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FULL HOUSE | Son of a Boy Dad #299 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 3: Hey, what's going on there? We saw you in the
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  Speaker 3: hockey game market, so I know you guys. I'm Ryan Whitney.
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  Speaker 3: Already. Welcome back to the Son of a Boy Dad
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  Speaker 3: podcast Today. It is May seventh, and we're here live
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  Speaker 3: from h Q three.
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  Speaker 1: Francis is back looking fucking.
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  Speaker 3: Looking like a slice of key lime pie.
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  Speaker 1: It's looking like Kim Jong n on Eastern.
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  Speaker 3: It is a good fit though.
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  Speaker 1: It looks amazing. I don't think I can pull off
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  Speaker 1: black shoes because they make my feet look so tiny.
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  Speaker 1: They look they make you look bespoke.
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  Speaker 7: Thank you?
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  Speaker 1: What are those shoes?
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  Speaker 7: These are by Drees Van Natton.
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  Speaker 3: Are those sweet?
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  Speaker 7: I was put onto these by my buddy Jake Wolf,
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  Speaker 7: who is a great Instagram follow if you like sort
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  Speaker 7: of cool fashion stuff for men.
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  Speaker 1: Nice you know him personally, Well.
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  Speaker 7: Not really, we just DM a lot. Oh yeah, I
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  Speaker 7: thought you.
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  Speaker 3: I thought it was just in beaude you followed on Instagram?
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  Speaker 1: No, no, god, no, yeah.
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  Speaker 3: The black shoes only work with pants too. When we
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  Speaker 3: went to New Orleans for the Super Bowl, I was
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  Speaker 3: wearing my sambas and I was wearing shorts, and I
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  Speaker 3: was like, this is maybe the worst look I've ever had.
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  Speaker 7: Dude, I gotta say, I think I'm pretty out on shorts.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, period, agreed, for sure.
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  Speaker 7: I don't think I'm gonna wear especially I mean in
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  Speaker 7: the summer, just to go to work in shorts to
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  Speaker 7: me feels like I'm slapping America in the face.
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  Speaker 3: So what are you gonna do when it's like ninety five?
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  Speaker 7: Who I think? I am a fucking soccer player?
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  Speaker 1: What is this camp Diego Maradona and fucking short shorts?
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  Speaker 3: So what are you gonna do? Like, say it's ninety five,
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  Speaker 3: because it'll get there.
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  Speaker 7: You wear lighter pants like these, You wear a linen
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  Speaker 7: pant in ninety five.
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  Speaker 3: You know I Can'm not going to be a linen pants.
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  Speaker 3: I'm asking for suggestions right now.
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  Speaker 7: I'm not gonna be outside that much. Right, you get
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  Speaker 7: to work, you're in your air conditioning. Although what about
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  Speaker 7: like a jog, Well, yeah, it's an exercise, of course,
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  Speaker 7: I'll wear shorts.
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  Speaker 1: Then, Yeah, that's fine.
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  Speaker 3: I always wear some linen.
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  Speaker 7: I walk around this office sometimes in the summer and
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  Speaker 7: I see the number of people wearing shorts, and I
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  Speaker 7: feel like I work it up. Fucking YMCA like wearing
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  Speaker 7: shorts just because I don't want to wear shorts to
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  Speaker 7: the pody.
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  Speaker 3: I don't want to wear shorts on camera.
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  Speaker 7: We got Jake Bass here. What's going on, Jake?
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  Speaker 8: We just were in a Ryder Cup meeting. Oh yeah,
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  Speaker 8: you're being formally invited the Ryder Cup. Who Hank and
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  Speaker 8: Brandon and I?
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  Speaker 3: Oh sweet, that's a big deal. When's that June?
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  Speaker 7: If you're in d that's a big deal. You should
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  Speaker 7: do that. But you're gonna need to practice.
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  Speaker 3: I'm gonna to hit the range. Who's in it?
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  Speaker 8: Riggs Whitney, Dave, Dan, pft Airy and Francis Jerry.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I could definitely do that.
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  Speaker 1: Fuck yeah, that's Sunday, Monday, Tuesday.
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  Speaker 7: No, it's Tuesday, Wednesday's Tuesday Wednesday Friday?
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  Speaker 3: Why what you got?
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  Speaker 1: No? No, I was just looking at the calendar.
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  Speaker 8: Or maybe yeah, yeah, maybe it's the twenty fourth to
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  Speaker 8: twenty six. It's that Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday Wednesday.
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  Speaker 7: Lock it in right before the fourth of July.
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  Speaker 3: Perfect right before I chip off to Wyoming.
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  Speaker 1: And so that must mean that my invitation is like
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  Speaker 1: right behind this, right behind the.
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  Speaker 7: Dude, that's a huge deal. I'm so pumped you're gonna
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  Speaker 7: come to that. That's gonna be fun.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, no, you I appreciate it.
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  Speaker 1: You don't get paid for that though. That's not part
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  Speaker 1: of your job. You just get paid to do the podcast.
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  Speaker 3: Oh no, I mean we're gonna have worked that out,
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  Speaker 3: me and Dave revenue share.
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  Speaker 1: Of the Ryder Cup.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Do you think I'm going all the way to Boston
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  Speaker 3: for free?
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  Speaker 1: I mean, they would pay for you to get there.
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  Speaker 3: But I'm definitely gonna do that. That sounds great.
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  Speaker 7: If our team wins, you'll get our team presume who's
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  Speaker 7: I don't know they'll do. I'm not on Dave's side, brother,
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  Speaker 7: Why wouldn't I be on?
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  Speaker 3: Jeez, we got to stick together right now. Times are tough.
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  Speaker 7: Why wouldn't I be on this side? I was on
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  Speaker 7: Dave team last time.
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  Speaker 3: I genuinely don't know. I don't know a ton about it.
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  Speaker 7: Great, So what is it?
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  Speaker 3: I know what the actual Ryder Cup is, but it's
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  Speaker 3: a similar.
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  Speaker 7: It's it's your team team golf.
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  Speaker 3: How many how many people per team?
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  Speaker 7: I don't know. Last time there might have been six
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  Speaker 7: per team.
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  Speaker 3: And what's the format? Well, oh, you don't have to
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  Speaker 3: give anything.
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  Speaker 7: No, I don't know. I mean the last I'm just
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  Speaker 7: going off last time. I think we did best ball
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  Speaker 7: of two for the first one and then there might
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  Speaker 7: have been like a scramble alternate shot something like that,
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  Speaker 7: and then the final day was like three on three
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  Speaker 7: teams of three. Yeah, each team got to pick for you, guys, twelve,
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  Speaker 7: so it's.
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  Speaker 1: Like a tight event.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah. Wow, so ass is blown up what I'm saying, Like,
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  Speaker 7: I'm so happy to have you be part of that
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  Speaker 7: twelve pack twelve. I just played Oakmont over the weekend
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  Speaker 7: where they're playing the US Open. We did this for
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  Speaker 7: the USGA with four play and it's in US Open
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  Speaker 7: condition yeah, the rough meaning it was, and we played
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  Speaker 7: from where they te off. Yeah, we played the championship teas.
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  Speaker 7: Is the hardest thing I've ever done athletically, would you shoot? Well,
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  Speaker 7: that video is going to come out, so I'm not
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  Speaker 7: sure if I should say I guess, but I will
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  Speaker 7: say I played really solid, yeah, and did I was
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  Speaker 7: very pleased with how I played.
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  Speaker 1: Where's that Pittsburgh. Yeah, that's gonna be so awesome. Wow,
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  Speaker 1: you guys are fucking blowing up right now? Is this
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  Speaker 1: what happened while I was gone? You guys just just
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  Speaker 1: ascend into a different stratosphere without me?
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  Speaker 3: Look, it was pretty funny. We were talking about it downstairs,
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  Speaker 3: how like uh like the banking of episodes and stuff,
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  Speaker 3: and it was like, you were gone for like three episodes.
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  Speaker 3: You barely missed the.
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  Speaker 1: Show, and somehow you guys are getting invitations to fucking
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  Speaker 1: playing the masters are well gone. Infuriating, I need to
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  Speaker 1: take up golf.
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  Speaker 3: Why don't you come to you? Can you budn't you
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  Speaker 3: just go?
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  Speaker 1: Does it sound like Jake Bash just invited me?
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  Speaker 3: I'll talk to Jake.
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  Speaker 7: I think that the reason he came into his own microphone.
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  Speaker 7: I think you're coming because you performed well when you
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  Speaker 7: did the thing with Frankie, and people thought in your
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  Speaker 7: solid golfer. Oh yeah, yeah that's why. Yeah, we all
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  Speaker 7: know that your personality is not going to I'm not
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  Speaker 7: going to talk well, you're just gonna be the guy
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  Speaker 7: that's like I don't even care what's going on here.
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  Speaker 3: No, I'll definitely care competitive with stuff I love competing.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, what was the golf tournament where I kept on
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  Speaker 1: stepping on rubber duckies?
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  Speaker 3: Or that was the mini That was the mini golf
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  Speaker 3: where I came in third place and then they dropped
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  Speaker 3: me down to what was it ninth?
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  Speaker 1: But you had a conniption when I stepped on the minigolf.
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  Speaker 3: We were in the final round of mini golf and
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  Speaker 3: I'm in third place, and Ron, there's these you know,
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  Speaker 3: those chickens, the rubber chickens that you that squeak and
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  Speaker 3: that absurd noise. For some reason, they were all over
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  Speaker 3: the place and Ron kept on stepping on them while
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  Speaker 3: I was in the middle of putting, and everyone was like,
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  Speaker 3: look how mad sass is getting. I'm like, dude, this
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  Speaker 3: is like one hundred grand is on the line right now.
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  Speaker 1: It was the first round that I was doing it in. No, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: because I was in it.
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  Speaker 3: No, it was every single dude. You were on the
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  Speaker 3: same hole every time.
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  Speaker 1: Every time I got a limited, I didn't make the cut,
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  Speaker 1: I was eliminated. After the first round.
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  Speaker 3: You were still everywhere you were on that way.
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  Speaker 1: It wasn't everywhere.
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  Speaker 3: I don't even think you were competing, So I think
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  Speaker 3: you were on the mic.
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  Speaker 1: It was while I was competing. I wouldn't just I
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  Speaker 1: wouldn't step on a rubber ducky to fuck with you.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you know that's exertly, that's actually exactly what happened.
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  Speaker 1: I'm just jealous. I think that you guys have have golf.
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  Speaker 3: Well, that's always been something we've both been very I
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  Speaker 3: don't know. I don't know. I haven't swung a golf
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  Speaker 3: club in a while, So I'm gonna have to get
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  Speaker 3: out there.
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  Speaker 1: That was such a nice move by him to even
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  Speaker 1: come in and grab a mic like that.
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  Speaker 7: It was nice.
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  Speaker 3: Were you guys tipped off because he was ready to
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  Speaker 3: get hereball?
