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Hangover disasters · Talking Shed

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oh, torrential rain. Somehow the electronics are
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breaking. That's what buzzes me out
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sometimes, eh? Surely that stuff isn't
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waterproof and in 2004 definitely wasn't far.
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That's aura farming a low key bro joking.
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They were like you can't go out, it's too wet.
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Like no one can perform this. And he's just like, we're going
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out and you know what? That's what justifies Prince's
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Super Bowl half time. Show is the greatest.
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Is it raining right? Let's sing down.
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And he just went out there and shred.
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I've I've grown into this kind of, this was all kind of seen as
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corny, kind of. Yeah.
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Sing along songs, I actually write them now.
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I listen like Paramore and shit. It's fucking good music.
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Honestly, can you name another song that they sing?
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No, I can't. They don't need another one.
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But I respect it, bro, because this is live, bro.
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I respect it. Yeah bro.
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That's the that's the song of the week, the live performance.
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Rate it, though. Yeah, I rate it.
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What a way to come into the concert.
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Yeah, I know bro. Yo, welcome back to the Talking
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Shit podcast to my left. The Burgessar from the Valley
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charge down Kings again, cheaper than your master shoe.
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That's it then. Sip taker.
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Go to your side Vicente. It's my right bro.
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Much too much. Host from the coast, but sharper
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than your auntie Cider champagne puppy Junior 6 yo.
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Welcome back to the Talking Shit podcast.
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You're here with Josiah Machu bringing you the latest on
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sports, pop culture. Welcome and last big questions.
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We're finally soap it up. Oh God.
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It was a hectic weekend last week and honestly took me almost
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seven days to recovery and I'm still feeling it.
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Very hard. This whole week I've just been
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like slowly trying to become my normal self.
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Oh. Man, we, we will get into that
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very shortly. We'll kick off this podcast
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though very quickly. My general update, not really a
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general update actually. I want to play a game and I'm
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going to get Machu to choose his top thirty.
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Well, I'm going to give him a list of 30 rugby players, the
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best of the best rugby players, not rugby league, rugby, rugby.
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So we're going to quickly jam that game.
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We'll obviously get into much his birthday as well and give
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you an update. We also sent out a question, a
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poll on our social media in regards to the best night of
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their lives or the worst hangover people have ever had.
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And we had a few good stories since then too.
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Yeah, yeah, for sure. OK.
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Yo, let's go all. Right, so here we go, Rugby
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player list. OK, so I've got a list of 30.
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Like I said, you've got to just choose between the player.
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I'll say, for example, Dan Carter, Richie McCall.
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Dan Carter. Let's see Richie, bro.
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Yo, Richie's not beating anybody.
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IYKYK if you don't know Machu. Really, KYKYKIYKYK?
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Damn I didn't even know people used that.
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Leaders like that. Abbreviations.
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Machu hates Richie McCall, bro. He's a good player.
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I respect him. But bro, you weren't that good.
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Yeah. So Dan Carter, Richie McCall.
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Yeah, Dan Carter. Dan Carter.
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Jonah Lomu. Dan Carter.
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Dang, OK, easy. Yeah, I'm easy with that.
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But you know what? Old school heads bro.
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You shouldn't have started. I don't think anyone's going to
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be Dan. Carter GI.
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Think you'd be surprised. OK, I don't know.
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I don't know, actually. That's a good point, though.
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Dan Carter, Sonny Bull Williams, Dan Carter, Dan Carter, Manonu.
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Dan Carter, Manonu's up there, but Bro Ma Manonu's a close top.
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He's top five for sure for me. So he's not.
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He's I'm going, Dan Carter. Dan Carter, Bowden Barrett.
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He's top five for me probably as well, but no Dan Carter.
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Dan Carter, Conrad Smith, Dan Carter, Dan Carter, Artie
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Sevier, Dan Carter, Dan Carter, Karen Reed, Dan Carter, Dan
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Carter, David Campisi. On God, I don't even know who
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that is. Dan Carter, Who's king Peasy?
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David Campisi, Which one's he? Australia.
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Oh he looks trash. I don't know.
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All right. Dan Carter, Matt Ghetto.
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Matt Ghetto. Yeah, Nah.
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Dan Carter. Dan Carter.
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Quaid Cooper. I do rate Quaid, but Nah Dan
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Carter. Dan Carter.
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Brian Habana. Oh, rugby, oh, eights, jammy
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over 08, you know, run around. Nah bro, honestly, no one's
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going to be Dan Carter for me. Habana's, Nah.
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Habana's not even that good to be honest.
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Like he's mean, but I wouldn't have him top five wingers all
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time. Fair, would you?
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I'll have to think on that ponder.
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I'd have that. New What's his name?
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The Higgeas? South African winger Chiselin.
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Is it Chiselin? Yeah, Chiselin Colby.
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Oh, Colby. Yeah, yeah, I rate him more than
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Havana. OK, so Dan Carter, Johnny
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Wilkinson, Dan Carter, Dan Carter, Owen Farrell, Dan
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Carter, Dan Carter, Martin Johnson.
