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Hour 3 - The Not So Amazin' · The Ben Maller Show

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  Speaker 1: Knock, knock, who's there. It's our birth three. Our number
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  Speaker 1: three is ready for you. On this twenty ninth day
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  Speaker 1: of May Talk and Bays Bowl with the New York
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  Speaker 1: Metropolitans and manager Carlos Mendoza has announced that despite Juan
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  Speaker 1: Soto sucking at a time you cannot suck, he passes
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  Speaker 1: the eye test.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the quote. He passes the eye test. How
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  Speaker 2: does that play with the base of met fans? We'll
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  Speaker 2: discuss that. Also.
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  Speaker 1: How did Tim Anderson go from a batting champ with
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  Speaker 1: the White Sox to getting a pink slip from the
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  Speaker 1: Angels He was fired. Gunner Henderson, the kid from Alabama
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  Speaker 1: playing shortstop for the Oriols, apparently has turned down a
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  Speaker 1: long term extension from Baltimore.
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  Speaker 2: You believe this? Can you believe he would turn that down?
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  Speaker 1: We'll talk about that and more right now as we
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  Speaker 1: make waves and our number three, the not so amazing amazing,
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  Speaker 1: lead this hour is from Baseball and I am a sucker.
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  Speaker 2: I am a total sucker for a good story.
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  Speaker 1: And this has all the ingredients, all the ingredients of
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  Speaker 1: good talk radio. You've got big money, big name, and
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  Speaker 1: crap performance.
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  Speaker 2: That's all you need. So our lead this hour is
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  Speaker 2: from Flushing in Queens. It's appropriate.
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  Speaker 1: Well, you talk about a team getting short changed to
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  Speaker 1: here right now, so it is time for our obligatory
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  Speaker 1: Mallard monologue on one Soto. Consider this a wellness check
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  Speaker 1: on one Soto. How are things going for the Mets
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  Speaker 1: right now?
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  Speaker 2: With one Soto?
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  Speaker 1: Don't ask, do not ask, you're not gonna want the answer.
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  Speaker 1: So Juan Soto went hitless again. He failed to get
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  Speaker 1: the ball out of the infield. The Mets did the unthinkable,
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  Speaker 1: the unimaginable. They lost to the Chicago White Sox. Say
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  Speaker 1: it ain't so the lowly White Sox. So after signing
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  Speaker 1: a seven hundred and sixty five million dollar contract, you
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  Speaker 1: talk about rolling out the welcome wagon that was back
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  Speaker 1: in December as a free agent. Juan Soto is batting
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  Speaker 1: close to the Mendoza line. He's hitting two twenty four
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  Speaker 1: this season, has just eight home runs twenty five runs
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  Speaker 1: batted in in fifty five games for the Mets. There's
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  Speaker 1: been a lot of turbulence, a lot of turbulence with
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  Speaker 1: Juan Soto.
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  Speaker 2: As a Met, as you might imagine. So that leads
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  Speaker 2: us to this.
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  Speaker 1: The New York Mets manager Carlos Mendoza, he was asked
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  Speaker 1: about his player not doing very well and lobbing the
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  Speaker 1: bat through the zone, not making much contact, and Carlos
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  Speaker 1: Mendoza expressed confidence. He said he's got faith in Juan Soto,
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  Speaker 1: saying here's the money quote that Juan Soto passes the
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  Speaker 1: eye test. Despite the stats being of somebody that you
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  Speaker 1: signed out of the Korean Baseball League or the Mexican League.
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  Speaker 1: It doesn't matter. The managers like, oh yeah, we're good.
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  Speaker 1: That's the money quote. So let us discuss the question.
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  Speaker 1: New York Metropolitan manager Carlos Mendoza announced that one Soto
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  Speaker 1: quote passes the eye test. That's the quote. So how
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  Speaker 1: does that play with the base? How does that play
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  Speaker 1: with the base. So I've got Mark Twain, Buckeye and
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  Speaker 1: the gatekeeper, and we will combine all of these things
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  Speaker 1: together and we'll be We'll be floating on air. We're
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  Speaker 1: literally floating on air. When you do talk radio, you're
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  Speaker 1: floating on air as the voice goes everywhere. And that's
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  Speaker 1: how it is.
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  Speaker 2: So my first thought on this is that we have
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  Speaker 2: looked at the eye test.
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  Speaker 1: We've examined the eye test, and we've determined that Juan
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  Speaker 1: Soto is color blind. At this point, Carlos Mendoza does
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  Speaker 1: not believe the gibberish that he passes the eye test.
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  Speaker 1: If you recall about ten days ago, the Mets manager
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  Speaker 1: Mets manager Carlos Mendoza called out the lack of hustle,
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  Speaker 1: the lack of effort by Juan Soto, And here we
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  Speaker 1: are a few days later, and all of a sudden,
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  Speaker 1: I passes the eye test. Well, we know the color
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  Speaker 1: blind nature. He does see the color green. Other than that,
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  Speaker 1: everything's kind of just there. And you are what your
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  Speaker 1: record says you are. His body of work with the
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  Speaker 1: Mets is ghastly. It is ghastly. How bad is it?
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  Speaker 1: Juan Soto's batting average is doing the limbo? How low
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  Speaker 1: can you go? He is sixty one points below his
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  Speaker 1: career mark entering the season. The argument on one Soto
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  Speaker 1: was he's full proof no matter what. He might not
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  Speaker 1: play great defense, and maybe he won't hustle, but he'll
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  Speaker 1: always hit. He can get out of bed and he'll
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  Speaker 1: get a base hit or two for you every game.
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  Speaker 1: And he hasn't homerd since May ninth. Today is May
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  Speaker 1: twenty ninth, so he's been twenty days since he hit
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  Speaker 1: home run. That is a span of seventy five played appearances.
