Latest / Reality TV Cringe / 168: Sister Wives Rewind - No Place Like Home (S4 E8)
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- 0:10Hello, and welcome to Reality TV Cringe. I am one of your hosts,
- 0:15Delia here with my Real Trade Homegirl and my daughter in law Beatrice.
- 0:19Hi everybody, We are here to have a sister wives discussion, oh my
- 0:24favorite. We are in season four, which is the season of the Could
- 0:28de Sac. It is the season apparently of my Sister Wives Closet the Genesis.
- 0:33There's a lot of stuff going on. Before we get into it,
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- 1:30want. So thank you in advance, Banko. So before we get into
- 1:34the episode, I do know that Mary was on a podcast with Rachel you
- 1:42could tell. I think that's her name. I forget them too. It
- 1:46was too boring. Yeah, and I saw like the juiciest tidbits in a
- 1:49preview and it was all just a bullshit that Mary has said before. She's
- 1:53talking about her worthy up. She's talking about Janelle being integrated into the family
- 2:00and whether she was shocked because Janelle have been married to her brother. But
- 2:05this is stuff that we already knew. Did you listen to it? No?
- 2:07You sent me the link today and I tried to listen to it,
- 2:09but it was so boring. I was already snoring like ten minutes into it,
- 2:14and I was reading the comments and everybody was complaining about how Mary's like
- 2:16still continuing to lie yep, like she's deflecting when she's talking about the catfish
- 2:22situation and not taking any blames. Still, Yes, I'm like, come
- 2:25on, how do you not take any blame for the catfish situation ten years
- 2:30later? It's wild? How are you fifty something years on the planet and
- 2:34you can't be yourself like even a little bit, Like you're still going to
- 2:37be fake. You're still going to be lying and trying to publicize for yourself.
- 2:40You are way more interesting if you didn't lie. Yeah, you would
- 2:44be way more entertaining. If you started telling the truth and dropping some secrets,
- 2:47everyone would like you so much more. I was reading on one of
- 2:52the subreddits today and people were complaining about how so many of us in the
- 2:58community constantly they talk about how the Browns are liars and they're lying, And
- 3:04basically the question was like what happened to Nuance? Like there's like different layers
- 3:08here, so they're not always just lying to us, and why do we
- 3:12always have to call them liars? I'm like, every single season, every
- 3:15single person has been lying. Mary above all else has been such a fucking
- 3:21liar. Yes, that's why nobody trusts you, Mary, That's why there's
- 3:24only four people going to Disneyland so that you can mentor them. Mary,
- 3:29if you have any integrity, there'd be one hundred people. You can be
- 3:31able to stand up on a stage and I would pay fucking money to hear
- 3:35you tell me the truth. But none of you can do that. And
- 3:37that's why we call them liars because they lie. Yes, it's been eighteen
- 3:42seasons of lying, and yeah it's entertaining sometimes, and yeah sometimes it's juicy
- 3:46because sometimes the real truth will kind of spill out through their lies and through
- 3:50their facial expressions. But yeah, they are lying. And if they're talking
- 3:53about Nuance, I guess you can make the argument that this is a family,
- 3:58and so they want to keep some things private because they're on TV and
- 4:00they don't want to talk about certain things, or maybe they you know,
- 4:03embellish some some things for television, like we see in this episode with Leon
- 4:09and the prank and everything like that was so stupid. But still there's still
- 4:14lying in twenty twenty four, I know Mary is like that, like probing
- 4:17for Cody, Like why would you need to represent him? Why would you
- 4:23even be minimally interested in making him look better or your life better in this
- 4:28polygamous, fucking family. Hello, you got the short end of the deal,
- 4:31my friend, Like, do you have any land? She had like
- 4:34one small fucking piece of the property, even though she contributed the most money.
- 4:39I think true, Like, and what did you get out of it?
- 4:42Nothing? Thing? Not even in the very first season, he's melting
- 4:46down your ring. But you are on television pretending you are so happy and
- 4:49everything's great, and you're going to Mexico and you're talking about IVF lies.
