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New York State of Mind · Two Ts In A Pod with Teddi Mellencamp and Tamra Judge

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  Speaker 1: Two Teas in a Pod with Teddy Mellancamps and Tamora Judge.
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  Speaker 2: Hi, guys, we are bad for another episode of two
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  Speaker 2: Teas and a Pod with myself and Tamra Judge. Tamera,
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  Speaker 2: any ship since the last break.
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  Speaker 3: Or I can't. I just can't talk about shit anymore.
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  Speaker 3: I just I don't know what to do. I don't
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  Speaker 3: know what to do with this dog.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, well, I'm gonna bet a shitty situation.
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  Speaker 3: He's the cutest dog in the entire world. But can
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  Speaker 3: you give dogs emodium.
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  Speaker 4: Our doggy diapers during the night, but then you have
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  Speaker 4: to clean the ship off his body?
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  Speaker 5: Ah?
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  Speaker 3: God, it just it needs to be fixed. It needs
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  Speaker 3: to be fixed. Please hold on.
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  Speaker 2: Sorry, my daughter's texted me, Hi, Mom, I'm windows shopping.
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  Speaker 2: If any sores open, can I buy anything?
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  Speaker 4: And we even took like I got him that rat
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  Speaker 4: that fresh food, and I even took that away, thinking
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  Speaker 4: we'll just give him like regular dog food. Still no change,
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  Speaker 4: shitting like he's eating a ton of.
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  Speaker 3: Food a day, Like, oh my god.
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  Speaker 2: All right, so back on track, We're going to talk
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  Speaker 2: about Real Housewives of New York. As I said on
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  Speaker 2: the last episode, it started off the first time I
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  Speaker 2: watched it, I think I went in like not fully
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  Speaker 2: prepared for what I was getting, and I was so
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  Speaker 2: confused because I was like, why does it seem like
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  Speaker 2: I'm watching episode four? I went back multiple times because
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  Speaker 2: I don't say that, because they kept talking about things
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  Speaker 2: that I hadn't seen yet and I couldn't understand it.
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  Speaker 2: And then finally I remembered AKA matt Our producer told
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  Speaker 2: me because I was bitching about it, that Liz was
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  Speaker 2: Lizzie left, yes, because the one girl was let go,
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  Speaker 2: so they didn't just edit her out like they did
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  Speaker 2: with that one girl in Orange County. They just started.
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  Speaker 3: They started face.
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  Speaker 2: That's what I was saying.
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  Speaker 3: Probably maybe she spoke too much. Maybe they couldn't.
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  Speaker 2: Also, I don't know if we're supposed to say this,
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  Speaker 2: And I don't care what year it is. I like
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  Speaker 2: the restaurant catch.
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  Speaker 3: How do you know or how do you know it's catch?
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  Speaker 2: Because they said there it goes catch, that's what it
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  Speaker 2: sounds like, it's a one million percent catch. I still
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  Speaker 2: go there. I enjoy it.
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  Speaker 3: I go to catch, don't I don't know that that is.
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  Speaker 2: So it is. Darren carp even said it on her podcast.
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  Speaker 4: Oh okay, well Darren said it. You know, Darren just
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  Speaker 4: moved to La, so we're gonna now take her out.
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  Speaker 4: We got to get her on the pod, Darrell.
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  Speaker 2: But then I realized, wait, is it that bad?
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  Speaker 3: Catch? Is that bad? I mean, it's right across from
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  Speaker 3: the gangs of words. So I will always go there.
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  Speaker 2: Well, do you think that we're above D list models? No,
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  Speaker 2: we're not. Of course.
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  Speaker 4: I don't go there because to be seen or to
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  Speaker 4: see people there.
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  Speaker 2: I just go to eat go because it's a delicious
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  Speaker 2: treat and I'm and I was gonna say, and we
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  Speaker 2: can get in, which I guess. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: I never had a fun getting done. But Jenna said
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  Speaker 4: I'll watch it happens live.
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  Speaker 3: I totally go there. I just love her. She's so cool,
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  Speaker 3: so down to earth, but yet so she doesn't try
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  Speaker 3: to act bougie.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, I have a question for you before we even
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  Speaker 2: break it down. Who's your favorite?
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  Speaker 3: Who's my favorite?
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  Speaker 4: Okay, Well, that's hard because I love Aaron, I love
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  Speaker 4: Bryn Bryn, Yeah, and I don't.
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  Speaker 3: I'm really starting to like Jenna the most. I like her.
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  Speaker 2: I like Jenna. My only concern with Jenna is that
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  Speaker 2: once drama starts really ensuing. I'm worried Jenna is going
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  Speaker 2: to be one of those like I'm above this.
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  Speaker 4: I don't think she acts like she's above anything. And
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  Speaker 4: that's why I like her. I think that she's smart,
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  Speaker 4: she's witty.
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  Speaker 3: What time will tell till time will tell.
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  Speaker 2: I'm just I just don't want her to be Oh,
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  Speaker 2: we didn't talk about one thing on the other New
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  Speaker 2: York and I just I need to tell you. I
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  Speaker 2: need to tell you. And I realized that we're going
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  Speaker 2: we're backtracking. But I didn't like when Kenya did that
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  Speaker 2: to court me about not touching her. Oh the no
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  Speaker 2: touching and listen, I don't like hugs. I don't like
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  Speaker 2: being touched, but I kind.
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  Speaker 3: Of like rude if someone's like touching you to be nice.
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  Speaker 4: But I think it was the way she said it,
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  Speaker 4: it just came off a little rude.
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  Speaker 2: I think she could have been like, listen, I'm not
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  Speaker 2: a touchy feeling person exactly touched me exactly, but she
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  Speaker 2: did it, and like, I really my first season on Housewife,
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  Speaker 2: how nervous I was, and like she's probably touching her
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  Speaker 2: for a little bit of comfort and the fact just touchy.
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  Speaker 4: Some people just Eddie's touchy person, always touch, touch, touch, touch.
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  Speaker 2: My daughter's a touchy person. All last night she touched
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  Speaker 2: her foot on my leg while we were sleeping, and
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  Speaker 2: I was like, if I could get a cardboard box
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  Speaker 2: and put it between the two of us right now
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  Speaker 2: so I don't have to feel that toe, I would.
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  Speaker 2: But that being said, I was like, come on, she
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  Speaker 2: was a newbie. Just be nice. But anyways, all right,
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  Speaker 2: back to the girls. You still have to pick your favorite.
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  Speaker 2: You don't get to pick multiple favorites, like one person
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  Speaker 2: you want to actually hang out.
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  Speaker 4: Oh my god, who I want to hang out with?
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  Speaker 4: I want to I want to hang out with Brent.
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  Speaker 4: I think that she would be a blast. You'd be
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  Speaker 4: party girl. That's who I'd want to hang out with.
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  Speaker 2: But did you see that her pick? I texted Chef
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  Speaker 2: last night because her pick for all the Bravo men
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  Speaker 2: to hook up with was shap who I grew up with.
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  Speaker 3: Well, you grew up with him, you know different.
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  Speaker 4: But I was on watching albums live with them years
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  Speaker 4: ago and he was so fun and he's a good
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  Speaker 4: looking guy and you've known him since.
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  Speaker 3: He probably had braces and stuff.
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  Speaker 2: No, he didn't even have braces. He had a retainer
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  Speaker 2: that two of his You know, some people don't grow
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  Speaker 2: these two teeth.
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  Speaker 3: Oh that's so Fia. She had to have them pulled
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  Speaker 3: down with chains.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. So when we were younger, he would always go
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  Speaker 2: with his retainer and those two teeths would come out,
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  Speaker 2: and I was like, shep, please stop taking your teeth.