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  Speaker 2: Which I'm told is not good. I'm told it's not good.
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  Speaker 2: And but wait, there's more.
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  Speaker 1: He has just seven hits in his last fifty nine
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  Speaker 1: at bats. That is a robust one nineteen batting average.
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  Speaker 1: It's okay, though he passes the old eye test. He's
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  Speaker 1: also driving the struggle bus at this point.
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  Speaker 2: So there you go.
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  Speaker 1: And that's that's where you go with what you go
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  Speaker 1: with the eye test. You say, hey, I believe in
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  Speaker 1: the eye test. When the numbers are ugally with a
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  Speaker 1: capitol of you, you fall back on the eye test.
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  Speaker 1: Who can argue with the eye test. It's your opinion,
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  Speaker 1: it's the eye test. You just look at the baseball
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  Speaker 1: reference page. You say, eh, looks good to me. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: looks good to me. My eyes say good. Player to
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  Speaker 1: quote Mark Twain, denial ain't just a river in Egypt.
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  Speaker 1: And we know the Mets manager does not believe it.
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  Speaker 1: You want more numbers, how about this with runners in
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  Speaker 1: scoring position, the seven hundred and sixty five million dollar
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  Speaker 1: bust Juan Sota this point, he's a bus batting a
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  Speaker 1: buck thirty, batting one thirty forty six at Tamps, six
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  Speaker 1: hits with one home.
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  Speaker 2: Run and sixteen runs. Bat at him.
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  Speaker 1: Terrible, terrible, terrible turble. Now again, trust your eyes. You
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  Speaker 1: know why I trust blind Emmett blind, I trust him
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  Speaker 1: in could terror blind Scott. They know the eye test
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  Speaker 1: bull crap, they know it. Now speaking a bull crap,
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  Speaker 1: what a story you talk about swimming against the current
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  Speaker 1: in Anaheim the high Speed Sports Wire, the Angels.
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  Speaker 2: Have said Nana na da.
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  Speaker 1: Goodbye. They have said goodbye to shortstop Tim Anderson. Yes,
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  Speaker 1: that is the same Tim Anderson that made sports talk
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  Speaker 1: radio headlines years ago. So Tim Anderson was brought in
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  Speaker 1: on a make good contract and he didn't make good.
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  Speaker 1: Part of a flurry of roster moves by Ron Washington's Halos,
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  Speaker 1: the two time White Sox All Star has been designated
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  Speaker 1: for assignment, a polite way of saying.
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  Speaker 2: He's a fallen Angel. So the question.
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  Speaker 1: How did Tim Anderson go from a batting champ in
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  Speaker 1: the American League.
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  Speaker 2: To getting a nice, big pink slip from the Angels.
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  Speaker 2: And it's only been a couple of years.
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  Speaker 1: And if you look at the resume of Anderson, he
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  Speaker 1: might have to contact express pros. He has been dumped
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  Speaker 1: by the Marlins and the Halos in recent years. Okay, yeah,
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  Speaker 1: And when teams like that that aren't even trying to win,
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  Speaker 1: say ah, we're good, man, we don't need you.
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  Speaker 2: We're good. What more do you need? You've reached bedrock.
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  Speaker 1: You are laying on bedrock now, Tim Anderson is the
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  Speaker 1: first Major League baseball player that I can think of,
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  Speaker 1: at least in modern times. Tim Anderson to have his
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  Speaker 1: career literally knocked out. Remember hearing stories of George Foreman,
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  Speaker 1: who was this undefeated boxer until he took on Muhammad
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  Speaker 1: Ali in what became known as the Rope a Dope
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  Speaker 1: of Muhammad Ali.
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  Speaker 2: Eight rounds, a knockout in.
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  Speaker 1: The rumble in the Jungle, and George Foreman was never
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  Speaker 1: the same. He retired for a number of years. He
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  Speaker 1: didn't come back and fight again years later. He was
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  Speaker 1: never the same though. After the ropidobe situation. For Tim Anderson,
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  Speaker 1: it was the buck Guy beat down, Buck Guy beat down.
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  Speaker 1: On a random night in August of twenty twenty three,
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  Speaker 1: on a random night in Cleveland, Ohio, Jose Ramirez of
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  Speaker 1: the team formerly known as the Indians connect right there
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  Speaker 1: to the moneymaker of Tim Anderson, right to the jaw,
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  Speaker 1: right there wild haymaker at second base, and that set
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  Speaker 1: Tim Anderson on his back. Down gos Anderson, down goes Anderson,
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  Speaker 1: and he's never recovered. He is never recovered from the
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  Speaker 1: Rust Belt Rumble. It hasn't happened. Tim Anderson batting a
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  Speaker 1: putred two twenty three, so he's actually not that far
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  Speaker 1: behind the aforementioned.
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  Speaker 2: Who we told you earlier on here.
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  Speaker 1: Juan Soto with the New York Mets is somehow, some
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  Speaker 1: way batting two twenty four, So that's only one point better.
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  Speaker 1: So if you hit two twenty three for the Angels,
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  Speaker 1: you get let go. If you bat two twenty four
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  Speaker 1: with the Mets, you get a seven hundred and sixty
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  Speaker 1: five million dollar contract.
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  Speaker 2: Makes sense logical?
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  Speaker 1: Uh So, Tim Anderson no home runs twelve doubles total
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  Speaker 1: since the clash on the Kyahoga back in three. And
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  Speaker 1: this is a guy who used to be the definition
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  Speaker 1: of swag.
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  Speaker 2: He was electric.
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  Speaker 1: He was electric as a ballplayer, played with emotion, had
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  Speaker 1: the razzle dazzle, all the excitement. And now he's got
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  Speaker 1: no power. He sucks on defense, he's not that fast,
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  Speaker 1: he doesn't walk. There's nothing that he does that's helpful.
