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Hour 3 - First Impressions · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: Lights, camera action.
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  Speaker 2: It's our number three, hour three of the Ben Mathers Show,
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  Speaker 2: and it's a bit of a horror story, if you will.
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  Speaker 2: Paul Skeen's making his season debut in the first game
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  Speaker 2: for the Pirates and it was not good. Does Paul
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  Speaker 2: Skeins get a mulligan? A Malard mulligan because of the
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  Speaker 2: pirates atrocious defense by O'Neil Cruz in the outfield. Also,
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  Speaker 2: what should manager Craig Council be concerned about with the
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  Speaker 2: Cubs and they didn't look very good getting blown out
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  Speaker 2: by the Nationals on opening Day? And how did Alex
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  Speaker 2: Bregman and his maiden voyage with the Cubs, how did
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  Speaker 2: that go. We'll discuss that as well. All of it
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  Speaker 2: right now later on. This is the Ben Malor Show,
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  Speaker 2: Hour three, and here it is. You only get one
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  Speaker 2: chance to make a first impression, and sometimes it goes
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  Speaker 2: to hell. Welcome in the beginning of another hour of
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  Speaker 2: On that note, we are back at it this hour
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  Speaker 2: and talking bays Ball, the real opening day, not that
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  Speaker 2: little appetizer. We had games all day long, up and
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  Speaker 2: down the dial, as they say there and are lead
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  Speaker 2: this hour from Queens from Flushing in New York.
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  Speaker 1: The real opening day.
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  Speaker 2: Everyone was talking about that Pirates Mets game much of
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  Speaker 2: the day.
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  Speaker 1: Here, Why why did you watch it?
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  Speaker 2: No, Well, the Metropolitans hung a five spot on Paul's
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  Speaker 2: Skiings God's gift to baseball and forced him out, knocked
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  Speaker 2: him out of the game after just two outs and.
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  Speaker 1: Thirty seven pitches.
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  Speaker 2: That's it, thirty seven pitches a pair of misplayed balls
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  Speaker 2: in the outfield by.
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  Speaker 1: O'Neil Cruz who claimed he couldn't see the ball.
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  Speaker 2: Well, you might want to take proper, proper efforts to
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  Speaker 2: actually see the ball, like with sunglasses and things like that,
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  Speaker 2: but he was in center field. It was not It
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  Speaker 2: was not good, not good at all. So that is
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  Speaker 2: a point to jump off and discuss. So let us
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  Speaker 2: talk about this the question. And I've seen a lot
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  Speaker 2: of the baseball pundits who have given Paul Skiings a
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  Speaker 2: free pass, a residential pardon, if you will, because of
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  Speaker 2: the defense by O'Neil Cruz in the outfield. So the
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  Speaker 2: question for the panel, does Paul Skans get a mulligan
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  Speaker 2: because of the Pirate's atrocious defense behind him at City
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  Speaker 2: Field there in New York. So my observations, I've got
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  Speaker 2: cockpit deep breath and Panama Canal, and we will combine
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  Speaker 2: all of these things together and somehow, someway we are
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  Speaker 2: going to find a higher gear. Well, we might have
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  Speaker 2: to mess with the wiring, kick the doo hickey. We
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  Speaker 2: are going to do it, and if we don't do it,
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  Speaker 2: we're gonna end up going crazy.
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  Speaker 1: So number I said number one.
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  Speaker 2: Now to answer the question, does Paul Skans get a mulligan,
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  Speaker 2: He does not get a Mallard mulligan. I'm shaking my head. No,
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  Speaker 2: the legend of Paul Skins happened to hit a pothole.
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  Speaker 2: The pothole and it wasn't too big. It was just
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  Speaker 2: the size of the Monongahela River on opening Day. And no,
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  Speaker 2: he does not. Again, for those of you who a
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  Speaker 2: little saw, he does not get him mouth mulligan. After
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  Speaker 2: the World Baseball Classic, the legend of Paul Skans, even
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  Speaker 2: though the USA lost to Venezuela and all that, the
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  Speaker 2: legend of Paul Skins had risen, and he's been billed
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  Speaker 2: like it's a Hollywood blockbuster. Every time he's on the
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  Speaker 2: moundain he's got the famous girlfriend.
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  Speaker 1: They married.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know if they're married, but they're the famous
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  Speaker 2: lady friend and yeah, he's a star. The whole thing
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  Speaker 2: was in the air force, the whole deal, and instead
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  Speaker 2: the Hollywood Blockbuster premiere turned out to be a But
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  Speaker 2: we used to call back in the old days as
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  Speaker 2: straight to DVD disaster.
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  Speaker 1: What's the equivalent now? Straight to streaming? Anyway, straight to streaming.
