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🐚 RHORI & 🍑 RHOA: Stairway to Slam Pig, Monthly's, Thong Couch & Scissor War · Drama, Darling: A Real Housewives Comedy Podcast

• 0:05
  Speaker 1: Drama Darling, Drama, Darling, Drama Darling.
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  Speaker 2: Oh hello there, welcome back in It's drama Darling. And
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  Speaker 2: it's going to be a double recap day where we
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  Speaker 2: are talking Rhode Island and Atlanta. Emily Dreesis is joining me.
• 0:31
  Speaker 2: What's up? Ms?
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  Speaker 3: Hello?
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  Speaker 2: Have you have you missed me? I've been serving my
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  Speaker 2: civil civic duty?
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  Speaker 3: Are you asking me?
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  Speaker 2: Yes?
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  Speaker 3: Yes, I miss you every second of every day.
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  Speaker 2: Oh my god, thank you so much. And to the listeners,
• 0:47
  Speaker 2: you know, we're smashing in like double recaps in these
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  Speaker 2: apps because I'm not home a lot anymore. I am.
• 0:54
  Speaker 2: I'm away from my desk, as they say, you know
• 0:57
  Speaker 2: what I mean, away from my desk any who, Jerry
• 1:01
  Speaker 2: duty will last until the end of the month. So
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  Speaker 2: I began April twenty ninth, I believe. And we're heading
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  Speaker 2: into the third week here, which is fabulous. So I'm
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  Speaker 2: really enjoyed. I'm very much enjoying it. And I will
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  Speaker 2: say no more. Now do you think that they know
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  Speaker 2: that I'm taking questions? I'm kidding.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, here's my question, your honor. Do you think that
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  Speaker 3: they know that you are open? I can't believe all
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  Speaker 3: the people that big just want to serve and never
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  Speaker 3: get it. And I feel like all of us that
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  Speaker 3: are like, oh shit, we always get.
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  Speaker 2: It, all the ones that what is that? No, but
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  Speaker 2: I've never begged, but I've always wanted to do it.
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  Speaker 2: So I actually got my wish. Wow, you don't want to.
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  Speaker 3: Do it on paper? Yeah I do, but actually get it.
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  Speaker 2: No, you would love it.
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  Speaker 3: This is the most inconvenient time.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, everything, one hundred percent. No, I completely agree with you.
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  Speaker 2: And in fact, one of me and one of the
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  Speaker 2: other jurors we're talking and not about the case, the case,
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  Speaker 2: not about case, not about but we were saying, like,
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  Speaker 2: it's not about this ever being a convenient time unless
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  Speaker 2: you're retired and you don't have a job or any obligations.
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  Speaker 2: It's just more about what's the less more inconvenient time,
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  Speaker 2: what's the more what's the more less inconvenient time? And
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  Speaker 2: that's what it really comes down to. Like Brett's job
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  Speaker 2: is going to ramp up in the summertime, and so
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  Speaker 2: for me to postpone it would have been more of
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  Speaker 2: a like a risk actually for him and for me.
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  Speaker 2: And then in light of like Mattie not being in
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  Speaker 2: school in the summer time, it's just like everything was
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  Speaker 2: going to come back around and bite me in the ass.
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  Speaker 2: So I thought, well, I might as well do it
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  Speaker 2: because I've always wanted to. And here I am, and
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  Speaker 2: you know what, We're almost done. We're almost done.
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  Speaker 3: A Lady of the courts, Thank you, Thank you, lady Madam,
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  Speaker 3: Madame Juror. That is me, Madman Juror. That is me.
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  Speaker 2: That is me. This is what I do on jury duty. No, never,
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  Speaker 2: I would never. Can you imagine? Can you imagine?
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  Speaker 3: I honestly can Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: They're like they call Brittany up and they like they
• 3:33
  Speaker 2: summon her and they're like, uh yeah, I no. Never mind. Well,
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  Speaker 2: on that note, thanks for being so patient, and I
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  Speaker 2: just I'm so excited to be here to talk about
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  Speaker 2: Rhode Island and Atlanta. Great apps, holy smokes, And we
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  Speaker 2: are in the cusp of a lot of things happening
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  Speaker 2: this week. We've got Summer House Finale happened as well
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  Speaker 2: as in the City Is that's the premiere. So Deanna
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  Speaker 2: and I are recapping those both like tonight. So that's exciting.
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  Speaker 2: Oh and the Rinna book, you better believe I'm going
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  Speaker 2: to talk about it. It has been recapped and it's
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  Speaker 2: gonna sizzle and drop in moments in moments, okay, over
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  Speaker 2: on the Patreon exclusively early release over there. I will
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  Speaker 2: release it on the public, but I have to wait
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  Speaker 2: some time, you know. Any who, Let's welcome ourselves in,
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  Speaker 2: jelly Welcome, thank you, Welcome in, Welcome in, Welcome in.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, thank you, You're welcome. All right, you get to
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  Speaker 3: welcome in. And for Atlanta. By the way, I don't
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  Speaker 3: know if you caught it.
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  Speaker 2: No, really where.
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  Speaker 3: When they went to the the Girl meat restaurant. Oh,
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  Speaker 3: welcome in at the meat restaurant.
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  Speaker 2: Nice? Nice? All right. Well, we're picking up with last
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  Speaker 2: week on Rhode Island. Joe Ellen showed a video, an
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  Speaker 2: alleged video of allegedly Brian allegedly cheating allegedly on Rula,
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  Speaker 2: and then we head on into Alicia and Bill leaving
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  Speaker 2: and she's like, oh, look a full leaf clover. It's
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  Speaker 2: really good luck. He's like, no, it's poison. Ivy, don't
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  Speaker 2: touch that. She's like, what, we never had such a thing.
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  Speaker 2: It's good luck. Which here's the thing I don't I mean,
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  Speaker 2: let's just say it, one hundred percent was not a
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  Speaker 2: four leaf clover. Okay, yeah, it was a clover three
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  Speaker 2: three at best. Okay, they're everywhere. It's like a weed.
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  Speaker 2: You know, people use it as groundcover. It pops up everywhere.
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  Speaker 2: You've seen it. But you know, wow, her lawn must
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  Speaker 2: be so tightly manicured that not one clover has popped
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  Speaker 2: up all these years. Or she's never walked out the
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  Speaker 2: front door and looked down before. I mean, I don't know,
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  Speaker 2: but these are the little things that I think are
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  Speaker 2: so fascinating about these people.
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  Speaker 3: My mom could look down and spot a four leaf
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  Speaker 3: clover like every day. I don't even understand it. We
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  Speaker 3: just had tons of four leaf clovers. I still have
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  Speaker 3: a bunch of her.
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  Speaker 2: You lived in Ireland, That's why I did.
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  Speaker 3: We lived under a rainbow in Ireland. My mom was
• 6:01
  Speaker 3: a leprecha. She started with that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what, It's okay, but some people might
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  Speaker 2: not know. If they're just listening, they need to know.
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  Speaker 2: Now that is wild. Are you serious?
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  Speaker 3: I am serious?
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  Speaker 2: Wow?
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  Speaker 3: But look, this has nothing to do with Alicia and
• 6:16
  Speaker 3: her awesome driving. I just wanted to shout out Alice.
• 6:21
  Speaker 2: Oh Alice. I love that name. I love the name Alice.
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  Speaker 2: That was Brett's grandmother's name.
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  Speaker 3: Oh you don't think.
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  Speaker 2: It might be. It might be, my god, we are related. Hello,
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  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, we just coupled up, but like relative wise,
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  Speaker 2: you know, like we're relatives and relative ties, so relatives ties.
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  Speaker 2: That would be weird, okay, strange. So yeah, she's totally
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  Speaker 2: nervous about driving, and now she's gonna have to do
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  Speaker 2: pickups and drop offs and stuff, which is like interesting
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  Speaker 2: to me.
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  Speaker 3: Well, that footage had a lot of sense as to
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  Speaker 3: how she hit a woman oh right, blowing through stop signs,
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  Speaker 3: like in the middle of the road.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, she was straddling that solid line in the middle. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I like how she's like, I got to have a
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  Speaker 2: quick cracker because I'm nervous.
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  Speaker 3: She's self medicaidea crackers.
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  Speaker 2: She is such we haven't seen the likes of a
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  Speaker 2: character like her in a long time. You know. I
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  Speaker 2: would almost say she is closer to Kathy Hilton than
• 7:33
  Speaker 2: other people with the quirkiness. You could put those two
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  Speaker 2: in the same boat, you know, And I would wager
• 7:40
  Speaker 2: to say that Alicia might even be more authentically quirky
• 7:46
  Speaker 2: Amy a thousand, Thank you, Emily, thank you.
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  Speaker 3: There is something so genuine about her that I like
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  Speaker 3: want to protect it at all costs.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, it's I mean, she's she's.
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  Speaker 3: Got an edge to her, but like I know, we'll
• 8:00
  Speaker 3: get there. But I think when they're at that dinner,
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  Speaker 3: I would put money on the producers wanted her to
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  Speaker 3: call out the affair at the dinner with.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, absolutely, that was the whole point.
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  Speaker 3: Couldn't do it?
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  Speaker 2: She couldn't.
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  Speaker 3: I love there's a softness to her too, you know
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  Speaker 3: what I mean.
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  Speaker 2: That was such a beautiful moment. Bleak, just like, let's
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  Speaker 2: just talk. You better believe I'm going to talk about it.
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  Speaker 2: Brabo book Club Drama Darling when she went over to
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  Speaker 2: Rula's with her husband what's his name? Bill? Is it? Bill?
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  Speaker 3: Brian?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, no, no, I'm sorry, not Rula, Alicia Pudley, Billy
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  Speaker 2: Ley Billy all right. You know it was so sweet
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  Speaker 2: that she absolutely one n wasn't going to fall into
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  Speaker 2: the pressure of any producers telling her to bring it up,
• 8:49
  Speaker 2: because that was the whole point. Yeah, that was on
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  Speaker 2: the shot list.
