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The Greatest Story Ever D'ohed (S21E16) · Four Finger Discount (Simpsons Podcast)

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  Speaker 1: You know our Bible study group is going to the
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  Speaker 1: Holy Land next month. I'd like you and your family
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  Speaker 1: become as my guests.
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  Speaker 2: Hmm, let me think, take my family to a war
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  Speaker 2: zone and a butch filled with religious lamos, in a
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  Speaker 2: country with no pork, in a desert with no CASINOSO,
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  Speaker 2: where do I sign? No four finger discount.
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  Speaker 3: Ude, Welcome to four Finger Discount where this week we
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  Speaker 3: here to review. Well, first of all, I'm Dando. Hey,
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  Speaker 3: I'm guys. So I've been doing this podcast for eleven years, right,
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  Speaker 3: you've been doing it for six. We've reviewed some absolute stinkers,
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  Speaker 3: some episodes. I still fall back in Codependence Day, that's
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  Speaker 3: the podcast, because it made me so angry. Like I said,
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  Speaker 3: we were reviewed some absolute stinkers those over those years.
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  Speaker 3: But to quote camp Bruckman, this one outstinks them all.
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  Speaker 4: We've got a new jam Bladers and gentlemen.
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  Speaker 3: This one was bad in the sense I think this
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  Speaker 3: was worse than Codependence Day because this one didn't have
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  Speaker 3: any logic, any jokes, an ending that was so far
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  Speaker 3: fetched and ludicrous. It just left me not angry, baffled.
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  Speaker 4: And that's before we even get into the whole weeds
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  Speaker 4: of has this age poorly.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, you had one of the biggest i'd say one
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  Speaker 3: of the biggest stars at the time. Sash about it current.
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  Speaker 3: He was just coming off the Borat film was two
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  Speaker 3: thousand and six. I think it's a twenty ten Alig.
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  Speaker 3: He's still right in that waves Kinder. People knew who
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  Speaker 3: he was. He was a big name at the time,
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  Speaker 3: right in twenty ten. This is how you used him.
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  Speaker 4: By the way, have we announced what we're talking about?
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  Speaker 3: Oh? Yeah, So the title is a lie. It's called
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  Speaker 3: the Greatest Story Ever doed a play on the greatest
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  Speaker 3: story ever told? Yeah, saytually the Simpsons go to Jerusalem.
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  Speaker 3: Why we don't know that? We do know this. This
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  Speaker 3: is how stupid the fucking story is, right, this is
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  Speaker 3: how ridiculous it is. So Flanders is annoyed again by
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  Speaker 3: something Homer does. He's having a Bible studies group, and
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  Speaker 3: then they go, We're going to Israel. Do you want
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  Speaker 3: to come with us? And I'm gonna take you down.
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  Speaker 3: I'm going to help you find the find the light,
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  Speaker 3: become a better person. And Marj's like, you're gonna do
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  Speaker 3: all that, my homie, Well, we can't, we can't make
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  Speaker 3: you pay for it. We're all going to come and
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  Speaker 3: we're gonna pay for it. I'm like, what is this?
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  Speaker 3: Why would she think that that's going to help Homer?
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  Speaker 3: B Why we shed then go, We're gonna pay for it.
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  Speaker 3: See why the kid's going The Simpsons are going to Israel.
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  Speaker 3: That's why which this episode sucks me saying this in
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  Speaker 3: twenty twenty six. It feels odd to say that because
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  Speaker 3: we've had so many episodes with like the Simptoms are
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  Speaker 3: going to England, the Simpsons are going to Ireland, the
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  Speaker 3: Simptons are going to Australia, the Simpsons are going to Israel.
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  Speaker 3: Foist the entire time. I'm going to do that voice
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  Speaker 3: the whole time.
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  Speaker 4: Now, First of all, this is a question I wanted
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  Speaker 4: to say at the very very beginning because I did
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  Speaker 4: a bit of research.
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  Speaker 3: But which I mean? I visited the Wikipedia.
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  Speaker 4: Page for this episode. The writer of this episode was
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  Speaker 4: a local price, wasn't it. I know it's Kevin Current,
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  Speaker 4: Kevin's Longer with Us? Yes, Kevin Current is the next episode. Yes,
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  Speaker 4: was nominated for what is called the Humanitess Prize.
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  Speaker 3: What is that? I didn't even look it up. Here's
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  Speaker 3: the quote. This is work that.
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  Speaker 4: Explores the human condition in a nuanced and meaningful manner.
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  Speaker 4: Let me ask you, Dando does it? Where was the nuance?
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  Speaker 4: Where was the meaning?
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  Speaker 3: So Homer then is an obnoxious jerk the entire time.
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  Speaker 3: Flanders throws in the town and concedes, I can't fix
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  Speaker 3: this guy. He's beyond redemption. Yes, goes to see a movie,
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  Speaker 3: goes to see Transformers, go to see the Reformist. Homer
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  Speaker 3: goes to look for Flanders goes out into the desert
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  Speaker 3: on a I think it was something desert horse. We
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  Speaker 3: call it desert horse anyway, desert car and it gets lost,
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  Speaker 3: has like an epiphany, thinks he's now the Messiah. And
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  Speaker 3: then they explain that apparently this is a condition to
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  Speaker 3: people who'll suffer from when they go to Jerusalem. Jerusalem.
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  Speaker 4: Now, in your research, did you find is this actually
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  Speaker 4: a thing that happened.
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  Speaker 3: I refuse to believe this is an actual thing. I
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  Speaker 3: don't think people go then and think they come out
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  Speaker 3: thinking their guide or that's the case.
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  Speaker 4: No, people may go and have and have like some
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  Speaker 4: kind of conversion or epiphany. It's like, wow, all this
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  Speaker 4: stuff that I read about in the Bible, Well, that's
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  Speaker 4: an actual place that's pretty wild. Yeah, but I don't
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  Speaker 4: think Jerusalem syndrome is actually a thing.
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  Speaker 3: And hope it becomes a messiah and people buy into it.
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  Speaker 3: He's like, you're now going to be like he creed
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  Speaker 3: you or something something like that. I will say, however, yeah, I.
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  Speaker 4: Will occasionally break out the green highlight to go, hey,
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  Speaker 4: favorite bits of this episode. I only have one instance
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  Speaker 4: where I broke out the green highlight. Don't spoil it
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  Speaker 4: the favorite, but it does involve that particular sequet.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, we'll all go to tease for the favorite moments,
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  Speaker 3: so stick around. But this is the kind of episode
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  Speaker 3: for me. I always say, there's people out there that
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  Speaker 3: just hate the Simpsons for the sake of hate the Simpsons.
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  Speaker 3: It's not the way it used to be. Shape your
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  Speaker 3: fist that cloud, right, But these are the kind of
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  Speaker 3: episodes where you kind of get justified because if you
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  Speaker 3: just tuned into the Simpsons after ten years and this
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  Speaker 3: was what you saw, you would go, I'm not watching
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  Speaker 3: the Simpsons ever. Again, that is highly correct. Honestly, as
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  Speaker 3: a fan, if I tuned in after a couple of
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  Speaker 3: years and this was the one that I watched, I
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  Speaker 3: would go this show has lost it? Yeah, lost it?
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  Speaker 3: Did you laugh once? I maybe got a couple of chuckles,
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  Speaker 3: But I just thought this one was so nothing. It
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  Speaker 3: was just I'm watching. I got to the end and
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  Speaker 3: I went, what was the point? Now? The tour guy
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  Speaker 3: was played by Sasha, right, were these jokes funny if
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  Speaker 3: you're Jewish? Or was it just like you have to
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  Speaker 3: be Jewish to get the jokes in this episode? Because
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  Speaker 3: it was completely lost on me. I was watching this going,
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  Speaker 3: he's just being mean, He's just speaking really fast, coming
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  Speaker 3: understand him half the time.
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  Speaker 4: Let's we're gonna we're have to walk very carefully through
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  Speaker 4: a lot of these things, because I mean, I think
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  Speaker 4: we're trafficking in sort of like cultural and I guess
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  Speaker 4: racial stereotized to some degree. I may be incorrected, but
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  Speaker 4: I want there may be a distinction between, say, what
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  Speaker 4: you traditionally regard as the Jewish identity and the Israeli identity.
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  Speaker 3: How do I frame it?
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  Speaker 4: Maybe all Israelis are Jewish, but not all Jewish Israeli
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  Speaker 4: from what I understand, and again I'm trying not to
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  Speaker 4: offend anyone when I say this. I'm just going by
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  Speaker 4: what I've heard and what I can sort of set
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  Speaker 4: me understand is that the Israeli character can be viewed
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  Speaker 4: as a very upfront and to some degree confrontational, but
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  Speaker 4: you want to be less than charitable. You could say
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  Speaker 4: arrogant and abrasive, and maybe that's a play on that,
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  Speaker 4: and it's Yeah, the comic character was well comic effect,
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  Speaker 4: pushing it to ludicrous extreme.
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  Speaker 3: I'm watching it. Having said that, none of just felt
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  Speaker 3: scripted off, felt like, hey, Sasha just just just be
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  Speaker 3: angry at the microphone for twenty minutes sometimes where we
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  Speaker 3: talking for like thirty seconds straight and the people around
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  Speaker 3: him were just sort of rolling their eyes, and I'm going, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: I feel you, Yeah, what is this? Yeah, Now, I've
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  Speaker 3: read some reviews where they were saying, oh, yeah, I've
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  Speaker 3: had tour guides like this who are and not necessarily
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  Speaker 3: Israeli ones. Just you know, you'll go to a different
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  Speaker 3: country and you'll go on a cultural tour or whatever,
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  Speaker 3: and the tour guide will be talking a mile a
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  Speaker 3: minute and wanting to do their thing as opposed to
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  Speaker 3: almost like doing a tight five, as opposed to imparting information.
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  Speaker 3: But having said that, yeah, I mean I didn't find
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  Speaker 3: it all that human. I didn't really know anything about
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  Speaker 3: this episode going in and all throughout. When you've got
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  Speaker 3: the tour guide, I was like, who is this? You know?
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  Speaker 4: And props to Sasha Baron Cohnor. I think he's a
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  Speaker 4: very talented person. He clearly immersed himself in this character
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  Speaker 4: and up that I was like, oh, he is Jewish,
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  Speaker 4: which ye yeah, well yeah, that is a very big
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  Speaker 4: part of his I guess identity. I mean he's he's
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  Speaker 4: very pro.
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  Speaker 3: Jude days and we'll pro jew What he did with
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  Speaker 3: this character was like, I didn't know that was Sasha
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  Speaker 3: Baron Cohen. At the end, I kind of went, oh,
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  Speaker 3: that's Sasha Barron going I don't feel bad for him.
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  Speaker 3: There was so one note it was yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Now, whether that's the joke, I don't know.
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  Speaker 3: I just watched this, going this guy here. You could
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  Speaker 3: have done such a biggest, more entertaining story keeping him
• 8:14
  Speaker 3: in Springfield, tying in Krusty in some way, Krusty being
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  Speaker 3: Jewish maybe could be a cousin of Krusty's a long
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  Speaker 3: lost brother, you know, anyone did the whole rival show
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  Speaker 3: thing again, but tying a story with Krusty.