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  Speaker 1: And somewhere, and I'm not sure where this is, somewhere,
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  Speaker 1: Josh donald tipped one over in honor of the karma
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  Speaker 1: gods of baseball. You might remember Tim Anderson got very
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  Speaker 1: upset with Josh Donaldson. Very upset got Josh Donaldson suspended
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  Speaker 1: when Donaldson used the nickname the Tim Anderson and given
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  Speaker 1: himself and that led to his suspension. And now Karma's
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  Speaker 1: come back to bite Tim Anderson in the took Us
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  Speaker 1: Final Fuck to Baltimore We Go where Sports with Coleman
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  Speaker 1: hangs out with Baltimore Royalty on his podcast like Mike
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  Speaker 1: Bordick and Jim Palmer and the Orioles are miserable. There
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  Speaker 1: are whispers I thought this was interesting. The Orioles ownership
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  Speaker 1: group sat down, they had a pow wow with Gunner
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  Speaker 1: Henderson and they made him an offer.
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  Speaker 2: This winter story came out the last couple of days.
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  Speaker 1: They could not come to an agreement that the offer
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  Speaker 1: was made. He decided this is an offer I can
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  Speaker 1: refuse and said no. Oh, so Gunner Henderson, the pride
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  Speaker 1: and joy of Alabama playing shortstop in Baltimore. That's rarefied
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  Speaker 1: air of a certain age if you remember cal Ripken,
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  Speaker 1: and he has apparently turned down a long term, big
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  Speaker 1: money extension from the Baltimore baseball team.
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  Speaker 2: Do you believe this? Do you believe that's accurate? So
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  Speaker 2: I believe it. I'm gonna vote yes on this.
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  Speaker 1: And the reason that Gunner Henderson turned down big money.
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  Speaker 1: We're not sure how much money, but it's big money
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  Speaker 1: for the long term. The reason the gatekeeper. The gatekeeper
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  Speaker 1: that is a Scott Boris client. Scott Borris is the agent.
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  Speaker 1: I saw Scott at the Yankee Angel game schmoozing behind
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  Speaker 1: the suitees there behind home plate. Here's the thing, though,
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  Speaker 1: Gunner Henderson, you hire Scott Borris Boris as the gatekeeper.
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  Speaker 2: He blocks more shots than well Tombo.
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  Speaker 1: Right, you don't hire Scott by us to give a
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  Speaker 1: hometown discount to the team.
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  Speaker 2: You're playing for. The messaging is rather clear.
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  Speaker 1: The messaging is, eh, I'm gonna wait until I hit
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  Speaker 1: free agency. Henderson's got some years to go. He's about
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  Speaker 1: to turn twenty four. It is risky business. It is
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  Speaker 1: risky business for several reasons. You could blow out your knee,
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  Speaker 1: you can have a shoulder problem. You play that you
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  Speaker 1: could you could game. There is a regression. Not every
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  Speaker 1: young player continues to ascend up up a way. There
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  Speaker 1: are plenty of young players that peak too soon. The
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  Speaker 1: league adjusts to you and suddenly you're not that great anymore.
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  Speaker 1: Pretty good example of that be a guy like Cody Bellinger,
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  Speaker 1: who won an MVP Award with the Dodgers, and he's
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  Speaker 1: not a bad player, but he's just an average outfielder.
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  Speaker 1: There's nothing really special about Cody Bellinger in terms of offense.
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  Speaker 1: And that's an example, right, that's an example, and also
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  Speaker 1: based on simple in inflation, if you get the money now,
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  Speaker 1: it will be worth more than if you get the
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  Speaker 1: money later because of the way the economics work and
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  Speaker 1: all that, especially with the way the dollar has been
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  Speaker 1: downgraded year after year after year and continues to be downgraded.
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  Speaker 1: Time out for the Mallor Riddle of the day.
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  Speaker 2: Here's the Mallory riddle of the day.
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  Speaker 1: So cameras recently caught Marlin's infielder Ronnie Simon blanking on
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  Speaker 1: the field. Blanking on the field, and that is the
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  Speaker 1: Malor riddle of the day. Let's see, does anyone know
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  Speaker 1: the answer? We go to the Great Unwashed and we'll
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  Speaker 1: see here. Tom says, smoking brisket. If you played with
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  Speaker 1: the Marlins, you'd be better off smoking brisket in the infield.
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  Speaker 1: You would be Ferg Dog says laying sawd Now is
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  Speaker 2: Who else do we have? Page down? I can't read that.
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  Speaker 1: Robbie the marrin de Fan says the Big Dumper had
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  Speaker 1: to fire Scott Boris as his agent before he could
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  Speaker 1: sign his extension with the Maritors.
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  Speaker 2: There you go, Okay, who else do we have? Page down?
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  Speaker 1: Dustin Pedroia he was watching clips of a rod essentially
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  Speaker 1: ending the.
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  Speaker 2: Career of Dustin Pedroia. Page down. Re enacting the epic
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  Speaker 2: in Miami, A hook and ladder play, a lateral play.
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  Speaker 1: Marlins Park is built on the old Orange Ball Grounds.
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  Speaker 1: There's a fun factoid from Stevie Meatballs.
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  Speaker 2: What else do we have?
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  Speaker 1: Donkey Sausage says he was enjoying a nice.
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  Speaker 2: Trip to the bathroom. He was going potty.
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  Speaker 1: A water balloon fight from late Night drug tester Manuel
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  Speaker 1: from Guardina says, puke. He got caught eating a helmet
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  Speaker 2: We'll skip over that one.
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  Speaker 1: Stealing the rosin bag from Eke and Roseville, Minnesota far out.
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  Speaker 2: Dave says, making New England clam chatta.
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  Speaker 1: That that's the answer, chiefs Tie guy checks in says,
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  Speaker 2: JT.