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  Speaker 1: That's it.
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  Speaker 2: On this day, on this day, which was opening Day,
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  Speaker 2: Paul Skeins was not an ace. He was a bozo,
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  Speaker 2: the clownata at a child's birthday party getting smashed the
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  Speaker 2: bits by blindfolded kids.
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  Speaker 1: That's what that was. And now can.
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  Speaker 2: Two things be true at the same time, Yes, there
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  Speaker 2: were a pair of absolute debacles in the outfield by
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  Speaker 2: O'Neil Cruz, who did not help the situation. Now Cruz
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  Speaker 2: happened to be in the cockpit, and right next to
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  Speaker 2: him was Paul Skeens, and they were writing the Vomit Comet.
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  Speaker 2: They were writing the Vomit Comet. Now Cruz looked watching
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  Speaker 2: him in the first inning, and I saw the highlights
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  Speaker 2: as I was partaking in the day, and much like
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  Speaker 2: you probably did, I wasn't watching the scheme in real time.
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  Speaker 2: I saw the highlights though, and Cruse O'Neil Cruz looked
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  Speaker 2: like he had run won a radio contest, one of
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  Speaker 2: those radio raffles. Congratulations, Onneil Cruz, this is a Kiss FM,
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  Speaker 2: and you've just won the raffle and you're gonna play
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  Speaker 2: center field for the Buckos on opening day. Okay, I've
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  Speaker 2: never played centerfield before? Why not now? I did get
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  Speaker 2: an email from one of our listeners in the greater
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  Speaker 2: Pittsburgh area. Did not say exactly where in Pittsburgh, but
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  Speaker 2: he claims that this is nothing new. I love when
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  Speaker 2: I get pre eminitive emails, the guy that says, I
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  Speaker 2: know you're gonna talk about this.
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  Speaker 1: I know you're gonna kill this guy. And then they
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  Speaker 1: add some context.
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  Speaker 2: So this guy who lives in Pittsburgh and listens to us,
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  Speaker 2: he says three days a week, not five, three days
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  Speaker 2: a week, not four, not two, three, very specific, he
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  Speaker 2: listens three days. I don't know if he's listening right now,
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  Speaker 2: but he he pointed out, and I don't even know
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  Speaker 2: if it's true. He said the defensive run saved stat
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  Speaker 2: O'Neil Cruz is minus seventeen as a center fielder in
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  Speaker 2: just over twelve hundred innings of baseball, which means his defense,
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  Speaker 2: according to the Nerd Wing of Baseball, has cost the
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  Speaker 2: Pirates seventeen runs by his mouthfeasance. So I would recommend,
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  Speaker 2: what do I know, take the blindfold off.
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  Speaker 1: Possibly yes.
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  Speaker 2: However, Skeens ultimately has to to me he has to
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  Speaker 2: wear this again. No Mallard Mulligan, No Malard Mulligan. He
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  Speaker 2: allowed four hits, a couple of walks. It was a
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  Speaker 2: hit batter. And the big tell on this Skeens is
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  Speaker 2: awing and miss pitcher. And Paul Skeen's got just five
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  Speaker 2: five swings and missus that's it five. I do only
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  Speaker 2: only faced a few batters, but so no ifs ands
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  Speaker 2: or butts about it. This was his worst start of
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  Speaker 2: a very brief career in the major leagues, full stop.
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  Speaker 2: And I understand major League Baseball hyping this guy up,
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  Speaker 2: and he's the kind of guy they should hype up.
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  Speaker 1: I get it. Not every game is going to be great.
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  Speaker 2: The problem that Baseball's got is this is one of
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  Speaker 2: the games that people watch. When Paul Skeens is pitching
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  Speaker 2: on a Tuesday against the sin Cincinnati Reds in June,
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  Speaker 2: no one's going to be paying attention. People pay attention
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  Speaker 2: on opening day. It was a big deal. And so
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  Speaker 2: that's not just a little thing.
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  Speaker 1: That's a bigger deal. It's a bigger deal.
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  Speaker 2: And I get he won the cy young right the
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  Speaker 2: coming of age story. Right now, the next great dominant
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  Speaker 2: starting pitcher is going to make starting pitching great again.
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  Speaker 1: And he's superhuman. Well nah, no, he was very very mortal,
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  Speaker 1: very mortal in this game.
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  Speaker 2: And it's a great irony which is not lost that
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  Speaker 2: near the end of a previous episode of the show,
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  Speaker 2: just before opening day for the Pirates, we had mentioned
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  Speaker 2: that at one of the more prominent sports books in America,
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  Speaker 2: the Pittsburgh Pirates were the most bet team both by
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  Speaker 2: the public and the wise guys to make the playoffs,
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  Speaker 2: including a ticket count that's generally the public. And then
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  Speaker 2: the money is the sharp better, the money is the
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  Speaker 2: professional better, and the Pirates are the most bet team
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  Speaker 2: to make the postseason. So welcome to Pittsburgh, where promises
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  Speaker 2: go to take a nice nap, to take a nice nap.