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Who the hell is Marley Johnson? He AIDS didn't even play, did
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he? He did.
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Who fought England? No one here.
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He was the captain, yeah, when they won it.
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See. Nah he was trash.
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OK, Dan Carter, Anton De Paul. No Dan Carter.
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OK, fair enough. Dan Carter.
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Sam Whitelock. Respects he's the most kept a
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all black Sam Whitelock. I actually don't know I.
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Think he is? But there's no in there.
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Dan Carter, Izzy Falao. Dan Carter.
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Dan Carter, George Reagan. Dan Carter, Dan Carter, John
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Eels. John Eels.
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You don't know me. No waiver.
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Who's that? This one, he was their lock back
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in the day. Aussie look, Gee.
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I'm pretty sure he was their lock.
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Yeah, he won a he won a World Cup, too.
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Dan Carter, Sterling Mortlock. He he was good, but Dan Carter,
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by far, God. Dan Dan, Dan Carter, Michael
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Hooper. Not Dan Carter.
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Dan Carter, Stephen Larkin, OH. 1st 5 Not Dan Carter.
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Dan Carter Siakalisi. I don't even know who that is.
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Who's that? The captain of South Africa at
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the moment. Oh no, he's overrated.
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OK, true. OK.
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Yeah, Dan Carter even it's a Beth.
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I don't even know how to. Say it last time.
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No that. Is he's their lock as well?
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He's that freakish, like scary cunt.
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Oh, that big ass dude, he's a Dan Carter for sure.
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OK. Dan Carter, Sebastian Chabel.
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You know him? K Fan.
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Oh yeah. Yeah.
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Nah, Nah, Nah. OK.
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Even though he did, he did get us.
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He did, bro. Yeah.
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Dan Carter, Terry Dicitois. Nah, Dan Carter.
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Are you? Yeah, OK.
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Bro, Dan Carter's my go here. No one's been in Dan.
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Carter OK Dan Carter Tunnel manga.
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No Dan Carter. Dan Carter.
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Karla Spencer. I like Karla Spencer more, but
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Dan Carter's better. Nah, I don't even like him more
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to be honest. Nah, Dan Carter.
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Dan Carter's on top, baby. Oh, he's the he's my go bro.
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He is actually go to Damn, I shouldn't have started with
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that. You shouldn't have.
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No, actually, you know what I write that because every time
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someone switches at some point and you stuck to your gun from
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day Yeah, from day dot there. No, yeah, that was my go, bro.
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I write that the closest was Nonu if you were to go like your
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top out of that list. Yeah, your top three or five.
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Who would you go? Dan Carter, Martin Nonu and I'd
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go Anton DuPont. And on OK.
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Anton, I feel like Antoine is. I.
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Don't even know if that's how I'm saying his name Right.
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But he he's really bro. He that France team is, is
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they're good, they're good. But without him, then he's the
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9A, he's the nine. Yeah, yeah, without him.
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Honestly, bro, they they're not they're not doing anything.
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I'm sorry. Yeah.
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And they've got bro. They've got arguably the best
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fall back in the game at the moment.
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Don't know how to say his name, but his kicking game is insane.
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He breaks the line often. They've got arguably the best 2
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wingers in the comp at the moment.
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And so that's where I kind of like, OK, they're good.
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But the problem is they're, they're outside factors and you
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know, they're, they're not in the middle of always.
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See my problem is they're not handsome G like Dan Carter.
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Yeah, he is handsome, that jockey.
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Handsome bro, I remember when you drive into the Auckland CBD
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and you'll see Dan Carter on the jockey air and I'll be like,
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bro, he's the man. He is like he's a good fellow
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too. Yeah, and he's like humble.
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He seems like he has beers like one of the boys, like he's.
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I feel like he would be unreal on the piss.
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He would be bro, he'd be the. Man, he should have been at the
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piss last week. Yeah, bro, because that was a
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hectic weekend. But honestly, for my top three,
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I'll go from that list. Dan Carter, Malnonu and Quaid
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for me. See, I don't like Quaid.
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A bro that year he had with the Reds.
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I was just like, I reckon that was one of the peaks, peaks of
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peaks, say for me, like he was just dominating.
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No, I, I, I completely understand that.
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For me, though, it's more like consistency.
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Yeah, yeah. And to be fair, though, like he
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was in and out of the team a lot, so maybe he didn't have
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that opportunity. Yeah.
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But I just feel like, yeah, when I think of the greatest players
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of all time, you're the greatest because you're so consistent.
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Like arguably outside of that, respectfully, Tunnel Manga's up
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there for me. Adi Severe's up there for me and
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I'd say, bro, they're almost all All Blacks, bro.
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I used to love Stephen Larkin when I when I was Larkin was
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grew up, yeah. But thank God, Dominic.
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Ghetto too. Yeah.
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That weird. And he did.
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Andrew Mertens. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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So yeah, I don't know. Anyway, do you know up that bro?
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Yeah bro. So last week.
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So you're gonna go to Warriors? Am I on the puss?
