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DLHS Hour 4 | Five amazing tax deductions · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: It's the deal.
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  Speaker 2: You can show you a twenty twenty sixth edition if
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  Speaker 2: you want to be in Boston starting Friday on the seventeenth,
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  Speaker 2: I'll be at the Schubert Theater. Then on the eighteenth,
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  Speaker 2: I will be in Tyson's Virginia at the sold out
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  Speaker 2: d L and d L So it'll be at the
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  Speaker 2: Capitol One Center. You come back, you know what, you
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  Speaker 2: come to bout legs and T shirts or legs T
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  Speaker 2: shirt something. You know how it is? Who do you
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  Speaker 2: think is the worst person worst? The worst person is?
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  Speaker 1: It? Is it Erica Kirk or Jada Pinkett? Who do
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  Speaker 1: you think it's close?
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  Speaker 2: Maybe it's close, be coming both goodness crazy because Jada
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  Speaker 2: Pinkett is the black Erica Kirk except for will still alive.
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  Speaker 1: But Jesus Christ, Jesus you see JD.
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  Speaker 2: Vans. We talked about this yesterday. We talked about this earlier,
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  Speaker 2: the fact that this administration can't seem to like everything's going.
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  Speaker 2: They're underwater with working class white people and that was
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  Speaker 2: the last vestige of Trump support working class white people.
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  Speaker 2: I saw this dude, Tim Poole, and he was talking
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  Speaker 2: about you know how he presented itself as you know,
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  Speaker 2: a non war, getting rid of forever wars. And then
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  Speaker 2: of course he started the war and he's asking for
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  Speaker 2: more money. He's drafting people.
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  Speaker 1: Member.
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  Speaker 2: We covered that story on on our podcast Uncertain, and
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  Speaker 2: now people are talking.
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  Speaker 1: About it openly.
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  Speaker 2: Where there's going to be a draft from eight If
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  Speaker 2: you're eighteen to twenty six, your others for the draft
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  Speaker 2: starting December eighteenth, you can you can be you can
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  Speaker 2: still join the military forty two. The draft ages from
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  Speaker 2: eighty because you need young nubile minds to blow up,
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  Speaker 2: get blew up. You know, we need we need grists
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  Speaker 2: for the meal. We need young people.
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  Speaker 3: Somebody can still fight that night yet, you know, yeah,
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  Speaker 3: we need.
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  Speaker 2: Now you can't take your old ass out there, you know,
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  Speaker 2: but but uh uh, we need young people. And you
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  Speaker 2: know all these young people that none makes a difference.
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  Speaker 2: And I ain't gonna vote. This is gonna be a
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  Speaker 2: TikTok challenge for your ass. Yeah, for real, And and
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  Speaker 2: and trust me, you don't think that he's starting all
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  Speaker 2: these interdictions to to do nothing. You're you're going to
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  Speaker 2: be fighting somebody.
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  Speaker 4: Well, I don't think they.
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  Speaker 5: Thought anything about that, and I think they probably never
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  Speaker 5: thought we'd be at this place where you know, we
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  Speaker 5: would be you know, mandatory registration, the draft, and there
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  Speaker 5: would actually be a potential chance for them to go
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  Speaker 5: to war.
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  Speaker 4: I don't think any They're.
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  Speaker 1: Not built for that.
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  Speaker 2: The anxiety gonna be high as hell. I will tell
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  Speaker 2: you what. I don't know this for sure because I've
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  Speaker 2: never had it. But it's hard to dig the fox
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  Speaker 2: in the sand. I know that I don't feel bad.
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  Speaker 2: I don't I think. I think this level of indifference,
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  Speaker 2: this level of apathy, is this what you get? And
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  Speaker 2: they counted on making everybody think it was the same.
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  Speaker 2: I don't feel bad for you. And you know who's
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  Speaker 2: gonna be the young, the browness and the blackest will
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  Speaker 2: will be the first to go.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, well that's why jd. Vance was talking to an
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  Speaker 4: empty room.
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  Speaker 2: They like we quit and and when you when you
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  Speaker 2: when you want to start, like you don't send like
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  Speaker 2: you can tell that Donald Trump is doing one or
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  Speaker 2: two things. Clearly he is not willing to risk his
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  Speaker 2: cashe because I don't don't think he has any. But
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  Speaker 2: when it when it came to talking and working out
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  Speaker 2: a peace agreement with the Iranians, he sent Jared Kushner
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  Speaker 2: and JD.