- 4:55It's all. That's why we say that, and that's why, like until
- 4:58she's writing the tell book, yeah, with actual truth in it. Yeah,
- 5:02until she's going on a podcast and actually divulging information and telling the truth.
- 5:08Like, I am not interested. I'm not gonna sit through fucking Rachel
- 5:11yuk Dill's bloodcast while you just spin, spin and spin again. Yeah,
- 5:15this is the same crap we've been hearing this whole entire time. Speaking of
- 5:18the book, we've got a couple comments on YouTube saying we need to review
- 5:23the current book that's out. Current book. Yeah, there's a book,
- 5:26I mean the old book that the yeah oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
- 5:28the only book that they have, I think, but we need to read
- 5:30that. I haven't read it. I haven't read it either, And I
- 5:33think we were talking about it a few months ago something maybe to do on
- 5:38Patreon. Yeah, just kind of go chapter by chapter and dismantle. That'd
- 5:43be great. The lies we should do that. I would actually like to.
- 5:46I'd like to read the book and see what they have to say,
- 5:47because not many years have passed since they wrote that book and everything has fallen
- 5:51apart. Yes, we should read it. Don't you have it? Did
- 5:55I order it? Because I feel like I told you it might be right
- 5:59over there, don't there's like a wall of books. I might have it
- 6:02somewhere. Yeah, we should. I'd be open to that, but that
- 6:05would probably be a Patreon thing. Yeah. Probably. All right, let's
- 6:10get into this episode, Season four, episode eight entitled no Place Like Home
- 6:15Okay Utah, Yeah, which was kind of a sad episode, especially for
- 6:19all of these kids. So we have the four like elder kids. We
- 6:24have Leon, we have Madison, we have Logan, and we have Hunter,
- 6:28all on spurring break and they're taking a road trip up to Utah.
- 6:31They're gonna be staying with family and stuff, and they're gonna visit their old
- 6:35friends and their old stomping grounds, and they're gonna go visit their childhood home.
- 6:41And it's pretty sweet. I felt really sad for them because I mean
- 6:46going back to like where you're from and where you spent your whole life.
- 6:48I mean that's devastating, yes, especially when your current life in Las Vegas
- 6:54is not what you want, which it sounds like the kids, especially the
- 6:58older kids, really don't like Lassgas. Oh yeah, they're all freaking depressed
- 7:01and you can see it on their faces, and even even Leon who's like
- 7:05trying to produce themselves on TV in this moment. It's kind of interesting how
- 7:10young they are and they're like so involved in polygamy and sister wives and all
- 7:15this stuff, but they're trying to put on a front like, yeah,
- 7:19no, we were sad and we moved to Vegas, but now it's fine.
- 7:24We've gotten used to it. It's like, no, you're not.
- 7:26It sucks still. And for as much as all four of those kids are
- 7:30talking about going back to Utah once they graduate, I don't think any of
- 7:34them actually did. I mean, didn't Hunter go to the Air Force Academy.
- 7:40I think Logan stayed in Vegas. I could be wrong. I know
- 7:42Leon I think ended up in Chicago, and then Maddie ended up getting groomed.
