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Crowd Work Pack_ New Haven_ Connecticut · Mic Drop Comedy

• 0:00
  Speaker 1: Let's start this up, though. Let's have some fun. There's
• 0:02
  Speaker 1: some people in here.
• 0:03
  Speaker 2: First off, I would like to start with the Pakistani
• 0:06
  Speaker 2: Puerto Rican.
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  Speaker 1: You look right at him.
• 0:10
  Speaker 2: You know who I'm talking about already. That's how not
• 0:13
  Speaker 2: Puerto Rican you look. Okay, he flew here on a carpet.
• 0:19
  Speaker 1: Ha, ha, ha. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. It's your daddy. Whoo.
• 1:08
  Speaker 2: And in 30 years, that's how my gonna look. That
• 1:14
  Speaker 2: looked dead. Close your eyes, just close them for a second.
• 1:22
  Speaker 1: Close your eyes like that.
• 1:25
  Speaker 2: Yeah, he look like he already out of there. If
• 1:26
  Speaker 2: you went like that and like that, you scared the
• 1:28
  Speaker 2: out your family. Just lay on the couch, just be like, mm-hmm, yeah,
• 1:32
  Speaker 2: let me just get some shut eye.
• 1:33
  Speaker 1: They be like, ah, no!
• 1:35
  Speaker 2: Somebody gonna be in the back eating peanuts.
• 1:37
  Speaker 1: Who did the body? Who you with? Is this your family?
• 1:43
  Speaker 1: You came by yourself? Shout out to you, man. You
• 1:48
  Speaker 1: know me? You found me. Where you find me at?
• 1:54
  Speaker 1: You follow me. On what app? He's like, no, in
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  Speaker 1: real life. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm in your bushes. How
• 2:02
  Speaker 1: about that app?
• 2:05
  Speaker 2: Yeah, you said I look like your d * * *.
• 2:06
  Speaker 2: We gonna see about all that. I don't like f
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  Speaker 2: * * * ing with old black men because I
• 2:12
  Speaker 2: don't know when they done being f * * *
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  Speaker 2: ed with.
• 2:16
  Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying?
• 2:17
  Speaker 2: Young people, you can tell. They be like, all right, man,
• 2:19
  Speaker 2: come on, chill. Old men be like, you already dead.
• 2:24
  Speaker 2: They go out to the car and get they old
• 2:28
  Speaker 2: ass gun. Yeah, you talking all that shit. Yeah, I'm
• 2:32
  Speaker 2: about to blow your goddamn head off. What if I
• 2:36
  Speaker 2: got a musket in the car? It's the same one
• 2:40
  Speaker 2: I used in the Civil War.
• 2:43
  Speaker 1: What's your name? Marcus? You the first Marcus.
• 2:48
  Speaker 2: Damn, it's you and Marcus Aurelius, god damn.
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  Speaker 1: Where you from Marcus? Hartford. Outstanding. This is your king?
• 3:02
  Speaker 2: He like, that's our great grand king.
• 3:08
  Speaker 1: Wakanda. Marcus, how old are you? 58. Like Ali Sadiq.
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  Speaker 2: Father God, we come to you humbly asking that you
• 3:39
  Speaker 2: put your hands of healing in your angels' healing wings
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  Speaker 2: on Marcus. I don't know what's going on or what's wrong,
• 3:45
  Speaker 2: but we want to make sure Marcus got that strong
• 3:47
  Speaker 2: blood going through his heart.
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  Speaker 1: In Jesus' name we pray, amen. Did that matter to you?
• 3:53
  Speaker 1: That matter? What that mean? He like, I'm already dead.
• 4:02
  Speaker 2: I said, I'm a spirit. I'm a time traveler, young man.
• 4:08
  Speaker 2: They talking about you. I just want to see where
• 4:11
  Speaker 2: this all started. And so who is this in the
• 4:13
  Speaker 2: front with these crazy goddamn....
• 4:18
  Speaker 1: This your girl? Atta boy. I'm proud of you, boy. Shit,
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  Speaker 1: you got some goddamn.