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  Speaker 1: The wing Man says, eating oodles of noodles from Marcel
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  Speaker 2: What else do we have? Page down?
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  Speaker 1: Mike the Leprechaun says he was picking his nose.
• 20:40
  Speaker 2: That that is the answer. All right, Loraine, do you
• 20:43
  Speaker 2: have an answer?
• 20:45
  Speaker 4: Yes, I think he was caught doing the macarena.
• 20:50
  Speaker 2: All right, that is incorrect.
• 20:51
  Speaker 1: The correct answer is the Marlins infielder Ronnie Simon was
• 20:55
  Speaker 1: caught on camera as he was crying on He immediately
• 21:00
  Speaker 1: made three errors in four innings. Then there are mixed
• 21:07
  Speaker 1: emotions on this because I was I was told by
• 21:10
  Speaker 1: Tom Hanks years ago there's no crying in baseball, so
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: I thought that was the case. You do feel bad
• 21:16
  Speaker 1: on the human level, like what are you doing, dude?
• 21:17
  Speaker 2: This guy's crying?
• 21:19
  Speaker 5: Crying not crying.
• 21:22
  Speaker 1: Baseball is really like nobody and he's trying to make
• 21:26
  Speaker 1: a name for himself, and he's totally effing up and he.
• 21:29
  Speaker 2: Clearly he cares, which is good.
• 21:32
  Speaker 1: I've I've always said, like, you make mistakes and stuff,
• 21:35
  Speaker 1: and I've worked with a lot of people that make mistakes
• 21:37
  Speaker 1: all the time. I make mistakes all the time. But
• 21:38
  Speaker 1: as long as you're trying, you put the effort in.
• 21:41
  Speaker 1: The problem is when you have people that don't care,
• 21:44
  Speaker 1: that just go through the motions and take no pride
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: in the work, that's the problem.
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: And so this guy cares.
• 21:50
  Speaker 1: Now I don't know whether he can play or not,
• 21:51
  Speaker 1: but he cares, and that means something. That absolutely means something.
• 21:57
  Speaker 2: It is the Ben Mahlor Show.
• 22:00
  Speaker 1: As we are working away through the overnight, we do
• 22:02
  Speaker 1: have asked Ben coming up in a few minutes.
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: Let's get back to the.
• 22:05
  Speaker 1: Calls and we'll say hello to Eenie Meenie, miney mo.
• 22:09
  Speaker 1: Let's say hello to Steve in Minnesota.
• 22:12
  Speaker 2: What's going on, Steve, Welcome.
• 22:14
  Speaker 6: Hey, Ben, the thanks lot. I may have observation or
• 22:18
  Speaker 6: whatever that on the night that you gave Charlie his nickname,
• 22:22
  Speaker 6: you were asking him six seven eight nicknames, and including
• 22:26
  Speaker 6: was the Dallas Dumper, and he turned that down, and
• 22:29
  Speaker 6: I was just wondering, isn't that rude to give him
• 22:31
  Speaker 6: a nickname that he didn't want.
• 22:34
  Speaker 2: No, no, you're not allowed. The Broke code is you're
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: not allowed to come up with your own nickname. So
• 22:38
  Speaker 2: we decided the nickname. We gave him the option. We said, hey,
• 22:41
  Speaker 2: you can vote for this or that or whatever. But
• 22:44
  Speaker 2: it ultimately we.
• 22:45
  Speaker 1: Were the ones that decided the nickname, and we added
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: the Dallas number. And while you you might remember, initially
• 22:52
  Speaker 1: Steve Charlie was anti Dallas dumper, he now accepts it.
• 22:58
  Speaker 2: He now is okay with it. How about that?
• 23:01
  Speaker 6: In Minnesota, we kind of call people who are picking
• 23:04
  Speaker 6: on kids or whatever a bully, so maybe.
• 23:06
  Speaker 2: It'd be sure, how's it picking on kids? If he
• 23:09
  Speaker 2: calls up every night because he loves the show, how's
• 23:11
  Speaker 2: that pick?
• 23:12
  Speaker 6: Well, you gave him the nickname that he said he
• 23:14
  Speaker 6: didn't want. You chose the nickname that he said he
• 23:18
  Speaker 6: didn't want, But now you're saying he loves again.
• 23:22
  Speaker 2: I mean, maybe you're not an adult. I don't know.
• 23:23
  Speaker 2: You know how this works. I'll hang up on you
• 23:25
  Speaker 2: because you're probably too stupid. Just stay on the phone.
• 23:27
  Speaker 2: But the way it works is we decide the nickname,
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: and if you don't like the nickname, you don't call
• 23:33
  Speaker 2: the show. That's it. It's not that hard. It's very simple.
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: We come up with a nickname and if you like it, great,
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: If not, that's the nickname. Jed who Fled is a
• 23:40
  Speaker 2: great example. Jed had a different nickname and he ran
• 23:43
  Speaker 2: away like a coward.
• 23:45
  Speaker 1: He was supposed to do the event with with real talk,
• 23:48
  Speaker 1: We're gonna do the Octagon, and he fled. He was
• 23:53
  Speaker 1: nowhere to be seen, and we gave him the nickname
• 23:56
  Speaker 1: Jed who Fled. I don't think he likes the nickname,
• 23:58
  Speaker 1: but that's his nickname, and that's the way it works. Oh,
• 24:01
  Speaker 1: here's a blast in the past. Let's say hello to
• 24:03
  Speaker 1: blind Sea Bass, who's next on the Ben Maliser. We've
• 24:07
  Speaker 1: not heard from blind Sea Bass in many, many years. Hello,
• 24:09
  Speaker 1: blind Sea Bass.
• 24:11
  Speaker 7: Benjamin, my brother, how are you doing? My man?
• 24:15
  Speaker 2: You're back and you've come out of hiding and here
• 24:18
  Speaker 2: you are.
