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OUTRO: Sifty-J Special · The Hauraki Big Show

• 0:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, man, come on, key right, we get we need
• 0:10
  Speaker 1: to pick keysy up.
• 0:11
  Speaker 2: But he's on a downward spiral. I can tell he's
• 0:14
  Speaker 2: on a he's in a mood.
• 0:16
  Speaker 3: He does, he goes, he goes with his eyes.
• 0:17
  Speaker 4: He goes.
• 0:19
  Speaker 1: Yeah, he is, he gets, he gets tired of a
• 0:23
  Speaker 1: neutral luck bat.
• 0:24
  Speaker 3: You can tell this.
• 0:25
  Speaker 2: You know what I think it is. I think it's
• 0:28
  Speaker 2: mimicking me when I'm in a hoo of a mood.
• 0:30
  Speaker 3: Now you notice it way more.
• 0:32
  Speaker 2: You know, It's like when people talk to you about
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  Speaker 2: ship and he just can't be fucked.
• 0:36
  Speaker 5: Pugs is recording this, And I was right.
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  Speaker 3: I am yes for all.
• 0:40
  Speaker 2: You med bastards loving the Big Show podcast.
• 0:44
  Speaker 5: Get up even closer on Instagram, YouTube and ticked off
• 0:48
  Speaker 5: for raw doggets four to seven every weekday on radio recare.
• 0:54
  Speaker 1: Yeahmen, so carrying on the conversation, yeah, Keys, he's in
• 0:58
  Speaker 1: a a mood.
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  Speaker 3: You just didn't want to and plicate yourself because you
• 1:00
  Speaker 3: knew I was recording. Is that right?
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  Speaker 5: One hundred?
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  Speaker 6: Because you've got to watch pug Son. He's always recording.
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  Speaker 6: I know on his phone, he always had he records it.
• 1:08
  Speaker 1: I was going through his phone the other day and
• 1:11
  Speaker 1: I was shocked by the ship I found on.
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  Speaker 5: What did you find?
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  Speaker 3: All the recordings of you?
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  Speaker 2: Quite a few recordings of me?
• 1:19
  Speaker 1: Oh no, not really incriminating, but you know I wouldn't
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  Speaker 1: want them out there.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, right, A few nudies of you?
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  Speaker 2: No, not of me? Just him in the boudoir.
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  Speaker 4: Me.
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  Speaker 6: Hang on, So he's taking selfies of him nude in
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  Speaker 6: his beard, Well, not just him, him and his partner.
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  Speaker 5: You saw you saw him and his partners.
• 1:42
  Speaker 4: You know what mean, dude, I'm not saying that.
• 1:46
  Speaker 2: Man, you guys let to that conclusion.
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  Speaker 6: Well you said it wasn't just him? Who else was
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  Speaker 6: nude in the bid of them? Unless he's having a.
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  Speaker 1: Fit, I'm not going to talk about who Pugs was
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  Speaker 1: nude with in his photo.
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  Speaker 2: Joy.
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  Speaker 6: You need to say right now either that it was
• 2:01
  Speaker 6: his partner or that he's having an affair.
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  Speaker 2: Because either I need to Can I just make those
• 2:05
  Speaker 2: two options? Can I just make this point? Keezy? You
• 2:09
  Speaker 2: know how Pug Sar was talking about that that party
• 2:12
  Speaker 2: went to the other night. Listen, Man, can I just say,
• 2:20
  Speaker 2: you know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 6: He's having an affair with the lady at the busy party?
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  Speaker 2: There was there was a lot of candid shots.
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  Speaker 6: What do you need to organize a busy party?
• 2:30
  Speaker 3: Lisk themed?
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  Speaker 1: Well, the way you talked about the party, the way
• 2:34
  Speaker 1: you talked about it was like a busy all you
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  Speaker 1: were describing with.
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  Speaker 4: About one incident I had accidentally made a lady think
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  Speaker 4: that I was referring to her busies and not the
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  Speaker 4: proferredor roles that looked like nepples.
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  Speaker 5: Did that happen?
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  Speaker 3: Anything that did happen at a party?
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  Speaker 5: Busy party?
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  Speaker 4: It was.
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  Speaker 3: Very classy. It was a very classy affair of fellas.
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  Speaker 2: What did you wear? A pugs?
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  Speaker 3: I So the reason that she hid the themed party.
• 3:01
  Speaker 2: Cross chaps, I wish no.
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  Speaker 4: She happened to get this very rare, authentic book by
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  Speaker 4: Madonna that's quite famous, called Sex Apparently, and so it
• 3:12
  Speaker 4: was like a lot of booleish themes in there, and
• 3:14
  Speaker 4: so it was to celebrate that. That was her excuse anyway.