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  Speaker 7: You can come out and practice with me at my
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  Speaker 7: club beforehand if you want. But you are going to
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  Speaker 7: have to wear a collared shirt.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I have golf shirts you do? Three years on varsity?
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  Speaker 7: You still have those? Yeah, you kept your high school
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  Speaker 7: varsity golf shirts.
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  Speaker 3: That wasn't that long. It was like six years ago.
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  Speaker 7: I tell you what, I don't have any of my
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  Speaker 7: high school sports gear.
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  Speaker 3: How long has it been for you? Sixteen years?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, but I got rid of it eighteen within the
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  Speaker 7: six year window.
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  Speaker 3: Oh look, if you had a custom Nike golf shirt
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  Speaker 3: from Ducks with your name on it.
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  Speaker 1: You would keep it from Ducks very high.
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  Speaker 3: You don't have one of those.
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  Speaker 7: Now you know what happened. I remember now I got
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  Speaker 7: rid of all of my high school gear when it
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  Speaker 7: was replaced by Harvard Nike.
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  Speaker 3: Understandable customized Harvard Athletics.
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  Speaker 1: I know you still have some of that.
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  Speaker 7: I beg you.
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  Speaker 3: You guys got some sick year.
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  Speaker 7: We really did.
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  Speaker 3: What would you get?
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  Speaker 7: It was as if it was like the Matrix when
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  Speaker 7: I was like, I need Nike, lots of Nikes.
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  Speaker 3: So sick. Yeah, that's gonna be the best part about
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  Speaker 3: being like a good athlete.
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  Speaker 1: I thought you're going to say the best time I'm
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  Speaker 1: going to Harvard.
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  Speaker 3: On top of the hundreds of millions of dollars. But uh,
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  Speaker 3: when we went we toward the Vikings facility. I mean,
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  Speaker 3: you guys, I've said it a thousand times. I'm a
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  Speaker 3: gear junkie, but we were we were tour in the
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  Speaker 3: practice facility and they got to shut like they get
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  Speaker 3: those guys just walk in and there's like twelve pairs
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  Speaker 3: of cleats and they just go like those are the
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  Speaker 3: ones I want. It's insane. Yeah, with everything though, right
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  Speaker 3: visors helmets.
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  Speaker 7: You get over it pretty quickly.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I bet it's not. I will big part of
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  Speaker 1: it for Really.
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  Speaker 7: You get to a point where you're like, I don't
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  Speaker 7: have any room for any more of this stuff.
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  Speaker 3: True, I could see that justin Jefferson is two lockers
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  Speaker 3: because there's so much free shit. Yeah, it's like big
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  Speaker 3: Cat when you had the pile, the pile.
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  Speaker 1: I think at Barstool early on, like we would get everything,
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  Speaker 1: or like people would send us stuff, and I think
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  Speaker 1: you get over it pretty quickly.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I never did. Every time I get every time
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  Speaker 3: I go to my desk and there's a box, I'm like,
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  Speaker 3: you saw the box the other day? I was like,
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  Speaker 3: you want this range Look at this what I found?
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  Speaker 7: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: I was like trying to like give Francis this rangefinder
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  Speaker 3: that was on my desk for golf, not mine, no
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  Speaker 3: idea whose it is. It's been there forever. And he
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  Speaker 3: was like, I don't want that at all.
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  Speaker 1: I threw out some stuff from your desk today. I
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  Speaker 1: got back to the desk and there was just some bullshit,
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  Speaker 1: like empty boxes with confetti inside of him. Why are
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  Speaker 1: you keeping these?
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  Speaker 7: I wasn't.
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  Speaker 3: That was a That was a package that was sent to.
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  Speaker 1: Me from Rhythm, from a company, the Weed Company.
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  Speaker 7: Oh nice, you're getting sponsored by weed.
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  Speaker 3: No, that was we all got an invitation to like
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  Speaker 3: this this party.
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  Speaker 7: You got one too, You got the VIP package.
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  Speaker 3: You don't think you got one. No, fucking Snoop Dog
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  Speaker 3: of the Barstool Offices, you don't think you got. You're
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  Speaker 3: sucking on a weed lollipop as we speak.
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  Speaker 7: If he's Snoop.
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  Speaker 1: Here Willie Nelson, not true at all, Smogan for Longer
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  Speaker 1: and stronger, Snoop Dog quit. You don't remember that?
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  Speaker 7: Ad Okay? We I really want to finish that story.
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  Speaker 7: We started a couple episodes ago, really quick.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, it'll drive, you'll drive traffic. Back to that old other.
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  Speaker 3: Episode you mentioned that you already admitted I don't feel
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  Speaker 3: like talking about that.
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  Speaker 7: Really you were ready to then.
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  Speaker 3: Now I think, actually I think the I have a
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  Speaker 3: very vivid memory of you going, should I tell the story?
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  Speaker 3: And I said.
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  Speaker 7: No, No, you said it's fine, and we started telling,
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  Speaker 7: and then something we changed the subject, as we often do. Well,
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  Speaker 7: I guess did you see the Holy shit? It's a
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  Speaker 7: very funny story.
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  Speaker 3: It's really notty.
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  Speaker 1: I'll tell a story.
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  Speaker 7: I was smoking a joint alone, and I thought to myself, boy,
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  Speaker 7: if I were sharing this joint with someone, I wonder
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  Speaker 7: what that would be like. And I continued to smoke
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  Speaker 7: the joint and pass it to myself back and forth,
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  Speaker 7: past the point where I wanted to smoke anymore. But
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  Speaker 7: because I was so sort of self conscious about wanting
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  Speaker 7: to look like I knew what I was doing with weed,
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  Speaker 7: I smoked it to a point where both I and
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  Speaker 7: the person I thought I would want to smoke with
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  Speaker 7: were impossibly high.
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  Speaker 1: You smoke with an imaginary friend to both get fucking stoned.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, so and then we and then I and I
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  Speaker 7: thought to myself, my god, I'm so uncomfortably high. Why
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  Speaker 7: did I go so far? And it was just this
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  Speaker 7: weird thing where I was not admitting to myself that
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  Speaker 7: I didn't want any more, when in fact, my other
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  Speaker 7: self didn't want anymore either.
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  Speaker 1: Getting uncomfortably high is such a weird part of the
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  Speaker 1: ritual of weed smoking.
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  Speaker 7: It was really fun.
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  Speaker 3: It's run, are you off the cush? Off or on?
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  Speaker 1: I'd say you off right now. I haven't smoked since
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  Speaker 1: I've had since I had seed.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I would not even dabbled. No, not even
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  Speaker 3: a taste.
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  Speaker 1: I'm not trying to be like uncomfortably high trying to
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  Speaker 1: hold a baby.
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  Speaker 7: True, that is exactly what I would want. What if
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  Speaker 7: I were uncomfortably high and someone handed me a baby,
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  Speaker 7: I'd be like, oh, thank god, yeah, but all the
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  Speaker 7: things I want? This is perfect. A sleeping baby. What
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  Speaker 7: a wonderful, dreaming.
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  Speaker 1: Palliative you're saying it'd be calming.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, to look down at this beautiful life and see
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  Speaker 7: that it's serene, and.
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  Speaker 3: I feel like, all take is it? Opening its eyes
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  Speaker 3: and crying? And then you're like, I'm a fucking monster.
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  Speaker 7: Well, looks up at you with your bloodshot red eyes
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  Speaker 7: and you're like, sounds like you guys.
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  Speaker 1: No, god no, But I think that normally I would
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  Speaker 1: have that feeling, but I think since the since it's
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  Speaker 1: my baby, i'd have to be I would worry about
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  Speaker 1: am I doing enough for this baby's life or whatever?
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  Speaker 1: Like if there's someone else's baby, like, yeah, fucking yeah,
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  Speaker 1: with the bathwater, but smoke.
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  Speaker 3: All the weed you want.
• 16:03
  Speaker 7: Well, I haven't someone else's baby.
• 16:05
  Speaker 3: I'm smoking blunts around that baby.
• 16:07
  Speaker 1: You know, would you stop fucking talking over him? No?
• 16:11
  Speaker 1: My bad? Oh man, what were you to say? How
• 16:15
  Speaker 1: you have an asked?
• 16:15
  Speaker 7: What? I have been so conscious of not talking over
• 16:18
  Speaker 7: anyone in this episode so far to the point where
• 16:21
  Speaker 7: I don't even want to speak for those of you
• 16:25
  Speaker 7: at home, and for our dear friend Shane Gillis. Shane
• 16:30
  Speaker 7: texted the three of us yesterday and let me let
• 16:35
  Speaker 7: me just say that I also have a friend who's
• 16:37
  Speaker 7: not doing very well right now.
• 16:39
  Speaker 1: We'll tell the story chronologically.
• 16:43
  Speaker 3: So anyone's seen my jewel before we hop before we
• 16:47
  Speaker 3: hop into that. No, no, no, I just had to
• 16:52
  Speaker 3: get it out there because if someone's got it, they
• 16:54
  Speaker 3: got to give it back. How would anyone have it?
• 16:56
  Speaker 7: How you're on your own couch?
• 16:59
  Speaker 3: Times up? That's a joke's over.
• 17:02
  Speaker 7: You know, we love that joke, but we don't get
• 17:04
  Speaker 7: to do it anymore.
• 17:06
  Speaker 1: Someone stole my l It's gone.
• 17:09
  Speaker 3: But it's all good.
• 17:10
  Speaker 7: It's in my pocket, all right. There's such a fucking
• 17:13
  Speaker 7: psycho about that thing. It's always in your pocket now.
• 17:20
  Speaker 7: Shane texted us yesterday, the three of us after their
• 17:24
  Speaker 7: episode that I was absent on came out and UH said, wow,
• 17:28
  Speaker 7: thank god, Uh an episode with Roan and Harry, So
• 17:35
  Speaker 7: you know, finally not not having Francis. It's better without
• 17:38
  Speaker 7: Francis or something, and I wrote back something like no problem,
• 17:45
  Speaker 7: you know they can have it like whatever, and he goes, yeah, well,
• 17:49
  Speaker 7: the issue is that you talk over people.
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: I don't think it was as he ted says this.
• 17:54
  Speaker 7: I think I'm pretty close.
• 17:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but it was like lighthearted at the time.
• 18:01
  Speaker 7: And then are you sure?
• 18:04
  Speaker 3: I would think, why don't.
• 18:06
  Speaker 7: You read it? I don't have my phone just read it.
• 18:09
  Speaker 3: I don't want to read it.
• 18:10
  Speaker 7: Why not.
• 18:11
  Speaker 3: I'm not getting involved in this.
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: You're you're implicitly involved.
• 18:14
  Speaker 3: I'm not involved. I think I said one thing that
• 18:16
  Speaker 3: entire chet text chan. I think I said ha.
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: Ha and that was it. Yeah, because you were so
• 18:22
  Speaker 1: contact ha.
• 18:23
  Speaker 9: Ha ha ha.
