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2: Aretha Franklin Was Tracked By The FBI For 40 Years · The Bald Brothers Podcast

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  Speaker 1: What up? Y'all?
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  Speaker 2: We have computer engineer, actress comedian from Detroit Keisha E.
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  Speaker 2: story and they don't know any of these stories.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just gonna tell them as they as this happens.
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  Speaker 2: Did you guys know? Because I saw this on the internet.
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  Speaker 2: Aretha Franklin was tracked by the FBI for forty years.
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  Speaker 3: Because she had girl.
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  Speaker 2: You know, for years, from nineteen sixty seven to two
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  Speaker 2: thousand and seven, the Federal Bureau of Investigation and methodically
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  Speaker 2: collected information about Areita. They used false phone call, surveillance, infiltration,
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  Speaker 2: and highly placed sources her Her files started because she
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  Speaker 2: was connected to Martin Luther King, and you know what
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  Speaker 2: they did.
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  Speaker 1: With old Martin And basically they they wrote.
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  Speaker 2: This letter, for example nineteen seventy four, said dear Aretha,
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  Speaker 2: I'm still in charge of you. I'm not to be
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  Speaker 2: cross and you should be paying me some.
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  Speaker 1: Of my money.
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  Speaker 2: Evident that your advisor do not know the dangers of
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  Speaker 2: neglecting what I'm saying. I would hate to drag your
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  Speaker 2: father into this. And then four months later her father
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  Speaker 2: was shot. Oh, the FBI had declined several comments that already,
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  Speaker 2: when you decline comments, you did it. I declined your brother,
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  Speaker 2: you did it.
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  Speaker 3: They were striking her, but I definitely knew that she
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  Speaker 3: really was about to action.
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  Speaker 1: What was she the black panthers?
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  Speaker 2: All the time, you guys said, again a sa down
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  Speaker 2: destroyed ideal like a couple in the movement.
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  Speaker 1: You okay, okay, okay. She went to the studio, you
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  Speaker 1: know kids.
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  Speaker 2: But it's funny because in the studio she wasn't you
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  Speaker 2: know most of those artists they bring their life to
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  Speaker 2: the studio. She's like, no, I'm gonna keep that on
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  Speaker 2: the side. Meanwhile, she said, I'm be fresh as hell
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  Speaker 2: at the fans.
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  Speaker 1: No.
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  Speaker 3: Three outfit changed to her funeral.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, that's why? Is that true? Yes? Change is three?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, fifty pen cadillacs. She had three. I've been changed.
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  Speaker 3: She shut the city down.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not gonna lie from here on what what she
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  Speaker 2: down as it changes, There's no way I'm not telling
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  Speaker 2: my people. Make sure you get me in three to
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  Speaker 2: four outfits before my funeral over because that's fire. You
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  Speaker 2: know what I'm saying. You can pick it out, you know,
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  Speaker 2: your death bat. They come in, they lay it out. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: So is this so?
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  Speaker 1: Is this how respect came?
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  Speaker 3: I mean yeah, that's what she did. She gotling niggas
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  Speaker 3: out of jail like the whole you know, during that movement,
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  Speaker 3: though not just like boys, and you.
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  Speaker 1: Know, she went to the studios out of jail.
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  Speaker 3: He shut have I have I hold on?
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  Speaker 1: She said, Look, anybody from jail.
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  Speaker 3: I picked somebody up from jail.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, But you was giving her the question, but did
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  Speaker 4: you put some money forward to help nig.
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  Speaker 3: But I'm not add money.
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  Speaker 1: That's you go to jail out.
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  Speaker 3: I don't have my phone anymore, but I had. It's
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  Speaker 3: like a jail. It's like you can FaceTime them send
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  Speaker 3: the music instead of like writing letters.
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  Speaker 1: Here's the thing.
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  Speaker 2: I ain't never been to jail before, so I don't
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  Speaker 2: know that these were required. I don't know that you
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  Speaker 2: had these things.
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  Speaker 1: Listen, I'd be on.
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  Speaker 2: TikTok lives and maybe TikTok be like cav somebody in jail.
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  Speaker 1: On TikTok, I'll be like, all right, j boy got.
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  Speaker 3: A whole he's a he's a personal trainer. He been
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  Speaker 3: training people on the outside world.
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  Speaker 1: Clean up. It's in jail.
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  Speaker 3: That's a personal training to the outside the outside world.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's fine.
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  Speaker 3: So if y'all need a personal train out there, look
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  Speaker 3: him up. Confidence.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, this is what I'm this is he getting real money.
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  Speaker 2: He getting real money the jail, I said.
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  Speaker 3: Jail really ain't that bad. I don't think and he
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  Speaker 3: was popping bottles that said, nigga, what are you celebrating?
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  Speaker 3: But how did you get them?
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  Speaker 1: At? Secondly, what are you?
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  Speaker 3: What are you celebrate.
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  Speaker 1: About?
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  Speaker 3: The DM I got from a dude, so he had
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  Speaker 3: his he sent it on j pay to his brother
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  Speaker 3: because I guess he got Instagram and he had the
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  Speaker 3: brother screenshot and sent it to me because he saw
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  Speaker 3: my special or the show on revot TV. So I said,
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  Speaker 3: your niggas got premium channels in jail, that's number one.
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  Speaker 3: So he I did a joke on there about that.
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  Speaker 3: So he's like, you know, I can just tell like
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  Speaker 3: he was, let me just say a bit about me,
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  Speaker 3: like I get out in fact, and I think he
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  Speaker 3: said he got like five more years. What he said,
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  Speaker 3: like my call is next month. So I just wanted.
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  Speaker 3: I was just like, I never do that joke again.
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  Speaker 1: I get out of five five more years.
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  Speaker 3: Got a ten year old daughter said that's what your
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  Speaker 3: focus needs to bember his thing.