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  Speaker 4: And so I packed one of Madonna's locks from the
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  Speaker 4: music video for Express Yourself, where she's got quite a
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  Speaker 4: masculine sort of suit on, and so I just copied
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  Speaker 4: that look. Black black, black double breasted, double bristed suit
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  Speaker 4: jacket with a monocle and.
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  Speaker 3: Some pants.
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  Speaker 5: The funny thing about that is a bit You had
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  Speaker 5: that in your cupboard already ready to go.
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  Speaker 3: No, I didn't hide it.
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  Speaker 5: You hired it. Frank Casey styles, Frank Casey suit higher.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, Frank Casey.
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  Speaker 3: I went to a costume shop. Oh right, when and
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  Speaker 3: got her outfit as well?
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  Speaker 5: What was she wearing?
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  Speaker 3: Oh you didn't say it was on my she was?
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  Speaker 2: Was in your photos? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Literally is? She had a corset on? She had some Uh,
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  Speaker 3: I'm not finishing that.
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  Speaker 6: No, just Jason, it's just joking me and my partner.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just saying we want to hear me.
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  Speaker 5: I want to hear just can you promise not to
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  Speaker 5: be weird about it?
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  Speaker 3: You promised to be a seine about it, man?
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  Speaker 5: Right?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah? And then some other stuff. It was great, she
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  Speaker 3: looked amazing, she looked bloody.
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  Speaker 1: Well, paint a picture, I promise not just say anything filthy.
• 4:36
  Speaker 1: Pack so you can fill your boot.
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  Speaker 3: You've just got it all out already.
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  Speaker 1: Man.
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  Speaker 5: What kind of boots was she wearing?
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  Speaker 3: Was wearing boots? She was in kitten heels.
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  Speaker 2: Now you're talking.
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  Speaker 5: Later and what like? Did she have stockings on or anything?
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  Speaker 3: Jesus, chill stockings? You just painting a picture for yourself.
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  Speaker 5: Right Well, basically, what I'm trying to hear. What I'm
• 5:03
  Speaker 5: doing here is trying to make Jay say as many
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  Speaker 5: safety things as possible. That's what I'm trying to do.
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  Speaker 3: Safety Man.
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  Speaker 5: I'm googling stockings.
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  Speaker 2: Why I stopped?
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  Speaker 5: What our stockings are?
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  Speaker 4: They?
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  Speaker 5: Long socks?
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  Speaker 3: Anyway?
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  Speaker 2: Are you talking fish nets?
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  Speaker 5: Don't look at me so like a what is it?
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  Speaker 5: Panty hose?
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  Speaker 2: Do you not know what stockings are?
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  Speaker 5: Chris No, Chris so weird hearing you call me? Chris No,
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  Speaker 5: I have no idea.
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  Speaker 3: What is happening right now?
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  Speaker 5: The whole Wracky Big Show week days from four on
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  Speaker 3: She looked incredible. It was a great night.
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  Speaker 2: She did. That's it?
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  Speaker 5: Did she have like your hats on?
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  Speaker 3: She did not have a hat on.
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  Speaker 2: So here it was just sort of wild and.
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  Speaker 3: What what? Nothing?
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  Speaker 4: Man?
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  Speaker 3: You just said? Fuck?
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  Speaker 5: Why don't you just show you mean?
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  Speaker 2: Shifty? Nah?
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  Speaker 5: Sifty?
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  Speaker 6: Is also why don't you put a photo on the
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  Speaker 6: Oducky Big Show.
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  Speaker 5: And then everyone can see it and then everyone's.
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  Speaker 3: It was on my story, but it was on my
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  Speaker 3: close friends.
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  Speaker 5: Oh that'll be why I didn't see it.
• 6:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, same, Well, yeah, that's quite hurtful, actually, pugs that
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  Speaker 1: we're close friends. Yeah, so you seen pecks of your
• 6:24
  Speaker 1: partner's all your close friends.
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  Speaker 5: No, do you reckon?
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  Speaker 4: If?
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  Speaker 6: Like, let's just say you had a person who was
• 6:30
  Speaker 6: totally neutral, had no idea what was going on, and
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  Speaker 6: you said to them, hey man, and they walked into
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  Speaker 6: the party and what's going on here? And then you said, oh,
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  Speaker 6: it's a busy party.
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  Speaker 3: Do you reckon?
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  Speaker 5: That person could have looked around, seen everyone then going
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  Speaker 5: oh yeah, no.
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  Speaker 4: I think they would have been quite easily able to
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  Speaker 4: discern the fact that people were wearing themed costumes and
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  Speaker 4: clothing that were of burlesque nature.