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  Speaker 3: Always funny. I like him. I know it seems a
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  Speaker 3: little young. She does seem young. I don't know. I
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  Speaker 3: like them all.
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  Speaker 2: But she's from Indiana, which I love.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, from Indiana.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. So the women are a real representation of New York.
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  Speaker 2: We've got Brnn who has fun and flirtases. We've got
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  Speaker 2: We've got Ben who's final. We've got Jenna, who's a
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  Speaker 2: successful entrepreneur that has her unique and odd quirks. We
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  Speaker 2: have Jessel who is a good girl publicist but has
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  Speaker 2: crazy one liners. We have Cy who is a famous
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  Speaker 2: influencer with sexy aloofness to her. We have Uga who
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  Speaker 2: is vivacious, larger than life. And then Aaron who's a
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  Speaker 2: true New Yorker who likes to run the show.
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  Speaker 3: Who did you least connect with?
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  Speaker 2: Jessel? Me too?
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  Speaker 3: Jessel. Time will tell with Jessel. But really I like
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  Speaker 3: them all. I like that they're all different. I like
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  Speaker 3: that they're friends.
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  Speaker 2: I was wondering that. I think why I didn't connect
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  Speaker 2: with Jessel and listen, I love making fun of my
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  Speaker 2: husband to his face and teasing him and doing all
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  Speaker 2: those things, and you're the same with Eddie. Yeah, but
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  Speaker 2: it almost felt like it was put on, like it
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  Speaker 2: was so intense.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, she had made some comments, and I think we'll
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  Speaker 3: get to that in a little bit.
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  Speaker 4: But I'm just like, whoa, She's not like even Jenna
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  Speaker 4: when she walked into her house, she said something and
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  Speaker 4: she's like, oh, like you see, this is going really well.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, but I do want to say that this new
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  Speaker 2: cast is delivering on all fronts from fashion to culture
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  Speaker 2: to houseborn and it's petty fits over cheese.
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  Speaker 3: I mean, it feels different.
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  Speaker 2: Should we do it? Check on Ramona?
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  Speaker 3: Well, somebody needs to do some checks on them.
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  Speaker 4: I feel like, Okay, if I was original of New
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  Speaker 4: York and you get let Go and they RecA and
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  Speaker 4: everybody's loving it, it would it would hurt. It would hurt,
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  Speaker 4: you know, It'd be like, oh my god. And it's
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  Speaker 4: such a different cast than the original.
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  Speaker 2: The other thing that I feel guilty about is I
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  Speaker 2: was texting with Luiyanne yesterday because she's coming to LA
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  Speaker 2: this week, and she was like, do you want to
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  Speaker 2: meet up? Blah blah blah, and I had just started
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  Speaker 2: New York and it was right after Atlanta, and I said,
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  Speaker 2: New York sistnoos, miss you. I was happy for Crappy
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  Speaker 2: Lake earlier, but then once I watched again and now
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  Speaker 2: I'm obsessed with New York.
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  Speaker 3: I liked it the second I watched.
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  Speaker 2: I need do I need to do a take back? Like, sorry, Luienne,
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  Speaker 2: I actually really do like it. That being said, I
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  Speaker 2: love you Luanne so much on Crappy Lake. Who cares
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  Speaker 2: your You're trying to pull your foot out of your mouth?
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  Speaker 3: Is that what you're doing?
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  Speaker 2: I'm actually time sometimes you.
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  Speaker 3: Just need to stop, just just stop.
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  Speaker 4: Fine it is so then I'm gonna say I say,
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  Speaker 4: Jenna is probably my favorite because we're the same age.
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  Speaker 2: So I like that, well clearly much older than the
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  Speaker 2: rest like me and you.
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  Speaker 3: I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: I mean they have young thirties, forties, fifties in that
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  Speaker 4: shows they have a very nice.
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  Speaker 2: Do you think that Jessel signed the Bravo contract as
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  Speaker 2: if it was divorce papers, because I feel like that's
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  Speaker 2: coming next well, because then we see in scenes where
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  Speaker 2: he's going away and all the girls are a little
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  Speaker 2: reved up about it.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know.
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  Speaker 4: I don't know enough yet to suspect, but we're gonna
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  Speaker 4: find out.
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  Speaker 2: All right. Then we get into Aaron is upset with
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  Speaker 2: Brenn and Ci after they ditched the dinner she planned
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  Speaker 2: at a restaurant. Brenn and Side posted a picture together
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  Speaker 2: on Instagram at their own dinner, which Aaron found obnoxious. Listen,
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  Speaker 2: I don't get fomo, but if somebody ditched me when.
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  Speaker 4: Said they were going home yeah, and then went out,
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  Speaker 4: I would be a little bit pissed off about that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, Like I never have fomo, But don't fucking lie.
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  Speaker 2: Just say hey, I don't like that restaurant. I'm not
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  Speaker 2: going right.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe obviously it wasn't about the restaurant. It was about
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  Speaker 3: the friendship.
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  Speaker 2: So no, she said, it was about the rest.
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  Speaker 4: She goes, you want, Eddie, if you wanted me to
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  Speaker 4: go to Oli Garden, I'd be like, Teddy, I love you,
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  Speaker 4: but I'm not going to Olive Garden.
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  Speaker 2: Listen, I would one million percent go to Olive Garden
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  Speaker 2: because they have you can eat, all you can eat,
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  Speaker 2: breadsticks I love and all you can eat. But there
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  Speaker 2: are certain restaurants I don't want to go to. There
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  Speaker 2: really is like Tapa's places. I don't want to do it.
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  Speaker 2: So if my friends are all going to Tapas and
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  Speaker 2: they think I'm going to go, I'm like, listen, here
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  Speaker 2: are the rules. I'm going, and I'm going to order
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  Speaker 2: my own thing and don't pick off my plate, or
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  Speaker 2: I'm not going because I don't like sharing.
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  Speaker 3: You're one of those complicated ones you want to do.
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  Speaker 4: Like you order something, You're like, I'll have the chicken,
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  Speaker 4: but I need to be this and you can't do
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  Speaker 4: that and you can't put salt on it and you
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  Speaker 4: got to do that, and they're like, spit in your food?
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  Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, they took it. They Rugby took a shit
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  Speaker 2: right on it. I know.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, let's take it back a little bit.
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  Speaker 4: Because when Brnn went to Jessel's house, you know, Uba
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  Speaker 4: obviously reminds us of Chanel and they say they're saying
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  Speaker 4: that they're related, but yet I watch What Happens Live
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  Speaker 4: last night, they andy asked, who'd.
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  Speaker 3: You meet at Bravo Khan and Uba said, I met Chanel.
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  Speaker 2: I'm confused. Are they relatives like Heather and Whitney, Like
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  Speaker 2: they didn't know they were related? And they three and me,
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  Speaker 2: They're like, oh my god, Tamra, what if we were related,
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  Speaker 2: I wouldn't be shocked. I mean, I actually it wouldn't
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  Speaker 2: be there. Well, I'll just hope that John, she said,
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  Speaker 2: cousins through her mom's side, But we don't.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, yeah we know that, but but but.
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  Speaker 2: Also, I mean, coming from Indiana, there's cousins and cousins
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  Speaker 2: and cousins. Yeah, you can have fifth cousins. I need
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  Speaker 2: to know, are you direct cousins though obviously your sisters.
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  Speaker 4: We're gonna have to have her on the pod and
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  Speaker 4: ask because I was a little bit confused because in
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  Speaker 4: later on I watch What Happens Live, a caller calls
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  Speaker 4: in and asked about their her relationship, and she explains
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  Speaker 4: that they're cousins on our mom's side, but it doesn't
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  Speaker 4: sound like they were really like cousins that hung out
• 12:08
  Speaker 4: well obviously ones in Dubai, ones in New York.