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  Speaker 1: Now another team getting a lot of love as we
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  Speaker 1: turn the page. Here we go to.
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  Speaker 2: Chicago, where the Cubbies opened up playing one of the
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  Speaker 2: worst teams in baseball and how.
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  Speaker 1: Did that go? Gon't ask if you're tree in Chicago.
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  Speaker 2: The Nationals, projected to be in the race with the
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  Speaker 2: Rockies for the worst record in baseball this season.
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  Speaker 1: Put up not one, not two, not three, not four,
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  Speaker 1: not five?
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  Speaker 2: How about six runs in the fourth inning as they
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  Speaker 2: mollywopped the Cubbies ten to four. Good buddy, now the
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  Speaker 2: better story again losing locker room. So the question is, what,
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  Speaker 2: if anything, should manager Craig Council be concerned about with
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  Speaker 2: the Cubs after an absolute dud of a opener at
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  Speaker 2: Wrigley Field. So there are things to be worried about. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: I'm nodding my head. There are things to be worried about.
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  Speaker 2: And we'll start with the mound. This is supposed to
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  Speaker 2: be a World Series contender. And they rolled out Matthew
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  Speaker 2: Boyd and what is he the second coming of John
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  Speaker 2: Lester or something like that.
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  Speaker 1: Please please? He did not look good at all.
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  Speaker 2: I know he had some decent numbers last year and
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  Speaker 2: all that, it seems like if you're banking on him
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  Speaker 2: as your top pitch. I know injuries are a factor
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  Speaker 2: and all that, but it's a deep dish delusion, is
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  Speaker 2: what that is?
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  Speaker 1: You give off these vibes, just like imposter vibes.
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  Speaker 2: You could not handle the natitude, the natitude you got cooked.
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  Speaker 2: You allowed six runs in three and two thirds innings.
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  Speaker 2: That's your top pitcher, that's your guy. Give off major
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  Speaker 2: fraud energy and it's regally feel. I know the Cubs
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  Speaker 2: have been handing out extensions to guys that'll take contracts
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  Speaker 2: the team friendly, but it's not. It's not a group
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  Speaker 2: on pitching lab although it looks like the Cubs are
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  Speaker 2: going to be doing that. Meanwhile, another question, how did
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  Speaker 2: Alex Bregman's maiden voyage in a Cub uniform in a
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  Speaker 2: real game?
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  Speaker 1: How did that go?
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  Speaker 2: The maiden voyage of the big free agent pickup later
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  Speaker 2: the Red Sox and the cheating Astros.
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  Speaker 1: All right, so how did that go? Let me see here?
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  Speaker 2: One meaningless hit and a little league grounder right through
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  Speaker 2: the wickets, as we like to say, the Cubs spent
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  Speaker 2: one hundred and seventy five million, and the beginning of
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  Speaker 2: the Alex Bregman era was a chef's kiss.
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  Speaker 1: The debut smelled like what it smelled like.
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  Speaker 2: It would be taking a deep breath over a sewage
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  Speaker 2: disposal tank and enjoying that rich aroma of rotting organic matter.
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  Speaker 1: All right, rotting or organic matter now shot in Freuda.
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  Speaker 2: For those of us that are officionados of the cheating A.
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  Speaker 1: One one thousand and two, one thousand holes, I.
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  Speaker 2: Didn't hear any trash talk from Ivan the Terrible in Houston.
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  Speaker 2: I wonder what happened. Maybe his phone broke or something
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  Speaker 2: like that. He must have thrown it against the wall.
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  Speaker 2: That must have happened. And uh yeah, yeah, the Astros
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  Speaker 2: lost as well. But Bregman, he loves to brag when
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  Speaker 2: he's cheating.
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  Speaker 1: A Holes do anything.
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  Speaker 2: As far as Bregman, though he's at the end of
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  Speaker 2: his prime. He turns thirty two, I think in a
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  Speaker 2: few days, I believe. I believe that's true. And so
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  Speaker 2: in life, as we say, that's not old. But in sports,
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  Speaker 2: you're near the end of your athletic prime. So don't
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  Speaker 2: let a falling star fall on you. And there is
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  Speaker 2: a major level of concerns only one game. There's a
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  Speaker 2: lot of concern that you just paid a lot of
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  Speaker 2: money for a guy who's in the twilight years of
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  Speaker 2: his career and pretty much fraud, considering that his only
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  Speaker 2: success was based on cheating.
