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100 Unwanted Orgasms: The Witcher 3 Preview & Batman Returns Review · Multiple Nerdgasm

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[Music] welcome to multiple
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nerdgasm your destination for all things
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nerdy so before we begin um if you recall we had a bit of a showdown last
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week um you know like a bit of a bit of a discussion uh regarding a big decision
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that Dan had to make yeah that's right and I've decided I'm going to cremate my
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nan yeah uh actually it was the other discussion I meant um for those who
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weren't listening yeah no no no that that is fair we should probably should
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address that but um I actually was referring to the other kind of big um
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you mean getting the iPhone for those who didn't listen maybe we should just
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play a clip of um some highlights from the discussion just to get people back
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into the uh so people know what know what we're talking about okay okay sure oh
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no so my question to you fellas some of you have had switch to some of you have
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switched back and I can't decide so I want you to decide for me let me ask you
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one question then do you
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like here's what I use my for right I
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use it
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for and the IMDb app that's what I use it for can I ask one question go what's
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wrong with you uh it's not shiny in you that's the same problem I've got
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with mine yeah I just know you and I know for a fact you're going to hate how
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and [ __ ] weird it is is sounds about right Matt Luke is it is it weird it can
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be a bit I I like some of those things about it it's like as Luke said what is
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wrong with my well apart from the fact that it's actually a with in it and it's enormous
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nothing it's so big I know I'm just I'm just sick of the smugness quite frankly
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how big is too big they're so thin Dan they fit better in your than the
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existing how could it fit better it's wider and because they're so much
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smaller they're tiny TR me it's so thin you won't even know it's there no no
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it's not the thin that I'm worried about it can be as thick as it wants to be but
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if it gets any wider it's literally not going to fit in my mine fits like it's
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like almost falls out it's just so it's not that big man I even see one I well I
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had go the other day and even I was like
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this is probably too big yeah it looks pretty big it's a two-hander
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I'll play with yours for a bit well I thought this was going to be more of a
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grudge match but it sounds like oh man a clear winner so uh looks like I'll be
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getting my hands on one oh God so yeah um I guess the
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question everyone wants to know is Dan what did you decide oh Jesus
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Christ oh give me one sec I need to wipe the tears from my
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cheeks um so it was too big then um look it is big but I'm going to
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go with it anyway put it that way I'm going to get used to the
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size all right but I'm going to go with the smallest one available
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understood man oh well that work me up good good I'm glad so where to from
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there oh where can you go from there well we can talk about some convention
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stuff we've got a couple of convention things to talk about yeah yeah that's
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right you uh went to e Expo over the weekend didn't you I did uh I only went
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yesterday I didn't go for the for all of the days yep pretty much the same all
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the days isn't it yeah I think so we didn't do any of the there weren't they
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have shows and things on we didn't do any of that we just checked out all the
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you know the what do you call the booths and the um the games on offer I guess um
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saw some presentations from the various vendors um a couple of games of interest
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to to our listeners um one I think is
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probably of great interest um is alien isolation um
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however uh I was a bit pretty disappointed by the presentation um I
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didn't get to play it uh basically we led up for a bit and then they they took
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us in and a guy there said all right hello yeah um we're um we made alien
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isolation so just take a seat and uh I'll press play on this video and then
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he did and we watched uh a gentleman Who was the lead creative director on the
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project um narrate over some very very
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slow footage from the game of of the
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player hiding and uh crawling and uh
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avoiding being seen and uh it was all generated one of the key features of
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alien isolation is the ability to uh
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hide for example here we see um Amanda climbing inside of a locker and um she's
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just going to wait there for 5 to 10 minutes to make sure the aliens not
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around so um as you can see you can peek and uh make sure yeah was just a lot of
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that and um I'm sure it's very atmospheric but it just looks very much
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like I'm going to enjoy it for about 5 minutes and then I'm going to get [ __ ]
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bored yeah like I mean I guess at the end of the day it's a movie tie in
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but it's it's like you know those bits in games that you hate the stealth bits
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like does anybody enjoy them like do you guys enjoy those you
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know the bits to be honest I know the bit I I don't mind I mean like that's
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why I play The Hitman games CU I like kind of just creeping about and generally being a
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creepo I like having the option I'm a pick up the sniper rifle
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kind of guy right well there's no I mean there are weapons in this uh he point
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you can't use them on the alien well apparently you can but they're not very
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effective and you're more likely to I mean if you set the alien on fire and
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then it runs and grabs you then that's not very good for you I mean how closely
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to the movie does this go I mean is this as a shooter with only one Enemy No
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there are there's humans and Android Androids I think yeah so basically the
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apparent I can't I they didn't say whether see they didn't provide a whole
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lot of actual information it was like I said it was pretty disappointing because
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the other thing is that the video ended and then the guy went all right well
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that's uh that's it and it comes out next week so the door's over there and
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there wasn't a whole lot of I don't know information like is is it randomly
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generated or is this all scripted and am I going to play this once and then be
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done with it um oh I can answer those questions for you please do cuz they
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could or they it's randomly generated the alien will be different every time
