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#2512 - Joey Diaz · The Joe Rogan Experience

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  Speaker 1: Podcast check it out.
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  Speaker 2: But Joe Logan experience shrain my Day Joe.
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  Speaker 3: Rouging podcast by night all day.
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  Speaker 2: All right, brother, that same ship. Great to be here,
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  Speaker 2: Great to see you, like a tip top fucking my goop.
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  Speaker 3: I can't believe you could walk so quickly after getting
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  Speaker 3: the knee fixed again.
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  Speaker 2: It was like three days man's But yes, I fucked
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  Speaker 2: it up at Newark Airport because I wanted to walk,
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  Speaker 2: you know, But it was like like I walk every
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  Speaker 2: day at the gym, and then I walked my neighborhood
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  Speaker 2: for breakfast and after dinner. But that's a loop, you know.
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  Speaker 2: This was ten loops yesterday. So thank god I had
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  Speaker 2: to baggy with edibles from me on the plane. I
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  Speaker 2: hate the edibles and I put I asked to fucking
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  Speaker 2: flight attendant. She'd give me some ice, and that's how
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  Speaker 2: I got it down. Then I you rub it with
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  Speaker 2: that boartime shit. That liquor cocaine juice is what? Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: there's a cream that became illegal. You buite it over
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  Speaker 2: the counter. What is that? It's or something bored? Don't
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  Speaker 2: quote me, man, but it's a good cream and numbs ry.
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  Speaker 2: You have to rub it though twice a day. Oh yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: but it fucking feels fantastic.
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  Speaker 3: I've never heard of it.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, voltron vultracks. Don't listen to me though, Google what's that?
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  Speaker 3: Voulter vulteran arthritis?
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  Speaker 2: Pain?
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  Speaker 3: And you just rub it on your knee?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, a couple times a day, anything that hurts.
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  Speaker 3: What is it?
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  Speaker 2: It's like a fucking gell with cocaine that takes care
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  Speaker 2: of the fucking situation for you.
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  Speaker 3: Prescription strength over the counter non steroidal anti inflammatory that
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  Speaker 3: penetrates the skin to relieve joint pain, inflammation, and stiffness. Interesting,
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  Speaker 3: I've never heard of it before. Widely used for osteoarthritis
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  Speaker 3: and muscle ages. Should not be used for acute injuries
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  Speaker 3: like simple strains or bruises. I wonder why why can't
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  Speaker 3: you use it for strains or bruises? Does it say why?
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  Speaker 3: That seems weird, because like that's what people will use,
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  Speaker 3: like I'd be profidence ship. Yeah, I wonder why you
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  Speaker 3: can't use it.
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  Speaker 2: Like I couldn't use any of that ship. I could
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  Speaker 2: only use title though, whatever the fuck that is. I
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  Speaker 2: couldn't take. I'd be Profie after the surgery.
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  Speaker 3: No, have you ever used d mso.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what that is. Job right here, you
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  Speaker 2: rub it on?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, the uh that's another horse tranquiliser, another horse medication. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: they use it in veterinary applications. But it's a it's
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  Speaker 3: really good for pain, for pain and injury. To take
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  Speaker 3: that keep it. No, I have a bunch of them.
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  Speaker 2: I buy.
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  Speaker 3: I buy ship in bulk about.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. That was the early steroids, which was the seventies. Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: I don't know what the fuck we were getting the seventies.
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  Speaker 2: Everything came from Germany. I think I think they were
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  Speaker 2: the robblin all that ship.
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  Speaker 3: I think they were getting human growth hormone from cadavers.
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  Speaker 3: See if that's true, Jamie put that into our AI
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  Speaker 3: sponsor perplexity. Did they used to get human growth hormone
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  Speaker 3: from cadet? I think they did. I think that's how
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  Speaker 3: they used to get it.
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  Speaker 2: What do you get who human growth home on from?
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  Speaker 3: Now, that's a good question. I don't know. I don't
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  Speaker 3: know how they do it. It's synthetic. I know it's synthetic,
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  Speaker 3: so it must be they isolate the molecule, they figure
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  Speaker 3: out how to reproduce it, and then they make it somehow.
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  Speaker 3: I have no idea, but the way they used to
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  Speaker 3: do it back then couldaver derive. Human growth hormone was
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  Speaker 3: real used mid nineteen hundreds to nineteen eighty five. It
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  Speaker 3: turned out to be dangerous because it sometimes transmitted preon
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  Speaker 3: diseases like crucks felled Jacob yukub and is no longer used.
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  Speaker 3: It as been fully replaced by synthetic recombinant HDH so
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  Speaker 3: quets felled yucub disease. That's mad cow disease. It's the
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  Speaker 3: same kind of disease. And what it comes from is
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  Speaker 3: it's the same thing that cannibals get. When people eat
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  Speaker 3: human brain tissue, they get and neurons and that kind
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  Speaker 3: of shit. You get this same disease. Alizada was one
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  Speaker 3: of the first US sports figures to admit using anabolic
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  Speaker 3: steroids in the last year of his life as he
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  Speaker 3: battled against the brain tumor which eventually caused his death.
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  Speaker 3: Alzeta asserted that his steroid use abuse. His steroid abuse
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  Speaker 3: directly led to his fatal illness he recounted as steroid
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  Speaker 3: abuse and articles Sports Illustrated. I Target started taking anabolic
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  Speaker 3: steroids in sixty nine and never stopped. Now I'm sick
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  Speaker 3: and I'm scared. I was addicting mentally. It was addicting
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  Speaker 3: mentally and mentally addicting. Ninety percent of athletes I know
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  Speaker 3: were on the stuff were not born to be three
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  Speaker 3: hundred pounds or jump thirty feet. I became very violent
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  Speaker 3: on the field off it too. I did things only
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  Speaker 3: crazy people do. Once in nineteen seventy nine and Denver,
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  Speaker 3: a guy side swipe my car. I chased him up
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  Speaker 3: and down the hills through the neighborhoods. I did that
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  Speaker 3: a lot. I chased a guy, pulled it out of
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  Speaker 3: his car, beat the hell out of him. But look
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  Speaker 3: at me now. I wabble when I walk, and sometimes
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  Speaker 3: I have to hold on to somebody. You have to
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  Speaker 3: give me time to answer questions because I have trouble
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  Speaker 3: remembering things.
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  Speaker 2: So he died at forty three.
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  Speaker 3: Forty three? What answer?
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  Speaker 2: Wow? He didn't look good at the end. He wore
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  Speaker 2: the bandana was Jewish.
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  Speaker 3: That says he was inducted into the Jewish Hall of Fame.
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  Speaker 3: What did it say?
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  Speaker 2: But go back to that.
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  Speaker 3: What I was just.
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  Speaker 2: Reading International Jewish.
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  Speaker 3: Jewish Sports Hall of Fame. I didn't even know that existed. Okay,
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  Speaker 3: uh so, I don't know if that was that stuff,
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  Speaker 3: that growth trauma did that, but.
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  Speaker 2: Well listen, he's saying he can't walk at the end,
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  Speaker 2: he can't remember. That's the and mixed with whatever was
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  Speaker 2: going on. I mean, there's everything else, it becomes something else,
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  Speaker 2: you know.
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  Speaker 3: I lied amidst a massive start. That's one of those
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  Speaker 3: lies that like everybody, you know, it's like when bodybuilders
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  Speaker 3: say there's natural, like, shut the fuck up, pitch. Nobody's
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  Speaker 3: that big, nobody's that big without help. There's a bunch
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  Speaker 3: of goofy guys out there that still try to claim natural.
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  Speaker 2: Come on, son, how many fucking states do you eat
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  Speaker 2: to day? Like the Barbarian Brothers thirty six eggs.
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  Speaker 3: There's some guys that have freak genetics. They have very
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  Speaker 3: unusual genetics and they get real big naturally. But that's rare,
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  Speaker 3: that's super super rare.
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  Speaker 2: As a matter of fact, I got picked up by
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  Speaker 2: an ubs thing. Guess who was the driver who Joel
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  Speaker 2: Romero's nephew, No way, and he's a judo champion. Talked
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  Speaker 2: in Spanish for about fifteen to twenty minutes here right
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  Speaker 2: here he lives Because all these uber drivers are Cuban. Really,
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  Speaker 2: all of them in.
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  Speaker 3: Austin, all getting replaced by robots.
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  Speaker 2: Fuck that the Cuban saw a Cuban yell at a
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  Speaker 2: robot a couple last time I was here. He got
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  Speaker 2: out of the car, yelled at the car. He realized
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  Speaker 2: and ro what he got back in the car. My
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  Speaker 2: bad cut him off.
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  Speaker 3: He got you off all the time.
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  Speaker 2: No, I stay away from they.
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  Speaker 3: Get right in front of you. They're They're ridiculous.
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  Speaker 2: I don't trust those cars at all, and I don't
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  Speaker 2: see how people sit. I don't. It's not for me. Brother.
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  Speaker 3: Did you hear about that lady? She got into one
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  Speaker 3: and the homeless guy was in the back. No, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: some guy. He was the way mo. He got his
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  Speaker 3: luggage out, left the hatch open, probably figured the thing
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  Speaker 3: closed itself. It didn't. Homeless guy hopped in. Shut the door.
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  Speaker 3: Lady gets the way, Mo, there's a homeless kind in
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  Speaker 3: the back. He starts yelling at her for paying robots.
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  Speaker 3: Why are you paying robots?
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna tell you about my homeless situation this week, Joe. Oh, No,
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  Speaker 2: So my daughter played at that garbor this weekend. It's
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  Speaker 2: like twenty five minutes outside of Atlantic City, which is
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  Speaker 2: an hour and a half from my house. So we
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  Speaker 2: went down for Saturday's tournament. They won. Now we got
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  Speaker 2: two more games on Sunday, so we got a hotel.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't want to get a hotel at Oceans. I'm
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  Speaker 2: gonna be at Oceans in August, but I didn't want
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  Speaker 2: to go there because all the other parents were in
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  Speaker 2: fucking Harris. So I said, fuck it, I don't want
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  Speaker 2: to be that guy. I'll stay at Harris with you.
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  Speaker 2: So the game ended and my wife had to drive
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  Speaker 2: the kids somewhere and I go, you know what, because
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  Speaker 2: every time, every weekend, when I go on those little trips,
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  Speaker 2: I go to a weeds store. Like last week, I
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  Speaker 2: went into one in Trenton. Dog. This was a block
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  Speaker 2: from the state Capitol. You could see either, don't The
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  Speaker 2: black guy called me back and he goes, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 2: I got a secret place in the back. He had mushrooms,
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  Speaker 2: mushroom trucks.
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  Speaker 3: I don't say this.
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  Speaker 2: You're gonna there's eighteen stores and fucking uh. You know
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  Speaker 2: you gotta figure it out. I'm not ratting nobody out.
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  Speaker 2: They know what's going on. In the cops. They got
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  Speaker 2: to I mean mad package mushrooms, all different flavors, grew
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  Speaker 2: a wide whole thing. This week, I go to Atlantic City.
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  Speaker 2: I go to this one Evereld whatever, it's supposed to be,
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  Speaker 2: the big one, the big one, the big weed store
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  Speaker 2: in Atlantic City, and it's right by the casinos. So
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  Speaker 2: as I pull up, I parked my car in front,
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  Speaker 2: and as I walk out, there's four yoke brothers yoked
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  Speaker 2: with cold chains on in one of those fucking suburban
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  Speaker 2: millionaire cars. What do you call the big truck. No,
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  Speaker 2: the other one, the one that looks like they're attacking
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  Speaker 2: your town, not the wagons. I don't know. Anyway, they're
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  Speaker 2: in there bumping ship and they see me. They go, Yo,
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  Speaker 2: we know you, And I go, yeah, what up? Brother,
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  Speaker 2: hold on, I'll catch you on the way out. I
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  Speaker 2: thought by the time I got out they would leave,
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  Speaker 2: so I went in. I come on. There all outside
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  Speaker 2: their cars, all four brothers, Yo, big gold Chain's like, Yo,
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  Speaker 2: you're the motherfucker that goes on Rogan. No, that's the
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  Speaker 2: motherfucker from the longest yard. We looked you up. So
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  Speaker 2: they're talking to me, talking to me, talking, we're rocking
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  Speaker 2: and rolling Rogan the UFC. Yo, what do you think
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  Speaker 2: about that, and I'm loving it. But in the middle
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  Speaker 2: of all this, this black, little homeless crackhead walks his
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  Speaker 2: way over and I could hear him and ask the
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  Speaker 2: other guy who's this white motherfucker? And the black guy goes,
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  Speaker 2: that's the dude from the Longest Yard, you know, the
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  Speaker 2: football movie. The black guy comes over. I see him
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  Speaker 2: walk right on me and goes, hey, mister football man,
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  Speaker 2: watch your breakout a doubt for me. He just bummed
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  Speaker 2: me out a dollar. I had to give him ten.
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  Speaker 2: I was so fucking embarrassed. Funny, bun't you break out
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  Speaker 2: a dollar for me, mister football star. I gave him
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  Speaker 2: a ten. This motherfucker ran He walked up with a limb,
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  Speaker 2: but he ran away like he was going rite for crack.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, these motherfuckers they got a game for everything.
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  Speaker 2: I love it. I love all that shit.
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  Speaker 3: It's fun to be around wacky people every now, these
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  Speaker 3: people living on the edge.
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  Speaker 2: But that Atlantic City outside those casinos, bro that shi, it's.
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  Speaker 3: Real drug transaction right on the street when we're down there.
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  Speaker 2: Last I'm surprised you didn't see a hooker get mugged
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  Speaker 2: or something like that. They are not fucking around. I
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  Speaker 2: took a ride Saturday night about ten. Just take a
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  Speaker 2: little right, bro, you make a right in some of
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  Speaker 2: those corners, you ain't coming back. And I thought by
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  Speaker 2: now that at least build up the outside of a C.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, no, no, it's barely making money. You know,
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  Speaker 3: a C doesn't do well, not like Vegas does you
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  Speaker 3: know what I mean? Like AC's got some nice spots.
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  Speaker 3: You can go there and have a good time, but
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  Speaker 3: it's not like it's going to grow.
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  Speaker 2: You the Italians and ship.
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  Speaker 3: The outside's too sketched.
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  Speaker 2: The Borgatta, all the Italians go down with their white
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  Speaker 2: shoes on the week. It's got old what up, you know?
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  Speaker 2: But no, I don't like the Bogatta that much. I
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  Speaker 2: like the I like a couple of hotels down there.
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  Speaker 3: There's some nice places.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, we stayed in the wh in the first open.
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  Speaker 2: You and I. You had a gig desk, right, I
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  Speaker 2: had a gig gess right.
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  Speaker 3: The thing is, it's not going to grow like Vegas is.
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  Speaker 3: You know, Vegas is crazy. See when Vegas had a
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  Speaker 3: head start. The thing is like if they tried to
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  Speaker 3: make Vegas now, oh, tough sell, tough sell. Too many
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  Speaker 3: places to go. You can gamble everywhere. You can gamble
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  Speaker 3: on your phone now. But when Vegas was first, there
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  Speaker 3: was no casinos in the country. Dog, it was just Vegas.
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  Speaker 3: And I wonder if they made some sort of a deal, well,
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  Speaker 3: let them blow off atomic bombs. They blow off these
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  Speaker 3: atomic bombs and then you know, we'll put the casinos on.
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  Speaker 3: But then we looked it up and it turned out
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  Speaker 3: they made Vegas before the atomic bomb. So I'm like, well, what,
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  Speaker 3: I guess it was just gangsters. They just bribed people
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  Speaker 3: or convinced people there was nothing going on there.
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  Speaker 2: There was a pit stop. They opened up Vegas for
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  Speaker 2: a pit stop for American soldiers to stop on the
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  Speaker 2: way or something like that.
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  Speaker 3: Well was it in the thirties, right, was it the thirties?
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  Speaker 2: Jamis thedn't the guy that owned the Commons.
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  Speaker 1: When Vegas was created, the guy that owned then, he
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  Speaker 1: was in charge of Vegas and he robbed and they.
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  Speaker 3: Shot the same guy as the comedy.
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  Speaker 2: Store, says comedy store.
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  Speaker 3: So he was in charge.
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  Speaker 2: He's fucking genius. That fucking that motherfucker was a genius.
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  Speaker 2: Well he got shot because he stole at the end
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  Speaker 2: the expenses and it was the casinos. You know he
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  Speaker 2: gave in those days, they borrowed money from the unions
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  Speaker 2: in Chicago, and then you borrowed that and you worked
• 12:24
  Speaker 2: off those Teamster loans, those Jimmy Hoffer loans, so you
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  Speaker 2: had to build on those. Well, the expenses never stopped,
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  Speaker 2: and they were like, what the fuck is going on?
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  Speaker 2: And he was hanging out with Jane Seymour or something,
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  Speaker 2: going back and forth like a millionaire, like a movie
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  Speaker 2: star and a leg and they shot him. That's why
• 12:40
  Speaker 2: they shot him, I think. So they shot him in
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  Speaker 2: his house and his eyeballs something like that. I remember that.
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  Speaker 3: So as a picture of his dead body allegedly in l.
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  Speaker 2: A right shot him in La So it was all.
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  Speaker 3: Because of the casinos, huh.
• 12:54
  Speaker 2: But then they made it. You know. It's like when
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  Speaker 2: we first went to Denver, the money was too good.
• 12:58
  Speaker 2: I don't give a fuck. If it's g Jesus and
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  Speaker 2: the Three Disciples, they're gonna take that envelope. It's too good.
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  Speaker 3: Well, you know what it was going on. In the beginning.
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  Speaker 3: They weren't allowed to use credit cards. Everything had to
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  Speaker 3: be cayeh, and it was crazy. So these guys were
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  Speaker 3: leaving the fucking and they bring like six Special Forces
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  Speaker 3: guys with them. They'd have fucking Green berets and Navy
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  Speaker 3: seals and shit like armed to the tits because they're
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  Speaker 3: transferring millions of dollars in cash. So the whole thing
• 13:24
  Speaker 3: was nuts, man, it was nuts. I read this story
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  Speaker 3: about the dilemma, like, these people are making all this money,
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  Speaker 3: and the crazy thing is the state was making all
• 13:33
  Speaker 3: that money too, because the taxes on the legal weed.
• 13:37
  Speaker 3: Look this up, please, it's amazing. I think it was
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  Speaker 3: like thirty nine percent.
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  Speaker 2: It's fucking crazy.
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  Speaker 3: And everybody was like, sure, Like you would never accept
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  Speaker 3: thirty nine percent on alcohol, never accept thirty nine percent
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  Speaker 3: on beef, No, but thirty nine percent on weed. You're like,
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  Speaker 3: I'll take it.
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  Speaker 2: During the pandemic, gonna let you have to buy an
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  Speaker 2: extra tax to go open. That's why they called them,
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  Speaker 2: h what do they call those businesses that had to
• 13:59
  Speaker 2: be open dispensaries? No? No, no, they're businesses that they
• 14:02
  Speaker 2: had a purpose to be open during the pandemic. Oh right,
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  Speaker 2: essential essential. Yeah, they made that essential, but they charged
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  Speaker 2: an extra attack ten percent tax.
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  Speaker 3: Don't make it so much money off weed in California.
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  Speaker 2: But now Look at all the wheat stores they're starting
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  Speaker 2: to close, are they? And in Jersey they created a
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  Speaker 2: dilemma because the state convinced them that they had to
• 14:21
  Speaker 2: build and all this shit, So all these places started.
• 14:25
  Speaker 2: You know, you're opening up a shot minustream mill. Listen,
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  Speaker 2: it's a lot of twenty dollars bags to get the
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  Speaker 2: twe three mill a lot.
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  Speaker 3: Not only that, there's a lot of competition. Oh and
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  Speaker 3: how many weed stores are in la it's bananas.
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  Speaker 2: So in English Town, New Jersey, there's four of them.
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  Speaker 2: And here's where it gets better. They're on the same block. Wow.
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  Speaker 3: Do you did you ever go to that place in
• 14:44
  Speaker 3: Inglewood with me back when it was only medical, the
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  Speaker 3: Inglewood where you used.
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  Speaker 2: To get the lollipops? Ye? Yes, yeah, I went there
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  Speaker 2: one time with you.
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  Speaker 3: You know the guy that ran that got shot, that
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  Speaker 3: dude that we used to deal with, he got shot
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  Speaker 3: in that store.
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  Speaker 2: They killed them.
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  Speaker 3: No, I think he lived. Uh I'm not sure though,
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  Speaker 3: looked that up. He might have done.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the first place you had the lollipop from
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  Speaker 2: fear Factor. Yes, he was from that guy. Yeah. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Englewood Wellness Center that was in the nineties. That was
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  Speaker 3: in the days where it was legal. Uh, if you
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  Speaker 3: had a medical reason, and any medical reason would do
• 15:18
  Speaker 3: Oh my feet hurt, get in there. But anybody who
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• 15:40
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  Speaker 3: was all fucked up from arthritis. He started taking CBD
• 15:47
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• 15:50
  Speaker 2: They just blew it up by the content a couple
• 15:52
  Speaker 2: of years ago.
• 15:53
  Speaker 3: Well who knows who's making it and what the quiet.
• 15:56
  Speaker 3: But that's the things when when things are gray, you
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  Speaker 3: get a play of douchebags make it stuff.
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  Speaker 2: You know.
• 16:02
  Speaker 3: I used to have a bit about that about the
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  Speaker 3: gummy bears, like they're not making these gummy bears in
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  Speaker 3: the same labs, or they're making tail and all. They're
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  Speaker 3: very inconsistent. You get one of them and you swear
• 16:11
  Speaker 3: it's a thousand milligrams, and the other one feels like
• 16:13
  Speaker 3: it's like a hundred they barely make sense. Back in
• 16:15
  Speaker 3: the day, back in you know, when it was the
• 16:17
  Speaker 3: Wild West.
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: I got some five hundred milligrams in my pocket. They
• 16:21
  Speaker 2: feel like five hundred milligrams whether you.
• 16:23
  Speaker 3: Say now, I don't think you can do that anymore.
• 16:25
  Speaker 3: I'm talking about like way back in the day. It
• 16:27
  Speaker 3: was different, because way back in the day there was
• 16:30
  Speaker 3: like it was the wild West.
• 16:32
  Speaker 2: First, well, way back on the dead end. Put warnings
• 16:34
  Speaker 2: on this ship, no, no one, how many milligrams when
• 16:36
  Speaker 2: this stuff? And I remember eating a brownie one time
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: and flying the Pittsburgh and the Red Eye, and my
• 16:41
  Speaker 2: leg wouldn't stop tapping. It wouldn't stop fucking.
• 16:45
  Speaker 3: I remember one time we were on a plate when you
• 16:46
  Speaker 3: had a panic attack and then you waited like an
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: hour later and then pop two more.
• 16:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 16:53
  Speaker 3: I was like, how are you doing that?
• 16:55
  Speaker 4: You're like Joe Rogan. I almost got off the plane.
• 16:57
  Speaker 4: I couldn't take it. I couldn't breathe. My fucking heart
• 17:00
  Speaker 4: was closing. It was like my chest was closing in
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  Speaker 4: on me, the walls were closing in. I thought the
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  Speaker 4: plane was gonna crash.
• 17:06
  Speaker 2: I was freaking out. I almost had turned the fucking
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: playing around.
• 17:09
  Speaker 3: You have.
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: No idea what I put myself through over the ears.
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  Speaker 2: You do that because I just want to take a chance.
• 17:16
  Speaker 2: Columbus did. I'm sitting at home, it's two in the afternoon,
• 17:20
  Speaker 2: your board is ship. Let's let's see what happens. And
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: the only thing that would hold me back is if
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: either spot that night. Oh yeah, then I would tame
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: it and be like a couple of hundred milligrams.
• 17:31
  Speaker 3: But you don't want to go up on stage with
• 17:33
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• 17:34
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  Speaker 2: Last week, I went to do a spot. I figured,
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  Speaker 2: let me wait five weeks. I haven't been on stage
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  Speaker 2: I get down there and it's fifty people. Perfect, break
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  Speaker 3: But did you film it a recorder right now?
• 19:14
  Speaker 2: I just I didn't know it was going to be gold.
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: But that's why th C. Somebody said th C is
• 19:22
  Speaker 2: like a banned substance for comics, because it may if
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: they really let it absorb you. And I'm not telling
• 19:28
  Speaker 2: you to smoke pop, but that I had an audition.
• 19:30
  Speaker 2: Whenever I have an audition, I read it, I put
• 19:33
  Speaker 2: it away. I just get stoned. And then I go
• 19:36
  Speaker 2: back and I look at it again, completely different sheet.
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: Now I can pick out things, Now I could point.
• 19:42
  Speaker 2: Then I leave it again, I get high, and I
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: come back like an hour later. And that's what I think.
• 19:47
  Speaker 2: THC makes me just realized. Look, look I live in anxiety, naturally. Naturally,
• 19:53
  Speaker 2: I beat myself up this morning. It say thirty, I'm
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: drinking coffee outside of the fourth season. I'm like, why
• 19:58
  Speaker 2: am I heart beating? Because that' that had somewhere to go? Dude,
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  Speaker 2: I don't know where to go.
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: You just gave yourself anxiety for no reason.
• 20:05
  Speaker 2: Because I always think I got somewhere to fucking go
• 20:06
  Speaker 2: at ten in the morning. That's why when my daughter
• 20:09
  Speaker 2: gets on that bus to school with seven to fifteen,
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: I started blasting, because then I know I ain't got
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: nowhere to go. Like you know, you make a list
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  Speaker 2: every day and you go, this is what I'm gonna
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: do today, and then you fucking uh. You know, wake
• 20:22
  Speaker 2: up and you look at that list after you smoke,
• 20:24
  Speaker 2: and you're like, that's a long drive up to New
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: York City today. I ain't doing that podcast. You know.
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: That's a fucking long drive up to that motherfucker.
• 20:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah. The driving in New York is not a joke.
• 20:37
  Speaker 3: That's an endeavor.
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: No, you gotta take a day like that's your day.
• 20:41
  Speaker 3: Your day is driving in and driving out. You're not
• 20:43
  Speaker 3: going to the gym, You're not doing all the other stuff.
• 20:46
  Speaker 2: Me.
• 20:46
  Speaker 3: No, I'm saying, if you you've got to drive into
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: New Jersey, that's your day. It's not like, oh, I'll
• 20:51
  Speaker 3: go there, that's at noon. I'll hit the gym at
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: two thirty. Uh uh No you won't. You'll be in
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: traffic for three hours.
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: Three hours. I always called it shit early and get
• 21:00
  Speaker 2: it over with. And like on days that I have
• 21:03
  Speaker 2: to go to the city up north, I'll just take
• 21:06
  Speaker 2: that as a day off, Like I'll work that day
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: before so I could go up there comfortably and not
• 21:10
  Speaker 2: sweat it. Yeah, but it's got some days I get
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: up and I'm not going up there. I gotta work
• 21:14
  Speaker 2: out today.
• 21:15
  Speaker 3: Listen, this is one of the big things that Texas
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: has or Austin has in particular over the East Coast
• 21:21
  Speaker 3: is the fucking traffic. The traffic. Here's a joke. They
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: talk about traffic. It's adorable. You might be ten extra minutes.
• 21:29
  Speaker 3: Who it's a door. But occasionally a car accident happens
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: and there's a bunch of people stopped. That shit happens
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: everywhere in the world, but for the most part, the
• 21:39
  Speaker 3: East Coast is so thick with people. You don't realize
• 21:44
  Speaker 3: it until you have to make that trip to New
• 21:46
  Speaker 3: Jersey and back and forth. You know, when we do
• 21:50
  Speaker 3: the UFCS. If we go into New Jersey to the
• 21:53
  Speaker 3: UFC and then with the way ins, then we have
• 21:55
  Speaker 3: to go back to New.
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: York to play pool at six o'clock.
• 21:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, oh my god, it's crazy. Go to New York
• 22:01
  Speaker 3: to eat into playpool and it's fucking it's a madhouse.
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: Think about what it was like the last two weeks.
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: Jim Larantina said he went into the city sat it
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: was three hours because of the nick bullshit, and they
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: weren't even playing. They weren't even playing.
• 22:16
  Speaker 3: People were so upset that Trump was going to go
• 22:18
  Speaker 3: to the NBA because if he's there. Then they have
• 22:21
  Speaker 3: all these crazy security protocols and makes the traffic even worse.
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: There was no parties, there was no nothing.
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: That just sticks to the UFC and that they're gonna
• 22:29
  Speaker 3: boo him everywhere.
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: Oh, they him. I didn't watch the whole game.
• 22:33
  Speaker 3: Some people cheered. I heard it was like cheers and booze.
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: But the problem is if there's cheers in any booze,
• 22:40
  Speaker 3: if there's like fifty to fifty, like that's that's don't
• 22:43
  Speaker 3: don't don't go to that spot, go to the UFC.
• 22:46
  Speaker 3: People say he got booted the UFC. I've seen him
• 22:48
  Speaker 3: at the UFC six times or something like that. I
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: don't know how many times. Never get booted. He's never
• 22:54
  Speaker 3: gotten booted. They fucking cheered. The people that say they're
• 22:57
  Speaker 3: they booing him, you're distorting reality. It's not true. They
• 23:00
  Speaker 3: cheer him like he walks in there to the American
• 23:03
  Speaker 3: Badass song, especially if Kid Rock is with him and
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: Dana White's behind him, and then sometimes Tucker Carlson was
• 23:09
  Speaker 3: there too. Back on when they were close. It was
• 23:12
  Speaker 3: like the Conservative Avengers. It was like, this is ridiculous.
• 23:15
  Speaker 2: He was a kiss of death last night. I bet
• 23:17
  Speaker 2: against the next last night, me and Jamie we were like,
• 23:20
  Speaker 2: fuck that getting two and a half. Why they only
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: give them two and a half. They're up to schemes.
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: You were returned two and a half they were given
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: last night. Everybody and their mother, even fucking your daughter
• 23:30
  Speaker 2: bet the next last night given two and a half.
• 23:33
  Speaker 3: Do you bet sports all the time? How often you bet.
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: This type of the year? I bet basketball because it's
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: real the defense.
• 23:42
  Speaker 3: Do you use an app?
• 23:44
  Speaker 2: Like what do you DraftKings?
• 23:45
  Speaker 3: DraftKings?
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: Everything is on DraftKings.
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: You don't have a bookie?
• 23:49
  Speaker 2: No, No, I enjoyed because DraftKings has so many fun
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: Like there's bookies out there, like they keep busting these
• 23:56
  Speaker 2: mafia rings in Jersey and New York. Thirty nine people
• 23:59
  Speaker 2: had to big bus last year with the basketball coaches
• 24:02
  Speaker 2: that they put the cards up and you could see
• 24:04
  Speaker 2: through the fucking cards on the table. It's it's gambling
• 24:08
  Speaker 2: has grown to a fucking nightmare. We're gonna pay for
• 24:11
  Speaker 2: this for five years. But when I went to college,
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: after orientation, you walked out and there was credit card
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: companies discover MasterCard, Visa and they give you a credit
• 24:21
  Speaker 2: card for being a student for two fifty automatic right there.
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: And that now when you go to those orientation theres
• 24:28
  Speaker 2: DraftKings is that m you know the other one's fandels
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: there And I'm not putting them down. I love DraftKings,
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: but you're copping these kids. These kids don't have enough
• 24:36
  Speaker 2: problems with fucking student loans. Right now, I'm gonna put
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: a fucking thing. More people are gambling more than.
