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Hour 4 - The Old Changeup · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: Dilly, Dilly, it's our number four. Happy Thursday to you,
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  Speaker 1: the last Thursday in the month of August, August twenty eighth,
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  Speaker 1: as we do it live. So what do you take
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  Speaker 1: away from Tom Brady now being allowed to participate in
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  Speaker 1: NFL production meetings virtually after being outlawed last year as
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  Speaker 1: he's getting ready for year or two at Fox and
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  Speaker 1: North Carolina coach Bill Belichick and his gal pal George
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  Speaker 1: Don Hudson have gone down to the old United States
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  Speaker 1: Patent and Trademark Office and slapped their names on the
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  Speaker 1: phrase gold digger. It's your reaction, and how do you
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  Speaker 1: former NFL star? How did former NFL star Cam Newton
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  Speaker 1: finagle his way into a multi year TV contract even
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  Speaker 1: though he's bad at television. We'll take a look at that,
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  Speaker 1: and who knows what else here? It is our number four,
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  Speaker 1: the old changeup. Well come in the beginning of another hour.
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  Speaker 2: So I lead this hour from The Brady Bunch. That's
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  Speaker 2: an old TV show, The Brady Bunch.
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  Speaker 1: So Tom Brady, that's a former quarterback who's now an aristocrat.
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  Speaker 1: So Tom Brady is preparing for his second full season
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  Speaker 1: on the Fox Box that Rocks calling NFL games, and
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  Speaker 1: things will be much different in twenty twenty five for
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  Speaker 1: Tom Brady calling these games.
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  Speaker 2: If you have not heard the news, maybe not. The
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  Speaker 2: NFL has decided to ease up. They've hit the brakes.
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  Speaker 1: They've eased up on the many restrictions that were placed
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  Speaker 1: on Tom Brady's head as he gets ready for this
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  Speaker 1: season as the top analyst. The highest paid analyst at
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  Speaker 1: Fox makes a little bit more money than me. So
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  Speaker 1: the league will allow Tom Brady to participate in production
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  Speaker 1: meetings woh Man production meetings with teams as long as
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  Speaker 1: they are conducted on the zoom boom boom, zoom zoom.
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  Speaker 1: He still is not not allowed to watch practices.
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  Speaker 2: That's taboo.
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  Speaker 1: That's for boten or set foot at any team's training complex.
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  Speaker 1: The team training complex is lava, so not the floor
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  Speaker 1: is lava. The team training complex is lava. But Brady
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  Speaker 1: can get on the zoom while he's.
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  Speaker 2: Sun tanning and sitting by the pool and be part
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  Speaker 2: of that. So let us discuss the question what do
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  Speaker 2: you take away?
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  Speaker 1: What can we take away from Tom Brady being allowed
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  Speaker 1: to participate in these NFL production meetings virtually? So, I've
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  Speaker 1: got Baywatch, Bambino, and fur coat, and we'll combine all
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  Speaker 1: these things together and we're gonna make strawberry shortcake just
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  Speaker 1: like back in the day. Your Babushka loved back in
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  Speaker 1: the day, So and Dennis and Vermont.
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  Speaker 2: Loves a good strawberry shortcake.
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  Speaker 1: Also to kick off, though this is a tell tom
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  Speaker 1: Brady being allowed in production meetings virtually is a tell.
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  Speaker 2: You might say, well, it's.
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  Speaker 1: Not that big a deal, bed, I don't really think
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  Speaker 1: this should be a story you talk about.
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  Speaker 2: You're wrong.
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  Speaker 1: The league office is essentially admitting something here. They're admitting.
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  Speaker 1: They didn't admit it in a press release. They didn't
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  Speaker 1: admit it on the NFL websites or state sponsored NFL media.
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  Speaker 2: But we know the inside skinny, we know what's going on.
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  Speaker 1: This is the equivalent of seeing back in the day
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  Speaker 1: Baywatch a lifeguard, a Baywatch lifeguard sprinting across the sand
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  Speaker 1: at the beach there with a red floaty in the hand.
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  Speaker 1: And you know what that means. Tom Brady has been
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  Speaker 1: drowning on television. He's a bad broadcaster. He sucks as
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  Speaker 1: an NFL commentator. He's not treading water. He's sinking like
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  Speaker 1: a cinder block, and he's getting paid a lot of
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  Speaker 1: money to suck. He's in the deep end. And so
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  Speaker 1: the NFL just tossed him the broadcasting Tom Brady of
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  Speaker 1: a life preserver. Welcome to the production meetings. Now, for
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  Speaker 1: the uneducated, let me tell you something. I only did
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  Speaker 1: one broadcast at a big time event.
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  Speaker 2: I was at a college. I covered a college football
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  Speaker 2: game as a sideline.
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  Speaker 1: Reporter years ago Oklahoma and Nebraska, and I was part
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  Speaker 1: of these production meetings, so I know a little bit.
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  Speaker 1: And I haven't covered the NFL from that perspective, but
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  Speaker 1: I know when I did that college football game.
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  Speaker 2: You go into the coaches office. Game was in Norman, Oklahoma.
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  Speaker 2: You go into the coaches office, and they spill their guts.
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  Speaker 1: They tell you everything you need to know ABC, X, Y,
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  Speaker 1: and Z. The production meetings are the cheat sheet of
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  Speaker 1: the industry. They are the broadcasting version of an open
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  Speaker 1: book exam. And Tom Brady knows a thing or two
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  Speaker 1: about the open book exam. That's the holy Grail, that's
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  Speaker 1: the how many ways Canna say it, Magic bean, secret sauce,
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  Speaker 1: all that stuff, and Tom Brady, Tom Brady now gets
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  Speaker 1: to guzzle down that secret sauce. You can eat pastries,
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  Speaker 1: you can drink your Starbucks while you're on zoom, and
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  Speaker 1: coaches and the quarterbacks come in there and they answer
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  Speaker 1: all your questions and any questions you may have. It's
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  Speaker 1: the cliff notes, It's the Rosetta stone for the NFL broadcast.
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  Speaker 1: And even the most clueless ding Dong meat heead athlete
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  Speaker 1: that goes into broadcasting, they end up sounding like John
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  Speaker 1: Madden in his prime, the greatest commentator of all time,
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  Speaker 1: after an afternoon being spoon fed stuff in a production meeting.