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  Speaker 2: Well, I know, but I was gonna say one other
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  Speaker 2: housewife that I could skin and want to live their life.
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  Speaker 2: This isn't for their family or anything like that. But
• 12:18
  Speaker 2: when it comes to travel, Caroline Stansbury goes on the
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  Speaker 2: most amazing trips ever. Like I watch her Instagram, I'm like, I.
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  Speaker 3: Know, well that's where she now.
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  Speaker 4: She's already in Dubai, so it's easy to travel all
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  Speaker 4: over you know, all these fabulous places over there. And
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  Speaker 4: her kids are all grown, so you have a long
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  Speaker 4: ways before you can do that.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna be like so with a cane walking down
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  Speaker 2: trying to live the good. I'll be going to.
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  Speaker 4: Big Wear Big Bear, wearing a cowboy hat and my
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  Speaker 4: diamonds and just act like I'm living in Aspen.
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  Speaker 3: That's what I'm gonna be doing.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know, you know how it is, dumb way,
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  Speaker 2: I'll be busying your tam, Yeah you will. Then Brent
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  Speaker 2: tells Sigh that Aaron is mad at Cieh for saying
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  Speaker 2: what's that about Aaron's charcuterie board and for saying, oh,
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  Speaker 2: you eat cheese, that's weird. Clearly this was a scene
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  Speaker 2: filmed when Lizzie was still on the cast. We never
• 13:20
  Speaker 2: are going to get to see it. But why excuse me,
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  Speaker 2: excuse me? Shed. You could have given us a little
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  Speaker 2: flashback to this. At this point, we know it was filmed.
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  Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, yeah, I see what you're saying now, so
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  Speaker 4: there was something films, and then they could have given
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  Speaker 4: us a little least.
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  Speaker 2: Like they don't need to show us, show us a
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  Speaker 2: little bit like I blow her face, just blur her face.
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  Speaker 3: We don't care. I mean, I really, I'm living for
• 13:43
  Speaker 3: the petty drama so far.
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  Speaker 4: I'm glad it didn't start out dark and this group
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  Speaker 4: was exciting and all that, and it's just you're fighting
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  Speaker 4: over a cheeseboard.
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  Speaker 3: People.
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  Speaker 2: I also need to know if you got invited to
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  Speaker 2: Jenna's where she hosts a girl's night and the coat
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  Speaker 2: is the dress code is black, gold, metallic and khaki,
• 14:04
  Speaker 2: it wouldn't be khaki. But then I did learn something
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  Speaker 2: Khaki doesn't have to just be khaki. That being said,
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  Speaker 2: Jenna was wearing khaki is a color I understand, but
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  Speaker 2: she said, when you look at khaki, everybody thinks chinos.
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  Speaker 2: But she was wearing a cake.
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  Speaker 4: I mean, like khaki pants is what you're talking about,
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  Speaker 4: Like kaki j by the way, I look that up.
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  Speaker 2: Why we were talking and she was the president of
• 14:30
  Speaker 2: JA Crew. I'm pretty sure you were loaded if you
• 14:33
  Speaker 2: were the president of Jay Crew.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, what does she do now? She's still she's not
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  Speaker 3: about hair and does she have a significant other?
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  Speaker 2: I don't think so. But there was a lot of
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  Speaker 2: sex talk at the beginning of this cheesegate situation where
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  Speaker 2: people said, are you the dominant or you the submissive?
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  Speaker 2: Which one are you?
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  Speaker 3: Are you talking asking me that, Yeah, oh I'm the submissive?
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  Speaker 3: You are I'm not dominant like that.
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  Speaker 2: I'm the dominant really yeah? Always? I mean I can be,
• 15:13
  Speaker 2: but I mean if Edwin's sauced, if he's like, had
• 15:17
  Speaker 2: a couple of marks, he can be the dominant. But
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  Speaker 2: I'm mainly the dominant.
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  Speaker 3: Why doesn't that surprise me?
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  Speaker 2: Here's the thing, Like, I'm very there were something Jenna
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  Speaker 2: said about being in a woman on woman relationship. You
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  Speaker 2: know what each other likes, you know what each other likes,
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  Speaker 2: but you know that the goal has to be that
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  Speaker 2: you come.
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  Speaker 3: Well, I don't like talking about that word.
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  Speaker 2: Listen, you don't have a choice. You will you.
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  Speaker 4: Won't say sex, You'll say the S, but you'll say
• 15:43
  Speaker 4: you won't say sea word.
• 15:44
  Speaker 2: Come fine, we can say seaword. Let's say Seaword. But
• 15:47
  Speaker 2: my question is you have a c every time?
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, what's the point of doing it if you don't.
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  Speaker 2: That's my point. Like, that's why sometimes I have to
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  Speaker 2: be the dominant because sometimes Edwin thinks there's things that
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  Speaker 2: he's doing that it's going to make me have a
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  Speaker 2: seat and it's not. And I have to clear all.
• 16:04
  Speaker 3: These years and you have it down to science.
• 16:06
  Speaker 2: No, Sometimes he thinks like if he says things that
• 16:09
  Speaker 2: it's gonna make me, it's.
• 16:10
  Speaker 3: Like when he's rubbing the side of your leg thinking
• 16:12
  Speaker 3: it's something else. You're like, no, the left.
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: When in the wrong hole, And I'm like, God, stops kidding, kidding.
• 16:22
  Speaker 3: Our drunk our drunk talk is always about anal. But
• 16:25
  Speaker 3: we do not do anal.
• 16:27
  Speaker 4: It's one of those things that happened, like when I
• 16:29
  Speaker 4: got super drunk early on and asked for it, and
• 16:33
  Speaker 4: now it's like a running joke.
• 16:35
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm like, nope, it was a one time thing.
• 16:39
  Speaker 2: Now I think we're three times in fourteen years. Three times. Anyways,
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: Jenna owns a brand called love Scene, which we should
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: do some research on.
• 16:50
  Speaker 4: Well, I also need to do some research on what
• 16:52
  Speaker 4: happens to your body if he five to six bananas
• 16:54
  Speaker 4: a day, because I'm going to go out and say,
• 16:57
  Speaker 4: you're probably.
• 16:58
  Speaker 2: Going he's five to six banana It eats.
• 17:01
  Speaker 3: Five to six bananas a day.
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: You're never shitting. You're gonna be like.
• 17:05
  Speaker 4: Holy constipation and sugar. The sugar level and bananas are high,
• 17:09
  Speaker 4: five to six a day. And she even took a
• 17:12
  Speaker 4: bite of one in her confessional.
• 17:15
  Speaker 2: I have one banana day and it has to be
• 17:18
  Speaker 2: in the morning because I need it because I always
• 17:21
  Speaker 2: have my freaking eye twitch, which I actually have right
• 17:23
  Speaker 2: now because I don't have bananas in my VRBO.
• 17:26
  Speaker 3: But that's nerves. I twitch. You usually nerves.
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: And sleep and like lack of like potassium potassium.
• 17:34
  Speaker 3: Oh really, I didn't know that. I thought it was
• 17:36
  Speaker 3: just nerves.
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: After years of this happening, I finally asked my doctor
• 17:39
  Speaker 2: and he's like, you.
• 17:40
  Speaker 4: Eat a manner, eat a manner, and Matt Brian, okay, lot,
• 17:48
  Speaker 4: I usually stay away from bananas.
• 17:49
  Speaker 3: I'll eat apple a day.
