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WD-40 feat. Dana Beers | Son of a Boy Dad #416 · Son of a Boy Dad

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  Speaker 5: Already. Welcome back to the Son of a Boy Dad podcast.
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  Speaker 5: We are here live in Chicago with Dana Bears.
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  Speaker 6: Hello, Hey boys, honor to get the call up for this.
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  Speaker 6: Oh we love we guys are crushing it, dude.
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  Speaker 1: Well we know that, but that's obvious, bro. But do
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  Speaker 1: you remember your last appearance. The time of year, was
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  Speaker 1: the duration, and the drink.
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  Speaker 6: It was around Thanksgiving or Christmas, probably Christmas, and there
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  Speaker 6: was a brown liquor and milk, not milk, same ship
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  Speaker 6: or was it milk.
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  Speaker 5: Similar? It's basically is milk.
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  Speaker 1: And we had you on for how many minutes at
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  Speaker 1: least eight, probably between eight to ten at most ten.
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  Speaker 1: Doesn't come a long way since then, thanks to you, honestly, Yeah, honestly,
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  Speaker 1: this is our big thank you to Finally.
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  Speaker 4: I got you, dude.
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  Speaker 5: That episode really set us over the edge, took us
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  Speaker 5: to that next level that we were looking.
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  Speaker 4: To talked about just talking about it, like, I don't.
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  Speaker 5: Know what we talked about on the podcast yesterday let alone. Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: I forget how we started today. I'm already lost.
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  Speaker 1: No, we miss you like crazy, though I know that
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  Speaker 1: Francis always get to fucking a crack at you with
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  Speaker 1: his with his teaching series.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's nice to It's weird because, like my wife
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  Speaker 6: is from New York, so we're planning some trips there
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  Speaker 6: every now and then. But I would like to still
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  Speaker 6: come back and film more and do stuff with Franny.
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  Speaker 4: But it just hasn't happened as much as we had hoped. No,
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  Speaker 4: but you know it's okay. We try. We both believe
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  Speaker 4: in it. We enjoy working together. I'm trying to get
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  Speaker 4: him to come back to New York so that we
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  Speaker 4: can record and then I can take him to play
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  Speaker 4: some golf, but he doesn't want to do it, He says,
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  Speaker 4: he's not good enough.
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  Speaker 6: No, I when I'm good, I'm good, but I I
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  Speaker 6: have a mental I'm dealing with a mental problem on
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  Speaker 6: the golf course right now.
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  Speaker 4: And what's the issue? Yips? Yips?
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  Speaker 5: Where's the ball going? Just like everywhere?
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  Speaker 6: It started with my wedges and it would be like
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  Speaker 6: a sixty degree I would take a normal swing and
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  Speaker 6: it would just go like on the ground. Yeah, and
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  Speaker 6: then it got so bad that it was like onto
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  Speaker 6: my irons, and so it got to the point where
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  Speaker 6: I just didn't want to play golf anymore. I'm totally
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  Speaker 6: trying to get back in. But the word, the thing
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  Speaker 6: I don't want to do is go to a sick
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  Speaker 6: course with Francis and hit ground balls for three hours.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, that would be That would be annoying. But and
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  Speaker 4: I mean this one hundred percent sincerely, the best cure
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  Speaker 4: for the yips is drinking.
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  Speaker 5: I know, you just he just refuses to do that.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, Hey, I know, but I'm not going to fucking
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  Speaker 1: do it.
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  Speaker 5: I'm not going to try that.
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  Speaker 4: Dana. Dana, you should have some drinks and then it'll
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  Speaker 4: quiet the voices of worry in your head and you'll
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  Speaker 4: just sort of led your old athletic swing take over
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  Speaker 4: and your muscle memory.
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  Speaker 6: And I've been hitting the SIM a little bit. Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: that's the simun a lot better, a lot better. So
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  Speaker 6: I haven't done SIM. But once you get out to
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  Speaker 6: the course, I haven't played on a course since October,
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  Speaker 6: so I don't want to be the first time I
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  Speaker 6: hop back in to be embarrassing myself with Francis.
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  Speaker 1: I don't think you're gonna embarrass yourself. I think that
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  Speaker 1: you uh underestimate yourself and downplay yourself, and I think.
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  Speaker 5: You're gonna wind up being fine.
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  Speaker 4: Those guys are so cool over there for friends. What
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  Speaker 4: do you mean you know it's cool cool. We're not
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  Speaker 4: gonna be going I'm not gonna be like guys. Everybody.
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  Speaker 4: This is my buddy Dana, come watch him play around.
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  Speaker 4: You know that's not what will happen. We'll hit our
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  Speaker 4: first T shots, maybe a couple of people will watch.
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  Speaker 4: You'll probably do poorly off the first T it's always
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  Speaker 4: the most pressure pack shot. What if I took a xanax.
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  Speaker 4: It's a great idea. I've never done that. Just think
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  Speaker 4: a beta blocker would be better for you. The beta
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  Speaker 4: what's the difference.
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  Speaker 5: Beta blocker doesn't do anything. Beta blocker, it's a heart,
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  Speaker 5: it's a blood it's a blood pressure medication that they
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  Speaker 5: use off script for anxiety and specifically performance anxiety. And
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  Speaker 5: it pretty much just makes it like sex. No, I
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  Speaker 5: don't think it would work for that. It might.
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  Speaker 1: I think it's the kind of thing that probably would
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  Speaker 1: ruin your.
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  Speaker 5: Sex, probably if I had to guess, because it slows
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  Speaker 5: like it pretty much, it just it. It prevents your
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  Speaker 5: adrenaline from spiking. It won't like your heart rate won't
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  Speaker 5: get like out of control, and you won't get like
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  Speaker 5: the sweaty hands, and like your armpits won't be sweatd Yeah,
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  Speaker 5: I'm a pia guy. Yeah.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah. Is that performance anxiety? Oh? Yeah, you are with
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  Speaker 4: with peeing sometimes with sex?
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  Speaker 5: Uh? Like stage being on stage? What are you on
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  Speaker 5: stage a lot?
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  Speaker 1: Are you on stage having sex a lot?
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  Speaker 5: On stage?
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  Speaker 7: I can't piss it from people, trying to say.
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  Speaker 5: In the same way though I can't piss in front
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  Speaker 5: of people.
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  Speaker 4: When you have performance anxiety during sex, is your anxiety
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  Speaker 4: that you won't be able to maintain an erection, achieve
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  Speaker 4: in erection or uh or arrive at ejaculation.
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  Speaker 5: Arrived at ejaculation. It's crazy. Usually a boner.
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  Speaker 4: Achieving once you get like keeping the boat, keeping maintaining
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  Speaker 4: in erection.
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  Speaker 1: But you're just you're having a lot of your sex.
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  Speaker 1: Excuse me for santus. It might might be drunk though, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: so you're fighting against yourself.
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  Speaker 4: It's mostly the w D.
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  Speaker 1: The whiskey, even without the whiskey.
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  Speaker 4: Whiskey.
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  Speaker 6: Well, you know what, we have stuff like that in
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  Speaker 6: my bag.
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  Speaker 4: That was very good.
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  Speaker 5: I think you got to just take the forty beers
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  Speaker 5: down and then at the end of the night get
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  Speaker 5: a little beta blocker in you. Okay, that's that will
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  Speaker 5: kill me.
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  Speaker 4: I don't think you should be the Only.
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  Speaker 6: Thing I know about beta blockers is that guy on
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  Speaker 6: Summerhouse on the reunion, right, he was beta blockered out.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, as a couple, they were beta block so he didn't.
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  Speaker 5: He just sat there like this.
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  Speaker 4: The whole time.
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  Speaker 1: They were like, you're the worst person that's ever walked
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  Speaker 1: the face of the earth, and he was like, all right, okay,
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  Speaker 1: we all fucking hate you as a friend group now,
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  Speaker 1: and like you're like a bad person to your core,
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  Speaker 1: and they were just both like whatever, Like people aren't
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  Speaker 1: allowed to be in love.
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  Speaker 5: I don't think people people think that. I think people
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  Speaker 5: think that beta blockers are much stronger than they are
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  Speaker 5: then they were on Alpha blocker.
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  Speaker 4: No, hold on a minute, now, maybe you haven't had
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  Speaker 4: that much experience, right or a success success. Rather, they
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  Speaker 4: don't work that well for you.
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  Speaker 5: No, I've take I took them and then they didn't work,
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  Speaker 5: and then I kept taking them and they started working.
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  Speaker 4: Well, that's because you washed down your beta blocker with
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  Speaker 4: fourteen energy drinks, seven jewel pods.
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  Speaker 5: Now, the beta blockers, I'm just saying, they're not You
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  Speaker 5: don't feel anything. It's not like xanax or klonipin or
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  Speaker 5: anything like that. It's not a Benzo's like, you don't
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  Speaker 5: you don't feel anything.
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  Speaker 4: But that's the point. You also don't feel the creeping
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  Speaker 4: sense of doom as you stand over a ball near
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  Speaker 4: the green right.
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  Speaker 5: Like, is that the thought, Oh, because you still have
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  Speaker 5: mental anxiety. It doesn't do anything for your brain.
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  Speaker 4: Just slows your heart rate.
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  Speaker 5: It just slows down your heart rate, that's all it does.
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  Speaker 4: Well, that would help me, I mean, yeah, I remember
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  Speaker 4: in my most sort of fearful moments on the golf
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  Speaker 4: course where I thought like oh my god, I'm not
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  Speaker 4: going to hit this well. I could feel my heart
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  Speaker 4: pounding my chest.
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  Speaker 5: Definitely, Yeah, it does help in that way, but I'm
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  Speaker 5: just saying, like, mentally it does nothing.
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  Speaker 1: Boys, let's experience, let's experiment with drugs, like, let's try
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  Speaker 1: these all together. You would take activities, yeah, honestly, you'd
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  Speaker 1: probably let's piss and let's have sex. Yeah, and let's
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  Speaker 1: just see and just see if we that shit works,
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  Speaker 1: because it probably it works for some people.
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  Speaker 5: Some people swear by it. Nothing works better than a
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  Speaker 5: good old benzo, if we're being honest, that's the cure.
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  Speaker 4: I've never indulged.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, maybe I don't have the golf game.
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  Speaker 4: I'm afraid I would like it too much.
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  Speaker 5: I don't take it. Yeah, I mean I definitely wouldn't
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  Speaker 5: be doing it. Are you a high anxiety person in general?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah?
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  Speaker 5: I have anxiety.
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  Speaker 6: I'm like, uh, I have very general anxiety. I've had
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  Speaker 6: I've had bouts with like panic attacks. I've been on
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  Speaker 6: medication pretty much since.
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  Speaker 4: I was in high school. But uh, you know, just
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  Speaker 4: pretty general shiit. What's going on? Good over there? I've
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  Speaker 4: never seen a mic stand with so many knops. I've
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  Speaker 4: never seen it. There's this thing telescopes in fourteen ways.
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  Speaker 4: Who's who needs it to bend this much? Seriously, I
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  Speaker 4: don't look at look at how many different ways.
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  Speaker 5: It is, bending in ways I've never been then and then.
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  Speaker 4: As a result, there's no structural integrity whatsoever.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, things, there's there's got to be a knobby.
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  Speaker 4: I can't figure out which knob to titan in order
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  Speaker 4: to get it to stop this.
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  Speaker 5: I think it's just the big one, the one with
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  Speaker 5: no no, no, the one above that this.
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  Speaker 4: There we go. Look, it's fine, and I feel bad, Tyler,
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  Speaker 4: You're doing a great job. This is not on you, obviously.
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  Speaker 5: That you've got.
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  Speaker 4: We go and now we're cooking, so we think, and
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  Speaker 4: then it starts doing what Dana does ten minutes, ten
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  Speaker 4: pumps in, wilting, wilting under the pressure, drooping, and then
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  Speaker 4: being like, I promise this isn't about you.
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  Speaker 5: It's me.
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  Speaker 1: I'm stressed at work. Are you watching a summerhouse? Are
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  Speaker 1: you watching shows like that?
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  Speaker 7: Oh?
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, my wife loves that ship. So I it's
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  Speaker 6: pretty addicting.
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  Speaker 4: By the way, I love every guy that answers that question.
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  Speaker 4: It's always like, yeah, my wife loves all that fucking
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  Speaker 4: ship shit, trash shit. You know, dude, it's all like
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  Speaker 4: tune in. It's never like yes, I personally enjoy it
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  Speaker 4: and we together watch it because I've found an emotional
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  Speaker 4: stakes that I can act.
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  Speaker 5: I had to guess, I would say Roan is leading
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  Speaker 5: the charge in the house. I have to watch Summer.