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No on the puss. Bro so last week had my 31st
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birthday. Crazy that I'm 31, but we put it
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out to the listeners to some of our friends and we said what
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would be your like favorite day of all time?
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And because I reckon that was like one of the ideal on the pus
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moments for me. It's like you start workout in
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the morning so you get a sweater and get something done to make
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you feel like you deserve the beers.
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And then after that day drinking.
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I don't reckon there's anything better than day drinking in the
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sun, bro. Playing like some some good
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vibes music just like some maybe half sing along had the Barbie
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going straight into the warriors bro.
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We absolutely pumped the nights all the boys were up have a few
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more beers. Then we went to the brewery,
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went to the brewery, more people turned up like started
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absolutely getting really bad there and then at the after that
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ended up going out again to the next place and it just turned
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into like a humongous night. Some we ended up leaving at like
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I think I actually we got home at like two or three or
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something in the morning. What time did you guys end up?
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Getting back, I got back at like 1-1.
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Yeah, I was, I was cooked after the precinct day.
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Yeah. So we went to precinct after our
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Barbie here at the house at the flat.
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And it's probably spent what, four or five hours here, right.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Quite a long, yeah, quite a while.
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And I felt good, bro, that whole time.
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Yeah. And as soon as we stepped into
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local, yeah, Gee, I don't know what happened.
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They might hold them in a change, but I was like, this is
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not good. And I just remember that
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honestly, bro, all I remember was just like sitting up against
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the wall, bro, and like almost sleeping.
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Yeah, that's, you know, you're bad, bro.
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Yeah. And I didn't even have to make
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the call. Hannah made the call in Shania.
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And they're like, yeah, let's go home.
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Yeah. And I was like, yeah, let's go.
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And then I was like, I was like, oh, I'm coming as well.
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And we was like, yo, I'm going. They're like, bro, if you leave,
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I'm gonna give you a uppercut. I was like, so guys, I gotta
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stay. Yeah, for sure do yeah twist my
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arm. All right, I'm staying, bro.
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But then, yeah, we, we, we came after that, obviously.
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And I've had some bad hangovers in the in the past, but both me
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and you were pretty dusty the next day, eh?
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But I, I. Honestly, it was the worst I've
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ever felt. Yeah.
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In my life. Yeah.
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And I've had some pretty good ones, too.
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Like, you know, you think of all the ones we've had in the past
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in terms of like that barbecues or, yeah, mad Mondays or silly
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Sundays or something like that, bro.
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And that straight up was number 1.
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Was #1 number one, bro. Yeah, when I when I see you just
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in the room, I was like, oh, he must be oh bro, but you're not
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doing stuff on that day. But I had to.
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Yeah, I had to because I was just like, there's no way I'm
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gonna stay in my bed all of this Sunday and just feel sorry for
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myself. Shout out to my missile though,
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'cause she looked after me, but honestly, she babied me hard in
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the morning, bro. She was like, and I'll go get
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you some powers and extra lights.
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I was like, yeah, I really need it.
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And she like, yeah, she got me like, like food and stuff to eat
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and stuff and that they helped me out.
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Do you reckon you could have played a game of League?
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Hell no bro, Hell no. That's the one.
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I've one thing I've done before is where we went out and we
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stayed out till like 4:00 AM or something.
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I remember I was like bro, I got to go home.
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So I ubered home early in the morning, like 6 or 7 in the
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morning before I got on the Uber bro, I vomited and then so I was
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like I was feeling like hell, went home, had a quick sleep,
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then had to get ready to go to the game.
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But I went to the game. I remember because it was like 3
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of us from the team that went out on the Friday night and we
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were just like looking at each other and in the changing rooms.
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Like bro, I'm so sober I hungover like I'm going to vomit
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and I'm going to shit myself like all in one bro.
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And then I remember like after the first half I was like
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literally trying to think like bro, how can I can I sub myself
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or because I was just so tired. Bro.
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I've had the worst game of my life as well.
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Like I remember first play I got it, it was last and we had to
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kick it, kicked it out on the full and I was like far bro.
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We got in and. You're.
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Playing half this game, I was playing half, yeah.
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And the coach came and we came back in the at lunch at half
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time bro. And the coach falls.
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He just was like who the fuck do you think you are?
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Like bro? And it was like it was accident
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like reaming outside you guys are playing like you think
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you're cup players like bro just absolutely reaming I say.
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And I was just like thinking he was like yelling at us and I was
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thinking bro honestly I don't care.
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I feel so sick bro. I do not care.
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But I end up getting through that.
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I was like never drinking again like before a game because I've
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done it before when I was younger and I was all good but
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like bro Nah when I'm older I I could not do it now no way.
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It's way. I don't know what it is eh, but
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I've been on a few big night outs recently, like with the
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weddings and stuff like that right?
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Next day I felt all good but this one.
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Mixing drinks, that's what gets you.
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Bro, I don't know what it was. Cole, if you're listening to
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Bro, you're you are the devil. Very straight up.
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I don't know what he goes. Do you want that gin and so?
