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- 0:33Speaker 3: sure that you guys stopped confusing me with the host
- 0:38Speaker 3: of the show, some guy named silver Balls. It's absolutely ridiculous.
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- 1:05Speaker 3: doing very difficult, serious work out here. So if you
- 1:10Speaker 3: guys could stop tweeting about the silver Balls in reference
- 1:15Speaker 3: to me and my client MJF, that would be great.
- 1:19Speaker 3: And if you don't, I'll sue your asses so hard
- 1:25Speaker 3: you'll have to part your hair to poop. Take that
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- 1:32Speaker 3: Major Wrestling Figure podcast.
- 1:35Speaker 4: Hello, and welcome to the Major Rewind a show where
- 1:40Speaker 4: I take some of the best classic ultimate major moments
- 1:45Speaker 4: from the Major Wrestling Figure Podcast, rich rich history, and
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- 1:52Speaker 4: to enjoy. I am your host, the Jason Kidd of
- 1:56Speaker 4: Wrestling Figure Collecting, the Deaf Man Emperor. Sometimes I'm ready,
- 2:03Speaker 4: sometimes I'm just there, the Incomparable, the Unpredictable, Wrestling's premiere
- 2:10Speaker 4: cinematic genius Jay George. And what an episode we have
- 2:14Speaker 4: for you this week. Shock full of bits and gags,
- 2:18Speaker 4: and we haven't even gotten weekly purchases. But this is
- 2:20Speaker 4: from episode one oh nine.
- 2:42Speaker 2: Welcome everyone to the Major Wrestling Figure Podcast. I'm your
- 2:46Speaker 2: host Matt Cardona aka the Thousand Dollars Broski aka the
- 2:51Speaker 2: Michael Jordan of Wrestling Figure Collecting aka the Major King.
- 2:56Speaker 1: Oh Yeah, aka not the only ae W you can
- 3:00Speaker 1: for a member of the Major Wrestling Figure Podcast.
- 3:04Speaker 5: Well Tuesday Night Warriors, Here, Impact Wrestling Star, the most
- 3:08Speaker 5: professional wrestler, Brian Myers a k a. The Scottie Pippen
- 3:12Speaker 5: of Wrestling Figure Collecting.
- 3:14Speaker 1: What's up Everybody?
- 3:15Speaker 3: I'm also here are Smart Mark Sterling, Yes Squire, Doctor
- 3:19Speaker 3: silver Balls, the producer of the show, the Phil Jackson
- 3:23Speaker 3: wrestling figure collecting good.
- 3:27Speaker 1: Yeah, Marky, you were on a w I was just
- 3:29Speaker 1: flipping the channels and uh, I love.
- 3:34Speaker 5: Broski was not booked, but Mark was actually was a
- 3:37Speaker 5: nice marked it a I mean, we'll get to it.
- 3:39Speaker 1: Marked at an exceptional job, very proud.
- 3:41Speaker 2: But that that little that little tidbit was a little
- 3:44Speaker 2: icic of the cake for me in uh, in satisfaction
- 3:47Speaker 2: of laughing at the whole thing.
- 3:49Speaker 1: Coming to terms, you know, we're still coming to terms.
- 3:51Speaker 1: I just don't understand how.
- 3:53Speaker 5: You know, a couple, a couple of mid cars put
- 3:55Speaker 5: the boots to Cody. There you are, Cody gets laid
- 3:57Speaker 5: out on a stretcher, and you're just nowhere to be found.
- 3:59Speaker 1: I was in the building. If I was, If I
- 4:01Speaker 1: was in the building, I would have been what kind
- 4:02Speaker 1: of friend are you? Man? Listen, I don't know what's
- 4:05Speaker 1: gonna happen on these shows.
- 4:07Speaker 2: You know, a couple weeks ago, I just happened to
- 4:09Speaker 2: be in the back, you know, checking out my new shirt.
- 4:12Speaker 2: All of a sudden I saw, I can't believe you
- 4:13Speaker 2: just called your two friends mid carters through a text
- 4:16Speaker 2: earlier called it Jibrodibers be very offended by.
- 4:20Speaker 1: And I'm like, oh, let me go help with my
- 4:21Speaker 1: friend Cody.
- 4:22Speaker 5: This in particular, I can put that in context because
- 4:25Speaker 5: it was to Ziggler, who doesn't know anyone's name, so
- 4:27Speaker 5: it didn't matter who it was.
- 4:28Speaker 2: Sure, But first of all, I hate the term jobbers.
- 4:30Speaker 2: I hate when somebody used the term jobbers. I just
- 4:32Speaker 2: hate it, like I hate it. Like a jobber to
- 4:35Speaker 2: me is like Dwayne gil before he was Gilberg. That's
- 4:38Speaker 2: like a job like Mark Sterling unraw, right, that's a job.
- 4:42Speaker 2: If you're like on television, you're you're not a jobber.
- 4:45Speaker 2: No matter what Winter Loser draw, you're not a jobber.
- 4:47Speaker 2: So I hate like internet marks who use that term
- 4:50Speaker 2: because it's not a real word. Like I was in
- 4:53Speaker 2: WW for how long. I don't think anyone in the
- 4:55Speaker 2: back calls anybody a jobber.
- 4:57Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying.
- 4:58Speaker 2: It's like an outside looking intern. Yeah, you know what
- 5:01Speaker 2: I'm saying, Like, no one's like, oh my god, hey Hawkins,
- 5:04Speaker 2: you lost one hundred times a row, you jobber.
- 5:07Speaker 5: I think it's for sure, like an eighties wrestling term
- 5:10Speaker 5: that's that's gone.
- 5:12Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 5:13Speaker 2: No, but I said I think people use it incorrectly
- 5:16Speaker 2: like I said, like I don't even give.
- 5:17Speaker 1: The boys don't really use it, Like no, they don't
- 5:19Speaker 1: use it at all.
- 5:20Speaker 2: It's all like Internet people or people who think they're
- 5:22Speaker 2: smart who use it and.
- 5:23Speaker 1: It pisses me off.
- 5:24Speaker 5: I agree, but it doesn't bother me like that. Real
- 5:27Speaker 5: quick with I'm not shaking with anger like.
- 5:28Speaker 2: You know, I'm shaking like Kaniki of for I have
- 5:31Speaker 2: a great Kanicki story for later on in the show
- 5:33Speaker 2: on shaking at anger over what's over Kanicki?
- 5:37Speaker 1: Well, I can't even speak because I'm shaking with anger.
- 5:39Speaker 3: Listen, this is very important. Somebody who's not a jobber
- 5:43Speaker 3: the Ringside Collectibles. This show is brought to.
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- 5:58Speaker 2: Exclusive all my god, I just sometimes and on board,
- 6:02Speaker 2: I'm like, you know what, let me open up an edgeheads.
- 6:05Speaker 1: I have so them so good.
- 6:08Speaker 2: I even did a little figure photography with a Bob
- 6:10Speaker 2: Holly and I re enacted.
- 6:12Speaker 1: The whole thing. So I thought a fan made that
- 6:15Speaker 1: you made that. I made that.
- 6:21Speaker 3: Anyway, I got mine in and there great put them
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- 6:49Speaker 2: somebody asked that you read it? That was that was
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- 6:55Speaker 1: Who you? You asked?
- 6:57Speaker 2: Well, I am asking, But the person who wrote it,
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- 7:37Speaker 5: I know, okay, he wrote.
- 7:39Speaker 2: Part of me is writing this review after hearing Brosky
- 7:41Speaker 2: do his Scott Hall impression, hoping to hear Brian read
- 7:44Speaker 2: this one in his Dusty Rhodes voice, which I think
- 7:47Speaker 2: if like a Dusty Rhods like sentence voice. I don't
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- 9:24Speaker 2: second shot, Mark, Matt and Brian put out an incredible
- 9:27Speaker 2: podcast every single week. It is definitely one of the
- 9:30Speaker 2: things I look forward to you. By the way, was
- 9:32Speaker 2: in the kitchen doing stuff and I just did that.
- 9:34Speaker 2: And she thinks I'm more insane than she probably already did.
- 9:37Speaker 3: There a smile from her at all.
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- 10:10Speaker 2: It is a great place to discuss figs, wrestling, ask
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- 10:29Speaker 5: John pen A hats off, brother, You're a day one
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- 10:36Speaker 1: Very easy for me to read because I've heard that
- 10:38Speaker 1: promo so many times. Oh yeah, hell yeah yeah, John Pena.
- 10:42Speaker 2: Normally we would send out a stop a Paradise Magnet
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- 11:00Speaker 1: There's a great review, great jo so congratulations.
- 11:05Speaker 3: The silver linings this week is one I'm very excited about.
- 11:08Speaker 3: I have friend of the show, Enemy of Matt, Alex
- 11:11Speaker 3: Reynolds on the show who is.
- 11:13Speaker 2: He should be the enemy of Brian who just called
- 11:14Speaker 2: about Jobber?
- 11:17Speaker 1: I you're dick?
- 11:18Speaker 3: Okay? Anyway, Alex Reynolds is on the show Dark Order
- 11:23Speaker 3: Superstar Alex.
- 11:24Speaker 2: Do you think about text dolves? Hey, the Dark Order
- 11:26Speaker 2: attacked Cody Roads. You think he's gonna be like, what
- 11:29Speaker 2: the hell's wrong with you? He's gon no clue what
- 11:30Speaker 2: I'm talking about.
- 11:31Speaker 3: All right, let me tell you this in Brosky.
- 11:34Speaker 1: You want to hear this, Okay.
- 11:36Speaker 3: So we do a couple of things. First, I talked
- 11:37Speaker 3: to him about his figures. It's a little podcast. Second,
- 11:41Speaker 3: I talk we do a little watch along of a
- 11:43Speaker 3: match we ad. And third we talk about the time
- 11:46Speaker 3: that I met Alex Reynolds for the first time, which
- 11:48Speaker 3: is the most awkward moment of my entire life. Literally,
- 11:55Speaker 3: were you.
- 11:56Speaker 2: Were you trying out to be Dan Barry's protege? He was, No,
- 12:01Speaker 2: that's first.