• 18:26
  Speaker 1: Jah ja jah, he said, finally run back and no
• 18:30
  Speaker 1: Francis exclamation point fuck.
• 18:32
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yeah, it is more lighthearted.
• 18:36
  Speaker 7: That's fine. Yeah, I'm fine with all of that.
• 18:39
  Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, he said, we're and you said we're gonna
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: move to me just one up a week, and then
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: he said that would be better. You talk over people
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: too much.
• 18:47
  Speaker 3: But that's he said, that's why he's saying it, because
• 18:50
  Speaker 3: you don't do that.
• 18:51
  Speaker 1: And then he said and then you said, working on it,
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: and Shane said, JK. And I said, Francis, don't listen
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: to him. We like when you talk over people. And
• 19:01
  Speaker 1: then you and you said, am I high? I'm not
• 19:05
  Speaker 1: the tall over people.
• 19:08
  Speaker 7: Well, we had posted a clip from that week of
• 19:11
  Speaker 7: you doing the.
• 19:15
  Speaker 1: Okay, and then he said, he said, what do you mean?
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: You do a lot. But it's fine.
• 19:20
  Speaker 7: He's talking about me.
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: I know, but I think he's just busting your balls.
• 19:24
  Speaker 7: No, that doubled down. Is this is truth? That's busting No,
• 19:29
  Speaker 7: it's not. You do what you do, but it's fine.
• 19:32
  Speaker 7: Means I don't really mean this, but objectively what I've
• 19:36
  Speaker 7: said is true. I just don't want you to take
• 19:37
  Speaker 7: it personally, which he realized I had.
• 19:40
  Speaker 1: I think it's involved ball busting. I think he just
• 19:43
  Speaker 1: I think he's trying to be serious about it. But
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: then you said this sucks, and Chance said why and
• 19:50
  Speaker 1: you said, I quit. I got a lot of other
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: stuff going on. Have at it, boys. Harry said, ha
• 19:59
  Speaker 1: ha ha ha ha hah. Shane said, ha ha ha
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: ha ha ha. Francis said, in parentheses, I'm not kidding.
• 20:09
  Speaker 7: So let me let me provide, Let me provide a
• 20:13
  Speaker 7: little context. I was sitting in the ICU at Northwestern
• 20:19
  Speaker 7: Hospital in Chicago, visiting a friend of mine who just
• 20:22
  Speaker 7: had surprise brain surgery. And this is one of my
• 20:26
  Speaker 7: closest friends, and I'm getting these texts. I'm very like,
• 20:32
  Speaker 7: I'm not doing well with the situation at hand, and
• 20:35
  Speaker 7: I have no ability to filter ball busting at that point,
• 20:41
  Speaker 7: so nobody knew that. But I was just so strung
• 20:46
  Speaker 7: out and distraught from what I had been facing and
• 20:49
  Speaker 7: dealing with that. I just was like, I can't handle this.
• 20:54
  Speaker 7: You guys take the podcast. I removed myself.
• 20:59
  Speaker 1: You said, you said visiting a buddy who had surprised
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: brain surgery. Explain that a little bit. Shane said, damn,
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: you said, can't handle much right now on me, and
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: then Shane just sent the UNO reverse call.
• 21:16
  Speaker 7: It's very funny.
• 21:18
  Speaker 3: I forgot about that.
• 21:23
  Speaker 7: It's very funny.
• 21:24
  Speaker 3: I totally forgot about that.
• 21:27
  Speaker 1: But uh, that was the extent of it. And but
• 21:30
  Speaker 1: we were all like, you don't talk over people, or
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: afterwards we're like, yeah, bro, you don't talk over people.
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: I literally don't worry about it.
• 21:37
  Speaker 7: I don't know. I have no idea what way is
• 21:39
  Speaker 7: up and what ways down? Now I tend to trust
• 21:43
  Speaker 7: when Shane says something and then says JK. In my
• 21:47
  Speaker 7: experience with him, that usually is a truth. It's just
• 21:54
  Speaker 7: it's just true. Whatever he has said prior to that,
• 21:57
  Speaker 7: I trust to be true. So I'm gonna work on that.
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: I also says you don't talk over people, but Shane
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: just can't make fun of sas because he already will
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: never get a spot at tires. That's true. Yeah, that
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: is true, you don't talk over people.
• 22:19
  Speaker 7: I think I talk a lot, but I try to
• 22:21
  Speaker 7: make a point of not being interruptive. But if I
• 22:24
  Speaker 7: am failing at that, I will go walk watch game film.
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: I think that people in the chat would agree with
• 22:30
  Speaker 1: you that you don't talk over people. The chat whatever
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: the fucking comment.
• 22:35
  Speaker 3: Sorry, this isn't Roan dot com.
• 22:37
  Speaker 7: There is no chat, so can I can I? I'm
• 22:43
  Speaker 7: sure you guys have dealt with with friends falling ill
• 22:47
  Speaker 7: and I'm not trying to get serious about this, but
• 22:48
  Speaker 7: it was a very strange experience for me, and one
• 22:54
  Speaker 7: that was kind of I don't know, it did change
• 22:59
  Speaker 7: perspective for me stuff because this is a my friend
• 23:03
  Speaker 7: is a very healthy guy. This came out of nowhere. Yeah,
• 23:07
  Speaker 7: and Uh, his whole life is on hold. Now. Yeah,
• 23:11
  Speaker 7: it's fucked and he's probably not gonna go to work
• 23:15
  Speaker 7: for a month more, I don't know. And he's a
• 23:20
  Speaker 7: good job. So it's like, what do you what happens?
• 23:24
  Speaker 7: What do you do?
• 23:26
  Speaker 3: I have no idea.
• 23:27
  Speaker 7: Have you guys ever dealt with this? Now?
• 23:30
  Speaker 1: I've had friends getting like bad accidents where they just
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: have to stop going to work, and it's like you
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: to do the same thing, visit them in the hospital.
• 23:37
  Speaker 7: I tried to.
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: I had like a bunch of like weed gummies that
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: were like shape like donuts that I like try to
• 23:43
  Speaker 1: smuggle into my buddy's hospital room and left them everywhere,
• 23:46
  Speaker 1: and his mom left him everywhere. His mom found all
• 23:50
  Speaker 1: of them like an easter egg, like threw them all out.
• 23:54
  Speaker 1: I don't think she was happy with me because she
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: was like the only other person there and she'd like
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: sit on something, there'll be a donut shape, wemming, Oh,
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: I'll be fucking hiting. But it's like, yeah, I agree
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: that it's a weird circumstance. You don't know what to
• 24:05
  Speaker 1: do and like, and it's like.
• 24:08
  Speaker 7: It's very different from visiting sort of an older person
• 24:12
  Speaker 7: who's sick or whatever, and it I've had a hard
• 24:17
  Speaker 7: time processing it. I was very upset about it, really upset.
• 24:23
  Speaker 7: And I'm not trying to say obviously I'm not the
• 24:25
  Speaker 7: victim here. I'm just kind of wondering if anyone has
• 24:28
  Speaker 7: any advice on how to handle that, because I I
• 24:33
  Speaker 7: was it fucked me up.
• 24:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I get that. I've I've never dealt with anything
• 24:37
  Speaker 3: like that, so I have no idea.
• 24:39
  Speaker 1: I feel like trying to introduce shreds of normalcy maybe
• 24:43
  Speaker 1: to their life, talking to them like without like doom
• 24:45
  Speaker 1: and gloom maybe would be helpful.
• 24:47
  Speaker 7: Yeah. I had a fun time talking with him. One
• 24:51
  Speaker 7: of our buddies brought him some chocolate, like one of
• 24:54
  Speaker 7: those assortment truffle boxes, and then I went through the
• 25:00
  Speaker 7: flavor descriptions of the twenty eight different types of truffles,
• 25:04
  Speaker 7: and that he and I approached that selection as if
• 25:08
  Speaker 7: we were choosing a draft choice, like it was so serious,
• 25:13
  Speaker 7: and he was like, wait, read that part again. You
• 25:15
  Speaker 7: know what do you think? Wadina is like, oh, absolutely
• 25:19
  Speaker 7: not the raspberry feeling. Okay, We're gonna write those four
• 25:22
  Speaker 7: off because they lose it. I mean it was just
• 25:26
  Speaker 7: like and that was really fun, but you're probably.
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: Like ready to lighten the mood and you're like, oh
• 25:30
  Speaker 1: my god, hey, Shane Gillis is texty. Oh a joke
• 25:36
  Speaker 1: joke for sure? Oh no, oh god.
• 25:40
  Speaker 7: No, yeah so that was my that was yeah anyway.
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: And then you bought a suit.
• 25:48
  Speaker 7: No no, I bought this last week.
• 25:51
  Speaker 1: It looks so fucking sick.
• 25:53
  Speaker 7: Thank you.
• 25:54
  Speaker 1: I almost feel like this is uh this wearing it
• 25:58
  Speaker 1: on this show is like beneath the outfit, you know
• 26:01
  Speaker 1: what I mean, We're just dressed like shlubs and you
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: got this fucking sick ass futuristic outfit.
• 26:07
  Speaker 7: On Well, I don't know why I bought it.
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: When else are you gonna wear it?
• 26:11
  Speaker 7: I was gonna go into I went into this store
• 26:12
  Speaker 7: to buy some shoes that I needed, some black shoes,
• 26:15
  Speaker 7: and man, whenever I go into this place, they have
• 26:19
  Speaker 7: they cast a bit of a spell. I think it
• 26:20
  Speaker 7: has something to do with the incessence that they burn
• 26:23
  Speaker 7: in there, because they do that. I tried on a
• 26:25
  Speaker 7: couple of things.
• 26:26
  Speaker 3: I don't like that smell at all.
• 26:28
  Speaker 7: I don't normally either.
• 26:28
  Speaker 3: It's a little two cents yeah sweet, It's like, I
• 26:31
  Speaker 3: don't know, I don't like it.
• 26:32
  Speaker 7: The reason.
• 26:33
  Speaker 3: I walk into a room where they have that, I'm like, oh, nasty.
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: What about church? What about when they burn it a church?
• 26:38
  Speaker 7: Oh?
• 26:38
  Speaker 3: I don't like it there either. I love it at church.
• 26:41
  Speaker 3: I just don't like the smell of it. But I
• 26:43
  Speaker 3: do like those pants, and I think they're cool because
• 26:45
  Speaker 3: you can wear them with other shit too. You don't
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: have to wear the full jumpsuit together.
• 26:49
  Speaker 7: You're right, yeah, yeah, I think this is called the set.
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what they would call that. I believe is
• 26:55
  Speaker 3: the shirt from the same place, same set. Yes, Rice,
• 27:00
  Speaker 3: you said, how much did that run you?
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: I won't say, you gotta say you gotta be careful.
• 27:05
  Speaker 3: We're in a recession right now. Everyone's taking hits.
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: The last people that are gonna take hitch on the
• 27:13
  Speaker 1: comics people are gonna need to last.