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  Speaker 2: That's one of my worst fears in prison, Like watch
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  Speaker 2: prison shows and they do. There was one show where
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  Speaker 2: the guy said, as soon as you get in there,
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  Speaker 2: they line up and you gotta fight. I'm talking about
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  Speaker 2: as soon as you like, as soon as you cross
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  Speaker 2: your your feet into the line up, and you gotta fight.
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  Speaker 2: And if you don't fight, you know what it is
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  Speaker 2: for the rest of the time you're in there.
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  Speaker 3: Anybody, Yeah, I don't. I don't think.
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  Speaker 2: Like when I go to throw the left, but I'm
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  Speaker 2: not weak. I just it's an old injury and nobody
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  Speaker 2: don't care.
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  Speaker 1: And his day donna care. You gotta get on, get down.
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  Speaker 2: And being locked up abroad is even worse because they
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  Speaker 2: be loving that show. That's scary because one, I don't
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  Speaker 2: speak the language too.
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  Speaker 1: They don't care about Americans.
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  Speaker 3: They don't are probably better.
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  Speaker 1: America is the country they have. They wipe, they poop
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  Speaker 1: on the wall. Was Rocky or which Switzerland?
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  Speaker 2: That that's what that? Yes, Switzerland.
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  Speaker 1: As you get some coco, I feel like in Switzerland.
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  Speaker 2: I was reading an article watching the documentary on Switzerland jails,
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  Speaker 2: and they look like they're in a dorm, like they're
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  Speaker 2: they're all about rehabilitation and learning and stuff. But America
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  Speaker 2: ain't designed to rehabilitate you. It's the Christian system here
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  Speaker 2: is for profit, so they want you to just stay
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  Speaker 2: in here and make stuff the cheap. And they also
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  Speaker 2: even if you don't make nothing. I think that documentary
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  Speaker 2: the thirteenth uh Amendment. Yeah, Ava was talking the boys
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  Speaker 2: she produced it. They been talking about how much money
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  Speaker 2: they're made just by you being there. Yes, cars and
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  Speaker 2: food and you know, like and then you want to
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  Speaker 2: make stuff so that in Switzerland they're like, bro, we
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  Speaker 2: want you to go back to the world.
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  Speaker 1: In America and then America when you get out, they don't.
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  Speaker 1: They don't want you to work job. So it's like
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  Speaker 1: people don't even they be like, bro, I want to
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  Speaker 1: be regular.
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  Speaker 3: They'd be like, you'll never be is very healthy in
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  Speaker 3: like l a prisoners.
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  Speaker 1: What you got a lot of read bigtail.
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  Speaker 2: You don't got just like rather she got detail at God.
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  Speaker 1: She said, first of all, you gotta rewire. She said
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  Speaker 1: that bad she said. They got they got facetied. You
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  Speaker 1: got a job.
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  Speaker 3: Christmas pictures.
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  Speaker 2: They be taking Christmas pictures on the phone.
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  Speaker 3: One day for like forty five I said, are you
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  Speaker 3: just in your room? Like, ain't nobody came to check
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  Speaker 3: on you? And then like ten fifteen minutes, all right,
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  Speaker 3: I gotta gotta take this Christmas pictures, like I said,
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  Speaker 3: comes they got like they.
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  Speaker 1: Got family like as the as the unit they take it.
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  Speaker 3: X got married in jail. You know how you do that?
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  Speaker 1: You can do that, you can do that, and my ex.
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  Speaker 3: Got married and I got to I got to find you.
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  Speaker 1: Can do that job that. He's just a wild world.
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  Speaker 2: I imagine you break up with somebody, they go to
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  Speaker 2: jail and get married before you still.
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  Speaker 1: See it's I got hurt. It's a cold world, so
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  Speaker 1: cold by Were you hurt when that came out or
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  Speaker 1: were you proud when.
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  Speaker 3: I tell you first time? Which I watched that video
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  Speaker 3: because I had recently moved to l A when that
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  Speaker 3: video came out, right, so you're still trying to find
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  Speaker 3: your way and figure it out, right. I watched that
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  Speaker 3: video every single day every morning when I before I
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  Speaker 3: even talk to guy. Yes, it was motivated. It was
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  Speaker 3: like if this girl can do it, she ain't waiting
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  Speaker 3: because I have this like perfectionist thing where it's like
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  Speaker 3: it has to be perfect or I don't want to
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  Speaker 3: put anything out into and it's like she confidently put.
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  Speaker 2: This like and it's a it's it's a cult classic
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  Speaker 2: shout out to t baby.
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  Speaker 3: It's great, baby.
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  Speaker 1: Baby, right, look right, Yes, you gotta be confident and.
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  Speaker 3: Friends like her homegirl was in the video just off
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  Speaker 3: beat at the semetary like just gone girl, you know.
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  Speaker 3: She geeked, I'm gonna bring my son.
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  Speaker 2: You need to back on the grades and the dudes
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  Speaker 2: in the grades like you don't get off.
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  Speaker 1: Get off.
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  Speaker 3: Started off with a nigga dead on the floor.
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  Speaker 1: That was I ain't gonna hold you.
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  Speaker 4: I ain't never watched the video through and through, but
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  Speaker 4: I seen like that one part where they be in
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  Speaker 4: their jackets.
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  Speaker 3: I said, know all the worst. I watched that video
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  Speaker 3: like and I was dying laughing, and then I was
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  Speaker 3: tweet about it. And I think like with Ricky Smiley
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  Speaker 3: because he really was like playing at all time. And
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  Speaker 3: her feelings was her she's on the news because she
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  Speaker 3: was like, I thought he liked my music and I
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  Speaker 3: found out I was the butt of the joke. So
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  Speaker 3: she was like, well, let me readow. She did a
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  Speaker 3: remix because she knoww the audio tun but the remixes
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  Speaker 3: AUTOTOO because the beat was off on the first one.
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  Speaker 3: She came able to mank like I got you this.