• 24:19
  Speaker 7: Yeah. This past couple of semesters have been a real
• 24:23
  Speaker 7: kicking the kotukis and it's taken a lot out of me.
• 24:27
  Speaker 2: Okay, well, I'm glad you're back. I'm happy.
• 24:29
  Speaker 7: Yeah, brother, I just like I said, I ain't called
• 24:31
  Speaker 7: in the wall here, you know, check in you all
• 24:33
  Speaker 7: help update that you know, still alive and kick in but.
• 24:36
  Speaker 1: Barely so barely you sound Do you sound okay? Are
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: you taking care of your medical stuff here? You dealing
• 24:42
  Speaker 1: with your problems? You're getting a little better?
• 24:44
  Speaker 7: No, Yeah, condisordered. Kidneys drop to thirty percent back in February.
• 24:50
  Speaker 7: And yeah, I had to change quite a bit of
• 24:54
  Speaker 7: eating and drinking habits and everything.
• 24:57
  Speaker 1: Yeah, that's better to be aware of it rather than
• 25:01
  Speaker 1: not change anything. And then you're the outcomes, not what
• 25:04
  Speaker 1: you're looking for.
• 25:04
  Speaker 7: Right exactly?
• 25:07
  Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, And I thought I thought we'd hear
• 25:10
  Speaker 1: from you when the Titans had the worst record, they
• 25:12
  Speaker 1: got the number one pick and drafted cam Ward and
• 25:15
  Speaker 1: then you were nowhere to be seen.
• 25:17
  Speaker 7: Dude, I was. I was so unhappy with that pick.
• 25:21
  Speaker 7: I did not want cam Ward. I think they should
• 25:24
  Speaker 7: have just wrote it out for with Levis for one
• 25:26
  Speaker 7: more year and got the better pick for me, the
• 25:29
  Speaker 7: number one again next year, with a better draft, better
• 25:32
  Speaker 7: crop with quarterbacks coming out.
• 25:34
  Speaker 1: You're saying, you're saying the famous blind Sea best. What
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: you're saying is they should have copied the Carolina Panthers
• 25:43
  Speaker 1: or no, the Chicago Bears. Because the Bears had their
• 25:45
  Speaker 1: more pick, they traded to Carolina and then they got
• 25:47
  Speaker 1: the number one pick from Carolina. But back to back years,
• 25:50
  Speaker 1: so they should have created the Probably nobody wanted cam Ward,
• 25:55
  Speaker 1: that's the problem. Like there's no one that was dying
• 25:57
  Speaker 1: to get cam Ward.
• 25:58
  Speaker 2: Otherwise they would have traded Yeah, I know.
• 26:02
  Speaker 7: Like I said, Unfortunately, they should have traded back. I
• 26:05
  Speaker 7: think they should have traded back, picked up more draft picks,
• 26:08
  Speaker 7: and then got that number one again.
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: I got you, I got you. All right. Well, listen,
• 26:11
  Speaker 2: I'm glad you're alive. That's number one. I'm happy you're alive.
• 26:14
  Speaker 2: Number two. Check in anytime you want. We're here every night.
• 26:17
  Speaker 1: All right, So come by, say hello, and don't be
• 26:20
  Speaker 1: a stranger. Okay, take care of your die too. Don't
• 26:22
  Speaker 1: be a loser, take care of yourself.
• 26:24
  Speaker 7: Okay, yeah, all right, brother, Hey, I always remember, don't
• 26:27
  Speaker 7: forget to clean the swamp off fighting alligators. You'll have
• 26:31
  Speaker 7: a good one feast.
• 26:32
  Speaker 2: Okay.
• 26:32
  Speaker 1: There is some great advice from blind Sea Bass and Tennessee.
• 26:36
  Speaker 1: Let's say hello to Hunter, who's in North Carolina. What's
• 26:41
  Speaker 1: going on Hunter Welcome.
• 26:43
  Speaker 8: Hey man, I just wanted to wish you guys a
• 26:47
  Speaker 8: good trip. You sound on all of you sound super excited,
• 26:51
  Speaker 8: and I'm excited for you. If I wanted to propose
• 26:54
  Speaker 8: another number two drop maybe to compete with.
• 27:03
  Speaker 2: So you believe you can do a better number two
• 27:07
  Speaker 2: that sounds.
• 27:09
  Speaker 8: I mean, I mean his is good. Yeah, I've always
• 27:13
  Speaker 8: wanted to get in there. But number four is locked up.
• 27:16
  Speaker 8: Number three seems to be pretty secure. Number one is
• 27:19
  Speaker 8: never going anywhere.
• 27:20
  Speaker 2: What about a number five? What about a number five?
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: If I use the number five, we can't have it.
• 27:26
  Speaker 8: Number five a lot. I can do it number five
• 27:28
  Speaker 8: as well.
• 27:29
  Speaker 1: I mean, the only thing I'm worried about is there's
• 27:31
  Speaker 1: a lot of ambient noise you're driving around, so I'm
• 27:34
  Speaker 1: a little concerned about that.
• 27:35
  Speaker 8: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I guess maybe I can get off
• 27:38
  Speaker 8: the blue tube. But now I'll do it another time
• 27:41
  Speaker 8: when I'm when I can pull the phone. I am
• 27:44
  Speaker 8: dropping to work.
• 27:45
  Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, call us up when you're able to hold
• 27:47
  Speaker 1: the phone. And then, because we don't want to record
• 27:50
  Speaker 1: it because it's gonna sound terrible.
• 27:51
  Speaker 8: With all that I can hear that it's not.
• 27:54
  Speaker 2: Good, all right, there you are fine, I'll let you go.
• 27:57
  Speaker 2: Thank you for listening.
