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Florida Man's Vacuum Romance?! | DIY Haircuts, Sleep Myths & Celebrity Rabbit Holes · The Treehouse Show Podcast

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  Speaker 2: It is time to leave your worries outside and laugh
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  Speaker 2: with us inside the Treehouse.
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  Speaker 3: I'm Daniel Maley along with Trey Trenholm.
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  Speaker 2: Coming up on today's action packed show, A Biting Rampage.
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  Speaker 3: A biting Rampage.
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  Speaker 2: Also what happens in Florida when you go from suck
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  Speaker 2: to blow and how to avoid the explosive diarrhea strain.
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  Speaker 2: That's all probably coming up inside.
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  Speaker 3: The Treehouse show today.
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  Speaker 2: Before we get started on any of those, the first
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  Speaker 2: thing I need to share with you, and I need
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  Speaker 2: to share with my good buddy Trey, is.
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  Speaker 3: Do you like my haircut?
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  Speaker 4: I do?
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  Speaker 1: It looks very very clean lines.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's sharp, properly faded, and I'm glad you brought
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  Speaker 2: that up.
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  Speaker 3: The sharp aspect. Is it just me? Or do I
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  Speaker 3: look a little Puerto Rican?
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  Speaker 4: I do not feel like you look Puerto Rican.
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  Speaker 2: I feel like it because like when he did the clippers,
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  Speaker 2: he got really he really manicured along that side front.
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  Speaker 3: I don't even know what this is called.
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  Speaker 2: It's like the area above, like directly above your sideburn
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  Speaker 2: where your hair stops and your forehead starts.
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  Speaker 3: Kind of thing. It's your hairline, the temple.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well he got his he got his super clippers
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  Speaker 2: in there, and he he manicured it very finely, and
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  Speaker 2: he actually narrowed the space a little bit, and then
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  Speaker 2: he narrowed my sideburns in such a fashion where I
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  Speaker 2: was like, hold up there, cowboy. I am not used
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  Speaker 2: to a professional haircut. Okay, in recent years I have
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  Speaker 2: gone towards sort of a DIY haircut situation.
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  Speaker 4: Are you floaby in it?
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  Speaker 2: I wish man if if if Ron pop Peele could
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  Speaker 2: bring back that flowby, Okay, if someone could bring back
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  Speaker 2: Ron po Peel to then give me an updated version
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  Speaker 2: of the Flowby, I would be.
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  Speaker 4: All over the flob not still around.
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  Speaker 2: You know what I need to check. I need to
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  Speaker 2: check Amazon to see if it's still there. I mean,
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  Speaker 2: if you just want like an all around even cut,
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  Speaker 2: I guess the flowbee is is.
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  Speaker 3: A good option.
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  Speaker 2: I've never used one, but I have like different links
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  Speaker 2: of things I need, like layers and fades as such.
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  Speaker 1: So in twenty five years of friendship, this is a
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  Speaker 1: conversation we've never had. All Right, So when you get
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  Speaker 1: a haircut, Is it all clippers or do they use scissors?
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  Speaker 3: It's mostly clippers, especially when I do it.
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  Speaker 4: Like can you can you go to a black barber?
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  Speaker 2: Uh? I assume I'm allowed? I mean no, I'm just saying,
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  Speaker 2: like I I they if they, if they, if they
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  Speaker 2: turned me away for being white, I really couldn't be
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  Speaker 2: too mad because I probably haven't come in as far
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  Speaker 2: as concerned.
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  Speaker 1: So it's not that it's like but you know, that's
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  Speaker 1: a lot of clipper and lines. I mean, which you
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  Speaker 1: know you have a very clean cut right now, I am.
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  Speaker 3: I am right there. I got the Latin style, Okay.
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  Speaker 2: So I went to the barber and, like I said,
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  Speaker 2: you know, during COVID, when all the barber shops and
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  Speaker 2: haircut places were all shut down, I experimented a couple
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  Speaker 2: of times did my own.
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  Speaker 3: Hair and it didn't go very well.
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  Speaker 2: But since that time, I mean that's been like five years, uh,
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  Speaker 2: and so I've decided to try a little bit on
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  Speaker 2: my own on occasion because I I need haircut like
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  Speaker 2: every three weeks because it grows like the Amazon. So
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  Speaker 2: I try to space out when I get a professional haircut, right,
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  Speaker 2: And then I've just kind of gotten into the routine
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  Speaker 2: of just doing it myself. And it's not perfect by
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  Speaker 2: any stretch of the imagination, like Tera has to kind
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  Speaker 2: of clean up what a mess up, But it's passable.
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  Speaker 3: It's fine.
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  Speaker 1: I'll be perfectly honest with you. Now, I notice that
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  Speaker 1: you know your haircut isn't as clean and sharp or
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  Speaker 1: hasn't been since you've said you just got a professional cut.
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  Speaker 4: And I look at it now, so.
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  Speaker 2: You know you're now noticing the hatchet job I've been
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  Speaker 2: giving myself. You did even realize it until I got
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  Speaker 2: a pro job. Yes, thanks for noticing. You probably wouldn't
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  Speaker 2: have had I just said nothing, But here we are.
