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Bonus IMPROV - I Wish for a Million More Yellow Honda Civics · Very Fine Friends

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  welcome to very fine friends you know what francis i have a really good idea yeah what is it
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  i think we should do some improv what do you say improv pa yeah yeah okay oh well the only way we
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  could really do this is if Joe gives us a suggestion.
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  Think he would? I think he
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  might if we ask kindly.
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  Joe?
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  Yeah?
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  Could you maybe, would you maybe wanna,
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  is it possible you could
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  give us a
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  little, little suggestion?
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  Sure, children.
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  Your suggestion
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  is star.
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  Star? Star?
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  Star. Let the ones
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  that watch over you and your little beds
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  when you go to sleep at night.
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  Thanks, Pa.
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  Do you wish on stars?
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  No.
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  What?
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  Like when you see them.
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  It's like flashing.
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  Shooting.
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  I've only seen a couple shooting stars
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  and they were like within days of each other.
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  And you didn't wish?
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  I don't have a ready-made wish.
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  what
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  I don't
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  I don't have three things you want at all times
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  I mean if I thought about it I probably
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  would but I didn't you take
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  that class in the fifth grade
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  the wish class
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  whenever you see a shooting star that is your
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  cue to immediately be like what do I
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  want and say it you got a like a three second
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  window I know that's the thing is I'm not I
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  wasn't fast enough with my window I wasn't
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  prepared and the universe gave you a bunch in a
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  short period of time I know I was wasted
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  when was this
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  15 years ago maybe oh my god i wished for a podcast with my dear friend
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  oh my gosh and it didn't come true just kidding just kidding it did okay i'll put the bazooka down
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  um wow that's crazy i wish on all of them when i see them i literally gasp and wish
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  how often do you see them i've seen a lot really you look for you find uh are you looking up in
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  the air a lot? Is that why? I'm always looking at the stars.
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  As a matter of fact, I just changed the lights in my
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  house from regular outside to
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  red bulbs.
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  Because that's what I did at the observatory.
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  Because it helps your eyes adjust to the darkness so you can see more stars.
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  Ooh, I did not know that.
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  That's interesting.
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  I think so too. See how my neighbors feel
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  about the red rum house.
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  I was going to say, do they all think that you've got like a little
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  brothel going on?
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  Think or no?
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  That's your other neighbor.
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  Yeah, it's alright.
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  I go there sometimes.
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  it's cool.
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  Yeah.
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  You get the neighborly discount Yeah I seeing about going to all my neighbors with and with like a little pamphlet that I going to make on Canva and a sponsor us Canva and be like
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  we should all switch to red bulbs when yours go out.
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  I'm not saying you need to buy them now.
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  I'm saying if we all did this,
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  we'd have a beautiful dark sky community.
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  Hmm.
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  It would cost you the same because you need a bulb.
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  But does it,
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  does the red light severely prohibit seeing things?
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  no no you can see just as much yeah so red is the color they use on submarines did you know that
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  i guess if i had to pick a color that gets seen around submarines i would say red
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  but i didn't think of it as anything specific other than kind of like an alert or whatever
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  and i trust them to see it's true we all every day are trusting submarines
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  that they know what they're doing.
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  Yeah.
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  And you know,
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  that light pollution disrupts like bats
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  and they're like feeding patterns.
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  It's too bright.
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  They can't like,
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  and that one might be bullshit.
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  Maybe it's true.
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  I don't know.
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  Okay.
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  Well, I thought they were blind,
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  but now blind.
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  You wonder why?
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  Because of the light pollution?
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  No, they hunt by echolocation.
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  I don't know if that means they're blind.
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  I think they're, I thought blind as a bat was a saying.
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  Why would God do that?
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  Why would you make an animal blind?
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  All of them.
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  Um, I don't know.
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  Just drunk Friday night?
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  Yeah.
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  And they're blind.
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  Wait, Joe.
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  Oh my God.
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  Bats are not blind.
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  You owe me a huge apology.
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  I think you owe God an apology.
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  While they use sound waves to hunt insects in the dark,
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  many bats also use their vision for long distance navigation.
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  Francie.
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  Can you ask if their lives have been disrupted by light pollution?
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  Because I'd like to go two for two.
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  Yay.
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  Sorry, was that a preemptive A?
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  Yay.
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  Should I have waited?
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  No, it's fine.
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  Cool.
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  Bats are highly affected by artificial light at night.
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  Wow.
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  The vast majority of bat species are severely harmed.
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  Light pollution degrades their habitats by disrupting hunting,
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  navigation, roosting, and migration.
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  And they're huge pollinators.
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  So listeners, if you want to get your shit pollinated by bats...
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  Maybe put a red light on. You're welcome.
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  And now, improv.
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  Georgia, Georgia, Georgia, look.
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  What?
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  What?
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  Where?
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  Where?
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  Look.
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  Where?
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  Oh a yellow Honda Civic just drove by Make a wish Oh it too late Oh Oh darn I never I too slow for these things Oh but you gotta be looking There opportunities for wishes all around us
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  You know, I heard by the time you see a Honda Civic dart by, it's already crashed.