• 27:15
  Speaker 7: Recession proof comedy is I don't know about that.
• 27:17
  Speaker 3: I don't know about that either.
• 27:20
  Speaker 7: I don't know.
• 27:20
  Speaker 3: But it's actually like one of the first things to go.
• 27:23
  Speaker 3: I'll say, watch it on TV. Yeah, we could go
• 27:29
  Speaker 3: spend money, or we could just I guess we could
• 27:31
  Speaker 3: just watch turn the TV on.
• 27:34
  Speaker 7: I had such a fun time in Kansas City. The
• 27:36
  Speaker 7: crowds were awesome, oh yeah, really really great shows. Thank
• 27:40
  Speaker 7: you to everyone who came out. Super super fun. I
• 27:43
  Speaker 7: like Kansas City. It's an interesting place. Have you spent
• 27:47
  Speaker 7: any time down there?
• 27:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 27:48
  Speaker 7: With round you guys went down for that barbecue the BBQ. Yeah,
• 27:52
  Speaker 7: I gotta say barbecue awesome. Don't need to have it
• 27:56
  Speaker 7: more than once.
• 27:57
  Speaker 3: I haven't had it since we went.
• 27:58
  Speaker 7: In a six month period.
• 28:01
  Speaker 3: I think that even might be a stretch.
• 28:03
  Speaker 7: My heart hurts so much after I eat it. Yeah,
• 28:06
  Speaker 7: and there's no way to not There's no way to
• 28:09
  Speaker 7: eat a light barbecue lunch, you know what I mean.
• 28:13
  Speaker 3: But people that live in places like that do that,
• 28:16
  Speaker 3: like the lust break.
• 28:17
  Speaker 7: Second lunch break, let's hit slaps.
• 28:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, take down seven pounds of meat.
• 28:22
  Speaker 7: It's it's the second fattest city in America.
• 28:25
  Speaker 3: Really, Yeah, what's first?
• 28:27
  Speaker 7: Philadelphia?
• 28:28
  Speaker 3: No?
• 28:29
  Speaker 7: Yeah, no, that's what they say.
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: It's got to be a like somewhere in the South.
• 28:33
  Speaker 7: No, this is what I was told. I mean, I
• 28:36
  Speaker 7: could be wrong. We should look that up.
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: Have a lot of.
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: Whales running around, Big domb Tyler.
• 28:43
  Speaker 7: Could you look up the fattest cities in America?
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Big Dom, I might bring up the overall average.
• 28:49
  Speaker 3: He's a big boy's fat. Is he fat though, or
• 28:52
  Speaker 3: is he just fucking massive?
• 28:54
  Speaker 1: I think it's like defensive tackle fat. So he's got
• 28:56
  Speaker 1: fat on top of muscle.
• 28:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: Oh.
• 28:58
  Speaker 3: You know what I watched last night, Jackson Mississippi.
• 29:03
  Speaker 7: Oh okay, barbecue.
• 29:05
  Speaker 1: I think it's like murder capital, Like there's different metrics
• 29:08
  Speaker 1: that they weigh it by.
• 29:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because they're big bones down south.
• 29:12
  Speaker 1: Too, they're not measuring bone, yeah, which is a massive part.
• 29:18
  Speaker 3: You know what I watched last night was that uh,
• 29:21
  Speaker 3: that Long Island.
• 29:22
  Speaker 7: Killer Killer Jogo. I started that one.
• 29:24
  Speaker 3: You didn't finish it?
• 29:25
  Speaker 7: No, oh crazy, It didn't really hook me.
• 29:27
  Speaker 3: Oh, it hooked me immediately.
• 29:29
  Speaker 7: I guess because the women were just wharse.
• 29:31
  Speaker 3: Well, that's kind of the whole argument. It's kind of
• 29:35
  Speaker 3: what the whole show is about. What you could kill
• 29:38
  Speaker 3: because it took them like twenty years to find the
• 29:41
  Speaker 3: dude that they could have found in six weeks because
• 29:43
  Speaker 3: they were prostitutes, because they didn't give a fuck, right, dude,
• 29:46
  Speaker 3: it's insane. You gotta watch it. Could you want me
• 29:49
  Speaker 3: to spoil it?
• 29:50
  Speaker 7: No? No, no, I mean I remember reading the news reports,
• 29:52
  Speaker 7: so so don't I'll spoilers. I'll go back and watch
• 29:55
  Speaker 7: it a little bit.
• 29:56
  Speaker 3: The ship with the cops is insane.
• 29:59
  Speaker 7: And why when I say that, I was trying to
• 30:01
  Speaker 7: be funny. But the truth of the matter is, like
• 30:03
  Speaker 7: I didn't feel good. Why I felt kind of gross
• 30:08
  Speaker 7: watching it.
• 30:08
  Speaker 3: I get that with a lot of those docks. Yeah,
• 30:10
  Speaker 3: this one I didn't. Oh, but it just happens, you know,
• 30:14
  Speaker 3: you can't control it. No, like the some of those documentaries,
• 30:17
  Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm not in the mood for this at all.
• 30:19
  Speaker 3: Turn it off.
• 30:19
  Speaker 7: I didn't know much about last was in the mood
• 30:22
  Speaker 7: escort service and how that worked.
• 30:26
  Speaker 3: No, I didn't really know how it worked either.
• 30:27
  Speaker 7: These women have drivers who drive them around pimps. Are
• 30:32
  Speaker 7: they pimps or are they like security guys.
• 30:34
  Speaker 3: I guess security probably, but similar I.
• 30:36
  Speaker 1: Think they're hired by the pimps.
• 30:38
  Speaker 3: I'm sure they'll, you know, or maybe just slap one
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: of their girls if they got to at least shake
• 30:43
  Speaker 3: them up a little bit. Can I talk about the
• 30:46
  Speaker 3: cop part? Spoilers? Spoiler because people get mad when I
• 30:51
  Speaker 3: spoil things. But it's a documentary, you.
• 30:52
  Speaker 1: Know, it's it's already been spoiled.
• 30:54
  Speaker 3: It's already been spoiled. And also didn't happen that long ago. Dude,
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: the fucking cop, the chief of police in that area
• 31:01
  Speaker 3: of Long Island was fucking prostitutes and like degrading them,
• 31:06
  Speaker 3: oh boy, and that's why, that's why the investigation just
• 31:09
  Speaker 3: like never happened. And then and then some random drug
• 31:14
  Speaker 3: addicts was like robbing cars in Long Island and accidentally
• 31:18
  Speaker 3: robbed the chief of Police's car and he like stole
• 31:22
  Speaker 3: his briefcase and he like unzipped it and it was
• 31:24
  Speaker 3: just like all porno and like weird sex toys and
• 31:28
  Speaker 3: like freak shit. And then like immediately like they fired
• 31:31
  Speaker 3: him and they brought in the FBI and they found
• 31:33
  Speaker 3: the dude in six weeks and it was that was
• 31:36
  Speaker 3: twelve years going on the investigation. Yeah.
• 31:39
  Speaker 1: Crazy, imagine not being able to do freak shit, I know,
• 31:43
  Speaker 1: getting fired from your police job for doing freak shit.
• 31:46
  Speaker 3: He was on some freak shit though, big time hair ball.
• 31:51
  Speaker 7: What you like the freak shit, No, you get real freak.
• 31:55
  Speaker 3: No, not at all, A bit of a freak, not
• 31:57
  Speaker 3: at all. I'm the least freaking.
• 32:00
  Speaker 7: I'm into your apartment.
• 32:03
  Speaker 3: Lower it's probably from giving birth.
• 32:15
  Speaker 7: What a moment, I know.
• 32:17
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• 33:04
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  Speaker 3: But the documentary is crazy. You should watch it. If
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  Speaker 3: this one.
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  Speaker 7: I do like the Karen Read One. I like a
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  Speaker 7: documentary where to be honest, where it's not entirely clear
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  Speaker 7: what the outcome is or what the right answer is.
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  Speaker 7: That you have to sort of determine.
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  Speaker 3: Your own, make your own guesses, conclusion about what you have.
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  Speaker 3: There's not much of that in this No, this is
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  Speaker 3: pretty cut and dry. This is pretty cut and dry,
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  Speaker 3: but it is insane. It's one of the better true
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  Speaker 3: crime docs I've seen in my opinion.
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  Speaker 7: All right, well then I'll give it another run.
• 36:45
  Speaker 3: But it might just be because everything that like I've
• 36:47
  Speaker 3: we've talked about it before. But all those old like
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  Speaker 3: the ones I don't know some of them are like
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  Speaker 3: I'm good.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I feel like we've moved out of the golden
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  Speaker 7: age of true crime docs and now what we need
• 36:59
  Speaker 7: are we need good new crimes to happen for them.
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  Speaker 7: You know that we covered all the best ones. Yeah, right,
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  Speaker 7: so we need good new crimes to happen. But people
• 37:12
  Speaker 7: are less willing to commit good crimes because they know
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  Speaker 7: that documentaries will be made about them.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that they're you think they're less willing. I feel
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  Speaker 3: like i'd be more willing. Well, like if you're a
• 37:24
  Speaker 3: serial killer, Like, wouldn't you be like this is shit,
• 37:26
  Speaker 3: this is gonna be on HBO, Like I better get
• 37:29
  Speaker 3: these numbers up, get to work.
• 37:31
  Speaker 7: Yeah, but I think most well do do serial A
• 37:35
  Speaker 7: lot of people say serial killers want to be caught,
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  Speaker 7: but I don't know if that's true for everyone.
• 37:41
  Speaker 3: For all of doubt that.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, I think my guess would be that most serial
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  Speaker 7: killers don't want to be caught.
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  Speaker 3: I'd guess that they'd want to kill. There's a serial
• 37:52
  Speaker 3: killer in Massachusetts. Who are they killing everyone?
• 37:57
  Speaker 7: How many were the stats? Whoah, that is pretty good
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  Speaker 7: in Hanover, Hanover, mass twelve bodies three months.
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  Speaker 3: Shit, that's close to my old stomping grounds. That's scary.
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  Speaker 3: People got to stop serial killing. But I will say,
• 38:20
  Speaker 3: I think I've said this before many times too, that
• 38:23
  Speaker 3: I thought there was never going to be another serial
• 38:24
  Speaker 3: killer like that, because I just assumed that the cops
• 38:27
  Speaker 3: would be able to catch them after they killed like
• 38:29
  Speaker 3: one person. But it doesn't seem that that that's the
• 38:33
  Speaker 3: truth at all. All it takes is you just need
• 38:36
  Speaker 3: one of the chief of police to also enjoyed killing prostitutes.
• 38:40
  Speaker 7: Look at the ones where you know, the one that
• 38:42
  Speaker 7: about that rich family in South Carolina.
• 38:45
  Speaker 3: The Murdos.
• 38:46
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, it's all about sort of political power. Yeah,
• 38:50
  Speaker 7: that's what determines how long you can get away with
• 38:53
  Speaker 7: that kind of a thing.