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  Speaker 2: I needed to share this with you because I really did,
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  Speaker 2: Like it's really manicured. Like it's hard to tell from
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  Speaker 2: where you're sitting and to see it, but like when
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  Speaker 2: I got home, I was like, oh my goodness, that's
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  Speaker 2: that's a I honestly.
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  Speaker 4: Would have just assumed that.
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  Speaker 1: You just get a better haircut in the States than
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  Speaker 1: you had been in the Islands.
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  Speaker 2: There there are good barbers there, and there's there's a
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  Speaker 2: girl that that Terra goes to for her hair.
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  Speaker 3: And she'll occasionally do mine.
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  Speaker 2: I just haven't done it in a long time because
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, this is fifty bucks that I could save
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  Speaker 2: and just do it myself. The eye opening thing today
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  Speaker 2: at the barber was my fifty dollars Island haircut. Where
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  Speaker 2: I live is now a bargain because the place I
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  Speaker 2: went to today in Nyak, New York, just the haircut
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  Speaker 2: was forty two bucks. As I'm looking at the menu
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  Speaker 2: of services, it just goes up from there. Now, if
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  Speaker 2: I just wanted a clipper only cut one link, that
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  Speaker 2: would have been like twenty five or thirty something bucks.
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  Speaker 2: But you know, with layers, it's forty two. Forty two
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  Speaker 2: is a basic haircut. That's where you're starting. If you
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  Speaker 2: want a beard trim, that was like another fifteen or
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  Speaker 2: twenty bucks. If you wanted a clean shave, that was
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  Speaker 2: gonna be something astronomical. If you wanted a shampoo, that
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  Speaker 2: was like another ten, fifteen to twenty bucks. I mean,
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  Speaker 2: so if I wanted what I would normally get at
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  Speaker 2: the barber, a haircut, clean up my facial hair a
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  Speaker 2: little bit, and a shampoo to rinse it all out,
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  Speaker 2: I would have been looking at like a hundred bucks
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  Speaker 2: out the door, and I said, you know what, just
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  Speaker 2: a haircut thing.
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  Speaker 1: So and I don't this is going to come off
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  Speaker 1: really dicky, and I don't mean it to. But how
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  Speaker 1: the fuck is your haircut more expensive than mine?
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  Speaker 3: Location? That's my guess. I mean it might have been
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  Speaker 3: the place.
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  Speaker 4: Listen I have if you want to talk about.
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  Speaker 1: The only functional, long long term relationships I have are
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  Speaker 1: with my stylist, I mean Vince I was. He and
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  Speaker 1: I were together for twenty plus years and then he died.
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  Speaker 1: And then I've been with Preston for you know, going
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  Speaker 1: on ten years now.
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  Speaker 4: I guess, yeah, ten years.
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  Speaker 1: So, uh, I I've those are only my only functional
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  Speaker 1: long term relationships.
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  Speaker 3: Is your hairstylists who happened to be men.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, And you know what, as long as you're happy, buddy,
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  Speaker 2: I'm here to support you in whatever way I can.
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  Speaker 4: I listen.
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  Speaker 3: As long as you're happy, I get that.
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  Speaker 2: So before, well before I ventured off into making the
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  Speaker 2: attempts of cutting my own hair, I had my Triva
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  Speaker 2: and I still have Triva. She is, like you, Trey.
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  Speaker 2: One of my longest running relationships in my life, the
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  Speaker 2: people that I have known the longest and am still
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  Speaker 2: in contact with in a positive way. Family, my buddy
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  Speaker 2: Brian met when we were twelve. Triva my barber. Since
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  Speaker 2: the age of like fifteen. I started going to her
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  Speaker 2: at Heflin's. I think it was Heflin's hairplace, Heflin's barbershop
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  Speaker 2: on Fielder in Arlington, when I was fifteen. I am
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  Speaker 2: now forty six years old. To think about it, I've
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  Speaker 2: been going to her since I was fifteen. There are
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  Speaker 2: not many other people that have cut my hair since then.
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  Speaker 2: She's now got like her own little place in a
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  Speaker 2: salon sweetened Pantigo.
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  Speaker 3: So like if I.
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  Speaker 2: Wanted my haircut, I'm driving from Dallas to a Pantego,
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  Speaker 2: risking speeding tickets like you wouldn't believe because it's pantigo
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  Speaker 2: and they don't mess around you.
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  Speaker 3: Come down that hill are waiting.
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  Speaker 2: So anyway, and going to Triva for that many years,
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  Speaker 2: I think I'm grandfathered in at like fourteen dollars. I
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  Speaker 2: think I think my first haircut with her was like
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  Speaker 2: twelve bucks. Her rates have gone up some in line
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  Speaker 2: with you know, cost of living increases and things, but
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  Speaker 2: I still think a normal haircut for her at her
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  Speaker 2: place is like twenty twenty five bucks, and that includes
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  Speaker 2: the straight razor next shave a little trim here and there.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean a barbershop shave is it's a wonderful
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  Speaker 1: experience when they really especially if they do at old
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  Speaker 1: school with the hot towels and a straight razor.
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  Speaker 2: And this place would have done that, they had all
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  Speaker 2: the stuff for it. But I don't want to spend
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  Speaker 2: another fifty dollars for that.