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Oh yeah, I know bro, you got to watch him.
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Oh, always pour out too much. Oh, 100%.
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But it was a good night overall, man.
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Yeah. Like, I think I got Petty
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Kerrigan assigned with the Warriors, though.
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Yeah, I. Cracked up, I was buying a drink
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and I looked back and everyone go because Petty Kerrigan walked
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on the precinct and then just so I goes.
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Petty come song with the words. And I just started cracking.
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Up, you know. Becky laughing, he goes the
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money, here's the money. So Warriors, hey, we're losing
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Mitch Barney. Let's trade for him.
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Yeah, rather than that for sure, for sure.
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But that that takes us to what we sent to the listeners.
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Some of the guys people sent in. But I have one that's pretty
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crack up. He goes boys, I've got AI got a
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rogue down for you. Stayed up all night, didn't
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sleep at all and still had to go to work on Sunday morning
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driving up to South Auckland. Next thing I remember waking up
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on the side of the road in Auckland with a pie and cake
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from Hobsonville Bakery. So he's detoured to Hobsonville.
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If you know, that's like an hour detour and he's ended up back in
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Auckland. So he's taking the Western
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motorway for some reason and then he and so and anyway, I
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carried on to sight, somehow got through the whole day.
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As I'm as I'm packing up to leave, the entire temporary
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fence around the site gets smashed by the wind and
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collapses. So that's hundreds of meters of
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temporary fence and he's the whole temporary fence has fallen
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over and he's had to pick up the whole thing apparently.
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So ended up picking up all the all the fencing with 0 sleep,
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finally get home open up my work to check it and I've absolutely
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butchered everything. Levels are wrong, numbers make
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no sense, and I've written random words everywhere.
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At one point I typed trader where the level was supposed to
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be the word trader. So he was so cooked and eyebrow.
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I was here for this dude's 1 and I remember we got home at from
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town at like 2 or 3 and I was like bro I'm going to bed and
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these dudes stayed up and then he came in at 7:00 in the
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morning or something we need to go to work.
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And I was like, you're going to work.
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What the hell? How much sleep did you get?
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He's like, bro, I haven't been to sleep.
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That's so bad. Honestly, that's not the same.
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Like, bro, do not do that. That's so bad.
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Like he went and he went to the thing.
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Bro fell asleep, luckily not driving like so bad.
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And then he ended up coming back and we were all drinking and he
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started drinking again. I was like, Oh my God, you're an
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animal, bro. I could not.
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Ever do that bro? That's that's one thing both
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people like can stay up for so long, but I'm not built.
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I needed sleep. G.
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Do you remember back in the day? Bro said this is this is a
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little off topic in terms of not being on the piss and staying up
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all night and then just go to work but like I could happily
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stay up in game all night. And feel.
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Over the next day and not have to sleep that much.
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No, now I if I don't sleep, I'm the most crankiest person ever.
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Oh true. Yeah, so I like.
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Honestly I don't understand how these people can just do that eh
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bro? Actually, I know how.
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Yeah, we know how. Yeah, we know how.
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Yeah. We also had this one.
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Sent in from one of our other followers.
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I woke up 1 morning in the bed of a Pocahontas look alike with
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handcuffs on my wrist, scratches all over my body and no memory.
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Since then I haven't had a single drink of my life.
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Drink water brothers. Oh bro.
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That. Is a scare.
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Bro just not remembering I wake up, where am I?
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Oh. This is good looking though.
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She's a she's an American Indian.
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Yeah, American I1. Yeah, she's not bad.
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That's not that's you could get a bigger fright.
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Yeah, wake up next to a offensive lineman or something.
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Honestly, what would be Diddy? You wake up next to Diddy bro.
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I bet you that was scarier. Scarier bro.
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Wait, what would be? Your your worst night be waking
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up to whatever. Diddy bro.
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Waking up to Diddy. Would be pretty bad or just like
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honestly just not knowing where you are that's the crazy.
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Yeah, if you woke up. And even in like a bed, you
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don't know where you are. Like, bro, what the hell do you
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know? What is Loki?
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Not even to do anything to the drinking, but like, if your
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family and stuff, you'll drink, you're sleep, you're in the
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lounge and you fall asleep and you wake up in the midnight and
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they've left you on the couch and it's and you're like, where
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am I? Yeah.
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Bro what the hell? Did they wake me up?
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Yeah. Yeah, bro.
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Yeah, I've had. I've had some of those nights.
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I know this is There's another one from one of our listeners, a
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voice memo hardest. Hangover I've ever had was quite
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recent actually. Had this pensioners birthday
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party, had a bit of a barbecue on a real sloppy rig on them
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too. Ended up booking the precinct
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and not going to lie that was booked for five PMI.
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Don't remember anything from 5:30 PM onwards.
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Sunday year. That wasn't a good day.
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Lick of the Wrecker. That sounds like.
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A mud hangover? So you sound soft mate.
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How about harden up? How about that one?
