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No Cigars for Office Men | Son of a Boy Dad #361 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 1: Hey Son of a Boy Dad listeners. You can find
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  Speaker 2: Man, I'll tell you what, when you're hungry out there,
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  Speaker 5: Hairball wnt of goodies for himself for himself, shout out
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  Speaker 5: to to you this.
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  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, what the fuck, let's get this.
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  Speaker 1: Let's get this live on the show.
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  Speaker 3: I introduced you to touch Well.
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  Speaker 1: It's crazy. More Francis you like shower him with gifts
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  Speaker 1: and then he brings in gifts also for him.
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  Speaker 3: He brings in gifts from my friend.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: That I've been like, I've literally Harry said to you like, hey,
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  Speaker 3: here's this guy I want to connect you, and I
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  Speaker 3: told you we've been talking. Shut the fuck up, I did.
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  Speaker 3: That's insane, I said. I was like, we've already been already.
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  Speaker 5: I literally said, I think multiple times.
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  Speaker 3: Do you know why you were talking? No, because I
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  Speaker 3: said to him, I've got a guy for you to meet.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know about that. I know about him, thinks
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  Speaker 3: was already familiar. No, he wasn't. He didn't know he
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  Speaker 3: knew the face. He's oh you think he was? Oh,
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  Speaker 3: are you talking about that guy who sucks at video games?
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  Speaker 3: Is that what you mean?
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  Speaker 1: No, he's talking about the still photo from the fucking
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  Speaker 1: draft video.
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  Speaker 3: Oh that's who he I'm like, fucking yeah, people know
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  Speaker 3: the face. Actually, I kind of want to. I want
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  Speaker 3: to really prove this. This matters to me. Now what
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  Speaker 3: I'm going to see? At what point I said to
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  Speaker 3: Touche that he should look up you? Oh, I don't.
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  Speaker 3: We don't need to. I believe you.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's very clear it's not good enough, right, are
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  Speaker 1: we good?
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  Speaker 3: Yep? Already?
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  Speaker 5: Welcome back to the Son of the Boy Dad podcast today.
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  Speaker 5: It is December sixteenth, and we are here live from
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  Speaker 5: h Q Tralls.
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  Speaker 1: Last episode in HQ Trays of twenty twenty five for
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  Speaker 1: all three of us.
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  Speaker 3: Is it now?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Really, that's news. That's news.
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  Speaker 5: Frank frankness, I suppose I am ready for it.
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  Speaker 3: This is October twenty eighth, He goes, I might still
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  Speaker 3: be in Dallas on the date that we plan for
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  Speaker 3: he and I to play golf.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, we're good friends, is delt.
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  Speaker 3: We're doing a lock in where we all sleep in
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  Speaker 3: the same room in game twenty four to seven until
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  Speaker 3: we get to tenth prestige and the new cod Cod
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  Speaker 3: call of Duty. He wrote it in an under case.
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  Speaker 3: That's why I said cott new Cod. I said Cot.
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  Speaker 3: I mean I did the opposite of what you'd think
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  Speaker 3: you'd do there starts the thirteenth and undetermined how long
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  Speaker 3: it'll take. I go, Lol, that's incredible. You should invite Harry. Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Do you know that I advocate for you? I am.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know what you want me to say, and
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  Speaker 3: I'm always pushing you and talking. We talked about it,
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  Speaker 3: and that I'm always saying, Hey, this guy, this guy Harry.
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  Speaker 3: I'm I do what and Ron does this too, By
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  Speaker 3: the way, he's probably the best at it, gassing up friends. Yes, yes,
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  Speaker 3: he goes, Is that sass? Of course, sounds like he
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  Speaker 3: knew immediately? I go, yes. The fact that he doesn't
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  Speaker 3: know that your name is Harry, that blew up in
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  Speaker 3: your face. What do you mean he knew who I
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  Speaker 3: was immediately. He's asking for clarification? Would know that when
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  Speaker 3: I say Harry, No, the people that know me don't
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  Speaker 3: know my name, Harry. You're kidding, not even a little.
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  Speaker 3: I'm talking to a video gamer about a video game thing,
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  Speaker 3: and I say you should bring Harry and he has
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  Speaker 3: to clarify. Is that sass because he doesn't know my name? Yes?
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  Speaker 3: This is my point is that this is the first
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  Speaker 3: moment where he becomes aware of.
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  Speaker 5: View Okay, that's fine, and.
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  Speaker 3: Then later you tube connected on my overture, which was
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  Speaker 3: the whole genesis of this argument.
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  Speaker 5: Acknowledge over hypoh, I appreciate.
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  Speaker 1: It, Agnolia, char I broke the I broke the ice.
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  Speaker 3: You were trying to be like I've been with Toushe
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  Speaker 3: I've bent. We send each other shifts. Life was not. Yes,
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  Speaker 3: you did brought all this in to fucking mock me.
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  Speaker 5: For I brought it in because I wanted to open
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  Speaker 5: it up.
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  Speaker 3: It's a huge windfall. You had to do this in
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  Speaker 3: front of my face. Yes, presence from my friend that
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  Speaker 3: I introduced you too, who didn't even know.
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  Speaker 5: Your real numb to prom Touch does not fuck with
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  Speaker 5: you like that.
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  Speaker 3: I hate to.
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  Speaker 5: Should we call them no exactly because don't call touche.
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  Speaker 1: He's going to prove that you know is that you
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  Speaker 1: don't know is known to plume. You're not.
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  Speaker 3: You guys are not on a norn to plume basis.
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  Speaker 1: They really aren't. We might not be by any other name.
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  Speaker 5: Shout out to Touch though. For for these controllers, this
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  Speaker 5: is sick.
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  Speaker 1: I brought in something.
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  Speaker 5: Oh stogies really, Oh my god.
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  Speaker 1: It's the last episode.
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  Speaker 3: It's our last episode.
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  Speaker 1: In Person of the Year.
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  Speaker 3: Stogies.
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  Speaker 1: Today it's the last episode in Person of the Year.
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  Speaker 3: Oh my, I mean, god, damn it. Have you cleared
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  Speaker 3: this with people? Holiday day? The office is slammed.
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  Speaker 1: Show what God for a people?
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  Speaker 5: Rather just like you know, shoot Heroin or some ship.
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  Speaker 3: Stogies, there might be even more delto stuff.
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  Speaker 5: I can't believe you're just diving right into the stogy
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  Speaker 5: like that.
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  Speaker 3: Neither. We're gonna need to do the whole thing.
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  Speaker 5: We're gonna need to do the uh wells biting the
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  Speaker 5: bullet on this.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, it on Friday, no one was here.
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  Speaker 3: In the whole office.
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  Speaker 1: There's one guy here, yeah, named Tyler.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: I was like, what are you? What are you doing
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  Speaker 1: here on a Friday?
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  Speaker 3: Well, now I'm gonna take off the clothes I was
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  Speaker 3: planning to wear all day because I have to. What
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  Speaker 3: did Tyler say? He said?
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  Speaker 1: Uh, he said he's new. He said that he's new
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  Speaker 1: here and uh and uh. If people don't want us
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  Speaker 1: to smoke cigars, they have to they have to tell us.
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  Speaker 5: On Friday, on Friday in advance.
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  Speaker 1: Imperfect, all right, they have to show up on Friday
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  Speaker 1: to tell.
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  Speaker 5: Us what else you got in that bag.
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  Speaker 1: Stuff for the white elephant that you're not participating in,
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  Speaker 1: even though you usually could. Wow, what do you mean?
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  Speaker 7: Why?
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  Speaker 3: How?
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  Speaker 1: How? What is a white elephant? There's a sign of
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  Speaker 1: sheet that was sent out to your email.
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  Speaker 3: No I saw it.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly What do you mean? How should I not
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  Speaker 1: smoke this? If there's if it's going to be a problem.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, that's up to you. I mean you're already in.
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  Speaker 1: I know that's what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, I I've made this reference before. I feel
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  Speaker 3: like Casey Affleck and Goodwill Hunting when they when Ben
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  Speaker 3: and Matt get out to beat up the guy and
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  Speaker 3: he's like, you're going, You're fucking going. I don't want
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  Speaker 3: to go. I don't want to have a cigar eleven
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  Speaker 3: am before four and a half hour train ride to Boston.
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  Speaker 5: I haven't even eaten anything today.
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  Speaker 1: It's our last episode in Person of the year. I
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  Speaker 1: feel like we had a good year.
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  Speaker 3: I actually, I actually, yeah, well what I'm not far
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  Speaker 3: off from agreeing with Harry about I'd rather do Heroin?
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  Speaker 3: Can we switch it up at least from what horrible
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  Speaker 3: thing we do to set ourselves back medically?
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  Speaker 1: I think there's downstairs.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, when that went so well, that nasty. Do you
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  Speaker 3: want to just maybe tell people.
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  Speaker 1: I just we we don't have to smoke. We don't
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  Speaker 1: have to smoke.
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  Speaker 3: Let's just get hold of them.
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  Speaker 1: We'll just bite him for the look. We won't to
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  Speaker 1: light them. That's okay, that's okay, it's okay. We want
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  Speaker 1: smoke cigars. We want smoke cigars because the people who
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  Speaker 1: can't be bothered to show up to their jobs will
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  Speaker 1: have a problem with it on the one day a
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  Speaker 1: week that they show up, even though tomorrow is a
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  Speaker 1: holiday party and what do they celebrate.
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  Speaker 3: Mouth was like, wait, what we're not what do you think?
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  Speaker 3: Oh you already took it out.
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  Speaker 1: No, I put it out.
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  Speaker 3: I put it out. I put it out.
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  Speaker 1: Fuck the fuck the viewers right, Fuck the people that
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  Speaker 1: have been so invested in in uh the son of
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  Speaker 1: a board that podcast. No, no, Francis, Fritz, no, no, no.
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  Speaker 3: I don't want to talk to you boys.
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  Speaker 5: I don't call I don't call these shots. It's a
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  Speaker 5: contract year for me.
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  Speaker 1: So I put mine out. I put mine out. Mine's out.
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  Speaker 3: Now it's just Francis.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, No, they're gonna walk in and it's just gonna
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  Speaker 1: be Francis.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's gonna look a little weird too. People are
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  Speaker 5: gonna be like, why are you just smoking a cigar
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  Speaker 5: solo in here?
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  Speaker 3: Is that the uh a fam? All right? Are we
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  Speaker 3: lighting them up? No?
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  Speaker 1: No, no, you don't want to no no, no, no, no,
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  Speaker 1: no no no no.
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  Speaker 3: I feel like that was pretty minimal resistance overall. I'm
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  Speaker 3: surprised that all it took to thwart your well now, I'm.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, well that first hit didn't go down too soon.
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  Speaker 5: I love how you're laying down now. You broke out
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  Speaker 5: in a sweat.
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  Speaker 1: Nothing makes me happier than a cigar. I don't want
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  Speaker 1: to uh upset the company.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean I think the damage is done. To
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  Speaker 5: be honest, it fucking reeks.
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  Speaker 3: That's not true. No, I don't think the damage can continue.
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  Speaker 3: You think we can increase the damage.
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  Speaker 1: The damage will be done. I mean, yeah, if we
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  Speaker 1: had smoked it in here, it would thinking here for
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  Speaker 1: a week.
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  Speaker 3: But we won't be here though exactly. This is not
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  Speaker 3: a I don't think this is a once the seal
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  Speaker 3: is broken type thing. I think that the more you
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  Speaker 3: can put it it can really Yeah, emanate out there.
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  Speaker 1: There's a pool table right over here. Yeah, there's a
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  Speaker 1: pool table right there.
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  Speaker 3: You smoke? That is that the suggestion? Here? What are
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  Speaker 3: you thinking with the pool table?
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  Speaker 1: And then there's a brick of fucking twenty desks that
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  Speaker 1: are dead empty.
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  Speaker 3: They are Oh look go look actually.
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  Speaker 1: At that by the pool table. That old swath is
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  Speaker 1: dead empty.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Mhmm.
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  Speaker 1: No no no no no.
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  Speaker 5: No no no no no.
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  Speaker 7: No no no no.
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  Speaker 1: There's other there's other people here. There's meeting rooms left
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  Speaker 1: and right here.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, but this is just you know, this is how,
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  Speaker 5: this is how it should be. What you should smoke.
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  Speaker 5: You should be able to smoke as a gallar inside.
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  Speaker 3: You know. Did you get a haircut? I did? Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Did he really? Why I had in Dallas? I got
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  Speaker 3: a haircut? Oh nice? Woke up at like.
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  Speaker 5: At nine am, and I was like, I got to
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  Speaker 5: get rid of this now.
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  Speaker 3: Wow. Why I went to great clips? Folks over there?
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  Speaker 1: What was the inspiration?
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  Speaker 3: Why are you wearing your sunglasses so high on your head?
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  Speaker 3: I didn't even know I had those on still, to
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  Speaker 3: be honest, here they come.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, so it does not have focus.
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  Speaker 3: Actually amazing. I can't believe how well that works. He's here,
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  Speaker 3: He's actually here. It's like he's with us. This is phenomenal.
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  Speaker 5: Stogan Rogan smokes Stogy's on his show exactly.
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  Speaker 3: His people aren't complaining. I'm fairly sure that if we
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  Speaker 3: were making one hundred billion dollars a year for Barstool
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  Speaker 3: Live event least I would not come in here and
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  Speaker 3: be like, come on guys. Yeah, yeah, probably.