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  Speaker 1: She said, y'all don't like it. I'm the butt of
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  Speaker 1: the joke. Here's a remix.
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  Speaker 3: Let me WHATIX.
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  Speaker 1: Doing for you? How does t Baby baby.
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  Speaker 3: According to that wig she may be.
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  Speaker 1: According to the.
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  Speaker 3: Big Sean and and Theresa.
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  Speaker 1: Before we finished this segment Top five Detroit Artists. You
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  Speaker 1: can't use T baby. We know she's golded. Yeah, she
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  Speaker 1: like that line down, line down, I say.
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  Speaker 3: Big Sean for sure, just na it. Okay cool, Big
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  Speaker 3: Sean caresa m hm.
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  Speaker 1: Hmmm, you gotta do it. You don't want to do
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  Speaker 1: I know who she don't I know who you don't
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  Speaker 1: want to. She don't want to put them. I know
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  Speaker 1: she don't want to. But you got why would I
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  Speaker 1: not put?
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  Speaker 3: I felt like, but I was thinking, like because it's rappers,
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  Speaker 3: R and B.
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  Speaker 1: You think trying to I gotta give you that go ahead, dang.
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  Speaker 1: You know gospel Detroit.
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  Speaker 3: Though Diana Wats is from Detroit. From Detroit, we had projects.
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  Speaker 1: What I'd be too hard to do.
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  Speaker 3: Aliah, you know what I mean? Yes, my brother, your
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  Speaker 3: brother's rock the boat.
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  Speaker 1: But we can't still here, okay, three, I want to
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  Speaker 1: hear I want to hear the other that's what that's
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  Speaker 1: that's that's name over the right to now that's that's
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  Speaker 1: we ain't going to go.
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  Speaker 3: I mean we can go.
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  Speaker 1: You know, we ain't gonna do.
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  Speaker 3: Sweating and street lords and rock bottom and.
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  Speaker 2: Nice day like a nice bread, give some days loaf.
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  Speaker 2: It's sounds like boosie. Let me get the days loaf.
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  Speaker 2: We get that, all right.
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  Speaker 3: Next Stevie the Wonder from there, but he might be
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  Speaker 3: from might be from Michigan.
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  Speaker 2: All right, next segment, all right, met Azelia the chip
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  Speaker 2: who smokes a pack a day?
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  Speaker 1: Korean zoo.
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  Speaker 3: Who Stevie Wonder, which is like.
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  Speaker 1: A chimpanzee smokes a pack? Okay? Cigarettes.
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  Speaker 2: Nineteen year old female whose name is Dale smokes about
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  Speaker 2: smokes about a pack a day. They insist, however, that
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  Speaker 2: she don't inhale. My question to you guys, is this
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  Speaker 2: what the monkey going. That's that's all I'm thinking about
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  Speaker 2: a little bit.
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  Speaker 3: When you look at videos and pictures of them.
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  Speaker 1: I said this the other day.
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  Speaker 2: You need animal therapy because think about gazelles. They are
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  Speaker 2: on alert every day every day. Hey, you wake up,
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna die from from the moment the moment you
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  Speaker 2: dropped Nigga is like, I'll kill you right now, right now,
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  Speaker 2: Like can you imagine you have a baby in the
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  Speaker 2: hospital and a Nigga like you better take.
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  Speaker 1: Soon.
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  Speaker 2: So this monkey may just be taking on the stress.
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  Speaker 2: And there's a whole everything. It's like this animal ship
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  Speaker 2: ain't really.
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  Speaker 3: Monkeys are like probably the closest animal to human beings,
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  Speaker 3: you know what I'm say. They looking at us like, oh,
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  Speaker 3: this nigga gets to go get get on stage to
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  Speaker 3: tell jokes and I got to sit here and just
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  Speaker 3: you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 2: So he'sh where's the monkey at North Korea?
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  Speaker 1: North Korea? First of all, Nor Korea. I mean it's controlled.
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  Speaker 4: So he's smoking because Nigga wanted to get to come
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  Speaker 4: to the zoo once a year. So I'm stressed cause
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  Speaker 4: I told my mother monkeys, I had some ship going.
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  Speaker 3: The zoo has slowed up.
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  Speaker 1: Slow. I got bills, my blood. I know that Muggy
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  Speaker 1: got a deep voice. You're like, you're going through it.
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  Speaker 3: Where is he getting a cigarettes?
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  Speaker 1: One more cigarette? Against up in jail? The guards, the
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  Speaker 1: guards just giving the guards just giving it to the monkeys,
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  Speaker 1: to your niggas.
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  Speaker 3: He's like himself those people.
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  Speaker 1: Kid, Hey man, what more you like Nigga? Now bad? Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: he's in Korean, out of the zoo.
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  Speaker 3: I'm still stealing, still in the I rather see them
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  Speaker 3: him rolling a.
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  Speaker 1: Cigarette. Cigarettes fit the Asian culture. That ain't mean to
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  Speaker 1: be Yeah, maybe throughout that it's a monkey, the monkey.
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  Speaker 1: Where are you are you? Are you an Asian monkey?
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  Speaker 1: If you born?
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  Speaker 2: You know?
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  Speaker 3: I was asking that question the other day, like do
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  Speaker 3: animals and like insects.
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  Speaker 1: Have like because money is what I mean? You dog
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  Speaker 1: is what money? He's he's rich, he's bouchie, he's black.
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  Speaker 3: Because if you like a roach in Africa, is it
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  Speaker 3: different because they have different type of you know what
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  Speaker 3: I mean?
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  Speaker 1: That's a good question. Yeah, the bugs in Africa they
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  Speaker 1: don't run. It's like people.
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  Speaker 2: They don't have Maybe we was on tour, was in
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  Speaker 2: Virginia and Angel and Josh went to a yard house
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  Speaker 2: and the roach was in there like angels.
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  Speaker 1: Roach run through and angels like, hey man, niggas Like,
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  Speaker 1: first of all, this is the water bug. Don't don't
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  Speaker 1: do that.
