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Criminals of Isla Numus - Episode 29 - Games, Lanes, Frames, and Gains · Session Zero Heroes | TTRPG Actual Play Adventures & Improv Storytelling

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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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Hello, weary traveler.
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I'm not sure what strange magic must have brought you here,
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but you have stepped into a realm of my creation,
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a sprawling city filled with danger and glory,
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and most importantly, lots of gold.
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I call it, Ilanumis.
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Who am I?
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You might ask.
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The name is Jarjim, and I'm the patron deity of gambling.
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Long story short, this group of idiots,
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or as you may call them, heroes, made a bet with me
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that they had when it took to make a mass trove of gold,
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but left some of the key details blank.
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So I filled them in myself.
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I sent them to this pocket dimension,
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into the city I had created with brand new bodies
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they have to attune to.
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Can these fools pass my test, or will they
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be trapped here forever?
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So experience my world of trials and tribulations,
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and join alongside this posse of pitiful people,
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or as I like to call them, the criminals of Ilanumis.
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Welcome back, everybody, to another episode
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of the criminals of Ilanumis.
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I snuck it in past you guys.
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You guys were drunk, prepared.
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A Whitney today-- well, first of all, hi.
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I'm Skylar.
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Here, I am the host and Game Master, Dungeon Master,
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whatever you want to call it.
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Again, we not really run into any dungeons,
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so I feel bad taking the title of Dungeon Master.
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The Game Master, I can accept.
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But aside from me, that's enough about me.
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Let's talk about the players we got here today.
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To my right, we got Dave.
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Dave is playing Maki.
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Yes, play Maki.
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His mind is some kind like a dungeon.
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So there are dungeons in here.
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Cold, clanny, filled with cobwebs.
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The inner workings of my mind are an enigma.
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That's a mystery.
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Maki's the shadow bird guy.
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Shadow bird guy.
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Our beloved shadow bird guy.
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Fantastic.
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Next to him, we got Fatty Lumpkins, who is playing--
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are you feeling-- am I feeling in the blanks?
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Or are you--
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I want him to do it.
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For getting-- he's getting there.
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Go get there.
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Keto.
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Yeah.
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I'm Keto.
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And I'm a lizard.
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I'm a fighting lizard.
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What other additives do you think he'll add?
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Clanting before he gets stronger.
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He might also be the inner workings of his mind.
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Are you thinking--
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All right, we can't all have enigmas.
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That's OK.
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Oh, no, we're like split person.
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How are we--
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This is like speaking of split personalities.
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Keto is an echo knight.
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Ah, that's-- oh, that was clever.
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That was good.
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That was good.
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Awesome.
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Well, fantastic.
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Well, we'll see how he echoes his way
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through the incoming challenges.
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Next to Fatty, we've got Quinn.
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Yeah, a little sauce.
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Yes.
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I'll let you say it.
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Yeah, a little sauce.
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Going through a lot right now.
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Yeah.
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We'll see what it says.
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This is interesting.
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Big old bag of emotional--
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Only person native to this world.
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The inner workings of his emotions are an enigma.
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He might, you know, go save the world.
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He might start an emo rock band.
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You never know.
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Yo, hey, that'd be dope.
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Next to Quinn, we kind of across the table from Quinn.
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We've got Jackson, who's playing Diaz.
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This is an audio podcast.
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I don't believe that the orientation of the table
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would matter.
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But I'm Jack.
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I play Dez.
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The fun fact about Dez is the color yellow kind of makes
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him go feral and angry in his mind.
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Hates it.
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Absolutely hates it.
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Yeah, but I'm--
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Has anything been described as yellow?
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I do not believe so.
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OK, well, I might keep that in mind.
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Next time I want Dez to just lose it,
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or you like everything around you is buster.
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You find yourself in a yellow rubber room with a straight
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jack.
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Rory has been one of the proudest new banana toss.
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Being a witch, you guys are always looking for gold.
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And I feel like I keep--
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Jurchin Keeds tell you there's always gold in the banana stains.
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Always gold.
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Always gold.
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Tell me about that.
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And then last but not least, giggling over here
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about the banana stain, we have Cameron,
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who's playing Roryek.
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Hi.
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Yeah, Cameron.
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OK.
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Playing Roryek.
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And I prefer Chordily.
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Chordily.
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[LAUGHTER]
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Chordily?
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Uh-oh.
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Uh-oh.
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Uh-oh.
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Uh-oh.
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Uh-oh.
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Uh-oh.
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Uh-oh.
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Uh-oh.
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Uh-oh.
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I'm fine.
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I'm fine.
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There should be a ranking of how you evolve as a douchey lad.
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It's from a hearty chuckle to a chore for them.
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The guffaw hurts evil longer.
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It goes like, uh-oh.
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Uh-oh.
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Uh-oh.
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Uh-oh.
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Uh-oh.
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Uh-oh.
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Uh-oh.
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Uh-oh.
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Uh-oh.
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And then you just maniacal laugh.
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What the-- no.
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Maniacal laugh.
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Awesome.
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That's everybody.
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And with that, we'll jump into a brand new episode
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of "Criminals of Island Oomens."
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[MUSIC PLAYING]
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All right.
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So where we last left on?
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We had two separate stories going on.
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We had everybody except Lil Sauce,
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who were out chasing monsters.
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You guys had defeated the mitosisaurus before,
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and then went on to take on the leader, or at least the recent
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re-leader, for lack of better terms, of the beast's gang,
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King Fortunus.
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That's right.
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And you guys were able to defeat and kill him.
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So very impressive.
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Well done all around.
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Yeah, absolutely.
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He was supposed to be a hard boss.
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And that is not how I would say it felt.
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But that's OK.
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That's just played by an idiot.
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Oh, oh gosh.
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Brutal burn.
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Brutal burn.
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He's not here.
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That's true.
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Or else he would do nothing.
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Yeah, that's probably true.
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With that being said, on the other side of the story arc,
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we had Lil Sauce off on his own,
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trying to find out what happened to his ex-job organization,
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blank space, this group of secret police
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that he used to be a part of, and only recently quit,
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and was asked to come back over by the chief,
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only to discover that the entire police had been
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blown to smithereens.
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And everybody inside was dead, leaving him,
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technically, the remaining agent to ever have
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been a part of blank space here in Island Nubis.
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And I think today we'll find out, or at least the rest of you
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guys, we'll find out where that went and how that went.
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But for now, you just finished up with King Fortunes.
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You guys are-- I mean, you're technically still at the beast's
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high out unless you want to kind of be done with that.
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That's up to you.
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The LA BC.