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  Oh, I know. By the time you hear it, you hear the crash, your wish has already either been granted or not.
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  Did you wish?
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  I did wish.
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  Are you, can I share?
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  don't tell the universe that I'm cheating.
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  I wish for a million more yellow Honda Civics.
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  Oh my God, that's brilliant.
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  Thank you.
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  Oh, wow.
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  Yeah.
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  Oh gosh.
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  I love,
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  I love hanging here with you, Atlanta.
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  Yeah.
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  Thanks.
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  I appreciate it.
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  Yeah.
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  Yeah.
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  I love if we can just find opportunities for wish making all over.
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  Oh, I agree.
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  I love that there's so many different ways that we can really let the universe
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  know what our intentions are.
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  Yeah.
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  I think if you intend to echolocate it, you will find it.
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  Yeah.
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  Yeah.
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  Yeah.
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  Yeah.
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  That's why I always speak into a megaphone.
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  To echolocate my wishes.
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  That's cute.
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  Oh, look, look, look, look.
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  What?
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  What?
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  What?
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  What?
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  What?
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  What?
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  A woman on her way to work, but she's got a run in her pantyhose.
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  Make a wish.
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  I got one this time.
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  Oh, good.
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  What'd you wish for?
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  A million more ladies with runs in their pantyhoses.
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  Oh, bad for the ladies.
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  Good for us.
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  Yeah.
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  God.
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  Did you ever think about, uh, this would be cheating.
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  It's deliberately being on your way to work and giving yourself a run in your pantyhose
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  just so you could make a wish.
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  Then you're a walking wish.
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  I think that's okay.
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  You think that's okay?
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  You don't think the universe would frown upon that?
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  No, it's a loophole.
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  I think the universe gave us the creativity to think of a loophole.
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  That's true.
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  Why even give me this big, beautiful brain in old Atlanta's head if I couldn't use it?
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  And why give Georgia this upturned, cool nose if I can smell it?
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  Exactly.
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  Yeah.
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  Exactly.
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  God, we're nut shit crazy.
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  I love that about us.
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  Nut shit crazy.
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  Oh, Georgia, Georgia, Georgia, Georgia
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  What, what, what
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  Georgia, look, look, look
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  Look, I'm looking
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  Why am I telling you to look?
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  I'm looking
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  It's a man in a van kidnapping a small child
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  Make a wish
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  Oh my god, I made it
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  Oh, what'd you wish for?
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  That the kid doesn't get away
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  Oh, that's right
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  If the kid gets away, we don't get our wishes
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  Yeah, everyone knows that
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  Yeah
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  Oh, wow
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  Hey, you want to try
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  Not being upside down
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  Why would we do that Well they doing it Okay I just curious Alright I don know But you see more wishes that way Oh yeah Okay Alright I turning
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  Oh. Hmm.
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  This is weird.
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  What? Well, I don't
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  see any bugs
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  like this.
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  I'm looking at the ceiling for some reason.
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  Why? I don't
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  know. Why am I doing this?
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  I don't know.
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  Hmm.
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  This feels weird.
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  It feels weird.
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  And nothing's happening that's wish-worthy.
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  I know.
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  We gotta go back.
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  Okay, take his back.
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  I don't like this.
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  I don't know how.
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  Forgotten.
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  Oh, so we're just gonna walk around like this?
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  Atlanta, carry me.
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  Get in.
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  I don't feel good.
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  Things used to be so simple.
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  Why did I have to make us change?
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  I'm just going to throw you
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  I'm going to throw you up
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  Okay
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  Plop
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  Oh no, you're just back down again
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  Ow
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  Just go on without me
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  Georgia
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  What?
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  Georgia
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  Yes, ATL
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  I'm worried we're not going to get our wishes back
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  No
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  No, no
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  No, okay
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  Look
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  What?
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  A house with a red light.
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  I'm doing it.
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  I'm going to sit down again.
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  Oh, Heidi.
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  Bow me towards you.
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  Come here.
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  Come here.
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  Give me your wings.
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  Give me your wings.
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  Oh, finally.
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  Oh, my God.
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  We're back right ways.
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  Yes.
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  Ooh.
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  Wow.
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  Oh.
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  Oh.
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  What?
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  Oh, Georgia.
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  What?
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  Look.
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  What am I looking at?
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  Georgia, Georgia, Georgia.
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  What do I look at?
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  I'm ready.
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  Georgia.
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  Yes.
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  Look.
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  Yes.
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  Over there.
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  I'm looking.
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  Look over there.
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  What do I see?
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  It's, it's.
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  Yes.
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  Georgia, look.
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  Georgia, look.
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  What?
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  I'm trying to look.
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  I'm trying to look.
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  I'm trying to see.
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  Georgia.
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  What?
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  It's an old man
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  Having a heart attack
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  Make a wish
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  I made it
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  What'd you wish for?
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  That we'd never go
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  Right side up again
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  And then he dies
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  Yeah
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  Scene
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  you