- 7:46Oh sorry, I'm not saying in South Carolina. I'm not saying she
- 7:50was groomed, but she ended up getting married and heading out to South Carolina,
- 7:56So that never happened for any of the kids. But you can really
- 8:00get this sense of how much they are not happy in Vegas and just want
- 8:03to return to something that feels better for them. Yet and it just knowing
- 8:09what we know now, it's just really shitty. Like I understand at the
- 8:13time they were scared of being investigated by the Utah, yes, and they
- 8:16were running from the law. Are they I don't know. I don't trust
- 8:20it, but like, it just sucks that you uprooted your kids in such
- 8:24a terrible traumatic way, scared them three days notice, scared them thinking that
- 8:30their dad was going to get arrested and that's why you had to go to
- 8:31Vegas, and then never going back to that single family unit. Like in
- 8:39the house, everybody has their own spaces. Cody can spread his time evenly
- 8:43or pretend like he's spreading his time evenly, and everybody was happy. So
- 8:48it's just it's sad for these older kids who were teenagers and they had to
- 8:52completely change everything. Yes, I mean I agree, I thought it was
- 8:56really melancholic. And I also thought it was very interesting when the adults were
- 9:01on the couch and Cody was talking about the house in Lehigh and he was
- 9:05saying that he was actually the happiest in his relationships in that house because he
- 9:09did have access to all of his kids and there was kind of room to
- 9:13grow. But I'm like, then, why didn't you stay? Well,
- 9:16the reason you didn't stay is because Robin has family in Las Vegas, yep.
- 9:20And I think it was Robin that wanted to move to Las Vegas,
- 9:24and so you created this storyline. You got everybody to Vegas, and then
- 9:28when Robin wanted to move to flag Staff because Dayton was going to go to
- 9:31college there, then we created this new storyline that you guys could all move
- 9:35to flag Staff. I think Robin is the impetus. She never had the
- 9:39desire to integrate into this family in the way that they were used to functioning,
- 9:43and that is what the kids are mourning, yep. And also,
- 9:48kids aren't stupid, No, especially these older kids. They're seeing what's happening
- 9:52to the culture of their entire family and how their father is just probably not
- 9:56coming around as much as he used to. And that's why they're sad too.
- 10:01It's not just because of geography, it's because the entire culture of the
- 10:03family, the vibe of the family, and the love in the family has
- 10:09shifted. Well, then you have Mary making excuses for Cody on the couch
- 10:13and being like, Yeah, it was lie easier for Cody when we all
- 10:16have one house because he could just pop on over, open a door and
- 10:20he'd be in another house and it'd be fine, and he could see everybody
- 10:24whenever he wanted to. But now he's stretched so thin and it's really stressful
- 10:28for him to have to travel between all of these houses. And it's like,
- 10:31Okay, Mary, you're making excuses because he's obviously not coming to your
- 10:35house. He's not coming to Christine's house. He's coming over to Janelle's because
- 10:39she's got the money. And then he's coming over to Robins because she got
- 10:43the bonany. So that's what he's doing. And if he wanted to,
- 10:46he would, he would go over to their houses and actually enjoy his time
- 10:50with all of them and understand that this is his responsibility as the polygamous patriarch.
- 10:56But he don't know. But Mary's just totally sucking his deep, totally
- 11:01kissing his ass, without sucking the days, without any physical affection whatsoever.
- 11:05But like when you think about him melting down the ring in the first season,
- 11:09that is such a violent declaration of anti marriage. Ye, Like,
- 11:13that's Cody saying, fuck you, this symbol of our union, I am
- 11:20destroying it and I'm gonna use it for something else that represents something totally different.
- 11:24Like it is a huge symbolic thing to say. And so for Mary
- 11:28to continue to pretend that everything's okay and to act like she's so concerned,
- 11:33why are we so concerned about fucking Cody? I'm sorry, you have to
- 11:37walk from Robin's house to Christine's house. You've got like a one mile fucking
- 11:41radius that you have to walk. Why are we so worri You know,
- 11:43work? What do you do? How do you contribute to these families and
- 11:46to these children? Every time we see the little ones Isabelle, not Isabelle,
- 11:50but Aspen's holding little ones. We've got Leon taking care of the babies.
