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221: Sister Wives Recap - Behold I Come Like a Thief (S19 E19) · Reality TV Cringe

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Speaker 1: energy to this fucking show. Wow, you're welcome. No, not
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Speaker 1: this show. I'm talking about Sister Wise. Oh yes, yeah,
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Speaker 1: I'm just trying to infuse it, girl with It's a lot,
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Speaker 1: it's so boring.
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Speaker 2: And I saw a video so on TLC saying that
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Speaker 2: next week's episode is the mid season finale, and I'm like,
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Speaker 2: what does that mean? Are you saying we're only halfway
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Speaker 2: through this shit after twenty episodes?
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Speaker 1: But absolutely not.
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Speaker 2: I'd better not be So where did you see that?
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Speaker 1: Because I immediately started to panic, just with the idea
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Speaker 1: that we would be here for twenty more episodes of
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Speaker 1: season nineteen.
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Speaker 2: TLC's Instagram page said next week is the mid season finale?
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Speaker 2: What the mid season finale?
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Speaker 1: I don't understand that, girl, So I don't either. What
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Speaker 1: we've heard is that it's going to be a season
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Speaker 1: of twenty six episodes, which I can see if like
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Speaker 1: four of those are talkbacks or look backs or fall back,
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Speaker 1: big back, big backt bit. But I mean, I can
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Speaker 1: see that if we've got some talkbacks. But what are
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Speaker 1: we doing for I don't know, seven more episodes? I
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Speaker 1: don't what are we doing because in the scene with
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Speaker 1: Cody and his weird ass vampire family out on Coyote Pass,
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Speaker 1: Robin says it's the end of summer. Yeah, and we
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Speaker 1: have Cody in his talking head referring to the Coyote Pass,
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Speaker 1: marshmallows and vampire children right scene. So was this the
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Speaker 1: end of summer twenty twenty three or twenty twenty four?
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Speaker 2: I don't fucking know.
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Speaker 1: I think it was twenty twenty four. I think when
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Speaker 1: they're out having their picnic that Garrison has passed, and
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Speaker 1: all of the talking heads from him and Robin with
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Speaker 1: her vampire black blouse, was after Garrison pass.
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Speaker 2: That's terrible. That's terrible. If so, guess they're talking about
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Speaker 2: how this is the last place the family was all
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Speaker 2: together and how gorgeous this piece of property is and
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Speaker 2: how they don't want to sell it, which is really
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Speaker 2: fucking shady. If true, girl, I don't know. I can't
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Speaker 2: keep the timeline together. I'm just like, how are we
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Speaker 2: gonna have more than twenty episodes in this season? I'm like,
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Speaker 2: what do we live?
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Speaker 1: Well, But when you think about the fact that seventy
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Speaker 1: episodes were dedicated to a wedding special and a run
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Speaker 1: up to a wedding special that we had already seen,
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Speaker 1: I guess the rest of the episodes are like the
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Speaker 1: actual footage we've been waiting for. But I'm still bored.
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Speaker 2: I doubt it. People are saying, well, I said a
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Speaker 2: couple weeks ago about how it's going to be the
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Speaker 2: honeymoon stuff with Christina and David.
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Speaker 1: It ain't going to be they went to Europe or something.
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Speaker 1: I don't think there was cameras with them. There's not
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Speaker 1: going to be any honey.
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Speaker 2: They didn't film that shit. I think they watch us
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Speaker 2: have a honeymoon special at the end of this and
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Speaker 2: then we'll see that next season as well.
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Speaker 1: I can't. I'm telling you, I'm going to start to
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Speaker 1: flip out this podcast. I am going to start like
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Speaker 1: interpretive dancing. I'm going to start fucking shadow boxing. I'm
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Speaker 1: so upset at this entire season. It's like if we're
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Speaker 1: also going on a honeymoon with Christina David, I won't.
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Speaker 2: Be able to take it. I won't be able to
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Speaker 2: take it.
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Speaker 1: I can't do it anyway. So now let's get into
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Speaker 1: a recap of this episode entitle season nineteen, Episode nineteen, Yeah,
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Speaker 1: entitled Behold I Come Like a Thief. Oh that was good. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: that was production giving some low key, high key shade
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Speaker 1: because you know, Cody and Robin, they're the thieves.
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Speaker 2: Oh, one hundred percent, we can see it. I mean,
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Speaker 2: would kind of start getting into that because we have
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Speaker 2: Janelle in North Carolina. She's visiting Maddie and all the
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Speaker 2: grand babies and stuff, and she's getting all of her
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Speaker 2: documents together because she retained a lawyer, and they want
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Speaker 2: all of the financial documents squared away so that way
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Speaker 2: they can basically prove legally that they all contributed to
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Speaker 2: Coyote Pass. So they're all they're all entitled to, like
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Speaker 2: equal share in theory.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, I guess you can litigate against the
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Speaker 1: spirit of what the agreement may have been. But we
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Speaker 1: have Janelle sitting here at Mattie's Island admitting that she
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Speaker 1: was stupid.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, and she was.
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Speaker 1: Because all of those people allowed Cody to put his
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Speaker 1: name on each parcel and also so Robin to put
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Speaker 1: her name on more than one. So two, I think
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Speaker 1: she's got two parcels. Yeah, and so he and she
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Speaker 1: definitely have the Lion's share legally in terms of titles,
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Speaker 1: they have the Lion's share of ownership. And you all
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Speaker 1: allowed this to happen. Now, can you get an attorney?
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Speaker 1: And can you refer back to maybe footage from even
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Speaker 1: this episode when he's talking about them getting their twenty
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Speaker 1: five percent?
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Speaker 2: For sure?
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Speaker 1: Yeah, we point to that to talk about the spirit
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Speaker 1: of the agreement. Yes, but does that mean they're going
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Speaker 1: to prevail? Not necessarily, They're probably gonna end up settling.
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Speaker 2: I would hope. So I hope they all settled in
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Speaker 2: like an equal ish way. But yeah, they're kind of
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Speaker 2: they kind of screwed themselves. And Janelle even says that
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Speaker 2: in this scene. She's like, I don't know who decided
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Speaker 2: how the properties were going to be divided, and I
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Speaker 2: don't know how we got on to it, Like I
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Speaker 2: don't know.
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Speaker 1: Why, don't you know?
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Speaker 2: Well, because it's fucking Janelle and Mary. They trusted Andy, well, yeah,
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Speaker 2: but Christine peaced out, she didn't give a shit about
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Speaker 2: her heart.
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Speaker 1: My husband purchase property and me not have an idea
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Speaker 1: about how he's tidling and where the ownership is going,
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Speaker 1: like that would never in a million years happen. And
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Speaker 1: I understand I'm a monogamist and I'm not a polygamist,
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Speaker 1: but that's why they outlawed polygamy because it is patently
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Speaker 1: unfair to women, and women lose out and they don't
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Speaker 1: have anything, and they have nothing to leave their children.
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Speaker 1: And guess what, Janelle, it wasn't different for you. It
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Speaker 1: wasn't different for you. Mary, y'all get nothing.
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Speaker 2: Well, but you weren't indoctrinated into this cult though, and
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Speaker 2: this fundamentalist religion. I think these women genuinely believe that
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Speaker 2: Cody was gonna do good by them, and then now
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Speaker 2: they're realizing, oh fuck, we were dumb. And Janelle even
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Speaker 2: says it in this episode, she like, I was stupid,
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Speaker 2: Like I totally was dumb with how this was legally divided.
