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Mrs. Bill's Roller Derby Event for June 5th, 2025 · The Radio From Hell Show - Best Of

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  Speaker 1: You know, roller derby is uh is a going concern
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  Speaker 1: here in Salt Lake.
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  Speaker 2: And concern really is is Johnny Ola again for a.
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  Speaker 1: Second, it's a going concern? Uh, this is this is
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  Speaker 1: a roller derby participant, the very lovely and talented Jammy Dodger,
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  Speaker 1: thank you very much, who was also I live with
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  Speaker 1: this person as well. You live with a roller derby person.
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  Speaker 3: I do, right, Occasionally I just hip check him.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, into the wall. I guess sitcom in that house.
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  Speaker 1: You never know that.
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  Speaker 3: And our son always carries a knife.
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  Speaker 1: So yeah, we're thinking that that guy is just like
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  Speaker 1: our son. So at any rate, there's a big roller
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  Speaker 1: derby about this Saturday.
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  Speaker 3: That's all right.
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  Speaker 2: We've got the Summer Slam coming up this Saturday. So
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  Speaker 2: it's my team, the Behigh Skate Revolution and those girls
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  Speaker 2: from Junction City roller.
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  Speaker 3: Derby from all those girls, those girls and girls you know.
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  Speaker 1: They are so so what what are the particulars of
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  Speaker 1: this summer Slam?
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  Speaker 2: So it's again at the Derby depot down there on
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  Speaker 2: across the viaduct where the trains go by, the dusty,
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  Speaker 2: dusty warehouse we love to play in.
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  Speaker 1: It's like it's of you go thirteenth South.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, just go over at thirteenth South Viaduct and we're
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  Speaker 2: there at fourteen fifteen south seventh West.
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  Speaker 1: And what time is it about.
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  Speaker 3: It's a little bit early this time. We're starting at six.
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  Speaker 2: So you can go out, you can go hit your
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  Speaker 2: pride activities afterwards if you need to.
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  Speaker 3: But it's gonna be it's gonna be a rough one.
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  Speaker 1: Why do you think that?
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  Speaker 2: Well, so the last time we played Junction, it was
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  Speaker 2: the Spring Slam and we were up there on their turf,
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  Speaker 2: but we took the win.
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  Speaker 1: Oh yeah, so they're going to be out for revenge.
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  Speaker 3: That's right.
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  Speaker 2: This is a grudge match. This is definitely a grudge match.
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  Speaker 2: It's it might get ugly, folks.
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  Speaker 1: Now, do we have tickets to give away to this?
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  Speaker 3: We absolutely do.
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  Speaker 1: How many tickets?
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  Speaker 3: I think we should give away? Three pairs? That sound good?
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  Speaker 1: Three pair of tickets to this event Saturday night, the
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  Speaker 1: imerslamb at the Derby Depot. So eight seven seven six
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  Speaker 1: oh two nine six ninety six. Uh, if you want
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  Speaker 1: the first three people will get a pair of tickets.
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  Speaker 1: So call now. So, uh what I mean the Junction?
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  Speaker 1: I know Ogden girls, you know what I always say
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  Speaker 1: about Augen girls.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know how happy they're going to be to
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  Speaker 3: hear you say this.
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  Speaker 1: It's a compliment. Augden girls are slightly slutty in a
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  Speaker 1: really good way. Oh yeah, we have someone on on
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  Speaker 1: the hotline who, uh what, who's just very upset? What?
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  Speaker 1: Who is it?
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  Speaker 3: Uh? Oh, we've done it now, mallab Harpy. Who is
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  Speaker 3: Malibu Harpy? She's a junction skater?
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  Speaker 4: Yep, I'm here. Heard everything you said, everything you said?
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  Speaker 4: And uh, you know what train Wreck three sixteen says
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  Speaker 4: that we're going to knock y'all off the track.
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  Speaker 2: Oh oh, well, that's where it's coming from a team
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  Speaker 2: who's already been stung once.
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  Speaker 1: Oh, Malibu Harpy, this is a beat last time.