- 11:52We've got the older kids doing the work for Cody. So I'm like,
- 11:56why are we so fucking concerned about I don't know, because the world
- 12:01revolves around him because he's the son, and Mary and Janelle and Christine and
- 12:05Robin are the planet orbiting, and obviously the other three wives are very far
- 12:11off. They're asteroids. Sidebar, What so you know? I get my
- 12:16sister wives Google alerts. Now you turn them back on? Well, they've
- 12:18been on. They're the only ones that I'll keep on. But I haven't
- 12:20really been looking at them very much. But what I have been seeing kind
- 12:24of a lot of is how worried Cody and Robin probably are that in particular,
- 12:33Christine and Janelle are no longer contributing to the funds, and like,
- 12:37how much of a desperate situation they are likely to be in. There are
- 12:43no plans currently to develop the property on Coyote Pass. They don't have the
- 12:46funding to do that with all of the women gone and no longer contributing financially,
- 12:52Like what the fuck are they doing? Yeah? Furthermore, I could
- 12:56have swore now I wouldn't be able to cite it or else I would right
- 13:00now, but I could have swore. I saw an article not too long
- 13:03ago with a picture of Mary and Janelle, and the implication was something legal
- 13:07like, is it possible that these two women might be taking some legal action
- 13:13against Cody. That is just I'm pulling that fucking shit right out of my
- 13:16ass. I don't know. This could have been a dream that I had
- 13:20because I want it so much. I can't see Janelle and Mary. I
- 13:22could see Janelle and Christine doing something like that. Janelle and Mary, I'm
- 13:26not sure, but I could have swore I saw something rumbling about that.
- 13:31So I'm just wondering what's happening in the Cody and Robin mcmahonsion universe and how
- 13:39scared they are. And there has also been a rumor that they want to
- 13:43renew their vows for season nineteen or season twenty, because you know, stop,
- 13:48yeah, Christine just had this big, beautiful, panoramic, gorgeous wedding,
- 13:56and so I was wondering at the time, and I'm sure you were
- 13:58too, like, what's Robin and thinking? After her weird fucking wedding with
- 14:01all those brown dresses, right, she's watching this and she's probably so jealous.
- 14:07And so then to hear that there might be a renewal ceremony, oh,
- 14:13oh my god, process that that would be so amazing, because for
- 14:18one, it's gonna be crge as fuck. Yeah, it's gonna be gaudy,
- 14:22and it's gonna be super corny because it's gonna be her and Cody confessing
- 14:24their love to each other and probably signifying something new, like it's a new
- 14:30beginning, like I'm the one that stayed and we had such a beautiful family
- 14:33together, something like that. That that would be amazing if that was in
- 14:37season nineteen, after everything that's happened. Not gonna be season nineteen, because
- 14:41that's already in the can. We said it was season nineteen, season nineteen,
- 14:43season twenty, Oh my god, that they're talking about it, like,
- 14:48yeah, I could see, I could see a world where they would
- 14:50think that people would want to see that. See. The difference is with
- 14:54Christine, we are so happy you got out Hunters. Yeah, you escaped
- 14:58the cult, you found You'll still the I got a man, found yourself
- 15:03a man. You are so happy and we love that for you. But
- 15:07like nobody's happy for you. Robin and Cody, Oh my god, not
- 15:11at all. And I would be but hurt if TLC paid for them to
- 15:18have some sort of an extravagant vowel renewal, because you know they're not going
- 15:22to pay for it. No, not at all, and like who would
- 15:24even go? Like, really would the kids good? Because I wouldn't if
- 15:30I found out Cody after everything, You're right, he's my dad, after
- 15:35all of this shit that's happened, is renewing his vows with this witch of
- 15:39a woman. I'd be like, fuck you, Dad, I go into
- 15:41your dumb way. Nobody would go. And I don't think they have any
- 15:46friends. Maybe it's bros. But I'm not sure who Nathan we saw in
- 15:52this episode. I'm like, oh Nathan, Yeah, anyway, I just