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Speaker 2: Now I just want to get my fair share and
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Speaker 2: piece the fuck out because this is the only thing
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Speaker 2: that she has tied to Cody, right.
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Speaker 1: But when you hear her and Mary talking on this
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Speaker 1: call about how they notice things that were happen happening. Yeah,
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Speaker 1: what they're saying is, well, Janelle is saying outright, like
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Speaker 1: I saw that he was taking out money and sometimes
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Speaker 1: it was a lot of money, and I didn't know
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Speaker 1: where that money was going. Yeah, and Mary's talking about
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Speaker 1: having seen the way things were happening in the family
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Speaker 1: and not understanding what was going on. And I just
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Speaker 1: I'm sitting here and I shouldn't be sitting in judgment
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Speaker 1: of these grown ass, big aged women with businesses of
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Speaker 1: their own, but like I'm judging them. Yeah, like, how
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Speaker 1: could you let this happen? And it's not just about you,
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Speaker 1: It's about your children. It's about what you're leaving behind
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Speaker 1: for your children. And fair enough, Janelle, you've got a business, now,
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Speaker 1: you've got plexus, you've got your own flower farm and
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Speaker 1: your retreat space and it sounds lovely in everything, but
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Speaker 1: like you were owed more, for sure, and you should
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Speaker 1: have demonstrated responsibly to your children, especially your girl children,
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Speaker 1: that you've got more, that you've got your fair share.
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Speaker 1: It just makes me mad. Yeah, I get mad.
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Speaker 2: Well, hindsight, it's twenty twenty, you know, It's like I'm
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Speaker 2: super mad at them too, But at the same time,
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Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, I guess I understand, Like, how could
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Speaker 2: you have known that your family was going to be
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Speaker 2: fucking imploded in two years during COVID, Like how could
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Speaker 2: you have known that Cody and Robin were going to
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Speaker 2: do this? I mean, look, the writing was on the
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Speaker 2: fucking wall obviously, like we've been seeing it, the viewers
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Speaker 2: have been seeing it. People have been shouting it from
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Speaker 2: their rooftops for fucking decades now, So I mean I
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Speaker 2: get it, but it's like, what can you do now?
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Speaker 2: And now Janelle and Mary are having to deal with
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Speaker 2: the fucking legal repercussions of this shit, like having to
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Speaker 2: get lawyers involved because Cody is literally dragging his feet
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Speaker 2: and says in this episode that Mary and Janelle are
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Speaker 2: asking for him to do a favor and asking for
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Speaker 2: him to be their servant, but he doesn't want to
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Speaker 2: do it. He's not interested in doing it. They should,
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Speaker 2: you know, do all of the footwork.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, Like, why aren't you guys doing it? You guys
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Speaker 1: want it so bad, then drag your happy asses back
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Speaker 1: to flag Staff and you do all this leg work.
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Speaker 1: And if they did, and for all intents and purposes.
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Speaker 1: Janelle should she's the one with the real estate education
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Speaker 1: and or license. I don't know if she's licensed in Arizona.
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Speaker 1: I know she was in Vegas, but like she could
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Speaker 1: probably lend her expertise to the selling of this property.
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Speaker 1: But if she even tried, do you think Cody would
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Speaker 1: actually let her make any decision, pick the realtor have
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Speaker 1: anything to do with the appraisal?
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Speaker 2: Of course not no, But she like legally can't do anything.
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Speaker 2: Just same thing with Mary. Because Cody and Robbin's names
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Speaker 2: are on everything, and Cody's name is on the entire.
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Speaker 1: Property, legally they can compel them to sell. So hopefully
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Speaker 1: it's not going to come to that. Hopefully it's not
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Speaker 1: going to go in front of a judge, and hopefully
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Speaker 1: they don't have to litigate that because they're going to
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Speaker 1: have to spend a lot of money just to get
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Speaker 1: something that is rightfully theirs. Yeah, which is unfortunate, But
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Speaker 1: we'll see what happens. I mean, I think that Cody
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Speaker 1: is telegraphing to the women and to us that he
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Speaker 1: wants to be fair, because he said that repeatedly, and
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Speaker 1: you know, to the commenter who said just because he
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Speaker 1: says he's going to be fair, doesn't mean it's going
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Speaker 1: to be equal to that person. I mean, I'm actually
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Speaker 1: happy to hear him say this week that it's twenty
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Speaker 1: five percent when they get their twenty five percent. Now,
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Speaker 1: maybe he just wants to give them both twenty five
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Speaker 1: percent and then him and Robin keeps seventy five percent.
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Speaker 1: I'm not sure, but hopefully he means he wants to
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Speaker 1: give them their fair shared a quarter each.
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Speaker 2: I mean, I hope. But then he's saying the same
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Speaker 2: shit about how they didn't actually contribute equally to the property,
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Speaker 2: because Janelle is talking to Mary and is like, yeah,
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Speaker 2: we all contributed to the family pot. We all contributed
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Speaker 2: equally and paid it off equally, and then cut to
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Speaker 2: Cody being like, well, actually we didn't because I paid
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Speaker 2: for an entire parcel all by myself.
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Speaker 1: With what funds exactly, And weren't those funds com mingled
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Speaker 1: with the rest of the family in an LLC exactly?
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Speaker 1: Like what are you talking about? Unless he's talking about
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Speaker 1: when Christine signed over her plot of land to him
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Speaker 1: and Robin. Is that his plot of land that he
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Speaker 1: purchased for ten dollars when he made that agreement with Christine, Like,
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Speaker 1: I don't know, like he's crazy. That might be what
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Speaker 1: he's referring to.
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Speaker 2: That would be really funny to me if that's what
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Speaker 2: he's referring to, because he says ninety two percent of
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Speaker 2: the property he's paid for, And I'm like, so ten dollars, right.
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Speaker 1: We need your ten dollars that you negotiated with Christine
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Speaker 1: so she could get out of the relationship.
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Speaker 2: Like, there's no way you have the money to like
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Speaker 2: pay for this whole thing. That's why you needed Mary
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Speaker 2: and Janelle to contribute a quarter of it to pay
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Speaker 2: off the entire fucking thing, which was like almost a
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Speaker 2: million dollars or whatever worth of land.
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Speaker 1: So I don't know, dude, But I mean last Thanksgiving
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Speaker 1: when Mary is running over to Cody and Robin's house
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Speaker 1: after Janelle tried to sit down with her and warn
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Speaker 1: her that there was some like funky shit going down,
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Speaker 1: and she tattles on Janelle like she's cutting a check
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Speaker 1: in that conversation, right, And you're still not getting clarification
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Speaker 1: as to what this entitles you to, having already had
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Speaker 1: to pay for Leon's college and Leon's car after all
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Speaker 1: sitting a precedent of contributing way more than you ever
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Speaker 1: received back. You're still cutting a check to these people
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Speaker 1: and not asking for clarification, I e. This entitles me
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Speaker 1: right to one quarter of all of the land, right,
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Speaker 1: and getting it on camera, right. I mean, you're fifty
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Speaker 1: three years old. You should know that you should be
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Speaker 1: doing this.
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Speaker 2: But this is Mary that we're talking about. I mean,
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Speaker 2: even in this episode, she's saying shit like, well, I
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Speaker 2: just never thought Cody would be capable of something like this,
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Speaker 2: Like even after our legal divorce, people were telling me
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Speaker 2: that he might be capable of all this shit, and
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Speaker 2: I didn't believe him. And even now, like it's really
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Speaker 2: hard for me to accept that he might be capable
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Speaker 2: of doing this. It's like, what do you mean, Like,
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Speaker 2: how are you not.