- 12:03Speaker 3: Did you ever hear the story about Big O coming
- 12:05Speaker 3: to my shoot? Job?
- 12:07Speaker 1: Oh? Job? What?
- 12:11Speaker 8: Oh?
- 12:12Speaker 9: What?
- 12:12Speaker 1: I know the story very well?
- 12:14Speaker 3: You don't you've never heard the story.
- 12:15Speaker 1: Oh please tell Okay, no, why was he there? Wait? Mark,
- 12:19Speaker 1: this is what you're referring to.
- 12:20Speaker 3: This is what I'm referring to.
- 12:21Speaker 1: So there's no hook to watch your show.
- 12:24Speaker 3: Well, you should watch a show because I include footage.
- 12:27Speaker 5: Oh yeah, okay, all right, this is like a twenty
- 12:31Speaker 5: minute story.
- 12:32Speaker 1: You know you don't want it.
- 12:35Speaker 3: It's not twenty minutes. I'll be fast. We go into
- 12:37Speaker 3: detail with Alex. I started this job at the plumbing
- 12:40Speaker 3: supply company. I've talked to you guys a lot about.
- 12:42Speaker 1: It wasn't Myers and Son.
- 12:43Speaker 2: No, it wasn't.
- 12:45Speaker 3: It was actually very close to that.
- 12:48Speaker 1: But let Mark go during the pandemic. Sorry man, all right, I'm.
- 12:52Speaker 3: I'm there three months or something. And you know, as
- 12:55Speaker 3: I've said, I was a filmmaker. So when I was
- 12:57Speaker 3: the videographer at this place, so I applied to this
- 12:59Speaker 3: job sending in my movies. And I had made a film,
- 13:04Speaker 3: a documentary about pro wrestling. So the owner of the
- 13:08Speaker 3: business knew that I was involved or liked wrestling or something, right,
- 13:13Speaker 3: And he was also really into the idea of like
- 13:15Speaker 3: giving his employees like gorillagrams or like those things for
- 13:19Speaker 3: their birthday, Like somebody would come in with like a
- 13:21Speaker 3: costume on and sing.
- 13:22Speaker 1: A song, right right, a stripper?
- 13:24Speaker 3: Yes, oh, yes, exactly, But they're just doing a poem.
- 13:27Speaker 1: Okay.
- 13:28Speaker 3: So he says to me, Hey, he calls me into
- 13:30Speaker 3: his office. I've been working there three months. He says,
- 13:33Speaker 3: how do I do a wrestle graham for this girl
- 13:35Speaker 3: who's a big wrestling fan.
- 13:37Speaker 1: Oh?
- 13:38Speaker 3: So I want to make the best impression ever to
- 13:41Speaker 3: this guy. And I know some wrestlers because I had
- 13:43Speaker 3: been in the business, But the wrestlers I knew are
- 13:46Speaker 3: like skinny indie guys, right, So you want to like
- 13:49Speaker 3: bring a jack guy in?
- 13:50Speaker 1: Sure?
- 13:50Speaker 3: This is twenty eleven.
- 13:52Speaker 1: Okay, So who's hot?
- 13:55Speaker 3: Who's hot? Exactly? I'm on Long Island. I know a
- 13:58Speaker 3: buddy of mine who us booked Big O because I
- 14:01Speaker 3: think Big O' got into the business that summer, all right,
- 14:04Speaker 3: So I get Big O's number from this guy and he's.
- 14:09Speaker 1: Smart margus me.
- 14:13Speaker 3: So I text Big Oh and I say, Hey, this
- 14:17Speaker 3: is gonna be really weird. You know I'm a wrestler,
- 14:20Speaker 3: but would you be open to coming into my office
- 14:24Speaker 3: on Long Island for a payday And saying like a
- 14:28Speaker 3: poem to a girl in your wrestling gear, oiled up,
- 14:31Speaker 3: oiled up? Oh god, he says, sure it gives me.
- 14:36Speaker 3: Give me the amount of money. It's a lot. I
- 14:38Speaker 3: show my boss. He goes, sure, fine, sounds good.
- 14:42Speaker 1: Big O charge a lot? Yeah?
- 14:43Speaker 3: Oh yeah.
- 14:45Speaker 1: How much is a lot?
- 14:45Speaker 3: Three hundred bucks. That's not a lot to come down
- 14:49Speaker 3: the street and just throw a poem. Okay, anyway, okay.
- 14:53Speaker 3: A week before it happens, he starts texting me. He's like,
- 14:56Speaker 3: I got a whole idea for the segment. I'm thinking, so.
- 14:59Speaker 1: I got to do the whole I do for this segment.
- 15:02Speaker 3: So he wants to bring a guy who doesn't look
- 15:06Speaker 3: like a wrestler and come in and insult the girl. First,
- 15:10Speaker 3: here's your wrestle Graham. But then Big O comes in.
- 15:14Speaker 3: Uh you know, it saves the day. I'm the real
- 15:17Speaker 3: wrestle Graham. This jack guy, right, they fight whatever, it's great.
- 15:22Speaker 3: I was. I showed him my boss. They're like, this
- 15:23Speaker 3: is a great idea, perfect so alt So anyways, fast forward.
- 15:29Speaker 3: I meet them in the parking lot. There's Alex, Alex Reynolds.
- 15:37Speaker 3: He gotta payd So Alex is dressed up in like slippers.
- 15:42Speaker 3: He's wearing like flip flops. He's got like jim shorts
- 15:44Speaker 3: and elbow pads and tank top, right, just like he
- 15:46Speaker 3: was supposed to walk with this, Yeah, exactly. So he
- 15:49Speaker 3: comes in. They they wrote this whole poem where he's
- 15:53Speaker 3: like making fun of her. It wasn't too long. He
- 15:57Speaker 3: comes in here, where's Chris he's calling He's calling her
- 15:59Speaker 3: the wrong name. The whole warehouse all everyone's watching. He
- 16:05Speaker 3: gets through this poem, which is insulting, but like in
- 16:08Speaker 3: a good way, and Big O's supposed to come in
- 16:12Speaker 3: he misses his cue. Alex is in the middle of
- 16:18Speaker 3: this truth bro. Alex is in the middle of his
- 16:21Speaker 3: office now with no script standing there, and everyone's just like,
- 16:27Speaker 3: just like, what's happened, what's going What is happening? Why
- 16:30Speaker 3: did he just come in here and insult her? So
- 16:35Speaker 3: he just starts insulting her more. But this isn't approved
- 16:39Speaker 3: insult so he's going real hard on this thing. He's
- 16:43Speaker 3: asking for his payday. The guy's in the warehouse think
- 16:46Speaker 3: it's real. They're getting hot, right, so they're like, God, hey, buddy,
- 16:50Speaker 3: maybe you should should leave right. Finally, Big O comes in,
- 16:55Speaker 3: does it? Does it there? And people are like, okay, okay,
- 16:58Speaker 3: it's something this, this is on somewhere. Big O's like.
- 17:02Speaker 3: They start to argue whatever, Alex, I don't even know
- 17:05Speaker 3: if this was planned. Alex pulls his hand back and
- 17:09Speaker 3: slaps Big O' shoot slaps him as hard as he
- 17:13Speaker 3: can in the middle of an office. People are just like,
- 17:16Speaker 3: what is happening. Big O rips off his like zip
- 17:22Speaker 3: up clothes, he's just wearing his tights jacked, chases Alex around,
- 17:27Speaker 3: gives them a press, slam in the kitchen, chokes them out,
- 17:30Speaker 3: and that's the end of the segment. People are just like,
- 17:33Speaker 3: what the hell just happened. But I'm the cameraman.
- 17:38Speaker 1: Theseone.
- 17:41Speaker 3: I'm the only person that knows what's going on, So
- 17:44Speaker 3: I'm just filming this laughing. The camera's like shaking, and
- 17:47Speaker 3: everyone else is just silent.
- 17:49Speaker 5: I was gonna say, there's no way, like they're gotta
- 17:51Speaker 5: be freaked out, like that's not even like funny to civilians.
- 17:55Speaker 2: I think we need to do a dinner for Schmuck's
- 17:57Speaker 2: interview with the Big absolutely not. You know, Big O
- 18:01Speaker 2: has a custom figure and it's actually really really good.
- 18:03Speaker 2: Oh really I used to have it on my display,
- 18:05Speaker 2: but I took it down.
- 18:08Speaker 3: I think you should make amends with the big.
- 18:11Speaker 1: Big.
- 18:11Speaker 2: Oh, he's mad at me that he messed up and
- 18:15Speaker 2: got his He went to tough enough, went down to
- 18:18Speaker 2: performance enter after he did this, like goodbye from the indie.
- 18:22Speaker 1: Said off and I said home the next day and blames.
- 18:25Speaker 2: Me for it, like and signed out whenever he got
- 18:30Speaker 2: mad at you about he blocked me out like everything
- 18:32Speaker 2: I had no like you know, nothing to do with nothing.
- 18:34Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know what.
- 18:36Speaker 3: Well anyway, Uh, check out the footage of that.
- 18:39Speaker 5: And you can heard this story literally for years and
- 18:43Speaker 5: I've never seen the footage so that I can't.
- 18:45Speaker 1: Wait to see the footage. Are we talking like handheld cam?
- 18:48Speaker 1: Hard caam what we got here?
- 18:49Speaker 3: Oh? It's like I was a videographer.
- 18:51Speaker 2: Was yeah, okay, how abut did you say videographer, Mark,
- 18:54Speaker 2: we get it, lawyer, videographer, you can do it all, sir. Also, uh,
- 19:02Speaker 2: we talked about last week the Q and A was
- 19:05Speaker 2: really fun, the the major land and I think this
- 19:09Speaker 2: some we're gonna run with.
- 19:10Speaker 1: But this week I just wanted to.
- 19:12Speaker 2: To read because we said we made up some rides
- 19:14Speaker 2: and I we we asked Twitter, Hey, why don't you
- 19:17Speaker 2: give us, you know, some suggestions and I want to
- 19:20Speaker 2: read through. First of all, someone drew a whole like map.