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: Ever than ever in Australia too, my buddy mccam. You
• 24:47
  Speaker 3: know James ca Yeah, I was talking about how crazy
• 24:49
  Speaker 3: it is in Australia. Yeah, it's uh, it's what is
• 24:52
  Speaker 3: the what's the odds on the Iliotaporia justin Gatschee fight
• 24:57
  Speaker 3: at the White House.
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: To pick them is no.
• 25:01
  Speaker 3: No, Toporia has to be a huge favorite. I guarantee
• 25:06
  Speaker 3: to Porius two to one, four to one, Yeah, oh
• 25:10
  Speaker 3: my god, four to one's crazy. Two to one. If
• 25:14
  Speaker 3: you just think about what he's done in his last
• 25:16
  Speaker 3: three fights, he's had the most legendary run in MMA
• 25:20
  Speaker 3: Championship history. In his last three fights, he knocked out
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: three all time greats. Knocks out Alexander Volkanowski, knocks out
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: Max Holloway, knocks out Charles Olivera three in a row,
• 25:33
  Speaker 3: like anybody who could do that? You go, I'm not
• 25:36
  Speaker 3: fucking betting anything against that guy. But Justin Gaigie's a
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: tough character son.
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: So if I bet twenty five bucks on Gayje, I
• 25:45
  Speaker 2: win one hundred four.
• 25:49
  Speaker 3: To one, Yeah, which is uh, look it's minus four
• 25:54
  Speaker 3: to twenty six for Toporio, they're like four to ones.
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: I don't know.
• 25:57
  Speaker 3: Caesar says six hundred. Caesar says six hundred. Caesar's is smart.
• 26:03
  Speaker 3: But the thing is, man, don't think that Justin Gaechee
• 26:06
  Speaker 3: can't win. Like anybody can lose in an MMA fight.
• 26:09
  Speaker 3: People get hit, like in iliots Aporia. One of his
• 26:13
  Speaker 3: early fights. One of it, I think his first fight
• 26:15
  Speaker 3: in the UFC at lightweight. He took it on short
• 26:17
  Speaker 3: notice and he fought this dude, Ji Herbert, who's a
• 26:22
  Speaker 3: really tall, really good striker, and Ji Herbert caught him
• 26:26
  Speaker 3: with a head kick in the first round, a switch
• 26:29
  Speaker 3: kick to the dome that dropped him. It was perfect,
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: but he recovered, brilliant. He got a hold of him,
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: took him to the ground, recovered, and then came back
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: and devastating knockout in the second round. Like he fucking
• 26:42
  Speaker 3: puts people into orbit. Man, his power is crazy. He's
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: not a big guy either. Man Justin's a much bigger
• 26:50
  Speaker 3: guy than him. But the way he knocks guys out,
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: it's just dead. He knocks him out dead. But so
• 26:56
  Speaker 3: does gae Chee. People forget it. Gae Chee's off fucking
• 27:00
  Speaker 3: warhammer dude. That guy loves battles.
• 27:04
  Speaker 2: He this is not I don't think a tough fight.
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: Here's a tough fucking fight. I could both. And this
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: is this Sunday, right, correct.
• 27:10
  Speaker 3: It's this Sunday. Gaigie's bigger going so yeah, I'm going
• 27:14
  Speaker 3: so Gatechee's bigger. Gay Chie used to fight at what
• 27:20
  Speaker 3: was it called the i f L. Is that whatever
• 27:22
  Speaker 3: the organization was before the he came to the UFC,
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: I think it was. It was before the PFL was
• 27:28
  Speaker 3: like another one. But what was it? What did he
• 27:32
  Speaker 3: what was the organization? You know there's these feeder organizations
• 27:35
  Speaker 3: like the PFL. A lot of really good fighters that
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: wind up becoming champions.
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: Started out there. Yeah, was that it?
• 27:42
  Speaker 3: World Series of Fighting? That's right, that's what it was.
• 27:44
  Speaker 3: And I mean he was fucking people up with leg kicks,
• 27:47
  Speaker 3: but it was the way he was fighting. It would
• 27:50
  Speaker 3: just throw himself into chaos, like he He didn't fight
• 27:54
  Speaker 3: tactically at all back then. No, like the you ever
• 27:57
  Speaker 3: see the Michael Johnson fight with him in the UFC
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: A long time, he has his first fight in the UFC.
• 28:02
  Speaker 3: It's one of the craziest fucking fights ever because he
• 28:05
  Speaker 3: just fucking throws himself at Michael Johnson and Michael Johnson
• 28:10
  Speaker 3: throws himself right back and moves up. They got hurt,
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: both guys got cracked. It was a crazy fight, but
• 28:16
  Speaker 3: eventually Justin got him. But it was the way he
• 28:18
  Speaker 3: fought you, like.
• 28:19
  Speaker 2: Good lord, a pit bull, like a pit bull, like
• 28:23
  Speaker 2: no concern for his safety.
• 28:24
  Speaker 3: Just dive in. It was a fucking crazy fight. And
• 28:27
  Speaker 3: look how Dustin is always just trying to kill you.
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: He's always moved Look at that every shot, he's trying
• 28:33
  Speaker 3: to fucking kill you. He's always moving forward, trying to
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: smash you. And the thing is he relishes this kind
• 28:40
  Speaker 3: of combat so much that in the beginning he lost
• 28:44
  Speaker 3: some fights that he could have won if he tempered it,
• 28:47
  Speaker 3: and then he did so. And then when he went
• 28:49
  Speaker 3: on this like legendary run and started beating everybody, it's
• 28:52
  Speaker 3: really because he controlled the violence a little bit more.
• 28:56
  Speaker 3: He controlled the chaos, but it was still like very
• 28:59
  Speaker 3: tech nickel violence. It wasn't like he was brawling dumb.
• 29:03
  Speaker 3: He was just forcing himself into chaos so much. He
• 29:07
  Speaker 3: was throwing himself right into the fire over and over
• 29:09
  Speaker 3: and over again. This is a dangerous fucking guy. He's
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: a dangerous for anybody. I mean, he had hit Kabebe.
• 29:18
  Speaker 3: He hurt him with some calf kicks. He could do
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: that too. He leg kicks you from inside the clinch.
• 29:25
  Speaker 3: One of the things that he does really well is
• 29:26
  Speaker 3: from like he could get you with like a collar
• 29:29
  Speaker 3: tie and he's leg kicking you. He gives him the
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: finger and tells him to get up. I mean, Michael
• 29:33
  Speaker 3: Johnson's getting battered. This is a top fight for him
• 29:35
  Speaker 3: at this point. We're in round two. Look at that
• 29:38
  Speaker 3: need of the body. Just everything's trying to kill you.
• 29:42
  Speaker 3: It's not like this tactical take a chance here, take
• 29:47
  Speaker 3: a chance there. Now, everything's take a chance. It's like
• 29:49
  Speaker 3: from the very beginning of the fight, and this is
• 29:51
  Speaker 3: how he fight. He eventually took him out, but it
• 29:54
  Speaker 3: was crazy fight.
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: He fights like I told Jaggs to fight. They weren't
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: thinking about brain them all those dudes. We're not thinking
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: about that. We were talking about that with football before.
• 30:06
  Speaker 3: You know what, I just watched the other day Mustapha
• 30:08
  Speaker 3: hamp Show versus Mustapha hamp Show.
• 30:11
  Speaker 2: Did they battle?
• 30:12
  Speaker 3: Oh, Hager took him out. But it was just Hagler
• 30:16
  Speaker 3: in his prime.
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: He was beautiful.
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: That he was amazing, fucking so good. He was so good,
• 30:22
  Speaker 3: and he was so good at switching stances, man, when
• 30:24
  Speaker 3: no one was doing that back then. Hagler would fight
• 30:27
  Speaker 3: South Paul. He would fight orthodox, he would fuck you up.
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: You didn't know where it was coming from. And he
• 30:31
  Speaker 3: could fight just as good Southpaw as he could Orthodox.
• 30:34
  Speaker 3: It was amazing. It was an amazing fight to watch.
• 30:37
  Speaker 3: Like God, that guy was great, so disciplined.
• 30:41
  Speaker 2: Yeah, some good fights this week. I'm excited for the car.
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: I thought it was Saturday. Yeah.
• 30:45
  Speaker 3: Jamie posted up that the Cyril Gone Alex Perreira fights
• 30:48
  Speaker 3: the closest fight in the cards in terms of odds.
• 30:51
  Speaker 3: It's like even odds. And that's a that's a sero.
• 30:55
  Speaker 3: Gun's a tall order. That's a tall order for your
• 30:58
  Speaker 3: first heavyweight fight in the ufcs AI. Yeah, I would
• 31:03
  Speaker 3: say it's a pick them. I would say it's a
• 31:04
  Speaker 3: pick them. Cyril Gon is really good. And the thing
• 31:08
  Speaker 3: about Cyril Gone is the problems that he's had in
• 31:11
  Speaker 3: fights or when guys take him down, when guys stand
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: with him. He is very tricky. He's very slick, he's
• 31:19
  Speaker 3: very technical, and he's he's very light on his feet
• 31:23
  Speaker 3: for a big guy. Like he moves really well, like
• 31:26
  Speaker 3: one of the best movers in the heavyweight division for sure.
• 31:29
  Speaker 3: He's he's like he dances on his feet. He also
• 31:32
  Speaker 3: does a weird thing off his front leg. He throws
• 31:34
  Speaker 3: a front kick when he's standing sideways, like in a
• 31:37
  Speaker 3: bladed stance like this, and he picks it up and
• 31:41
  Speaker 3: twists it into your stomach bang like that. It's weird, Like,
• 31:46
  Speaker 3: oh no, it's a kick. I mean it's called a
• 31:48
  Speaker 3: twisting kick.
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: Tick.
• 31:49
  Speaker 3: It's just you don't ever see people throwing that kick
• 31:52
  Speaker 3: from the front leg like he does. Like he does
• 31:55
  Speaker 3: a lot of He does a lot of weird shit
• 31:57
  Speaker 3: that you have to get used to, like that Tom
• 32:00
  Speaker 3: Aspinall Fight Man, he was he was scoring very well
• 32:03
  Speaker 3: on the feet and I know it got stopped because
• 32:05
  Speaker 3: of the ipokes, But before the ipokes, Cyril Gon was
• 32:07
  Speaker 3: doing very well on the feet against Aspenal, and Aspital
• 32:10
  Speaker 3: is a big, fast heavyweight. It's gonna be interesting because
• 32:15
  Speaker 3: I don't I don't you know, know if Pereira is
• 32:18
  Speaker 3: gonna have an issue with the movement, you know, if
• 32:20
  Speaker 3: he's gonna be able to shut that movement down. And
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: I don't know if Cyril Gone is gonna be able to, like,
• 32:25
  Speaker 3: if he's gonna want to exchange with him, he might
• 32:28
  Speaker 3: feel that power and say I'm just gonna fight on
• 32:30
  Speaker 3: the outside because Pereira's got that. You make one mistake
• 32:33
  Speaker 3: power heavyweight.
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: He looks like he gained the weight, he looks.
• 32:39
  Speaker 3: He's huge, and on top of that, no dieting, so
• 32:43
  Speaker 3: no depleting of his body at all. You're gonna have
• 32:46
  Speaker 3: a guy competing for the first time where he's never
• 32:49
  Speaker 3: had to cut weight.
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: That's huge.
• 32:53
  Speaker 3: That's a giant advantage not having to cut weights. Like
• 32:55
  Speaker 3: they let you take steroids. You can't. You don't have
• 32:58
  Speaker 3: to cut weight. No cutting weight to all. If they
• 33:01
  Speaker 3: changed weight cutting, if they cut all weight cutting out
• 33:03
  Speaker 3: of MMA, you'd have like better performances. People be fighting
• 33:07
  Speaker 3: so much better because they would they would feel so
• 33:10
  Speaker 3: much healthier. They would be so much more durable. There
• 33:12
  Speaker 3: wouldn't be as many like one shot knockouts where you're like, WHOA,
• 33:16
  Speaker 3: that got them because a lot of these guys, like
• 33:18
  Speaker 3: their brain is still dehydrated when they're in there fighting.
• 33:21
  Speaker 3: It's only twenty four hours after they rehydrate. That's not
• 33:24
  Speaker 3: enough time to get to the brain.
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: We go to Wayans with you, and these guys would
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: come in like they looking like they had cancer.
• 33:31
  Speaker 3: They look dead.
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I would see him and then they would I
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: V in the back. Then I think they cut out
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: IVS after. I remember being there with you and looking
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: at these guys coming in. They looked like they were
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: on that fucking GLP for ten years, like fucking Sharon
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: Osboe's daughter. I mean, they were looking fucked up, Jack.
• 33:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they looked dead. Some guys looked real. But you
• 33:51
  Speaker 3: remember when Anderson Silva fought Travis Luter. Do you remember
• 33:54
  Speaker 3: that fight?
• 33:54
  Speaker 2: Yeah, the jiu jitsu guy from Texas exactly.
• 33:56
  Speaker 3: Yes, that was the worst I ever saw anybody at
• 33:59
  Speaker 3: a way In.
• 34:00
  Speaker 2: He looked really fucking And again this.
• 34:01
  Speaker 3: Was not the ceremonial wig in like we have now.
• 34:04
  Speaker 3: This was like the actual way In see if you
• 34:06
  Speaker 3: can make the waight. And Travis couldn't walk. He was shuffling,
• 34:09
  Speaker 3: he couldn't pick his legs up, his lips were cracked,
• 34:12
  Speaker 3: like his body was dried out.
• 34:16
  Speaker 2: Up and then go throw rounds exactly eight o'clock the
• 34:19
  Speaker 2: next night.
• 34:21
  Speaker 3: Meanwhile, I mean he was so depleted, but he got
• 34:24
  Speaker 3: a hold of Anderson the first round. It took him down,
• 34:26
  Speaker 3: and that's what he wanted to do. And yeah, Kevin
• 34:30
  Speaker 3: Holns coach, oh ship, Yeah, yeah, yeah, Travis is a
• 34:34
  Speaker 3: bad mother.
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: He was.
• 34:37
  Speaker 3: When guys rolled with him on The Ultimate Fighter, you know,
• 34:40
  Speaker 3: one of one of the best compliments. One of the
• 34:42
  Speaker 3: guys said, he goes, dude, he goes, I've rolled with
• 34:44
  Speaker 3: only a couple of guys like that. It's like him
• 34:46
  Speaker 3: and Ricardo the Boreo. I go, really, I go, that
• 34:49
  Speaker 3: guy feels like Ricardo l Boreo. He's that level. He goes,
• 34:53
  Speaker 3: He's like, dude. He was running through people, just running
• 34:55
  Speaker 3: through people on the ground. Travis was a beast. He
• 34:58
  Speaker 3: was one of the first, like truly the elite Brazilian
• 35:01
  Speaker 3: jiu jitsu black belts and like the modern era, like
• 35:04
  Speaker 3: that Anderson Silver era. Whereas when he got guys to
• 35:06
  Speaker 3: the ground. You were in trouble, You're in real trouble.
• 35:09
  Speaker 3: There's a few guys. Charles oliver is the big one.
• 35:12
  Speaker 3: Charles OLIVERA puts people in positions they're like, oh no,
• 35:15
  Speaker 3: what have I done? Like you think you're gonna be
• 35:17
  Speaker 3: comfortable like in his guard Like, bitch, You're never gonna
• 35:20
  Speaker 3: be comfortable on the ground with Oliver OLIVERA is just
• 35:22
  Speaker 3: so dangerous everywhere.
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: Correct.
• 35:25
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, I've been since they were a kid.
• 35:28
  Speaker 3: Standout great camp. He's from that shoot the Box camp.
• 35:31
  Speaker 3: I mean that can't produced Anderson Silva Marie Ninja showgun
• 35:40
  Speaker 3: like who else? Pele the one of the original MMA
• 35:44
  Speaker 3: fighters back in the Bare Knuckle days. He was the
• 35:47
  Speaker 3: top dude in the original in the original days. No
• 35:50
  Speaker 3: Nogara is not from shoot Box. Nogara is a Carlson
• 35:53
  Speaker 3: Gracy guy. Those Carlson Gracy right.
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: No, in Chicago.
• 36:01
  Speaker 3: No, no Ghara wasn't Carlson Gracie. Noghara was. I don't
• 36:05
  Speaker 3: want to get that wrong. Who was no Gara's trainer,
• 36:08
  Speaker 3: Minataro Nogara his original jiu jitsu coach, his fucking brother.
• 36:14
  Speaker 3: Probably No, both of them were elite. They were twins. Yeah,
• 36:19
  Speaker 3: there were twins. They were both elite. They were both
• 36:21
  Speaker 3: like world class fighters in Pride. Does it say his
• 36:26
  Speaker 3: jiu jitsu coach Minataro was the first, Like he was
• 36:33
  Speaker 3: the first guy that was like finishing elite guys off
• 36:38
  Speaker 3: of his back in Pride, like he was tapping to
• 36:41
  Speaker 3: like when he was the champion in Pride. You remember
• 36:44
  Speaker 3: when he beat Bob Sap. No, Bob Sap was three
• 36:48
  Speaker 3: hundred and fifty pounds with abs and the fight was crazy.
• 36:53
  Speaker 3: He picks Menataro up and spikes him on his head
• 36:56
  Speaker 3: in the beginning of the fight, fucked his neck up
• 36:58
  Speaker 3: for years, like his neck was fun walked up after
• 37:00
  Speaker 3: that fight and still survived and eventually caught Bob's happened
• 37:04
  Speaker 3: an armbar, but it was bananas. Omri Ptec Okay, yeah,
• 37:09
  Speaker 3: there you go. Amri Petec is another guy who fought
• 37:12
  Speaker 3: early in the UFC. So that's his coach for one.
• 37:16
  Speaker 3: Where did he get his black belt? Just see where
• 37:19
  Speaker 3: he got his black belt from? Just ask the question
• 37:28
  Speaker 3: who gave Mintaro his black belt? Let me just say, okay,
• 37:39
  Speaker 3: Haricardo di Lahiva, that's his primary instructor. There you go okay,
• 37:49
  Speaker 3: yeah he was, Uh he was, he was. Probably there's
• 37:56
  Speaker 3: a bunch of moves that are attributed to guys that
• 38:00
  Speaker 3: it's not quite sure whether or not they invented it,
• 38:02
  Speaker 3: but they were really good at it.
• 38:04
  Speaker 2: You know how much fun does that get? Somebody? Adela
• 38:06
  Speaker 2: even faking them down, it's fun. I can't finish the
• 38:09
  Speaker 2: leg lock. I never could. I'm fucking terrible. I can't
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: get my arms around it. I'm fucking my shoulders. Leglocks
• 38:16
  Speaker 2: are scary. I don't like any of that. Ship you
• 38:18
  Speaker 2: fuck them up.
• 38:19
  Speaker 3: You know, you twist the wrong way, turn the wrong way,
• 38:21
  Speaker 3: you hear things pop e scary.
• 38:25
  Speaker 2: You're still training.
• 38:27
  Speaker 3: I haven't over a year. I haven't done any wrong
• 38:29
  Speaker 3: with you. That was for a while. I've I got
• 38:31
  Speaker 3: a knee problem. It's much better now. I've been really
• 38:34
  Speaker 3: working on over the last six months. But it kept
• 38:37
  Speaker 3: swelling after a while. The thing is, it would get
• 38:40
  Speaker 3: better and it would feel pretty good, and then i'd
• 38:43
  Speaker 3: heard it again. And usually I heard it like a
• 38:46
  Speaker 3: year ago, hunting. I twisted it hunting. And then I've
• 38:50
  Speaker 3: also heard it like hitting the bag too. Like sometimes
• 38:54
  Speaker 3: I just start wailing.
• 38:56
  Speaker 2: And you forget.
• 38:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you forget. It's just the next day it sore
• 38:59
  Speaker 3: as fuck. It's like I don't have meniscus on one
• 39:01
  Speaker 3: part of my knee, so I have to make sure
• 39:03
  Speaker 3: that it doesn't get arthritic, you know what I mean,
• 39:05
  Speaker 3: because like I don't have to tell you, like, once
• 39:08
  Speaker 3: your knee gets bad, it's a real problem. And so
• 39:10
  Speaker 3: you got to like walk that edge between when you
• 39:14
  Speaker 3: don't have cartilage or you don't have meniscus and your
• 39:16
  Speaker 3: cartilage is getting bone on bone like that. Like you
• 39:19
  Speaker 3: gotta be careful. You gotta be careful. They're getting real
• 39:22
  Speaker 3: close to fixing shit, real close. They're injecting like different
• 39:26
  Speaker 3: kinds of gels in people's knees now that replace the meniscus.
• 39:31
  Speaker 3: And they're also doing some new stem cell therapy where
• 39:33
  Speaker 3: they go into the bone itself and it regenerates partage gel.
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: They always work you with that gel.
• 39:39
  Speaker 3: I think it's a new one.
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: Joey.
• 39:41
  Speaker 3: It's a it's like a. It's they call it a
• 39:42
  Speaker 3: biological matrix.
• 39:44
  Speaker 2: You need to get like a you need to get
• 39:46
  Speaker 2: like insurance approved and all that. Yeah, I did it.
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: That's just all those things. It's like when you see
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: an ad for somebody do you have problems sweeping, buy
• 39:56
  Speaker 2: this mouthpiece. But twenty nine ninety nine, I don't.
• 39:59
  Speaker 3: Think you got what they have now because this is
• 40:02
  Speaker 3: just released in Germany. This is brand new.
• 40:05
  Speaker 2: But this geil like, I'm just saying to you, the jail,
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: the quarters all I have friends with me proms and
• 40:11
  Speaker 2: they tell me what they go through and they go
• 40:12
  Speaker 2: to different doctors, and it's the same fucking We got
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: quarters off for you. We got to jail, We're not
• 40:20
  Speaker 2: gonna do the PRP, and we don't do stem cell.
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: So you joe regularly, you don't do no reading. This
• 40:26
  Speaker 2: is what happened to me with the fucking why I
• 40:28
  Speaker 2: did this surgery in the first place. You had moved
• 40:31
  Speaker 2: here and I didn't know about waste too well off
• 40:33
  Speaker 2: not I wouldn't have never touched this sne the first time. Never. Never.
• 40:38
  Speaker 2: I didn't read up on it because when my wife
• 40:42
  Speaker 2: was pregnant, I read up on all that shit and
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: I didn't want to have the baby no more because
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: it said when shoe for forty three, you'll die if
• 40:49
  Speaker 2: you're giving birth, like so if you're not ready when
• 40:51
  Speaker 2: you get older as a woman, you know now women
• 40:54
  Speaker 2: are having kids at fifties and fucking fifty fives. But
• 40:57
  Speaker 2: a woman has to be that she has like a
• 40:59
  Speaker 2: short window, and they have a lot of things that
• 41:01
  Speaker 2: could go wrong with the pregnancy. When I read that,
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: I got nervous for my wife. I'm like, she's gonna
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: die on the fucking table and I'm stuck raising a girl.
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: I don't know. If I can't raise a girl, you know,
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: don't what am I gonna do here? So I didn't
• 41:13
  Speaker 2: really I researched it a little bit after I got
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: the knee. After I went and I saw the fucking
• 41:19
  Speaker 2: the chisel and the fucking mallet on the table, I go,
• 41:22
  Speaker 2: we gotta look into this when I get out of here,
• 41:25
  Speaker 2: Like this is fucking insane. I would have never done
• 41:28
  Speaker 2: the redo knee. I would have waited shot it with
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: stem cells BP seed it. At that time, I was
• 41:34
  Speaker 2: still a little fearful of needles, so I was like, uh,
• 41:37
  Speaker 2: bpc them. Everything is, you gotta shoot it.
• 41:39
  Speaker 3: You feel fearful at needles, but not of a knee replacement.
• 41:42
  Speaker 2: That's hilarious, No problem, now, I'm fine Now. It took
• 41:44
  Speaker 2: it took four stays in the hospital last year to
• 41:47
  Speaker 2: fucking let go one day. They had to come in
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: and take blood out of me every twenty minutes for
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: three hours. Why it's that type of test. They shoot
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: you at something and see how you react to it.
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: And dog, I didn't faint time. I don't think no
• 42:00
  Speaker 2: more unless like last time, I waste too well. I
• 42:03
  Speaker 2: wanted to hung over on those tequilas from the mother Ship,
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: drinking that round white juice and shit. I went in
• 42:09
  Speaker 2: there with no breakfast, like we need to take blood
• 42:11
  Speaker 2: out within minutes. I'm pale, I'm sweat profusiously. They gotta
• 42:15
  Speaker 2: put ice on my back and i'm my neck and shit.
• 42:18
  Speaker 2: And when I did the when they turned the switch
• 42:21
  Speaker 2: off on your leg, what's that? When you do that
• 42:24
  Speaker 2: little before surgery, when I first hurt the knee, they said,
• 42:28
  Speaker 2: we're not going to give you pain medication, but if
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: you're really hurting that bag, come on down here and
• 42:31
  Speaker 2: we'll give you a nerve block.
• 42:33
  Speaker 3: Oh, they give you a nerve block, Rogan, Holy shit,
• 42:36
  Speaker 3: who did that? Where'd they do that?
• 42:37
  Speaker 2: Because the place where I went for surgery the first time,
• 42:40
  Speaker 2: they're shit, uh huh. This place is specialized and all
• 42:44
  Speaker 2: that stuff, so they have their own therapy. They have
• 42:48
  Speaker 2: their own, like the surgeons, and then they have a
• 42:51
  Speaker 2: pain department that they talk to you. They go, listen,
• 42:55
  Speaker 2: you could take this, you want it, we'll give it
• 42:56
  Speaker 2: to you. Well, let's do this. Let's try it with this.
• 42:59
  Speaker 2: They don't want you, you know, and I understand it.
• 43:01
  Speaker 2: People lose their minds on those fucking things. So I
• 43:04
  Speaker 2: did the nerve block first. Joe Holy fuck, holy fucking
• 43:09
  Speaker 2: And when I went to the doctor about a month ago,
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: the girl was like, I was dead at Dagger when
• 43:14
  Speaker 2: I fainted. She goes, you didn't faint, but you sure
• 43:16
  Speaker 2: came close. She goes, you lost all the color in
• 43:19
  Speaker 2: your face. It's crazy. Joey had to drink water. And
• 43:23
  Speaker 2: then the EPI door block. You ever do one of those? No?
• 43:26
  Speaker 3: Well, no, I did when I got my knee surgery.
• 43:28
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they always knee surged you. I thought they put
• 43:30
  Speaker 2: you out for those.
• 43:31
  Speaker 3: They did most of the time. But my first s
• 43:34
  Speaker 3: a cl I asked if I could watch and uh,
• 43:37
  Speaker 3: he said, you don't want to watch it? I go, no,
• 43:39
  Speaker 3: I do. I don't want to. I don't want to
• 43:41
  Speaker 3: get this done once. I want to see it. Can
• 43:43
  Speaker 3: I watch?
• 43:43
  Speaker 2: Did you see it? And they shot in the net
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: on your spine.
• 43:46
  Speaker 3: Well, they shot it in my spine right, and so
• 43:48
  Speaker 3: you don't feel anything in your legs. And I watched
• 43:51
  Speaker 3: them open my knee up and put it together again.
• 43:54
  Speaker 2: Fuck you, Joe. The eple door block is one of.
• 43:59
  Speaker 3: The way I'm like, I don't want to do this.
• 44:01
  Speaker 3: Once I didn't know that I was going to have
• 44:03
  Speaker 3: another ACL surgery.
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: Eight. You didn't get put out for your surgery.
• 44:07
  Speaker 3: No, not the first one, the second one I did.
• 44:11
  Speaker 2: That's insane, Joe, that I love you, that you was
• 44:14
  Speaker 2: on bo and shit.
• 44:15
  Speaker 3: But I wanted to watch not I want to watch
• 44:17
  Speaker 3: a lot of I want to see what it looks
• 44:19
  Speaker 3: like because it's kind of crazy. They're going to take
• 44:20
  Speaker 3: your knee, take a slice out of your ptel attendant
• 44:23
  Speaker 3: along with a chunk of bone and a chunk of
• 44:25
  Speaker 3: bone for your kneecap, and then screw it back in place,
• 44:28
  Speaker 3: Like this is crazy. I want to watch held up
• 44:32
  Speaker 3: still good. The real problem was the meniscus, so they
• 44:35
  Speaker 3: didn't even take the meniscus out. Then they just stitched
• 44:39
  Speaker 3: it up. There was a tear in the miniscus, but
• 44:41
  Speaker 3: it wasn't too bad, and he thought it could heal
• 44:44
  Speaker 3: you know because I was in my twenties. I was
• 44:46
  Speaker 3: like twenty three, I think twenty two, and then h
• 44:50
  Speaker 3: over time, it just got wore out that that tear
• 44:54
  Speaker 3: became a bucket handle tear and it would lock, so
• 44:57
  Speaker 3: it would pull the meniscus would pull up and like
• 45:00
  Speaker 3: lock in place. It was fucking insanely painful, and I
• 45:05
  Speaker 3: was like, this keeps happening. It happened a couple of times.
• 45:08
  Speaker 3: It was like it happened in jiu jitsu class and
• 45:10
  Speaker 3: Eddie Bravo had to take me to the doctor. Eddie
• 45:12
  Speaker 3: Bravo had to drive my NSX. We drove straight to
• 45:15
  Speaker 3: the doctor, and you know, they tell me I need
• 45:18
  Speaker 3: to get my meniscus removed. I'm like okay. And then
• 45:21
  Speaker 3: he told me I need to stop doing martial arts.
• 45:23
  Speaker 3: I was like, okay, that's cute.
• 45:25
  Speaker 2: That's the first and they'll tell you.
• 45:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you gotta stop doing martial arts everything. No watch
• 45:30
  Speaker 3: arts thirty years later, fuck you. Yeah.
• 45:34
  Speaker 2: The medium ones.
• 45:36
  Speaker 3: Alps, that's Tucker Carlson's one. It's those are good. It's
• 45:41
  Speaker 3: six six milligrams. These are threes. This is the athletic nicotine.
• 45:45
  Speaker 3: That's threes. Like those they don't make you jittery. Those
• 45:50
  Speaker 3: those take a hell of a hit. Tucker likes some strong.
• 45:52
  Speaker 2: I like them, but they always wallow them by mistake.
• 45:56
  Speaker 2: Next seeing them shipping pouches and ship they have focused ones.
• 46:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's that's these ultras.
• 46:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I do the ultras, don't in this room anymore.
• 46:06
  Speaker 2: I was doing those after I had the surgeon.
• 46:08
  Speaker 3: Those are great.
• 46:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a.
• 46:09
  Speaker 3: Bunch of really good things for your focus. People that
• 46:11
  Speaker 3: think it's all bullshit, you know, like that nootropics are
• 46:13
  Speaker 3: bullshit and you're allowed to think whatever you want. But
• 46:17
  Speaker 3: trust me from somebod who uses uses his brain for
• 46:20
  Speaker 3: a living, there's a difference between taking nootropics and not
• 46:23
  Speaker 3: taking him. It's not gonna make you smarter, but it
• 46:25
  Speaker 3: will make your brain function at a better level. There's
• 46:28
  Speaker 3: a bunch of shit that works like that, Like you
• 46:30
  Speaker 3: know those those keytone drinks like ketone IQ that helps
• 46:33
  Speaker 3: a lot. Really Yeah, your brain uses keytones. Your brain
• 46:36
  Speaker 3: uses keytones for focus. That's why people that take ketogenic
• 46:39
  Speaker 3: diets and go on carnivore diet, they say it gives
• 46:42
  Speaker 3: them like more mental clarity, You have more more focus.