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  Speaker 5: I know all of it. Yeah, you're definitely the one
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  Speaker 5: like turning it off.
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  Speaker 7: Oh, sometimes I'll toss.
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  Speaker 4: I'll be like, what should toss the housewives on?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it should be on at like five o'clock, except
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  Speaker 1: for they're giving you below deck at five o'clock. If
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  Speaker 1: it was on at five.
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  Speaker 5: O'clock, i'll fuck with blow deck.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, below deck?
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  Speaker 4: What's that, dude?
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  Speaker 5: It's drama.
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  Speaker 4: It's some bullshit. It's some absolute bullshit.
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  Speaker 1: It's just like they're on a it's the staff of
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  Speaker 1: a personal yacht, and it's just they don't really have
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  Speaker 1: that much drama. It's just I mean, it's cool, I
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  Speaker 1: guess as like a travel show, but like the levels
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  Speaker 1: of what they could be doing in front of all
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  Speaker 1: these guests is way lower. It's not a salacious so
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  Speaker 1: it's some bullshit, like we need to have the is
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  Speaker 1: it just like Benzoede out Housewives. We're having public fights,
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  Speaker 1: like throwing glasses at each other and like getting divorced
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  Speaker 1: and like stealing each other's man.
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  Speaker 4: You've been watching Rory.
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  Speaker 5: I was talking a little bit about it yesterday.
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  Speaker 4: What's Rory wrote? Real House Swells of Rhode Island.
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  Speaker 1: Oh okay, Honestly, I think that, like guys get into
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  Speaker 1: watching Bravo shows because of sports guilt, and like you
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  Speaker 1: watch enough sports where it's like, okay, like I've had Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: like you you take a bunch of days and we'll
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  Speaker 1: really buy in. But my wife doesn't quit pro quot
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  Speaker 1: and like sports in return, Like I'm liking the shit
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  Speaker 1: out of her shows, but she doesn't.
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  Speaker 5: She still doesn't give a fuck about about sports.
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  Speaker 6: Oh no, I my wife likes football, but she I
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  Speaker 6: watch basketball pretty much every night and she's she hates
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  Speaker 6: it absolutely.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, it's too diverse for her. Basketball is boring
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  Speaker 5: as hell? What slow? The last four minutes of the
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  Speaker 5: game are great?
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  Speaker 1: That's such like a old that's the slowest part.
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  Speaker 4: Though, I know, but that's when that's the only entertaining part.
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  Speaker 5: That's such an old dude. Take that's that sucks. It's
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  Speaker 5: just not really for me.
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  Speaker 4: That's all. Leave it at that.
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  Speaker 5: Leave it at that.
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  Speaker 1: Chris Klehmmer was talking about how boring the World Cup is,
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  Speaker 1: how boring soccer is, and he's like, it's nothing compared
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  Speaker 1: to baseball.
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  Speaker 5: Like base I was like, are you fucking kidding me?
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  Speaker 1: There's a non stop movement and action during the World Cup,
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  Speaker 1: and baseball it's only stops.
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  Speaker 5: They sped up the game baseball is. That's a crazy one.
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  Speaker 4: I didn't check the final score. Did you guys over
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  Speaker 4: end up hitting last night? Or no? Oh?
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  Speaker 5: I didn't check either. Actually I didn't check either.
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  Speaker 4: Wow, it must be nice place a bet. Don't even
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  Speaker 4: care if it had I would.
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  Speaker 1: Assume no, it was for the It's really the thrill
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  Speaker 1: of the chase. I would never betify if I needed
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  Speaker 1: to tell you.
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  Speaker 4: Right bush, fuck you money.
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  Speaker 5: Yeah, let's see, it doesn't look like it was five
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  Speaker 5: to two. It stayed the same, the same.
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, I didn't know.
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  Speaker 5: It did not get out to any Cubs games since
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  Speaker 5: you've been here.
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  Speaker 6: I've been to a couple of my My new number
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  Speaker 6: one goal in life is to catch a ball at
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  Speaker 6: a game. But like off the bat, not in warm ups,
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  Speaker 6: not like some dude throws it to you from the outfield.
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  Speaker 6: I want to catch a ball while with a beer
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  Speaker 6: in my hands. That's my number one goal in life.
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  Speaker 4: We're talking home run? Are we talking foul ball?
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  Speaker 5: Home run? But you want it to be a home run?
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  Speaker 5: You know, home would be so sick.
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  Speaker 1: But foul ball is sick though, because the angle of
• 16:32
  Speaker 1: a foul ball, like a home run comes to you
• 16:34
  Speaker 1: like like tracking a foul ball.
• 16:36
  Speaker 6: Yeah, it's true, but you could kind of cheat the
• 16:39
  Speaker 6: foul ball system and go to the spots where there's
• 16:41
  Speaker 6: a lot of foul balls, like you go on the
• 16:45
  Speaker 6: on the third baseline or the first baseline. Home run
• 16:48
  Speaker 6: would be So have you have you like got tickets
• 16:51
  Speaker 6: to like position yourself. I've gone to like three or
• 16:53
  Speaker 6: four games.
• 16:54
  Speaker 4: Yeah, and one of them.
• 16:55
  Speaker 5: Was so close to me, really how close?
• 16:58
  Speaker 4: Like ten feet?
• 17:00
  Speaker 1: Oh, you're going to get one. I know you are
• 17:02
  Speaker 1: going to get one. I told I think you have
• 17:04
  Speaker 1: to just start speaking into existence.
• 17:06
  Speaker 6: I know it's been I've caught one at a minor
• 17:07
  Speaker 6: league game and it was the most selectrifying.
• 17:10
  Speaker 4: I caught one at a minor league game. So but
• 17:13
  Speaker 4: it rolled and then I caught it.
• 17:15
  Speaker 6: I caught it off the ceiling and I caught with
• 17:16
  Speaker 6: one hand, and I gave it to a kid behind me.
• 17:19
  Speaker 4: Coolest thing. I took it like a girl wanted it,
• 17:22
  Speaker 4: and I took and I got it. Now, in my defense,
• 17:26
  Speaker 4: this was when I was in middle school, so I
• 17:27
  Speaker 4: myself was probably only like twelve.
• 17:29
  Speaker 5: Yeah, well, yeah, the girl was seven. You take that ball.
• 17:34
  Speaker 4: It was pretty young.
• 17:35
  Speaker 1: If she's younger than you, you got to give it
• 17:37
  Speaker 1: to her now. But that wasn't the rule then, correct.
• 17:39
  Speaker 5: I feel like I feel like that you keep that.
• 17:43
  Speaker 4: Yeah I did. I would.
• 17:44
  Speaker 5: I wouldn't be giving that shit up. I wouldn't be
• 17:46
  Speaker 5: I don't know if i'd be giving it up now.
• 17:47
  Speaker 1: To be honest, I'm telling my kids that they have
• 17:49
  Speaker 1: to give up the ball at any age. You're only
• 17:53
  Speaker 1: like a g giving up the ball. I would like
• 17:55
  Speaker 1: to get one and give it to them. But if
• 17:56
  Speaker 1: they catch a ball giving it to someone, they don't.
• 17:58
  Speaker 5: Have to do it. It's not the rule.
• 17:59
  Speaker 1: But but you'll look like a stud. You find any
• 18:02
  Speaker 1: woman and give them the ball, or any little kid
• 18:05
  Speaker 1: younger than you.
• 18:06
  Speaker 4: I think we got to reverse five seconds of gratification.
• 18:10
  Speaker 4: There's no lasting benefit.
• 18:12
  Speaker 1: If it gets caught on camera, you're viral forever.
• 18:15
  Speaker 5: I think I think we got to reverse that completely.
• 18:18
  Speaker 5: Agree the trend of if you catch the ball and
• 18:21
  Speaker 5: then you got to give it to the closest girl
• 18:24
  Speaker 5: or child.
• 18:25
  Speaker 4: There's an entitlement. Children grow up thinking that they fucking
• 18:29
  Speaker 4: souvenir home run balls will just be handed to them
• 18:31
  Speaker 4: on a silver ball.
• 18:32
  Speaker 1: For some reason, you're saying, if they're if we're gonna
• 18:35
  Speaker 1: pay equal wages to women and children, we need to
• 18:38
  Speaker 1: have them fight for the fucking ball equal rights.
• 18:40
  Speaker 4: Can you know where they're not giving balls to kids? Korea?
• 18:44
  Speaker 5: Yeah? Yeah, damn straight. Those kids are in school. How
• 18:48
  Speaker 5: do you know they're the ones that have balls.
• 18:50
  Speaker 4: Because they have the highest teenage suicide rate in the
• 18:52
  Speaker 4: world because the pressure is so high.
• 18:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah, but they that.
• 18:55
  Speaker 1: Doesn't mean maybe if they got a couple of balls, Yeah, you.
• 18:57
  Speaker 6: Could still catch a ball and kill yourself, you're less
• 19:02
  Speaker 6: likely to do so.
• 19:03
  Speaker 5: I think I would agree. I think it's like if
• 19:05
  Speaker 5: you if I think if there's probably some sort of
• 19:08
  Speaker 5: statistic where you could find it where it's like anyone
• 19:10
  Speaker 5: who has caught a baseball at a game like your
• 19:13
  Speaker 5: suicide chances go down by like ninety percent. Yeah, you're
• 19:16
  Speaker 5: always going back to that.
• 19:17
  Speaker 4: But caught a ball, right, yeah, not handed a ball, Oh,
• 19:21
  Speaker 4: handed a ball that's doing nothing. Handed a ball means like,
• 19:24
  Speaker 4: oh I need to be on pills. Yes, yes, And
• 19:28
  Speaker 4: then one day you abuse.
• 19:29
  Speaker 5: Them to try to forget about the ball that you
• 19:31
  Speaker 5: lost correctly. So really they're really doing it out there
• 19:34
  Speaker 5: like that.
• 19:35
  Speaker 4: Yeah, Korea is really bad. South Korea, by the way, Well,
• 19:40
  Speaker 4: isn't that the less bad one?
• 19:41
  Speaker 5: It is? It's also North Korea. Nothing is They don't
• 19:44
  Speaker 5: really publicize anything.
• 19:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah, we don't know anything that's coming out of North Korea,
• 19:47
  Speaker 4: but could it's probably much Well, it's probably. But in
• 19:53
  Speaker 4: South Korea, the academic schedule and expectations of kids is
• 19:59
  Speaker 4: so high and so strenuous that they buckle under the
• 20:01
  Speaker 4: pressure and end up killing themselves. There was an article
• 20:04
  Speaker 4: written about this. Apparently, like these kids they go to
• 20:06
  Speaker 4: school starting at seven am till three pm, and then
• 20:10
  Speaker 4: they like have this after school, you know, we would
• 20:14
  Speaker 4: go to like soccer practice, Like they have English learning
• 20:19
  Speaker 4: after school from you know, three thirty to five thirty.
• 20:23
  Speaker 4: And then there are these like American prep programs for
• 20:28
  Speaker 4: standardized test prep or college application essay teaching or like
• 20:33
  Speaker 4: whatever it is to try to get get into colleges
• 20:36
  Speaker 4: in the West. And those go to like eight thirty
• 20:39
  Speaker 4: and then they have homework until two in the morning.
• 20:41
  Speaker 5: And then at two in the morning they have not
• 20:42
  Speaker 5: tying and gun maintenance that's.
• 20:45
  Speaker 4: Right, shoe polishing, rifle spinning, and then they wake up
• 20:50
  Speaker 4: at seven am start over, and they can't they can't
• 20:53
  Speaker 4: keep up.
• 20:53
  Speaker 6: But what's like the what's what's the upside? What's the
• 20:57
  Speaker 6: upside of being a South Korean? They have the best
• 21:00
  Speaker 6: skin in the World's.
• 21:03
  Speaker 1: No, there is a lot, and I'm glad you asked one.
• 21:06
  Speaker 1: They huge export for them is a boy bands. So
• 21:11
  Speaker 1: it's like there's a really high chance that you wind
• 21:13
  Speaker 1: up in a K pop group and can harmonize.
• 21:16
  Speaker 5: Brilliantly and billions and make billions.
• 21:19
  Speaker 4: Yeah, k pop, k pop and skincare really good skincare,
• 21:23
  Speaker 4: unbelievable skincare, the best skincare products, cheap.
• 21:27
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's also good barbecue. They also have great barbeaue.
• 21:31
  Speaker 4: They have good barbecue.
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: There is upside, there's really high upside, but also really
• 21:36
  Speaker 1: low down side, really low.
• 21:38
  Speaker 6: Massages, great films, films, great films, great films.