• 4:27
  Speaker 1: Move your hand. Let the camera have some fun. Move
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  Speaker 1: your hand. It's a weird shot, because we don't know
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  Speaker 1: where they end with the shot look like that.
• 4:38
  Speaker 2: It's just a goddamn titty rainfall. Look at Travis Kelsey,
• 4:44
  Speaker 2: he don't know what to do. He's like, I love those.
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  Speaker 2: They're not for public consumption. How long y'all been together?
• 4:56
  Speaker 2: Let's focus on her face some. Let's come up a
• 4:58
  Speaker 2: little bit. Let's bring the camera up just a little.
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  Speaker 2: We don't got to keep the in frame. There we go.
• 5:03
  Speaker 2: You feel better about that, that's a better shot. You
• 5:05
  Speaker 2: don't care, let's go back to this.
• 5:09
  Speaker 1: Pull them titties back the way they, oh! What'd you do,
• 5:15
  Speaker 1: you did a trick or something? I looked up and
• 5:18
  Speaker 1: saw the bottom of him where the light wasn't touching
• 5:20
  Speaker 1: no more. Simba.
• 5:24
  Speaker 2: I saw that elephant graveyard.
• 5:28
  Speaker 1: So how do y'all, tell me your love origin story.
• 5:33
  Speaker 1: You've been together 16 years? Phenomenal. So high school sweethearts?
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  Speaker 2: No?
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  Speaker 1: How old are you?
• 5:43
  Speaker 2: So you're both 36. And your birthday's in four days?
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  Speaker 2: And you've been together 14 years? Almost 16 years.
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  Speaker 1: How did you meet? In college then? Where? His mom.
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  Speaker 2: What?
• 6:01
  Speaker 1: What you mean? You used to work with his mom,
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  Speaker 1: and she was like, honey, I.
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  Speaker 2: Don't know who's sucking those, but my son, he.
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  Speaker 1: Would love to suck those titties.
• 6:23
  Speaker 2: Some just popped in my head, I had to laugh.
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  Speaker 2: So your mama is a champion. And so, are you
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  Speaker 2: and your mama real close? You're not even close? She
• 6:37
  Speaker 2: just popped a blessing on your ass and just walked off?
• 6:41
  Speaker 2: She's like, look, I did my.
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  Speaker 1: Best to raise you. I know I was in the
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  Speaker 1: club a lot, but I found a bad bitch. Congratulations.
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  Speaker 1: Now bring your mosquito face ass over here and suck these.
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  Speaker 1: What's your name? Jeff and Deesha. I'm sorry. It's Felicia. Bye.
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  Speaker 2: Bye.
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  Speaker 1: Bye, Felicia. So your mama said, come meet Felicia. Where
• 7:11
  Speaker 1: did you meet her at, though? What was the.
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  Speaker 2: You went to the same school in third and fourth grade.
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  Speaker 2: You never talked? She didn't have to come in.
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  Speaker 1: No, like that come in late. And came in late. See,
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  Speaker 1: I didn't even ask about no.
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  Speaker 2: It's all you, baby. Talk all you want. I liked
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  Speaker 2: his confidence. For all the men in here that would
• 7:38
  Speaker 2: be uncomfortable right now, he was a tighten up. You
• 7:42
  Speaker 2: know your girl beautiful. And so the first date was where?
• 7:50
  Speaker 2: You just start hanging out. What that mean? You didn't
• 7:55
  Speaker 2: take her, no? You just start on a Tuesday? She's like, actually, yeah,
• 8:00
  Speaker 2: that's what happened. I love that. I like when couples,
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  Speaker 2: when they start early. I don't like when the dynamic
• 8:08
  Speaker 2: is all weird or, you know, the girl dangling the
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  Speaker 2: like a carrot and shit.
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  Speaker 1: Because then it don't feel like, you know what I'm saying?
• 8:14
  Speaker 1: He's just there to fuck. That's what women don't understand.
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  Speaker 1: That got real, huh? He up there jacking off. Listen
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  Speaker 1: to what he said. Listen to what he said.
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  Speaker 2: That's weird logic to me. Women are like, I'm not
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  Speaker 2: going to give him the to see if he wants
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  Speaker 2: me for me and not the. So I can't have
• 8:44
  Speaker 2: it to see if I want the rest of it?