• 46:44
  Speaker 3: It's fact, like I feel different when I'm eating like clean,
• 46:49
  Speaker 3: if I'm eating like carnivore, just eggs and steak, my
• 46:51
  Speaker 3: brain works better. It's just not processing the carbs and
• 46:56
  Speaker 3: all the fog that comes with that. Not the carbs
• 46:58
  Speaker 3: are bad void, but when you take this stuff, this
• 47:02
  Speaker 3: stuff is the shit. This is my friend Derek's gorilla mind.
• 47:06
  Speaker 3: This is a nootropic drink. Drink. No, it's got some caffeine,
• 47:10
  Speaker 3: and it's got a good amount of caffeine, but it's
• 47:12
  Speaker 3: got a bunch of nootropics, so there's a bunch of
• 47:14
  Speaker 3: like brain vitamins in there. You know anything about I'm
• 47:16
  Speaker 3: not selling this. This is my friends.
• 47:19
  Speaker 2: You know I'm not a You know that I have
• 47:21
  Speaker 2: a great memory of dates, and I can take it
• 47:24
  Speaker 2: a different situation stories. I don't know what happened in
• 47:27
  Speaker 2: the last three years. How come if I talk to
• 47:31
  Speaker 2: you on a Monday, which I usually do, you call
• 47:33
  Speaker 2: me Mondays on the way home at six Whatever we
• 47:37
  Speaker 2: talked about by Thursday, I don't remember, Like you'll say,
• 47:42
  Speaker 2: call me back when you find out. I fucking forget now,
• 47:46
  Speaker 2: like just little.
• 47:48
  Speaker 3: This is the last few years, last few.
• 47:49
  Speaker 2: Years, I could see you know, you know you're sixty.
• 47:52
  Speaker 2: A lot of shit changes you. Yeah, you know it's
• 47:55
  Speaker 2: really weird, Joe. I need eight now, I need eight, Sorry,
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: I need eight?
• 48:00
  Speaker 3: Eight?
• 48:01
  Speaker 2: What hours of sleep? Eight solid? I got the whoop?
• 48:04
  Speaker 2: I need it.
• 48:05
  Speaker 3: It makes a difference six and a half.
• 48:06
  Speaker 2: Don't cut it, done done. I need eight now, and
• 48:10
  Speaker 2: don't get me started. On an hour and nap, on
• 48:11
  Speaker 2: an hour, fifteen nap and two or three o'clock in
• 48:13
  Speaker 2: the after. If I get up in the morning, makeet
• 48:16
  Speaker 2: up at six, so I put her on the bus,
• 48:18
  Speaker 2: I start smoking weed. And nine I'm at a gym.
• 48:21
  Speaker 2: I'm doing something boxing pete. You know, so by fucking
• 48:27
  Speaker 2: two o'clock. Dog, there's days. I walk in. There ain't
• 48:29
  Speaker 2: no stopping, There ain't no pissing. I go right to
• 48:32
  Speaker 2: the bed, put the mask on, and go right to sleep,
• 48:37
  Speaker 2: just like that. I mean, there's no thought, there's no
• 48:40
  Speaker 2: stop it. Guy, what is that monopoly? Stop it going?
• 48:43
  Speaker 2: Get two hundred? The ain't none. I come in, I
• 48:46
  Speaker 2: dropped my bag, I pee, and I walk right upstairs,
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: right to the bed. I moved the cat over, get
• 48:50
  Speaker 2: the fuck over, and I fucking put that mask on
• 48:54
  Speaker 2: the cat with you? Oh please? And he goes under
• 48:57
  Speaker 2: the blank. She goes under the blank of me too,
• 48:58
  Speaker 2: So it's perfect. That's funny. But dog, it's not no
• 49:02
  Speaker 2: more like I'm not flat early. No more fuss you.
• 49:07
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you need you need a solid amount you As
• 49:10
  Speaker 3: you get older, it's even more important. You know what
• 49:12
  Speaker 3: else is really important? Creatine.
• 49:14
  Speaker 2: I take ten milligrams twice a day.
• 49:16
  Speaker 3: Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful. That's phenomenal for your memory. And that's
• 49:20
  Speaker 3: a really good new tropic as well.
• 49:22
  Speaker 2: I don't like the gummies. You had some gummies on it,
• 49:26
  Speaker 2: like my neighbor gave them to me that you had them.
• 49:28
  Speaker 3: I prefer to just open it up and pour it
• 49:30
  Speaker 3: in my mouth and then drink water.
• 49:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I like the powder too.
• 49:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I put like the ten milligrams in my mouth
• 49:36
  Speaker 3: and I just drink.
• 49:37
  Speaker 2: You don't put it on your food, do you know.
• 49:39
  Speaker 2: I put it in the smoothie from time to time.
• 49:41
  Speaker 2: I'm like the raspberries with water.
• 49:44
  Speaker 3: Make the best way to make sure that I'm getting
• 49:46
  Speaker 3: all ten milligrams is to just pour it in my
• 49:49
  Speaker 3: mouth and then drink water with it, because otherwise it's
• 49:52
  Speaker 3: in the glass. You got to rinse the glass and
• 49:54
  Speaker 3: get more of it in you know you're giving yourself
• 49:57
  Speaker 3: an exact dose. Just put it in your mouth, try
• 49:59
  Speaker 3: scoop it so dry, scoop it in my mouth and
• 50:01
  Speaker 3: pour the water in there. That's how I do most
• 50:03
  Speaker 3: of the time. What the gummies are really good for
• 50:05
  Speaker 3: is if you forget and they're just laying around, you
• 50:07
  Speaker 3: just eat a couple of gummies.
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: You know, I don't know how many milligrams, right, you.
• 50:13
  Speaker 3: Know, I think two gummies is five milligrams. I think
• 50:17
  Speaker 3: that's what it is.
• 50:18
  Speaker 2: I also got turned onto a creatine company that has
• 50:21
  Speaker 2: a preatine precursor. Is that are creatine precursor?
• 50:25
  Speaker 3: I don't know what that is.
• 50:26
  Speaker 2: Your own body creates creatine right on its own. This helps,
• 50:30
  Speaker 2: Oh interesting body. I think it's called the precursor.
• 50:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know.
• 50:36
  Speaker 2: Just right off with a fucking you know what I'm saying.
• 50:38
  Speaker 2: I know that because I'm saying it wrong. Like Voltron,
• 50:41
  Speaker 2: I don't fucking know.
• 50:42
  Speaker 3: Guys, you're sure there's something. I mean, there's always a
• 50:45
  Speaker 3: bunch of I mean, there's if you think about how
• 50:47
  Speaker 3: many supplements are out there, good lord, there's so many supplements,
• 50:51
  Speaker 3: and not all of them are good, but a lot
• 50:53
  Speaker 3: of them are really good. Here's another one's really good
• 50:55
  Speaker 3: for working out. Beta alanine. You ever take that?
• 50:57
  Speaker 2: No?
• 50:57
  Speaker 3: Phenomenal, phenomenal, don't I take everything else? And it makes
• 51:01
  Speaker 3: you tingle though, makes your skin.
• 51:04
  Speaker 2: You would take I nine, Yeah, like there's a pill
• 51:07
  Speaker 2: of something you take iadnine to help.
• 51:09
  Speaker 3: You supposed to do that if you get radiation poisoning.
• 51:11
  Speaker 2: Listen, when the first pissed test came out, they said
• 51:14
  Speaker 2: you would take iadne. So again you your dick. Put
• 51:18
  Speaker 2: clorox in my dick after it because the I had
• 51:20
  Speaker 2: dined obviously didn't fucking work. Okay.
• 51:25
  Speaker 3: Can you imagine when they read your piss through the
• 51:27
  Speaker 3: fucking test machine, they'd be like, what what? What is this?
• 51:30
  Speaker 2: Do you want to staniss? Do you understand? Like there's
• 51:34
  Speaker 2: times every morning I go out and take my cup
• 51:36
  Speaker 2: of coffee and I said outside, I thank god, you
• 51:39
  Speaker 2: know the whole fucking bullshit story. And then it takes
• 51:42
  Speaker 2: me somewhere like after the second cup of coffee and
• 51:44
  Speaker 2: one of these zins of the buet, you might go
• 51:47
  Speaker 2: somewhere I think a chunks of my life and I go,
• 51:51
  Speaker 2: what the fuck was that? Mmm? Like that was Joe.
• 51:55
  Speaker 2: That was insanity. What about every time you used to
• 51:58
  Speaker 2: come to my house to do the check up? I
• 52:00
  Speaker 2: never let him in. He came like eleven times in
• 52:04
  Speaker 2: two years. I never let him in my house. He
• 52:06
  Speaker 2: would know I was in the house. He would put
• 52:08
  Speaker 2: the sheriffs to come and sit outside my house for
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: two hours. Then they would leave. They're like, he's not home.
• 52:15
  Speaker 2: I never let him in my house. I tortured that guy.
• 52:18
  Speaker 2: He could have sent me to prison. I still would
• 52:20
  Speaker 2: have been in prison. But it was such a like.
• 52:22
  Speaker 2: First it was the io dine, and then you fucking
• 52:25
  Speaker 2: you know you're supposed to take twenty milligrams. Yeah, I'm
• 52:28
  Speaker 2: meaning two hundred whatever. I don't know, and my skin
• 52:31
  Speaker 2: is burning. I'm fucking red in the face. I got
• 52:33
  Speaker 2: it cheese. So I stopped with the eye dine. I
• 52:35
  Speaker 2: still came back positive. Then I went on the fucking
• 52:38
  Speaker 2: uh white vinegar, white vinegar, white vinegar with a fucking
• 52:43
  Speaker 2: bottle of gator Raine on a Monday morning. Not a
• 52:47
  Speaker 2: little vinegar, not red wine vinegar, the real vinegar that
• 52:50
  Speaker 2: you clean your ass whole and douchebags and all that shit,
• 52:55
  Speaker 2: filing a clean job. That's what women watched that monkey
• 52:58
  Speaker 2: with vinegar because it makes all the fucking cat place
• 53:01
  Speaker 2: out of it. All the ship they gotten it. So
• 53:06
  Speaker 2: they said, drink vinegar every Monday morning, bro. And it's
• 53:09
  Speaker 2: like a process like you would get high Friday and
• 53:12
  Speaker 2: you would hope to beat it by Sunday, but you
• 53:14
  Speaker 2: knew you weren't gonna beat it. And they're gonna call
• 53:16
  Speaker 2: you Monday. And it's like your color is yellow, right,
• 53:19
  Speaker 2: Like if they say yellow, you gotta come in. So
• 53:22
  Speaker 2: you wait till one o'clock and you're like, all right,
• 53:24
  Speaker 2: you got to call in. And all of a sudden,
• 53:26
  Speaker 2: today Monday, Tuesday, the ninth of June, the colors are purple,
• 53:31
  Speaker 2: and you're like yellow. God damn, I got I gotta
• 53:34
  Speaker 2: figure out. I got five hours, the place closes at six.
• 53:37
  Speaker 2: I got to figure out how to stop this cocaine
• 53:41
  Speaker 2: from coming up. So then we started taking Certo. Is
• 53:47
  Speaker 2: what you put in like jello. It's that thing that
• 53:50
  Speaker 2: makes the jellow jiggle with some ship. What fucking there
• 53:57
  Speaker 2: was no internet these days?
• 54:00
  Speaker 3: What is that? A brand of liquid fruit pectin most
• 54:03
  Speaker 3: commonly used in the kitchen as a thickening agent for
• 54:06
  Speaker 3: homemade jams and jellies. However, is also widely known as
• 54:10
  Speaker 3: an internet folk remedy. People use an attempt to mask
• 54:13
  Speaker 3: drug metabolite in urine.
• 54:17
  Speaker 2: Fucking bush.
• 54:18
  Speaker 3: Does it work?
• 54:19
  Speaker 2: No, that's why.
• 54:20
  Speaker 3: Let's find out if it works. The myth many online
• 54:24
  Speaker 3: forums suggests mixing certo with a large sports drink like
• 54:27
  Speaker 3: Gatorade and drinking in a few hours for a drug
• 54:30
  Speaker 3: urine test. The theory claims the fiber traps toxins in
• 54:34
  Speaker 3: your digestive tract. Reality, health professionals and medical studies show
• 54:38
  Speaker 3: no scientific evidence that fruit pectin can rely to clear
• 54:41
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• 54:44
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  Speaker 2: But again, you get your advice from a guy who's
• 55:29
  Speaker 2: done thirty fucking years, then you forget he's been doing
• 55:32
  Speaker 2: thirty years because we made mistakes, not because he's a
• 55:34
  Speaker 2: fucking genius about serto exactly, you know. And then we
• 55:37
  Speaker 2: went from seroo and then one day I.
• 55:39
  Speaker 3: Was anything work. Huh is anything work?
• 55:42
  Speaker 2: No? Cranberry juice?
• 55:43
  Speaker 3: What about that stuff that they used to sell. Remember
• 55:45
  Speaker 3: the used to sell stuff.
• 55:46
  Speaker 2: This is ninety fucking this is eighty nine. Then nothing?
• 55:49
  Speaker 3: No, but you remember there was some stuff that you
• 55:52
  Speaker 3: could buy.
• 55:53
  Speaker 2: And yet no, no, you're saying you can buy piss.
• 55:56
  Speaker 2: Now now it's completely different.
• 55:58
  Speaker 3: You can buy piss.
• 55:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you can buy piss online. Just get that whatever,
• 56:01
  Speaker 2: that dirty, that dirty fucking XPT whatever. You go on
• 56:05
  Speaker 2: and you could search hidden, get a rubber dick and
• 56:09
  Speaker 2: take that piss and dog. I had a guy who
• 56:11
  Speaker 2: made a rubber dick. Normal let could not stop snorting coke,
• 56:16
  Speaker 2: so he made a contraption where he filled up his
• 56:18
  Speaker 2: son's piss and the hot water bottle and did the
• 56:21
  Speaker 2: same thing with the douche. And he took the douche
• 56:24
  Speaker 2: on the bottom and the Scots taped it to his
• 56:25
  Speaker 2: dick and he would piss and squeeze his chest. Oh
• 56:30
  Speaker 2: my god, the thing blew up. And he was a
• 56:36
  Speaker 2: bank roller. They said, to jail for thirty fucking years.
• 56:39
  Speaker 3: Well to hear the craziest steroid evasion story that I
• 56:42
  Speaker 3: ever heard from piss There was a guy who was
• 56:44
  Speaker 3: fighting and he knew he was going to get pissed
• 56:46
  Speaker 3: tests and he was just juice to the tits. So
• 56:48
  Speaker 3: the legend is that they inserted clean urine into his
• 56:54
  Speaker 3: bladder through injection, So he injected clean you're in into
• 57:01
  Speaker 3: his bladder with a needle. Whether or not that's true,
• 57:06
  Speaker 3: I have no idea, but this is what everybody. This
• 57:08
  Speaker 3: is like early days of the UFC, like when they
• 57:11
  Speaker 3: first started drug testing people. I don't even think it
• 57:14
  Speaker 3: was in the UFC that he did this. I think
• 57:15
  Speaker 3: it was in another organization, But I don't know if
• 57:18
  Speaker 3: it's true.
• 57:18
  Speaker 2: About what was going on the other side of this.
• 57:20
  Speaker 2: Your addiction is that high.
• 57:23
  Speaker 3: Well, these guys when they're that juiced up, when they're
• 57:25
  Speaker 3: that chused up. They're not getting off of it. Because
• 57:28
  Speaker 3: I get it.
• 57:29
  Speaker 2: I understand. So you understand the extremes that people do.
• 57:32
  Speaker 2: Could you ever shoot fucking fake piss like Joey go
• 57:36
  Speaker 2: piss that fucking thing. I'm gonna shoot Joey's piss.
• 57:39
  Speaker 3: A guy willing to do that, and trusting that guy
• 57:41
  Speaker 3: was finding your bladder. He could shoot piss into your liver,
• 57:44
  Speaker 3: like who knows what this guy even understands.
• 57:46
  Speaker 2: The levels that you do. So here I am certain
• 57:49
  Speaker 2: it don't work. Fucking nothing works. And when damn in
• 57:52
  Speaker 2: a pool, I'm like, oh shit, when you're pissing the pool,
• 57:56
  Speaker 2: the pool cleaner cleaned all this and not the pool would.
• 58:00
  Speaker 3: Be green the next d So this is your logic
• 58:02
  Speaker 3: that went.
• 58:03
  Speaker 5: I took the kids, I took one of those cubes
• 58:06
  Speaker 5: for the crumbs, smashed it up, and then I put
• 58:11
  Speaker 5: it on my outside of a dick because I'm uncircumcised,
• 58:14
  Speaker 5: so I would pull the skin back and that would
• 58:16
  Speaker 5: fall into the fucking piss.
• 58:17
  Speaker 2: And then so he told me, once you know, something
• 58:19
  Speaker 2: happened last time you fucked up the machine or something
• 58:22
  Speaker 2: like that.
• 58:22
  Speaker 3: Right, women would insert condoms filled with someone else's urine
• 58:26
  Speaker 3: inside themselves. He said some athletes would inject urine into
• 58:29
  Speaker 3: their bladders using a catheter. Oh god, they did do that,
• 58:32
  Speaker 3: so that's real. So maybe that's how he did it.
• 58:36
  Speaker 3: Maybe they used a catheter and that's how they put
• 58:39
  Speaker 3: the fake. Yeah, that was the rubber deck.
• 58:42
  Speaker 2: That's it.
• 58:43
  Speaker 3: Wasn't there some stuff that you could buy that would
• 58:46
  Speaker 3: you get it? Like a head shop and supposedly he talks,
• 58:50
  Speaker 3: but does that stuff work?
• 58:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 58:55
  Speaker 3: I always assumed that it wasn't real. You're selling this
• 58:58
  Speaker 3: at a head shop, stuff from the ninetieses or some
• 59:00
  Speaker 3: of the.
• 59:01
  Speaker 2: But the killer was when I used draino.
• 59:03
  Speaker 3: Oh okay, so this is all bullshit. They just roped you.
• 59:05
  Speaker 3: They just fetish urine. Look at that, says, look at
• 59:08
  Speaker 3: that labels fetish urine. What the fuck does that mean.
• 59:12
  Speaker 3: It's probably a way to sell it because you have
• 59:14
  Speaker 3: to say what you know, not for human consumption. Oh
• 59:18
  Speaker 3: so that's your buying piss. Oh that's an actual bag
• 59:21
  Speaker 3: of pistol. Right, Oh good lord, it's fetish urine. So
• 59:26
  Speaker 3: if you just like want someone to piss on you
• 59:28
  Speaker 3: but no one's willing. You told the story about the
• 59:33
  Speaker 3: guy with the gay club.
• 59:35
  Speaker 2: The guy at the bathtop, everybody was pissing on him
• 59:37
  Speaker 2: the top. And then that party shaman took me to
• 59:40
  Speaker 2: that hotel next to the comedy store and they were
• 59:42
  Speaker 2: getting pissed on and there the women. And then I
• 59:45
  Speaker 2: wake up sadly. I'm feeling good about myself, and I'm
• 59:48
  Speaker 2: on Twitter and I see Bonnie Blue. She had a
• 59:51
  Speaker 2: That chick is fucking she got pissed on, had a
• 59:54
  Speaker 2: baby shot problem in her ass. People were pissing the
• 59:57
  Speaker 2: pussy in her ass, and I'm like, somebody's got to
• 59:59
  Speaker 2: stop that woman. She's just, oh my god, a fucking
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 2: baby shower. But I used the drainer, although that was
• 1:00:06
  Speaker 2: the best because that destroyed the machine. But the truth
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 2: of the.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 3: Matter is, but he said something happened last time.
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 2: Well this is what happened. I put the drain on
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 2: my dick, and I walked up to the counter and
• 1:00:20
  Speaker 2: I put on the desk and he asked you questions,
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 2: how's it been. And I'm looking at the thing and
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 2: they're starting the phone and it's coming out of the
• 1:00:30
  Speaker 2: bag and I'm looking at this thing, going this motherfucker,
• 1:00:35
  Speaker 2: And what he did was just picked it up and
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 2: threw it in the bag like when they pick it
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 2: up and test. Sometimes you leave the cop top off.
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 2: That was all trick. You leave the top off and
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 2: then it spilled, so that buys you one extra week.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 2: But the time with the DRAINO, it started like it
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 2: was like shaking at the thing, like phone was coming
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 2: out of the fucking sides. And I locked it up good,
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 2: That's what happened. There was no oxygen that motherfuckers like
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 2: you know boom, So I put the fucking thing and
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 2: he called me a few days later like listen, I
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 2: wrote up a thing. I'm taking you to court because
• 1:01:06
  Speaker 2: you broke the machine. This cannot continue, This can continue,
• 1:01:10
  Speaker 2: This can't continue. This is like a fucking cat and
• 1:01:14
  Speaker 2: mouse game. What did you put in your body? What happened?
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 2: What the fuck is going on? Ose?
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 3: So Hey, your machine sucks? Your machine broke?
• 1:01:26
  Speaker 2: And then no, and then they put me on like
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 2: this hold. They were like, we're not even gonna pis
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 2: you or what Doug. We're done. We can't take this
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 2: mental fucking So this is when you're in the probation
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 2: apartment now that we're gonna throw me back in community
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 2: corrections because they'll put you in for ninety days and
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 2: all that I met this fucking guy for three months.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 2: We spoke like nothing like gentlemen. I would talk to him,
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 2: saw him once a week and wan dan. I said,
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 2: what do you do? And he goes, I'm a district
• 1:01:56
  Speaker 2: attorney in Boulder, bill Wish. I need a beef. I
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 2: need a problem. I own this probation. They won't leave
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 2: me alone. What do I do to get off? He goes,
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 2: just have your attorney drop a statement and I'll sign
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 2: it and get your all probation. And that was it.
• 1:02:11
  Speaker 2: Just a guy I met on the street, bill Wise.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 2: And then he got fired after the John Bna Ramsey thing.
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 2: He was there during the whole John ben A Ramsey
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 2: thing and everybody ill fucking fired. I guess I don't know.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 2: Bill Wise was a great dude man. He was good
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 2: to me and I told him. He asked him what
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 2: I did. I told him the truth, and he goes,
• 1:02:26
  Speaker 2: did you learn from mistake? Yeah, I'm here working. Then
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 2: I he goes, Okay, pass it over and I'll sign.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 2: I'm like, oh my god, how fucking lucky am I
• 1:02:35
  Speaker 2: I'm done. I'm done. I was done started in eighty
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 2: seven and it was all the way on ninety one.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 2: For a year, I was fucking them up with the
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 2: Pete thing. Then they put me back mass but in
• 1:02:46
  Speaker 2: the halfway house, and that was even worse. I was
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 2: out of control, and there there was freaks in there.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 2: There's fucking everything in there, freaky girls. I was stealing
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 2: the air conditioner out of the conference room, put it
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 2: in my room. They couldn't heal, they couldn't add don't
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 2: be there either. Then you just call home. We're not
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 2: gonna fuck with you. And that's what you do. Just
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 2: wear somebody ragging. They'll let you go. Eventually. I'll just say,
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 2: you know what, man, it ain't worth it. You're never
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 2: gonna stop. You're never gonna stop. And then a year
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 2: later I had like an affair with the one time
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 2: I had an affair with, like the chick that worked
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 2: in that office. She's the one that had the one
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 2: leg delivered Chinese food too. They never stopped, And you
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 2: think of those chunks in your life and go, what
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 2: the fuck was going on?
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you were out of control.
• 1:03:36
  Speaker 2: Like it's thirty one years and I still won't get
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 2: back the boat because of the shame I endured seriously,
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 2: like I won't got. Everybody goes, why don't you go
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 2: back to the boat, because I'm ashamed. That was such a
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 2: beautiful city, and I treated like it was newarkright like
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 2: I did what I wanted. I would go to Kmart,
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 2: hang on outside the fucking the Loan of More department
• 1:03:56
  Speaker 2: and people will come out with new lan Wars and
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 2: the receipt with fly off. I get that receipt, go
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 2: to Longmat and get that lawnmar for four hundred and
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 2: walk it up and go my mother bought me this.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 2: I don't want it no more. And I give them
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 2: the receipt. They give me four hundred cash plus tax.
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 2: Who does that? That fucking toys r us. I took
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 2: that thing down by myself, which was Jeffrey Bucks.
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 3: I took them down to Jeffrey Buck.
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 2: It's like when you bring us a stolen computer in
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 2: there and they give you they won't give you a cash,
• 1:04:22
  Speaker 2: they'll give you Jeffrey Bucks. So you have to spend
• 1:04:25
  Speaker 2: it on in the fucking store. You know. I had
• 1:04:27
  Speaker 2: a million dollars and Jeffrey Bucks A one time. I
• 1:04:29
  Speaker 2: was buying bicycles and fucking It's just It's just I
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 2: was an animal, and I feel really guilty about it.
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 2: Today I'm thinking of booking the Fox Theater and Boulder
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 2: and doing like cause Ladizio is opening back up my
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 2: Italian joint. So they called and they said we're opening
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 2: back up, and I'm like, I'm thinking of do them
• 1:04:47
  Speaker 2: Boulder like Fox thea they just take my lumps, apologize,
• 1:04:51
  Speaker 2: donate to something there, and just call it a fucking night,
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 2: because I still feel guilty. Man, I'm old, but now
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 2: I feel guilty about the damage I put Boulder through.
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 2: Fucking eight I mean, I got chased through the mall
• 1:05:01
  Speaker 2: by security and I'm throwing fucking see these at him.
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 2: I remember the Denver Broncos were playing Cleveland in eighty seven,
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 2: those big playoff games. Do you remember those? Jamie talking
• 1:05:11
  Speaker 2: about tomorrow? One day and everybody's in the hallway looking
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 2: at TVs, I'm like, who's minding the stores? I went
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 2: into radio shack and I popped out the fucking CD player,
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 2: brand new and just put the quarter on and walked
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 2: out like not, who does that? Dog? That's animal? And
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 2: I'm ashamed to admit this shit. But it was, like
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 2: you said when you first went to Boulder the first time,
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 2: You're like, this must have been a fucking grocery store
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 2: for Joey Diaz.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 3: That's exactly what I said when I went there.
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 2: Nice it was a shamed everybody.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 3: So they're so like peaceful and sweet.
• 1:05:43
  Speaker 2: I brought chaos. Yeah, chaos, and it was too much.
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 2: When I was in the prison, I broke chaos and
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 2: I had my cell open. I did what I wanted.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 2: It was just too much. And I to his day,
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 2: it's New York. You could shit like that because that's
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 2: what New York is about. I was a fucking piece
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 2: of shit in New York too, but I don't feel
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 2: guilty about that. I still walk around the city now.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 3: Got so many pieces of shit in New York. Yeah,
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 3: unique and bold.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 2: It was unique, but in Bold it didn't have anything
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 2: like me. I was shaking down people. Some guy kept
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 2: that telling me, I saw you on A and E.
• 1:06:13
  Speaker 2: Remember in the nineties and eighties. A and E was
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 2: a mafia channel. They talked to Bill whatever, talked about
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 2: a you need to call your own family. And this
• 1:06:21
  Speaker 2: guy saw me when they's like, hey, you're the guy
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 2: that's in the witness relocation plan. This is eighty fucking nine.
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 2: This is way before Sammy and all those guys went in.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 2: This guy's telling me you you're a witness relocated guy,
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 2: a little Italian guy. I saw you on A and E.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 2: You're George the Animal something from Boston. I'm like, dog,
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 2: that's not me. Stop saying that I already got problems
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 2: and fucking bold and you're telling people that I'm a
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 2: witness relocated and off your guy. He pissed me off
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 2: so much about it. I just kicked his fucking door
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 2: down here, like one of those Italian knickknackt doors. I
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 2: went in there and I said, Dog, since i'm George
• 1:06:57
  Speaker 2: the Animal I am, you're gonna give me two hundred
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 2: a week. Bro. He started giving me two hundred a
• 1:07:02
  Speaker 2: week for like three weeks. Then he called to sit
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 2: down with Antonio Ladizio, and Antonio was like, yeah, you
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 2: gotta keep paying him. And the guy closed up shop
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 2: like three weeks later. I never saw him again. A
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 2: little twing guy would always kick his shoes up. Dog,
• 1:07:15
  Speaker 2: that's crazy shit. I was snut cocing ATM and Boldly.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 2: They had a next to Murphy's. There's an ATM. You
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 2: could walk in through it the door. I were going there.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 2: With a case of beer atn'tight and just put coc
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 2: on the metal. People were coming, gad. I can't take
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 2: this ship back, but it was done and I can't
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 2: undo it.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 3: You know, but it bothers you know, Well, it's the
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 3: bother you is to just make you listen confused.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 2: No, I don't remember half this shit. I'm saying, nobody
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 2: ever remember this ship people are on. They moved on
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 2: with their lives. If they saw me now, they go, hey,
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 2: that's a guy that kidnapped the guy. No, you know,
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 2: my name was in the paper. My picture wasn't They
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 2: didn't have a picture of me, but everything else was
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 2: in the fucking paper. It's a guilt. It's a weird
• 1:07:59
  Speaker 2: fuck guilt, man, that I could have done so much
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 2: better that if I would have, if I would have
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 2: played my card run, I could have graduated college. Was
• 1:08:05
  Speaker 2: a fucking astronaut because they were gonna give me everything
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 2: just because I was Cuban. They had no Spanish people
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 2: at that college. They had only like eight blacks that
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 2: played football, so they were doing anything to get Latinos.
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 2: I would have been a fucking astronaut.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 3: What did g E D Yeah, but we would have
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 3: missed this, Joey. Yeah, but it's good that it turned
• 1:08:24
  Speaker 3: out this way.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 2: Let me ask you something. If you wouldn't have gotten
• 1:08:26
  Speaker 2: into this fucking thing, what would you what would you
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 2: think you'd be doing now?
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 3: If I hadn't gotten into which one?
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 2: This thing that we're doing stand up?
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 3: Stand up timely opened up everything. I don't know, man,
• 1:08:38
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I probably would have fought again.
• 1:08:40
  Speaker 2: Would you be a chef? Would you be? I mean
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 2: I could pin you as a chef. You love to cook?
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah? I do love to cook.
• 1:08:46
  Speaker 2: My chef amazing.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 3: Found something that I enjoyed doing what? I don't know?
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 3: I would have figured it out.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 2: What's your second? Though?
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 3: Real problem would be if I had a kid really young. Well,
• 1:08:57
  Speaker 3: so if you know, I know a bunch of my
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 3: friends got married and had kids when they're like twenty
• 1:09:01
  Speaker 3: two or twenty three. The problem. There's nothing wrong with that,
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 3: But then that really limits your ability to just go
• 1:09:08
  Speaker 3: for it because you have mouse to feed. That's a
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 3: different animal, you know. I think about the early days
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 3: of stand up when I was twenty one and how
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 3: I had zero money. I mean zero, I had zero money.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 3: I barely could eat. I remember at a big fucking
• 1:09:23
  Speaker 3: jar of pennies and nickels, dimes and shit, and I
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 3: remember rolling it all up so I could go get
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 3: a sandwich, like I had no money, and so I
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 3: could imagine like if I was trying to do that.