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  Speaker 1: It's the holy grail of the broadcasting. And Tom Brady
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  Speaker 1: is now allowed to sip in that, you know, sit
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  Speaker 1: in it and sip it when I sit in the minting.
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  Speaker 2: He's on zoom.
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  Speaker 1: But they're literally propping Brady up here because we saw
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  Speaker 1: Brady without the cheat codes last year. Brady in the
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  Speaker 1: booth is about as appetizing as eating a stale bag
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  Speaker 1: of Cheetos. It doesn't taste good and your hands are
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  Speaker 1: covered an orange crap and you're like, why.
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  Speaker 2: Did I do that?
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  Speaker 3: Uh?
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  Speaker 1: And this is where it gets a little messy, because
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  Speaker 1: Tom Brady is not just a commentator. Of course, He's
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  Speaker 1: got his fingerprints as an NFL owner. Now he owns
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  Speaker 1: owns a small part of the Raiders, like a five
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  Speaker 1: percent steak. He does have that though, And how do
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  Speaker 1: these production meetings play out?
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  Speaker 2: So as a distant.
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  Speaker 1: Relative of Nostradamis and a friend of Nostra Denis, he
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  Speaker 1: lives over in Seattle. He came to the Mala meet
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  Speaker 1: and greet in Vegas over the weekend. It's great to
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  Speaker 1: see him. Hadn't seen him in a number of years.
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  Speaker 1: So you have two types of coaches that in my
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  Speaker 1: head here who will talk to Brady on the zoom
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  Speaker 1: Category number one.
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  Speaker 2: Category number one, I call him the kool a drinkers.
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  Speaker 1: Those are the coaches that are in the players that
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  Speaker 1: are gonna want to impress Tom Brady.
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  Speaker 2: Maybe they grew up fans of Tom Brady.
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  Speaker 1: Of the players, the coaches, they're gonna want to curry
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  Speaker 1: favor with Tom Brady. I think maybe one day they
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  Speaker 1: might need a job and they could work in Vegas,
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  Speaker 1: and if Brady likes them, they could get the job
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  Speaker 1: as like a receivers coach or the quality control lackey
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  Speaker 1: or something like that on offense. So they've got that,
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  Speaker 1: and so those guys will open up, they'll spill their
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  Speaker 1: guts and give Brady every ounce of the good stuff.
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  Speaker 1: They'll give them the good stuff. They're insider, insider stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Then category number two would be what that would be
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  Speaker 1: the paranoids, the ones who see Tom Brady as an
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  Speaker 1: enemy combatant, a trojan horse, a double agent. You know,
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  Speaker 1: the guys they, oh, this guy's a deep throat. He's
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  Speaker 1: a spy for the Raiders. He owns part of the team.
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  Speaker 1: And anything I sell Tom, anything I tell Tom Brady
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  Speaker 1: that little weasel is gonna go back and give the Raiders.
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  Speaker 1: And so these guys are gonna clam up that second group,
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  Speaker 1: the Paranoids.
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  Speaker 2: They're gonna clam up. Now.
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  Speaker 1: They'll either give them vanilla generic answers, watered down hokey cliches,
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  Speaker 1: or even better, they'll they'll throw in some red herrings,
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  Speaker 1: you know, they'll give him some false stories to see
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  Speaker 1: what Brady does with that hand. Brady a couple of
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  Speaker 1: slices of blooney and see if he passes the bolooney
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  Speaker 1: out to other people here, just to keep him on
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  Speaker 1: his toes.
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  Speaker 2: So it is interesting now for them.
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  Speaker 1: Another part of that Patriots dynasty that's moved on to
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  Speaker 1: Chapel Hill, North Carolina, home of Spacoli working the dreaded
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  Speaker 1: day shift. North Carolina coach Bill Belichick and his galpal
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  Speaker 1: Jordan Hudson there back now North Carolina opens up on Monday.
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  Speaker 1: We're slightly excited about that. But Belichick opening up on
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  Speaker 1: money is galpal Jordan Hudson. They have gone down to
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  Speaker 1: the old United States Patent and Trademark Office, and they
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  Speaker 1: have slapped their names on the phrase gold digger. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: give me your reaction. So this is, I believe the
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  Speaker 1: dictionary definition. I don't have a dictionary in front of me,
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  Speaker 1: but I believe it is the dictionary definition of taking ownership.
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  Speaker 1: That Georgie On Hudson is essentially a bank robber, but
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  Speaker 1: instead of wearing a ski mask, she's putting the you know,
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  Speaker 1: putting it all out there right, pulling, pulling the job
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  Speaker 1: in broad daylight, with cameras all.
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  Speaker 2: Over, news release all that.
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  Speaker 4: You know.
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  Speaker 1: It's like, yeah, I'm here to empty out the vault
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  Speaker 1: of the Belichick family jewels.
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  Speaker 2: Nothing to see here, folks move on.
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  Speaker 1: And the thing about this, what's even better this Belichick
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  Speaker 1: Jordan Hudson trademarking gold digger, is that she's calling her shot.
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  Speaker 1: She's like the bambino, the legendary story of Babe Ruth
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  Speaker 1: in the World Series against the Cubs, pointing to the
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  Speaker 1: bleachers while scooping up the inheritance with the other hands.
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  Speaker 1: She's not holding the bat with You can't make this up,
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  Speaker 1: and it doesn't stop there. The story is that Bill
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  Speaker 1: Belichick and Jordan Hudson also filed for chapel Bill bellustrator, trademarks,
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  Speaker 1: trail of salty tears, no days off, and the Belichick way.
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  Speaker 1: So Belichick, could he sound any less like a coaching legend,
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  Speaker 1: like a Hall of Famer been there before? This sounds
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  Speaker 1: like the clearance racket, hot topic or at Ross dress
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  Speaker 1: for less in a couple of years.
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  Speaker 2: All this crap with these phrases on it.