• 27:58
  Speaker 1: This hunter very excited about possibly being number five, not
• 28:03
  Speaker 1: number one, not the two, not the ones, and the two's,
• 28:05
  Speaker 1: not the threes, not the fours, not the fives.
• 28:07
  Speaker 7: But.
• 28:08
  Speaker 2: Number five.
• 28:09
  Speaker 9: You always pick number five as the winner, Ben, So
• 28:11
  Speaker 9: it might be a good button to have.
• 28:13
  Speaker 1: It could be in another we need. I'd like to
• 28:16
  Speaker 1: have all the numbers up until.
• 28:20
  Speaker 9: Like ninety seven, but nine's good.
• 28:24
  Speaker 1: Oh, nine would be all right, like you do like one,
• 28:26
  Speaker 1: because in one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine,
• 28:29
  Speaker 1: maybe ten, maybe ten. I think after ten, I think
• 28:32
  Speaker 1: we're good because with one through nine you can combine
• 28:36
  Speaker 1: if you if you say it's number nineteen, you'd put
• 28:38
  Speaker 1: the one and then the.
• 28:39
  Speaker 2: Nine together and then boom, last nineteen. So you're good
• 28:41
  Speaker 2: on that.
• 28:42
  Speaker 1: So all you need I learned this in second grade.
• 28:44
  Speaker 1: All you need is the one through nine, and then
• 28:46
  Speaker 1: you've got all the other numbers.
• 28:47
  Speaker 2: Good to go. You have this. If you have zero,
• 28:49
  Speaker 2: you have zero in there. Good point. So yeah, all right,
• 28:51
  Speaker 2: I let's say hello to eeny Meeni, miny moe.
• 28:55
  Speaker 1: Let's go to t Jo who's in la. We do
• 28:58
  Speaker 1: have ask Ben your quests, our answers coming up.
• 29:01
  Speaker 2: What's going on? Tito, welcome?
• 29:03
  Speaker 10: What's going on?
• 29:04
  Speaker 8: Band?
• 29:05
  Speaker 10: My first my first thought to call, honestly, was because
• 29:10
  Speaker 10: of that dude talking about that nickname. I just had
• 29:13
  Speaker 10: to put it out there, a little bro pipe down nickname. Nicknames.
• 29:17
  Speaker 10: You know. That's ah another story. Don't chip on it,
• 29:21
  Speaker 10: but it's good man. When y'all going off to Vancouver.
• 29:24
  Speaker 10: I heard y'all got this little tour going on or whatever.
• 29:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, big Vancouver weekend at least part of the weekend,
• 29:31
  Speaker 1: and that'll be today.
• 29:31
  Speaker 2: You're gonna drive up there. You should start driving teough.
• 29:34
  Speaker 2: I don't think you're gonna make it, but we'll.
• 29:35
  Speaker 10: Be in if I could get from it later Vancouver
• 29:39
  Speaker 10: in that amount of time.
• 29:41
  Speaker 2: If you hold on and you're I assume you're not
• 29:45
  Speaker 2: available to leave right now. Right, you can't really leave
• 29:48
  Speaker 2: right now. Let's see, when would you make it?
• 29:51
  Speaker 10: Got me on a plane right now, I'll make it
• 29:53
  Speaker 10: as soon as possible. Man.
• 29:55
  Speaker 2: So if I bought your if I bought your plane,
• 29:57
  Speaker 2: do you have your passport? You're ready to go? And
• 29:58
  Speaker 2: all that stuff?
• 29:59
  Speaker 1: What says year It would take nineteen hours to drive
• 30:02
  Speaker 1: from LA to Vancouver. So that means that you would
• 30:07
  Speaker 1: not make it. I'm sorry, it's twelve hundred and seventy
• 30:11
  Speaker 1: six miles.
• 30:12
  Speaker 10: Maybe in another lifetime or another year, you know, well,
• 30:16
  Speaker 10: or you if you.
• 30:17
  Speaker 1: Can Tito, if you can contact like the goblins the
• 30:20
  Speaker 1: aliens that are out there, you could take a spaceship
• 30:24
  Speaker 1: up to Vancouver and then you'd be good to go.
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: Or you could just fly.
• 30:27
  Speaker 10: Oh yeah, that's easier for Ben Maler to say, what's
• 30:30
  Speaker 10: your connection time?
• 30:32
  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, oh yeah, I know all the goblins and
• 30:34
  Speaker 2: all that.
• 30:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, for sure. Yeah, lizard people. I'm friends with
• 30:37
  Speaker 1: lizard people.
• 30:38
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Nah.
• 30:40
  Speaker 10: But I'm right here really not talking about nothing. I'm
• 30:42
  Speaker 10: gonna let you go.
• 30:43
  Speaker 2: I just want all right, go away, thank you. Yes,
• 30:45
  Speaker 2: you have nothing to say.
• 30:45
  Speaker 1: I appreciate that you'll hang out with us when we
• 30:48
  Speaker 1: do in La meet and greet. Who knows when that'll be,
• 30:50
  Speaker 1: but at some point though will hopefully be one hopefully,
• 30:53
  Speaker 1: you know, hopees we's a word.
• 30:55
  Speaker 2: But later this year, later this year, and so we we're.
• 30:58
  Speaker 1: Gonna have ask ban your questions are answers.
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: We'll get to that for the rest of the hour.
• 31:07
  Speaker 2: It's ass been. We'll get to it, we will do
• 31:10
  Speaker 2: it next.
• 31:11
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• 31:14
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• 31:17
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• 31:18
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• 31:22
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• 32:01
  Speaker 3: It's now time for time for Harry Harry Cally Wait
• 32:05
  Speaker 3: ask Twitter, send us your questions on Twitter now.
• 32:09
  Speaker 2: And it is asked. Ben, Your questions are answered for
• 32:13
  Speaker 2: the rest of the hour. Or what do we have here, Coop?
