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Opie Drives to Carl's Creepy Cabin: Raw Heart-to-Heart · Opie & Carl

• 0:04
  Speaker 1: Two grown men having a phone conversation about heartbreak, g loss,
• 0:09
  Speaker 1: bad friends, hurtful women. Our host Greg Hughes drives in
• 0:13
  Speaker 1: the rain with one of the Ways Ladies screaming out
• 0:16
  Speaker 1: clear verbal direction to his destination. Our co host Carl Luz,
• 0:21
  Speaker 1: the Mad Cuban, hastag fat batman, alone in his creepy
• 0:26
  Speaker 1: cabin somewhere in New Jersey, awaits his guest a little
• 0:30
  Speaker 1: small talk car, troubles, weathers, shit, a heart to heart
• 0:34
  Speaker 1: in the rain while driving with a GPS monitor on
• 0:38
  Speaker 1: mind you vaguely giving the coordinates of the creepy cabin.
• 0:42
  Speaker 2: Now you might be asking, is this gonna suck? Well, yeah,
• 0:46
  Speaker 2: but not because it isn't good. This is a great episode,
• 0:50
  Speaker 2: really honest, funny, gay in some parts, not in a
• 0:54
  Speaker 2: happy way, more like in a Gilmore Girl's way or
• 0:57
  Speaker 2: a dude singing in a lot of smrisat saw to carry. Okay,
• 1:01
  Speaker 2: that's all I got, so let's take that drive. When
• 1:03
  Speaker 2: mister Greg Opie uses he depends on a Way's Girl
• 1:07
  Speaker 2: for directions to Carls creepy cabin on Opie Radio.
• 1:21
  Speaker 3: What's up, Good morning, lamb Shop, what are you doing?
• 1:26
  Speaker 4: The podcast has begun, my brother, why are you stroke?
• 1:31
  Speaker 4: And my car had a stroke. I'm a little stressed out.
• 1:35
  Speaker 4: I uh, I got a flat tire last night on
• 1:38
  Speaker 4: the Crossbox Expressway, and now I'm competing with the ways
• 1:45
  Speaker 4: as I try to podcast with you.
• 1:47
  Speaker 5: You're doing a little podcast.
• 1:48
  Speaker 4: Rudy, I'm podcasting as I drive with a brand new tire.
• 1:54
  Speaker 6: What a fucking nightmare. I rimmed it all the way home.
• 1:57
  Speaker 4: Last night, No ship, bro, Well, you know the Crossbox Expressway.
• 2:01
  Speaker 4: It's the worst road in America.
• 2:02
  Speaker 5: You know that, right, It's easily the worst road in America.
• 2:06
  Speaker 6: It fucking it's a truck route.
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  Speaker 4: It's a worker's route, so all sorts of shit falls
• 2:11
  Speaker 4: off trucks all the time, causing numerous flat tires every
• 2:16
  Speaker 4: single day. And the oapster was a victim last night,
• 2:20
  Speaker 4: nice little victim. And uh I watched my uh my
• 2:25
  Speaker 4: tire pressure go from a sweet thirty eight all the
• 2:29
  Speaker 4: way down at eighteen nice.
• 2:32
  Speaker 5: Four wheeling, four wheeling out ps five.
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  Speaker 4: And I wasn't gonna pull over because it is the
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  Speaker 4: Crossbox Expressway, which is also one of the scariest roads
• 2:40
  Speaker 4: in America. So I rimmed it all the way home,
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  Speaker 4: and I got my tire fixed just a little while ago,
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  Speaker 4: and now I'm off to Carl's creepy cabinet after a
• 2:51
  Speaker 4: quarter of the night.
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  Speaker 6: Day, brother, we got a big day. I gotta get
• 2:55
  Speaker 6: Carl up to where espn.
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  Speaker 5: Ye bristook Connecticut dry stream.
• 3:01
  Speaker 6: Oh this ways, I know where I'm going.
• 3:05
  Speaker 5: Dude. Relax, bro, you're screaming at a computer like a
• 3:08
  Speaker 5: like a snowflake. I'm cleaning up the cabinet. Threw a
• 3:11
  Speaker 5: little party two.
• 3:14
  Speaker 6: I saw your Instagram live. That was the hell of
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  Speaker 6: a party.
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  Speaker 5: It got good for me. I don't care about anybody else.
• 3:21
  Speaker 6: You took another one down.
• 3:23
  Speaker 5: I'm man' this is this time is in complete upheaval.
• 3:35
  Speaker 4: Carl is loaded for Bear and he's taking out Bear
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  Speaker 4: left and right.
• 3:40
  Speaker 5: Dude, all you hear is is the blow.
• 3:42
  Speaker 6: But Carl in a small town being divorces.
• 3:49
  Speaker 4: Uh wow, that's that is a hell of a party.
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  Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, Oh my god.
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  Speaker 6: That's hilarious.
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  Speaker 4: I saw Instagram before you turned it off, and you
• 4:00
  Speaker 4: were giving dance lessons in the backyard.
• 4:02
  Speaker 5: I put on my ship kickers. I got these rubber boots.
• 4:05
  Speaker 5: When he gets money, and he was getting smokey in
• 4:08
  Speaker 5: my house because everyone was smoking cigars. So I use
• 4:12
  Speaker 5: that as a as a literal smoke screen. I'm like,
• 4:14
  Speaker 5: why don't we go outside and do a little fasty food.
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  Speaker 6: He nice.
• 4:18
  Speaker 5: So I have this little bluetooth speaker. I put it
• 4:21
  Speaker 5: on the tree. Yeah, we're just mark antoning it up.
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  Speaker 6: Beautiful, good for you.