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you play the game right okay and the alien actually unlocks perks as you play
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the game but it gets better at things yeah yes see that's all that is
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interesting information they could have told us I I don't know they just really
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didn't sell I think to be honest the game it looks beautiful like it looks
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like when it first they said okay here we go into the game and it came up and I
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was like oh my God it looks like I'm in the movie like and then when she holds
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up the motion tracker oh it's um Amanda Ripley it's um like Ripley's daughter
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who's gone looking for her after the Nostromo disappears and winds up with this I
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think that's the stupid just part of this game I like that don't have to tie
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it into the movie yeah it didn't have to be but I mean it's called Mar and they
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do have to tie it in yeah they did and they didn't but I will say this it's
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nice that it's not just Ripley or a clone of Ripley or yeah well I suppose a
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child of Ripley is kind of just as bad isn't it well at least she's an
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established character from Aliens MH yeah even she's she's died but then you
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think someone would have mentioned that in the movie oh by the way she went and
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looked for you uh actually and that's how yeah we learned even more about
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alien cuz it destroyed everybody on that [ __ ] Science Station I mean it looks
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beautiful like when she holds up the motion tracker see that's the other
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thing I don't know whether he was controlling this or not but you can kind
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of focus on the tracker screen and then it kind of blurs the you know the background like
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everything Beyond it and then or you can kind of focus into the distance and look
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where you're going and the motion tracker becomes a bit blurred and you
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can kind of just keep your eye on it or you can put it away it looked beautiful
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it looked just like the world from the first film and in particular there was
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this section where had to start the um evacuation procedure for the ship Y and
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it basically looked like that last section of the movie and and I actually
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got a bit excited because I was like a cool like cuz you know like that
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sequence where Ripley's set the self-destruct and she has to get to the
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the the shuttle well easy way to do this is cuz I will probably buy it yeah so
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you can just have my copy all right then man I'm so not
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excited about any new games I am too excited about this last part of the Year
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there are too many games coming out yeah are they all for like Xbox one no
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they're all crossplatform well actually one one that I'll talk about then that
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is crossplatform and I think suffers a bit for it is The Evil Within I don't
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know if you've seen that I know nothing about this game um it's the new game
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from Shinji Mami who uh created the
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first four Resident Evil games ah
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and uh he is apparently unhappy with the way survival horror games have
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progressed good cuz they stopped yeah well they kind of it's just all his a
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bunch of ammo and guns and shoot zombies and [ __ ] um so his goal with this was to
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take it back to kind of the more psychological scary um you don't have a
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whole lot of ammunition so you need to be a bit clever about things that kind
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of stuff um so we played it for I think
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maybe 20 minutes um and it's really good
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um it feels like like one of those early kind of Resident Evil Silent Hill games
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with better controls though cuz the controls in those were terrible better
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acting um the acting I didn't see a whole lot of it it seemed fine um it I I
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played it on the Xbox One um but it it still looks like a 360 game and that's
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what I was going to say I think um they've clearly been developing it
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for a while and so uh and it got delay a year it was actually supposed to be out
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already uh it was I think was going to be a launch title for the Xbox one uh
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and I think um it kind of shows because it it the graphics it just looks like a
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360 game kind of thing like I was a bit I was a bit surprised when I started
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playing it like oh this doesn't fine by me I've got a 360 yeah I mean it doesn't
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matter it's just it was just very like oh okay okay like that's probably going
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to disappoint some people but um but it looks it looks really scary and cool uh
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and they had a maze setup uh at the event at EB Expo kind of by the Fright
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Nights people you know I talked about how Jenner and I went to Fright Nights
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at um movie World they had a very small um version of one of those mazes
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where you go in and the people run at you and and stuff like that and it was
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[ __ ] awesome how do you get a job being the dude who runs at people in a
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maze like I mean that's that's something I reckon I could do we could probably
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find out actually because one of the guys who who was in the in the costumes
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contacted us on contact Jenna on Twitter yeah it's a bit creepy go on but uh but
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we can probably ask him about it maybe interview him get him on the show yeah
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because I mean if you got to get paid for for something you may as well get
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paid to just run at people in a maze oh yeah just if in case he's listening
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we're not paying you for anything that's true I'm just yeah we we can't afford
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anything but yeah Evil Within looks great uh um and all the evils within so
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it's actually quite an easy game you just got to battle your inner demons I
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assume that's right yeah it's kind of mostly just you uh in a in a mental you
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go I just I just can't do I don't want I want to go outside want to find
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Enlightenment and then you got to take some drugs and then uh try not to kill
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yourself yeah you just got to AC basically the game ends when you accept
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the fact that you can't change who you are
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exactly yeah looks good uh looks very gory and violent there another one that
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comes out this month isn't it yeah I think so I think it's out uh out this
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week I think cuz I know aliens tomorrow yeah one game that's not out this week
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it's out um February that I'm very very excited about is The Witcher
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3 and we watched um presentation by the guys from city project red uh they
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showed us uh some of the game and talked a bit about you know like some of the
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changes in the new one I don't know if you guys haven't played any of the
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others have you I own both of them and I'm still yet to play them I played uh a