- 19:22Speaker 2: I know, Brian, you don't go to theme parks, but
- 19:24Speaker 2: there's literally like a map you unfold. And someone made
- 19:26Speaker 2: like a fake map, which.
- 19:27Speaker 1: Is really cool.
- 19:28Speaker 2: That was a Johnny Stack art that was really cool.
- 19:32Speaker 2: But uh some some people like Skuyler Doak Davis said
- 19:35Speaker 2: the Boogeyman's.
- 19:36Speaker 1: House of Hers. That's cool.
- 19:38Speaker 2: It's kind of like my Pallbearer's funeral parlor thing. Someone said,
- 19:45Speaker 2: Jerry the King Wawler's Medieval dinner theater tournament.
- 19:50Speaker 3: That's great.
- 19:51Speaker 2: Adam calls Baybay Playland for kids five and under. First
- 19:58Speaker 2: of all, this is all from the same guy. He
- 20:00Speaker 2: must really be into this major land. The whole train monorail.
- 20:06Speaker 2: Oh my god, let's see here. Let's see Hurricane helm splash,
- 20:12Speaker 2: mountain waterfall.
- 20:13Speaker 1: That's okay, let's see here. There's some good ones here.
- 20:16Speaker 3: Well, he's getting hurricane so it's like, you know, water
- 20:20Speaker 3: is blowing all over the place.
- 20:21Speaker 2: Right, Okay, this one I like Sting's death drop freefall.
- 20:26Speaker 1: Ah, this is all from the same guy, Jesus, here
- 20:30Speaker 1: we go.
- 20:30Speaker 2: Okay here Robert raising Roberts had a water rapid splash
- 20:34Speaker 2: right called the Stinger Splash.
- 20:35Speaker 1: I like that. That one's great one. This one is
- 20:39Speaker 1: really good coming soon to Major Land.
- 20:41Speaker 2: Loose cannon laser tag and it's Brian Pilbo with the guns.
- 20:46Speaker 1: This is I don't know, don't really age well some
- 20:51Speaker 1: of these.
- 20:52Speaker 2: This is uh, I can't go through all this Another
- 20:57Speaker 2: major Stinger splash. One Major Lad has to include.
- 21:04Speaker 1: This is the last one I'm gonna read.
- 21:06Speaker 2: I was just thinking, how about a lazy river and
- 21:07Speaker 2: it's a Gals and Anderson House show match. I guess
- 21:14Speaker 2: we're I guess we're a water park as well. There's
- 21:16Speaker 2: a lot of good ones. This is the last one
- 21:17Speaker 2: I'll do. I'll try to read a couple one of these. Oh,
- 21:19Speaker 2: this one's great. Uh.
- 21:21Speaker 1: The bare minimum monorail.
- 21:23Speaker 2: It's just a monorail with a blue trade with orange
- 21:26Speaker 2: tidged windows, no deco, no music, no seats inside.
- 21:31Speaker 3: That's for the airport. That's how you get to the
- 21:33Speaker 3: And the.
- 21:34Speaker 2: Last one I'll read, Major Lad has to include a
- 21:36Speaker 2: tea cup style ride.
- 21:38Speaker 1: You know what the tea cups are Brian, do you
- 21:39Speaker 1: know what that is?
- 21:40Speaker 2: Yes, I have a Yeah, based on big show turns
- 21:44Speaker 2: and turns like his career, you'll be spinning around puke
- 21:50Speaker 2: and after all those so there's.
- 21:52Speaker 1: A lot of good ones. Every time someone pukes. That
- 21:56Speaker 1: plays over the past. Great. We're gonna keep running with major.
- 22:01Speaker 2: Lad keep sending in your suggestions and if I miss
- 22:04Speaker 2: up of them this week, I'll read them again. But
- 22:07Speaker 2: did you see Jeremy Jeremy comms Commandments of figure collecting?
- 22:12Speaker 1: What is that?
- 22:13Speaker 2: Yes, I will read it for you. I kind of
- 22:17Speaker 2: agree with most of them. Here we go the ten
- 22:20Speaker 2: Commandments of collecting. Number one I don't agree with don't
- 22:25Speaker 2: drink and buy.
- 22:27Speaker 3: Yeah, oh you know I read that, and I'm like,
- 22:29Speaker 3: I was gonna argue with him on that one.
- 22:30Speaker 5: Yeah, that's become a modern fun thing with the eBay
- 22:34Speaker 5: app if you're an adult obviously, if you're over twenty one.
- 22:37Speaker 1: And you have a job.
- 22:38Speaker 5: But I think that's I actually he wrote that on
- 22:41Speaker 5: alone as a standalone tweet.
- 22:43Speaker 1: Yeah, and I wrote, yeah, tell my one, two three
- 22:45Speaker 1: kid has bro that.
- 22:49Speaker 2: You shall not take the name of PSA or BGS
- 22:52Speaker 2: in vain when you're guaranteed ten comes back and eight.
- 22:55Speaker 5: I think that's a card thing. Yeah, card thing, and
- 22:58Speaker 5: that is a big, big thing in the car world.
- 23:01Speaker 5: Like obviously I keep telling you, like a PSA ten
- 23:04Speaker 5: and GEMN ten is like a big deal. But there's
- 23:07Speaker 5: people that like said they've seen him and like this
- 23:09Speaker 5: isn't a ten, but it says it's a ten. So
- 23:10Speaker 5: it's like some kabooki ish stuff, I guess. And that's
- 23:14Speaker 5: definitely an ongoing problem for sure. I mean nothing's perfect.
- 23:17Speaker 2: You know, remember to keep holy the eBay listing. I
- 23:22Speaker 2: agree with that to a point, if it's sold listings only.
- 23:26Speaker 5: If I'm reading this correct, no, because now we've proven
- 23:29Speaker 5: that even sold listings is both people jack and don't
- 23:32Speaker 5: pay for it.
- 23:32Speaker 1: So yeah, all.
- 23:34Speaker 2: Right, honor your godfathers and godmothers, the ogs of collecting.
- 23:37Speaker 1: I like that. You shall not kill other collectors on
- 23:43Speaker 1: social media. I like that so much.
- 23:45Speaker 2: One fig community this was great. You shall not commit chillery.
- 23:51Speaker 5: That's kind of what we were just talking about, like
- 23:53Speaker 5: jack and shit up and creating a false market.
- 23:56Speaker 2: If you will, this one I've obviously broken. If you
- 23:58Speaker 2: listen to episode one of the post. You shall not
- 24:01Speaker 2: steal great deals from friends who ask for advice.
- 24:05Speaker 1: What was the other one? In the in the pod era,
- 24:09Speaker 1: there was one that you said, what did you send
- 24:10Speaker 1: me the lane? No? I sent him a link to
- 24:14Speaker 1: a Rick Flair.
- 24:16Speaker 2: But like without viting, like why did it? Was like
- 24:19Speaker 2: buy it out? I bought it out? Why did I
- 24:21Speaker 2: thought you were sending it to me for me to.
- 24:23Speaker 1: No, I was not mistake. This mistake.
- 24:26Speaker 2: You shall not snipe an auction with an artificially high
- 24:30Speaker 2: price and then bail eat it.
- 24:32Speaker 5: I agree, That's what I'm talking about. That's a very,
- 24:36Speaker 5: very big problem in modern day ebaying. It's crazy.
- 24:39Speaker 1: This is a weird one.
- 24:41Speaker 2: Your neighbor's wife finds you entirely disinteresting. Your neighbor likes
- 24:46Speaker 2: your collection. However, the wife doesn't get it and finds
- 24:49Speaker 2: you creepy to be honest, So it's just irrelevant.
- 24:52Speaker 1: If you covet her.
- 24:55Speaker 3: I think it's just a joke.
- 24:58Speaker 1: Just leave her alone. What does covet Herbie do?
- 25:00Speaker 3: Not covet your neighbor's wife.
- 25:02Speaker 1: I love Jeremy, but he needs to get out of
- 25:04Speaker 1: the house. Man, go for a walk.
- 25:06Speaker 2: Stop stop thinking about Pokemon cards twenty three hours a day.
- 25:10Speaker 2: At number ten. You shall celebrate your neighbor. You shall
- 25:15Speaker 2: celebrate your neighbor's goods. I like that, you know, be
- 25:17Speaker 2: happy for other collectors.
- 25:19Speaker 1: Of course I like that. So Jeremy very good. I
- 25:23Speaker 1: like that.
- 25:23Speaker 2: But yes, please get out of house, Jeremy. Yes, seriously
- 25:26Speaker 2: see his locks. Now he's got like long hair. He's flowing, baby,
- 25:30Speaker 2: he is uh blowing.
- 25:32Speaker 10: All right, We in the house shook fo this our
- 25:43Speaker 10: rider died about to come watch Hawkins and Rider.
- 25:46Speaker 11: Die all up in the place, and we bring in
- 25:48Speaker 11: the noise for all you grown men still playing with toys. Yalla,
- 25:53Speaker 11: virgins like the mane of brothers. But at least they
- 25:56Speaker 11: go home and play with each other, right, Bobby and
- 26:00Speaker 11: Max Carippe, It crunching all your bones like it's jack specific.
- 26:05Speaker 11: I'm so fresh like a mint on card. It's weird
- 26:08Speaker 11: that these dolls make yours all hard.
- 26:11Speaker 10: Grow a pack age. You got a kid's brain. Push
- 26:15Speaker 10: you off the stage. That's gotta be Caine. Drag it
- 26:18Speaker 10: about rare figures, and it's kind of lame. The real
- 26:21Speaker 10: limited run.
- 26:22Speaker 1: What's your title?
- 26:23Speaker 3: Reign word Life?
- 26:26Speaker 1: The Incarnation of Domination.
- 26:30Speaker 2: The Incarnation of Domination is a weekly segment where we
- 26:34Speaker 2: talk about a superstar in all different versions of that superstar.
- 26:38Speaker 1: And we pick our favorite version.