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  Speaker 5: Bus And I kept like, I kept my back to
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  Speaker 5: the light. That way, if there was a bear coming,
• 4:31
  Speaker 5: I would just throw her at the bear. And inside.
• 4:37
  Speaker 6: There are bears up there.
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  Speaker 5: You're crazy, giant fucking bears. Man, there's giant bears.
• 4:43
  Speaker 6: And you're giving dance lessons in the backyard. How are
• 4:46
  Speaker 6: the bugs?
• 4:46
  Speaker 5: Though?
• 4:46
  Speaker 6: The mosquitos must have.
• 4:48
  Speaker 5: There was no bugs because it just it was just drizzling.
• 4:53
  Speaker 5: So if it's drizzling, it's just beautiful out all right.
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  Speaker 5: So now I got they're gonna come. But tomorrow they're
• 5:01
  Speaker 5: building a fire pit in the back and putting strings
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  Speaker 5: of lights because this is gonna be party central.
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  Speaker 6: Well, what do you mean you send in the back
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  Speaker 6: of the yard up for parties? Now?
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, just like I'm gonna dug barbecue and where to
• 5:15
  Speaker 5: get you a little cooler? Right? You know what I mean?
• 5:17
  Speaker 5: All the animals go to bed, right, I'm gonna go.
• 5:21
  Speaker 6: I guess we're doing the podcast with me, you and ways.
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  Speaker 5: That's right. It don't bother me.
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  Speaker 6: It just popped in again, saying bear left.
• 5:29
  Speaker 5: Finally, finally someone's famous on the podcast.
• 5:35
  Speaker 6: God, you have dream list of friends. I drive so
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  Speaker 6: many people the nuts.
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  Speaker 5: Oh god, everybody, everybody even that you don't know you
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  Speaker 5: driving box already.
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  Speaker 6: Whatever, whatever, get over it.
• 5:56
  Speaker 5: I already got my oak say for my super Bowl
• 5:58
  Speaker 5: tickets and everything. So I'm a set Atlanta.
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  Speaker 6: Baby, Wait, you're going to Atlanta?
• 6:03
  Speaker 5: Yeah? I went to Minnesota last year, right, and in
• 6:06
  Speaker 5: the company called Bullseye. Yeah, like the promotion company. They're
• 6:09
  Speaker 5: like a big sports company. One of the dudes close,
• 6:12
  Speaker 5: He goes, dude, just to let you know, here's your codes,
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  Speaker 5: and now you're all set. We will not have another
• 6:18
  Speaker 5: super Bowl without you. You partied twenty four hours a day.
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  Speaker 5: You kept everybody going. I said, all right, I'll see there.
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  Speaker 6: Wow, good for you, Carl.
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  Speaker 5: How good is that?
• 6:28
  Speaker 6: That is real good?
• 6:29
  Speaker 5: Already locked in for the Bowl.
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  Speaker 6: Who do you think is gonna be in the Bowl
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  Speaker 6: this year?
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  Speaker 5: I can care left. I was in Minnesota. I must
• 6:43
  Speaker 5: have made three hundred people take a knee, let alone
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  Speaker 5: football players.
• 6:50
  Speaker 4: Oh Trump's not happy with Carl Everyone around him ends
• 6:54
  Speaker 4: up taking a knee to knees, I don't care, and
• 6:58
  Speaker 4: then they're all Then they're over a bowl for the
• 7:00
  Speaker 4: rest of the night.
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  Speaker 5: I was taking people out. I had people lost out
• 7:06
  Speaker 5: in the snow in Minnesota. I showed no mercy. Super
• 7:10
  Speaker 5: Bowl is like New Year's Eve, right, So there's not
• 7:13
  Speaker 5: a lot of real super Bowl like football fans because
• 7:15
  Speaker 5: they can't afford it. Yeah, So it's just a lot
• 7:18
  Speaker 5: of like very wealthy people that just want to go
• 7:21
  Speaker 5: want to go to the super Bowl, you know what
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  Speaker 5: I mean.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, they don't give a crap about the game, most
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  Speaker 6: of the people there.
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  Speaker 4: That's what's so sad about the super Bowl because the
• 7:29
  Speaker 4: real fans get shut out when, oh.
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  Speaker 5: My god, the tickets for thousands and thousands of dollars,
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  Speaker 5: you know what I mean. I'm just I'm sucky. That
• 7:37
  Speaker 5: was awesome, But it's awesome to go.
• 7:40
  Speaker 6: Well, I've never been.
• 7:41
  Speaker 4: I've been offered super Bowl tickets a million fucking times,
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  Speaker 4: and I don't know why.
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  Speaker 6: I just never did it.
• 7:48
  Speaker 5: If you want to go to Atlanta, let me know.
• 7:49
  Speaker 5: I'm going to Atlanta, work something out.
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  Speaker 6: To do a little podcast, a room.
• 7:56
  Speaker 5: You won't even have. We'll throw that thing right onto
• 7:58
  Speaker 5: the field that it's party time. And the minute you
• 8:01
  Speaker 5: get there, I'm telling you it's crazy.
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  Speaker 6: I understand, brother, I'm just the.
• 8:05
  Speaker 5: Parties they set up are incredible. And then the girls
• 8:09
  Speaker 5: are there's a group of girls they call them tagalongs. Yeah.
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  Speaker 5: And this year in Minnesota was tight for me because
• 8:17
  Speaker 5: I was barely married. So I was just like laying
• 8:21
  Speaker 5: down the groundwork for like, I'll see around. I'm getting nuts,
• 8:25
  Speaker 5: do you know what I mean? Right, like just letting
• 8:27
  Speaker 5: people know that you know, I'm about to be born again.
• 8:30
  Speaker 5: I'm like, right, all right, I do your little dance.
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  Speaker 5: I'll see you next year.