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  Speaker 1: All right, final point to the press box. What the
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  Speaker 1: press box?
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  Speaker 2: But we can't turn a blind eye of this, as
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  Speaker 2: former brief Fox Sports radio employee Matt vaskurshon now, Matt
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  Speaker 2: vest Kursion called the Giants Yankees game on Wednesday night
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  Speaker 2: on Netflix, which was a just horrific broadcast.
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  Speaker 1: That was in San Francisco.
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  Speaker 2: The game ended around eleven o'clock Eastern time, which is
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  Speaker 2: eight o'clock in the West. And so then he got
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  Speaker 2: another broadcast, this was on in me He called the
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  Speaker 2: Mets Pirates game from Queens. The first pitch was on
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  Speaker 2: Thursday at one fifteen in the afternoon in New York.
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  Speaker 2: So this led to hero worship.
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  Speaker 1: In the matrix.
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  Speaker 2: It seemed how much of this was real and how
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  Speaker 2: much of this was just bull crap? People were blown
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  Speaker 2: away that vasquursion. Matt Vesquershon called the game on the
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  Speaker 2: West Coast and then fourteen hours later called the game
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  Speaker 2: on the East coast. Question, were you stupefied by Matt
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  Speaker 2: Vesquershon working by coastal Major League Baseball broadcasts in a
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  Speaker 2: fourteen hour span? So not only was I blown away
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  Speaker 2: by this, Matt Vasquershion is a modern day Magellan, the
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  Speaker 2: fact that he hopped coast in fourteen hours from San
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  Speaker 2: Francisco to Queens. He traveled by stagecoach unless he didn't.
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  Speaker 1: You know what he did? He literally and a lot
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  Speaker 1: of people don't know this.
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  Speaker 2: There's going to be a peacock documentary Vasquershion literally rode
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  Speaker 2: a canoe through the Panama Canal by himself, by himself,
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  Speaker 2: wearing his headset while writing down his game notes and
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  Speaker 2: wearing his media credential. Unless that's just a bunch of rubbish.
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  Speaker 2: So can we pump the brakes on Matt Veskersion going
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  Speaker 2: on a Lewis and Clark like adventure And I know
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  Speaker 2: he's well compensated.
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  Speaker 1: Good for him for doing his job.
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  Speaker 2: And the travel itinerary built on what first class creature comforts,
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  Speaker 2: private car service, and likely a chartered flight with.
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  Speaker 1: Non unwashed He wasn't the point I'm trying.
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  Speaker 2: He wasn't flying spirit airlines, sitting around animals and vermin.
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  Speaker 2: He wasn't doing that. He wasn't flying that type of situation.
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  Speaker 2: The online reaction treated us vesc Ursion like he split
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  Speaker 2: the atom or invented Wi Fi or at least Bluetooth please, Now,
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  Speaker 2: this is gonna blow you away. In the real world,
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  Speaker 2: cross country overnight travel is called for many a Wednesday.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you boys who are big rig truck drivers, you
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  Speaker 2: do it all the time. You're a pilot, do it
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  Speaker 2: all the time.
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  Speaker 1: All right. The difference, the difference.
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  Speaker 2: No one's lighting you know, candles for you and chanting your.
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  Speaker 1: Name on social media and all that.
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  Speaker 2: The mythology machine went into overdrive because we are conditioned,
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  Speaker 2: apparently to applaud anything adjacent to celebrity inconvenience and like,
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  Speaker 2: oh he had to do two games, Oh my god.
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  Speaker 2: Next thing, you know, someone will nominate Matt vask Gershen
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  Speaker 2: for the Nobel Prize in Frequent flyer miles. Yeah, how
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  Speaker 2: about a little spoonful, just a little spoonful of perspective
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  Speaker 2: a little bit, okay, thank you, Yeah, I know, don't
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  Speaker 2: don't go crazy.
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  Speaker 1: It is the Ben Mahlor Show.
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  Speaker 2: If you'd like to comment, you can join us right
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  Speaker 1: Later this hour, we'll.
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  Speaker 2: Have a new spin on brotherly love, a new spin
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  Speaker 2: on brotherly Love. We'll get to that a little bit later.
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  Speaker 2: Time now for the Mallar Riddle of the day. You
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  Speaker 2: can answer this like Rebecca the ram Fan, Eileen and
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  Speaker 2: Charlie d on x at Ben Maler, Here it is
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  Speaker 2: and no ware we go.
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  Speaker 1: A daycare director has been accused of.
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  Speaker 2: Stealing millions and blowing a massive chunk of it on blank.
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  Speaker 1: Again, a daycare director.
