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What's Eating U?! S2 Bonus: Behind The Scenes, Bloopers & Worms · What's Eating U?!

• 0:00
  Sam: Ooh, we're talking.
• 0:01
  Sam: Talking about what's eating you.
• 0:04
  Sam: Talking about what's eating you.
• 0:07
  Sam: Proudly brought to you by Rogers Hood Apothecary.
• 0:11
  Sam: Does it smell like farts in here?
• 0:17
  Speaker 10: Yeah.
• 0:17
  Speaker 10: Why?
• 0:18
  Speaker 10: Farts.
• 0:18
  Speaker 10: Why?
• 0:19
  Speaker 10: I don't know.
• 0:22
  Speaker 9: It's the mask.
• 0:23
  Speaker 9: The mask smells like farts.
• 0:25
  unknown: Oh my god!
• 0:27
  Speaker 4: First thing I thought, what are you putting in your anus and your vagina?
• 0:29
  Speaker 4: Three times a day.
• 0:31
  Speaker 4: She was using a vibrant.
• 0:33
  Speaker 4: She stopped using her vibrate.
• 0:34
  Speaker 4: Her diarrhea of eight years went away.
• 0:38
  Speaker 4: She has phones.
• 0:39
  Speaker 4: Her life changed.
• 0:40
  Speaker 4: She's a very worker.
• 0:43
  Speaker 4: But these are the kinds of things we should.
• 0:47
  Speaker 4: I don't say it to my own laugh.
• 0:48
  Speaker 4: I say it for a famous biohack.
• 0:50
  Speaker 4: You'd be surprised what you put in your body every day.
• 0:53
  unknown: Yeah.
• 0:54
  Speaker 4: Three times a day.
• 0:55
  Speaker 4: Do you have to use the vibrator, ladies?
• 0:57
  Speaker 4: Three times a day.
• 1:00
  Speaker 9: I took this in.
• 1:06
  Speaker 5: And the whole time I'm sorry on here.
• 1:08
  Speaker 5: So we're gonna have toilet noises.
• 1:12
  Speaker 9: You want to do it again?
• 1:14
  Sam: No.
• 1:14
  Sam: I'm keeping it in.
• 1:15
  Sam: No, I'm just kidding.
• 1:19
  Speaker 9: I just realized this.
• 1:21
  Speaker 9: I'm like, oh man, I was I flushed.
• 1:24
  Speaker 9: I mean, I peed and I flushed.
• 1:26
  Speaker 9: You can probably hear all of it.
• 1:27
  Sam: We can hear it.
• 1:27
  Speaker 9: Oh, we can hear a part if you let me.
• 1:32
  Speaker 9: I did not.
• 1:38
  Speaker 8: You're gonna have to like distract at me.
• 1:42
  Speaker 9: It's a weaver.
• 1:47
  Sam: Hilarious.
• 1:48
  Sam: Alright, go lay on the bed.
• 1:49
  Sam: Alright.
• 1:52
  Speaker 7: Right, that's what it is.
• 1:52
  Speaker 7: Welcome to Hot Girls Gillips Coffee.
• 1:57
  Sam: We love it.
• 1:58
  Sam: Hot girls get as mom will take it.
• 2:02
  Sam: Yes.
• 2:03
  Sam: Hot moms get it when you take it.
• 2:06
  Sam: If your pet has worms, should you also deworm?
• 2:12
  Sam: A million percent yes.
• 2:15
  Sam: And um definitely if you know your pet has worms.
• 2:18
  Sam: Okay, absolutely.
• 2:19
  Sam: Yes.
• 2:19
  Sam: Every, any and everyone who has a pet, a cat, a dog, a pig, a sheep, if they have worms and you've had to deworm them, please paraphy cleanse and deworm yourself.
• 2:32
  Speaker 5: Alright, I'm about to get them dressed and hop in.
• 2:34
  Speaker 5: So see y'all later.
• 2:35
  Speaker 5: Bye!
• 2:36
  Speaker 1: Just saying an OnlyFans video?
• 2:38
  Speaker 1: Nope.
• 2:42
  Speaker 2: Don't pass gas in here.
• 2:44
  Speaker 2: Oh, don't pass the gas.
• 2:55
  Speaker 8: Oh, hilarious.
• 2:58
  Speaker 10: Oh man, I'll make worms come out of people after they've met me.
• 3:01
  Speaker 10: I will.
• 3:04
  Speaker 10: You meet me, and all of a sudden someone's like, I don't feel very well.
• 3:07
  Speaker 10: And it's like, well, I have a cleanse for that.
• 3:10
  Speaker 1: Yes.
• 3:10
  Speaker 1: They smell me coming.
• 3:13
  Speaker 1: It's true.
• 3:14
  Sam: Have you done the paraphrase cleanse?
• 3:15
  Sam: Oh, yeah.
• 3:15
  Sam: Oh, you're on it now?
• 3:17
  Sam: Yeah, we chatted these a lot.
• 3:19
  Sam: Okay, yeah.
• 3:19
  Sam: Have you seen any worms?
• 3:21
  Speaker 1: I've yes.
• 3:22
  Speaker 1: Like, because I did an enema this morning, and it was like, after I did an enema, I like post-enema, I'm like, oh, it's all good now.
• 3:32
  Speaker 1: And I'm like, oh, I'm gonna TMI, but I was like, I'm gonna, you know, have some gas left over.
• 3:37
  Speaker 1: But it was like squiggly monsters.
• 3:46
  Speaker: I made a big joke when I first got here, Sam.
• 3:48
  Speaker: I said, oh my god, usually when I have friends in town, they're staying in La Jolla back in the day, we're like, let's go day drinking.