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  Speaker 1: Well that that's That's always been the truth of it
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  Speaker 1: is that we need the booking people. The booking people
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  Speaker 1: don't need.
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  Speaker 3: Us, true, true? Is that true? Though?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Do we need oh?
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  Speaker 1: Good point? Wow? Yeah, actually good point. Yeah, actually they
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  Speaker 1: do need us.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, Roan, seems like you're coming from blood today.
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  Speaker 5: I got a lot of problems with the inner workings
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  Speaker 5: of the company.
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  Speaker 1: I am coming from them off your chest. I am
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  Speaker 1: airing of the grievance.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, aired out going up and decided he wished he'd
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  Speaker 3: had girls.
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  Speaker 1: Nowhere that I was just telling Harry that I tried
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  Speaker 1: to go to uh Dyker Heights last night for the
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  Speaker 1: Diker Lights and uh and I was fucking terrified that
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  Speaker 1: I was going to get the are late because all
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  Speaker 1: I see online is I read about people fucking having
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  Speaker 1: to walk a mile just to get to them, and
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  Speaker 1: it being freezing and that there's no parking and that's
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  Speaker 1: a huge fucking headache. So I was like like frantically
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  Speaker 1: scurrying to get over there. We got in. It was
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  Speaker 1: the wrong address that we went to, and I fucking
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  Speaker 1: took the first parking spot I saw, because I was like, fuck,
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  Speaker 1: we have to like take a parking spot while we
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  Speaker 1: have one, while we see one. And as we walk
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  Speaker 1: towards where all like the lights are, I passed maybe
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  Speaker 1: ten thousand parking spots that were open. Everybody had a
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  Speaker 1: parking spot open. It was fucking.
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  Speaker 5: Infuri The part of you think about going back getting
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  Speaker 5: the car, like just throwing on like be like, tell
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  Speaker 5: the wife and kids, let's stay here.
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  Speaker 3: I'll throw on the jets, get the car.
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  Speaker 1: I thought about it, but it was so slight that
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  Speaker 1: I was positive that i'd be. I couldn't like run.
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  Speaker 3: I would have fallen for sure, eaten shit.
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  Speaker 1: It would have been devastating.
• 15:53
  Speaker 3: And uh, did you have those boots on them? Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: I mean there's got some good traction to them, you think.
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  Speaker 7: So.
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  Speaker 5: I'll get some spikes in them.
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  Speaker 3: I have. You know, there's roan you'll know this. The
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  Speaker 3: sort of task of unloading the car after a long
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  Speaker 3: road trip, or loading the car and taking the heavy
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  Speaker 3: bags in from where the car is always false to
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  Speaker 3: the husband, of course. Of course, So I have friends.
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  Speaker 3: I have a friends specifically who's a pretty meager guy.
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  Speaker 3: He's pretty, he's pretty, sort of small.
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  Speaker 1: And now sass is coming from blud.
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  Speaker 3: No, not something fortnoy. He's strong.
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  Speaker 5: I wasn't even referenced. I was referencing the phone call
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  Speaker 5: about the cigars.
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  Speaker 3: I see, I see.
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  Speaker 5: No, you were calling I was not calling small in
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  Speaker 5: a contract year.
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  Speaker 1: No, I'm not called.
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  Speaker 3: No. But I have a buddy, and he's married to
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  Speaker 3: a woman who has When they would travel, she'll she's
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  Speaker 3: bringing serious luggage. Yeah, And I honestly don't understand how
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  Speaker 3: he survives it. I don't know how he is equipped
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  Speaker 3: physically to be the husband in that situation. M M.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not you have to train for it.
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  Speaker 3: It's hard. I mean, I think he probably shares the duty.
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  Speaker 3: I think she's just as much the mule as he
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  Speaker 3: is is with with the luggage.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, man, maybe they have someone coming, like you know,
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  Speaker 5: with like like where like a hotel or what are
• 17:42
  Speaker 5: we talking here?
• 17:43
  Speaker 3: Airport? You pull your car up after you're.
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  Speaker 5: Away for we getting in the house.
• 17:48
  Speaker 3: Getting into the house, you have to unload the car.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, I mean how small is this man? Small?
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  Speaker 5: He can't handle like just a regular suitcase.
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  Speaker 3: Probably he's probably five ten.
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  Speaker 1: And he got it. No, but I meant faith in him.
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  Speaker 3: Dude, that's a hot girl, those really hot girl dimensions.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's like an athletics, that's like an equestrian.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, but for a guy, those are uncomfortable, not
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  Speaker 3: the best. I mean, no offense to the our five
• 18:26
  Speaker 3: tier boy one listeners out there. He doesn't listen. He's successful.
• 18:30
  Speaker 3: He's gonna hear it.
• 18:31
  Speaker 5: I mean, you're talking, they're talking a lot of shit
• 18:33
  Speaker 5: on him, though. You're saying his wife has to bring
• 18:35
  Speaker 5: in the luggage.
• 18:36
  Speaker 1: She called her a mule. I mean, but I totally
• 18:41
  Speaker 1: get it. I mean the limit sorry, go ahead, now,
• 18:45
  Speaker 1: the limit on on on shuitcases at the airport's fifty pounds,
• 18:50
  Speaker 1: and they're regularly putting sixty in there.
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, oh yeah, so he's as.
• 18:54
  Speaker 1: A one to forty guy has to be at least
• 18:57
  Speaker 1: a deadlift or a squat of of of the one of.
• 19:00
  Speaker 5: The If you're one forty, you can roll sixty pounds.
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: That's not that's not the issue. It's the all the
• 19:07
  Speaker 3: loose stuff that doesn't roll, especially if you want the
• 19:11
  Speaker 3: dumbbells in the back of the car. Got you got
• 19:14
  Speaker 3: a baby and the and the wife is probably gonna
• 19:16
  Speaker 3: take the baby right, Yeah, and then it's and he's
• 19:19
  Speaker 3: stuck with fucking bags. Loose bags. Yeah, shoulder bags, four
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: shoulder bags. You end up looking like a Christmas tree. Yeah,
• 19:28
  Speaker 3: but you know, like stuff draped over every and then
• 19:30
  Speaker 3: you have to go park the car so you can't
• 19:31
  Speaker 3: really be away that long.
• 19:33
  Speaker 5: Oh, I guess you're talking in the city. Yeah, it
• 19:35
  Speaker 5: makes sense. I just know when I when everyone whenever
• 19:38
  Speaker 5: I'm bringing it in, I'm taking everything in one trip.
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: No matter what, no matter what.
• 19:44
  Speaker 3: Same. I used to love doing that.
• 19:46
  Speaker 5: My mom would call me down and be like, you
• 19:47
  Speaker 5: gotta get to bring the groceries inside.
• 19:49
  Speaker 3: You feel like forty five bags it once, dragging them
• 19:53
  Speaker 3: through you feel like a god. Yeah.
• 19:55
  Speaker 1: Yeah, shoulders just rip off your body.
• 19:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah, and you know, like I know, I knew my
• 20:00
  Speaker 5: mom was pissed because she was hoping that was going
• 20:02
  Speaker 5: to take me longer to do.
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: Why a chore? What's she doing? Well? She was waiting
• 20:07
  Speaker 3: for because it's just a chore, you know.
• 20:09
  Speaker 1: Well, she wants to get him off the sticks for
• 20:10
  Speaker 1: just a second.
• 20:11
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, that's like a.
• 20:13
  Speaker 1: Sliver of daylight for him. Would probably like change his biology.
• 20:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I didn't play as much video games when I
• 20:18
  Speaker 5: was When I was growing up, you were sewing. I
• 20:20
  Speaker 5: was sewing too busy in the knitting and sewing. You
• 20:24
  Speaker 5: were in the knitting circle.
• 20:26
  Speaker 3: Flying. For your Twitter career.
• 20:28
  Speaker 5: Flying, yes, traveling quite often to tweet.
• 20:33
  Speaker 1: You can't tweet it locally statically, especially when there's the
• 20:36
  Speaker 1: geo tag on it. Now you need to have a
• 20:39
  Speaker 1: little bit of variance in.
• 20:40
  Speaker 3: Your Yeah, what is with that new geo tag?
• 20:42
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 20:43
  Speaker 3: I don't fuck with that at all.
• 20:45
  Speaker 5: Why they're like asking me if I want to like
• 20:48
  Speaker 5: tag like the neighborhood that I'm in, like where I live.
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: Everybody knows where you live, dude.
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: Now, Harry, sometimes, without realizing it, I sit the exact
• 20:57
  Speaker 3: same way that you do. Well, it's a pretty common position.
• 21:00
  Speaker 3: It's not that common. I think it's decently clasping hands
• 21:02
  Speaker 3: around left knee over right knee.
• 21:05
  Speaker 1: It's a mirroring thing. It's like psychological. It must be
• 21:08
  Speaker 1: if you if you mirrors how somebody sits. Yeah, that
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: is like a deference.
• 21:14
  Speaker 3: It's like a yawn when someone else.
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: It's deep.
• 21:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah, crossing the legs is a little contagious.
• 21:20
  Speaker 3: You're a taste maker here, you're a taste maker. I
• 21:22
  Speaker 3: know you're a trendsetter. I know.
• 21:24
  Speaker 1: Sometimes I'll catch myself crossing, and then I'll conspicuously uncrossed
• 21:28
  Speaker 1: because I want to make sure that I'm projecting masculine
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: energy and like a widespread confidence, even not I don't
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: even fuld my hands over.
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: My lap, No, no need.
• 21:38
  Speaker 5: I just really want people to know I'm here, really
• 21:42
  Speaker 5: going anywhere.
• 21:43
  Speaker 3: Do you want to show us what you got there?
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: Your presence?
• 21:46
  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, I mean that this is DEALT two shooked
• 21:48
  Speaker 5: it up with some scuffs.
• 21:50
  Speaker 3: This is like when a dog brings you its toys,
• 21:52
  Speaker 3: all the toys from its basket. I've been waiting. Well,
• 21:55
  Speaker 3: this is like when it look look at all the
• 21:58
  Speaker 3: things I have.
• 21:58
  Speaker 1: This is like when a cat brings like he sent
• 22:01
  Speaker 1: it to the office.
• 22:02
  Speaker 3: I didn't.
• 22:02
  Speaker 5: I didn't bring it. Wasn't like he sent it to
• 22:04
  Speaker 5: my house and I brought it in.
• 22:05
  Speaker 3: Like you're not giving me that. You just want me
• 22:08
  Speaker 3: to know you have it?
• 22:09
  Speaker 5: I got today he sent me to. But I mean,
• 22:13
  Speaker 5: you guys don't really have any use for them.
• 22:14
  Speaker 3: Is that a good stick there? Yeah? Really? Pals? Wow?
• 22:20
  Speaker 5: Mouse click mouse click triggers?
• 22:22
  Speaker 3: How much is that? I'm not sure I'm going to
• 22:27
  Speaker 3: have that one. That one's mine.
• 22:28
  Speaker 1: No, it doesn't have any decent impact shock.
• 22:32
  Speaker 5: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa whoa.
• 22:34
  Speaker 1: Oh wow, it really does.
• 22:36
  Speaker 5: Those actually do break very easily, So go easy on it.
• 22:40
  Speaker 5: Give it to me dropping it? Why are you trying
• 22:43
  Speaker 5: it on the.
• 22:44
  Speaker 1: Ground to see what kind of shocks it has?
• 22:46
  Speaker 5: Snap that cigar and half in front of your face.
• 22:51
  Speaker 3: It really is mouse clicks on every button? Yeah, is
• 22:54
  Speaker 3: that something people like? Yeah? You want that? That costs more?
• 22:58
  Speaker 3: The fastest reaction time.
• 22:59
  Speaker 1: Fast this reaction, fastest reaction or you know you're doing it.
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: You don't have to double click?
• 23:04
  Speaker 5: Yeah, exactly. Paddles, Yeah, pads are on the back.
• 23:07
  Speaker 1: Give that a drop. Drop it's actually.
• 23:11
  Speaker 3: Really don't drop. I think, yeah, you can drop it
• 23:13
  Speaker 3: on there. I don't care.
• 23:15
  Speaker 5: Oh Jesus Christ, and see that coming.
• 23:19
  Speaker 3: All right, pick it up, give it back to me.
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: You could just get it.
• 23:22
  Speaker 3: Just have him jokes another one. Jokes are over.
• 23:24
  Speaker 5: Let's go hand it back. This is crazy to treat.
• 23:29
  Speaker 5: And you said this was your friend.
• 23:32
  Speaker 3: All I said was that I was friends with them first,
• 23:34
  Speaker 3: and I set up your friendship. Give it back. You
• 23:38
  Speaker 3: don't have three of these that I could juggle, do
• 23:40
  Speaker 3: you know?
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: He he, You must juggle it with the pheasant and
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: a stogie.
• 23:46
  Speaker 3: Run, they say, And a lot of people don't know
• 23:48
  Speaker 3: this that if you don't have a hacky sack, all right,
• 23:52
  Speaker 3: stock controller is the next best thing.
• 23:55
  Speaker 1: Really, yeah, it really is. Yes, the kids the state
• 24:02
  Speaker 1: schools are just kicking around controllers back and forth.
• 24:05
  Speaker 3: This is I mean, that was just I've never seen
• 24:08
  Speaker 3: anything like that.
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: Did any did any harm come show?
• 24:10
  Speaker 3: The show might be coming to an end?
• 24:12
  Speaker 1: Did any harm come to it?
• 24:13
  Speaker 3: That just crossed all the lines?