- 15:58wanted to go off in a tangent back. Well, we're back in Utah
- 16:02with the teens, and we kind of hear a little bit more from like
- 16:04Leon in particular with their plans to go to college in Utah, which we
- 16:10know never happens, and their plans to live polygamy, to be a doctor,
- 16:17and to be a sister wife, which is just hilarious to see the
- 16:22change because they're like fifteen or something in this seed or like fourteen or something
- 16:26like that. They're so young they don't know what's ahead of child. Yes,
- 16:33but I did. I did love seeing that, like a blast from
- 16:36the past, talking all about Mormonism and how they take their religion so seriously,
- 16:41and now they've deviated quite a lot from that. Well, and you
- 16:44can really see how Leon was the staunchest defender of the family of the religion
- 16:52and things really really changed. And I think that has to be chalked up
- 16:56to the parents and the example that demonstration that Leon and the rest of the
- 17:02kids saw with the parents, like everything was a lie, everything fell apart,
- 17:06and none of these kids are practicing Mormonism. Did you did somebody tell
- 17:10you that directly? Yeah, somebody had said that like Logan and them were
- 17:14not even part of the Mormon Church because they drink. I think Ethel told
- 17:18me that. Some people commented on YouTube saying that, so I don't think
- 17:19any of the kids are even a part of even Latter day Saints. That
- 17:25is directly connected to the parents, yep, and the life that they modeled
- 17:30to those children one thousand percent. And then meanwhile, the kids are in
- 17:36Utah, we bop on over to the adults and we have a little segment,
- 17:41Oh my God, about my sister wives closet wild. Okay, so
- 17:45the last we had heard about Robin and her God given her dream to design
- 17:51Jewelry was the Christmas episode. The last Christmas episode must have been season three
- 17:57when she presented the other Why with her handcraft, her hard craft as Sober
- 18:04Jewelry, and she mentioned at that point that she was designing. I don't
- 18:11think she mentioned My Sister Wives closet at that point, but she did in
- 18:14this episode. And all of a sudden, we're having a Brown family meeting,
- 18:18which is the same table we meet at in order to discuss becoming real
- 18:21estate agents yep, and also opening a fitness gym. And now we're having
- 18:26another meeting to discuss my Sister wives closet, and this time they have a
- 18:30jeweler with them, who's just like, why am I here? Because this
- 18:33is a dumb, dumb idea and crab catch books with it one page just
- 18:42with these like little doodle terrible, like it's it's an it's an S and
- 18:48W and a W. But it looks like tits. It looks like a
- 18:52ball set, it looks like ball sacks. I'm like, are you so
- 18:55Mormon that you don't understand that looks like Boobey's like what is that? Or
- 18:59like like hearts on hearts on hearts on heart I'm just like, the most
- 19:03basic, it's really bad. And then you see the actual models that they've
- 19:08created, and Cody's talked about how it's so much cheaper to start up this
- 19:14business than it is to start up Fundamental Fitness. Obviously aside, dig to
- 19:18Janelle and I'm looking at the quality of this jewelry that's been designed, and
- 19:22I'm like, that shit is not made out of silver or nothing. That
- 19:26shitty niggle. That's why it's so fucking cheap to start up, and that's
- 19:30why you're selling it for like ninety dollars for a shitty ass necklace that Janelle
- 19:37is totally criticizing during this little meeting. Yeah, some of the designs that
- 19:41Robin game up with herself, what did she call them? Trite? Yes,
- 19:45the heart one specifically, she said, was very trite. Yeah,
- 19:48it was so good. I loved it because it is It's very basic,
- 19:52and it's silly, and I mean Robin is being indulged by Cody, and
- 19:56Robin is in his ear, Robin is turning his neck again. She's the
- 20:02reason we've moved to Las Vegas, I do believe, and like, I
- 20:03think she's controlling this entire family and I think the women have known that,
- 20:08like it has been known, but it's starting to be really, really obvious.