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Yeah, the call.
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And last friend, and Dave's idol,
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knew the bearish shadow caster.
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Yeah, Sark Lord shadow caster.
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Almost out of--
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Up into your new best friend, your first new best friend.
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This is my second best friend.
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Yeah, who was the first one again?
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Gavin.
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Ah, that's right.
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Yeah, it's been a while.
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Been a while.
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Oh, yeah, for years.
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Yeah.
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He actually was-- he showed up to fill your space
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for an episode.
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And he wanted him to stay with us,
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but for some reason he really had to go to his laundry.
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He had to go to the laundry.
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Dry cleaning.
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You just--
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Yeah.
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All right, so you guys are standing there.
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You want to get a hold of Varus shadow caster.
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The only thing you have is his business card,
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which he let you in.
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What's this business card saying on that?
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It says Varus shadow caster, resident advisor
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at the School of Wizardry.
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Des grabs the business card and just like throws it
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on the ground.
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It hits the ground, and it dents one corner,
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and then it just kind of flops there.
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Dead shrugs.
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Oh, wait, I remember.
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He said, I think he just said do some shadow stuff,
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and he'd show up again.
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Make shadow puppets.
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[LAUGHTER]
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Make a light with source.
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Have your bullseye lantern.
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I cast Darkness on the business card.
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Hang on, all right.
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So as you cast Darkness on the business card,
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it expands out because it's like what, 20, 30 foot?
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Radiant?
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I think it's 30.
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Wow, OK.
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So it expands out 15 foot radius.
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Oh, radius.
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OK, so 15 foot radius around the business card.
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It's kind of odd because everybody in the room
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just flipped the lights back on, saw that King Fortunus is dead,
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and then all of a sudden you snap your fingers,
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and there's a huge just black darkness that surrounds all
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of you, including King Fortunus, and creating a spout of darkness
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that they can't see through, and everybody's like, whoa, whoa,
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what's going on?
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With that being said, all of a sudden, within the darkness,
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you see a portion of it actually recede and get
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suctioned into the card, and then poof.
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You see various shadowcasters standing there
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amongst sort of a clearing in the shadow, right over King
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Fortunus.
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And he says, ah, see, I knew you were a clever one that
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would figure out how to use the card.
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What can I do for you?
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Have you gotten me some more goods?
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Yeah, we got this guy right here.
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King Fortunus, well, you are all quite capable, aren't you?
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Interesting.
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Well, well, well, well, what were you hoping for in terms
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of compensation for me to remove this individual
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from the premises for my purposes?
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I think our going rate was about 5,000.
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5,000 cool pieces?
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I suppose that would be fair, given what I gave you before.
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So yes, 5,000 gold pieces seems like a reasonable price.
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And he takes a pouch out, and he lifts it,
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and you see him actually use sort of a shadowy teleportation,
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and you just see gold coins start to kind of fall out
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of it into the sack.
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And then once it's filled up, he holds it out to you guys.
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Get a little grab it and pocket it.
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Thanks, Beth.
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Thanks, friend.
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Of course.
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And do let me know if you find any other interesting creatures
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that might be of value to me.
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You still have my card after all?
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Yeah, and I can find it in this dart.
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Oh, it'll be right below me.
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And he takes a step back, and as he does,
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he sort of just falls through the floor,
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and you see that his card was right underneath him,
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and there's like a shadow forming underneath of it,
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and it sucks itself away and dissipates
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as he disappears.
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How does he do that?
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Heat.
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Wait, so he's gone now?
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Yeah.
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I can't believe that worked.
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I thought a going rate was like 3,500.
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We just made a profit.
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Well, this was a higher level creature.
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Oh, OK.
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Hold on to this part.
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You tried to scam the GM fan.
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Do one.
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All right, so you guys have a bench for a miner.
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You guys just received another 5,000 gold pieces
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from your strange and shadowy friend, Veresh Shadowcaster.
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And technically, the darkness is going
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to start re-filling itself as he disappears.
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Man, I wonder if he teaches classes.
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Maybe I could audit.
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Yeah, I should level up.
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You're going to need it.
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Des writes on his little chalkboard, where to now?
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We should probably--
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do you think we're inside?
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Let us finish the scene.
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Do you think they'll let us keep the costumes?
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And just as you say that, all of a sudden,
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you hear the doors of the beast's headquarters slam open.
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And you hear a loud voice, a female voice shout out,
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oh, heard that king's heart.
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Toon is his dad.
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Oh, no, not that one.
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This is probably the one chick.
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Yes, I didn't write down her name.
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I only have one name written, Shadowhack.
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That's the other monster you have with.
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Oh, let's go get her.
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What does this lady have a name?
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She does.
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Do you know it?
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The Queen.
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Oh, there you go.
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Oh, that must be the Queen.
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We should probably get out of here.
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Are you seeing the Owl out?
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Yeah, sure.
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Why not?
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You hear, I am the Queen.
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Who's saying?
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Me.
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I can't see anybody.
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It's not that dark.
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I say in pitch black.
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This--
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Did you cue King Fortunus?
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Yeah.
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Show it yourself.
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I step a little to the right to step out of darkness.
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You see this massive, hulking orc woman.
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She's got a giant mace that's like in a scoured on her back.
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She's got these-- she's got some pretty intense armor
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on, huge shoulder pads.
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A back scabbard?
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What a loser.
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Doesn't even know how arms work.
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Dez steps out of the darkness offering a rude gesture,
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specifically with his left hand.
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Like a middle finger?
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A rude gesture.
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OK.
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Keep this shaking.
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What's his problem and who's he?
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Well, I'm Rorik.
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That's Dez.
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Well, which one of you killed King Fortunus?
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I was the group.
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I was in the group fight.
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Oh, it was--
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I was the four of you one.
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Spell the darkness.
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I see.
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So it's a group effort.
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Well, that's normally not how we do things here in the beast,
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but I can't complain because--
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wait a minute.
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Where is he?
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King Fortunus.
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He's-- he's Dez.
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The line.
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Did you disintegrate him?
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Sure.
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No, we didn't, because magic's not allowed.
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That's right.
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Yeah.
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I was going to--
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that was what was running through my mind.
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No, we have a friend.
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Yep, Dez is rubbing his stuff.
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We have a friend who like me as a hungry apologize.
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She pauses for a moment, and then she says, I respect it.
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And she holds out her fist, twisty,
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being a fist bump.
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She says, wow, what a woman.
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Behind her, you see--
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behind her, you see there's a dwarf guy
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with a big giant stone hammer.
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He's like on her right side.
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This is like her entourage, right?