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  Speaker 2: It's the naked eye. The thing got six legs and
• 16:44
  Speaker 2: they wanted to be the restaurant. The German hypocrisy. It
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  Speaker 2: looks most similar to the American cockroach.
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  Speaker 1: The point is right, a water bug don't breed as
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  Speaker 1: fast as a roaster. So first off, the South.
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  Speaker 2: Let me. I was about to say, what we been
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  Speaker 2: from the south. I understand that completely. But that's that's
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  Speaker 2: some country knowledge.
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  Speaker 1: Water water is like just get it out of here.
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  Speaker 1: A roach you got to get you gotta stop or
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  Speaker 1: fly like it's a road if it wasn't a spider, roach, every.
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  Speaker 3: Roach everything else in the roads, like that's a road.
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  Speaker 1: That's a road.
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  Speaker 2: But now that monkey, that monkey. They got to get
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  Speaker 2: somebody in there for that monkey. Talking to the monkey. Man,
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  Speaker 2: I had some stuff going. It's even better. It's even
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  Speaker 2: better if the monkey, Like soon as you.
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  Speaker 3: Take out the package, monkeys be stealing too. Still I
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  Speaker 3: want to bother them. Niggas was stealing the backpack out
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  Speaker 3: your glasses snatched out of here. You think you about
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  Speaker 3: to take a picture of the monkey, like it's a full.
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  Speaker 1: Bit on my Instagram. But the monkey.
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  Speaker 2: When we was in Tanzania, the monkey jumped on the
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  Speaker 2: window because he seen we had fruit in there. It
• 18:00
  Speaker 2: was like, hey, man, get your ass down. He was
• 18:02
  Speaker 2: looking in the window because if your mama, because he
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: was a little bit, he was like teenage. I seen
• 18:07
  Speaker 2: daddy over there. I said, stop before you make daddy
• 18:09
  Speaker 2: come over here. I'm gonna be scared of him. I
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: rolled the window.
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: Hey man, stay over there, get out of here, shady.
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: I seen this video is monkey. He was playing with
• 18:20
  Speaker 1: this dude and he ripped his Yeah, it was crazy.
• 18:23
  Speaker 2: Had me off his face, like he grabbed his head
• 18:27
  Speaker 2: because monkeys are way strong than But what you're gonna
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: see is he bent and.
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: Then ripped so like he.
• 18:35
  Speaker 3: My truck out. It was I never showed you that picture.
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: He lives. He was trying to break your hair. It
• 18:44
  Speaker 1: wasn't he was trying to break it up. It was bad.
• 18:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, just get out of here.
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: And before y'all say, I see he said the fancy
• 18:55
  Speaker 2: way he pronounced the country. When we went to Tanzania,
• 18:59
  Speaker 2: they us to pronounce it that way, not Tanzania. You
• 19:05
  Speaker 2: know what I'm saying. I'm just letting you know. That's
• 19:08
  Speaker 2: what they told us. So I'm gonna listen to the
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: people that's from Tanzania. Yeah, this whole time in school,
• 19:17
  Speaker 2: think about it. The teacher that teaching wasn't from Tanzanga.
• 19:21
  Speaker 3: I'm gonna my track all the way out.
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: Damn monkeys out here.
• 19:25
  Speaker 2: Oh he really is grabbing, don't you want to supports?
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: What was the monk, you have two monkeys on you.
• 19:35
  Speaker 3: Because the niggas attacked me. They was like, what can
• 19:37
  Speaker 3: we still? No, No, we're gonna take the hair. We
• 19:40
  Speaker 3: can resell this, and and BALI.
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: Listen. Keisha is the only person I know personally that
• 19:51
  Speaker 2: I be who I travel a lot. You travel a lot.
• 19:54
  Speaker 2: You travel a lot.
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: Keisha, don't never be at home.
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: I do.
• 20:02
  Speaker 3: Have you been to twenty three?
• 20:05
  Speaker 1: What we converse?
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: You know?
• 20:08
  Speaker 1: We like traveling. That's that's going.
• 20:13
  Speaker 3: Places this window. I think I probably first started traveling.
• 20:18
  Speaker 3: I was like, was that seventeen?
• 20:21
  Speaker 1: That makes it okay? That makes I think like nine
• 20:26
  Speaker 1: nine ten? What about you be loving zero?
• 20:29
  Speaker 3: You say you've been in Canada zero?
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: But hey, I'm conk of America. I beat this guy.
• 20:41
  Speaker 1: Don't let the government here you say that you're talking America.
• 20:44
  Speaker 1: I beat this guy. Now, traveling got to you, gott
• 20:47
  Speaker 1: you gotta go. I'll been to probably about ten, yeah,
• 20:50
  Speaker 1: maybe ten, maybe twelve, twenty two. Favorite off the top
• 20:53
  Speaker 1: of your heads. Hard tough. I'll just saying, if you
• 20:57
  Speaker 1: have one, it's tough. Though I know it's tough.
• 20:59
  Speaker 3: Little bit.
• 21:01
  Speaker 1: Nigga start throwing questions Twitter three and.
• 21:03
  Speaker 3: Me between Fiji Fiji water crazy real, it's only like
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: a dollar for the big one number one.
• 21:20
  Speaker 1: Coffee water there is just called and I meant actually
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: the color of the water. That's yeah, the drinking.
• 21:28
  Speaker 3: Drinking water's building South Africa, Tokyo, damn.
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: You know we can talk about the podcast like that.
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: I think my favorite probably was Japan, probably was the
• 21:42
  Speaker 2: most Japan in Egypt, the furthest Egypt from America.
• 21:48
  Speaker 3: Egypt is like a whole bomb went off when we
• 21:50
  Speaker 3: got to Egypt. Soon as we lay it like oh okay,
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: all right.