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  Speaker 1: Huh? Give me some and if I keep on wanting it,
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  Speaker 1: you'll know I want everything.
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  Speaker 2: That's like going to a Chinese restaurant just for the
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  Speaker 2: fortune cookie. I came to eat everything. I want the
• 9:03
  Speaker 2: whole package. But anyway, thank you for early and then
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  Speaker 2: showing all these dry women that there's a way. Most
• 9:15
  Speaker 2: of them are like, who the fuck you calling dry?
• 9:18
  Speaker 2: The confident women are like, that's a joke for sure.
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  Speaker 2: Dry is crazy. Now, can I ask y'all a question?
• 9:28
  Speaker 2: Did y'all buy the whole row? Why is it just
• 9:30
  Speaker 2: two old people in the middle by themselves? Did y'all
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  Speaker 2: buy the whole row?
• 9:35
  Speaker 1: You did? She said no.
• 9:36
  Speaker 2: You said yes. Who bought the tickets? How do y'all
• 9:40
  Speaker 2: know me?
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  Speaker 1: I have a lot of questions. Why is so many
• 9:44
  Speaker 1: seats open around y'all? Y'all got something? Y'all a couple?
• 9:49
  Speaker 1: Y'all act like y'all know. Okay, because he's like, no,
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to sit right up under her. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know this.
• 9:55
  Speaker 2: Okay, and so how long y'all been married? Been together
• 10:02
  Speaker 2: 33 years, married. Let me tell you something, Connecticut. Y'all
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  Speaker 2: are clapping too soon for a lot of different things.
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  Speaker 2: She said, together 33 years, married 17. Now I got
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  Speaker 2: questions if y'all don't mind me asking. Brother, what took
• 10:30
  Speaker 2: so long? Were you locked up when you met her?
• 10:34
  Speaker 2: You had to finish your bid for you to get out.
• 10:37
  Speaker 2: Was she locked up? Well, who was locked up?
• 10:42
  Speaker 1: You was what? You pushed it off? Why? Because she's black. Look,
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  Speaker 1: she's like, yeah, well.
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  Speaker 2: I had to wait for the community to catch up
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  Speaker 2: with where we were at.
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  Speaker 1: He's like, I'm so tired of sneaking.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you very much. Took me 12 years to get
• 11:09
  Speaker 2: to her church. That's what's up. And so you love her.
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  Speaker 2: A little bit or a lot.
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  Speaker 1: How much? From one to seven. Yeah, one to seven.
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  Speaker 1: Seven being I love it. Ten. You're going to go
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  Speaker 1: out the scale. Okay. Ma'am, how much you love him?
• 11:30
  Speaker 1: Scale from one to two. What do you say? Infinity. Okay,
• 11:39
  Speaker 1: Buzz Lightyear. What the? To infinity and beyond.
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  Speaker 2: He's like, if you love me to infinity, boy, I
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  Speaker 2: got to wait 16 years for you to show me
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  Speaker 2: to the public. Got me all in the back of
• 11:53
  Speaker 2: the bus. I saw you in the front. She hit
• 11:59
  Speaker 2: your ass with a folding chair, Montgomery style. She not like,
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  Speaker 2: I deserve all this. You look like a nice lady, though,
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  Speaker 2: as I looked up at the screen when you showed
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  Speaker 2: all your top teeth and stuff.
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  Speaker 1: Did you teach elementary school or something? What do you do?
• 12:19
  Speaker 1: Why do you have such a sweet disposition? Do you
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  Speaker 1: work for a nonprofit?
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  Speaker 2: I can feel that. You got a big heart up
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  Speaker 2: in there. What's the nonprofit? What kind of work y'all do?
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  Speaker 2: You still work?
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  Speaker 1: What are you doing? What do you say? He's retired.
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  Speaker 1: He's like, have a good day.
• 12:47
  Speaker 2: He's like, I'm going to pack your lunch. Have a
• 12:50
  Speaker 2: good day. He's smacking her on the ass. Yeah, you
• 12:54
  Speaker 2: got to hear him get off the clock, man.