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  Speaker 2: Has been accused of stealing millions and blowing a huge
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  Speaker 2: chunk of it on blank. That is the Mailer riddle
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  Speaker 1: That's a Bronco fan.
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  Speaker 6: Back to him, Bill, did you see my Muscley banana man?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I just realized I should probably clarify when I
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  Speaker 2: say the banana Queen.
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  Speaker 1: That could be taking the wrong way.
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  Speaker 2: But you went to Disney and they had a Banana
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  Speaker 2: Ball Day.
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  Speaker 1: Or something like that, is that?
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 1: Correct, they took over the park literally.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my, this is the Savannah Bananas. The Harlem Globe
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  Speaker 2: Trotters at baseball.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, is that right? Oh my gosh.
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  Speaker 6: I didn't realize how like performative they were.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, they're not really like, they're just entertaining, not trying
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  Speaker 2: to play sports or any.
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  Speaker 1: But they do though.
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  Speaker 6: When they catch the balls and they do backflips, it's
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  Speaker 6: so well.
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  Speaker 2: You know, it's kind of like when I was a
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: kid I saw the Harlem Globe Trotters. I thought, oh
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: my god, why are these guys not in the NBA?
• 22:28
  Speaker 2: And then I realized the other team was, you know,
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: on the take, you know, and all that. But no,
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: I'm not I've not been to a Savannah Banana game.
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: I'm the guy that runs at those marketing genius so, oh,
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  Speaker 2: he's the guy that.
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  Speaker 1: Wears the yellow, yellow, yeah, yellow TUXI.
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  Speaker 6: Coop is the guy who first told me about this team.
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: I didn't realize there was that much merch you sent.
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: You posted some videos on was it Instagram or something
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: like that. There were tons of people wearing their merch.
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  Speaker 2: I didn't realize there were that many.
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  Speaker 6: Oh my gosh, the line this morning for merch was
• 22:58
  Speaker 6: really ridiculous.
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  Speaker 1: Wow.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, all right, I thought a little banana man. I
• 23:02
  Speaker 6: got a couple of shirts. I got one from Monsey too,
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  Speaker 6: because Monsey likes the Savannah bananas.
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  Speaker 1: Oh she does.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: And then I got some friendship bracelets and a pin
• 23:10
  Speaker 6: because you know I love pin.
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: You need a pin, very important. How much did that
• 23:14
  Speaker 2: cost you? Let's take a guess, Coop, you want to.
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: Play the game.
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: How much did the Lorena spend on Savannah banana merch?
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: And then we'll pay off the riddle of the day.
• 23:23
  Speaker 6: And there was a baseball in there too, So all right,
• 23:25
  Speaker 6: so we're going the full total.
• 23:27
  Speaker 1: We're just guessing the pin.
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: Now, No, we'll do the full total that includes what
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: items Lorena Again.
• 23:32
  Speaker 1: I can't. I can't play the game. She told me
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: how much she spent. Okay, Uh, I'll play the game.
• 23:38
  Speaker 1: They tell me Loraine again, how much? What items? I got?
• 23:42
  Speaker 6: Stuffed mini Banana, I got a limited edition Mickey Mouse pin.
• 23:47
  Speaker 1: Hold on.
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: Wait, so that's Banana and Mickey. So that's a Disney
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: hold on. I see T shirts, Uh, Friendship bracelet.
• 24:00
  Speaker 1: T shirts on.
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  Speaker 6: Friendship bracelet and a base And technically I only told
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  Speaker 6: you the rounded down price doesn't matter.
• 24:12
  Speaker 2: He has an advantage. I'm gonna say that you spent
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: one hundred and twenty dollars.
• 24:16
  Speaker 6: Oh that is that is very close with Monsey's shirt.
• 24:21
  Speaker 6: I'm met one hundred and forty two.
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: No, I win. I didn't go over. I did not
• 24:26
  Speaker 1: go I win.
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: The showcase showdown, I get the boat.
• 24:31
  Speaker 1: I won the boat.
• 24:32
  Speaker 6: You said two hundred dollars, Well, that goes with other
• 24:35
  Speaker 6: things that I bought, not at the merch stand.
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, not that.
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: I was only worried about the Savannah banana merch and
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: so I I was.
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: I was great.
• 24:42
  Speaker 6: I also bought black crocs and a Disney sweater, which
• 24:46
  Speaker 6: is what put my total costs for the day over
• 24:48
  Speaker 6: two hundred.
• 24:49
  Speaker 5: Oh.
• 24:49
  Speaker 4: My and that was her excuse as to why she
• 24:52
  Speaker 4: could not bring me a banana canoli.
• 24:55
  Speaker 2: Oh that's come on, Lorena, it was it was my
• 24:59
  Speaker 2: You took care Arrah Mansi, but you didn't take care
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: of Coop.