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little bit of Witcher two I found it fairly challenging actually yeah okay
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yeah it can be difficult in that sense you mean or just yeah yeah I found it
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difficult I mean hell of fun and a great world but just yeah it really you
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couldn't just put it on and just go around killing people for a bit and then
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turn it off you had to really want to be playing yeah the whole idea is you're a
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Monster Hunter and then when you get a job to hunt a monster you've got to
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research the monster in the game and prepare yeah for example the quest they
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showed is the Griffin Quest um you can watch a bunch of that on on YouTube I'll
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link to that you have in your inventory the current um monster that you've been
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hired to to hunt over on the side with some information about it to kind of
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assist with your preparations and that kind of thing and um you know you can
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make sure you do the right kind of potions beforehand and meditations and
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stuff like that it's just really cool the graphics looks [ __ ] in they were
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running it from what I from what I could see they were running it actually on a
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Mac of some kind like a like a it looked like a Mac Mini and a and a MacBook with
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the only things visible maybe that's not what they were playing it on but it
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looked like it so um I'm guessing that means it's going to look pretty gorgeous
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on you know any hardware uh and then I said hello them afterwards and I got a
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bit Fanboy and couldn't think of anything to say course I just basically
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just said oh I just really love your games and uh shook their hands yeah it's
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what I do every time yeah always say I'm I'm cool and I'm not
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not going to do that but I do no I'm pretty good at being able to talk to
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them and getting free stuff out of them oh I got a bunch of free stuff don't
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worry about that oh okay um yeah we got a we got a lot of
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free stuff um we got a lot of stuff that we're going to give away as well at some
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point when we uh not uh necessarily on here but maybe we'll do some
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competitions on the Facebook and the Twitter so make sure you followers and
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and like us on Facebook and Twitter because we're going to be giving away
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from some stuff people do like stuff they do uh I saw some Far Cry 4 which
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looks really really really pretty it's basically Far Cry 3 but really really
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pretty from what I can tell uh and that's probably probably good because I
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liked three it was fun so they'll probably sell a lot of copies of
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that um there's a new Assassin's Creed that looks like the last assassin's
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creed but again a bit prettier one before that where's this one Set uh outb
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Australia colonial days it's set in France during the revolution actually
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there's two sorry I should say there's um Assassin's Creed Rogue and unity
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Unity is the new one which will be on Xbox One and PS4 and everything as well
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uh and that's set during the French Revolution and then Rogue is I think
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sort of a sequel to Assassin's Creed 4 and that's only on 360 in PS3 I think I
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think I've sort of given up on the story of Assassin's Creed but I still like the
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game I don't know what the story is to be honest yeah I'm a little confused
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these days yeah uh I like them they're fun but I to be honest always give up on
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them after a little bit so I just haven't bothered I haven't even played
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Black Flag I've got it I hav't played it I finished it
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twice and you don't know what the story is not really but I finished it on the
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360 and I finished it on the Xbox One okay I was back when you had more time
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for games yeah but I'm trying to play for of Horizon 2 at the moment oh yeah
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yeah I like racing games it's exactly the same as every other one did you get
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your chair fixed no no I still need to get a new steering wheel that sucks man
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I just can't justify $700 on a new steering wheel no not when the other one
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is perfectly good they just don't want to support it yep need to release an
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update for it and it'll be fine pretty sure an actual steering wheel for an
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actual car doesn't cost $700 probably not it comes with
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pedals yeah I reckon I would wag your pedals thrown in would still probably
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set you back less than 700 bucks but I don't know what to do with it do I
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try and sell it your existing one yeah how much did you pay 700 bucks I don't
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know well you're not going to get that for it no I don't expect that but I know
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I've got another steering wheel that's brand new that I've never touched
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sitting here and I just add this to the pile or we would give it away that could
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work you want my used stuff well well have a think about it I don't want to
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commit you to that on the spot who would want to win that the competition's got
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to be for something liid really want as well do you what I mean yeah agreed it's
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we're not just going to give this away frivolously that's right it's something
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that Luke owns like we have in the past where we're like [ __ ] it we'll just give
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it to the first one who clicks on this yeah or we have an actual competition
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and then Dave just gets tied of waiting goes whoever's the first to respond on
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Facebook will just get it yeah well in his defense no one entered that's true
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we made it two we we always set the bar too high yeah made it too difficult yeah
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we do yeah that's right not one sing single legitimate entry to my
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competition about designing a control you can control with your dick no no no
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so those patn still W going away still waiting so yeah and I saw saw some
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Nintendo stuff um Captain Toad which is a little puzzle game it's a bit like Fez
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they've kind of Taken Fez and made it into a Nintendo game I did like Fez Fez
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was great fun so it's a little bit like that actually that's it's not fair to
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say that they just stole it from Fez but it is very Fez likee in the way you rotate
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to um to look where you're going and um and work your way around a kind of 3D
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cube level to collect uh coins and diamonds it's pretty cool says yeah it
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yeah it kind of is um but with with toad um but it was I had go with that it was
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fun um there's a new Super Smash Brothers that I don't care about because
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I just don't get Super Smash Brothers at all I don't that is something where you
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have to play with people I just don't get it it's just I don't
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understand you you you play his characters and you bash other characters
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yeah it's just button mashing like I don't know does anyone actually know