• 8:34
  Speaker 6: You're in now you got to now, you got to
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  Speaker 6: all clear, So forget.
• 8:38
  Speaker 5: It, Hope. I'm literally going to dressed like a knight.
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  Speaker 6: Just gonna be playing a little a little Fortnite.
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  Speaker 5: A Fortnite dance all over al ghost right in the whip.
• 8:54
  Speaker 4: You're gonna be hitting up all the Fortnite dances.
• 8:58
  Speaker 5: Oh my, you see my outfit? Oh my god. I'm
• 9:03
  Speaker 5: literally I'm literly gonna be dressed like a hot dog.
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  Speaker 5: Just walk around and do whatever I want.
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  Speaker 6: I can only imagine my brother.
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  Speaker 4: I'm just hoping one of my five teams is in
• 9:11
  Speaker 4: the super Bowl this year.
• 9:13
  Speaker 5: You got five teams. That seems pretty weird.
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  Speaker 6: I got my Jets, I got my Patriots, and I
• 9:18
  Speaker 6: got my Bills. Yeah, and then, uh, you know, you.
• 9:22
  Speaker 4: Gotta you gotta take a peek at the Eagles, obviously
• 9:25
  Speaker 4: because I got the in laws.
• 9:26
  Speaker 5: Down there's let me help you out.
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  Speaker 6: So the next run, well, oh geez, bro, no joke
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  Speaker 6: my ways.
• 9:38
  Speaker 5: You know when it.
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  Speaker 6: Shows you where you're supposed to be going, I'm not.
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  Speaker 4: I wish I could take a picture this, but I'm
• 9:44
  Speaker 4: too busy podcasting.
• 9:46
  Speaker 6: It just turned into a swastika. No joke I did.
• 9:53
  Speaker 6: I'm oh wow, Now I'm stammering.
• 9:56
  Speaker 4: I literally made a wrong turn somewhere because I'm too
• 9:59
  Speaker 4: busy trying to make this sound good that to get
• 10:02
  Speaker 4: back to where I need to be. They just made
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  Speaker 4: a swastick or pattern on the ways.
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  Speaker 5: You sure that doesn't just say that you're in Chatham.
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  Speaker 6: Oh my god, this is the biggest f up ever
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  Speaker 6: on ways?
• 10:15
  Speaker 3: Someone, how are you blaming waves?
• 10:17
  Speaker 5: You're the one driving.
• 10:19
  Speaker 4: I know I always get lost in Jersey though I
• 10:22
  Speaker 4: don't understand the roads.
• 10:24
  Speaker 6: That's my wife. It happens every time.
• 10:27
  Speaker 5: The last thing I'm gonna do is sucking Olmbya about
• 10:28
  Speaker 5: your albimer's driving to Lisa about anything. It's like y'all
• 10:33
  Speaker 5: hooking up with some single girls in Philly, A nice
• 10:36
  Speaker 5: silly girl.
• 10:37
  Speaker 6: Oh fuck, I'm on back roads in Newark. That can't
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  Speaker 6: be good.
• 10:42
  Speaker 4: Oh it's not great, and I'm getting really dizzy. I've
• 10:45
  Speaker 4: already taken three rights and two lefts, turn right after
• 10:51
  Speaker 4: now I'm doing another right to pooh, taking another right here.
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  Speaker 6: Wow, that's a fuck up. That is an impressive a
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  Speaker 6: fuck up? Please turn next? Run you hear that?
• 11:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, take the next right and then the next sharp
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  Speaker 4: right turn. That's how bad I fucked up. But I'm
• 11:14
  Speaker 4: almost completing the swastika almost anyway.
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  Speaker 6: What were we talking about? Super Bowl?
• 11:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah? Super Bowl?
• 11:22
  Speaker 6: Yeah, good for you, buddy. Oh you're gonna go over
• 11:24
  Speaker 6: my teams?
• 11:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah for got Jet They're not going.
• 11:29
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I can't the other team build?
• 11:32
  Speaker 6: Yeah, but cann't I stop you for a second. The Jets.
• 11:35
  Speaker 5: Im Bill's ain't going. Jet's ain't going. What's your third one?
• 11:39
  Speaker 6: Patriots? With an old quarterback.
• 11:43
  Speaker 4: And then you know, I take a little peak at
• 11:45
  Speaker 4: the Eagles just because of the end laws.
• 11:47
  Speaker 5: Eagles are there.
• 11:49
  Speaker 6: I mean, that's more of a peak though, you know
• 11:51
  Speaker 6: what I'm saying. I'm not I'm not a fan of
• 11:53
  Speaker 6: the Eagles, but I gotta take a peek, and I
• 11:56
  Speaker 6: gotta I gotta.
• 11:58
  Speaker 4: Defend myself a little bit because I get a lot
• 12:00
  Speaker 4: of shit for having five teams.
• 12:01
  Speaker 6: The Jets set me down this road so many years
• 12:04
  Speaker 6: ago because.
• 12:04
  Speaker 4: Their team has sucked for decades and we haven't even
• 12:06
  Speaker 4: had a quarterback in decades.
• 12:09
  Speaker 6: So it started making me look at all the teams.
• 12:11
  Speaker 5: Holy shit. Looking at the news now early in the morning,
• 12:15
  Speaker 5: looking at the news, no good news.
• 12:17
  Speaker 6: Oh god, I've been turning off that Trump shit for
• 12:20
  Speaker 6: a long time.
• 12:20
  Speaker 5: Now, Oh my god, look at at Amarosa. I can't
• 12:23
  Speaker 5: believe Trump has his own role in Campos. I got it.
• 12:28
  Speaker 6: Most people know I'm not a huge Trump guy. But
• 12:31
  Speaker 6: with that said, A'mrosa is the worst. She is the worst.
