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Take some time to reset in THE DRUNK DIAL LOUNGE · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Hey, it's time for the John J. Rich Drunk Dial Line.
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  Speaker 1: Drunk Dial Lounge, the lounge. So we have a special
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  Speaker 1: phone number for you. You can use it when people
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  Speaker 1: are hitting on you at the clubs, or if you're drunk,
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  Speaker 1: we want you to call us. You call 602-888-1933, or
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  Speaker 1: you can call the Talk Back feature on the iHeartRadio app.
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  Speaker 1: Just tap the microphone, and we'll get that. And then
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  Speaker 1: what we do is we play them back, and you
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  Speaker 1: might end up on the radio.
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  Speaker 2: I think dogs should be able to talk. I think
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  Speaker 2: they would have some very interesting conversations. I keep waiting
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  Speaker 2: for my stepdog, Nigel, to say something.
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  Speaker 1: He's got those human eyes.
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  Speaker 2: You know what?
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  Speaker 1: This person that left the message is like if it's
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  Speaker 1: our decision. No, no dogs can talk.
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  Speaker 2: None.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, because I feel like we would like that, too.
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  Speaker 1: I would love that.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 1: I'm listening to the girl talking about the massage. And
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  Speaker 1: then we take a squirrel poop.
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  Speaker 2: John Jay's talking about guava and guasha and guano.
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  Speaker 1: I love this show so much.
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  Speaker 2: I've been listening forever.
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  Speaker 1: You guys are amazing.
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  Speaker 2: Have a great day.
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  Speaker 1: That was nice. What a great crystal clear voice message.
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  Speaker 1: That was a great phone connection. That was great.
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  Speaker 2: So guys, I had something horrible just happen to me.
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  Speaker 2: My daughter lives with me. She's an adult. And I
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  Speaker 2: thought she was going to be spending the night at
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  Speaker 2: a friend's house last night. And me and my friend were,
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  Speaker 2: you know, doing our thing in the morning hours. And
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  Speaker 2: then I hear my ring doorbell go off. And apparently
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  Speaker 2: my daughter has been here for, like, over an hour.
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  Speaker 2: And she must have heard us because I was so loud.
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  Speaker 2: And she just left. She literally just, like, walked out
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  Speaker 2: the door. Oh, my God, I'm so embarrassed. Oh, my God,
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  Speaker 2: she heard her mom. Ah! I have to share.
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what to do. Bye.
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  Speaker 1: She's also probably traumatized.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. That's a nightmare.
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  Speaker 1: That I cannot even stay in this house with this happening.
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  Speaker 1: If that was me, I would have made a scene leaving.
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  Speaker 1: Slamming the door. You're going to know that I know you.
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  Speaker 1: That's probably what she sounded like, the mom. Oh, my gosh.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, my gosh. Wow.
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  Speaker 1: I know this nightmare. When I visited for Christmas, I
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  Speaker 1: heard my dad and what would be his new wife
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  Speaker 1: hooking it up, and it was not good.
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  Speaker 2: It was not good. Who's your daddy?
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  Speaker 1: Who's your daddy? Oh, God, no.
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  Speaker 2: You are fake. Unnecessary. Why would you say that? I,
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  Speaker 2: of course, told that story to my brother at dinner
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  Speaker 2: the next night to mess him up. And I think
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  Speaker 2: I had the whole restaurant dropping their forts in disgust
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  Speaker 2: around us.
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  Speaker 1: I must have a loud speaking voice.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, man. It's Chris.
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  Speaker 1: Did y'all hear about the kidnapping?
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  Speaker 2: He woke up.
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  Speaker 1: The kid was napping. Oh, I was like, I don't
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  Speaker 1: get it. That must have been from joke day. Right.
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  Speaker 2: I literally have no one else to call because everyone
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  Speaker 2: that I know is asleep. But I'm drunk and my
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  Speaker 2: DoorDash driver's name is Jesus. And I ordered Taco Bell.
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  Speaker 2: So technically Jesus is bringing me food right now. I
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  Speaker 2: just thought somebody needed to know that. Okay, bye.
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  Speaker 1: We did need to know. Your Lord and Savior.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Coming through. So I have an excuse I use to
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  Speaker 1: get out of a ticket, and I cannot believe it
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  Speaker 1: actually worked. I got pulled over, and when he asked
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  Speaker 1: me my name, I said, Frida.
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  Speaker 2: And he said, last name? And I said, Go Mom.
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  Speaker 1: And he said, your name is Frida Go Mom?
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  Speaker 2: And I said, thank you so much. Goodbye. I just
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  Speaker 2: pulled away.
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  Speaker 1: And then he called the rest of the cops and
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  Speaker 1: they pulled you over and put you in prison. Very funny.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 1: That's the Drunk Down Lounge. You call 602-888-1933 or use
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  Speaker 1: the Talk Back feature.