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what they're doing when they play that game anybody like no I don't think that's the
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point the point is that you're drunk at Saturday night the party's kind of going
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into a l and somebody puts on Super Smash Brothers All right we need to play
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Mario Party that's all I know well see I love Mario party for that as well but
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everybody hates it well not no we don't hate it Matt we just hate playing it
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with with you all right make no mistake mat I'll play it with you I'll only play
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it with you Matt if you are not Waluigi well and if you can agree to that I'll
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be happily play it with you cuz I don't want to hear you do your [ __ ] Waluigi
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impression one more time what did I just say what's your
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problem Waluigi is great I bought a Waluigi hat it's in my cupboard I bought
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it so the next time we played I could wear it and then now nobody will play
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banned banned for life God damn it as long as I can be princess I'll play yeah
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you dude you can be princess cool you can be pretty pretty princess Luke
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Pretty Princess Peach yeah you're always a princess to me Luke a are we saw some
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cool indie games um there's a great indie game coming out on Android and iOS
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called one more line um about cocaine
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it's not sorry to disappoint simulator
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um it's basically you're a little little
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uh shape that zooms up straight upwards in a maze and um you oh a straight line
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and you get ped by other objects and when you tap the screen you kind of
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shoot out a grappling hook and spin around them and you have basically have
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to keep going with that crashing into things you know what I don't know like
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being on cocaine it's a cocaine I don't know if I'm going to be able to describe
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it now that I've you've described it fine Matt it's exactly right good well
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it's very cool check out a video cuz yeah actually I don't know how I'm going
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to describe it any better than that it's called more line and it's cool check
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that out um and we saw a game uh a metricide um which is kind of like Grand
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Theft Auto uh but set in a cyber Punk Blade Runner style future where you take
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on missions to assassinate people oh did you say you metricide metricide oh okay
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because metricide is kill killing your own mother right metricide yeah yeah you
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play Hamlet yeah and um it's like Grand Theft Auto but you've only got to kill
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your mom yeah basically over and over again yeah so yeah check that out uh I
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don't think that's out yet but it's going to be on Steam Early Access soon
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so I'll link that in the show not uh that's an indie game by some Aussie guys
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um looks really cool uh and what else I see in the Indie
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area oh there's a little game called um little Reaper I think where you play as
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the Grim Reaper Little Helper and you've let all the souls out you have to jump
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around and collect them it's like a platform game looks cool that's adorable
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sounds like a fun day EB Expo thumbs up yeah yeah it was good it was good I'm
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glad I only did one day I'm like that with all Expos now and I'm glad we only
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did one day at Comic-Con I loved it but I'm glad we only did that one day yeah
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same I think PX is a little different generally because there are panels on
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every day that interest me um EB as far as I'm aware didn't have that they had
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one area where they had some presentations but um really it's just a day for them to get
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pre-orders yeah they've got that is one thing that that not bugged me but it was
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just a bit it was a bit of a hard sell every presentation ended even The
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Witcher one which I really enjoyed ended with them saying Oh and um if you
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pre-order it here at the show at the booth that's just outside then you'll
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get um blah blah blah you know thrown in and all that kind of bit Jazz and I was
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like I suppose they're here to sell the games so whatever but yeah but yeah
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there's not a whole lot of that at pack but was it maybe a good warmup for packs
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at the end of end of this one well it definitely got me excited for pack
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because I think pack is going to be better
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well don't forget EB is a shop yeah I know I know it's uh it's it's just a
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different kind of they're basically just put their shop in the Exhibition Center
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for a day yeah true Matt can I ask you did they have a
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um a creepy cosplayer going around touching people and getting kicked out
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or was that just Comic-Con they may have I didn't I didn't see there were
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Slendermen there I'm sure of it I'm sure I saw at least one well then
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you lose true no not the same kind of thing uh as as I know I know you're
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referring to well we went to uh oon last week wasn't last week but for all you
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know we talked about it last week on the podcast it was last week by your time
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and um the next day uh I was reading in the paper that in the paper yeah I have
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a [ __ ] newspaper and I was fuing my pipe while I was reading it I was
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reading on the internet that um dude dressed as Slender who we all saw um
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eventually got uh escorted out by five security guards for just generally being a
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creepo and uh five security guards yeah because apparently he was repeatedly
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told to stop being a creepo and uh his defense was just no no no I'm just
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cosplaying as a really creepy dude and this is the stuff that he
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does so uh yeah yeah you got to learn the hard way that there's a difference
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between dressing up and being a bit cool to uh actually just going and harassing
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people physically and uh emotionally yeah as I understand it the problem was
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he kept touching people yeah which is not okay yeah um one of the
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contributors to um the some cosplay group um said your costume is great but
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inviting other attendees space consistently is bad form people aren't
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always comfortable with being touched by people they don't know and clearly there
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were more people that weren't okay than those that were because you know they
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asked to have him removed yeah that's right apparently there were numerous
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complaints yeah because he kept wandering up behind people putting his
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hand on the shoulders rubbing people's hair you know to get their attention and
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generally be creepy I mean I assume it's the same guy at one point I was standing
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just doing something I I was I think I was texting you actually Dan trying to
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work out where you were yeah and um and a slender man came over and just stood