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  Speaker 3: She's so entertaining on her own. I don't need her
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  Speaker 3: to be produced that way, right because you can see
• 9:02
  Speaker 3: how heavy this shit was weighing on her. Even if
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  Speaker 3: she wasn't asked, and that feels much more natural to me.
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  Speaker 2: You know, she had a million crackers on the way
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  Speaker 2: over because she was worried she was gonna have to
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  Speaker 2: bring it up. How could even the best housewife would
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  Speaker 2: have a struggle with that setup so intimate, two couples
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  Speaker 2: at someone's home and then telling them at their home.
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  Speaker 2: I would I don't know who would have been able
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  Speaker 2: to do it, and like at Ryan the husband, Kenya
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  Speaker 2: would have been able to do it, Kelly Dudd would
• 9:41
  Speaker 2: have been able to do it, Tamra Judge would have
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  Speaker 2: been able to you know, Like I'm like, I can't
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  Speaker 2: imagine who. And then we list like eighteen housewives that
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  Speaker 2: would have no problem with it.
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  Speaker 3: In the moment, Brian is charming enough that I could
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  Speaker 3: see Alicia hates him like I would, and then he's
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  Speaker 3: like offering her all these free services, said, we're going
• 10:00
  Speaker 3: to use the special room for you guys.
• 10:03
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, he just enough. I love that. Billy
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  Speaker 2: still is entertained and like really loves Alicia. You can
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  Speaker 2: tell because he was like laughing at her. I mean
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  Speaker 2: in a good way. He was kind of entertained by her,
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  Speaker 2: and I thought it was really cute.
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  Speaker 3: No, I'm with you. It's just that we know off
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  Speaker 3: like this past week when she posted that he spent
• 10:24
  Speaker 3: her money on Bill's that she didn't realize and he's
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  Speaker 3: still not giving her money and she's still not on
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  Speaker 3: the house. So I guess I'm living real time on.
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  Speaker 2: That, you know what, And that's on me. I didn't
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  Speaker 2: take that into consideration, you know.
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  Speaker 3: Because I didn't come up in the court case.
• 10:41
  Speaker 2: I was just going to say it didn't come up,
• 10:43
  Speaker 2: and I I, you know, I'm looking at everything, so
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  Speaker 2: I just have to put some things on the back burner,
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  Speaker 2: and that was one of them. But thank you for
• 10:50
  Speaker 2: bringing that to my attention. I was really delighting in
• 10:53
  Speaker 2: how much he seems to like her and enjoy her
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  Speaker 2: in this episode. And now now it's run runed.
• 11:00
  Speaker 3: But I'm okay because I do like their relationship. I'm
• 11:04
  Speaker 3: I'm living in two places because I also know what
• 11:06
  Speaker 3: a asshole Brian is, and I can I'm frustrated with Billy,
• 11:11
  Speaker 3: but in all of these scenes, we're getting the best
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  Speaker 3: of them, so I'm trying to like take that into absolutely.
• 11:18
  Speaker 2: We need a well rounded look at these men, and
• 11:23
  Speaker 2: we sure got one. Bill was like just spilling all
• 11:27
  Speaker 2: the spilling all the secrets. He was just like I thought,
• 11:31
  Speaker 2: you know, it was like a lady's luncheon where we're
• 11:33
  Speaker 2: sharing our beauty secrets. But I also was like, because
• 11:36
  Speaker 2: isn't he like a.
• 11:36
  Speaker 3: Dentist, Brian, he's a podiatrist.
• 11:40
  Speaker 2: Oh okay, I'm so off. Okay, you know what, it
• 11:43
  Speaker 2: doesn't matter either one shouldn't. They wouldn't necessarily have botox
• 11:47
  Speaker 2: and ozebic and steroids in their you know, offices. However,
• 11:53
  Speaker 2: I really enjoyed him being pretty upfront and honest about it,
• 11:56
  Speaker 2: and he was like, I sell it, why not? And
• 11:57
  Speaker 2: then I was like, that's why Joellen wasn't his rep
• 12:01
  Speaker 2: because she sells these machines and skincare and like beauty,
• 12:05
  Speaker 2: and of course he probably has those machines in his
• 12:07
  Speaker 2: office or whatever. And so it all comes full circle.
• 12:10
  Speaker 3: Because I think it's like, it sounds like it's kind
• 12:13
  Speaker 3: of like a medspa slash foot doctor. Yeah, and he's
• 12:17
  Speaker 3: a doctor, so he can get the medications prescribed.
• 12:21
  Speaker 2: Mm hmmm, I mean why not? You know, why not?
• 12:25
  Speaker 2: You know how they made it look so messy When
• 12:27
  Speaker 2: he got a text, it's like dang, and he's like
• 12:32
  Speaker 2: I gotta got here's my mistress. I mean they literally
• 12:34
  Speaker 2: practically put up subtitles that said mistress is calling. You know, yeah, yeah, yeah.
• 12:43
  Speaker 3: What'd you think about the uh, the way he got
• 12:45
  Speaker 3: that rulable drinks?
• 12:48
  Speaker 2: My god, that was so awkward and weird and so
• 12:54
  Speaker 2: messed up. And she just like looked over the table
• 12:58
  Speaker 2: like mm hmm, that's what happened.
• 13:03
  Speaker 3: I feel like that is something that like your grandparent
• 13:07
  Speaker 3: might like something generations ago that now we know is
• 13:11
  Speaker 3: really bad. Like I'm giving him a little grace on that,
• 13:15
  Speaker 3: but I'm still like, dude.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, because he's living in the dark ages. But it
• 13:18
  Speaker 2: is basically like your your grandparents being like, you know what,
• 13:22
  Speaker 2: he root feed me and the next thing you know,
• 13:24
  Speaker 2: I had a ring on my finger and it's been
• 13:27
  Speaker 2: love ever since. It's what we did back then. I
• 13:32
  Speaker 2: mean really, it's true. But they it was nice to
• 13:35
  Speaker 2: see them in that very well lit, overly lit room
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  Speaker 2: for dinner. I can't. That was like, all right, an anyone.
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  Speaker 3: There's an operating table. Oh come, so.
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  Speaker 2: He ruined, I mean, don't ruin steak for me, Just
• 13:52
  Speaker 2: don't disgusting. I can't. I can't with that guy anyway.
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  Speaker 2: More to come on that, obviously, but holy smokes, I'm
• 14:02
  Speaker 2: glad that Alicia wasn't the messenger on that video existing, Yeah,
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  Speaker 2: for sure, except to her husband where she's like, no,
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  Speaker 2: it was new. He's like, how do you know it?
• 14:14
  Speaker 2: Like was it date stamp? She's like, it was new?
• 14:16
  Speaker 2: We just know.
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  Speaker 3: I don't also think she could have landed that plane,
• 14:20
  Speaker 3: Like to your point, she's not a chilly does she's
• 14:24
  Speaker 3: not a camera kenya like, so what she would have
• 14:28
  Speaker 3: said it? And then she would have been like and
• 14:31
  Speaker 3: then like she would have been like crackers. It would
• 14:37
  Speaker 3: have he would have been able to totally steamroll over
• 14:40
  Speaker 3: it with it being like we're past that, that's annoy thing.
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  Speaker 3: She wouldn't have been able to stand in that.
• 14:47
  Speaker 2: It would have she wouldn't have been able to stand
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  Speaker 2: in it. And by the way, when Rula is like,
• 14:53
  Speaker 2: so that's another vodka, you know, she's subtly trying to
• 14:58
  Speaker 2: tell us in some way like, oh, he drinks too
• 15:01
  Speaker 2: much and I want you all to know that, like
• 15:03
  Speaker 2: that's that's the least I can do for you all
• 15:06
  Speaker 2: and audience and whomever. I don't like how much he
• 15:10
  Speaker 2: drinks and so whatever he says I'm just putting down
• 15:13
  Speaker 2: that he's drunk.
• 15:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah. I thought what she was doing too was being
• 15:18
  Speaker 3: like he's Anything he says right now is a real Yeah.
• 15:22
  Speaker 2: She's already paving the way for an excuse. He was drunk.
• 15:26
  Speaker 2: I can't There's nothing I can do about it. He
• 15:29
  Speaker 2: was drunk when he received that text from the mistress. Okay,
• 15:35
  Speaker 2: Liz and Dolores and their menopause gummy is such a
• 15:40
  Speaker 2: brilliant idea. Yeah, I love it. I absolutely love it.
• 15:45
  Speaker 2: And it sounds like Liz has had or has a
• 15:49
  Speaker 2: real bad case of the Mennos, you know, because she's like,
• 15:53
  Speaker 2: I can't get out of bed. I'm so worries too.
• 15:57
  Speaker 3: Yeah, like Polly and her almost broke up, which on
• 16:00
  Speaker 3: my feet, man, it was just a little bit worse.
• 16:02
  Speaker 3: They wouldn't be together, so I know, I know for worse.
• 16:06
  Speaker 2: Well, she could probably treat him any which way she wanted,
• 16:09
  Speaker 2: and he wasn't gonna leave. He knows what side is
• 16:12
  Speaker 2: bread is buttered on? Please?
• 16:14
  Speaker 3: Yeah, his wife's he's still married.
• 16:22
  Speaker 2: Oh honey, honey, whoa serve that dishup? No, I thought
• 16:29
  Speaker 2: that he actually finally got divorced. I thought that that
• 16:33
  Speaker 2: was the news that's been out there.
• 16:35
  Speaker 3: Well, maybe it is, and I just don't have my
• 16:37
  Speaker 3: poly alerts, my Google poly alerts up. But or I
• 16:41
  Speaker 3: missed that one.
• 16:43
  Speaker 2: You know, it's either he got that the divorce is
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: final or that he filed for divorce, one or the other.