• 21:43
  Speaker 4: The Koreans are the best, second best in the world
• 21:45
  Speaker 4: at making films.
• 21:46
  Speaker 1: Behind the Nigerians, behind us.
• 21:49
  Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know if you're fucking with not at all, parasite,
• 21:52
  Speaker 4: old boy.
• 21:54
  Speaker 5: Yeah, they got a bunch of movies men, pretty much
• 21:57
  Speaker 5: like every movie that you see that's Korean. I don't
• 21:59
  Speaker 5: really want most of them, so I don't like doing
• 22:01
  Speaker 5: the subtitles and all that. But like if you look
• 22:03
  Speaker 5: on IMDb, they're always like eight point nine out of ten,
• 22:07
  Speaker 5: crazy high ratings.
• 22:08
  Speaker 4: I have a lot of respect for South Koreans. I
• 22:11
  Speaker 4: love that.
• 22:11
  Speaker 5: Really, Why why is that.
• 22:13
  Speaker 4: Where that coming from?
• 22:14
  Speaker 5: Just said?
• 22:16
  Speaker 4: So that's new.
• 22:17
  Speaker 7: Yeahs I had found I said.
• 22:19
  Speaker 6: I would say I had medium respect for them before
• 22:23
  Speaker 6: because I didn't know much about them, But now I'm
• 22:25
  Speaker 6: at a high respect level.
• 22:26
  Speaker 5: Good's good.
• 22:27
  Speaker 1: We wanted that would you bring would you bring a
• 22:29
  Speaker 1: glove to a baseball game to catch a ball? I
• 22:32
  Speaker 1: have that soft ship. That's softest ship, dude, that's lame.
• 22:35
  Speaker 6: Yeah, are you gonna I hate foul ball guy or
• 22:39
  Speaker 6: home run guy whatever?
• 22:41
  Speaker 5: That guy, I hope he sees this.
• 22:45
  Speaker 4: Fight him.
• 22:47
  Speaker 5: I think that guy rules.
• 22:48
  Speaker 1: No I want to do you know who this dude is, Francis.
• 22:51
  Speaker 4: Yeah, of course, what do you got there?
• 22:53
  Speaker 5: Doesn't he have like a big ass?
• 22:54
  Speaker 1: I think this is a I think this is a cologne.
• 22:56
  Speaker 1: Oh here, why'd you open that thing up?
• 23:00
  Speaker 4: Take a little whack of that?
• 23:01
  Speaker 1: Yeah, past that, get that. Get this room stinking like
• 23:04
  Speaker 1: that cologne while we talk about who foul ball?
• 23:06
  Speaker 5: Guys?
• 23:06
  Speaker 4: Sure this is someone's sponsor, right.
• 23:09
  Speaker 1: Yeah, there's a there's a cooler full of cologne.
• 23:15
  Speaker 5: Literally, have a.
• 23:17
  Speaker 4: They're keeping those heart transplants smelling good.
• 23:21
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's not going to save your life, but it's
• 23:23
  Speaker 1: going to have your chest smelling incredible.
• 23:25
  Speaker 4: D you know, we have a policy of no looking
• 23:27
  Speaker 4: at cell phones when you're on son of avoid that.
• 23:29
  Speaker 6: I'm just making sure if Tyler can tell me when
• 23:31
  Speaker 6: twelve o'clock hits, that's all, that's all I need to know.
• 23:34
  Speaker 5: I'm sorry you got a heart out. I have to
• 23:36
  Speaker 5: do with Brandon shoot at twelve. He's doing a Cuervo commercial.
• 23:41
  Speaker 5: Always on the clock, always on the stop.
• 23:44
  Speaker 1: He won't watch the stuff on the golf course, never stop.
• 23:47
  Speaker 5: What would you say, are your big That's probably good
• 23:51
  Speaker 5: for the whole room two sprintches.
• 23:54
  Speaker 4: But that's gonna be strong.
• 23:56
  Speaker 5: That's good, that's good. I want to smell throw it
• 23:58
  Speaker 5: over here. I want to smell no, no, no, no,
• 24:00
  Speaker 5: don't throw it to don't because you know he's gonna
• 24:10
  Speaker 5: hail married his fingers. Because you know, Rome was definitely
• 24:15
  Speaker 5: the kid in high school with like doing the axe
• 24:17
  Speaker 5: bombs and ship You ever do that? You ever see
• 24:19
  Speaker 5: people do that? What is it when you get the portable,
• 24:23
  Speaker 5: you got the little mini acts and you throw a
• 24:25
  Speaker 5: rubber band around and you just like throw it into
• 24:27
  Speaker 5: a walker room. It's just spraying everywhere. I've never heard
• 24:32
  Speaker 5: of and then everyone has to walk around reeking like
• 24:35
  Speaker 5: acts the whole day.
• 24:38
  Speaker 1: I've never heard of that in my life a thing,
• 24:40
  Speaker 1: but I would have loved to have done that.
• 24:42
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I wasn't that.
• 24:45
  Speaker 4: Way. I knew something. I knew ax bomb differently. I
• 24:49
  Speaker 4: knew it to be a thing where people would like
• 24:51
  Speaker 4: light them on fire and throw them and they'd explode.
• 24:54
  Speaker 5: Oh no, yeah, we weren't doing that. This was like
• 24:56
  Speaker 5: in school, so that probably would have been that.
• 24:58
  Speaker 4: I mean, I like the ax I like your version better.
• 25:01
  Speaker 4: It's a little less harmful because this kid that I
• 25:04
  Speaker 4: used to tutor he was. He one day showed up
• 25:07
  Speaker 4: with a lesson in shorts and he had horrible burns
• 25:12
  Speaker 4: all up and down his leg, and uh, I was
• 25:15
  Speaker 4: like what happened? And he was like, wow, we were
• 25:17
  Speaker 4: playing with axe bombs. That's crazy, and he threw one
• 25:19
  Speaker 4: down on the ground kind of and it exploded and
• 25:21
  Speaker 4: lit his whole leg on fire.
• 25:23
  Speaker 5: Jesus.
• 25:23
  Speaker 6: We used to do a we used to have a
• 25:25
  Speaker 6: basketball camp back on the South Shore and they would
• 25:29
  Speaker 6: have like themed days and one of the days was
• 25:32
  Speaker 6: college shirt Day, so people would show up in their
• 25:34
  Speaker 6: favorite colleges. This fucking kid, Sanchez showed up in a
• 25:38
  Speaker 6: collared shirt. Little fucking collared shirt a shirt day. When
• 25:45
  Speaker 6: you first said it, I was like, he's saying college
• 25:46
  Speaker 6: or college.
• 25:49
  Speaker 7: Basketball poloed.
• 25:52
  Speaker 5: Like our USC and Boston collegeous collar shirt day. I
• 26:00
  Speaker 5: think he wasn't in the Marines.
• 26:02
  Speaker 1: That's the worst place to like say it in Boston
• 26:05
  Speaker 1: and makes it's like college college shirt day, college.
• 26:08
  Speaker 5: Shirt day shirt. Yeah, I could see that mixing.
• 26:10
  Speaker 1: College shirt like. It's kind of hard to keep raving.
• 26:13
  Speaker 1: I don't blame Sanchez, well, was he local to Boston?
• 26:17
  Speaker 5: Was actually a new kid? Yeah, so even It was.
• 26:20
  Speaker 7: Like his first like third day as a guy from
• 26:23
  Speaker 7: our high school.
• 26:24
  Speaker 1: So he didn't know the tradition of college shirt day.
• 26:26
  Speaker 5: You guys ever do like uh like spirit week and
• 26:29
  Speaker 5: all that. Oh yeah yeah, like dress up every day.
• 26:32
  Speaker 5: Yeah that was fun. I like that. I don't think
• 26:35
  Speaker 5: anything has given me more like stress and anxiety than
• 26:38
  Speaker 5: that just breaking down. I remember we me and my
• 26:42
  Speaker 5: buddies did it and we went as like uh we
• 26:45
  Speaker 5: did like Tropic Thunder, and I remember like our our
• 26:48
  Speaker 5: costumes were dog Ship.
• 26:49
  Speaker 1: Likely who is the who played the guy that does
• 26:52
  Speaker 1: black because that's one of the characters in Traffic.
• 26:58
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean Traffic Thunder. I meant the basketball one
• 27:01
  Speaker 5: oh bought Ricky Jackie Moon. Yeah yeah. Tropic Is that
• 27:07
  Speaker 5: the name of the movie Semi Pro?
• 27:09
  Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah they are.
• 27:12
  Speaker 5: So we all wore like tropic uniforms and like we
• 27:16
  Speaker 5: all like made them like they were really bad. And
• 27:19
  Speaker 5: I remember like second, like you go wild black face.
• 27:23
  Speaker 5: One of us was Andre three thousands. Yeah you like
• 27:26
  Speaker 5: you Like we would all like meet up in the
• 27:27
  Speaker 5: morning and like go to school together like.
• 27:29
  Speaker 4: Hang out and then we like you have to go
• 27:30
  Speaker 4: to class.
• 27:31
  Speaker 5: And I remember like being in the outfit the whole class,
• 27:33
  Speaker 5: and then like second period, like going to my next
• 27:35
  Speaker 5: class and like seeing Bo and he's just got like
• 27:38
  Speaker 5: shorts and a T shirt on, Like totally bailed. And
• 27:40
  Speaker 5: now I'm just walking around solo with this fucking Tropics
• 27:44
  Speaker 5: uniform and no one knows what it is. How many
• 27:48
  Speaker 5: people did it? Just two of you? I think it was.
• 27:50
  Speaker 5: I think it was three of us. And yeah, I
• 27:52
  Speaker 5: think so they all bailed. Everyone ends up bailing. We
• 27:56
  Speaker 5: all ended up bailing. You're just last to bail. Yeah,
• 27:59
  Speaker 5: that's fucking tough.
• 28:00
  Speaker 4: We didn't bail. You guys stayed strong. Brian Ertz and
• 28:03
  Speaker 4: I went to Goodwill and we wore all kinds of nonsense.
• 28:05
  Speaker 4: Asked for twin day, Oh hell yeah, because he was
• 28:08
  Speaker 4: a six foot three ginger as well.
• 28:10
  Speaker 5: You did twin day. M hm, twin day, So you
• 28:12
  Speaker 5: have to pick a twin yeah, basically, and what do
• 28:15
  Speaker 5: you wear the same clothes?
• 28:16
  Speaker 4: Correct?
• 28:17
  Speaker 1: Imagine getting twinned with the fat girl. Yeah I know,
• 28:19
  Speaker 1: and you're like, fuck now I'm a fat girl.
• 28:23
  Speaker 4: Yeah, not fun. That would be devastating.
• 28:27
  Speaker 1: There's got to be some people that weren't appropriate twins.
• 28:30
  Speaker 8: Yeah, you grind all year early mornings, late nights, fantasy drafts,
• 28:34
  Speaker 8: hustle mode on. But when summer hits, it's time to chill,
• 28:38
  Speaker 8: and Chevy Silverado makes that possible. We're talking towing the
• 28:41
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• 28:43
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• 28:46
  Speaker 8: all your gear inside. Silverado was comfy like a recliner,
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• 29:02
  Speaker 4: I was always in the dance off?
• 29:05
  Speaker 5: What'd you hit him with?
• 29:06
  Speaker 4: And in one year me and Hannah Wassluski want it together?
• 29:09
  Speaker 5: What is the dance off? What's the dance off?
• 29:11
  Speaker 4: It's a dance off.
• 29:12
  Speaker 5: Well I know that, but you said, like I always
• 29:14
  Speaker 5: always in the dance off.
• 29:15
  Speaker 4: Well, you picked two people from your class to represent
• 29:18
  Speaker 4: the class and the dance off. Oh so it was
• 29:20
  Speaker 4: just you and one other person. Correct? And then in
• 29:24
  Speaker 4: the first year I didn't dance with Hannah Wazaluski, even
• 29:27
  Speaker 4: though she took dance and was very good dancer, and
• 29:31
  Speaker 4: they tapped us and eliminated us. Because we would learn
• 29:35
  Speaker 4: later that the group the pairs that would actually dance
• 29:39
  Speaker 4: together would always win. So the next year, Hannah Wazluski
• 29:43
  Speaker 4: and I did a lot of swing dancing stuff and
• 29:45
  Speaker 4: we won.
• 29:45
  Speaker 5: Did you guys practice No, we were.
• 29:47
  Speaker 4: Just kind of knew how to improvise our way around that.
• 29:52
  Speaker 4: I don't know, Wow, not back then. I haven't seen
• 29:55
  Speaker 4: Hannah Wazaluski.