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She's got him on her right side, and then on her left side,
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she has a Goliath.
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And he's just this big hulking shirtless huge--
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He's got-- he's got these--
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He's got these giant legs.
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He's got like 12 abs.
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And he just-- he's just stone faced, right?
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He's just stone faced.
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He's got that thing where he's like balled all the way up
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to the very top of his head, and then that hair
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is just like really flowing.
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He's got a big old beard.
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And the dwarf dude, you only know he's a dwarf
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because he has like woven features,
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but he's surprisingly tall for a dwarf.
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How big?
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Come on.
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Does he have big shoulder stew, Skylar?
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No, no, no, he's got this huge--
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It hangs down between his legs.
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Massive kick.
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He's also wearing what look like mahogany-colored like boot,
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like fabric boots, like moccasins almost.
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OK.
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Yeah.
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Can I say-- oh, when I see the dwarf,
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can I say howdy-duty, brother and dwarf?
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Yeah, I mean, you just tell me you do that.
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You are.
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OK, you do it.
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Howdy-duty, brother.
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[NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
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Yeah, obviously, he's streaky, dwarfish,
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as he says that.
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He says, [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
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Best friend with a dwarf?
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Well, his dwarfs do make good friends.
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We're loyal.
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I loyal to the queen.
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Cool.
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What a woman.
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I--
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[INTERPOSING VOICES]
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He bisbots.
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Well, I have to say, you guys did me a big favor today.
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So you're welcome any time back here at the grid out.
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Can we keep the costumes?
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Sure, I don't see why not.
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And then she looks over at Maki and she's like,
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what are you supposed to be?
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Judge.
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Judge.
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Judge.
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Judge.
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Judge.
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That's pretty clever, actually.
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It'd be even funnier if you hit a guy
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with a giant book or something.
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You won't believe this.
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No.
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You're kidding.
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Funny you should mention that.
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So I pick up the book you duster.
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Oh, now that's the right guy, dear, right?
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Well, like I said, you guys are always
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welcome back here at the Gridiron.
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Consider yourselves members of the beasts.
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Also, consider yourselves probably the smallest
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members of the beasts.
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We can bullcup.
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Good.
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That's what we do here.
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It's the robes.
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Ah, but you're hiding quite the package under there.
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All right.
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Do you guys have any other business here at the Gridiron,
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or are you guys heading out?
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No, sir.
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Sir, all right.
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So you guys, everybody gives you handshakes
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as you guys kind of head out.
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They're doing like the big lineup
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that they do with basketball players or anything.
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They're going to--
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Yeah, exactly.
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High fives all the way around.
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Are they sharing judge's?
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Yeah, but I'll--
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Try it as far as the chant.
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I think it's just a mix of shouting,
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as everybody's chanting for whoever their favorite
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from your grid.
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Well, like more than the judge?
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Yeah, it was a pretty--
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I think everybody had a fan, you know?
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Cool.
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Even Dez, I mean, everybody--
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Even--
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[LAUGHTER]
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Even some people like the bass player, you know?
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The bass player?
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I am a bass player, Cameron.
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[LAUGHTER]
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So now I'm offended that you think that bass players
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are inadequate.
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He hit it.
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Bro, the Gridiron.
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Oh, look at that.
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And as you peel off into distance,
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Elzegwe--
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Oh, yeah.
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Above the buildings and the houses and the roofs, tops,
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the rooftops, you can see a beam of familiar light
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glowing off in the distance.
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Oh, they open a new casino.
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[LAUGHTER]
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And Dez writes on his little slate board, the rock dot,
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dot, dot.
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And he's looking up stoically at the light.
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We can hear a little fan, water.
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[SINGING]
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[LAUGHTER]
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Oh, like, just--
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dude, if you guys could, like, put something on the rock
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and then toss it off so it's a little symbol
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and get the light buzz out like a bat signal,
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only we can see it.
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[LAUGHTER]
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Well, you're on the road to the--
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man, I'm just the GM away at the corner with the great ideas
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for you guys.
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You're welcome.
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If the rock's glowing and it wasn't before,
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then who's driving the buzz?
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Well, whatever the case, you guys
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spend a decent chunk of the day.
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It's about late afternoon by the time
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that you follow this to a familiar area in the Minionville
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District where you guys find Little Sauce's house.
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And that's where the light seems to be stemming from.
19:36
Oh, perfectly.
19:37
Can take a nice night's rest.
19:40
And that's a good question.
19:42
Is the light coming from inside the house
19:44
or do we find the rock in front of the house?
19:47
Yeah, it is like because you're seeing through the house.
19:49
This creates a lot of questions regarding the symbol
19:52
put onto the rock.
19:53
Oh, shit.
19:54
If it is not a shadow--
19:55
Sure, a shadow.
19:57
Yeah.
19:58
Dang.
19:58
And it died as fast as it began.
20:01
Bummer.
20:02
Maybe if you find the right material.
20:04
I have some physics questions regarding a fantasy world.
20:08
Shoot.
20:09
Man, I just ruined my own idea.
20:11
Darn.
20:12
Nothing's possible.
20:12
Like I said, maybe there's some material that the light
20:16
needs to pierce her.
20:17
Yeah, exactly.
20:18
Exactly.
20:19
Anyways, let's go inside.
20:20
I was going to say, this is all--
20:21
you're all discussing this as you guys walk inside
20:24
and then out steps Little Sauce with Big Yarn.
20:27
Oh, you've made it back.
20:29
And you guys OK?
20:31
Never let her.
20:33
We're about 8,000 gold, OK?
20:37
Wow, that's pretty darn good.
20:39
You guys should level up.
20:43
Why?
20:44
I've got a lot to tell you about.
20:46
We have all night.
20:47
You going to do this at the arcade?
20:49
Or are you going to--
20:49
No, I--
20:50
You're going to tell them.
20:52
I mean, I guess I tell them every old story.
20:54
So all you guys-- you guys look a little bit beat up.
20:58
What were you doing?
20:59
Not going to say anything about our costumes.
21:01
That's OK, whatever.
21:05
It's a nice costume we got on.
21:06
Thanks.
21:07
I made it myself.
21:09
While you guys were out performing on Broadway,
21:14
I went to blank space.
21:16
I told you guys vaguely about this before.
21:19
I worked with them, secret policing agency.
21:23
Well, let's just say it no longer exists.
21:26
Somebody went in there and burned the whole place down,
21:28
killed everybody, lots of dead bodies.
21:29
I saw lots of deaths.
21:31
Blood everywhere.
21:32
Let me tell you.
21:33
Brought back some memories, bad ones.