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: But wow, you like man like Mansi's you know, I'm
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: just pointing that out. Yeah, does she work with Monty
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: every day? No?
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: I mean she records' MAI's not here. She records updates
• 25:16
  Speaker 2: not we don't have an update person. So I huh, interesting.
• 25:21
  Speaker 1: I have Coop? I mean go to HR coop. That
• 25:25
  Speaker 1: seems like an HR violation.
• 25:27
  Speaker 2: I don't.
• 25:27
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 25:28
  Speaker 2: All right, let's pay let's paul the riddle of the
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: day and have the Savannah bananas. How much of that
• 25:34
  Speaker 2: do they get? And how much does didn't he get?
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: I wonder what the split. I'd love to know the
• 25:38
  Speaker 2: split on that? Understand how exciting.
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: Well, here's the riddle of the day. A daycare director.
• 25:46
  Speaker 2: Has been accused of stealing millions and blowing a huge
• 25:50
  Speaker 2: chunk of it on blank.
• 25:52
  Speaker 1: And that is the question. What is the answer, And
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: let's see it.
• 25:57
  Speaker 2: Does anyone I know the answer? Let's see nada, Berna
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  Speaker 2: says on Justin Cooper movie photos.
• 26:06
  Speaker 1: What else do we have?
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: A desk of cheese its from Asher Alfie elin Opiner
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  Speaker 2: said Mike the Leprechaun, Hawaiian tropic suntan lotion, Chucky Dolls
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: from my lean.
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  Speaker 1: In San Francisco. Who else?
• 26:23
  Speaker 2: Page down on ferg Dog's only fan page. Well, that
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: would be impressive from King Rory. Who else do we
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: it's a cartoon only fans page. Global gaming Practice from
• 26:33
  Speaker 2: Late Night drug Tester head Lice Guests by Stevie Meatballs.
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: What else do we have?
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: Milkman Mike in Colorado got it right, obviously cheating.
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: Bad job by him.
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: Big League chwo from Paul can't go wrong with big
• 26:48
  Speaker 2: League choo Man.
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: That was great.
• 26:51
  Speaker 2: It's like a big water chewing tobacco, but it was bubblegum.
• 26:54
  Speaker 2: What else do we have? Green eggs and ham sam
• 26:57
  Speaker 2: i Am from Andy and Lino Lakes Elmer's Glue from
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: Doug listening to us in South Korea?
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: And what else do we have?
• 27:06
  Speaker 2: Let's see page down Key lime Pie that's from BP.
• 27:11
  Speaker 2: Let's see let's skip over that trips to Fullerton from
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: from me to have a snow party in Fullerton. A
• 27:17
  Speaker 2: truckload of Jersey's Finest Sweet Gabba Ghoul.
• 27:22
  Speaker 1: He's the answer.
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: Rebecca the ram fan says, spent millions putting a putting
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: on day Daybreaker sober dance parties in sixty six cities
• 27:34
  Speaker 2: all over the world. Very specific. Filler up, fill went
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: with legos as the answer. The correct answer, Lorainer, do
• 27:40
  Speaker 2: you have an answer to the riddle of the day.
• 27:43
  Speaker 1: I was gonna say poutine. Poutine can't go wrong with poutine.
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: Well no.
• 27:47
  Speaker 2: A daycare director in Germany is accused of stealing, embezzling
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: millions of dollars and blowing most of it on WWE
• 27:59
  Speaker 2: VP experiences to meet wrestlers.
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: Hello, what is going on this week?
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: We had remember the other the other day that were
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: people paying in Italy twelve thousand dollars to have meat
• 28:14
  Speaker 2: and greet and make some fediicini with a wrestler.
• 28:18
  Speaker 1: And now this is wild? Did I say?
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: I think I said Germany. I think this is actually
• 28:24
  Speaker 2: in Brooklyn. It was in Brooklyn, which is very far
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: away from Germany.
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: I'm told.
• 28:28
  Speaker 2: Brooklyn daycare director accused of stealing millions in tuition fees
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: and blowing most of it on WWE events VIP experiences.
• 28:39
  Speaker 1: And whatnot.
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: According to the prosecutors, embezzling around two point seven million.
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: How about that two point seven I know why I
• 28:50
  Speaker 2: confuse it because it's a German school in Brooklyn, That's why.
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: So the accusation is that she diverted tuition payments into
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: who accounts that she controlled, and then used the money
• 29:04
  Speaker 2: to have a very nice lifestyle. Even though she was
• 29:08
  Speaker 2: making forty thousand dollars a year, she was not quite
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: living like that. Uh. They say that she spent at
• 29:14
  Speaker 2: least three hundred and fifty thousand dollars just on WWE tickets,
• 29:20
  Speaker 2: also premium packages that allowed her and the family to
• 29:24
  Speaker 2: have meet and greets with wrestlers at Monday night and
• 29:27
  Speaker 2: Monday Night raw and whatnot.