• 3:53
  Speaker: Nope, not today, right?
• 3:54
  Speaker: We're doing a podcast on your boobs.
• 3:57
  Speaker: And we're gonna old.
• 4:01
  Sam: Yeah, and we're like, hey camera, after we're done with the podcast, like, where can we go eat organic?
• 4:05
  Sam: And let's go walk on the beach.
• 4:06
  Sam: Let's take some wellness shots.
• 4:08
  Sam: Yes, yes.
• 4:10
  Speaker 3: A lot of people are like, hey, I I kind of like the privacy of like not looking you in the eye when I'm having when I'm releasing.
• 4:17
  Sam: Yeah, when I'm a vulnerable like thing you could be doing, you're like, uh, can you kind of hold it in?
• 4:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like your dog when they're like looking at you and pooping.
• 4:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I like that you I like that.
• 4:29
  Speaker 3: I can leave, you know.
• 4:30
  Sam: I love that you named your performance anxiety.
• 4:32
  Sam: It's so true.
• 4:34
  Sam: It's so funny.
• 4:35
  Speaker 3: Well, think of how many people don't go to the bathroom when they like go on their first vacation with their boyfriends or something like that.
• 4:40
  Speaker 3: You know?
• 4:41
  Speaker 3: Because they're like, I don't want to poop around other people.
• 4:43
  Sam: You're like sneaky and you go find one somewhere.
• 4:45
  Sam: Like, you know what I mean?
• 4:47
  Sam: To the lobby.
• 4:49
  Speaker 7: I'm going out.
• 4:50
  Sam: I'm gonna go smoke a cigarette and I'm not doing anything.
• 4:52
  Sam: I don't even smoke, yeah.
• 4:53
  Sam: I don't know if they're like, you smoke a cigarette.
• 4:55
  Sam: You guys are giving away all the girls' secrets for being just like oh my god! All right, we're good to go.
• 5:03
  Sam: Let's get her a hot mess, yes.
• 5:13
  Speaker 7: Any any amount we get done is gonna be a good one.
• 5:15
  Speaker 7: It's gonna be great.
• 5:16
  Speaker 7: We were gonna do so.
• 5:17
  Speaker 7: Oh, okay, we're good, we're getting good.
• 5:20
  Sam: Okay, here we go.
• 5:21
  Sam: All right, oh my god.
• 5:31
  Speaker 10: Okay, ready?
• 5:31
  Speaker 10: Okay, ready.
• 5:34
  Sam: Just wait for whatever that is.
• 5:36
  Sam: Who is that, Jared?
• 5:42
  Sam: Let's go.
• 5:47
  Speaker 8: Oh good say.
• 5:49
  Speaker 2: Good job, reflexes.
• 5:51
  Speaker 2: Yeah, no, no.
• 5:53
  Sam: Yeah, all right, okay, can we get ready?
• 5:55
  Sam: Got it.
• 5:56
  Sam: Hello, beautiful people.
• 6:00
  Sam: Thanks everyone.
• 6:02
  Sam: Oh my god.
• 6:06
  Sam: First of all, oh I usually use those few seconds.
• 6:12
  Sam: We'll see.
• 6:13
  Sam: We'll see.
• 6:13
  Sam: That'll be great.
• 6:14
  Sam: Yeah, it'll be great.
• 6:15
  Sam: It's very Christmassy too with this Christmas.
• 6:17
  Sam: So thank you so much for tuning in, and we'll see you guys next time.
• 6:22
  Sam: Bye.
• 6:27
  Speaker 2: Like and subscribe.
• 6:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 6:33
  Sam: Definitely anything top water, don't put up your nose.
• 6:36
  Sam: It goes straight, can go straight to your brain.
• 6:38
  Speaker 8: It just goes right to don't brush your teeth with it.
• 6:40
  Speaker 8: Don't wash your produce with it.
• 6:42
  Speaker 10: Don't use a bidane.
• 6:42
  Speaker 10: Yeah, don't use a bidang.
• 6:44
  Speaker 8: Don't be shooting worm water up your butt.
• 6:46
  Speaker 8: Thanks for thanks for drooping it out.
• 6:51
  Speaker 8: Totally, I feel like I got one caught on my lip gloss.
• 6:54
  Speaker 8: Oh my god, I got one on my butt.
• 6:56
  Sam: There was like one stuck on my lip gloss for a second.
• 6:58
  Sam: It hit my face, it was stuck here, and I kept I kept doing this, and I'm like, is it showing up on the camera?
• 7:03
  Sam: And I kept going like this.
• 7:04
  Sam: Oh my god, a bug got stuck in my lip gloss.
• 7:07
  Speaker 8: I had one go up my sleeve.
• 7:08
  Speaker 8: I went like this, you'll see it.
• 7:10
  Speaker 8: It'll fool out.
• 7:11
  Sam: There was all the scar and they were everywhere, man.
• 7:13
  Sam: Oh, there was show muscle.
• 7:14
  Sam: It was good.
• 7:15
  Sam: It was good.
• 7:16
  Sam: Good job.
• 7:17
  Sam: Woo!
• 7:20
  Speaker 7: Yay!
• 7:24
  unknown: Yay!
• 7:36
  Speaker 7: We don't have a lot of time anymore.
• 7:38
  Speaker 7: This is what our lives look like now.
• 7:41
  Speaker 7: Look, look, I'm doing this.
• 7:44
  Speaker 7: Breaking it up.
• 7:46
  Speaker 7: Like let me also feed you this beauty one.
• 7:51
  Speaker 7: Oh, here we go.
• 7:58
  Sam: Here we go.
• 7:59
  Sam: Talking about feeding you.