• 29:56
  Speaker 1: And maybe okay, if she was hot at the same age. Yeah, true,
• 30:00
  Speaker 1: you're looking back and.
• 30:03
  Speaker 5: She was hot when she was twelve or whatever.
• 30:07
  Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what you asked, was.
• 30:09
  Speaker 1: That twelve year old hot? I'm trying to picture her.
• 30:14
  Speaker 1: It's more than he's trying to picture your emotions of
• 30:16
  Speaker 1: like we're dancing with the hawkgirl.
• 30:17
  Speaker 4: Did you win any superlatives? Yeah, most outspoken. That's sick.
• 30:22
  Speaker 6: It's it's not as cool as it sounds. Actually, that
• 30:25
  Speaker 6: might be an insult kind of it's close. Yeah, like
• 30:30
  Speaker 6: you were known to just be that kind of sounds
• 30:32
  Speaker 6: like you were just a dick.
• 30:34
  Speaker 4: No. I think it was mostly because I raised a
• 30:37
  Speaker 4: stink about the fact that our biology teacher wouldn't teach
• 30:41
  Speaker 4: evolution because she was devoutly Christian. Really yeah, and it
• 30:47
  Speaker 4: was a public school. Yeah, yeah, and it was like,
• 30:50
  Speaker 4: evolutions one of the core blocks biology, and she was
• 30:54
  Speaker 4: like kind of offered it as like extra credit. She
• 30:57
  Speaker 4: was like, if you guys want to research this on
• 30:58
  Speaker 4: your own, you can.
• 31:00
  Speaker 5: She would like she like straight up refused to talk
• 31:01
  Speaker 5: about it.
• 31:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, she didn't cover it. Yeah, so what did you do?
• 31:05
  Speaker 5: How did you even know about it? Well?
• 31:07
  Speaker 4: I didn't like the teacher, Yeah, because she was a
• 31:10
  Speaker 4: terrible teacher.
• 31:11
  Speaker 5: Sounds like it terrible. It sounds like she should probably
• 31:14
  Speaker 5: not be teaching biology.
• 31:16
  Speaker 4: And uh, I wanted to I wanted to switch out
• 31:20
  Speaker 4: of the class to the other bioteacher who was good.
• 31:22
  Speaker 4: So I had to talk to the assistant principle about
• 31:24
  Speaker 4: it and I was like, yeah, I don't I want
• 31:27
  Speaker 4: to switch to the other teacher because this is this
• 31:29
  Speaker 4: is a terrible class. These are the things that have
• 31:31
  Speaker 4: gone wrong so far. And they were like, okay, well
• 31:35
  Speaker 4: we don't really have room or whatever. And then I
• 31:37
  Speaker 4: was like, well, how about the fact that she won't
• 31:40
  Speaker 4: teach she won't teach evolution and it's a public school.
• 31:43
  Speaker 4: And what they say, They're like, well, technically they she's
• 31:48
  Speaker 4: presented the material. They created some bullshit thing. And then
• 31:51
  Speaker 4: there was an article written in the like local newspaper
• 31:56
  Speaker 4: about her and about the fact that she didn't teach evolution,
• 32:00
  Speaker 4: and they, like the journalists like took her side. And
• 32:05
  Speaker 4: then my buddy's parents, who were also furious about the
• 32:08
  Speaker 4: fact that she didn't do this, wrote a letter to
• 32:10
  Speaker 4: the journalist and was like, you got fleeced. That story
• 32:12
  Speaker 4: was completely untrue. Damn, that's crazy.
• 32:15
  Speaker 1: Are you sure your superlative wasn't most likely to not
• 32:17
  Speaker 1: be able to keep his little fucking mouth shut.
• 32:20
  Speaker 4: That's another way to put it. That might be the subtext, dude,
• 32:26
  Speaker 4: our school.
• 32:27
  Speaker 6: With hot water with the newspapers. I had a teacher
• 32:30
  Speaker 6: my sophomore year of high school. In our assignment, it
• 32:33
  Speaker 6: was like our end of the year assignment. It was
• 32:35
  Speaker 6: to like write a story about I don't know some
• 32:39
  Speaker 6: you have to like write a book pretty much like
• 32:40
  Speaker 6: a short story. And mine was about this kid named
• 32:43
  Speaker 6: Jerome who wanted to like make it to the NBA.
• 32:48
  Speaker 4: Why is that.
• 32:48
  Speaker 5: Funny, dude, Because you named a kid. You named the kid,
• 32:52
  Speaker 5: so you ready for that.
• 32:53
  Speaker 6: He was a little black kid with corn rows and
• 32:55
  Speaker 6: he just wanted to make it to the league. She
• 32:58
  Speaker 6: gave she failed me because I named them Jerome she
• 33:02
  Speaker 6: called me racist, dude.
• 33:03
  Speaker 5: It's crazy.
• 33:04
  Speaker 6: She was like, you should have named him something else.
• 33:07
  Speaker 6: I was like, why you're a racist? And I failed,
• 33:12
  Speaker 6: I failed my end and then I never like made
• 33:14
  Speaker 6: a stink of it or anything, but like I got
• 33:16
  Speaker 6: I failed the class because of that.
• 33:18
  Speaker 1: That's pretty crazy, Like there's not black kids named Jerome, dude.
• 33:22
  Speaker 5: Yeah, that's the that's the part that I don't really get.
• 33:24
  Speaker 4: I mean, I would love to see what it is
• 33:26
  Speaker 4: or but it's also not At the same time, question
• 33:29
  Speaker 4: did you really fail the class?
• 33:31
  Speaker 6: I don't know if I failed the class, I failed
• 33:32
  Speaker 6: the end of the end of the year, like.
• 33:34
  Speaker 5: Big project, did you ever fail any classes in high school?
• 33:38
  Speaker 4: No?
• 33:38
  Speaker 1: Because you named a black kid Jerome. You should have
• 33:41
  Speaker 1: hit her with the I'm Egyptian. Yeah, let's get out
• 33:47
  Speaker 1: of jail free right there.
• 33:49
  Speaker 4: Do you think that she would have cared if you
• 33:52
  Speaker 4: had given Jerome a different aspiration, Like, let's say Jerome
• 33:58
  Speaker 4: aspires to be a drug the three one restaurant, and
• 34:05
  Speaker 4: that's the engineer. I don't know, dude, you.
• 34:09
  Speaker 5: Would probably be like, there's never going to be an astronaut.
• 34:11
  Speaker 5: You named Jerome, be realistic, draw.
• 34:16
  Speaker 4: Him should call my No, my mom wouldn't know better
• 34:19
  Speaker 4: than me.
• 34:19
  Speaker 5: But that's crazy. I mean she was like, Jerome could
• 34:24
  Speaker 5: be a white guy.
• 34:25
  Speaker 1: Tyrone maybe would have been more appropriate.
• 34:28
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean, I feel like it's only racist because
• 34:30
  Speaker 5: she thought.
• 34:31
  Speaker 4: It was racist.
• 34:31
  Speaker 5: She's the race. I agree, she is the racist.
• 34:34
  Speaker 4: You should have just been like, no, it's not Jerome.
• 34:35
  Speaker 4: It's pronounced Jerome, yeah, Jeromy, Yeah it's Jerome, or.
• 34:41
  Speaker 5: You should have been like, yeah, this is my like
• 34:43
  Speaker 5: my cousin's name. Yeah.
• 34:45
  Speaker 1: No, I don't know, but I don't even know if Jerome,
• 34:49
  Speaker 1: Like what kind of name is Jerome?
• 34:51
  Speaker 5: White?
• 34:51
  Speaker 4: Jerome?
• 34:52
  Speaker 1: Right, there's white Jerome's historically?
• 34:54
  Speaker 4: Is there? I can't name one, but they're out there.
• 34:57
  Speaker 5: I don't think there are any.
• 34:59
  Speaker 1: I think that isn't they're like, uh, I thought it's
• 35:02
  Speaker 1: like an ancient name, Like it's like a like an
• 35:05
  Speaker 1: ancient Greek.
• 35:06
  Speaker 5: You don't see a lot of Jerome's these days.
• 35:08
  Speaker 1: No, Jerry Seinfelt's real name is Jerome.
• 35:12
  Speaker 5: His legal first name is Jerome Jerome Seinfeld. So you
• 35:16
  Speaker 5: were being anti Semitic.
• 35:17
  Speaker 6: Uh, that's really Jerome Seinfeld Jerome Alan Seinfeld?
• 35:24
  Speaker 5: Did he spell g or jay jay? Wow? Are you serious?
• 35:28
  Speaker 1: And it says he had corn rows growing up. No,
• 35:32
  Speaker 1: but it really is Jerome Seinfeld. This is his real name.
• 35:35
  Speaker 4: That's crazy.
• 35:36
  Speaker 5: Oh man, I wish.
• 35:38
  Speaker 1: Your teacher knew this.
• 35:39
  Speaker 5: I hope she watches this, bitch. Have you guys seen
• 35:42
  Speaker 5: those videos of Seinfeld from the what was the the
• 35:46
  Speaker 5: nixt game of the Knicks game with the Palestine stuff,
• 35:49
  Speaker 5: which is like, I get like whatever, it's like, who
• 35:51
  Speaker 5: I don't give a fuck about what he thinks, but
• 35:53
  Speaker 5: it's like he's pretty fucking insane about it. He is
• 35:57
  Speaker 5: pretty gleeful. Like it's not like he's just like I'm
• 36:00
  Speaker 5: not going to talk about that. He's like, I fucking
• 36:02
  Speaker 5: hate Palestine. It's like, whoa, all right, Like you're like
• 36:11
  Speaker 5: the only guy with that take.
• 36:12
  Speaker 4: He goes it doesn't exist. Yeah, that's what he says.
• 36:18
  Speaker 7: That's crazy.
• 36:18
  Speaker 1: There's another video where he's like he just triples down.
• 36:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's not just like I'm not gonna like he
• 36:25
  Speaker 5: used to do that. He'd be like, I'm not going
• 36:26
  Speaker 5: to talk about that. I'm not going to talk about
• 36:27
  Speaker 5: Palace nine. And now he's just like laughing in the camera.
• 36:31
  Speaker 4: I think he's I've been pretty outspoken the whole time
• 36:34
  Speaker 4: about that issue. Yeah, but I remember, like the wife
• 36:36
  Speaker 4: is literally like a thought leader on it.
• 36:39
  Speaker 5: Oh really yeah.
• 36:40
  Speaker 4: Heard before fun fact?
• 36:42
  Speaker 1: Really yeah, he met Jerome's wife. What was she doing?
• 36:45
  Speaker 5: She was doing?
• 36:46
  Speaker 6: I was doing a cooking video for her. It's a weird,
• 36:49
  Speaker 6: long story shot it. Yeah, that's cool. Yeah, we're four
• 36:53
  Speaker 6: hundred and fifty episodes in. We have nothing else to
• 36:57
  Speaker 6: talk about if you want to. Well, it was a
• 37:00
  Speaker 6: It wasn't that cool. I was just in her apartment beautiful.
• 37:03
  Speaker 5: Apartment or his apartment or both. It was a good question.
• 37:09
  Speaker 5: Is his wife her last name was Seinfeld. It's gotta
• 37:13
  Speaker 5: be his wife. Yeah, that it is.
• 37:15
  Speaker 6: It doesn't matter, But yeah, it was. It's a shitty story.
• 37:18
  Speaker 6: I went and filmed her. Was see making fucking brownies
• 37:28
  Speaker 6: or something, and I filmed it.
• 37:29
  Speaker 4: Stupid Brownie's good.
• 37:33
  Speaker 5: It's like the easiest thing in the world, getting out
• 37:36
  Speaker 5: of the box.
• 37:36
  Speaker 4: I was sweating balls. Dude was so hot. How did
• 37:40
  Speaker 4: you end up in this situation for barstool? No, this
• 37:44
  Speaker 4: was like a little side side project. You're doing side projects.
• 37:48
  Speaker 4: His wife.
• 37:49
  Speaker 6: It was one video for that dude that we did
• 37:53
  Speaker 6: the video with what's that guy's name? Ben Oh through
• 37:58
  Speaker 6: him and soft. Yeah, because you and I did the
• 38:00
  Speaker 6: cooking video. So this was after that.
• 38:02
  Speaker 4: Yeah, he like hit me up.
• 38:03
  Speaker 5: He's like, hey, I just need a camera guy for something. Help.
• 38:05
  Speaker 4: Oh you filmed it? Yeah, I thought you were on camera.
• 38:09
  Speaker 4: It took like half an hour.