• 32:16
  Speaker 5: We're gonna start off with a question from a Manuel
• 32:19
  Speaker 5: in Guardina. He wants to know, Ben, will you be
• 32:23
  Speaker 5: smuggling back any maple syrup or Canadian bacon in Coop's suitcase.
• 32:27
  Speaker 5: And will Loraina be buying a lumberjack bikini or Canadian
• 32:31
  Speaker 5: tuxedo bikini?
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: Well, stay tuned.
• 32:34
  Speaker 1: There'll be some surprises at the mallor meet and greet tonight.
• 32:37
  Speaker 2: We're excited to.
• 32:38
  Speaker 1: We can't announce what that is, but you'll you'll want
• 32:41
  Speaker 1: to see some of the photographs of that. My plan
• 32:44
  Speaker 1: is to just take an extra bag and fill it.
• 32:47
  Speaker 2: With those little cheese snacks they have. They're much better
• 32:50
  Speaker 2: than what we have here in the US.
• 32:51
  Speaker 1: And whatever I find, we'll see it's some cheesy Canadian souvenirs.
• 32:57
  Speaker 2: And what about you, Lorena, You.
• 32:59
  Speaker 9: Got me thinking about a Canadian tuxedo bathing suit, that's
• 33:02
  Speaker 9: for sure.
• 33:04
  Speaker 4: I was thinking, you know, maybe a moose tattoo.
• 33:07
  Speaker 2: Yeah, it'd be good to commemorate event. What about you, Coop?
• 33:12
  Speaker 5: Uh, I'm I guess maple syrup does sound good? Are
• 33:16
  Speaker 5: we in the right area of I mean it is
• 33:18
  Speaker 5: all of Canada maple syrup?
• 33:19
  Speaker 1: Well, I mean it's known as a Canadian the eastern one, yeah,
• 33:25
  Speaker 1: from which is.
• 33:26
  Speaker 2: In the US, and then above that is where.
• 33:28
  Speaker 5: The gotcha got just so, yes, I don't know if
• 33:30
  Speaker 5: I'm going to be bringing back maple syrup. But you
• 33:32
  Speaker 5: know I'll be bringing back something.
• 33:34
  Speaker 2: Okay, what is next year? To ask? Ben? Your questions
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: are answered.
• 33:38
  Speaker 5: Ryan and Maine. Would like to know Ryan Mayo or
• 33:42
  Speaker 5: Butter on your lobster roll?
• 33:45
  Speaker 3: Uh?
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: Well, butter would be I don't know lobster roles, but
• 33:50
  Speaker 2: I'd go butter. What about you have a rain?
• 33:51
  Speaker 4: No, I gotta do butter, baby, not that I.
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: Don't believe in seafood. How about you?
• 33:56
  Speaker 5: Butter's the only answer. The Connecticut, I believe that is Connecticut. Yeah,
• 34:03
  Speaker 5: the Mayo is a main lobster roll.
• 34:05
  Speaker 2: I think, Oh, you just ripped the people to Maine. Okay,
• 34:09
  Speaker 2: that's they love their lapster. You go to Portland, Maine,
• 34:11
  Speaker 2: every gift shop has a lapse this shirt. All right,
• 34:13
  Speaker 2: what's next? What do we have?
• 34:15
  Speaker 5: All right?
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: First, Ben, your question is.
• 34:18
  Speaker 5: Are answer ferg Dog would like to know?
• 34:21
  Speaker 2: Hi Fergie?
• 34:23
  Speaker 5: Have you ever t peed or egged anyone's house or
• 34:26
  Speaker 5: had it done to you?
• 34:28
  Speaker 2: Yes? Both accounts.
• 34:30
  Speaker 1: When I was growing up, I lived in a community
• 34:32
  Speaker 1: that had nothing, but like Orange Groves, we had a
• 34:35
  Speaker 1: lot of freak time on our hands.
• 34:36
  Speaker 2: There was no internet and there was a lot of
• 34:40
  Speaker 2: toilet paper throwing, and we used to go around when
• 34:44
  Speaker 2: I was in high school.
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: We get random stuff off the road, like the side
• 34:47
  Speaker 1: of the road, like those cones, and put it on.
• 34:50
  Speaker 2: People's like homes, and we were troublemakers. What about you
• 34:53
  Speaker 2: with rain?
• 34:53
  Speaker 9: Oh, I think it's funny that tpeeing is practically illegal
• 34:56
  Speaker 9: now after COVID bud. Yeah, because the toilet paper is short.
• 35:00
  Speaker 9: But no, I never tpe at anyone's houses. We would
• 35:03
  Speaker 9: do tampons and forks.
• 35:06
  Speaker 2: Well that's pretty what want.
• 35:07
  Speaker 9: Yeah, so you take plastic forks and you stab them
• 35:09
  Speaker 9: all throughout the front yard, and then you take tampons
• 35:13
  Speaker 9: and you throw them all over the place.
• 35:15
  Speaker 4: And it would be on a rainy day too, we
• 35:16
  Speaker 4: would do when it was raining.
• 35:18
  Speaker 10: Oh.
• 35:18
  Speaker 2: Those were good to pick up, super fun, Okay cool.
• 35:23
  Speaker 5: I was a good kid, so I did not do
• 35:26
  Speaker 5: that to anybody for it.
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: But I did tell you there is something majestic, Cooper
• 35:31
  Speaker 1: if you throw a roll of toilet.
• 35:32
  Speaker 2: Paper and at the right angle as it's flying through
• 35:35
  Speaker 2: the air, the trail of the toilet paper.
• 35:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I could I could see that being gratifying. I
• 35:41
  Speaker 5: did have my car egged though shortly after high school.
• 35:45
  Speaker 5: That sucks because it scratches your paint.