- 20:14And there was a conversation. I don't know if it was on the
- 20:15couch opining about this or whether it was at the table itself, but Cody
- 20:19was talking about how Robin's business, the profit from this business, would be
- 20:25able to actually fund Janelle's business the gym, and Robin acted so excited about
- 20:30that. That's the beautiful part of this ole blood is all the profits that
- 20:34I make can be funneled into your business that I already know is not going
- 20:40to happen. Because while I am turning Cody's neck and while I am in
- 20:42his ear talking about all the shit that I want plus all of his time,
- 20:47I'm also telling him that this gym is not a good idea. The
- 20:49overhead is way too much. And by the way, do you really think
- 20:52Janelle's going to go to the gym? I can just hear it. Yeah,
- 20:56oh, I can just hear it. And I mean, look,
- 20:59the gym idea is dumb and mostly yeah, these are not business people be
- 21:03addressed. No, not at all. It would have been better if they
- 21:07all went into real estate. They had a practical career in something that could
- 21:11actually make them money. But no, they want to be entrepreneurs. They
- 21:15want to be business people, and so they create these dumb ideas. But
- 21:18then they go with Robin's idea out of all of them, and you can
- 21:22tell, like all the wives except for Mary, who is BFS with Robin
- 21:26at the time, everyone is like, this sucks. This is a dumb
- 21:30idea. This jewelry is ugly as fuck, Nobody's gonna buy it, and
- 21:33nobody does buy it, right news flash? Heads up. I mean I've
- 21:37seen an episode or two in the future where they're going to like farmers markets
- 21:41and stuff and trying to sell this shit. Oh no, and it's so
- 21:44expensive. And all these old ladies at farmer's markets. Yeah, who old
- 21:48ladies love jewelry. They love taggy jewelry. Okay, that's just what it
- 21:51is. But they go to this their their bins and they're like, ninety
- 21:55dollars for nickel alloy. What is this? Nobody he ad buys anything?
- 22:00Really? Oh? I love it? And I did hear rumblings that they're
- 22:04going to pitch some investors. Yes, they're looking for like multiple millions of
- 22:08dollars to invest in this crummy fucking business. They evaluate My Sister Wives closet
- 22:15at like ten million dollars. That's awesome because they're believing they can leverage,
- 22:19Yes, the audience that is tuning in for Sister Wives at this time,
- 22:22and it was a high was a high rated show at ELC. But they're
- 22:26believing they can leverage the audience into sales. The fact is that they had
- 22:30multiple many, thousands upon thousands of web hits each month. Nobody was buying.
- 22:36No, nobody was buying. Of course, not because it sucks because
- 22:40the designs are bad. Because Robin, you have no talent, none at
- 22:42all. And that's why you can see when Janelle criticizes her heart design,
- 22:48She's like, I like the sw that's cool. We can like hers testicles
- 22:52look great. She's like, I like the meeting behind that, but the
- 22:56hearts those are kiddish. Those are terrible. And you can see Robin's like,
- 23:00you know, she's crying to Cody about that that night. I can't
- 23:03believe Janelle is such a bitch to be Why would she criticize me by work.
- 23:07I really liked it. Oh god, do you know she's thinking that
- 23:11those designs are inspired by God. Yeah, like this came straight from inspiration
- 23:18from God. These are holy designs and yeah, gonna sell. And that
- 23:21is why we should pull the drag on my business first and then wait on
- 23:26all this other stuff that we're supposed to do. Yeah, yeah, which
- 23:27is what ends up happening. If Robin went into business with Garrick Maryfield in
- 23:33a jewelry designing business, maybe they could actually make somebody. God, Garrick's
- 23:38the worst two. What's up with these polygamus? I think they can design
- 23:42jewelry boobs? There's a lame. Then back to the kids in Utah.
- 23:49We have like a little prank that was kind of teased as like a very
- 23:55serious thing. But it's a prank that the other kids are playing on Leon,
- 23:59which is that they're gonna tell Leon that Hunter got arrested for having alcohol
- 24:04past curfew. And they tell Leon, and Leon freaks the fuck out,
- 24:08like, actually is dead serious? Are you kidding me? My brother stomps
- 24:15out of the room screaming, and all the teenagers are laughing, totally making
- 24:19fun of Leon. I did kind of feel bad for Leon a little bit
- 24:22because I feel like they get picked on a lot. Yeah, but also
- 24:26it's kind of easy to pick. Leon takes themselves very serious, yes,
- 24:33clear their religion very seriously, which the other kids don't. And Leon is
- 24:37also arrogant, and Leon thinks the world of Leon. Yes, And I'm
- 24:42going slowly because I'm a boomer and I want to get the pronouns right.