21:36
So I went and I kind of, long story short,
21:40
found out that people behind this were the Legionnaires.
21:47
And I went and I talked to some of the city scum.
21:51
People I'd built up a relationship with
21:53
over the course of the years.
21:55
They kind of do the dirty work around the city.
21:58
And I kind of found out about the Grave Robbers
22:00
and what's going on.
22:01
It's connected to this.
22:03
People are going out and stealing bones,
22:06
looking specifically for magical bones.
22:09
They're taking them to a guy named Radicus.
22:11
He works dog security at the Elantis Night Shift.
22:15
So he's working night shift there.
22:17
And he's having all these people go and grab up these bones
22:20
for his pain, more for the magical bones.
22:23
And he is for the regular, but he's still
22:24
taking the regular bones.
22:25
And what he's doing with them, we're not sure.
22:28
But this is all my friends are dead.
22:31
All everybody that they killed Julia, 75 year old Julia,
22:36
slaughtered blood everywhere, picked apart.
22:41
Nothing left stomped on.
22:45
They killed her.
22:46
Oh, Julia, your girlfriend.
22:49
No, 75 year old girlfriend.
22:53
She was all the cougars.
22:55
No, she was like the grandma to everybody.
22:59
So basically they killed my grandma.
23:01
Among others.
23:03
I mean, she was a little dwarf lady,
23:06
but a little King Coug dwarf.
23:08
They could be related, you never know.
23:09
You're really lingering on the Julia bit here.
23:13
She made me cookies one year for holiday.
23:16
They're going to be cookies, butterscotch cookies.
23:20
She's the one that I got the original sauce recipe from.
23:23
I thought that was well, she gave it to you.
23:26
She gave it to the McGriddle.
23:27
OK, put it on his.
23:28
OK, you didn't make me.
23:32
Great. I had a little peppery in it.
23:34
He added that Julie didn't have that either or either or.
23:37
Look at him go.
23:38
He spent all this time mourning.
23:41
No.
23:41
So I went to the graveyard to see this in action and I met a couple local.
23:49
What was your word for him?
23:50
Scroungers, right?
23:51
Groungers met a couple scroungers.
23:53
Again, these are the the kind of the low life to the city.
23:56
The ones that are going into the dirty work for you.
23:58
Well, these guys were not necessarily.
24:01
I don't feel like these ones are necessarily to evil people,
24:04
but they're just doing what they had to do to get by twitching mungus.
24:07
Were their names names?
24:08
They were at the north. We were at the north.
24:10
I was guarding in cemetery, digging up bones.
24:12
I convinced them I was, you know, there to help them, whatever.
24:15
Ended up fighting a big old ghost that came and.
24:19
Yeah, basically had to fight that thing, save it, save their lives.
24:23
It was like sucking out their soul, like going in just it was like
24:28
sucking out everything inside them.
24:30
I say their lives and and so yeah, this is happening all over the city.
24:35
We need to I think we need to figure out who's, you know,
24:39
digging up these bones and what they're using them for.
24:42
And this should be our this should be our main goal right now.
24:45
Why? They're killing old ladies all over the city.
24:49
Didn't you hear them, Ian?
24:51
I think I'll just for blank space.
24:53
If they figured out where we were, I mean, we were hidden pretty darn well.
24:57
If they figured out where we were and why they're going out dressed,
25:00
it's only matter of time till they come after me till they come after
25:03
everybody in this town in Mediumville, till they come after the police department.
25:07
And all the higher up authorities.
25:11
These people are planning something and we need to stop them.
25:13
Did you tell the police?
25:16
Well, they by now they know.
25:19
That happened because the security guards are I I dipped before the security guards
25:24
were were there because I obviously me around a lot of dead people.
25:28
Julia, you know, bloody mess, Julia, you know, dead stomped on on the floor,
25:32
lit on fire. No, I just you laugh, you laugh.
25:37
You people laugh, you laugh, but it was lit on fire and there's blood everywhere.
25:42
Look, it's a great time.
25:45
Ten minutes later, we'll just be doing something completely different.
25:48
I feel like the Julia, she was stomped on and spit on and they
25:52
think they're a little FOILUS stress taken by earthworms.
25:57
They skinned her alive.
26:00
They threw up against the like grabbed her by her ankles and just started
26:03
smacking her against the wall.
26:05
They broke every bone in her body.
26:07
One of all these details when you didn't see it happen, you're like, I checked for spit.
26:11
She was an isolated, OK?
26:14
You know, I think this should be our main objective, guys.
26:16
This would mean a lot to me if you guys are helping out with this.
26:19
But what's in it for us?
26:21
Water, clothes, money.
26:23
And it could be where we're there are a illicit activities.
26:28
Here's a deal, though.
26:29
Drug, here's the deal.
26:30
What's in it for you?
26:31
You know, we want to make this money to get out of here, right?
26:34
Yeah. That won't happen if we don't go stop.
26:38
Roger Eradicus, Roger Eradicus.
26:41
Yep. Hang on, let me retry that.
26:44
This Christian, Roger Eradicus.
26:48
Figure it out. Oh, crap.
26:50
That was a puzzle.
26:51
That was going to be how you open the door.
26:54
Anyway, you know, Eradicus, we won't be able to do any business here.
26:58
We won't be able to walk the streets if we don't figure out what the Legionnaires are up to here.
27:02
You're not going to be able to make any money.
27:04
Legionnaires are bad people.
27:06
Seems like you're jumping to conclusions here.
27:08
It seems like on a worse case.
27:10
Who lives here? Who doesn't?
27:11
That's a good point.
27:12
And I'm part of this Eradicus.
27:14
What? You did?
27:16
Yeah, he pays in euphoria, so I've heard.
27:19
Also, I mean, he must if he's corner in the drug market,
27:23
we're not going to be able to make much headway if he's got the market.
27:28
All to himself.
27:29
Wait, you guys are selling euphoria?
27:31
We are? No, spinach.
27:33
No, I want to get some euphoria.
27:35
Oh, you know, that's illegal, right?
27:37
Wait, is it different?
27:39
I pull up some spinach I got off of the.
27:42
No, because spinach is burst.
27:46
Spinach, what they started calling burst.
27:49
Yeah, they're different.
27:50
Yes, so they are different.
27:51
Yes, it's literally like opposite, right?
27:54
Like euphoria is like this.
27:55
Euphoria is the downer breaches the up.
27:57
Exactly. That's how I got this off of
28:00
Bartunas's body.
28:01
This is this euphoria.
28:03
You you would probably recognize it
28:05
because you've probably done some drunk stings in the past.