• 38:54
  Speaker 3: It's crazy.
• 38:55
  Speaker 7: I didn't know families like the Murdogs could still existed. Yeah,
• 39:01
  Speaker 7: where they just fully run a town and we haven't.
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: But they are not in any office or anything like it.
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  Speaker 3: Shots people the.
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  Speaker 7: Law doesn't apply like the Kings.
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  Speaker 3: It's literally like the Great Yatsby with the fucking white card. Yeah,
• 39:14
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• 39:17
  Speaker 3: hour and gets pulled over and just he doesn't even
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, of course, I can't wait to just get out
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  Speaker 7: It was really fun. Stress, it was intense.
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  Speaker 3: I know.
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  Speaker 7: It's like Kirk, yeah screamed at all.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's gonna find all of my deepest insecurities.
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  Speaker 3: It's not even funny, bro, You literally just were outside
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  Speaker 7: It's not even funny.
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  Speaker 7: I don't know if that's really the tit for.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I'm on the straight and arrow and that
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  Speaker 1: the only thing I'm doing, the only thing I'm really
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  Speaker 1: put into my body is incense and holy water at church.
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  Speaker 3: No, that's good. That does that You're missing a lot
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  Speaker 3: of the you know basics, protein, fats, carbs.
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  Speaker 1: You're saying, I don't put those into my body.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, but you just going if you're doing incense and
• 41:31
  Speaker 3: holy I don't know how sustainable of a diet that is.
• 41:34
  Speaker 1: What do you think the body and blood of Christ star?
• 41:36
  Speaker 3: Well, you didn't say you were eating the body.
• 41:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not putting it into my body. I'm taking
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  Speaker 1: it into my soul.
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  Speaker 3: Got it.
• 41:43
  Speaker 1: It's so nice when they throw the water at you
• 41:46
  Speaker 1: at church and you just get like boot cocked by
• 41:49
  Speaker 1: I don't like when.
• 41:49
  Speaker 3: They do that at all.
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  Speaker 7: Man. That just reminded me of one of the earliest
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  Speaker 7: jokes I ever wrote.
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  Speaker 3: Take us there, bring me Well.
• 41:57
  Speaker 7: I don't really remember it exactly, but I thought that, Uh.
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  Speaker 7: I thought that to honor the body and blood of Christ,
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  Speaker 7: that the wafer was inadequate food vessel to honor the
• 42:13
  Speaker 7: body of Christ, and that like shitty wine was also
• 42:18
  Speaker 7: not I was like, you know, I said something like
• 42:21
  Speaker 7: give me a six foot hero and a caprice son joke. Yeah, something,
• 42:29
  Speaker 7: it was like that. Yeah, I don't remember six foot
• 42:32
  Speaker 7: hero and a caprice.
• 42:33
  Speaker 1: Son just handing everybody out here.
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  Speaker 3: Come take a slice. Imagine that would be awesome. Just
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  Speaker 3: a pizza.
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  Speaker 7: Everyone, get up front.
• 42:45
  Speaker 3: Body's a little greasy today.
• 42:49
  Speaker 1: If Jesus is so fucking magical, he should be like
• 42:52
  Speaker 1: making himself different things every part of the way.
• 42:54
  Speaker 7: Lacroix and Lacroix, and we're doing vegan pepperoni today and
• 42:58
  Speaker 7: to make sure that all of our flock can indulge
• 43:02
  Speaker 7: in the body.
• 43:03
  Speaker 3: Of How do you think that goes? Because I'm pretty
• 43:07
  Speaker 3: sure you can just order those things online the body
• 43:11
  Speaker 3: of I used.
• 43:11
  Speaker 1: To have in my house.
• 43:13
  Speaker 7: Yeah, but aren't they aren't they bless Yeah?
• 43:17
  Speaker 3: So is there just a dude at like the Amazon
• 43:19
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• 43:20
  Speaker 1: They get blessed once you get them consecrated, right, Yes,
• 43:25
  Speaker 1: but I think that they put they put them in
• 43:28
  Speaker 1: the same containers that like the peanut butter stuff pretzels
• 43:31
  Speaker 1: come in.
• 43:31
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, fucking massive jug They're.
• 43:34
  Speaker 1: In the massive jugs that you got the cheeseballs and
• 43:37
  Speaker 1: the pub mix.
• 43:37
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so nice, But that's the body that's the body
• 43:41
  Speaker 3: of Christ in there.
• 43:42
  Speaker 1: I've I've like fried them up on the pan before,
• 43:45
  Speaker 1: I've like thrown like put.
• 43:49
  Speaker 3: Some on them, so I had.
• 43:52
  Speaker 1: It was just like butter don't. There's not a lot
• 43:55
  Speaker 1: of weight to them. To add something you you'd have
• 43:58
  Speaker 1: to kind of layer them.
• 43:59
  Speaker 3: Out some little mini tacos.
• 44:01
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• 44:04
  Speaker 1: I'm definitely having him cook me some crust.
• 44:07
  Speaker 3: When we did uh, when we were getting crush, we're
• 44:11
  Speaker 3: doing first communion, we had to practice with like these
• 44:17
  Speaker 3: these like uh, I think they were just os, the wafers.
• 44:21
  Speaker 3: Our teacher just like brought in like a fucking gallon
• 44:24
  Speaker 3: bag of them.
• 44:25
  Speaker 1: Freaking ass teacher just wanted to play something on your tongues.
• 44:28
  Speaker 3: No, we didn't. They didn't place it.
• 44:30
  Speaker 1: So then why do you need practice?
• 44:31
  Speaker 8: I don't know.
• 44:32
  Speaker 3: We were fucking seven years old.
• 44:34
  Speaker 1: It was just eating of cracker.
• 44:37
  Speaker 3: Hell, you got to practice the walk up and then
• 44:39
  Speaker 3: you place your hands.
• 44:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but why do you need something? Why don't you
• 44:42
  Speaker 1: just put a poker chip in?
• 44:43
  Speaker 3: Because your child and your brain doesn't work.
• 44:45
  Speaker 1: Fully, you're the only people that were practicing eating Christ.
• 44:49
  Speaker 3: You're gonna be doing if you decide to raise your
• 44:51
  Speaker 3: kids that way, you'll be doing that.
• 44:53
  Speaker 7: We had a caddy at mac you're going to You're
• 44:56
  Speaker 7: not going to.
• 44:56
  Speaker 3: Be going Why are you practicing a fucking cracker.
• 45:01
  Speaker 1: I definitely will know you won't. They're not wasting crackers
• 45:04
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  Speaker 7: right because I thought Harry was done. So then I
• 45:15
  Speaker 7: started saying something different, but he wasn't done now, So
• 45:18
  Speaker 7: I didn't know if that meant that I had talked
• 45:20
  Speaker 7: over you.
• 45:21
  Speaker 3: We won't count it, we won't count it. I don't
• 45:23
  Speaker 3: always know, it'll be a soft count, like a warning,
• 45:26
  Speaker 3: written warning.
• 45:31
  Speaker 7: I don't always know when you're done with a thought either.
• 45:36
  Speaker 7: I think sometimes you say something, I think you're done,
• 45:40
  Speaker 7: and then you think of an like an afterburner firework
• 45:44
  Speaker 7: to tag on top. And so I'm not sure you.
• 45:48
  Speaker 1: Know what's the difference between a hat on a hat
• 45:52
  Speaker 1: and a tag and a tag, a tag, a hat
• 45:57
  Speaker 1: on a hat. You know how people commence. Charles was like,
• 45:59
  Speaker 1: don't put a hat on hat.
• 46:01
  Speaker 7: I've never heard that.
• 46:02
  Speaker 1: I've never heard that putting a joke on it.
• 46:04
  Speaker 3: I thought you were making an Elon musk joke.
• 46:06
  Speaker 1: Well, that's that's why that phrase has kind of bubbled
• 46:09
  Speaker 1: back up into people's consciousness people are using it again. No,
• 46:12
  Speaker 1: I think putting a hat on a hat is like
• 46:14
  Speaker 1: making a joke on top of a joke. But a
• 46:16
  Speaker 1: tag is also like a joke adding to a joke.
• 46:18
  Speaker 7: Yeah. Usually I think a tag is jokes within a
• 46:22
  Speaker 7: larger joke that lead to the punchline.
• 46:26
  Speaker 1: So they're before the punchline, not after the punchline.
• 46:28
  Speaker 7: That's before or after. I feel like right, I mean,
• 46:32
  Speaker 7: my punchline is usually the end of a joke.
• 46:35
  Speaker 1: Interesting, dumbass, No wonder you're not selling any tickets in Philly.
• 46:41
  Speaker 3: Shows are already sold out, what not all of them?
• 46:46
  Speaker 1: But something are you doing radio while you're out there?
• 46:49
  Speaker 3: We'll see you might, I might have to.
• 46:53
  Speaker 1: I got some good stations for you to go.
• 46:56
  Speaker 3: I don't think that's I don't think that's how it works.
• 46:59
  Speaker 1: Just go on the morning news.
• 47:01
  Speaker 3: I think you can just schedule.
• 47:02
  Speaker 1: You give us twenty two minutes, We'll give you the world.
• 47:05
  Speaker 3: I think it's just they reach out.
• 47:07
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• 47:09
  Speaker 1: rudely interrupted?
• 47:10
  Speaker 7: I can't remember, And you know what.
• 47:12
  Speaker 1: Something about a hat on a hat phrases.
• 47:14
  Speaker 7: It's probably for the best.
• 47:15
  Speaker 3: That was you Ron?
• 47:19
  Speaker 7: Why don't.
• 47:19
  Speaker 1: I ask Microsoft Copilot what it means to put a
• 47:21
  Speaker 1: hat on a hat?
• 47:23
  Speaker 3: What's Microsoft co pilot?
• 47:24
  Speaker 1: Are you serious?
• 47:25
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• 47:27
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• 47:30
  Speaker 3: Now what I've heard?
• 47:30
  Speaker 7: I heard it? This is great. It's incredible.
• 47:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what everyone's saying.
• 47:34
  Speaker 7: I can't fathom how he pulls off what he does.
• 47:39
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• 47:42
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• 47:46
  Speaker 3: So is it real?
• 47:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 47:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well it's.
• 47:49
  Speaker 7: Blending fake with real, right, But the people, the problems
• 47:55
  Speaker 7: he's trying to solve, they're real, are real problems.
• 48:00
  Speaker 1: I gotta watch it. I heard it's so good.
• 48:01
  Speaker 3: Have you ever watched the first season?
• 48:03
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 48:03
  Speaker 3: Pretty solid.
• 48:05
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I watched it. I used to worship his whole catalog.
• 48:07
  Speaker 3: Do you think this season's better than the first?
• 48:09
  Speaker 7: I'm only one episode in.
• 48:11
  Speaker 3: That's what the streets have been saying.
• 48:13
  Speaker 7: It's really really, I mean he's brilliant.