• 21:54
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 21:54
  Speaker 2: Not in Europe you feel like, especially California, but in
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: Europe you feel how young America is. You're like, oh
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: this oh when you get to Egypt, you'd be like,
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: oh yeah, because this is pretty civilized, like they've been
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: here absolutely way California just feel like it's like fourteen.
• 22:12
  Speaker 1: It was one hundred and fifteen degrees when we were
• 22:13
  Speaker 1: I said, it was really fun.
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: We went during the Christmas that's the sea.
• 22:22
  Speaker 1: I'm the same way in Ze. Yeah, Dick Canton Barbecue
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: and season.
• 22:36
  Speaker 3: Is up there. I love how it's just you can't
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: drive and it's streets and yeah.
• 22:43
  Speaker 1: I gotas dances on the sidewalk.
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: I got thrown out, I got cut off at a
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: bar and uh in venice, look at you, Yeah you would.
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: I mean it's the first time I underestimated wine, underestimated wine,
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: and I greatly underestimated port wine.
• 23:00
  Speaker 1: So I was I was on that dessert wine.
• 23:02
  Speaker 2: So the waiter comes by and and you know it
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: in uh itally they don't feed you portions like America
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: Spaghetti don't be you know, we be Spaghetti's possible.
• 23:12
  Speaker 1: They give you like they don't even take up the
• 23:14
  Speaker 1: whole plate.
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: So we eating, but drinking more than we eating because
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: they bring you the wine before anything else, like get
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: this little wine. So anyway, we drinking, drink and drinking,
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: and the guys like would you They ask you for
• 23:26
  Speaker 2: a grappa all the time. Grappa is like the final
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: uh digestive. And he said would you like some good sir?
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: And I was like yes, abe, and he goes to
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: get it and the manager's like no, and.
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: I was literally like I'm cut off. This was like
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: come on. It was like eight o'clock, all right, next
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: segment ain't gonna be no seidways add here that's the
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: here we go. Next segment.
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: Guys, hiker lost his phone for twenty four hours. He
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: ignored the rescuers calls because he didn't recognize the number.
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: Wait what he lost lost a lot?
• 24:10
  Speaker 1: He was he was lost.
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: In Colorado, was lost for twenty four hours because he
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: was ignoring rescuers calls because he didn't recognize the number.
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: And black people we tend to like for sure, we
• 24:24
  Speaker 1: would never be in there.
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: Chet, you know you're not lost, and I'm not going
• 24:28
  Speaker 3: to answer the call.
• 24:29
  Speaker 1: Because I don't know the number. He took the booty
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: to the woods. He took the boy to the woods.
• 24:33
  Speaker 3: He was like, yeah, and then you got to make
• 24:36
  Speaker 3: it so then it's twenty four hours. So your wife
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: is or your girl is like frantic and she's just
• 24:39
  Speaker 3: happy that you home. She's not even gonna question the situation.
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: You knew mine. He was like, I'm taking the bush
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: to the bush. He'm taking the bush to the bush.
• 24:46
  Speaker 3: That's what he didn't recognize.
• 24:49
  Speaker 1: I really took the story at face value.
• 24:52
  Speaker 3: At you ain't most the story. I need help, You
• 24:55
  Speaker 3: ain't dropped your pin nowhere.
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: Women are good man, women are. But he was lost.
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: Though he was lost, he was lost. The people calling
• 25:00
  Speaker 1: him when you do that you don't.
• 25:06
  Speaker 3: I was lost hyping with my phone. You're not lost
• 25:09
  Speaker 3: if you got your phone, that's one thing number one.
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: But you can't get you out of woods?
• 25:14
  Speaker 3: Can why you can't put in the in the in
• 25:16
  Speaker 3: your GPS home?
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: But remember if you get off the track, it'd be
• 25:19
  Speaker 2: like proceed to the route because work for because you.
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: Have a phone. But what are you gonna say if
• 25:26
  Speaker 1: he in the woods?
• 25:27
  Speaker 3: You're gonna call somebody, gonna say something.
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: We're location middle Tree. Can you imagine? Like he was
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: really lost? But it's Keisha boyfriend. He got to explained.
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: She's just not buying it. Baby. Listen, you know I
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: just tell me the where you was at. You may
• 25:49
  Speaker 1: I don't want to go back there. Right, So we
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: set up.
• 25:52
  Speaker 3: How did you make the wrong turn?
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: Well, first off, you know I was hanging out with
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: I was hanging out with Cab and he like adventurous stuff.
• 25:59
  Speaker 1: Well can't can he left me there? All right? Okay,
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: now we can go for you. He should talk to
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: niggas in jail. That's true, Yes, like that from Detroit.
• 26:18
  Speaker 3: On the right path.
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: I start sweating. I'm not I'm nigga reading the story.
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: I'm like, yeah, we're yeah.
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: And see I watched this, This is his YouTube named
• 26:26
  Speaker 1: mister Balling.
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: I watched a lot of He just tells stories, and
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: each of the stories that ignorant stuff be happening, and
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: it'd be the woods.
• 26:33
  Speaker 1: That's why I don't go. They also be of a
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: pale color, so there's not me.
• 26:37
  Speaker 2: But I'm not going to the woods just to be
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: out there no more, especially these like places where it's
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: just like nothing. There is just trees and rock and like, no,
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell you what with some people on the path.
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: I need a couple of people run. I was out
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: not running, but there was a hiking trail near my
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: son old soccer field, and I was out there.
• 27:05
  Speaker 1: Remember that you used to be brou over this ridge.
• 27:10
  Speaker 2: There was a whole coyote big because there's coyotes in
• 27:13
  Speaker 2: my neighborhood now in my other neighborhood, but they're usually small,
• 27:16
  Speaker 2: they're like small dogs. This was, oh, y'all got squirrel. Okay,
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: now we got Coyote's my bad. I know it's coyote.
• 27:27
  Speaker 2: I'm just saying we destroyed their habitat low key, gotcha.