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: But there was a step in that direction. I know,
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: I saw it. Obviously wasn't worth reporting on because I
• 16:56
  Speaker 2: was like, I'll believe it when I see it.
• 16:59
  Speaker 3: You know what now that we're talking about, I think
• 17:01
  Speaker 3: that dining room was lit by Polly's teeth is fucking crazy.
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: Vinears, I mean, yeah, and Liz too for that matter.
• 17:11
  Speaker 3: Uh huh.
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: But you know, geez, that tan is bonkers because I
• 17:17
  Speaker 2: think it's like it is a gorgeous tan. I think
• 17:19
  Speaker 2: it's it's also like that Bay Water reflection tan, but
• 17:25
  Speaker 2: also layered with spray tan and then make up spray,
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: and then back in the spray tan, and then maybe
• 17:33
  Speaker 2: even a tanning bed. I don't know, but I think
• 17:35
  Speaker 2: it's a lot of layers of a lot of different things.
• 17:39
  Speaker 3: Yes, ma'am, it is a lifestyle that tan.
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: Wait, how about Rhode Island is the first state to
• 17:46
  Speaker 2: make menopausal women a protected class in the workplace. How
• 17:50
  Speaker 2: does that work?
• 17:51
  Speaker 3: I want to know more. I know, I'm just glad
• 17:55
  Speaker 3: that they talked about that, because I could see that
• 17:58
  Speaker 3: easily not being even mentioned. But I love that they're
• 18:03
  Speaker 3: talking about menopause now, oh thank god across all the franchise.
• 18:08
  Speaker 2: Yes, we got Angela over there in Atlanta with her fans,
• 18:12
  Speaker 2: which yes, as far as a business endeavor, we're not.
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: You know, like I said, she can head on over
• 18:16
  Speaker 2: to PRINTIFID hashtag not an AD. But if you want
• 18:19
  Speaker 2: an AD, I'll give you plenty. Just wait for it.
• 18:21
  Speaker 2: But like you know, I don't think she needs to
• 18:24
  Speaker 2: be investing. That's that's a conversation for another time.
• 18:27
  Speaker 3: Maybe there could be a merger, a collab with the
• 18:31
  Speaker 3: Menopause gummy and get your Angela fan like menopause package.
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: I like that. I like that a lot, But.
• 18:38
  Speaker 3: You don't love it. So what I'm hearing is I
• 18:41
  Speaker 3: need to work on it.
• 18:42
  Speaker 2: Okay, Well I think you should, you know, maybe throw
• 18:44
  Speaker 2: in a third.
• 18:48
  Speaker 3: Okay, colonoscopy, Yeah, there you go.
• 18:51
  Speaker 2: How'd you come up with that?
• 18:52
  Speaker 3: Idea just came to me?
• 18:56
  Speaker 2: Well, I do love that, and I want to know
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: more about how Rhode Island makes menopausal women protected in
• 19:02
  Speaker 2: the workplace. I like that, you know. Let's take it.
• 19:06
  Speaker 2: Let's take it a step further. Okay, let's knock it
• 19:09
  Speaker 2: down to you know, when we have our monthlies, You know,
• 19:13
  Speaker 2: when we have a case of the monthlies?
• 19:17
  Speaker 3: Cool, I know.
• 19:18
  Speaker 2: What that is. I've never said that about any cows.
• 19:24
  Speaker 2: Do you have a case of the monthlies?
• 19:25
  Speaker 3: Well?
• 19:26
  Speaker 2: I do too. Here's what's new. You can call into
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: your work and say I've got the monthlies and you'll
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: excuse you for a day, maybe even a day point five.
• 19:39
  Speaker 3: We've seen a general idea of the men in Rhode Island.
• 19:43
  Speaker 3: Are you gonna call any of these men and be like, hey, man,
• 19:46
  Speaker 3: I can't come in. I'm on my menopause time today.
• 19:50
  Speaker 3: I know. Okay, I understand. Friend, No way.
• 19:55
  Speaker 2: They'd be like, you're a rep. You're my rep. Get
• 19:57
  Speaker 2: in here and start repping. Don't rep menopause?
• 20:03
  Speaker 3: Yeah?
• 20:03
  Speaker 2: Right, yeah, click, because they're on an old time and phone. No,
• 20:11
  Speaker 2: he just says, click, oh okay, that's how they all end.
• 20:14
  Speaker 2: They're going say five, okay, good day, Click all right,
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: click click click clip click clip click.
• 20:27
  Speaker 3: Okay.
• 20:27
  Speaker 2: So Kelsey had a new house, Okay, and she's like
• 20:29
  Speaker 2: her apartment. Sorry again, No, I'm not going to take
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: it again. Let's keep going, all right, all right, Kelsey
• 20:38
  Speaker 2: got a new apartment and her mom, her mom and
• 20:41
  Speaker 2: as sister there and she's like, yeah, he's paying for
• 20:45
  Speaker 2: this too, And she's like, oh, she looked like she
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: told her she killed somebody. The way that she acted,
• 20:52
  Speaker 2: I was like, what is this that she's hearing it
• 20:55
  Speaker 2: for the second time? She's pretending to act or is
• 20:57
  Speaker 2: this her real reaction?
• 20:59
  Speaker 3: Yeah? By the way, did you catch Rosie and watch
• 21:02
  Speaker 3: what happens? When she said that that breakup of Kelsey
• 21:06
  Speaker 3: happened before filming and that is a big reason why
• 21:10
  Speaker 3: she called it out on the first time that they're
• 21:12
  Speaker 3: all filming, was like, what is going on? Because she
• 21:17
  Speaker 3: implied that that breakup had happened.
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: I saw. I could see that from up miles and
• 21:25
  Speaker 2: miles away. In fact, you and I kind of touched
• 21:28
  Speaker 2: on that a little bit, like, yeah, how convenient she
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: waited for perfect timing, but like it didn't just happen off.
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: I agree. I didn't want to like blatantly just say,
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: oh my god, what a lie. They recreated it all,
• 21:41
  Speaker 2: even though I do say that sometimes, but I one
• 21:44
  Speaker 2: hundred percent believe that. And I it was just too obvious.
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: It's like the timing is way too perfect for that
• 21:49
  Speaker 2: to happen like that.
• 21:51
  Speaker 3: So well, I mean it's still real. Yeah, And nice
• 21:55
  Speaker 3: guy to let her set her shit back up at
• 21:57
  Speaker 3: his house and film there.
• 21:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah, nice guy, Emily. Really now he would like let you, Yeah,
• 22:07
  Speaker 2: you can call in for menopause any day of the
• 22:10
  Speaker 2: week that you live in his house, trust and believe
• 22:13
  Speaker 2: so if she would have kept her a salon there,
• 22:15
  Speaker 2: she she could have called in any day. Jokes on her.
• 22:19
  Speaker 2: What a loss anyway, Yeah, totally awesome. I love that
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: Rosie called that out because I mean it's so obvious.
• 22:27
  Speaker 2: So good on her. And that's the thing about reality television, darlings,
• 22:32
  Speaker 2: that's the part where people like it's so fake. Yeah,
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: it's fake, but it's based on some real and like
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: then you wait it out and then you wait for
• 22:40
  Speaker 2: the really real, real stuff and you get to the
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: real stuff and then it's still reality television. So there
• 22:45
  Speaker 2: we have it.
• 22:46
  Speaker 3: And I do think it's smart producing when they don't
• 22:50
  Speaker 3: fill the whole cast in on what's real and what's
• 22:52
  Speaker 3: what they're switching around, because then the cast does feel
• 22:55
  Speaker 3: a little bit like we're not going to talk about this,
• 22:59
  Speaker 3: like what.
• 23:00
  Speaker 2: You better believe I'm going to talk about in the
• 23:01
  Speaker 2: Brava Book Club on Drama Darling exclusively at patreon dot
• 23:05
  Speaker 2: com slash drama Doling. But it's also kind of tricky
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: when you have a group of ladies who are supposed
• 23:13
  Speaker 2: to know each other, so you can only hide it
• 23:16
  Speaker 2: from certain people, right right, you don't really know very well,
• 23:19
  Speaker 2: so it's going to get out.
• 23:21
  Speaker 3: Absolutely, and it just is It creates drama Darling. Yeah.
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: So anyway, she's got that new apartment and then Bill
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: comes over, who's her only boyfriend? As they said in
• 23:34
  Speaker 2: the lower third title, that was funny, funny, And then
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: we get to the real meat and potatoes of this
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: episode where we head on over to Rosie's house. Yeah,
• 23:48
  Speaker 2: thanks for listening, everybody. No, I'm sing.
• 23:52
  Speaker 3: By the way that the first time we saw Rosie's
• 23:54
  Speaker 3: house in this episode was right before she put on
• 23:57
  Speaker 3: those moon boots again. Yeah, and she's walking around that
• 24:00
  Speaker 3: construction site in bare ass feet.
• 24:03
  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's such a hazard. I can't even believe it.
• 24:07
  Speaker 3: She's gonna be Brian's next mistress because she's gonna have
• 24:11
  Speaker 3: to go in to get a rusty ass nail out
• 24:13
  Speaker 3: of her foot. He's gonna be like zip.
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: Zip, and he's gonna stick her with a tetnis shot,
• 24:20
  Speaker 2: maybe some botox, And I don't know what the third
• 24:22
  Speaker 2: thing is gonna be about, Oh.
• 24:24
  Speaker 3: I do what's that?
• 24:26
  Speaker 2: What is it? I do? I do?
• 24:28
  Speaker 3: I do penis.
• 24:35
  Speaker 2: Type for a coupling? Oh my god. So now let
• 24:42
  Speaker 2: me ask you this. When Kelsey drives up and she's
• 24:44
  Speaker 2: got that little siren and she's like, it's the house police.
• 24:49
  Speaker 2: I thought it was kind of funny.
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: I did.
• 24:53
  Speaker 3: It was funny, But I also get Rosie's point, which
• 24:59
  Speaker 3: Rosie wasn't there yet, you.