• 12:38
  Speaker 5: She is the worst. Man.
• 12:40
  Speaker 6: I mean, Trump took care of her.
• 12:42
  Speaker 5: Man.
• 12:42
  Speaker 4: I mean, she wouldn't have even been close to that
• 12:44
  Speaker 4: White House if it's for Trump.
• 12:46
  Speaker 5: Yeah, well, you know, that's people. Man. You learn that
• 12:49
  Speaker 5: in life, you know, that's unfortunate. I mean I've learned it.
• 12:53
  Speaker 5: I've learned it the hard way.
• 12:56
  Speaker 6: You know.
• 12:56
  Speaker 5: When I got divorced and stuff, how many people just, uh,
• 12:59
  Speaker 5: you know, look the other way. And then when they
• 13:03
  Speaker 5: saw that I didn't go down, you know what I mean,
• 13:06
  Speaker 5: all of a sudden they come back like, hey, what's that? Man?
• 13:09
  Speaker 5: I'm like, what's that? You know what I mean?
• 13:12
  Speaker 6: Like, I think it happens to all of us.
• 13:15
  Speaker 4: And you start realizing that it happens to all of us,
• 13:18
  Speaker 4: that you got backstabbers among you, and you have no
• 13:21
  Speaker 4: idea until the shit goes down.
• 13:24
  Speaker 5: Well, it's not even the backstabers that bothered me as much,
• 13:27
  Speaker 5: because backstabbers I can use later to hurt other people.
• 13:30
  Speaker 5: But it's the it's the people that can only be
• 13:33
  Speaker 5: on a winning team when ship starts going south. In
• 13:36
  Speaker 5: my marriage, there's a lot of people that didn't reach
• 13:40
  Speaker 5: out to me. I didn't see if I was okay,
• 13:42
  Speaker 5: didn't do you know what I mean. They just waited
• 13:44
  Speaker 5: to make sure everything was all right, and then they
• 13:46
  Speaker 5: showed back up for the party.
• 13:47
  Speaker 6: Oh oh shit.
• 13:49
  Speaker 5: That's and that's my favorite type of people just the cowards,
• 13:53
  Speaker 5: you know what I mean, Like the people that just
• 13:55
  Speaker 5: can't pick pick the winning tea, they can't pick a team.
• 13:58
  Speaker 5: They're always on the right side of things like and
• 14:02
  Speaker 5: that that happened to me a lot, because that happened
• 14:04
  Speaker 5: to me a lot in shadow and a lot of
• 14:05
  Speaker 5: people like, well, Maurice keeping the restaurant, so we'll just
• 14:07
  Speaker 5: be friends with her. And when they realized, you know,
• 14:11
  Speaker 5: she she's not even there, or she don't give them
• 14:14
  Speaker 5: because she don't care. The restaurant's different, then they're like,
• 14:16
  Speaker 5: all of a sudden, they call me with like, oh man,
• 14:19
  Speaker 5: I was at Marie. I'm like, brow, there is no
• 14:22
  Speaker 5: way you're calling me. Six months later, it's we're done,
• 14:25
  Speaker 5: you know what I mean?
• 14:26
  Speaker 6: Wow, what do you think that's what do you think
• 14:28
  Speaker 6: that's about?
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  Speaker 4: People just don't want a lot of drum in their life,
• 14:30
  Speaker 4: or they want to always I guess you said it.
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  Speaker 6: They always want to be on the winning team.
• 14:34
  Speaker 5: But they want to be on the winning team. They
• 14:36
  Speaker 5: want to hedge their best. And the thing is, there's
• 14:38
  Speaker 5: nothing in my life. I was never able to hedge it,
• 14:40
  Speaker 5: Ben right, you know, in the restaurants business, I always
• 14:42
  Speaker 5: had to pick and I with the owner of my
• 14:44
  Speaker 5: with the chef, and sometimes I'd win and sometimes I'd lose,
• 14:47
  Speaker 5: you know what I mean, Right, and that and that
• 14:49
  Speaker 5: created the fabric that kept me from sinking when I
• 14:52
  Speaker 5: got divorced, just because I always had a job. I
• 14:55
  Speaker 5: always had a source of making money, right. And you know,
• 14:59
  Speaker 5: these people that are all I want to be on
• 15:01
  Speaker 5: the right side are never on any side. I have
• 15:03
  Speaker 5: no tolerance for it whatsoever. I was just taking people out,
• 15:09
  Speaker 5: like I just gotta. I got a text from this dude,
• 15:11
  Speaker 5: like we chilled out maybe twice a week for six
• 15:16
  Speaker 5: years when I was in shadows, right, yeah, and we
• 15:21
  Speaker 5: go to dun Get donuts and chill and talking, and
• 15:23
  Speaker 5: he would talk about his marriage and mine. You know,
• 15:25
  Speaker 5: he's you know, he's just regular dudes. Then a lot
• 15:28
  Speaker 5: of hell broke loose and he wanted nothing to do
• 15:30
  Speaker 5: with it. So he just sent me a tax pay
• 15:32
  Speaker 5: man literally this morning, I'll show it. You can take
• 15:34
  Speaker 5: hey man, hope as well. Hey you still have that watch?
• 15:39
  Speaker 5: He uh he gave me some watch, right.
• 15:41
  Speaker 6: Yeah, gave it to me.
• 15:43
  Speaker 5: It was a it was a broken a broken watch.
• 15:46
  Speaker 5: He said, here, you know, take this here. If he
• 15:48
  Speaker 5: could fix and keep it whatever. He just texted me
• 15:51
  Speaker 5: and he's like, oh, if you have that watch, I said,
• 15:53
  Speaker 5: I threw it in the garbage.