- 26:41Speaker 2: Every week one of us tries to stump the other,
- 26:42Speaker 2: and this week it's my turn to try to stump you.
- 26:47Speaker 1: All right, let's hear it.
- 26:49Speaker 2: I got a good little piski, a good little incarnation
- 26:53Speaker 2: of domination. I was, you know, I always check the
- 26:57Speaker 2: Patriot Exclusive Facebook and a lot of people, you know,
- 27:00Speaker 2: they put some good stuff up there. And Jeff Menaglia,
- 27:05Speaker 2: he was talking about this, and I'm like, you know what,
- 27:07Speaker 2: that would be a good incarnation. Okay, I would sing
- 27:12Speaker 2: the song, but I'm not good at doing this song.
- 27:14Speaker 2: It's like my no no no no no no no
- 27:17Speaker 2: no no man Mountain, no no no no no no
- 27:20Speaker 2: no no. It's Luke Alo's favorite wrestler, Kona Crush or Crush.
- 27:27Speaker 1: Oh man? Was that a bad?
- 27:28Speaker 3: What?
- 27:30Speaker 1: Well, that's how it starts. I guess what do you mean?
- 27:34Speaker 1: I do know, but that just sounds so bad the
- 27:36Speaker 1: way you're doing. What are you now? You're offending me?
- 27:39Speaker 1: I'm sorry, I'm gonna look this up right now. That's
- 27:42Speaker 1: how it goes.
- 27:43Speaker 5: Bow I mean now that you're saying, I.
- 27:46Speaker 1: Know, but from you just doing that. There's no way
- 27:49Speaker 1: to get that.
- 27:55Speaker 9: Now.
- 27:55Speaker 5: Do you realize how much he didn't sound like that?
- 28:00Speaker 1: I did it right.
- 28:02Speaker 5: I love how like it kicks in nice and strong,
- 28:05Speaker 5: just like our thing music.
- 28:10Speaker 1: I got it all right.
- 28:11Speaker 2: So Crush is somebody who with one name has had
- 28:16Speaker 2: so many different gimmicks, very unique right, Like.
- 28:18Speaker 5: I mean you just said Luke Gallows, Like how many
- 28:20Speaker 5: times does he change his gimmick and name and the
- 28:23Speaker 5: name always changes? You know, Crush somehow managed to be
- 28:26Speaker 5: the same guy and never have to change his name.
- 28:29Speaker 2: Right starts a demolition has the Hasbro two pack incredible
- 28:34Speaker 2: figure figure.
- 28:36Speaker 1: I was a kidnap.
- 28:37Speaker 5: I really remember vividly, like playing with dude.
- 28:40Speaker 2: This guy has three Hasbros. He has ConA Crush and
- 28:43Speaker 2: then Evil Crush in the purple and the Greek card
- 28:47Speaker 2: m R.
- 28:49Speaker 1: Top I had the baby face. ConA Crush was like
- 28:52Speaker 1: a big deal because I thought that I thought that
- 28:54Speaker 1: run was going to be more than what it was.
- 28:56Speaker 1: I thought he's going to be a really big star.
- 28:58Speaker 5: So and about those like ninety colors in the gear
- 29:02Speaker 5: that really like Pops that makes.
- 29:03Speaker 1: You like it. I like the Evil Crush, but I
- 29:06Speaker 1: hate that the packaging. They didn't up at the photo.
- 29:08Speaker 1: That's real rough.
- 29:10Speaker 2: What about Jailbird Crush, which was released in Managers of
- 29:15Speaker 2: Clarence Mason and uh in the Nation of Damination for Park,
- 29:18Speaker 2: I think it's a great figure.
- 29:19Speaker 1: It's not a good figure.
- 29:21Speaker 5: I was a great house that he's too small. Uh,
- 29:26Speaker 5: even when I was a dumb part though, right when
- 29:28Speaker 5: I was a dumb Yeah, they're all original parts. Even
- 29:30Speaker 5: when I was a dumb little kid. I absolutely hated
- 29:32Speaker 5: the centipede forehead tattoo. I thought it was so stupid.
- 29:34Speaker 2: But then he's had Stop series one without the tattoo. Yes,
- 29:39Speaker 2: and shorter hair.
- 29:40Speaker 5: But that outfit, that's not like a playable gear for you.
- 29:44Speaker 2: I was always I was always mad they never made
- 29:47Speaker 2: a d o a crush.
- 29:49Speaker 1: They did in bend them form.
- 29:50Speaker 2: They didn't bend for But I remember when chains and
- 29:53Speaker 2: uh eight ball was changing skull who came out?
- 29:57Speaker 1: I think it's changing eight ball chains and yeah, yeah,
- 30:01Speaker 1: chasing eight ball in the two packs. So I bought
- 30:04Speaker 1: there's a yeah.
- 30:06Speaker 2: But I bought to changing eight balls to make different tats.
- 30:10Speaker 1: It's okay, they're twins. It works. And then to make
- 30:13Speaker 1: a Crush custom you know what I'm saying.
- 30:16Speaker 2: Have the whole do as pretty underrated, really really good.
- 30:21Speaker 2: That is the only do A crush crazy. So Jacks
- 30:26Speaker 2: has some crush. I mean Classic Superstars has some demolition crush,
- 30:30Speaker 2: and it also has the ConA crush.
- 30:33Speaker 5: Sucks because he's that little Torso.
- 30:36Speaker 1: I get, but that's so Jack.
- 30:38Speaker 2: It's not good. Like I said, he was a big man.
- 30:40Speaker 2: He's a really big guy. And then Mattel knocks it
- 30:45Speaker 2: out of the park with their demolition crush.
- 30:48Speaker 1: That's a tremendous figure. I wish they make ConA crush.
- 30:53Speaker 5: I feel like they still can't. I'm looking at the
- 30:55Speaker 5: Jacks Classic right now. That's a horrrible thing.
- 30:58Speaker 1: It's okay, he looks like Reilly Kidman custom uh.
- 31:03Speaker 2: But if I had to pick a favorite crush, I
- 31:06Speaker 2: think I would have to do uh ConA Crush has Bro.
- 31:09Speaker 1: I think that's my all time favorite.
- 31:10Speaker 5: I do wish now you're saying that Mattel hasn't really
- 31:13Speaker 5: tackled that bit. Mattel, I mean they would knock that
- 31:15Speaker 5: out of the park.
- 31:15Speaker 2: That'd be really cool, and they could do the interchangeable
- 31:17Speaker 2: hands do the ConA crush. I think you could pop
- 31:19Speaker 2: those up put on gallows and ConA crushed the kid
- 31:22Speaker 2: in the schoolyard.
- 31:22Speaker 5: You know when you know, and things on the softball
- 31:25Speaker 5: field go out of get out of hand.
- 31:27Speaker 2: And then I had the the Crush with the alternate
- 31:31Speaker 2: face paint, the prototype the Hasbro, but I sold it
- 31:33Speaker 2: to Lebron, so I don't have.
- 31:35Speaker 1: That anymore because you're you're you're slipping and you're you're
- 31:37Speaker 1: not slipping any other crushes or is that it? That's
- 31:40Speaker 1: all I can recall it. He didn't have them Jacks
- 31:42Speaker 1: Minie like with the No he was gonna have a
- 31:45Speaker 1: thumb wrestler, but it was unreleased. You're right, he's none
- 31:48Speaker 1: of those playmate stuff.
- 31:49Speaker 5: So so crush, but big one that I would have loved.
- 31:53Speaker 1: Oh, Chronic Chronic.
- 31:55Speaker 9: We saw the prototypes that year at toy for the
- 31:57Speaker 9: year that uh ww and his figures kind of went
- 32:01Speaker 9: under They're supposed to be Chronic figures and uh, Brian Atta,
- 32:09Speaker 9: Brian Clark.
- 32:09Speaker 1: Bryan Clark was just a repaint.
- 32:11Speaker 2: Of the Wrath figure obviously, but uh the Brian Adams the.
- 32:15Speaker 1: Crush would have been a brand new figure.
- 32:17Speaker 5: Oh, I would love to get my hands on that.
- 32:18Speaker 5: That Brian that's the product I was by. Actually both
- 32:21Speaker 5: are that's worth buying. Chronic was another one.
- 32:24Speaker 1: Ronick maybe same as I just said about ConA crush
- 32:27Speaker 1: like you're like, wow, these guys are ready for a
- 32:29Speaker 1: huge run, and it just didn't happen. It didn't work
- 32:31Speaker 1: here in the in the fed, up here in New York.
- 32:39Speaker 2: All right, guys, up next is the hashtag we want
- 32:43Speaker 2: retros fantasy figure of the week.
- 32:49Speaker 1: All right, Brian, the retros. They're on Long Island. I
- 32:53Speaker 1: z they're on a hiatus. They're not dead yet. Who
- 32:58Speaker 1: is your fantasy retro of the week?
- 33:01Speaker 5: I'm gonna tell you a little story right now. This weekend,
- 33:04Speaker 5: we had a lot of driving, a lot of traveling.
- 33:08Speaker 1: We had a canceled show, That's true.
- 33:11Speaker 5: We we took off into into the the Atlanta sunset
- 33:17Speaker 5: and went to our good friend, friend of the show
- 33:20Speaker 5: funniest man that ever lived, Luke Gallow's house.
- 33:25Speaker 1: As I closed my eyes.
- 33:26Speaker 5: That night, I left on the WW Network, just playing
- 33:29Speaker 5: on just random old superstars. Whatever he beach was whispered
- 33:34Speaker 5: Scotti Beach, it was whispered in my ear. I woke
- 33:38Speaker 5: up and I don't know what hour to pee, you know,
- 33:41Speaker 5: you're just in like delusional state, and he really got
- 33:43Speaker 5: a pee. And I look at the TV, and who
- 33:45Speaker 5: do I see in some kind of squash match on
- 33:47Speaker 5: Superstars the Barbarian had done to me? How much would
- 33:53Speaker 5: you love? And he's someone who really should add a
- 33:56Speaker 5: hasbro in that Barbarian in the s and it's probably
- 34:01Speaker 5: gonna have like the hat on or something even you know,
- 34:04Speaker 5: it's gonna have some kind of.