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  Speaker 4: We're okay, yeah, that's fair. We're not mad that you
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  Speaker 4: beat us last time, though, We're only mad that you
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  Speaker 4: think you're going to do it again.
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  Speaker 1: Don't. I think we have a picture this will show
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  Speaker 1: you what Malibu harp Do we have that if you
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  Speaker 1: go to mom slash Live, what describe this? Who's in
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  Speaker 1: this picture?
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  Speaker 2: That there is Malibu Harpy with a folding chair attacking
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  Speaker 2: my teammate Kimikazi and you.
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  Speaker 3: Know what, you know what, Malibu, I just want to.
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  Speaker 2: Tell you the chairs at the Derby depot don't fold
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  Speaker 2: the chairs at all, Sparkle and no.
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  Speaker 1: If they don't fold, it sounds like they'd be more dangerous.
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  Speaker 3: Honestly, Well, they're just harder to pick up.
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  Speaker 1: Malibou Harpy, are you going to take that sitting down?
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  Speaker 5: No?
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  Speaker 4: No, no, you know what, a beasting versus a freight
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  Speaker 4: rain just not even worried about it. And I'll never
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  Speaker 4: be worried because the cream always rises to the top
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  Speaker 4: and BSR, you're nothing but skim milk.
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  Speaker 1: To talk up North.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, whatever you bring, we're going to be ready no
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  Speaker 5: matter what, because we play by the rules, unlike Junction City.
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  Speaker 1: Are they cheaters, No, think about that.
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  Speaker 4: We can sleep at night. It's not it's not my
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  Speaker 4: fault that they that they brought roller skates to a
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  Speaker 4: chair fight.
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  Speaker 1: So the chair Fighting League is meeting this weekend.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, and you know what, the chair fighting actually came
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  Speaker 4: from flash stands. Because you are right.
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  Speaker 1: We are a.
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  Speaker 4: Little sluttie, I'll give you that, but we're also a
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  Speaker 4: little crazy.
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  Speaker 1: So that's what I like. That's what I like. About
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  Speaker 1: Ogden girls. I grew up with you all, you know.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah it is.
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  Speaker 2: They do have that little glint in their eye that
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  Speaker 2: that you know, you're not sure?
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  Speaker 3: Are they absolutely saying?
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  Speaker 1: I wish you the both both of you the best
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  Speaker 1: of luck.
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  Speaker 3: Really, you're not just wishing one of them? Well, I
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  Speaker 3: mean really that's gonna go later.
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  Speaker 1: Know, I wish you the both of you the best
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  Speaker 1: of luck, and I know that the best team will
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  Speaker 1: win and that will be the Bee High Skate Revolution. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I live with one.
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  Speaker 4: I mean for not for long.
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  Speaker 1: Some death threats. I think she just means not for
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  Speaker 1: long because she'll be in the hospital temporary. I'm sure
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  Speaker 1: that's not a death Well that's happened a couple of times.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, I am the designated hospital driver for
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  Speaker 2: my roller derby team.
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  Speaker 3: Uh yeah, all all fun aside.
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  Speaker 2: This is going to be Nobody will be like seriously injured,
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  Speaker 2: I hope. But it.
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  Speaker 3: Really it is very action packed.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, it's a very physical game and you can
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  Speaker 2: expect to see a lot of hitting and jumping and
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  Speaker 2: skating hard.
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  Speaker 1: Is there a website?
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  Speaker 2: People can go to absolutely Salt Lake Rollerderby dot org
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  Speaker 2: and you can find tickets there okay, and more information
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  Speaker 2: about where to go, when to go. It's Saturday night,
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  Speaker 2: six pm a Junction City versus the Bee High Skate.
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  Speaker 1: Revolution, Malibu Harpy. Thanks thanks for calling in and being
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  Speaker 1: a part of this.
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  Speaker 4: Thank you, Yes, thank you so much for the airtime.
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  Speaker 3: Appreciating thanks mall see you later.
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to make sure the authorities are on the
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  Speaker 1: side of this. May need some protection from both of them, yes,