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  Speaker 1: I honestly like, I just hand Pressed in sixty bucks,
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  Speaker 1: and I I probably should ask him if I need
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  Speaker 1: to up that because I've been doing the same price.
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  Speaker 1: Like I just I think the haircuts are forty forty five,
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  Speaker 1: So I just.
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  Speaker 4: Hand him sixty. I don't know. I really probably should
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  Speaker 4: ask him if he's going up and I need to.
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  Speaker 3: Up my When did you start going to see him?
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  Speaker 1: I said, like ten years ago and at one point
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  Speaker 1: away from fifty to sixty, and then I haven't it.
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  Speaker 1: And actually I've known Pressed the long enough and we're friends.
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  Speaker 1: He would actually tell me.
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  Speaker 2: Just go, hey, it's going up, as he's just pointing
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  Speaker 2: to his empty home. Give me the cash, tariffs, inflation,
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  Speaker 2: whatever it is, give me the cash.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. So I have not seen state side barber prices,
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  Speaker 3: and I'm and where I'm staying right now.
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  Speaker 2: There are a lot of barber shops. The only thing
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  Speaker 2: is this was the only one that was actually opened.
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  Speaker 2: The other one wasn't opened to like eleven one was
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  Speaker 2: closed today. I was like, can you get me in,
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  Speaker 2: give me a haircut?
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  Speaker 3: That's it.
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  Speaker 2: But I assume because there's so many, they're all probably
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  Speaker 2: commit to the price. But yeah, once you start throwing
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  Speaker 2: in all the additional services plus a tip, and.
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  Speaker 3: It's gonna be one hundred dollars. Screw that.
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  Speaker 4: Well, it looks very nice.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you. I appreciate that.
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  Speaker 2: Still, Like, like if you could see it up close,
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  Speaker 2: you'd be like, yeah, that's kind of weird, looking like
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  Speaker 2: it's almost vulcan ish right around that little spot right there.
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  Speaker 3: First world problems, I know. Anyway, enough about me. How
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  Speaker 3: are you today? You look a little sleepy.
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  Speaker 4: I'm tired.
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  Speaker 3: Why are you so tired? Tray?
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  Speaker 4: Well, I have been.
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  Speaker 1: Doing really well and being being very disciplined about watching
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  Speaker 1: an episode of TV, turning it off, going to bed.
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  Speaker 3: Uh huh.
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  Speaker 4: And for some reason, and I think part of it,
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  Speaker 4: like so.
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  Speaker 1: I already had one person used to be too one person,
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  Speaker 1: and had five pillows on my bed okay, okay. I
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  Speaker 1: then I got a new duvet cover which came with
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  Speaker 1: some decorative pillow shams.
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  Speaker 4: So I bought two more pillows. Now I have seven
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  Speaker 4: pillows on.
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  Speaker 1: My bed and uh and and it's very comfortable.
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  Speaker 4: I'm I'm and so at some point I've started now
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  Speaker 4: falling asleep. Here's here's picture.
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  Speaker 2: So, oh is this your actual bedroom? Uh huh oh
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  Speaker 2: la la. So all right, folks, it's happening. Trey's giving
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  Speaker 2: us a tour of the new Bachelor pad. So this
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  Speaker 2: is the portion of MTV Cribs where we say, this
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  Speaker 2: is where the disappointment happened.
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  Speaker 4: This is where the loneliness takes place.
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  Speaker 3: This is where tray masterbates fevers.
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  Speaker 2: And which, really, if you can't love yourself, who love?
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  Speaker 3: So?
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  Speaker 1: I used to like space. I take medication to sleep,
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  Speaker 1: and so I used to space it out. Now I
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  Speaker 1: in order to I try to be at the latest
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  Speaker 1: of sleep, not in bed asleep by midnight. Okay, I
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  Speaker 1: try to be up around six am. But I've the
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  Speaker 1: last couple of nights I have since I got the
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  Speaker 1: extra pillows, and I've been falling asleep again while watching TV.
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  Speaker 4: And you don't sleep well when you do that.
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  Speaker 3: M h.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know even how long.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not even sure what time I woke up turned
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  Speaker 1: everything off, but I was in a big pile of pillows,
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  Speaker 1: and then I woke up and realized the TV was
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  Speaker 1: still on. The only way I actually really know how
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  Speaker 1: long I was there is I'll have to go back
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  Speaker 1: and see, because I generally will flip on the Big
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  Speaker 1: Bang theory as something I at the end of the
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  Speaker 1: night makes me laugh, you know, just turn it off,
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  Speaker 1: go to bed, seen all the episodes, not missing anything.
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  Speaker 4: There's no like, oh my god, I got to see
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  Speaker 4: this next ye.
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  Speaker 3: It's comfortable, it's soothing. Yeah, I get it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: And then I but like, I'll have to go back
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  Speaker 1: and see how many episodes? Where where did I turn
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  Speaker 1: it off?
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  Speaker 4: Did I sleep through you know, six episodes? Eight? Four?
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  Speaker 1: I don't know, but whatever it was when I I
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  Speaker 1: you just don't get any quality of sleep. So I
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  Speaker 1: slept like crap, and I'm tired as hell and understood
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  Speaker 1: still got up, walked, walked jog three miles this morning and.