- 34:05Speaker 2: Ring away ring aari see it almost with like Tatanka
- 34:09Speaker 2: arms something like that.
- 34:11Speaker 5: Right, The only version of him in that nineteen ninety
- 34:17Speaker 5: and on version of Barbarian is the really.
- 34:19Speaker 1: Crappy, classic hard no detail. So I feel like that
- 34:24Speaker 1: he got screwed.
- 34:25Speaker 2: He's on the the Not only is he on the
- 34:28Speaker 2: back of the LG and Black cards, he has a poster.
- 34:33Speaker 1: He's on the poster.
- 34:34Speaker 2: That's pretty good because Axe's poster just says Axe, but
- 34:38Speaker 2: Warlord's poster has Barbarian.
- 34:40Speaker 1: It says Powers of Paint, which I don't know how
- 34:41Speaker 1: that even happened. So he got really unscrewed and he
- 34:44Speaker 1: got deeply screwed, double screwed job.
- 34:47Speaker 2: So yeah, and that at least ninety ninety one he's
- 34:51Speaker 2: on everything.
- 34:52Speaker 1: As the barbarian with the Harry outfit and stuff. So
- 34:55Speaker 1: can I play Devil's advocate? Go for it.
- 34:57Speaker 2: I do wish he would have got a Hasbro, but
- 35:00Speaker 2: if the retro line comes back, like, he's not on
- 35:03Speaker 2: my list to get one right away?
- 35:05Speaker 1: Of course not.
- 35:06Speaker 5: But I'm just trying to say, wouldn't that be cool
- 35:09Speaker 5: to round out your collection?
- 35:12Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't. I personally don't put my
- 35:15Speaker 1: has Bros with my retros, But wouldn't that be cool?
- 35:21Speaker 1: I don't. I think it's not. I think I think there's.
- 35:26Speaker 5: A whole other market and a lot of what if
- 35:30Speaker 5: they made a Rhythm and Blue We know Greg's coming
- 35:32Speaker 5: in Elite for him?
- 35:32Speaker 1: What if they made a Rhythm and Blues.
- 35:34Speaker 5: Greg, Like they just started mating, making guys that could
- 35:37Speaker 5: that could fit.
- 35:38Speaker 2: And a lot of people are saying that Zach said
- 35:40Speaker 2: nobody displays their retros and their Hasbros and that I do. Well, guys,
- 35:44Speaker 2: I'm not saying it's not okay to do it, and
- 35:47Speaker 2: I'm just saying that I don't really see a lot
- 35:49Speaker 2: of pictures of it. I personally don't do it. Are
- 35:52Speaker 2: they in the same area of my room?
- 35:54Speaker 1: Yes?
- 35:54Speaker 2: But I don't mix them all in the same rings
- 35:56Speaker 2: and stuff. But there's no right or wrong way to
- 35:59Speaker 2: collect display.
- 36:00Speaker 1: No totally. I mean, I guess this is something that
- 36:02Speaker 1: I thought was. Uh.
- 36:05Speaker 5: There's not many people and I think we have talked
- 36:07Speaker 5: about it here that've got screwed over like in the
- 36:09Speaker 5: Hazari like has made everyone at least attempted to.
- 36:12Speaker 1: Beverly Brothers got screwed brother Beverly Brothers and Barbarian are
- 36:15Speaker 1: up there.
- 36:16Speaker 5: I think I agree maybe besides thee power and glory.
- 36:21Speaker 1: All right, Well I don't necessarily agree with you, but
- 36:22Speaker 1: I don't disagree with you.
- 36:23Speaker 2: So that was a very good pick up. Next is
- 36:27Speaker 2: the WTF Figure of the Week. All right, the WTF
- 36:33Speaker 2: Figure of the Week. It's a figure when you look.
- 36:35Speaker 1: At them and say, what the what the what the.
- 36:41Speaker 2: Got a bleep with all these bleeps in So I
- 36:44Speaker 2: went to the Patreon group and I said, guys, if you.
- 36:48Speaker 1: Picked the WTF, I'll give you one of those new magnets.
- 36:52Speaker 1: So we got a win her. Do you know who
- 36:54Speaker 1: the wearer is, Brian, Yeah, it is Scottie Beach from Monticello, Georgia. No,
- 37:00Speaker 1: not Scotty Beach. The winner or loser. Ben Montoya not
- 37:07Speaker 1: Aldo's brother or cousin. The Portuguese man was brother. He
- 37:12Speaker 1: nominated something that hits close home for you. What's that?
- 37:16Speaker 2: The Tna toy biz Aj styles from the samo Jo
- 37:20Speaker 2: Tupac where he's a giant.
- 37:23Speaker 1: Is that what his gripe was?
- 37:28Speaker 2: He said, Tna toy bis Aj. All of his figures
- 37:30Speaker 2: had that annoying knob in the back. They finally made
- 37:33Speaker 2: one without it, and it's the size of abyss.
- 37:36Speaker 5: Uh So, I mean I first got that to it back.
- 37:41Speaker 1: I'm so pumped. I totally recall all this like it's
- 37:45Speaker 1: like the scale with ruthless aggression figure. He looks and
- 37:50Speaker 1: wrap it back.
- 37:50Speaker 2: I say, it's a good figures figure on its own
- 37:54Speaker 2: away from the collection, you know, if you're just looking
- 37:57Speaker 2: at by itself, it's a great figure, very.
- 37:59Speaker 5: Cool, very to a lot of articulation. But then within
- 38:02Speaker 5: the collection it's absurd.
- 38:05Speaker 1: It's like he's he's he's almost double the size of
- 38:08Speaker 1: the first Yeah.
- 38:09Speaker 5: He's taller, like as tall or taller than like Kevin
- 38:12Speaker 5: Nash in that line the.
- 38:15Speaker 1: SMO Joe is like, is borderline like that too? Right?
- 38:18Speaker 1: But I guess is bigger.
- 38:20Speaker 5: It's a bigger guy, and I think that's what helps
- 38:21Speaker 5: him get a pass. Plus their uh, that's the only
- 38:24Speaker 5: somojo is that one mold they used like they didn't
- 38:26Speaker 5: make multiple sumojos. AJ had multiple figures and they were
- 38:29Speaker 5: way smaller than they were to scale. So this one
- 38:32Speaker 5: just stood out like a sore thumb. And I don't
- 38:35Speaker 5: I don't know if I mean, I don't know. We're
- 38:37Speaker 5: never going to get it or it will be very
- 38:39Speaker 5: difficult to get but like the explanation or how that happens,
- 38:41Speaker 5: we'll never get it.
- 38:42Speaker 2: It's just like you said, standalone, great figure in the
- 38:45Speaker 2: line horrible.
- 38:46Speaker 5: Yeah, which is a very weird thing to critique about
- 38:50Speaker 5: an action figure, you know what I mean, Well, you
- 38:52Speaker 5: have to you have to judge that.
- 38:53Speaker 2: I've said repeatedly, I'm a scale snop. Like I think
- 38:56Speaker 2: it's a very big important thing. Speaking of snail snob.
- 38:58Speaker 2: Someone posted pictures, you know, he said, yeah, speaking of
- 39:01Speaker 2: snail snob, what snail stop.
- 39:04Speaker 1: Snail stop? What are you trying to scale? You snail?
- 39:10Speaker 1: Like four times scale snob all the way out time.
- 39:14Speaker 2: Someone has been posting pictures of that new Vince McMahon
- 39:17Speaker 2: figure and it's taller than all Hogan's and slightly shorter
- 39:21Speaker 2: than Andres, and people are really upset about it.
- 39:25Speaker 1: Vince is a big guy, though. I think that suit mold.
- 39:27Speaker 1: They gotta adjust that a bit.
- 39:29Speaker 5: Because they has like the Lornis legs, and everyone's.
- 39:31Speaker 1: What they're doing. They're finally fixing that that classic and
- 39:34Speaker 1: I ride away.
- 39:35Speaker 5: Even at toy Fair we saw the Freddie Blast and
- 39:36Speaker 5: we said, ooh, these legs are way too big.
- 39:38Speaker 1: All right, let's go to the Q and A. All right, guys,
- 39:45Speaker 1: ask Major Bod find us on Twitter. Ask Major Bod.
- 39:48Speaker 2: If we read your question on air, we will send
- 39:51Speaker 2: you a best Wishes autograph.
- 39:52Speaker 1: I have an honorable mention.
- 39:54Speaker 2: Here we go, so they won't get a best Wishes autograph.
- 39:57Speaker 2: They'll get maybe I'll get something, but not the Best
- 40:01Speaker 2: Wishes autograph.
- 40:02Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. It wouldn't be fair. It
- 40:03Speaker 1: wouldn't be fair to fly.
- 40:04Speaker 2: It's from at Chris Wayne or Chris Wayne at Master
- 40:08Speaker 2: Underscore Wayne. Ask Major Pod can you come up with
- 40:11Speaker 2: a hand gesture for Major marks to salute one another?
- 40:15Speaker 1: Similar to the Too Suite.
- 40:17Speaker 2: I saw a guy wearing a never defeated shirt at
- 40:19Speaker 2: the mall and thought it'd be cool if I could
- 40:21Speaker 2: throw up a hand side at him in solidarity.
- 40:24Speaker 1: That's good. I got what I got? What like the
- 40:28Speaker 1: west side? But you turn it upside down? It's an M.
- 40:30Speaker 1: Doesn't someone do that? Who? Someone does do that? Who?
- 40:34Speaker 1: I don't know if that man have but someone does that? Who?
- 40:36Speaker 5: Like in the history of wrestling. I'm I'm saying someone
- 40:37Speaker 5: does it right now.
- 40:38Speaker 1: Brett Matthews did it in EBW. Oh my god, who
- 40:42Speaker 1: does it? It's like a CW. You know what I'm saying,
- 40:46Speaker 1: Like CWT, but you.
- 40:47Speaker 5: Turn it up totally got you and you're twisting your
- 40:51Speaker 5: middle and ring finger around each other.