• 24:14
  Speaker 1: Nothing happened to it.
• 24:16
  Speaker 3: We'll see when I plug it in.
• 24:18
  Speaker 5: What do you mean it's probably broken already? How would
• 24:21
  Speaker 5: it be broken because you guys were smashing it around
• 24:23
  Speaker 5: and throwing it and dropping it on the ground.
• 24:27
  Speaker 1: Isn't that what people do with their controllers when they're frustrated?
• 24:29
  Speaker 3: No, maybe when you're six years old, dude, You know,
• 24:33
  Speaker 3: you know when you test a car, right, a new car,
• 24:36
  Speaker 3: you have to run it through a crash. We're preparing
• 24:40
  Speaker 3: for the worst case in herey, Yeah, because you're not
• 24:43
  Speaker 3: always just going to be sweetly tapping away. You really are, though, No, yeah,
• 24:48
  Speaker 3: not you, not the way I know you.
• 24:50
  Speaker 1: What if you play on a plane and there's turbulence.
• 24:52
  Speaker 3: What's gonna happen? What would the turbulence do.
• 24:56
  Speaker 1: Shakes it out of your hand, smacks into the ceiling,
• 24:58
  Speaker 1: fucking knocks out a flight A the turbulence that I.
• 25:01
  Speaker 5: Have much bigger worries than the state of my controller, exactly.
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: And you don't want to have that be the thing
• 25:06
  Speaker 1: that you're fucking stressing out. You should worry about your life.
• 25:09
  Speaker 5: Yeah, can you just show us? You don't have to
• 25:11
  Speaker 5: give it to us, but show us what else you got.
• 25:13
  Speaker 5: It's just another one. It's another one, the same color scheme,
• 25:16
  Speaker 5: different design, you know, this one's a little bit different.
• 25:19
  Speaker 3: I think this one is I might say optic on it. Yeah,
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: that's so. That's dope, dude. And this one's sick. I
• 25:26
  Speaker 3: mean they're both sick. Here in a million years, not
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: happening become your favorite one.
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: Come come, come coming out like them both what about
• 25:35
  Speaker 1: that third one over there?
• 25:36
  Speaker 3: Oh, that's a case, O got it?
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: That was the case for And what about those two?
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: Those are the boxes? Those are the box and what
• 25:41
  Speaker 1: was in that big box?
• 25:42
  Speaker 3: That was all of this?
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: Okay, God, it's just controllers and a bog down in
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: the valley.
• 25:49
  Speaker 3: Hey, the box in the box, box in the valley.
• 25:53
  Speaker 3: It would have been I didn't know he was going
• 25:55
  Speaker 3: to send me to you know what? A surprise?
• 25:58
  Speaker 5: Well, probably one of his ones, probably for Francis, but
• 26:00
  Speaker 5: frances doesn't have a console.
• 26:01
  Speaker 3: Well, there's a reason they call him dow Too, del too.
• 26:06
  Speaker 3: That's good, that's funny.
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: God, that's fucking funny. You stepped on the cigar? You're
• 26:12
  Speaker 1: a scumbag? Oh no, fumbag? What the hell? All this
• 26:16
  Speaker 1: shit about me fucking end up under my shoes? Who
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: put this dog shit here? That's fucking so disrespectful.
• 26:30
  Speaker 5: Do you like how a cigar you can kind of
• 26:31
  Speaker 5: just peel it back and then you just get the
• 26:33
  Speaker 5: raw and then you ruin it.
• 26:35
  Speaker 3: You still smoke this, I mean it starts to it
• 26:37
  Speaker 3: feels like you're smoking at fast.
• 26:44
  Speaker 1: Have you guys ever been into that cigar store across
• 26:46
  Speaker 1: the street. Yeah, yeah, it feels like you're in like
• 26:50
  Speaker 1: nineteen forties Cuba in there.
• 26:51
  Speaker 3: They're not selling the best stuff in there at all, but.
• 26:53
  Speaker 1: The guys are. There's like four guys who are working
• 26:56
  Speaker 1: hand hand rolling like they're factory workers.
• 26:58
  Speaker 3: I think they're selling the best, the best.
• 27:01
  Speaker 1: They're like hand rolling it right in front and that.
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: But it's good enough for them, because today I watched
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: two guys. One of them had like a short that
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: he was smoking, and the other one rolled it up
• 27:10
  Speaker 1: and fucking I watched him light it up right in
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: front of us, the same stuff they're selling. So it's
• 27:14
  Speaker 1: good enough for them to smoke.
• 27:16
  Speaker 3: Bros.
• 27:17
  Speaker 5: Yeah, what what what do you think like the what's
• 27:19
  Speaker 5: the priceiest cigar that that they could buy.
• 27:21
  Speaker 1: That you could buy over there?
• 27:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 27:23
  Speaker 1: Or period period, I guess. I mean there's definitely four
• 27:26
  Speaker 1: figure cigars out there.
• 27:27
  Speaker 3: Oh more probably, but it's like wine. Yeah, I think
• 27:33
  Speaker 3: it's just crazy to me. You get like aged cigars
• 27:36
  Speaker 3: that were limited run. You probably buy cigars that were
• 27:40
  Speaker 3: of the private collection of Fidel Castro. Yeah, yeah, confiscated
• 27:45
  Speaker 3: you know, and some coup or something like that. There's
• 27:49
  Speaker 3: one point four million on a.
• 27:51
  Speaker 1: Cigar you could just have a house or like twenty
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: minutes of pleasure.
• 27:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean that's deep one hour. That's how to
• 28:00
  Speaker 3: budget personally. Some years ago, there was a a collection
• 28:07
  Speaker 3: of wine that had been in casks or something like that,
• 28:11
  Speaker 3: maybe even glass, big glass bottles that had gone down
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: with a shipwreck to the bottom of the ocean and
• 28:21
  Speaker 3: were recovered many many years later, maybe even decades or
• 28:24
  Speaker 3: hundreds of years later by divers. And then those went
• 28:28
  Speaker 3: to auction, and they'd been part of some you know,
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: king's collection coming over from Spain or something like that.
• 28:34
  Speaker 3: Pretty sick and I think they were the highest sold,
• 28:36
  Speaker 3: and they were preserved because the temperature of the ocean
• 28:41
  Speaker 3: had had I'm sorry I said they were probably pretty wet. No,
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: I think they were kept air tight.
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: Yeah, you're ready to be a dad.
• 28:51
  Speaker 3: There. But there was no way. This is the thing though, right,
• 28:54
  Speaker 3: You couldn't confirm that the wine hadn't spoiled before you
• 28:58
  Speaker 3: bought it. Oh yeah, And so the question then becomes,
• 29:02
  Speaker 3: are you going to drink this or are you just
• 29:03
  Speaker 3: going to tell people the story of the algae covered
• 29:07
  Speaker 3: bottle that you've got in your aquarium.
• 29:10
  Speaker 1: Yeah, never drink that.
• 29:12
  Speaker 3: No, I don't think so.
• 29:13
  Speaker 1: That sounds like absolutely trash. So there's no way that's
• 29:16
  Speaker 1: going to be an enjoyable, not drinking experience.
• 29:19
  Speaker 3: Oh and is there any chance that you could look
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: up sort of the real strokes of that story. I
• 29:23
  Speaker 3: mean that sounded like more like a tale.
• 29:26
  Speaker 1: No, that's a true thing that's fresh out of Canterbury.
• 29:30
  Speaker 3: Hmm huh. The wine shipwreck story that sold for how
• 29:40
  Speaker 3: much expensive?
• 29:42
  Speaker 1: Expensive wine shipwrecks.
• 29:43
  Speaker 3: Those are going to be keywords there, wine.
• 29:47
  Speaker 5: Expensive story story.
• 29:53
  Speaker 3: One hundred and sixty eight bottles found at the bottom
• 29:56
  Speaker 3: of the Baltic Sea. It was champagne, not wine. Interest flat.
• 30:01
  Speaker 3: It's happened a couple.
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: Of times, at which point they might be sinking these
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: cruise ships on purpose, just.
• 30:10
  Speaker 3: To up the value of the champagne.
• 30:12
  Speaker 1: Yeah, cruise ships do go down with anything.
• 30:15
  Speaker 3: I know, Holy fun.
• 30:16
  Speaker 5: Do you guys think, Yeah, never think about how much
• 30:19
  Speaker 5: this wine could be worth if we sunk to the bottom.
• 30:22
  Speaker 1: If there's a tail, it's like art.
• 30:24
  Speaker 3: It's like an art thief exactly. It is the deep
• 30:29
  Speaker 3: cold that preserves it. Well, that is interesting, Okay, I
• 30:31
  Speaker 3: like that at least one of my strokes is right. Yeah,
• 30:35
  Speaker 3: you nailed it. You nailed the deep Cold pretty good
• 30:37
  Speaker 3: about that.
• 30:38
  Speaker 1: Old Champagne sounds like, asked too, though, I don't know
• 30:41
  Speaker 1: unless it's unless it's the best of the best Champagne Francis.
• 30:44
  Speaker 1: I'm not enjoying it.
• 30:45
  Speaker 3: I'm not a I'm not a champagne guy.
• 30:47
  Speaker 5: What if it's coming from the bottom of the sea,
• 30:49
  Speaker 5: it's been preserved by the cold sea.
• 30:51
  Speaker 1: I don't know. That doesn't the deep cold? Oh my,
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: that submerges one on purpose and shipwrecks.
• 31:02
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they're called China and they use torpedoes. That's crazy
• 31:10
  Speaker 3: in the China Sea. So it's all a facade. It's
• 31:13
  Speaker 3: all a scam. I'm sorry, Hey, that's crazy.
• 31:20
  Speaker 1: I heard somebody disparaging Lake Erie yesterday saying it was
• 31:24
  Speaker 1: the fake lake that is like the outlier of the
• 31:28
  Speaker 1: of the Great Lakes, that like doesn't have any of
• 31:30
  Speaker 1: the characteristics of the rest of the Great Lakes. It's
• 31:32
  Speaker 1: not nearly as deep. It's not like it's like the outlier.
• 31:36
  Speaker 1: There's like a line of all the lakes in Canada
• 31:41
  Speaker 1: are on one line because of like of the glaciers,
• 31:44
  Speaker 1: and for whatever reason, Lake Erie is like the black sheep.
• 31:47
  Speaker 3: Do you guys have a favorite of the Great Lakes.
• 31:49
  Speaker 3: We were talking about the Great Lakes yesterday.
• 31:51
  Speaker 1: Michigan.
• 31:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Michigan probably. I'm gonna go Ontario really if I've
• 31:56
  Speaker 3: ever seen that one. Well, we had a camp, a
• 31:58
  Speaker 3: small camp up on on On Lake, Ontario when I
• 32:01
  Speaker 3: was a kid.
• 32:03
  Speaker 1: We still do, but we don't go the camp. What
• 32:07
  Speaker 1: do you mean that's like so that's what Bernie Sanders said.
• 32:11
  Speaker 3: Camp. We had no electricity. Oh I see, and like
• 32:15
  Speaker 3: there was an outhouse.
• 32:16
  Speaker 1: I thought you meant it was like a camp like concentration. Yeah,
• 32:21
  Speaker 1: internment right for the Japanese where you kept Japanese just
• 32:26
  Speaker 1: until the war was over, just to make sure they
• 32:29
  Speaker 1: weren't up to anything. Yeah, that's sick. What what what's
• 32:36
  Speaker 1: the characteristics of that lake?
• 32:39
  Speaker 3: Deep in line with the other lakes up in Canada.
• 32:44
  Speaker 3: I think those are the main things I would say
• 32:47
  Speaker 3: about it. Huge, humongoe, absolutely enormous. It was great. It
• 32:54
  Speaker 3: was on this near this town called Deborah, which was
• 32:58
  Speaker 3: spelled d E s b e are at s desber Rats,
• 33:02
  Speaker 3: but you don't pronounce much of it. And then our
• 33:06
  Speaker 3: camp was called Windmill because we had an old abandoned
• 33:09
  Speaker 3: windmill on the on the island great revamped it. Well.
• 33:14
  Speaker 3: When I was a kid, it was amazing.
• 33:15
  Speaker 1: You guys still own the land.
• 33:17
  Speaker 3: That's cool. I mean it's worth twenty thousand dollars.
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's on land on the lake. I bet it's
• 33:24
  Speaker 1: worth more than that.
• 33:25
  Speaker 3: I don't think so. Man, this place flipping that fucking remote.
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: No, let's get up there and build on it.
• 33:30
  Speaker 3: Hell yeah, let's build some more windmills. You had to
• 33:33
  Speaker 3: take a flight to Toronto and then you took a
• 33:37
  Speaker 3: puddle jumper to Sue Saint Marie and then you drove
• 33:40
  Speaker 3: an hour. Wow, the holders marina which is going out
• 33:44
  Speaker 3: of business, so we had to like bail help them
• 33:47
  Speaker 3: stay aflow because there was literally no other way to
• 33:48
  Speaker 3: get to your home if the marina went out. Yeah,
• 33:53
  Speaker 3: that's tough.
• 33:53
  Speaker 1: And they're not doing marinas.
• 33:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean it was like the place of my
• 33:57
  Speaker 3: child that when we would drive for me and it
• 33:59
  Speaker 3: was twenty two hours.
• 34:01
  Speaker 1: Jesus, Yeah, I feel like it's right there. Twenty two hours.