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  Speaker 4: I just think having him there and then having him
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  Speaker 4: go where he goes at the airport is like, oh boy, yeah,
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  Speaker 4: I mean there's some really I'm know, the bad taste jokes.
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  Speaker 4: At the time, they're worst taste jokes now you know what.
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  Speaker 3: It felt like.
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  Speaker 4: It's almost like, I mean, this is the kind of
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  Speaker 4: shit that you would sort of edit out start raping
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  Speaker 4: dad style.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah. Well. The thing is, though, so Krusty is the
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  Speaker 3: big Jewish character of the show, right, and it feels
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  Speaker 3: like that scene with him at the airport felt like, well,
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  Speaker 3: we need to get Crusty in there somewhere because he's
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  Speaker 3: the Jewish character. So we'll have him a here one
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  Speaker 3: and done. I think he might appear once throughout the episode,
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  Speaker 3: but it's like it's pointless, Yeah, he has no. So
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  Speaker 3: many moments in this episode have no bearing on the story.
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  Speaker 3: It's like, for example, who was the other guest star
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  Speaker 3: the voice of the young girl, Oh Yaley'll.
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  Speaker 4: No, yeah, yeah, yes, who I believe is a singer songwriter?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, okay, so she voices the security It turns out
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  Speaker 3: to be off the tour tour guide. Yeah. So her
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  Speaker 3: point was she chases Bart for like a chase and
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  Speaker 3: it goes forever and then she they have like a
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  Speaker 3: and then she has her own version of karate and
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  Speaker 3: they beat she beats him up, and that's it. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: The Israeli marshal out Kraub Macgardens apparently kind of bad us.
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  Speaker 4: I wouldn't I'd like to learn it. Actually, yeah, and
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  Speaker 4: it's not fucking around and.
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  Speaker 3: But but what was the point. It didn't have any
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  Speaker 3: bearing on this, There was no the story is that
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  Speaker 3: the Home of Flanders story. But by the time they
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  Speaker 3: get to Israel, it's just the Simpsons are going to
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  Speaker 3: this Lamark, The Simpsons are going to that Lambart, The
• 9:58
  Speaker 3: Simpsons are going here. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Look, there are some episodes where you know they've got
• 10:03
  Speaker 4: the initial idea and it's like, I don't mind that,
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  Speaker 4: you can actually do some interesting stuff with that. And
• 10:08
  Speaker 4: that's the issue. That's the episode we're going to be
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  Speaker 4: talking about next. I think that American History Excellent, which
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  Speaker 4: is our next episode, I think has got a really
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  Speaker 4: sturdy foundational idea.
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  Speaker 3: This not so much. Yeah, I completely agree. When we
• 10:21
  Speaker 3: get to the episode next week, I completely agree. There
• 10:23
  Speaker 3: was a lot there that could have been fixed. This
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  Speaker 3: one here is this is folding.
• 10:29
  Speaker 4: This is the planners not worth saving, no.
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  Speaker 3: Worth watching.
• 10:34
  Speaker 4: Well yeah, and also it's everyone comes off badly in.
• 10:38
  Speaker 3: This, especially Homer. I'm much in this is terrible. But
• 10:41
  Speaker 3: I'm like, okay, so this Kevin rest in peace, buddy.
• 10:44
  Speaker 3: But you've regressed the character again because the character felt
• 10:48
  Speaker 3: has been better in recent recent episodes. Yeah, he's just
• 10:51
  Speaker 3: gone back to moronic, horrible cruel but knowing he is
• 10:56
  Speaker 3: too and not caring. I'm just I'm an American tourist.
• 11:00
  Speaker 3: Time do this and it's like, no, no, I have
• 11:04
  Speaker 3: a little make him more pushy Americans as it goes along,
• 11:08
  Speaker 3: when he's confronted with a foreign culture, make him go, no,
• 11:12
  Speaker 3: everything's better in America.
• 11:13
  Speaker 4: Don't have him just step off the plane in a
• 11:15
  Speaker 4: USA hat, just you know.
• 11:17
  Speaker 3: Just in case he didn't forget he was an American tourist.
• 11:19
  Speaker 3: He's wearing USA everything, indeed, but every I mean, but
• 11:21
  Speaker 3: Ned as well. I mean, I think we've had episodes
• 11:25
  Speaker 3: in the past or experiences in the past with Ned
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  Speaker 3: where he's kind of like, I want to sort of
• 11:30
  Speaker 3: bring people around in my way of thinking. But he's
• 11:32
  Speaker 3: never been all that sort of pushy I'm taking you
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  Speaker 3: to Israel this you this time.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, he usually sort of tries to lead by example.
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  Speaker 3: I suppose it was love to join this one here.
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  Speaker 3: He gave him the challenge of fixing him.
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  Speaker 4: But still, I guess but Ned just came across as
• 11:44
  Speaker 4: really pushing. It's kind of like, dude.
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  Speaker 3: He's up. I've developed this theory this week. I'm trying
• 11:52
  Speaker 3: to work out like people kept saying. I got asked
• 11:54
  Speaker 3: a lot this week by friends, went to a couple
• 11:56
  Speaker 3: of parties. When you're Consimpsons stopped being good and I
• 11:59
  Speaker 3: thought about enough, what about it? This episode? I think
• 12:02
  Speaker 3: it is when Homer the character realized he was an asshole.
• 12:07
  Speaker 3: He was an asshole in the Golden Era at times,
• 12:10
  Speaker 3: but he was oblivious to it, and then he got
• 12:12
  Speaker 3: called out for it and went, you know what, I'm sorry,
• 12:14
  Speaker 3: let me fix this. There came a point where the
• 12:17
  Speaker 3: Homer character was a prick to everybody, deliberately didn't care.
• 12:22
  Speaker 3: They would call him out for it and he go, shut up, mate,
• 12:24
  Speaker 3: So what I'm Homer Simpson. That's when the show started.
• 12:28
  Speaker 3: That's when the vibe of the show changed. When your
• 12:31
  Speaker 3: main character was horrible knowingly and didn't care, didn't want
• 12:36
  Speaker 3: to fix things. And then sometimes they would go They'll
• 12:39
  Speaker 3: try and have an ending where he's like, I really
• 12:40
  Speaker 3: need to fix something, but you've been so horrible for
• 12:42
  Speaker 3: so long deliberately that there's no redemption here, very much
• 12:45
  Speaker 3: the case. Yeah, just this episode here, I just left going,
• 12:49
  Speaker 3: this is everything that people say they don't like the
• 12:52
  Speaker 3: sims anymore. This is case in point, this is why
• 12:54
  Speaker 3: you would stop watching the Simpsons.
• 12:56
  Speaker 4: Yeah, looks poorly deployed, Yester oh Man.
• 13:02
  Speaker 3: And honestly one of my wasn't wasn't that good? Not
• 13:05
  Speaker 3: that good?
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  Speaker 4: One of my pet peeves jokes that explain themselves. And yeah,
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  Speaker 4: as I said, a found a faulty foundation for a story. Yeah,
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  Speaker 4: no good, no good, no Blino.
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  Speaker 3: And then by the end of it, because the people
• 13:20
  Speaker 3: buy into which you get into your favorite moments that
• 13:22
  Speaker 3: people buy into Homer's new philosophy on well peace and
• 13:25
  Speaker 3: whatnot and with religion, Flantnus now thinks I go through
• 13:29
  Speaker 3: to him, right like, I'm going, no, you didn't, And
• 13:30
  Speaker 3: then he gets into Planet Homes like you got through
• 13:32
  Speaker 3: to me. I'm like, wait a minute, no you didn't,
• 13:34
  Speaker 3: because we know the next episode you're going to go
• 13:36
  Speaker 3: back to being a pricta Flanners again. Exactly.
• 13:38
  Speaker 4: You can't be putting a band aid on at the
• 13:39
  Speaker 4: very end and thinking that you've caused you know, you've
• 13:43
  Speaker 4: saved an amputated leg.
• 13:45
  Speaker 3: I just didn't like this episode. Bottom of the barrel.
• 13:47
  Speaker 3: This is bottom. This is top five worst episodes for me.
• 13:51
  Speaker 3: It ain't great, it's it's bad. Yeah, it's no good
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  Speaker 3: at all. It's horrible.
• 13:55
  Speaker 4: By the way, this episode apparently received mixed to positive reviews.
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  Speaker 3: I refuse to believe that, yes, which only confirms the
• 14:02
  Speaker 3: rumor the Jews do run the media. God, I'm true,
• 14:08
  Speaker 3: don't mean it. My favorite, all right, favorite moments in
• 14:12
  Speaker 3: the episode is the Davis.
• 14:13
  Speaker 4: I only have one, and it's when Homer does, in
• 14:15
  Speaker 4: fact trying to bring peace to the Middle East by
• 14:18
  Speaker 4: saying that not all of us eat pork, not all
• 14:20
  Speaker 4: of us eat sheellfish, but all of us love chicken.
• 14:22
  Speaker 4: It's like, that's actually not a bad.
• 14:26
  Speaker 3: Yeah, and I think the the Arabic guy says, yeah,
• 14:30
  Speaker 3: it's good Google with kageen and yeah, yeah, boil it.
• 14:33
  Speaker 3: And but so does anyone not like chicken? You know
• 14:35
  Speaker 3: what it is because we're raised to eat chicken nuggets.
• 14:40
  Speaker 3: The staple kids mill at a pub nuggets and chips.
• 14:42
  Speaker 3: Oh yeah, very much so. Over the last couple of decades,
• 14:45
  Speaker 3: I've just I've just sort of fallen on the point
• 14:47
  Speaker 3: of now of what the kids are doing something. It's
• 14:49
  Speaker 3: like nuggets and chips, Like what's how high? Sir?
• 14:54
  Speaker 4: Well, if you were watching on YouTube a little earlier,
• 14:58
  Speaker 4: by means go back and do something's I think stopping
• 15:00
  Speaker 4: it but you may see over Dando's shoulder the World's
• 15:03
  Speaker 4: Best Dad picture, drawn by Elliott.
• 15:07
  Speaker 3: Tell you what is my favorite food? K Well, my
• 15:12
  Speaker 3: dad is always my dad always says funny things my dad.
• 15:16
  Speaker 3: My favorite thing about Dad is he's cheeky. My dad
• 15:19
  Speaker 3: is thirty seven. His favorite color is blue. That's correct.
• 15:22
  Speaker 3: That is so good at footy, and dad makes the
• 15:24
  Speaker 3: best I think it says snitzles. Okay, he's right about
• 15:28
  Speaker 3: most of those things. But yeah, certainly. But yeah, everybody
• 15:32
  Speaker 3: loves chicken. Hey, guess what that was my favorite moment
• 15:35
  Speaker 3: from this episode? Read what my favorite moment was? Guy
• 15:40
  Speaker 3: none full stop none bullstop cooked and I went, I'm
• 15:47
  Speaker 3: sure I chuckled, But you know what, I'll get to
• 15:49
  Speaker 3: those when we do have full run through, because I
• 15:50
  Speaker 3: couldn't be bother going back and trying to find them. Yeah,
• 15:53
  Speaker 3: not normally those bits when I'm doing the the review
• 15:55
  Speaker 3: and taking notes where I go, oh, that's a good one.