• 25:01
  Speaker 2: Know what I mean, she sure wasn't. Oh my god, about.
• 25:05
  Speaker 3: A public shaming about the siren and the speaker to
• 25:11
  Speaker 3: Rosie's neighbors that I was like, I feel you, Rosie,
• 25:14
  Speaker 3: even though like I love a prank and over the
• 25:16
  Speaker 3: time like I yeah that. So and on the after show,
• 25:21
  Speaker 3: everybody was like of two minds, Like some of them
• 25:23
  Speaker 3: were like it was funny, it was funny. What was like,
• 25:25
  Speaker 3: what's the big deal? Is so funny? And I just
• 25:29
  Speaker 3: was like, no, I get it. Because also on the
• 25:31
  Speaker 3: after show, Rosie's like I asked about polygamy once she
• 25:35
  Speaker 3: has my husband of an affair. She has said that
• 25:39
  Speaker 3: I was fired for various reasons, like she went down
• 25:41
  Speaker 3: the list of all the things that Kelsey has said
• 25:44
  Speaker 3: about Rosie, and then.
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: That's because Rosie struck first, and then all of the
• 25:51
  Speaker 2: following arguments were like attempts to get at her, and
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: she I'll just go for anything, which is like, let's
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: not make it a buffet of issues. Let's just kind
• 26:02
  Speaker 2: of stick to one or wait until another opportunity comes around.
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: Like when we saw her go house police, I was like, Okay,
• 26:09
  Speaker 2: that's funny. Then it just kept going and then Kelsey
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: coming at her house like wait, what what loud talk
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: about a joke going bad? When someone comes out and
• 26:22
  Speaker 2: is like what, she should have just been like, okay,
• 26:28
  Speaker 2: I was, I'm just kidding. I was pretending I was
• 26:30
  Speaker 2: the house police.
• 26:30
  Speaker 3: Get it.
• 26:31
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I'm kidding. I'm sorry. It could have been fine.
• 26:34
  Speaker 3: I also think like she after the fact, Kelsey was
• 26:37
  Speaker 3: like it was fine because she was going to show
• 26:39
  Speaker 3: me the housing plans anywhere.
• 26:40
  Speaker 2: That was the other thing. I agree she had that
• 26:43
  Speaker 2: setup too, so but.
• 26:46
  Speaker 3: Rosie wasn't going over to Kelsey's house with a police
• 26:49
  Speaker 3: siren on an intercom saying I have my housing plans.
• 26:53
  Speaker 3: It's the house police.
• 26:55
  Speaker 2: Yes, I agree, two different executions of a joke about
• 27:01
  Speaker 2: their situation, though, So you know, I suppose Kelsey gets
• 27:05
  Speaker 2: points off because it was just too loud. Well it
• 27:09
  Speaker 2: would it have been funny if she wrote up in costume,
• 27:12
  Speaker 2: in a police officer's costume or a police let's just say,
• 27:15
  Speaker 2: a police hat that said house police on it? Would
• 27:18
  Speaker 2: that have been acceptable to all you people who can't
• 27:21
  Speaker 2: take a joke?
• 27:23
  Speaker 3: Wow, you were I cannot wait to pull up to
• 27:25
  Speaker 3: your house and do this.
• 27:26
  Speaker 2: Do it? Love?
• 27:34
  Speaker 3: I personally didn't think. I immediately thought this is like iconic,
• 27:40
  Speaker 3: and I didn't. It didn't hit me until I was like, ah,
• 27:44
  Speaker 3: I can see where this should bother Rosie. Me personally,
• 27:47
  Speaker 3: I was like, well, whatever, oh okay, yeah, Rosie.
• 27:53
  Speaker 2: Clearly she's not over it either if she can't joke
• 27:56
  Speaker 2: about it. But also the execution was you know, fair
• 28:00
  Speaker 2: to Midland. Let's just say that. Then she just like
• 28:03
  Speaker 2: pushed it when she just sort of like pulled back
• 28:05
  Speaker 2: and Ben like, all right, this is not landing. Let
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: me just pull back. So we go in and she's
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: got the plans there, which I thought Kelsey had a
• 28:15
  Speaker 2: great sense of humor about that well at that point,
• 28:22
  Speaker 2: So now I am curious, would she had a good
• 28:25
  Speaker 2: sense of humor about that if she hadn't done that prank.
• 28:27
  Speaker 2: I still think she would have.
• 28:29
  Speaker 3: I also don't know, We don't know had Kelsey come
• 28:32
  Speaker 3: in regular regular if that if those plans would have
• 28:38
  Speaker 3: been even acknowledged in a big way, right, if it
• 28:42
  Speaker 3: would have been like Rosie bean like, hey, just so
• 28:44
  Speaker 3: you know, here's the plans, so you know I'm not lying.
• 28:48
  Speaker 2: Right right, Instead she was like, well, here's the plans
• 28:52
  Speaker 2: since you came over with tape. Yeah, that was so funny.
• 28:57
  Speaker 2: I did think it was a great idea and I
• 28:59
  Speaker 2: love it she had the plans out and I thought
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: that that would be a fun way for them to
• 29:03
  Speaker 2: like kind of talk about it. It is interesting how
• 29:06
  Speaker 2: they really just fell into just a bucket of shit
• 29:11
  Speaker 2: in that in that argument, and that went left so fast.
• 29:15
  Speaker 3: I think I got to be.
• 29:18
  Speaker 2: Rosie escalated it to a point that it did not
• 29:21
  Speaker 2: need to go and with slam pig no, No, that
• 29:26
  Speaker 2: was fine. That was iconic. I think the when she
• 29:35
  Speaker 2: yelled and got up over her and into her face,
• 29:38
  Speaker 2: that was bad and that's what we don't want because
• 29:43
  Speaker 2: when Kelsey tapped her back, I would have done the
• 29:46
  Speaker 2: same thing. And that's when it comes down to. Everyone
• 29:50
  Speaker 2: is going to have a disagreement about this. I know
• 29:52
  Speaker 2: you feel like, Nope, if you put hands on that's
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: where it ends. I'm of a different opinion. If you
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: are in my face that close, yelling at that octave
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: when I wasn't yelling at that octave, and you took
• 30:05
  Speaker 2: it to that point and you're like over me where
• 30:09
  Speaker 2: it looks like you might be about to strike, I'm
• 30:14
  Speaker 2: gonna I'm gonna push you back. I'm gonna do it,
• 30:17
  Speaker 2: So Emily, don't do it.
• 30:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you're in Rosie's home. She's saying, get out, get out,
• 30:23
  Speaker 3: get out. I gotta be team Rosie.
• 30:25
  Speaker 2: Also, did she say get out at that point though
• 30:28
  Speaker 2: before she pushed I don't think she had said that yet.
• 30:32
  Speaker 3: Also, I'm also to Rosie's sucking dick is a career.
• 30:37
  Speaker 3: I was like, that is a career, Rosie, So like.
• 30:40
  Speaker 2: Thank you. Let's let's be clear and how dare you?
• 30:46
  Speaker 2: There's there's a time and a place for everything.
• 30:50
  Speaker 3: So you get out of your house, right you.
• 30:52
  Speaker 2: You take your plans and you leave.
• 30:55
  Speaker 3: Where do darlings go? On?
• 30:57
  Speaker 2: Like? Where do you go?
• 30:59
  Speaker 3: Where do you go? Do a Patreon pole?
• 31:01
  Speaker 2: Well? I was very glad that Rosie didn't strike back
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: at that point. She could have because she touched her,
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: and she would have had every right to do that back,
• 31:11
  Speaker 2: but she didn't, So I was happy that that didn't
• 31:14
  Speaker 2: go any further. Oh wait, actually it did. She did.
• 31:17
  Speaker 2: She did throw her at her house literally and physically
• 31:20
  Speaker 2: with her hands and slammed the door on her.
• 31:22
  Speaker 3: But her house.
• 31:25
  Speaker 2: It was her house and she wasn't leaving. However, she
• 31:28
  Speaker 2: did put hands on her. She did put hands on her.
• 31:30
  Speaker 2: N she shoved her through the door. Did I have
• 31:32
  Speaker 2: a problem with that? Not really? But I also didn't
• 31:36
  Speaker 2: have a problem with Kelsey pushing her out of her way.
• 31:40
  Speaker 2: But that's just me. But this is such a tricky
• 31:43
  Speaker 2: opinion to have. But like, where does it end? Where
• 31:45
  Speaker 2: does it stop? Because the second you do one of
• 31:47
  Speaker 2: those things, that's going to escalate to another. They just
• 31:49
  Speaker 2: got lucky that it didn't go any further. Do I
• 31:52
  Speaker 2: agree that they shouldn't touch each other? Absolutely?
• 31:55
  Speaker 3: Now? Here's where I would have been team Kelsey if
• 31:58
  Speaker 3: that all went down. She back to a car, turned
• 32:01
  Speaker 3: that siren back on, and started saying a bunch of shit.
• 32:04
  Speaker 2: A.
• 32:08
  Speaker 3: Slam pig like just went off. You know, you got fired,
• 32:11
  Speaker 3: not because you had diarrhea or whatever. She got fired
• 32:14
  Speaker 3: from the whatever, you were sleeping with your boss, all
• 32:18
  Speaker 3: this stuff, but on the speaker with the siren.
• 32:22
  Speaker 2: Fair. Oh that's so funny. Well, next week she shows
• 32:25
  Speaker 2: up as like the queen, the slam pig queen, right,
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: a patchet queen. So that's good, that's good stuff. This
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: is good stuff. They are forming a real bad vibe
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: for the sake of entertainment. But wow, Yeah, Rosie was
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: very mad, very.
• 32:49
  Speaker 3: Mad, and I think she stood her ground well with
• 32:54
  Speaker 3: her words in terms of pageant queen. Oh, I have
• 33:00
  Speaker 3: a house, you don't, Kelsey. I'm sorry.