• 29:29
  Speaker 1: Wow. So all right, knock yourself out with that, but
• 29:34
  Speaker 1: you know, you get a slap.
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: On the wrist and all. Let's go to the phones
• 29:37
  Speaker 2: and we'll say hello to hal Pal in h town. Hello,
• 29:40
  Speaker 2: hal Pal.
• 29:41
  Speaker 7: Welcome, Hey Ben, what's up buddy, How pouds in the house.
• 29:45
  Speaker 1: How pals? We'd like to lure all the affiliates. The
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  Speaker 1: show can now begin because hol Pal is in the hissy.
• 29:54
  Speaker 7: Yeah, how POWs in the house? Yes, sir, hey man,
• 29:57
  Speaker 7: I was going to tell you, Ben, I'm gonna be.
• 30:02
  Speaker 7: I got you buy a month. I'll be My birthday Sunday,
• 30:05
  Speaker 7: Jersey is a month later on the twenty ninth, So
• 30:10
  Speaker 7: I got you buy a month. And the my favorite
• 30:15
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• 30:22
  Speaker 7: Tom Lasorda.
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: And there we go.
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: That's the the old school Dodgers and your favorite Dodger broadcaster. Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: Well we have been schoolly.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, no one else.
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: You can't pick anyone else, you know, I did that
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  Speaker 2: exactly anybody.
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  Speaker 7: Hey, we got a lot going on in h Down
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  Speaker 7: this weekend. We got that tournament Okata Stroe, and we
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  Speaker 7: of let us down to't I no big deal?
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: Well not kind of more than more than kind of Yeah.
• 30:59
  Speaker 7: It's all. Oh good. The best thing is, Ben, I'm
• 31:01
  Speaker 7: going to a big show uh tomorrow at the House
• 31:04
  Speaker 7: of Blues Downtown. Yeah, okay, Miley, Miley Crue, Ben Haalen
• 31:09
  Speaker 7: and uh Poison.
• 31:11
  Speaker 1: Nice. All right, you got some got some good seats.
• 31:14
  Speaker 1: You can enjoy yourself.
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: Have a nice night out right, little music, good food,
• 31:18
  Speaker 2: the whole thing.
• 31:19
  Speaker 7: Yes, it'd be happy brother.
• 31:22
  Speaker 1: All right, that's how You're right, You're You're not just
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: some schmoke. You're hal Pal.
• 31:27
  Speaker 4: Come on in the house.
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: How how but they announced the show can't begin until
• 31:33
  Speaker 2: hal Pal arrives.
• 31:35
  Speaker 7: Thank you so much, Bud Hagan. We're getting up early
• 31:39
  Speaker 7: Saturday morning and we take we're going out one hundred miles.
• 31:44
  Speaker 7: We're going out there a catch tuna big.
• 31:48
  Speaker 1: Oh oh nice? Yeah? And you guarant are you?
• 31:53
  Speaker 3: Have you?
• 31:53
  Speaker 1: I assume you've done this before.
• 31:54
  Speaker 7: Yes, I've done it before.
• 31:57
  Speaker 1: And Mike, okay, and you you when you went before? Though?
• 32:02
  Speaker 2: Did you catch I've been fishing a few times. I
• 32:05
  Speaker 2: didn't catch anything. Did you do you actually catch the tuna?
• 32:09
  Speaker 7: Oh? Yeah, well I've never leaned out a tuna, but
• 32:12
  Speaker 7: I kind of a lot of the stuff and I'm
• 32:14
  Speaker 7: numerous buzzies.
• 32:15
  Speaker 2: All right, very good, Well, how Pal? Thank you so much, buddy.
• 32:19
  Speaker 2: Enjoy your birthday weekend. Look at that halpaal got music
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  Speaker 2: got fishing in VIP. Let's say hello to Felexus, America's
• 32:28
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• 32:32
  Speaker 1: It's not Rue Paul. It's Flexus. Hello for Alexis, May.
• 32:36
  Speaker 3: You kill the music start?
• 32:39
  Speaker 7: You know what?
• 32:40
  Speaker 3: Then they came back in nineteen seventy nine, and that's
• 32:43
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• 32:52
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• 32:57
  Speaker 1: Who Now?
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: I had no idea, yeah, getting a production number ready
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: for it.
• 33:03
  Speaker 3: So I got my dancers and everything on trib. You
• 33:07
  Speaker 3: the wheel chair, who care?