• 27:30
  Speaker 2: They had this whole part and we was like nigga houses.
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: So now the people's dogs, that's how they get their revenge.
• 27:38
  Speaker 1: I want to be here your dog, dumn, but you
• 27:42
  Speaker 1: still ain't gotten home.
• 27:43
  Speaker 2: But I'm saying the point is I was out there
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: and I seen a coyote and I just thought like
• 27:46
  Speaker 2: he wasn't bigger than me, and usually they'd be scared.
• 27:49
  Speaker 2: But I thought about the people who we running too,
• 27:51
  Speaker 2: like bears, mountains.
• 27:52
  Speaker 1: Like the ones that will kill you. Like you know
• 27:55
  Speaker 1: what I'm saying, I don't. I think there's the old
• 27:57
  Speaker 1: like Black people be too stressed in life to add
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: that time. We don't need that.
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: We don't need the monkey smoking. We didn't want a monkey.
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: But white people be looking for the thrill. They be
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: looking for we like we got it. I wake up,
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: I walk outside. Whoo man, life is crazy. Not the
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: monkey singing out.
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: Not monkey.
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: We are just people smoking cigarettes. Matter of fact, take
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: it out. Just whoever's editing this, go back and say
• 28:29
  Speaker 2: the monkey part, take it out. But we are we
• 28:32
  Speaker 2: are beautiful people. Right, Let's cut back to the wide
• 28:38
  Speaker 2: Black people be stressed smoking cigarette?
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: Is that really how they say it?
• 28:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because it's very much.
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: Looks like they corrected me. Immediately.
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: So the A is pronounced like a you ton, So
• 28:56
  Speaker 2: both as are like long you asking me stuff like
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: I'm listening to what they tell me?
• 29:03
  Speaker 1: How do you spell that? It's t a? N oh no.
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: If you pronounce the age different, you can get tons
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: on you. What lab do you think? Do you think?
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: Do you know they spoke that's all the Lion king?
• 29:21
  Speaker 1: Pretty much? Yeah? They speak that in South Carolina. Exactly
• 29:30
  Speaker 1: have you been to? Probably? I ain't been to the
• 29:36
  Speaker 1: weird states?
• 29:37
  Speaker 4: Said state, Wyoming, got the whole South Dakota, North Dakota, Maine.
• 29:43
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't really. Everything else I defeated. I don't know.
• 29:47
  Speaker 2: The ones I haven't been to is not It's not
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: that I want to go. I've been to South North Dakota, Wyoming.
• 29:54
  Speaker 2: I've been to Wyoming, but I drove through it. I've
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: been in too many times.
• 29:58
  Speaker 1: I've been you know, never been Japan. You've been in Carolina,
• 30:06
  Speaker 1: my home, and you've been to North Carolina. They've been
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: to North Carolina. Shout out the Durham, shout out the
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: bull City, shout out the Queen raised up?
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: What not?
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: Come on three three six seven?
• 30:28
  Speaker 3: I just never had a reason to go that as all.
• 30:31
  Speaker 1: In Tanzania racing to Tanzania. I didn't even see her.
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: People like.
• 30:42
  Speaker 3: Arlotte, Georgia City, New Yorkago, Tennessee, like Chicago is not
• 30:49
  Speaker 3: a state state, that's not no replaces.
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: Like here's the thing. I love, No Cain, I ain't
• 30:55
  Speaker 1: going back there, but you know what, I'm going back living.
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: I go to North Carolina.
• 30:59
  Speaker 2: I like no. I like it for if I need
• 31:02
  Speaker 2: to go, like chill for about as we work, working comedians,
• 31:06
  Speaker 2: be having a reason to go.
• 31:08
  Speaker 1: I don't think.
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: People if you don't have a show there, I don't
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: know if many because you usually travel, you vacation, I
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: don't know if you're not working there, you don't have
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: family there. Charlotte is a growing city, like so a
• 31:19
  Speaker 2: lot of people are like getting proper like it's growing.
• 31:22
  Speaker 2: But I'm like asking myself, why would Keisha be Yeah,
• 31:27
  Speaker 2: and if your family is in the Midwest, like all
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: your family in Detroit right for the most, I.
• 31:31
  Speaker 3: Have family in Texas. I have family in Saint Louis
• 31:33
  Speaker 3: like kind of a little bit over family out there.
• 31:35
  Speaker 3: I don't have any family.
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: I don't And I'm not even shading Charlotte or Rally
• 31:39
  Speaker 2: because I love those cities, but I can't remember people
• 31:41
  Speaker 2: being like, I'm just vacation in Charlotte but not going to.
• 31:46
  Speaker 1: Yeah you're not going to that, or you didn't go
• 31:49
  Speaker 1: to college people there.
• 31:50
  Speaker 2: I tell you one, I have my best show in Charlotte,
• 31:56
  Speaker 2: but then two North Carolina I got because North Carolina
• 32:01
  Speaker 2: got the most colleges by square foot. It's a lot
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: of education there. So none of y'all be at this
• 32:07
  Speaker 2: stud because it's too much education.
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: Maybe maybe not maybeg maybe that's all right. Final segment.
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: That's not one of the jail homies.
• 32:19
  Speaker 3: She's a singer, you.
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: Know city Michael Jornithan now Stephen Ferdick there. You know
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: they got pigs. He was the nice guy. Yeah, you
• 32:35
  Speaker 1: can't short white pastors be like he put them blessing on.
• 32:39
  Speaker 3: You came for me in the Patreon like that's why
• 32:43
  Speaker 3: he shouldn't got her black heart. Making ship up so
• 32:51
  Speaker 3: many requirements.
• 32:52
  Speaker 1: I feel like no other culture has so many things
• 32:58
  Speaker 1: that you don't do.
• 32:59
  Speaker 3: It you or people don't be like do you wear
• 33:00
  Speaker 3: throng sandals? Like they don't check stuff like that.
• 33:03
  Speaker 1: They might do. We don't know that's true though, we not.