• 17:51
  Speaker 2: Oh I hate an apple. But the other then they
• 17:56
  Speaker 2: you know, they continue on cheesegate. There's a fight. You
• 17:59
  Speaker 2: can see that Aaron and Brenn know the job at hand,
• 18:04
  Speaker 2: and they are doing it. They're doing it.
• 18:06
  Speaker 3: They walk off and go into the into the bedroom.
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: Yeah, they go into the bedroom. Then they come back.
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: Jenna's panicked because their clothing is going to touch. But
• 18:17
  Speaker 2: all I could think about why they were fighting is
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: why are Jennifer Aniston and Mandy Moore?
• 18:24
  Speaker 3: And oh my god, that's so funny. I said the
• 18:26
  Speaker 3: same thing. She has Jennifer Nison vibes for sure. I mean,
• 18:32
  Speaker 3: Aaron Is. I think she's going to be a really
• 18:34
  Speaker 3: good housewife.
• 18:35
  Speaker 4: I think she might kiss people off, but I'm saying
• 18:38
  Speaker 4: she's good.
• 18:38
  Speaker 2: But now I see why she called herself the Bethany.
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: And I really liked Aaron's family.
• 18:45
  Speaker 3: I liked her family too.
• 18:47
  Speaker 2: The family feels all connected. I like that she just
• 18:50
  Speaker 2: gave her husband ship right away for drinking his red white.
• 18:53
  Speaker 2: She's like, of all times, you're gonna drink your red
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: wine out out.
• 18:56
  Speaker 3: Of but he's but he's right to hold onto it's
• 19:01
  Speaker 3: got a handle, and like, that's my kind of dude.
• 19:03
  Speaker 2: He's not bougie, like.
• 19:04
  Speaker 3: Oh I gotta have a fancy cup.
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: I mean, but I think it's really good. I can't
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: say that this episode triggered my lactose intolerance and.
• 19:13
  Speaker 3: I'm not even lot of issues for you.
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: I don't actually have it. Oh my god, Okay, I've
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: never I've heard more about cheese in this episode, And
• 19:21
  Speaker 2: why is no party for I love cheese.
• 19:24
  Speaker 4: I had a fun due dinner years ago. It was
• 19:27
  Speaker 4: like the first year Eddie was on. We went to
• 19:29
  Speaker 4: this restaurant and it was a of course, we didn't
• 19:32
  Speaker 4: pick it production did.
• 19:33
  Speaker 3: It was a fund place.
• 19:34
  Speaker 4: And I looked him like, we don't even eat shit
• 19:37
  Speaker 4: like this, Like I'm not going to dip.
• 19:38
  Speaker 3: My my meat into cheese.
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: Well I'm not meat into anything, but I would dip
• 19:44
  Speaker 2: the desserts and the things the bread ended the cheese.
• 19:47
  Speaker 3: Then we ask you a question.
• 19:48
  Speaker 4: With this group of girls right now, do you think
• 19:52
  Speaker 4: Ebanie and Leah would have fit into this group?
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: No?
• 19:55
  Speaker 3: No, I don't either.
• 19:56
  Speaker 2: I think they I think Ebanie and Leah took themselves
• 19:59
  Speaker 2: too serious, and I think.
• 20:01
  Speaker 3: This group is just amazing. Their chemistry is amazing. Which
• 20:05
  Speaker 3: other city could you compare them to? I just don't
• 20:09
  Speaker 3: even think you can.
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: I don't even think you can. I guess the closest
• 20:13
  Speaker 2: would be Miami just because of past relationships. But yeah,
• 20:16
  Speaker 2: I mean and lack of a better word, this group
• 20:19
  Speaker 2: is younger.
• 20:21
  Speaker 3: You're actually different. I was thinking that too, but then
• 20:24
  Speaker 3: Jenna's said she was fifty five.
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: But also who was it that said? Oh? Bren Brenn
• 20:30
  Speaker 2: was like, oh my god. The funniest part of the
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: episode is when she says, I I've been thinking my
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: ovaries are doing backflips when I'm around SO and So's kids.
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: But then I'm around.
• 20:44
  Speaker 3: So who were the two Jessel's kids? No kids? She like,
• 20:49
  Speaker 3: she wait, she's won twins and she's like, not so much,
• 20:52
  Speaker 3: not so much.
• 20:53
  Speaker 2: And then you see them and I think it scenes
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: for next week, and she's trying to take them Like also,
• 20:58
  Speaker 2: who takes their small child in the car to like
• 21:01
  Speaker 2: look at an artifact? They don't care. They take them
• 21:04
  Speaker 2: to go get a cake, pop and they'll care.
• 21:07
  Speaker 4: The only thing that I could think about when I
• 21:09
  Speaker 4: saw the kids just where the twins just running around.
• 21:12
  Speaker 4: I just thought about Rugby. I'm like, well, that's my
• 21:14
  Speaker 4: life right now. He's trying things, having to pick up poop.
• 21:18
  Speaker 2: I'm like, oh god, well I can say this. Edwin
• 21:22
  Speaker 2: and I had to have a real heart to heart
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: because we have been doing this thing where we think
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: it's cute when Dove's being a total douche lord and
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: like being rude, and we always laugh at her because
• 21:32
  Speaker 2: it's funny. Like she's like, you're not my hero, and
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: she'll like grabbed you by the face.
• 21:36
  Speaker 3: Oh you're a monster.
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: Well now it's to the point we actually have created
• 21:40
  Speaker 2: a monster. And I said to him, because we're going
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: to Columbia, where.
• 21:45
  Speaker 3: I has the fourth child syndrome, doesn't yeah like it is.
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: It's gone to the point where like even her siblings
• 21:51
  Speaker 2: are sitting in the backseat mining their own business, and
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: she's like, get out me, I need my space.
• 21:56
  Speaker 3: Like she gets that cardboard to sit put in between them.
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: I know, like I saw the TikTok. But I said
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: to Edwin, I'm like, listen, we're going to Columbia on
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: August eleventh, where we are traveling as a family for
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: ten days, Like we have we have to stop laughing
• 22:11
  Speaker 2: at Dove when she's a jerk to everybody, like we
• 22:14
  Speaker 2: have to start disciplining. And he's like, but it's so
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: funny and so cute. I'm like, I know, but like
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: she is.
• 22:19
  Speaker 3: Really wait wait till she gets into elementary school. Not
• 22:23
  Speaker 3: so funny. Or cute when you have to go.
• 22:25
  Speaker 2: No, that's what I'm saying. We never let we never
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: laughed at the other kids when they did it. But
• 22:29
  Speaker 2: there's something about the youngest, and I think because I'm old,
• 22:31
  Speaker 2: because you're tired and it's hilarious, and you're just you're
• 22:36
  Speaker 2: not my hero.
• 22:37
  Speaker 3: You need to stay, but you can't give me a kiss.
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: I mean, so cute. Part of being a parent is
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: figuring out things they do so they leave you alone.
• 22:45
  Speaker 3: That's how you get with the last one.
• 22:47
  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh. All we got to go through the
• 22:49
  Speaker 2: taglines quickly and then we are going to switch over.
• 22:52
  Speaker 4: To well I have it be like so some of
• 22:55
  Speaker 4: the fan thoughts too, like Diana fless fless Us says,
• 22:59
  Speaker 4: I don't love it now. This is one of my
• 23:01
  Speaker 4: subscribers on Instagram, which I've been loving.
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: I've been noticing your new subscription. Can explain to me
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: about that. Do I need to do it?
• 23:10
  Speaker 3: Yes? Well, you can ask whatever you want. I asked
• 23:13
  Speaker 3: the four ninety nine, So four ninety nine a month
• 23:15
  Speaker 3: you can subscribe.