• 15:57
  Speaker 3: I'll put that in my favorite moments. Nothing.
• 15:59
  Speaker 4: I couldn't find any Everything I've written down here is like,
• 16:02
  Speaker 4: either this might have aged badly, oh boy, but kind
• 16:08
  Speaker 4: of a jerk too. There is my favorite note. They're
• 16:11
  Speaker 4: a point to this.
• 16:13
  Speaker 3: In this accent and yeah, this is no good. But
• 16:18
  Speaker 3: here's the thing. I couldn't tell if this episode was
• 16:22
  Speaker 3: pro Jewish or anti Submittic. That's the problem, isn't it.
• 16:27
  Speaker 3: It's so weird. Yeah, and not weird in a good way. No,
• 16:30
  Speaker 3: it's highlighting all the stereotypes of the culture, but really
• 16:33
  Speaker 3: painting in a negative light. Yeah.
• 16:36
  Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, well we've done our favorite moments.
• 16:38
  Speaker 3: That's that. Yeah. I will say the one bit that
• 16:41
  Speaker 3: I liked about this one was at the start because
• 16:43
  Speaker 3: I felt the most at least somewhat normal Simpsons episode
• 16:46
  Speaker 3: where Homa was playing with the kids on the slipping
• 16:48
  Speaker 3: side and stuff like that. There's a couple of sort
• 16:50
  Speaker 3: of funny zingers there because I always like it when
• 16:54
  Speaker 3: I see Homo somewhat being a good dad. But even still,
• 16:56
  Speaker 3: it was being a jerk at the same time, and
• 16:58
  Speaker 3: I was just like, Ah's he's done a dumb down
• 17:01
  Speaker 3: jerky where he rips out the bit of the lawn lawn.
• 17:06
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and then of tribal jungle dancers.
• 17:09
  Speaker 3: What is going on here?
• 17:11
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's very much what is going.
• 17:15
  Speaker 3: Next question you there eating the paste trivia time. My
• 17:19
  Speaker 3: first question for you is what is the name of
• 17:21
  Speaker 3: the little girl? Oh, it's a really well, it's very
• 17:26
  Speaker 3: Israeli name. Is it dieta it? Do I know a
• 17:31
  Speaker 3: door ring once?
• 17:33
  Speaker 4: I have not known anyone by that name, but asked
• 17:37
  Speaker 4: the end of that chapter, and now you know the
• 17:40
  Speaker 4: rest story. My first question is Ned's clock has a
• 17:45
  Speaker 4: saying on it?
• 17:45
  Speaker 3: What is that? Which? Where was the clock in the kitchen? Yeah?
• 17:49
  Speaker 3: It says time for a good deed? Okay. What does
• 17:52
  Speaker 3: Jesus arms are like? The Oh a nice one? What
• 17:54
  Speaker 3: I thought it would have been the cross? Maybe those
• 17:58
  Speaker 3: arms are moving? What was on his bracelet? W W
• 18:03
  Speaker 3: J D Yeah, Tyler Durton do.
• 18:09
  Speaker 5: Uh?
• 18:10
  Speaker 4: When they get to the hotel in Jerusalem, the breakfast
• 18:14
  Speaker 4: buffet closes.
• 18:15
  Speaker 3: When interim minutes. It's intimidate because it wasn't an actual time,
• 18:19
  Speaker 3: was just intim minutes. I actually didn't mind that because
• 18:22
  Speaker 3: I will put it to a vote and they all
• 18:23
  Speaker 3: vote the breakfast buff I'm not a big fan of
• 18:25
  Speaker 3: breakfast buffets. I find I get to it and I
• 18:29
  Speaker 3: go once about a couple of eggs. I'm like, I
• 18:30
  Speaker 3: don't want to have all I can eat at breakfast
• 18:32
  Speaker 3: time because I feel like a sloth for the rest
• 18:34
  Speaker 3: of the day. Correct. I mean, if you're gonna eat
• 18:35
  Speaker 3: the biggest meal, it should be the morning because you
• 18:37
  Speaker 3: can work it off throughout the day. But I don't
• 18:39
  Speaker 3: want to feel like a bloated mess from breakfast time onwards. No, No,
• 18:42
  Speaker 3: it's true. Do you do you like a good OI
• 18:43
  Speaker 3: you can eat buffet, not breakfast buffet, just all you
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: can eat for dinner. Wise, I like, I like all
• 18:48
  Speaker 3: you can eat buffets for dinner, not breakfast.
• 18:50
  Speaker 4: I mind a breakfast buffet in all honesty.
• 18:53
  Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, and one that's I like the unlimited hash
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: Browns I do take.
• 18:58
  Speaker 4: But then, I mean, we went out for Mother's Day
• 19:02
  Speaker 4: a little while ago. When it was Mother's Day, you
• 19:04
  Speaker 4: did with shouldn't want you around put I put my
• 19:08
  Speaker 4: back out on staying in bed, like okay, mom, went
• 19:13
  Speaker 4: to a very well it was a pretty nice place,
• 19:15
  Speaker 4: but it was like, oh, hashma, Yeah, I've also got
• 19:17
  Speaker 4: this dealer where it's like, okay, you order eggs and
• 19:20
  Speaker 4: that costs this much, and then side side side side side,
• 19:22
  Speaker 4: it's like.
• 19:22
  Speaker 3: Three dollars per hash brown.
• 19:23
  Speaker 4: Man, we used to make things in this country, but
• 19:25
  Speaker 4: I mean breakfast.
• 19:26
  Speaker 3: You know, you dolls for spinish, three dollars for this,
• 19:29
  Speaker 3: three dollars for that. And I'm like, what do you mean?
• 19:31
  Speaker 3: They should be automatic on the big break doesn't this
• 19:34
  Speaker 3: say big breakfast?
• 19:36
  Speaker 4: Just look like a man who had all he could
• 19:37
  Speaker 4: eat but a hash brown. And it was kind of
• 19:40
  Speaker 4: like a giant like all those things, a little like
• 19:44
  Speaker 4: a giant potato gem and all we're sort of mashing.
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: That's what you want, No, it's not what you want.
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: You want a thin, flat, correct, crispy and crispy.
• 19:53
  Speaker 4: And this was a bit more sort of like it
• 19:55
  Speaker 4: was sold on the outside like nationally.
• 19:57
  Speaker 3: Inside it's like this is not No, they're still one
• 20:00
  Speaker 3: thing that macas get right out the hash Browns. Correct, Yes,
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: did they still do the hotcakes? Didn't they cancel? I'm
• 20:06
  Speaker 3: not sure. I was working at the pop Culture record
• 20:09
  Speaker 3: store the other day and they were like, we're doing
• 20:10
  Speaker 3: a macas are only one and I'm like, nah, go
• 20:12
  Speaker 3: get some chicken project. But they look at it.
• 20:17
  Speaker 4: Everyone likes chicken. But correct, man, I'm a philosophy, I'm
• 20:21
  Speaker 4: a religion, the home of the Whopper. But yeah, looking
• 20:26
  Speaker 4: at the looking at the app and it's like, oh yeah,
• 20:28
  Speaker 4: they're still got hot. Because I'm trying to determine that
• 20:31
  Speaker 4: we're in that sweet spot of like, do we have breakfast?
• 20:33
  Speaker 4: Do we had some lunchtime stuff? Saw hotcakes on the manual?
• 20:36
  Speaker 3: That could be interesting. I haven't had a hot cakes
• 20:38
  Speaker 3: for a while from Macas. I don't think it was
• 20:40
  Speaker 3: ever that huge a fan of it. That's just their
• 20:42
  Speaker 3: name for pancakes, wasn't it. Yeah, yeah, I never really
• 20:45
  Speaker 3: had them. I was always just muffin and it was
• 20:48
  Speaker 3: it was a bacon. That's bacon egg, isn't it. You
• 20:50
  Speaker 3: can get a bacon, sausage, m nothing, because it's not
• 20:54
  Speaker 3: just egg. You wouldn't I'm thinking before I had before
• 20:56
  Speaker 3: I went to my pork thing. But I used to
• 20:57
  Speaker 3: bacon egg, big muffin and a couple of hash browns.
• 21:00
  Speaker 3: Your poke thing? Yes, all right? M have I asked you.
• 21:04
  Speaker 3: My next question to you, just ask me one one.
• 21:06
  Speaker 3: Not'm sure.
• 21:08
  Speaker 4: Bart has a list of nicknames. One of them is
• 21:10
  Speaker 4: sergeant what list of nicknames?
• 21:13
  Speaker 3: What is his list of nicknames?
• 21:14
  Speaker 4: I think Dori has like a file on him.
• 21:19
  Speaker 1: You.
• 21:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I didn't pay attention to that.
• 21:23
  Speaker 4: You're gonna be hearing that a lot of this episode.
• 21:24
  Speaker 4: I didn't pay attention to the sergeant spit wod.
• 21:26
  Speaker 3: Okay, so I just when an episode is good, I'll
• 21:30
  Speaker 3: pay attention. I lost interest so many times throughout this
• 21:34
  Speaker 3: I was just like, how long at one? My final question,
• 21:41
  Speaker 3: I'm just going to find one m What is the
• 21:44
  Speaker 3: name of the place that Crusty goes to at the airport.
• 21:47
  Speaker 4: It is a joke that made me go, oh boy,
• 21:50
  Speaker 4: it's the Gaza strip club. The the rational slash funny
• 21:56
  Speaker 4: side of my brain is going, it's not a bad joke.
• 21:59
  Speaker 4: It's okay, word play the human the human being with
• 22:02
  Speaker 4: the souls going.
• 22:04
  Speaker 3: I don't know about that, altho. It's just I was
• 22:06
  Speaker 3: just reading notes here. Well, we'll get to it in
• 22:08
  Speaker 3: the review, because as you're saying, it does paint it
• 22:10
  Speaker 3: in a negative light. It's just like, while I go there,
• 22:14
  Speaker 3: there's this there's that there's none of this when saying, yeah,
• 22:17
  Speaker 3: let's go to Israel a war zone, take my family
• 22:20
  Speaker 3: to a wars that like man, no desert with no
• 22:26
  Speaker 3: casinos anyway, even saying all that's kind of like, I mean,
• 22:32
  Speaker 3: he's not wrong, but also the way he's saying is
• 22:34
  Speaker 3: going like ye was Kevin current Jewish was the right
• 22:39
  Speaker 3: of this episode, even Jewish. Let's have a look Kevin Curran,
• 22:42
  Speaker 3: not the cricketer the right. Wow, that's Kevin Karen. I'm
• 22:47
  Speaker 3: gonna have it a guess and say yes. Harvard College.
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: He was the editor of the Harvard Lampoon. You wrote
• 22:52
  Speaker 3: for the lamp you wrote for the Late Night of
• 22:54
  Speaker 3: David Letterman with Children Simpsons. Can you just hover over
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: his he was nominated? Oh no, sorry, he won three
• 23:02
  Speaker 3: em He's nominated for the war for greatst Story of
• 23:04
  Speaker 3: a Date. What do you want me to do? Sorry?
• 23:06
  Speaker 3: Over his partner's name? Where is that there? I thought
• 23:10
  Speaker 3: he's met his righty partner? Sorry, Alan Fielding.
• 23:13
  Speaker 4: His his partner was the creator of Bridger Joe.