• 48:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he's very funny.
• 48:17
  Speaker 1: More of a Tommy Smokes guy really in the Smokes
• 48:21
  Speaker 1: v Fieldler. Yeah, same type of comedy basically. I just
• 48:26
  Speaker 1: think Tommy's way better at it than Nathan Fielder. Have
• 48:30
  Speaker 1: you ever watched Love on the Spectrum? I need someone
• 48:32
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• 48:33
  Speaker 7: I have a hard time with it.
• 48:35
  Speaker 1: Do you think it's exploitative?
• 48:37
  Speaker 7: I don't know what it is. There's just something about
• 48:39
  Speaker 7: it where I can't quite get to the feel good
• 48:41
  Speaker 7: part of it. I'm not quite feeling good about it.
• 48:45
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I've never watched it. Rowan's obsessed with it.
• 48:47
  Speaker 7: There's something about it where I don't think it's right.
• 48:52
  Speaker 7: It would be I don't know, like watching midget porn.
• 48:58
  Speaker 7: Maybe there's just.
• 49:00
  Speaker 1: Some vision boxing.
• 49:03
  Speaker 7: Yeah, yeah, it exploitative feels like the right word.
• 49:07
  Speaker 1: Interesting.
• 49:09
  Speaker 3: How much are they getting paid?
• 49:10
  Speaker 1: I mean, the one lady was just on the Damn
• 49:12
  Speaker 1: Kelly Clarkson Show singing the song that she wrote. These
• 49:15
  Speaker 1: guys are getting famous, they're getting laid, they're getting everything.
• 49:18
  Speaker 7: I saw the guy who was so excited to see
• 49:20
  Speaker 7: Jack Black on Maybe Yes and that when they met
• 49:26
  Speaker 7: felt again. Just you know, where are we observing this?
• 49:31
  Speaker 3: They're saying it's like the new JFL, New Faces. It's
• 49:34
  Speaker 3: an outlet.
• 49:36
  Speaker 1: That's why. Yeah, I heard kill Tony's.
• 49:40
  Speaker 3: Kill Tony is a direct pipeline to love on the spectrum.
• 49:45
  Speaker 1: Oh man, it's such a good it feels to me.
• 49:47
  Speaker 1: It feels so good to watch. Really, I feel no
• 49:50
  Speaker 1: part of it feels exploitated. That's what I was saying
• 49:52
  Speaker 1: to him last time, that it doesn't like the music
• 49:54
  Speaker 1: is nice, and like none of the editing makes it
• 49:57
  Speaker 1: feel like you're making fun of them, makes you feel
• 49:59
  Speaker 1: like you're like kind of one with them. I feel
• 50:02
  Speaker 1: their purity.
• 50:03
  Speaker 7: I understand both sides of it, and I understand that
• 50:07
  Speaker 7: this is normalizing people on the spectrum, which is great.
• 50:12
  Speaker 7: And in the similar way that if you want it,
• 50:15
  Speaker 7: if you had a role in a movie that was
• 50:17
  Speaker 7: for a handicapped person, casting an actor who is who
• 50:22
  Speaker 7: has that handicapped is better than putting DiCaprio exactly in
• 50:26
  Speaker 7: a wheelchair or something like that. I get I get
• 50:28
  Speaker 7: that right. Yeah, if they had just a bunch of
• 50:31
  Speaker 7: random people without autism or whatever pretending to have autism
• 50:36
  Speaker 7: for a reality show, that that would be bad.
• 50:38
  Speaker 3: That would be a problem.
• 50:39
  Speaker 7: Yeah, that'd be a problem. Good.
• 50:41
  Speaker 3: I'm sure there's at least one. Let's snuck his way.
• 50:44
  Speaker 7: On little What's that movie with Johnny Knoxville, The Ringer yeah.
• 50:50
  Speaker 3: I've never seen it.
• 50:51
  Speaker 7: The Ringer, Yeah, he does pretty good movie.
• 50:54
  Speaker 1: They do that.
• 50:55
  Speaker 7: Well, he goes and competes. He pretends to have to
• 50:58
  Speaker 7: be mentally handicapped in order to compete in the Special Olympics.
• 51:03
  Speaker 7: But imagine if someone pretended to have to be on
• 51:06
  Speaker 7: the spectrum just to go have sex people.
• 51:10
  Speaker 3: I mean, I'm sure there's there's gotta be I mean,
• 51:11
  Speaker 3: how many seasons are there?
• 51:13
  Speaker 7: Three?
• 51:15
  Speaker 3: Fourth season? Though there will be one show them pretty
• 51:20
  Speaker 3: good shows getting too big?
• 51:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but that I think that that would be less
• 51:23
  Speaker 1: of a chance. I think it's like when if it
• 51:25
  Speaker 1: was the Wild West, maybe somebody could sneak on.
• 51:28
  Speaker 3: I think someone's gonna get on with the right agent.
• 51:31
  Speaker 1: Well, what what would the like? I mean, what would
• 51:34
  Speaker 1: the caper be?
• 51:35
  Speaker 3: We got an audition for you? Do you have to do?
• 51:37
  Speaker 3: You think they have to send in a self tape?
• 51:39
  Speaker 7: Yeah?
• 51:40
  Speaker 3: Show what's off your show? Show off your scale. I
• 51:44
  Speaker 3: can name all of the I know all of.
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: The houses from Game of Phones. It's so fucking good.
• 51:54
  Speaker 1: It's so uh. I mean, all the characters are so likable,
• 51:58
  Speaker 1: and you'd think that because a lot of them haven't
• 52:00
  Speaker 1: been able to find love up to like whatever, thirty
• 52:02
  Speaker 1: five years in life, that they'd be picky, or that
• 52:05
  Speaker 1: they wouldn't be picky, that they would, but a lot
• 52:07
  Speaker 1: of them like will be like, hey, you're not for me,
• 52:10
  Speaker 1: You're not what I'm looking for, You're not outgoing enough, or.
• 52:14
  Speaker 3: They probably are. They all super straightforward, some of them are.
• 52:18
  Speaker 1: But some of them have like coaches who have to
• 52:20
  Speaker 1: tell them, hey, these are the things that you should
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: say if you're not into someone, I think we should
• 52:23
  Speaker 1: just be friends or at a really nice time.
• 52:25
  Speaker 3: See that feels weird.
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: They have coaches, yeah, who are also on the spectrum.
• 52:29
  Speaker 7: That sounds like the show made well, yeah, it's a
• 52:33
  Speaker 7: bit maidish dating coach.
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the Maid coach. It's kind of like that.
• 52:39
  Speaker 3: And their coaches are also autistic, yes.
• 52:41
  Speaker 1: But like a different flavor of autism.
• 52:43
  Speaker 7: Man, there was a girl from Maine when I was
• 52:46
  Speaker 7: in high school who got on Maid and I only
• 52:50
  Speaker 7: found out because I was doing the One Act Festival,
• 52:53
  Speaker 7: which was like an acting festival theater in high school.
• 52:56
  Speaker 7: It was a competition, so you'd rehearse your play and
• 53:00
  Speaker 7: then you'd go do it. And this girl was from
• 53:04
  Speaker 7: you know, the middle of nowhere, Maine. But everyone would
• 53:08
  Speaker 7: come up when we would all talk and say like, yeah,
• 53:10
  Speaker 7: she was on she was on Maid.
• 53:14
  Speaker 1: What was she trying to be made into? Made?
• 53:16
  Speaker 7: I think she was trying to become she was like
• 53:20
  Speaker 7: very shy and then wanted to be prom queen or something.
• 53:23
  Speaker 1: That's all. That's how it works. It's a shy person.
• 53:25
  Speaker 1: They do exposure therapy.
• 53:26
  Speaker 7: Yeah, they were trying to get her to be prom
• 53:29
  Speaker 7: queen and don't I don't know if it was prom
• 53:30
  Speaker 7: queen or something.
• 53:31
  Speaker 3: They didn't get it.
• 53:33
  Speaker 7: I think she might have probably. I mean, when you
• 53:35
  Speaker 7: have an entire MTV camera crew running around, it tends
• 53:38
  Speaker 7: to tip the hand of the voters in favor.
• 53:41
  Speaker 1: That would piss me off if I was the deserving
• 53:43
  Speaker 1: prom queen so much.
• 53:45
  Speaker 7: Yeah, if you were the baddest bitch.
• 53:48
  Speaker 1: Four years being the baddest bitch, like cultivating bad bit
• 53:50
  Speaker 1: and then.
• 53:51
  Speaker 7: Yeah, but that girl went on to get like good
• 53:54
  Speaker 7: work at Denny's, and you know the girl on Maid
• 53:57
  Speaker 7: is nobody knows what she's doing.
• 54:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess this was.
• 54:02
  Speaker 7: I think it was like Oxford Hill's main it was
• 54:04
  Speaker 7: the name of the town. Can we find we should
• 54:07
  Speaker 7: look that up? If you were in it, I met
• 54:09
  Speaker 7: the girl I talked to her at the festival. Oh
• 54:11
  Speaker 7: really yeah, and she was like downplaying it. She was like, yeah,
• 54:14
  Speaker 7: they didn't really do that much for me.
• 54:18
  Speaker 1: I was going to win anyway.
• 54:19
  Speaker 7: Yeah, It's like, I don't know, a lot of it
• 54:21
  Speaker 7: was kind of bullshit, Like the edit didn't really come out.
• 54:23
  Speaker 7: I wanted it to, like they made. They made so
• 54:27
  Speaker 7: much of a big deal about the fact that I
• 54:28
  Speaker 7: was like barely talking to this guy. I swear to
• 54:33
  Speaker 7: you it was that type of a conversation. Meanwhile, we're
• 54:36
  Speaker 7: at the nerdiest thing you could possibly be at the
• 54:40
  Speaker 7: One Act Theater Festival. It's theater kids, and I mean
• 54:45
  Speaker 7: across the board, like a cappella circles were breaking out.
• 54:48
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 54:50
  Speaker 7: People brought devil sticks that to kill time. You ever
• 54:55
  Speaker 7: see devil sticks the Chinese? Ye? Yeah, there was a guy,
• 54:58
  Speaker 7: I don't know.
• 54:59
  Speaker 1: It's like two sticks and then there's like a longer
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: stick with dreadlocks in the middle and you smack it back.
• 55:04
  Speaker 3: I have seen that, Yeah, I would have.
• 55:06
  Speaker 1: Like, isn't there a little bit.
• 55:07
  Speaker 3: Of Yeah, yeah, I've seen that.
• 55:10
  Speaker 7: There was a guy. There was always a talent show
• 55:12
  Speaker 7: that would happen at the end that it was sort
• 55:14
  Speaker 7: of break out and some of the people had some talent,
• 55:18
  Speaker 7: But what.
• 55:19
  Speaker 1: Did you perform?
• 55:20
  Speaker 7: Well, I would see it.
• 55:21
  Speaker 1: Really yeah, that's a role you were born to play.