28:07
This is definitely burst.
28:09
That's burst. That's not euphoria.
28:11
It's very illegal, though.
28:13
Yeah, you should get rid of that.
28:15
This immediately positive.
28:16
It isn't.
28:17
Well, I got plans for it.
28:19
Oh, you get caught with that.
28:20
That's 10 years in a slamer.
28:23
Nice.
28:24
Well, luckily, I got connections with the judge.
28:28
Frills, his his skirt a little.
28:31
And I know some good lawyers.
28:34
You the war.
28:34
We need to figure out how to stop radicals.
28:37
How about we just go over to that
28:39
dog place of you said and just kill the guy?
28:42
Yeah, where do we find this guy?
28:44
I already told you.
28:46
I wasn't clear on who these legionnaires are.
28:49
Are they police?
28:51
Are they gang members?
28:53
I'll tell you exactly who they are.
28:56
Amidst the technological development and rise of constructs
29:00
and other robotic features,
29:02
came with it in organization that refers to itself as the legionnaires.
29:06
Although many simply refer to them as steamers.
29:10
I know very little about the group, who they are and what they do.
29:14
And I just know they reside in the Wakanda district
29:18
and believe that they themselves can attain eternal life
29:22
by making themselves into some sort of construct.
29:24
We've already had dealt with constructs early in this.
29:28
I saw an individual one time with the armor placed by a robotic ligament
29:32
and it started with me greatly.
29:34
Also, it's important to know, and we mentioned this on your episode,
29:37
the legionnaires was actually the group that you were you and McGriddle
29:41
were trying to infiltrate when you were forced to kill McGriddle.
29:46
To kill McGriddle.
29:47
Exactly. I killed him.
29:49
I had to.
29:51
And you have you told us this before?
29:53
Yes.
29:54
Just spit on him and burn him.
29:56
No, scalpel.
29:57
That's what the legionnaires did to Julia.
30:00
Poor Julia.
30:01
That's what he wanted.
30:02
Poor Julia.
30:03
They put her on a board and cracked her back
30:06
and then they cut her in half and then they lit her on fire.
30:09
The first part kind of sounded not too unpleasant, honestly.
30:12
I know, no, like one of those boards that in the
30:14
like, like they did like a like the exercise.
30:19
I was thinking the same thing where it's like, y'all, they put you on a table.
30:23
They made you feel so good.
30:24
Then I killed her.
30:26
They hung her by her toes from a 10 foot ceiling, cut the rope and dropped her.
30:31
A cooler.
30:32
They told her a bunch of corny jokes and made her listen to them all.
30:36
And if she laughed, she was punished.
30:39
She didn't laugh.
30:42
So they punished her more.
30:43
They forced her to watch the Avatar, the last airbender live action movie
30:47
followed immediately by the Aragon live action movie.
30:51
It was torture. It was horrible.
30:54
He's in here at midnight.
30:55
Yeah, by now. Yeah.
30:57
Well, the way the longer you wait, the great death.
31:01
We need to do that belt thing before midnight.
31:03
Oh, what says about keep talking about?
31:07
Yeah, he's got this giant belt on him.
31:09
Almost looks like a well for you.
31:11
It almost looks like a wrestling belt.
31:13
I look like a wrestling bow.
31:14
Oh, yeah, we wrestled.
31:16
Oh, really?
31:17
You want to your champion?
31:19
Des Razel's money.
31:20
Reference.
31:21
When he got the belt is from the Coliseum.
31:24
I don't remember this.
31:25
You remember that it was the one that they said you have three days
31:27
otherwise this will just knock you out.
31:29
That went through a lot in the last.
31:30
Yeah, that's very.
31:31
Three days.
31:31
Julia died.
31:33
And you know what they did to Julia?
31:34
They they took they took Julia.
31:37
They took Julia dipped her in hot oil and then they keep.
31:44
Hard and better, Julia ran her through the street.
31:48
I dropped they brought a Baron.
31:50
And they dipped her in honey and brought a Baron hands in the air behind the head.
31:56
Oh, the rest for ready for Des to do his thing.
32:01
Do your thing, Des.
32:02
Yeah, does do your thing.
32:05
OK, I'm ready.
32:06
Des first removes his own.
32:14
All right, Des will point his belt wand.
32:18
Shoot, what did we decide was heads was
32:22
we could read to say it is even odd.
32:25
Yeah. OK.
32:27
I'll point I'll point that belt at you and activate it.
32:32
Evens. What big evens big.
32:35
Lucen.
32:37
I'd say he heightened.
32:38
OK, we got a fifty finish.
32:40
I know.
32:42
To six.
32:45
OK, you feel the bell start to loosen around you as it sort of grows.
32:49
It's still kind of like hangs there on your body like on solos.
32:52
I'm gonna I'm gonna shove it down a little wiggling.
32:56
So way to see as I can see for vacating the bell. Yes.
32:59
Why are you saying that cryptically? Yes.
33:02
It just it's off me now. Yes.
33:04
All right. Now I scoop it up with the wand to do it.
33:07
Do a little spin with it.
33:09
And it disappears.
33:10
And as it spins, you see one end of it kind of like enter into the wand.
33:15
And then as the rest of it follows, it just disappears behind it.
33:18
As the wand eat.
33:20
Sorry, I stick my hand out like shape does it.
33:23
Well, so you're not the champion no more.
33:24
Oh, no, I pick up the WWE belt and put it back on.
33:27
Good. Good deal.
33:29
We're going to need that kind of attitude against the Legionnaires.
33:32
You know what they did to Julia?
33:34
I didn't want to specify it was not the WWE belt.
33:37
It was the Good Iron Belt.
33:39
What does level in that? Why do we need to level up?
33:41
You're so adamant.
33:41
I so I think we should level up as much as possible to take on the Legionnaires.
33:48
Legionnaires are a tough group.
33:50
I was infiltrated.
33:51
I killed McGriddle to learn more about them.
33:54
And it got me nowhere.
33:55
They're a tight knit group to fight them.
33:57
We're going to need to the Jordy level.
34:00
I have. Oh, I gain some abilities.
34:03
Any level of a gain some abilities.
34:05
That's but what we you guys should go and play some games
34:08
with Jar Jim and level up because you're going to need to fight these guys.
34:13
I have no qualms of that.
34:15
Sure.
34:17
Our ass. We're going to level up, I guess.
34:19
Now, just before we jump into this, you did ask a question in the rock.
34:23
It'd be midnight. So it's a new day.
34:25
I mean, technically, the rock is sitting there.
34:28
I shake it. What?