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  Speaker 4: M yeah, yeah, trying to do the two a day thing.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, I get that that works out, especially if
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  Speaker 2: you have time when you're single, that's a great thing
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  Speaker 2: to do. Wake up in the morning, go out, I
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  Speaker 2: do some cardio thing, and then in the evening maybe
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  Speaker 2: do some weight so that two a days is great.
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  Speaker 2: Then when if you find somebody you get in a relationship,
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  Speaker 2: then you have to knock that down because you know
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  Speaker 2: you guys spend time. But when you're single, that's a
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  Speaker 2: good schedule to keep keep you out of trouble too.
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  Speaker 2: And I understand being tired. That's how I was yesterday.
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  Speaker 2: I was upfront and honest with you about that. Yesterday
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  Speaker 2: I was running on caffeine and hope and I got through.
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  Speaker 2: And I'll get you through to this today, buddy, I
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  Speaker 2: got you. Uh So you drag all the ass you need,
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  Speaker 2: I will pick it up and carry it for you.
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  Speaker 1: Well, I'm now in my fourth coffee, so woh uh.
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  Speaker 2: And speaking of dragging ass, here's a segue. We are
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  Speaker 2: doing everything we can to avoid the explosive diarrhea strain
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  Speaker 2: that is spreading the nation, that is spreading around the nation.
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  Speaker 2: And we have noticed, thanks to news reports, that three
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  Speaker 2: of the hottest hot beds for the explosive diarrhea strain
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  Speaker 2: are Texas, New York, So you're in Texas, so you're
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  Speaker 2: in third place.
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  Speaker 3: New York is number two, where we currently are number one.
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  Speaker 2: Last I checked is Michigan, which is where we're going
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  Speaker 2: in a couple of days.
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  Speaker 3: So we seem to.
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  Speaker 2: Be chasing the explosive diarrhea strain around the nation. We'll
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  Speaker 2: eventually end up in Texas. I'm hoping that that strain
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  Speaker 2: is gone by the time we get there. But as
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  Speaker 2: it is, we are really playing with some butt fire.
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  Speaker 2: We're avoiding produce fresh produce, and trying to do everything
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  Speaker 2: we can to avoid the explosive diarrhea strain, with the
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  Speaker 2: exception of being in or going to be in two
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  Speaker 2: of the areas that are most affected. Soh god, this sucks.
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  Speaker 2: And it's really I just don't want to get that.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, I don't think anyone does. And it's weird.
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  Speaker 4: They have not figured out the source.
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  Speaker 1: Usually when they have these kind of outbreaks, they're pretty
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  Speaker 1: good about figuring out because usually I mean, it's a
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  Speaker 1: lettuce or something that they can trace back to a
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  Speaker 1: farm and or a processor or whatever.
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  Speaker 4: They don't have to seem to have a clue on
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  Speaker 4: this one.
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  Speaker 2: So you say that you don't think anyone wants to
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  Speaker 2: get this, But you should tell that to the guy
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  Speaker 2: in front of me at the story yesterday who was
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  Speaker 2: getting all the things you're not supposed to be eating
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  Speaker 2: right now. Unless he's gonna cook that stuff to the
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  Speaker 2: proper temperature. That dude's in trouble. He was getting a
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  Speaker 2: bunch of fresh strawberries and like two heads of lettuce,
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  Speaker 2: and I was like, oh man, he's got a death wish,
• 17:55
  Speaker 2: because it's the fresh produce you have to look out for.
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  Speaker 2: Lettuce is one of the main culprits, according to a
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  Speaker 2: story I looked up right before we record. According to
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  Speaker 2: Fox affiliate, let us appears to be the likely source
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  Speaker 2: of the parasitic illness at a second thousands of people
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  Speaker 2: in recent weeks, including hundreds in Ohio. And that's according
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  Speaker 2: to Michigan health officials. The Michigan Department of Health and
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  Speaker 2: Human Service is set on Monday that while investigators have
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  Speaker 2: not ruled out other fruits and vegetables, lettuce or salad
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  Speaker 2: greens appear to be the most likely culprit in the
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  Speaker 2: outbreak of cyclosporiasis. If I'm saying it properly, the explosive
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  Speaker 2: diarrhea Unlike typical food poisoning, symptoms of this often do
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  Speaker 2: not appear for two days to two weeks after eating
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  Speaker 2: the contaminated food or drinking contaminated water. Because it is
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  Speaker 2: a parasitic infection, recovery can also take longer. Health experts
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  Speaker 2: recommend buying whole heads of lettuce instead of pre washed,
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  Speaker 2: bagged lettuce or prepackaged salad kids when possible. They also
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  Speaker 2: advise removing into scarding the outer layer or three leaves,
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  Speaker 2: washing the remaining leaves thoroughly, and cooking produce when appropriate.
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  Speaker 2: And another spot this is from The Guardian where this
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  Speaker 2: might be related to what I just read, saying Michigan
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  Speaker 2: health officials identify potential source of the parasite outbreak and
• 19:27
  Speaker 2: it's pointing to salad, greens and lettuce as the most likely.