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: Would you do it?
• 55:25
  Speaker 3: Well?
• 55:26
  Speaker 1: Yeah?
• 55:26
  Speaker 7: I made sure everyone got excited and you know, brought
• 55:29
  Speaker 7: the noise up.
• 55:30
  Speaker 3: And when was this high school? Dang, you were in
• 55:33
  Speaker 3: high school.
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 55:34
  Speaker 7: I still have my sweatshirt from it. Now. Listen, if
• 55:37
  Speaker 7: you had a monogram one Act Festival regional championship.
• 55:41
  Speaker 3: That's crazy. You were m seeing when you were in
• 55:43
  Speaker 3: high school.
• 55:44
  Speaker 7: I was in the one act but I just like
• 55:46
  Speaker 7: I had the the jobs charisma, had to go on
• 55:50
  Speaker 7: stage and be.
• 55:51
  Speaker 1: Like all right, yeah, some talent, but it.
• 55:56
  Speaker 7: Was there was no selectivity to it, so people were
• 55:58
  Speaker 7: just coming up in a theater of four hundred people.
• 56:02
  Speaker 3: Do you think that Did that have anything to do
• 56:03
  Speaker 3: with your uh? Your like your dad you said your
• 56:06
  Speaker 3: dad does stuff like that, right, No, or he speaks.
• 56:10
  Speaker 1: He memorized, the memorized at the talent show in Florida.
• 56:14
  Speaker 7: Yeah.
• 56:16
  Speaker 3: Nothing, Those are completely disconnected. He didn't do that when
• 56:18
  Speaker 3: you were younger.
• 56:19
  Speaker 7: If you want to go that route, I see your reasoning.
• 56:22
  Speaker 7: I would say that the career I've chosen is more
• 56:24
  Speaker 7: in line with the hereditary outspokenness I received from my dad.
• 56:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, he understood.
• 56:32
  Speaker 1: That must be so nice. How often your parents come
• 56:35
  Speaker 1: to you do comedy?
• 56:36
  Speaker 7: Never?
• 56:37
  Speaker 1: Why?
• 56:39
  Speaker 7: Because I tell them not to? Yeah?
• 56:41
  Speaker 3: It do the same.
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: What do they say?
• 56:43
  Speaker 7: I tell them not to watch anything that I'm in?
• 56:46
  Speaker 1: Really they don't listen though, Yeah, because I want to
• 56:50
  Speaker 1: know what you're all in.
• 56:52
  Speaker 3: They listen to like the pod. Actually, I don't even
• 56:54
  Speaker 3: know if my parents listen to the podcast.
• 56:55
  Speaker 7: My parents don't know that I have a podcast. I'm
• 56:57
  Speaker 7: not even kidding you. They thought my show with Dan
• 57:00
  Speaker 7: was a podcast. Well, and they referenced that. They referenced that,
• 57:04
  Speaker 7: and they say, how's the podcast going? And I'm like,
• 57:05
  Speaker 7: it's pretty good. Are you watching it? They're like, yeah,
• 57:08
  Speaker 7: you guys just did Black Holes. I'm like, yes, yes,
• 57:12
  Speaker 7: the podcast is going great. Little do they know I
• 57:15
  Speaker 7: spend two hours a week talking to you guys about
• 57:18
  Speaker 7: fucking Spectrum Love and fucking nine eleven pretty much all
• 57:23
  Speaker 7: the time.
• 57:24
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they could find it. Yeah, No, my parents have
• 57:27
  Speaker 3: your I mean, I'm assuming your parents have seen you
• 57:28
  Speaker 3: do comedy, though they have.
• 57:29
  Speaker 7: They've been to Boston, they came and saw me at
• 57:31
  Speaker 7: the Wilberg when I did the special there.
• 57:33
  Speaker 1: They must have been proud of you.
• 57:34
  Speaker 7: My dad in the concession line was talking to some
• 57:38
  Speaker 7: guys oshilarious, you guys like Francis, that's my boy.
• 57:43
  Speaker 3: Have I alway told you the story when I got
• 57:44
  Speaker 3: hired at Barstool. My grandma was this is when they
• 57:48
  Speaker 3: lived on Cape Cobb. But my grandma was like, people
• 57:50
  Speaker 3: were at her house doing yard work or some shit,
• 57:55
  Speaker 3: and they were listening to like ESPN radio or some
• 57:57
  Speaker 3: some shit like that, and my grandma went outside and
• 57:59
  Speaker 3: was like, like, you guys know little satifon to like
• 58:04
  Speaker 3: the crew of workers. And they were like what and
• 58:08
  Speaker 3: she was like, they was like, he's uh, he does
• 58:11
  Speaker 3: sports stuff too.
• 58:16
  Speaker 1: It's so funny because she like genuinely is like proud
• 58:19
  Speaker 1: of you and uh just wants to share and her
• 58:23
  Speaker 1: pride in you, and you're like, fucking idiot. Grandmom thought
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: out not at all, So so explained to me, you
• 58:30
  Speaker 1: got the wrong.
• 58:31
  Speaker 3: Explain it to me that not at all what I
• 58:33
  Speaker 3: was saying. I was saying it was funny, funny story. Yeah,
• 58:36
  Speaker 3: why my mom told me the story laughing, Yeah, it
• 58:39
  Speaker 3: was a funny story. Well, there was no way that
• 58:41
  Speaker 3: those dudes would know who I was.
• 58:42
  Speaker 1: And your grandmam thought so highly of you that she
• 58:45
  Speaker 1: was just trying to connect with strangers over your success.
• 58:47
  Speaker 3: Is subjectively funny. To have my grandma go out and
• 58:49
  Speaker 3: ask who I am, and then a bunch of Mexican
• 58:51
  Speaker 3: dudes said, we have no idea what you're talking about.
• 58:54
  Speaker 7: Hold on a second, sass. You said objectively funny. I
• 58:56
  Speaker 7: don't think anything in humor is really objective. Funny, humor
• 58:59
  Speaker 7: entire until now, subjective.
• 59:01
  Speaker 3: I would say, yeah, until now, until I made the
• 59:03
  Speaker 3: perfect joke.
• 59:05
  Speaker 7: You've said, you you've planted the flag on the moon.
• 59:08
  Speaker 7: It's an objective comedy.
• 59:10
  Speaker 3: Everyone on earth will find that story funny.
• 59:12
  Speaker 7: I thought it was funny.
• 59:13
  Speaker 3: I had a whole different idea on it.
• 59:16
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because he's not objectively funny, it's subjectively funny.
• 59:20
  Speaker 3: It's objectively funny.
• 59:21
  Speaker 7: If he didn't find it funny, that makes it subjective.
• 59:25
  Speaker 1: Well, I just thought it was mean spirited towards your grandma.
• 59:27
  Speaker 3: But I know he thinks it's funny.
• 59:28
  Speaker 1: Now. That's why I get why you can't watch Love
• 59:30
  Speaker 1: on the Spectrum, because you can't help but to laugh
• 59:32
  Speaker 1: at people who you deem to be less fortunate or
• 59:35
  Speaker 1: intelligent thing less fortunate.
• 59:36
  Speaker 3: Why would I call an autistic person less fortune?
• 59:38
  Speaker 1: I say, you deem them.
• 59:40
  Speaker 3: But it sounded like you were projecting, because those words
• 59:42
  Speaker 3: have never come out of my mouth.
• 59:43
  Speaker 1: How would I project?
• 59:44
  Speaker 3: Because you clearly think it's hilarious to watch autistic people
• 59:48
  Speaker 3: try to follow him love.
• 59:52
  Speaker 1: I think he's the sweetest thing ever.
• 59:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what everyone says that watches that show. They're like, no,
• 59:56
  Speaker 3: but it is really sweet, And it's like, no, you're
• 59:58
  Speaker 3: at home trying, laughing with and chips all over your chest,
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 3: laying on the couch. Everyone that watches each other like
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 3: it's actually I know what you think, Yes, but it
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 3: is very touching.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: No, that's how I am with little people, big world
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 1: and six hundred pound life.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 7: Okay, oh man, six hundred pound life. I can't watch
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 7: that either.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 3: Because it's touch it it's too touching.
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 7: Oh man.
• 1:00:22
  Speaker 1: I just they make that seem really sad, like the
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 1: music's sad, like the editing is sad. They the camera
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 1: angle is literally one foot away from their stomach with
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 1: their face in the background, like they make people look dude.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: They make everyone shower, ask naked for them.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 7: Did you see the one with the redheaded guy who
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 7: just plays video games all the time. Probably his name's Nate.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 7: Harry's Nate. What if it was just all along the
• 1:00:53
  Speaker 7: guy that hair ball games with who lived in.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 3: Main My friend, it's not just a guy that I
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 3: gave notice game.
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 7: They had to leave Maine because it didn't have enough
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 7: wheelchair access.
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 1: Rams drive down to Houston, so.
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 7: There weren't enough wheelchair enabled TCB wise, it.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 3: Is interesting, like you'd think gaming is like a direct
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 3: pipeline to weight gain, but a lot of the gamers
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 3: are like just skinny dudes.
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 7: This guy in this episode was whatever, six hundred pounds
• 1:01:24
  Speaker 7: or something, and he can't wear clothes because he gets
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 7: too hot. He sits in the middle of his bed
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 7: and his dad.
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 3: I think, I think you've told me about this.
• 1:01:34
  Speaker 7: His dad brings him lunch or it's I think it's
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 7: his dad. His parents are divorced, yeah, and his mom
• 1:01:39
  Speaker 7: doesn't want him to be so fat. But the dad's like,
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 7: but the dad says, like that the food makes him happy.
• 1:01:45
  Speaker 7: I don't know. I mean, obviously I know it's not
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 7: good for him, but like it seems to be the
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 7: only thing that makes him happy, and his dad goes
• 1:01:51
  Speaker 7: to get him McDonald's. Yeah. Uh. And he comes back
• 1:01:55
  Speaker 7: with the bag of McDonald's and the guy who's naked,
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 7: does he at least have like a sheet over his No,
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 7: he's fully naked, but his his stomach hangs over his genitals,
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 7: so I.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 3: Can't see it.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 1: You can't do it.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 7: He he reaches into the bag, and he had a
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 7: specific order and he wants and he goes, well, I
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 7: think you're gonna have to go back. They didn't they
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 7: didn't bring the right thing. They didn't bring they didn't
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 7: give you the double filet of fish. There's a mistake
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 7: in the order. Yeah, And he goes back, right, I
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 7: think he goes Yeah, sacrifices his own lunch so that the.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 3: Kid can do it his own Macas.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: I think that none of those people exist without the enabler,
• 1:02:39
  Speaker 1: and that's the real villain of all the stories.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 7: That's what I've learned from that. Yeah, And by by
• 1:02:45
  Speaker 7: that sort of side of it, you could argue that
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 7: the government is enabling because I think a lot of
• 1:02:51
  Speaker 7: them are on disability.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 3: Couldn't you say though, that, like some people are just
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 3: born to eat.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 7: I'm born to eat. I'm buddy eat. You've seen the
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 7: way I eat.
