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Mark takes your calls! · The Mark Simone Show

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  Speaker 1: Now back to the Mark Simo show on woor.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, let's take some calls. Eight hundred three two one
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  Speaker 2: zero seven ten is the number. Let's go to Aaron
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  Speaker 2: in Indianapolis erin how you doing, good.
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  Speaker 3: Morning, Mark? Speaking of Andrew Pomo, would it be possible
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  Speaker 3: to replace him with Perry Como?
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  Speaker 2: Well, that'd be great if for those of you under
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  Speaker 2: eighty five, Perry Como was one of the greatest television
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  Speaker 2: stars ever. He was a great singer, but the biggest star,
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  Speaker 2: biggest variety show in the late fifties early so he
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  Speaker 2: was a big, very nice guy. Lived at Long Island
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  Speaker 2: Sands Point. And you remember Perry Como? Are you a
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  Speaker 2: fan of his?
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  Speaker 3: I was from walking him on TV with my dad.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, okay, so that while you're from back then, actually
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  Speaker 2: remember I'm trying to remember. Yeah. It was was at
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  Speaker 2: a party. I'm standing there with Joe Namath and Matilda
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  Speaker 2: Cuomo comes over, wife of Mario, and says hello to me,
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  Speaker 2: and I introduced her. I said, Joe Namath, this is
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  Speaker 2: Matilda Cuomo. I swear to God. And he says, your
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  Speaker 2: husband was the greatest singer ever. I said, no, no, Cuomo,
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  Speaker 2: Quoma not como. But she laughed, she said, I get
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  Speaker 2: that a lot. Let's go to uh Rich in Myrtle Beach, Rich,
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  Speaker 2: How you doing pretty good?
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  Speaker 3: Just sitting around the pool. Finally got the sleep of
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  Speaker 3: the windows open last night. We got a nice little
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  Speaker 3: cool snap down here. We finally got a trade of
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  Speaker 3: Joe's opened up this past Tuesday as well, so everybody
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  Speaker 3: was excited. It wasn't it u, No, that was quite out.
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  Speaker 2: It's Myrtle Beach. It's like also in any suburb if
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  Speaker 2: anything opens, they line up for one hundred miles. They
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  Speaker 2: get all excited about anything. If you opened something, you
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  Speaker 2: could open a trader Joe's right here, fifty sixth Street,
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  Speaker 2: everyody go what the hell away? But in the suburbs
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  Speaker 2: they will line.
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  Speaker 3: Up well, lined up around the block, get poor and
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  Speaker 3: rain on Tuesday morning. It was hysterical. It wasn't it
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  Speaker 3: the Channel four that screwed Curtis last year in the debate.
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  Speaker 3: Did he make any preps to have certain rules that
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  Speaker 3: he's allowed to speak more than thirty seconds this time around?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a good point. Channel four rigged the mayoral
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  Speaker 2: debate last time. He early allowed a thirty second answer,
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  Speaker 2: which of course is not enough time to give a
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  Speaker 2: full answer, and they were trying to protect Eric Adams.
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  Speaker 2: They thought he wouldn't be too articulate. And then the
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  Speaker 2: whole second section yes or no answer only, which is idiotic.
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  Speaker 2: It's just preposterous to have yes or no answers in
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  Speaker 2: the debate.
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  Speaker 3: And hous Curtis made any kind of points or any
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  Speaker 3: kind of you demands on how the debate's supposed to
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  Speaker 3: be run.
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  Speaker 2: Well, if you'll recall, he was on the show a
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  Speaker 2: couple weeks so I said all this to him. He said, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I'll be taking care of him, so I'm sure he will.
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  Speaker 2: I'm sure he will. Actually, I think they're always trying
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  Speaker 2: to help, knowing Channel four, they always trying to help
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  Speaker 2: the Democrats. So, mom, Donnie's a very articulate guy. He
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  Speaker 2: has no problem in to debate. So I'm sure they'll
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  Speaker 2: loosen up the rules, let people actually talk this time.
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  Speaker 2: And Cuomo is terrible a debate, you know, Mom donne.
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  Speaker 2: He's a fast talker. He talks like this and he
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  Speaker 2: sounds like he knows what he's talking about. And Curtis
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  Speaker 2: is a professional debate for thirty years. Cuomo talks so
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  Speaker 2: slow that compared to these two guys, he's gonna look
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  Speaker 2: ridiculous in this debate. Let's go to Jay in New Jersey. Jay,
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  Speaker 2: how you doing?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? He Mark?