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Speaker 1: Well, she's so paradoxical, Like on the one hand, she's
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Speaker 1: like I just believed him, he would never do this
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Speaker 1: to me, and then on the other hand, she's like
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Speaker 1: everybody has an agenda and none of us trust each other.
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Speaker 1: So she talks out of both sides of her mouth
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Speaker 1: and she's been doing it the entire time. Yeah, Mary lies,
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Speaker 1: which is why like just taking it like in a
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Speaker 1: different direction. For a moment. It's so confounding to me
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Speaker 1: that she is holding herself out as some kind of
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Speaker 1: expert for worthy up. I keep seeing on my Instagram
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Speaker 1: timeline her like in these seminars and like a Mormon
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Speaker 1: blazer with all these middle aged women in her like audience.
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Speaker 1: And I don't know what she's teaching people. I don't
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Speaker 1: know how she's motivating people. But Mary, even now as
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Speaker 1: you're trying to come to terms with what's happening with
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Speaker 1: Coyote Pass after having lost everything and giving away your
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Speaker 1: rights as legal wife, even now you're losing, I know
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Speaker 1: you're losing.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, And honestly, whoever's doing those reels for her, like
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Speaker 2: those little advertisements else they're terrible and like get a
14:48
Speaker 2: millennial to like do your production and your ads for you,
14:51
Speaker 2: because they're really bad.
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Speaker 1: Well, it's not showing me what you're teaching. No, it's
14:54
Speaker 1: not even demonstrating like what I'm going to be getting
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Speaker 1: if I go to your seminar. It's just trying to
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Speaker 1: set you up some sort of an authority. But on
15:01
Speaker 1: what like on finances, no, and being a business person, No,
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Speaker 1: on being a relationship expert, No, on being a Mormon no,
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Speaker 1: what are you teaching me? I don't know. I'm done crazy.
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Speaker 1: I'm sorry, you're.
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Speaker 2: So fucking judgmental. She's like actually helping people like change
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Speaker 2: their lives and hashtag worthing up.
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Speaker 1: By being an example of what not to do. And
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Speaker 1: we have to infer it because she can't fucking say it,
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Speaker 1: because she doesn't know how to conduct her own life.
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Speaker 2: Right. Well, she's gonna have a podcast, so she's going
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Speaker 2: to give some information.
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Speaker 1: Oh my god, salty birches. I know, I will, I
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Speaker 1: will listen, I will, I will give it a shot.
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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, hopefully it's better than Maddie's. Yes, yikes. And
15:42
Speaker 2: then we have Christina and David going down to mob.
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Speaker 1: Snory. I don't care.
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Speaker 2: It's like, kay stupid, it's so tough. I don't care.
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Speaker 2: I literally can't stand it.
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Speaker 1: So exhausted.
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Speaker 2: I did look up their Airbnb though, because she's so
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Speaker 2: excited about it, and like, I wonder how much she's
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Speaker 2: charging a night for this airbnb and fucking moab utah,
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Speaker 2: four hundred and fifty dollars minimum a night and it's
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Speaker 2: a two night minimum. And actually Ethel was looking at
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Speaker 2: her Airbnb app, and she was looking at some dates,
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Speaker 2: and some of them are like six hundred dollars a night,
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Speaker 2: six hundred dollars for that.
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Speaker 1: And that is the availability. Is she like booked and busy.
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Speaker 2: Like two months booked out? Well, good for Christine, that's great.
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Speaker 1: If the market's gonna pay it, why are we hating
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Speaker 1: get your hand?
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Speaker 2: That's so expensive. It's half of a town home, like
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Speaker 2: it's like a duplex. Yeah, like in Moab. I don't know.
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Speaker 2: I'm just like, it's no Sedona, it's no like Malibu.
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Speaker 2: It's no like nice fancy, but it's moapp.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a lot of money. But I think people
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Speaker 1: are paying for it.
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Speaker 2: I think she's.
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Speaker 1: Leveraging like the Sister Wives Cashet of course, and people
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Speaker 1: who are obsessed in a dumpster with all things sister
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Speaker 1: Wives who are willing to come out of their pocket
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Speaker 1: a thousand dollars pay or twelve fifteen hundred dollars plus
17:01
Speaker 1: you know she's charging a cleaning fee, yeah, and all
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Speaker 1: those other feests and services. You're paying a lot of
17:07
Speaker 1: money just to go to Moab and sleep in the
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Speaker 1: shrimp room, honey.
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Speaker 2: For two nights.
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Speaker 1: It is crazy?
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Speaker 2: Why?
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Speaker 1: But you know people will do it, and I know
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Speaker 1: she's not a stupid person. No, I mean, well, I
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Speaker 1: don't know what scientifically, like if there was a test
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Speaker 1: time she might be. But I'm just saying, yeah, she's
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Speaker 1: taking advantage of a market that wants to pay her money,
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Speaker 1: and I'm for it.
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Speaker 2: And look, I mean she has spitting some truth in
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Speaker 2: this segment. She's talking about like how women, especially in
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Speaker 2: fundamentalist Mormonism, like don't have a chance to like own
17:38
Speaker 2: their own businesses and like being controlled their finances, and
17:41
Speaker 2: that's what she's always wanted to do. Yes, she throws
17:43
Speaker 2: some shade to some of the family businesses and stuff,
17:46
Speaker 2: and we see some clips about that, because you know,
17:49
Speaker 2: she would have some ideas for like T shirts, like
17:52
Speaker 2: why don't we sell T shirts instead of we're clunky
17:54
Speaker 2: ballsack jewelry. And then Cody shits on her for that,
17:58
Speaker 2: like she had good ideas. She obviously is having good
18:01
Speaker 2: ideas with this Airbnb.
18:02
Speaker 1: And I don't want to cheapen our brand with T shirts. Yeah,
18:07
Speaker 1: and like a few years later we have Janelle like
18:10
Speaker 1: selling out a T shirt. You should absolutely do that.
18:14
Speaker 1: The overhead is really low and people would have been
18:16
Speaker 1: walking around with your sister wife shirts and you'd have
18:18
Speaker 1: made money on merch. Are you kids so dumb? They
18:21
Speaker 1: are so they're so very financially dumb.
18:23
Speaker 2: Cody and Robin especially well.
18:25
Speaker 1: They felt bad for Christine because she had an actual
18:28
Speaker 1: good idea and she immediately got shot down. And then
18:31
Speaker 1: he did it like even more publicly when they're on
18:33
Speaker 1: the couch in their talking head and he embarrasses her idea.
18:37
Speaker 1: It was the only real it was the only good idea,
18:41
Speaker 1: the only I mean, Janelle, you had your dumb fitness center,
18:44
Speaker 1: Fundamental Fitness. Yeah, but that could have made it would
18:47
Speaker 1: have never made any money. The overhead was atrocious. Robin,
18:51
Speaker 1: you had your ballsack jewelry which never went anywhere. And Mary.
18:58
Speaker 2: Lula Roe, I mean.
18:59
Speaker 1: But that was her business. Yeah, I think she brought
19:01
Speaker 1: a business to the family.
19:03
Speaker 2: La.