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: So still nothing exactly official, but that's where they're leaning
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: at the moment. But basically, fruits, veggeese that are fresh,
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: don't do it, or just make sure you cook them.
• 19:42
  Speaker 3: That basically is it.
• 19:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, And i'd say avoid the areas that seem to
• 19:49
  Speaker 2: be you know, rampant with the explosive diarrheas drain. But
• 19:52
  Speaker 2: my wife and Aaron not following that one. We're just
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: just following the damn thing around apparently.
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: Oh I eat a lot of bag salads, so if
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  Speaker 1: there's a good chance I could get.
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  Speaker 3: It well, Trey.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, if we're being real with one another, and
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  Speaker 2: so far on this episode of the Treehouse show, we
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  Speaker 2: seem to be there and seem to be in that place,
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna stay in it with you. I mean, you're
• 20:20
  Speaker 2: only tossing your own salad at this point, so I
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  Speaker 2: think you're okay.
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  Speaker 4: You should be ashamed.
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  Speaker 2: It is Wednesday, July fifteenth, twenty twenty six.
• 22:01
  Speaker 3: Let's celebrate today with some birthdays.
• 22:08
  Speaker 2: Academy Award winning actor Forrest Whittaker is sixty five today.
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: Forest Whitaker is sixty five.
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: So many roles.
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: And the one that he won his Academy Award for
• 22:23
  Speaker 2: was one of the ones.
• 22:24
  Speaker 3: I have not seen.
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: Where he was the star of the Last King of Scotland.
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: I know nothing about that movie whatsoever. The only thing
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: I know about it is that Forest Whittaker won an
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: Oscar for it.
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: That is it. I've never seen it and I don't
• 22:39
  Speaker 3: even know what it's about.
• 22:39
  Speaker 4: She portraying Edie a mean on that one.
• 22:42
  Speaker 3: Eh, You're gonna have to tell me on that.
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: He's also known for roles in The Butler and as
• 22:51
  Speaker 2: Rebels Spy in Rogue one, Saw Gerrera as the Rebel
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: Spy Saw Guerrera in Rogue one, and a couple of
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: those other random kind of Star Wars projects where he
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: played that character. Also one of his first roles. I
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: don't know if it was his actual first role, but
• 23:10
  Speaker 2: one of his first roles was quite memorable for those
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: that are in our age group, and that is as
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: football player Charles Jefferson in Fast Times at Ridgemont High
• 23:24
  Speaker 2: where it's one of the great stunts and plots of
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: high school movie history, where they steal his car and
• 23:35
  Speaker 2: made it seem like their rivals school stole his car,
• 23:41
  Speaker 2: so he went unhinged in that football game and destroyed
• 23:45
  Speaker 2: everyone from the other school.
• 23:49
  Speaker 3: Fast Times.
• 23:49
  Speaker 4: I don't remember him in Fast Times.
• 23:52
  Speaker 2: He's the football player. They stole his car and they
• 23:55
  Speaker 2: wrecked it and then they were like, oh my god,
• 23:57
  Speaker 2: what are we gonna do He's gonna kill us, And
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: then they came up with the idea of let's just
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: make him think that the other school did it, and
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: they did, and he believed it, and he just massacred
• 24:07
  Speaker 2: the other team.
• 24:07
  Speaker 3: It was great.
• 24:08
  Speaker 4: I think the first movie I really remember him in
• 24:11
  Speaker 4: is Good Morning Vietnam.
• 24:13
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, yeah, that was after that. That was definitely
• 24:16
  Speaker 2: after Fast Times.
• 24:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Fast Times is nineteen eighty two.
• 24:20
  Speaker 1: And I think Good Morning Vietnam was probably eighty seven
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: eighty eight somewhere around there.
• 24:24
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I think so somewhere in that range. Also a
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: great movie. Other Birthdays Today, she played Helen of Troy.
• 24:32
  Speaker 2: She was also in Inglorious Bastards and The National Treasure movies.
• 24:38
  Speaker 2: Former model turned actress Diane Krueger turns fifty. Brian Austin Green,
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: best known as David Silver on Beverly Hills nine oh
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: two one zero, is fifty three today.
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: Now, how he's best known as he nailed Megan Fox.
• 24:56
  Speaker 3: And good apparently like really good.
• 25:00
  Speaker 2: I mean that that is, that's that's his greatest accomplishment, right,
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: there's no doubt. Yes, I mean like you made you
• 25:10
  Speaker 2: made television shows, and he's probably made a couple of movies, but.
• 25:16
  Speaker 3: Making it with her is the ultimate right.
• 25:19
  Speaker 4: I mean, I to me, he was always kind of a.
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: I mean and I never I never felt like he
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: was really a main character in nine o two and
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: oh he was on the periphery.
• 25:30
  Speaker 4: But he got Megan Fox. I mean, hey, hats off
• 25:34
  Speaker 4: to you.
• 25:34
  Speaker 3: You you win respect absolutely.
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: I mean, look, he was not the star at that
• 25:42
  Speaker 2: time that Jason Priestley was or.
• 25:50
  Speaker 4: Luke h.
• 25:54
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, Luke Uh not lou Diamond Phillips U
• 26:03
  Speaker 2: Luke uh, Luke Perry Perry, thank you God, world, Luke Perry.