34:29
Who's that? Yeah, we got we want to.
34:32
We want to level up.
34:33
Is this one level of who is this?
34:35
It's the feather.
34:37
Little sauce. Oh, little sauce.
34:40
Oh, that's the old look you got with the rest of the game.
34:43
Hey, everybody.
34:45
Yeah, we will play.
34:45
So you want to play some games?
34:47
Who's your buddy, robot?
34:48
Oh, yeah, Benji's ready to play some games.
34:50
Come on over.
34:51
We got we got some people to play games of Benji.
34:53
Sounds great.
34:54
And all of a sudden.
34:57
You guys suddenly find yourselves amidst
35:00
Jar Jim's exciting level up arcade.
35:03
Yeah.
35:05
Well, come back, everyone, to my wonderful arcade.
35:22
You guys all probably remember how all of this works.
35:25
But what you probably don't remember is my good friend, Benji,
35:28
and outsteps this concept.
35:30
He's very literally just like a robot dude.
35:34
And he says, how nice to meet you all.
35:38
You been practicing, Benji, since last time?
35:40
I have played more air hockey in the last few hours
35:44
than I have in my entire program sentience.
35:48
You made it.
35:49
Robot, just play air hockey.
35:52
Oh, no, he plays all sorts of games.
35:55
If anything in here is competitive and requires two players, Benji,
35:58
I have put my full faith in Benji to compete fairly against you.
36:03
So the token and Benji come with me.
36:08
Where? Down on the planet.
36:11
Absolutely not new stuff with us.
36:13
Benji's Benji is a hardcore addict.
36:17
So anyway, back to the discussion about tokens.
36:21
We've got to purchase tokens to play the games.
36:23
What kind of tokens could I interest you in?
36:25
Large tokens, small tokens.
36:29
All those tokens will work at this level of arcade.
36:33
But prizes will be different.
36:37
And the tickets you receive will be different as well.
36:41
I want four large tokens.
36:43
Four large tokens. That's two.
36:46
How's it got?
36:47
The prize winnings from our cage match.
36:49
You want me to just spot everyone?
36:52
I don't care how you spend it.
36:54
As long as the money goes in, you just I'm going to slap down
36:57
five thousand gold pieces for ten large tokens.
37:01
Big spend.
37:03
And you start to feed the machine with the coins,
37:06
and it just starts to suck the coins in faster and faster.
37:09
And then it just started.
37:09
You just see it start furiously popping out your tokens, your large,
37:13
your ten large tokens.
37:16
See, that's that's what you have now.
37:17
You have ten large tokens.
37:19
I will disperse them amongst the four of us.
37:23
I can add in another thousand, so it's two more.
37:27
So it's 12.
37:27
12. Yeah, I already have three.
37:29
All right, there we go.
37:31
Everybody's got three tokens.
37:34
How much are large tokens?
37:34
500 gold pieces.
37:36
Anybody want to lend me like three hundred and ninety eight
37:38
dollars gold pieces?
37:40
Rarke is at least standing up the wheel of mystery.
37:44
Hey, the.
37:45
Here's the rest.
37:46
Was it three ninety eight?
37:47
What a.
37:48
You're a. Focke or Keto will send you three ninety eight and give me a spin.
37:54
Twenty nine.
38:01
Twenty nine.
38:03
You got a twenty nine spinning the wheel.
38:06
They go real fast.
38:08
Yeah, it goes really fast and eventually after three minutes,
38:12
it slows down and finally stops on.
38:16
Plus one any level in a thing pops out
38:20
and you have a ticket that says plus one any level.
38:24
You can choose any class and gain one level in that class.
38:29
Do I have to choose right now?
38:31
I suppose not.
38:33
I'll spend it before I leave.
38:35
OK, sounds good.
38:36
I'm not done. OK, I go over to dance off.
38:40
I stretch the hands.
38:41
I stretch the hammies. Yep.
38:43
And I prep to dance and I select.
38:46
Um, what level of difficulty?
38:49
What song I'm selecting hard and I'm selecting the song.
38:55
Cha cha cha cha. Oh, OK.
38:57
Sounds good.
38:58
Do the hustle.
38:59
As you're pushing these buttons,
39:02
Ben, she steps up and takes the section.
39:05
He's going down to the hustle.
39:11
OK, what did you get? 21 is that performance?
39:15
Yeah. OK, nice.
39:16
OK, 21 to be fair, Ben, she did really well as well.
39:20
He on that's a great show.
39:21
Yeah, he did. He had a solid 19.
39:25
Oh, it was a close.
39:26
It was a close. So you got what? 21.
39:28
Yeah. All right.
39:30
As you are dancing away and the score comes up and it says new high score
39:35
and machine kind of worse a little bit.
39:37
Then it pops out a small token.
39:42
You receive a plus one in Bard.
39:47
All right. And then you have one token left.
39:49
I know I'm going kung fu fighting.
39:52
OK, dance.
39:53
Oh, you're doing the kung fu fighting song.
39:55
Yes. OK. All right.
39:57
Sounds good. Get ready to get ready.
40:01
Chop. Benji.
40:02
Is that quite as good at kung fu fighting,
40:05
but he's business solid 16.
40:08
20. Oh, OK.
40:09
Yeah, it's pretty solid too.
40:11
What's up?
40:12
What's up?
40:14
Beg your bubble in monk two. Am I right?
40:16
Well, no, it's a plus one Bard bubble.
40:19
So good.
40:19
Well, you get another level, but in Bard still.
40:22
OK, to in Bard.
40:24
That's how the game works.
40:25
This is perfect.
40:26
All right. And then you also what was that last role you guys?
40:29
28, 21 and 29 if you want my three.
40:33
All right. So then at the end of that,
40:35
you come out with 6,350 tickets.
40:38
All right, I'm done.
40:42
Thank for me to peruse the actually, please.
40:44
Actually, no, could I bite one more large token?
40:47
I suppose.
40:48
And I'm going over to one last machine.
40:50
OK, OK. I want to play bowling.
40:54
Just it's just straight up bowling, but I'm on a ball.
40:57
All right. You got a nice.
40:59
You got the alley. You got the bowling ball.
41:01
Go for it. Roach.
41:03
And bowling ball, the bowling ball.
41:05
One.
41:07
No. Good.
41:08
It's not even a gutter ball.
41:10
It's a gutter ball that bounces into things.
41:12
It rolls back.
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He hits five.
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Well, that doesn't even hit the other people's stuff.
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OK, so first of all, you only get 10 tickets from that.
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It's kind of embarrassing.
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Yeah. I also you get one of your hit die.