- 24:47So that's why I'm speaking very slowly, because you want to be respectful.
- 24:51But I don't have a lot of respect historically in the cannon for Leon,
- 24:56because I think Leon has conducted themselves like an a soul sometimes totally. And
- 25:02in this moment, I'm like, Leon, get over yourself. I'm like,
- 25:03chill the fuck out whatever, like god damn, Like my first instinct,
- 25:07if that's my brother, I'd be like, Okay, let me cover
- 25:10for you. We'll come up with something so you don't get into like exactly
- 25:12what I would be thinking. Same. So it's a curious response by I'm
- 25:17already thinking about lies to tell the parents to cover your ass, but Leon
- 25:22already freaking out, screaming. And then they tell Leon it was a prank
- 25:29and Leon laughs about it, and Leon's like, oh, you're in for
- 25:33it. I'm gonna prank y'all, which I doubt. And then they all
- 25:37go and have a picnic in forty five degree weather, right, and I
- 25:40don't like this sucks. And they just have like bags of food. It's
- 25:45like there's a head of lettuce in there. They're supposed to make sandwiches,
- 25:48but it's forty degrees in Utah and it's not a lot of fun, but
- 25:51they do it anyway. Yeah, and everyone's bitching about it, and Logan
- 25:55gets more pissed off because he's the oldest one there. He's like, I'm
- 25:57just shut the fuck up, essentially, man, Man the fuck up.
- 26:02Yeah, Man, the fuck up. It's quit your bitching. Yeah.
- 26:03And Leon's like, oh, oh my god, I can't believe you said
- 26:07the word. And then we get into this conversation with the kids about how
- 26:11Leon and not Leon, how Logan does have upper pensity among the kids to
- 26:17swear because he's an end boy. He's a bad boy, and he's gonna
- 26:19go to college. Yeah, and he's his own person. He can say
- 26:22fuck thinks. And then we go to the parents on the couch and they
- 26:26too talk about Logan, you know, testing the waters with swearing. I'm
- 26:32like, bitch, who should have caught me when I was sixteen and seventeen
- 26:37years old with my ass out, my pussy, all the shit I was
- 26:41doing, like logan, you are an angel, a saint, a total
- 26:45saint, a saint well. And I actually really respected Janelle for her position
- 26:49on this because she's obviously his mom and she's speaking out about it. She's
- 26:52like, I have noticed he's experimenting with some colorful language because he knows that
- 26:57it will shock me. But I'm just not going to react to it because
- 27:00I know he only ever swears when he's frustrated, and like, I know
- 27:03that that's just his outlet and I don't think it's a representation of his character.
- 27:07And I'm like, that's cool. Because then Christine is like, well,
- 27:12we shouldn't be letting our kids say f bombs and they're getting influenced by
- 27:17these Western schools and it's just it's not good. I know. She's so
- 27:21childlike. Oh I know, so child like in a lot of ways,
- 27:25very similar to Leon. Yeah, totally yeah. But I'm like, it's
- 27:27it's fine, but I know it's in Mormon culture like alcohol and cursy.
- 27:33Yeah, but like three minutes later, all of the adults are drinking.
- 27:36We have a wine rack at Christine's house. We've got a wine rack at
- 27:40Janelle's house. We've got Cody with all of his beer in his shopping cars.