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  Speaker 1: It doesn't sound and it doesn't smell like Belichick. It
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  Speaker 1: doesn't look like Bill Belichick. It doesn't even grut like
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  Speaker 1: Bill Belichick. And this has obviously Jordian Hudson's fingerprints all over.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 1: Bill is enjoying a new product from the makers of
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  Speaker 1: cool Whip. It's called pe Whip. If you know what
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  Speaker 1: I mean. The man has been subjugated, dominated, It appears
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  Speaker 1: emasculated and to some degree castrated.
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  Speaker 2: All rolled into one.
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  Speaker 1: He's gone from the hoodie to the hoodwinked Bill Belichick.
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  Speaker 1: Hudson has Belichick running a literal trick play.
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  Speaker 2: With his life, his real life, not a football player.
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  Speaker 1: He has gone from the master of deception Bill Belichick
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  Speaker 1: on the sidelines there and now he's apparently getting bamboozled
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  Speaker 1: by a broad in broad daylight. And that is what
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  Speaker 1: Bill Belichick, mister stick up his caboose is trademarking gold digger.
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  Speaker 1: That is a kin to Albert Einstein selling Scratcher tickets
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  Speaker 1: at a gas station, you know, at a truck stop.
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  Speaker 2: I'm like, what are you doing? It just doesn't compute.
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  Speaker 2: And so there you go.
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  Speaker 1: There's Bill Belichick. He's gone from calling blitzes to apparently
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  Speaker 1: getting blitzed. And that's that's where we are. So that
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  Speaker 1: is that is wacky man, That is that is whacky.
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  Speaker 2: All right. Now, last thing, another expat.
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  Speaker 1: We go to TV land where former Carolina Panther quarterback
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  Speaker 1: Cam Newton, guy that replaced Tom Brady. Cam Newton has
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  Speaker 1: signed a multi year deal to basically play dress up
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  Speaker 1: on television. There's a small cable channel Fledgling out there
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  Speaker 1: in Bristol, Connecticut, and Cam Newton got hired by them
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  Speaker 1: multi year deal. Question, how did Cam Newton finagel a
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  Speaker 1: television job?
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  Speaker 2: All right?
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  Speaker 1: So most people say it's not that good, but he's
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  Speaker 1: what he's doing here is playing court Jester. Cam Newton's
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  Speaker 1: playing court Yester. That's what this is. He's not there
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  Speaker 1: to analyze football. Cam Newton is there to make a
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  Speaker 1: total donkey out of himself, right to be a total jackwagon,
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  Speaker 1: wear the funny hats, say outrage his stuff. So the
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  Speaker 1: Internet blows up and he's like, I'll do that. Of course,
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  Speaker 1: anybody would do that for the amount of money those
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  Speaker 1: jobs pay. He's the guy at the dinner party. I'll
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  Speaker 1: tell you who is. Cam Newton's the guy at the
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  Speaker 1: dinner party who shows up and he's wearing a fur
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  Speaker 1: coat and a fedora and it's it's one hundred degrees,
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  Speaker 1: it's late July, and he says some ridiculous thing about
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  Speaker 1: Patrick Mahomes is washed up. You know, he sucks and
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  Speaker 1: then walks out and then everyone's still talking about He
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  Speaker 1: does the Irish goodbye, and that's it. That's his role.
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  Speaker 1: He is the conversation piece. It's kind of like bringing
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  Speaker 1: in a circuit clown to your kid's birthday party. You
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  Speaker 1: really don't care how good a clown the person is.
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  Speaker 2: You don't really care about their balloon skills.
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  Speaker 1: You just want them to keep the kids laughing and
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  Speaker 1: having a good time and all that.
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  Speaker 2: That's Cam Newton on TV. The outfit, the wild tags.
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  Speaker 1: He's got the whole look at me thing, which you
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  Speaker 1: have to have on TV.
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  Speaker 2: That's content.
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  Speaker 1: And as a bonus, Cam is willing to violate the
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  Speaker 1: sacred brotherhood. Most ex players tiptoe, they protect the fraternity.
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  Speaker 1: They don't call guys out and all that stuff, and
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  Speaker 1: it's the jockocracy in effect. And Cam seems like the
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  Speaker 1: kind of guy that will absolutely shred quarterbacks like a
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  Speaker 1: wood chipper in the back of a home depot parking lot.
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  Speaker 1: Just put him in the wood chipper, and it doesn't
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  Speaker 1: matter how ridiculous you want to take. He will go
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  Speaker 1: as ridiculous as you can possibly go, and he'll get
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  Speaker 1: those soundbites. And that's what it's all about. It's all
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  Speaker 1: about the aggregation. It's all about getting stuff out there
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  Speaker 1: on the blogg is fear but also social media obviously,
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  Speaker 1: and all that'll be done by noon and then it's
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  Speaker 1: on to the next day.
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  Speaker 2: And that's that's that it is.
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• 17:53
  Speaker 1: Kooper Loop at a Brocco fan.
• 17:58
  Speaker 2: Later this hour. We have fact or fiction.
• 18:00
  Speaker 1: Your comments can and we'll be used against you in
• 18:04
  Speaker 1: the kangaroo.
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: Court of sports radio. And now back to it. Back
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: to it we go.
• 18:14
  Speaker 1: NFL players say the darnedest things. So I saw this
• 18:18
  Speaker 1: and I did a double take. I said, well, that's
• 18:19
  Speaker 1: on brand. NFL player admits that he ditched a game
• 18:25
  Speaker 1: to go bowling because he didn't like the coach. He
• 18:31
  Speaker 1: decided to skip an NFL game because he wanted to
• 18:34
  Speaker 1: go bowling.
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: That NFL player no longer an NFL player.
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: But levy On Bell, Yeah, Levyon Bell, a couple of
• 18:43
  Speaker 1: fries short. You know, I'm just saying a couple of
• 18:46
  Speaker 1: fries short of it, you know what he told the
• 18:49
  Speaker 1: story recently, Leveon Bell. I played with the Jets and
• 18:52
  Speaker 1: came over from the Steelers and missed an entire year,
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: missed like fourteen million dollars or something like that, and
• 18:58
  Speaker 1: he said that the story is true. This story has
• 19:02
  Speaker 1: actually been out there. He just happened to confirm it.
• 19:06
  Speaker 1: It's been bouncing around the dark web for a while.