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 3: I said, well, I'm just gonna live like this for
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 3: a couple of years. And I think if I work
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 3: hard enough, I could eventually start making money doing stand up.
• 1:09:42
  Speaker 3: But if I keep getting better, maybe I could be
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 3: a professional. You know.
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 2: That was the idea.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 3: It was never like have a career. But if I
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 3: had a kid and I had a wife, there's no
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 3: way I would have done it. There's no way I
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 3: would have to have gotten a job. And that's where
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 3: a lot of people get into, you know. Or maybe
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 3: you think it's going to to be a good investment
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 3: to get a house, which it is, but now you've
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 3: got a mortgage. So you got a mortgage, you can't
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 3: just fucking lose everything. I got my car repossessed. I
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 3: was broke, man, I was.
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 2: Broke bro I used to have to hide my CORNI garage.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 2: They were repossessing shit.
• 1:10:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean it was checked the check. I don't
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 3: have any money in the bank.
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 2: I don't know if this ever happens to you, but
• 1:10:22
  Speaker 2: it happens to me a lot now. And this is
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 2: why I started this grateful shit because thead days I
• 1:10:28
  Speaker 2: pull up to my house, I don't know who lives at. Yeah,
• 1:10:33
  Speaker 2: I go, who lives here? This is me? I know.
• 1:10:37
  Speaker 3: It doesn't feel real.
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 2: And then you ask, you say yourself, this is the
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 2: most important thing for people listening. I want you to
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 2: listen to this. If you have a dream or a goal,
• 1:10:45
  Speaker 2: you go, I got to pay for that with comedy,
• 1:10:49
  Speaker 2: which I always thought I was just gonna make hundred
• 1:10:51
  Speaker 2: dollars a set, and I would have been fine with that.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 2: If nobody would have ever bothered me in my life,
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 2: I would have been fine with hundreds of set, getting
• 1:10:58
  Speaker 2: him on a beat up car and doing that, getting
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 2: your dick suck, getting STDs. I would have done all
• 1:11:04
  Speaker 2: that shit. You know. That's what it is. So when
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 2: you look at your house, whether it costs forty thousand
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 2: or eighty million, and go, I paid for this doing
• 1:11:14
  Speaker 2: fifteen dollars sets at the comedy store. Yeah. When you
• 1:11:18
  Speaker 2: got into this, you just wanted to survive, never mind
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 2: the fucking house and cars, and you never dreamed of
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 2: this would stand up. I know I didn't.
• 1:11:28
  Speaker 3: I never dreamed of this with anything. No, I never
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 3: thought I would be a person who had money.
• 1:11:34
  Speaker 2: I dreamed of being a funny person, and to be
• 1:11:37
  Speaker 2: funny enough to make a living and stand up. Yeah.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 2: I never saw this part of it. So when I
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 2: pull up in my house and I go, that was
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 2: paid with twenty dollars sets twenty five hours here, fifteen here,
• 1:11:47
  Speaker 2: a hundred here. Yeah that adds up. I'm not saying that,
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 2: but that was paid by a dream. Yeah, not a job,
• 1:11:53
  Speaker 2: not something my family did. I wasn't forced into like
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 2: raising lemons or whatever the fuck people do. D you know,
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 2: grow elevens. You know, seriously, we were born into this.
• 1:12:04
  Speaker 2: This is something we got into and said, I just
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 2: want to survive. I just want to be able to
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 2: eat three meals and get enough gas to go to
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 2: the next thing. Forget money in the bank, forget it,
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 2: it's overrated. I would never even open up a bankcout.
• 1:12:18
  Speaker 2: I didn't open up in a bank count I was
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 2: forty years old, you know, I just ran on. Whatever
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 2: the fuck I would open and put twenty in and
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 2: ride a bounce check and fucking move on and pray
• 1:12:27
  Speaker 2: that nobody caught you, you know, and people have no
• 1:12:30
  Speaker 2: idea what that feeling is. Like. I get in my
• 1:12:32
  Speaker 2: car and I go, holy shit, how many cars that
• 1:12:35
  Speaker 2: I have that I had a one of those bungee courts.
• 1:12:37
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, a bungee court. I had a car when
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 2: I first did comedy. I had to close the door
• 1:12:41
  Speaker 2: with a bungee court across my thing. It was like
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 2: my combination seatbelt because if I took a fucking right
• 1:12:47
  Speaker 2: there and the door would open, you know, the door
• 1:12:50
  Speaker 2: would just wring open. Now I'm in a car that's
• 1:12:52
  Speaker 2: fucking I paid for with comedy, not drugs, not anything. No,
• 1:12:58
  Speaker 2: whether it's nice or not, you paid for this without
• 1:13:00
  Speaker 2: nobody's interference with somebody, with something that somebody told you
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 2: you'd never be good at. You never be good at.
• 1:13:07
  Speaker 2: Somebody at least said it to you one time. Joe,
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 2: come on, man, come, you're never gonna What do you
• 1:13:12
  Speaker 2: think you're gonna be? On HBO? We're fucking Richard Pryor
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 2: and George calling you laugh, But you're like that kind
• 1:13:17
  Speaker 2: of right. They were fucking wrong. We didn't know it.
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 2: We just didn't fucking know it.
• 1:13:21
  Speaker 3: Well, it's like telling someone I'm gonna run two hundred miles.
• 1:13:24
  Speaker 3: They're like, no, you're not. You can't even run around
• 1:13:26
  Speaker 3: the block, Like no, one day, I'm gonna run two
• 1:13:28
  Speaker 3: hundred miles. Like no, you're not. You're not gonna run
• 1:13:30
  Speaker 3: two hundred miles. And most of the time they're right.
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 3: But if you're one of those motherfuckers, it says like,
• 1:13:37
  Speaker 3: it might take me ten years to develop the endurance
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 3: to run two hundred miles, but I can't if I
• 1:13:42
  Speaker 3: start right now. Next month, I'm gonna be able to
• 1:13:45
  Speaker 3: run five miles. You know, the six months, I'll be
• 1:13:48
  Speaker 3: able to run ten miles. Then I'm gonna keep going.
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 2: But then you quit before the miracle happens. Well, somewhere
• 1:13:53
  Speaker 2: along the.
• 1:13:54
  Speaker 3: Line, how many people do we know that quit? How
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 3: many people do we know that we're really talented, that
• 1:13:58
  Speaker 3: were really funny.
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 2: And participate it and now you shame.
• 1:14:00
  Speaker 3: I don't wait to shame anybody. But there's a few guys.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 3: And there's this one guy at the early days of
• 1:14:05
  Speaker 3: the Comedy Store that I really tried to help. I
• 1:14:07
  Speaker 3: connected him to my manager and I was like, this
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 3: guy's legit. I'm like, you're funny, dude, Like you're you're
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 3: good if you just fucking stick and then had a
• 1:14:15
  Speaker 3: bunch of personal problems, had a kid. I think he
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 3: had some legal issues. Damn. But that guy, I'm like,
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 3: i'll tell you later who it was. I it was, yeah, yeah,
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 3: But I was like, that motherfucker was funny. He was funny,
• 1:14:29
  Speaker 3: way funny than I was. He was great. It was
• 1:14:32
  Speaker 3: a fun dude to be around. He was a cool dude.
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 3: I was like, he's gonna make it.
• 1:14:36
  Speaker 2: There was people I looked at and I go that
• 1:14:37
  Speaker 2: way funny and I am holy fuck.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 3: We were both like the same age too. We were
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 3: like twenty seven when I first met him, and uh.
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 3: I connected him with my manager and he was like,
• 1:14:49
  Speaker 3: nobody ever did anything like that for me before, Like,
• 1:14:51
  Speaker 3: nobody tries to help me, nobody. I was like, listen, man,
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 3: you you'll do it too. Now you'll make it, and
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 3: then you'll do it too. Well, I'll do it. It's
• 1:15:01
  Speaker 3: it helps and it doesn't hurt. It doesn't hurt you
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 3: at all to help somebody, but it helps them and
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 3: it helps you. It helps you feel better. You feel
• 1:15:08
  Speaker 3: better that you're helping someone. It's like it's like I
• 1:15:11
  Speaker 3: always say that being generous is kind of selfish in
• 1:15:14
  Speaker 3: a way because you feel better too. Like when I'm generous,
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 3: I feel better.
• 1:15:17
  Speaker 2: I do.
• 1:15:18
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, we all do. And when we're kind and
• 1:15:20
  Speaker 3: when we try to help people, you feel better. It's
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 3: good for you, it's good for everybody. And it's like
• 1:15:26
  Speaker 3: that's a message that the world needs to hear, like
• 1:15:29
  Speaker 3: you could be good to people. And if you're good
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 3: to people and you're nice to people, it'll help you too.
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 3: If you find someone who's got something you got and
• 1:15:38
  Speaker 3: you're doing a thing, like you're doing a thing, and
• 1:15:40
  Speaker 3: if someone's got a spark, there's a little talent, help though,
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 3: help them. Help those people, give them advice, give them
• 1:15:47
  Speaker 3: a push, let them open for you, let you know,
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 3: watch their set, give them some feedback, help them because you.
• 1:15:54
  Speaker 2: Know, we're not in the comedy business. Show. I'm never
• 1:15:57
  Speaker 2: in the comedy business. I don't know what anybody's talking about.
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 2: We're in the karma business. I'm in the karma business.
• 1:16:04
  Speaker 2: I am not in the common My goal every day
• 1:16:06
  Speaker 2: is to make somebody's day. One person, a woman in
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 2: the supermarket. You're looking fucking bad at a motherfucking thinging.
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 2: I always stop at Joey, Yeah, that I just made
• 1:16:16
  Speaker 2: her a fucking day. Her husband sees her every day
• 1:16:18
  Speaker 2: and never tells her she's banging. And I'm going up
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 2: to this later I don't even know, and I'm like,
• 1:16:22
  Speaker 2: damn if I was twenty years younger. You know, they're
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 2: older than me, like they you know, that's my thing.
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 2: Every day, just make somebody's day, one person. You can't
• 1:16:31
  Speaker 2: save the world, but one day, a gesture, a handshake,
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 2: a couple of dollars is not gonna set you back.
• 1:16:38
  Speaker 3: That is kind of what you if you're if you're
• 1:16:40
  Speaker 3: doing a thing where you're doing something that people enjoy,
• 1:16:44
  Speaker 3: Like think about like your sets, Like think about how
• 1:16:47
  Speaker 3: many people have gone to see you and you change
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 3: their night gone to see you. Like how many nights
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 3: at the store people come in you want to see
• 1:16:54
  Speaker 3: a show. Let's go see a show. You go on
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 3: stage and rock that fucking place. They leave their holding
• 1:16:58
  Speaker 3: their side, like ah, they go out and get something
• 1:17:00
  Speaker 3: to eat after us.
• 1:17:01
  Speaker 1: They said about change people's evenings, You change their feelings,
• 1:17:09
  Speaker 1: You change the way they feel, and you feel good
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 1: because of it.
• 1:17:12
  Speaker 3: It's like this weird exchange. The reason why we love killing,
• 1:17:15
  Speaker 3: especially people that are really good at it. What they
• 1:17:18
  Speaker 3: love is that they're making other people happy. That's really
• 1:17:21
  Speaker 3: what you love. I love it people happy, and you
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 3: feel happy because you're making it.
• 1:17:26
  Speaker 2: And when you don't, you feel terrib I feel I
• 1:17:29
  Speaker 2: do better when I look at the audience and they're laughing,
• 1:17:32
  Speaker 2: and I laugh with them. Once I laugh, you're done. Yes,
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 2: you're done. Once I start laughing and giggling parties.
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, No, it's really having fun.
• 1:17:42
  Speaker 2: It's real. It's real when I look out there and
• 1:17:44
  Speaker 2: I see somebody that should not be laughing and they're
• 1:17:46
  Speaker 2: laughing at something blue ash shit that I said, and
• 1:17:49
  Speaker 2: I don't expect them to laugh. That's what makes me laugh.
• 1:17:52
  Speaker 2: Or the look on their face from the shock of
• 1:17:54
  Speaker 2: you saying something. That's what always kicks me into this
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 2: fucking mode. You know the other thing I want to
• 1:18:01
  Speaker 2: talk about in this podcast because I was talking to
• 1:18:03
  Speaker 2: a friend of mine Jersey stand them and this is
• 1:18:05
  Speaker 2: the other thing people don't see. We're very blessed because
• 1:18:08
  Speaker 2: we went to La or where the fuck we went.
• 1:18:11
  Speaker 2: And one day you're talking to somebody and two weeks
• 1:18:15
  Speaker 2: later they'reing the fucking the biggest movie in Hollywood. Yeah,
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 2: and it's very hard to explain to people to sit
• 1:18:22
  Speaker 2: believe in yourself and just keep showing up and that
• 1:18:27
  Speaker 2: this happens. But since people don't have see that happen
• 1:18:31
  Speaker 2: in their world. You know, in Jersey, what do you
• 1:18:34
  Speaker 2: see a guy hits the lottery, he can wins a
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 2: million dollars, that's their way out of this life. For us,
• 1:18:41
  Speaker 2: it was like we saw too many people make it
• 1:18:46
  Speaker 2: like this, Like one day they had nothing and the
• 1:18:49
  Speaker 2: next day they're on CBS fucking doing the show for
• 1:18:52
  Speaker 2: eight years with you, whether it's Kevin or whether it's
• 1:18:55
  Speaker 2: fucking the other guy, the great guy from Pittsburgh. You've
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 2: seen that, so it gives you hope. Now at that situation,
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 2: you could say, fuck that dude, he's a fucking loser.
• 1:19:04
  Speaker 2: You could go good for him. He just moved the
• 1:19:07
  Speaker 2: notch up a little bit so I could get on
• 1:19:08
  Speaker 2: that conveyor line. That's the beauty of it, not looking
• 1:19:12
  Speaker 2: at that person going fuck him, he sucks. She stole
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 2: my joke in Pittsburgh. Who gives a fuck about Pittsburgh?
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 2: In eighty nine, guy's on TV. Now you know whatever
• 1:19:22
  Speaker 2: he is, be happy because you're next. You know him,
• 1:19:25
  Speaker 2: You fucking do such with him, right, you're there in
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 2: the rotation to at.
• 1:19:29
  Speaker 3: The storvery night and off the can happen for you today.
• 1:19:31
  Speaker 2: It happens. So once you see it, you go, oh shit, Okay,
• 1:19:35
  Speaker 2: now I know what I need.
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 3: That's if you're real.
• 1:19:37
  Speaker 2: That's if you're real. I need to get off coke.
• 1:19:39
  Speaker 2: I need to cut this shit out. I need to
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 2: do this, this and this, just to get me closer
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 2: to that, because I see it too much. I see
• 1:19:46
  Speaker 2: people living in a partment with eight people, and next thing,
• 1:19:48
  Speaker 2: they got a house in Beverly Hills. Most people don't
• 1:19:51
  Speaker 2: see that, right, So it's tough to explain to them,
• 1:19:55
  Speaker 2: what the Because everybody thinks you're gonna hit the lottery
• 1:19:57
  Speaker 2: in your life's gonna change. Boy, are they miss Everybody
• 1:20:01
  Speaker 2: thinks ten million dollars going to change their life and
• 1:20:03
  Speaker 2: make them a better person. It's not. It's not we
• 1:20:06
  Speaker 2: think it's gonna Like when you were broke all those
• 1:20:08
  Speaker 2: years you used to say, I can't wait to have money.
• 1:20:12
  Speaker 2: You never said I can't wait to have money for what.
• 1:20:15
  Speaker 3: I never thought I would have money me neither. I
• 1:20:18
  Speaker 3: never said I can't wait to have money. My thought
• 1:20:20
  Speaker 3: was I want to make a living. That's it.
• 1:20:24
  Speaker 2: That's it. That's why I was even when I.
• 1:20:26
  Speaker 3: First started with stand up like it was just to
• 1:20:28
  Speaker 3: make a living. It was just doing this thing. I
• 1:20:31
  Speaker 3: was a fucking loser in like regular society. I was
• 1:20:34
  Speaker 3: good at kicking people. I was a loser in regular society.
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 3: I was like, I didn't graduate college. I barely got
• 1:20:40
  Speaker 3: out of high school. I wasn't paying attention. I didn't
• 1:20:44
  Speaker 3: care about school. All I cared about was whatever I
• 1:20:47
  Speaker 3: cared about. Whether it was drawing or whether it was
• 1:20:49
  Speaker 3: martial arts. Those are the things that I cared about.
• 1:20:51
  Speaker 2: That's it.
• 1:20:52
  Speaker 3: So I always felt like I just need to find
• 1:20:54
  Speaker 3: a way to live because I'm never gonna be a
• 1:20:58
  Speaker 3: successful person, like resign myself to that. I had no aspiration.
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 3: You you were way worse than me. You were in
• 1:21:06
  Speaker 3: and out of jail.
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 2: No, I had no family felonies, no ged I was
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 2: set to fucking die. Yeah, And that little fucking accident
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 2: I had when I was twenty five years old. You know,
• 1:21:18
  Speaker 2: it's like right now you're going you look at the
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 2: news and there's this big thing going on by the
• 1:21:23
  Speaker 2: ice facility by my house in Jersey in Newark. They
• 1:21:27
  Speaker 2: keep backing, banging, and I'm sitting there going, it's how
• 1:21:30
  Speaker 2: stupid we are as Americans. I don't know if Americans
• 1:21:32
  Speaker 2: know this shit. When you go to jail, you lose
• 1:21:35
  Speaker 2: all your rights. You know, I don't go to jail, Joe,
• 1:21:37
  Speaker 2: because that sleep Atney machine doesn't mean nothing in jail.
• 1:21:41
  Speaker 2: We don't give you a die, right. You know what
• 1:21:43
  Speaker 2: you have to do to get them sleep Atney machine
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 2: in jail. You got to go to a manufacturer. I
• 1:21:47
  Speaker 2: have to send it to you directly, which we'll get
• 1:21:49
  Speaker 2: into later. But my point is that fucking what was
• 1:21:53
  Speaker 2: my point? I don't even know. I got so ligh before.
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 3: Your point was that you never thought you were gonna
• 1:21:59
  Speaker 3: go anywhere.
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 2: I've been thought I was going to go anywhere.
• 1:22:01
  Speaker 3: Until comedy came around and you realize, oh, this is
• 1:22:04
  Speaker 3: a thing that I can do.
• 1:22:05
  Speaker 2: But all I wanted was four thousand a month. In
• 1:22:08
  Speaker 2: my mind, I was such a loser that I said
• 1:22:10
  Speaker 2: to myself, if I could make four thousand a month,
• 1:22:12
  Speaker 2: I'm a millionaire. And today four thousand a month doesn't
• 1:22:16
  Speaker 2: even get your rent, right, not even nothing.
• 1:22:18
  Speaker 3: Back then, four thousand a month was like eight thousand
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 3: a month.
• 1:22:21
  Speaker 2: Yeah, eight thousand a month now.
• 1:22:22
  Speaker 3: And you would say, Okay, if I made one hundred
• 1:22:24
  Speaker 3: grand a year, I can live like you can live
• 1:22:27
  Speaker 3: off one hundred grand a year and be comfortable. Like
• 1:22:29
  Speaker 3: that's the goal. The goal was always just to be comfortable.
• 1:22:32
  Speaker 3: But the thing with you is that I've realized it's like,
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 3: very early on you were gonna it was gonna take
• 1:22:39
  Speaker 3: a different path. Like I remember watching like you emerge
• 1:22:43
  Speaker 3: when you really started like killing on stage, and I
• 1:22:46
  Speaker 3: was saying, and then you know all these agents. You
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 3: remember I had that one agent that would get mad
• 1:22:51
  Speaker 3: that I would take care.
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 2: He would get mad.
• 1:22:56
  Speaker 3: I was like, what the fuck is road He's not
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 3: I don't think he's finding I don't think he's talented.
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 3: I go, you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
• 1:23:00
  Speaker 3: You don't know anything. I go, why does he make
• 1:23:02
  Speaker 3: me laugh so hard? He's, well, you're a degenerate, Like
• 1:23:05
  Speaker 3: you''re a fuck crazy person. You got to realize the
• 1:23:07
  Speaker 3: audience is offended in you. That's your audience, Like, shut
• 1:23:09
  Speaker 3: the fuck up. I knew that you were a different path.
• 1:23:14
  Speaker 3: So for you, your emergence came with the emergence of
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 3: the Internet and When the Internet came around and we
• 1:23:22
  Speaker 3: started doing podcasts, I'm like, this is the way that
• 1:23:24
  Speaker 3: Joey's gonna break because they'll get to.
• 1:23:27
  Speaker 2: See you when I told stories. Listen, it's like twenty
• 1:23:30
  Speaker 2: four to seven on HBO. You may hate fucking I
• 1:23:35
  Speaker 2: don't throw any name up. You may hate that boxer
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 2: for some reason. He's whatever, he's cocky. But then they
• 1:23:42
  Speaker 2: show you his house and they show you he's got
• 1:23:44
  Speaker 2: four daughters, and they show you that he wakes up
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 2: every morning and feeds the daughters. You thought he was
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 2: a fucking animal in the cage, he's an animal, but
• 1:23:52
  Speaker 2: in life he's just a regular guy. And you get
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 2: to see that and go, no, I like him. I
• 1:23:57
  Speaker 2: don't see a guy that just punches people in the head.
• 1:23:59
  Speaker 2: I see a guy that look at him. He's got
• 1:24:01
  Speaker 2: a fucking makeup on for his daughters and he's cooking
• 1:24:04
  Speaker 2: breakfast every morning. Then he goes trains like that. Jason
• 1:24:07
  Speaker 2: what was his name, the big young brother from the UFC. Alexander,
• 1:24:11
  Speaker 2: Remember he came and he was knocking heads and they
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 2: found out he couldn't do jiu jitsu. Great guy though,
• 1:24:16
  Speaker 2: was Alexander. Yeah, I watched that thing out there. He
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 2: was raising four girls. His wife the crack mom left.
• 1:24:23
  Speaker 2: He was a tank and he would train in the
• 1:24:25
  Speaker 2: morning and then go home cook for the kids.
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 3: Em when he knocked out Keith Jardine, big upset, big upset,
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 3: big upset, and then Ardeen just tried to take him out,
• 1:24:33
  Speaker 3: and Houston Alexander was throwing bomb.
• 1:24:36
  Speaker 2: He's big and fucking strung.
• 1:24:38
  Speaker 3: Jacked jack and he was a radio DJ. You know
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 3: he was a radio DJ.
• 1:24:42
  Speaker 2: I didn't know that.
• 1:24:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he was a hip hop DJ. Find out where
• 1:24:46
  Speaker 3: Houston Alexander. I love to know.
• 1:24:47
  Speaker 2: He was like a big DJ. Yeah, he's like he
• 1:24:49
  Speaker 2: was successful. He always talked to me at the airports.
• 1:24:52
  Speaker 2: Very good guy, very good guy. I was like, wow,
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 2: But you know I knew that once I was able
• 1:24:58
  Speaker 2: to tell my story where I came from. It was
• 1:25:01
  Speaker 2: what I didn't know how to do it on stage.
• 1:25:04
  Speaker 2: Then after I had done a podcast over the years,
• 1:25:06
  Speaker 2: I got better enough to learn how to do it
• 1:25:08
  Speaker 2: on stage.
• 1:25:09
  Speaker 3: But you did figure out how to do something on stage.
• 1:25:12
  Speaker 3: That was the switch, and the switch was you figured
• 1:25:15
  Speaker 3: out how to be Joey Diaz in the parking.
• 1:25:17
  Speaker 2: Lot on stage in stage. That was killing me. But
• 1:25:20
  Speaker 2: it went like that.
• 1:25:22
  Speaker 3: Like that, I never saw anybody flip a switch from
• 1:25:25
  Speaker 3: struggling on stage to crushing like you.
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 2: I was like, this is wild, and I'm gonna tell
• 1:25:30
  Speaker 2: you some of the reasons. I was too focused on material.
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 2: You're too focused on your fucking material. And you know what,
• 1:25:38
  Speaker 2: at the end of the day, your material sucks. I've
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 2: heard already, and that's what I would think in my mind,
• 1:25:42
  Speaker 2: so I would do better when I went up there
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 2: just for one thought and attacked it. Mmm, you know
• 1:25:49
  Speaker 2: what I mean. I mean, it's hard to explain what
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 2: I'm saying to you.
• 1:25:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, you what you what you did was you
• 1:25:56
  Speaker 3: treated the audience like they were your boys and were
• 1:25:59
  Speaker 3: all hanging out, versus treated the audience like I'm a comic.
• 1:26:03
  Speaker 3: Here's some jokes like when you first started, when I
• 1:26:06
  Speaker 3: first what did I meet you in ninety six, ninety seven,
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 3: ninety seven, When I first met you, you were doing jokes. Right,
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 3: Go on stage and.
• 1:26:13
  Speaker 2: Do just focus on the jokes on that paper. Don't
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 2: focus on that. At eleven thirty at the store, your
• 1:26:19
  Speaker 2: jokes don't mean shit. They just saw three hours of
• 1:26:23
  Speaker 2: top notch comedy. What are you bringing to the table.
• 1:26:25
  Speaker 2: You're gonna go up dan, tell me what I saw
• 1:26:27
  Speaker 2: on the news and who taught us that poor Morney
• 1:26:31
  Speaker 2: how to relax? He would just go up there. In
• 1:26:34
  Speaker 2: my mind, he was just vibing with the audience. He
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 2: did a lot of that and it worked, and I
• 1:26:38
  Speaker 2: took that realm of relax.
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 3: Mooney taught us a lot relax. He was a real veteran,
• 1:26:45
  Speaker 3: you know. He was like one of the only guys
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 3: when we were there that was there during the prior
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 3: years and was respected. He wasn't like one of those.
• 1:26:54
  Speaker 3: There was a few guys that were still hanging around
• 1:26:56
  Speaker 3: that had no literally acts from the nargety.
• 1:26:58
  Speaker 2: They were still doing like spruce springs. But his laid back.
• 1:27:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, always topical too, Always new ship. Anytime new Ship
• 1:27:07
  Speaker 3: was going on the news, he had ten solid minutes
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 3: on it and quick.
• 1:27:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah that day if they told him it was that night.
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 3: That day he was crushing on stage. Once we were
• 1:27:17
  Speaker 3: dying the back room.
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 2: Oh that's right, I write, motherfucker, all right, Yeah, we
• 1:27:22
  Speaker 2: were dying. That calmness taught me how to I was
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 2: going up there and rushing. Yeah, I was going up
• 1:27:28
  Speaker 2: there to two mistakes, rushing and worrying about that material
• 1:27:32
  Speaker 2: like it was Bible. I'll give you an example. Sometimes
• 1:27:38
  Speaker 2: I get an audition right when I was doing a
• 1:27:40
  Speaker 2: lot of auditions, and this is when I learned that
• 1:27:42
  Speaker 2: early on, when I was auditioning that if I focused
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 2: on that line, those lines, I wasn't gonna book that part.
• 1:27:51
  Speaker 2: So I had to dip into Marlon Brando's fucking tools.
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 2: Marlon Brando didn't read ship. He put those signs on you. See,
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 2: you felt more organic, But it was even that. It
• 1:28:01
  Speaker 2: was know who your character is. I could tell you
• 1:28:04
  Speaker 2: to go fuck your mother eighteen different ways, right right,
• 1:28:09
  Speaker 2: So it's the same thing. You have to just learn,
• 1:28:13
  Speaker 2: not the words, but what he's trying to say in there.
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 2: You don't need the words. The words are bullshit. What
• 1:28:19
  Speaker 2: is this guy trying to say in there? Yeah, you
• 1:28:22
  Speaker 2: take some of the sentences that he's saying, but you
• 1:28:24
  Speaker 2: slow it down. And that's what he did in that
• 1:28:26
  Speaker 2: scene when he tells everybody, if my son should hang
• 1:28:29
  Speaker 2: by a bolt of lightning, you, then I'll Marlon Brandon
• 1:28:33
  Speaker 2: in the hotel scene, that's a beautiful fucking scene. If
• 1:28:36
  Speaker 2: you love that shit like how I do. All those
• 1:28:38
  Speaker 2: motherfuckers were in science. You've seen the behind the scenes
• 1:28:42
  Speaker 2: of that. So their words, the script was on papers.
• 1:28:47
  Speaker 2: So du Vow was sitting across room with a billboard.
• 1:28:50
  Speaker 2: That boss was sitting acrossroom, and you see him like
• 1:28:53
  Speaker 2: he just look up and that I will not forgive
• 1:28:58
  Speaker 2: and he'd take another pause and look another cue card.
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 2: And because he wanted it to be organic, he didn't
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 2: want it to sound like those fucking lines just right
• 1:29:06
  Speaker 2: or wrote. And that's for everything. If you know the character.
• 1:29:09
  Speaker 2: I know the character, I know me see everybody had
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 2: science dog.
• 1:29:16
  Speaker 3: That is really crazy, but it was crazy.
• 1:29:20
  Speaker 2: Did it work? In the god thought? Did it work? Okay?
• 1:29:23
  Speaker 2: Some goal fucked yourself.
• 1:29:24
  Speaker 3: It was watching this thing where they were very skeptical
• 1:29:27
  Speaker 3: about him playing.
• 1:29:28
  Speaker 2: Oh did you see the sony thing? Yeah?
• 1:29:31
  Speaker 3: Very good, Yeah, very good, very yeah. What an interesting imagine.
• 1:29:35
  Speaker 3: Skeptical about Marlon Brando playing the Godfather.
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 2: Well brother, he had shot a movie Mutiny on the Bounty,
• 1:29:43
  Speaker 2: and they went down there and the motherfucker fucked that
• 1:29:45
  Speaker 2: chick and he wasn't even directing anymore. He was in
• 1:29:47
  Speaker 2: a hut. He gave like the ad the camera. You
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 2: didn't hear about that. Yeah, that's a huge.
• 1:29:52
  Speaker 3: Story that's Apocalypse now right now.
• 1:29:54
  Speaker 2: And then Apocalypse Now. He went to a meeting. They
• 1:29:57
  Speaker 2: gave him all this lute and they told him you
• 1:29:59
  Speaker 2: got to show up one a like you're supposed to
• 1:30:01
  Speaker 2: be a Green Beret. He showed up four hundred.
• 1:30:04
  Speaker 3: Well, that's why they kept him in the dark, right.
• 1:30:05
  Speaker 2: They kept him in the dark, and he shaved my shirt.
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 2: You know, he didn't give a fuck. He did it, however,
• 1:30:11
  Speaker 2: and that's why they hated him. But at the same time,
• 1:30:14
  Speaker 2: you got to love the motherfucker because it's working.
• 1:30:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well it was authentic, right, Yeah.
• 1:30:20
  Speaker 2: That Apple TV show was very interesting. It was very
• 1:30:24
  Speaker 2: and I met that dude. Remember he created the longest yard.