• 34:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's way. It's west of Toronto. So Maine to
• 34:10
  Speaker 3: Toronto is like sixteen it is Maine to Toronto. Yeah,
• 34:15
  Speaker 3: I think so.
• 34:15
  Speaker 5: I thought that would be like five.
• 34:17
  Speaker 3: You think Maine to Quebec, Maine. De Montreal is not
• 34:20
  Speaker 3: that bad. But Main to Main's a pretty big state.
• 34:24
  Speaker 1: Toronto feels like it's right there.
• 34:26
  Speaker 3: But east coast of Maine to Toronto it was a
• 34:31
  Speaker 3: long way, and then it might have been twelve to
• 34:34
  Speaker 3: Toronto ten, but then it was another ten from there
• 34:36
  Speaker 3: to the Siue. You want to know how Sue Saint
• 34:39
  Speaker 3: Marie is spelled, tell us s a U l t
• 34:44
  Speaker 3: is Sue. That's how they pronounce.
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: This is absolutely fucking beautiful up here.
• 34:50
  Speaker 3: Well, yeah, but the lakebra nicer. The lake is great.
• 34:56
  Speaker 1: I mean, we should be summering in Deborah.
• 34:58
  Speaker 3: We can go up there. I gotta get out there,
• 35:00
  Speaker 3: a lottle lake, a lot of lake bass. He could
• 35:02
  Speaker 3: be there by tomorrow.
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  Speaker 1: Do you think if we chartered a plane from Teeterborough
• 35:09
  Speaker 1: we could get right there? Got to be able to write.
• 35:12
  Speaker 3: We could. Yeah, we could get to the suit direct.
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  Speaker 1: How much do you think that that would cost us
• 35:16
  Speaker 1: thirty grand I?
• 35:17
  Speaker 3: We're traveling across the Canadian border drive, I don't know,
• 35:21
  Speaker 3: probably a little more, probably the north of that, maybe
• 35:24
  Speaker 3: maybe fifty.
• 35:25
  Speaker 5: What about what about Aubrey, you think he could let us,
• 35:27
  Speaker 5: he could hook us up bro does on me a favor, Broun.
• 35:31
  Speaker 3: Is there a world where we could ever tour his
• 35:33
  Speaker 3: plane tour Drake's Plain?
• 35:35
  Speaker 1: Yeah, of course, of course we could probably do it
• 35:41
  Speaker 1: this calendar year.
• 35:42
  Speaker 3: I don't need to go up in the air. I
• 35:45
  Speaker 3: just want to walk around.
• 35:46
  Speaker 5: At sure, i'd really I want to tour the house.
• 35:49
  Speaker 3: I want the plane.
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: No, let's do that too.
• 35:51
  Speaker 3: You think these are possibilities, see parks the plane in
• 35:54
  Speaker 3: the driveway, so we can kill two birds with one stone.
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  Speaker 3: Does he have his own like his own you know?
• 35:59
  Speaker 1: Of course, probably has. A couple probably has one here
• 36:02
  Speaker 1: when they're one Turks one La when Toronto.
• 36:05
  Speaker 5: Are you allowed to have your own landing like your
• 36:07
  Speaker 5: own landing strip? Or do you need like your own
• 36:09
  Speaker 5: air for traffic control and all that too?
• 36:12
  Speaker 1: No, you can. I saw a video this weekend of
• 36:14
  Speaker 1: somebody who uh went to a restaurant in Alaska and
• 36:19
  Speaker 1: then just like flew their plane on the like took
• 36:22
  Speaker 1: off from the highway.
• 36:24
  Speaker 3: I swear to god, I think I saw that video.
• 36:26
  Speaker 3: That's insane.
• 36:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but it's actually like an Alaska thing.
• 36:30
  Speaker 3: Was it like a Sesna? Yeah?
• 36:31
  Speaker 1: Yeah, But like John Travolta has his own runway in
• 36:34
  Speaker 1: his backyard.
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  Speaker 3: Really, but that's in like Wyoming. You gotta be real remote.
• 36:39
  Speaker 5: Yeah, like what if what if you had a place
• 36:41
  Speaker 5: like in in in mon talk.
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  Speaker 3: No, you can't just land a plane. The airspace is
• 36:47
  Speaker 3: too busy. Yeah, I guess that makes sense. You're talking
• 36:49
  Speaker 3: about competing with La Guardia and JFK.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, but I would just be like, hey, guys, I'm
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  Speaker 5: keeping it low, don't worry about me.
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  Speaker 1: I was watching a time lapse of Hartsfield down in Atlanta. Yeah,
• 37:01
  Speaker 1: busiest airport in the United States. Bam bam, bam, bam bam.
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  Speaker 1: Flights are landing.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah busy.
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  Speaker 5: It's busy as hell out there. What do they call
• 37:12
  Speaker 5: it the string city?
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  Speaker 3: They do not.
• 37:16
  Speaker 5: Now there's some weird name for it because of all
• 37:18
  Speaker 5: the highways and stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Uh the did you see about that? Uh that may
• 37:23
  Speaker 1: day on the United flight?
• 37:25
  Speaker 3: No? I didn't.
• 37:26
  Speaker 1: They had to immediately turn around. I think they were
• 37:28
  Speaker 1: leaving from like DC or something.
• 37:29
  Speaker 3: Why, some guy dropped a controller and it bounced all
• 37:32
  Speaker 3: the way, knocked the pilot out. Yeah, got stuck under
• 37:36
  Speaker 3: his foot pedal and plane just immediately went into a
• 37:40
  Speaker 3: nose dive.
• 37:42
  Speaker 1: Thank god, they landed it.
• 37:43
  Speaker 5: Why why did they have to may day? And I'm
• 37:46
  Speaker 5: not I mean, I'm glad to hear that they made
• 37:48
  Speaker 5: it safe. I mean that's remarkable effort from the United pilots.
• 37:52
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean them.
• 37:54
  Speaker 1: I didn't even really look into it. I just watched
• 37:55
  Speaker 1: the flight pattern go up and loop did he loop back?
• 37:58
  Speaker 1: It was fucking harrowing.
• 38:00
  Speaker 5: Because they, you know, the Delta pilots probably would have
• 38:01
  Speaker 5: been like, let's just go for it.
• 38:03
  Speaker 3: Fuck it, that.
• 38:04
  Speaker 1: Would have it never I mean, well, that's obviously it's
• 38:07
  Speaker 1: a technical issue on the plane. So like the pre
• 38:09
  Speaker 1: flight maintenance that you got, like you would complain about, oh,
• 38:12
  Speaker 1: take a fifteen extra minutes. I'm gonna fucking join Frontier
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  Speaker 1: Airlines for the rest of my life. I was like,
• 38:18
  Speaker 1: I was like, no, that that's a necessary evil.
• 38:21
  Speaker 3: There's a reason they call it loyalty in the airline industry.
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  Speaker 3: It means something to people like me and rown loyalty.
• 38:33
  Speaker 1: It's nice that there's even just a little bit of
• 38:35
  Speaker 1: cigar in the air. I honestly that like light musk
• 38:39
  Speaker 1: of cigar. I think we had the right amount, the
• 38:41
  Speaker 1: perfect amount.
• 38:42
  Speaker 5: It was definitely a good idea that I didn't take
• 38:44
  Speaker 5: any from the stomach is not in a good place.
• 38:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, no, what's going on this?
• 38:50
  Speaker 5: Oh no that I was just I was late, so
• 38:52
  Speaker 5: I had to, you know, use the bathroom and then
• 38:54
  Speaker 5: uh shed your.
• 38:55
  Speaker 1: Stuck on the toilet. Was stuck like a William Howard.
• 38:57
  Speaker 1: Was a situation.
• 38:59
  Speaker 5: It was a full like usually you're not stuck.
• 39:01
  Speaker 3: This was there was no choice.
• 39:03
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I've been stuck.
• 39:04
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there was.
• 39:05
  Speaker 5: There was zero chance I was getting up.
• 39:07
  Speaker 1: It's nasty to get stick. Yeah, I'm not done. My
• 39:10
  Speaker 1: body's telling me I'm not done, and there's more work
• 39:14
  Speaker 1: to do.
• 39:15
  Speaker 3: There's plenty of them.
• 39:16
  Speaker 1: What I get to do until the job's done.
• 39:19
  Speaker 5: One hit of that cigar, I would have been going
• 39:20
  Speaker 5: straight to the bathroom.
• 39:22
  Speaker 1: H of course, if you're inhaling.
• 39:28
  Speaker 3: When when this comes out?
• 39:29
  Speaker 5: Will the Steak thing have been out yet?
• 39:31
  Speaker 3: Or no?
• 39:32
  Speaker 5: This is coming out on Thursday, and Steak comes out
• 39:34
  Speaker 5: next Thursday.
• 39:34
  Speaker 1: It's coming out next week, Okay, next Thursday, next Thursday.
• 39:38
  Speaker 3: Christmas.
• 39:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, we're not gonna put that out on Christmas.
• 39:42
  Speaker 3: I'm going to be in a lodge in Fjordland. Fjordland
• 39:46
  Speaker 3: near Teano.
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: With that sounded like five different languages. Teano sounds Spanish. Yeah,
• 39:55
  Speaker 1: Fjordland sounds Icelandic. And you're gonna be in New Zealand.
• 39:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and I'll be, you know, eating alone on Christmas
• 40:04
  Speaker 3: Day And they I said, can I get a fly
• 40:08
  Speaker 3: fishing guide for the day? And they said, our guides,
• 40:11
  Speaker 3: we give our guides the day of Christmas.
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: Off did you make a stink?
• 40:15
  Speaker 3: And I was like, oh, yeah, that's right. They do
• 40:17
  Speaker 3: have families that they'll be. There's got to be one.
• 40:21
  Speaker 3: There's got to be there's got to be a couple.
• 40:22
  Speaker 3: There's got to be a group of.
• 40:23
  Speaker 5: Dudes in New Zealand who aren't doing ship on Christmas.
• 40:27
  Speaker 3: If there's a guide in the Fjordland region of New
• 40:34
  Speaker 3: Zealand two hours south of Queenstown who wants to take
• 40:38
  Speaker 3: me fishing around there, I would love to do that.
• 40:41
  Speaker 1: What about just companionship, Like what if someone will welcome
• 40:44
  Speaker 1: you for like a Christmas roast or something.
• 40:46
  Speaker 3: I'm going to need someone to bring me into their
• 40:48
  Speaker 3: family because I'm going to be in tears, in homesickness
• 40:54
  Speaker 3: and loneliness.
• 40:55
  Speaker 1: Take a picture of yourself when you cry.
• 40:56
  Speaker 3: I'm going to call my family at like in a tent.
• 41:00
  Speaker 3: Eleven PM on Christmas Day and they will just be
• 41:03
  Speaker 3: getting up to unwrap presents. Damn brutal. Think about that.
• 41:08
  Speaker 5: On the right side, you're gonna sleep through most of it,
• 41:10
  Speaker 5: you know what do mean once they get their festivities going,
• 41:13
  Speaker 5: you'll be asleep.
• 41:15
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but he's going to experience Christmas almost a day
• 41:18
  Speaker 1: before us. Yeah, So like there's gonna be Christmas Eve
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: for all of us, and he's just gonna have this
• 41:23
  Speaker 1: lonely Christmas hanging over him like this sort of damn cles. Yeah,
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: just so fucking I mean.
• 41:29
  Speaker 5: You're gonna be in New Zealand. It's gonna be pretty sick.
• 41:33
  Speaker 1: But it's going to be Christmas and it's like still Christmas.
• 41:36
  Speaker 3: That's the one day that's gonna be hard. I'm not
• 41:39
  Speaker 3: worried about New Year's Eve or New Year's Day.
• 41:42
  Speaker 1: If there's any cunts down in New Zealand that would
• 41:45
  Speaker 1: take in Francis. Yeah, if there's any sick punch down there,
• 41:50
  Speaker 1: that would take in. When I was on the rune
• 41:54
  Speaker 1: dot com stream last week, someone ran up and he's like, oh,
• 41:57
  Speaker 1: I mean, I'll die from Australia. I'll be looking for
• 42:00
  Speaker 1: you all over I've been looking for a for inch
• 42:02
  Speaker 1: sinceas the entire time he's been looking for you guys,
• 42:05
  Speaker 1: So there is They're all cunts down there.
• 42:07
  Speaker 3: That are like on board with what we're doing. Good,
• 42:11
  Speaker 3: there are a few as Yeah, I'm playing Jack's Point on.
• 42:17
  Speaker 3: I think it's December twenty seventh, and I have the
• 42:21
  Speaker 3: tea time all to myself. If anyone want, it was
• 42:24
  Speaker 3: a comedy club to join me for a round of golf,
• 42:28
  Speaker 3: I would prefer if you were a single digit handicap.
• 42:31
  Speaker 3: I don't want to fuck around with hackers anymore. I'm
• 42:34
  Speaker 3: too old for that.
• 42:35
  Speaker 5: Hackers like they like dudes who are really good bad
• 42:38
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• 42:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, it makes sense. I'm only kidding. I'll play
• 42:41
  Speaker 3: with anyone. But yeah, that's December twenty seventh. I think
• 42:44
  Speaker 3: I have like a ten thirty am T time at
• 42:46
  Speaker 3: Jack's Point, which.
• 42:48
  Speaker 1: Will be about ten pm the day before here.
• 42:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I think you're gonna I think you're gonna end
• 42:57
  Speaker 5: up linking up with some bros and you know, just
• 42:59
  Speaker 5: having it traditional Ausie Christmas or not Ausie, I guess
• 43:04
  Speaker 5: New Zealand Christmas.