• 33:10
  Speaker 1: Nah? No, We'll give you some steroids. You'll be running around.
• 33:13
  Speaker 1: You'll be fine.
• 33:14
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I'm gonna sit down a g drink probably
• 33:17
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• 33:18
  Speaker 1: Well we don't need that now you get arrested.
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: But you know that's not get crazy here, you know,
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• 33:25
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• 33:29
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• 33:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's all you need. That's all you need. There,
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• 33:41
  Speaker 3: I'm happy and I'm big in a minorit farm, so yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I'm doing good.
• 33:46
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• 33:52
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• 34:00
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  Speaker 1: Did you hear that?
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: Miami Marlins wanted weed Man to throw out the first
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: pitch and.
• 36:44
  Speaker 1: There are season I love that.
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, Well, last week they sent weed Man a jersey,
• 36:51
  Speaker 2: a hat, and a baseball. Unfortunately, weed Man thought it
• 36:53
  Speaker 2: was all food from Perito. He ate the hat in
• 36:56
  Speaker 2: the jersey and he's still working.
• 36:58
  Speaker 1: On that giant job baker. That's Andy.
• 37:03
  Speaker 7: Stop stop.
• 37:05
  Speaker 2: Oh no, it's Purrito. That's Andy from Lionel Lakes, Minnesota.
• 37:08
  Speaker 2: Weed Man bought a no Purito, it's Ay wrote the joke,
• 37:14
  Speaker 2: just ripping you a weed Man bought a t shirt
• 37:18
  Speaker 2: of the two time Cy Young winner at the dollar Store,
• 37:22
  Speaker 2: but there was a small problem. What yeah, the t
• 37:25
  Speaker 2: shirt says Detroit Screwball. That's Dennis in Detroit. Well, here's
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: some exciting news. TNA Wrestling has signed weed Man Hippie
• 37:37
  Speaker 2: to a lucrative deal. Wow cool, yeah, yeah, your ring
• 37:41
  Speaker 2: name is gonna be Stoned Cold Billy.
• 37:44
  Speaker 1: That's gonna be your ring name. That's Joe Joe and
• 37:47
  Speaker 1: Virginia Beach, Virginia. There.
• 37:50
  Speaker 2: Did you hear weed Man Hippie Ace the Annual eye Exam?
• 37:54
  Speaker 7: Wow? Cool?
• 37:55
  Speaker 2: Yeah, nobody got higher than him. That's Tom from Indiana?
• 37:59
  Speaker 2: Who sent that one in?
• 38:00
  Speaker 1: Who is? Who is weed Man? Hibby's favorite wrestler of
• 38:03
  Speaker 1: all time?
• 38:05
  Speaker 2: Stoned Cold Steve Austin, Come on to obvious Darryl Darryl
• 38:11
  Speaker 2: the Ozarks. If we meant, if we meant Hibby was
• 38:13
  Speaker 2: the president, what would they impeach him for?
• 38:17
  Speaker 1: What? High crimes and misdemeanors?
• 38:22
  Speaker 2: That's Surfer Todd the Comedian, the lame joke Rider of
• 38:26
  Speaker 2: the year, Surfer Toby Comedian. What did weed Man do
• 38:29
  Speaker 2: to make people look up to him?
• 38:31
  Speaker 1: What he stood on the roof?
• 38:33
  Speaker 2: That's Eric in Kansas. Now, Noah tells me, I didn't
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: know this. Apparently weed Man's into b D S M.
• 38:42
  Speaker 1: Is that true? Weed Man?
• 38:43
  Speaker 7: Wow?
• 38:44
  Speaker 1: I know?
• 38:45
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's bongs doobies smoking in marijuana.
• 38:48
  Speaker 1: That's all that.
• 38:51
  Speaker 2: Did you hear that weed Man Hipby got hired as
• 38:53
  Speaker 2: a motorcycle cop in l A W. Yeah, your new
• 38:58
  Speaker 2: nickname is weed Man Chippy. That's from George and Uvaldi.
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: What happened to weed Man when he was hungry in
• 39:07
  Speaker 2: the park? What he started eating all the grass? That's
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: michaeh Leprechaun. Why did why did Nick the Wendy's guy
• 39:18
  Speaker 2: get divorced from his wife? Why because of a bacon
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: eater and she was a bit frosty.
• 39:25
  Speaker 1: That's an anthony. Who do Blind Sophie and whoopee Pie Blair?
• 39:31
  Speaker 1: What are they hav in common? What they have to
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: ask their mommy for permission to go out.
• 39:36
  Speaker 2: That's Noah in Austin who said that one fank your
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: weed man.
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: There you go, be well weed Man. Every weekend there's
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: weed Man Hippie