19:04
Speaker 1: Christine's idea would have actually worked. They would have actually
19:06
Speaker 1: made a lot of money, and he shipped all over
19:08
Speaker 1: her and they could have been doing merch this entire time.
19:11
Speaker 1: They could have been ahead of the wave.
19:13
Speaker 2: He called it frumpy, which I'm like, was that a direct? Like, yeah,
19:17
Speaker 2: she's from I was thinking too, Yeah, so fucked up.
19:21
Speaker 2: But anyway, you know what Christine's making her bag. There
19:24
Speaker 2: they're driving down to U haul U Haul Moab in
19:27
Speaker 2: a U haul with all of their bullshit. They have
19:29
Speaker 2: all the family there to help them, like unpack it
19:32
Speaker 2: and decorate the place. But on the.
19:34
Speaker 1: Road, she does remember when they moved from Lehigh to
19:40
Speaker 1: Las Vegas and as they traveled they got like three separate,
19:44
Speaker 1: multiple signs at tires. I mean, it was an absolute
19:48
Speaker 1: travesty and a catastrophe the entire time. It was so
19:50
Speaker 1: entertaining when we watched it in our rewinds.
19:53
Speaker 2: And we talked about it, like, how does signs from God?
19:57
Speaker 1: Maybe God is trying to tell you something, Christine, and
20:01
Speaker 1: she brings it up.
20:02
Speaker 2: If there was a sign from God, we got multiple
20:04
Speaker 2: that night.
20:05
Speaker 1: Ten of them yep, all the way to Vegas.
20:07
Speaker 2: Yep.
20:08
Speaker 1: So, which is kind of her admitting in a roundabout
20:11
Speaker 1: way that that move was a bad decision for the
20:15
Speaker 1: entire family.
20:16
Speaker 2: Yep.
20:16
Speaker 1: And she's right, it was.
20:17
Speaker 2: It was that was the beginning of the end yep,
20:19
Speaker 2: for sure. And then the only other thing that came
20:22
Speaker 2: out of this whole segment with Christina d is Janelle
20:26
Speaker 2: coming over and she comes over without knocking on the door,
20:30
Speaker 2: and she makes a comment about that because some people
20:32
Speaker 2: in the family didn't like that idea of no knocking,
20:37
Speaker 2: like you had to make an announcement knock. And we
20:39
Speaker 2: panned to Robin, who had rules and regulations come over
20:43
Speaker 2: into her house. You had to do an announcement knock
20:46
Speaker 2: so she wasn't startled, so she could feel safe in
20:49
Speaker 2: her space. Yeah, and she had to come to the
20:52
Speaker 2: door to let people are in. So obviously there's like
20:55
Speaker 2: this separation. You know, nobody's really a family with Robin, say,
20:59
Speaker 2: think with Mayor. Because Mary's walking around in the nude apparently.
21:02
Speaker 1: I guess. So I didn't want to imagine that, but
21:06
Speaker 1: here I am thinking about it right now. But yeah,
21:09
Speaker 1: so she doesn't want to be startled by somebody coming
21:11
Speaker 1: on in and seeing her bush what her naked ass?
21:17
Speaker 2: Yeah, she got a fat cat.
21:20
Speaker 1: She is rocking a fat cat. Honey, what about Roden? Hmm,
21:25
Speaker 1: it's getting a fatter right. What might have started what
21:29
Speaker 1: might have started as a razor blade back in the
21:32
Speaker 1: day break dancing in a par of diesel jeans. Now
21:37
Speaker 1: we're puffing out a little bit, we're getting fluffy, we're
21:42
Speaker 1: rocking a fact cat. Well, I was just looking at
21:44
Speaker 1: her on County Pass. And I'm going to abstain from
21:47
Speaker 1: any further statement, but I do want to imply that
21:52
Speaker 1: she's probably rocking a fat cat. Now that's my that's
21:55
Speaker 1: my thought.
21:55
Speaker 2: What about Janelle and Christine?
21:57
Speaker 1: Janelle's gone back, Christine's gone back. All I think Cody
22:05
Speaker 1: likes the fat cat?
22:06
Speaker 2: Probably does? I mean, who doesn't?
22:08
Speaker 1: Right? Ask my husband, Henny.
22:11
Speaker 2: I don't want to.
22:14
Speaker 1: Remember he got talk?
22:15
Speaker 2: Do you remember he called stop talk?
22:16
Speaker 1: Okay, I'll stop talking.
22:18
Speaker 2: To And then what else came out of that whole
22:22
Speaker 2: segment with Christy and David. Nothing.
22:23
Speaker 1: I think that it was kind of a cool comparing
22:26
Speaker 1: contrast moment when you saw like all of the people
22:30
Speaker 1: that David and Christine are actually surrounded by, like her
22:34
Speaker 1: own kids, his kids, family, friends, Janelle, Like they have
22:39
Speaker 1: a wonderful family and they're loved. And then you pan
22:43
Speaker 1: over to Kytie Pass and it's just Cody, Robin and
22:45
Speaker 1: their vampire children rising up from their crips to take
22:50
Speaker 1: an axe and hit the firewood. I mean it just
22:56
Speaker 1: I never see anybody else around them except for like
22:59
Speaker 1: weird ass manosphere one eye do So, I'm like, do
23:03
Speaker 1: you guys have friends? Do you have anybody around you
23:07
Speaker 1: that can stand your presence. I don't see Zayan is
23:14
Speaker 1: where is. I think he pieced out. I think he's like,
23:16
Speaker 1: I don't want any part of this business anymore.
23:19
Speaker 2: I thought he was still in the RV on their
23:21
Speaker 2: property though, no, I don't. Did he move out?
23:24
Speaker 1: So I don't think he wants to be. I hope
23:27
Speaker 1: that he's somewhere around his father, who I don't know
23:30
Speaker 1: if you know, but his father was diagnosed with and
23:34
Speaker 1: so his father has a very sad condition, and I
23:38
Speaker 1: would just love for some of his children to be
23:41
Speaker 1: around him. And maybe Daton is spending more time around
23:43
Speaker 1: David Jessup.
23:44
Speaker 2: I mean, I hope so we're just like living his
23:46
Speaker 2: best life in a dorm apartment without his fucking mom.
23:49
Speaker 1: His weird step dad. I'm like, God, Oh, no, I
23:51
Speaker 1: guess it's he's an adopted sorry, his weird dad.
23:54
Speaker 2: His dad.
23:55
Speaker 1: Well, Cody's static, Oh he got adopted. I guess I
23:59
Speaker 1: don't want to validate that.
24:01
Speaker 2: I would be if I was a teenager in that has,
24:03
Speaker 2: I'd be like, you know, my DoD, you're not my
24:05
Speaker 2: real dad. That would be me for real, my God.
24:08
Speaker 2: But let's just get to them. Because they're the last segment.
24:10
Speaker 2: They're going over to Coyote Pass. Can paint these broken down, rotten,
24:15
Speaker 2: fucking picnic tables.
24:17
Speaker 1: Yeah, what a weird scene because we are introduced yet
24:21
Speaker 1: again to that weirdo daddy Paul, uncle dad. Yeah, granddaddy Paul,
24:28
Speaker 1: uncle Paul or whatever. I remember being introduced to him
24:32
Speaker 1: when Robin was pregnant, just given birth to King Solomon. Yeah,
24:38
Speaker 1: and here's this old ass Santa Claus dude with his
24:42
Speaker 1: fucking camera on his flip phone on her fat cat
24:46
Speaker 1: who had been there for the birth of like her
24:48
Speaker 1: other children, looking right up into the vagina baby, seeing
24:52
Speaker 1: right up into the cervix and into the U to
24:55
Speaker 1: risk this old fucking man. Yeah, I am side eyeing
24:59
Speaker 1: that entire cit situation. Why does he need to be
25:02
Speaker 1: in the room.