• 33:03
  Speaker 2: I'm sorry. No, No, I'm sorry.
• 33:06
  Speaker 3: Yeah, No, I'm no, I'm sorry. Get the fuck out
• 33:08
  Speaker 3: of me.
• 33:09
  Speaker 2: Oh get out, Kelsey said no. She came back in
• 33:14
  Speaker 2: and was like, oh, by the way, I won that
• 33:17
  Speaker 2: pageant fair and square.
• 33:19
  Speaker 3: I was surprised if producers didn't like whoa, whoa, whoa.
• 33:23
  Speaker 2: Yeah, did you see that? Producer. Once she threw her
• 33:25
  Speaker 2: out the door, was like, hey, no, no, no, no, no,
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: no no no. I liked seeing that. I liked seeing it. Yeah,
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: they're on top of it. That's hard.
• 33:33
  Speaker 3: Yeah, great scene.
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: Yeah, arguing over a salon bag on wheels and like
• 33:39
  Speaker 2: having to drag it, like get out of my house.
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: It's not just a direct from A to B. You
• 33:44
  Speaker 2: have to go downstairs. That's a tough ask. Now, when
• 33:47
  Speaker 2: you kick someone out and they have luggage with them,
• 33:51
  Speaker 2: it's not going to be a smooth transition.
• 33:53
  Speaker 3: No, And you know, Kelsey broke a nail trying to
• 33:56
  Speaker 3: grab it from Liz Josie.
• 33:57
  Speaker 2: Who cares. But to think that they were willing to
• 34:03
  Speaker 2: like get together and then have her cut her hair
• 34:06
  Speaker 2: again is bananas to me.
• 34:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that's the other thing Rosie said. She said all
• 34:11
  Speaker 3: the shit about me, She lied about me all these times.
• 34:13
  Speaker 3: It wasn't just the one. And then I am doing
• 34:17
  Speaker 3: the ultimate thing, which is letting her cut my hair.
• 34:19
  Speaker 3: So yeah, I can put promote her again.
• 34:22
  Speaker 2: I agree with that. I agree points off for both sides.
• 34:26
  Speaker 2: Great scene, all right. Next up, we've got Joe Ellen.
• 34:33
  Speaker 2: Oh wow, the scene with her mom and her sister yeah,
• 34:37
  Speaker 2: they are and stuff in front of all of us.
• 34:40
  Speaker 3: WHOA Her mom has points for me in terms of
• 34:43
  Speaker 3: some of the moms we've seen lately or in the
• 34:46
  Speaker 3: especially like Salt Lake Moms, Monica's mom, bron Musy. But
• 34:52
  Speaker 3: I think that she can accept this, like I have
• 34:59
  Speaker 3: empathy for the even though it sounds like it was
• 35:02
  Speaker 3: really bad.
• 35:03
  Speaker 2: Geez, it sounds bad. The giving away almost full custody
• 35:07
  Speaker 2: of her is like a nightmare to listen to. And
• 35:11
  Speaker 2: it wasn't just one child, you know that, it was
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: two of them, and it sounds like it was worse
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: for Joellen than it was her sister, especially when.
• 35:19
  Speaker 3: You find out like she was just doing normal kid
• 35:22
  Speaker 3: shit that you do.
• 35:24
  Speaker 2: But why the mom was like still holding on to
• 35:27
  Speaker 2: the fact that she was a bad kid doing bad things.
• 35:30
  Speaker 2: She doesn't get it. Hopefully Joellen can accept the fact
• 35:34
  Speaker 2: that her mom just isn't going to get it. And
• 35:36
  Speaker 2: at this point, she's obviously made the decision that she
• 35:39
  Speaker 2: wants to work on their relationship, but she's not going
• 35:41
  Speaker 2: to be able to convince her, and I think she
• 35:43
  Speaker 2: needs to let that go.
• 35:44
  Speaker 3: You do, I do, because I saw it cracking there
• 35:48
  Speaker 3: and I think once the mom hears from America. I
• 35:53
  Speaker 3: think the mom is she is more open than other
• 35:56
  Speaker 3: moms that we've seen.
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: I forget that there and they're because I'm like, they're
• 36:02
  Speaker 2: gonna need She's going to have to hear it from
• 36:04
  Speaker 2: someone else and not her daughters.
• 36:07
  Speaker 3: Well that's what she's about.
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: She's about to hear it. Yeah, but you know someone
• 36:11
  Speaker 2: who's that far gone. And I don't know if I
• 36:14
  Speaker 2: have much hope in that. I guess I will hope.
• 36:18
  Speaker 2: But when she said you were mean, and her mom's like, oh,
• 36:21
  Speaker 2: when you weren't, which is just so heartbreaking. It's like
• 36:26
  Speaker 2: your child and she has to say to her, you
• 36:28
  Speaker 2: were the mom, you should have taught me how to
• 36:29
  Speaker 2: be nice. And then her mom's like, you're blaming me
• 36:32
  Speaker 2: for the behaviors that you exhibited in your childhood.
• 36:36
  Speaker 3: So it's just great.
• 36:37
  Speaker 2: It's sad.
• 36:38
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's sad, And at.
• 36:40
  Speaker 2: Least we're seeing her for exactly who Joellen is saying
• 36:43
  Speaker 2: she is. There is no discrepancy there.
• 36:46
  Speaker 3: No because like Joellen had to like scrap to survive,
• 36:51
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• 36:54
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  Speaker 2: okay and playing that role. She apologized and said that
• 37:27
  Speaker 2: she had too much on her plate and it was
• 37:28
  Speaker 2: overwhelming words to hear someone say on a show like this,
• 37:33
  Speaker 2: why didn't you ever love me? Is like so intense.
• 37:38
  Speaker 2: I mean, we haven't heard the likes of this in
• 37:40
  Speaker 2: a long time since Salt Lake, since everyone you're talking
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  Speaker 3: Monica Monica's mob right right, And then you get into.
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  Speaker 2: But she wasn't as genuine, like Monica wasn't as genuine
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  Speaker 2: They were born TONI yeah, but they I agree with
• 38:08
  Speaker 2: you and that and the mom is worse obviously, but
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  Speaker 2: for us and like run their baggage on repeat. For us,
• 38:23
  Speaker 2: that's an example of like it's real, they're just running
• 38:27
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• 38:29
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• 38:40
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• 38:43
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• 38:46
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• 38:49
  Speaker 3: Oh, you're right, yeah, they really did too.
• 38:52
  Speaker 2: They scratched the surface there. But I felt like it
• 38:54
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• 38:57
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  Speaker 2: into Dallas. Cynthia's cast trip. A friend of hosting a
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  Speaker 2: friends of don't have parties? That was me anyway, So
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  Speaker 2: We left off on this shuttle, on this sprinter van
• 46:47
  Speaker 2: where things always happen.
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  Speaker 3: And can I just say no, no, you cannot permission
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  Speaker 3: to speak your honor?
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  Speaker 2: Yes, you miss.
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  Speaker 3: This is such a dumb little thing. But I'm like, Cynthia,
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  Speaker 3: Friday nights.
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  Speaker 2: What what was she saying?
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  Speaker 3: Well, she's doing a Dallas and Falcon crest Or, I
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  Speaker 3: mean a Dallas and Dynasty event and that was the
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  Speaker 2: But yeah, like, what's you mean she should have just
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  Speaker 2: selected one network in order to have a theme. Okay,
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  Speaker 2: Now it's so hard, so hard, so hard disagree. My god,
• 47:34
  Speaker 2: I'm loyal to CBS. I'm sorry, I've always said I'm
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  Speaker 2: loyal to CBS. My god, you sound like Ramona. You
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  Speaker 2: know what, I only I watched CBS. Okay, you can't
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  Speaker 2: blend together.
• 47:44
  Speaker 3: You know what. I'm sorry. I loved I loved the
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  Speaker 3: Friday's CBS lineup. Duke's a Hazard, Dallas into Falcon Crest. Sorry,
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  Speaker 3: I'm sorry.
• 47:52
  Speaker 2: Well, it's like nighttime soap opera.
• 47:55
  Speaker 3: You know, fine, you win, you win again.
• 47:58
  Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I'll take this one. I will take
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: the Queen of Tequila crown and break it right over me.
• 48:06
  Speaker 2: That was funny. I like a Queen of Tequila. That
• 48:12
  Speaker 2: tequila through line is an interesting one because we have
• 48:17
  Speaker 2: Cynthia threading the needle ear and Pinky just straight up
• 48:21
  Speaker 2: getting sick, like so bad.
• 48:24
  Speaker 3: And then the last line of the show, which ends
• 48:27
  Speaker 3: the whole through line, was Kelly a voiceover saying, whatever,
• 48:32
  Speaker 3: we didn't fix it on the trip, we can just
• 48:34
  Speaker 3: fix it with champagne.
• 48:36
  Speaker 2: And I was like, not tequila, I know, I know, right,
• 48:40
  Speaker 2: Oh my gosh. So we're on the shuttle and we're
• 48:43
  Speaker 2: like mid fight. When you're on a sprinter van, words
• 48:46
  Speaker 2: are flying no matter what city it is, it gets
• 48:49
  Speaker 2: nuts and Porscha's fighting with Kelly your truth dropped in
• 48:53
  Speaker 2: my lap that you slept with a married man, and
• 48:55
  Speaker 2: then Kelly's like, you have scissored everything in Atlanta and
• 49:00
  Speaker 2: just like, bitch, you tried to scissor me. And I
• 49:03
  Speaker 2: was like, wait a minute, hold on, I was not
• 49:05
  Speaker 2: prepared for this episode to start off, so gang Busters
• 49:09
  Speaker 2: think I didn't know. And then Kelly's like, I don't
• 49:12
  Speaker 2: want your hot chili cheese, bitch, I don't want to
• 49:17
  Speaker 2: scissor you.
• 49:19
  Speaker 3: And there shout out to Dallas Housewives with the freedo pie.
