Latest / Scott & Ally on Demand / Naming Ally's crew and Buffalo girls are tough
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- 0:00SPEAKER_01: Allie told us that uh if you're a guy and you like Ella Langley.
- 0:04SPEAKER_00: You're an Ella fella.
- 0:05SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 0:07SPEAKER_01: And I was like, I want one.
- 0:09SPEAKER_01: You want one?
- 0:10SPEAKER_00: I want a I want like an Allie's something.
- 0:13SPEAKER_00: Something.
- 0:14SPEAKER_00: Pain something.
- 0:15SPEAKER_01: Uh yeah, it's a tough one.
- 0:16SPEAKER_00: Uh Pain Pals.
- 0:18SPEAKER_00: That one was cute.
- 0:20SPEAKER_01: It sounds like an 80s stuffed toy.
- 0:21SPEAKER_01: It dies.
- 0:22SPEAKER_01: Pain pals.
- 0:23SPEAKER_01: Pain pals.
- 0:24SPEAKER_01: Hug them in and squeeze them in.
- 0:26SPEAKER_01: There yours.
- 0:27SPEAKER_01: Pain pals.
- 0:28SPEAKER_01: Pain pals.
- 0:29SPEAKER_01: Available at Toys R Us.
- 0:30SPEAKER_00: What was it, the Puppy Patch?
- 0:32SPEAKER_00: Or not Puppy Patch?
- 0:33SPEAKER_00: Oh god.
- 0:34SPEAKER_01: Well, there was Cabbage Patch.
- 0:35SPEAKER_01: There was Puppy Pound Puppies.
- 0:37SPEAKER_01: Pound puppies.
- 0:38SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 0:38SPEAKER_01: I gotta see if I can find the Pound Puppy jingle.
- 0:40SPEAKER_01: Hang on.
- 0:41SPEAKER_00: Somebody, wait, who is this that said painkillers?
- 0:43SPEAKER_00: 3750.
- 0:44SPEAKER_00: That's great.
- 0:45SPEAKER_00: Then we also had Pain's Pedros.
- 0:48SPEAKER_00: Okay.
- 0:49SPEAKER_00: 3591.
- 0:51SPEAKER_01: On a similar note, somebody wrote, you have to get the digits to give them the uh proper shout out, Allie's Amigos.
- 0:56SPEAKER_00: Oh, 3591.
- 0:58SPEAKER_00: Yeah, they they put a couple in here.
- 0:59SPEAKER_00: There was also from 3638, The Major Pains.
- 1:02SPEAKER_00: Ooh.
- 1:03SPEAKER_00: Also an excellent movie with one of the Wayne's brothers.
- 1:06SPEAKER_01: Yes.
- 1:06SPEAKER_00: Pain's Danes.
- 1:07SPEAKER_00: Oh, that's cute.
- 1:08SPEAKER_01: That's some old school, yeah.
- 1:10SPEAKER_00: But I like it.
- 1:10SPEAKER_00: That sounds so like Davonair.
- 1:12SPEAKER_00: I'm a Payne Dane.
- 1:14SPEAKER_00: Wait, hold on.
- 1:14SPEAKER_00: Good everyone.
- 1:15SPEAKER_00: How about Allie's?
- 1:16SPEAKER_00: Oh, Pain Pals instead of Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 1:19SPEAKER_00: Wait, they said Allie's pales.
- 1:21SPEAKER_00: I think this is I think that's a typo.
- 1:23SPEAKER_00: Yeah, there might be.
- 1:24SPEAKER_00: I think they they they tried to say, how about Allie's pales?
- 1:27SPEAKER_00: Pales.
- 1:28SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I'm a pail of Allie's.
- 1:30SPEAKER_01: Here, this see if this is puppy.
- 1:32SPEAKER_01: I'm supposed to find you.
- 1:33SPEAKER_01: Remember that?
- 1:37SPEAKER_01: Give me a name.
- 1:38SPEAKER_01: I'll call you Frickle.
- 1:39SPEAKER_01: Lots of pound puppies need your love.
- 1:43SPEAKER_01: Okay, well, anyway, I can't take that.
- 1:46SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but the jingle, you know, I'm like, you can have your own if your pain's pals.
- 1:49SPEAKER_00: Scott, you're from Buffalo.
- 1:50SPEAKER_00: Do you think Buffalo girls are made different?
- 1:53SPEAKER_00: Like built different.
- 1:55SPEAKER_01: Yeah, there's an interesting.
- 1:58SPEAKER_01: God, I wish I could get Heather on the phone for this because she would know.
- 2:01SPEAKER_01: So our friend Heather uh lives up in Buffalo.
- 2:04SPEAKER_01: They listen every morning down.
- 2:06SPEAKER_01: Heather, if you're uh if you're hearing this right now, uh uh call, maybe you can back me up on this.
- 2:12SPEAKER_01: So there is an interesting phenomenon that happens in Buffalo.
- 2:16SPEAKER_01: What's that?
- 2:16SPEAKER_01: Um there is Buff Tuff.
- 2:18SPEAKER_01: Buff tough.
- 2:19SPEAKER_01: Yes.
- 2:19SPEAKER_01: I want you to hold on to that.
- 2:21SPEAKER_01: That's actually partly it.
- 2:22SPEAKER_01: There's a sector of the female population in Buffalo that looks like the bus dumped it out from Jersey right into Buffalo.
- 2:30SPEAKER_01: Okay.
- 2:31SPEAKER_01: Figure that one out.
- 2:31SPEAKER_00: I'm talking New Bursey.
- 2:33SPEAKER_00: New Bursey.
- 2:35SPEAKER_00: New burstalo.
- 2:37SPEAKER_01: New burfalo.