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right up next to me and um looked at my phone and I said oh hi go away now
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please well well uh apparently uh although he was you know was being kind
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of uh creepy across the board he was being especially creepy uh to pretty
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girls so of course he was you know you can uh you can argue that he was just in
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character but when I was playing Slender Man I don't seem to recall him only
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going after the hot chicks yeah so uh yeah apparently there was this whole big
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thing about the girls would uh eventually have a like oh let's let's
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just try to not get seen by slender and not in a fun way right it was a game it
26:03
was a it was an actual yeah it was it was a game but not a fun game it was it
26:07
was let's try not to get sexually harassed anymore yeah that's just not on
26:12
no and I mean it's kind it's a shame because maybe he was being innocent
26:15
about it but I'm sure he was but at the end of the day you've got to learn that
26:20
if your idea of fun is a bit of casual sexual harassment and that shit's not
26:25
on yeah we had to learn it he has to learn it yeah it better that he learns it when
26:32
his [ __ ] face is covered better that he learns it by being kicked out of a
26:36
convention than being dragged away screaming from a child care center
26:41
[Music] exactly all right we're going to take a little break from our hilarious content
26:48
to tell you where you can find us on the internet um we're on Twitter at M
26:52
nerdgasm twitter.com nerdgasm is TR on the internet I got the TR on my phone
26:57
what is the internet I think Twitter's in the cloud what's the cloud is the
27:00
cloud above me right now actually no Twitter's the birds so Twitter's like
27:04
the current version of a carrier pigeon yeah I think it's exactly like that
27:07
actually what is Facebook then face it it's a book have Facebook if you go to
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facebook.com multiple nerdgasm no one goes to facebook.com just go to the top
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like us if you don't like us why are you listening we're on gole plus Luke the
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goog plus details you're in charge of that I think we uh
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Google+ multiple no it's plus.google.com for/ multiple nerdgasm that was close
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because that's a really good way to get us higher in the listings on iTunes and
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get some more listeners are we on PornHub yet we should be on PornHub
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actually that's I think that's an oversight as well yeah but look like the
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Plus for some reason um cuz we're going to have have competitions um we have
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04 if you guys aren't going to listen and Raiders then we're just going to
28:17
phone it in that's what I'm [Music]
28:21
saying do you want to you want to move
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on to orgasm news Matt yeah why not um
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in uh in orgasm news this week um we've got this is a this is a great article
28:34
just simply for the um I don't know if you've fled up the article yet oh I I
28:39
read the article as in as in I watched the video okay well this man um this man
28:43
has a medical condition he resulting from an accident where he um he slipped
28:48
a disc in his back um and inexplicably on his way to the hospital afterwards
28:54
ejaculated five times and says um basically he's just been coming ever
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since he just loves men in uniform yeah so uh up to a 100 times a day but I love
29:05
it 100 unwanted orgasms a day yeah like that's that doesn't include The Wanted
29:10
ones yeah exactly well no because apparently he it's affecting his ability
29:15
to have those sure well who cares well just time them right my
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favorite thing about the article is if you scroll down there's a photo of him
29:26
there's a photo of him from the you in the YouTube preview where he's just sat
29:29
on a bench holding his head like oh God and then if you scroll down a bit
29:33
there's one of him sitting on the bench with his head in his hands going oh it's
29:36
terrible and then the last photo at the bottom is him on his knees on his hands
29:41
and knees praying in the middle of the park just make it stop it's so funny
29:45
because if you watch this interview they're walking along and he's chatting
29:48
about it and then suddenly he'll just ejaculate he'll double over as if in
29:53
pain but it's more in just discomfort and embarrassment m um I'm just watching
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the video um should he be driving a car well probably not he does say he stays
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inside most of the time and doesn't go outside because of the kind of
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embarrassment of it um but what was really kind of heartbreaking yet
30:14
hilarious was this quote um imagine being on your knees at your father's
30:19
funeral beside his casket saying goodbye to him and then have nine orgasms right
30:25
there while your whole family is standing by behind
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you I don't want to have another orgasm as long as I
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live it's man it's full on it is full on
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I mean it's is funny but it's not funny like oh it's funny to us but I'm sure
30:43
it's not funny to him and this is one I'll admit Matt I had to double check
30:47
your sources on this one because I was like has Matt put in some phony gag
30:52
article in here from the onion and no no this checks out it's the New York post
30:58
it's uh I mean I don't know how
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reputable this online news center is but uh I found a lot of other places that
31:08
link from it now there's a photo of his wife on here and uh I'll say she looks
31:12
like one of the most unsatisfied women I've ever seen well yeah he's well I don't I don't
31:19
know why because it says you know his the condition has left him unable to
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finish yeah I don't understand that no it's because he's always finishing isn't
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wait inside until it happens and that's not her problem yeah like what does she
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care yeah just keep going until she's finished and then don't worry about it
31:39
cuz later on you'll just you'll be taken care of yeah you'll finish up on your
31:43
own later anyway whatever Matt can you do something for me when you are putting
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together well when you're putting together the show notes yeah oh yeah
31:52
instead of instead of linking to this clip can you link to one of the sketches
31:56
from the fast show yeah just K with a man who uh who
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excuses himself for coming yeah you guys want to talk about a woman with three
32:05
tits uh always so allegedly I read this article the other day about a woman who
32:11
had cosmetic surgery to have a third breast installed installed added yeah
32:17
install Works um ARA the three breasted
32:21
woman from Total Recall mhm then of course immediately there were all kinds
32:26
of Articles this is a F this is fake it's prosthetic and then there was a whole bunch of
32:32
articles in response to them going actually no you'd think that but um
32:39
there's various proofs that this is in fact real so I don't know where I stand
32:43
on this but I'm looking at a picture of a girl with three tits right now H you
32:48
know I'm one and a half times as happy as I was before I was looking at it 20
32:52
grand apparently a Costa for an extra tit so ladies see I saw an article
32:58
that's that somebody um found or some some airport worker uh there was like a
33:05
she have to check in yeah her Customs report Customs report yeah sorry and one
33:09
of the things that she had to declare was a prosthetic breast yeah yeah I've seen that
33:15
too uh so I don't know what to think because I've I've heard that the third
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breast is fake I've heard that that report is fake and quite honestly it'll
33:25
be just as easy to fake either of those so that's true scrolling through
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pictures right now she's always got a third breast but realistically that's pretty
33:34
[ __ ] yeah I know I don't know why she did it she it says um to be less
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attractive wasn't it yeah let me let me tell you these are not the pictures
33:45
these are not the selfies of a Girl who's Trying to be less attractive
33:48
exactly put it that way this is the selfies of someone who wants more
33:52
attention y agreed but how does she buy bras now well I assume she has to have
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custom made that's a good question she must have to have them custom made yeah
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well she's wearing a custom top in this one so imagine a swimsuit now imagine
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half of it again and you've got a pretty good indication of what I'm looking at
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yeah I'm going to go it's fake yeah it is fake but I'm sure but it's it's just
34:17
weird it's like she's really sticking to this story too wellth she's probably
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loving it if you click on the link to the video she has 5 million views right
34:27