• 43:06
  Speaker 3: Has a nicer ring to it.
• 43:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and what's the weather going to be like? Again?
• 43:09
  Speaker 1: Did you? Did you check it on.
• 43:10
  Speaker 3: It's perfect. I think it's going to be seventy every day.
• 43:14
  Speaker 3: Oh wow, it's pretty idea.
• 43:16
  Speaker 1: It'll be awesome.
• 43:17
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's pretty idea.
• 43:19
  Speaker 1: There's I remember a textbook when I was in like
• 43:22
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• 43:26
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  Speaker 1: White lights? Yeah, colorful lights is awesome.
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  Speaker 3: You're just afraid to admit it. I don't know. I'm
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  Speaker 1: Lights lights would have been incredible. I think the colorful lights,
• 50:55
  Speaker 1: I don't know my grandma used to do.
• 50:56
  Speaker 3: But you don't like them.
• 50:58
  Speaker 1: It's kind of poor.
• 50:59
  Speaker 3: I like, I like them.
• 51:06
  Speaker 1: That's crazy, it's kind of classless.
• 51:10
  Speaker 3: I love the colorful lights. It's kind of like, fortunately
• 51:13
  Speaker 3: we can only afford color.
• 51:17
  Speaker 1: It's kind of like you're gonna fucking You're gonna have
• 51:20
  Speaker 1: a blowout fight with your like grandfather on colorful lights.
• 51:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's what it is. Yeah.
• 51:27
  Speaker 5: The white lights, it's like you're at fucking Macy's.
• 51:30
  Speaker 1: The white lights are cleaning classy.
• 51:32
  Speaker 3: My eyes hurt? Can we turn them off?
• 51:35
  Speaker 1: The colorful lights, it's like you're like hiding, like the
• 51:38
  Speaker 1: mouse droppings, Like we don't want to to brighten here.
• 51:42
  Speaker 1: We don't want to see everything that's going on. Colorful
• 51:46
  Speaker 1: lights just like have a weird.
• 51:51
  Speaker 3: I love them.
• 51:52
  Speaker 5: They remind me of like like old like Christmas movies
• 51:55
  Speaker 5: and stuff. The white ones, it's that's tesla. You got
• 52:00
  Speaker 5: the fucking you got the open a eye lights, yea clean,
• 52:07
  Speaker 5: you got the sam Altman lights, and now you can
• 52:10
  Speaker 5: control them from your phone.
• 52:12
  Speaker 1: Just think about it. Just draw your hand down your
• 52:15
  Speaker 1: temple and they dom. The Dyker lights lights are fucking insane.
• 52:21
  Speaker 3: Yeah, what do they look like?
• 52:22
  Speaker 1: I mean the people that like every house has like
• 52:27
  Speaker 1: tightly wrapped like it must take like days just to
• 52:31
  Speaker 1: wrap the uh, some of the trees that they have outside.
• 52:35
  Speaker 1: It's fucking what it's like.
• 52:38
  Speaker 5: Shit, look at this ship that is crazy and this.
• 52:42
  Speaker 1: Is every house in the fucking neighborhood has this ship.
• 52:45
  Speaker 1: It's fucking like it's pyrotechnic level light shows. No, it's
• 52:52
  Speaker 1: in Brooklyn because it looks like Staten Island. It's the
• 52:55
  Speaker 1: same same vibi, same type of people.
• 52:58
  Speaker 3: That's insane.
• 52:59
  Speaker 1: They'll got the Curt Slee waw signs up out still,
• 53:06
  Speaker 1: look at this ship that's sick. They're saying, you have
• 53:09
  Speaker 1: to I might have to get out there. You really should, dude. Yeah,
• 53:13
  Speaker 1: look at that, dude, get out to see the Dike lights.
• 53:18
  Speaker 3: Isn't that what they're called.
• 53:19
  Speaker 1: They'll beat your ass if you fucking even use that
• 53:21
  Speaker 1: word around there.
• 53:22
  Speaker 5: What was the word that you were using, kerdiker heights?
• 53:26
  Speaker 5: Oh I thought you're saying the Dike lights.
• 53:28
  Speaker 1: Why would I say that?
• 53:29
  Speaker 3: Biker heights? Is the rim height in the w n
• 53:32
  Speaker 3: B A four inches lower than the NBA height. Oh man,
• 53:44
  Speaker 3: that's funny.
• 53:44
  Speaker 5: They should, yeah, they should more dunking you think that'll
• 53:49
  Speaker 5: ever be a thing that they let the girls dunk.
• 53:52
  Speaker 3: Why wouldn't they. They let the girls done, and they can't,
• 53:56
  Speaker 3: some can not all and the ones that can, I'll
• 53:58
  Speaker 3: say this, that's fucking impressive. They lay it down. Yeah.
• 54:02
  Speaker 3: I mean it's one thing when what's what the girl
• 54:06
  Speaker 3: from like who got detained in Russia?
• 54:08
  Speaker 1: Does it where you're like, yeah, you have more fen syndrome, Yeah,
• 54:12
  Speaker 1: that's going on.
• 54:12
  Speaker 3: But then when there's you know, the six to one
• 54:15
  Speaker 3: girl from that played at Kentucky. Six one girl's dunking. Yeah, man,
• 54:21
  Speaker 3: that's what I'm saying. That's fucking elite. Yeah, I mean
• 54:24
  Speaker 3: that is elite. That's crazy. It's big. Ops. I think again,
• 54:28
  Speaker 3: I'm throwing that number. It was the girl that played
• 54:29
  Speaker 3: at Kentucky who was like really really good.
• 54:31
  Speaker 1: I want to see the girl Audi Crooks dunk. You
• 54:33
  Speaker 1: know who I'm talking about. Shes at Iowa State. She's
• 54:37
  Speaker 1: a big girl.
• 54:38
  Speaker 3: Oh really yeah yeah yeah, I want to see her her.
• 54:42
  Speaker 3: She's like averaging thirty four points a game. Right, Yeah,
• 54:46
  Speaker 3: that's sick.
• 54:47
  Speaker 1: You can't get around her.
• 54:48
  Speaker 5: What happened to Caitlyn Clark because she just got injured? Yeah,
• 54:52
  Speaker 5: she's just from the page came in. Yeah, she's running
• 54:55
  Speaker 5: the show.
• 54:56
  Speaker 1: Caitlyn Clark, I think made nineteen million dollars in endorsements
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: this year. It's not bad, like one hundred and eighty
• 55:00
  Speaker 1: thousand dollars playing best. Yeah, I know, it's so crazy
• 55:05
  Speaker 1: if we're talking ups. I saw a harrowing stat this
• 55:08
  Speaker 1: week that the long jump record on a pogo stick
• 55:13
  Speaker 1: is shorter than the long jump jump record without a
• 55:17
  Speaker 1: pogo stock.
• 55:18
  Speaker 3: Way that's crazy.
• 55:20
  Speaker 1: This is like twenty long jumpump is like twenty nine
• 55:24
  Speaker 1: feet might be the long jump record.
• 55:26
  Speaker 3: It's insane.
• 55:27
  Speaker 5: People, fucking get up, Get out there, Get out there.
• 55:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not up.
• 55:31
  Speaker 5: And I want to say up because they're never really
• 55:32
  Speaker 5: that high off the ground. They're higher than you're, more
• 55:35
  Speaker 5: so just traveling through the air.
• 55:37
  Speaker 1: Yeah, rapid fat investigated. Honestly, like what the fact that
• 55:41
  Speaker 1: someone can do that is one of the greatest fuck No.
• 55:46
  Speaker 3: I di I tried it a couple of times. I
• 55:47
  Speaker 3: got like a foot.
• 55:48
  Speaker 5: It was like one of those things where you you're
• 55:50
  Speaker 5: expecting to soar and then you do it and you're
• 55:53
  Speaker 5: like whoa. That was like really embarrassing.
• 55:56
  Speaker 3: Well, you gotta think that's.
• 55:58
  Speaker 5: How far I can jump. I was like taking a
• 56:01
  Speaker 5: step forward.
• 56:06
  Speaker 3: It's it's about how fast they run. Yeah, right, they're
• 56:10
  Speaker 3: flying coming into that thing.
• 56:11
  Speaker 1: And there's got to be a lot of like muscle
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: control in the air of just like what they're doing here,
• 56:16
  Speaker 1: and then like when they're throwing their feet forward and
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: like how they're laying.
• 56:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's all that technique.
• 56:21
  Speaker 1: Technique is crazy.
• 56:22
  Speaker 3: It is amazing to me that they are constantly shuffling
• 56:25
  Speaker 3: in and shuffling out Olympic events, uh, you know, to
• 56:29
  Speaker 3: keep spicing things up and keep it fresh. And it's
• 56:31
  Speaker 3: like they'll never touch the long jump. Yeah, and you're
• 56:36
  Speaker 3: like really, yeah, I mean that feels like a easy
• 56:40
  Speaker 3: one to just follow. How about the hammer throw?
• 56:42
  Speaker 1: Come on, you want to get the long jump out
• 56:44
  Speaker 1: of here?
• 56:45
  Speaker 3: Kind of long use one.
• 56:47
  Speaker 1: Of the most phenomenal, like feats of pure classical strength.
• 56:52
  Speaker 1: Hammer throw. I could hammer throw, discus, javelin, Like these
• 56:55
  Speaker 1: are medieval fighting texts.
• 56:57
  Speaker 3: Just bring all those people into one thing and then
• 57:01
  Speaker 3: they can throw whatever they want, the same weight for
• 57:05
  Speaker 3: each but you know, throw whatever you want. You can
• 57:07
  Speaker 3: throw fridge and the long jump to me though, yeah,
• 57:12
  Speaker 3: you know, yah, the.
• 57:14
  Speaker 1: Long jump high jump. Pole vaults are staples for me. Yeah,
• 57:17
  Speaker 1: I jump those going hand in hand with one hundred
• 57:20
  Speaker 1: meter two hundred meters.
• 57:21
  Speaker 3: Four hundred Well, the Swedish guy made the pole vault
• 57:23
  Speaker 3: cool again with this penis super hot old friend. Yeah Plantis.
• 57:31
  Speaker 3: Is that his name Mondo Duplantis or something? I have
• 57:34
  Speaker 3: no idea.
• 57:35
  Speaker 1: Are you guys talking about for sure the same person
• 57:37
  Speaker 1: I'm talking about the dude who I'm remembering a Penis.
• 57:40
  Speaker 3: That's a different guy.
• 57:41
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's a different fellow.
• 57:43
  Speaker 5: He made it cool too, Yeah, I thought he was
• 57:46
  Speaker 5: definitely the one that made it cool.
• 57:47
  Speaker 1: They both made it cool in their own like kind.
• 57:49
  Speaker 5: Of jumped over and his dick knocked the bar down.
• 57:53
  Speaker 3: Well, yeah, his foreskin hooked on the top of the car.
• 57:56
  Speaker 3: He was swinging in suctions and he was up there
• 57:59
  Speaker 3: like a like a bullied child given a wedgie.
• 58:06
  Speaker 5: Top of We didn't we never had that. We didn't
• 58:09
  Speaker 5: have pole vaults at our high school. But apparently there
• 58:12
  Speaker 5: are high schools that do have it, which is shocking
• 58:14
  Speaker 5: to me that that feels like if I was superintendent,
• 58:19
  Speaker 5: that's the first thing that's going I don't need a
• 58:21
  Speaker 5: kid fucking falling eighty feet from the sky in gym
• 58:25
  Speaker 5: class on.
• 58:26
  Speaker 1: His stick getting impaled on his stick.
• 58:30
  Speaker 3: He's sliding down the stick. Did you ever did you
• 58:34
  Speaker 3: ever go out to the track. Did you guys have it?
• 58:36
  Speaker 3: You must have had a nice track at your school
• 58:38
  Speaker 3: and field, right, we just had a track around a field. Yeah? Yeah?
• 58:43
  Speaker 3: Was it a terf I set through JAV you did?
• 58:46
  Speaker 1: Yes?
• 58:47
  Speaker 3: Cool? Yeah, talked about this.
• 58:50
  Speaker 5: I remember you had one of my things, farsity jav
• 58:55
  Speaker 5: just you know, raady arts.
• 58:59
  Speaker 3: You say that and then I say you're a great
• 59:01
  Speaker 3: athlete and then you start walking it back.
• 59:03
  Speaker 5: No, I'm kidding, because I we did. The last time
• 59:05
  Speaker 5: we talked about this, I said, I threw it eighty
• 59:07
  Speaker 5: yards and then we looked it up and it was
• 59:08
  Speaker 5: like forty feet. I like found the I found it
• 59:14
  Speaker 5: because it's all recorded, right, it's like forty feet.
• 59:22
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Before that throw, you were just uh sass, and
• 59:25
  Speaker 3: then you became little sass.
• 59:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, I mean you could drop a javelin little jab.
• 59:32
  Speaker 5: Jab sucks though, jab, get jab out of the fucking Olympics.
• 59:36
  Speaker 5: Shot put mid disc stire do you think so disk?
• 59:42
  Speaker 5: Have you ever watched someone throw like we had one
• 59:44
  Speaker 5: kid who was on the football team. He would do
• 59:46
  Speaker 5: the full spin around. He would like bring his own
• 59:49
  Speaker 5: discs from home companies, like he's like polishing them off
• 59:53
  Speaker 5: and then he just launches it like it like like
• 59:55
  Speaker 5: like the length of like a home run. No soaring
• 59:59
  Speaker 5: through this guy. Wow, he would win every single match,
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 5: every single meet.
