The Dow Wore Prada, Nasdaq Wore a Helmet
Jobs Friday is here, oil cooled off, rates exhaled, and AI stocks learned that “great” is not always good enough.
The Dow showed up in couture. The Nasdaq showed up with a concussion. 🥊📉
Friday’s GRO Money News is all about the market split nobody can ignore: the Dow hit a record, the S&P stayed green, but AI and semiconductor stocks got punished because “great numbers” are no longer enough when valuations are already wearing a crown and demanding bottle service. 💅🤖
Here’s what you’ll learn today: 📌
💼 Jobs Friday is the main event. The May employment report lands at 8:30 a.m. ET, and the…
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