25:03
Speaker 2: Well, back then, she called him her stepdad, so it's
25:06
Speaker 2: interesting that now she's saying he was actually my uncle.
25:09
Speaker 2: He's my uncle. Daddy called him my uncle. Like what, Okay,
25:13
Speaker 2: I don't care about your fucking history though, Robin, Like,
25:16
Speaker 2: I literally don't care about.
25:17
Speaker 1: It a little bit. I want to talk about her
25:18
Speaker 1: right now. Why Because in my mind I had always
25:21
Speaker 1: thought that she was kind of following in the footsteps
25:25
Speaker 1: of her mother. Her mother was the last wife incorporated
25:29
Speaker 1: into a family, and I was under the impression there
25:31
Speaker 1: were more than two wives, I guess not, and that
25:35
Speaker 1: her mother had become the preferred wife, yeah, and was
25:39
Speaker 1: interested in always having kind of a honeymoon experience with
25:42
Speaker 1: daddy Paul or whatever. And my thought was that there
25:47
Speaker 1: was like a little bit of bad vibes between those
25:51
Speaker 1: wives and her Robin's mom.
25:53
Speaker 2: Yeah, I thought so too, but I guess not.
25:56
Speaker 1: I guess not. I mean the way that Robin talks
25:58
Speaker 1: about it now. The wife of Paul actually went to
26:04
Speaker 1: her and said, hey, you know, Paul's a great guy
26:05
Speaker 1: and you're single, maybe you could be part of our family.
26:08
Speaker 1: And I just don't believe anything Robin says.
26:11
Speaker 2: That's the thing.
26:11
Speaker 1: I don't think it happened like that at all. And
26:13
Speaker 1: I wonder Beatrice, like, did she have an affair with
26:16
Speaker 1: that man? Probably because I thought they were living proximate
26:19
Speaker 1: to each other, but apparently she was living in an
26:21
Speaker 1: entirely different state. Oh yeah, and Paul and his first
26:25
Speaker 1: wife were living some did the first wife even know
26:28
Speaker 1: about Robin's hoh ass.
26:30
Speaker 2: Mama who fucking knows. Girl.
26:32
Speaker 1: Well, I'm wondering right now.
26:34
Speaker 2: That's why I'm saying, like, that's why I don't care
26:35
Speaker 2: about Robin recounting about her family and talking about her
26:38
Speaker 2: uncle daddy and everything, because I know it's all bullshit.
26:41
Speaker 2: I know it's just her fabricating another story, Like she's
26:44
Speaker 2: talking about her uncle daddy and building these picnic tables
26:47
Speaker 2: because he wanted everybody to work together and he really
26:49
Speaker 2: liked their family and blah blah blah, and how close
26:52
Speaker 2: he was with Cody and how special their relationship was.
26:55
Speaker 2: I don't give a fuck. It's just a it's a
26:57
Speaker 2: TLC producer a to try and humanize Cody and Robin
27:02
Speaker 2: and show that they're a wholesome family. And they got
27:05
Speaker 2: backstories too. Nobody cares. Everybody hates you. Y'all are the
27:08
Speaker 2: worst people ever.
27:09
Speaker 1: Yeah, but I think every lie they tell actually points
27:12
Speaker 1: to a deeper truth. And I'm always like on my
27:15
Speaker 1: sleuthing mission to try and remember, like what you said
27:17
Speaker 1: last time though, and like what I remember about these people.
27:20
Speaker 1: I mean, and when they panned to her mother, like
27:22
Speaker 1: the picture of her mother's all broke down, I know
27:27
Speaker 1: she's no Annie honey, yeah, she's no Bonnie honey.
27:31
Speaker 2: Yeah.
27:33
Speaker 1: First of all, is that like a glimpse of what's
27:34
Speaker 1: going to happen with Robin?
27:36
Speaker 2: Oh?
27:36
Speaker 1: She gets older? Yeah, Cody, you're looking at your future. Ay? Yeah.
27:40
Speaker 1: And I don't know, it just seemed there's something that
27:42
Speaker 1: was very sketchy about that. And they talk about how
27:45
Speaker 1: he had come out to Flagstaff Daddy Paul, Uncle Paul,
27:49
Speaker 1: and had surveyed the land to help them figure out
27:52
Speaker 1: whether they wanted to purchase it or not. Like, seems
27:56
Speaker 1: like he's been in the background quite a lot, but
27:58
Speaker 1: we've really never had a glimpse into that relationship. It
28:02
Speaker 1: was so important, like if Robin all of a sudden
28:05
Speaker 1: didn't feel safe in her world once he passed, Like,
28:08
Speaker 1: why wasn't he introduced to the storyline.
28:11
Speaker 2: Well, and that was the only interesting thing about this
28:14
Speaker 2: was that he also was like in Vegas. He was
28:16
Speaker 2: some contractor in Vegas. So I'm like, Okay, now you're
28:18
Speaker 2: confirming that that's why you moved out to Vegas was
28:21
Speaker 2: to be closer to your family. So uprooting all eighteen
28:25
Speaker 2: thousand kids yep, from their home life and their families
28:28
Speaker 2: in Utah to go to Vegas to be next to
28:30
Speaker 2: your uncle daddy.
28:31
Speaker 1: And Okay, when we look back at that year that
28:35
Speaker 1: they moved, we have to remember the way Janelle refers
28:39
Speaker 1: to it like it was dire, which like finances were hard,
28:44
Speaker 1: they didn't know how they were going to eat. Some
28:45
Speaker 1: of those kids were hungry sometimes, and they moved down
28:49
Speaker 1: they rented those places, and Janelle was like, it was
28:51
Speaker 1: the most scary situation ever, and yet they did it
28:56
Speaker 1: all because that's where Robin's family was, exactly, and so
29:00
Speaker 1: Cody from the very beginning was constantly catering to what
29:04
Speaker 1: she wanted to do.
29:05
Speaker 2: Yep. And all of the kids that moved were fucking depressed,
29:10
Speaker 2: like Hunter and Maddie. All of them started acting out
29:12
Speaker 2: and they were pissed off, and yep, very fucking sad.
29:15
Speaker 2: And it was all for Robin and her uncle daddy.
29:17
Speaker 2: So maybe that's why he's been in the background, because
29:20
Speaker 2: she wanted to keep it on the low. Lo that
29:22
Speaker 2: that was the reason why they moved to Vegas. But
29:24
Speaker 2: now we're seeing it at twenty twenty five and she's
29:27
Speaker 2: saying it outright, Oh right, yeah, my dad worked for
29:30
Speaker 2: the city of Las Vegas and blah blah blah, Okay,
29:33
Speaker 2: glad you let that slip.
29:34
Speaker 1: And the thing is is that the kids knew that
29:36
Speaker 1: the entire time. Of course, yeah, this guy was probably
29:38
Speaker 1: around all the time, so they knew that they had
29:41
Speaker 1: to leave Utah, they had to be uprooted from a
29:44
Speaker 1: life that they really loved. A lot of those kids
29:46
Speaker 1: were traumatized. They wanted to move back immediately. I think
29:50
Speaker 1: Hunter Maddie they went back Logan. They didn't want to
29:53
Speaker 1: be in Vegas, and so they knew from the very
29:55
Speaker 1: beginning that this was all happening because of Robin, and
29:58
Speaker 1: so Robin shouldn't have acted so prize that the kids
30:01
Speaker 1: didn't warm up to her, especially Hunter, because he took
30:04
Speaker 1: it the hardest exactly.