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  Speaker 3: I'm done what I'm talking about.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not talking about the no, you just talking through
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  Speaker 2: the costumes.
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  Speaker 3: I so lovely. Everybody was so welcoming, can I Yeah?
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  Speaker 4: Care about that very well to me as a newcomer
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  Speaker 4: into the friend group one of the people, Yeah, I
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  Speaker 4: was very grateful to be.
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  Speaker 2: I just want to. I want to. I want you
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  Speaker 2: to paint a picture for me.
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  Speaker 1: It's all so I can visualize it.
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  Speaker 2: Safety sifty is not what do you think it is?
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  Speaker 3: Okay? What does it mean?
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  Speaker 2: Then sifty is when you're sifting.
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  Speaker 3: Staff that's sifting, that's sifty. I feel like it's a
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  Speaker 3: colloquial key with fifty is.
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  Speaker 6: A collocal key. We we started using it at UNI,
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  Speaker 6: and it means you're being sifty. You're being like a
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  Speaker 6: bit pissed that you're being a bit sketchy.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, don't you mean shifty.
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  Speaker 4: Shifty is dodgy, dodgy, Yeah, that's right, Like like you know, suspicious, safety,
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  Speaker 4: safety is like pested.
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  Speaker 2: I resent. I resent.
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  Speaker 1: Being accused of being safety when all I am is
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  Speaker 1: merely curious.
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  Speaker 3: I'm going to go. I'm going to come through this
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  Speaker 3: fucking podcast. I'll tell you why, why, I'm going to
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  Speaker 3: make editorial decisions.
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  Speaker 5: Are you serious?
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  Speaker 6: Maybe now you find man? Come on, man, here's a
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  Speaker 6: teart to see if Jason's sifty? All right, Jace?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? Man.
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  Speaker 6: On the weekend. At the weekend, Pugs's partner was wearing
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  Speaker 6: a corset. Oh yeah, now he's fine, Pugs.
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  Speaker 5: I think it all chicks out.
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  Speaker 1: No listen, if your partner's listening to this, Pugs, it's
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  Speaker 1: just jokes.
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  Speaker 2: Man. Come on, man, I'm not a safety dude. She's
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  Speaker 2: an attractive woman. I'm not going to know.
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  Speaker 3: What I know that.
• 8:34
  Speaker 2: I mean she does.
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  Speaker 4: I think this is for the show calling, calling your
• 8:37
  Speaker 4: mates partners attractive?
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  Speaker 3: Woman?
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  Speaker 5: Are you about to do that? Well, your partners both
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  Speaker 5: very attractive, your work mates.
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  Speaker 1: And Kesey's partner's attractive, very attractive mate.
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  Speaker 5: I don't know. So this is a good discussion because Pugs,
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  Speaker 5: your your partner's very attractive.
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  Speaker 3: I know she's hot. You're telling Jace now.
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  Speaker 2: Wife, Yeah, smoke shirt, yep, now you're talking. You don't
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  Speaker 2: need to tell me that. What do you think I
• 9:01
  Speaker 2: made love ten times over the weekend?
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  Speaker 5: Was she there?
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  Speaker 3: No, here's a filth.
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  Speaker 5: O the Elliott was there?
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  Speaker 2: Head to throw it?
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  Speaker 5: Hey, listen to the Big Show man fut seven. It's
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  Speaker 5: so good. And if you're thinking of organizing a busy party.
• 9:16
  Speaker 3: If you're at the Bulls party, I apologize.
• 9:19
  Speaker 5: No one was there, Pugs, there was only seven people there.
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  Speaker 2: Can the Big Show have a busy party?
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  Speaker 4: You guys can ever. You can have whatever kind of
• 9:28
  Speaker 4: party you want. You won't be the same as what
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  Speaker 4: I was out on the weekend.
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  Speaker 5: When did you there to tell us how to do it?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah? You're the busy man.
• 9:33
  Speaker 5: You're the man you're the busy man.
• 9:37
  Speaker 3: The busy man.
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  Speaker 4: Man.
• 9:40
  Speaker 5: That's right. Hey, listen to The Big Show fort seven
• 9:42
  Speaker 5: weekdays on Radio Hadaky. You'll love it.
• 9:44
  Speaker 3: If this podcast is under ten minutes, you'll know what.
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  Speaker 5: No, leave it on, man, you gotta leave it.
• 9:49
  Speaker 2: I'm really interested to see what clip you get. Oh no,
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  Speaker 2: it's going to be.
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  Speaker 3: It's going to be.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, good, I know, just the one. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: Good on your pugs. Thanks man, good o ducky