• 23:16
  Speaker 4: And I didn't really post on my stories when I
• 23:18
  Speaker 4: was in Milwaukee because I was really catering to my
• 23:22
  Speaker 4: subscribers because I'm so thankful that they subscribed, and they're
• 23:25
  Speaker 4: all loving it. You can get on a chat chat
• 23:27
  Speaker 4: with each other. I've met a few of my subscribers
• 23:30
  Speaker 4: at the event. One girl actually came just to see me,
• 23:34
  Speaker 4: and oddly enough, we're walking across this bridge back to
• 23:37
  Speaker 4: the hotel. There's nobody else on this bridge, which is
• 23:40
  Speaker 4: rare because it was packed the entire time. She's walking
• 23:42
  Speaker 4: and she screams tamor Judge like that, and I looked
• 23:47
  Speaker 4: up and her husband goes, no, this is creepy.
• 23:50
  Speaker 3: I go, what why? He goes, we came just to
• 23:53
  Speaker 3: see you.
• 23:54
  Speaker 4: And I told my wife this is a bad decision.
• 23:56
  Speaker 4: And they had a baby and she's pregnant. This is
• 23:58
  Speaker 4: a bad decision.
• 23:59
  Speaker 3: We're never going to find her. There's forty six thousand.
• 24:02
  Speaker 4: People or something like here. We cannot and literally it
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  Speaker 4: was just meant to be sat there and hung out
• 24:07
  Speaker 4: and talked to them for a while. But yeah, thank
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  Speaker 2: Making Tamar Judge making dreams come true.
• 24:13
  Speaker 3: Yeah, unsubscriber at a time, one out of time.
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: Okay, So here's the tagline's sigh is In New York,
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: there's a lot of bad apples, but I'm the baddest
• 24:25
  Speaker 2: of the bunch.
• 24:26
  Speaker 3: Oh my god, Uba the secret ingredient, Darling, It's made
• 24:31
  Speaker 3: that was That's so Chanel?
• 24:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah you think so, Aaron. I'm a true New Yorker.
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: The only bull I'll take is by the horns.
• 24:42
  Speaker 3: I do have a question for you.
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: Yes, was it Si that.
• 24:47
  Speaker 4: Is now the influencer social creator? Okay, she's got four
• 24:53
  Speaker 4: hundred and seven thousand followers and her husband was able
• 24:57
  Speaker 4: to retire because she makes so much money. As how
• 25:00
  Speaker 4: I took it.
• 25:01
  Speaker 3: We I have triple what she has. What are we
• 25:04
  Speaker 3: doing wrong? How much money is she?
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: Like?
• 25:07
  Speaker 2: I'm retiring, I'm doing for these freaking podcasts a week.
• 25:11
  Speaker 2: I've got all in my husband.
• 25:13
  Speaker 3: That's how i am.
• 25:14
  Speaker 2: What is happening? Something wrong? I'm gonna slide happen in
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: DMS and be like.
• 25:21
  Speaker 3: So I just have to get I have to crouch down.
• 25:25
  Speaker 4: I know, I just have to crouch down and point
• 25:28
  Speaker 4: my finger and some have you take a picture of me.
• 25:30
  Speaker 2: And apparently she has a niche following. But then they
• 25:36
  Speaker 2: were on Watch What Happens Live last night and Jill
• 25:39
  Speaker 2: was the first to reach out to all the New wives.
• 25:42
  Speaker 3: Ohock, no shocker there on that one. It's like really,
• 25:47
  Speaker 3: but also I love the ladies. Jill's just like, pick me,
• 25:52
  Speaker 3: pick me, pick me.
• 25:52
  Speaker 4: I want to be on the show with you. I
• 25:54
  Speaker 4: want to be I want to do a lunch. I
• 25:56
  Speaker 4: like that Jenna is sitting next to Andy. Do you
• 25:58
  Speaker 4: think that says a lot?
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: I think that Jenna is next to him because she's
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: the richest, the most successful, and the hardest.
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: Kin.
• 26:06
  Speaker 4: Also, I think that she's the most famous out of
• 26:08
  Speaker 4: all of them.
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: Well, that's my points. She was the biggest thing to
• 26:12
  Speaker 2: bring in. Nobody would have thought when you look back
• 26:15
  Speaker 2: at Alliance and her reputation, that she was going to
• 26:18
  Speaker 2: come on a housewife chow right.
• 26:20
  Speaker 4: Okay, so aye won't even say the name Catch if
• 26:23
  Speaker 4: that's the name indeed, Well.
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: Of course it's the name, indeed, But because nobody wants
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: to shoot on ketch because everybody still wants to go
• 26:29
  Speaker 2: there and you make cake pounding.
• 26:32
  Speaker 3: But that's the thing.
• 26:33
  Speaker 4: If it was really a bad restaurant, they would just say,
• 26:38
  Speaker 4: I think none.
• 26:39
  Speaker 2: No, it's because the owners of Catch are big time
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: and all like it. It would really be bad. Yeah,
• 26:45
  Speaker 2: But so that's why we we'll just openly let you
• 26:47
  Speaker 2: guys know, yes, I mean, who cares about us?
• 26:50
  Speaker 4: So Aaron was voted the biggest, the best putt st
• 26:55
  Speaker 4: SI and Jenna best Style, Uba, biggest ego, Aaron the
• 26:59
  Speaker 4: cry baby, Jenna best apartment, Brien sloppiest, drunk and horny.
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: I love that when they ask you the lobbiest drunkest,
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: she's like.
• 27:08
  Speaker 4: Me and her tongue goes out a jezzl complaints and
• 27:14
  Speaker 4: Jenna and Cy are the richest.
• 27:17
  Speaker 3: And Si now Si are the richest. That's what they said.
• 27:22
  Speaker 4: Now, Sy had did you see that bird cage type
• 27:25
  Speaker 4: of when she was wearing Andy actually made her like
• 27:29
  Speaker 4: walk out in front of everybody and show her dress.
• 27:33
  Speaker 2: It was.
• 27:33
  Speaker 3: It was a pretty interesting dress, not so not something
• 27:37
  Speaker 3: you find on the style Is.
• 27:39
  Speaker 2: I know they're not going on Revolve and just picking
• 27:42
  Speaker 2: the same ones that you, Me and Lily and everyone else.
• 27:46
  Speaker 3: Now, Jenna kind of reminds me of s j P.
• 27:52
  Speaker 2: She kind of reminds you of Sarah Jisca Parker. She
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: kind of reminds me of my friend Amy Catulier, who's
• 27:58
  Speaker 2: like this big time marketing exactly every time I watch her,
• 28:01
  Speaker 2: I'm like, because Amy and her and her daughter Eloise.
• 28:06
  Speaker 2: They ride with me and slate and she every time
• 28:09
  Speaker 2: I do something dumb, she just like makes fun of me,
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: and I'm like, that is her. So I texted her
• 28:13
  Speaker 2: today happy birthday, and you remind me of Jena Alliance
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: fam in her bag from her because she's in some
• 28:18
  Speaker 2: fabulous country.
• 28:19
  Speaker 3: But no, now, Andy, he asks I.
• 28:21
  Speaker 4: I a question about her Instagram, and she goes, you
• 28:25
  Speaker 4: don't show your husband on your Instagram?
• 28:26
  Speaker 3: Will we see him on TV? Didn't we see him
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: in the first episode?
• 28:33
  Speaker 2: I thought we did. Oh, he was in the bathroom.
• 28:37
  Speaker 2: I don't know if that counts.
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: Of course it counts when.
• 28:40
  Speaker 2: He was washing her face and they talked a little
• 28:43
  Speaker 2: bit about the cheese. Geese.