• 49:25
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, oh my god, yes yeah. And then Portia
• 49:29
  Speaker 2: in her confessional talks about how, like in Grenada, she
• 49:33
  Speaker 2: was like, I was jaking a hose bath. She goes
• 49:38
  Speaker 2: and demonstrates with her hand how that works, and then
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  Speaker 2: she's like and then she saw me and said, oh,
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  Speaker 2: I want some of that. And then she said a
• 49:50
  Speaker 2: troll was trying to climb a tree vat night and okay,
• 49:58
  Speaker 2: So a couple things here hilarious. For one, there's no
• 50:02
  Speaker 2: way to know if Kelly was referring to Porscha when
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  Speaker 2: she said she wanted some of that. Who knows, there
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: could have been Sharcouterie a step away that she was
• 50:12
  Speaker 2: replying to. Also, why was she in the room when
• 50:16
  Speaker 2: she was giving Why was Kelly in the room when
• 50:18
  Speaker 2: Porsia was having a hose bath. That's the other thing.
• 50:21
  Speaker 2: And why is why are we on display on display
• 50:25
  Speaker 2: doing that?
• 50:27
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I had a lot of questions.
• 50:29
  Speaker 2: Okay, okay, So that's just where I'm at with that.
• 50:32
  Speaker 2: I mean, that's where I'm at with that. Oh, and
• 50:34
  Speaker 2: Kelly says I don't like them big and goofy, and
• 50:41
  Speaker 2: then Porsia like, then that's on the confessionals. We're back
• 50:44
  Speaker 2: in the sprinter van and Porscha says that Kelly tried
• 50:47
  Speaker 2: to call the married man and shush him, and then
• 50:50
  Speaker 2: Porsia tries to kind of like walk back, and I
• 50:52
  Speaker 2: tried to send you flowers and you didn't want them
• 50:55
  Speaker 2: and shove them up your ass, bitch, And then you
• 50:58
  Speaker 2: need a rose. And then they're arguing about a rose,
• 51:01
  Speaker 2: which then goes into what I guess is an unpaid product.
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  Speaker 2: they didn't connect that, but we all figured it out eventually.
• 51:18
  Speaker 2: And that thing sounds dangerous. I mean, at that, that
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  Speaker 2: sounds dangerous. Let's be careful.
• 51:24
  Speaker 3: You know what sounds dangerous. All these housewives that like
• 51:27
  Speaker 3: to get choked out. I'm also like very concerned you're
• 51:31
  Speaker 3: gonna lose some.
• 51:34
  Speaker 2: So now who will reference that this time?
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  Speaker 3: Phaedra? Oh reference from Erica?
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  Speaker 2: Oh right?
• 51:44
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  Speaker 3: probably going pretty far with it. They're like telling us
• 51:58
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  Speaker 2: Mean, Erica seems to be actually transparent about that, which
• 52:05
  Speaker 2: I kind of appreciate, but I'm not one hundred percent
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  Speaker 2: certain if like Phedra is serious. It sounds like she's
• 52:11
  Speaker 2: just kind of joking, I mean, choking about Oh what
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  Speaker 2: am I doing when I do that? It sounds like
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  Speaker 2: do you think be careful, gals? I mean, I'd be
• 52:24
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• 52:25
  Speaker 3: I just like when they when they announce it on
• 52:28
  Speaker 3: National TV. I always get worried that some idiot's going
• 52:32
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• 52:34
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• 52:46
  Speaker 3: I checked that box for explicit we have I was
• 52:54
  Speaker 3: choking out with my words just now, I'm just saying it.
• 52:56
  Speaker 3: I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa. Be careful out there.
• 52:59
  Speaker 2: You should be careful, and you know, word to the wise.
• 53:03
  Speaker 2: Have a safe word, yes, and have that be troll,
• 53:08
  Speaker 2: have that be yeah, be Cynthia's tequila. That's two words.
• 53:14
  Speaker 2: So yeah, that was a wild ride, a wild wild ride.
• 53:18
  Speaker 2: Then they then okay, so then they all start laughing
• 53:21
  Speaker 2: and came to Shelle's like, hold on, you guys all
• 53:25
  Speaker 2: just ripped each other to shreds and now you're just
• 53:28
  Speaker 2: you're you're just having a moment and it's all good.
• 53:31
  Speaker 2: And they're like, that's Housewives. So this whole Cay Michelle
• 53:35
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• 53:40
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• 53:42
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• 53:49
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• 53:54
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• 53:59
  Speaker 3: Were you?
• 54:00
  Speaker 2: Have you seen it? And uh, why why are you
• 54:05
  Speaker 2: so confused?
• 54:07
  Speaker 3: Also, I don't think she realizes that the producers are
• 54:12
  Speaker 3: doing the research and they are the ones feeding this
• 54:15
  Speaker 3: to Portia or whoever about this past. It seems like
• 54:21
  Speaker 3: some kind of I don't know.
• 54:24
  Speaker 2: Allegedly that the producers are feeding it to them, but that's.
• 54:28
  Speaker 3: What that's what we know that they do. We know
• 54:31
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• 54:34
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• 54:37
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• 54:39
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• 54:44
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• 54:48
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• 54:51
  Speaker 2: they see these things. Yeah, and they'll probably do like
• 54:55
  Speaker 2: a pre interview with a producer and talk about or
• 54:59
  Speaker 2: while they're interview whatever, before the show even begins, and
• 55:03
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• 55:22
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• 55:28
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• 55:32
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• 55:34
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• 55:36
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• 55:41
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• 55:46
  Speaker 2: And then what was the other thing that she didn't
• 55:48
  Speaker 2: want back? There's something else swirling around? What was it?
• 55:53
  Speaker 1: You know?
• 55:53
  Speaker 3: I don't know. I thought that was the big thing,
• 55:55
  Speaker 3: because she wouldn't put words to exactly what it was.
• 56:00
  Speaker 3: But when they were talking about the oysters and what
• 56:03
  Speaker 3: they smelled like, that was like you could see everything
• 56:09
  Speaker 3: working interesting, right, So it was up to Editing to
• 56:14
  Speaker 3: to tell us what she was upset about in that moment. Yes,
• 56:18
  Speaker 3: and so so in my mind, I thought it was
• 56:23
  Speaker 3: that moment at dinner and then finding out later that
• 56:28
  Speaker 3: people were plotting against her, I thought those were the.
• 56:31
  Speaker 2: Thing that makes sense. I didn't put the oyster thing together.
• 56:35
  Speaker 3: I didn't either until they did the flashback and and
• 56:38
  Speaker 3: and connected it to that.
• 56:41
  Speaker 2: I still didn't get it.
• 56:43
  Speaker 3: But if you blinked, you would have missed it.
• 56:46
  Speaker 2: Honestly, it was I saw both shots Emily, I didn't blink.
• 56:49
  Speaker 2: I saw them, Okay, I would like to say I
• 56:52
  Speaker 2: still did not put it together. I just thought, oh,
• 56:55
  Speaker 2: they're flashbacking. They're flashbacking. They're just like flashing back for whatever.
• 57:00
  Speaker 2: I don't know. I just didn't get it. But the
• 57:01
  Speaker 2: point is it is it's obvious. And now you're like,
• 57:04
  Speaker 2: oh my god, Portia drew everybody. It is. It warrants
• 57:13
  Speaker 2: why people who are real, people who are going to
• 57:18
  Speaker 2: be sensitive should not be on this show. When she's
• 57:21
  Speaker 2: at breakfast, it was so sad, and Angela's like, yesterday
• 57:26
  Speaker 2: at dinner, you said you didn't feel safe, and she
• 57:29
  Speaker 2: starts crying.
• 57:30
  Speaker 3: I know, I felt so bad for her.
• 57:32
  Speaker 2: It was such a genuine cry. And then they all
• 57:35
  Speaker 2: ran around her to comfort her, which I thought was
• 57:37
  Speaker 2: so sweet and I didn't expect it to turn into
• 57:41
  Speaker 2: she read them, which was good. But now everybody's like
• 57:44
  Speaker 2: trying to comfort you, and they have literal egg on
• 57:47
  Speaker 2: their face from breakfast and from knowing that they're being
• 57:50
  Speaker 2: called out by her by plotting against her and as
• 57:53
  Speaker 2: she says, smiling in her face. But isn't that what
• 57:56
  Speaker 2: housewives is? That's what's tough, and the vets on there.
• 58:02
  Speaker 3: Thank you for your service.
• 58:03
  Speaker 2: The veterinarians. She's talking about the veterinarians, all the veterinarians.
• 58:08
  Speaker 3: They know if there's some shit in your closet, they
• 58:12
  Speaker 3: are going to pull it out so you can deal
• 58:14
  Speaker 3: with it. Like Pinky is so smart to be like bankruptcy,
• 58:18
  Speaker 3: and same with like Kelly, Like I'm having financial problems.
• 58:22
  Speaker 3: This is just sitting out there, and it was an
• 58:24
  Speaker 3: allegation that there was a lawsuit, so it's out there.
• 58:28
  Speaker 3: People know about it. You can't pretend it doesn't exist.
• 58:31
  Speaker 3: And you could say, like Portia and everybody's dragging it
• 58:35
  Speaker 3: out so you can deal with it rather than you know,
• 58:38
  Speaker 3: everybody else dealing with it.
• 58:40
  Speaker 2: It is a weird thing to bring out out of everything.
• 58:44
  Speaker 2: I think that that was a bad, a very tasteless
• 58:48
  Speaker 2: thing to do that they would bring out that eight
• 58:52
  Speaker 2: hours ago. And with the lady parts that it was about,
• 58:55
  Speaker 2: you know, it's just so personal and so housewives.