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I also had another. One sent in Easter Monday pub
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golf. Everyone else had Tuesday off
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except me. Turned up to work, Still cut the
20:15
next, still cut the next day. Work has a Wellness room that's
20:19
lockable with a bed in there most of the morning, then had to
20:22
try and get all my mahi done in the afternoon.
20:24
That sounds like hell the way. Oh yeah.
20:27
Like oh bro. You might as well just.
20:30
You know what he's. Smart though, he Loki just
20:32
clocked in just to get the hours.
20:34
Yeah. And had that sleep in the
20:36
Wellness room for hours and then obviously.
20:38
Yeah, but that sounds like hellbro.
20:39
Just imagine knowing, OK, I've got to get up and then get
20:42
something. He does.
20:42
I've done that before actually. The Wellness, yeah, we had one
20:45
of my at my first job and like it was for, I don't know what it
20:49
was. It had to be for hangovers.
20:51
I don't know. And I was so hungover one time
20:53
and then I was like, bro, where's that beard when?
20:56
And just like, locked myself in there.
20:57
I was only game for like 30 minutes though.
21:00
Yeah, I just like, closed my eyes.
21:01
But I couldn't even really sleep 'cause I was so freaked out.
21:03
But yeah, the the Wellness room low key hack.
21:06
Yeah, true. Or even.
21:07
Just sit on the. Toilet bar and just like think
21:09
about your life decision. I had this other one sent in.
21:12
We used to go out to Max's Brew Bar in Takapuna 14, one of the
21:17
goats. Yeah, every Thursday, 14 nights
21:19
in a row and would rock up to school the next day.
21:23
All good, Bo. That's.
21:26
Crazy going to school way after going.
21:28
Out and when I mean 14 nights. In a row, I mean like 14 weeks
21:31
in a row, because obviously, yeah, yeah, every Thursday.
21:33
Every Thursday, yeah bro, 14 weeks in a row.
21:36
School was pretty. Yeah.
21:37
They all turned 18 at that time, obviously, and then, yeah, would
21:40
rock up to school the next day. Guys, they all know, but OK.
21:45
We got another one from Anonymous.
21:49
It's about. The same name.
21:52
What do we got from? There by fucking walk out of
21:55
this hotel room, just so fucking just feeling yacht bar like
21:59
whoa, what a fucking dumb sort of moves piece of shit.
22:03
That was like, I've just been like $1000 on maybe the worst
22:07
experience of my entire life there.
22:09
And then we catch up with our other mate that's there.
22:12
He's gonna get some breaking for whatever reason.
22:15
Maybe it's brunch, but I can't really recognize the time.
22:17
But the point is don't have any sleep and fucking not drinking.
22:20
I'm trying to get sober now we go to this fucking Colombian
22:23
restaurant and eat like fucking meat and sausages bar for
22:27
fucking breakfast show again. Dumb I could not think of.
22:32
Anything worse than Colombian food after me fucking like.
22:35
Vegas like waiting, like we're going to catch a flight and then
22:38
like it awkward midday time. What's not awkward is actually
22:41
reasonable. But now it's awkward because of
22:42
fucking how I put myself and I'm fucking walking around with my
22:45
fucking guts about to fall out trying to hold on.
22:49
We fucking agree like human mate.
22:51
We convince other mate that we're so hungover we need like
22:54
an IV drip. Barn spent a fucking five week
22:58
trip, 750 US. So now this whole excursions
23:01
cost us like close to 2 grand and fucking go get this IV drip
23:07
drive out to the fucking middle of I don't know fuck nose in Las
23:10
Vegas. Get this advocate that does
23:12
nothing for us. Literally walk in and go.
23:15
That was another fucking huge waste of money.
23:17
I still feel like shit, still feel terrible.
23:19
Go to catch of the airport and then think in my head like
23:22
finally where I catch as far I can get some fucking sleep as we
23:24
head to Hawaii bro. Ivy trips I've heard because
23:27
they have them in. Bali and stuff.
23:29
My brothers told me to do them and like rehydrate yourself, so
23:31
I thought they would work, but he obviously he's saying that
23:33
they're pretty trashed. Yeah, I don't know.
23:35
Yeah, but. This is and this is the last one
23:37
here then Brad. Of your fucking bad luck we
23:43
fucking end up sitting next to in the middle row.
23:48
The biggest cunt on the flight there.
23:51
I'm talking he must have been like 160 bar.
23:54
Easy fucking. Huge.
23:56
Cunt, huge cunt and fuck it's obviously I've never got like
24:02
half my leg room because he's in the fucking middle seat.
24:06
Go into a. Conversation about consider that
24:09
heavy like where they should actually be takes the middle
24:12
aisle. Couldn't believe a hammer at a
24:15
pure bed luck behind me the tallest cunt in the plane.
24:19
I'm talking like 610 bar, huge huge Hawaiian can't bar.
24:26
I'm sitting in the. Squash seat with my legs bend my
24:29
seat completely upright. I've tried to pull it back and
24:31
the dudes taped and sort of be like bro I'm so sorry but my
24:34
legs already pressing your seat you can't push you're squashing
24:36
me in. What the fuck?