• 19:09
  Speaker 1: It was a total disaster with the Jets, and it's like,
• 19:13
  Speaker 1: uh yeah, it's a it's a true story.
• 19:16
  Speaker 2: He skipped a game to go bowling.
• 19:19
  Speaker 1: He said it was better than playing for Adam Gase
• 19:23
  Speaker 1: crazy eyes.
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: When he was with the Jets.
• 19:27
  Speaker 1: Perfect how much he got fined for that could add
• 19:30
  Speaker 1: that to his career total of fines, which is very
• 19:34
  Speaker 1: very high, very very high.
• 19:37
  Speaker 2: Let's see what do we have on the X machine.
• 19:41
  Speaker 1: Let's skip over that one nice message from David in
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: South Carolina earlier, JJ from Renton, very active sending.
• 19:50
  Speaker 2: He's social media bombing me here.
• 19:53
  Speaker 1: JJ said, Tom Brady is checking the balls like Jerry
• 19:58
  Speaker 1: Jones is checking the locker packages.
• 20:00
  Speaker 2: So interesting.
• 20:02
  Speaker 1: I score the phones and we'll say hello to well
• 20:06
  Speaker 1: Jed who fled?
• 20:07
  Speaker 2: He wants to come back? Hello, Jed who fled? What's
• 20:08
  Speaker 2: going on? Jed? Welcome?
• 20:11
  Speaker 8: Dennis Ben is a very humble guy. But I'll take
• 20:14
  Speaker 8: all the credits, even though I don't think you're referring
• 20:16
  Speaker 8: to me when you're talking about bringing the normalcy. Normalcy
• 20:20
  Speaker 8: is probably not my modus operandi, but the entertainment, absolutely,
• 20:25
  Speaker 8: you're welcome. I told my cousin Jason that the opening
• 20:31
  Speaker 8: season game against Ireland destroyed for the state's season last year,
• 20:35
  Speaker 8: and I did not advise it for the Kansas State Wildcats.
• 20:38
  Speaker 8: And he told me that not only did they not
• 20:40
  Speaker 8: have any input and getting making the schedule, pair of
• 20:43
  Speaker 8: the schedule, these games just almost a decade in advance,
• 20:46
  Speaker 8: but the game taint touchdown. Theyre in Ireland, you know,
• 20:49
  Speaker 8: twenty one to twenty one before they got beat. Was
• 20:51
  Speaker 8: my cousin jas Brown, and he is big beat in
• 20:54
  Speaker 8: il money, got a car, got women, Probably not going
• 20:57
  Speaker 8: to get drafted.
• 20:58
  Speaker 9: In the NFL.
• 20:58
  Speaker 8: I told him just max to that and not even
• 21:00
  Speaker 8: considered le galaxy because there was a lot like there's
• 21:03
  Speaker 8: so many year thousands of athletes around him, and there's
• 21:06
  Speaker 8: he's a very like the likelihood of him being becoming
• 21:08
  Speaker 8: that fish in the barrel is not is not good.
• 21:10
  Speaker 8: It is not high high.
• 21:12
  Speaker 1: How many how much Jed would you have gotten if
• 21:15
  Speaker 1: they had you played football?
• 21:16
  Speaker 2: How much would you have gotten in nil?
• 21:20
  Speaker 8: You know, what the sideways eight means in mathematics sideways
• 21:24
  Speaker 8: eight infinity. Yeah, dude, my parents would tell me. I
• 21:28
  Speaker 8: would be I would be telling people as I grew up, like, hey,
• 21:31
  Speaker 8: I can't get my leaftom some part of the beach,
• 21:33
  Speaker 8: So that's a's gonna build my mom and new house.
• 21:35
  Speaker 8: And I was then I got to thinking, like, no
• 21:36
  Speaker 8: kid has that idea themselves, and so like what kind
• 21:39
  Speaker 8: of pressure was that A frusted upon a seven year old,
• 21:43
  Speaker 8: you know, in his youth, like this was this arms
• 21:45
  Speaker 8: gonna build my mom and new house. I'm like, there's
• 21:47
  Speaker 8: one you know what that ended up with a drug edition?
• 21:49
  Speaker 8: Drug edition, Y'all's fall y'all, I'm definitely no no accountability
• 21:52
  Speaker 8: then really quickly you love love, love love for music.
• 21:58
  Speaker 8: I know you're a huge fan of it.
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: Yes, I actually I spend much of my day not
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: preparing for the monologue of the show. I just want
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: to know what the buffer music is that. How many
• 22:06
  Speaker 1: times do I text you Lorena? Do we we go
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: back and forth all day? I'm like, Lorena, what about
• 22:11
  Speaker 1: the B block in our three? Yeah?
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: We see each other playlists. I want to think, Ben,
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: what about this song? Do you think though like this one,
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: it's a mad scram bo.
• 22:21
  Speaker 8: It really is, like, hey, what's that terrible part of
• 22:24
  Speaker 8: the sounding drops? They don't gonna choose the same.
• 22:26
  Speaker 4: Song number.
• 22:31
  Speaker 8: Only three Florida Meet and greet. That was a good
• 22:34
  Speaker 8: laugh right there.
• 22:36
  Speaker 1: Yeah, but what here's the problem. Florida is a massive state.
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: So what part of Florida you're not.
• 22:40
  Speaker 8: Gonna do that?
• 22:41
  Speaker 4: Let's hear that laptop?
• 22:42
  Speaker 8: Where's that laptop again?
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: I'll shut up. I don't care, all right, go go away,
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: go go away.
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: But you're not going to drive down to Miami because
• 22:51
  Speaker 1: you can't go that far because you're probation officer will
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: not allow you to do that. But he doesn't he
• 22:58
  Speaker 1: although I believe, well, yeah, that's how he he got
• 23:02
  Speaker 1: the name because he ditched out on the show.
• 23:03
  Speaker 2: He found the show wall in custody. He found our
• 23:08
  Speaker 2: show all incarcerated. So there is that thanks to the
• 23:12
  Speaker 2: cops that turned the show on in jail there.
• 23:15
  Speaker 1: And I guess our like or landough we could do
• 23:17
  Speaker 1: because that's kind of central, I mean, it is central
• 23:20
  Speaker 1: Florida's I think that's doable if we did a Florida thing.