• 38:10
  Speaker 1: French thought you betrayed him a cooking video. You replaced
• 38:13
  Speaker 1: Francis in a video with.
• 38:17
  Speaker 4: I thought you were yeah, very nice.
• 38:20
  Speaker 6: Yeah, no, sweating balls, dude, unless you're living in Palestine.
• 38:26
  Speaker 5: Probably not the nicest lady.
• 38:30
  Speaker 4: You know. The reason that you know the reason why
• 38:33
  Speaker 4: he said it doesn't exist? No, Well, that's like the
• 38:38
  Speaker 4: debate is that neither side recognized each other as like
• 38:43
  Speaker 4: a country.
• 38:44
  Speaker 5: I thought he meant because it's like destroyed.
• 38:48
  Speaker 4: No, I think it's because because they don't recognize it
• 38:50
  Speaker 4: as a place. Yeah, yeah, Palestine that I don't understand.
• 38:55
  Speaker 5: It's it's actually long debate. It's really long.
• 38:59
  Speaker 4: Yeah, too fucking toxic.
• 39:03
  Speaker 5: I'm not going to get into it sixty years.
• 39:05
  Speaker 1: So nice to bring on Dana Beers to talk Palestine, well.
• 39:08
  Speaker 4: Middle Eastern and African American Egypt ironically, Yeah, you been
• 39:13
  Speaker 4: pretty involved.
• 39:14
  Speaker 5: I'm in that bitch. Ironically. Let my people go. When
• 39:27
  Speaker 5: Egypt does have some great history. Oh yeah, Egypt. Are
• 39:31
  Speaker 5: they in, Like, are they any any ship?
• 39:33
  Speaker 4: Shr?
• 39:34
  Speaker 5: But I don't think it's anything crazy.
• 39:36
  Speaker 1: Like I think a lot of refugees are going to Egypt.
• 39:39
  Speaker 1: I think that they're taking in a lot of Middle
• 39:41
  Speaker 1: Eastern refugees. Yeah, and people want them, a lot of
• 39:44
  Speaker 1: them to go to Egypt. I also heard that they're
• 39:45
  Speaker 1: like pushy about tourism. If you want to get a
• 39:49
  Speaker 1: if you want to go to the pyramids, someone's going
• 39:52
  Speaker 1: to make you take a tour or something like that.
• 39:54
  Speaker 5: Have you ever gone back. I've never been.
• 39:56
  Speaker 6: My dad has been, and I tell the story. But
• 39:59
  Speaker 6: a monk, you jumped on his shoulder, stole his hat.
• 40:03
  Speaker 6: That's the story.
• 40:04
  Speaker 5: That's pretty crazy. I mean, that's pretty crazy story. Yeah.
• 40:07
  Speaker 5: I know, like if I saw that, I would be
• 40:08
  Speaker 5: like holy ship very efficiently.
• 40:11
  Speaker 4: It doesn't funny that you started it by saying I
• 40:13
  Speaker 4: told this story. I've told him many times pretty quick.
• 40:17
  Speaker 4: My dad went and that that happened. That's my Egypt story.
• 40:20
  Speaker 5: I mean, you could tell that story one hundred times
• 40:22
  Speaker 5: a day.
• 40:22
  Speaker 6: I know, I don't have old it's my only Egypt story.
• 40:25
  Speaker 6: My grandfather was one hundred percent Egyptian.
• 40:27
  Speaker 5: I only know him.
• 40:28
  Speaker 6: He's a doctor, but I don't really know him. Most
• 40:32
  Speaker 6: he said, I never knew him. I don't know why
• 40:35
  Speaker 6: I'm saying I don't really know him.
• 40:37
  Speaker 7: I don't know him. I've never known him. It was Ibrahim.
• 40:44
  Speaker 5: Did you did you have any cats?
• 40:49
  Speaker 1: Get a pool?
• 40:50
  Speaker 5: That doesn't? Really?
• 40:52
  Speaker 1: Did he have a sphinx? Did he ask him riddles
• 40:54
  Speaker 1: or anything?
• 40:54
  Speaker 6: No, dude, But my grandma wrote a book called in
• 40:58
  Speaker 6: the in the Shadow of the spin?
• 41:00
  Speaker 5: Really? Yeah? What kind of book?
• 41:02
  Speaker 4: Like a book?
• 41:03
  Speaker 1: Oh?
• 41:04
  Speaker 7: Ship, like a real book?
• 41:06
  Speaker 5: Damn? What good?
• 41:07
  Speaker 4: I think. I don't think he meant like, was it
• 41:10
  Speaker 4: a physical book or a in her head? I think
• 41:15
  Speaker 4: he meant like, was it a novel?
• 41:17
  Speaker 5: Children?
• 41:19
  Speaker 4: Was it a was it like a history book?
• 41:21
  Speaker 5: Or like a story?
• 41:22
  Speaker 1: A story like a made up like a non or
• 41:25
  Speaker 1: a fiction tale?
• 41:26
  Speaker 4: I have, I can't. I never took the time to
• 41:27
  Speaker 4: read it.
• 41:28
  Speaker 1: True, my grandma wrote a book that I did.
• 41:31
  Speaker 4: It's a long book. I guess that's true. I don't
• 41:34
  Speaker 4: know why I'm laughing.
• 41:34
  Speaker 7: Your grandma wrote a book, yeah, polish?
• 41:39
  Speaker 4: What are you?
• 41:40
  Speaker 5: Yeah? I tried to play like the the card of
• 41:43
  Speaker 5: like you didn't read a book? That your grandma wrote.
• 41:45
  Speaker 5: But then I was like, my grandma lives in the
• 41:48
  Speaker 5: same city as me and we don't see each other.
• 41:50
  Speaker 6: No, my my grandparents are incredibly smart. And then I'm
• 41:55
  Speaker 6: like the dumbest fucking guy.
• 41:56
  Speaker 1: No, I was going to start the episode with this,
• 41:58
  Speaker 1: you're the fakest I'm not.
• 42:01
  Speaker 5: I am.
• 42:01
  Speaker 6: I play it up in certain situations, but there I am.
• 42:07
  Speaker 4: I'm pretty fucking dumb.
• 42:08
  Speaker 1: Watch any trivia competition and sports.
• 42:12
  Speaker 7: Dude, I know sports, So what you have.
• 42:15
  Speaker 5: The ability to know all that? You could know a
• 42:17
  Speaker 5: lot of other things. Yeah, probably, but I don't want
• 42:19
  Speaker 5: the ability to like process information well.
• 42:23
  Speaker 1: Being a smart guy who presents as dumb is infinitely
• 42:25
  Speaker 1: better than being a dumb guy that presents as smart.
• 42:28
  Speaker 4: That for sure what I do.
• 42:30
  Speaker 5: That's what I do, and it knows a lot of
• 42:31
  Speaker 5: people presenting smart, but I'm actually fucking retarded.
• 42:40
  Speaker 1: It's so nice to finally acknowledge that.
• 42:42
  Speaker 6: Though, whenever you can, yeah, like I'm actually do I
• 42:46
  Speaker 6: definitely play it up a little bit, especially with Francis
• 42:48
  Speaker 6: like at our show, but nine of the time it's
• 42:52
  Speaker 6: a real me.
• 42:53
  Speaker 4: Yeah. People always that's the thing over and always asks me,
• 42:55
  Speaker 4: is he really that dumb.
• 42:57
  Speaker 1: But he's actually smart, athletic and handsome. It's actually fucking annoying.
• 43:01
  Speaker 4: You are handsome.
• 43:03
  Speaker 5: The problem.
• 43:04
  Speaker 6: The problem is though at my peak, I'd be the
• 43:07
  Speaker 6: hottest guy here. My peak was in twenty eleven, like
• 43:13
  Speaker 6: fifteen fucking years ago. Dude, it was me and me
• 43:16
  Speaker 6: and Timmy Driscoll at Hingham High School. Holy shit, I
• 43:20
  Speaker 6: was the hottest fucking guy. And then I got fat
• 43:23
  Speaker 6: and like right now, I'm like, I'm thirty pounds away
• 43:27
  Speaker 6: from my peak. But if I'm peak, I'm dude, I'm hot.
• 43:32
  Speaker 6: I'm not hot.
• 43:33
  Speaker 1: Let's see a picture of you at Chichina.
• 43:35
  Speaker 5: No, he got talking.
• 43:38
  Speaker 4: About how God's way of being, Like, shut.
• 43:41
  Speaker 5: Up, crazy. Yeah, it's a bad one too. You can
• 43:45
  Speaker 5: tell his legs vibrating.
• 43:48
  Speaker 1: Get it, push his, push his towards his.
• 43:51
  Speaker 4: I'm not touching that fucking doey foot of his. Yeah,
• 43:59
  Speaker 4: you need more water? No, I went on a run
• 44:01
  Speaker 4: last night. That's why. Okay, well I would still say
• 44:05
  Speaker 4: drink more water.
• 44:05
  Speaker 5: I definitely more water. Is that anything that's more of
• 44:10
  Speaker 5: a reason to drink water?
• 44:11
  Speaker 4: I need?
• 44:12
  Speaker 5: You need water? No, I went on a run yesterday. Yeah,
• 44:15
  Speaker 5: I traded when I'm.
• 44:16
  Speaker 4: At my peak.
• 44:17
  Speaker 7: I'm the hottest guy in this fucking office.
• 44:22
  Speaker 6: Right.
• 44:23
  Speaker 4: No, I just just because I sat on the hot
• 44:25
  Speaker 4: sun all day. I don't need This has nothing to
• 44:30
  Speaker 4: do with water.
• 44:32
  Speaker 5: That was one of the craziest things I've ever seen.
• 44:38
  Speaker 4: Just I'm just hung over, and that was what we.
• 44:40
  Speaker 5: Needed that might take us to the next level. Under
• 44:43
  Speaker 5: quenched talking about being at your peak and then getting
• 44:46
  Speaker 5: at Charlie Horse mid sentence.
• 44:48
  Speaker 1: Sitting still, sitting still, I can relate, but I need
• 44:58
  Speaker 1: to see the chi Chingka pictures.
• 44:59
  Speaker 5: I need to see you, truly, dude. You would who
• 45:02
  Speaker 5: Charlie Who?
• 45:03
  Speaker 6: Me and Timmy DRIs Now it's al pomp Charlie Horse,
• 45:10
  Speaker 6: Charlie Horse.
• 45:10
  Speaker 5: You ever go to the Charlie Horse? And No, I
• 45:13
  Speaker 5: used to work in Plumbus, but the great restaurant?
• 45:16
  Speaker 1: Would you work at?
• 45:16
  Speaker 5: Duel cell? Short talk, dude?
• 45:18
  Speaker 3: Why not?
• 45:19
  Speaker 7: For all our social listeners, we have a lot.
• 45:22
  Speaker 5: It's probably a good amount.
• 45:23
  Speaker 4: Harry's from the the nice part.
• 45:25
  Speaker 5: Oh, No, I'm not a real guy. I'm not a
• 45:29
  Speaker 5: real dude. I'm not a real hinghum guys that's what
• 45:35
  Speaker 5: they call. Yeah, these guys, they all say deluxeury they're
• 45:39
  Speaker 5: all from Cohasset and the Hingham. I'm not.
• 45:42
  Speaker 6: Here's the thing though, I'm from the fucking hood, dude.
• 45:45
  Speaker 6: I grew up on Cape cod Na uh Sandwich, which
• 45:51
  Speaker 6: is I know, it's not the hood.
• 45:53
  Speaker 5: I'm kidding my grandma. That's where my mom's from. Is Sandwich,
• 45:57
  Speaker 5: all right, country store. It's not like overly nice. And
• 46:01
  Speaker 5: then we moved to hang one of the nicest places
• 46:02
  Speaker 5: I've ever been. We used to spend our whole summer there.
• 46:07
  Speaker 7: The drug capital fucking world.
• 46:10
  Speaker 4: Dude.
• 46:12
  Speaker 6: We grew up on the Cape and like you know,
• 46:14
  Speaker 6: middle class home, and then my mom remarried to a
• 46:17
  Speaker 6: guy in Hingham, my stepdad and he and then we
• 46:21
  Speaker 6: moved from Hingham after four years because like we don't
• 46:23
  Speaker 6: fit in here.
• 46:24
  Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah, so it's like we're not hang them people.
• 46:26
  Speaker 6: They're way richer than us, and you're fucking.
• 46:29
  Speaker 5: You're a DeLux.
• 46:33
  Speaker 4: Cape.
• 46:33
  Speaker 5: The Cave does have crazy drug problems with us, very
• 46:36
  Speaker 5: especially that like that general like Hyannas. Yeah, Hyannis is
• 46:42
  Speaker 5: worse than like most like states like West Virginia.