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: He was not as big of a star as Jason
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: Priestley or Luke Perry or even I A ZERI yeah,
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: that's I mean, he was the fourth dude down and
• 26:19
  Speaker 2: some might even argue fifth he might he might be
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: beneath the guy from who owned the peach pit.
• 26:27
  Speaker 4: Uh yeah, because it's not so.
• 26:30
  Speaker 1: Megan Fox goes in that Angelina Joe Lee class for
• 26:34
  Speaker 1: me of just hot, but they're like a little crazy,
• 26:38
  Speaker 1: something a little exotic.
• 26:40
  Speaker 4: I don't know, but you know, when Brad Pitt got
• 26:44
  Speaker 4: Angelina Joe.
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: Lee, that that that's not a shocker.
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: The only thing shocking about Brad Pitt and Angelina Joe
• 26:53
  Speaker 2: Lee is that he left Jennifer Aniston to be with
• 26:59
  Speaker 2: Angelina Joe Lee. Some guys would have been Some guys
• 27:02
  Speaker 2: are like, dude, what are you doing. Other guys are like, nah,
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: I get it, Yeah, I totally get that. While keeping
• 27:08
  Speaker 2: in mind we can't relate to that whatsoever. No, Like,
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: can you imagine, like go back to the nineties, go
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: back to the nineties when this happened. Brad Pitt is
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: with Jennifer Aniston, which for the nineties was one of
• 27:24
  Speaker 2: the top girls that guys of the nineties lusted after,
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: right and then like most most normal guys can't comprehend that,
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: but obviously most guys are not Brad Pitt. And so
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: he was with her. Then he was like, oh, I'm
• 27:41
  Speaker 2: doing this movie with Angelina Joe Lee, and I'm kind
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: of feeling a certain way.
• 27:47
  Speaker 3: And so then and then he did the unthinkable.
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: He traded in Jennifer Aniston and somehow to some people
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: trade it up. O, there's my argue that.
• 28:00
  Speaker 1: But the shocking thing is how much as kids hate him.
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: Like bad bad, I mean bad bad, Like they're changing
• 28:12
  Speaker 2: their name, like like no more pit in their name
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: type stuff as soon as they all turn eighteen. Yeah,
• 28:17
  Speaker 2: that's I mean, apparently he was a horrible drunk and
• 28:21
  Speaker 2: there's some abuse allegations and things.
• 28:23
  Speaker 3: So I get it, you.
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: Would I mean, I I I'm at a certain point.
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: I mean, as a recovering alcoholic, you would hope he's
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: quit and then you know, tried to make amends.
• 28:34
  Speaker 4: But it does not seem as though he has uh.
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: Or or maybe he has, and they are just.
• 28:40
  Speaker 1: Like yeah, I mean, but it is shocking. It is
• 28:45
  Speaker 1: shocking that Angelina Joliz seems to be the good parent, right.
• 28:50
  Speaker 1: That's not something I would have bet on.
• 28:54
  Speaker 2: Ever, Like, like, this is the woman that you know.
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: It's like, oh, mom, you're so great. Yeah, I know
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: you shared vio blah blood with Billy Bob Thornton, but
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: still you're so much better than dad.
• 29:04
  Speaker 3: It's a very odd thing. Anyway.
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: Other birthdays today in addition to those, so happy birthday,
• 29:09
  Speaker 2: Brian Austin Green, Congratulations guitar legend. Joe Satriani is seventy.
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: Linda Ronstat Grammy winning legend is eighty. I did not
• 29:23
  Speaker 2: know this. I want to thank my prep service on
• 29:25
  Speaker 2: this one. Grammy winning legend whose career spanned rock, country, pop,
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: and mariachi music. Look, when I worked at kV IL
• 29:36
  Speaker 2: back in the day, we played a lot of Linda
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: Ron's stat I do not recall ever playing Linda Ronstadt
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: mariachi tunes.
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: No, I mean pop was I forgot They sampled one
• 29:48
  Speaker 1: of her songs and they became a pop yhead, I believe.
• 29:50
  Speaker 4: But mariachi, no, that's that's new.
• 29:54
  Speaker 3: Yep. I'm gonna have to do some shoes hamming later.
• 29:56
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Jesse Ventura, you talk about a well lived life.
• 30:01
  Speaker 2: Jesse Ventura is seventy five. He is a WWE Hall
• 30:07
  Speaker 2: of Famer. He is an actor. He is the former
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: governor of Minnesota, and he was a navy freaking seal
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: and his seventy and an absolute nut job. He is
• 30:19
  Speaker 2: seventy five years old today and I'm assuming he's still
• 30:23
  Speaker 2: ain't got time to bleed. Yeah, there are some random
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: hills I will die on, and one of them is
• 30:33
  Speaker 2: this Predator. The original Predator is one of the best
• 30:39
  Speaker 2: pure action films of all time. It's got all testosterone,
• 30:47
  Speaker 2: very little story, and it's it's a damn near perfect film,
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: and it's spurned on.
• 30:56
  Speaker 3: So many more films after it.
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: But I mean, you're talking about some of the greatest
• 31:00
  Speaker 2: names and bodies in action movie history.