• 1:30:28
  Speaker 2: How Ruddy did the longest yard from scratch when he
• 1:30:32
  Speaker 2: did The Godfather, I think he didn't take two and
• 1:30:36
  Speaker 2: he went to do the longest yard. He loved it,
• 1:30:39
  Speaker 2: so he created the longest yard. So when we shot
• 1:30:41
  Speaker 2: our longest yard, he was very Friday for his little
• 1:30:43
  Speaker 2: CHECKI poop, big motherfucker, big dude, dog, good dude, big
• 1:30:48
  Speaker 2: hands and shit. Would just talk to you about stuff,
• 1:30:51
  Speaker 2: good dude. So I got it like that motherfucker. You know, Ruddy,
• 1:30:56
  Speaker 2: and I think he did something else after that? Look
• 1:30:58
  Speaker 2: at the movies he did. Look at the movie see
• 1:31:01
  Speaker 2: did Jamie when you got a minute? Paul Rudy's films?
• 1:31:04
  Speaker 3: What was that other question that I asked you earlier about.
• 1:31:07
  Speaker 3: I asked you to look something up forgot.
• 1:31:11
  Speaker 2: Yes, my yes, Omaha.
• 1:31:14
  Speaker 3: What radio station?
• 1:31:17
  Speaker 2: Independent?
• 1:31:18
  Speaker 3: Is he still doing it?
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 1:31:20
  Speaker 3: It says he currently is? He currently is still look
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 3: at that.
• 1:31:24
  Speaker 2: We gotta call him.
• 1:31:25
  Speaker 3: I think he fought recently. I think he had a fight,
• 1:31:28
  Speaker 3: like within the last couple of years. Did he says
• 1:31:33
  Speaker 3: twenty seventeen for MMA box bare knuckle boxing in twenty
• 1:31:37
  Speaker 3: twenty three. That's it. Yeah, one four of his bare
• 1:31:41
  Speaker 3: knuckle fights. Yeah, bare knuckle fighting. Dude's a dj UFC veteran.
• 1:31:47
  Speaker 3: It's a fuck it. Let's get some bare knuckle fights in.
• 1:31:49
  Speaker 2: Fucking greatest that that you can dj and then go
• 1:31:51
  Speaker 2: fight somebody crazy.
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:31:53
  Speaker 2: And that's life, man, that's a life that's worth living.
• 1:31:57
  Speaker 2: You got your money, You get your money's life, You
• 1:31:59
  Speaker 2: get your money's work. Yeah. You want to sit at home,
• 1:32:01
  Speaker 2: be sedentary whatever, live like you know, watching TV and
• 1:32:04
  Speaker 2: you're scared they're gonna bomb you. You're done. You gotta
• 1:32:08
  Speaker 2: keep fucking living and that's what you know.
• 1:32:09
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you gotta do things. That's the thing about life.
• 1:32:12
  Speaker 3: You gotta do things. Too many people just sit around
• 1:32:14
  Speaker 3: wanting to do things and not doing anything. It's hard
• 1:32:18
  Speaker 3: to get moving though. That's what a lot of people find.
• 1:32:20
  Speaker 3: They find it's hard to like go out to that
• 1:32:22
  Speaker 3: club for that first open mic, step into that gym
• 1:32:25
  Speaker 3: the first time. Like de Rod Daniel Rodriguez. Did you
• 1:32:28
  Speaker 3: see that podcast we talked about how he got arrested
• 1:32:30
  Speaker 3: in Tijuana. Oh, you know d Rod from the UFC. Yeah,
• 1:32:35
  Speaker 3: so d Rod beats Kevin Holland right, goes to San
• 1:32:39
  Speaker 3: Diego celebrating, and his boys like, let's go to Tijuana.
• 1:32:42
  Speaker 3: Fuck yeah, let's go to Tijuana. Just go to drink,
• 1:32:44
  Speaker 3: have a good time. Just won a huge fight. Top
• 1:32:47
  Speaker 3: fifteen UFC. Walterwait has a ounce of weed in his bag.
• 1:32:52
  Speaker 3: He thinks, well, weeds legal in California, weeds decriminalized in Mexico.
• 1:32:56
  Speaker 3: Who cares. Maybe I'll bribe somebody. I'll get out of this.
• 1:32:59
  Speaker 3: It's a federal offense to bring weed in. And even
• 1:33:02
  Speaker 3: though weeds decriminalized in Mexico, it's not for visitors. It's
• 1:33:06
  Speaker 3: only for Mexican citizens. Yeah, bro, how do you got
• 1:33:11
  Speaker 3: on that one? Well, one of the things he had
• 1:33:13
  Speaker 3: to do is become a Mexican citizen, so he's got
• 1:33:16
  Speaker 3: dual citizenship now. Yeah, he was in jail for fucking
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 3: eight months.
• 1:33:19
  Speaker 2: Man, Oh my god.
• 1:33:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he was just training in jail. He looks great.
• 1:33:23
  Speaker 3: He looks great now. But when he got out, he
• 1:33:25
  Speaker 3: was He's like, I had no protein. So I'm in
• 1:33:27
  Speaker 3: there working out every day with fucking eating noodles and
• 1:33:30
  Speaker 3: potato chipstein no protein, and so he got real thin.
• 1:33:35
  Speaker 3: Like he showed a photo of him like the day
• 1:33:37
  Speaker 3: he got out. I mean, his motherfucker was training every
• 1:33:39
  Speaker 3: day twice a day in jail. He's like, I'm gonna
• 1:33:41
  Speaker 3: make the most out of this. But it's he has
• 1:33:44
  Speaker 3: no food. The food's terrible, so his body had wasted away.
• 1:33:47
  Speaker 2: I think I used to getro He couldn't.
• 1:33:48
  Speaker 3: He asked, he tried to get it. Yeah, he said,
• 1:33:50
  Speaker 3: you can get girls, you get all these different things.
• 1:33:52
  Speaker 3: He goes, he couldn't get fucking good food in Mexico.
• 1:33:55
  Speaker 3: In Mexico. Yeah, and he was a cell mate with
• 1:33:58
  Speaker 3: a cartel guy. The cartel guy took care of him.
• 1:34:00
  Speaker 3: The Cartel got recognized the look take care of you,
• 1:34:02
  Speaker 3: hang out with us, and he just said, I'm gonna
• 1:34:04
  Speaker 3: just keep my nose down and just train. But he
• 1:34:06
  Speaker 3: said he got a bunch of guys training with him
• 1:34:07
  Speaker 3: because they were inspired. They're like, fuck yeah, let's train
• 1:34:10
  Speaker 3: with d Rod. So he had all these guys in there.
• 1:34:13
  Speaker 3: He said, some of them were fucking town O.
• 1:34:14
  Speaker 2: Prison's fun I don't give a fuck what anybody tells you.
• 1:34:19
  Speaker 2: Once you get to your destination and you meet your
• 1:34:21
  Speaker 2: homies and you create a little thing, it's like anything else.
• 1:34:25
  Speaker 2: We just can't step out the walls, but you make
• 1:34:28
  Speaker 2: it happen. Like I laughed a lot in that bro.
• 1:34:30
  Speaker 2: I laughed at you did, because nobody's funny in prison.
• 1:34:33
  Speaker 2: In black people, I don't give a fuck what they
• 1:34:35
  Speaker 2: tell you. They're the true kings of the prison system.
• 1:34:39
  Speaker 2: And I had the two best had I just had
• 1:34:41
  Speaker 2: the two best. And you know, sometimes that's.
• 1:34:43
  Speaker 3: Why you first did stand up, right, h first did
• 1:34:46
  Speaker 3: stand up? Just for the inmates.
• 1:34:47
  Speaker 2: Yeah, Wednesday Thursday night, just talk some shit. During the movies,
• 1:34:51
  Speaker 2: they would go this movie sucks. They would be like
• 1:34:52
  Speaker 2: PT one O nine, you know, we don't want to
• 1:34:54
  Speaker 2: see fucking Kennedy in the movie Get Up That Cube,
• 1:34:57
  Speaker 2: and I would just go up there and fuck around
• 1:34:59
  Speaker 2: and it was nothing that was I haven't thought about
• 1:35:04
  Speaker 2: anything like you said something before, thinking about the first
• 1:35:07
  Speaker 2: time you went to that open mic. Boy, was that
• 1:35:09
  Speaker 2: scary for me?
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 3: Terrify?
• 1:35:10
  Speaker 2: It took me eight months. I was such a pussy.
• 1:35:13
  Speaker 2: I call it comedy works in Denver every week, and
• 1:35:15
  Speaker 2: every week I canceled. He did you have a three
• 1:35:18
  Speaker 2: much about? I don't feel good. Then my extual wife,
• 1:35:22
  Speaker 2: God bless her as much as I hate. She heard
• 1:35:24
  Speaker 2: me on the phone and she had her mother to babysit,
• 1:35:27
  Speaker 2: and she drove me downe and I got onstand. I
• 1:35:29
  Speaker 2: remember getting off that stage going, how am I going
• 1:35:31
  Speaker 2: to do this? I'm married with a kid. And three
• 1:35:34
  Speaker 2: months later she came home. She's like, you're a loser.
• 1:35:36
  Speaker 2: I don't want to be married to you no more.
• 1:35:37
  Speaker 2: But yes, holy fuck, you just did me fucking solid.
• 1:35:44
  Speaker 2: Then she did me shitty afterward. But the point is
• 1:35:47
  Speaker 2: she at least got me to that open mic, so
• 1:35:48
  Speaker 2: I have to be grateful for something that she did.
• 1:35:51
  Speaker 3: You know, it's the first step is the hard one.
• 1:35:54
  Speaker 3: What I was saying about d rod like the first
• 1:35:56
  Speaker 3: time he ever went to the gym. His girlfriend got
• 1:35:59
  Speaker 3: in my memory ship. She's like, he's because he drove
• 1:36:03
  Speaker 3: by it a bunch of times he thought about training,
• 1:36:05
  Speaker 3: never went in. You had a bunch of street fights,
• 1:36:08
  Speaker 3: never went in. It's like, I think I could do that.
• 1:36:10
  Speaker 3: And then finally she's like, look, I got your present,
• 1:36:12
  Speaker 3: I got your membership.
• 1:36:14
  Speaker 2: Hold that though, Can I go pee real quick? The
• 1:36:16
  Speaker 2: two hour more, we'll be right back right, I gotta
• 1:36:19
  Speaker 2: go peete and we're back. That was a tremendous p
• 1:36:25
  Speaker 2: oh my god.
• 1:36:26
  Speaker 3: Is the worst is when you try to concentrate and
• 1:36:28
  Speaker 3: you have to piss.
• 1:36:29
  Speaker 2: No, that's the worst. That's the worst. You have to
• 1:36:32
  Speaker 2: drive and ship you got to pee, and I'm to
• 1:36:35
  Speaker 2: an age. I just pull over, yeah, highway whatever. I
• 1:36:39
  Speaker 2: open up the both doors and I may believe I'm
• 1:36:41
  Speaker 2: looking for something, and that Dick is out peeing like
• 1:36:44
  Speaker 2: I pee on the little leaf field and now I
• 1:36:46
  Speaker 2: have to surgery. They gave me a handicaps, barking, I'm
• 1:36:49
  Speaker 2: living like a doctor. You don't know what life is
• 1:36:53
  Speaker 2: until you have a handicap. Parking dog, you just pull
• 1:36:57
  Speaker 2: right up and spot always yeah, like four feet away
• 1:37:02
  Speaker 2: when I got in the mail, dog, I was happier.
• 1:37:05
  Speaker 2: That made me so happy. Fuck walking When I go
• 1:37:08
  Speaker 2: to events now in Philadelphia, I just pull up and shit,
• 1:37:12
  Speaker 2: put a neck brace out and walk out and shit,
• 1:37:15
  Speaker 2: oh it's been beautiful, Joe.
• 1:37:16
  Speaker 3: What do you have to do to get one of us?
• 1:37:18
  Speaker 2: The doctor?
• 1:37:19
  Speaker 3: That's it.
• 1:37:20
  Speaker 2: The doctor was like, oh, do you have it after surgery?
• 1:37:22
  Speaker 2: I get a feed for six months and then he goes,
• 1:37:25
  Speaker 2: hold on one second. He went on line. He's like, dog,
• 1:37:27
  Speaker 2: you qualify for everything. You got everything on this list,
• 1:37:31
  Speaker 2: everything go and they gave it to me for fucking
• 1:37:33
  Speaker 2: like three years. Oh nice, yeah, I fucking oh tremendous, Joe.
• 1:37:38
  Speaker 3: How does it feel right now?
• 1:37:39
  Speaker 2: You're all right, Yeah, it feels okay. I just listen.
• 1:37:42
  Speaker 2: What happens is you do something every week, Like the
• 1:37:45
  Speaker 2: second week I went, third week, I went. A couple
• 1:37:48
  Speaker 2: of weeks I went boxing and it was good for
• 1:37:50
  Speaker 2: like three times. And one day I went and I
• 1:37:53
  Speaker 2: had a plan twenty for five minutes, eight rounds on
• 1:37:56
  Speaker 2: the bag or the speedback. But I do the bags
• 1:37:58
  Speaker 2: and I alternate the bags. Sure enough, around number six,
• 1:38:01
  Speaker 2: one of the guys comes on. He goes Joey, let's
• 1:38:03
  Speaker 2: hit the mitst. I'm excited. You know, he's a young guy.
• 1:38:06
  Speaker 2: Let's do it. I left there. My fucking leg blew
• 1:38:09
  Speaker 2: up from that right punch to cross because everything walks
• 1:38:11
  Speaker 2: into it.
• 1:38:12
  Speaker 3: You're also moving around with you're moving around.
• 1:38:14
  Speaker 2: So I said, fuck it. Now I got to stand
• 1:38:16
  Speaker 2: in front of the bag. So I learned my lesson.
• 1:38:18
  Speaker 2: And then last week I went to pet and that
• 1:38:21
  Speaker 2: motherfucker had me. I mean, I love him, but TJ,
• 1:38:25
  Speaker 2: this motherfucker had me doing dead lifts and war squats
• 1:38:29
  Speaker 2: with a thing where your weight on the back and.
• 1:38:31
  Speaker 3: So it's all just to strengthen the muscles.
• 1:38:34
  Speaker 2: You have to you have to strengthen. But I prepped.
• 1:38:36
  Speaker 2: I listened to you guys. I you know, I did
• 1:38:38
  Speaker 2: everything I could before the surgery. That's what made it easier,
• 1:38:42
  Speaker 2: made a lot easier. I called yourectory. I was doing shit.
• 1:38:45
  Speaker 2: In five days. I didn't have a cane no more.
• 1:38:47
  Speaker 2: You know, I was done. I started driving that eight days,
• 1:38:50
  Speaker 2: not because I couldn't, but because I was sick and
• 1:38:52
  Speaker 2: tired of my wife driving me places. And I gotta,
• 1:38:55
  Speaker 2: you know, argue with her in the right handed lengths.
• 1:38:57
  Speaker 3: No problem.
• 1:38:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, like a motherfucker. Wow. It was the right foot,
• 1:39:01
  Speaker 2: which is the accelerated bright combo. So yeah, but yeah,
• 1:39:05
  Speaker 2: I was out of the house. You know. The paint
• 1:39:07
  Speaker 2: pills were done after eight days. Then I had to
• 1:39:09
  Speaker 2: bring them back for PT. They were fucking killing me
• 1:39:12
  Speaker 2: after PT. So after PT, you pop one, go home,
• 1:39:16
  Speaker 2: put ice on it, rub it down with the cream,
• 1:39:19
  Speaker 2: and stay off it for an hour or two. But
• 1:39:21
  Speaker 2: then that night I take a walk around the neighborhood.
• 1:39:23
  Speaker 2: You're trying to strengthen this shit, you know, we were
• 1:39:25
  Speaker 2: talking about it outside. Let's say you're in the hospital
• 1:39:28
  Speaker 2: for five days and you eat cereal for five fucking days,
• 1:39:31
  Speaker 2: you gain weight, your muscle breaks down and goes away.
• 1:39:35
  Speaker 2: Like five days stay in the hospital, I could fucking
• 1:39:37
  Speaker 2: kill you just because again, there's not that much protein.
• 1:39:40
  Speaker 2: You're not getting on undred and fifty grams of protein
• 1:39:42
  Speaker 2: to day and less, and you're not moving. Yeah, so
• 1:39:45
  Speaker 2: that's the big one. I prepped for the surgery. I
• 1:39:48
  Speaker 2: took all the supplements ways too well, told me everything besbarine.
• 1:39:52
  Speaker 2: I took shit, My fucking pistols like glows in the
• 1:39:54
  Speaker 2: dark at night, purple yellow. It's fucking amazing. I did
• 1:39:59
  Speaker 2: all my pts, all my BPC's WU fifty seven, all
• 1:40:02
  Speaker 2: my TV five hundred. I did them for fucking to
• 1:40:05
  Speaker 2: the tee like they told me to. And you know, listen,
• 1:40:09
  Speaker 2: I'm sixty three and it's a sixty three your own knee.
• 1:40:12
  Speaker 2: So I don't expect to be in the EUFC fighting
• 1:40:14
  Speaker 2: No Gary next week. But I could walk around and
• 1:40:17
  Speaker 2: enjoy life with no fucking pain or no, it's not pain.
• 1:40:20
  Speaker 2: It's like you always have an issue, you know it. Yeah,
• 1:40:22
  Speaker 2: you always have that thing with your knees. Sometimes it's sticks. Well,
• 1:40:26
  Speaker 2: then you gotta do simple shit. You gotta get you
• 1:40:29
  Speaker 2: a piece of paper put on the floor and just
• 1:40:30
  Speaker 2: roll your heel back and forth twenty times and do
• 1:40:33
  Speaker 2: kicks when you're sitting around. All those things helped the knee.
• 1:40:36
  Speaker 2: You get that band and you put it on your
• 1:40:38
  Speaker 2: leg and you just straighten out your leg. I do
• 1:40:41
  Speaker 2: that at home. This is shit I do at home,
• 1:40:43
  Speaker 2: you know, instead of watching TV. It takes fifteen fucking minutes,
• 1:40:46
  Speaker 2: fifteen fucking minutes of your time. And I got the bullworker.
• 1:40:49
  Speaker 2: They sent me a bullworker. What's that The thing I
• 1:40:52
  Speaker 2: told you last time about it's isommetric shit oh, okay,
• 1:40:55
  Speaker 2: So I did the Bullwarker. I did the dead list
• 1:40:57
  Speaker 2: at the Bullworker and now I'm fucked because I don't
• 1:40:59
  Speaker 2: know how to change the strings. So I gotta learn
• 1:41:01
  Speaker 2: how to fucking change the strings. But that's all it was.
• 1:41:04
  Speaker 2: It was preparing for the surgery. You can't just go
• 1:41:07
  Speaker 2: in there and not strengthen the little muscles around the area. Yeah,
• 1:41:12
  Speaker 2: that's it.
• 1:41:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you gotta do something. It's very important, especially if
• 1:41:16
  Speaker 3: you gonna go into surgery. I know a lot of
• 1:41:18
  Speaker 3: people that have had knee surgery and didn't do that
• 1:41:20
  Speaker 3: and they.
• 1:41:21
  Speaker 2: Won't go to PT. They was like, you don't go
• 1:41:23
  Speaker 2: to PT. What the fuck is wrong with you? That's
• 1:41:26
  Speaker 2: they came listen. I had the surgery Thursday, went my
• 1:41:28
  Speaker 2: house knocking Friday fucking afternoon. I was home Friday from
• 1:41:31
  Speaker 2: the hospital and they said they're coming over today. That
• 1:41:36
  Speaker 2: motherfucker had me going up and downstairs, walking outside with
• 1:41:39
  Speaker 2: the cane getting in out of the tub. He was, well,
• 1:41:42
  Speaker 2: I don't even have a tub. I have a walking child.
• 1:41:44
  Speaker 2: But he was like, I'm gonna do everything with you.
• 1:41:47
  Speaker 2: So it was pretty fucking like I said, this surgery
• 1:41:50
  Speaker 2: was a lot better. The company and I did. Business
• 1:41:53
  Speaker 2: was a lot better last time I did at Center State.
• 1:41:57
  Speaker 2: That's like a medical network in New Jersey. Not bad
• 1:42:00
  Speaker 2: to have a great facility there. But you know, when
• 1:42:04
  Speaker 2: I went to do the surgery, when accupuncture said, when
• 1:42:06
  Speaker 2: you go talk to that guy before the day before
• 1:42:08
  Speaker 2: the surgery, asked him about the sanitary conditions at the hospital.
• 1:42:13
  Speaker 2: So when I went, I said, Hey, what's the sanitary
• 1:42:15
  Speaker 2: conditions at the hospital. He's like, ah, you hear rumors.
• 1:42:19
  Speaker 2: And then when I went for the surgery, they prepped
• 1:42:22
  Speaker 2: me up, they gave me everything, they gave me the ivy.
• 1:42:24
  Speaker 2: They were right about to do that thinking back and
• 1:42:27
  Speaker 2: he said, we're not doing the surgery. I don't agree
• 1:42:29
  Speaker 2: with sanity. I was pissed, but I'm like happy I
• 1:42:32
  Speaker 2: could end up.
• 1:42:33
  Speaker 3: Actor didn't agree with the sanitary conditions.
• 1:42:35
  Speaker 2: He came out and said, I don't know, not today,
• 1:42:37
  Speaker 2: We'll do it next week. Got a different hospital.
• 1:42:40
  Speaker 3: What yeah, that's so were people getting mercer or something.
• 1:42:43
  Speaker 2: Something mercer in there and they're like no, everybody was
• 1:42:46
  Speaker 2: telling me be careful with the mercer in that hospital.
• 1:42:50
  Speaker 2: But the funny thing was he gave me a twenty
• 1:42:51
  Speaker 2: milligram oxy which they never gave you. That's a strong motherfucker.
• 1:42:55
  Speaker 2: I forgot. I took it. Remember I told you I forgot.
• 1:42:58
  Speaker 2: I'm gonna Chinese restaurant. Yell, you know, look what the
• 1:43:01
  Speaker 2: fuck is wrong with me? Oh shit, I took that
• 1:43:04
  Speaker 2: twenty I was fucked the vain I was on that thing.
• 1:43:06
  Speaker 3: So they give it to you before the surgery, Yeah,
• 1:43:08
  Speaker 3: just one of the precosion They did that, the precochon, Yeah.
• 1:43:11
  Speaker 2: Precaution, whatever the fucking so you don't wake up in
• 1:43:14
  Speaker 2: the middle of surgery yelling and fucking screaming like a pussy.
• 1:43:18
  Speaker 2: They do that. The ebidoro was tough because I felt
• 1:43:22
  Speaker 2: it in my nutsack, Like they give you a couple
• 1:43:24
  Speaker 2: of shots, and one of them shots made me actually
• 1:43:26
  Speaker 2: go like this because I felt it on the bottom
• 1:43:29
  Speaker 2: towards the end of the nutsack, not meat potatoes part,
• 1:43:32
  Speaker 2: but towards the end, close to the muffler. I was like,
• 1:43:39
  Speaker 2: this is not bueno, Doug.
• 1:43:41
  Speaker 3: What is the thing they do? I saw this video
• 1:43:44
  Speaker 3: online about it. It's like, I think it's called nerve Ablasian.
• 1:43:47
  Speaker 3: I might be making that up, but they literally like
• 1:43:50
  Speaker 3: cut the nerves off when people have back pain, like
• 1:43:53
  Speaker 3: some people with back pain. It's like they're in constant
• 1:43:55
  Speaker 3: nerve pain and they were showing how they just sniped
• 1:43:59
  Speaker 3: the nerves, and I was like, wait, wait a minute,
• 1:44:02
  Speaker 3: does that hinder your movement?
• 1:44:04
  Speaker 2: Like?
• 1:44:04
  Speaker 3: What is what happens?
• 1:44:05
  Speaker 2: There? Is this it?
• 1:44:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah? So what is that radio frequency ablasion for back
• 1:44:12
  Speaker 3: pain management? What does it mean?
• 1:44:14
  Speaker 2: Like?
• 1:44:14
  Speaker 3: What does that? What do they do? Because the way
• 1:44:16
  Speaker 3: I was looking at online, I'm like, it looks like
• 1:44:18
  Speaker 3: they just cut the nerves. A minimally invasive outpatient procedure
• 1:44:22
  Speaker 3: uses heat to intentionally damage nerves carrying pain signals from
• 1:44:27
  Speaker 3: the spine to the brain. Primarily provides long lasting relief
• 1:44:31
  Speaker 3: for chronic back pain caused by arthritis or facet joint degeneration. Wow,
• 1:44:37
  Speaker 3: but does does that mean your back just keeps getting
• 1:44:39
  Speaker 3: worse but you don't feel it? What happens when you
• 1:44:44
  Speaker 3: do that duration? Uh?
• 1:44:47
  Speaker 2: Please?
• 1:44:48
  Speaker 3: The procedure typically takes thirty sixty minutes. You could usually
• 1:44:51
  Speaker 3: go home the same day. Pain relief is not immediate,
• 1:44:54
  Speaker 3: often takes one to three weeks for the nerve to
• 1:44:56
  Speaker 3: fully settle. Relief typically lasts anywhere from six to twe months,
• 1:45:00
  Speaker 3: although it can last for several years for some patients.
• 1:45:03
  Speaker 3: Are the nerves permanently destroyed. No, the nerves regenerate over time.
• 1:45:07
  Speaker 3: When the nerve grows back, your pain may return, but
• 1:45:09
  Speaker 3: the procedure can be repeated. Who's the recovery and risks?
• 1:45:14
  Speaker 3: What's the risks? Complications are rare, but include infection, bleeding
• 1:45:19
  Speaker 3: at the insertion site, temporary numbness or skin irritation. Oh,
• 1:45:23
  Speaker 3: normal stuff. Huh interesting paint, that's nuts, man, Just shut
• 1:45:29
  Speaker 3: shut off the pain. You kind of want to know
• 1:45:31
  Speaker 3: if it hurts though. No, I would imagine like you're
• 1:45:34
  Speaker 3: doing more damage if you're if it hurts right.
• 1:45:38
  Speaker 2: That cortosol, you're numbing it right, and then it keeps
• 1:45:41
  Speaker 2: getting worse, but you don't feel.
• 1:45:43
  Speaker 3: Well, especially cortizone. With cortizone, you can only do that
• 1:45:46
  Speaker 3: so many times. For like joints. It can degrade tendons
• 1:45:51
  Speaker 3: and stuff. Because some people with their knuckleheads, they just
• 1:45:54
  Speaker 3: keep getting Cortizon shots. Next thing you know, your shoulder
• 1:45:56
  Speaker 3: falls apart. You don't, Yeah, you could tear.
• 1:46:00
  Speaker 2: And that's what they'll let you do if you let them.
• 1:46:02
  Speaker 2: So this is what I'm saying. Unless you check out
• 1:46:04
  Speaker 2: what option listen, It's twenty twenty six. Man, I'm scared
• 1:46:08
  Speaker 2: of needles, and I tell you half my life I
• 1:46:10
  Speaker 2: fucked up because I was scanned of needles. If I
• 1:46:13
  Speaker 2: would have just I don't know what it was. I
• 1:46:16
  Speaker 2: just scanned needles. Now I'll fucking take a needle wherever
• 1:46:20
  Speaker 2: the fuck you want to give it to them. You
• 1:46:22
  Speaker 2: know what I'm saying, Like, now you can shoot me
• 1:46:24
  Speaker 2: while I'm standing up. I don't.
• 1:46:25
  Speaker 3: Once you get used to doing peptides, needles, yeah, me shit.
• 1:46:28
  Speaker 2: And those just diabetic needles. They don't do fucking like it.
• 1:46:31
  Speaker 2: It's good to stop taking medicine if you don't want to.
• 1:46:33
  Speaker 3: Ah, that makes sense. So if you're in pain anyway.
• 1:46:37
  Speaker 3: So a success rate is seventy to eighty five percent.
• 1:46:41
  Speaker 3: It's most stressful when the procedure targets the medial branch
• 1:46:44
  Speaker 3: nerves responsible for facet joint arthritis. Success typically refine defined
• 1:46:49
  Speaker 3: as fifty percent or greater reduction of lower back pain,
• 1:46:52
  Speaker 3: better physical function, reduced need for pain medication. That's big
• 1:46:56
  Speaker 3: because some people they're just a fucking especially back stuff.
• 1:46:59
  Speaker 3: Some people just in agony. Every day they wake up
• 1:47:02
  Speaker 3: and they're just in agony. And it's a long road back,
• 1:47:06
  Speaker 3: you know, to get in. If you have back pain,
• 1:47:09
  Speaker 3: it's a long road to heal that shit, and you
• 1:47:12
  Speaker 3: got to be very very smart about it. And you
• 1:47:14
  Speaker 3: gotta stretch. That's one thing that a lot of people
• 1:47:17
  Speaker 3: don't like to do. A lot of lower back pain.
• 1:47:19
  Speaker 3: A lot of that is just everything's tight, and you
• 1:47:22
  Speaker 3: can stretch and relieve a lot of that ship a
• 1:47:25
  Speaker 3: lot of.
• 1:47:25
  Speaker 2: That yoga comings in and you don't go anymore. I
• 1:47:29
  Speaker 2: do a lot of.
• 1:47:29
  Speaker 3: Yoga things, though I haven't. Yeah, we actually have a
• 1:47:33
  Speaker 3: yoga room in the studio. I've never used it. We've
• 1:47:35
  Speaker 3: got a heated room. We could crank that fucker up
• 1:47:38
  Speaker 3: to one hundred and five degrees until you haven't done.
• 1:47:40
  Speaker 2: In the real life. I'll tell you what else I
• 1:47:42
  Speaker 2: did after the surgery that worked. Hyperbaric chamber. Oh yeah,
• 1:47:45
  Speaker 2: that's I did that twice a week. I still got shihuge.
• 1:47:48
  Speaker 3: Level recovery for recovery, that's fantastic.
• 1:47:50
  Speaker 2: My oxygen levels always load, Joe, I gotta figure. I
• 1:47:53
  Speaker 2: got to talk to Wyte to automorrow. Every morning I
• 1:47:55
  Speaker 2: wake up eighty eight percent. You know, I'm always in
• 1:47:59
  Speaker 2: the red zone. I gotta because I think lack of
• 1:48:01
  Speaker 2: oxygen is helping me burn fat and a lot of
• 1:48:03
  Speaker 2: other shit. My oxygen's at eighty eight some days eighty
• 1:48:07
  Speaker 2: fucking five.
• 1:48:08
  Speaker 3: Why would that help you burn fat?
• 1:48:10
  Speaker 2: Because you need oxygen to do everything. You need oxygen
• 1:48:13
  Speaker 2: for a fucking fire.
• 1:48:14
  Speaker 3: So if you have low oxygen, you burn fat.
• 1:48:16
  Speaker 2: How can you recuperate? How can you fully recuperate? No
• 1:48:19
  Speaker 2: oxygen in your fucking I think I don't fucking know.
• 1:48:24
  Speaker 3: I'm not sure that's correct, but I think that the
• 1:48:30
  Speaker 3: more you exercise, the more you're gonna get oxygen in
• 1:48:32
  Speaker 3: your system.
• 1:48:33
  Speaker 2: For sure.
• 1:48:33
  Speaker 3: Well back chamber will help. But once you're like fully
• 1:48:37
  Speaker 3: healed up and you can really exercise on a regular basis,
• 1:48:39
  Speaker 3: it'll get back to normal.