• 46:46
  Speaker 4: It's really bad.
• 46:47
  Speaker 5: It's really bad. Is it?
• 46:48
  Speaker 4: Like Heroin?
• 46:49
  Speaker 5: Everyone's on Heroin went to school with or on Heroin
• 46:52
  Speaker 5: kids I went. I didn't go to school in Hyanna's,
• 46:54
  Speaker 5: but my sister's husband did and my mom did, and
• 46:58
  Speaker 5: like they both have like crazy stories about like teachers
• 47:01
  Speaker 5: getting just carried out midday.
• 47:03
  Speaker 6: What yeah, yeah, dude, So next time you want to
• 47:06
  Speaker 6: fucking sech a Chingham from the streets bro.
• 47:10
  Speaker 5: Of Sandwich, did you ever go to the end streets
• 47:13
  Speaker 5: or no?
• 47:15
  Speaker 4: The cold of Ingham? My dad still lives in Barnstable.
• 47:19
  Speaker 4: Barnstable is a great area, it is.
• 47:21
  Speaker 5: It sounds really nice, all of them, except for Sandwich. No,
• 47:25
  Speaker 5: it sounds like as No. Sandwich is really nice, I know,
• 47:28
  Speaker 5: but they have to rename it from the rough parts
• 47:32
  Speaker 5: of uncrustable. Isn't that where that shark attack was? Where
• 47:36
  Speaker 5: that guy died like a couple of years ago.
• 47:38
  Speaker 6: Probably from the Cuban part of Sandwich, you know, which
• 47:46
  Speaker 6: is Sandwiches.
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  Speaker 5: Would you say, do you think you like Chicago more?
• 49:10
  Speaker 5: Than than you liked New York or you were you
• 49:12
  Speaker 5: were always kind of in Jersey, though I was.
• 49:14
  Speaker 6: I lived in New York for three years and then
• 49:18
  Speaker 6: I went to Jersey for two years on hellng Island.
• 49:23
  Speaker 5: I like Chicago.
• 49:24
  Speaker 6: I think there's the people are nicer, just in terms
• 49:27
  Speaker 6: of like the actual city, not the people in the offices.
• 49:30
  Speaker 4: It's just.
• 49:32
  Speaker 5: I never loved New York.
• 49:33
  Speaker 4: I don't know.
• 49:34
  Speaker 6: I never like I'm more of a Boston, Massachusetts guy,
• 49:37
  Speaker 6: and I never like fit in New York City. But
• 49:40
  Speaker 6: I feel like it's a little it's a little cleaner here,
• 49:44
  Speaker 6: definitely slower paced. I don't even know what that means.
• 49:49
  Speaker 5: No, I would agree, but I don't know if I
• 49:53
  Speaker 5: like that about people walk slower on the sidewalk. Yeah.
• 49:56
  Speaker 6: I I never like founded like a a neighborhood that
• 50:00
  Speaker 6: I loved in New York City, So I don't know.
• 50:03
  Speaker 4: Maybe I didn't give it a good chance, but it.
• 50:05
  Speaker 1: Is there's a lot of neighborhoods. It's like, you can't
• 50:07
  Speaker 1: like try living in all the neighborhoods. YE kind of
• 50:09
  Speaker 1: have to be like this is my best guess of
• 50:11
  Speaker 1: a neighborhood that might be decent yeah, I wasn't wrong.
• 50:14
  Speaker 5: It's like, okay, I'll try another one.
• 50:16
  Speaker 6: In one year, I was in Astoria and then I
• 50:20
  Speaker 6: was in West Village, which I I didn't hate.
• 50:23
  Speaker 5: This is I was in West Village.
• 50:26
  Speaker 4: Now I'm in Astoria.
• 50:27
  Speaker 6: Really yeah fuck yeah. And when I was in a story,
• 50:29
  Speaker 6: I lived with a kid and his girlfriend. I've told
• 50:33
  Speaker 6: this story the fucking Johnny though.
• 50:35
  Speaker 4: That's okay. We told a lot of stories a few
• 50:37
  Speaker 4: times on the.
• 50:41
  Speaker 1: Uh.
• 50:42
  Speaker 6: And so I live with this kid that I went
• 50:44
  Speaker 6: to high school with, but I didn't really know him.
• 50:46
  Speaker 6: He was like just kind of like two years below
• 50:47
  Speaker 6: me and his girlfriend. And then he moved out in
• 50:51
  Speaker 6: the middle of the fucking lease. It was just me
• 50:53
  Speaker 6: and the girl. They broke up my first Yeah, he
• 50:56
  Speaker 6: just moved to France.
• 50:57
  Speaker 5: Friends. Yeah, me and the girl. That's crazy. What'd you do?
• 51:03
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 51:04
  Speaker 6: She had a little lizard dude, remember the list Johnny
• 51:06
  Speaker 6: Johnny and Uh.
• 51:09
  Speaker 5: I don't know.
• 51:10
  Speaker 4: We just chilled. Did you hook up with her? No? No?
• 51:13
  Speaker 4: Was did you try?
• 51:14
  Speaker 5: No? Super nice, but like.
• 51:16
  Speaker 6: It would have been uncomfortable like that, that would have
• 51:18
  Speaker 6: been We just didn't really cross paths much like I
• 51:21
  Speaker 6: would get home from work and she'd be I thought
• 51:24
  Speaker 6: she had a weird work schedule, so.
• 51:25
  Speaker 4: We just didn't really see each other. Like was she
• 51:27
  Speaker 4: really sad when the boyfriend left? Where did she break
• 51:30
  Speaker 4: up with him? I don't know.
• 51:33
  Speaker 6: I don't want to be careful what I'm saying here,
• 51:34
  Speaker 6: But that's not what this podcast is about.
• 51:37
  Speaker 5: I feel like neither of these people will ever listen
• 51:40
  Speaker 5: to this show ever. The French dudes, guy one in France,
• 51:44
  Speaker 5: girlfriend and a girl with a lizard in a storia.
• 51:48
  Speaker 5: That's not the demographic that we're recording for right now.
• 51:51
  Speaker 5: There's no show for sure. Demographic. Yeah, I want to say.
• 52:00
  Speaker 5: I want to say, like, well it, well, don't go no, no,
• 52:03
  Speaker 5: this isn't crazy.
• 52:05
  Speaker 4: Isn't crazy?
• 52:06
  Speaker 6: I want to say, like there'd be times where there'd
• 52:08
  Speaker 6: be like a little bit of sexual intension. Maybe I
• 52:13
  Speaker 6: was like, oh, she looks horny, but I don't think
• 52:17
  Speaker 6: that ever.
• 52:18
  Speaker 7: Actually she looks horny.
• 52:24
  Speaker 5: Not even just like I want to fuck her, Like
• 52:26
  Speaker 5: it's like looks.
• 52:28
  Speaker 4: Like I can see the swelling of her outer laby
• 52:30
  Speaker 4: through her pants. Done something right? The more I think
• 52:34
  Speaker 4: of it, I don't think. No, it might have been
• 52:37
  Speaker 4: in my life seeing a woman that look torny. God,
• 52:43
  Speaker 4: I've I've suspected through actions and words and body language maybe,
• 52:50
  Speaker 4: but never been like whoa.
• 52:55
  Speaker 5: Niles?
• 52:59
  Speaker 4: She come home with a piercing he's fucking talking about it?
• 53:04
  Speaker 4: Look torny?
• 53:05
  Speaker 5: My god, she looks horny, not even like nothing about
• 53:11
  Speaker 5: you are being like I'm attracted.
• 53:13
  Speaker 4: I was probably just horny, dude.
• 53:15
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it sounds oh my.
• 53:16
  Speaker 4: God, look at her over there, begging for it. Just
• 53:21
  Speaker 4: I I didn't know any better completely, not have to
• 53:24
  Speaker 4: protect myself here.
• 53:25
  Speaker 6: No, there's never any There's never any like even close
• 53:28
  Speaker 6: though probably touch it.
• 53:30
  Speaker 4: It wasn't even a touch, dude, was it? Was it? Like?
• 53:34
  Speaker 5: Uh like, was it weird living with just a girl?
• 53:36
  Speaker 4: Though?
• 53:36
  Speaker 6: Like, were you like it was at first? But she
• 53:38
  Speaker 6: was super cool, so it was just like it's kind
• 53:40
  Speaker 6: of chill.
• 53:41
  Speaker 5: Did you guys ever get in like arguments about like
• 53:43
  Speaker 5: dishes and rent?
• 53:45
  Speaker 4: Rent? No, who's feeding the lizard?
• 53:47
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 53:48
  Speaker 4: And you feed Johnny Johnny? Uh no, Johnny? Was she crickets, dude,
• 53:53
  Speaker 4: He's just fucking that's brutal.
• 53:55
  Speaker 1: She to bring home live crickets or she would order them,
• 53:58
  Speaker 1: I don't know, or was she getting from pet smart?
• 54:00
  Speaker 5: Oh? She just kind of did her thing with Johnny
• 54:02
  Speaker 5: and that's good.
• 54:03
  Speaker 4: You never even had to see the crickets.
• 54:05
  Speaker 1: None bring crickets in your house to feed your lizard
• 54:07
  Speaker 1: later is fucking barbaric.
• 54:11
  Speaker 5: Than the people that have to like feed their fucking
• 54:12
  Speaker 5: like snakes mount mice. Yeah, that ship's just sky they
• 54:16
  Speaker 5: have like it's like in the freezer. They just got
• 54:18
  Speaker 5: a bag of mice.
• 54:19
  Speaker 4: I fed. I fed my snake live mice.
• 54:22
  Speaker 5: Really yeah, yeah, see that's like that's the best part.
• 54:26
  Speaker 4: It was the whole reason I had the snake once
• 54:30
  Speaker 4: every two weeks, open a box. I don't know if.
• 54:32
  Speaker 5: There's anything on the on the on earth that I
• 54:35
  Speaker 5: that I would hate less.
• 54:36
  Speaker 4: Oh, it was awesome that it was the violence of nature.
• 54:41
  Speaker 5: I hate snakes. I fucking hate snakes, terrifying me.
• 54:46
  Speaker 4: I would bring I have my friends over for feedings. Yeah,
• 54:50
  Speaker 4: once every two weeks. Only eats once every two weeks.
• 54:54
  Speaker 5: How many mice?
• 54:55
  Speaker 4: Mice? The mouse was huge, So one.
• 54:58
  Speaker 1: Big mice every big one day mouse every two weeks.
• 55:01
  Speaker 1: Oh my fucking god.
• 55:03
  Speaker 4: That's that's the mice. Weren't that big. They were just
• 55:06
  Speaker 4: in comparison to the snake's body.
• 55:08
  Speaker 5: It was were they alive. Huh, fuck that dude, How
• 55:11
  Speaker 5: did you get how did you get the mice? You
• 55:14
  Speaker 5: buy them at the foot pet store? Alive? Yeah, so
• 55:16
  Speaker 5: you went to a pet store to buy a mouse
• 55:18
  Speaker 5: that someone would typically buy us a pet.
• 55:20
  Speaker 4: No, they wouldn't buy these. They wouldn't buy these. That
• 55:23
  Speaker 4: makes sense.
• 55:23
  Speaker 5: They thought you were just going to the bed store.
• 55:26
  Speaker 5: And like, I know they have lights, they have like
• 55:28
  Speaker 5: mice and rats as people have.
• 55:31
  Speaker 1: But I'm saying, like, is it bread differently like your
• 55:33
  Speaker 1: bread to be fucking food?
• 55:35
  Speaker 4: They had some kind of a name for it. Were
• 55:37
  Speaker 4: they dumber like a feeder mouse or something. They're just
• 55:40
  Speaker 4: like little and they don't matter.
• 55:43
  Speaker 1: But that not like the big mice that are fucking
• 55:45
  Speaker 1: worthy of a home.
• 55:47
  Speaker 4: These mice had no prospects. They weren't like, they weren't athletic.
• 55:53
  Speaker 4: They weren't they're undocum inspiring. They weren't. Yeah, they were
• 55:56
  Speaker 4: like they're they didn't know their parents. These were way
• 56:00
  Speaker 4: wed teens who are.
• 56:02
  Speaker 1: Just getting snapped up and putting.
• 56:04
  Speaker 4: They rolled out of the system. There wasn't room for them.
• 56:09
  Speaker 1: That's like a mine like sacrifice ritual. Yeah, like just
• 56:13
  Speaker 1: like rounding up local people running around and fucking bringing
• 56:18
  Speaker 1: them for their blood sacrifice.