• 1:00:02
  Speaker 1: Doesn't didn't like brock Lesner's daughter do that or something
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 1: like that.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 3: I I have no clue.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 1: Or maybe she was throwing the yeah, or she was
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 1: throwing the shot put. Maybe it's like a big strong
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 1: girl sport.
• 1:00:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's cool, old girl from.
• 1:00:15
  Speaker 1: The shot put. I just don't like that, you know,
• 1:00:17
  Speaker 1: like the motion.
• 1:00:18
  Speaker 3: I don't like the motion.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 5: And then I feel like if you don't, if you've
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 5: never held the shot put, it's not really that in
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 5: entertaining to watch because you don't understand how heavy it is.
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, Like if you're like, I'm just thinking viewership for
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 3: the Olympics here, That's what I was thinking. Yeah, I
• 1:00:31
  Speaker 3: know I'm on the same page.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 5: But if like, if you're an app, if you're just
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 5: like a random person and you throw on and you've
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 5: never you never watched shot put, you never held a shot,
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 5: you never held one of the balls, you toss it on.
• 1:00:40
  Speaker 3: You're gonna be like that. Dude, just threw that ten feet.
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: I think they should just do this Summer Olympic twice
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 1: and just get rid of the Olympic or the winner.
• 1:00:49
  Speaker 3: Shit. See I don't agree with that at all. By
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 3: the way, did you guys hear about the the World Cup.
• 1:00:54
  Speaker 3: There's gonna be a gay Pride game? Oh? Hell yeah?
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 3: And the two teams that are playing each other for
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 3: the gay Pride game are Egypt and Iran.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 5: No, good God, that feels like that might start like
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 5: a war.
• 1:01:13
  Speaker 3: There's a gay Pride honorary match and the randomly selected
• 1:01:17
  Speaker 3: teams are Egypt versus run.
• 1:01:20
  Speaker 1: Why would they randomly select crazy, just pick some countries
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 1: that are cool.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 5: It should just be like the United States and Canada, right,
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 5: what the fuck?
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 1:01:30
  Speaker 1: Egypt then Iran?
• 1:01:31
  Speaker 3: That is bad news.
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 1: They're just gonna the players are just gonna like hop
• 1:01:36
  Speaker 1: the fence and start like fighting the fans.
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, should we go? Where is it? I don't know,
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 3: but dude, the final is going to be at MetLife.
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 5: I know it's gonna be like ten dollars a thousand
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 5: dollars tickets.
• 1:01:48
  Speaker 3: Not on game time. We use game time I already
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 3: checked how much. There were some good ones that were
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 3: sixteen thousand per Yeah for a group. What are we
• 1:01:59
  Speaker 3: talking here?
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 1: Six thousand?
• 1:02:02
  Speaker 5: I can't swing that. I can't swing that. For my
• 1:02:04
  Speaker 5: first ever soccer game.
• 1:02:06
  Speaker 1: I just bought a cigar, so yeah, I can only
• 1:02:09
  Speaker 1: have one.
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 3: It would be fun to go. I would like to
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 3: go to the World Cup. Yeah, let's go to the
• 1:02:15
  Speaker 3: World with game time.
• 1:02:18
  Speaker 1: I'll go to the game. I'll go to the gay game.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 3: I would go to the gay game. Is that in
• 1:02:22
  Speaker 3: New York? I don't know, Probably not, probably San Francisco?
• 1:02:28
  Speaker 3: Do you think that?
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 1: Uh, Seattle, Actually that makes sense, the New San Francisco. Yeah,
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 1: that would be great. I would like to go to
• 1:02:38
  Speaker 1: a game, though, that's just guys. Maybe we tailgate a
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 1: little bit, but I'm afraid I wouldn't get it. I'm
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 1: honestly more interested in going to a like British game
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 1: like club sides and shiit like that?
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 3: Yeah like that? Oh yeah, well right, I've been to
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 3: two of I've been to, yeah, two Premier League games.
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 1: You like, go to what a British game.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 3: Like this?
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 1: Clubs and like the sides that care about it, not
• 1:03:06
  Speaker 1: like people like Yeah, I think like a British guy
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 1: cares more about Everton if they're an Everton supporter, than
• 1:03:13
  Speaker 1: they do about the British national team.
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I think that the British get into it for
• 1:03:17
  Speaker 3: the net, for the cause they're they've been knocking at
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 3: the door lately. England, Yeah, they're they've got a good team. Yeah.
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 5: I would love to go to a soccer gay, I
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 5: want to go to a rowdy one, like like what
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 5: you're saying, like I want it.
• 1:03:30
  Speaker 3: To be Let's go to England. Let's go to England
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 3: against a country that it colonized. So that's the way
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 3: you really find.
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 1: Yeah, India or something.
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 3: Yeah, England versus Argentina would be ideal.
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 5: But that's but Argentina would probably smoke them, right.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 3: No, England, England's been really elite lately. Thought Argentina was
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 3: like the team they won the last World Cup obviously,
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 3: but you never know true true.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 1: Make your guys, make your pick right now, who do
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 1: you guys.
• 1:04:00
  Speaker 5: Think England or Argentina in this match that doesn't exist?
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 1: I got France. My buddy was telling me about he's
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 1: working at a construction site that's a dump on the
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 1: Scoogle River and The guy who runs the dump said
• 1:04:19
  Speaker 1: that inside the dump there's a there's a huge pile
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 1: of condoms somehow what I was like, and they're like
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 1: positive of this, that there's like one part of the
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 1: dump is all condoms, And Uh, I'm confused. I was talking.
• 1:04:36
  Speaker 5: He works at an actual dump should I read it?
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 3: Yeah, they're on the construction site he's working on. There
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 3: is a human defecate or is it he works out
• 1:04:46
  Speaker 3: of a dump site?
• 1:04:49
  Speaker 6: Uh?
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 3: Did you guys?
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 1: I'm working at this enormous warehouse right now that's going
• 1:04:53
  Speaker 1: to be an Amazon data center and there's a landfill
• 1:04:56
  Speaker 1: right next door. So there's all these trash seagulls that
• 1:05:00
  Speaker 1: at work there. And I was chatting with the guy
• 1:05:02
  Speaker 1: who works the gate and he informed me that there's
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: a condom pile in there so fucking tall it would
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: blow your mind.
• 1:05:10
  Speaker 3: We're talking use condoms.
• 1:05:12
  Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure it must be right. It must be.
• 1:05:15
  Speaker 5: Do they have to like separate it for some reason
• 1:05:16
  Speaker 5: from the other trash maybe?
• 1:05:18
  Speaker 1: And he said that the seagulls love it, that it's
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 1: like their delicacy, that the seagulls are just going to
• 1:05:26
  Speaker 1: town on the condom pile that tells.
• 1:05:28
  Speaker 3: Photo of the condom pile. Didn't I tell you guys
• 1:05:31
  Speaker 3: this I was a condemn station? No, I did the
• 1:05:35
  Speaker 3: way I had no Christmas tree this year, put colorful
• 1:05:40
  Speaker 3: lights around my condom. Or I was at Penn Station
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 3: and I was getting on the like the A train
• 1:05:51
  Speaker 3: or the CE So I walked up from Penn Station
• 1:05:54
  Speaker 3: through the subway tunnel and as I was coming up
• 1:05:56
  Speaker 3: the steps to the subway platform, I saw draped so
• 1:06:01
  Speaker 3: neatly across the step a used condom in the Penn
• 1:06:07
  Speaker 3: Station subway station. And it occurred to me, I was like,
• 1:06:11
  Speaker 3: who who had sex on these steps? And had not
• 1:06:18
  Speaker 3: only had sex on these steps, but had protected sex
• 1:06:22
  Speaker 3: on these steps where they were like listen, I'm sorry,
• 1:06:25
  Speaker 3: but I don't know where you've been. Yeah, like I
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 3: you know, who would be so dirty and desperate in
• 1:06:34
  Speaker 3: that situation as to need to bone in the subway steps.
• 1:06:39
  Speaker 1: And even the fact that they're laying it out like
• 1:06:41
  Speaker 1: that makes it seem like they're drying it out for future.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 1: Ye could be they're like hanging it on a clothes line.
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: And yeah, Jimmy, I.
• 1:06:54
  Speaker 3: Looked like the it looked like the wind sock that
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 3: tells you how to land the helicopter in a small airport.
• 1:07:00
  Speaker 5: People are definitely fucking in Pen Station though.
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah, but I agree, But it's like they're practicing safe sex. Yeah,
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 3: that's insane. But as the E train rumbles through.
• 1:07:11
  Speaker 1: Safe sex for them might be way more important.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 3: It might be SA sex. You know what, You're not wrong,
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 3: and I advocate for it, but for it might be
• 1:07:20
  Speaker 3: life and death for them. It's amazing to me.
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 1: Yeah, because they don't they don't have TVs to see
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 1: the prep commercials or anything like that. They don't know that,
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 1: like age has basically been beaten. Yeah, they've been in
• 1:07:33
  Speaker 1: the ground since ninety six.
• 1:07:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's uh.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 5: I honestly haven't been in the actual Pen Station in
• 1:07:41
  Speaker 5: a while because now every time I go there, I
• 1:07:44
  Speaker 5: go to the morn Ahan is the best, An's good.
• 1:07:47
  Speaker 5: I just don't know how they've been able to keep
• 1:07:49
  Speaker 5: it under such control while Penn Station runs rampant.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 1: I think that's why. I think it's Penn Stations like
• 1:07:55
  Speaker 1: Amsterdam and it's like a free injection site and moy
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 1: Ahan is like where the bourgeoisie going.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 5: But don't you think if you were on, if you
• 1:08:03
  Speaker 5: were like if I'm if I'm homeless and I met Penn,
• 1:08:07
  Speaker 5: I'm going to mo like auv like that's the first
• 1:08:10
  Speaker 5: place I'm going.
• 1:08:11
  Speaker 1: Yeah, and it's probably like the Italian snipers from like
• 1:08:14
  Speaker 1: the Yeah you think that's what it is, Bosnian War,
• 1:08:17
  Speaker 1: just like sitting up top.
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 3: But yeah, why do you why would you? Why would
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 3: you need to go to Moynihan's.
• 1:08:23
  Speaker 5: It's like it's like in your it's like your apartment
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 5: just got renovated overnight.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but but you stick out like a sore thumb.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 3: People are resistant to change. True. True.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 1: There you know, you can't be freely homeless.
• 1:08:36
  Speaker 3: And the pigeons don't taste as good and mon Yeah, yeah,
• 1:08:41
  Speaker 3: one hen is a little bit.
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 1: It's a little too sanitary.
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah, a little too bright. I think that's I think
• 1:08:47
  Speaker 5: you nailed it with the brightness. It feels like the Louver,
• 1:08:50
  Speaker 5: Yeah it does.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 1: There's no cum Tower, there's no Tis out there. That
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 1: being said, though, if if like I'm trying to think
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 1: how to say this, if if come was already an
• 1:09:03
  Speaker 1: accepted food of animals or something like that, yes, people
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 1: would be treating it like a delicacy.
• 1:09:12
  Speaker 5: I've heard enough of this conversation.
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 1: That women put. Uh, salmon sperm is like a very accepted,
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 1: like facial technique.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 5: Now, I haven't heard that salmon sperm, Yes, I haven't
• 1:09:24
  Speaker 5: heard that. I didn't know salmon.
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 3: It's like sperm.
• 1:09:26
  Speaker 1: It's very it's like a very accepted like technique.
• 1:09:29
  Speaker 5: Interesting of like, I haven't heard. I haven't seen nor
• 1:09:33
  Speaker 5: heard anyone do it.
• 1:09:34
  Speaker 3: So how can it? How accepted can it be?
• 1:09:36
  Speaker 1: Let me look it up.
• 1:09:38
  Speaker 5: There's a lot of people doing it.
• 1:09:39
  Speaker 1: Everybody's doing it.
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 5: Like if you like, if it's like you go home
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 5: for the holidays, like you're like multiple members of your
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 5: family will have.
• 1:09:46
  Speaker 1: Go to your salmon as circle when you get home.
• 1:09:48
  Speaker 5: I lost my sowing circle. Say when was the last
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 5: time you guys had salmon sperm on.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 1: Your Imagine the life of the salmon that are getting
• 1:09:56
  Speaker 1: farmed for their sperm.
• 1:09:58
  Speaker 3: Right now, right just confusing existence.
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 1: Just getting mercilessly beat off at the salmon farm. But
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: they have to keep you alive. I know it's brutal,
• 1:10:11
  Speaker 1: lurched over, or maybe it's awesome.
• 1:10:13
  Speaker 5: I gotta yet, I gotta get I gotta go fishing. Yeah,
• 1:10:17
  Speaker 5: Jon's going to get out on the water, coming to
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 5: New Zealand with me. I can't believe you're gonna go
• 1:10:21
  Speaker 5: fishing and you're gonna catch insanely big fish.
• 1:10:24
  Speaker 3: I wonder.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 1: I don't know.
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 3: There's a chance I don't catch a single fish. If
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 3: you go with a guy, you will catch a fish,
• 1:10:29
  Speaker 3: I hope so. But they say that we have to
• 1:10:30
  Speaker 3: stalk one fish over the course of a mile.
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 1: That'll be awesome too, though.