• 1:48:42
  Speaker 2: Not because I do breath exercise every morning, and after
• 1:48:45
  Speaker 2: you have to do you have to breathe through your
• 1:48:46
  Speaker 2: nose like ten times and then hold it.
• 1:48:48
  Speaker 3: And then I take the What do they think is
• 1:48:50
  Speaker 3: causing it? The low oxygen?
• 1:48:51
  Speaker 2: They don't know. They don't know nothing, They don't know nothing.
• 1:48:53
  Speaker 2: They don't want to find that nothing. But I'll take
• 1:48:56
  Speaker 2: the cord and the clip that you put on your finger,
• 1:48:58
  Speaker 2: I put on my ear gives you a better read,
• 1:49:03
  Speaker 2: what's more accurate? So far. The for me. I learned
• 1:49:07
  Speaker 2: that from an old Filipino lady in the hospital. She
• 1:49:09
  Speaker 2: had all the tricks. So I do that. I tested,
• 1:49:12
  Speaker 2: you know, when I wake up in the morning, I
• 1:49:14
  Speaker 2: have and I checked my blood pressure like twice a day.
• 1:49:16
  Speaker 2: It's the best in spending twenty fucking years.
• 1:49:19
  Speaker 3: I think some of those fitbits can do that. Ship
• 1:49:21
  Speaker 3: now can they do that? Do they measure oxygen levels?
• 1:49:26
  Speaker 3: So some of those really advanced wearable devices can measure
• 1:49:31
  Speaker 3: oxygen levels too, Now I think this is that real.
• 1:49:37
  Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, they all do. They all do. That's part
• 1:49:39
  Speaker 2: of the deal. They measure your heart rate, heart rate variable.
• 1:49:43
  Speaker 3: Those wearables the wrist of yeah, oh really.
• 1:49:45
  Speaker 2: So I'll tell you what I got in mind. I
• 1:49:47
  Speaker 2: got fuck in the mornings, it tells you, yeah.
• 1:49:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, test oxygen levels, no.
• 1:50:00
  Speaker 2: Respiratory rate. I gotta get back on the whoop it's got.
• 1:50:03
  Speaker 3: I used to use it all the time, but they've
• 1:50:04
  Speaker 3: gotten they've gotten even better.
• 1:50:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, this one is a lot better. My heart rate's
• 1:50:08
  Speaker 2: good today. My oxygen is ninety one because I'm here
• 1:50:10
  Speaker 2: with you, and my skin temperature is minus one. So
• 1:50:14
  Speaker 2: it texts all that shit.
• 1:50:16
  Speaker 3: I My problem with wearables is all these tattoos. So
• 1:50:20
  Speaker 3: like this, okay, it's reading it now. This reads my
• 1:50:24
  Speaker 3: heart rate. This is a garment, it reads my heart
• 1:50:26
  Speaker 3: rate something right now, It's not like it doesn't read
• 1:50:29
  Speaker 3: through the tattoos very well. I have to like move
• 1:50:31
  Speaker 3: it around to get it.
• 1:50:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's fucking insane.
• 1:50:35
  Speaker 3: I can't read through the tattoos because it's the inks
• 1:50:37
  Speaker 3: in the way, doesn't you know it's it's it's literally
• 1:50:40
  Speaker 3: using some sort of a visual system. It's like it's
• 1:50:45
  Speaker 3: light Like if I look at the back of the watch,
• 1:50:48
  Speaker 3: there's a there's like a light back there.
• 1:50:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah. I have to say that is flashing.
• 1:50:55
  Speaker 3: Veins and then it somehow or another gets information from
• 1:50:58
  Speaker 3: that and that's how the same thing. Yeah, so the
• 1:51:02
  Speaker 3: problem is all these tattoos. I thought about like removing
• 1:51:06
  Speaker 3: my tattoos just around the whole the circle where the
• 1:51:09
  Speaker 3: watch goes, just like go get it lasered. I might
• 1:51:12
  Speaker 3: do it because I don't see that anyway. I always
• 1:51:17
  Speaker 3: have a watch on.
• 1:51:18
  Speaker 2: And so like now it's speaking about you know, burning
• 1:51:21
  Speaker 2: your nerves and all that ship and that thing that
• 1:51:23
  Speaker 2: HM remember one year I had a funk I still
• 1:51:26
  Speaker 2: got a funk. Guy toenail. But I had the really
• 1:51:28
  Speaker 2: bad fung gy toenail, and I saw a thing in
• 1:51:30
  Speaker 2: group on for a company in Studio City that blow
• 1:51:33
  Speaker 2: torst it with heat for successions. Yeah, no, it never worked,
• 1:51:39
  Speaker 2: but I went anyway. The lady would put like a
• 1:51:41
  Speaker 2: mask on. They were fucking and she look at my
• 1:51:44
  Speaker 2: toe like you could see a fucking and she was
• 1:51:46
  Speaker 2: burning it. You could smell the fungus burning. It smells
• 1:51:50
  Speaker 2: like dead fucking assholes. And she would be there and
• 1:51:55
  Speaker 2: I would ask a question, so she'd have to pull
• 1:51:57
  Speaker 2: the mask off. They go away for this fucking fun
• 1:52:04
  Speaker 2: guy toe. Now, Oh there's times I buffet out myself
• 1:52:07
  Speaker 2: now because nobody'll buff it out for me. Like I
• 1:52:09
  Speaker 2: can't take it to a Chinese woman. They'll lose that mind.
• 1:52:12
  Speaker 3: Can you put anti fungus?
• 1:52:13
  Speaker 2: Creepy? I put everything on it. It's too deep. It
• 1:52:15
  Speaker 2: this fungus runs deep. This is This is the fungus
• 1:52:19
  Speaker 2: I brought back from Cuba, and it's skin. It fucking
• 1:52:22
  Speaker 2: pops up. From time to time I get under my
• 1:52:24
  Speaker 2: tit like it just the fungus just grows. I don't
• 1:52:26
  Speaker 2: know what I have to eat. Like some days I
• 1:52:28
  Speaker 2: eat something and then backfires and I get all these
• 1:52:30
  Speaker 2: fungus marks. I get all itchy and ship out free.
• 1:52:36
  Speaker 2: But this bitch burnt that toe for six weeks, and
• 1:52:39
  Speaker 2: every week I'll ask them more creepy questions. She would
• 1:52:42
  Speaker 2: have to take that mask off and smell that fungus dog.
• 1:52:46
  Speaker 3: It was horrible.
• 1:52:48
  Speaker 2: When she would walk out, she closed the door like
• 1:52:50
  Speaker 2: I was like, nope, and the thing never works. She
• 1:52:54
  Speaker 2: never burned me once, but she was serious of that
• 1:52:56
  Speaker 2: blow torch.
• 1:52:57
  Speaker 3: It didn't work, No, it did nothing.
• 1:52:59
  Speaker 2: I told you, the fungus is too deep. So to
• 1:53:02
  Speaker 2: get rid of that, you have to do a liver
• 1:53:03
  Speaker 2: test to see how strong. Because the zapping is fucking
• 1:53:07
  Speaker 2: hard on your body, and it's really hard on your liver.
• 1:53:09
  Speaker 2: So my liver didn't cut it. So they can zap
• 1:53:12
  Speaker 2: me with that medication.
• 1:53:13
  Speaker 3: Did you hear about that lady who had Alzheimer's. She
• 1:53:17
  Speaker 3: couldn't talk anymore. They gave her five grams of psilocybin mushrooms.
• 1:53:21
  Speaker 2: And she's singing up right now.
• 1:53:23
  Speaker 3: All of a sudden she came back talking. They said
• 1:53:26
  Speaker 3: she hadn't talked in a long time. She could remember things.
• 1:53:31
  Speaker 2: I know for a fact, I got a good buddy
• 1:53:33
  Speaker 2: of mine. They studded. That was his childhood thing. Every
• 1:53:36
  Speaker 2: time you smoke cracked. You should have seen that motherfucker
• 1:53:38
  Speaker 2: not of strut in there. He talks to you straight. Paul.
• 1:53:41
  Speaker 3: You know Paul stamit's the mushroom expert. He's been on
• 1:53:43
  Speaker 3: the podcast many times. He's an illegitimate mycologist like a scientist.
• 1:53:48
  Speaker 3: He had a horrible stutter he was a kid, took
• 1:53:51
  Speaker 3: ten grams.
• 1:53:52
  Speaker 2: Gone gone. God, it's unreal and people will still go down.
• 1:53:56
  Speaker 2: Mushroomers are deadly. They're gonna kill you. Fuck you.
• 1:53:59
  Speaker 3: Isn't that crazy?
• 1:53:59
  Speaker 2: You need to see the devil every once in a
• 1:54:01
  Speaker 2: while in your life, and that's when people don't. They
• 1:54:03
  Speaker 2: don't see the downside because eating those mushrooms in time
• 1:54:06
  Speaker 2: to time makes you step out like THC does. It
• 1:54:08
  Speaker 2: makes you look at yourself and make it like a
• 1:54:10
  Speaker 2: judgment call on what the fuck you're doing with your life.
• 1:54:13
  Speaker 3: That's what you're chewing that fucking zen and talking at
• 1:54:16
  Speaker 3: the same time.
• 1:54:17
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I don't have big enough fucking gums.
• 1:54:19
  Speaker 2: I guess I don't know. It don't stay that.
• 1:54:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's the real problem is that it's illegal. You
• 1:54:24
  Speaker 3: know what they should do with that. You know what
• 1:54:26
  Speaker 3: they did with Colorado with thirty nine percent tax. Make
• 1:54:29
  Speaker 3: mushrooms one hundred percent, tax at one hundred percent, will
• 1:54:32
  Speaker 3: still buy, people still buy? Make it legal tax at
• 1:54:35
  Speaker 3: a hundred percent. You know much fucking money they would generate.
• 1:54:38
  Speaker 3: And I guarantee you well, I was gonna say people
• 1:54:41
  Speaker 3: wouldn't be doing more mushrooms, but they definitely would. Good
• 1:54:45
  Speaker 3: for everybody.
• 1:54:46
  Speaker 2: Listen, the only thing that stalls people from mushrooms is
• 1:54:48
  Speaker 2: the taste. Most people put it in the grinder, and
• 1:54:51
  Speaker 2: then they put it in capsules and they do it
• 1:54:52
  Speaker 2: that way, all different things that should not be a hurdle.
• 1:54:55
  Speaker 2: When when you told me you were going to get
• 1:54:57
  Speaker 2: that property a couple of years ago, which you didn't get,
• 1:55:00
  Speaker 2: I thought you were going to go with mushrooms out there.
• 1:55:02
  Speaker 2: I get somebody to set it up and Joe Rogan's mushrooms.
• 1:55:06
  Speaker 2: I would never do your fucking recipe, like, no, that's
• 1:55:09
  Speaker 2: not legal.
• 1:55:10
  Speaker 3: I would It's not legal, and federally that's the problem.
• 1:55:14
  Speaker 3: I mean, this is part of what Trump is trying
• 1:55:16
  Speaker 3: to change with this Psychedelics Act. So all that shit
• 1:55:21
  Speaker 3: was made illegal in nineteen seventy. It was the Nixon administration,
• 1:55:24
  Speaker 3: the Control Substances Act. If that hadn't happened in nineteen seventy,
• 1:55:29
  Speaker 3: we'd be living in a better world. Like legitimately, we
• 1:55:32
  Speaker 3: would be living in a better world. You'd have way
• 1:55:35
  Speaker 3: more people having access to this stuff, way more people
• 1:55:37
  Speaker 3: that could get over whatever the fuck their hurdle is,
• 1:55:40
  Speaker 3: whatever problem they have, whatever it is. It's not for everybody.
• 1:55:44
  Speaker 3: There's a lot of people that shouldn't do it. There's
• 1:55:46
  Speaker 3: a lot of people that justchizophrenic and that they just
• 1:55:48
  Speaker 3: need one mushroom trip and one they're gone. They're never
• 1:55:52
  Speaker 3: coming back. There's a lot of people that are hanging on.
• 1:55:54
  Speaker 3: They're hanging on and one edible, one mushroom trip, one
• 1:56:00
  Speaker 3: on one meeting with the devil, and they never come back.
• 1:56:03
  Speaker 3: That's true, but those people were already fucked. That's the problem.
• 1:56:06
  Speaker 3: But for the rest of us, for the rest of
• 1:56:08
  Speaker 3: the world, which is like most things, like some people
• 1:56:12
  Speaker 3: eat a brazil nut, they're dead, right. Some people eat
• 1:56:15
  Speaker 3: peanuts and they're dead. They have a deadly allergy to peanuts.
• 1:56:20
  Speaker 3: I could eat peanuts all day.
• 1:56:21
  Speaker 2: When you look up how many people diary from fucking peanuts.
• 1:56:23
  Speaker 3: It's quite a few. Come on, yeah, it's quite a few.
• 1:56:26
  Speaker 3: It's kind of shocking. So why, Well, here's the really
• 1:56:30
  Speaker 3: crazy thing. A lot of people think it has to
• 1:56:33
  Speaker 3: do with vaccines. They think this is Brett Weinstein's proposal
• 1:56:37
  Speaker 3: is that when you take that vaccine, so there's aluminium
• 1:56:41
  Speaker 3: in the vaccine. That's an irritant, right, and this is
• 1:56:43
  Speaker 3: what fires up your immune system, and then there's the
• 1:56:46
  Speaker 3: dead virus, so your body develops.
• 1:56:48
  Speaker 2: These and four annually give people, well a lot of.
• 1:56:52
  Speaker 3: People, no four four our people. What about in the world,
• 1:56:56
  Speaker 3: how many people die? About it's in the world because
• 1:56:59
  Speaker 3: none of them diety were else food allergies in general
• 1:57:02
  Speaker 3: response about one hundred deaths.
• 1:57:04
  Speaker 2: Yeah, this is all made up white people's shit.
• 1:57:08
  Speaker 3: Well, there's a few people though they just avoid the peanuts.
• 1:57:11
  Speaker 3: But there are people that if they get peanuts they'll die.
• 1:57:14
  Speaker 3: Brett Weinstein thinks it has to do with eating peanuts
• 1:57:17
  Speaker 3: right after you've been vaccinated, and that something I don't
• 1:57:20
  Speaker 3: know if he's right, but something about your body reacting
• 1:57:24
  Speaker 3: is the reason why your body creates this antibody to
• 1:57:26
  Speaker 3: the dead the dead virus. It's in the vaccine, you know,
• 1:57:29
  Speaker 3: if you give someone whatever it is, any figure out
• 1:57:32
  Speaker 3: whatever the disease is. You have a dead virus, and
• 1:57:35
  Speaker 3: then you have this irritant, and so the two of
• 1:57:38
  Speaker 3: them together, your body reacts to this aluminium. And it
• 1:57:42
  Speaker 3: used to be what is the other shit they don't
• 1:57:47
  Speaker 3: put in it. There was mercury, ethylmercury and methyl mercury,
• 1:57:51
  Speaker 3: the two different types of mercury. They've tried to do
• 1:57:53
  Speaker 3: that in vaccines, but there's problems with that too. Obviously
• 1:57:56
  Speaker 3: mercury's toxic, so it's aluminum. But he thinks that if
• 1:57:59
  Speaker 3: you have aluminum from this vaccine and you're in contact
• 1:58:03
  Speaker 3: with other things at the same time, you could develop
• 1:58:06
  Speaker 3: an analogy for those things, whether it's wheat, gluten, whether
• 1:58:10
  Speaker 3: it's animals, whatever it is, like, it's possible. He believes
• 1:58:14
  Speaker 3: to develop an allergy when you get vaccinated, and he
• 1:58:17
  Speaker 3: thinks that's with the rise in vaccines and the rise
• 1:58:20
  Speaker 3: in food allergies, he thinks those are connected. I don't
• 1:58:23
  Speaker 3: know if he's right.
• 1:58:24
  Speaker 2: If you went to your your grandfather in Newark, he's
• 1:58:28
  Speaker 2: an immigrant, and came over and you told him you
• 1:58:30
  Speaker 2: got a peenialogy, how many times were you smacking the
• 1:58:32
  Speaker 2: fucking face.
• 1:58:34
  Speaker 3: Well he wasn't a violent man.
• 1:58:35
  Speaker 2: But still Joe what thenuts?
• 1:58:38
  Speaker 3: He would make fun of it.
• 1:58:42
  Speaker 2: Nuts, I was lord for maple syrup.
• 1:58:44
  Speaker 3: Well, the idea of being allergic to bread back then
• 1:58:46
  Speaker 3: was preposterous. First of all, he would get bread, like
• 1:58:49
  Speaker 3: every two days they would go down to the local
• 1:58:52
  Speaker 3: Italian bakery and buy Italian bread. That's the only bread
• 1:58:55
  Speaker 3: everybody ate in the house. It's so funny, Like I
• 1:58:58
  Speaker 3: didn't even appreciate it back then. Like when I'd have
• 1:59:00
  Speaker 3: a peanut butter and jelly sandwich, I'd be like, why
• 1:59:02
  Speaker 3: they give it to me on this bullshit thick bread
• 1:59:04
  Speaker 3: because you got to cut the bread, you know. I'm like,
• 1:59:06
  Speaker 3: give me some fucking white bread like a real person. Well,
• 1:59:09
  Speaker 3: some wonderbread. That's what I wanted. When you're a kid,
• 1:59:11
  Speaker 3: you want wonderbread, peanut butter and jelly sandwich on one.
• 1:59:14
  Speaker 3: Like i'd get whole wheat, I'd be like, what is
• 1:59:16
  Speaker 3: this horseship? What is this terrible, fucking shitty brand filled
• 1:59:21
  Speaker 3: wheat with all the fucking chunks of wheat that's in it?
• 1:59:25
  Speaker 3: The funk out of here with your whole wheat bread.
• 1:59:27
  Speaker 3: I hated it. Now I love it now. It's the
• 1:59:30
  Speaker 3: only like if I see like regular white bread, never ask.
• 1:59:34
  Speaker 2: You this that bread that your grandfather was getting and
• 1:59:36
  Speaker 2: whole bulk then Newark two blocks away. They were old
• 1:59:39
  Speaker 2: school Italian people. They made everything in the seventies and
• 1:59:42
  Speaker 2: sixties with all all the ship that said.
• 1:59:44
  Speaker 3: Now I remember the bags.
• 1:59:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, white white, the great in the red shot.
• 1:59:54
  Speaker 3: You go crazy so good with butter. You put butter
• 1:59:57
  Speaker 3: on that bread and you dip it in that pasta sauce.
• 1:59:59
  Speaker 2: Holy sh to stop eating musks, right, that's my favorite dish.
• 2:00:04
  Speaker 2: Muscles with spicy with medium. Yeah. Because you can eat
• 2:00:07
  Speaker 2: a loaf of bread. I can't. My body can't do that.
• 2:00:10
  Speaker 3: With the red sauce, a loaf of bread. They'll go
• 2:00:13
  Speaker 3: through the whole with.
• 2:00:14
  Speaker 2: The butter the bread. I said, I can't eat muscles
• 2:00:19
  Speaker 2: no more. I love muscles. I go to Ruti's. I
• 2:00:21
  Speaker 2: got some muscles. They're big. There is a fucking chick
• 2:00:24
  Speaker 2: six looks like a six foot woman's clip. They're that
• 2:00:28
  Speaker 2: fucking big. The muscles. You think I'm kidding you, these
• 2:00:31
  Speaker 2: fucking clip muscles. When I go to other restaurants, you
• 2:00:34
  Speaker 2: get those little muscles. Then you get a couple of
• 2:00:35
  Speaker 2: big ones. No, no, no, they give you nine big
• 2:00:38
  Speaker 2: chick gorilla raised fucking pussy clips and they're huge and
• 2:00:43
  Speaker 2: they put a little sauce on it so good. Oh
• 2:00:46
  Speaker 2: my god, it makes me go.
• 2:00:48
  Speaker 3: There was a tie place that I used to go to,
• 2:00:51
  Speaker 3: tie La Tie food and they had muscles and big
• 2:00:54
  Speaker 3: fucking spicy muscles. They were huge, so good.
• 2:00:58
  Speaker 2: Oh, not the type place. And he took me to
• 2:01:00
  Speaker 2: the one next to the fucking tent planet on on Lebreer. Oh.
• 2:01:04
  Speaker 2: I went in there with Eddie one night and I
• 2:01:06
  Speaker 2: already hate typhood and the claw and I'll buy your lunch.
• 2:01:09
  Speaker 2: I'm broken you don't like Typo. I went in there.
• 2:01:11
  Speaker 2: There was ants on the wall. I'm like, what the fuck?
• 2:01:15
  Speaker 2: But I like, uh, the one that you took your
• 2:01:17
  Speaker 2: shoes off. They had the best shrimp patte in the country. Yeah,
• 2:01:22
  Speaker 2: this one on Sunset, right across from the comic book
• 2:01:25
  Speaker 2: store toy. Yeah, the solid place. The best place ever
• 2:01:32
  Speaker 2: was what's the place next to the laugh factory?
• 2:01:36
  Speaker 3: Green blasted.
• 2:01:38
  Speaker 2: Job Till I tell you this story. I mean there
• 2:01:40
  Speaker 2: were Ralphie May one day and he gets a roast
• 2:01:42
  Speaker 2: beef sandwich and he's eating the roast beef, and I
• 2:01:46
  Speaker 2: could see the ants on his arm and he opens
• 2:01:49
  Speaker 2: it up and his ants all over the sandwich. Listen
• 2:01:50
  Speaker 2: to me called the waiter, the waiter's still charging for
• 2:01:53
  Speaker 2: half a sandwich. It was like he's like, I ain't
• 2:01:57
  Speaker 2: paying ship. This motherfucker had ants on that I didn't
• 2:02:00
  Speaker 2: even eat the other one. The ants were on his
• 2:02:02
  Speaker 2: fucking arm show.
• 2:02:04
  Speaker 3: They weren't in the sandwich.
• 2:02:05
  Speaker 2: They weren't the sandwich too. Oh So it was just
• 2:02:07
  Speaker 2: all over the place, all over the place, green Blatz,
• 2:02:10
  Speaker 2: green Blatch, which how stooly that I don't even think that.
• 2:02:15
  Speaker 3: I only ate there a few times, which is weird
• 2:02:17
  Speaker 3: because it was right next door to the laugh Factory.
• 2:02:20
  Speaker 2: It was good too.
• 2:02:21
  Speaker 3: I kind of stopped going to the lave Factory after
• 2:02:23
  Speaker 3: a certain point. There was a certain point in like
• 2:02:26
  Speaker 3: the two thousands from like I think I'm done with
• 2:02:28
  Speaker 3: this place, and I was mostly at the store.
• 2:02:31
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I liked the laugh Factory.
• 2:02:33
  Speaker 3: At the store. I love the improv still. I always
• 2:02:35
  Speaker 3: did the improv stell. But the laugh Factory to me
• 2:02:38
  Speaker 3: was like there was something about it that was like sterile.
• 2:02:41
  Speaker 3: There was something about it. Not a bad thing, but
• 2:02:43
  Speaker 3: it was like very much like a lot of people
• 2:02:46
  Speaker 3: got TV deals out of the life for the kind
• 2:02:49
  Speaker 3: of comedy you know, it was the store was the dream.
• 2:02:55
  Speaker 3: You know, the laugh factor was nice and everything, but
• 2:02:58
  Speaker 3: it was also like you remember Scott Day, he would
• 2:03:00
  Speaker 3: discourage we try to discourage you from going to the
• 2:03:02
  Speaker 3: laugh factors, like you're a comedy store comic. I'm like, listen, man,
• 2:03:06
  Speaker 3: i gotta go up everywhere. I can't. I'm developing. I
• 2:03:09
  Speaker 3: can't be just limiting myself to one.
• 2:03:11
  Speaker 2: After a while, you're like, I developed better at the store.
• 2:03:14
  Speaker 3: Well. The thing about the store too, you got three
• 2:03:16
  Speaker 3: totally different environments. You got the belly room environment, which
• 2:03:19
  Speaker 3: is like very intimate, very small, seventy people. And then
• 2:03:23
  Speaker 3: you got the o R which is the gritty, that's
• 2:03:26
  Speaker 3: the psycho pass at eleven thirty on a fucking Tuesday night.
• 2:03:30
  Speaker 3: And then you got the main room, which is the
• 2:03:32
  Speaker 3: big show. There was so much offer.
• 2:03:34
  Speaker 2: I can always hit the Main Room till the last
• 2:03:36
  Speaker 2: five years I was there, I just couldn't get the
• 2:03:39
  Speaker 2: formula for it. But the original room, I knew it.
• 2:03:42
  Speaker 3: Like everything, the Original room, you're locked into a living.
• 2:03:45
  Speaker 2: You're locked into it, and that's and then the panel
• 2:03:48
  Speaker 2: and the whole fucking thing.
• 2:03:50
  Speaker 3: The main room was big, big stage, big crowd, it
• 2:03:53
  Speaker 3: was big ceiling, everything was big. It was different. It
• 2:03:56
  Speaker 3: was a different kind of a show.
• 2:03:58
  Speaker 2: The first time I showcased for Jamie, like, man, what
• 2:04:00
  Speaker 2: are you doing here? You belong in Las Vegas. Man
• 2:04:04
  Speaker 2: in the showroom? You know? Then La Comic.
• 2:04:07
  Speaker 3: That's hilarious. Jamie always had the craziest ideas for people, but.
• 2:04:11
  Speaker 2: He at the end, he was a really good guy
• 2:04:13
  Speaker 2: at the end of the day. He really tried hard well.
• 2:04:16
  Speaker 2: Loved comedy, Yeah, he loved all those people were very nice.
• 2:04:19
  Speaker 3: You know.
• 2:04:19
  Speaker 2: I just went to Nashville for the comedy festival, uh huh,
• 2:04:22
  Speaker 2: And I ended up doing the Old Osbury you know
• 2:04:24
  Speaker 2: that theater there. What's the name of the theater? Yeah,
• 2:04:28
  Speaker 2: And it was great. But the great thing about that
• 2:04:30
  Speaker 2: that everybody from the Improvers there last night. I saw
• 2:04:33
  Speaker 2: people that were there for twenty five years and we
• 2:04:36
  Speaker 2: just were dropping stories. Aaron the guy Hartman. Hartman looks great.
• 2:04:41
  Speaker 2: He's a big peptide guy, big everything guy. He was
• 2:04:44
  Speaker 2: in Nashville. Joel from Florida. You know, when you get
• 2:04:50
  Speaker 2: to see those guys and you're like, wow, we've been
• 2:04:52
  Speaker 2: in this shit together. Like I told Aaron, I met
• 2:04:55
  Speaker 2: Aaron and Irvine. Then she came to Hollywood, and I
• 2:04:59
  Speaker 2: was like sight because she gave us an eleven o'clock
• 2:05:01
  Speaker 2: show and she was pregnant. She was hot. She used
• 2:05:04
  Speaker 2: to wear the farmer those things that the overall all
• 2:05:10
  Speaker 2: she was so hot. I still tell them when I
• 2:05:11
  Speaker 2: talked to I always tell her haring you sexy savage.
• 2:05:14
  Speaker 2: I always fucking tormented. But it was really nice to
• 2:05:18
  Speaker 2: see them and Ord, you know, Harmon and me told
• 2:05:21
  Speaker 2: the story when I told him I was going to
• 2:05:23
  Speaker 2: bang his head off the wall. You know, just craziness
• 2:05:27
  Speaker 2: that look at us now we're all in there having
• 2:05:30
  Speaker 2: a great time. Twenty years ago we were always at
• 2:05:33
  Speaker 2: war with one of you guys. We cursed too much,
• 2:05:36
  Speaker 2: you know. We were talking about when I got fired
• 2:05:37
  Speaker 2: with Pablo and then he found out I wasn't doing
• 2:05:40
  Speaker 2: coke and he felt really bad, you know. So it was, uh,
• 2:05:44
  Speaker 2: it's just great to see what we've been through together
• 2:05:47
  Speaker 2: and now after everything, you're like, fuck, I was there
• 2:05:49
  Speaker 2: the fucking night Joel started.
• 2:05:52
  Speaker 3: That was in Miami, right, That was in Miami.
• 2:05:54
  Speaker 2: Ninety eight New Year's of ninety nine and Madonna came
• 2:05:59
  Speaker 2: in with Chris fucking rock Wow, and to watch somebody
• 2:06:03
  Speaker 2: New Year's Eve. I forget who the fucking was, but yeah,
• 2:06:06
  Speaker 2: that's you. Look at those people like we took the ride.
• 2:06:09
  Speaker 2: We were kids. We were fucking kids together.
• 2:06:11
  Speaker 3: And also you have to think, like, imagine having to
• 2:06:15
  Speaker 3: employ you. Imagine being a business man and you gotta
• 2:06:19
  Speaker 3: employ you in ninety eight. God bless them, not good,
• 2:06:24
  Speaker 3: God bless him.
• 2:06:26
  Speaker 2: Don't remember the improv really liked me and I fucked
• 2:06:28
  Speaker 2: them over.
• 2:06:29
  Speaker 3: In like two thousand, guy, the original guy at Coconut Grove,
• 2:06:34
  Speaker 3: the guy who liked to party.
• 2:06:35
  Speaker 2: I forget his name now, Rich Jeff give me a minute, Yeah,
• 2:06:40
  Speaker 2: give me a minute, the original guy. Yeah, crazy, It
• 2:06:42
  Speaker 2: was crazy crazy guy, really funny. He's from Cleveland. He
• 2:06:46
  Speaker 2: lived in Cleveland and his wife hit the lottery for
• 2:06:49
  Speaker 2: a million.
• 2:06:49
  Speaker 3: Of those people didn't realize how nutty Coconut Grove was.
• 2:06:53
  Speaker 3: That was the nuttiest improv. That improv. We would go
• 2:06:56
  Speaker 3: out afterwards and have Cuban coffee and Cuban sandwiches to
• 2:07:00
  Speaker 3: o'clock in the morning.
• 2:07:00
  Speaker 2: We used to go to that news thing, the news stand. Yeah,
• 2:07:03
  Speaker 2: it was open till five, and it closed for an hour. Yeah,
• 2:07:07
  Speaker 2: and you could drink till all night. But yeah, so
• 2:07:10
  Speaker 2: they closed from five to six, but whatever booze you
• 2:07:13
  Speaker 2: had on the table you could keep. So you would
• 2:07:15
  Speaker 2: take give me like eight beers and then they would
• 2:07:18
  Speaker 2: open up again at six and you're right there.
• 2:07:19
  Speaker 3: Hey, it closed for one hour five in the morning.