30:05
Speaker 2: But now you want to paint these picnic tables at
30:07
Speaker 2: Coyote Pass, and you want to fabricate a wholesome family
30:11
Speaker 2: moment and manipulate the audience into thinking that you guys
30:13
Speaker 2: are actually good people worth watching and worth caring about.
30:17
Speaker 1: And it's just.
30:17
Speaker 2: Ridiculous, Like, I don't care that you're painting these dumb
30:19
Speaker 2: picnic tables. Why have they been out on Coyote Pass
30:22
Speaker 2: if they're so important to you? Right? Just literally rotting
30:25
Speaker 2: away and fucking splintered out and they're all old looking
30:29
Speaker 2: at rickety, they flip it over and.
30:31
Speaker 1: What there's symbolic of the love that you had for
30:34
Speaker 1: this very important man. No, they're trying to create content.
30:37
Speaker 2: Yep.
30:38
Speaker 1: Oh my god. It just makes me so mad when
30:40
Speaker 1: I think about them having twenty six episodes. Can you
30:43
Speaker 1: imagine the dollar signs they saw when they are twenty
30:46
Speaker 1: six episodes? Like if these people are getting say forty
30:49
Speaker 1: thousand an episode, that's crazy individually and or together, and
30:54
Speaker 1: they hear twenty six episodes, they're like, oh, yeah, we'll
30:57
Speaker 1: have a storyline around Aurora getting baptized, which nobody wants
31:01
Speaker 1: to see that. We'll have a storyline around I don't know,
31:04
Speaker 1: painting some picnic tables on Coyote Pass, which nobody wants
31:08
Speaker 1: to see. Right, So this is what they're doing, and
31:10
Speaker 1: it is boring af and honestly nobody cares. And I
31:14
Speaker 1: don't know who I was watching. Maybe it was Nicky Haverstock,
31:17
Speaker 1: but she's like, I don't know your kids. Yeah, you've
31:19
Speaker 1: never let us into your home. You've never let us
31:21
Speaker 1: into your family. We've never talked about the things that
31:24
Speaker 1: have been happening in your family, and so I'm not
31:26
Speaker 1: going to cotton and warm up to your kids now
31:29
Speaker 1: because I haven't been introduced to them. Really, I don't
31:32
Speaker 1: know them. I don't care.
31:33
Speaker 2: Literally, Like when Cody starts talking about the girl the
31:36
Speaker 2: girls having kids, I'm like, I don't fucking care, not invested,
31:40
Speaker 2: do not care, don't care about their church life, don't
31:43
Speaker 2: care about them having kids, meeting boys, getting baptized. Literally,
31:46
Speaker 2: don't show them on my television because they, Honestly, Brianna
31:49
Speaker 2: and Aurora make me sad because they are just following
31:51
Speaker 2: in Robin's footsteps and they're kids, like they don't really
31:55
Speaker 2: know any better. They're like staying their mom. Well I
31:57
Speaker 2: know their adults, they're under her wing and they live
31:59
Speaker 2: there with her, and she's fucking abusive. I think. I
32:02
Speaker 2: mean the way she talks to Ariella about like getting
32:05
Speaker 2: paint on her shirt and like both her and Cody
32:08
Speaker 2: start yelling at Ariella, don't lean on the pain, don't
32:11
Speaker 2: lean on the pack.
32:11
Speaker 1: That was kind of wild, That's what I'm saying.
32:14
Speaker 2: So, like, think about how they talk about talk to
32:16
Speaker 2: those kids in the house when the cameras are on
32:18
Speaker 2: there and they're like shitting on Ariella for having a
32:21
Speaker 2: little worm on the table.
32:22
Speaker 1: I'm like, because she's a naturalist. Well yeah, it's becoming
32:25
Speaker 1: a naturalist like Charles Darwin. Right, Yeah, it's ridiculous. I
32:30
Speaker 1: just I don't like them.
32:31
Speaker 2: I don't like seeing them on my TV. I also
32:33
Speaker 2: hated this whole scene because they're doing this on Coyote Pass,
32:36
Speaker 2: knowing that Mary and Janelle want to fucking sell and
32:39
Speaker 2: get their fair share on it, and they kind of
32:41
Speaker 2: bring it up, but then Robin shoots it down because
32:44
Speaker 2: Cody's like, well, maybe I can talk them into like
32:47
Speaker 2: keeping the pond, Like, maybe I can keep part of
32:49
Speaker 2: this beautiful, gorgeous piece of land.
32:53
Speaker 1: The syphilitic prairie dog pond exactly, Yeah, with floating syphilis. Yeah,
32:58
Speaker 1: so great, absorb.
32:59
Speaker 2: It right into got please, honestly, please.
33:02
Speaker 1: Yeah, like a fecal runoff, fucking raccoon shit and everything
33:07
Speaker 1: in your weird ass murky ass pond dive right in
33:11
Speaker 1: weirdos honestly.
33:13
Speaker 2: And then they just talk about how they don't want
33:15
Speaker 2: to sell it now because it's so magical, the moments
33:17
Speaker 2: that they get to create on this land that nobody
33:20
Speaker 2: else gets to create because you refuse to build on it,
33:23
Speaker 2: and you refuse to actually divide it in a way
33:25
Speaker 2: where everyone got their fair share and could build on
33:27
Speaker 2: it like Janelle. Janelle had to live on it in
33:29
Speaker 2: a fucking RV.
33:30
Speaker 1: But being of which, how come Janelle had to ask
33:33
Speaker 1: permission to put her RV on somebody else's plot on
33:37
Speaker 1: their land, right? But meanwhile, they get to go out
33:39
Speaker 1: whenever they want, do the ATVs, they get to have
33:42
Speaker 1: their picnics, they can do the fire pit without getting
33:45
Speaker 1: permission from anybody else. How is that fair?
33:47
Speaker 2: Because they have their names on it. Mm hmm. That's
33:49
Speaker 2: why they probably use that over everyone else's heads. Yeah,
33:53
Speaker 2: And then you wonder why Janelle and Mary don't think
33:56
Speaker 2: you're going to be fair, and you wonder why they're
33:58
Speaker 2: getting lawyers because you're not involving them and you're not
34:02
Speaker 2: interested in doing any of the footwork. You're not interested
34:05
Speaker 2: in doing them favors and being their servant to try
34:10
Speaker 2: and divide this up in a fair way. You just
34:11
Speaker 2: want to lord it over everybody and then camp out
34:15
Speaker 2: on it and split wood and roast hot dogs.