• 12:55
  Speaker 1: Bring your ass on.
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  Speaker 2: No, so working at the nonprofit, that's a choice. You
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  Speaker 2: wanted to do that to give back to the community.
• 13:03
  Speaker 2: What kind of work do y'all do?
• 13:09
  Speaker 1: Why are you whispering? Just talk to me like.
• 13:22
  Speaker 1: Behavioral health counseling. Mental health counseling. Good.
• 13:26
  Speaker 2: See? See the people supporting you? Even upstairs where all
• 13:32
  Speaker 2: the crazy people are. They're like, I like this. Well,
• 13:42
  Speaker 2: thank you for doing that. I appreciate it. So you
• 13:43
  Speaker 2: work with a lot of mental health situations and stuff
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  Speaker 2: like that? You recognize anybody in here? Hmm?
• 13:52
  Speaker 1: What about Marcus? You ever seen Marcus before?
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  Speaker 2: Hmm?
• 13:56
  Speaker 1: You ever meet him?
• 14:06
  Speaker 2: You guys are disrespectful because all we did was show
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  Speaker 2: him and y'all laughed like a new joke I said.
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  Speaker 2: That's up Marcus, I'm sorry. You know what happens down here.
• 14:17
  Speaker 2: You ain't looked away yet. You really haven't really blinked
• 14:19
  Speaker 2: in a long time either. This motherfucker just looking at
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  Speaker 2: me like a goddamn tadpole.
• 14:37
  Speaker 1: Your eyes ain't dry? All right, let's work our way,
• 14:46
  Speaker 1: keep on going. Who you with? You by yourself? You
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  Speaker 1: prettier than a... Goddamn. Look, somebody said, oh, here you go.
• 14:58
  Speaker 1: I will, too. What's your name? Susie? Susan. Susan from...
• 15:09
  Speaker 1: That's you?
• 15:10
  Speaker 2: Wow. I thought you were a Japanese lady. Yeah, she
• 15:15
  Speaker 2: follow me on Twitch. We Twitch family. If I knew
• 15:18
  Speaker 2: you looked like this, I'd... Twitch. And so, but you
• 15:26
  Speaker 2: don't got nobody with you?
• 15:27
  Speaker 1: Where's your man? You don't have a man at all?
• 15:30
  Speaker 1: You want me to hook you up with somebody? Because
• 15:31
  Speaker 1: I got to leave the community, but... Can y'all see her? Susan,
• 15:36
  Speaker 1: look at the camera so they can see you. She bad.
• 15:41
  Speaker 1: That's your hair when you take your hat off, it
• 15:43
  Speaker 1: go to... She like... You want some pussy? How long?
• 16:09
  Speaker 2: You're like, oh my God. What you eating, a Starburst?
• 16:15
  Speaker 2: Why you chewing so goddamn much? You chewing like it's
• 16:18
  Speaker 2: stuck on the back of your back tooth. All right,
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: we gonna hook you up with somebody, for sure. What
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  Speaker 2: kind of men you like? What nationality? Middle Eastern, Puerto Rican. Huh?
• 16:40
  Speaker 1: Black usually, but you're open. Okay, white men. Get ready. Okay,
• 16:49
  Speaker 1: how tall? You 5'8?
• 16:55
  Speaker 2: So you want, what, 5'9 is in the game? What
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  Speaker 2: about you got on heels? About six feet, we started
• 17:03
  Speaker 2: six feet. I'm sorry, short kings. All the five with
• 17:08
  Speaker 2: the line and then any other number, you out. Okay,
• 17:12
  Speaker 2: tell me four things about him physically that you like,
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  Speaker 2: that get you going.
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  Speaker 1: A nice smile, what else?
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  Speaker 2: Bald.
• 17:24
  Speaker 1: Okay. Oh, she want him bald. Okay. He got a check.
• 17:48
  Speaker 1: He got a check. Okay. He ain't even doing y'all
• 17:54
  Speaker 1: or her assholes. He's literally like. It's crazy. Just showing
• 18:03
  Speaker 1: you gets a laugh. Show him one more time. That's crazy.