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: Let's hello to Ed in Arlington. The great ed in Arlington,
• 23:28
  Speaker 1: turn out the last the parties over.
• 23:32
  Speaker 2: For the Rangers. Nathan have all he'd done for the year.
• 23:34
  Speaker 10: Hello ed in Arlington, Hello Ben calling about matters involving
• 23:40
  Speaker 10: the horsehide covered sphere, the wooden stick, and the leather glove.
• 23:46
  Speaker 11: Okay, we got we gotta do something about this ridiculous
• 23:53
  Speaker 11: game last night.
• 23:54
  Speaker 8: You must have cut some.
• 23:56
  Speaker 9: Wind of the twenty to three score over the over
• 24:02
  Speaker 9: the Angels.
• 24:04
  Speaker 1: A fine piece of art from Major League Baseball.
• 24:08
  Speaker 4: It was.
• 24:10
  Speaker 9: A farce. It was a joke for the final two
• 24:12
  Speaker 9: three innings that they took up Angels, as is common
• 24:17
  Speaker 9: these days, took a position player to pitch the final
• 24:20
  Speaker 9: two innings, but he was uniquely terrible. His fastball, if
• 24:25
  Speaker 9: you want to call it, that topped out at forty
• 24:27
  Speaker 9: miles an hour, and about half that twenty twenty to three.
• 24:32
  Speaker 11: Score was off of that guy or somebody just as
• 24:36
  Speaker 11: bad as he was, and the game was decided long
• 24:40
  Speaker 11: before that. So why well, yeah, what.
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: What what do you spot? You going to end the game?
• 24:45
  Speaker 2: They don't want to end the games early. Do you
• 24:46
  Speaker 2: want to end the games early?
• 24:47
  Speaker 11: Yeah?
• 24:48
  Speaker 9: I thought needs Baseball needs a mercy rule, where the
• 24:51
  Speaker 9: other teams says right, we're done.
• 24:53
  Speaker 3: We're rather than not.
• 24:55
  Speaker 1: Normally I would say no to that, but they already
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: have ghost runners. That's ridiculous, so why not just put
• 24:59
  Speaker 1: them rolling therew about that? How about everyone gets orange
• 25:02
  Speaker 1: slices if you go up by ten runs?
• 25:03
  Speaker 2: How about that? There you go, But you don't have.
• 25:08
  Speaker 1: To watch Did you watch the end of the game
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: of it? If the game's all blowout, I'm move on.
• 25:13
  Speaker 1: I'm on the next game. I'm not sitting there watching
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: that crap. I got other things.
• 25:16
  Speaker 9: To do, I know, but it's embarrassing for the sport.
• 25:20
  Speaker 11: It's Uh, you had a caller early. You're talking earlier
• 25:23
  Speaker 11: about a caller. He was going over the merits of
• 25:26
  Speaker 11: basketball and football. I mean those games.
• 25:29
  Speaker 8: Baseball is a thinking.
• 25:31
  Speaker 11: Man's game where you're supposed to realize if you tell
• 25:35
  Speaker 11: me of a situation, and not just go through the
• 25:37
  Speaker 11: motions of playing out pointless games once they've already been
• 25:41
  Speaker 11: decided for all intense purposes to so you can the
• 25:46
  Speaker 11: old reason the owners allow those games to continue and
• 25:49
  Speaker 11: don't adopt the mercy rules.
• 25:50
  Speaker 9: It cuts down on the popcorn and throw this that
• 25:53
  Speaker 9: they can.
• 25:53
  Speaker 1: Well, it's also the players don't want the games to
• 25:56
  Speaker 1: end early, too, because they accumulate cheap stats, and it's
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: not like anyone goes back and goes through the books
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: and says, well, you hit get four home runs against
• 26:04
  Speaker 1: position players in the eighth inning when your team was
• 26:07
  Speaker 1: either up by ten runs or down by ten runs.
• 26:09
  Speaker 1: At the end of the year, you just look at
• 26:11
  Speaker 1: the overall volume of stats and guys get bonuses and whatnot.
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: So the players don't want the games to end early either,
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: because that's a good way to be, like an NFL
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: quarterback when your team's up by twenty and you're throwing
• 26:23
  Speaker 1: touchdown passes in the fourth quarter because you're a stat bandito, as.
• 26:27
  Speaker 2: We like to say. So all right, I love you,
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: I gotta go, but thank you the great editor in Arlington.
• 26:34
  Speaker 2: Let's say hello to Eenie Meenie miney mo.
• 26:39
  Speaker 1: Let's go to Mike the Leprechaun. Hello, Mike the Leprechaun.
• 26:45
  Speaker 12: Morning then Top of the Morning, and my favorite worst caller.
• 26:52
  Speaker 2: You're my favorite leprechaun caller. Yeah, that's a favorite Leprechaun.
• 26:59
  Speaker 12: Do I have an action Mike from New Hampshire.
• 27:02
  Speaker 1: Well, you definitely have an accent, but not like Mike
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: in New Hampshire. You no, you definitely don't have a
• 27:06
  Speaker 1: New Hampshire accent.
• 27:07
  Speaker 12: Okay, Well, anyway, we're dead serious about Boston and worcesters So.
• 27:11
  Speaker 1: All right, all right, well we're looking at some dates here.
• 27:15
  Speaker 12: I have I have a golden goose, actually a golden duck,
• 27:19
  Speaker 12: and I have golden tickets to pass out, and Lorena
• 27:22
  Speaker 12: can bring her sharpie things whatever.
• 27:25
  Speaker 2: Athlete.
• 27:26
  Speaker 12: Congratulations Lorena for being there two years. Well done. Congratulations Lorena.
• 27:36
  Speaker 2: I appreciate Ferg Dog rights.
• 27:40
  Speaker 1: Ferg Dog writes, and he says, Ben, you're going to
• 27:41
  Speaker 1: the Radio Hall of Fame thanks to your bumper music.
• 27:44
  Speaker 2: Oh, thank you for a go appreciate that.
• 27:47
  Speaker 12: And Lorena, Lorena, even though you drive a hammer, do
• 27:51
  Speaker 12: you still hold a grudge against me?