• 56:20
  Speaker 4: Well, if the if you don't feed the mice to
• 56:22
  Speaker 4: the snake, then the snake dies and the snake the mouse.
• 56:27
  Speaker 4: The snake needed the live mice. It wouldn't have eaten
• 56:29
  Speaker 4: a dead one. He needs the hunt. Yeah, and it
• 56:33
  Speaker 4: was a it was a constrictor a ball I had
• 56:36
  Speaker 4: a ball python. So you take the mouse, then they're nocturnal, right,
• 56:41
  Speaker 4: not have been friends? Yeah, I know.
• 56:43
  Speaker 5: I hate this, like that is like my worst night.
• 56:47
  Speaker 4: It sounds it sounds so well it was. Here's the thing.
• 56:54
  Speaker 4: My fourth and fifth grade teacher, Bob Only he was
• 56:57
  Speaker 4: my homeroom guy, so it's like in his he was
• 57:00
  Speaker 4: like my guy. So he was also the science teacher,
• 57:03
  Speaker 4: and he would he had snakes and every two weeks
• 57:09
  Speaker 4: they would do the feedings and we would watch it
• 57:12
  Speaker 4: at school. And I thought that was cool. That makes sense.
• 57:14
  Speaker 4: So then I wanted my own snake, and I got
• 57:17
  Speaker 4: a ball python and would go to the pet store
• 57:20
  Speaker 4: and get the mice and you drop it into the
• 57:23
  Speaker 4: sort of tank and it's asleep. The mouse, the snake
• 57:28
  Speaker 4: is asleep. It's the middle of the day. But it
• 57:29
  Speaker 4: sort of starts to sense some sort of change in
• 57:33
  Speaker 4: the atmosphere. Meanwhile, the mouse thinks, oh, this is my
• 57:37
  Speaker 4: new home. Yeah, and it starts to explore.
• 57:40
  Speaker 1: It's never seen a snake and it's the life.
• 57:42
  Speaker 4: No, and it thinks, okay, this is where I live.
• 57:45
  Speaker 4: Let me check out my new digs. And it starts
• 57:47
  Speaker 4: to go to the corners and get bolder. Oh, what's
• 57:51
  Speaker 4: that cool little rope toy curled up? Maybe that's for
• 57:54
  Speaker 4: me to play on. And now the snake is uncurling
• 57:59
  Speaker 4: and it's sing, and the mouse is kind of coming closer,
• 58:03
  Speaker 4: and then all of a sudden wham and it wraps
• 58:07
  Speaker 4: all of its coils around its neck. It fat in
• 58:10
  Speaker 4: a blink of an eye, by the way, and squeezes
• 58:12
  Speaker 4: the life out of it. And you could see its
• 58:13
  Speaker 4: little paws just twitching trying to get away. This is insane.
• 58:17
  Speaker 4: It's it's it's jiu jitsu method of trying to tap out,
• 58:20
  Speaker 4: but it can't. There's no referee. Now, this is not
• 58:25
  Speaker 4: Royce Gracie, you know. This is fucking violence, one on one.
• 58:30
  Speaker 4: And then once it's dead, it starts to swallow it
• 58:34
  Speaker 4: whole and then you see it pass through its body. Yeah,
• 58:39
  Speaker 4: that's nasty.
• 58:39
  Speaker 1: Good God.
• 58:40
  Speaker 4: No. The only nasty part was the shit of the
• 58:44
  Speaker 4: because then it comes out the other like shit. That
• 58:47
  Speaker 4: was gross. And also like when it sheds its skin
• 58:49
  Speaker 4: that was kind of gross too. Yeah, it's nasty. I
• 58:52
  Speaker 4: like it.
• 58:52
  Speaker 5: Yeah, No, it wasn't pellets. It was like a gooey mass.
• 58:55
  Speaker 5: That's yeah.
• 58:57
  Speaker 4: What once was a mouse now is destroyed plasma.
• 59:02
  Speaker 1: And that year you were voted most likely to kill
• 59:05
  Speaker 1: a fucking mouse.
• 59:07
  Speaker 5: By hand of a snake. Yeah, you gotta you gotta go.
• 59:11
  Speaker 4: Go boys, that was so much fun. I wish I
• 59:13
  Speaker 4: didn't have to leave? Should we should?
• 59:15
  Speaker 5: We just keep going for a couple of minutes. We
• 59:17
  Speaker 5: got a couple of minutes after after Danny fellas at the.
• 59:21
  Speaker 4: That's okay, you can go. Thanks for doing it, man.
• 59:23
  Speaker 4: That was That was a lot of laughs.
• 59:25
  Speaker 5: Yeah, longer than last time. Still not a full episode, but.
• 59:28
  Speaker 6: Longer than I had tears a couple of points laughing.
• 59:33
  Speaker 4: You're a good man.
• 59:34
  Speaker 5: All right, boys.
• 59:36
  Speaker 1: Check out The Francis Is a series that they have coming up.
• 59:42
  Speaker 5: All right, unbelievable stuff. What a week out here, a week,
• 59:45
  Speaker 5: what absolute blitz of a week.
• 59:47
  Speaker 4: We worked with some really funny, great people. We really
• 59:51
  Speaker 4: do Yeah, yeah, that is nice. Just they're never around us.
• 59:54
  Speaker 5: What do you think? What do you think about? What
• 59:56
  Speaker 5: do you think about this flight? Francis?
• 59:58
  Speaker 4: You guys, And I'm hoping for the best, man, I
• 1:00:01
  Speaker 4: really am. I'm just gonna down pour outside. We're just
• 1:00:05
  Speaker 4: gonna try to hope for the best.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 5: I just wish that they would that they would tell
• 1:00:09
  Speaker 5: us before we go to the airport because if we
• 1:00:11
  Speaker 5: have to go all the way to O'Hare and it
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 5: gets canceled.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 4: Well then we're gonna just stay at an airport hotel
• 1:00:16
  Speaker 4: out there. I'm not gonna come back, true unless you
• 1:00:21
  Speaker 4: want to come back. But we still have our rooms,
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 4: is the thing. Oh I forgot about that. Well, that
• 1:00:28
  Speaker 4: would be convenient. Whatever, We'll figure it out. I'm not
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 4: worried about it.
• 1:00:33
  Speaker 1: It's pouring outside, and Francis was like, or uh, Frank
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 1: the tank was like, do you think there's there's a
• 1:00:39
  Speaker 1: poncho or a trash bag in here? Because he was
• 1:00:42
  Speaker 1: just about to go do his thirty thousand steps in
• 1:00:44
  Speaker 1: the rain, and I got him a trash bag.
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 4: Wait a minute, is it actually thirty thousand steps?
• 1:00:50
  Speaker 1: Last week he did thirty thousand steps for three days
• 1:00:52
  Speaker 1: in a row. Now he's like getting towards thirty thousand steps.
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 4: Do you know how many fucking steps? Thirty thousand steps?
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 5: Half marathon?
• 1:00:58
  Speaker 1: It's over half marathon every day of walking.
• 1:01:01
  Speaker 4: Well, that is so preposterous.
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 1: And rain or shine, he's getting fucking getting it in,
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 1: getting it in.
• 1:01:08
  Speaker 5: No one's got it.
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 4: Good for him. Man, That fucking nuts.
• 1:01:11
  Speaker 5: I've gone on fourteen mile hikes and not had thirty
• 1:01:15
  Speaker 5: thousand steps. At the end of the day, I.
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 4: Played thirty six holes of walking golf and not not
• 1:01:19
  Speaker 4: had thirty thousand steps.
• 1:01:21
  Speaker 1: Thirty thousand is nuts.
• 1:01:23
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's crazy.
• 1:01:25
  Speaker 4: Maybe maybe I've had thirty thousand steps if I've done thirty.
• 1:01:28
  Speaker 1: Six do you remember what it was going tip to
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 1: tip of Manhattan. I feel like that was like sixty
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 1: thousand or something, maybe not forty two forty two, which
• 1:01:37
  Speaker 1: is a lot tifty. What are you boys doing over
• 1:01:40
  Speaker 1: the fourth of July?
• 1:01:42
  Speaker 5: I'm going to Wyoming, Well, actually I'm going to Wyoming
• 1:01:44
  Speaker 5: after the fourth of July. True. What are you gonna
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 5: do for America's two hundred and fiftieth birthday?
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 4: I don't know, To be honest, I I got no plans.
• 1:01:53
  Speaker 4: Probably see some fireworks.
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 1: My plans to not forget the man who died and
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 1: gave this left to me exactly, Francis, are doing anything.
• 1:02:01
  Speaker 4: I'm doing a Gettysburg re enactment. Oh, very nice.
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 5: That's actually a great way to you know, celebrate. Yeah.
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 5: Oh oh, Beer's is back.
• 1:02:12
  Speaker 4: Fortunately the same is true for us. You don't need
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 4: me anymore. We were onto other things.
• 1:02:19
  Speaker 1: We're talking about what we're doing over the fourth of July.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 1: Surely you have plans to celebrate America's two hundred Yeah.
• 1:02:24
  Speaker 4: We were talking about healthy eating habits. So not for you, dude,
• 1:02:30
  Speaker 4: going back to hang him.
• 1:02:31
  Speaker 7: I'm actually going to good old Cape Cod.
• 1:02:33
  Speaker 6: Oh hellude, let's talk Cape more Cape Boys.
• 1:02:37
  Speaker 5: Yeah, great, great place to celebrate the four It is
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 5: unbelievable place.
• 1:02:41
  Speaker 4: Cape Cod. More like cake cob for you, eating your
• 1:02:47
  Speaker 4: cake in the form of a cob of corn.
• 1:02:49
  Speaker 5: Cake on the cob, a cop salad with cake in it?
• 1:02:55
  Speaker 4: What the fuck is a cob salad? By the way,
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 4: it's a delicious salad. Great, Probably it's the most hearty salad.
• 1:03:02
  Speaker 4: I would say. Usually has a hard boiled egg bacon
• 1:03:07
  Speaker 4: for you. My number nine food blue cheese crumble number nine. Yeah,
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 4: here we go.
• 1:03:16
  Speaker 5: Is that from Big Boys Club.
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 4: It's just my number nine food. Yeah, can you give
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 4: us the top ten?
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 1:03:21
  Speaker 6: Tennis chicken tika masala. Nine is bacon, eight is jumbalaya,
• 1:03:27
  Speaker 6: seven is bagel and cream cheese. Six is spongebobed mac
• 1:03:31
  Speaker 6: and cheese. Five is French onion soup. Four pizza. Three
• 1:03:39
  Speaker 6: is shit?
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 4: What is three? Chinese?
• 1:03:42
  Speaker 6: No? No, I don't love cheeseburger's steak two I know.
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 6: Two is buffalo chicken calzone from from like a Greek
• 1:03:51
  Speaker 6: style place in mass Chusetts. And number one is cinnamon buns.
• 1:03:54
  Speaker 4: What is number three? Chicken palm? Wow? What an unbelievable list.
• 1:03:59
  Speaker 1: Good for you, and that's that's public knowledge.
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 4: That's off the top.
• 1:04:03
  Speaker 5: You guys, ever have a buffalo chicken cal zone from Massachusetts?
• 1:04:06
  Speaker 4: Bro? I actually have? I actually have? We had a
• 1:04:11
  Speaker 4: there was a fucking great pizza.
• 1:04:12
  Speaker 6: Place, you mean from Massachusetts, like the Greek Greek style,
• 1:04:16
  Speaker 6: like the New York style. Is they put like ricotta
• 1:04:18
  Speaker 6: cheese in it. Get that ship out of here. It's
• 1:04:21
  Speaker 6: it's I don't know how to explain it, but that
• 1:04:24
  Speaker 6: is no. It's just mantrel on top. You put the
• 1:04:28
  Speaker 6: ingredients inside. It's basically like a it's like a sub.
• 1:04:31
  Speaker 6: It's like a pizza like sub.
• 1:04:33
  Speaker 4: Interesting.
• 1:04:34
  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's so what makes it Greek and what makes
• 1:04:37
  Speaker 1: it uh like a New England style?
• 1:04:39
  Speaker 4: I don't know. I don't know.
• 1:04:40
  Speaker 5: I know is that there was one There was like
• 1:04:41
  Speaker 5: two pizza places in my town growing up, and one
• 1:04:43
  Speaker 5: of them was a Greek pizza place and we used
• 1:04:45
  Speaker 5: to get buffalo chicken cal zones from there, like every day.
• 1:04:48
  Speaker 4: There was an amazing pizza place up up up by
• 1:04:50
  Speaker 4: the Quad in Cambridge that we would order from, and
• 1:04:54
  Speaker 4: I can't remember that, maybe it was maybe it was
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  Speaker 4: in Summerville.