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You can roll it and add that to your Max HP.
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Oh, I can choose.
41:33
Well, I do.
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You're dead.
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Oh, I guess you technically do.
41:36
But yeah, I suppose.
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I mean, it's either like what, a D6 or a D8, you're 10.
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I have something weird.
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Oh, I decent.
41:41
Oh, because of my flight of flight as well.
41:43
Oh, man. Is it a wine?
41:45
So what?
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That was a brutal game for you.
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Hey, you know what?
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You did really well with the other stuff.
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I'd say, you know, at all kind of pants.
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Here I game, Dola.
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Yeah, I was going to say, I have levels which comes with.
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I mean, levels.
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Did you gain to my levels?
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Come in the help ups, too.
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Yeah, technically.
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I know with that that three levels.
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Yeah, so that's about it.
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Holy cow. Yeah.
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All right, I'll do my leveling up.
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Yeah, yeah.
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At the very least, I'd say for right now,
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look up your if you wanted to spend tickets.
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Jackson, Des would like to spin the mystery wheel three times.
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Just spending a minute.
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That's the way to go.
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George, him says, ah, yes, it's my favorite game.
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It's a gamble every time.
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Life's better when you're gambling.
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Yuck, yuck.
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So you can roll on any skill that you want.
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OK, I'm going to roll in strength.
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Add my modifier to that.
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Yeah, that's a 1717.
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All right, you pull that wheel down and it slows to a class feature.
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What are you? You're a ranger.
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I range you.
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Oh, you gain a favorite enemy.
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Oh, OK.
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And all the benefits that come with that.
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OK, do it again.
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Nice.
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Yeah.
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That's an 11.
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All right.
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Our as good as last time.
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That's right.
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With an 11, you gain a plus one to one of your ability scores.
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Any ability.
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Any ability score.
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All right.
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I'm going to get one in charisma.
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OK, last time.
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Last spin, the final spin.
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That's a 15.
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15.
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You get another plus one to an ability score.
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All right.
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That's going into plus two total.
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That'll get you a whole extra to your to your rolls on that.
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That's nice.
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And then to top it off, you also receive 1700 tickets.
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Holy cow.
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One thousand seven hundred.
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Let's go.
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One thousand seven hundred.
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All right.
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Quinn, you have one token, right?
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Or did you have one token?
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You have one token.
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What are you going to spend it on?
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You only got one shot.
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That's all I'm going to say about that.
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So I can I'll do the ring toss game this time.
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Toss. OK.
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The one ring toss.
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Those are my only options.
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I'm the hockey, right?
44:15
I think so. Yeah.
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I mean, if you're going for wizard, then yes.
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All right.
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So you walk up to the ring toss toss the evil magical ring over the mountains of
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Rodrom to ensure their destruction and earn tickets.
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Rodrom is a bad place.
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It's a dark place.
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It's fiery.
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You can roll Arkana history or medicine.
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It's up to you.
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Obviously, I would recommend whichever one is higher.
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Taking a plus five, 18, 18.
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All right.
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Firstly, just because I have it up, you have 800 tickets from this that you gain.
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And then with an 18, you gain a plus one to your proficiency bonus.
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So that's the number up top that says I think yours is probably plus two right now.
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That becomes a plus three.
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And that's going to affect all those skills and your attacks and everything else.
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Fatty. Yes.
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You have three tokens, sir.
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Fatty is going to spend his tokens.
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He scans the arcade and sees the shiny barbarian machine.
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He's going to up that violent factor.
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You've got two machines to choose from when it comes to barbarian.
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There's the hammer slammer or the whack a troll.
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I could not tell the difference between them other than the picture.
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The the main difference is just like there's the feats that are possible to get out of it,
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which I know last time that you did this, I think you got I had almost all the feet.
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Yes.
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So that's kind of why I'm moving into the barbarian thing,
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because I think I've depleted all the feats available to buy games.
45:38
Yes. OK.
45:39
So yeah, it's really just the difference between which feats that you might get
45:42
other than that, everything else is pretty much the same.
45:46
OK. Yeah, we're just going to do the whack.
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The whack a troll, the whack a troll.
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You hold onto those troll heads and hop in and out.
45:54
You're trying to whack Adam as it goes.
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And I roll at the lad.
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It's a.
45:58
Yeah.
45:59
Twenty three.
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Twenty three.
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Holy cow. All right.
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You gain one in the barbarian level.
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And now I'll put in the second token.
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You got it.
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The twenty four.
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You four. Another plus one to your barbarian level.
46:14
Come on.
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Twenty two.
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Me too.
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And another plus one to your barbarian level,
46:22
as if I needed to make you stronger.
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You got four thousand fifty tickets out of all of that.
46:27
I'm, of course, three levels in barbarian.
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OK. It was wild.
46:31
That's yeah, that's three level ups.
46:33
Jeez, I'm going to have to make everything stronger.
46:37
Wait, is this done?
46:38
Right. Yes, I'm done.
46:39
Dave, what would you like to invest in?
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I got three tokens, three whole token, three barge tokens.
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Let's try this.
46:48
Source her scheme all.
46:49
Try and sink your fireballs into the holes
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at the end of the ramp.
46:54
All right.
46:55
And you're rolling with Arkano.
46:58
All right.
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So with the nine, you're going to get 300 tickets.
47:03
And then you will receive a small prize.
47:07
That is one of the feats.
47:09
One of the feats that are available.
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So the bell si-ma-per is the feed that you receive.
47:15
Oh, I can do I can do better.
47:16
I'll try again.
47:18
It slipped and it's still 24.
47:23
Twenty four.
47:24
That is going to be a plus one sorcery level.
47:28
All right.
47:29
Just flow me under 24.
47:31
And then you're going to get 1500 tickets.
47:33
All right, Dave, you've got one last token.
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I'm going to go with S-L-A-S-I-N-S-A-M-A-R-I-S-L-A-S-I-N-S-A-M-A-R-I-I.
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Take your sword in hand and slice through the incoming fruits and vegetables
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in order to rank up more tickets.
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Are you going to roll with athletics or acrobatics?
47:54
Acrobatics.
47:55
All right.
47:56
I'm so you want 21.
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That's a one fighter level for you there.
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And 21 is one thousand one hundred additional tickets.
48:10
All right.
48:10
And with that, everybody has spent their tokens.
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Is there any purchases anyone would like to make with their tickets?
48:18
I have a question.
48:20
OK.
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Does it have to be exactly gold that I could pay for like tokens?
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Or can I pay like in like gemstones?
48:33
I have.