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  Speaker 1: Vans.
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  Speaker 2: Now, you don't send JD. Vans to soft piece. You
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  Speaker 2: can send Jadvans to the couch.
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  Speaker 1: You don't do that. That's not what you.
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  Speaker 2: You out of that just he can't be taking serious.
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  Speaker 2: And then at the very same time he was at
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  Speaker 2: a UFC fight. So you get, you get what you
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  Speaker 2: vote for. Give you today's tax, Davidisa, last minute the decks,
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  Speaker 2: We got your jazz, and give us five amazing, courageous
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  Speaker 2: and just playing weird taxes.
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  Speaker 1: That's by colonel income tax, colonial income.
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  Speaker 2: Like that.
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  Speaker 5: Number five would be a playmate party. What yeah, like
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  Speaker 5: the own of a nightclub. I guess had a promotions.
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  Speaker 5: There were promotions fir them. They decided to that a
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  Speaker 5: regular party wasn't good enough for his clients, so they
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  Speaker 5: brought it in a bunch of scantily clad bunnett.
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  Speaker 4: And they were able to you know that. They said,
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  Speaker 4: it's actually a valid expense.
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  Speaker 1: That's what they're arguing. I worked for number four of.
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  Speaker 5: The top five amazing, outrageous and just playing weird tax seductions,
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  Speaker 5: babysitting costs. If the mother of the child is leaving
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  Speaker 5: the house to do volunteer work, at least for a charity,
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  Speaker 5: even if you could say party, because that's charity.
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  Speaker 4: Too, that's charity.
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  Speaker 5: Number three of the top five, amazing, outrageous and just
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  Speaker 5: playing weird tax seductions.
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  Speaker 4: Body oil, yeah, only if your body Fielder.
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  Speaker 1: Ankles Achilles is dry.
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  Speaker 5: Number two of the top five, amazing, outrageous and just
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  Speaker 5: playing weird tax seductions.
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  Speaker 4: Cap food Yeah, I mean you know.
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  Speaker 5: Animals, business expense, you know the food and the number
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  Speaker 5: one of the top five. Amazing yet outrageous and just
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  Speaker 5: playing weird tax deductions of fake boobs.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, if you went through stripper port yeah, I mean, if.
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  Speaker 4: You're a stripper and you make your money that way,
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  Speaker 4: and that's how you get you to right all.
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  Speaker 3: Right, before you go, I got to say this because
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  Speaker 3: I'm listening to those These are for entertainment purposes only.
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  Speaker 3: Don't try to sue us if you put that on
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  Speaker 3: your tax and you get audited. And entertainment purposes only.
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  Speaker 2: Are aud the colonel, I'm leaving in the Wesley Snipes
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  Speaker 2: protective something to keep a breast.
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  Speaker 1: That's it. That's all we can do. Can't do the more,
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  Speaker 1: that's it. That's the deal.
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  Speaker 2: Huge we show for the day. Thank you for tuning
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  Speaker 2: in if you were going to be in Boston, Massachusetts.
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  Speaker 2: I'm going to be at the Super Theory along with
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  Speaker 2: Don Lemon, d L and d L on the at
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  Speaker 2: the Super there on the seventeenth and on the eighteenth
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  Speaker 2: they're gonna be Entysons Virginia, the d m B to
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  Speaker 2: be more specific, at the at the I don't remember
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  Speaker 2: where it's Capital one, So come check us out if
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  Speaker 2: you got to know you, I think the Capitol One
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  Speaker 2: is sold out, but their tickets available for Boston, so
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  Speaker 2: come check us out if you take a notion. James
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  Speaker 2: and Sanders, would you lunch today?
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  Speaker 5: Everybody's super excited. But the prices, woo, the prices. Get
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  Speaker 5: ready to spend about one thousand dollars or more, well
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  Speaker 5: really for sure and more if you want a good seat,
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  Speaker 5: just saying so sorry saving you well, which is exactly
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  Speaker 5: the price of a tak of gas here.
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  Speaker 3: I saw a Tesla and it had a bumper sticker
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  Speaker 3: on it just said I bought this Tesla before Elon
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  Speaker 3: went crazy.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, I thought that was yeah, yeah, yep, yep. I
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  Speaker 1: bet everybody what's they had a Tesla right now?
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