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: All right, this is a.
• 27:54
  Speaker 1: Terrible phone call. This is a horrible thing. You realize
• 27:56
  Speaker 1: this is bad radio. There might be people listening to this.
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: Do you understand? Do you understand the point of the
• 28:01
  Speaker 1: show is to try to keep people engaged somewhat entertained.
• 28:04
  Speaker 1: You're literally people could die driving. They're gonna run off
• 28:08
  Speaker 1: the road into a ditch because of your phone call.
• 28:11
  Speaker 1: Do you understand that well, I'm.
• 28:13
  Speaker 12: The worst caller, but I'm that's better than being the
• 28:15
  Speaker 12: best caller, like the loser Marcel. But anyway, come to
• 28:20
  Speaker 12: Boston on the weekend, all right, all.
• 28:22
  Speaker 1: Right, I mean we're gonna go there, but then you're
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: gonna annoy me, and then I don't know what I'm
• 28:25
  Speaker 1: gonna do because I all right, thank you, all right,
• 28:28
  Speaker 1: I gotta I gotta go, I gotta go.
• 28:30
  Speaker 2: Bye.
• 28:31
  Speaker 3: By the way, Ben, Yes, Jed who fled called back.
• 28:35
  Speaker 3: He wanted me to let you know that there is
• 28:37
  Speaker 3: no like public radio that anybody listens to in jail.
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: He had to buy a little personal radio from the
• 28:45
  Speaker 3: from the commiss area or whatever.
• 28:47
  Speaker 1: All right, why don't do You don't need to touch
• 28:49
  Speaker 1: up my work, Jad, Okay, you don't need to enhance
• 28:52
  Speaker 1: my story.
• 28:53
  Speaker 2: My story is fine. You listened in jail, that's it. Okay.
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: Uh. We've had I've had listeners over the years that
• 29:01
  Speaker 1: get pop for Duy, which you should never get. But
• 29:04
  Speaker 1: you get a DUI and then the cops listen to
• 29:06
  Speaker 1: the show, and then they start listening, and then they
• 29:09
  Speaker 1: they end up, you know.
• 29:10
  Speaker 2: Becoming fans of the show or whatever. So what do
• 29:13
  Speaker 2: you want me to do.
• 29:15
  Speaker 1: Let's say hello to Moejoe Rising, who's in the band. Hello,
• 29:20
  Speaker 1: Mode Joe Rising.
• 29:23
  Speaker 13: Come home baby. Like my fire, Ben Mallor show will
• 29:27
  Speaker 13: always be die here to listen. You will never tie here.
• 29:31
  Speaker 13: What's happening, my friend? Yeah, the Mojo Risen is still
• 29:34
  Speaker 13: out there.
• 29:34
  Speaker 8: Man.
• 29:35
  Speaker 13: Like I said, it's a rough life when you got
• 29:36
  Speaker 13: to get up at five o'clock in the morning trying
• 29:38
  Speaker 13: to listen to overnight radio. But to listen to you,
• 29:40
  Speaker 13: the Godfather. You know, you're amazing man, your take on everything,
• 29:45
  Speaker 13: Like Bill Belichick, you know, and Cam Newton. I mean,
• 29:50
  Speaker 13: come on, it's unbelievable your knowledge, Ben, because it's so
• 29:54
  Speaker 13: true with with with that Prima Donna guy, he's just
• 29:57
  Speaker 13: gonna come on and rip everybody. And you know he'd
• 30:00
  Speaker 13: always just been full of himself. And then of course
• 30:03
  Speaker 13: you know with Belichick, I mean he's definitely whooped on something.
• 30:07
  Speaker 13: I mean, come on, man, the guy.
• 30:08
  Speaker 2: Well, I think we know what. I think we know
• 30:10
  Speaker 2: what he's we know what he's whipped on. I think
• 30:12
  Speaker 2: it's rather obvious what he'shipped on. I think we've all,
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: uh all, we've done the math on that.
• 30:16
  Speaker 14: We know what what he's into and uh, you know,
• 30:18
  Speaker 14: nothing wrong with that, but uh, you know, it's slightly
• 30:21
  Speaker 14: embarrassing considering the Belichick he was for twenty five thirty
• 30:26
  Speaker 14: years or whatever it was, so.
• 30:27
  Speaker 13: Well exactly, it's just it's unreal now. But yeah, So
• 30:31
  Speaker 13: like I said, you guys are awesome. I mean you're
• 30:33
  Speaker 13: you're I think he will go down as the godfather
• 30:36
  Speaker 13: book form that radio. And I said, when you guys
• 30:38
  Speaker 13: have that promotion, when they name all the people, they
• 30:41
  Speaker 13: got to change it then because they got kids. Towards
• 30:43
  Speaker 13: the end, you deserve to be in the front. Man
• 30:46
  Speaker 13: when they name a dollar heard and all these people like,
• 30:49
  Speaker 13: why is Ben Mallard Towards the end of this promotion,
• 30:51
  Speaker 13: This man needs to be in the front.
• 30:54
  Speaker 1: And I want to say, I think it's based on
• 30:56
  Speaker 1: it's based on the it's based on the pay. I
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: think the cow Herd and Dan Patrick Greakes the big
• 31:00
  Speaker 1: money there, so I think that's why they're near the front.
• 31:03
  Speaker 2: Yes, I got to go, but thank you, Mojo, you're
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: very kind.
• 31:06
  Speaker 1: Get some sleep here, get to get nice napping or whatever,
• 31:09
  Speaker 1: and then you'll out in San Francisco or the Bay.
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: Area there and go to work there. You go very
• 31:15
  Speaker 2: very exciting.
• 31:16
  Speaker 1: A blind Scott is on the North end of Boston.
• 31:19
  Speaker 1: Hello blind Scott, welcome.
• 31:22
  Speaker 15: Oh yeah, So one thing you might not know about
• 31:25
  Speaker 15: me is when I hang up the phone, I'm actually
• 31:27
  Speaker 15: a social worker in Boston, and I'd like to give
• 31:30
  Speaker 15: Dennis some advice right now about his new luxury apartment
• 31:34
  Speaker 15: he is getting in Vermont. Now, when you move into
• 31:36
  Speaker 15: this apartment, Dennis, I reckon that you're an opiate addict,
• 31:40
  Speaker 15: because Vermont has the higatt opiate addiction rate. Whatever you do,
• 31:45
  Speaker 15: do not make friends with anybody else in this building.