- 40:53Speaker 1: So you see someone you give him the old M.
- 40:55Speaker 1: What do you think did like sick Nick Mondo do that?
- 40:58Speaker 1: It's possible, but now we're taking it. What do you
- 41:00Speaker 1: think the M was? Taking it over? What do you
- 41:02Speaker 1: think taking the M? Also? Does that promote like gang
- 41:05Speaker 1: violence like soun Neil one eight seven kind of thing?
- 41:07Speaker 2: No?
- 41:08Speaker 1: No, it does not. You know, you don't have to
- 41:11Speaker 1: like touch each other, you just like pointed at each other.
- 41:13Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying. I hear what you're saying.
- 41:15Speaker 1: What do you think one or two? Just one? I
- 41:17Speaker 1: mean you could do double M like major mark. That's
- 41:19Speaker 1: too much. I think, ah that there it is, Mono does.
- 41:24Speaker 1: That's in my head? So you want to do a
- 41:26Speaker 1: single M for like it can mean major major mark.
- 41:30Speaker 1: Maybe he only did two, so if we do one,
- 41:33Speaker 1: let's do one? All right, we're gonna do it. It's
- 41:35Speaker 1: the M. That's our new sign. Well, he's every picture.
- 41:38Speaker 1: I'm finding her. He's doing a double all right, So
- 41:40Speaker 1: we're doing single So the M. I can't even do
- 41:42Speaker 1: that that very fast. You're like trying to x your
- 41:47Speaker 1: your ring in your middle, just like touch them. You
- 41:49Speaker 1: don't have to x them, you know. I'm doing like
- 41:51Speaker 1: a vader now right, but like I put the thumb in,
- 41:54Speaker 1: I can't. Let's go, bro, what do you do? You
- 42:00Speaker 1: can't do it? Look, this is real. What do you do?
- 42:05Speaker 1: I can't do it this time? I can't. Yeah, okay, good,
- 42:11Speaker 1: like nerve damage or something my right hand? What's going on?
- 42:15Speaker 1: All right? You can do it like on command? My lafe.
- 42:17Speaker 1: Literally can't do it. Oh my god.
- 42:21Speaker 2: Well that's the new answer. No, guys, post your photos
- 42:23Speaker 2: with a major head signal.
- 42:27Speaker 1: All right.
- 42:27Speaker 2: So my real question and this guy will be getting
- 42:29Speaker 2: an eight x ten. It is from at Craig Huff
- 42:33Speaker 2: seventy eight.
- 42:34Speaker 1: Very very interesting question. Can you listen please, I'm listening.
- 42:38Speaker 2: How would you guys feel about a variant of a
- 42:42Speaker 2: figure that you couldn't see in the packaging, almost like
- 42:46Speaker 2: a blind box. You could see the figure, but he
- 42:49Speaker 2: would have a coat or pants hiding his gear.
- 42:54Speaker 1: Very interesting. I would do it a different way.
- 42:58Speaker 2: I would do it almost where like the box covers
- 43:01Speaker 2: like them at the waist or the chest and you
- 43:03Speaker 2: only see their head and it's like what's going to
- 43:05Speaker 2: be inside?
- 43:06Speaker 1: Yeah, my mind's racing. There's I'm thinking a lot of
- 43:08Speaker 1: ways that can do it. I don't know.
- 43:11Speaker 10: I like it.
- 43:12Speaker 1: Yeah, that's cool. I think it's really cool.
- 43:13Speaker 2: So for instance, like you know, Mattel does it now
- 43:15Speaker 2: with the elites and the basics of the chases. Yeah,
- 43:17Speaker 2: if it's almost like blind chases, I wouldn't mind if
- 43:20Speaker 2: the whole box is blacked out and there's no name
- 43:22Speaker 2: on it and it just says like a mystery guy
- 43:25Speaker 2: and you don't know what you Again, that's that's defeating
- 43:28Speaker 2: the point of the question. The question is you know
- 43:30Speaker 2: you're getting I know, but then you're changing it. You're
- 43:33Speaker 2: changing question.
- 43:34Speaker 1: I see it like almost in like a very low cost.
- 43:38Speaker 2: Okay, so how about this, what if like the box
- 43:40Speaker 2: goods like black T shirt with black pants, and you
- 43:42Speaker 2: don't know what he's going but that's too much money
- 43:44Speaker 2: like being what if? Okay for instance, but let's say
- 43:48Speaker 2: that for instance, let's say it's a basic and let's say,
- 43:49Speaker 2: for instance, Tony Nice.
- 43:50Speaker 1: Let's use him as an example.
- 43:52Speaker 2: The box is Tony Nice, but the bubble is all black,
- 43:56Speaker 2: so you don't know what Geary's gonna have inside.
- 43:58Speaker 1: Okay, so then okay, yeah, why do you need to
- 44:00Speaker 1: see that? But you know it's Tony Nice? But the
- 44:04Speaker 1: box did? I like that a lot, and I hopefully
- 44:06Speaker 1: can tell you take this idea. I think it's great. Yeah,
- 44:08Speaker 1: very good question.
- 44:11Speaker 2: Anything that's fun and collecting, I think anything that's fun
- 44:14Speaker 2: and drives more business.
- 44:17Speaker 1: Well, that's that's cool. That was a very good question.
- 44:19Speaker 1: I like that, all right.
- 44:21Speaker 5: My question comes from I'm not booked, Terry Adam Adam
- 44:26Speaker 5: not booked. Of all the current wrestlers who don't yet
- 44:29Speaker 5: have a figure, who are you looking forward to the
- 44:32Speaker 5: most and why? I mean maybe because of the toyaticness,
- 44:35Speaker 5: personal friend, et cetera. Hashtag ask major pod so raff
- 44:39Speaker 5: the bat, I mean the Fiend. I think, oh God,
- 44:41Speaker 5: is what's on everybody's mind when you think of this.
- 44:43Speaker 5: He's the most toyatic thing on television today.
- 44:47Speaker 2: Not a figures that are gonna make I mean rightfully,
- 44:49Speaker 2: so with the accessories where it's like.
- 44:51Speaker 1: The yawie wowie guy, the Fiend, there's just so much
- 44:54Speaker 1: to do money.
- 44:56Speaker 5: Yeah, it's just, uh, I don't think that maybe's had
- 44:59Speaker 5: a character I like him in a long time where
- 45:01Speaker 5: it's just so I mean demon Finn, but that's so
- 45:04Speaker 5: few and far between between. When he's on television, he's
- 45:06Speaker 5: he's the Fiend every week. So uh, you know, there's
- 45:10Speaker 5: a lot more opportunities there. So obviously that one. I'm
- 45:12Speaker 5: trying to Who's Who's somebody that's got.
- 45:14Speaker 1: My number one? Right here? Chelsea agreed, she's my number two,
- 45:20Speaker 1: my number one.
- 45:22Speaker 2: Mike Canlis honestly, Mike Maria have got their TV time now,
- 45:25Speaker 2: and I think that justifies the release.
- 45:27Speaker 1: I think they should have got one to begin with.
- 45:29Speaker 1: I think everyone should get a fit.
- 45:30Speaker 2: In the Jack States, they would have already had maybe
- 45:32Speaker 2: too seriously, they would if it was Jack's right now,
- 45:35Speaker 2: they would have had the initial two pack run and
- 45:37Speaker 2: then they would have had like Maria's at Home with
- 45:39Speaker 2: the Baby, Mike's single on main event run, Treacherous Trios, Mike,
- 45:43Speaker 2: Maria and Titus stuttering through that pre tape today.
- 45:49Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's what they would have. I think
- 45:51Speaker 1: it's a good call.
- 45:52Speaker 2: Who is someone else that's finally Lusah house party to
- 45:55Speaker 2: get their figures?
- 45:56Speaker 1: Yeah, so they don't count because we know they're I
- 46:01Speaker 1: think I think pretty much everyone on the main roster
- 46:04Speaker 1: has a figure right now. It's pretty crazy. I mean,
- 46:06Speaker 1: besides the Hawkins and Writer twenty nineteen figures. But I digress.
- 46:13Speaker 1: And now with NXT being on us A, you can
- 46:16Speaker 1: bet your bottom dollars. Oh my god, it's gonna be
- 46:20Speaker 1: uh the amount.
- 46:21Speaker 2: I almost feel like Mantel needs to add another like
- 46:26Speaker 2: like a line, Like no, not add a line, but
- 46:28Speaker 2: like add more slots to the lineups eight figure. The
- 46:32Speaker 2: roster almost just doubled, you know what I'm saying. With
- 46:36Speaker 2: the amount of people, it's possible.
- 46:37Speaker 5: I mean, if that's a possible solution to getting more
- 46:42Speaker 5: guys out there, but who knows.
- 46:43Speaker 2: I think that's a great question, and I think I'm
- 46:45Speaker 2: trying to think of like other you know, the made
- 46:46Speaker 2: Corey Graves, Renee Young. There's some I love, like a
- 46:51Speaker 2: Michael Cole, but like figure wasn't he hasn't changed to
- 46:57Speaker 2: build a figure. I'm saying, main justify another release. There's
- 47:02Speaker 2: gonna be someone we're not thinking of.
- 47:04Speaker 1: That's besides the referees we've already discussed. John John will
- 47:08Speaker 1: be pretty pretty sweet. A cameraman Dustin Wallace now with
- 47:12Speaker 1: a Crutch crush with Crutch accessory. He's slayd with Skittles.
- 47:19Speaker 5: I don't know.
- 47:20Speaker 1: Definitely not Kathy Kelly.
- 47:23Speaker 2: But seriously, honestly, I can't wait for Chelsea to debut
- 47:26Speaker 2: on NXC and then like for me to collect all
- 47:28Speaker 2: her merch because like a like you said you're doing
- 47:31Speaker 2: for Mackenzie, you'll get it you just in case like
- 47:33Speaker 2: she wants it, but also like for you.
- 47:35Speaker 1: Yeah, so it's twofold. It's twofold, all right.
- 47:39Speaker 5: I sat so close to you and intimately our legs
- 47:41Speaker 5: touched a few times.