• 28:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I thought that we saw him.
• 28:48
  Speaker 4: I'm like, wait, why are you asking that, because I
• 28:50
  Speaker 4: feel like we just saw him.
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: All he said was you love cheese, which she was
• 28:55
  Speaker 2: just I mean, the whole cheese thing is a little
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: bit nuts because I very rarely do I go to
• 29:00
  Speaker 2: an event where somebody doesn't have a cheeseboard.
• 29:04
  Speaker 3: And Si is the influencer, right, yes, the second richest. Okay,
• 29:09
  Speaker 3: so it's not the second richest. Her husband retired because
• 29:13
  Speaker 3: he's wealthy, not because of her.
• 29:16
  Speaker 2: I love that You've just made this up. You have
• 29:17
  Speaker 2: no idea.
• 29:18
  Speaker 3: No, I have no idea.
• 29:19
  Speaker 4: But he retired and he doesn't want to be seen
• 29:22
  Speaker 4: on social media. It couldn't be because of his career,
• 29:26
  Speaker 4: because sometimes men are like, no.
• 29:29
  Speaker 2: We have to keep this moving. But this is my
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: favorite part. Uba says. Chanelle Iyon's advice is have fun
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: and don't go don't go below the belt because women
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: should stick together. I love you, Anni, but police.
• 29:45
  Speaker 4: Well, then, say says the Ramona was the rudest to her,
• 29:47
  Speaker 4: and Uba says Ramona told her she'll never get married
• 29:50
  Speaker 4: after being on the show.
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: What about when Brin says she and all of America
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: do not trust Aaron. I'm like, this is bringing reunion
• 29:59
  Speaker 2: energy and we are Yeah.
• 30:01
  Speaker 4: I mean, I love the messiness. I don't know if
• 30:03
  Speaker 4: I believe it because I like Aaron. We had her
• 30:06
  Speaker 4: on the show, and I don't know.
• 30:08
  Speaker 3: I like her, like her.
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: Energy, I like I like all of it. All. Right,
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: now we got into crappy Lake. Take a little break.
• 30:16
  Speaker 2: We'll be back for crappy Lake.
• 30:17
  Speaker 3: Crappy like.
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: Okay, so we are back talking crappy Lake of course
• 30:31
  Speaker 2: Cruise before I left, goes Mommy, can we please watch
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: that show again? And I'm like, which one is like
• 30:38
  Speaker 2: the crap one? I'm like Crappy Lake. He's like, yes, Mom,
• 30:42
  Speaker 2: it's my favorite. It's so funny. Really yeah, I don't
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: know why. He just loves it. He doesn't he is hooked.
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: Doubt that Sonya had sex with Billy.
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: We did have to talk that through. He goes, mom,
• 30:58
  Speaker 2: I feel bad for their husbands, Cruise, they're not married.
• 31:02
  Speaker 3: Maybe we should not let him watch it. Listen.
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: He doesn't really understand sex any of it, but like,
• 31:08
  Speaker 2: it's just it makes him happy to watch with me.
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: And either way, well, son, if you were.
• 31:16
  Speaker 4: Billy Richard, I know if you were single, would you
• 31:18
  Speaker 4: be banging Billy?
• 31:21
  Speaker 2: No, I would bang his friend though he was hot.
• 31:23
  Speaker 4: He was hotter, I mean he was the Yeah, I
• 31:26
  Speaker 4: mean Natalie's I would not sleep with Billy probably wouldn't be.
• 31:31
  Speaker 4: And she said she did it again and again and again,
• 31:33
  Speaker 4: and they flashed to the com rag that is on
• 31:36
  Speaker 4: the floor.
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: But what about Oh okay, so Sonya has sex with
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: Billy from the bar. Sonia says, hold on, was that
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: a comrag or her bra.
• 31:45
  Speaker 3: It was a comerag on the floor. Yes, they flashed
• 31:47
  Speaker 3: in on it. I think there were some other things,
• 31:49
  Speaker 3: like a bra or something down there.
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: I don't think that he was concerned about getting her pregnant.
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: I don't think that he was coming in a rag.
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: I'm just being honest.
• 31:59
  Speaker 4: And then it's a clean up crag. Well, I would
• 32:02
  Speaker 4: hope that they were using having safe sex. Yeah, it
• 32:07
  Speaker 4: was a comrade and a bunch of quarters.
• 32:10
  Speaker 2: Okay, if if Luienne doesn't call her next tour the
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: Countess crappy hour, I'm gonna be pissed. I so take
• 32:17
  Speaker 2: it from us.
• 32:18
  Speaker 3: And then, uh, Sonya, I think her name is Sonya.
• 32:21
  Speaker 2: I know we say it wrong.
• 32:23
  Speaker 4: Well that's because that's how Luenne says it. So Sonya
• 32:25
  Speaker 4: and Lui Anne hump at each other.
• 32:27
  Speaker 3: I did not need to see.
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: I actually thought it was pretty funny. But what I
• 32:30
  Speaker 2: didn't need to see is Luyne kissing Billy Richard. That
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: made me feel awkward, like if you had sex with
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: a guy the night before and then like gave an
• 32:40
  Speaker 2: awkward hub. It was.
• 32:41
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was a little desperado. I think it come
• 32:45
  Speaker 3: to my side, darling bang you tonight?
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean, I he I think the beauty of
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: this show is one, it's thirty minutes. Two, you're just
• 32:54
  Speaker 2: kind of laughing. The women have little tiny tips, but
• 32:58
  Speaker 2: nothing is major. It just felt me light, it feels fresh.
• 33:01
  Speaker 3: It's just fun, fun, fun, fun.
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: It flies by, Like honestly, I'm sitting there taking my
• 33:06
  Speaker 2: nose for the pod and then it's over and I'm
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: like what.
• 33:09
  Speaker 3: It just makes our job so easy, doesn't it.
• 33:11
  Speaker 2: It's so nice If.
• 33:12
  Speaker 5: We could have more thirty minutes, it would be so
• 33:14
  Speaker 5: great for this note to you, Bravo and Peacock. Then
• 33:17
  Speaker 5: the public director Craig meets up with Sonia and Luanda
• 33:21
  Speaker 5: show them where the park playground will we built. He
• 33:25
  Speaker 5: shows him where the hole in his stomach is, because
• 33:28
  Speaker 5: he is. When he said he was a bull riding clown,
• 33:33
  Speaker 5: I thought he was actually going to be a clown.
• 33:36
  Speaker 2: No, he's not. He just I don't really know what
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: he does.
• 33:40
  Speaker 3: But I don't know.
• 33:42
  Speaker 4: But he said he wore the makeup, but then when
• 33:45
  Speaker 4: they showed the flashback, he was not wearing makeup, so
• 33:48
  Speaker 4: it was very confusing. But he had a hole in
• 33:50
  Speaker 4: his stomach where a bull got him.
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: But then they need money for the playground.
• 33:56
  Speaker 3: But Sonya rolling around in her own poop, not her
• 33:59
  Speaker 3: own poop and poop.
• 34:02
  Speaker 2: I'm not gonna lie. I thought she pooped herself.
• 34:04
  Speaker 3: Oh that's disgusting.
• 34:07
  Speaker 2: While Sonya and lu Anne help kids get customers at
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: their lembonade stamp and Cruise's opinion, he thought that Lui
• 34:15
  Speaker 2: Anne could have drawn in more than two hundred and
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: forty seven dollars. He was like, Mom, she was really
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: working it, and I know it was.
• 34:23
  Speaker 3: It's not Tell him it's not La Baby, it's not
• 34:25
  Speaker 3: Beverly Hills.