48:34
Well, you would probably just for the purposes of reasonable value,
48:41
I would say sell the gemstones in Ilanuas and then procure the gold pieces from that.
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And then you could bring them to me.
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What if it's a gold bar?
48:51
I've played a giant gold bar.
48:54
He he he walks you over to the machine and he says,
48:58
as you can see, there's a slot in the machine.
49:01
It's really only made for for coins.
49:05
Oh, I can't get.
49:08
Look, see this and he pulls out.
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Can you make a machine that will turn Michael bar into gold going?
49:13
I didn't even design this one.
49:15
I'd have to go ask to my guy that made it and have him make a whole different machine.
49:19
And to be honest with you, I don't really talk to that guy that much anymore.
49:22
I owe keto tickets.
49:24
But I don't remember how much I borrowed some from you last time.
49:27
Tickets or money tickets?
49:28
Because I really wanted to buy that goat figurine.
49:31
I don't know how many luck stones can I buy?
49:34
I think it's one of those where it's like only one can be acted.
49:37
I was just going to keep buying luck stuff.
49:39
Yeah, that's very I don't think there's anything I really want.
49:42
Well, there's a cool bow.
49:44
I don't know. I'm an upgraded bow.
49:45
A magic bow sounds sick, actually.
49:47
Can I get a magic bow?
49:48
Oh, any particular bow?
49:50
Um, do you have any special bottles?
49:53
We've got plenty of special bows.
49:55
Are you kidding me?
49:57
We have.
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Oh, that's a boomerang.
50:03
That's a sword.
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Yeah. Oh, here we go.
50:05
We've got the oath bow.
50:07
We've got
50:09
that's a mace.
50:11
That's another boomerang.
50:13
We got long swords.
50:16
Huh. I want the oath bow.
50:18
Oh, well, of course, I can enchant a bow that you already have.
50:22
Can you enchant the oath bow?
50:24
If not, I'll just take the oath.
50:25
I suppose I could enchant the oath bow.
50:29
Like make it a plus one, plus two or something like that.
50:32
I can only afford a plus one, but yeah, plus one, the oath bow.
50:37
All right.
50:38
Oh, so that's three thousand five hundred for the oath bow.
50:41
Question, could I enchant an enchanted weapon later on?
50:45
Yeah, like if I wanted to put another plus one, enchant.
50:48
Make it a plus two. Yeah.
50:50
Yeah, I'm sure I could figure that out.
50:52
It would be you pay the differing.
50:53
Plus two costs four thousand.
50:55
Right. You pay the difference.
50:56
Oh, great.
50:57
Oh, I can pay three thousand to go up.
50:59
Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
51:01
All right. Yeah.
51:01
I want a plus one, which is a thousand tickets and then the oath,
51:04
both three thousand five so four thousand five hundred.
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And I'm going to give the rest to Keto because I owe him tickets.
51:10
He's surprisingly good at math.
51:12
I've got this calculator.
51:14
He's got right next to the counter for a pick you see.
51:16
It's true.
51:17
And I'm doing the math for him on the calculator.
51:20
Have we seen your goat?
51:22
Yeah, once.
51:23
You want to see her again?
51:25
The road he squeezed.
51:26
It's an infinite go.
51:27
OK, yeah, I just have to pay money to bring her back again.
51:30
But yeah, it's fine.
51:32
She'll she'll play with Benji.
51:34
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
51:35
No boats in the arcade.
51:37
OK, well, I'll take my bow and be happy.
51:39
Good. Anyone else wish to purchase anything
51:43
from my wonderful bunch of goods?
51:46
I would. I'd like to purchase a sovereign glue jar.
51:51
This is one of those items that I'm so scared.
51:55
I'm so scared on what you're going to use it on.
51:57
So yes, sovereign glue, one ounce jar.
52:02
It is 400 tickets for those that are interested
52:06
in what the sovereign glue is.
52:07
It's it's essentially permanent glue that can stick to things the other.
52:11
And there are very few ways that a person can remove them.
52:15
Have we purchased this before?
52:17
I feel like that's the only before talked about.
52:19
OK, for those that were interested about the oath bow.
52:23
So with the oath bow, you choose a sworn enemy.
52:25
You have vantage when you're trying to shoot them.
52:28
They gain no benefit for any kind of cover, except total cover.
52:32
So unless they're completely hidden from you, you can shoot them no matter what.
52:36
That arrow is going to head towards them, kind of like yandu, you know, sort of.
52:40
Yeah. No disadvantage on long distance shots.
52:43
You get plus 3D, six piercing damage against them if you manage to hit.
52:47
And the only downside is that you have disadvantage with all other enemies.
52:52
Using the oath bow while the sworn enemy is alive, which means I just have this
52:57
advantage shooting them, right? Yes.
52:59
Yep. That's what I thought.
53:00
And just to clarify here, I think it's one of those things that you don't just
53:03
switch your your sworn enemy once it's chosen.
53:06
It's chosen until that sworn enemy is dead.
53:08
It works like Hunter's Mark.
53:10
Yeah, kind of like Hunter's Mark.
53:11
Yeah. And is it a bonus action that I started like Hunter remark?
53:14
Yeah, I'd say so.
53:15
Because always the Hunter's Mark.
53:17
You just say here.
53:19
Yeah, it's true.
53:20
It's not specified.
53:21
But yeah, and then if I killed someone, would I be allowed to move it without
53:25
using a bonus action?
53:26
I would have to.
53:26
I think it would still take the bonus action.
53:28
Yeah. I would also like two dusts of dryness.
53:31
Hell, it's all right.
53:33
Sounds good.
53:34
So that's a 240 total for for both of those.
53:37
The pellet absorbs 15 cubic feet of water and can be broken to release the water later.
53:44
Can be used against water elementals as well to just basically the water elemental.
53:50
That'll be another interesting one.
53:51
I'm intrigued to see how you these are those like obscure items that I was
53:55
excited to add in here and just really curious how people would inevitably use them.
54:00
So this will be this will be intrigued and I'll save the rest of my take.
54:04
All right.
54:04
He's a good.
54:05
So Maki's good.
54:07
Rorick is good.
54:09
Des or Keto either of you two or or those some good.
54:14
You're good. OK.
54:15
I don't think I'm going to spend my tickets today.
54:17
Yeah. OK. I think Keto is going to say I'm going to run you there.
54:19
Wow. All right.
54:20
You guys are going to get something big later on down the road.
54:22
All right.
54:23
Well, again, always fun to have you guys here at the on key.
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I hope you guys had a lot of fun and what back you go.
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And with that, you guys return to mediumville Island, new miss.
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