well un I've made it 5 million one dirty
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now it's clearly a cry for attention and
34:34
it worked so yeah sure did so uh Jasmine
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tried tral
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Jasmine you're our geek of the week I think in our next video one of us
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should have three [Music]
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breasts all right so there's a uh University course in Marvel movies yeah
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what are you learning from it is it how to tie them all together and and
35:07
successfully without it you know like they've done a pretty good job of it I
35:10
assume it's to study how they how they've managed to handle all that [ __ ]
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well here's a statement here by what I assume is the the convenor of the course
35:19
this series which I assume they mean the Marvel movie series not only provides
35:23
action-packed entertainment but also profound statements about the nature of
35:26
heroism the great responsibilities that come with wielding great power our
35:30
willingness to trade freedom for security and much more every generation
35:34
has a modern media mythology that serves as a framework for entertaining as well
35:39
as educating about ethics morality issues of race gender class and so on to
35:45
summize it's the University of Baltimore they've now got a course called media
35:49
genres media Marvels which will scrutinize the intricately plotted world
35:53
of the Marvel films from Iron Man to Guardians of the Galaxy pretty
35:58
interesting yeah I didn't study this when I was at Uni I mean you just take
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that as a as an elective yeah I'm pretty sure you can't major in
36:08
it if if you could I mean I don't know what good it would do it' be pretty easy
36:12
a wouldn't it I hope so you think em Stone would be there if she was I'd probably
36:18
go not interested yeah you'd go there I would n really yeah this is not really
36:25
my type either seemen too much of her in Spider-Man don't like it well you won't
36:29
see her in the next one too much of her sorry I've just got to go to Google for
36:33
a sec oh no no no nothing not like that oh just not my
36:38
type yeah well that's fine I was talking to her earlier and she's not her type
36:43
either yeah she said no offense but you just you know yeah it's not her type that's
36:48
fine her and Christen Stewart can go hang out in the uh in the not allowed on
36:53
multiple nerdgasm Club look yeah I mean look I'll say Emma Stone's not type
36:57
either but I don't put her in the Christen Stewart Camp I mean nobody's
37:01
type Sur I think I don't think she's a horrible person yeah I mean maybe that can be a
37:06
new competition that's how you win Luke's stuff you ring him and you admit
37:10
to him in the face that you think Christian Stewart is attractive yeah and
37:14
if he believes you you get his steering wheel what's she done lately Luke you
37:18
got an update on that I don't know what she's doing anymore she's sleeping with
37:22
directors or something well that was a while ago still Yeah well yeah probably
37:26
it's a thing she do does I don't know they're filing sequel to that aren't
37:31
they look when you Google Christian Stewart in the news section the first
37:36
news article that come up chrisen Stewart Jets to New York and keeps a low
37:41
profile that's hardly [ __ ] news second down Christian Stewart struggles
37:45
in skinny jeans after dropping keys I'm not joking these are headlines well
37:51
there may not be Kristen Stewart news but I do know that there's shab buff
37:54
news go on oh what's he doing well uh repeatedly slashing his own face with
38:00
a knife what well that's something I can get behind during the shooting for his
38:04
new film Fury M um where he I think he
38:08
plays a a tank gunner in in the war his co- Logan lurman says we were in makeup
38:15
and they were putting cuts on Shia and I said yeah yeah it looks good and Sh was
38:18
like no it doesn't look real and so he walks down to the hallway and says hey
38:22
man want to see something fun check this out he takes out a knife and cuts his
38:26
face and for the whole movie he kept opening up the cuts on his face that is
38:30
all real um he needs help probably so
38:34
weird and the um the sentence following says and the nomaniac actor also
38:40
insisted on having a dentist remove one of his teeth what this guy's a
38:46
lunatic yeah what happened to him not wanting to be famous anymore
38:51
well here's something if you don't want to be famous don't be in movies yeah he
38:56
wants to be a B is not famous as the woman with three breasts yeah I don't
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think he needs the money so yeah I don't know I don't know but to be honest uh
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actually and if actually if you scroll down you can see a photo of where he's
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had his tooth removed as well oh he has to what an absolute freak um I think
39:14
he's probably suffering from another case of the Michael Jacksons where he's
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been famous for too long and he doesn't understand what the real world is like
39:22
anymore he was famous he was a child actor correct correct correct he was on
39:27
even Stevens I hean still is he's still a child actor yeah he's 28 isn't he he's
39:32
a child to us cuz we're old now they've done a bit of a followup on this
39:36
actually and it says down the bottom on Friday a fully bearded shy was walking
39:40
around Los Angeles without a scratch on his face so possibly uh his co-star's
39:46
taking the piss or maybe possibly his face is healed um hold on if if I'm
39:51
looking at the photo I could see the scratches on his face in the um the one
39:55
of him walking around in a white T-shirt with the combat boots on yeah
39:58
let me have a look at that again I can see them are you imagining them because
40:01
you want to see them no I pretty sure I can see them on his right cheek oh yeah
40:06
oh yeah no I can see it yeah good point looks a little hardcore in this well
40:11
Daily Mail well well Matt you're calling the
40:15
daily mail out on misreporting the news yeah you've you've dropped the ball yeah
40:21
it's not a scratch it's they tiny Cuts yeah that is uh that does appear to be
40:25
two tiny cuts on his face so there you go confirmed the man's a
40:30
[Music] psychopath all right so I believe you actually went out and saw Batman and
40:36
Batman Returns I did it's the 25th anniversary of of Batman Tim Burton's
40:40
Batman really it's been 25 years sounds a bad right yeah I said that we went to
40:45
um the ofum to see the two films back to back and then just as the first one was
40:50
starting I said the Jen 25 years ago I was sat in a theater a haen theater
40:56
again CU a haen Mor but it was the hayen in penth M uh sat in the theater with my
41:00
dad and this movie was starting and then I realized that that was 25 years ago
41:05
and uh that made me sad well we were tiny children back then so it's all
41:10
right that that was in the distant past yeah I was nine years old I'm not
41:14
terribly sad that I'm not a little boy anymore no no it's just it's been a long
41:20
time and now we're old but um I mean I I think they both still hold
41:25
up um the first one in particular I don't think anyone could argue that it
41:29
doesn't I watched it during the week and it's still a fantastic film and it's
41:34
still one of my favorite comic book adaptations or comic book character
41:38
adaptations let's just say it's it's funny it's it's scary it's you know
41:44
exciting it's it's yeah it's really good it wasn't stupid well there is some
41:50
stuff in it that is silly but it's kind of like he did a really good job of of
41:57
masking it a bit like for example he's got this batwing at the end which has a
42:02
little clip at the front for grabbing balloons like why is it got that on
42:05
there um but I mean I only noticed it because I was you know like I'm kind of
42:11
a bit cynical about things these days um but I mean I certainly don't remember
42:16
that being as like I never questioned that watching it in the past and in fact
42:21
there were a lot of details that I didn't pick up when I used to watch it
42:23
as a kid like the fact that everyone in Gotham is scared of using beauty
42:28
products because the Joker's got this whole thing out against Beauty and he's
42:32
tainted beauty products so even the people on the news start having their
42:36
acne showing and their hair isn't done yeah yeah they all look awful and
42:40
they're just really nice touches that I never noticed growing up the one thing I
42:44
get is their hair wasn't done well you can do your hair without beauty products
42:49
yeah it's true just cut a brush it's it's over the top it's all over the top
42:53
no well it's it's just for effect but the yeah that's the thing though it's it
42:58
it walks the line I think very well between comic book Goofy and serus I
43:04
think um Christopher Nolan's films like way on the serious side and I think
43:10
schum marker went way too far on the goofy side or I think Tim like Burton
43:15
had kind of Walked the Line pretty well I think Batman Returns Falls a bit
43:19
further onto the goofy side but I mean we could talk about that in a sec yeah
43:23
look before we go on to it CU from memory Batman Returns is in my head as
43:26
being pretty goofy and I almost don't want to return it because I you know
43:31
I've kind of got an okay memory of it that I don't want to taint as an adult
43:34
viewing but Batman the movie has just
43:40
the right amount of silliness that when it happens you deal with it and then
43:44
when it goes serious that's okay too and I think that's the downfall of Nolan's
43:50
Batman's is that because they're so serious when they go a little bit silly
43:54
it almost lets you down do you know what I you have you know people like Dave's
43:58
always going on and on about the um the gadget tree is just to over the top and
44:03
it's not that it's over the top per se I mean it's a comic book movie about
44:06
Batman but it's it's over the top for the world that they're kind of creating
44:11
there which is quite plausible yeah okay yeah that's true