• 33:07
  Speaker 1: We don't.
• 33:10
  Speaker 2: Talking like we have been around them. Were like, they
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: don't be saying that, but we don't know that. White
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: people pressed like the notebook. Yeah, nigga, you ain't seen
• 33:19
  Speaker 2: one of sixty black movies. I didn't see one Spike
• 33:22
  Speaker 2: Lee movie Boy.
• 33:23
  Speaker 1: They was eating me. We got as they were eating me.
• 33:26
  Speaker 1: You hasn't seen the black.
• 33:29
  Speaker 3: Here's the thing, like I saw that. I saw five
• 33:30
  Speaker 3: parties right, and then people like, well, did you see
• 33:32
  Speaker 3: the senpation nigga's niggas in pump Way?
• 33:35
  Speaker 1: Did you see did you see this Society drugs?
• 33:39
  Speaker 3: Somebody took the lead singer spot like it's gonna be
• 33:41
  Speaker 3: the same storyline for It's.
• 33:44
  Speaker 1: Like, now, y'all, it's just everything what she was doing
• 33:46
  Speaker 1: in the truck.
• 33:47
  Speaker 3: That's why was y'all watching Minute Society? That is very
• 33:49
  Speaker 3: by the movie, he was like nine years a.
• 33:50
  Speaker 1: First of all, it was really very It was bloodygga.
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: I was scaring. Second of us called teenage years.
• 33:58
  Speaker 3: I want watching that as a teenager. That's I honestly
• 34:01
  Speaker 3: just didn't have time to watch movies.
• 34:03
  Speaker 1: What you had. I was in school computer engineer. It
• 34:05
  Speaker 1: was a school year round no longer three in shooting
• 34:10
  Speaker 1: dice why what's that? Let's right? Final segment. I love
• 34:19
  Speaker 1: these blacks, all right.
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: The final segment of this show is called Pick your Poison.
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: It's a card game from Target uh and just has
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: a whole bunch of random stuff. If you want to,
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: by the way, submit stories to us or pick your
• 34:31
  Speaker 2: Poison suggestions send them to Internet at Kevin stage dot com. Uh.
• 34:35
  Speaker 2: Anything story wise just has to be old. No training topics,
• 34:39
  Speaker 2: nothing that happened this week, this month had gotta be old,
• 34:42
  Speaker 2: all right, if you want to submit those things Internet,
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: Chemic Stage.
• 34:44
  Speaker 1: Here's the question for you, guys.
• 34:46
  Speaker 2: Pick your poison, watch your partner have sex with someone else,
• 34:51
  Speaker 2: or shoot yourself in the foot.
• 34:55
  Speaker 3: Get up, damn said what somebody shot? Either way?
• 35:00
  Speaker 1: Go yeah, listen, trying sex special baby, do what you
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: gotta do. I'm not I'm not shooting something. The what
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: you gotta do, Let's figure it out.
• 35:10
  Speaker 3: I can't I can never be wrong.
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: Let's figure out. I ain't shoot myself in the foot.
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: He would be giving you the freedom.
• 35:18
  Speaker 3: Right you just okay?
• 35:19
  Speaker 2: Let me.
• 35:21
  Speaker 1: You can't do nothing. You can't do nothing. Listen. We
• 35:25
  Speaker 1: talk we talk about we talk about protect black take
• 35:30
  Speaker 1: black man, and I want.
• 35:34
  Speaker 3: To shoot your othing, to see me have sex with
• 35:36
  Speaker 3: somebody else.
• 35:37
  Speaker 1: Man, we can make it a little fun, little get together.
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: He should I boy, your mind, that's that computer engineer,
• 35:45
  Speaker 1: your mind. I even love me, no love in compatibility
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: to different things. That's funny. That's good, Kesha for real,
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: turn that around.
• 35:56
  Speaker 2: I like that.
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: I never thought just saying I just gonna let me.
• 36:03
  Speaker 3: You was up.
• 36:05
  Speaker 1: Now, that's why you gotta.
• 36:06
  Speaker 2: You gotta put yourself in a situation where you are
• 36:09
  Speaker 2: deeply in love and it's gonna, it's gonna.
• 36:10
  Speaker 1: That's a tough situation. I would shoot myself. Yeah, I
• 36:13
  Speaker 1: would shoot myself. Yeah. If you if you, if you've
• 36:16
  Speaker 1: been married, that's a whole that that you married.
• 36:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, foot, it's like you're gonna you know.
• 36:20
  Speaker 1: But you he that is a deeply he has been.
• 36:23
  Speaker 3: You don't love me like love Melissa?
• 36:25
  Speaker 1: Then there you go kind of gun? Is we shooting
• 36:30
  Speaker 1: twenty twenty two? Why ain't taking no?
• 36:34
  Speaker 3: Twenty two.
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: Twenty two?
• 36:38
  Speaker 1: But why bullet?
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  Speaker 2: Wy?
• 36:39
  Speaker 3: Is that that bad?
• 36:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Well I don't know about bad, but you have
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: to bad. But the balls in your foot are small exactly,
• 36:46
  Speaker 1: you know you can do damage you that we told
• 36:48
  Speaker 1: before you are right, ran me over.
• 36:51
  Speaker 3: And my foot got broken. And I came back and
• 36:53
  Speaker 3: it was I was eight years old.
• 36:54
  Speaker 1: We're not gonna skip passion ran you over. This life
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: she living is wild.
• 37:00
  Speaker 3: It's very much an accident. I learned my lesson to.
• 37:04
  Speaker 1: Wait your mind back. She got read over and said this.
• 37:09
  Speaker 3: It was was it your to she ran me, She
• 37:13
  Speaker 3: had to rerun me, and then she had to run
• 37:14
  Speaker 3: rerun you.
• 37:17
  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, y'all to my brother over.
• 37:25
  Speaker 3: My love brother was like three, and people come over.