• 31:47
  Speaker 15: You're moving into a warehouse style building where there's seventy
• 31:50
  Speaker 15: seven units. The worst thing you can do is get
• 31:52
  Speaker 15: to know your neighbors. That's the quickest way you'll lose
• 31:54
  Speaker 15: your housing because you'll start fighting with your neighbors because
• 31:57
  Speaker 15: they're crazy, just like you. You know what I'm saying.
• 31:59
  Speaker 15: So you've taken about three years to get into housing
• 32:02
  Speaker 15: because you've been homeless. You know that wasn't designed by action,
• 32:05
  Speaker 15: and that was on your own doing, sir. And since
• 32:08
  Speaker 15: you've taken are you.
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: Taking shots at Dennis? What are you doing?
• 32:12
  Speaker 1: The guy finally got a place he's are It is
• 32:14
  Speaker 1: a great day. This guy, this guy did if you
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: were hold on, I said, take a breath. So this guy,
• 32:20
  Speaker 1: Dennis called off. He's a big fan of the show.
• 32:22
  Speaker 1: He was he was down on his log for several years.
• 32:24
  Speaker 1: He was out of his home, and he.
• 32:26
  Speaker 2: Finally got a place today and he's been calling the show.
• 32:28
  Speaker 2: He's very excited about that.
• 32:30
  Speaker 1: And here's Blind Scott calling up and he's, uh, you know,
• 32:33
  Speaker 1: dropping a deuce right there?
• 32:35
  Speaker 2: What are you doing?
• 32:36
  Speaker 15: Listen. I live right next to the New England Veterans
• 32:39
  Speaker 15: Shelter on Court Street. It is a great place. If
• 32:41
  Speaker 15: you're looking for a home and you're a veteran, you
• 32:43
  Speaker 15: can go there right now. I work with a lot
• 32:45
  Speaker 15: of these guys that come out of there. We get
• 32:46
  Speaker 15: them places. You know what I'm saying. They throw a
• 32:49
  Speaker 15: party the first day they have the place. They think,
• 32:51
  Speaker 15: you know, it's party time. They've been living in a
• 32:53
  Speaker 15: shelter for three years. No, it is not party time.
• 32:55
  Speaker 15: It is time to settle down, find a home. Be serious,
• 32:58
  Speaker 15: like I blind Scott. You know I have a place.
• 33:01
  Speaker 15: You know. I don't let anybody in my place. I
• 33:03
  Speaker 15: got people listening right now that are dying to get
• 33:05
  Speaker 15: in my place. To hang with blind Scott. I got boundaries.
• 33:08
  Speaker 15: I set boundaries. I don't express my boundaries to other
• 33:11
  Speaker 15: I just set them. They're around me. Like today, I
• 33:13
  Speaker 15: left my apartment, I was walking down the street. All
• 33:15
  Speaker 15: the sudden I was almost in a fight with five guys.
• 33:17
  Speaker 15: I called nine to one one. I had boundaries.
• 33:21
  Speaker 1: You were not in a fight with you were at
• 33:22
  Speaker 1: a five guys Burgers.
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: You were not in a fight. You were at a
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: burger place.
• 33:27
  Speaker 15: Document No, there was a moving truck.
• 33:28
  Speaker 1: It's not well document there's no one documenting. Who would
• 33:31
  Speaker 1: be documenting something like that.
• 33:33
  Speaker 15: I did on social media as it happened live. Actually,
• 33:36
  Speaker 15: so anyways, these guys tried to fight me. One guy
• 33:38
  Speaker 15: tried to grab me. They started using squares against me.
• 33:41
  Speaker 15: I took photos of their moving trucks. I called nine
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  Speaker 15: one one. Nobody showed up, Nobody cared. I walked away
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  Speaker 15: with my head down. Just felt like a complete loser
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  Speaker 15: in general. But the way it worked out was they
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  Speaker 15: were yelling watch out, watch out, watch out, and then boom,
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  Speaker 15: I walked right into their moving truck, and then all
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  Speaker 15: of a sudden, they were like, you know, I was.
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  Speaker 1: Giving them the immediately picked up your phone and dial
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  Speaker 1: you dial Day, You dial Day.
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  Speaker 2: Who hurt me? A lawyer, didn't you?
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  Speaker 15: Yeah? Yes, yeah, I didn't get injured. This I got it.
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  Speaker 15: I saw they did have eight hundred thousand dollars in insurance.
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  Speaker 15: I looked that up when I was standing right next
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  Speaker 15: to the truck. Okay, dude, one more song about Robin, Robin, Robin.
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  Speaker 15: She hasn'tsomnia. Watch out. Don't make friends with Michael leper coon,
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  Speaker 15: but he'll try to purchase you as you're mess.
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  Speaker 1: All right, all right, thank you, all right, Mike, stay
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  Speaker 1: off the coke. All right, there he goes, Blind Scott.
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  Speaker 1: And if you if you're in the north end, that's
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  Speaker 1: your neighbor.
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  Speaker 2: That is your neighbor.
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  Speaker 1: Let's go to seat belt in Maine. Who wants to
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  Speaker 1: say something? Hell, seat belt?
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  Speaker 2: Welcome, big Ben Mallet.
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  Speaker 12: How are you today?
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  Speaker 2: If I was any better, I would not have taken
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  Speaker 2: that last call. But I did. Oh, I know, I
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  Speaker 2: hear you.
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  Speaker 11: Look, I gotta say something, Blind Scott.
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  Speaker 8: Keep me and you.
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  Speaker 11: I really really enjoy your phone calls.
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  Speaker 8: I think you were one funny man.
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  Speaker 2: Don't do not incurage, do not encourage him.
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  Speaker 11: I enjoy his phone calls.
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  Speaker 9: He is hilarious.
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  Speaker 12: He makes me laugh early.
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  Speaker 8: You know, it's in Maine. I'm at work early because
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  Speaker 8: I do the veteran move. I don't like sitting in traffic.