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  Speaker 5: For genas no genos.
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  Speaker 1: It's kind of like a roll in New York, you know, oh,
• 1:05:04
  Speaker 1: like a pepperoni. Yeah, it's kind of like that where
• 1:05:06
  Speaker 1: it's all baked in, but it's like a smaller part
• 1:05:08
  Speaker 1: of the it's pizza dough, yeah, cooked in a pizza oven.
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  Speaker 4: Yep, exactly. It is like that.
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  Speaker 5: That's your number three, number two.
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  Speaker 1: Cinnamon buns are so fucking good too, if you get
• 1:05:21
  Speaker 1: a good bum.
• 1:05:22
  Speaker 5: I mean, cinnabun is good.
• 1:05:24
  Speaker 4: Cinnabun's the unbelievable.
• 1:05:27
  Speaker 1: Yeah, sin the bun is really good, even from the
• 1:05:30
  Speaker 1: Cinnabon trucks, which are like a problem in New York.
• 1:05:34
  Speaker 1: The Cinnabon trucks. They're fucking every once you get once
• 1:05:39
  Speaker 1: you start seeing them, you won't stop. Really, they're fucking everywhere.
• 1:05:42
  Speaker 4: Are you talking about that from the chain?
• 1:05:45
  Speaker 1: Yes, but it's like Cinnabon trucks. They'll just post up
• 1:05:47
  Speaker 1: somewhere and there's just like tons of them.
• 1:05:50
  Speaker 4: I've never seen that in my life.
• 1:05:52
  Speaker 5: Here's one in Dumbo.
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  Speaker 1: One on Washington Street every Saturday and Sunday, parked right
• 1:05:57
  Speaker 1: by the Aloe.
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  Speaker 5: Have you ever seen the episode of Louis where he's
• 1:06:00
  Speaker 5: getting this cinnamon cinnamon and he's and they're like, uh,
• 1:06:03
  Speaker 5: the late ladies, like what do you want.
• 1:06:05
  Speaker 4: For like your icing?
• 1:06:06
  Speaker 5: Like we can give you like one pump, two pumps
• 1:06:08
  Speaker 5: and if you pay five dollars, like you can just
• 1:06:10
  Speaker 5: put your mouth under the pump and we'll just hold
• 1:06:12
  Speaker 5: it down. And he's like, I guess I'll do the
• 1:06:15
  Speaker 5: third one. And she's like, I was kidding, We don't we.
• 1:06:19
  Speaker 4: Don't do that. Who was it he who had the
• 1:06:24
  Speaker 4: stand up bit about getting cinnabon landed when he landed
• 1:06:29
  Speaker 4: at the airport.
• 1:06:30
  Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that was what it is.
• 1:06:32
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, he's got.
• 1:06:35
  Speaker 5: A new special coming out on Netflix. I heard it's dark.
• 1:06:38
  Speaker 5: I saw the trailer. It looked, it looked funny. It
• 1:06:42
  Speaker 5: was as good as Hinchcliffs.
• 1:06:44
  Speaker 4: It might might be.
• 1:06:45
  Speaker 5: I guess we'll never know.
• 1:06:46
  Speaker 4: We'll never know.
• 1:06:48
  Speaker 1: Damn a nice cinnamon bun. There are trash cinnamon buns,
• 1:06:51
  Speaker 1: but anything about anytime you get to the center of
• 1:06:53
  Speaker 1: a cinnamon one. My god, my cinnamon bun intake has
• 1:06:56
  Speaker 1: gone up so much since having kids, and cause it's
• 1:06:59
  Speaker 1: just I buy one under the guise of sharing it
• 1:07:01
  Speaker 1: with but then I just I take the best parts
• 1:07:04
  Speaker 1: for myself.
• 1:07:05
  Speaker 4: It's the it's the art of choke, heart of cholesterol.
• 1:07:08
  Speaker 4: It really is. Yeah.
• 1:07:10
  Speaker 5: I think my favorite food is trim cocktail, very shrimp cocktail.
• 1:07:14
  Speaker 4: Yeah, exactly.
• 1:07:18
  Speaker 5: It's just so good.
• 1:07:19
  Speaker 1: It's like it's interesting because it's like they's nothing to it.
• 1:07:23
  Speaker 4: Well, it's the sauce, it's the shrimp.
• 1:07:27
  Speaker 6: It's just perfect, be honest with you. That's a shitty
• 1:07:30
  Speaker 6: fucking number one food.
• 1:07:31
  Speaker 5: No, no, it is. There's nothing to it.
• 1:07:34
  Speaker 1: It's not like prepared a certain way.
• 1:07:36
  Speaker 5: There's nothing.
• 1:07:37
  Speaker 4: I like the sauce, and I like shrimp you know
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 4: what mine is.
• 1:07:39
  Speaker 5: If there was no sauce, then now, okay, I still
• 1:07:43
  Speaker 5: like shrimp, but it wouldn't be my number one.
• 1:07:45
  Speaker 4: I think my minsan wall. I don't know that's okay.
• 1:07:52
  Speaker 4: I say things like that to you all the time. No,
• 1:07:58
  Speaker 4: you don't have to apologie, but I.
• 1:08:00
  Speaker 5: Don't usually do that too. What do you mean up
• 1:08:02
  Speaker 5: in the podcast?
• 1:08:04
  Speaker 6: Finealously, I've never called you a pussy, that's right.
• 1:08:08
  Speaker 4: Hilarious, He says. It's grain bowls that I eat. But
• 1:08:12
  Speaker 4: that's usually what the king was in. Bird seed, he
• 1:08:15
  Speaker 4: calls it. Calls it bird seed.
• 1:08:19
  Speaker 1: It's your favorite food.
• 1:08:21
  Speaker 4: Strawberry rubarb pie. It's a solid pick. I'm a big
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 4: pie guy.
• 1:08:25
  Speaker 1: We kind of got strawberry rubarbsing the other night.
• 1:08:27
  Speaker 4: We did, Yeah, and you didn't order that.
• 1:08:29
  Speaker 5: I ordered that. I know you got a cheesecake.
• 1:08:33
  Speaker 4: I just don't. I don't assume that anyone else likes
• 1:08:35
  Speaker 4: rubarb as much as I do. Under I think it's
• 1:08:39
  Speaker 4: a root. It's this long red stalk that's you can't
• 1:08:43
  Speaker 4: eat it unless you cook it in add a ton
• 1:08:45
  Speaker 4: of sugar. It's also poisonous to dogs.
• 1:08:48
  Speaker 5: Do you know that?
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 2: No?
• 1:08:49
  Speaker 4: I didn't. I didn't. It's good to know.
• 1:08:51
  Speaker 5: It's good to give my dog anything.
• 1:08:52
  Speaker 4: I think it's poisonous to the dogs the leaves. No,
• 1:08:56
  Speaker 4: I'm not sure, but something like that. Yeah, we have
• 1:08:59
  Speaker 4: a bunch growing on our property in Maine. Nice.
• 1:09:02
  Speaker 1: You got to get up to Maine and try his
• 1:09:04
  Speaker 1: Barb as.
• 1:09:05
  Speaker 5: A new Englander.
• 1:09:06
  Speaker 4: I've never been to Maine. I named my dog rue
• 1:09:10
  Speaker 4: Barb Ruby for short, and then she was taken in
• 1:09:14
  Speaker 4: the divorce. So now I don't think about her. It
• 1:09:18
  Speaker 4: makes me too sad.
• 1:09:20
  Speaker 5: How was that, I'm sorry, specifically the dog part. Huh?
• 1:09:27
  Speaker 4: How was that losing the dog? I'm not trying to No,
• 1:09:32
  Speaker 4: in truth, I'm being ridiculous. I could I let my
• 1:09:37
  Speaker 4: ex wife have the dog and she wanted her because
• 1:09:41
  Speaker 4: I can't. Look, I can't have a dog by myself.
• 1:09:44
  Speaker 4: I traveled endlessly for that's true? Was that I.
• 1:09:50
  Speaker 1: Was getting divorced?
• 1:09:52
  Speaker 5: I meant to ask you about that two years later?
• 1:09:57
  Speaker 5: Is that fun?
• 1:10:00
  Speaker 4: Yeah? All right?
• 1:10:02
  Speaker 5: Legal zoom is calling me.
• 1:10:03
  Speaker 1: What the fuck could legal Zoom want with me?
• 1:10:07
  Speaker 4: Who knows?
• 1:10:08
  Speaker 1: The last thing I need is legal Zoom on my ass?
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 4: Bro?
• 1:10:12
  Speaker 5: Do you feel like you can I spray this yet?
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 4: No?
• 1:10:15
  Speaker 5: No, it reeks. You don't still smell it? No, all
• 1:10:19
  Speaker 5: I can smell is that. I'm sure that's a sponsor. No,
• 1:10:23
  Speaker 5: I'm saying it reeks as in it not in a
• 1:10:25
  Speaker 5: bad way. I'm saying that.
• 1:10:26
  Speaker 4: All I don't think anything has ever reeked. Well, I guess, boy,
• 1:10:31
  Speaker 4: is that what are you cooking it? Reeks in here?
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 6: Yeah?
• 1:10:34
  Speaker 5: I guess the love and fucking cheese. It smells very potent,
• 1:10:38
  Speaker 5: is what I meant. As in, I think all you
• 1:10:41
  Speaker 5: need is one to choose sprays ron, I don't wave
• 1:10:48
  Speaker 5: it on me? Why I don't want it your sponsor?
• 1:10:52
  Speaker 5: So my sponsor? I haven't know.
• 1:10:56
  Speaker 4: Do you ever think about getting a food sponsor?
• 1:10:59
  Speaker 5: I would, I would love Our podcast has a couple.
• 1:11:01
  Speaker 4: But no, I mean in like the AA sense, someone
• 1:11:06
  Speaker 4: that you can kind of, someone to hold you account,
• 1:11:08
  Speaker 4: to keep you honest, who's been through what if that
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 4: was a thing?
• 1:11:11
  Speaker 5: Yeah?
• 1:11:12
  Speaker 4: Like, oh, I'm sure there is Eaters Anonymous over Eaters Anonymous.
• 1:11:17
  Speaker 4: I yeah, I eat too much, Francis. I don't want
• 1:11:20
  Speaker 4: to tell you, dude, well, I'll be your sponsor. I
• 1:11:24
  Speaker 4: don't want to eat your fucking bullshit though.
• 1:11:26
  Speaker 5: Yeah, it's true, Francis, he's pretty good.
• 1:11:29
  Speaker 4: I know he does, But what's the fun of that?
• 1:11:33
  Speaker 4: Very fun fun, not just healthy.
• 1:11:35
  Speaker 5: I know. I went to dinner with you in Chicago
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 5: two months ago.
• 1:11:38
  Speaker 4: It's really fun.
• 1:11:39
  Speaker 6: One of the best dinners I've ever had, and it's
• 1:11:41
  Speaker 6: things I would never order. There you go and it
• 1:11:43
  Speaker 6: was all wonderful food.
• 1:11:45
  Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, that's what it was.
• 1:11:46
  Speaker 5: When we went we went out, I literally didn't know
• 1:11:49
  Speaker 5: what I was looking at on the menu, like fish,
• 1:11:52
  Speaker 5: it's a lot of like different fish, not the standard
• 1:11:55
  Speaker 5: fish redfish.
• 1:11:57
  Speaker 4: Fish is like the stuff called fish.
• 1:12:00
  Speaker 1: Yeah, this rare ancient food that is in the Bible.
• 1:12:03
  Speaker 5: It's fish that you've never seen or heard of ever.
• 1:12:06
  Speaker 4: Sea bass and ship.
• 1:12:08
  Speaker 5: Yeah, oh no, that's another common one.
• 1:12:10
  Speaker 4: Yeah, you're you're you're almost there.
• 1:12:12
  Speaker 5: You've got the right idea.
• 1:12:13
  Speaker 4: We had.
• 1:12:14
  Speaker 5: We had fish, red.
• 1:12:17
  Speaker 1: Fish, one fish, two fish, red fish.
• 1:12:22
  Speaker 4: Us cod, sam, salmon.
• 1:12:26
  Speaker 5: The ship that was on the menu of the place
• 1:12:28
  Speaker 5: that we went was like deep sea of any of it. Yeah,
• 1:12:33
  Speaker 5: that's not here.
• 1:12:34
  Speaker 4: Yeah, it's cool, it was cool. We have to go. Yeah,
• 1:12:38
  Speaker 4: we gotta get done.
• 1:12:39
  Speaker 5: Okay, good luck, boys, Thank you Dan, Thanks guys.