• 58:58
  Speaker 3: I mean, what's her face in Miami? Like it's so
• 59:02
  Speaker 3: housewives and it's sexual in nature. I mean it's an
• 59:07
  Speaker 3: assault on her word wise, but like it's I guess
• 59:12
  Speaker 3: what I'm saying is you can see where they could
• 59:15
  Speaker 3: make a joke about it, and you know, I would
• 59:19
  Speaker 3: not like it, but I could see where they were
• 59:23
  Speaker 3: coming from to be like, well, we're going to talk
• 59:24
  Speaker 3: about this. If you're not going to talk about it,
• 59:26
  Speaker 3: would say, what would Renna say?
• 59:28
  Speaker 2: Oh? She would say, Oh, you better believe I'm going
• 59:31
  Speaker 2: to talk about that headline on the jasmine brand. Yeah,
• 59:37
  Speaker 2: she would say that. Well, I did feel bad for her.
• 59:39
  Speaker 2: When you see that headline, You're like, if this is
• 59:41
  Speaker 2: what it's about, like, choose something else. It just seems
• 59:43
  Speaker 2: like they had to go really deep to dig, and
• 59:46
  Speaker 2: that just sucks because there's got to be so much more.
• 59:50
  Speaker 3: If you like the lawsuit about your vagina smelling, I
• 59:54
  Speaker 3: would absolutely bring it up the second episode I was on.
• 59:57
  Speaker 2: Here, Well, this is interesting, as you said, that not
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 2: the first time there's been a smelly vagina lawsuit on Bravo.
• 1:00:03
  Speaker 3: That's what I'm saying, Okay.
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 2: Joanna Krupa and Brandy Glanville.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 3: Yes, wow, So that's why I mean, like, it feels
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 3: like this is low.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 2: Hanging vaginal lips. No, that's gross. I just feel I
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 2: feel like, can we just like lead people's vaginas out
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 2: of it? Like I feel like, can we just leave
• 1:00:25
  Speaker 2: it out?
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 3: Well we are in Dallas, Stephanie, I don't know, I don't.
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 2: I just don't like because you know what it is.
• 1:00:34
  Speaker 2: It's like body shaming, That's what it feels like.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 3: I agree.
• 1:00:38
  Speaker 2: So we want to try to, you know, elevate a
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 2: little elevate the trash a little bit, you know what
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 2: I mean.
• 1:00:48
  Speaker 3: I know, but I also think if you're gonna be
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 3: on Housewives or any reality you.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 2: Have a lawsuit, you better be prepared for it coming up. Well,
• 1:01:00
  Speaker 2: Porsha brought her on, and I think that's probably what
• 1:01:03
  Speaker 2: is the most it feels like the most betrayal.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 3: Yeah, because honestly, like if it was your actual friend,
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 3: you would probably you know, sit them down and say, like,
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 3: let's do a scene where we talk about this in
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 3: a gena way so that people understand how painful this
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 3: is and not in a I'm going to smell food
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 3: on the table like that was crazy. Yeah that's your friend.
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, well okay, so well I am Now I'm
• 1:01:33
  Speaker 2: just really curious. Do you think that Porscha was deliberately
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 2: doing that with the oysters to connect the lawsuit or
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 2: was she just being funny? Because now I'm actually no, okay,
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 2: because that's what I thought, And so the editors put
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 2: that together as if she did that on purpose. But
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 2: now I'm going to go backwards and say I don't
• 1:01:52
  Speaker 2: think she did because it wasn't even a topic of
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 2: conversation or was it a foreshadowing? If you ask her,
• 1:01:58
  Speaker 2: she's going to deny it.
• 1:02:00
  Speaker 3: There's no after show.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah, what do the darks, what do the Darlings think?
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 3: There's not an after show to speak on it, So
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 3: it'll probably come up at the reunion.
• 1:02:07
  Speaker 2: That's what happens, and she's not gonna, you know, cop
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 2: to it.
• 1:02:13
  Speaker 3: True.
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 2: I be like, I was just joking and it was
• 1:02:17
  Speaker 2: just the timing of it.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:02:20
  Speaker 2: Oh and the other thing is that Ky Michelle pulled
• 1:02:23
  Speaker 2: aside Samia and Kelly to tell them what was going
• 1:02:27
  Speaker 2: on the night before and they are like ride or
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 2: die baby, Yeah.
• 1:02:32
  Speaker 3: And then Angela's over there like I'll be the fucking
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 3: Kyle Richards of this franchise, and she is just producing
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 3: the shit out of the whole thing, and it is
• 1:02:42
  Speaker 3: making me nuts.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 2: Yes, I agree, and I think it was Drew. Wasn't
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 2: Drew yelling at Angela like you you were always trying
• 1:02:50
  Speaker 2: to like push things and stir things up. Yeah, I
• 1:02:53
  Speaker 2: agree with Drew for once.
• 1:02:56
  Speaker 3: Because Angela, there's never a real moment, or if there is,
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 3: at least with Kyle, like you get, there's been a
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 3: lot of real moments that right, you don't always see
• 1:03:05
  Speaker 3: the strings with Angela. We don't know you.
• 1:03:08
  Speaker 2: No, we don't know you yet. You can't do that.
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 2: You can't do that.
• 1:03:12
  Speaker 3: Yeah, you can't be their friends one minute and then
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 3: calling them out the next. You can, but then I
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 3: know you're not there to make friends. It's like, I
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 3: know you're just there to produce.
• 1:03:22
  Speaker 2: This show well, and you're trying to sell the houses
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 2: that you have and your fans literal and your fans
• 1:03:28
  Speaker 2: health fans, and your fans. Samiah in her confessional when
• 1:03:34
  Speaker 2: she's like every minute, thing one and thing two, want
• 1:03:38
  Speaker 2: to bring up poor Chow. This episode was so funny.
• 1:03:43
  Speaker 2: Last week was equally as funny with the things that
• 1:03:46
  Speaker 2: they were saying, and this week did not disappoint either.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 2: When Kay said to every actually, no, it's Shemiah. She
• 1:03:55
  Speaker 2: said it to Shamiah, she said, you never grew up
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 2: in the hood, And she's like no, she said, well,
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 2: you got to dropped off there and you'll be dealing
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 2: with some real fucking shit. I think that's what she said.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 2: But I think the point is is that she has
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 2: lived a very different life than this gal who's sitting
• 1:04:09
  Speaker 2: right next to her, because she doesn't know what it's
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 2: like to actually have heavy problems and issues and deal
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 2: with some serious stuff.
• 1:04:17
  Speaker 3: You know what I mean. Where Shmia grew up, all
• 1:04:20
  Speaker 3: of the discipline was in thongs.
• 1:04:23
  Speaker 2: That was to call a meeting.
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 3: I mean I would too if I had that ass, honestly, but.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 2: People would sit behind me. I'd be like, here, you hear,
• 1:04:38
  Speaker 2: everyone sit behind me. But to you know, to sit
• 1:04:42
  Speaker 2: that ass down on that outdoor couch. You know, You're
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 2: just like, is everything tucked in there?
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 3: You know?
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 2: When you get up? Is there a mark? That's what
• 1:04:52
  Speaker 2: I want to know, because like I'm thinking, and I
• 1:04:55
  Speaker 2: don't want to sit there after anyone sat there in
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 2: a thong?
• 1:04:58
  Speaker 3: No, thank you?
• 1:04:59
  Speaker 2: Yeah yeah true? Yeah. AnyWho, she looked great, Angela. She
• 1:05:05
  Speaker 2: tried to drag the Shemia but did not get away
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 2: with it.
• 1:05:09
  Speaker 3: Nope. I have very little patience for Angela.
• 1:05:13
  Speaker 2: I know.
• 1:05:14
  Speaker 3: Also just to be like Shemiah had a look about
• 1:05:17
  Speaker 3: her I'm like, no, she didn't, Angela, Well.
• 1:05:19
  Speaker 2: She she kind of does. I mean, okay, look she does.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 2: She did. She does. She puts faces on everything that's
• 1:05:29
  Speaker 2: going on, and that's kind of what I like about her.
• 1:05:33
  Speaker 2: But she's making faces. She one hundred percent is she's
• 1:05:36
  Speaker 2: making faces. You didn't see him.
• 1:05:38
  Speaker 3: I saw them, but I mean to yes, to your point,
• 1:05:41
  Speaker 3: she's always doing it, So there wasn't like it didn't.
• 1:05:44
  Speaker 3: Angela was putting her own idea of what Smia was thinking,
• 1:05:48
  Speaker 3: and that was what I was like, shut up, Angela,
• 1:05:49
  Speaker 3: you're this is part of producing this. Shemia is probably
• 1:05:53
  Speaker 3: thinking something totally different, but you're gonna tell us what
• 1:05:55
  Speaker 3: she's thinking based on what you don't know her.
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 2: Because she's like, you made a face, and that means
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 2: she's just like drawing a conclusion from any little thing.
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 3: Kid, Angela on Traders, That's what that felt like to me, Like, oh,
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 3: when you make that face, I know it means this.
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 3: It's like you've known me for four hours.
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 2: So the other thing other than the headline that there's
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 2: the vagina lawsuit, is that they're trying to tie black
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 2: to ky Michelle. Yes, that was the other thing, and
• 1:06:28
  Speaker 2: that's why that's the other Okay, so it seems pretty
• 1:06:31
  Speaker 2: cleared up that there was nothing going on there except
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 2: that he slid into her DMS a couple of times
• 1:06:37
  Speaker 2: and he was liking some of her sister's stuff. I mean,
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 2: are we on the same page with that?
• 1:06:40
  Speaker 3: Kay Michelle, I think didn't realize Drew didn't know or
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 3: did know and wouldn't care if she didn't. It just
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 3: it felt like that was going to hit harder and
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 3: it didn't really matter.