• 23:16
  Speaker 3: Yes, Holy moly, so Kevin.
• 23:19
  Speaker 4: Clearly knows slab when it comes to the comedy.
• 23:23
  Speaker 3: Literally, was the editor of the Harvard lam Boon. He
• 23:26
  Speaker 3: was a Harvard man. I fortunately passed away due to
• 23:29
  Speaker 3: complications of cancer from cancer twenty sixteens or ten years ago.
• 23:33
  Speaker 3: Look rest in peace, Kevin. But holy moly, this episode.
• 23:35
  Speaker 3: What other episodes has he written?
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: Uh?
• 23:38
  Speaker 3: The Island of Doctor Hibbitts segment, eh, spelling as fast
• 23:41
  Speaker 3: as I can, my big fat geek wedding, don't fear
• 23:43
  Speaker 3: the roofer. Didn't mind that one? That was the who
• 23:47
  Speaker 3: was the Rammando? Yeah, sex pies the dar scrapes like.
• 23:51
  Speaker 3: He's done some okay episodes, but man, this one what
• 23:54
  Speaker 3: a stinkery. Kevin doesn't say anything but being jewey. She
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: was born west die Boy Tillywood born Harvart, Connecticut. I
• 24:04
  Speaker 3: don't know, maybe you feel like you get a Jewish writer.
• 24:07
  Speaker 3: But we did touch on this with with Jay Koganoh
• 24:09
  Speaker 3: he's like, no, you don't have to get a female
• 24:10
  Speaker 3: writer to write a female character. So if you just
• 24:12
  Speaker 3: if you know comedy, you know comedy. Hopefully he went
• 24:14
  Speaker 3: to Jewish people and said, is this accurate?
• 24:18
  Speaker 4: Here's the thing we know about the writers, I mean
• 24:20
  Speaker 4: and writing credits. Yeah, I mean his name on this,
• 24:23
  Speaker 4: but it's probably going to be a very collaborative effort,
• 24:25
  Speaker 4: and I mean having a multi talent like Sasha Baron
• 24:28
  Speaker 4: Cohen come on board as well. I imagine he's going
• 24:30
  Speaker 4: to want to add his two cents and.
• 24:32
  Speaker 3: It saves you a lot of time of writing when
• 24:33
  Speaker 3: he can say, hey, just improv or his two shekels.
• 24:37
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• 25:36
  Speaker 3: Yes, rad, haven't heard that word for a while. I'm
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  Speaker 3: ring back rad or radical? Radical? Is rad man just rechid,
• 25:44
  Speaker 3: shouldn't it? So? This episode ovisinally aired March twenty eighth,
• 25:46
  Speaker 3: twenty ten the top three films at US box office
• 25:50
  Speaker 3: when his aired number three, Prince of Persia sounds of time.
• 25:52
  Speaker 3: Never heard of it? Sec? Have you not heard of this?
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: No?
• 25:56
  Speaker 3: Well, based on a video game, Prince of Persia, Okay.
• 25:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah, starring Jake Jillenhall as the titular Prince of Persia.
• 26:05
  Speaker 3: It's it's actually not bad. It's kind of fun. Okay.
• 26:08
  Speaker 4: I think they were thinking it's going to be this
• 26:10
  Speaker 4: massive sort of jonah yeah, okay, yeah, Jake got really
• 26:16
  Speaker 4: buffed for it, Jack, Jake, Jake got jacked.
• 26:20
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Number two was Sex and the City two. Oh yeah,
• 26:24
  Speaker 3: and number one was a movie which is really bad,
• 26:28
  Speaker 3: Shrek forever after. Yeah, look.
• 26:33
  Speaker 4: Take it behind the curtain of folks. We may be
• 26:35
  Speaker 4: talking about Shrek on the movie guard Marltlon Davis. Soon
• 26:38
  Speaker 4: a lot of the Shrek movies post for Shreek. They
• 26:41
  Speaker 4: a sort of fold into one.
• 26:42
  Speaker 3: For me, Number two is good. Number two is good.
• 26:45
  Speaker 3: That's where the Fairy Godmother's into it and introduced Puss
• 26:47
  Speaker 3: in boots, Puss some boots and stuff. Number three and four.
• 26:49
  Speaker 3: No one remembers three and four. It's one and because
• 26:52
  Speaker 3: everyone remembers going to see Shrek two because I was
• 26:54
  Speaker 3: so excited about the scene Shrek one. Yeah, so I
• 26:56
  Speaker 3: think everyone has memories of going to the cinema to
• 26:57
  Speaker 3: see Shrek two. No, and then you got Shrek the
• 26:59
  Speaker 3: third and Shrek Forever after. Yes, And this is the
• 27:02
  Speaker 3: one where it's Timberlaken and I think that's number three.
• 27:07
  Speaker 3: This is the one that has like rubbel Stiltskin or whatever.
• 27:09
  Speaker 4: And does he go back to being he gets he
• 27:11
  Speaker 4: gets yassified.
• 27:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, so no one knows who years and stuff. Yeah.
• 27:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, so he looks like a big buff yeah, big
• 27:16
  Speaker 4: burly dude. He looks like Shrek, but not like not
• 27:19
  Speaker 4: like an ogre.
• 27:19
  Speaker 3: And the and Princess Fianna is like a warrior and
• 27:22
  Speaker 3: she doesn't remember him, and it's just like, oh.
• 27:24
  Speaker 4: Well, maybe they're going to make up for it with
• 27:26
  Speaker 4: Shrek far I hope.
• 27:27
  Speaker 3: So how I love that the guy went on Twitter
• 27:31
  Speaker 3: and he's like, so, guys, this is what's gonna happen
• 27:33
  Speaker 3: in Shrek five. And he's like, I can tell you
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: what the story is going to be after seeing the trailer,
• 27:36
  Speaker 3: and he does like this sixty second rundown and it's
• 27:38
  Speaker 3: like Shrek is going to be delayed for another eighteen months.
• 27:44
  Speaker 3: He just basically just broke down a story I've seen
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: that I have not seen, Like, okay, I've just watched
• 27:48
  Speaker 3: a Strek trailer. This is how the movie is going
• 27:50
  Speaker 3: to go to a t And it was like, within
• 27:51
  Speaker 3: like a couple of weeks, like Shrek has been delayed.
• 27:55
  Speaker 4: My boys at read Letter met It did much the
• 27:56
  Speaker 4: same thing with with Solo when it was a nance,
• 28:00
  Speaker 4: It's like they're gonna do this and they're gonna do that,
• 28:02
  Speaker 4: and look, I think that was obvious to a lot
• 28:03
  Speaker 4: of peoples like oh well, I mean they talked a
• 28:05
  Speaker 4: lot of about the obvious. Beach was like, well, he's
• 28:07
  Speaker 4: going to meet Lando and all this kind of stuff,
• 28:09
  Speaker 4: but they did sort of nails like, yeah, this is
• 28:11
  Speaker 4: how he's this is how he's going to meet Lando,
• 28:13
  Speaker 4: and this is how their relationship is going to go.
• 28:15
  Speaker 3: It's like, you actually know a lot of it. Yeah,
• 28:17
  Speaker 3: but sometimes predictable is okay? Oh yeah, absolutely. I usually
• 28:21
  Speaker 3: it means it makes the most sense.
• 28:22
  Speaker 4: That's the sweet spot. We've talked about this when we've
• 28:25
  Speaker 4: on the movie. I think when we talked about Projetail Mary.
• 28:28
  Speaker 4: You want something that's the same, same but different or
• 28:30
  Speaker 4: you know, different but familiar. It's like, oh, this is
• 28:33
  Speaker 4: hitting a lot of the same beats, but yeah, the
• 28:35
  Speaker 4: notes are slightly different. Well, you know, I feel in
• 28:39
  Speaker 4: safe hands, but also was expecting that.
• 28:41
  Speaker 3: It's like, you know, you know where it's going to
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: end up, but it's the journey to get there. Correct.
• 28:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it sounds like something Shrek would say or maybe Donkey.
• 28:50
  Speaker 4: By the way, Prince of Persia and Sex and the
• 28:52
  Speaker 4: City two both have sort of deserts in them, not
• 28:54
  Speaker 4: unlike yeah, great story of a note. I won't say
• 28:57
  Speaker 4: it's an example of unified theory or full finger discount,
• 28:59
  Speaker 4: but you could make the case.
• 29:01
  Speaker 3: So Sex and the City have any jokes except not really.
• 29:04
  Speaker 4: No. I think Samantha probably won't to have a bunch
• 29:06
  Speaker 4: of sexy Charlot's probably uptight about something. Miranda will say something.
• 29:10
  Speaker 4: You know, Miranda will tell it like it is, and
• 29:12
  Speaker 4: I don't know, carry.
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: On with shoes. Sex and City is one of those
• 29:15
  Speaker 3: shows that were so big and then just disappear, disappear.
• 29:20
  Speaker 3: Well again, they they tried to do that revival show
• 29:22
  Speaker 3: without Samantha, and everyone's like, yeah, we watched it for
• 29:24
  Speaker 3: the Samantha sex pretty much.
• 29:26
  Speaker 4: I mean well and it was called and just like that,
• 29:29
  Speaker 4: wasn't it. Yeah, And I think it went for something
• 29:31
  Speaker 4: like three season really okay, well on two or three
• 29:34
  Speaker 4: some people must have been watching it. Yeah, but I
• 29:35
  Speaker 4: think a lot of people hate watching it, Okay because
• 29:39
  Speaker 4: I don't want to sound all terribly conservative, but it
• 29:42
  Speaker 4: sort of got too woke for its own good. There
• 29:45
  Speaker 4: was a character that everybody hated. Okay, but yeah, if
• 29:50
  Speaker 4: you know, you know so.
• 29:52
  Speaker 3: As I was saying. March twenty eighth, twenty ten. This
• 29:54
  Speaker 3: episode written by Kevin Caarrnis, mentioned and directed by Mike
• 29:57
  Speaker 3: Frank Poulsino. Cashgig is a repeat of the cash Gig
• 30:01
  Speaker 3: from in the name of the grandfather. Which one was
• 30:04
  Speaker 3: that I don't remember? Is the dog show or the
• 30:06
  Speaker 3: dog show? That's right, Yeah, that sort of starts off
• 30:08
  Speaker 3: on a bad note as well. It's just like I
• 30:10
  Speaker 3: don't budge, just cash gag.
• 30:12
  Speaker 4: I know. And also no board gag, no blackboard name.
• 30:16
  Speaker 4: They do have Ralph flying through the air sort of
• 30:18
  Speaker 4: holding onto.
• 30:18
  Speaker 3: A cut kite. It was, Yeah, they repeat those ones
• 30:21
  Speaker 3: a lot. Can we get showed, Bobin Sometimes we've got
• 30:23
  Speaker 3: the rough with the kite we have it's wicked witch. Yeah.
• 30:30
  Speaker 3: So Flanners is hosting Bible study at his house for
• 30:34
  Speaker 3: some reason. Jimbo's there just so they can have the
• 30:36
  Speaker 3: joke here where he says. We're stuck in the middle
• 30:38
  Speaker 3: of Mathew twenty three. He says, as a youth he
• 30:41
  Speaker 3: computer words, I think every couple of sentences, I'm out
• 30:43
  Speaker 3: of here, and he yells out scarpe, and I'm like,
• 30:45
  Speaker 3: talk about a data reference.