24:39
I have to sit upright on a fucking like 7 hour flight to
24:42
Hawaii State. That I've.
24:44
Been in the entire time land in Hawaii and just think in my head
24:49
like what ruined my. Holiday but.
24:52
That's the worst. Thing about hangovers is like,
24:54
OK, so imagine sitting in that. So you've just spent $1000 on
24:57
the night owl, no sleep, and you have to, you're like, OK, we
25:01
need to try and do something to try and revive a IV drop.
25:04
That sounds like a a therapeutic medical miracle we can just do
25:09
to like cure ourselves. Go spend another 1500 on that.
25:12
So now you're down in the financially like 2 1/2 grand or
25:16
something from the night out. USD at the time.
25:18
Man, you said 7. 50 USD, so that's 15. 100 yeah, yeah.
25:22
And it's so, bro. And now you feel like no better,
25:25
way more money spent. And then all you want to do now
25:28
is just sleep like OK, you're on holiday as well.
25:31
So you're like bro, I'm wasting more of my time I've spent to
25:36
like, have a good time. Have a good time.
25:37
Like I've saved up for the I've saved my annual leave whatever,
25:40
and then now you're on the flight by 7 hours, dead straight
25:43
bog 90° angle by perpendicular and you got the tall as divine.
25:48
You said you can't come back. Big ass dude squishing you
25:51
probably stinks like bro that's crazy and and you've got
25:56
Colombian food sitting in your stomach, but that's.
25:59
The thing that I think about sometimes they and I just
26:01
honestly, when I think about that whole situation that he put
26:03
himself in, I bet you he wouldn't have complained as much
26:06
if he wasn't as hungover or drunk or feeling crap.
26:09
Exactly. It would have been OK.
26:11
All good even if he. Just called it at like 1:00 AM
26:13
or 12 AM 12 AM he. Would have fell asleep and
26:15
that's what that's the. Moment.
26:16
That's what you start thinking of when you're hungover as
26:19
you're like bro. There was a moment.
26:21
I could have called it still had a mean night and being all good
26:26
today. Like bro if he went home, didn't
26:28
spend that $1000 at 12 then he would have been OK, save money
26:33
there, wouldn't feel as bad, had to sleep, woken up, had enjoyed
26:36
the Colombian food, probably wouldn't have even been the
26:38
problem and then wouldn't need the IV drip.
26:41
But. The.
26:42
The plane ride still would have been trashed to be honest, but
26:44
he would have got through it. But it would have been bad.
26:46
But he probably just watched the movie and been, I don't know
26:48
whatever, but it just makes you like realized like bro, my one
26:53
decision has absolutely destroyed me.
26:56
There was a time I I. Did something like that.
26:57
I think I was over in Bali or something.
26:59
I can't remember actually where I was, but I just remember
27:02
feeling like we went out on a piss.
27:05
Yeah, or something. I think it might have been
27:07
sometime after we didn't. And I just remember, oh bro, why
27:10
did we do that? Because now I can't even do
27:11
anything today or today, you know, in that situation.
27:14
I'm just like, why did I do that?
27:16
That's why. Going back on your birthday last
27:18
weekend, unreal night. Good to catch up with so many of
27:21
the brothers and stuff like that.
27:22
The one thing I regretted though, was getting up the next
27:24
day and just feeling like, bro, I got this massive headache.
27:27
Yeah. And I was thinking in my head
27:28
and I said to her and I was like, should I go to the sauna?
27:31
Because normally that's what I'll do in the past.
27:33
Yeah. And I So she goes, no, I don't
27:35
think that's good for you. And I was like, Are you sure?
27:36
I've always done it and I always felt better after.
27:38
Yeah. And so we did a little bit of
27:40
research and I found out that saunas obviously would just dry
27:43
your body out more, which I just didn't think about.
27:46
And the whole point is if you want to get sober, it's up to
27:49
your liver. There's literally nothing you
27:51
can actually do. Right.
27:52
So you can drink the electrolytes.
27:54
You can do everything you, you, you think you could do to help
27:57
you sober up cooker. Yeah, but it's up to your liver.
28:00
So I just realized what I learned from last week was my
28:03
liver is getting older and it's getting slower.
28:05
Whereas in the past, bro, it was just boom, boom, Yeah, boom.
28:09
You know, and I could go and do things.
28:11
And I went to golf later that afternoon and I was like, bro,
28:13
this is crazy. I'm playing golf right now.
28:15
Yeah. And fully hungover was in.
28:19
Yeah. Next level way bro that.
28:21
Is do you know what's even crazier?
28:24
So after last weekend I was like, bro I'm not drinking.
28:27
I'm not drinking again for like 4 months.
28:30
But then yesterday, bro, Friday and Friday, Friday we had a long
28:34
week. I've kind of it's long enough to
28:35
forget about last week. I'm like bro, I'm kind of keen
28:38
to drink again. Oh, and I just in this massive
28:42
dilemma where it's like, OK, do I not drink and save my body,
28:48
save money and whatever, or drink and it's fun as and I feel
28:55
like I'm like living my life to the fullest.