• 18:17
  Speaker 1: He gonna stab everybody in the lobby. That's not even close.
• 18:29
  Speaker 2: It's not even close, but they like him, so anything
• 18:32
  Speaker 2: you do is fine. You need to pull up one
• 18:36
  Speaker 2: of the background fish off SpongeBob.
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  Speaker 1: Okay. That's it. That's it, right there.
• 18:46
  Speaker 2: Oh, there's a pineapple under the sea. And this, you're
• 18:57
  Speaker 2: a new man, if this keeps going the way it's going.
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  Speaker 1: All right, so we got ball headed. Six feet, how
• 19:07
  Speaker 1: tall are you?
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  Speaker 2: 5'10.
• 19:11
  Speaker 1: Lie. Why would you say 5'10?
• 19:15
  Speaker 2: I'd have literally been like, nine foot six.
• 19:18
  Speaker 1: What's that? Huh? Wait, don't, wait. Look at his shoes.
• 19:36
  Speaker 1: Stay right there. Now go back to the fish. Okay.
• 19:42
  Speaker 1: Get away from that. Get away from that. Go back
• 19:44
  Speaker 1: to the logo. No. The logo. Thank you, sir. You're
• 19:52
  Speaker 1: a good sport, man. I appreciate you, man. He's like,
• 19:57
  Speaker 1: get your ass down here. Talking all that. All right.
• 20:07
  Speaker 1: So give me some more shit for you.
• 20:10
  Speaker 2: Huh?
• 20:11
  Speaker 1: A beard? Ball beard, six feet.
• 20:18
  Speaker 2: That's a lot. We got a lot of options. You're
• 20:21
  Speaker 2: open to hair now, okay? She's trying to get away
• 20:26
  Speaker 2: from you. She's like, not wearing blue, please. Not doing
• 20:32
  Speaker 2: this with his arms, please. Okay, so you open to
• 20:36
  Speaker 2: any nationality, any hair, but you want a beard, and then, oh,
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  Speaker 2: six feet and above.
• 20:43
  Speaker 1: Do you have all your back teeth? The way you're chewing, say, ah. Oh,
• 20:49
  Speaker 1: you should show your teeth when you smile. That's crazy.
• 20:52
  Speaker 1: She's like, ah. Okay, tell me about his personality. Is
• 20:58
  Speaker 1: he a dream man? Nice, funny. Hardworking. Is she?
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: Everybody like, she described me, you my. I'm going to
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: leave the community tomorrow. So we want to get you
• 21:21
  Speaker 2: somebody that's around here.
• 21:23
  Speaker 1: So keep on going. Okay.
• 21:26
  Speaker 2: Give me three more personality traits of your dream man.
• 21:31
  Speaker 2: The lady behind you said a lot of. He'll accept
• 21:37
  Speaker 2: her answer to your, oh, okay, all right. That's why
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: you smile with no teeth. What else you want? Cunnilingus.
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: You want him to be a eater? Happy.
• 21:55
  Speaker 2: Okay, she already started off with kind. Okay, these women
• 22:02
  Speaker 2: are trying to help a lot.
• 22:04
  Speaker 1: Comfortable? Are you describing a couch or a man? Sounds
• 22:08
  Speaker 1: like a love seat. Comfortable. Okay.
• 22:16
  Speaker 2: That might be enough. What do you do for a living, though?
• 22:18
  Speaker 2: Because we can't just find you a man and you homeless.
• 22:22
  Speaker 2: Not that if you're homeless you can't have a man,
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: but I'm sure.
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: Optopsy technician? Hold on. It's that. You don't know either?
• 22:39
  Speaker 1: Come on, you're a white lady. You're supposed to know
• 22:40
  Speaker 1: a little bit about everything. What's autopsy? Octopsy? You help octopuses?
• 22:49
  Speaker 1: What is autopsy? What is it? You work on dead people?
• 22:59
  Speaker 2: You look this good and you work on dead people?
• 23:03
  Speaker 1: God damn it!
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: You're back in the game. I told you he looked dead.
• 23:29
  Speaker 2: She been waiting since we talked to.