• 30:46
  Speaker 4: Holy well, speaking of data references. I mean we can
• 30:50
  Speaker 4: skip ahead just a little bit. But Homer is, yeah,
• 30:53
  Speaker 4: being a jerk and Netflix one, yeah, and interrupting the
• 30:56
  Speaker 4: interrupting the Bible.
• 30:57
  Speaker 3: We'll just get this best. What happens? Yees you almost
• 31:00
  Speaker 3: about to leave, and he says Skype, scop skype and
• 31:02
  Speaker 3: makes him stay. Then Homer interrupts by doing a new
• 31:04
  Speaker 3: slip and slide. I mean, who among us? Well as
• 31:07
  Speaker 3: if you're not going to did you have a slip
• 31:08
  Speaker 3: and slide when you were a kid once or twice?
• 31:11
  Speaker 3: One of the highlights of someone's when dad would pull
• 31:12
  Speaker 3: out the slip and slide? Yeah, and then it would
• 31:14
  Speaker 3: break it and you have to go get a new
• 31:15
  Speaker 3: or from kmart. Correct, yes, but then I actually, actually
• 31:20
  Speaker 3: this could have been one of my favorite moments. So
• 31:21
  Speaker 3: Hammer slides into the pool at the end and he
• 31:23
  Speaker 3: yells at hey, it floats. You know when you're a
• 31:26
  Speaker 3: kid and you first realize, oh, it floats in the
• 31:28
  Speaker 3: order at the winner. Yes, indeed. Then Flanners gets out
• 31:33
  Speaker 3: the emergency leaf and he goes out and he says
• 31:35
  Speaker 3: to Homer, you're the most infuriating.
• 31:38
  Speaker 4: Netflix DVD burglarizing.
• 31:40
  Speaker 3: He said, DVD. Just think there's Netflix burglaring. Both thought
• 31:44
  Speaker 3: it said Netflix DVD burglar DVDD Okay, yeah, okay, which.
• 31:47
  Speaker 4: Is you know, many of our listeners may not be
• 31:51
  Speaker 4: aware that before it was a streaming service, Netflix would
• 31:53
  Speaker 4: just delivered DVDs to your home.
• 31:55
  Speaker 3: I still remember when I first saw those booths popping up,
• 31:58
  Speaker 3: and I was like, as if you're going to get
• 32:00
  Speaker 3: it from here to the video shop? Yeah, And all
• 32:03
  Speaker 3: of a sudden, video show wasn't there anymore? Where do we
• 32:06
  Speaker 3: got movies from now? And when they asked the weather
• 32:07
  Speaker 3: was coming back, said they didn't known. Also, barbecue not
• 32:11
  Speaker 3: turning off in person? Correct, and then an our falls
• 32:14
  Speaker 3: onto barbecue and gets killed. Insiderated yes, and he thinks
• 32:18
  Speaker 3: he's not able to be fixed, you know, and Reverend
• 32:20
  Speaker 3: says you should be up for the challenge. Then we
• 32:22
  Speaker 3: get the grass bit with the random dance outside, which
• 32:24
  Speaker 3: isn't funny, isn't logical, It doesn't make any sense why
• 32:26
  Speaker 3: the kids are doing it with him? What the hell
• 32:27
  Speaker 3: is going on?
• 32:28
  Speaker 4: Prior to all that, however, Well, first of all, two
• 32:31
  Speaker 4: things about Homer's slip and sliding doing it naked? Yeah,
• 32:35
  Speaker 4: But then we see that he's got underpants on. When
• 32:37
  Speaker 4: did that happen?
• 32:38
  Speaker 3: Oh, he put clothes on, and he wouldn't do that,
• 32:40
  Speaker 3: would he? Yeah? Was he doing it?
• 32:44
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 32:44
  Speaker 3: Was he doing it naked? Try and find logical, you'd
• 32:48
  Speaker 3: just go crazy. Okay.
• 32:49
  Speaker 4: Secondly, it's clearly he is doing it naked later on
• 32:51
  Speaker 4: because he does a slide This is yeah, constructed as
• 32:55
  Speaker 4: a gag. It was like, it's got a it's got
• 32:58
  Speaker 4: an audio component, and it's got a visual component. Something
• 33:02
  Speaker 4: about Homer Simpson. I send a butt coming, Homer slips by,
• 33:05
  Speaker 4: Who comes the butt?
• 33:06
  Speaker 3: That's right?
• 33:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, what I've written here. You know this is my
• 33:11
  Speaker 4: particular bug bear. It's like, I know we're all doing well.
• 33:13
  Speaker 4: We doing second screens in twenty ten, probably not.
• 33:17
  Speaker 3: M kids would have had their Yeah, not nice of
• 33:19
  Speaker 3: these stacks are now?
• 33:21
  Speaker 4: How scared of you that people are going to be
• 33:22
  Speaker 4: looking away from the screen for that particular moment and
• 33:25
  Speaker 4: not get the gag. Just like I sense a butt coming,
• 33:27
  Speaker 4: have Homer slide by with his butt sticking out. It's fine,
• 33:30
  Speaker 4: you don't have to hear who comes the butt? It
• 33:34
  Speaker 4: makes me disrespect.
• 33:36
  Speaker 3: You, Yeah me personally, it makes that show I'm talking
• 33:42
  Speaker 3: to you show. It made me. I'm not man, I'm
• 33:47
  Speaker 3: just disappointed. Would that joke that set up work if
• 33:50
  Speaker 3: Homer just went past? Do you think I think so?
• 33:53
  Speaker 4: I sense a butt coming?
• 33:55
  Speaker 3: Wh Yeah, okay, and just move on to the next one. Yeah, yeah,
• 33:59
  Speaker 3: if you us put a button on and have you
• 34:01
  Speaker 3: know little side eyes like did you see that? Yeah, yeah,
• 34:08
  Speaker 3: something like that. But we've touched on this before though,
• 34:10
  Speaker 3: where it was at the aquarium and Marge's running through
• 34:14
  Speaker 3: photos and she's saying what she's looking at? Yeah, and
• 34:17
  Speaker 3: it was similar, And I think we're at a point
• 34:20
  Speaker 3: where maybe there is that fear that people aren't watching,
• 34:22
  Speaker 3: but I don't think. I don't know. Twenty ten, do
• 34:26
  Speaker 3: everyone have the phone? I guess they did. Yeah, but
• 34:29
  Speaker 3: even just it wasn't a thing. Now it's known as
• 34:32
  Speaker 3: second second screen second screen syndrome, yeah, as opposed to
• 34:36
  Speaker 3: Jerusalem syndrome, where at that time I don't think it
• 34:39
  Speaker 3: was a thing yet. I don't think that were we
• 34:41
  Speaker 3: doing it. I don't think so. No, Okay, not to
• 34:46
  Speaker 3: the except we are now anyway. No, but yeah, you're right.
• 34:48
  Speaker 3: It was just so dumb down. But he's doing his
• 34:50
  Speaker 3: random dance with the grass rips off the grass and
• 34:54
  Speaker 3: why I don't know, I don't know. And then he
• 34:59
  Speaker 3: Planners goes there and invites them to be guests to
• 35:01
  Speaker 3: the Holy Zone, and Homer says, oh, I'll take my
• 35:04
  Speaker 3: kids to a war zone and desert with no casino
• 35:06
  Speaker 3: is a place of no pork. Then Margin's randomly agrees
• 35:09
  Speaker 3: and says, we insist on paying our own way. Why
• 35:13
  Speaker 3: why it's the most half asked reason to get them
• 35:17
  Speaker 3: to Jerusalem.
• 35:18
  Speaker 4: Ever, Yeah, there's a lot of stuff in here that
• 35:20
  Speaker 4: could be cut down by a number of seconds to
• 35:24
  Speaker 4: a number of minutes, and you could use those minutes
• 35:27
  Speaker 4: to sort of like give Marge some motivation as to
• 35:29
  Speaker 4: why she would want to take the family to the Holy.
• 35:32
  Speaker 3: Yes, well, look wants to fix Homer. So why the
• 35:35
  Speaker 3: family going?
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: Why what?
• 35:38
  Speaker 3: Marge's like, we're you gonna drop it was maybe even
• 35:40
  Speaker 3: in this episode, I didn't see it at all. Maybe
• 35:43
  Speaker 3: she was just there but never acknowledged. I don't remember
• 35:46
  Speaker 3: seeing her. I recall it either. But the thing is, though,
• 35:49
  Speaker 3: have Homer go there and have maybe Flanders like maybe
• 35:52
  Speaker 3: live out something to having go let's go there and
• 35:55
  Speaker 3: it gets and he's like, oh, all the good stuff
• 35:57
  Speaker 3: or whatever, but like it's just him going, yeah, yeah,
• 36:00
  Speaker 3: I'm going to come, Bud, just like you know what,
• 36:01
  Speaker 3: let's go to Let's take the family, let's pay our
• 36:03
  Speaker 3: way go to Jerusalem. That'll fix your Homer maybe.
• 36:06
  Speaker 4: And this could introduce a bit of storytelling complexity into it.
• 36:11
  Speaker 4: Have ned sort of stretched the truth or tell some
• 36:14
  Speaker 4: very little white lies about what might attract Homer to Jerusale.
• 36:18
  Speaker 3: That's what I'm trying to get at.
• 36:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, it's like, well, I's got this, this, this,
• 36:22
  Speaker 4: and this.
• 36:23
  Speaker 3: What Really I didn't know that you could have even
• 36:25
  Speaker 3: just said hotel has a breakfast buffet.
• 36:27
  Speaker 4: Sold something stupid like that. And actually that's a great gag.
• 36:32
  Speaker 4: You have him say it's got this. It's got all
• 36:34
  Speaker 4: the stuff you've read about in the Bible or heard
• 36:36
  Speaker 4: about through you know, Bible stories or whatever from the
• 36:38
  Speaker 4: greatest story ever told, or you know, but it's also
• 36:41
  Speaker 4: got this, this, and this. There's a lot to love
• 36:43
  Speaker 4: about modern Jerusalem. I was like, no, no, I don't know.
• 36:46
  Speaker 4: I think I'd rather go to you know, one of
• 36:47
  Speaker 4: the like in the hotel it's got breakfast And cut
• 36:51
  Speaker 4: to them on a plane. Yes, cut to the man
• 36:53
  Speaker 4: a plane.
• 36:55
  Speaker 3: We faxed that it's not hard.
• 36:58
  Speaker 4: Kevin Gouren is looking down for him. We go, well
• 37:00
  Speaker 4: down my sounds.
• 37:03
  Speaker 3: We need to build a time machine, go back and
• 37:07
  Speaker 3: fix these episodes. Maybe that's the speck episode.
• 37:10
  Speaker 4: We could write of The Simpsons. Is people watching it
• 37:15
  Speaker 4: in twenty twenty something building a time machine and going
• 37:18
  Speaker 4: back to the nineteen nineties and like bum rutching.
• 37:20
  Speaker 3: The Simpsons writers rooms, like, we could do this instead.
• 37:23
  Speaker 3: That can be like a back to the future tres
• 37:25
  Speaker 3: of Horror segment.