• 15:55
  Speaker 6: Good for you, Good for you.
• 15:58
  Speaker 4: I wish I learned so these life lessons a long
• 16:01
  Speaker 4: time ago, because you know, the same shit happened with
• 16:03
  Speaker 4: the radio thing, Like people that I really believed were
• 16:08
  Speaker 4: my friends had had my back.
• 16:10
  Speaker 6: Oh man, you think people.
• 16:12
  Speaker 4: Got your back, You think you got real relationships with people.
• 16:15
  Speaker 6: And then the ship hits the fan and then it's over, Johnny.
• 16:18
  Speaker 4: They fucking turn on you so fast, and then you'll
• 16:21
  Speaker 4: see these same people.
• 16:25
  Speaker 6: Come back around when you're doing well again. It's unbelievable.
• 16:29
  Speaker 5: I mean, they're starting to trickle back now because they
• 16:31
  Speaker 5: they left me for dead, you know what I mean.
• 16:34
  Speaker 5: And then and you know I was putting falls down. Hey,
• 16:37
  Speaker 5: it was still getting a lunch, nothing all on busy.
• 16:39
  Speaker 5: Now everybody start to show up. They know Carl's that
• 16:42
  Speaker 5: full power, right, they're married, they want to do a
• 16:46
  Speaker 5: little cheating on the side. They know that. Now I'm
• 16:48
  Speaker 5: I'm you know, I'm running a straight up bullpen, you
• 16:52
  Speaker 5: know what I mean. So all of a sudden, no,
• 16:55
  Speaker 5: and then I get like, yo, Nah, bro, ain't no
• 17:00
  Speaker 5: cuban here. There's the cuban he know, drowned in your bullshit?
• 17:03
  Speaker 5: You six monthly off.
• 17:05
  Speaker 6: That's that's just that's just flat out set.
• 17:08
  Speaker 5: And you want to know what's funny? Op? You what
• 17:10
  Speaker 5: blew my mind?
• 17:11
  Speaker 6: I'm listening all the girls, all the women in my life.
• 17:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah you know what I mean, beat my friends or
• 17:18
  Speaker 5: or or wives not didn't flinch or falter, not one second.
• 17:24
  Speaker 5: All dudes. It was all the dudes that were just
• 17:28
  Speaker 5: soft as cheap ice cream. I mean, just just nibbling,
• 17:35
  Speaker 5: you know, nonsense. Like I'm like, dude, when did guys
• 17:38
  Speaker 5: start talking like this? You know, when did it? When
• 17:41
  Speaker 5: did guys get so emotional and so like? Oh man,
• 17:46
  Speaker 5: I hope you're okay in that cabin. I'm like, throw
• 17:49
  Speaker 5: my cabin is not. I do whatever I want.
• 17:53
  Speaker 6: I blame Nickelback.
• 17:55
  Speaker 5: Do you think it was Nickelback?
• 17:56
  Speaker 6: Yeah, Nickelback made guys soft. Yeah that's a point telling
• 18:02
  Speaker 6: you it is nickel Back. But it's so weird, like
• 18:05
  Speaker 6: even when you were going through the whole divorce, you know, you.
• 18:08
  Speaker 4: Were never down or Carl, you know, you kept a
• 18:12
  Speaker 4: positive outlook and you fucking plowed through. So I don't
• 18:15
  Speaker 4: know why people decided at that point to turn their
• 18:18
  Speaker 4: back on you and not want to deal with you.
• 18:21
  Speaker 5: Maybe because there they were I guess there's they're even
• 18:24
  Speaker 5: scared of it, you know they were there's so there's
• 18:26
  Speaker 5: such softy as they were scared of my marriage.
• 18:30
  Speaker 4: Yeah, but maybe they knew the party was on hold
• 18:33
  Speaker 4: and they were just like, I ain't dealing with real ship.
• 18:35
  Speaker 6: I'll wait for Carl to be back to party Carl,
• 18:38
  Speaker 6: which is I understand that, man?
• 18:42
  Speaker 4: I mean, you want you want people in your life
• 18:46
  Speaker 4: that look.
• 18:47
  Speaker 6: Man, you probably don't want.
• 18:49
  Speaker 4: Some big, over the top emotional sit down moment with
• 18:52
  Speaker 4: your friends, but you want a friend to at least
• 18:54
  Speaker 4: go yo, you are right and right and you go yeah,
• 18:58
  Speaker 4: I'm all.
• 18:58
  Speaker 6: Right man, and then that's it. That's it, right.
• 19:01
  Speaker 5: The best is my friend Renzel. I mean literally my
• 19:05
  Speaker 5: rider died friend since I was uh sophomore in high school,
• 19:12
  Speaker 5: right right and shuts right. I mean we fought together.
• 19:16
  Speaker 5: We did everything together, you know what I mean, like
• 19:19
  Speaker 5: just us two together, nothing but trouble, right. And I
• 19:24
  Speaker 5: remember I went to meet him at the bar and
• 19:27
  Speaker 5: he knew of the minute I said, he ran the
• 19:29
  Speaker 5: time went, pup, get about what's going on. I shoved
• 19:31
  Speaker 5: to the bar. He goes, that happened in it. He goes,
• 19:35
  Speaker 5: that talking got put a bullet and you didn't. She
• 19:38
  Speaker 5: I said, yeah. He goes, that's incredible. He goes, I
• 19:42
  Speaker 5: am so excited. He goes, for the last couple of years,
• 19:46
  Speaker 5: I've been hanging out with you, seeing all these girls talking,
• 19:48
  Speaker 5: and thank God, I wish this kid was single. You're
• 19:50
  Speaker 5: so much fun to watch. He goes. Now I've got
• 19:52
  Speaker 5: a front row seat.