• 1:06:49
  Speaker 2: And that's where Shemiah came in, and she was pot
• 1:06:52
  Speaker 2: stirring too, because she's like, you can't tell me that
• 1:06:55
  Speaker 2: this guy that you're talking to and facetiming every single
• 1:06:58
  Speaker 2: night doesn't care that he was dming you like on
• 1:07:03
  Speaker 2: this cast. And I totally agree with that, but I
• 1:07:06
  Speaker 2: think that k Michelle was probably like, just just don't
• 1:07:09
  Speaker 2: say it any like, stop saying that, you know, that's
• 1:07:12
  Speaker 2: totally fair, And then like Drew goes in facetimes black,
• 1:07:16
  Speaker 2: she was like, but I didn't even know you did that,
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 2: but how would she have known? And who cares?
• 1:07:21
  Speaker 3: Right at the end of the day, was nothing. I mean,
• 1:07:24
  Speaker 3: good ie Ca Michelle though to call.
• 1:07:26
  Speaker 2: It out right away there you go, I agree.
• 1:07:29
  Speaker 3: I agree because if Drew would have caught wind that
• 1:07:32
  Speaker 3: he had slipped into her DMS. Yeah, and she didn't
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 3: hear about it from k Michelle, that would.
• 1:07:38
  Speaker 2: Right, that would have been so much. Yeah, she handled
• 1:07:40
  Speaker 2: it beautifully. It was so smooth.
• 1:07:42
  Speaker 3: Yeah.
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 2: If one more than say about that argument when or
• 1:07:46
  Speaker 2: when k Michelle was crying and Kay was like, Drew,
• 1:07:50
  Speaker 2: Porscha and Phedra were plotting against me. They were plotting
• 1:07:54
  Speaker 2: something against me. And then Pinky's like, but Porsha was
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 2: rubbing your knee and Phaeder was fanning you with the
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 2: church fan.
• 1:08:01
  Speaker 3: It can't be.
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 2: And then in K's confessional, she was like, do you
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 2: know how many vaginas I've had in over eight years?
• 1:08:13
  Speaker 2: I've got a titan niptock. You don't even know this
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 2: new vagina. You don't even know this new vagina is
• 1:08:18
  Speaker 2: like one of the greatest quotes I think we've had
• 1:08:22
  Speaker 2: come out. And for that she came out on top.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 2: That's the type of turning lemons into lemonade.
• 1:08:30
  Speaker 3: I really like, Kay, I do too, I do too.
• 1:08:34
  Speaker 2: All right, Oh my god, what is up with like
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 2: someone Pinky Cynthia said that Pinky said that Phaedra eats
• 1:08:44
  Speaker 2: dead people. She obviously she's making a joke, but then
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 2: her response was like, I dead people.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 3: Well, it's so bonkers and nothing in rock. Phaedra at
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 3: this point like she's hurt it all.
• 1:09:00
  Speaker 2: And that was so funny the way she said it.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 2: It was just so Southern bell.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 3: I love people. I loved seeing Phaedra fresh face, no
• 1:09:09
  Speaker 3: makeup all of Portia too, because I'm just so used
• 1:09:13
  Speaker 3: to seeing Phaedra, especially like fully made up, like on
• 1:09:17
  Speaker 3: The Traders and everything. So I was like, oh my gosh.
• 1:09:19
  Speaker 2: Yeah, and I love that they were in that scene
• 1:09:22
  Speaker 2: in the morning for a long time. So Cynthia's like,
• 1:09:25
  Speaker 2: let's break this up, let's get our thongs off of
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 2: the outdoor couches, and let's go to this galas. We're
• 1:09:30
  Speaker 2: never gonna make it. Yeah, but the gemalogists that arrived
• 1:09:35
  Speaker 2: and Cynthia's business partner, that was really really luxurious. How
• 1:09:40
  Speaker 2: exciting was that she knows how to pull some strings.
• 1:09:43
  Speaker 2: The fact that she was able to get that done
• 1:09:45
  Speaker 2: is amazing.
• 1:09:47
  Speaker 3: Yeah, And then I didn't put it together right away
• 1:09:51
  Speaker 3: that that's why they needed the police escort.
• 1:09:53
  Speaker 2: I didn't either, Emily, neither I did like police escort.
• 1:09:59
  Speaker 2: The second he came looking in and he showed the
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 2: alligator bag. I was like, oh, oh, okay, right right,
• 1:10:05
  Speaker 2: But I was like, who is showing up with a motorcade?
• 1:10:09
  Speaker 3: I was worried for those guys too. When it just
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 3: was like they were in like a hurricane on motorcycles.
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 3: I was like, get off the roads.
• 1:10:18
  Speaker 2: I know, I know. And then they're like, we're driving
• 1:10:20
  Speaker 2: into the storm. Where are we going? We're driving into
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 2: the storm. I was like, yeah, that's housewives and poor
• 1:10:27
  Speaker 2: j C. Her business partner was at the event location
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 2: and he was crying that.
• 1:10:32
  Speaker 3: It was like, was that jac Or was that the homeowner?
• 1:10:36
  Speaker 2: No, the homeowner did call. She called first, and then
• 1:10:40
  Speaker 2: JC got on the phone and was like, this is
• 1:10:42
  Speaker 2: all my fault. Everyone was like, oh all, but I
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 2: thought it worked out great. Inside the house was perfect
• 1:10:50
  Speaker 2: for the Dynasty Dallas.
• 1:10:55
  Speaker 3: Yeah, we had an appearance by Drew Reat True Rate,
• 1:11:02
  Speaker 3: True Rate showing up three hours late out doing DERI Oh.
• 1:11:07
  Speaker 2: That was absolutely nuts.
• 1:11:10
  Speaker 3: Yeah, that shit.
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 2: Honestly leaving what because it said like three hours after
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 2: into the party, she's ready, it's nine o'clock, so you're
• 1:11:19
  Speaker 2: saying it took an hour and a half to get
• 1:11:21
  Speaker 2: to that party, because it was ten thirty when she arrived.
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 3: I the part of me thought, Okay, give her the
• 1:11:27
  Speaker 3: benefit of the doubt. There was a storm, so maybe
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 3: they waited out the storm and that's why she showed
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 3: up so late. But I was like three hours.
• 1:11:36
  Speaker 2: You'd think she'd use that as an excuse at least
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 2: well there, she's like, well at least I'm here, at
• 1:11:42
  Speaker 2: least I'm dressed. That they should be literally penalized if
• 1:11:48
  Speaker 2: that's if they don't make it to their job on time.
• 1:11:51
  Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean yeah, because also, like everybody else got ready,
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 3: and sure he was down there having a fucking ted
• 1:11:59
  Speaker 3: talk and a thong up until like they had to
• 1:12:02
  Speaker 3: walk out, So Drew could have been ready to leave
• 1:12:05
  Speaker 3: with everybody else.
• 1:12:07
  Speaker 2: That's right, that's right. And you know what, and it
• 1:12:09
  Speaker 2: like the thong ted talk, it just didn't have a
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 2: Q and athen that's all because Cynthia cut it off
• 1:12:15
  Speaker 2: because they had to get to this gala. Yes, oh
• 1:12:19
  Speaker 2: I love that Portia was wearing her black dress from
• 1:12:21
  Speaker 2: the reunion. Very cool.
• 1:12:23
  Speaker 3: Yeah, it was wild, especially, I like I love it
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  Speaker 3: when they rewear things.
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  Speaker 2: I know that more often I agree especially because like
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  Speaker 2: these this has history, you know, with us, and it
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  Speaker 2: also you appreciate what they still have in their closet,
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  Speaker 2: that it was a piece that they bought, that they
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  Speaker 2: invested in and it is you know, it lives.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, and it.
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  Speaker 2: Looks like she wore were those like ostriche sleeves kind
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  Speaker 2: of like a little wrap or a shawl that she
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  Speaker 2: was wearing her little jacket or was that part of
• 1:12:53
  Speaker 2: the love Okay, okay, yeah, okay, okay. Well at the
• 1:13:01
  Speaker 2: very end, did you notice that Cynthia is like now
• 1:13:04
  Speaker 2: the Tessa of the Real Housewives of Atlanta, like Tessa
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  Speaker 2: is to mcbe family.
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  Speaker 3: With the voiceover.
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  Speaker 2: Yes, it was wild and she sounds so good. I mean,
• 1:13:18
  Speaker 2: I think she should just always do like what they
• 1:13:20
  Speaker 2: do with Southern Charm or like with MCB, she should
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  Speaker 2: just always be the narrator like the voiceover of Atlanta. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: because she was like, I've hosted a lot of trips,
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  Speaker 2: but this one was crazy. What happens in Dallas stays
• 1:13:34
  Speaker 2: in Dallas.
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  Speaker 3: Any shows that are south of the Mason Dixon line
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  Speaker 3: should have a narrator, thank you for no reason at all,
• 1:13:43
  Speaker 3: just it's it's fun.
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  Speaker 2: Let me ask you this. Did Dallas have a narrator?
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, I don't remember, because.
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  Speaker 2: If it did, maybe that's why they ended it like that.
• 1:13:56
  Speaker 3: Yeah, well that one one of them did. Darling's confession time.
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  Speaker 3: I was not allowed to stay up to watch Dallas
• 1:14:04
  Speaker 3: or Falcon Crest, but I neither Yeah or Dynasty, but
• 1:14:09
  Speaker 3: my mom would watch them and I would hear them.
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  Speaker 3: But I don't remember if I know one of them
• 1:14:14
  Speaker 3: did Darlings, Which one did? Which one Darlings are screaming at?
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  Speaker 2: But don't you know? Please let Emily know which one
• 1:14:22
  Speaker 2: is ABC and which one is CBS.
• 1:14:23
  Speaker 3: Oh, Dynasty is ABC, CBS, the Hazard Dallas?
• 1:14:28
  Speaker 2: But no, but which one of the two so she
• 1:14:31
  Speaker 2: can be clear on you know the network. You're gonna
• 1:14:34
  Speaker 2: have to split it up.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, ABC is Dynasty.
• 1:14:42
  Speaker 2: I love you all right. Well that's our gala for today.
• 1:14:46
  Speaker 2: That was real fun. What a just a bunch of
• 1:14:49
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• 1:14:52
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