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: He goes, I think she could have done more. And
• 34:27
  Speaker 2: then I said, why is Louiyne your favorite? And he's
• 34:32
  Speaker 2: deadpan without even anything. He goes, I like brunettes.
• 34:37
  Speaker 4: Oh well, there you go, Like, I know this s
• 34:40
  Speaker 4: at eight because you know what you know. But I
• 34:44
  Speaker 4: will say that I saw a different side of Sonya
• 34:48
  Speaker 4: this time, like more of a business woman, logical, where
• 34:51
  Speaker 4: normally she's just kind of flighty and kookie. She was
• 34:54
  Speaker 4: she had a little bit more together this episode.
• 34:58
  Speaker 2: Then Bill takes Luyne and Sonia for the first time.
• 35:01
  Speaker 2: Sonia says her goal is to get laid by Billy,
• 35:04
  Speaker 2: but finds out he's only in time in town for
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: the money, so she's disappointed. I didn't realize with the money,
• 35:10
  Speaker 2: Like the fact that they didn't warn Luanne that they
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: were going to like lift this way up. I did
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: not know that was going to happen.
• 35:20
  Speaker 4: I didn't expect that. I mean, those were really high trucks.
• 35:22
  Speaker 4: Like I've never seen anything that needed a lift or
• 35:24
  Speaker 4: a ladder to get onto it. That's not something you
• 35:27
  Speaker 4: see around here, I don't think, probably.
• 35:30
  Speaker 3: Just out of state. But I love that. What did
• 35:34
  Speaker 3: Sonya say? The cock create creator curator, the cock Curator,
• 35:40
  Speaker 3: She has some funny one line one liners for sure.
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: I mean they are hilarious.
• 35:44
  Speaker 5: I just love that.
• 35:47
  Speaker 2: I don't know even know how to put this into words,
• 35:49
  Speaker 2: but I love the fact that they are just really
• 35:51
  Speaker 2: in this. I think so oftentimes you see housewives trying
• 35:55
  Speaker 2: to do something, but you can tell they don't really
• 35:58
  Speaker 2: want to do it, and they're and blah blah blah,
• 36:01
  Speaker 2: like they are not. These girls are going for it
• 36:03
  Speaker 2: one hundred percent.
• 36:05
  Speaker 3: And well, I think the best minds is go ahead.
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: Sorry, oh, I was gonna say, I almost tinkled my
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: pants when I saw them acting out how they were
• 36:13
  Speaker 2: going to talk to the mayor. But the mare was
• 36:15
  Speaker 2: a cutout.
• 36:16
  Speaker 3: Oh I know.
• 36:17
  Speaker 4: But Blue Anne back in two thousand and eight would
• 36:20
  Speaker 4: never be caught doing any of this stuff that she's
• 36:23
  Speaker 4: doing on the show. She was so proper, she was
• 36:25
  Speaker 4: the countess. And now all of a sudden to see
• 36:28
  Speaker 4: her rolling around the mud grabbing a catfish with her
• 36:31
  Speaker 4: hand is I mean, it's pretty interesting all the way.
• 36:34
  Speaker 2: Would you be mad at me if you were walking
• 36:36
  Speaker 2: and then I threw you down into the mud to
• 36:38
  Speaker 2: your full body was in the mud.
• 36:41
  Speaker 3: I would just grab you and buy the hair, throw
• 36:43
  Speaker 3: me back.
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: Down there, That's what. Yeah, because there are some people
• 36:46
  Speaker 2: that wouldn't have taken that mud throw.
• 36:48
  Speaker 3: So well yeah, no, I mean it depends like you're
• 36:53
  Speaker 3: in the mud.
• 36:53
  Speaker 4: You know you're gonna get dirty. It's not like you
• 36:55
  Speaker 4: were all dressed ready for your night out and I'm like,
• 36:57
  Speaker 4: here you go.
• 36:58
  Speaker 3: You're down in the mud.
• 36:59
  Speaker 2: That's like, like, I think I would be more pissed
• 37:02
  Speaker 2: when we go back to like Real Housewives of Salt
• 37:04
  Speaker 2: Lake City when Jin shat through the whole drink on
• 37:09
  Speaker 2: Angie's head.
• 37:10
  Speaker 3: That would piss me off.
• 37:11
  Speaker 2: That would piss me off a lot more than being
• 37:13
  Speaker 2: thrown in the mud when I'm already in my mud outfit.
• 37:16
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well, big shocker.
• 37:19
  Speaker 4: They can't get the jungle gym or playyard that they
• 37:23
  Speaker 4: were expecting to get.
• 37:24
  Speaker 3: I'm assuming somebody was going to donate it.
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: This is what I don't understand at this point. Are
• 37:31
  Speaker 2: they allowed to go on their Instagram and do a
• 37:34
  Speaker 2: version of GoFundMe to get shited done?
• 37:38
  Speaker 4: Well, they didn't because we follow both of them and
• 37:41
  Speaker 4: that never happened. But that would have been a great idea.
• 37:43
  Speaker 4: That would have been an entrepreneur.
• 37:44
  Speaker 2: This is why big Big Brain tam Big Brain.
• 37:47
  Speaker 4: Well, you could have put something out on Instagram, even
• 37:50
  Speaker 4: if it's not a good fundme, but help donate whatever.
• 37:54
  Speaker 2: Or you could maybe just I mean, you could just
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: go on Amazon and maybe splur twelve hundred dollars.
• 38:01
  Speaker 3: And by what Yeah, yeah, well that's what they do.
• 38:05
  Speaker 3: But those commercial ones are a lot different, Like they're expensive.
• 38:10
  Speaker 2: No, but I mean even the one I have in
• 38:12
  Speaker 2: my backyard is a commercial. It's not as big as
• 38:14
  Speaker 2: some parts, but like it was twelve hundred dollars I
• 38:17
  Speaker 2: got on Amazon, I didn't get an assembly, which was
• 38:21
  Speaker 2: a mistake. Oh wow, because then I don't know.
• 38:24
  Speaker 3: I feel like those big ones are pretty pricey.
• 38:27
  Speaker 2: But my question is, you know, do you think the
• 38:31
  Speaker 2: playground story is production driven or this is.
• 38:37
  Speaker 3: The whole show's production driven? What are you talking about?
• 38:39
  Speaker 2: I know, but I'm still confused, like why it can't
• 38:43
  Speaker 2: be done, Like could they not get a permit or
• 38:46
  Speaker 2: they can't afford it, Like they didn't one hundred percent
• 38:48
  Speaker 2: tell us this.
• 38:49
  Speaker 3: They said that, they said funds, they said they couldn't
• 38:51
  Speaker 3: get the funds to do it.
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: But they've been working on this for five years. Well,
• 38:55
  Speaker 2: Billy said, all I know is, I mean, the episode's
• 39:00
  Speaker 2: pretty much over. The fan thoughts are this is hilarious.
• 39:04
  Speaker 2: This is what Bravo needed to lighten things up. Sonia
• 39:08
  Speaker 2: is the gift that keeps on giving. And didn't know
• 39:11
  Speaker 2: I'd love this shows so much.
• 39:13
  Speaker 4: I one of my subscribers said that the new version
• 39:17
  Speaker 4: of it's the new version of Shit's Creek, and I
• 39:19
  Speaker 4: think I had said that, Oh you did.
• 39:21
  Speaker 2: Say that the beginning.
• 39:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it totally reminds me that in the ship hotel
• 39:26
  Speaker 4: in the town that's falling apart.
• 39:28
  Speaker 3: And I like it.
• 39:30
  Speaker 2: I love it. I think that they're so fun together.
• 39:34
  Speaker 3: And they know how to make good TV. For sure,
• 39:37
  Speaker 3: they know how to.