• 37:25
  Speaker 4: Yeah, well yeah, do it like a hot tub time
• 37:27
  Speaker 4: machine deal.
• 37:29
  Speaker 3: How great? But then even still, she says, put on pants,
• 37:33
  Speaker 3: and then this is like the man he hates pants.
• 37:35
  Speaker 3: I'm like, there's not a line for Lisa. No, there's
• 37:39
  Speaker 3: a Bart line, not a Lisa line. What would Lisa say? No, No, Hugh. Anyway,
• 37:45
  Speaker 3: they arrive, I didn't mind a plane riding over the
• 37:47
  Speaker 3: glass as they arrive. Then Homer says, I am that
• 37:52
  Speaker 3: the like Kazan as good as American pancakes. That's why
• 37:55
  Speaker 3: they're holding him hostage at the airport, tied up with guns,
• 37:59
  Speaker 3: and eventually says they are or something with apples. He's like, a,
• 38:06
  Speaker 3: I don't.
• 38:07
  Speaker 4: Thin I've ever said this in the six years I've
• 38:10
  Speaker 4: been off.
• 38:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's just you said a few times. I thought it,
• 38:15
  Speaker 3: but he shouldn't say it. Then Crusty's just randomly there too,
• 38:18
  Speaker 3: because we have to fit the Jewish character in there.
• 38:20
  Speaker 3: He says he's here to sort of, you know, you
• 38:22
  Speaker 3: just want to end up in house. He's going there
• 38:23
  Speaker 3: to sort of beg forgiveness and whatnot, and then he
• 38:26
  Speaker 3: finds out that there is no hell, so he goes
• 38:28
  Speaker 3: to the Gaza strip club. I think that's the end
• 38:30
  Speaker 3: of Crusty, But I think we may see him once.
• 38:32
  Speaker 3: I think we just see him in the back notes
• 38:34
  Speaker 3: or whatever. Anyway, and they show the various stores Bagel
• 38:38
  Speaker 3: Boy instead of Lard Ladd with the Whaling Ward, I
• 38:40
  Speaker 3: think that's the hotel they're staying at, the Whaling Whaling
• 38:42
  Speaker 3: Waldorf Whaling wardof Yeah. Then there's a violin playing, and
• 38:47
  Speaker 3: it turns out it's the gutter cleaner just playing a violin.
• 38:49
  Speaker 3: I think it's the Fiddler on the roof because it's
• 38:51
  Speaker 3: actually the guy who's cleaning the outhers. You had to
• 38:53
  Speaker 3: be cleaning the guthers. Then the tour guide thinks he
• 38:56
  Speaker 3: sounds like Hugh Grant, because so does that then play
• 39:00
  Speaker 3: the fact that he's British. I think so, yeah, And
• 39:02
  Speaker 3: he's got a bit of a British twang to his accent.
• 39:05
  Speaker 3: He doesn't, he doesn't. He's playing out the full blowing accent.
• 39:08
  Speaker 3: I don't know. My name is Jacob.
• 39:11
  Speaker 6: You may notice I speak the English with a slight accent.
• 39:14
  Speaker 7: This is because, as you probably guessed, I used to
• 39:17
  Speaker 7: live in London, and that is why I sound like
• 39:20
  Speaker 7: you grant. Come on, let's go. We got a lot
• 39:22
  Speaker 7: of holy sides to say. Yalla, we finish early. We
• 39:25
  Speaker 7: go to jewelry, strong by my cousin. No talk is true,
• 39:30
  Speaker 7: great prices, You got to haggle advice.
• 39:32
  Speaker 3: They don't respect you. Come on, let's go. Do you
• 39:34
  Speaker 3: have any safety tips?
• 39:36
  Speaker 6: What are you're talking about? Israeli is the safest country
• 39:39
  Speaker 6: in the world. The only danger is the iteration drink water,
• 39:43
  Speaker 6: don't die. It looks bad on me. Come out, shut
• 39:45
  Speaker 6: your face, let's go.
• 39:46
  Speaker 4: Let's says here.
• 39:48
  Speaker 7: Brochure, brochure?
• 39:50
  Speaker 3: Who you brochure?
• 39:52
  Speaker 6: The same schmoke a new testament.
• 39:54
  Speaker 3: I can't talk to you.
• 39:55
  Speaker 7: You talk to my niece to read, talk to the stupids.
• 40:00
  Speaker 3: Just keep it going and going. And I was like,
• 40:02
  Speaker 3: when are we getting to the fireworks fattery? Fireworks factory?
• 40:06
  Speaker 3: Being the joke, I think the joke was meant to
• 40:09
  Speaker 3: be the way he said stuff.
• 40:12
  Speaker 4: This guy's talking fast, embodying a lot of stereotypes being
• 40:16
  Speaker 4: very pushy. Yeah, the tool guide from hell.
• 40:18
  Speaker 3: He mentions the old city and fantasy exciting. That's where
• 40:21
  Speaker 3: BC turned into a C And Homo says, we've got
• 40:24
  Speaker 3: plenty of ad, sorry ad. And Homer wants the breakfast buffet,
• 40:28
  Speaker 3: so I put it to a vote and Flanders loses,
• 40:30
  Speaker 3: even the reverend's big fan of the breakfast buffet. Now
• 40:33
  Speaker 3: they're at King David's tomb.
• 40:37
  Speaker 6: Everybody please shut her face. Here we go, this sacred
• 40:40
  Speaker 6: spot on Mounsey On is King David's tomb? Also will
• 40:43
  Speaker 6: your Jesus who was a native born Israeli by the way,
• 40:46
  Speaker 6: sand the circumcise, perfect English accent, the whole deal. This
• 40:50
  Speaker 6: is where he had his last supper before they took
• 40:53
  Speaker 6: him away.
• 40:54
  Speaker 3: And haven't him up on that course? Hey, you you're
• 40:58
  Speaker 3: not part of the group. Not listening? What is is it?
• 41:00
  Speaker 7: Reels free country man.
• 41:07
  Speaker 3: Avallet No.
• 41:14
  Speaker 7: That I think it, But okay, that's it because of him,
• 41:21
  Speaker 7: no Armenian quota, forget it, it's gone.
• 41:24
  Speaker 3: Oh thanks to mister listen for free. So is he
• 41:28
  Speaker 3: just saying actual profanities in Hebrews? No idea. It goes
• 41:31
  Speaker 3: on and on and on and on and just no payoff.
• 41:38
  Speaker 3: It's just yeah, terrible flanners and praise for Homer, and
• 41:43
  Speaker 3: by doing so, he's interfering with bart trying to break
• 41:45
  Speaker 3: the record for the longest Is it the handstand hands?
• 41:48
  Speaker 3: But walking on your hand handstand? Is there is there
• 41:50
  Speaker 3: a term for that? I wrote handstand walk. I think
• 41:52
  Speaker 3: that's all it is, walking on your hands? Maybe yeah?
• 41:55
  Speaker 3: He Homan then says he's American tourist. He's here to
• 41:58
  Speaker 3: see the sites. Try the goofy food and bread. Shekels
• 42:00
  Speaker 3: with Carolyn the Carolina Panthers credit card. Don't get me started.
• 42:05
  Speaker 3: Why Carolina Panthers? About the Carolina Panthers, Well, since wonder.
• 42:09
  Speaker 4: When you say keep going? And they joked about it twice.
• 42:12
  Speaker 4: But even then that's too too many. But I have
• 42:15
  Speaker 4: no idea Homer again, all due respect to our man
• 42:20
  Speaker 4: Kevin Curran. Maybe they're his team, I don't know.
• 42:23
  Speaker 3: Who knows. Then he says he'll turn off his camera.
• 42:28
  Speaker 3: This is the point where I went. This is actually
• 42:30
  Speaker 3: the point where I said I'm done. So he says,
• 42:32
  Speaker 3: to have a turn off your camera. Harmas says, I'll
• 42:34
  Speaker 3: only do it if you say it in a Dracula voice.
• 42:37
  Speaker 3: So then he does he goes Blair and then that's
• 42:41
  Speaker 3: going straight to stupid Flanders dot Org. I was like,
• 42:44
  Speaker 3: this is the lamest script. So bad, so bad, Sorry,
• 42:50
  Speaker 3: it's so so bad. Homer then agrees to pray, but
• 42:55
  Speaker 3: he's already got But but then as they're praying, you
• 42:57
  Speaker 3: hear that blah yeah, and then and it's like stop
• 43:00
  Speaker 3: playing what I just recorded? Was like, no, it's my
• 43:02
  Speaker 3: ring tone. I'm like, how how is it his ring tone?
• 43:06
  Speaker 3: Now we're in the same ten seconds? What nothing, no
• 43:11
  Speaker 3: time to transpire it.
• 43:12
  Speaker 4: It's a shame. It's a shame o. Cameras are not on.
• 43:15
  Speaker 4: You need to see Dando's hands when he's doing this.
• 43:18
  Speaker 4: It's remarkable. They're just moving around. It's a independent of
• 43:21
  Speaker 4: his independent of his body. But can you explain the
• 43:25
  Speaker 4: logit there? Though I cannot. I can I immediately.
• 43:27
  Speaker 3: Start praying and then what fan has just recorded as
• 43:30
  Speaker 3: then yeah, do we have the technology now? But it
• 43:33
  Speaker 3: wasn't filming on the camera. He was taking photos, wasn't
• 43:35
  Speaker 3: he No, he's filming but no, he had a hand
• 43:39
  Speaker 3: came ye. But then somehow it's gone from that video
• 43:41
  Speaker 3: camera to Homer's phone as a ring tone.
• 43:43
  Speaker 4: I don't think Wi Fi was that blue at that
• 43:45
  Speaker 4: sta bluetooth or whatever.
• 43:46
  Speaker 3: I don't think you do it now.
• 43:48
  Speaker 4: Still, I don't think you can. If one was to
• 43:52
  Speaker 4: be very generous, you could say, Okay, this is just
• 43:56
  Speaker 4: playing on the traditional Homer and Ned odd couple dynamic.
• 44:00
  Speaker 4: They rub each other the wrong way, or at least
• 44:02
  Speaker 4: Homer rubs Ned the wrong way. But yeah, he's just
• 44:06
  Speaker 4: it's executed poorly.
• 44:09
  Speaker 3: But it's just the logic of how has no one
• 44:11
  Speaker 3: in the writer's room gone? But how is it his
• 44:13
  Speaker 3: ring tone yet? And why was that? Even sounds funny?
• 44:18
  Speaker 3: Because he gets right because he orders food, doesn't he
• 44:20
  Speaker 3: somebod he does?
• 44:22
  Speaker 4: Oh yeah, he gets ordered like a delivery to the
• 44:24
  Speaker 4: to the tomb.
• 44:25
  Speaker 3: Yeah she cares. We're now at the whaling Wall, and
• 44:28
  Speaker 3: this is where we see Krusty again and he's asking
• 44:31
  Speaker 3: for the fix of the parking tickets.
• 44:33
  Speaker 4: Yes, now, under normal circumstances, I'll be writing these downs
• 44:37
  Speaker 4: like trivia question times like NA checked out.
• 44:40
  Speaker 3: And I am checked out.
• 44:41
  Speaker 4: But then and Bart's being a jerk off at the
• 44:44
  Speaker 4: whaling Wall.
