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Payton's Predictions · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Payton, what's the vibe for horoscopes today? I'm letting you.
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  Speaker 2: Know exactly what your zodiac sign does the minute that
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  Speaker 2: you get left on read.
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  Speaker 3: If it's your birthday today, you are a Libra.
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  Speaker 2: We are in the thick of Libra season, and you
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  Speaker 2: share a birthday with Addison Rae, Ronnie James, and Braxton Berrios.
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  Speaker 3: Kyle, you're our Libra in the room, so I'm just
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  Speaker 3: going to start off with you. Give us good Libra
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  Speaker 3: vibes this morning.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 3: So, when you guys get ghosted, It's your season, so
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  Speaker 3: you don't really stress.
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  Speaker 2: You kind of just open up like three other text
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  Speaker 2: threads with backup options who will reply to you in
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  Speaker 2: under 10 seconds.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. But it is also sometimes frustrating when you don't
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  Speaker 3: know why. Yeah. You're like, um. Like no closure, but
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  Speaker 3: all right. Right at 970. Next up. Next in line.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you.
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  Speaker 1: Let's say hello to Nicole. Good morning, Nicole. What's your sign?
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  Speaker 2: Good morning. I'm a Gemini. All right, Nicole, when you
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  Speaker 2: get left on read, you will instantly start typing out
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  Speaker 2: three different paragraphs, delete all of them and then go
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  Speaker 2: and post like some chaotic thing on your story just
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  Speaker 2: to see if they watched it. And when they do,
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  Speaker 2: you'll go back to that red text and blow them
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  Speaker 2: up and let them know about themselves.
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  Speaker 3: All about communication. Oh, I love your little laugh.
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  Speaker 1: Thanks, Nicole.
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  Speaker 3: Have a nice day.
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  Speaker 1: Bye. Hello, Emily. What's your sign?
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  Speaker 2: I am a Pisces.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, Pisces. Rich is also our Pisces in the room.
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  Speaker 2: So when you guys get left on read, you will
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  Speaker 2: make up a story for them where maybe they lost
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  Speaker 2: their phone in the ocean, maybe they got in an
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  Speaker 2: accident and they lost their memory.
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  Speaker 3: Or maybe they secretly joined a cult.
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  Speaker 2: You are making up any and every excuse on why
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  Speaker 2: they left you on read.
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  Speaker 4: Emily, I don't know about you, but I do that
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  Speaker 4: when I leave people's voicemail when they're not picking up
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  Speaker 4: the phone.
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  Speaker 3: You must be taking a nap or maybe you're in
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  Speaker 3: Asia today. Yeah, you just make things up to make
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  Speaker 3: yourself feel better.
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  Speaker 1: How about Leos?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm a Leo, us Leos.
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  Speaker 2: When we get left on read, we will gasp out loud,
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  Speaker 2: double check our hair in the front facing camera, and
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  Speaker 2: then post a selfie two minutes later to remind them
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  Speaker 2: what they are ignoring.
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  Speaker 1: Okay.
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  Speaker 4: Let me guess Virgos real quick. When I get left
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  Speaker 4: on read, and you're talking about a text, right? And
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  Speaker 4: for some reason, that's a feature some people have on
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  Speaker 4: their phone, which I don't understand why you have it.
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  Speaker 3: I turn mine off.
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  Speaker 4: I was going to say, so do I. But so
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  Speaker 4: I have this friend of mine. I can see when
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  Speaker 4: he reads stuff. And sometimes it'll say read and he
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  Speaker 4: hasn't responded. And I have this immediate like for a second,
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  Speaker 4: it's like, did I do something wrong? And then it's like,
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  Speaker 4: why wouldn't he respond? Like, what's up? And I get
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  Speaker 4: like a little irritated. And then I move on because
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  Speaker 4: then usually he just texts me something else.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 1: But so there's that. But then the people that leave
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  Speaker 1: you on delivered. I know they saw this text. It's
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  Speaker 1: been three days. It's been three days. You son of a...
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  Speaker 1: So what do Virgos do?
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  Speaker 2: Well, Virgos, when you guys get left on read, you're
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  Speaker 2: going to go and check their activity status across all
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  Speaker 2: of the apps that you follow them on. You're going
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  Speaker 2: to calculate how long it's been down to the exact minute.
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  Speaker 2: And if they don't respond to you, you have completely
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  Speaker 2: filed them away under unreliable and unfriendly.
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  Speaker 1: Interesting.
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  Speaker 4: I'm not that into it, but I will explain myself.
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  Speaker 4: If you missed your sign there, I'll post it on
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  Speaker 4: our website, johnjainrich.com.