• 23:34
  Speaker 1: Her. You have a question?
• 23:37
  Speaker 2: You just raise your hand at a comedy show like
• 23:39
  Speaker 2: this is goddamn fifth grade?
• 23:41
  Speaker 1: What's your name? Laney?
• 23:46
  Speaker 2: Delaney. Okay, and what's your question? Does she work in
• 23:53
  Speaker 2: the state of Connecticut? Are you trying to fuck up?
• 23:58
  Speaker 2: I'm not particularly sure why you want more specificity on
• 24:01
  Speaker 2: her life.
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, do you? So why do you want to know that?
• 24:14
  Speaker 2: You want to know because your boyfriend is dead and
• 24:17
  Speaker 2: you want to know if she did something to do?
• 24:23
  Speaker 1: Real quick, what's your name too? Kirsten and Delaney? Kirsten
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: and Delaney? Delaney and Kirsten, on three.
• 24:31
  Speaker 2: Everybody say, Delaney and Kirsten, shut your dumb ass up.
• 24:35
  Speaker 1: One, two, three.
• 24:37
  Speaker 2: Delaney and Kirsten, shut your dumb ass up. What the
• 24:40
  Speaker 2: fuck wrong with y'all? This is a comedy show. Rest
• 24:47
  Speaker 2: in peace to your boyfriend, but that's weird. That's a
• 24:50
  Speaker 2: weird time to do that.
• 24:52
  Speaker 1: My boyfriend died, and I want to know if she
• 24:54
  Speaker 1: did his body. Like, what the fuck? That's crazy.
• 25:02
  Speaker 2: Was he six feet, bald head with a beard? If
• 25:09
  Speaker 2: I the way you could do my body. Literally me
• 25:13
  Speaker 2: all the way into the thing. I don't give a
• 25:18
  Speaker 2: what y'all think. I'd like to know that after I'm gone,
• 25:21
  Speaker 2: I'm still getting to it. And so what's going on here?
• 25:25
  Speaker 2: This love right here?
• 25:28
  Speaker 1: You okay, sir? He's like, what you about to say?
• 25:32
  Speaker 1: You didn't look away. You're looking at yourself. Can we,
• 25:37
  Speaker 1: you want to have some fun? I'll move on. Okay, well,
• 25:39
  Speaker 1: what's your name, boss?
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: Elliot. It's nice to meet you. And is your queen here?
• 25:43
  Speaker 2: This is the Sigma Gamma Rope, correct? It was nice
• 25:47
  Speaker 2: to meet you outside. My mama is Sigma Gamma Rope,
• 25:49
  Speaker 2: so I appreciate that. You have immunity because you're in
• 25:52
  Speaker 2: the same sorority as my mama. Okay, now Alf is
• 25:55
  Speaker 2: about to get his toe out the fray.
• 26:00
  Speaker 1: Y'all remember ALF? B-T, pull up ALF. A-L-F, ALF, ALF, A-L-F, ALF, ALF, ALF, A-L-F, ALF.
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: And when this happens, look at the camera. I don't
• 26:15
  Speaker 1: want to hear shit.
• 26:16
  Speaker 2: If you look at the camera, I'm going to take
• 26:17
  Speaker 2: your cane and I'm going to throw it. I'm going
• 26:20
  Speaker 2: to throw your goddamn cane. You don't look at this camera. A-L-F, ALF,
• 26:24
  Speaker 2: and we're going to come back. Don't eat any cats
• 26:26
  Speaker 2: while I'm gone.
• 26:29
  Speaker 1: And how are you doing? You look a little bit
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: like a little serial killer with some good or something.
• 26:37
  Speaker 1: You look like you decorated your house for Halloween in February.
• 26:43
  Speaker 1: That's been an hour?
• 26:46
  Speaker 2: Hey, hey, look at the camera right now before I
• 26:50
  Speaker 2: do a cannonball.
• 26:51
  Speaker 1: Look at the camera. Now show Alf. And now show him.
• 27:00
  Speaker 1: Look right at it. Why you acting like that? Now
• 27:04
  Speaker 1: show off. Connecticut, I love y'all.