• 44:44
  Speaker 3: And he's reading all the wishes and the prayers and
• 44:47
  Speaker 3: he's like not happening, not happening. Not happening then, but
• 44:51
  Speaker 3: Homos is, what are you doing is I'm reading all
• 44:52
  Speaker 3: everybody's prayers and I'm doing what God does, reading prayers
• 44:55
  Speaker 3: and ignoring them.
• 44:57
  Speaker 4: So Edgy sticking that religion.
• 45:01
  Speaker 3: Then he finds home and mocks him, and then apparently
• 45:04
  Speaker 3: Bart's wish was to give Dad another heart attack. Sure,
• 45:10
  Speaker 3: but then skates off and the tour guys sash just
• 45:13
  Speaker 3: out spite him, like the first child of Egypt, and
• 45:16
  Speaker 3: then he says, dead baby, dead baby, pass over, dead baby.
• 45:18
  Speaker 3: Well think that's you.
• 45:19
  Speaker 4: Know, King Herod getting all the firstborn boys executed.
• 45:25
  Speaker 3: We heard that story. I don't really want to if
• 45:27
  Speaker 3: that's the hand of it.
• 45:28
  Speaker 4: It's pretty nasty.
• 45:30
  Speaker 3: King Herod. If he wanted to make sure he was still.
• 45:31
  Speaker 4: There he heard there was like, yeah, oh shit, this
• 45:35
  Speaker 4: is how And he was like, well, there's a new
• 45:39
  Speaker 4: little baby Messiah boy out there. Kill all the firstborn,
• 45:42
  Speaker 4: kill all the baby boys.
• 45:44
  Speaker 3: And yeah, apparently the ones that that's where.
• 45:49
  Speaker 4: Passover comes from. Apparently okay, and which is delightful. Yeah,
• 45:53
  Speaker 4: this episode apparently aired on Passover.
• 45:55
  Speaker 3: Okay. But then Dorich chases after him and then she
• 45:58
  Speaker 3: beats him up and they have a little yeah, they
• 46:01
  Speaker 3: have like when was this twenty ten?
• 46:03
  Speaker 4: This even this feels out of time because I mean
• 46:05
  Speaker 4: there was everything that post Matrix thing where everyone was
• 46:08
  Speaker 4: sort of doing like current vites, you know, and it
• 46:12
  Speaker 4: was zoomed up and bullet timed and all that.
• 46:14
  Speaker 3: Charlie the Charlie Angels movies were really big on that.
• 46:16
  Speaker 3: They were we're talking about The og Ones with Cameron
• 46:19
  Speaker 3: Diaz and Drew Barrymore. Speaking of Cameron Diaz, guess what
• 46:21
  Speaker 3: film the kids wanted to watch again yesterday? Was it
• 46:23
  Speaker 3: The Mask? What's The Mask? Of course that movie is
• 46:27
  Speaker 3: off its head, mate, absolutely off its head. It goes
• 46:31
  Speaker 3: from like this random scene till all of a sudden
• 46:33
  Speaker 3: he gets arrested and then his daddy with police officers
• 46:36
  Speaker 3: in the street and shit, and I'm like, and the
• 46:37
  Speaker 3: kids are just in awe. I'm like, what the hell
• 46:40
  Speaker 3: is going on? Pretty well, but it's the perfect script
• 46:43
  Speaker 3: for Jim Carrey. Oh absolutely yeah, and.
• 46:48
  Speaker 4: This is just post I think it's his first thing
• 46:50
  Speaker 4: after ace Ventura.
• 46:52
  Speaker 3: But I mean.
• 46:54
  Speaker 4: They were all the same year. Yeah, but I mean.
• 46:56
  Speaker 3: It was pretty that's a crazy for pretty big year. Yeah,
• 46:59
  Speaker 3: But I mean I don't think they knew ace Ventura
• 47:01
  Speaker 3: was going to hit as big as it did.
• 47:02
  Speaker 4: They just realized, oh, we got lightning on a bottle
• 47:04
  Speaker 4: with carry here.
• 47:05
  Speaker 3: So yeah, well, they didn't want it originally and the
• 47:07
  Speaker 3: director was like, oh was the right of director? I
• 47:09
  Speaker 3: think the director was like, no, I want this guy.
• 47:12
  Speaker 3: He is perfect. Yeah. I think The Mask was the
• 47:14
  Speaker 3: first film he filmed, wasn't it, because it talks about
• 47:17
  Speaker 3: in the documentary how he saw him on in living
• 47:20
  Speaker 3: color and he's like, that's the guy we want.
• 47:22
  Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, maybe, yeah, I'm not sure. I'm pretty sure
• 47:26
  Speaker 4: that ace Ventura was released first, then The Mask, then
• 47:29
  Speaker 4: Dumb and Dumber. Everyone was like, holy shit.
• 47:30
  Speaker 3: This guy. I don't think anyone's going to have a
• 47:32
  Speaker 3: year like that again. Can you recall any other year
• 47:34
  Speaker 3: where someone's had three movies like that? No, it was
• 47:38
  Speaker 3: similar acting stars, but three completely different movies. Oh sure, yeah, yeah, yeah,
• 47:44
  Speaker 3: good year nine ninety four four Jim Carrey. But this
• 47:46
  Speaker 3: was a good time for bart. He gets beaten up
• 47:48
  Speaker 3: and apparently her being the tour guys security. Is her
• 47:51
  Speaker 3: doing a military service?
• 47:52
  Speaker 2: Yeah?
• 47:52
  Speaker 3: So is she a child? I don't know.
• 47:55
  Speaker 4: She a little person, not a little person, but you know,
• 47:57
  Speaker 4: I think I was a teenager. Maybe maybe, I don't know.
• 48:00
  Speaker 4: He's like Bart's age.
• 48:01
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Now at the Church of Holy Seprucer, I think
• 48:07
  Speaker 3: for the Church of Holy Soprica, and he tells them
• 48:09
  Speaker 3: all to throw their lemon ice. I guess that's a
• 48:11
  Speaker 3: food people like to have, or a tasty treat people.
• 48:13
  Speaker 3: I don't think so, yeah, just frozen lemonade.
• 48:17
  Speaker 4: I think there's an incredibly popular Israeli movie called Lemon Popsicle,
• 48:22
  Speaker 4: which then popsicle, yes, which is basically a teen sex comedy,
• 48:27
  Speaker 4: very raunchy comedies used to be raunchy, oh yeah, but
• 48:31
  Speaker 4: apparently like one of the most popular Israeli moviees they've
• 48:34
  Speaker 4: ever made.
• 48:34
  Speaker 3: And I think they made a whole series of them,
• 48:36
  Speaker 3: like their American Pie kind of yeah, yeah, of American Pie.
• 48:40
  Speaker 3: It's lemon popsicle correct, Yes, what does he do with
• 48:43
  Speaker 3: the lemon popsicle? She do with it? Oh?
• 48:46
  Speaker 4: In all, I've only ever seen clips of it.
• 48:50
  Speaker 3: The good bit. It's a whole there's.
• 48:52
  Speaker 4: A whole thing I could go into, but we don't
• 48:54
  Speaker 4: have time.
• 48:55
  Speaker 3: Guys been going on Google lemon popsicle sex scenes, screwing
• 48:59
  Speaker 3: up my old rhythm. But Flanners thanks Jesus for the
• 49:03
  Speaker 3: for the challenge of God, the challenge of Homer Simpson
• 49:05
  Speaker 3: off for the challenge of trying to fix home. Okay, yeah,
• 49:08
  Speaker 3: then Homers asleep on the tomb. I'll watched his visual.
• 49:11
  Speaker 3: I was like, oh, go. Then then Homa's asleep there
• 49:14
  Speaker 3: and he confuses Jesus with porky pig, and then Flanners
• 49:18
  Speaker 3: just loses it and he says, I'm going to delete
• 49:21
  Speaker 3: all the photos because you've been here all this time,
• 49:23
  Speaker 3: take photos of funny soda pops. Then he deletes them,
• 49:26
  Speaker 3: and Homer says, that's your camera. So Flanners smashes the
• 49:28
  Speaker 3: camera and gets banned from the church forever. I must
• 49:30
  Speaker 3: have been.
• 49:31
  Speaker 4: That's one moment. It was kind of like, this is
• 49:32
  Speaker 4: a potentially very powerful moment. I mean, not an all
• 49:36
  Speaker 4: time or anything like that, but I mean it's like
• 49:39
  Speaker 4: Ned has come to this land, means a great deal
• 49:41
  Speaker 4: to him, clearly, and he's been true. He's been cast out.
• 49:44
  Speaker 3: Essentially.
• 49:44
  Speaker 4: It's like, well, that's that kind of suck. You know,
• 49:47
  Speaker 4: it's a good story. But he does no back reference
• 49:49
  Speaker 4: to it.
• 49:49
  Speaker 3: No, not really, He's just apparently banned for life.
• 49:51
  Speaker 1: Now do you know why I'm a Christian.
• 49:54
  Speaker 2: Your parents made you.
• 49:56
  Speaker 1: It's because I believe every soul has the possibility of salvation.
• 50:00
  Speaker 1: At least I thought so till now, Homer Simpson, you
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: are not worth saving?
• 50:07
  Speaker 2: What but I said, we'd be neighbors in heaven. Goofing
• 50:10
  Speaker 2: and all the new dead people.
• 50:12
  Speaker 1: Not worth saving?
• 50:15
  Speaker 3: And he thinks he's run up into the desert. So
• 50:17
  Speaker 3: he finds a sandhorse the car of the desert and
• 50:19
  Speaker 3: goes to look for Flanders on a camel in the desert.
• 50:21
  Speaker 3: And then Flanders is actually going to get some lukewarm
• 50:24
  Speaker 3: water from the tea shop, and now he's gone. He says,
• 50:27
  Speaker 3: it's the sandstorm. So he goes to watch a movie
• 50:28
  Speaker 3: which was called the Reformers Reformers, which is just the
• 50:31
  Speaker 3: Jewish version of Transformers correct yes, which were big at
• 50:33
  Speaker 3: the time.
• 50:34
  Speaker 4: They cannot transform the on the Sabbath side. They just
• 50:37
  Speaker 4: power down and read the Torah.
• 50:38
  Speaker 3: Homer falls off the camel and then he has sand
• 50:41
  Speaker 3: and his shoes. Annoyed by this, then the camel bales,
• 50:45
  Speaker 3: and then time has elapsed and he is now singing
• 50:49
  Speaker 3: a song about being horny and thirsty, and he does it.
• 50:51
  Speaker 4: He is doing this to the tune of the theme
• 50:53
  Speaker 4: of Lawrence of Arabia.
• 50:54
  Speaker 3: Yeah. Yes, Then he finds the dead sea and it's
• 50:58
  Speaker 3: too salty, so he adds salt. What's even that logic?
• 51:01
  Speaker 3: Is even too done for home? Yes? Too salty? Maybe
• 51:04
  Speaker 3: some salt will fix this? What what? What are we doing?
• 51:10
  Speaker 3: What are we doing here? Then the vegetables come down,
• 51:13
  Speaker 3: the vegetables known as well.
• 51:14
  Speaker 4: These are the characters from a veggie tails yeah movie
• 51:17
  Speaker 4: or just veggietails.