- 47:42Speaker 1: We gotta cut this.
- 47:43Speaker 2: Yeah, it's very weird when you're always doing this pop
- 47:45Speaker 2: with your bare feet and like just shove it to
- 47:48Speaker 2: my face.
- 47:48Speaker 1: You're like shtched out. You wear these same grandma shoes
- 47:53Speaker 1: like all day, every day to the gym.
- 47:55Speaker 2: It's all right, guys, thank you very much for listening
- 48:00Speaker 2: to the pod until next time.
- 48:03Speaker 1: Scratch that figure it.
- 48:04Speaker 5: You don't gotta go home, but you can't stay here.
- 48:06Speaker 1: That's right. Mark, shave those silver ballspruce shut shit.
- 48:17Speaker 12: Holy cow, that was a jam packed episode, was it not.
- 48:21Speaker 12: I mean, it was only fifty minutes and somehow it
- 48:26Speaker 12: was still a jam packed episode because that's what we do,
- 48:28Speaker 12: that's how we bring it. I think I'm gonna change
- 48:30Speaker 12: things up. I don't think I'm I'm just the Jason
- 48:32Speaker 12: Kidd of wrestling figure collecting. I think I think I'm
- 48:36Speaker 12: like the I'm like Hugh Hefner of the Major Pod family.
- 48:40Speaker 12: All right, because I'm like your sugar daddy. I come in,
- 48:43Speaker 12: I spoil you guys, to give you guys treats. I
- 48:45Speaker 12: curate something amazing for you on a weekly basis, a
- 48:50Speaker 12: bi weekly basis.
- 48:52Speaker 4: But it's like your little Playboy subscription that you read
- 48:54Speaker 4: at the barber shop. That's what this is, you know
- 48:56Speaker 4: what I'm saying. It's like a magazine style show. We're
- 48:59Speaker 4: gonna do interviews, We're gonna have the rock on here,
- 49:03Speaker 4: We're going to the moon. I'm done, Like I'm not
- 49:06Speaker 4: just like a background guy, Like I'm the real deal.
- 49:08Speaker 4: If you ever met me at a show, at a
- 49:11Speaker 4: live show, that's not even the real meat, because I'm
- 49:14Speaker 4: still in work mode. But it is kind of the
- 49:17Speaker 4: real meat. But the real meat is speaking to you
- 49:19Speaker 4: right now.
- 49:19Speaker 12: And I'm telling you, man, this is coming from pro
- 49:22Speaker 12: Wrestling's premiere cinematic genius. That's not a bullshit. It's not
- 49:26Speaker 12: bullshit at all. I'm here to fuck shit up. I
- 49:28Speaker 12: don't give a fuck. I'm not supposed to curse, right,
- 49:31Speaker 12: Billy Peck doesn't like it when you curs. Fuck you,
- 49:34Speaker 12: Billy Peck. I'm gonna curse all the fuck I want. Yeah,
- 49:37Speaker 12: if you have kids in the car, I apologize. I
- 49:39Speaker 12: don't usually use that type of behavement language, but I'm
- 49:43Speaker 12: riled up.
- 49:44Speaker 2: Man.
- 49:44Speaker 4: It's the major pod Brother, Major pod Man. We just
- 49:48Speaker 4: got done with Live twenty, and it's what's an ex?
- 49:51Speaker 4: What's okay?
- 49:52Speaker 1: Cool? We did Live twenty.
- 49:53Speaker 4: What's next?
- 49:55Speaker 12: We have the Toy Drive coming up, maybe, but what's
- 49:58Speaker 12: after that? There's not gonna be a tin roof this year.
- 50:01Speaker 12: I'm sorry, it's just not It's just how it is.
- 50:04Speaker 12: But we're cooking a baby. We're still here, We're live,
- 50:07Speaker 12: and I love you all. Thank you all so much
- 50:09Speaker 12: for the support. We got a lot of cool stuff.
- 50:11Speaker 12: You can catch me every Thursday at Wrestling Open if
- 50:15Speaker 12: you're in the New England area. But you're also fixing
- 50:17Speaker 12: to catch me if you're listening to this on time
- 50:20Speaker 12: this Friday. Blitz Creak Pro Westfield, Massachusetts Rock and Wrestling Rager.
- 50:26Speaker 12: I'm coming for that ass.
- 50:28Speaker 1: Baby.
- 50:29Speaker 4: If you've never seen me versus CPA, there's a good
- 50:31Speaker 4: chance they're gonna see it this Friday because the winner
- 50:34Speaker 4: of the match that I'm in, the Battle Royal, is
- 50:36Speaker 4: gonna get a shot at that no good, dirty accountant
- 50:39Speaker 4: and I'm gonna kick his ass. If you're somemell, what
- 50:45Speaker 4: Batista and the Bloodline are.
- 50:51Speaker 1: We, because because we're the blood Lined.
- 50:55Speaker 13: And we said I've got a question for you, we
- 50:58Speaker 13: all know that you can bring the heavy offense, but
- 51:00Speaker 13: there are a lot of skeptics that think that perhaps
- 51:02Speaker 13: you can't take it, that you can't take the punishment
- 51:05Speaker 13: that Desa will give you tonight, how do you address
- 51:07Speaker 13: those skeptics.
- 51:08Speaker 2: Well, the skeptics and all the people have a little
- 51:11Speaker 2: building live outshot.
- 51:16Speaker 7: See it's this Sunday, Hogan.
- 51:19Speaker 10: As I sit here and I gloat, I asked myself,
- 51:24Speaker 10: what are you doing right now?
- 51:27Speaker 1: Are you sitting in your hotel room.
- 51:30Speaker 4: Sitting at int your ben been.
- 51:33Speaker 14: Over word to throw up without fear stuck.
- 51:37Speaker 15: In your gut because you are feared of me, and you.
- 51:42Speaker 1: Know in Manya will be your last event. You've even
- 51:48Speaker 1: said that. Now they got a tread dig Oogan. That's
- 51:59Speaker 1: not a that's a farewell party.
- 52:06Speaker 14: Is constant.
- 52:08Speaker 1: I am the one who has ended hoo comania.
- 52:12Speaker 3: Why because uh the world the CPA.
- 52:18Speaker 1: I want you to remember this ownes to heel. Well,
- 52:23Speaker 1: I'm gonna take care of business. The witch should be done.
- 52:27Speaker 16: This CPA.
- 52:28Speaker 17: I want you to remember this well, I'm gonna take
- 52:30Speaker 17: care of business. The witch should be done. Perhaps I've
- 52:32Speaker 17: been too nice, Perhaps I've been trying to be a real,
- 52:37Speaker 17: a real sports.
- 52:40Speaker 14: I'm telling you what, watn't you come on something original,
- 52:43Speaker 14: come with something.
- 52:44Speaker 1: On your own?
- 52:46Speaker 16: How about I got nicknamed for you?
- 52:47Speaker 14: How about you tell yourself Chernobyl? Because when I look
- 52:52Speaker 14: at you, you look at it. Getna come up, fight
- 52:55Speaker 14: of his away from a chemical disaster.
- 53:01Speaker 16: This response to heal. And I hope, I pray.
- 53:09Speaker 18: That from this moment, starting now, starting now, from this moment,
- 53:20Speaker 18: on this moment, now, from this moment on, this will
- 53:30Speaker 18: be the moment, starting now.
- 53:35Speaker 19: Former heavyweight champion, and I have one stone cold fox
- 53:39Speaker 19: of a wife WHOA. Now you may think you know
- 53:46Speaker 19: my abilities in this ring, but I promise you you
- 53:52Speaker 19: don't know.
- 53:53Speaker 20: Jack one too oh one too Oh this is awesome,
- 53:58Speaker 20: but says awesome you oh want you, Oh this is awesome.
- 54:05Speaker 20: Clep clap on a repeat.
- 54:09Speaker 4: Then you step up.
- 54:11Speaker 7: And if you don't think I'm big enough, brother, and
- 54:14Speaker 7: you grab a hold of me, and you'll know that
- 54:17Speaker 7: I'm growing my man within your hands. I will get
- 54:20Speaker 7: as big as I need to be, as big as
- 54:22Speaker 7: I need to be to do the job on you. Now,
- 54:25Speaker 7: it doesn't take a very big snake to do the job.
- 54:27Speaker 4: You can hide behind that commissioner just so long until
- 54:32Speaker 4: I jerk a not.
- 54:34Speaker 20: In your ass.
- 54:40Speaker 1: Oh my God, free requests.
- 54:47Speaker 21: Go to.
- 54:52Speaker 2: Hell.
- 54:52Speaker 3: Hell, wow, oh.
- 54:56Speaker 1: My god, oh my god, what happened to god?
- 55:01Speaker 15: Bad?
- 55:02Speaker 22: Wow?
- 55:05Speaker 1: So bad?
- 55:15Speaker 22: Well, I wish you doing sol Hey listen, listen, hey listen,
- 55:20Speaker 22: fuck head, a real.
- 55:22Speaker 17: Gentleman now, Tolly Blanchard, I want you. It's not Uncle
- 55:27Speaker 17: Sam talking to you. Ronnic Garment.
- 55:30Speaker 1: I want you, and I'm gonna get you. I'm going
- 55:32Speaker 1: to have you.
- 55:33Speaker 17: I'm gonna get to touch your body. I'm not just
- 55:36Speaker 17: making promises. I'm telling something that is going to be done.
- 55:40Speaker 17: Something is going to happen in the future because bones
- 55:44Speaker 17: do heels. But I've got a memory like an elephant,
- 55:49Speaker 17: and i can.
- 55:50Speaker 1: Do it like an elephant.
- 55:53Speaker 19: Folks, there's jumping Jeff Farmer.
- 55:54Speaker 20: Jeff a while back, what a match you had with Motley?
- 55:58Speaker 22: Yep.
- 56:01Speaker 1: I'm just I want to tell you one thing.