• 2:07:25
  Speaker 2: I remember one night you were on Conan O'Brien. This
• 2:07:29
  Speaker 2: is ninety seven, right, No, you did somebody's late show. Okay,
• 2:07:34
  Speaker 2: it was the week that our friend got shot. Oh
• 2:07:37
  Speaker 2: the apartment. You can't believe I remember. See, I'm just
• 2:07:41
  Speaker 2: telling you that I don't know shit. Look up the
• 2:07:43
  Speaker 2: dates when Hartman got shot. You were on that show,
• 2:07:45
  Speaker 2: like you were with me all weekend and I stayed
• 2:07:49
  Speaker 2: and then you went to New York to shoot that
• 2:07:51
  Speaker 2: and then that weekend Hartman. You know. But I'll never
• 2:07:54
  Speaker 2: forget I was involved in the threesome when you were
• 2:07:57
  Speaker 2: on that talk show. And it's a chubby chick and
• 2:08:01
  Speaker 2: a hot chicken with snunting coke and I'm trying to
• 2:08:04
  Speaker 2: eat ass and I'm looking at you. I go pull
• 2:08:05
  Speaker 2: on put on NBC, so I go watch y'au and
• 2:08:08
  Speaker 2: I'm watching you as I'm trying to tackle these two animals,
• 2:08:11
  Speaker 2: and I'm like, who the fuck gonna believe this? Who
• 2:08:15
  Speaker 2: the chubby chick got up? She's like, you didn't want
• 2:08:17
  Speaker 2: to be with me anyway, you always wanted the hot
• 2:08:19
  Speaker 2: chicken slammed the door. It was a full night. It
• 2:08:21
  Speaker 2: was a full night.
• 2:08:24
  Speaker 3: Cocaine down, but all that shit.
• 2:08:28
  Speaker 2: You see these people now and you're like, bro, we
• 2:08:29
  Speaker 2: all went through it together. Yeah, we all went through
• 2:08:32
  Speaker 2: it together. What a great fucking thing to have at
• 2:08:36
  Speaker 2: this time in your life that we all we're all here,
• 2:08:39
  Speaker 2: you know, fucking really nice man. It makes you go, Wow,
• 2:08:43
  Speaker 2: this comedy life was worth every fucking penny I got
• 2:08:46
  Speaker 2: into it.
• 2:08:47
  Speaker 3: It's a fun ride when you look back and you think, like,
• 2:08:50
  Speaker 3: imagine when you were first starting out, and imagine that
• 2:08:53
  Speaker 3: it would turn out this way You've never imagined it.
• 2:08:57
  Speaker 3: And then you look back, What a fun ride, What
• 2:08:59
  Speaker 3: a extraordinarily fun life.
• 2:09:02
  Speaker 2: I'll never forget you had it pinned down from the beginning.
• 2:09:05
  Speaker 2: I never even told you this. One of my friend
• 2:09:08
  Speaker 2: I got to La like January ninety seven, and that
• 2:09:10
  Speaker 2: summer like August.
• 2:09:14
  Speaker 3: Nope, no, that's Cleveland improv on the uh one of
• 2:09:19
  Speaker 3: Miami too. Oh no, it was the manager friend, Thank you?
• 2:09:23
  Speaker 2: Sorry? What're we talking about?
• 2:09:26
  Speaker 3: Something? Pinned down? Manager? What we were talking about? Oh,
• 2:09:37
  Speaker 3: never imagining. They're looking back on this life like when
• 2:09:41
  Speaker 3: you first started. Oh never imagine it turn this way.
• 2:09:44
  Speaker 2: You said something about me once that was right, Like
• 2:09:46
  Speaker 2: I wasn't on the podcast, but you were talking to something.
• 2:09:49
  Speaker 2: I remember when that guy first came on the scene.
• 2:09:51
  Speaker 2: He was scary. He had a let of jacket and
• 2:09:53
  Speaker 2: all this shit, and he was buck whild you know.
• 2:09:56
  Speaker 2: I just got to La and I do a couple
• 2:09:58
  Speaker 2: of spots. The eyes at my first town. Coordinator at
• 2:10:02
  Speaker 2: the improv said to me, Hey, would you like to
• 2:10:05
  Speaker 2: work Irvine? And I go yeah. He goes, I got
• 2:10:07
  Speaker 2: an MC spot, go do it next week. My first
• 2:10:10
  Speaker 2: time ever. I go down there and I had a
• 2:10:12
  Speaker 2: crazy girlfriend. Then with all the teeth and this motherfucking
• 2:10:15
  Speaker 2: head chef comes up to me and her and he goes, hey,
• 2:10:18
  Speaker 2: she's got the same mouth as Geena Davis, a nice
• 2:10:21
  Speaker 2: cocksucking mouth. That was my first weekend and ever, And
• 2:10:26
  Speaker 2: at first I took it kind of weird. And then
• 2:10:28
  Speaker 2: after the show, I went up to him, and I go, hey, man,
• 2:10:31
  Speaker 2: what the fuck do you think you are saying something
• 2:10:33
  Speaker 2: like that? He goes, what are you doing? If you
• 2:10:35
  Speaker 2: go at me, you'll never work an improv again. I
• 2:10:37
  Speaker 2: just kicked him in the fucking stomach as hard as
• 2:10:39
  Speaker 2: I could. They called me the next day, joe come on, man,
• 2:10:42
  Speaker 2: I kicked him. The guy fell apart all of a sudden.
• 2:10:44
  Speaker 2: He wasn't a tough guy no more. I was just
• 2:10:45
  Speaker 2: so pissed. How can you say that to somebody's fucking girlfriend,
• 2:10:48
  Speaker 2: to a face. I just fucking front kicked him and
• 2:10:51
  Speaker 2: I hit him somewhere in the stomach. He was holding on.
• 2:10:53
  Speaker 2: I'm calling a Hartman, call fucking Hartman. I don't give
• 2:10:56
  Speaker 2: a fuck. And I remember getting the cargo on Joey.
• 2:10:59
  Speaker 2: You can't let the old Joey getting the away. Man,
• 2:11:02
  Speaker 2: This is not good. You should have just walked away.
• 2:11:04
  Speaker 2: But no, Why would I walk away? Fuck that shit?
• 2:11:07
  Speaker 2: That was the problem. A lot of people would walk
• 2:11:09
  Speaker 2: away from that shit. And you just lost. You just
• 2:11:11
  Speaker 2: became a Hollywood asshole. When you say fuck you, they'll
• 2:11:14
  Speaker 2: respect you fucking more. A year later, and they did.
• 2:11:16
  Speaker 2: They ended up giving me more work.
• 2:11:17
  Speaker 3: So was that guy still there when you went back.
• 2:11:19
  Speaker 2: No, he was like a cute cook that thought he
• 2:11:22
  Speaker 2: was cute, like he Orange County wasn't gonna get smacked.
• 2:11:24
  Speaker 2: I don't give a fuck who you are. I fucking
• 2:11:27
  Speaker 2: kicked that motherfucker. I didn't give a fuck Jack. I
• 2:11:30
  Speaker 2: was so buck wild at the store in the beginning
• 2:11:33
  Speaker 2: when I hit the kid in the head with the microphone.
• 2:11:36
  Speaker 2: And then they came and got me in La Joya
• 2:11:38
  Speaker 2: and I took the pool cute the pool Remember they
• 2:11:40
  Speaker 2: had that pool table in La Joya, the bumper They
• 2:11:44
  Speaker 2: had a bumper pool table Lahoya, Right, So these guys
• 2:11:46
  Speaker 2: kept threatening me. They were gonna come games. So I
• 2:11:48
  Speaker 2: got I became fucking uh Chuck Norris and called a silence.
• 2:11:54
  Speaker 2: I took all the pool ball and I put them
• 2:11:56
  Speaker 2: in different places so I had to throw them at
• 2:11:58
  Speaker 2: him as a weapon. Then I hit all the fucking
• 2:12:01
  Speaker 2: pool cues. You ever see cord of Silence, that's sense
• 2:12:04
  Speaker 2: Agal stole it from him in that fucking Bobby Loopo movie.
• 2:12:08
  Speaker 2: But that was that was Chuck Norris when he would
• 2:12:10
  Speaker 2: fill a bag with both pool cues and hit you
• 2:12:12
  Speaker 2: in the head with it and shit and the pool
• 2:12:14
  Speaker 2: hall with the Colombians, Doug and that motherfucker. I saw them.
• 2:12:18
  Speaker 2: I was sitting outside the LaToya Storman. They had that
• 2:12:21
  Speaker 2: little bench facing the Chinese restaurant. You don't even remember
• 2:12:24
  Speaker 2: Lachoa no more. And I saw them at the light
• 2:12:26
  Speaker 2: and they made the turn and I took one of
• 2:12:29
  Speaker 2: those balls and I kept it right here, and they
• 2:12:31
  Speaker 2: pulled up and took water pistols out and I fucking
• 2:12:34
  Speaker 2: took that ball and threw but everything I hit that
• 2:12:38
  Speaker 2: car and all of a sudden, the fucking car went boom.
• 2:12:42
  Speaker 2: These motherfuckers took off jack.
• 2:12:45
  Speaker 3: Coat of silence. I remember this because this was like
• 2:12:47
  Speaker 3: the first like real movie movie that like got respected by.
• 2:12:52
  Speaker 3: It wasn't just a karate movie. It was a movie
• 2:12:55
  Speaker 3: that was about like an undercover cop movie.
• 2:12:58
  Speaker 2: Right, was it against the coln But it was.
• 2:13:00
  Speaker 3: The fighting part was just part of it. But this
• 2:13:04
  Speaker 3: wasn't that. It was you know, it was just a
• 2:13:06
  Speaker 3: karate movie. Like most of his other movies were just
• 2:13:08
  Speaker 3: karate movies or you know, they were kind of campy,
• 2:13:12
  Speaker 3: like Missing in Action. It was a lot a lot
• 2:13:14
  Speaker 3: of it based on the karate. This was, Oh we
• 2:13:17
  Speaker 3: got hit by the pool ball. Oh they jump them.
• 2:13:21
  Speaker 3: Is it a terrible movie?
• 2:13:23
  Speaker 2: Is terrible? I thought it was The Ship back then,
• 2:13:27
  Speaker 2: So when you.
• 2:13:28
  Speaker 3: Watch it now, you're like, this is the Corneus fight
• 2:13:30
  Speaker 3: seat of all time. These guys would overwhelm him.
• 2:13:33
  Speaker 2: Listen, man, Good men were Black. Chuck Norris had a
• 2:13:40
  Speaker 2: couple of movies where he showed his shit. This was
• 2:13:43
  Speaker 2: not one of them. Walker Sheriff Marshall was not one
• 2:13:47
  Speaker 2: of them. Okay, with the wig doing push up still
• 2:13:50
  Speaker 2: on Channel eighty nine, that wasn't him. I love Chuck Norris,
• 2:13:53
  Speaker 2: but Chuck Norris made some good movies early on that
• 2:13:56
  Speaker 2: were dark. That's why nobody talked about good women black.
• 2:13:58
  Speaker 2: What's the other one? You think, Oh yeah, you forget
• 2:14:02
  Speaker 2: about all them?
• 2:14:02
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, is this good man? Good Guys Wear Black
• 2:14:05
  Speaker 3: nineteen seventy eight.
• 2:14:07
  Speaker 2: Wow?
• 2:14:09
  Speaker 3: How many fucking people did this guy get into martial arts?
• 2:14:13
  Speaker 2: Like?
• 2:14:13
  Speaker 3: How many people because of Chuck norris movies wind up
• 2:14:16
  Speaker 3: doing martial arts? A fucking shitload.
• 2:14:20
  Speaker 2: I got into Tanks Sudo because of him, because he
• 2:14:24
  Speaker 2: was one of the first tanks to th guys and
• 2:14:25
  Speaker 2: he split he made his own thing or whatever the fuck.
• 2:14:31
  Speaker 3: So it's kind of amazing when you think about how
• 2:14:33
  Speaker 3: many karate guys didn't make it, Like how many guys
• 2:14:37
  Speaker 3: didn't become karate movie stars, And Chuck Norris did, like
• 2:14:42
  Speaker 3: how many of them were there, how many karate guys
• 2:14:44
  Speaker 3: wanted to be movie stars and couldn't figure it out?
• 2:14:46
  Speaker 3: And he did so.
• 2:14:47
  Speaker 2: I saw every martial arts film made in the seventies,
• 2:14:50
  Speaker 2: even with the black exploitation. The movie was called three
• 2:14:53
  Speaker 2: the Hard Way, Jim Brown, Jim Kelly and the other
• 2:14:57
  Speaker 2: really good black looking about Jim Kelly. Kelly was trying
• 2:15:01
  Speaker 2: to break into that thing. There was a lot of movies,
• 2:15:04
  Speaker 2: and then after Bruce Lee died, the whole thing opened up. Yeah,
• 2:15:08
  Speaker 2: jet Lie, Jet Louis, Bruce Lye, you had all these
• 2:15:11
  Speaker 2: fucking bruces and that just that, that was the end
• 2:15:14
  Speaker 2: of it. But I was notorious. I wanted to see
• 2:15:17
  Speaker 2: all those fucking movies growing up. Billy Jack.
• 2:15:22
  Speaker 3: Do you remember Billy I remember Billy Jack the Indian?
• 2:15:24
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I remember. I remember the black hat. I
• 2:15:26
  Speaker 3: remember the whole put his foot.
• 2:15:28
  Speaker 2: On that side of the face, all that. They even
• 2:15:31
  Speaker 2: had a white woman dude being with Marshall. Everybody chiny black,
• 2:15:35
  Speaker 2: everybody played fucking kung fu. Everybody and that movie courtA
• 2:15:40
  Speaker 2: Silence is Dennis Farinas, one of his first movies. He's
• 2:15:43
  Speaker 2: just really yeah, he's a psych kick in that movie.
• 2:15:47
  Speaker 2: Fucking it's just you know, people forget how many kung
• 2:15:50
  Speaker 2: fu movies or marshall I based movies they actually made
• 2:15:53
  Speaker 2: in the seventies. Fucking unreal. Oh yeah, and the ship
• 2:15:57
  Speaker 2: that was getting sent here from China, it's like a kid.
• 2:16:00
  Speaker 2: They were just sending the every weekend, fucking Chinese people
• 2:16:03
  Speaker 2: beating up on Chinese people jumping. Remember the morning they
• 2:16:06
  Speaker 2: got older? Like by seventies, Bruce died in seventy three.
• 2:16:09
  Speaker 2: By seventy six, there was movies that the guy had
• 2:16:12
  Speaker 2: like a thing of gold weigh like ten two tons
• 2:16:15
  Speaker 2: and he would throw it up a hill and then
• 2:16:16
  Speaker 2: jump and catch it on top of the hill. Come on, now,
• 2:16:19
  Speaker 2: you lost me, the one armed swordsman. You lost me.
• 2:16:22
  Speaker 2: You know the guy's got one arm and you know,
• 2:16:25
  Speaker 2: love those kung but and forget about black people recreate
• 2:16:29
  Speaker 2: Like you know, when people talk about Bruce Lee, it
• 2:16:32
  Speaker 2: was a sensational cultural fucking phenomenon, and the people that
• 2:16:38
  Speaker 2: think about all the people he opened up to martial
• 2:16:40
  Speaker 2: arts movies and martial arts in general. I mean, Chuck
• 2:16:43
  Speaker 2: Norris was the second half of it. You know, Bruce
• 2:16:46
  Speaker 2: was the first. Chuck Norris was the second, and I
• 2:16:48
  Speaker 2: hate to admit it. UFC is the third big wave
• 2:16:52
  Speaker 2: of that that. You know, nobody goes to karate no more. Okay,
• 2:16:56
  Speaker 2: how many karate schools you got? It's for kids ten.
• 2:16:59
  Speaker 2: They make him hit a paper, you know, go to school. Yeah,
• 2:17:03
  Speaker 2: they're going to school. So it's changed. The culture has changed.
• 2:17:07
  Speaker 2: You know, in seventy three, everybody went to wing chunk
• 2:17:09
  Speaker 2: lu Fuop. You taught judo. You became a wing chunk
• 2:17:13
  Speaker 2: dude now because you weren't gonna make no money off judo.
• 2:17:16
  Speaker 2: Nobody was doing judo back then. You had to go
• 2:17:18
  Speaker 2: to Brooklyn to get sabat classes number Savata the French. Yeah,
• 2:17:23
  Speaker 2: you gotta go to Brooklyn. In those days, New York
• 2:17:25
  Speaker 2: had everything. But then when like our friend, the one
• 2:17:28
  Speaker 2: who does the MMA podcast with you, Matt Sarah, When
• 2:17:31
  Speaker 2: Matt Sarah got into jiu jitsu, he would have to
• 2:17:34
  Speaker 2: go from Long Island all the way to like close
• 2:17:37
  Speaker 2: to Philadelphia. It'd be three hours on Sundays. Jiu Jitsu
• 2:17:42
  Speaker 2: wasn't everywhere yet when he got into it. He would
• 2:17:45
  Speaker 2: have to travel. I think he told the story one
• 2:17:47
  Speaker 2: of these podcasts. He would have to drive to Jersey
• 2:17:50
  Speaker 2: just on Sundays. They just did jiu jitsu on Sundays
• 2:17:53
  Speaker 2: because that's all that was available. Now you got to
• 2:17:56
  Speaker 2: jiu jitsu school on every fucking corner. And who's that?
• 2:17:58
  Speaker 2: Because of the UFC. Man, it just blew it the
• 2:18:02
  Speaker 2: fuck right open. So who knows.
• 2:18:05
  Speaker 3: I may be wrong, No, I think you're right for sure.
• 2:18:08
  Speaker 3: The UFC opened up Brazilian jiu jitsu. Hoyst Gracy, Hoyst
• 2:18:11
  Speaker 3: Gracy win in the first UFC's that opened up Brazilian
• 2:18:14
  Speaker 3: jiu jitsu all over the country, And what the fuck
• 2:18:16
  Speaker 3: is this? It was a completely new I mean, there
• 2:18:18
  Speaker 3: was no Brazilian jiu jitsu in America. You never even
• 2:18:21
  Speaker 3: talked about it. I did martial arts my whole life.
• 2:18:22
  Speaker 3: I've never even heard of You heard of it, but
• 2:18:25
  Speaker 3: I don't even know.
• 2:18:26
  Speaker 2: It's so far off.
• 2:18:27
  Speaker 3: I barely even paid attention to it. It was like
• 2:18:29
  Speaker 3: you could have been anything, and then all of a sudden,
• 2:18:31
  Speaker 3: the UFC came along, and it's like, oh my god,
• 2:18:33
  Speaker 3: that's the thing that everybody needs to learn. That's what's
• 2:18:36
  Speaker 3: wild now. It's like how many people trained martial arts
• 2:18:39
  Speaker 3: in comparison toil like fifty years ago. It's not there's
• 2:18:42
  Speaker 3: no comparison. There's way more people that know how to
• 2:18:45
  Speaker 3: fight now than like ever before and ever before, or.
• 2:18:49
  Speaker 2: At least they know how to neutralize somebody.
• 2:18:53
  Speaker 3: Well, a lot of people are training now.
• 2:18:54
  Speaker 2: Way more people learn to neutralize people. Anybody who studied
• 2:18:58
  Speaker 2: jiu jitsu ain't got a bullet you Okay, they're gonna
• 2:19:01
  Speaker 2: neutraliza on the street. We're gonna break your fucking show
• 2:19:05
  Speaker 2: down on the street. They're trying to neutralize you. Hold
• 2:19:08
  Speaker 2: you down, Hey, take a breath, relax, don't swing at
• 2:19:11
  Speaker 2: me because I'll break this fucking arm.
• 2:19:13
  Speaker 3: Did you see the video of Matt's era. I think
• 2:19:15
  Speaker 3: it was in Atlantic City and it might have been
• 2:19:17
  Speaker 3: Vegas somewhere in a casino. Some drunk guy has caused
• 2:19:21
  Speaker 3: problems and Matt winds up taking him down and mounting
• 2:19:24
  Speaker 3: them until the cops come. He's just holding on to
• 2:19:26
  Speaker 3: the guy. He's just sitting on the guy. Hold on, there,
• 2:19:28
  Speaker 3: it is you guys swinging look at Matt like you've
• 2:19:31
  Speaker 3: got a literal Brazilian jiu jitsu World champion and he's
• 2:19:35
  Speaker 3: just mounting you, laughing like you think about picking on
• 2:19:39
  Speaker 3: the wrong guy. He's just holding on. I mean, the
• 2:19:42
  Speaker 3: guy's completely helpless. I don't remember the whole story behind this.
• 2:19:48
  Speaker 3: Look at the security guard coming, I was like, relax,
• 2:19:50
  Speaker 3: I got this.
• 2:19:50
  Speaker 2: Guy and I both know mecanium kick him in the
• 2:19:52
  Speaker 2: face and get up and leave. This is what I'm
• 2:19:55
  Speaker 2: telling you. That atmosphere doesn't teach you to do that.
• 2:19:58
  Speaker 2: He's just hold you down, going hey, but he's.
• 2:20:00
  Speaker 3: Nothing to prove you know, No, he's laughing. He's a
• 2:20:04
  Speaker 3: world champion. I mean, I don't know if he had
• 2:20:06
  Speaker 3: been the UFC champion by that time.
• 2:20:08
  Speaker 2: But you know what, wall with somebody on the street
• 2:20:10
  Speaker 2: and break their shoulder. Now you have to.
• 2:20:14
  Speaker 3: You lose everything.
• 2:20:15
  Speaker 2: I know jiu jitsu people take it down like the bouncers. Yeah,
• 2:20:18
  Speaker 2: he's just neutralized.
• 2:20:20
  Speaker 3: Hall of Fame induction to Okay, so that's way past
• 2:20:26
  Speaker 3: the time that he won the title. Yeah, that's hilarious.
• 2:20:29
  Speaker 3: That's that's very funny. That poor guy. Imagine like knowing
• 2:20:32
  Speaker 3: that guy could have killed you and he was just
• 2:20:34
  Speaker 3: so nice. All he did was hold your wrists and
• 2:20:36
  Speaker 3: sit on your chest.
• 2:20:38
  Speaker 2: He was on the boat having a good time. He's like, hey,
• 2:20:41
  Speaker 2: somebody get me a water or something.
• 2:20:42
  Speaker 3: The guy's literally helpless. He has no fear whatsoever that
• 2:20:46
  Speaker 3: guy hurting him. You know, it's like it's like a child.
• 2:20:49
  Speaker 3: It's like your little child's having a temper tantrum, Like,
• 2:20:52
  Speaker 3: come on, it's Matt Sarah.
• 2:20:54
  Speaker 2: It's funny.
• 2:20:54
  Speaker 3: There's so many dummies out there. This is part of
• 2:20:57
  Speaker 3: the problem in this world. It's hard to get your
• 2:20:59
  Speaker 3: ship together. So many people just stumble through life just
• 2:21:02
  Speaker 3: never getting their shit together.
• 2:21:04
  Speaker 2: I found my friend last night. She has like a
• 2:21:06
  Speaker 2: cooking show on YouTube. She goes on, stop doing it, Joey,
• 2:21:13
  Speaker 2: because my mother would watch and these people would say,
• 2:21:16
  Speaker 2: like the weirdest, like you know everything, show me your titch,
• 2:21:19
  Speaker 2: show me your pushy, you can't cook, bitch, And you're like,
• 2:21:23
  Speaker 2: you know, how much long am I gonna take this ship?
• 2:21:26
  Speaker 2: People are so hard, they're fucking horrible on the internet.
• 2:21:29
  Speaker 2: You know, he's a young girl looking good like Joey.
• 2:21:32
  Speaker 2: I had to cancel the fucking thing she was doing,
• 2:21:34
  Speaker 2: like a workout, a cooking thing. She goes, no, I
• 2:21:37
  Speaker 2: just play with my cats, that's it, and people love cats.
• 2:21:40
  Speaker 2: She goes, that's it, but it's it's impossible.
• 2:21:43
  Speaker 3: Because she's say so many animals out there, and.
• 2:21:45
  Speaker 2: They're out there and they don't give a fuck, and
• 2:21:47
  Speaker 2: they say shit.
• 2:21:48
  Speaker 3: It's also the zero consequences for saying horrible shit. And
• 2:21:52
  Speaker 3: they're trying to get a rise out of the other
• 2:21:53
  Speaker 3: people in the comments too, So they're trying to say
• 2:21:55
  Speaker 3: outrageous shit so that other people react to it, so
• 2:21:58
  Speaker 3: that you'll read it, you'll react to it.
• 2:22:00
  Speaker 2: It's the dumbest fucking thing ever. It is.
• 2:22:04
  Speaker 3: I was thinking this last night. It's kind of a
• 2:22:07
  Speaker 3: crazy thought. But you know, everyone is addicted right now
• 2:22:10
  Speaker 3: to social media and addicted to going online and just
• 2:22:13
  Speaker 3: addicted to content. You're constantly getting content, you're constantly interacting
• 2:22:16
  Speaker 3: with your phone. And this is a very new thing,
• 2:22:19
  Speaker 3: right It's within the last twenty years this has happened
• 2:22:21
  Speaker 3: to people. This is like prepping us for what's coming next.
• 2:22:25
  Speaker 3: We're gonna look back on these days and we're gonna realize, oh,
• 2:22:30
  Speaker 3: the addictions to the phones, the addictions and staring at
• 2:22:33
  Speaker 3: the screens and checking your email and looking at YouTube
• 2:22:35
  Speaker 3: and looking at Instagram and looking at Twitter. That's just
• 2:22:38
  Speaker 3: preparing you for you being completely connected to electronics forever.
• 2:22:44
  Speaker 3: This is like the early stages of it. I was
• 2:22:47
  Speaker 3: thinking about it last night while I was watching this
• 2:22:49
  Speaker 3: television show. I'm watching this crazy show. It's called from
• 2:22:52
  Speaker 3: Have you seen this show? No, It's Nuts by the
• 2:22:55
  Speaker 3: guys who made Lost. One of the dudes that's in
• 2:22:58
  Speaker 3: Lost is the main star. It's a fucking great show,
• 2:23:01
  Speaker 3: like a really good show, like very unpredictable, twisted, just
• 2:23:05
  Speaker 3: like Lost, like crazy show about these people stuck in
• 2:23:08
  Speaker 3: this town that can't get out. It's impossible to get out.
• 2:23:11
  Speaker 3: But I was thinking while I was watching this, I
• 2:23:13
  Speaker 3: was like, why, why is everyone because no one has
• 2:23:15
  Speaker 3: a phone there and everyone's just locked into this place.
• 2:23:18
  Speaker 3: I was like, your phone is preparing you. The addiction
• 2:23:22
  Speaker 3: to our phones are preparing us to the next stage
• 2:23:26
  Speaker 3: of what life is going to be like as a person.
• 2:23:29
  Speaker 3: This is just the gate. The phones are the gate.
• 2:23:33
  Speaker 3: But what's coming next. You're gonna reminisce about the days
• 2:23:36
  Speaker 3: of the phone. Oh you remember when we had phones.
• 2:23:39
  Speaker 3: We had to look things up. You had a little thing,
• 2:23:41
  Speaker 3: you gotta charge it. Remember when you had to charge it.
• 2:23:44
  Speaker 3: That's how we're gonna be. We're moving into some weird
• 2:23:46
  Speaker 3: new area. They're building these fucking data centers everywhere, and
• 2:23:51
  Speaker 3: everyone's like, oh the data center, well great, Like what
• 2:23:54
  Speaker 3: is that? What are you doing? Why are you building
• 2:23:56
  Speaker 3: these things that need to be powered by nuclear reactors? Why?
• 2:23:59
  Speaker 3: Why are you building these things that are sucking up
• 2:24:01
  Speaker 3: all the fucking water? Why are they putting these things
• 2:24:03
  Speaker 3: out in the middle of the desert, biggest fucking five
• 2:24:05
  Speaker 3: football fields, huge fucking giant buildings filled with computers, Like,
• 2:24:10
  Speaker 3: what the fuck are we doing? And the gates is
• 2:24:15
  Speaker 3: this goddamn phone. This phone is the gate. We're we're
• 2:24:19
  Speaker 3: opening up the door.
• 2:24:21
  Speaker 2: Why my daughter can't watch a whole movie? They have
• 2:24:25
  Speaker 2: no attention spat forty minutes things. She has to leave
• 2:24:28
  Speaker 2: and then she'll started from the next day. I had
• 2:24:31
  Speaker 2: to watch Garface, though you.
• 2:24:33
  Speaker 3: Had her Watchcarface because we.
• 2:24:34
  Speaker 2: Watched We do experimentals at the house, We did the
• 2:24:38
  Speaker 2: fight club, we do all that shit. So she said, Dad,
• 2:24:41
  Speaker 2: I always only watched the part when he shoots the
• 2:24:45
  Speaker 2: the brother in law. You know, that's the only part
• 2:24:48
  Speaker 2: of It's always on when I come down, I want
• 2:24:51
  Speaker 2: to watch them the beginning. She enjoyed it for a
• 2:24:53
  Speaker 2: little while. I went upstairs. After one scene, I'm like,
• 2:24:56
  Speaker 2: I can't watch this again. She goes, I'll stay up.
• 2:25:00
  Speaker 2: Two days later, mother goes, did you see the review
• 2:25:02
  Speaker 2: she wrote on it? And no, she goes, take a
• 2:25:06
  Speaker 2: look at it, and she's like, I enjoyed the movie.
• 2:25:09
  Speaker 2: I was a fan because of his Cuban American but
• 2:25:11
  Speaker 2: then as the movie rolled on, I figured these Cubans
• 2:25:14
  Speaker 2: don't know how to treat women. He goes, they just
• 2:25:21
  Speaker 2: smacking them and shoe, I enjoyed it. Yeah, she didn't
• 2:25:27
  Speaker 2: fucking like that at all. She's like, I know my
• 2:25:30
  Speaker 2: dad's Cuban, but Jesus Christ is so meant to their women.
• 2:25:35
  Speaker 2: I'm like, do I act like that? You? No? But
• 2:25:39
  Speaker 2: yeah she said. She goes, that gave men a different
• 2:25:41
  Speaker 2: fucking thing. I go, Mercy, I was forty fucking years ago.
• 2:25:45
  Speaker 3: Not only that, you're dealing with the people that were
• 2:25:47
  Speaker 3: the criminals of Cuba that were kicked out of Cuba,
• 2:25:50
  Speaker 3: that made their way to America. Like this is not
• 2:25:52
  Speaker 3: normal people.
• 2:25:53
  Speaker 2: No, no, And now they're about to let the second
• 2:25:56
  Speaker 2: half out everything.
• 2:25:58
  Speaker 3: What are they doing to Cuba right now?
• 2:26:00
  Speaker 2: Well, they're not surviving. They don't have any uh power,
• 2:26:04
  Speaker 2: no gasoline, It's funny because every couple of days I
• 2:26:09
  Speaker 2: get an algorithm. We're just promoting Cuban videos, Cuban videos,
• 2:26:14
  Speaker 2: people and kids like that. They had kids going to
• 2:26:16
  Speaker 2: work out, Joe. They took them to like this little place.
• 2:26:21
  Speaker 2: Everything had papers on it. They did pull ups, sit
• 2:26:24
  Speaker 2: ups with their head. The pipes were broken. You gotta
• 2:26:27
  Speaker 2: see these fucking kids doing full workouts. What we wouldn't
• 2:26:30
  Speaker 2: even look at their bodyweight workouts. You know, they're talking.
• 2:26:36
  Speaker 2: They go around Viarradero and interview people, and I don't
• 2:26:39
  Speaker 2: know what this is doing. I don't know what this
• 2:26:41
  Speaker 2: is doing because we're two years away from Cuba being legit.
• 2:26:45
  Speaker 2: They're gonna go back down there after this whole thing
• 2:26:47
  Speaker 2: goes around or whatever whatever they decide. They can't get
• 2:26:50
  Speaker 2: fuel from Venezuela. How long is it gonna take. I mean,
• 2:26:53
  Speaker 2: they're not gonna be happy to they have a Starbucks
• 2:26:55
  Speaker 2: in Cuba.