34:18
Speaker 1: Yes, and get the complete enjoyment of the property that
34:20
Speaker 1: is in dispute in terms of ownership and it is galling. Yeah,
34:25
Speaker 1: there was that one interchange between Cody and Robin where
34:29
Speaker 1: he's like, well, maybe we should keep it. I mean,
34:31
Speaker 1: maybe we can afford it, and Robin says something like, well,
34:34
Speaker 1: we can afford it, but we also have to afford
34:37
Speaker 1: other things. And that is one thing that got me
34:40
Speaker 1: to think. This is the summer of twenty twenty four,
34:42
Speaker 1: This is just a few months ago. This is right
34:45
Speaker 1: before they put up their property for sale. This is
34:49
Speaker 1: them knowing that they're going to be looking for a new,
34:51
Speaker 1: upgraded McMansion, so they're already thinking about where their money
34:55
Speaker 1: needs to go. And Cody seems to have been on
34:58
Speaker 1: kind of a low key campaign to give an impression
35:01
Speaker 1: that he really can't afford things. He can't pay off things,
35:04
Speaker 1: he doesn't have the money for things. But I think
35:06
Speaker 1: he's got the money for things, and he's right on
35:08
Speaker 1: the precipice in this scene of selling and purchasing the
35:11
Speaker 1: new place.
35:12
Speaker 2: I feel like they have just enough money for certain things,
35:15
Speaker 2: but they don't have as much money as they're like
35:17
Speaker 2: giving off. Because Robin's the one that brings up like, well,
35:21
Speaker 2: we have to afford other things, but Cody's the one
35:23
Speaker 2: that's like very flippant with money. And we even had
35:26
Speaker 2: that talk earlier with Janelle and Mary where she's talking
35:29
Speaker 2: about where the money went, and Janelle saw Cody's spending
35:34
Speaker 2: all of this money out of the family plot, and
35:36
Speaker 2: Cody makes that stupid comment Will I was married to
35:39
Speaker 2: other women besides Janelle, so it wasn't any of her
35:42
Speaker 2: business where I spent the rest of the money. It
35:45
Speaker 2: was going to other people and other families, meaning sure
35:48
Speaker 2: him and Robin.
35:50
Speaker 1: Right, but don't you remember I think it was last
35:52
Speaker 1: season Janelle said, I saw where the money went. I
35:54
Speaker 1: saw what was being purchased. Do we really need all
35:57
Speaker 1: of that?
35:57
Speaker 2: Right?
35:57
Speaker 1: Shouldn't we be putting that money towards KYO? So that's
36:00
Speaker 1: just another indication that Janelle maybe did no more than
36:05
Speaker 1: she's letting on.
36:05
Speaker 2: Now.
36:06
Speaker 1: I don't know. I agree, though, Yeah, I don't think
36:09
Speaker 1: that they have a ton of money. I believe the
36:14
Speaker 1: rumors that we were hearing. I think somebody like a
36:17
Speaker 1: realtor reached out to Nikki Haverstock.
36:20
Speaker 2: I said that there.
36:20
Speaker 1: Were multiple loans against the original mcmansin that was highly leveraged,
36:25
Speaker 1: and so any profit that they got from that property was.
36:30
Speaker 1: It was not gonna be like seven hundred thousand dollars.
36:32
Speaker 1: It was going to be much diminished as a result
36:34
Speaker 1: of those loans. We know they had a trust, that
36:37
Speaker 1: four hundred thousand dollars trust, but I don't think that
36:40
Speaker 1: they were flush with cash. But I mean, I think
36:43
Speaker 1: they had probably heard by the time they're out with
36:47
Speaker 1: their marshmallows on Cody Pass, if it was last summer,
36:50
Speaker 1: they had already heard that they were going to have
36:51
Speaker 1: twenty six episodes, and so they were already counting their
36:55
Speaker 1: coins and they're like, yeah, it's let's go for the
36:57
Speaker 1: two point one million dollar mansion. We can afford it.
37:00
Speaker 1: Gonna be making so much money. And that's maybe why
37:03
Speaker 1: they did it.
37:04
Speaker 2: Yeah, probably because they're really fucking dumb, So they probably
37:07
Speaker 2: did do all of that. And then that's why Cody's
37:09
Speaker 2: also charging one hundred and fifty dollars per cameo and
37:12
Speaker 2: trying to get as much money as he can and
37:14
Speaker 2: going to all these weird little gun shows and stuff
37:17
Speaker 2: like that. They're trying to scrape up whatever they can
37:20
Speaker 2: to afford that twenty thousand dollars mortgage.
37:22
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's gonna come do honey, I knows Your Wives
37:26
Speaker 1: is going to close at some point in the next
37:28
Speaker 1: two to five years.
37:30
Speaker 2: Dude, it should be canceled after this season.
37:32
Speaker 1: Honestly, they're already filming though, so we already know there's
37:34
Speaker 1: going to be a season twenty. But like, after season twenty,
37:36
Speaker 1: I'm like, what are we doing? Because honestly we're bored
37:39
Speaker 1: with Christina and David. Honestly, Mary, you're not giving anything
37:42
Speaker 1: but haunted bm B, it's giving graveyard. I'm dead, I mean,
37:47
Speaker 1: and Janelle, it's kind of interesting. I'd like to see
37:50
Speaker 1: your dating arc and like, hey, what you're doing with
37:52
Speaker 1: your retreats? But like I mean, am I on the hook?
37:55
Speaker 1: Am I totally interested? No? I'm interested for the utter
38:00
Speaker 1: complete downfall of the Robin. Yes, I'm interested in opening
38:04
Speaker 1: the books. I'm interested in the lawsuit with Christine Honey
38:07
Speaker 1: for child support. I'm interested in Discovery. Yet I'm interested
38:11
Speaker 1: in that. Yeah, is that what Tilc's going to give us? However, No,
38:14
Speaker 1: it isn't.
38:15
Speaker 2: No, it's not.
38:15
Speaker 1: It's not gonna give.
38:16
Speaker 2: Us that, And they're gonna continue to platform Cody and
38:19
Speaker 2: Robin and give them money, which everybody's saying, don't nobody
38:22
Speaker 2: wants to see them in their vampires.
38:24
Speaker 1: What are they gonna do if you tell them, okay,
38:26
Speaker 1: it's going from forty thousand episode to five. Oh my god,
38:29
Speaker 1: what if they did? What's coding go saying? Okay, well
38:31
Speaker 1: they're walking away and do what good? First of all,
38:35
Speaker 1: good bye, we can make do without you. Second of all,
38:38
Speaker 1: they're not gonna walk away.
38:39
Speaker 2: No, they can't.
38:40
Speaker 1: They don't work.
38:41
Speaker 2: They don't.
38:42
Speaker 1: Robin has no skills to their losers. Cody has no
38:45
Speaker 1: skills to speak none. I mean, that's the answer right there. Yeah,
38:50
Speaker 1: And remember I don't know. It was maybe the fourth
38:53
Speaker 1: or the fifth or the sixth season, and y'all can
38:56
Speaker 1: tell me because I know your rabbit out there in
38:57
Speaker 1: the dumpster. But tilc was going to cancel the show
39:00
Speaker 1: because of the ratings they got really low, and Cody
39:03
Speaker 1: made some sort of a deal. Instead of us getting
39:06
Speaker 1: this much per episode each person, like maybe they were
39:10
Speaker 1: getting ten to twenty thousand each person per episode, He's like, okay,
39:13
Speaker 1: just pay us all bulk one hundred thousand for the
39:15
Speaker 1: season or something like that, And so he negotiated a
39:19
Speaker 1: way lower payout because he was desperate because they don't work.
39:23
Speaker 1: Because that was all they could do. Yeah, so TLC
39:26
Speaker 1: could have them over a barrel.
39:27
Speaker 2: Maybe, I don't know. I would love to have those
39:31
Speaker 2: conversations though, instead of seeing them paint picnic tables a
39:35
Speaker 2: coyote pass the color blue. I know, like, I literally
39:38
Speaker 2: don't fucking care.