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 3: I'll be happy to hike and walk and be active
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 3: in that way.
• 1:10:39
  Speaker 5: It's gonna be like you're gonna be walking through a
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 5: river with nobody else on it, and it's gonna be
• 1:10:43
  Speaker 5: like the greatest view you've ever seen in your entire lifetime.
• 1:10:46
  Speaker 3: I agree.
• 1:10:47
  Speaker 5: And you're gonna be so focused on just trying to
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 5: find the one fish that like nothing else will even exist.
• 1:10:54
  Speaker 1: And the fish will probably have never seen a human before.
• 1:10:57
  Speaker 3: Come up.
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 5: You can just like put your hand out.
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 3: The water. I think that because one, none of the
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 3: fish are stalked. They're all wild, right, So that plus
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 3: the fact that the water is so clear. Yeah, when
• 1:11:13
  Speaker 3: they see you, they get the fuck out of there.
• 1:11:16
  Speaker 5: Yeah, Well, some clouds would be it would be nice.
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 1: Are there bears out there or what? What's like the
• 1:11:22
  Speaker 1: natural like predit what is fish or like what would
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 1: be a scary thing to run into?
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 3: And you get spiders?
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 1: Definitely huge spiders, big spiders.
• 1:11:32
  Speaker 3: But are the spiders eating the fish? Yeah? You know
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 3: that's how big they are.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 5: They're huge in New Zealand like dogs.
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 3: They're throwing the web into the they're casting. The spiders
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 3: are casting when they spiders from Minecraft.
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 1: When Australia was first settled, I think that there were
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 1: like ten foot tall sloths there.
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that would be that they should still have that.
• 1:11:58
  Speaker 5: I wish those still existed.
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm sure, pretty sure that was probably the first
• 1:12:01
  Speaker 1: thing they killed. We're gonna have to get rid of these.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 5: Imagine just like a ten foot sloth just chilling on
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 5: the couch.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 1: Crazy would that be?
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 3: You have it as a pet, big sasquatch? Yeah, probably
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 3: like it.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 5: You could probably teach usloths some English.
• 1:12:20
  Speaker 3: Harry, tell us about your Christmas traditions in your family.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 3: Can you just tell us what it's like when you
• 1:12:24
  Speaker 3: wake up on Christmas Day? First of all, are you
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 3: going to honor your family by waking up at a
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 3: decent hour?
• 1:12:29
  Speaker 5: Of course, I'm going to honor my family by waking up.
• 1:12:31
  Speaker 3: What is that for you?
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 5: Christmas will wake up early? I mean we probably won't
• 1:12:36
  Speaker 5: wake up. When I was like younger, we used wake
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 5: up at like six am, and honestly that probably went
• 1:12:42
  Speaker 5: on a little longer than I would like to admit.
• 1:12:44
  Speaker 5: And then I think in the last couple of years
• 1:12:46
  Speaker 5: we started waking up at like what just whenever everyone
• 1:12:48
  Speaker 5: wakes up, so like nine, ten, ten. Occasionally you'll sleep
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 5: till ten on Christmas Day. No, No, they're all waiting
• 1:12:55
  Speaker 5: for him to get up. Absolutely, Oh not mean never
• 1:12:59
  Speaker 5: may never never.
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 3: You I'm on bullshit.
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 5: When I go home, it's a lot harder to like
• 1:13:06
  Speaker 5: stay up late and sleep in like it's not. I
• 1:13:09
  Speaker 5: kind of get on like a normal I mean, I'm
• 1:13:11
  Speaker 5: on a normal sleep schedule now. But yeah, I mean
• 1:13:14
  Speaker 5: I went to bed at like twelve thirty last night
• 1:13:15
  Speaker 5: and woke up it nine what.
• 1:13:19
  Speaker 3: You always got to shade that by two hours. Yeah.
• 1:13:22
  Speaker 3: He gives us his sleep times in Mountain time.
• 1:13:25
  Speaker 1: Like or like he's like reporting it to a doctor.
• 1:13:29
  Speaker 3: You have to convert times from Mountain time to Eastern
• 1:13:33
  Speaker 3: Standard Time. You're not wrong.
• 1:13:35
  Speaker 5: I am on I'm on Central Time, though I don't
• 1:13:39
  Speaker 5: I don't live on Eastern Time. I live on Central Yeah.
• 1:13:44
  Speaker 3: Respect God, damn do we know you? Well?
• 1:13:46
  Speaker 5: I mean everyone I know is like not everyone there,
• 1:13:49
  Speaker 5: nobody Like if I'm if I'm playing video game, everyone
• 1:13:50
  Speaker 5: I'm playing video games with is on there earlier than me.
• 1:13:55
  Speaker 5: One that's got to sacrifice to stay up a little later.
• 1:13:59
  Speaker 3: Your friend ends because they're in Chicago. They're all little.
• 1:14:03
  Speaker 5: Mook's in Chicago, Matt's in Denver, and Teller Ride and playing.
• 1:14:08
  Speaker 3: Been playing a lot with Jerry lately.
• 1:14:10
  Speaker 1: That the team after where Matt lives.
• 1:14:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's gay Bo's in Maine though, Bose on your time. Well,
• 1:14:17
  Speaker 3: we did it because they have tea.
• 1:14:19
  Speaker 5: The teams have a location. There's like optic Yeah, but
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 5: your team's not there. One of our one of our
• 1:14:26
  Speaker 5: founders is Matt's not a Matt's a founder of course,
• 1:14:30
  Speaker 5: how what what what involvement has he had with teler RYE.
• 1:14:33
  Speaker 3: Bush? She made the logo bro.
• 1:14:39
  Speaker 1: He put it in AI.
• 1:14:40
  Speaker 3: No, he designed it himself. This is bullshit. He's a
• 1:14:43
  Speaker 3: great artist, genuinely.
• 1:14:45
  Speaker 1: I don't doubt that, But I just don't like this
• 1:14:47
  Speaker 1: is the first anyone's ever does, like Jerry or Mook
• 1:14:50
  Speaker 1: know that Matt is one of the like.
• 1:14:53
  Speaker 5: Me, Matt, Jerry and Mooke played video games the last
• 1:14:55
  Speaker 5: two nights.
• 1:14:57
  Speaker 1: That's insane.
• 1:14:58
  Speaker 5: Matt is on some of the meetings with us, he
• 1:15:03
  Speaker 5: is saying, what we're getting Bow involved too?
• 1:15:06
  Speaker 1: What's Matt saying in the meetings?
• 1:15:07
  Speaker 3: Oh he's he's a talent scout.
• 1:15:10
  Speaker 1: Well you need it now.
• 1:15:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah? What was I gonna say? Uh?
• 1:15:16
  Speaker 1: Christmas, please yet a little bit more?
• 1:15:19
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, traditions. Please give us traditions.
• 1:15:22
  Speaker 1: A little bit more.
• 1:15:23
  Speaker 3: N show on a Christmas Day? Will would you guys
• 1:15:25
  Speaker 3: have a Christmas Eve tradition? Yeah, well we'll go. Everyone
• 1:15:28
  Speaker 3: comes to our house on Christmas Eve? Who's everyone? My family,
• 1:15:32
  Speaker 3: my cousins, Oh, your whole extended family? Yeah, do most
• 1:15:35
  Speaker 3: of them live? They all live there. Yeah, that's cool.
• 1:15:39
  Speaker 1: And then so everybody's cracking some beers. You're gonna break
• 1:15:44
  Speaker 1: a zero point zero out?
• 1:15:45
  Speaker 3: Maybe? Yeah, probably I'll probably have a zero point zero.
• 1:15:48
  Speaker 1: That's nice.
• 1:15:50
  Speaker 3: Na's for you.
• 1:15:51
  Speaker 1: Anybody does anyone get like loose?
• 1:15:56
  Speaker 5: Not like really anymore as much as they used to, Like,
• 1:16:00
  Speaker 5: my little sister will get ship faced. But outside of that, no,
• 1:16:05
  Speaker 5: are you throwing her under the bus because it's that
• 1:16:08
  Speaker 5: she will. She's in college though, so it's like a
• 1:16:10
  Speaker 5: pairs What about?
• 1:16:11
  Speaker 3: What about? Do you have sort of an uncle or
• 1:16:13
  Speaker 3: a cousin, Now, who's you know, become aware of your
• 1:16:17
  Speaker 3: preferred substance and say, hey, Harry, you want to No,
• 1:16:21
  Speaker 3: we don't do that. We want to get out. We
• 1:16:23
  Speaker 3: don't do that really quick little walk down the driveway. Now,
• 1:16:25
  Speaker 3: want to see the Christmas lights? No, we don't do that.
• 1:16:28
  Speaker 1: Well with edible technology, you don't have to go.
• 1:16:30
  Speaker 3: Yeah they're eating you would know, Yeah, edible four hundred
• 1:16:35
  Speaker 3: milligram gingerbreadhouse taking out an entire siding, front porch, roof.
• 1:16:49
  Speaker 1: I'm more of a drinkable Yeah you are.
• 1:16:51
  Speaker 3: You're a drinkable guy.
• 1:16:52
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but I own it. I have no shame about
• 1:16:55
  Speaker 1: the things I do.
• 1:16:56
  Speaker 3: Neither do I. I'm a shameless man. So night Christmas
• 1:17:02
  Speaker 3: Eve is there is there a huge sort of pot
• 1:17:05
  Speaker 3: luck dinner? Everybody brings something. The funck was that.
• 1:17:11
  Speaker 5: I don't I don't really know working How does it
• 1:17:13
  Speaker 5: work that my mom and my family will cook a
• 1:17:17
  Speaker 5: lot and then you know, people will bring stuff, people
• 1:17:19
  Speaker 5: bring sides.
• 1:17:20
  Speaker 3: It wasn't such a hard thing to answer, was it? Now?
• 1:17:23
  Speaker 3: You know maybe a corn cast role. Yeah, there you go.
• 1:17:25
  Speaker 3: You're like, I don't know, I don't know, and then
• 1:17:27
  Speaker 3: you just I was distracted. I heard someone yell outside. Understood.
• 1:17:30
  Speaker 3: Then the family clears out next day. You know, do
• 1:17:36
  Speaker 3: you guys set out cookies for Santa or anything? Of
• 1:17:38
  Speaker 3: course write them a note?
• 1:17:40
  Speaker 1: Yeah, no, wh who's the youngest member of your family?
• 1:17:45
  Speaker 3: Now, I didn't know if there were little kids?
• 1:17:47
  Speaker 1: Uh, like, does any of your cousins have kids?
• 1:17:51
  Speaker 5: No, I think everyone's like my I have a I
• 1:17:53
  Speaker 5: have a cousin who's younger, but he's not that young.
• 1:17:58
  Speaker 3: I think he's in high school, so maybe middle I
• 1:18:00
  Speaker 3: could see you being the cousin that spoiled Santa for
• 1:18:04
  Speaker 3: all the other younger cousins. Oh no, absolutely not.
• 1:18:06
  Speaker 1: And then felt bad so we started dressing up as Santa.
• 1:18:09
  Speaker 3: No, never in a million years would I do that. Okay, well,
• 1:18:13
  Speaker 3: sorry to keep going here.
• 1:18:14
  Speaker 5: He actually, I actually think my family has never actually
• 1:18:17
  Speaker 5: addressed it that Santa doesn't exist. We just still all
• 1:18:20
  Speaker 5: go under the assumption that it's real, Like, well, like
• 1:18:25
  Speaker 5: my mom will still be like Santa's stas like Santa
• 1:18:30
  Speaker 5: needs to know what you want? Is he's he's getting
• 1:18:32
  Speaker 5: he's getting busy.
• 1:18:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and I'm like, I don't want anything. And then
• 1:18:35
  Speaker 3: your Dad's like, Harry, I think Santa's going to bring
• 1:18:37
  Speaker 3: you a lump of coal, Yeah, which cutting your pipe
• 1:18:40
  Speaker 3: and smoke if you want coal? Uh. Now, morning of
• 1:18:45
  Speaker 3: you wake up, do you guys do stockings? Yeah? Yeah?
• 1:18:51
  Speaker 3: First yeah uh huh? And and who's putting stuff in
• 1:18:56
  Speaker 3: the stockings? Do you get stocking presents for your family?
• 1:18:59
  Speaker 5: I get presents for my family, yeah, but I don't
• 1:19:01
  Speaker 5: get them stocking stuffers.
• 1:19:02
  Speaker 3: So that's gonna be socks and an orange some child.
• 1:19:06
  Speaker 5: I mean, I don't really get a lot of stuff anymore.
• 1:19:09
  Speaker 5: Like it's not like I'm waking up and like.
• 1:19:11
  Speaker 1: Running down the steps. I mean, well, dal too, she's
• 1:19:14
  Speaker 1: sending it right to the off.
• 1:19:15
  Speaker 3: I mean, Santa Claus game early.
• 1:19:18
  Speaker 1: Do you think ghost to ask for things for Christmas?
• 1:19:24
  Speaker 1: Because I think it is, but I to, like, you know,
• 1:19:28
  Speaker 1: your parents' point, like it would probably be easier on
• 1:19:30
  Speaker 1: them that just said what you wanted instead of making
• 1:19:33
  Speaker 1: them fucking guess.
• 1:19:34
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I mean my parents asked me what I want
• 1:19:36
  Speaker 3: and then I have to come up with something. And
• 1:19:40
  Speaker 3: I didn't really want much this year, so I just
• 1:19:43
  Speaker 3: told them some things I need, like, I need more
• 1:19:45
  Speaker 3: coffee beans. I ran out of my coffee beans. That
• 1:19:53
  Speaker 3: was the best you could come up with. Go to CVS.