• 31:05
  Speaker 3: Arnold Swarzenegger, Jesse Van.
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: Tura, Who's carrying around in a jungle a freaking gatling
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: gun that should be on the end of an a
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: ten thunderbolt and he's just it's his side arm in
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: the middle of a jungle.
• 31:22
  Speaker 4: Carl Weathers.
• 31:23
  Speaker 2: Carl Weathers, Oh god, I always forget the guy's name
• 31:26
  Speaker 2: who was who played the Native American guy Billy in
• 31:29
  Speaker 2: that one where he like opens up his chest on
• 31:31
  Speaker 2: the bridge and is like calling the predator in that
• 31:34
  Speaker 2: dude as well, I mean some serious, serious star.
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: Action power in that movie.
• 31:40
  Speaker 4: You know, you're not wrong.
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: It was exciting, it was fun, it was scary, it
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: was gory.
• 31:47
  Speaker 3: God, that movie's good.
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: Speaking of eighties, it's full of eighties hip fire action.
• 31:54
  Speaker 4: Oh it is, it is. It is a quintessential eighties
• 31:59
  Speaker 4: action I I there are no denying that.
• 32:06
  Speaker 1: So I saw this list the other day and someone
• 32:11
  Speaker 1: you know talked about underrated eighties movies, and I want
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: to say, you have said the same thing. Have you
• 32:18
  Speaker 1: said that Better Off Dead is also an underrated just
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: like great eighties movie.
• 32:22
  Speaker 4: Yes, I think that would be put.
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: Up on the on the list of for Treehouse Reviews,
• 32:27
  Speaker 1: because I know I've seen it, I don't remember it.
• 32:31
  Speaker 2: Better Off Dead, starring John Cusack, is a phenomenal eighties movie.
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: The worst thing that happened to John Cusack and the
• 32:38
  Speaker 2: movie Better Off Dead was how good Saying Anything was,
• 32:43
  Speaker 2: which he also started. There's also another one that's also
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: near and dear to my heart, that to John Cusack
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: eighties flick and it just so happens to be if
• 32:53
  Speaker 2: I remember this correctly, Demi Moore's first movie, One Crazy Summer.
• 32:58
  Speaker 4: Yep.
• 33:01
  Speaker 2: But yeah, John Cusack, Better Off Dead. One of my
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: favorite references from that movie is the newspaper kid trying
• 33:08
  Speaker 2: to collect his two dollars from John Cusack.
• 33:11
  Speaker 3: Through the entire.
• 33:12
  Speaker 2: Film, just out of nowhere, the kid on the bike
• 33:16
  Speaker 2: is just tormenting him.
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: I want my two dollars.
• 33:22
  Speaker 4: The sure thing also was another.
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: Good John Cusack eighties That one's not ringing a bell.
• 33:30
  Speaker 2: I have to look that one back up. Yeah, I
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: mean he had a he had a hell of a
• 33:33
  Speaker 2: streak in the eighties, but yeah, better even.
• 33:36
  Speaker 4: In the nineties he was his underrated movies to me
• 33:40
  Speaker 4: is gross point blank.
• 33:42
  Speaker 3: It's phenomenal. He is so good in that, and so
• 33:45
  Speaker 3: is dan Aykroyd.
• 33:46
  Speaker 4: Oh I love.
• 33:49
  Speaker 1: One of my favorite things about John Cusack is he
• 33:52
  Speaker 1: has a very dry delivery on a lot of his
• 33:54
  Speaker 1: lines and gross point blank. That is the perfect, yeah,
• 33:59
  Speaker 1: perfect movie for him.
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: And it's also one of those another one of those
• 34:04
  Speaker 2: films that he's in with his sister, Joan Cusack. She
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: plays like his assistant slash secretary secretary kind of a thing,
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: trying to do this on the fly. There's another one
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: of my random John Cusack movies that I absolutely love,
• 34:24
  Speaker 2: and I don't know if you've seen it. Came out
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: in two thousand. It's called High Fidelity. Oh yeah, I
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: love High Fidelity.
• 34:34
  Speaker 4: Great movie, so good.
• 34:40
  Speaker 1: Also another you want to get into around that same time,
• 34:43
  Speaker 1: America's Sweethearts was also.
• 34:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, with Julia Roberts, Catherine Zada Jones. M that
• 34:49
  Speaker 3: was a great one. So how the hell did we
• 34:52
  Speaker 3: get off on that?
• 34:54
  Speaker 2: Oh?
• 34:54
  Speaker 3: Jesse Ventura seventy five?
• 34:56
  Speaker 2: So we started with Jesse Ventura celebrating his seventy fifth
• 34:59
  Speaker 2: birthday and we ended up with junk OUs acting better off.
• 35:03
  Speaker 1: What was the movie where he was an air traffic controller.
• 35:07
  Speaker 1: I think Billy Bob Thornton.
• 35:09
  Speaker 3: It was pushing ten, pushing ten. Yeah, how the do
• 35:14
  Speaker 3: I remember that?
• 35:15
  Speaker 2: I think I've only seen that movie once, and I
• 35:17
  Speaker 2: think Angelina Jolie was also in that.