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: He was like he had his little toy car and
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: his little superman like this keysha, this is my.
• 37:31
  Speaker 1: What we gonna do?
• 37:32
  Speaker 3: No, okay, it was an accident.
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: I was.
• 37:34
  Speaker 3: She was picking me off from cheer practice. I was
• 37:35
  Speaker 3: supposed to run two laps. I only ran one. So
• 37:37
  Speaker 3: I learned my lesson there number one, never never cheat.
• 37:40
  Speaker 3: And she was like parking to go pay for my uniform.
• 37:43
  Speaker 3: And so I was walking to the car and my
• 37:45
  Speaker 3: coach called my name and my mom, I guess she
• 37:47
  Speaker 3: looked behind, didn't see nothing whatever. So when my coach
• 37:49
  Speaker 3: called my nam, I stopped and was like huh, And
• 37:51
  Speaker 3: then my mom started backing up, and I guess you know,
• 37:52
  Speaker 3: I guess she had looked behind and was looking this
• 37:54
  Speaker 3: way and the car hit me. I was like eight,
• 37:56
  Speaker 3: so I'm like forty two pounds I felt. So then
• 37:59
  Speaker 3: she was because she was like I didn't see nothing,
• 38:00
  Speaker 3: like I didn't see nobody. And then she steady backing
• 38:03
  Speaker 3: up and she ended up running over my foot. So
• 38:04
  Speaker 3: then everybody's like wait, wait, wait, so now the car
• 38:07
  Speaker 3: is on my foot, so now she got to go
• 38:08
  Speaker 3: back over. So then my brother calls my dad. He
• 38:11
  Speaker 3: runs to the payphone back in the day, like daddy.
• 38:14
  Speaker 3: He says, somebody hit Keisha. Right, you don't say this
• 38:17
  Speaker 3: my mama. My daddy gets up there in two minutes flat, right.
• 38:21
  Speaker 3: Police come to ambulance and they're like, who do you want?
• 38:22
  Speaker 3: Only one person you ride ambulance with drum like, who
• 38:24
  Speaker 3: do you think I want?
• 38:25
  Speaker 1: Right?
• 38:26
  Speaker 3: So they asked my MoMA questions. They asked me, like
• 38:28
  Speaker 3: has anything like this ever happened? We didn't even get
• 38:30
  Speaker 3: whoopings growing up, So I'm like, no, Like what are
• 38:31
  Speaker 3: y'all talking about? So we ambulance. My dad trying to
• 38:33
  Speaker 3: be cool, and then he's like, did you see who
• 38:36
  Speaker 3: did it? And I was like, I know, you don't know.
• 38:38
  Speaker 3: I'm like yeah. So he's like, was it a man
• 38:40
  Speaker 3: or a woman. I'm like it was a woman. And
• 38:43
  Speaker 3: he's like, do you recognize I'm like it was mama,
• 38:46
  Speaker 3: Like my dad to kill somebody, I'm like it was mama.
• 38:50
  Speaker 3: And for like that whole year, I just was like
• 38:53
  Speaker 3: pulling all types of rank like anything I wanted.
• 38:56
  Speaker 1: You run my foot over, I come up to walking
• 39:00
  Speaker 1: up the stairs. I was a type of l T D.
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  Speaker 1: Lincoln Town.
• 39:10
  Speaker 3: When she on your foot, she was on my she
• 39:14
  Speaker 3: didn't see me. So she's bagging up and I was
• 39:16
  Speaker 3: on my foot and everybody's yelling like wait you know,
• 39:18
  Speaker 3: and she stopped. So then it's now like I got
• 39:20
  Speaker 3: to get off her foot on.
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: Top of your foot. Yeah, she had a whole Lincoln
• 39:26
  Speaker 1: It was. We do segments on our YouTube called Storytime
• 39:32
  Speaker 1: You're coming to Tell It was cut definitely. So yeah,
• 39:43
  Speaker 1: so we got I know, we got more questions.
• 39:45
  Speaker 3: I'm making is that your foot was okay?
• 39:48
  Speaker 1: Take it? No, that that's it.
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: There's only one question. I couldn't take it. I love
• 39:52
  Speaker 2: my wife and I don't have big meat. So I
• 39:54
  Speaker 2: imagine gonna be going to town.
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: Wait always have you regular comes on your I don't
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: got it, but you got. We don't even talk about me.
• 40:09
  Speaker 2: You're telling you why I would be like you brought me,
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: just telling you brought me to the vegan restaurant.
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: We need we wouldn't need. We just need met big.
• 40:19
  Speaker 2: Meat in order to have an average. Some niggas gotta
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: be on the other side. Wait, but I really know
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: the danger.
• 40:32
  Speaker 1: Going to tell you do got to think about that.
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: You got to think about the coming, said Kevin Hart
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: said that on some podcast because one of his friends,
• 40:39
  Speaker 2: I guess and volunteered and he wanted the threesome, and
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: he said he had the three. So it's him, his
• 40:46
  Speaker 2: wife and two other people. He said, till to this
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: day he think about how that man was drilling, drilling
• 40:52
  Speaker 2: it down. You gotta be you gotta be a strong
• 40:55
  Speaker 2: individual taking myself.
• 40:59
  Speaker 3: On that Lisa been with. So then it's like.
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, and I.
• 41:05
  Speaker 3: Got the stomach a lot of stuff that's going long enough,
• 41:08
  Speaker 3: she getting half, Melissa is out, she's taking.
• 41:12
  Speaker 1: Get half, take the half.
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: What I can't take is the Yeah, the dignity, I
• 41:18
  Speaker 2: ain't not insecure. It's the dignity, that's what this is
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: the first. So we shine this is a good time
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• 41:40
  Speaker 1: And who is Brendon Lewis? And I'm getting that caffeine money?
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: Hey they hear me, big big bank Lewis on caffeine.
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: We'll see you guys next week. Peace boy. I perfect.
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: That was