• 1:20:02
  Speaker 3: You buy coffee at CBS coffee anywhere. Come on, dude,
• 1:20:07
  Speaker 3: Starbuck good coffee. Yeah, I like my coffee. So there's
• 1:20:11
  Speaker 3: an amazing and he's a definitely got the whole. You're
• 1:20:14
  Speaker 3: like spritzing down the.
• 1:20:17
  Speaker 5: You gotta putting him in the humidifier or whatever.
• 1:20:21
  Speaker 3: Ring what's the thing that eats money? They spray for it?
• 1:20:25
  Speaker 3: And breaking back DraftKings dot com. God, oh my god, dude,
• 1:20:30
  Speaker 3: come on, you couldn't resist that. I couldn't. Oh my god,
• 1:20:37
  Speaker 3: it's a great show. A thing.
• 1:20:42
  Speaker 5: I was trying to come up with something else to say,
• 1:20:43
  Speaker 5: and then I just rushed to it.
• 1:20:45
  Speaker 3: Stupid. All right back in here, Okay, Now, what's something
• 1:20:55
  Speaker 3: that eats money?
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 1: Freaking kids?
• 1:20:57
  Speaker 3: Know what I mean exactly? It's a glow wormlice something
• 1:21:02
  Speaker 3: ring ringworm. There's some kind of insect that eats money.
• 1:21:07
  Speaker 3: I can't remember what it's called. Anyway, Oh like it's
• 1:21:09
  Speaker 3: like a like you can be it's on money pest.
• 1:21:12
  Speaker 3: Remember the scene in Breaking Bad when she spray she
• 1:21:15
  Speaker 3: sprays the gigantic sort of storage unit of money. But
• 1:21:21
  Speaker 3: I don't prevent it. What it's being eaten by the
• 1:21:24
  Speaker 3: silverfish that sloth perhaps all right, So Handile Coffee Roasters
• 1:21:34
  Speaker 3: is the is the group. The guy down out in
• 1:21:36
  Speaker 3: Kawaii who I met when we went out there to
• 1:21:39
  Speaker 3: play golf with Foreplay, and he gave me a bunch
• 1:21:42
  Speaker 3: of bags of beans. And I love that coffee so
• 1:21:45
  Speaker 3: much that every year now I get two five pound
• 1:21:48
  Speaker 3: bags and that lasts me the year out shit, and
• 1:21:51
  Speaker 3: I've just run out, so I'm getting some new guy.
• 1:21:54
  Speaker 5: That's not a bad that's not a bad gift. Then, Yeah,
• 1:21:56
  Speaker 5: how much does that coffee run?
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 1: You?
• 1:21:57
  Speaker 3: Like one hundred and eight dollars a bag? So two
• 1:22:00
  Speaker 3: hundred and sixteen and that is it coffee for the
• 1:22:03
  Speaker 3: entire year. And I never buy coffee at a coffee
• 1:22:06
  Speaker 3: shop unless I'm on the road. That's crazy. Well, think
• 1:22:09
  Speaker 3: of how much money I save. Well, no, I'm not
• 1:22:11
  Speaker 3: saying it's not ten dollars a cup. Roughly nine bucks
• 1:22:14
  Speaker 3: a cup these days for my extra shot, I stole
• 1:22:17
  Speaker 3: milk lathe Yeah, caffeine.
• 1:22:20
  Speaker 5: Are you guys drinking a day? Just that you don't
• 1:22:23
  Speaker 5: want your one cup and done. Roan's a midday reupp right.
• 1:22:26
  Speaker 1: I'll I had like a cappuccino at five o'clock yesterday.
• 1:22:30
  Speaker 1: I've walked through fucking caffeine like the Juggernaut. Yeah, I
• 1:22:35
  Speaker 1: fucking doesn't just shipped to me. There's like I don't
• 1:22:40
  Speaker 1: get I don't go up, I don't go down.
• 1:22:42
  Speaker 3: You need some of that Panera lemonade.
• 1:22:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah, honestly, the turbo jittering.
• 1:22:49
  Speaker 3: That shit's gone.
• 1:22:50
  Speaker 1: They got rid of it, really, Yeah, because teens were
• 1:22:54
  Speaker 1: having heart attacks.
• 1:22:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, what do you guys want for Christmas? You made
• 1:22:57
  Speaker 3: fun of my coffee beans?
• 1:22:58
  Speaker 5: No, I mean I know, I I don't know you
• 1:23:01
  Speaker 5: meant that. I don't know you meant a year supply
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  Speaker 5: of coffee.
• 1:23:04
  Speaker 3: Yes, coffee, that's a good gift.
• 1:23:06
  Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't have I don't come up with stuff,
• 1:23:08
  Speaker 1: and I know that it makes it harder on the
• 1:23:10
  Speaker 1: people around me. But it's just like I can't be
• 1:23:12
  Speaker 1: like for Christmas, I want this, Like I just feel like, yeah,
• 1:23:17
  Speaker 1: I just don't.
• 1:23:18
  Speaker 5: There's just not that many. Like I just don't know
• 1:23:21
  Speaker 5: what what I want, Like, I don't know what I
• 1:23:23
  Speaker 5: want that would not be like a pain in the ass.
• 1:23:25
  Speaker 1: Amazon Loki has killed Christmas.
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:23:28
  Speaker 1: The things that you desire are at your fingertips, like
• 1:23:31
  Speaker 1: they'll be here today if you truly want them. Yeah,
• 1:23:34
  Speaker 1: So getting gifts for Christmas is just the exercise and patience.
• 1:23:38
  Speaker 1: It's like, I want this thing, but I'll tell someone
• 1:23:40
  Speaker 1: else and wait to have the thing I want so
• 1:23:43
  Speaker 1: you can feel good about what you've given me.
• 1:23:46
  Speaker 3: Mmmm. Yeah. Yeah. I'm trying to think. I would love
• 1:23:49
  Speaker 3: to get you a cleaning lady for your apartment for Christmas.
• 1:23:53
  Speaker 3: That's okay, But I'm trying to think of what she
• 1:23:55
  Speaker 3: would need to do in order for you to let
• 1:23:58
  Speaker 3: her in. Like if she just showed up and she
• 1:24:00
  Speaker 3: was some famous Twitch streamer.
• 1:24:03
  Speaker 1: She would have to trojan. You should get a big
• 1:24:06
  Speaker 1: Trojan horse, yes, and then inside it is a group
• 1:24:10
  Speaker 1: of small Panamanian cleaning ladies.
• 1:24:13
  Speaker 3: Or a giant pile of Trojan condoms used us a
• 1:24:19
  Speaker 3: Trojan horse filled with Trojan condoms.
• 1:24:24
  Speaker 5: I feel like I forgot. I was going to say something,
• 1:24:26
  Speaker 5: but I think you got to get out.
• 1:24:27
  Speaker 3: Of here right now. I'm okay for a few more minutes.
• 1:24:29
  Speaker 1: No, I gotta get out of here.
• 1:24:30
  Speaker 3: Okay, Well, solid episode by Christmas morning?
• 1:24:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah, do tell do, tell, Well, you're going to be
• 1:24:39
  Speaker 5: a New Zealand.
• 1:24:41
  Speaker 3: But every other year of the other year this beloved tradition,
• 1:24:45
  Speaker 3: which I will miss and we'll have a hole in
• 1:24:48
  Speaker 3: my heart. Well, you can do it next year, Yeah,
• 1:24:50
  Speaker 3: unless you're in fucking Australia or something. Yeah, we wake up.
• 1:24:55
  Speaker 3: We do. We do stockings first, of course, and then
• 1:25:00
  Speaker 3: and my mom makes us these sour dough pancakes excuse me, waffles,
• 1:25:03
  Speaker 3: sourda waffles with like a raspberry preserve on top from
• 1:25:07
  Speaker 3: the summer's raspberries that she keeps in the freezer. Jesus,
• 1:25:10
  Speaker 3: that sounds phenomenal. And we do do pure maple syrup
• 1:25:13
  Speaker 3: from main that has been heated up with a little
• 1:25:16
  Speaker 3: bit of some butter on it. And then we have
• 1:25:19
  Speaker 3: to go do presents. And about a third of the
• 1:25:21
  Speaker 3: way through presents, I am so tired from the waffles
• 1:25:26
  Speaker 3: that I can't keep my eyes open and I get
• 1:25:28
  Speaker 3: grumpy and I ruin Christmas Forever. Every year this happens,
• 1:25:33
  Speaker 3: I'm telling you, dude, I get so fucking tired. People
• 1:25:36
  Speaker 3: get Bargatsy did a joke about it, but it's just true. Yeah,
• 1:25:40
  Speaker 3: that eating syrupy waffles more than taking ambient. I don't know.
• 1:25:46
  Speaker 3: Food doesn't affect me. It makes me crash.
• 1:25:50
  Speaker 1: Waffle like food.
• 1:25:51
  Speaker 5: I don't get tired from it all.
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:25:53
  Speaker 1: Well, the amount of sugar you're describing is like a
• 1:25:57
  Speaker 1: forty ounce liquor container.
• 1:26:00
  Speaker 3: Was just yeah sugar, Yeah, that is that is good. Though.
• 1:26:04
  Speaker 5: We do cinnamon cinnamon rolls. Oh nice, Yeah, fucking incredible, home.
• 1:26:08
  Speaker 3: Mate, Yeah, just that for breakfast. Did you do eggs
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 3: and stuff?
• 1:26:11
  Speaker 5: We do eggs and stuff too, Yeah, hash browns, nice,
• 1:26:14
  Speaker 5: et cetera, et cetera.
• 1:26:16
  Speaker 1: This is my first year launching into uh my own traditions,
• 1:26:20
  Speaker 1: I know. So I'm gonna have to get some raspberries
• 1:26:24
  Speaker 1: from this summer's harvest. Yeah yeah yeah as a spread.
• 1:26:30
  Speaker 3: We didn't have a very good harvest this year because
• 1:26:33
  Speaker 3: we moved the bushes. We had to move them. They
• 1:26:36
  Speaker 3: like them, they weren't having It's a big setback. Last
• 1:26:40
  Speaker 3: thing I'll say is after that, after the presence, we
• 1:26:42
  Speaker 3: go to pop on beach and we walk on the beach. Oh,
• 1:26:44
  Speaker 3: very nice, which is really nice. Beauty. We don't do
• 1:26:47
  Speaker 3: we do them. We don't need the house.
• 1:26:49
  Speaker 5: We're staying inside on Christmas.
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 3: That's fine.
• 1:26:51
  Speaker 1: That sounds amazing. Yeah, I haven't done a Christmas. I
• 1:26:55
  Speaker 1: don't think in my entire life where I haven't gone
• 1:26:57
  Speaker 1: to multiple locations. Really, I used to fly to Chicago
• 1:27:01
  Speaker 1: every day on Christmas Day, every year on Christmas Day. Wow,
• 1:27:05
  Speaker 1: it's fucking brutal's And then for the last ten years
• 1:27:09
  Speaker 1: I'm driving to multiple houses. This year, I'm fucking waking
• 1:27:15
  Speaker 1: up in New York, driving to Harleysville, Pennsylvania, and then
• 1:27:18
  Speaker 1: driving to fucking Villanova, Villano exactly. It sounds. I love
• 1:27:26
  Speaker 1: a beach walk. I love for it not to be
• 1:27:29
  Speaker 1: a grind.
• 1:27:31
  Speaker 3: Well, this is you signed up for this, brother, this
• 1:27:33
  Speaker 3: is it.
• 1:27:34
  Speaker 5: This is your life now it has been I need
• 1:27:37
  Speaker 5: to get these new traditions. You gotta get these new
• 1:27:39
  Speaker 5: traditions on lock. What are we thinking night before Christmas?
• 1:27:44
  Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, I don't know.
• 1:27:45
  Speaker 3: I don't even know. I don't even know what to do.
• 1:27:47
  Speaker 1: Maybe I'm definitely gonna have make a roast.
• 1:27:50
  Speaker 5: Why don't you read the kids night before Christmas?
• 1:27:53
  Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, I like it.
• 1:27:54
  Speaker 1: They won't give a fuck.
• 1:27:57
  Speaker 3: I read them books.
• 1:27:58
  Speaker 1: They do not care at all.
• 1:28:02
  Speaker 5: All right, all right, all right, sweet happy holidays, Thank
• 1:28:08
  Speaker 5: you everybody. We'll see you next week or I don't
• 1:28:12
  Speaker 5: know when, but yeah, oh yeah, we'll see you guys
• 1:28:15
  Speaker 5: next week for one episode.
• 1:28:17
  Speaker 7: Goodbye still.
• 1:29:00
  Speaker 6: With my bad.
• 1:29:04
  Speaker 8: Days were drifted, food.
• 1:29:12
  Speaker 3: Was so.
• 1:29:17
  Speaker 1: So then you need.
• 1:29:21
  Speaker 8: No I come al. I was on a phone in love.
• 1:29:32
  Speaker 8: I was on your phone in my I was on
• 1:29:38
  Speaker 8: your phone in one. I was on your phone in line.
• 1:29:50
  Speaker 6: Stream. Be don't get saying.
• 1:30:08
  Speaker 9: Way see just a just the Bay fast paper call
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  Speaker 9: it just au not take my hand. If you can
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• 1:31:05
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