39:38
Speaker 1: I mean at the very least, like or just like,
39:40
Speaker 1: if you want to just do a little bit of
39:42
Speaker 1: fan service, can we have, like Eon levan Zant, somebody
39:45
Speaker 1: who is not going to take Cody and Robin's shit,
39:47
Speaker 1: who's going to go on their shit to their face
39:49
Speaker 1: and like on their face. Can't we get somebody who's
39:52
Speaker 1: not scared of these creeps like us, straight out my god,
39:56
Speaker 1: like us.
39:57
Speaker 2: We should host the tell Alls.
39:58
Speaker 1: Dude, I would, I would.
40:00
Speaker 2: I would be like w w they would never, Yeah,
40:04
Speaker 2: they would never.
40:04
Speaker 1: Cody with his curls, would get up and walk out.
40:07
Speaker 2: If it's gonna be Sukiyana again, and it's gonna be,
40:12
Speaker 2: she's gonna get so much more hate this season. She
40:16
Speaker 2: gets so much hate last season.
40:17
Speaker 1: I don't know, but I mean, okay, I have some
40:21
Speaker 1: journalistic intagrity. Okay.
40:25
Speaker 2: Anyway, so then we get to the fucking mid season
40:28
Speaker 2: trailer preview, which They did not call it that no,
40:32
Speaker 2: but TLC said it on their.
40:34
Speaker 1: Next week on Sister Wives. I don't believe it's the
40:36
Speaker 1: mid season. I don't think we have twenty more episodes.
40:40
Speaker 1: I can't believe even episode There's just no way.
40:45
Speaker 2: I mean, even six is a lot. Even six is
40:47
Speaker 2: a lot.
40:47
Speaker 1: If four of those are talkbacks, look backs, big backs,
40:51
Speaker 1: that okay, then that would be more episodes.
40:54
Speaker 2: I feel like it's gonna be six more episodes of
40:56
Speaker 2: the regular season and then the talkback big backs, and
41:00
Speaker 2: then probably a honeymoon special.
41:02
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, we're back. I don't know what happened.
41:04
Speaker 1: I was literally screaming for you and our camera, just like.
41:08
Speaker 2: We had a paranormal experience.
41:10
Speaker 1: The ghost was like, ladies, it's time to wrap up.
41:13
Speaker 1: It went only to me, too bombastickets, too loud, and
41:16
Speaker 1: it just like totally cut away from me.
41:18
Speaker 2: I didn't know. The ghost was like nuh.
41:21
Speaker 1: Yeah, sorry, I guess I was yelling too much.
41:24
Speaker 2: I don't know.
41:25
Speaker 1: Back to the preview, are we done so? Or Rob
41:27
Speaker 1: was going to get baptized or was gonna get that?
41:30
Speaker 1: Nobody cares, Literally, no one cares.
41:32
Speaker 2: I don't want to see it. By care I don't
41:34
Speaker 2: want to see it. And then we have Mary debating
41:37
Speaker 2: on whether or not she's going to move in to
41:39
Speaker 2: the B and B.
41:40
Speaker 1: That's a good question, yeah, because I was saying that
41:44
Speaker 1: I don't really see her living there because she has
41:47
Speaker 1: like high falutin taste and style. Yeah, and that BMB
41:52
Speaker 1: ain't it.
41:53
Speaker 2: Well, they are renovating it though it's been closed since
41:55
Speaker 2: like August.
41:56
Speaker 1: So yeah, but for her to live in, well, she
41:59
Speaker 1: did reference to guy. She's like, well, we'll just see,
42:01
Speaker 1: like if I'm gonna date somebody, if he wants to
42:03
Speaker 1: live here or not.
42:04
Speaker 2: Sam wants to live here or not?
42:06
Speaker 1: Yeah, Amos remember Amos? I wonder if Amos is in
42:10
Speaker 1: the picture right now?
42:11
Speaker 2: Oh my god, are we gonna see him on the show?
42:14
Speaker 2: That'd be great.
42:15
Speaker 1: I would love that.
42:15
Speaker 2: I would love to see that and judge the fuck
42:17
Speaker 2: out for the clout goblin.
42:19
Speaker 1: That he is.
42:19
Speaker 2: Yes, and that's it. Okay, so we're gonna see Mormons
42:23
Speaker 2: do some shots, send Cody and Robins stupid kids. Yeah,
42:27
Speaker 2: and that's it. I guess. Oh for the mid season finale, Well.
42:31
Speaker 1: Come on, now, this is starting to get good. We're
42:34
Speaker 1: starting to get a little bit of the information, the
42:36
Speaker 1: drips and drabs. It's somewhat holding my attention someone, I
42:41
Speaker 1: have an okay attitude about it.
42:43
Speaker 2: Well, here's not raging if it is an actual mid
42:46
Speaker 2: season finale. I googled what that meant, because I'm like,
42:48
Speaker 2: there is no fucking way we're halfway through this shit
42:51
Speaker 2: and we're gonna have twenty more episodes That would be
42:53
Speaker 2: literally insane. Sure, mid season finales can also be for
42:56
Speaker 2: like a brief hiatus, So I'm like, okay, are we
42:59
Speaker 2: gonna have an episode next week and then have like
43:02
Speaker 2: a two week break or like a month break. Remember
43:05
Speaker 2: last year where we had like a break in between
43:08
Speaker 2: like the the tell Alls and stuff like that, and
43:10
Speaker 2: we couldn't even watch some of them because they weren't
43:12
Speaker 2: even like on disc.
43:13
Speaker 1: Because of Christmas though, wasn't it the holidays?
43:16
Speaker 2: It was in January?
43:18
Speaker 1: Gosh, I don't remember.
43:19
Speaker 2: I don't know. So I don't know if we're gonna
43:21
Speaker 2: get like a break between, because what are we gonna do?
43:23
Speaker 1: I don't know any idea.
43:27
Speaker 2: We could do.
43:27
Speaker 1: We could talk about the my six hundred pound lie,
43:30
Speaker 1: truly could There are a couple of very interesting contestants
43:33
Speaker 1: on the game show. Yeah, I would wait to watch that.
43:37
Speaker 1: I don't know, Yeah, I don't know what this mid
43:40
Speaker 1: season trailer business is about. I just know that I
43:43
Speaker 1: have gone limp. I'm just I'm just giving up the
43:47
Speaker 1: ghost Father. I come in my spirit on cold op
43:51
Speaker 1: to you, and I'm just doing what I gotta do
43:54
Speaker 1: to get through season.
43:55
Speaker 2: That Sister why, it's never gonna end.
43:58
Speaker 1: No it's not. But we'll here and thank you guys
44:01
Speaker 1: for joining us. You know that we love you most
44:04
Speaker 1: of all. Of course, all right, well, is there anything
44:07
Speaker 1: else that we need to say to these beautiful rock
44:09
Speaker 1: homes before we get up on out of here?
44:12
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44:15
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44:20
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44:24
Speaker 1: We're gonna be back later this week because I think
44:26
Speaker 1: we have some people calling in participating in the rowdy
44:30
Speaker 1: Dumpster vibrations, So look for that on Friday, And of
44:34
Speaker 1: course we'll be back next week to talk more Sister Web,
44:36
Speaker 1: since it's never ending. But until then, please do not
44:40
Speaker 1: forget that we have nothing but love for.
44:43
Speaker 2: You and peace. Bye bye, guys,