28:58
But then the next day I'm going to be hungover.
29:01
And then I think, OK, if you're in 10 years time, would you
29:05
regret more like this time in your life and not going out and
29:10
spending it with your friends and and drinking?
29:12
Would you would you regret that more because you'll be like, Oh,
29:15
I hurt myself, my liver or whatever?
29:17
Or would you regret that more? Or would you regret staying home
29:21
and just chilling and, and I reckon I would regret not going
29:24
out and doing stuff, eh? On the piss with your mates so
29:28
you can do. Other stuff is probably what
29:30
you're going to say. Yeah, that isn't drinking.
29:33
Yeah, because. I'm not a fan of it anyway.
29:35
Yeah. I'll only do it literally if
29:37
it's for circumstances like that special occasion.
29:39
Yeah, bro, like barbecues or party or a wedding or like
29:41
that's where I'm at now. Whereas, like, you know, you
29:43
talked to me 10 years ago. Yeah.
29:44
Cool. I would have been, I might have,
29:46
you know, gone to a little bit more, but even back then I
29:48
wasn't. I was always so busy for the
29:49
boys. So I would.
29:50
I actually regret probably like if it was a weekly occurrence,
29:54
I'd regret to stay at home. Yeah, yeah, right.
29:57
I'd rather stay at home now. Yeah, but the the memories you
29:59
make and stuff like that. But I honestly, I enjoyed last
30:02
week in hard. Yeah.
30:03
So it was a real good time though.
30:04
So I definitely don't regret that.
30:06
Yeah, at all. It's a balance.
30:08
There, you just need to not do it too much, yeah.
30:11
So yeah, just you're. On special occasions, maybe is
30:13
how you play it, because some people do.
30:15
It who we know every week. Yeah.
30:17
You guys need to calm down out there, all right?
30:18
You need some help. That's what you need.
30:21
You reckon? Yeah.
30:22
They need they need gold or something, I don't know.
30:24
Yeah, something to save them anyway.
30:27
Well, bro, we. We you want to touch on the
30:30
Warriors. Quickly.
30:31
Not really. No, they're trash.
30:33
That's. All I can say, why did we
30:35
change? The team bro, that's what I
30:36
don't like. Bro honest to God Metcalf, sorry
30:39
but you need to play cup. I'm sorry because you look like
30:42
you were hesitant and we need to play cup get a few ribs and
30:44
tries and then maybe we can think about taking Teneboid or
30:51
or Chanel. Oh, honestly, bro, I love Chanel
30:54
way. I reckon he's hearty bro.
30:56
He's like a second rower in defense like no one's running
30:59
through him. He says if the areas are so good
31:02
and then like I I don't mind putting Tain at the back like
31:05
that's either like Tain, you're getting more electricness like I
31:09
do. I bro.
31:09
I love chance at the back though, just cuz he's like a
31:12
workhorse and he's he makes like heaps if it plays A and he's
31:17
fit. He does so many runs like he
31:19
ended up playing all right in the week yesterday, but but I
31:23
just and I just don't like changing bar when it isn't
31:25
broken. Yeah, like stop changing the
31:28
team. Yeah, I agree.
31:29
I agree. But yeah, I love tenor Boyd Bar.
31:32
Yeah, he's really, he's grown on me this year.
31:34
Yeah, I think for a lot of people too.
31:36
So I would love to see the Warriors not feel like they need
31:40
to change things. And sometimes maybe it's because
31:43
this player's on a bit more money than others.
31:45
Yeah, let's just be real. Yeah.
31:47
So I I I would have loved to just see Tane.
31:51
Sorry, Tana Boy as as is. And then obviously just have
31:55
that. Is it Luke Hanson?
31:57
No. What's his name?
31:59
Luke Hanson. 'S a young white half.
32:00
Yeah, yeah, I would. Have loved to have just have him
32:03
just to carry on from last week if she now wasn't make make
32:06
half. Doesn't look him like, bro, I
32:09
don't know. I just, I want a good.
32:11
I want you to be working on effort areas and being good on
32:14
defense. A and there was some moments in
32:17
Metcalf, bro, like when Dewey palmed them.
32:19
And like, bro, if you get palmed to let someone through, you need
32:22
a hustle, bro. Yeah, yeah.
32:24
And he was kind of like just like pacing through to try to
32:26
catch back up. Yeah.
32:27
I didn't like that a but yeah, I don't know.
32:30
Anyway, hopefully we can bounce back.
32:32
That was a kind of a good one. We needed to win because Tigers
32:36
are going all right and the head didn't have Jerome like that'll.
32:39
Come back, bro. Like join one game.
32:41
Play good, though far out, Madam.
32:43
Played Loki. Played good.
32:44
Yeah, hard Barry. I'll take my hat off to him.
32:46
Adam Dewey, too. Adam Dewey, bro.
32:48
You damn your hand. Me is all.
32:49
Cocks. Yeah, Barry.