• 51:18
  Speaker 3: I don't know too much about vegetails now. It started
• 51:21
  Speaker 3: nineteen ninety three according to the wiki page, and the
• 51:24
  Speaker 3: characters are Bob the Tomato and Larry the Q comeback.
• 51:27
  Speaker 3: And there was a third one here, wasn't there? Yeah? Anyway,
• 51:31
  Speaker 3: but they've they've mentioned these guys on The Simpsons before.
• 51:34
  Speaker 3: But I'm pretty sure they were like Claymation. It was
• 51:37
  Speaker 3: because the planners were watching on TV and we had
• 51:40
  Speaker 3: those the Raisins as well, California.
• 51:43
  Speaker 4: Well they were they were always. Yeah, I was selling ship,
• 51:47
  Speaker 4: this was selling selling Christianity to the kids.
• 51:49
  Speaker 3: It was indeed, yes, Piogle Carroc Tomatoes what maybe it
• 51:52
  Speaker 3: must have been a character as well, but Lisa was
• 51:55
  Speaker 3: going to marry possibly, Yeah, but Homany now bluees he's
• 51:57
  Speaker 3: been chosen. He's a chosen one. My agdress's him and
• 52:00
  Speaker 3: now Hma thinks, yeah, I am the Messiah. I don't
• 52:03
  Speaker 3: know this.
• 52:03
  Speaker 4: This joke sort of requires a bit of knowledge of
• 52:06
  Speaker 4: veggie tails, and I was aware of it, but yeah,
• 52:09
  Speaker 4: not sort of a nut. But as we always know,
• 52:12
  Speaker 4: there's nothing funnier than a joke you have to explain.
• 52:15
  Speaker 3: Except you've got on a teminent rant about them explaining
• 52:17
  Speaker 3: a joke.
• 52:18
  Speaker 4: Well, career, become a patron. But I imagine there's got
• 52:25
  Speaker 4: a slade in the writer's room, as like Homer has
• 52:29
  Speaker 4: a vision in the desert with that prompts him to
• 52:31
  Speaker 4: become the Messiah. What's the vision veggietails.
• 52:33
  Speaker 3: It's like you.
• 52:35
  Speaker 4: Gotta go, eh, yeah, God it works.
• 52:39
  Speaker 3: Maybe I don't know, but we're back at the hotel
• 52:42
  Speaker 3: and he says, look upon me and shudder, and he said,
• 52:45
  Speaker 3: we already do that, And Hibbitt says he is suffering
• 52:48
  Speaker 3: from Jerusalem syndrome. At Leasta explains it. It's a name
• 52:51
  Speaker 3: given to religious delusions or psychoses that occur when people
• 52:54
  Speaker 3: visit Jerusalem. And then they realize that Homer has bailed.
• 52:57
  Speaker 3: He's jumped out the window and he's still sitting to
• 52:59
  Speaker 3: the side of the building. Apparently because Lista suggests they
• 53:01
  Speaker 3: go to the DMO with the rock, Hober jumps into
• 53:03
  Speaker 3: a carful of pre owned How he pronounce his word, yummickers, yummachers. Okay,
• 53:08
  Speaker 3: little caps. Yes. Then the too guy goes on another
• 53:11
  Speaker 3: rant and talk about genocide. You guys don't know what
• 53:13
  Speaker 3: it's like if you haven't lived through a genocide. And
• 53:15
  Speaker 3: you'd be angry too if you live through a genocide.
• 53:17
  Speaker 3: And ah, and that's the end of him. Yeah, this
• 53:20
  Speaker 3: goes on another big rant. Yeah, very rant Field episode,
• 53:23
  Speaker 3: this one home that is now inside, and he says
• 53:26
  Speaker 3: he's got a new faith.
• 53:27
  Speaker 5: No one, you shall be called Chris mu juice because
• 53:33
  Speaker 5: when you get down to it.
• 53:35
  Speaker 2: Are not religions the same. They tell you what to eat,
• 53:39
  Speaker 2: when to prey.
• 53:40
  Speaker 5: Oh, it's imperfect clay that we call man can mold
• 53:43
  Speaker 5: itself to resemble the divine, but we can never attain
• 53:47
  Speaker 5: that ultimate grace. While there is hatred in our hearts
• 53:50
  Speaker 5: for each other.
• 53:51
  Speaker 4: I did it.
• 53:52
  Speaker 6: I reached team.
• 53:53
  Speaker 5: Celebrate your commonality. Some of us don't eat pork. Some
• 53:57
  Speaker 5: of us don't eat jellyfish.
• 54:00
  Speaker 2: All of us love chicken.
• 54:03
  Speaker 3: You can see in a soup, you can boil it.
• 54:07
  Speaker 2: Spread the word peace and chicken.
• 54:13
  Speaker 3: And then Agnes interrupts and says, no, he's not the Messiah.
• 54:15
  Speaker 3: I'm the Messiah. And now Doctorhibbitt thinks that he's the Messiah.
• 54:19
  Speaker 3: And then it cuts to them on the plane home
• 54:20
  Speaker 3: and the kids are fighting for a seat, and Lisa
• 54:23
  Speaker 3: now knows the what was the Jewish or the Israeli mma?
• 54:27
  Speaker 3: What's it called? Sorry krav maga. Yes, she beats up
• 54:30
  Speaker 3: Bart for his seat. Homer says, the plan is that
• 54:32
  Speaker 3: you finally go through to me, and he offers to
• 54:34
  Speaker 3: buy him a twelve dollars turkey sandwich. I think and
• 54:37
  Speaker 3: at Greg Norman patter and it ends with him saying
• 54:39
  Speaker 3: I think you can get a better deal from a
• 54:40
  Speaker 3: mall at home, and and Homer says, there's mauls on
• 54:44
  Speaker 3: land and that's the end. I just I'm baffling. Twenty
• 54:50
  Speaker 3: two minutes of The Simpsons. Yes, it was the end
• 54:52
  Speaker 3: of my tolerance for this episode. Yeah, no good. What
• 54:56
  Speaker 3: do we learn, Bomber? What did I learn in this episode?
• 55:01
  Speaker 3: What did I learn? I know? If I learned anything?
• 55:02
  Speaker 3: In this episode.
• 55:03
  Speaker 4: But I'll tell you what I've just learned from typing
• 55:05
  Speaker 4: Jerusalem Syndrome into Google. It's a unique cluster of religiously
• 55:10
  Speaker 4: themed mental phenomena and acute psychotic episodes triggered by a
• 55:13
  Speaker 4: visit to the Holy City of Jerusalem. It's a real thing.
• 55:16
  Speaker 4: Apparently it has three subtypes. Would you like to know
• 55:19
  Speaker 4: about them?
• 55:19
  Speaker 3: I do.
• 55:20
  Speaker 4: Type one pre existing illness, You've already got a severe
• 55:22
  Speaker 4: psychiatric disorder before you arrive in Jerusalem, and usually travel
• 55:25
  Speaker 4: to the city to fulfill a specific divine or delusional missing.
• 55:29
  Speaker 4: Type two is you may not have a full blown psychosis,
• 55:32
  Speaker 4: but you do have extreme obsessive fixations or personality disorders.
• 55:36
  Speaker 4: And type three the quote unquote pure form tourists with
• 55:40
  Speaker 4: entirely healthy psychological backgrounds, no prior history of mental illness.
• 55:44
  Speaker 4: A show of in the Holy City. The overwhelming atmosphere
• 55:46
  Speaker 4: of the place is believed to trigger the Suthern psychosis.
• 55:49
  Speaker 4: So it's LEGiT's well, I don't know if it's legit,
• 55:52
  Speaker 4: but it is something that happens.
• 55:53
  Speaker 3: Okay, So I guess that's somewhat of a logical out. Yeah,
• 55:57
  Speaker 3: But the problem is they ended with Homer saying you've
• 55:59
  Speaker 3: got through to me. Now, I'm no, we know that
• 56:03
  Speaker 3: that's not true. It's not true. Yeah, just I don't know.
• 56:07
  Speaker 3: Stop trying.
• 56:08
  Speaker 4: You cannot throw that hal Mary passed at the end
• 56:10
  Speaker 4: and try to save the home and Ned relationship or
• 56:14
  Speaker 4: give them Homer or Ned any form of redemption. It's
• 56:18
  Speaker 4: not deserved, it's not earned.
• 56:20
  Speaker 3: Oh.
• 56:21
  Speaker 4: By the way, though, one of the symptoms of Jerusalem
• 56:23
  Speaker 4: syndrome is apparently that you don't makeshift white gowns often
• 56:29
  Speaker 4: torn from hotel bed sheets to signify purity and holiness.
• 56:32
  Speaker 3: So they got that bit right. They did good for them.
• 56:35
  Speaker 3: How's that I learned that there's nothing funnier then that
• 56:40
  Speaker 3: is actually pretty fud. I love the recular's catchphrases. From
• 56:47
  Speaker 3: this day forward, your names will be It is time
• 56:50
  Speaker 3: for the Guy Davis new Nan Championship for the greatest
• 56:52
  Speaker 3: story ever Dold. The current leader board stands at this
• 56:56
  Speaker 3: In first position, we have Philip J. Hawkins on twenty
• 56:58
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• 57:01
  Speaker 3: Nathan Briggs on eleven points each, and in third position
• 57:05
  Speaker 3: we have Mike Salter on nine Take it away?
• 57:07
  Speaker 4: So, oh, can anyone beat Philip J.
• 57:09
  Speaker 3: At the stage.
• 57:10
  Speaker 4: Let's find out by the way, we can give this
• 57:12
  Speaker 4: episode a new name, but wouldn't be right just to
• 57:14
  Speaker 4: be a whole new episode. One point goes to Home
• 57:20
  Speaker 4: of the Heretic two this time it's Biblical that is
• 57:23
  Speaker 4: Hughsy Brian Hughes and he I don't know why he
• 57:27
  Speaker 4: use his first points for the season.
• 57:28
  Speaker 3: Possibly not too sure. I'm looking through the leader can't
• 57:30
  Speaker 3: see his name, but anyway, what on Brian Hughes, You're
• 57:32
  Speaker 3: in the game now, Hughsy? Yes.
• 57:34
  Speaker 4: Two points goes to do Vne intervention.
• 57:38
  Speaker 3: Nol Vaughn intervention. That is Briggsy Briggsy with the two
• 57:41
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• 57:44
  Speaker 3: Philip J. Hughsy Briggsy and one who could be next
• 57:47
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• 57:48
  Speaker 4: Three points goes to Holier than.
• 57:51
  Speaker 3: Thee cover Kyle with the three points even he's getting
• 57:54
  Speaker 3: closer to Philip J. Horden. What's your bag, Philip, it's
• 57:57
  Speaker 3: pucker in a bit now on Philip J. We got
• 58:00
  Speaker 3: the puck up, but Philip J. Hawgens still in first
• 58:02
  Speaker 3: position though on twenty two points now outright second clever
• 58:05
  Speaker 3: Kyle on fourteen and outright third, we have Nathan Briggs
• 58:09
  Speaker 3: on thirteen points. Okay, then it's still a race, Yeah
• 58:13
  Speaker 3: it is. There's still you know, five six episodes left
• 58:15
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• 58:18
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