• 19:56
  Speaker 6: The ip.
• 19:58
  Speaker 5: He goes, Let's get it done. He goes, Carl, I
• 20:02
  Speaker 5: swear to God, tell me right now, I'll break up
• 20:05
  Speaker 5: with my girl right now. I'm like, no, no, no, it's
• 20:08
  Speaker 5: just chilled. He goes, I want to Let's get it
• 20:11
  Speaker 5: done right now. He goes, let's cash in. He goes,
• 20:14
  Speaker 5: let's go somewhere warm and let's just go to jail.
• 20:17
  Speaker 5: I said, just give me a little while. But I know.
• 20:20
  Speaker 5: I'm like, I'm not saying don't break up with her,
• 20:23
  Speaker 5: but I'm just saying not right now, you know what
• 20:24
  Speaker 5: I mean. He's like, all right, are you literally close
• 20:27
  Speaker 5: every week? Today we're out, we're done, We're riding. Are
• 20:30
  Speaker 5: we riding.
• 20:33
  Speaker 6: I love that dude dirty or what are.
• 20:36
  Speaker 5: We riding, cousin, are we riding?
• 20:40
  Speaker 6: That's hilarious.
• 20:41
  Speaker 5: And he's like an old school guy. I'm like, hey, man,
• 20:44
  Speaker 5: yo watching I'm gonna be on the SDN. He goes,
• 20:46
  Speaker 5: there's no girls on there. I was really propirsed. And
• 20:53
  Speaker 5: now they start to trickle back and I'm just taking
• 20:55
  Speaker 5: him out.
• 20:56
  Speaker 4: I don't you know what I mean, Like, yeah, you know,
• 20:58
  Speaker 4: it's weird, bro, And I don't feel like naming names today.
• 21:01
  Speaker 4: But with the whole collapse of the radio show, the
• 21:04
  Speaker 4: same shit happened with me. It's like, look, some of
• 21:07
  Speaker 4: those guys they you know, the radio show collapse, They're
• 21:10
  Speaker 4: like they can finally tell me what they thought of me.
• 21:12
  Speaker 6: I get it, you know, that's human nature, that's life.
• 21:15
  Speaker 6: But then there are a few.
• 21:16
  Speaker 4: Where I'm like, you too, really, you know what I
• 21:19
  Speaker 4: did for you, and you're you're now turning your back
• 21:22
  Speaker 4: on me because I don't have a big radio show
• 21:24
  Speaker 4: with a huge platform anymore. Really, And now when I'm
• 21:27
  Speaker 4: finding out with the success of the podcast or what that's,
• 21:31
  Speaker 4: some of these guys, god it what you can name
• 21:34
  Speaker 4: names are starting to kind of you know, send a.
• 21:38
  Speaker 6: Text here and there like Yo, what's up? And I'm like,
• 21:40
  Speaker 6: get the fuck out of here? Are you serious?
• 21:44
  Speaker 4: You find out who your your true friends are when
• 21:46
  Speaker 4: when you're down on your luck.
• 21:49
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's and that's what you gotta do. And and
• 21:51
  Speaker 5: you know, that's one of the things like when when
• 21:53
  Speaker 5: I got divorced, I moved right into the woods. But
• 21:56
  Speaker 5: I knew it was coming a long time.
• 21:58
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, well without giving you know that, Oh that
• 22:02
  Speaker 4: without giving much away. Yeah, that's up to you. But
• 22:06
  Speaker 4: fuck yeah, I know I told you, like, Yo, Carl,
• 22:09
  Speaker 4: what's up? Because all of a sudden you're like down
• 22:11
  Speaker 4: at the shore, and then all of a sudden you're
• 22:13
  Speaker 4: in this cabin.
• 22:15
  Speaker 6: The signs were everywhere for a while.
• 22:17
  Speaker 5: Well I didn't tell anybody for a while.
• 22:20
  Speaker 4: Oh hold on, hold on, Ways decide that was a
• 22:23
  Speaker 4: perfect fucking time to pop in.
• 22:25
  Speaker 6: Why why would you have to interrupt if I'm on
• 22:27
  Speaker 6: eighty for twenty miles, God damn it, this Ways shut up?
• 22:32
  Speaker 6: Know your place? Sorry, Carl, Oh no problem, go back.
• 22:38
  Speaker 5: Big shout out to Ways and they.
• 22:40
  Speaker 6: Probably will be sponsoring this podcast soon.
• 22:42
  Speaker 5: I love your Ways, love your shout.
• 22:45
  Speaker 6: The big shout out to the Ways.
• 22:52
  Speaker 5: I was married seven years. I knew two years in
• 22:55
  Speaker 5: that it was it was it was a ghost ship,
• 22:58
  Speaker 5: you know what I mean?
• 22:59
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I knew it really.
• 23:00
  Speaker 5: And two years in I knew it was Agostia. And
• 23:06
  Speaker 5: I kept running scenarios and none of them were clean.
• 23:09
  Speaker 5: All of them were messy, and I'm like, so then
• 23:13
  Speaker 5: I figured I said, I'll just let her blow it up.
• 23:18
  Speaker 5: And then that was it. And then and it took
• 23:20
  Speaker 5: her a while to figure it out, like most things,
• 23:22
  Speaker 5: and then that was it. And then I just started
• 23:25
  Speaker 5: to I started to methodically dismantle everything, you know what
• 23:28
  Speaker 5: I mean. I went down from three restaurants to two
• 23:32
  Speaker 5: to one, and I was just like, you know, just
• 23:35
  Speaker 5: and I just started to you know, I paid off
• 23:37
  Speaker 5: all the taxes, like all the stuff that I knew
• 23:39
  Speaker 5: that was gonna get me. And then I just started
• 23:42
  Speaker 5: going really light. And then she's like, uh, why did
• 23:46
  Speaker 5: you buy that watch of diamonds on it. I'm like,
• 23:48
  Speaker 5: I don't know. I'm Cuban.