- 27:42So shut the fuck up and let the boys say. Fuck, I
- 27:45know, not a big deal, chill acts. It's ridiculous. And then
- 27:51we have the kids, finally at the end visiting the Lehigh House and I
- 27:56think someone's sister is living in and a cousin ord Yah, I don't know,
- 28:02I don't remember, but they're taking care of the house and it looks
- 28:06totally different and it looks cleaner. People in the house. Yeah, So
- 28:11the kids visit and they're like, Wow, everything's changed, and they all
- 28:15get kind of emotional about it, and Madison actually starts crying. And it
- 28:18felt really bad because she was the one that hated it the most. She
- 28:22was very outspoken, her and Hunter when they initially moved to Vegas. And
- 28:26it may be sad, maybe think about when I was visiting my nanny and
- 28:30Poppy's house before they lost it. They foreclosed on their house and they had
- 28:33lived there for thirty years and we were cleaning everything out, and the last
- 28:37time we visited there, I totally cried because I'm like, man, we're
- 28:40not gonna have it anymore. It's not the same. I'm sorry, beatriv
- 28:44Oh it's okay. Well. Also, like, didn't you change schools a
- 28:47lot growing up too? Moved? Everything have been moved, especially the older
- 28:52kids have been moved around. I think initially primarily that was in Utah or
- 28:56maybe Wyoming to Utah, but like, these kids have been moved around by
- 29:00these parents, and so that's also why they're crying again because the culture of
- 29:04the family has shifted and changed and nothing is certain. No, they have
- 29:07like no solid ground to stand upon. They cannot depend on their parents.
- 29:11Their parents are stupid. They're dumb, they're dumb with money, they're done
- 29:15with life choices, and they think they're doing the right thing for the family,
- 29:19but it's not the right thing for the children, especially the individual children.
- 29:23They're not thinking about these older kids, and so that too is why
- 29:26they're crying. And I do feel bad for that. Yeah, I feel
- 29:29bad for them a lot. And then we have Cody talking on the couch.
- 29:33This is where he's saying like, yeah, I felt the best in
- 29:37my polygamist faith and living my polygamist lifestyle in that house because it was the
- 29:41easiest, and I could see everybody when I wanted to. And then he
- 29:45says, I hope we can have like one house or all the houses close
- 29:49together, so that way I can visit everybody when when I want to.
- 29:53And I'm like, that's very clear foreshadowing there. Yes, yeah, the
- 29:57schedule, the calen yep, and how many days he's going to end up
- 30:02spending at these different houses. So already in the season four, which again
- 30:07I think is just two years since the beginning of the show, already he's
- 30:11spending more time with Robin and less time with these other wives. It's already
- 30:17happening. It's so messed up, and we know once he gets in the
- 30:18cul de Sac, we're going to see him lying about how he divides his
- 30:22time equally. But we know now that he wasn't doing that at all,
- 30:26and he was always at Robin's house. So it's like, dude, you
- 30:29have all your family and proximity and you still don't choose to see them,
- 30:33and then you wonder why all your kids hate you? Right, And that
- 30:36is why I read it. We say they are liars. Yeah, at
- 30:38their core, they've been lying this entire time. Have they lied about every
- 30:41single thing, of course not but the primary important things that they have put
- 30:47forward in the show they have been lying about. Yep. And they're not
- 30:51even in the religion and in the faith anymore. I don't think, no,
- 30:53not now, none of them. I think Janelle maybe, but I
- 30:56don't think she's like as strict as she use to be. But it's drinking,
- 31:00so you yeah, so, And I can see Janelle saying some curse
- 31:03words, oh for sure. And I think she did say she did season
- 31:07eighteen, Yes, these last couple of episodes. Yeah, seasons she's been
- 31:11swearing too. So yeah, everything changes. Seasons change, as XPOS told
- 31:15us, and we were watching it change real time. It's pretty crazy watching
- 31:19these earlier seasons. But I do love it because it's just interesting to see
- 31:23all of the signs that we were all blind to back in twenty twelve when
- 31:27we were like, oh, this is a cool family. It's just an
- 31:30unconventional family. But love is love. It's supposed to be multiplied, not
- 31:34divided. Well, as it turns out, it don't work like that.
- 31:37No, it don't. Well. Do you have any other thoughts about this
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