• 2:26:56
  Speaker 3: So what happened was they were getting their oil from
• 2:26:58
  Speaker 3: Venezuela right right, took over Venezuela.
• 2:27:00
  Speaker 2: We cut off their oil, cut them off.
• 2:27:02
  Speaker 3: And so what is the United States trying to do
• 2:27:04
  Speaker 3: with Cuba right now? They're trying to get rid of
• 2:27:06
  Speaker 3: the communist government.
• 2:27:07
  Speaker 2: They're trying to well, they're gonna they charge Raul Castro
• 2:27:10
  Speaker 2: with something recently. That's the beginning. This is gonna end
• 2:27:13
  Speaker 2: up like you're gonna wake up one day and on
• 2:27:17
  Speaker 2: ABC News, Okay, they are in Cuba pulling people out.
• 2:27:21
  Speaker 3: Doesn't China and Russia have a relationship with Cuba. Isn't
• 2:27:24
  Speaker 3: that a problem?
• 2:27:25
  Speaker 2: Not really, because they're not paying their bills. That's why Cuba.
• 2:27:28
  Speaker 2: Starting when they had Russia, Russia was fucking doing everything.
• 2:27:32
  Speaker 2: But then they didn't need them no more. They cut
• 2:27:34
  Speaker 2: them off. I think there's they do small trades for sugars.
• 2:27:37
  Speaker 3: It is kind of crazy for the United States to
• 2:27:39
  Speaker 3: have an enemy that's ninety minutes offshore in a boat.
• 2:27:45
  Speaker 3: Trump administration said on twenty twenty six, May twentieth indicted
• 2:27:48
  Speaker 3: former Cuban president Raul Castro for murder based on the
• 2:27:52
  Speaker 3: downing of two planes near the Cuban coastline in nineteen
• 2:27:55
  Speaker 3: ninety six. It killed four people. As a storing of
• 2:27:58
  Speaker 3: Latin America and US foreign power, I believe the indictment
• 2:28:01
  Speaker 3: may be the prelude to a direct US military against Cuba.
• 2:28:04
  Speaker 2: This is the beginning.
• 2:28:06
  Speaker 3: This is ken and a young from UMass Amherst Before Castro,
• 2:28:10
  Speaker 3: The last US indictment of a Latin American leader occurred
• 2:28:13
  Speaker 3: in January twenty twenty six. That's the venezuela thing. Since January,
• 2:28:18
  Speaker 3: US has ended the flow of venezuela and oil to Cuba,
• 2:28:21
  Speaker 3: and has economic and military pressure to prevent other nations
• 2:28:24
  Speaker 3: from trading with the island. Trump recently threatened a friendly
• 2:28:27
  Speaker 3: takeover of Cuba. I believe what's missing from most recent
• 2:28:32
  Speaker 3: analysis of this situation is the history of US aggression
• 2:28:35
  Speaker 3: against Cuba, his essential context for understanding the Trump administration's
• 2:28:39
  Speaker 3: recent escalations.
• 2:28:40
  Speaker 2: But yeah, once they indict you, they're coming for you,
• 2:28:43
  Speaker 2: just a matter of.
• 2:28:44
  Speaker 3: Time, starving the country, and then they'll come up with
• 2:28:48
  Speaker 3: a solution. Here's your solution on the new leadership.
• 2:28:51
  Speaker 2: They're not telling you there's a shooting of two in
• 2:28:52
  Speaker 2: Cuba every night. Cuba's not getting there's no power, there's
• 2:28:56
  Speaker 2: no electricity. They have roaring real and that was yesterday earthquake. Yeah,
• 2:29:03
  Speaker 2: so they're just fucking they're doing everything they can do.
• 2:29:06
  Speaker 3: It was the biggest one and over one hundred and
• 2:29:07
  Speaker 3: fifty oh my god.
• 2:29:09
  Speaker 2: Yeah, So everything is looking like right now, that's it.
• 2:29:12
  Speaker 2: They can survive this fuck.
• 2:29:15
  Speaker 3: So so what happens to those people they just wait
• 2:29:18
  Speaker 3: this out? Or the United States? And were you saying
• 2:29:21
  Speaker 3: it no resources, no supplies, You.
• 2:29:23
  Speaker 2: Got two things. In Cuba, you have people that don't know.
• 2:29:28
  Speaker 2: You never watched that thirty for thirty with Alduque when
• 2:29:30
  Speaker 2: they won the championship and they said people in New
• 2:29:33
  Speaker 2: York were throwing toilet paper and the wife was grabbing it, saying,
• 2:29:36
  Speaker 2: in Cube, but this is gold. Why are you throwing
• 2:29:40
  Speaker 2: await toilet paper? We have no toilet paper in Cuba.
• 2:29:42
  Speaker 2: That's some mentality. So fifty percent of those people have
• 2:29:45
  Speaker 2: been brainwashed to the where they you know, every day
• 2:29:48
  Speaker 2: there's a bullhorn, boss, but the autos, you know when
• 2:29:52
  Speaker 2: the Communists whatever they call each other, we're winning the war.
• 2:29:57
  Speaker 2: We're getting closed. You know, what do you mean, I'm
• 2:29:58
  Speaker 2: getting closer. I'm down a on eighteen. I was walking
• 2:30:01
  Speaker 2: around one seventy. How are we getting closest to a victory?
• 2:30:05
  Speaker 2: So they're getting sick of that shit. They say the
• 2:30:08
  Speaker 2: bugs that land on you at night are fucking just atrocious.
• 2:30:13
  Speaker 2: These but you know they have real fucking bugs on
• 2:30:15
  Speaker 2: that island. Not to mention they all have syphilis. Cubans
• 2:30:20
  Speaker 2: have fifty I think half my funk guy toenail is
• 2:30:23
  Speaker 2: syphilis because it smells like it. You know what I'm saying.
• 2:30:26
  Speaker 2: But hone on a fucking not jokey thing. Cuba's got
• 2:30:30
  Speaker 2: two weeks left, two weeks from today, and so you.
• 2:30:33
  Speaker 3: Think they're gonna invade.
• 2:30:34
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're gonna invade. Take me, take Raoul out, and
• 2:30:38
  Speaker 2: then what do you got.
• 2:30:39
  Speaker 3: You're gonna install some new.
• 2:30:41
  Speaker 2: Remember a couple of months ago there was a shooting
• 2:30:43
  Speaker 2: in Cuba of a boat. You remember that, right, right, Jamie.
• 2:30:48
  Speaker 2: Some people out there fishing and the Cuban Navy shot them,
• 2:30:52
  Speaker 2: like three months ago. Oh yeah, this has been I
• 2:30:55
  Speaker 2: don't know, they were investigating it.
• 2:30:57
  Speaker 3: Cuba hands out weapons of citizens and tell them pay
• 2:31:00
  Speaker 3: for an invasion. Holy fuck, Holy fuck. That's June seventh,
• 2:31:05
  Speaker 3: that's yes, Sunday, Sunday, which will we saw distributing weapons
• 2:31:11
  Speaker 3: through the citizens and fear of a US invasion. The
• 2:31:14
  Speaker 3: reportedly started handing out weapons to civilians as the government
• 2:31:17
  Speaker 3: urges population to prepare for a potential US invasion. Reports
• 2:31:20
  Speaker 3: from South American publication Version Finals stated against the backdrop
• 2:31:25
  Speaker 3: of the deployment of American military power near the island,
• 2:31:28
  Speaker 3: the government of Havana began distributing weapons to citizens, officially
• 2:31:32
  Speaker 3: urging them to prepare for an imminent foreign invasion. What
• 2:31:35
  Speaker 3: if the citizens use that weapon to take over the country.
• 2:31:38
  Speaker 2: Which they should do. That's what they fucking should do.
• 2:31:41
  Speaker 3: Just crazy risk started handing out guns to people like
• 2:31:45
  Speaker 3: I said, all of a sudden, your population is armed,
• 2:31:48
  Speaker 3: and you're telling them what to do, and they don't
• 2:31:51
  Speaker 3: have any money, and you don't have any money either.
• 2:31:54
  Speaker 2: Look a man. When I shouted doing okay, I contacted
• 2:31:59
  Speaker 2: my sister. I offer a free ticket out of Cuba money.
• 2:32:04
  Speaker 2: Whatever I got, half is yours. You're my blood. You know.
• 2:32:08
  Speaker 2: I don't know if I could do that. Okay, why
• 2:32:10
  Speaker 2: don't we do this. Why don't I fly you to Jersey.
• 2:32:12
  Speaker 2: You go to your mother's grave, you go see where
• 2:32:14
  Speaker 2: her blouse was, her way of life, and then I
• 2:32:17
  Speaker 2: take you back. She told me, I can never do
• 2:32:20
  Speaker 2: that because I'm married to one of the Dell's guys.
• 2:32:22
  Speaker 2: I don't even want to go to the United States.
• 2:32:26
  Speaker 2: So she was so brain and that to that she
• 2:32:28
  Speaker 2: was still my sister, but I couldn't help her.
• 2:32:30
  Speaker 3: Well, you're used to what you're used to, and that
• 2:32:33
  Speaker 3: takes on the big chance of coming to America and
• 2:32:36
  Speaker 3: not knowing where you're gonna eat, live and where you're
• 2:32:39
  Speaker 3: gonna get money.
• 2:32:39
  Speaker 2: Are you gonna work? They got programs for all those people.
• 2:32:43
  Speaker 2: They got churches. Cuban people have churches, they're Catholics.
• 2:32:47
  Speaker 3: Is there also a thing where you if you leave Cuba?
• 2:32:52
  Speaker 3: I think there's it's a cleaner path to get to
• 2:32:55
  Speaker 3: become a United States citizen, right you're fleeing.
• 2:32:58
  Speaker 2: Yes, it's easier. I think so something like that.
• 2:33:00
  Speaker 3: If you flame dictatorship for community dictatorship. Fuck, dude, it's
• 2:33:07
  Speaker 3: just like, what are they gonna do about that?
• 2:33:10
  Speaker 2: And then you gotta we're talking about Vegas. Who's gonna
• 2:33:13
  Speaker 2: happen in Vegas? If Cuba reopens, what do you mean
• 2:33:16
  Speaker 2: they're gonna put gambling back? Then? You know the Americans
• 2:33:19
  Speaker 2: is gonna put gambling back. Then they're negotiating already with habers, Already.
• 2:33:24
  Speaker 3: They're talking turn into a resort, a location.
• 2:33:28
  Speaker 2: They're not gonna rip down the architecture that original architectures
• 2:33:31
  Speaker 2: will make Cuba and the cars and ship, but also
• 2:33:35
  Speaker 2: some something else. And I know America knows this. Those
• 2:33:38
  Speaker 2: oceans are booby trapped up to a mile out of Cuba.
• 2:33:42
  Speaker 2: There's a ton of shit that they have, booby trapped mines,
• 2:33:46
  Speaker 2: all that shit they've planted those during the Bay of
• 2:33:48
  Speaker 2: Pigs invasion.
• 2:33:50
  Speaker 3: Look at this nineteen fifty seven, nineteen fifty seven, back
• 2:33:54
  Speaker 3: when the mob ran it.
• 2:33:55
  Speaker 2: Look at everybody dressed impeccably. They would go those people
• 2:33:59
  Speaker 2: they know nothing.
• 2:34:00
  Speaker 3: They loved it back then. They loved going to Cuba.
• 2:34:02
  Speaker 3: People would go there, live it up.
• 2:34:04
  Speaker 2: And sex was free and cheap, and you could fuck
• 2:34:07
  Speaker 2: a chicken. Those days. You'd get fucked in the ass
• 2:34:10
  Speaker 2: by a guy who would make the amazing dog. It
• 2:34:13
  Speaker 2: was unreal. That's why the whole point of Kennedy and
• 2:34:17
  Speaker 2: all that was for them to get Cuba back. The Italians.
• 2:34:19
  Speaker 2: They were making too much money out of Cuba, and
• 2:34:22
  Speaker 2: now they want to start to put drugs on there
• 2:34:23
  Speaker 2: and shit towards when they took it down. Cuba's been
• 2:34:27
  Speaker 2: fucking riddled with bullshit for years. Every bad luck that
• 2:34:31
  Speaker 2: they have they created in the fifties and forties because
• 2:34:33
  Speaker 2: it was a sex heaven. Americans would go down there
• 2:34:37
  Speaker 2: on a Friday and not come back, and you know
• 2:34:39
  Speaker 2: it was whatever cost here eight thousand will cost you
• 2:34:42
  Speaker 2: eighty dollars to get your dick sucked for three days
• 2:34:44
  Speaker 2: and fed people rubbing your feet and shit.
• 2:34:47
  Speaker 3: Castro Revolution had a major effect on Las Vegas. Look
• 2:34:50
  Speaker 3: at that closure of a Vana casinos spurred excess to
• 2:34:53
  Speaker 3: the desert. Wow, especially people in the Who Frank Meer's father,
• 2:35:00
  Speaker 3: What do you mean frank Mina's father.
• 2:35:01
  Speaker 2: Frank me his father was a casino So that's how
• 2:35:03
  Speaker 2: he ended up in Vegas? Oh?
• 2:35:05
  Speaker 3: Oh, right, is Miranda connected to no So.
• 2:35:08
  Speaker 2: Frank me his father was a casino dealer in Cuba,
• 2:35:11
  Speaker 2: and Cuba closed down, he went right to Vegas. So
• 2:35:14
  Speaker 2: a lot of those people went right to Vegas. Wow.
• 2:35:17
  Speaker 2: Really interesting. Ship.
• 2:35:18
  Speaker 3: That is interesting. It makes sense because that those are
• 2:35:21
  Speaker 3: the two places. And if you're on the East coast,
• 2:35:23
  Speaker 3: the trip to Cuba is easy with thirty minutes, like
• 2:35:25
  Speaker 3: going to.
• 2:35:25
  Speaker 2: Florida thirty minutes. It is what you and your wife
• 2:35:28
  Speaker 2: would do on a weekend, what we do.
• 2:35:29
  Speaker 3: How far is the flight from New York City to
• 2:35:32
  Speaker 3: uh New York City to Florida is what an hour?
• 2:35:35
  Speaker 2: Three?
• 2:35:36
  Speaker 3: Three hours?
• 2:35:36
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Because Trump is down there now, so they go
• 2:35:38
  Speaker 2: a different way. Now. Now you can't go straight to
• 2:35:41
  Speaker 2: Fort Lata Dale over Miami. You gotta go outside that range.
• 2:35:44
  Speaker 3: What it used to be two two to two hours.
• 2:35:49
  Speaker 3: So New York City to Cuba is only an extra
• 2:35:52
  Speaker 3: half hour. That's so like less than three hours.
• 2:35:55
  Speaker 2: Three hours you'll be on the air.
• 2:35:56
  Speaker 3: So it's basically the same as Vegas. Then, yeah, it's
• 2:35:59
  Speaker 3: the middle middlem but you have the you're on island.
• 2:36:05
  Speaker 3: It's a resort.
• 2:36:06
  Speaker 2: Nobody knows what's going on.
• 2:36:07
  Speaker 3: It's beautiful.
• 2:36:08
  Speaker 2: You know, I told you that. My mother would tell
• 2:36:10
  Speaker 2: me how all those Hollywood stars would hide in Cuba,
• 2:36:13
  Speaker 2: especially cuts they would go that's when they would suck
• 2:36:16
  Speaker 2: that on the weekend, rock huts and all those Hollywood
• 2:36:19
  Speaker 2: people would go to Cuba, lock themselves in. There was
• 2:36:23
  Speaker 2: no TMZ and there was no press. You know, these
• 2:36:26
  Speaker 2: people in Cuba don't have a new you know, how
• 2:36:28
  Speaker 2: are they gonna get the pace?
• 2:36:29
  Speaker 3: And everything's run by the mobs. It's like just all
• 2:36:32
  Speaker 3: sin and vice.
• 2:36:33
  Speaker 2: Whenever you got a minute, you run. You read that
• 2:36:35
  Speaker 2: a Vanda noc Turn. That book, it's a Vanonck turn.
• 2:36:39
  Speaker 2: It's a revolution from three different places. You'renion City, New Jersey,
• 2:36:43
  Speaker 2: New York City and Miami and how ought no, no,
• 2:36:46
  Speaker 2: not my New York City, Tampa, and how those three
• 2:36:49
  Speaker 2: cities were like involved in that hole.
• 2:36:54
  Speaker 3: What do you think is going to happen to Cuba?
• 2:36:56
  Speaker 3: If you had a guess, if.
• 2:36:57
  Speaker 2: I had a guess, come on, I'm ay, he's seen dollars.
• 2:37:01
  Speaker 2: If you're a casino right now, with how bad casinos
• 2:37:04
  Speaker 2: are doing here, you're looking at that right there.
• 2:37:07
  Speaker 3: You turn how the mob owned how the mob owned Cuna,
• 2:37:12
  Speaker 3: Cuba and then lost it to the revolution.
• 2:37:14
  Speaker 2: Yeah, excellent, excellent, And so that was.
• 2:37:17
  Speaker 3: Kennedy trying to get rid of the mob. That's why they.
• 2:37:20
  Speaker 2: Want when the mob put listen, Kennedy's father went to
• 2:37:25
  Speaker 2: Chicago and he talked to those people. They had the
• 2:37:28
  Speaker 2: pool if you live in Chicago or where else you
• 2:37:30
  Speaker 2: in the primary. I don't know how it works. I'm
• 2:37:32
  Speaker 2: not a political guy.
• 2:37:33
  Speaker 3: Well, they definitely helped Kennedy get They helped Kearny get
• 2:37:36
  Speaker 3: into office, but then when he got into office, they.
• 2:37:38
  Speaker 2: Didn't help them get back. Then the brother double timed
• 2:37:42
  Speaker 2: them and then they started shooting. And I don't know
• 2:37:44
  Speaker 2: who shot Kennedy's I'm just saying this.
• 2:37:46
  Speaker 3: Well, the mob definitely didn't like them. They were very upset.
• 2:37:48
  Speaker 2: They cut into that pocket.
• 2:37:49
  Speaker 3: And he helped the mob, helped them get into office
• 2:37:52
  Speaker 3: in the first place, right, and then once he got
• 2:37:54
  Speaker 3: in they started prosecuting people, and hey.
• 2:37:57
  Speaker 2: Then he sucked them with the bay pey m when
• 2:38:00
  Speaker 2: he pulled off air support. So lastly, he.
• 2:38:03
  Speaker 3: Didn't know that they were going to do this, and
• 2:38:05
  Speaker 3: then when they told him about it, he denied air support.
• 2:38:09
  Speaker 3: And air support was critical to the success of the
• 2:38:11
  Speaker 3: mission absolutely and Operation Mongoose. Robert Kennedy spearheaded his secret
• 2:38:17
  Speaker 3: government project to topple the Cuban communist regime, working parallel
• 2:38:22
  Speaker 3: to the CIA's mob assisted efforts. But this is after
• 2:38:27
  Speaker 3: the revolution, right, This was when Fidel was running Cuba, right, right.
• 2:38:33
  Speaker 2: They were trying everything they'd do to kill fucking Fidel.
• 2:38:35
  Speaker 2: They were doing everything.
• 2:38:36
  Speaker 3: This is after So what spurred the Cuban takeover of
• 2:38:42
  Speaker 3: the military has taken over of Cuba. Mob bosses like
• 2:38:46
  Speaker 3: sam gin Kana and Santo Trafficante were recruited to help
• 2:38:49
  Speaker 3: eliminate Castro using methods like poison pills. Mafia wanted Castro
• 2:38:54
  Speaker 3: gone so they could reopen their multimillion dollar Cuban operations.
• 2:38:58
  Speaker 2: Wow, that's all it was money, Wow, big money.
• 2:39:02
  Speaker 3: Untraced I can imagine, untraceable, nothing, no nothing. And you're
• 2:39:06
  Speaker 3: over there living the life.
• 2:39:08
  Speaker 2: Nobody knows nothing, Mile Lansky, eating Cuban food every day.
• 2:39:11
  Speaker 3: They probably had it all set up and it was nice,
• 2:39:14
  Speaker 3: and then the rest.
• 2:39:15
  Speaker 2: Cuban food every day, fucking mile ants.
• 2:39:17
  Speaker 3: So what did the people think. The people think that
• 2:39:21
  Speaker 3: these mob motherfuckers, they've taken over our country. Let's let's
• 2:39:25
  Speaker 3: let Castro come in and we'll be socialists and everything
• 2:39:29
  Speaker 3: will be great. Or did they just get taken over?
• 2:39:31
  Speaker 2: They got taken What happened was Castro went in there.
• 2:39:34
  Speaker 2: Batista was horrible. Batista was fucking no better than Castro.
• 2:39:40
  Speaker 2: So when Castro took over, it was to take over
• 2:39:42
  Speaker 2: Batista and make Cuba pupapab But in the conglomeration he
• 2:39:47
  Speaker 2: became a communist somewhere along the line. And then when
• 2:39:50
  Speaker 2: he took over Cuba, that's when he shut the casinos down.
• 2:39:53
  Speaker 2: He destroyed the fucking casinos, you know, And then the
• 2:39:57
  Speaker 2: Italians got mad. They all came back and then they
• 2:40:00
  Speaker 2: were just they thought it was gonna be temporary that
• 2:40:04
  Speaker 2: this is gonna be temporary, we'll clean over this. So
• 2:40:06
  Speaker 2: for years Italians were just watching the news waiting for
• 2:40:10
  Speaker 2: somebody to kill fucking Castro. It was the Italians.
• 2:40:15
  Speaker 3: And then when they thought that the United States was
• 2:40:16
  Speaker 3: gonna go in there and invade, like, oh good, where
• 2:40:19
  Speaker 3: all set?
• 2:40:20
  Speaker 2: I wish there was more film from those days so
• 2:40:22
  Speaker 2: people could see. Like my mother explained things to me.
• 2:40:24
  Speaker 2: I wish she was still alive because of that. Like
• 2:40:27
  Speaker 2: she said that Italian food was different in Cuba. She goes,
• 2:40:31
  Speaker 2: first off, the pizzas had lobster around them and shrimp
• 2:40:33
  Speaker 2: already back then in the fifties they were making Cause
• 2:40:37
  Speaker 2: she didn't like the pizza in the United States, she goes,
• 2:40:39
  Speaker 2: not the same. They put fresh shrimp from the fucking ocean, lobster,
• 2:40:43
  Speaker 2: fucking all these other things. They got these pies now
• 2:40:46
  Speaker 2: in New York. I'm scared to try them. I can't.
• 2:40:48
  Speaker 2: They put calamari on the pizza. How fat can you get?
• 2:40:53
  Speaker 2: How fucking fat do you want to be? You go
• 2:40:55
  Speaker 2: to these pizza place in Jersey, dog it's like zdi
• 2:40:59
  Speaker 2: a pounded zion. There slice of pizza.
• 2:41:01
  Speaker 3: There's pizza places in Jersey that are just going off.
• 2:41:04
  Speaker 3: And the sandwich places in Jersey, oh, your boys, your
• 2:41:07
  Speaker 3: boys going off Giovanni. But that's that's White Plains. That's phenomenal.
• 2:41:14
  Speaker 3: Nothing like Italian delis on the East Coast.
• 2:41:17
  Speaker 2: There's nothing like that smell, like that cheese when you
• 2:41:19
  Speaker 2: walk in, and the fucking olives and ship. Oh, it's insane, unbelievable, unbelieva.
• 2:41:24
  Speaker 2: There's too much pizza, like just too much. You know.
• 2:41:27
  Speaker 2: It's funny when I moved down, like I'm scared to
• 2:41:29
  Speaker 2: gain weight the pizza. I eat one slice a week.
• 2:41:32
  Speaker 2: Maybe maybe just I had the knee surgery. I've been
• 2:41:38
  Speaker 2: doing the podcast at the house, so I've been ordering
• 2:41:40
  Speaker 2: pizza from this one place, and my buddies go crazy.
• 2:41:44
  Speaker 2: That's the best pizza we've ever had. Thin, sweet red sauce,
• 2:41:48
  Speaker 2: extra cheese. You burn it. It's fucking thin. Oh my god,
• 2:41:51
  Speaker 2: the sweet red sauce. God.
• 2:41:53
  Speaker 3: They know how to make pizza on the East Coast,
• 2:41:55
  Speaker 3: and they try out here. They do a pretty good
• 2:41:57
  Speaker 3: job out here.
• 2:41:59
  Speaker 2: It's miss send something they name as the sandwiches.
• 2:42:02
  Speaker 3: There's some good Italian sandwiches out here. They're pretty good,
• 2:42:05
  Speaker 3: but they can't funk with like Giovanni's place.
• 2:42:09
  Speaker 2: Giovanni sent me two shipments that were He's the best.
• 2:42:12
  Speaker 2: I had to give him half of it away.
• 2:42:15
  Speaker 3: Sends you so much.
• 2:42:15
  Speaker 2: Fucking salamis.
• 2:42:19
  Speaker 3: Is incredible.
• 2:42:20
  Speaker 2: And the cookies his fucking cookies up, bro. Yeah, you know,
• 2:42:25
  Speaker 2: and that's everywhere. Like I just stopped fucking around.
• 2:42:29
  Speaker 3: Like, but when I go to these coasts, assuming I
• 2:42:32
  Speaker 3: gotta take you to this place, which place you took
• 2:42:35
  Speaker 3: me to Ilo that was.
• 2:42:38
  Speaker 2: Now is Cobo Steakhouse whatever?
• 2:42:41
  Speaker 3: But the steakhouse now is great.
• 2:42:44
  Speaker 2: They fucked me up a couple of weeks ago. I
• 2:42:45
  Speaker 2: went in there five to nine. I've been there three
• 2:42:47
  Speaker 2: weeks in a row with big party and then my
• 2:42:50
  Speaker 2: wife once and then a friend. Once I go in there,
• 2:42:52
  Speaker 2: wont have five to nine? Like when we get the
• 2:42:54
  Speaker 2: fourteen ounce with a fucking beer and they're like, we're closed.
• 2:43:00
  Speaker 2: Ain't nobody in here? You can't make another steak now,
• 2:43:03
  Speaker 2: we're closed, not even nine, no reason to go back?
• 2:43:10
  Speaker 3: Want to go home?
• 2:43:11
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't give a fuck. It's a steak you
• 2:43:13
  Speaker 2: guys are. There's nobody in here. The bar is cute
• 2:43:16
  Speaker 2: and there nobody's ever in there. They got a male
• 2:43:19
  Speaker 2: bar tend. They got a blonde with big tits. You
• 2:43:20
  Speaker 2: see this place back the fuck up? You got a
• 2:43:23
  Speaker 2: little Spanish guy. That's a great guy. But but I
• 2:43:27
  Speaker 2: go to this place now. They had on a special
• 2:43:29
  Speaker 2: three weeks ago. You ready, stuff shells with lobster meat
• 2:43:35
  Speaker 2: out of the court and sign and he gives you
• 2:43:38
  Speaker 2: five with them in the tray. Oh show, what's this
• 2:43:43
  Speaker 2: place called osteria? Where's it at Marlboro? This is my spot? Yeah?
• 2:43:49
  Speaker 2: I go there because the dude will do whatever I
• 2:43:51
  Speaker 2: ask him to do. Like he'll he has a menu,
• 2:43:54
  Speaker 2: but then he'll go, Joey, have you tasted my Italian
• 2:43:56
  Speaker 2: fried rice? You're like, what are you talking about? Italian
• 2:43:59
  Speaker 2: fried rice? He makes risotto with lobster and shrimp of
• 2:44:02
  Speaker 2: fried rice, so he's gonna add it. He's got a
• 2:44:05
  Speaker 2: new restaurant opening, so he lets me sample everything. He
• 2:44:09
  Speaker 2: makes a cheese steak to die for with the bread
• 2:44:12
  Speaker 2: with the seeds on it. Oh yeah, smolina bread.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Oh my god, Asteria there it is.
• 2:44:22
  Speaker 2: Oh that looks good.
• 2:44:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there's nothing like East Coast Italian food. Nothing even compares.
• 2:44:29
  Speaker 2: No. Steve and Angelo in there, bro, they don't fuck around.
• 2:44:32
  Speaker 3: All right, let's wrap this bitch up, bro, thank you
• 2:44:34
  Speaker 3: for having me.
• 2:44:35
  Speaker 2: Pa Thursday, I'm gonna rainbow, but I'm in Atlantic City
• 2:44:39
  Speaker 2: seventh and eighth. That Ocean's Casino, White People Casino.
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  Speaker 3: July seventh and eighth, No August, August seventh to eighth.
• 2:44:46
  Speaker 2: Okay, Chicago got announced November fifth.
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  Speaker 3: What's the website for people to go to find out?
• 2:44:53
  Speaker 2: Website? Joey Diaz dot com on that real, I don't
• 2:44:57
  Speaker 2: know anymore.
• 2:44:58
  Speaker 3: All right, well they'll find you. So one more time.
• 2:45:00
  Speaker 3: Where's the casino?
• 2:45:02
  Speaker 2: Ocean's Casino in Atlantic City, New Jersey? The seventh to
• 2:45:05
  Speaker 2: eight trumendus beautiful. I think the governor's coming. The governor, Yeah,
• 2:45:10
  Speaker 2: Miikey Cheryl. I don't even like it, but I do
• 2:45:13
  Speaker 2: like Mikey Cheryl. I do like Mikey Cheryl. Because she's
• 2:45:16
  Speaker 2: a Democrat, you're not supposed to like him. But it's funny.
• 2:45:18
  Speaker 2: I went to a restaurant. Some guys like, hey man,
• 2:45:20
  Speaker 2: life would have been so much better with Jack Chilarelli.
• 2:45:23
  Speaker 2: I go, I know, but he lost by four hundred
• 2:45:25
  Speaker 2: thousand fucking boats. He tried to a Republican in Jersey.
• 2:45:28
  Speaker 2: That's never gonna fucking work. They've been Democrats since Jesus
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  Speaker 2: showed out. So four hundred thousand boats, bro, that's a lot.
• 2:45:36
  Speaker 2: I'd be in my house with the windows fucking like
• 2:45:38
  Speaker 2: Sonny Black and Donny Brasco with the windows the shade
• 2:45:41
  Speaker 2: drawn for a year. Four hundred thousand fucking that podcast. Yes,
• 2:45:46
  Speaker 2: very good. He was very good on you.
• 2:45:48
  Speaker 3: Amazing.
• 2:45:48
  Speaker 2: He's a good dude too. He's a good real life
• 2:45:50
  Speaker 2: fucking savage.
• 2:45:51
  Speaker 3: What a crazy life. The real Donny Brasco, I mean
• 2:45:54
  Speaker 3: really fucking lived like that.
• 2:45:56
  Speaker 2: And he infiltrated the bananas. Yeah. Deep.
• 2:45:59
  Speaker 3: They never were rough from even after he fucking came
• 2:46:03
  Speaker 3: out and they found out he was a cop. They're like, oh,
• 2:46:06
  Speaker 3: you were better than me. That's like one of the
• 2:46:07
  Speaker 3: guys said that to him. Hey you you wont you
• 2:46:10
  Speaker 3: beat me?
• 2:46:12
  Speaker 2: Wow? Nuts? All right, I love you, brother, I love you.
• 2:46:15
  Speaker 3: Thank you. We're gonna have funchtime.
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  Speaker 2: R