One Life Left -- s03e07 -- #55 -- Poorly Performed
In One Life Left's experience* there are three sorts of letters that come in card-backed brown paper envelopes.
1) Signed contracts from the BBC offering million pounds to transfer our special brand of broadcast magic to Radio 4,
2) Legal threats from easily offended games industry professionals who we might have erm accidentally defamed or you know whatever,
3) Glossy, black and white spy photos of the team being touched in and / or touching at least four separate places.
Imagine the rush when we arrived at the studio to find a brown, card-backed envelope waiting for us. Real post! Addressed…
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