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  Speaker 11: You're having a safety break, a little safety break, Coop
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  Speaker 11: before I go into.
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  Speaker 10: Work this early in the morning, saying you're medicating yourself
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  Speaker 10: every morning.
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  Speaker 1: And Mike, are you sure it's him and not what
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  Speaker 1: you're smoking that makes you laugh? Is it conceivable that
• 35:19
  Speaker 1: you might be enhancing the comedy from what you're doing?
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  Speaker 9: He helps out a lot.
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  Speaker 11: He definitely does.
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  Speaker 15: But Michael Leprecaun, you're a downer.
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  Speaker 11: Leprecaun's a fake.
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  Speaker 8: And dude, you suck.
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  Speaker 1: That's a drop, Lorena, that's a that's a drop. That's
• 35:34
  Speaker 1: a drop right there, you suck. I think you might
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  Speaker 1: have stepped on a cooper.
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  Speaker 2: That's a drop. That is outstanding. All right. I really
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: enjoyed that. Let's get a quick Cowboys corner.
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  Speaker 1: Cowboy John Bradden, Windsor, Ontario, Hello Cowboy John brad Oh.
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  Speaker 16: Hello Ben. Let's see happy eighty second and seventy fifth
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  Speaker 16: birthday the former Major leaguers Sweetlue Whitaker as Ron Gizri, respectively,
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  Speaker 16: seventy years ago today, August the twenty eighth, nineteen fifty five,
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  Speaker 16: twenty seven, twenty twenty three, at age eighty eight. And
• 36:23
  Speaker 16: the people committed as horrible act were of course.
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  Speaker 4: Acquitted by all white juries, if we weren't allowed in
• 36:29
  Speaker 4: seven juries in those days. But sixty two years ago
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  Speaker 4: today was the March on Washington for Jobs and Freedom,
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  Speaker 4: which about a quarter million people took part in that
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  Speaker 4: that demonstration. The day before that, August twenty seventh, nineteen
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  Speaker 4: sixty three, Afrius W. B. Dubois died gone at age
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  Speaker 4: ninety five. And I had an author friend, Barn mcwaugh was,
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  Speaker 4: who died August twenty sixth, nineteen eighty nine, at eight
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  Speaker 4: box and blondes and handsome black cowboys matter.
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  Speaker 2: There you go, all right, thank you, Kele.
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  Speaker 1: We have our celebrity panel of judges ready to go.
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  Speaker 1: The Power Couple still in their European vacation. That is allowed,
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  Speaker 1: So we will welcome in Daniel, America's favorite crossing guard
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  Speaker 1: in Fort Wayne.
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  Speaker 2: Hello, Daniel, good morning to you.
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  Speaker 1: School is back and Daniel has returned, and you're gonna
• 39:06
  Speaker 1: be judge number one. We also have Milkman Mike in Colorado?
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  Speaker 1: Or is that the Power Couple?
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  Speaker 17: I don't know, you know, Ben, when I left my apartment,
• 39:16
  Speaker 17: I ran into that movement truck. I thought I was
• 39:18
  Speaker 17: gonna make a lot of money. But you know, all
• 39:20
  Speaker 17: these blind callers that call in, you know, I really
• 39:22
  Speaker 17: get upset with them, the way they sit here. Think
• 39:25
  Speaker 17: deserves the best caller, and I'm the best caller in
• 39:27
  Speaker 17: the world.
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  Speaker 2: I know, I understand. All right, hold on a set.
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  Speaker 1: We have a coach Russell in Orlando undefeated. Hello Coach Russell, Hordy, Ben,
• 39:37
  Speaker 1: how you doing brother?
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  Speaker 2: Morning time? Coach Russell, give me one of my judges.
• 39:40
  Speaker 2: Hold on, and we have Shane in Des Moines.
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  Speaker 12: Hello Shane, Hi Ben, thanks for letting me on. Mike
• 39:47
  Speaker 12: as a Hall of Famer.
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  Speaker 9: What a great caller?
• 39:50
  Speaker 2: Which which Mike? We have seventeen dudes, Mikes are great.
• 39:54
  Speaker 1: That's a lie, all right? Hold on a second, three stories?
• 39:56
  Speaker 1: Figure out which is the three? Isn't your story number one?
• 39:59
  Speaker 1: Tyrese Burton basketball player made recent appearance on some podcast
• 40:04
  Speaker 1: when he was asked about the Halliban nickname he was
• 40:09
  Speaker 1: given during the Pacer playoff run. He revealed that he
• 40:12
  Speaker 1: had to issue several season assist orders to stop the
• 40:15
  Speaker 1: nickname from being used.
• 40:17
  Speaker 2: On third party merch. That story number one.
• 40:20
  Speaker 1: Story number two, Flavor Flav and Martha Stewart are not
• 40:23
  Speaker 1: the only ones offering to help with Travis Kelsey Taylor
• 40:26
  Speaker 1: Swift's wedding. The Crazy Horse three Strip club in Vegas
• 40:29
  Speaker 1: offering to throw the couple a co ed bachelor bachelorette
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  Speaker 1: party with one hundred beautiful entertainers.
• 40:36
  Speaker 2: I'm sure they'll sign up for that right away. And
• 40:37
  Speaker 2: story number three, ninety eight percent.
• 40:40
  Speaker 1: Of student athletes at Ohio State eat Chipotle at least
• 40:42
  Speaker 1: once a month. Now they are expanding their NIL program
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  Speaker 1: to Ohio State, Florida, and Georgia. Customized cards walk on
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  Speaker 1: athletes they can all eat chick Chipotle. All right, real quick,
• 40:53
  Speaker 1: which of the stories isn't true? Let's start Daniel one,
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  Speaker 1: two or three?
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  Speaker 2: Daniel the next.
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  Speaker 8: Time possible to be number two, So I'm going with
• 41:02
  Speaker 8: number two.
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  Speaker 2: All right, milkman, Mike.
• 41:05
  Speaker 8: Number two?
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  Speaker 2: All right? What about you? Coach Russell? Quickly and his
• 41:10
  Speaker 2: number number one? Number one, number one. I'm sorry there,
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  Speaker 2: Shait