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 3: No you're not, though, Yeah you are.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 7: You've seen the way.
• 1:03:03
  Speaker 3: I've seen the way you eat. But you're not born
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 3: to like I don't know what you're even talking. We're
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 3: talking about the dudes that are nine hundred pounds.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 7: Okay, you're not born to eat. I eat voraciously.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 3: But if you were born to eat, you wouldn't be skinny,
• 1:03:14
  Speaker 3: you wouldn't.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 7: But well, that's true healthy food, but I eat humongous
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 7: quantities of it.
• 1:03:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I'm talking about like a real eater.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but that's not true because two of the best
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 1: eaters of all time, the best male eater of all
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 1: time and the best female eater of all time, Joey
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 1: Chestnut not super fat and Sonya Thomas the Black Widow
• 1:03:32
  Speaker 1: not super fat.
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 7: Kobayashi ripped.
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 3: Kobyashi was ripped. I mean, yeah, I guess that's true.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 3: You're thinking of you think you could like out eat
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 3: out eat one of those guys.
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 7: I don't know. I'm not sure about that. I'm just
• 1:03:45
  Speaker 7: saying that most people know me, Like when I go
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 7: over to people's houses for dinner parties, they prepare.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I've gone to dinner with you, and you do
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 3: eat a lot. Like when we went to get those
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 3: steaks in Wisconsin. Yeah, me and Mook had like half
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 3: of ours and you did the dishes.
• 1:04:05
  Speaker 7: I licked everyone's clean French is just coming. Yeah, throw
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  Speaker 7: another full hole. I've always, always, my whole life, I've
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  Speaker 7: always eaten enormous amounts of food. But I just eat
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  Speaker 7: healthy food, and I exercise like a madman.
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  Speaker 3: My parents used to call me nibbles.
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  Speaker 1: I know that's not a lie.
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  Speaker 3: I swear to God just very because I wouldn't eat anything.
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  Speaker 7: You're very peckish.
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  Speaker 3: I don't think I'm even like. Yeah, I would say
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  Speaker 3: I am packish, yeah, but I'm not like I'm not,
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  Speaker 3: but I wouldn't say I'm a picky eater.
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  Speaker 1: I am.
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  Speaker 3: I am packish, but I'm not a picky eater.
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  Speaker 7: You just don't eat very much of stuff.
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  Speaker 3: I just don't eat unless I'm like really hungry. Like
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  Speaker 3: I don't usually sit down and eat the full meal
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  Speaker 3: at once. You can you mop around. I eat over time,
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  Speaker 3: stories as the day goes on through the night.
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  Speaker 7: But you do eat. Do you eat it? You know,
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  Speaker 7: three in the morning.
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  Speaker 3: No, no, no, But you're up till four, So you
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  Speaker 3: have dinner. It up till I'm up till like two thirty.
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  Speaker 3: Usually you eat dinner at what time, be honest, it
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  Speaker 3: really depends on the day. Sometimes midnight, not really, that's
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  Speaker 3: like worst case scenario. Sometimes like ten ten, you know,
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  Speaker 3: but also like I usually aim for like seven.
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  Speaker 7: Okay, so that's what I was wondering.
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  Speaker 3: But then you need to rolls in around ten. That's
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  Speaker 3: where something's going in the stomach around ten for sure.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, that's what I was warning. There's no way that
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  Speaker 7: you or anyone I know could eat dinner at seven
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  Speaker 7: o'clock and then not be hungry again by four am.
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  Speaker 3: No, yeah, I definitely get but I'll like, I'll snack.
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  Speaker 7: That's what I'm wondering. Yeah, so you you do eat
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  Speaker 7: quite late.
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  Speaker 3: I do, and I don't really get that hungry during
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 3: the day, which is a problem.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, you are doing the opposite with your metabolism. From
• 1:05:59
  Speaker 7: whatever medical journals ever.
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  Speaker 3: They say you're supposed to eat when you wake up
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  Speaker 3: to jump start it right.
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  Speaker 7: Well, I think it's that. And it's also like don't
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  Speaker 7: eat late and don't snack.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I do all those things.
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  Speaker 7: Eat smaller meals throughout the day.
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  Speaker 3: Oh I do that. I eat smaller meals, meals throughout
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  Speaker 3: the day, but then I just eat a big meal.
• 1:06:20
  Speaker 3: Like all I've had today is overnight oats.
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  Speaker 7: I'm fine with that. Well it's now, it's four, so yeah,
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  Speaker 7: you should have had lunch.
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  Speaker 3: But I would have had lunch around two if we
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 3: weren't recording.
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  Speaker 1: I had some spicy ramen today. I went to a
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 1: ramen restaurant. It was so fucking nice.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 3: Said, you had spicy ramen on Monday.
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  Speaker 7: No.
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  Speaker 1: I had spicy robin the day that my yeah birth,
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  Speaker 1: and I was craving it. I think it was could
• 1:06:43
  Speaker 1: be talked about it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, probably it sounds I love ramen. Maybe I'll get
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  Speaker 3: some ramen tonight.
• 1:06:47
  Speaker 1: We should go to that place around the corner.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 3: Yeah we should, well, not today, not today, probably never.
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: Realistically, you don't like going to lunch with your bros.
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: Casey Nistad has a standing lunch with his bros.
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  Speaker 7: Every day, every every day.
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  Speaker 1: Well not the weekends, but Monday through Friday. If you
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 1: was standing lunch with the guys that he works with.
• 1:07:07
  Speaker 7: I see him walking around Rebeca one time and I said, hey, Casey,
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 7: big fan, I'm not.
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  Speaker 1: Hey Casey, I've seen you.
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  Speaker 3: Actually his work.
• 1:07:17
  Speaker 7: I like case I like Casey, and I said, and
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 7: I respect his work, but I can't say that I'm
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 7: a big fan. But I still said it, yeah, which
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 7: to me is really like, that's pandering.
• 1:07:25
  Speaker 3: You ever watch his first class ticket reviews, They're great, unbelievable.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 7: Those are really good.
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  Speaker 3: But if you watch the ones where it's like twenty
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 3: five thousand dollars ticket, like, yeah.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 7: It's yeah, those are showers on the plane. Yeah, those
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 7: are awesome. And then the when he went sort of
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 7: like towed behind a car when New York snowed and
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 7: he was doing like.
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  Speaker 3: Oh I did see that.
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  Speaker 7: That was cool.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, that video's sick.
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  Speaker 7: And then the one that he did the bike lane
• 1:07:51
  Speaker 7: where he was like, you got a ticket for riding
• 1:07:53
  Speaker 7: not in the bike lane on his bicycle and he said, well,
• 1:07:56
  Speaker 7: there's always stuff in the bikelane that you run into,
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 7: and then he just approved biked in the bike lane
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 7: and crashed into everything in a cop car. Really, that's crazy,
• 1:08:09
  Speaker 7: that's very funny. Those were his the viral videos I
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 7: remember seeing early on opinion.
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  Speaker 3: I watched his ship when he was doing I didn't
• 1:08:16
  Speaker 3: watch all of them, but when he did when he
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 3: used to do like that when he because he was
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 3: like the first person to do like the Daily Walk
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 3: and I used to watch some of those. But yeah,
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 3: he's his stuff was good. He's got to be a
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 3: problem in person. Why because like I was just thinking
• 1:08:31
  Speaker 3: about like that, Uh, like those videos like the Emirates
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 3: where it's like he takes the shower, but it's like
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 3: it's not like he's just walking into the bathroom. It's
• 1:08:37
  Speaker 3: like he walks into the bathroom, cameras are there's like
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 3: multiple angles set up already. Yeah, and meanwhile there's someone
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 3: else's like, I gotta take a shit, and this dude's
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 3: filming a fucking movie in the bathroom right now.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 7: It might be the case that that each person who
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 7: has one of those seats gets their own bathroom. I
• 1:08:53
  Speaker 7: don't know, really, I'm not certain of that.
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 3: It might be, oh you know what, I think they
• 1:08:58
  Speaker 3: might have to schedule times.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 7: Yeah, because they clean the bathroom after each person uses it. Damn.
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 7: It's at best, at worst, it's that. Yeah.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 3: But that whole style of logging where it's like car
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 3: pulling out of the parking garage. You got to set
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 3: up you gotta you know, park the car, go, get
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 3: the camera on.
• 1:09:15
  Speaker 1: Editor, edit around yourself, like the camera as you pick
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: it up?
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 3: Is this thing fucking working? God damn it, this thing
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 3: never fucking works.
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 1: He edits the ship out of his videos though. Yeah,
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 1: they're so well edited it's fucking insane.
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 3: All right, should we wrap it up? I guess we've
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 3: been going for a while.
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we can wrap it up. I gotta get home
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 1: to my seed.
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 7: When can we come visit them?
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 1: I wanted you. I wanted you to visit them that one.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: I mean I have them all day tomorrow because house
• 1:09:49
  Speaker 1: And has to go to fucking Delaware to deal with
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 1: some court ship.
• 1:09:55
  Speaker 3: Whoa, yeah, I gotta get vaccinated.
• 1:10:04
  Speaker 7: I'll be in Dallas at the Addison improv.
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 3: I want to just do these. Let's splice these in
• 1:10:10
  Speaker 3: earlier what I want to splice these in earlier road dates?
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 7: Oh?
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 3: Sure, right, Like let's do them with the ad reads
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 3: because like no one's making it. We're like it's like
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 3: two hours in fair enough, right, I feel like that's
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 3: a more really Yeah, yeah, I feel like most of
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 3: the podcasts do them like, I mean, I don't think
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 3: off the top, but I think we could do them
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 3: with like the first ad read or something.
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 7: All right, I'll be in Dallas at the Addison improv
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 7: this not this weekend, but next weekend. So that's like
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 7: May fifteenth, sixteen, seventeenth, Friday, Saturday Sunday tickets A punch
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  Speaker 7: up dot Live slash. Francis ellis also being Chicago at
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 7: Zanies in June, first week in June, June seventh, eighth, ninth,
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 7: something like that. So same spot for tickets.
• 1:11:03
  Speaker 3: I just got booked there. I just got booked there
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 3: for the.
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 7: Fall awesome Chyrack. You can do Rose Mutt, I think
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 7: so yeah, probably the way I do it right.
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I haven't looked at the deal yet,
• 1:11:15
  Speaker 3: but I'm gonna be in Philly this weekend five shows.
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 3: Some of them are already sold out, so don't wait
• 1:11:23
  Speaker 3: till the last minute. Get him now. Harrysettle website dot com.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 3: My other website, Little Sasquatch website dot com no longer exists,
• 1:11:31
  Speaker 3: so don't go there. Go to Harry Settle website dot com,
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 3: or go to the Philly Helium website. Thank you, good ground.
• 1:12:03
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