44:16
whereas this one the only thing I could fault about it really the only thing I
44:19
could really fault is the soundtrack that print songs they got to [ __ ] go
44:25
yeah well he didn't want them anyar he beged them to be in there yeah the
44:29
studio said no they're going for some reason like Prince was so big that
44:33
Batman needed him to sell his movie but and Jack Nicholson is so good
44:39
right like everything about it is just it's just great like it's a great film
44:45
and I love the second one like I I love it um I know there is I mean there's a
44:51
it is a bit goofier I suppose there's a section of it in particular and I I have
44:55
a theory about this that I'll talk about in a bit but I think most of the film um
45:01
is very similar to the first one in fact I think it's maybe even a bit darker
45:04
like it's it's very dark like Selena
45:07
Carl's story and um and the Penguin like it's just you know like his parents
45:13
throw him in the [ __ ] River and then he comes back to with a plot to kidnap
45:17
all the firstborn children and drown them like it's it's very dark but then
45:22
yeah and and it's got some funny bits but I think it's mostly Sim in tone I
45:27
think to the first one and except at one at a certain point it all
45:33
changes like I know it's been a while since you watched it so um
45:38
Penguins the Penguins is what I'm talking about yeah but the film right
45:43
most for for 90% of the film is about the Penguin and the Penguin his parents
45:49
threw him in the river he flooded along he was raised by penguins in the zoo and
45:53
then he he came up to the surface cuz he wanted to under the guise of wanting to to return
46:00
to the human world but what he actually does is takes down the names of all the
46:02
firstborn children while he's pretending to find his parents so that he can then
46:06
collect all the children and drown them like the way that his parents tried to
46:10
drown him yeah because he's a psychopath yeah so that's what the film is about
46:15
until all of a sudden at one point the penguin he tries
46:20
Shrek convinces him to run for May and that doesn't you know they discover that
46:23
he was playing him the whole time and then he goes back down he's like right
46:26
we're proceeding with the plan we're going to kill all the [ __ ] kids and
46:30
he kidnaps Shrek he at first he's going to kidnap his son and then Shrek says no
46:34
no no take me it's me you want to drown I ruined everything and he says all
46:36
right fine so he gets Christopher Walkin in a cage right and they're going to get
46:40
all the kids and drown them and then they have a train that they're going to
46:45
put all the kids in and then all of a sudden you see Batman's
46:49
Shadow and some hands grab the train driver and then the the circus monkey
46:55
delivers a note to the penguin That's says sorry the kids aren't coming and
46:59
then there's penguins with missiles there's always a plan B there's
47:03
always going to be a plan B Matt I think what happened was and obviously I I have
47:08
no confirmation of this but it just I mean it seems pretty
47:12
obvious that I mean that's a pretty weird cut as you know in my mind now
47:19
like that seems like I think maybe there was supposed to be more to it that he
47:22
was going to K up the kids that was going to be the ending but then somebody
47:25
said yeah you can't do that [ __ ] no you don't wner Brothers is not releasing a
47:30
movie where the ending is a bunch of kids get killed Y and in fact there is a
47:34
scene earlier in the film where the fat clown in the in the circus says oh
47:40
kidnapping kids that's a bit off isn't it in a slightly footage like they've
47:46
put it in later no no no but penguin shoots him and then that ties into the
47:51
ending that's there now where Shrek gets the gun and and fights so I I don't know I'm
47:57
I reckon there was probably another ending yeah it's a good theory man it's
48:01
a good theory two things in followup number one um walk's character is called
48:05
Max Shrek right yes if I'm correct Max Shrek is the name of the actor that
48:11
played no Fatu in the old silent Dracula movie actually yeah I think you're right
48:18
um and number two I think and I'm not challenging you on this because I
48:21
believe you when you said that you enjoyed it and it's a good movie but I
48:24
think you had a little bit more Nostalgia for this movie going in as
48:28
well cuz I remember when I saw cuz I was a massive fan of Batman the movie and a
48:34
fan of Batman in general and when I saw Batman Returns I loved bits of it and
48:40
bits of it just really rubbed me the wrong way like the fact that it tears
48:45
off the mask at the end I was like right the [ __ ] are you doing like that just
48:50
didn't sit well with me for what I knew about Batman you know sure and the the
48:55
goofiness of it and I don't know the
48:58
disgustingness of the penguin he is he is very disgusting just didn't sit well
49:05
when they like Joker you hate him but you love him yeah but the penguin you
49:09
just hate him yeah yeah you might be right I I don't know I to be honest it
49:14
was less goofy than I kind of remembered it being when I the other night like I
49:18
was like oh yeah this is the goofy one that only I like and I watch it I'm like
49:22
you know what it's not I don't think it's that goofy like there's some silly
49:25
stuff where you know like they they install the remote control stuff into
49:29
the Batmobile so they can take control of the Batmobile and then and that's a
49:32
bit goofy but there's goofy stuff like that in the first one like you know
49:36
Joker does silly [ __ ] like you know they sends the little colorful mask for to
49:41
breathe in the in the gallery before he does the paintings and he's got uh I it's not all
49:47
it's not as goofy as that I guess but I don't know I don't know I think I'm
49:51
going to have to give it a try cuz I I Hon I don't think I've seen Batman
49:54
Returns since I saw it the movies never seen it again since so I think I might
50:00
have a look and see what I think oh Michelle fer is [ __ ] excellent in it
50:04
by the way excellent do you mean hot yes and but also excellent like she's great
50:09
as Catwoman and Walkin is awesome as well because he's just Christopher
50:14
Walkin I probably didn't know Christopher Walkin before this movie too
50:17
I think that was probably my first introduction to Walkin because they give
50:21
him all these like ridiculous long dialogues and he just like he just
50:26
[ __ ] chews him up like he's got um my
50:31
favorite quote is power Surplus Bruce
50:35
shame on you no such thing one can never have too much power if my life has a
50:41
meaning that's the meaning like all of his dialogue is like
50:46
that oh man I if I if I was writing a film and I knew Christopher Oren was
50:50
going to be in it I would change all the dialogue to be like really difficult to
50:55
say or just so that he was like stumbling around these sentences he's
51:00
excellent speaking of old movies uh are you guys
51:06
aware uh now that they're making Star Wars episode seven and I'm allowed to
51:12
talk about this because Dave isn't on the podcast
51:15
tonight yeah that Mark Hamill is now the
51:20
same age as Alec Guinness was when they shot A New Hope are you serious really
51:26
absolutely yes I had no idea isn't Harrison Ford
51:31
older uh yeah well I guess he is [ __ ] now I'll send you this link and
51:37
you can put it in the show notes but I've got a clip here of Mark Hamel from
51:43
it looks like the early ' 80s so it's probably around the time they were
51:46
shooting Return of the Jedi with him saying that George asked him back then
51:53
if in the 2010s he would consider coming back and
51:57
doing episode s where he Luke would be
52:03
the Aging Jedi who then had to pass down the sword to the younger
52:07
generation and Mark Ham's Mark Ham's
52:11
comment is eh probably
52:16
not yeah well he did yeah he did of course he did
52:21
that's really interesting though yeah cuz Al Guinness looks old in those movies to me
52:27
yeah that's right but I mean have a look at some pictures here and um M H's
52:32
looking old
52:34
too I know that find out Mark
52:40
Hamill was Mark Hamill Mark Hamill
52:43
63 that's you know it's decent yeah I keep forgetting like yeah they came out
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1977 that was a long time ago yeah yeah that's right and Alec Guinness he died
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when he was 86 how old was he in 197 let's let's work it out I'm going to have to do some
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basic maths here it's not my strong point okay so he was born in
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1914 so how much does that make him in uh 19 mid 60s
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right huh yeah yeah wow that's interesting I watched a movie
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with Alec Guinness it this week I uh I went back and watched the old uh
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Lawrence of Arabia and when I I watched it this week I mean literally it took me
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a whole week to watch it in like half hour 45 minute installments cuz it's a
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long movie but what's great about it is it's a whole lot of British thespians
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playing Arabs in what's essentially blackface so you get to see Alec
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Guinness with dark brown bronzer and
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black eyeliner and a and a black beard and a
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robe playing an Arabic Prince thumbs up is he
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convincing it's a good movie it's a good it's very British and it's it's very
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kind of old Hollywood style film sweeping Landscapes and it's three and a
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half hours long [ __ ] but it's good I liked it Lawrence of Arabia thumbs
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up very [Music]
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current I don't have a very good name for this segment hasn't stopped you