• 23:50
  Speaker 6: This is what we do.
• 23:52
  Speaker 5: There's what we do. And I'd ship it to my mother.
• 23:54
  Speaker 5: I'm like, Mom, put this in your butt, home school.
• 24:01
  Speaker 6: Put this in your butt. I'm gonna come forward someday.
• 24:04
  Speaker 5: Put this in your butt like we did in qu
• 24:05
  Speaker 5: about I don't need that. Later, my dad's sleeping out
• 24:10
  Speaker 5: of bed in Alzheimer's and it's pillows worth one hundred
• 24:13
  Speaker 5: grand because my mom's hiding all the watching on of them.
• 24:16
  Speaker 5: Oh my god, your gagster ship man. And then that
• 24:22
  Speaker 5: was it, and then we were and then uh, hope free.
• 24:27
  Speaker 6: I was with this girl for man, eight nine years. Right,
• 24:32
  Speaker 6: this is how stupid I am. I love admitting how
• 24:36
  Speaker 6: stupid I am.
• 24:37
  Speaker 4: I Uh, I moved home from Long Island from Buffalo.
• 24:42
  Speaker 6: A girl up there just crushed me, just fucking crush me.
• 24:46
  Speaker 4: A story for another podcast. It's a great story. Actually,
• 24:49
  Speaker 4: maybe when I get in the car with you, i'll talk.
• 24:52
  Speaker 5: We should do we should do breakup stories.
• 24:54
  Speaker 4: I got all right, when I pick you up, I'll
• 24:57
  Speaker 4: save that story for for our ride because it's a
• 25:00
  Speaker 4: great one.
• 25:01
  Speaker 6: So she destroyed me.
• 25:02
  Speaker 4: I was just too naive, man, she was like so
• 25:06
  Speaker 4: I had no business being with this girl. Man, holy shit,
• 25:09
  Speaker 4: she was like a Ferrari and I was like a
• 25:11
  Speaker 4: Honda Hatchback.
• 25:13
  Speaker 6: There was no way we should have got together. And man,
• 25:15
  Speaker 6: she knew and she got me good.
• 25:17
  Speaker 4: So then I move home to Long Island, and I
• 25:21
  Speaker 4: met this girl and she was beautiful, man, fucking beautiful.
• 25:25
  Speaker 4: And we go out on our first date. We're in
• 25:27
  Speaker 4: my car and we start making out.
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: Bro.
• 25:30
  Speaker 4: I knew at that moment our chemistry was not right. Right,
• 25:35
  Speaker 4: And guess what I did?
• 25:38
  Speaker 5: What'd you do?
• 25:39
  Speaker 6: I went out with her for eight years? Oh my god,
• 25:43
  Speaker 6: what an idiot. I knew when I kissed her.
• 25:45
  Speaker 4: I'm like right away, I'm like, whoa, this ain't we
• 25:49
  Speaker 4: don't have the chemistry.
• 25:50
  Speaker 6: Holy shit.
• 25:52
  Speaker 5: Ah wow.
• 25:53
  Speaker 6: And because I'm a stupid mother fucker brought.
• 25:58
  Speaker 4: Up naive by a control fucking mom, I just didn't
• 26:02
  Speaker 4: have life lessons.
• 26:04
  Speaker 6: So I it took me eight years to get out
• 26:07
  Speaker 6: of that. Eight years.
• 26:11
  Speaker 4: And I knew because my head was blown away because
• 26:14
  Speaker 4: I'm like, she's this girl's beautiful.
• 26:16
  Speaker 6: Man, this should be this should work, you know what
• 26:18
  Speaker 6: I'm saying. But it just wasn't right.
• 26:22
  Speaker 5: Oh I hurt.
• 26:24
  Speaker 6: Damn, Yeah it does.
• 26:27
  Speaker 5: Oh that's why when I got married. When I got married,
• 26:29
  Speaker 5: I took well, I never take advice from married dudes
• 26:33
  Speaker 5: because they just want you to be miserable like them, right.
• 26:37
  Speaker 5: And I was getting older and my mother, you know
• 26:42
  Speaker 5: my dad was my dad got sick, and I'm like, fuck,
• 26:46
  Speaker 5: I'm gonna die alone. I need a family, you know
• 26:48
  Speaker 5: what I mean? And and and I and I looked
• 26:52
  Speaker 5: at my roster, and I picked the least uh, the
• 26:58
  Speaker 5: one that I felt was the most stable. It was
• 27:00
  Speaker 5: literally like that. It wasn't like anything else, you know,
• 27:04
  Speaker 5: it was just like to make my parents happy, or
• 27:07
  Speaker 5: my mom happy. You know, my grandfather just died. He
• 27:09
  Speaker 5: was my right hand man. You know, he's the only
• 27:12
  Speaker 5: one that ever told me the truth. Everyone else lived
• 27:15
  Speaker 5: in fantasy La la land, right. You know, my mom,
• 27:18
  Speaker 5: my mother was either laughing or crying. Nothing ever in
• 27:21
  Speaker 5: the big nothing in the middle, but either she.
• 27:27
  Speaker 4: Was old on, Carl, you're breaking up.
• 27:31
  Speaker 6: Oh Carl is breaking up?
• 27:33
  Speaker 4: That means I'm getting close to the creepy cabin because
• 27:36
  Speaker 4: the reception out here is really really bad.
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: That creepy cabin Vortex SHOPI.
• 27:42
  Speaker 6: Ah, I lost, Carl.