• 35:19
  Speaker 3: That might have been where she and Billy Bob met. Yeah,
• 35:23
  Speaker 3: what is wrong with my brain?
• 35:26
  Speaker 4: That's I don't know.
• 35:26
  Speaker 1: I mean, we went from Jesse Ventura to John Cusack filmography.
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: This show's really messed up.
• 35:36
  Speaker 1: Man, and that's why we do birthdays.
• 35:46
  Speaker 3: All right.
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• 36:22
  Speaker 2: back inside the Treehouse, Dan and Trey with you. There's
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: a few things about this story that make me giggle.
• 36:31
  Speaker 2: One of the first is when I saw the guy's mugshot,
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: I thought, why does he look familiar? And then I realized,
• 36:42
  Speaker 2: oh wait. When we first heard about this story, we
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: reported on it. Now there's somewhat of a conclusion to
• 36:52
  Speaker 2: this story. A Florida man has been found guilty of
• 36:57
  Speaker 2: having sex with a vacuum cleaner. We first talked about
• 37:06
  Speaker 2: this when he was initially arrested, so we now get
• 37:10
  Speaker 2: to put a bow on this lovely Florida romance. A
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: Florida man was found guilty a couple of days ago
• 37:17
  Speaker 2: of having sex with a vacuum cleaner outside of a
• 37:19
  Speaker 2: home in a gated resort community near Disney World. That
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: is a phenomenal lead of a news story. Almost every
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: word of that sentence gets more unexpected as it goes.
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: A Florida man was found guilty a couple of days
• 37:36
  Speaker 2: ago of having sex with a vacuum cleaner outside of
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: a home in a gated resort community near Disney World.
• 37:48
  Speaker 3: Chef's Kiss Florida.
• 37:50
  Speaker 4: Everything except the Florida part is unexpected.
• 37:53
  Speaker 2: I mean, yeah, but they put that right at the
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: beginning where it should be be like, yeah, yeah, I've done.
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: Kevin Westerhole fifty one entered a no contest Please, it's like,
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: I'm not even fighting this. Kevin Westerhold fifty one entered
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: a no contest pleaded indecent exposure in connection with the
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: incident earlier this year at the Windsor Hills Resort in
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: Kissing Me, Florida. Following plea negotiations with prosecutors, he was
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: sentenced to twelve months of probation and fined two hundred
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: and seventy one dollars, and he also has to undergo
• 38:30
  Speaker 2: a psycho sexual evaluation within the next month. He was
• 38:37
  Speaker 2: originally charged with a felony, but that count was subsequently
• 38:40
  Speaker 2: reduced in exchange for the plea agreement. His lawyer reported
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: at his client recently completed inpatient treatment, though that care
• 38:50
  Speaker 2: was not further described. How many facilities do you need
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: to call before you find one that may specialized in
• 38:59
  Speaker 2: set with inanimate objects and Florida, Oh, that's a good point.
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: That could be like that could be like primal care.
• 39:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean, I.
• 39:13
  Speaker 1: I mean there's probably in each at least major city,
• 39:17
  Speaker 1: there's at least one of you know, I screwed weird things.
• 39:23
  Speaker 3: Florida Man Regional.
• 39:27
  Speaker 2: A detective provided display by play of the incident.
• 39:31
  Speaker 3: Are you ready all right? So?
• 39:32
  Speaker 2: According to police reports, a witness provided investigators with photos
• 39:35
  Speaker 2: and videos showing him pleasuring himself with a vacuum in
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: broad daylight. Another witness spotted Westerhold, who was naked from
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: the waist down, consorting with the appliance outside of a
• 39:49
  Speaker 2: four bedroom property owned by a female relative. So he's
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: staying at a relative's place and he's going around screwing things.
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  Speaker 3: Within the property.
• 40:00
  Speaker 2: A detective provided additional play by play. He continued to
• 40:04
  Speaker 2: penetrate the handheld section of the vacuum before using it
• 40:10
  Speaker 2: to suction his testicles for further sexual gratification. The police
• 40:15
  Speaker 2: officer added that two witnesses advised that the subject was
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: obviously committing these acts for his sexual pleasure, as he
• 40:23
  Speaker 2: visibly reacted to the stimulus as if he was becoming
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: more engaged.
• 40:28
  Speaker 3: In the sexual acts. I e. He started humping faster.
• 40:34
  Speaker 5: I think he screamed, Eureka, how long you been sitting
• 40:48
  Speaker 5: on that one.
• 40:53
  Speaker 4: Sentience story?
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  Speaker 3: You saved it for just the right moment.
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  Speaker 2: Good job, lady, I believe that'll do it for us
• 41:05
  Speaker 2: today inside the Treehouse.
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  Speaker 3: Thank you very much for being here.
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• 41:12
  Speaker 2: if you loved it really really good, like Florida Man
• 41:14
  Speaker 2: loves vacuum cleaners. Share it with a friend today from
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• 41:25
  Speaker 2: the HR department, or even share it on social media,
• 41:29
  Speaker 2: and together we can grow the Treehouse show.
• 41:33
  Speaker 3: See you next time right here inside the Treehouse.
• 41:37
  Speaker 4: As long as it wasn't a shark
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: Cue the bite sound effect, we'll see tomorrow