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: Make good TV. And listen, guys, me and Tarma are
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: both available to go to any small town and cause shit,
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: just let us know, reach out.
• 39:47
  Speaker 3: They're all knows, we're fun, we're good.
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: You don't want to go, you don't want to somebody.
• 39:54
  Speaker 3: You're speaking out to somebody and they're probably going, yeah, no,
• 39:57
  Speaker 3: we don't need you.
• 39:57
  Speaker 2: Yeah.
• 39:58
  Speaker 1: Yeah.
• 39:58
  Speaker 2: The bands are like, now, we're good, just watching and
• 40:02
  Speaker 2: that's good.
• 40:02
  Speaker 3: Okay, love it? What do they have? Six episodes?
• 40:08
  Speaker 2: I know we're almost done. That was play three.
• 40:11
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 40:13
  Speaker 4: I'm curious to see how how they move forward with
• 40:16
  Speaker 4: the show. Is it going to be a franchise. Are
• 40:18
  Speaker 4: they going to send different housewives out on these shows?
• 40:20
  Speaker 4: Which I think they should.
• 40:22
  Speaker 2: I think they should too, but I think they have
• 40:24
  Speaker 2: to send the right housewives. If what I don't want
• 40:27
  Speaker 2: is any housewives that are going to make the people
• 40:29
  Speaker 2: in the town feel like assholes, that's what I don't
• 40:32
  Speaker 2: want to see.
• 40:33
  Speaker 4: No, we don't want that, but we need you know,
• 40:36
  Speaker 4: not every housewive is built the same, that's for sure,
• 40:39
  Speaker 4: and you need two strong personalities to do this show.
• 40:44
  Speaker 2: I agree, Well, damn, I love you I love you.
• 40:47
  Speaker 2: I haven't watched this week so see yet, but I'll
• 40:50
  Speaker 2: be covering that later in the week.
• 40:54
  Speaker 4: And I'm it's you know next week's This week's episode
• 40:57
  Speaker 4: is the Napkin Toss and I'm gonna go maybe go
• 41:00
  Speaker 4: into hiding this week.
• 41:04
  Speaker 2: Hey, camera, give me me a one to ten on
• 41:06
  Speaker 2: how much I'm gonna dread doing this and happy to
• 41:09
  Speaker 2: recap you.
• 41:10
  Speaker 4: I haven't listened to any of your recops, to be honest,
• 41:12
  Speaker 4: so I don't even know what you're saying about me.
• 41:13
  Speaker 3: I think it's better that way.
• 41:15
  Speaker 2: I think it's better that you know what. It is
• 41:16
  Speaker 2: better that way, but I haven't said anything.
• 41:20
  Speaker 3: Brand I don't really care.
• 41:23
  Speaker 2: You don't care what I do.
• 41:25
  Speaker 3: I really don't know about me on the show because
• 41:28
  Speaker 3: I know you know me off the show. I mean,
• 41:33
  Speaker 3: I get heated because she says something to me.
• 41:36
  Speaker 4: You guys haven't heard what she said to me yet
• 41:37
  Speaker 4: because they bleeped it out of the previews. That was
• 41:40
  Speaker 4: something that was so far fetched that I didn't even
• 41:42
  Speaker 4: know how to react. I should have laughed, but because
• 41:46
  Speaker 4: I had alcohol in me, I didn't laugh. I got
• 41:49
  Speaker 4: pissed and irritated because it was.
• 41:52
  Speaker 2: Just a bold face, lie can I just asked one
• 41:54
  Speaker 2: question after the napkin toss? Are you still filming or
• 41:59
  Speaker 2: is the nap napkin toss happened? And then you're gone, No, No,
• 42:04
  Speaker 2: there's more after.
• 42:05
  Speaker 3: Yeah, there's more after.
• 42:06
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I go, don't don't give too much away. I
• 42:10
  Speaker 2: just needed to know if it ends with the napkin
• 42:12
  Speaker 2: toss next week.
• 42:17
  Speaker 3: No, but the episode after that is the one I
• 42:20
  Speaker 3: am dying to see. Dying. That's a Heather a meme.
• 42:24
  Speaker 3: Heather enters the room.
• 42:27
  Speaker 2: He enters the chat. Heather means living her best life
• 42:30
  Speaker 2: on this trip.
• 42:31
  Speaker 3: By the way, Oh and yeah, she was in Dubai.
• 42:36
  Speaker 2: And how is Heather? I means so rich? We may
• 42:38
  Speaker 2: as well dig into her before she came.
• 42:40
  Speaker 4: Well, I would like to have Heather on the show
• 42:41
  Speaker 4: so you can get a better understanding of her. Heather
• 42:46
  Speaker 4: was married for a long time, four kids to a
• 42:49
  Speaker 4: very successful guy there.
• 42:50
  Speaker 3: They are now divorced. He was living his life. He's
• 42:54
  Speaker 3: from Jordan and he's living his life.
• 42:56
  Speaker 4: In Japan, and we'd come back and she's really a
• 42:59
  Speaker 4: full time mom of four kids, and.
• 43:02
  Speaker 3: He's he's got a out of money.
• 43:04
  Speaker 4: So she went to Dubai and then she went over
• 43:08
  Speaker 4: to Greece with her friend girlfriend first class.
• 43:12
  Speaker 2: Well, you guys are white and were heading over to
• 43:15
  Speaker 2: Lake Air by the way, when I was on I
• 43:18
  Speaker 2: was on Southwest going to Milwaukee.
• 43:22
  Speaker 3: And he's like, well, and he's like, now, I remember
• 43:25
  Speaker 3: why I never takes Southwest. Why can't they just assign
• 43:28
  Speaker 3: a seat? I was a the first one, And then
• 43:33
  Speaker 3: on the first round coming home, we were B and C.
• 43:38
  Speaker 2: Did you sit together?
• 43:39
  Speaker 3: Nope? But on the way from to Phoenix. From Milwaukee
• 43:43
  Speaker 3: to Phoenix.
• 43:44
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, it wasn't a direct flight.
• 43:45
  Speaker 3: There's no direct flights. There's one.
• 43:47
  Speaker 2: Well, and we flew last minute.
• 43:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we flew last minute, and so Southwest was the
• 43:52
  Speaker 4: only one. And so yeah, I ended up in the
• 43:56
  Speaker 4: front row with my bag.
• 43:58
  Speaker 3: In between two girls.
• 43:59
  Speaker 4: My bag was in the back because we went all
• 44:01
  Speaker 4: the way to the back and couldn't find anything. And
• 44:03
  Speaker 4: then Eddie was somewhere randomly, somewhere else. But on the
• 44:06
  Speaker 4: from Phoenix to Orange County, we got threes.
• 44:10
  Speaker 3: There's three seats and it was just the two of us.
• 44:13
  Speaker 3: But it was a fifty minute flight.
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: How lovely is that?
• 44:17
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it was a long travel day. And yeah, West
• 44:21
  Speaker 4: just as sign seats because you know what happens.
• 44:23
  Speaker 2: People get on seats.
• 44:25
  Speaker 4: They don't they do the aisle seat in the window seat.
• 44:28
  Speaker 4: So all there is is middle seats open like okay,
• 44:30
  Speaker 4: charge eddiewhere, want.
• 44:32
  Speaker 2: Some middle seat. I also never want a window seat,
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: to be clear, I want to always. All right, Tam, Well,
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: I'm here for two weeks, so we should cause some
• 44:40
  Speaker 2: at the deck or do something soon.
• 44:43
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I don't have actually much going on, so all right, perfect, Okay,
• 44:46
  Speaker 3: I'll see you soon. Okay, bye bye,