• 27:45
  Speaker 2: Let's do a redial.
• 27:48
  Speaker 4: So your mom had two emotions, yes, dude, like a
• 27:51
  Speaker 4: light switch.
• 27:52
  Speaker 5: You know, she was either happy or crying. There was
• 27:56
  Speaker 5: no there was nothing in the middle. And then you know,
• 28:00
  Speaker 5: I lost my own I lost my grandpa, and then uh,
• 28:04
  Speaker 5: you know my brother, my brother, you know, he he's
• 28:11
  Speaker 5: he's got the emotions of a of a of a
• 28:13
  Speaker 5: vending machine, you know what I mean. So, but but
• 28:16
  Speaker 5: he has to be he you know, he's literally the
• 28:19
  Speaker 5: angel of death. So I can't ask him opinions because
• 28:23
  Speaker 5: he's watching babies by all day. So he's he's got
• 28:26
  Speaker 5: that million mile gaze, you know, he just wants everyone
• 28:30
  Speaker 5: to shut up so he could watch the news.
• 28:32
  Speaker 6: But but sometimes, but.
• 28:34
  Speaker 4: Sometimes you can ask him for his opinion because he's
• 28:37
  Speaker 4: going to give it to you black and white.
• 28:38
  Speaker 6: He's not gonna sugarcoat anything.
• 28:41
  Speaker 5: I understood. But but my brother went from from uh
• 28:46
  Speaker 5: number one in high school to number one at Ivy League,
• 28:49
  Speaker 5: to number one in medical school to married with three kids.
• 28:53
  Speaker 5: He has no life experience on anything, right, but nothing
• 28:59
  Speaker 5: really bad ever happened to him. Nothing. He doesn't drink,
• 29:03
  Speaker 5: he doesn't smoke, He never did anything, you know, he
• 29:07
  Speaker 5: never He never smart than anybody, you know what I mean.
• 29:10
  Speaker 5: He just he just he went by the book. So
• 29:14
  Speaker 5: there's really nothing I want I need to ask him
• 29:16
  Speaker 5: because I'll never be I'll never use his advice. So
• 29:20
  Speaker 5: I'm the complete opposite, you know, like I'm the opposite
• 29:24
  Speaker 5: of rain man. I'm like sunny man.
• 29:27
  Speaker 6: That's a great way to put it. Man, that's a
• 29:31
  Speaker 6: great way to put it.
• 29:32
  Speaker 5: Like to me, it's just like, you know, I have
• 29:35
  Speaker 5: like a check system. You know, are we partying?
• 29:37
  Speaker 6: Yes?
• 29:38
  Speaker 5: All right? Are we not partying? That have tough? Know what?
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: I like?
• 29:42
  Speaker 5: That's basically how I go about things, right, you know,
• 29:45
  Speaker 5: which makes me really fun. At the same time, I mean,
• 29:49
  Speaker 5: people get tired of me, So what.
• 29:51
  Speaker 6: About what what about your mom?
• 29:52
  Speaker 4: With the two emotions and uh and uh, girls, I
• 29:56
  Speaker 4: guess I guess that's where you go.
• 29:57
  Speaker 5: We have a problem with my mom, you know. And
• 30:00
  Speaker 5: I love her because she's my mom and and you
• 30:03
  Speaker 5: know you're you're built that way. But you know she Uh,
• 30:09
  Speaker 5: all the advice she ever gave me was just for herself,
• 30:12
  Speaker 5: like don't like, don't do that, like you shouldn't open
• 30:15
  Speaker 5: that restaurant. But it wasn't because she was worried about me.
• 30:18
  Speaker 5: It was because she was scared that it wouldn't work
• 30:21
  Speaker 5: and then that she would have to give me money.
• 30:23
  Speaker 5: That's the why she gave me the advice. Got like,
• 30:26
  Speaker 5: you never had anything to do with me. I had
• 30:28
  Speaker 5: everything to do with how is this going to affect me?
• 30:31
  Speaker 5: Or how am I gonna look socially?
• 30:33
  Speaker 4: Well, it was all about if she was going to
• 30:35
  Speaker 4: be inconvenienced or not exactly.
• 30:37
  Speaker 6: Yeah, I get that.
• 30:39
  Speaker 5: So so so when you take that kind of advice,
• 30:43
  Speaker 5: I mean, she always wins, you know, the house always wins,
• 30:46
  Speaker 5: but you lose, you know what I mean. So my
• 30:50
  Speaker 5: dad was the complete opposite. My dad was very risky.
• 30:54
  Speaker 5: He was a risk taker, and he was smooth at
• 30:57
  Speaker 5: the Ladies boy, and.
• 31:03
  Speaker 4: He knew, well, wait, you broke up there. Oh yeah,
• 31:10
  Speaker 4: we got the bad reception. As we get close to
• 31:12
  Speaker 4: the Carl's creepy cabin. You know what, I'm only a
• 31:15
  Speaker 4: couple of miles out, So.
• 31:16
  Speaker 6: Why don't we do this, Joe You take it away,
• 31:19
  Speaker 6: do what you gotta do. This podcast will continue from
• 31:22
  Speaker 6: Carl's creepy cabin as I pick him up.
• 31:26
  Speaker 4: I think we're going to get pizza at Peppi's and
• 31:29
  Speaker 4: then we're also gonna end up at ESPN today because
• 31:33
  Speaker 4: Carl's got a big gig up there so lots to do.
• 31:36
  Speaker 6: Take it away, Joey, deep shit, really deep shit. Good
• 31:41
  Speaker 6: call on waiting to get to CCC.
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: For the rest of this episode all very revealing.
• 31:46
  Speaker 2: When we return, we go back to where it all began, well,
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: where this podcast began, Carl's creepy cabin,