- 56:03Speaker 23: The thing is that I'm the Antichrist and I want
- 56:06Speaker 23: other people to have respect on me because I'm the
- 56:09Speaker 23: Antichrist and I don't know who's on the wrestle against me,
- 56:13Speaker 23: because I'm the best, and I want to show these
- 56:16Speaker 23: people the anti Crist is the number one, and that see,
- 56:20Speaker 23: I don't have nothing more to say because the anti
- 56:22Speaker 23: crast is number one.
- 56:24Speaker 21: Hey, die Jack, take those stupid sunglasses off.
- 56:28Speaker 1: We're inside, Hey, Moses, where's my color man? Space? Twenty two,
- 56:33Speaker 1: two twenty two.
- 56:42Speaker 4: Why why.
- 56:46Speaker 6: Why why?
- 56:53Speaker 9: And as my Papa always said, underunstand this.
- 57:01Speaker 3: These a W stands are just like they're they're mentally
- 57:03Speaker 3: ild people.
- 57:04Speaker 1: You know.
- 57:06Speaker 3: I'm hang on a minute. Hey on, Bob, Bob, go
- 57:11Speaker 3: into your room.
- 57:12Speaker 11: Next Scotts tier first mass back with beer money.
- 57:16Speaker 1: The three of you are gonna be taking on three members.
- 57:18Speaker 3: Of the Morning.
- 57:19Speaker 14: That's right, it's gonna be gonna be. But it's gonna
- 57:21Speaker 14: be my first back back. It's gonna be just like
- 57:23Speaker 14: a nast math. It's gonna be like a mac I
- 57:27Speaker 14: had two years ago. That's gonna be like a mach
- 57:29Speaker 14: I had to beginning of my career. I'm gonna stick
- 57:31Speaker 14: my size twelve South.
- 57:33Speaker 1: Excuse me, I'm gonna get my foot so far as
- 57:37Speaker 1: you ask.
- 57:38Speaker 14: You give me suit, You give me flyes over my shoelaces. Now,
- 57:43Speaker 14: can't rock carry You have your final model, immortal, say
- 57:47Speaker 14: your pairs, Tell your vitamins. It's just too damn bad.
- 57:51Speaker 14: They don't make vitamins for courtination sit.
- 58:01Speaker 1: I started out fighting in this spot when I was
- 58:02Speaker 1: a little boy. I'm one of the biggest ledgers and
- 58:07Speaker 1: stars ever.
- 58:07Speaker 3: This God, this is Jeremy Brake. I've came here to
- 58:10Speaker 3: a little with Kentucky to give it all I've got
- 58:12Speaker 3: in professional wrestling.
- 58:15Speaker 1: Can't satisfy the whole comediacs.
- 58:18Speaker 22: I'm gonna get off by cranking your knob just a
- 58:20Speaker 22: little beyond the breaking points.
- 58:23Speaker 1: I want you to remember this.
- 58:25Speaker 16: Oh you heel.
- 58:32Speaker 1: Maybe that's one more she canna tell you one more thing.
- 58:35Speaker 1: Let me tell you one more thing. And these were
- 58:39Speaker 1: all the number one, the number one, and the bitch
- 58:46Speaker 1: is the anti grace, but not of God. Not God
- 58:51Speaker 1: got the unto grace.
- 58:53Speaker 15: It's because I'm gonna stretch his ass like it's never
- 58:59Speaker 15: been stretched before.
- 59:01Speaker 1: While you don't know me, you don't know me.
- 59:10Speaker 5: You don't know me, you don't know.
- 59:14Speaker 16: You don't know nothing about me.
- 59:16Speaker 22: Jay, Well, I've got some new medical information on Jerry
- 59:19Speaker 22: the King law that just came in a few moments ago.
- 59:21Speaker 1: We understand that Jerry Lawler has bruise ribs.
- 59:23Speaker 22: And well, uh, with all due respect, he's also suffering
- 59:26Speaker 22: from from anal bleeding.
- 59:29Speaker 16: What wow, great?
- 59:34Speaker 22: Right?
- 59:37Speaker 1: Interesting?
- 59:38Speaker 21: Ya know that's not how we do it here on
- 59:42Speaker 21: SmackDown Players, not I oh pa of you want to
- 59:46Speaker 21: mix it up and we gonna do it, right, I'm
- 59:49Speaker 21: going to make this a tag team match.
- 59:53Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna reveal something about myself that
- 59:56Speaker 2: I would probably prefer people didn't know.
- 59:59Speaker 20: Right, you know, I kind of like growing up right
- 1:00:03Speaker 20: even though he was was huge sports fan. Dude, I
- 1:00:06Speaker 20: was a Dungeons and Dragons junkie.
- 1:00:08Speaker 3: Yeah, I actually lie?
- 1:00:11Speaker 5: I literally.
- 1:00:14Speaker 1: What about that one you got? And Sidwellian? Yeah? Retired? Okay, listen,
- 1:00:19Speaker 1: what are we gonna do? What do we do? I
- 1:00:22Speaker 1: got freaks nine days out of the week. I can do.
- 1:00:26Speaker 1: I was on seven days in a week.
- 1:00:28Speaker 16: Man, you any big?
- 1:00:30Speaker 1: I want a big bad mood? He got in and
- 1:00:31Speaker 1: non stop. Now listen English, oh elite Scooby doo.
- 1:00:48Speaker 21: To make this a six man tag team mats on
- 1:00:52Speaker 21: eight man tag team mat.
- 1:00:55Speaker 16: To make a tag man t mat?
- 1:00:58Speaker 5: Yeah, good night, A big.
- 1:01:04Speaker 1: Team man, ben y'all.
- 1:01:11Speaker 19: Ken man team man, former heavyweight champion, and I have
- 1:01:15Speaker 19: one stone cold fox of a wife WHOA. Now you
- 1:01:23Speaker 19: may think you know my abilities in this ring, but
- 1:01:28Speaker 19: I promise you you don't know Jack.
- 1:01:32Speaker 15: From this point on, forget everything that you think you
- 1:01:36Speaker 15: may know.
- 1:01:37Speaker 19: SmackDown Live is a land of opportunity, and I'm gonna
- 1:01:40Speaker 19: be a big problem.
- 1:01:42Speaker 15: Man, I'm gonna be a big problem. See that the
- 1:01:53Speaker 15: word halleen coughing you want, but you.
- 1:01:58Speaker 14: Know that though you only half the man I have.
- 1:02:06Speaker 1: That I have half of rain that you do. See
- 1:02:11Speaker 1: I don't. Haven't you have a mass night?
- 1:02:13Speaker 14: And I'm still working out because I have nothing else
- 1:02:16Speaker 14: to do.
- 1:02:17Speaker 16: What am I gonna do?
- 1:02:18Speaker 7: That's what I do?
- 1:02:19Speaker 2: What am I gonna do?
- 1:02:20Speaker 14: Plenty guitar? I can't please a guitar. All I do
- 1:02:23Speaker 14: is beating people up. I questioned, was so what is
- 1:02:26Speaker 14: Bully Ray's motivation?
- 1:02:29Speaker 1: You know I love you. I know he's love sugar.
- 1:02:32Speaker 14: By checking my pocket, I don't have no donuts. I
- 1:02:35Speaker 14: don't have no cheeseburger. I know you love sugar, but
- 1:02:39Speaker 14: I ain't done done. Boy, Ray, you got one week
- 1:02:44Speaker 14: to come up with a Magini, set a bass, to
- 1:02:47Speaker 14: get in a ring with me, because next week I'm
- 1:02:51Speaker 14: gonna beat your ass.
- 1:02:53Speaker 22: When you're not gonna bust a nut anytime we're in
- 1:02:56Speaker 22: the ring.
- 1:02:58Speaker 1: You don't want to play cards with babe? It was
- 1:03:00Speaker 1: all cheats, okay, I.
- 1:03:03Speaker 22: Cheat ready Harlem eat Booker Ta Stevie Ray, You hurt
- 1:03:10Speaker 22: my brother. You put him in the hospital and I
- 1:03:12Speaker 22: had to go the part's unknown and find a new partner.
- 1:03:15Speaker 22: Well I found that partner. It's myth podical. Come on
- 1:03:18Speaker 22: in here, boy, tell them what we're gonna do.
- 1:03:20Speaker 1: Stevie Ray and Booker t. You know what, We're gonna
- 1:03:23Speaker 1: take you out before you can get to the ring.
- 1:03:26Speaker 8: We're gonna go out drinking, partying, get it up and
- 1:03:30Speaker 8: having all fun with all the hot ladies. Fuck you women,
- 1:03:33Speaker 8: oh yeah, going plenty of fucking going off tonight. And
- 1:03:37Speaker 8: guess what, We're gonna screw you over. We're gonna give
- 1:03:40Speaker 8: you the all the nasty ass leftovers, and they're.
- 1:03:43Speaker 24: Gonna then what we're gonna do you. We're gonna fuck
- 1:03:45Speaker 24: the women again. We're gonna fuck them again. But guess what,
- 1:03:48Speaker 24: all those nasty women, we just gave you a bunch
- 1:03:51Speaker 24: of SDD. So you're so weak, We're gonna just beat
- 1:03:53Speaker 24: your ass in the ring, break your legs, count one,
- 1:03:56Speaker 24: two three, and this.
- 1:03:58Speaker 4: Is for you, Rick, We're to bury him.
- 1:04:01Speaker 1: You got STDs, Hell not me. I'm gonna give them that.
- 1:04:03Speaker 8: They have STDs real, yeah, but if you've got STDs,
- 1:04:07Speaker 8: you gotta give it to them.
- 1:04:09Speaker 1: No, you can't have not have STDs and not give
- 1:04:11Speaker 1: it to him.
- 1:04:12Speaker 22: Well, you you're just telling what girls you're fucking and
- 1:04:15Speaker 22: I stay.
- 1:04:15Speaker 1: Away from them. No, No, we fucked the pretty ones.
- 1:04:17Speaker 1: They ugly ones. Remember, other than ones have the STDs. Okay,
- 1:04:20Speaker 1: so you're cool. Yeah, we're all good. Book at T
- 1:04:22Speaker 1: Stephen Ray. You guys are going down