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  Speaker 4: You know about the sombreros. I just think that you
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  Speaker 4: know what's great about that, you know, is that is
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  Speaker 4: that the Democrats, just like you know, when Kamala Harris
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  Speaker 4: and Hillary Quinton put on fake accidents, if if Deem
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  Speaker 4: Jefferies were to court the Hispanic vote, he would probably
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  Speaker 4: put on a sombrero, the same way they chose Tim
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  Speaker 4: Wall to appeal to men's So this this joke has
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  Speaker 4: a lot of truth to it, and I don't think
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  Speaker 4: they realize you that that it does.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well, the whole fight is over paying for illegal
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  Speaker 2: aliens health care. That's why the Mexican stuff. But again,
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  Speaker 2: the Democrats invented this sombrero stuff. They did it to Trump.
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  Speaker 2: They called it Taco Trump. They started these means all this,
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  Speaker 2: and but Trump does you know, you can start trolling Trump,
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  Speaker 2: but he's better at trolling than you are. Now, the
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  Speaker 2: argument is, it's a president United States. He should not
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  Speaker 2: be making silly jokes like this with memes. And I
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  Speaker 2: don't know, I don't know We're in a different world now.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, it is kind of WWE kind of a presidency,
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  Speaker 2: but it's twenty twenty five. You're in a different world now.
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  Speaker 2: He's not Eisenhower, he's not Harry Truman. He's he's a
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  Speaker 2: modern day guy. Let's go to Jim in New Jersey. Jim,
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  Speaker 2: how you doing, Mark?
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  Speaker 1: Speaking of the Yankees. You don't have they got the
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  Speaker 1: name the New York Yankees. No, well, they were the
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  Speaker 1: turn of the last century. They were the New York
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  Speaker 1: Highlanders because they played way up in Manhattan. Yeah, and
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  Speaker 1: circa nineteen twelve nineteen thirteen, in the off season they
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  Speaker 1: would go down south and play exhibition games. Now we're
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  Speaker 1: still very wrang. This is less than fifty years after
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  Speaker 1: the Civil War. So the residents would down they would say, oh,
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  Speaker 1: here come those Yankees from the North. They changed the
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  Speaker 1: names of the Yanks.
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  Speaker 2: That's actually a very good story, very good.
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  Speaker 1: Oh thanks, Mark, have a good weekend.
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  Speaker 2: Thanks for calling. Yeah. Well, yeah, they still they all
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  Speaker 2: go south for obviously spring training and Florida and Arizona
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  Speaker 2: and all those places. So playoffs begin, first game Yankees
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  Speaker 2: Toronto tomorrow afternoon, four o'clock. Now, remember it used to
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  Speaker 2: be when did the season end? It was like October second,
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  Speaker 2: the season would end always that was it final. And
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  Speaker 2: then the World Series is start like October fourth for
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  Speaker 2: one week and that was the World Series. Now you
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  Speaker 2: got a division playoff, section playoff of this playoff that playoff.
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  Speaker 2: Remember they used to call Reggie mister October because he
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  Speaker 2: had really hit in the World Series. Mister October. That
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  Speaker 2: doesn't mean anything anymore, you know, it's mister November. Now
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  Speaker 2: they have to actually change the name. So and it's
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  Speaker 2: hard to believe we're already in the postseason. But hey,
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  Speaker 2: when we come back, doctor Arthur Perry will be with us,
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  Speaker 2: the great plastic surgeon. I think, is he coming in person?
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  Speaker 2: We love the guy and it's always good. Yeah, he's
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  Speaker 2: coming in person. Yeah. I don't like when they come
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  Speaker 2: in person.
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  Speaker 3: You know.
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  Speaker 2: For first of all, I mean, I love the guy.
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  Speaker 2: He's a great plastic surgeon. But when he's looking at you,
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  Speaker 2: you can tell he's looking at you, going huh, I
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  Speaker 2: could fix that. Oh, look at that. I need to
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  Speaker 2: fix that. They just look at the wader. It's like
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  Speaker 2: the contractor when he looks at your house, he wants
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  Speaker 2: to fix everything in there, so we'll talk to him next.
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  Speaker 2: If you got any plastic surgery questions or things you
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  Speaker 2: always wanted to know but didn't want to be seen asking,
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  Speaker 2: we'll do it next on seven to ten wor