32:52
What the Frick bro? Like honestly, yeah, I don't
32:55
know how we play and to get 70 something points on fantasy,
32:58
bro. Oh, I'm a.
33:00
Fantasy, bro. Yeah.
33:02
Why is everybody injured? I don't know.
33:05
It's crazy. Yeah, I'm just looking at the
33:08
stats now. We played weak, bro.
33:11
Liquor didn't do anything. Eight runs.
33:14
Why is he, like, only having eight runs, bro?
33:16
He's our best player. Yeah, true.
33:18
I just feel like sometimes it's honestly, it's just one off
33:21
game. Yeah, one off game.
33:23
Honestly. We'll be back next week, you
33:25
know, I do. I'd love to just see.
33:28
Like the way we played? Yesterday and the Bros will know
33:30
it as well. And fans know it.
33:31
The way we played yesterday wasn't how we played the last
33:33
three years. Bro Metcalf, six runs.
33:36
Nah, I don't like that. Doesn't sit right with me.
33:39
Bro. Rogers trying 16 runs always
33:42
like Dylan actually played good yesterday as well.
33:45
But bro, Liquor, eight runs, bro.
33:51
We needed some more, some more effort, bro, or something.
33:55
I don't know. You know who I think?
33:56
Is honestly gets us good front ball every time.
33:59
Morata bro. Yes, Corey, bro.
34:02
He is. He needs to be in a team every
34:05
single week. I don't know what he's saying.
34:07
I think is like I feel. Like when you watch it, every
34:11
team is scared of him. They are.
34:13
They don't want to tackle. No they don't bro.
34:15
He he, he bends the line every time he runs.
34:18
Finds front finds. Could play the ball bro and you
34:20
saw I don't know if people watch the game kind of like how we do
34:24
sometimes but every time he bends the line and he gets us
34:27
quick playable that's when we scored our yeah exactly that's.
34:29
Both we got into good field. Position pain after.
34:32
One of his runs of deadly and we're finishing.
34:35
At the 60 meter line, yeah, kicking it into the 10, but I
34:38
remember. Him vividly when Sean had his
34:40
good year as well and they would always on the second or third,
34:44
if they were on the other edge, spin it to him and he would lay
34:46
it on the other edge and he would make like 20 meters every
34:49
time. Yeah.
34:50
The one thing I didn't like yesterday, though, on that right
34:52
edge was that when Tanner came across the field and yeah, they
34:57
just went, no one was pushing. No one was.
35:00
Pushing. No one was pushing.
35:01
Yeah, that's what I mean. There was a bit of laginess.
35:04
So maybe there was communication too.
35:05
I don't know. But the Bros, The Bros will be
35:08
all right next week, bro, you know.
35:09
Yeah, I have faith. I have faith.
35:11
Yeah. One game, one game.
35:12
So, you know, at the end of the day, I just want to shout out
35:15
Joe Chan. Joe Chan, I captain you this
35:17
week. I want offloads, break the lines
35:20
and tries this week. All right, The the.
35:22
Player, you're matched up. Against He's a He's a weak,
35:24
gutted dog. Who's he?
35:26
Who's he up against? I don't know, but all I.
35:28
That's the whole point. I don't know.
35:29
Yeah, it can't be that good. So he's got a chance.
35:33
Here, all right, I'm just saying.
35:34
So, brother, please, I need the points.
35:37
Nathan, clearly I need you to play bad, all right?
35:39
But I'm gonna be clear. I need you.
35:41
I don't need you to injure yourself because you and my
35:42
team, but I did not captain you this week, so please don't go
35:45
off like clearly. Knock yourself out, G Knock
35:48
yourself out. I want you to 1st, 1st kick off.
35:51
G Nathan Cleary, make a statement for the Panthers.
35:55
I want you to run and head first to elbow.
35:57
Yeah, knock yourself out and take a rest for the next couple
36:01
weeks because I know everyone's captain.
36:03
You actually, you know what was. Crazy.
36:04
I just want to touched on this, that new is it Morgan from the
36:08
Warriors? What is he?
36:10
The Pommy. From England, he's a.
36:13
Yeah, Gannon, yeah, Gannon, yeah, yeah, cuz.
36:16
I low key feel so sorry for him. Debut game last week against
36:19
Newcastle knocked himself out in the 1st 5 minutes.
36:22
That's crazy to me. He did the Tommy.
36:25
Bonus special, Yeah. I feel sorry.
36:29
I hope he's leaning up well, man, I want to see him on the
36:31
field and I actually want to get to get to see how he actually
36:33
plays. Yeah, you know, well play good
36:36
in cup first, that's all I'll say.
36:37
Like yeah bro, don't change our team if we're playing good.
36:41
I know man. I know, BAE, Uncle we be, bro.
36:45
We got faith in you, brother. We'll be all right.
36:47
You reckon? I don't, I don't know, bro.
36:50
We be bro Me. Yeah, he should be good, I
36:54
reckon. We'll see, though.
36:58
Yeah, who do we have next week? Who knows?
37:02
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37:03
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37:21
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