- 2:39SPEAKER_01: So anyway, I want you to think hair, blonde, pretty bleached, in a ponytail, sticking out of the back of a trucker hat, uh, hoisted rack, very I'm so charming.
- 2:51SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 2:51SPEAKER_01: Uh probably wearing a sports jersey of some kind, like a Bill's thing.
- 2:55SPEAKER_01: Yes?
- 2:55SPEAKER_01: Follow along.
- 2:56SPEAKER_01: Okay.
- 2:56SPEAKER_01: And very dark eyeliner and potentially uh a tanned up, but also skin in a way that if you accidentally nicked it with something, you would just peel right off yourself.
- 3:08SPEAKER_01: Like it would just be like it's a weird look.
- 3:11SPEAKER_01: There is a segment of that now, of course, there's not everyone like that, but there is that trend to lean that way a little bit up there.
- 3:19SPEAKER_00: Did you see the viral It's different from here?
- 3:21SPEAKER_00: Did you see the viral video of the girl who shares her lip gloss?
- 3:24SPEAKER_00: And everyone's saying that the your buffalo coated differently.
- 3:30SPEAKER_01: That's what it is.
- 3:31SPEAKER_01: Oh yes.
- 3:31SPEAKER_01: That's disgusting.
- 3:32SPEAKER_01: That is disgusting.
- 3:33SPEAKER_00: Yes, I would never share my lip gloss with a stranger, mind you.
- 3:37SPEAKER_00: Uh let's say we're at we're at the Bills game, and all of a sudden, these lips are chapped.
- 3:42SPEAKER_00: I'm not gonna be like, can I?
- 3:43SPEAKER_01: Oh no, you gotta no no no.
- 3:44SPEAKER_01: You're not worried about chapped lips in Buffalo.
- 3:46SPEAKER_01: You gotta keep the sheen.
- 3:47SPEAKER_00: Okay, either way, I could be at anything in Buffalo.
- 3:50SPEAKER_00: I'm not gonna look at the girl next to me and go, Can I can I borrow some of that?
- 3:55SPEAKER_00: Yeah, exactly.
- 3:56SPEAKER_00: Oh, that's weird.
- 3:57SPEAKER_00: That is weird.
- 3:57SPEAKER_01: What is the reason behind why girls are doing?
- 4:00SPEAKER_01: That's gross.
- 4:01SPEAKER_00: She just needed some lip glosses.
- 4:02SPEAKER_00: That was that?
- 4:03SPEAKER_00: Oh.
- 4:03SPEAKER_00: Yes, and she borrowed it from uh a random person.
- 4:07SPEAKER_00: Yes.
- 4:08SPEAKER_01: No, no, no, no, exactly.
- 4:10SPEAKER_01: Anything that because you don't know where those lips have been.
- 4:12SPEAKER_01: You don't know what comes out on that lip from time to time.
- 4:15SPEAKER_00: Why?
- 4:15SPEAKER_00: I asked you if Buffalo girls.
- 4:17SPEAKER_00: I asked you if Buffalo girls are different.
- 4:19SPEAKER_00: Because as a finger lakes girl, I'm not doing that.
- 4:22SPEAKER_00: No, I mean there's a lot Will I take a sip of wine after you?
- 4:25SPEAKER_00: Yes.
- 4:26SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 4:26SPEAKER_00: I love when you're at a winery.
- 4:28SPEAKER_00: Oh my gosh, this wine is so good.
- 4:30SPEAKER_01: And you go in for a sip off there.
- 4:31SPEAKER_00: Do you want to do you wanna try it?
- 4:32SPEAKER_00: You're s you're sitting next to somebody.
- 4:34SPEAKER_00: You're at like Hazlitt's bar, and you know how they have the horseshoe bar.
- 4:36SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 4:37SPEAKER_00: Oh my gosh, girl, this wine is so this oh, so good.
- 4:41SPEAKER_00: You want to try it?
- 4:42SPEAKER_00: Can I try it?
- 4:42SPEAKER_00: Yeah, okay.
- 4:43SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I kind of do.
- 4:44SPEAKER_01: Tiffany kind of said this right too.
- 4:46SPEAKER_01: She just texted, she goes, Buffalo girls are more butch, and not in the sense like they're lesbians.
- 4:51SPEAKER_01: I'm saying like they're just lesbians.
- 4:54SPEAKER_01: Suddenly I sound like one.
- 4:56SPEAKER_01: Uh it's uh it it it there is a weird tough.
- 4:59SPEAKER_01: Like I said, Buff tough.
- 5:01SPEAKER_01: Buff tough.
- 5:02SPEAKER_01: I want you to envision including those lips.
- 5:03SPEAKER_01: Somebody loaded up a uh greyhound full of girls from Jersey, took them all to Buffalo, dumped them out, and said they spread across the land and show the women what the look should be.
- 5:14SPEAKER_00: Yes, and then there's a little bit of a different, it's not total New Jersey.
- 5:18SPEAKER_00: There has to be that Buffalo Sheen on there.
- 5:20SPEAKER_01: Yes, and that's the lips.
- 5:22SPEAKER_01: I'm telling you, there is.
- 5:23SPEAKER_01: That's how it is.
- 5:24SPEAKER_01: It was like a trading squad full of Jersey girls just dumped into the city.
- 5:29SPEAKER_00: Okay, then that makes sense because these are this is a blue-collar city.
- 5:32SPEAKER_00: This is hardworking city.
- 5:33SPEAKER_00: This is this is a And you want your woman hard.
- 5:36SPEAKER_00: Yes, yes, I want to be buffalo coated a little bit differently.
- 5:39SPEAKER_01: But not cherry.
- 5:40SPEAKER_01: A little spicy.
- 5:41SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yes.