• 35:48
  Speaker 1: Yeah, the problem is you got to get rid of
• 35:50
  Speaker 1: that right away if you leave, if you don't know
• 35:52
  Speaker 1: about it, and the eggs on the car for a while, yeah, yeah,
• 35:55
  Speaker 1: you're really you're screwed.
• 35:57
  Speaker 2: It's asked men.
• 35:57
  Speaker 1: Your questions are answers for the all of the hour
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  Speaker 1: hashtag asked ben.
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  Speaker 2: If you like this bit, we do it every week
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  Speaker 2: at this time. If you don't like the bit, we
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  Speaker 2: only do it once once a week. So who cares.
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  Speaker 2: That's it all right? What's next?
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  Speaker 5: Donkey Sausage has a question from twenty fifteen. Hi Donkey,
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  Speaker 5: he would like to know do you have cable or
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  Speaker 5: satellite TV?
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  Speaker 1: Well, yeah, yeah, none, mean, Bob, I haven't had cable
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  Speaker 1: or satellite television in years.
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  Speaker 2: I'm able to watch.
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  Speaker 1: Everything I need on the interweb and the streaming and
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  Speaker 1: other places.
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  Speaker 2: So yeah, no, it's been been a long time.
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  Speaker 1: And I would have kept I had DirecTV and I loved.
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  Speaker 2: It, and I would have kept it.
• 36:39
  Speaker 1: They just kept raising the price, and I was like,
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  Speaker 1: I could buy a car, I could pay for a
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  Speaker 1: car every month, or get.
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  Speaker 2: The I mean, why would I do that? I mean,
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  Speaker 2: I like TV, but it's so stupid with.
• 36:49
  Speaker 1: All the channels I need to get to watch the games.
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  Speaker 1: What about you, Lorraine?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, no, I only have Netflix.
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  Speaker 2: You don't pay for any other streaming shit.
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  Speaker 4: No, I'm very cheap and I don't think watching TV
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  Speaker 4: is worth my money.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, what about radio?
• 37:05
  Speaker 4: I love radio. I listened to radio all the time,
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  Speaker 4: even on my drives home.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, almost people in the car. What about you?
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  Speaker 6: Cool?
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  Speaker 5: I too used to have direct TV, but when they
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  Speaker 5: lost NFL Sunday Ticket, there was no reason for me
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  Speaker 5: to stick around. So now I pay almost as much
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  Speaker 5: as I did for Direct TV, paying for fifteen different
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  Speaker 5: streaming streaming services. And I also have a Spectrum TV.
• 37:34
  Speaker 5: It's like the Internet streaming plan because that's the only
• 37:38
  Speaker 5: way I can watch like the Angels and the Lakers.
• 37:40
  Speaker 1: And there are some other ways you might be able
• 37:43
  Speaker 1: to do that.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, what is what is next year?
• 37:47
  Speaker 5: Georgia boy would like to know.
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  Speaker 2: Hi, Georgia Boy.
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  Speaker 5: What is the strangest thing that you've eaten? Deep fried?
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  Speaker 7: Ooh?
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  Speaker 4: I like this question.
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  Speaker 1: I don't by act it in that there were some
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  Speaker 1: things I ate that got you know how you get
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  Speaker 1: the fries and there's other stuff in there, like, so
• 38:05
  Speaker 1: it'd be like zucchini or some other random vegetables.
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  Speaker 5: Is delicious, yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Mushrooms, yeah, something like nothing intentionally, I guess some kind
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  Speaker 1: of weird fried seafood. I ate one time. I don't
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  Speaker 1: know what kind of seafood it was because it was fried,
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  Speaker 1: but I don't like seafood, so something like that.
• 38:23
  Speaker 9: What about you, Lorrain, It's got to be like a
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  Speaker 9: fried oreo from the fair?
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  Speaker 5: Okay, does that really count?
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  Speaker 3: Though?
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  Speaker 2: That's good?
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  Speaker 5: That's like I I mean, it's strange.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's not something I would normally deprice.
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  Speaker 2: Strange though, because that's every fair I've ever been to.
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  Speaker 5: I guess something.
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  Speaker 4: Twinkie. Yeah, but that used to be a new concoction.
• 38:42
  Speaker 5: You're right, You're right, those are Those are kind of
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  Speaker 5: standard now though.
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  Speaker 2: Fifteen years ago.
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  Speaker 4: That doesn't make them any less weird.
• 38:47
  Speaker 5: No, Now you got to step it up and not
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  Speaker 5: just got to be like fried.
• 38:50
  Speaker 4: Like candy fried cotton.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, all right, coop uh Alligator Louisiana.
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  Speaker 5: It was a cruise leaving from Florida, so so kind
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  Speaker 5: of yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I got you that.
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  Speaker 5: It was pretty good.
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  Speaker 1: All right, what's what's next? Years it's asked Ben, your
• 39:12
  Speaker 1: questions are.
• 39:12
  Speaker 5: Answered, I'm gonna I'm gonna ask another one from Donkey Sausage.
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  Speaker 5: He wants to know do you still watch DVD or
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  Speaker 5: Blu Ray DVDs.
• 39:23
  Speaker 1: No, I have not watched a DVD or Blu Ray
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  Speaker 1: DVD in probably ten years.
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  Speaker 2: What about you, of Lorain, No, I have.
• 39:30
  Speaker 9: Yeah, there's a since I don't have the other streaming services.
• 39:33
  Speaker 9: I watched a lot of Disney movies on DVD and
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  Speaker 9: Blu Ray at the house.
• 39:37
  Speaker 5: Oh boy, it's probably been about ten years for me.
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  Speaker 5: But I just I still have a drawer filled with
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  Speaker 5: DVDs and Blu Rays and all that. I just haven't
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  Speaker 5: touched it in ten years.
• 39:48
  Speaker 4: Order.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, well cool is at least no pop up commercials
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  Speaker 2: when you watch a DVD. That's a good thing.