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before well what is it what what is about to happen well I'm hoping you guys
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can help me come up with one I couldn't think of anything clever so basically
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what I'm going to do is I'm going to give you the name of a
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film and then I want you to come up with what you think the name of the porn
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parody will be great and then I'll tell you I'll
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tell you if you're correct okay fantastic so um for example um this is
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one that we've probably all familiar with uh if I was to say the film Edward
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Scissor Hands what do you think the porn parody would be called that would be
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Edward penis hands that's right now I'm hoping that you won't know all of them
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and that we can kind of Riff on it a bit oh I don't know Matt I've spent a lot of
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porn or it could be a bit awkward if we do know all of them yeah right so this
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is probably going to go uh we'll see we'll see uh Mrs Mrs alerson I know
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you're a listener so um you might want to tune out now HRA
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par [Music] well this was another one that I was
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going to um use as an example cuz I think maybe you know it um the film is Saving Private
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Ryan I'm going to go out on the lemon saving Ryan's Parts saving Ryan's
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privates it's um CL it's actually shaving Ryan's privates oh right of
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course so um all right so I I guess you
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get the idea yeah all right so um the
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next one I'll go with is um how much porn did you have to watch to research
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all all of this well I don't I I just need to know what the names are Luke I
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don't have to watch it I I have to make sure oh yeah yeah yeah right right mat I
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have to make sure it's a convincing parody anyone get their breasts removed
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Matt I think a few of them got their breasts
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increased uh Chitty Chitty Bang Bang oh I'm going to go ahead and say
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pretty shitty gang bang Luke shitty shitty gang
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bang you're very close it's actually
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Titty Titty Bang Bang of course yeah so um very close very close that one was a
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little obvious um it's good you know that book was written by um Ian Fleming
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author of James Bond was it Chitty Chitty Bang Bang not titty titty gang be
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clear all right um The Terminator
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the [ __ ] no Dan that's not it no it's not the
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[ __ ] oh um well then they've missed the point of parody As far as I'm
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concerned no no no it's pretty good still still pretty good
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um does she get eaten by rats and it's called the verman
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at um no we could probably pitch that yeah it's it's crossed with um
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George or 1984 oh no the um the parody is um the
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penetrator oh uh yep Sor spat is so much
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better pton pending yep uh I like this
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one Young Frankenstein oh please tell me it's just hung
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Frankenstein close very close that that's what I was
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going to go with it's actually hung wankenstein so very
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close uh what do we got got they're going for the double pun when it's
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almost unnecessary do you know what I mean uh Jurassic Park I could go a
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couple of ways here could just be Jurassic [ __ ] it's not that obvious well it is
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obvious but it's not that obvious Jurassic Pork yeah you got it oh there
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you go all that thought or something about jassic Park and it's Jewish only
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cast has anyone ever seen a Jewish only
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porno um no Luke strangely enough no I don't know well speaking of um
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Schindler's List oh shind fist it is
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Schindler's fist oh god look I mean you know like I you know we make jokes about
58:52
everything here and you know nothing sacred but honestly if you get a call
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from your agent hi yeah just got a new film for you yeah yeah it's an adult
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film no problem no problem I've done a ton of them yeah um it's a parody of uh
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Schindler's List uh and it's called Schindler's Fist and it's just about a
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Nazi that just fists the Jews yeah um yeah I might pass on that actually that
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could damage my career potentially Jes we'll do a couple more
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Yep um Angels and Demons well actually
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no no no yeah Angels and Demons you know the one I mean the D Vinci Brown yeah
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yeah yeah Luke any ideas no and
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demons um SE um
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yes angels and Sean it's actually called The Da Vinci load 2 angels and Seaman oh
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God which I think is TR to catch you yeah it's excellent the D Vinci Lo uh
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Forest hump Forest Hump Forest Hump no
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uh forkin Gump right really okay
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yeah um uh ET the
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Extraterrestrial oh God something about an extra testicle I'm assuming yeah
1:00:15
pretty close yeah yeah it's actually called ET XX the extra testicular uh
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that's that's odd they could have called it e
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he yeah true um what do we do what we we'll do one more we'll do one more I don't want
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to waste them all although I'm sure there's a a wealth of them but um this
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one just made me laugh a lot Harry Potter and the Sorcerer is
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stoned so you could do a drug movie called Harry pothead and the Sorcerer
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stoned but I don't know about a
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porno um something about source
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oh forcing her I'm not going to stop you just keep
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Harry Potter forcing his bone that's my guess forcing his bone
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Luke I think you might be on subject there with bone that would have been
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clever oh it's not no they've gone for the the less clever option but it's
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quite a bit funnier I think go for it Hy
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Potter and the sorcer as
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balls I'm Googling that right now yeah
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fantastic uh yep it's a gay pornographic
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film oh well you could have told me that before I started to Google it don't
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worry about it it's fine oh and it's in 3D of course it is yeah Horry Potter and
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the sorcerers balls who's watching did porn in 3D can I just well maybe
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gays go on maybe it's important no I just want to read you the um the cast
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and credits list of Horry Potter and the sorcerers balls please do all right so
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um we've got Luke Markham as Horry
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Potter right Matthew Rush as vder Mo [ __ ]
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yes excellent Cameron Adams as himy grain
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him [ __ ] off Eddie Diaz is Ron
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right and Mimi in first as [ __ ] Hagrid
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[ __ ] Hagrid yeah that's awesome yeah
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