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- 0:36[SPEAKER_04]: What are you talking about?
- 0:40[SPEAKER_04]: What are you talking about?
- 0:42[SPEAKER_04]: It's almost Christmas.
- 0:47[SPEAKER_04]: Part of her.
- 0:52[SPEAKER_01]: It's almost Christmas.
- 0:53[SPEAKER_01]: It's almost Christmas here at two jokes.
- 0:55[SPEAKER_01]: It's here at two jokes and also here.
- 0:57[SPEAKER_01]: It's almost Christmas.
- 0:58[SPEAKER_01]: It's almost time.
- 0:59[SPEAKER_01]: I'm sure.
- 1:00[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
- 1:01[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
- 1:02[SPEAKER_00]: I'm Joe's today's punchline is Santa walking backwards.
- 1:07[SPEAKER_01]: uh... what's got what's got the old saying nix saying oh oh oh i don't say that's not bad i don't know that yeah um... what's what's written what's what's read good so far what's written what's written flat what's written what's read with
- 1:37[SPEAKER_04]: What's that?
- 1:40[SPEAKER_04]: What's?
- 1:42[SPEAKER_00]: I feel like I'm like jingling my keys at you.
- 1:43[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
- 1:44[SPEAKER_01]: Look here.
- 1:44[SPEAKER_01]: Hey, look here.
- 1:46[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
- 1:46[SPEAKER_01]: This one.
- 1:47[SPEAKER_01]: This one's got me stiggity stump if I'm being honest with you.
- 1:49[SPEAKER_01]: What?
- 1:50[SPEAKER_01]: Well, I need an answer or we can't move forward.
- 1:51[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
- 1:52[SPEAKER_01]: No, that's true.
- 1:53[SPEAKER_01]: Hey, what's?
- 1:55[SPEAKER_01]: How did?
- 1:56[SPEAKER_01]: How do you know that the egg nog was spiked?
- 2:01[SPEAKER_01]: Santa walking backwards.
- 2:03[SPEAKER_01]: Wait, this one goes, wait, okay.
- 2:06[SPEAKER_01]: Wait, yeah.
- 2:07[SPEAKER_01]: How do you know why I accidentally swapped to the special cookies?
- 2:10[SPEAKER_00]: Santa walking backwards.
- 2:13[SPEAKER_00]: This one goes directly to Dr. Carter Willis.
- 2:16[SPEAKER_00]: What goes, oh, oh, oh.
- 2:18[SPEAKER_00]: Santa walking backwards.
- 2:21[SPEAKER_00]: No way.
- 2:21[SPEAKER_01]: What was the anti Mickey Mouse character?
- 2:24[SPEAKER_01]: What did we come up with?
- 2:25[SPEAKER_01]: Mortimer Mouse.
- 2:26[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yobho.
- 2:27[SPEAKER_01]: Yobho.
- 2:28[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, he's not a little.
- 2:39[SPEAKER_01]: I'm Carter, champion of the, oh, oh, oh, in the y'all, and what I have for you is raise your, raise your y'all, raise your y'all, oh, I felt inspired to, I think Ryan Johnson is brilliant.
- 2:54[SPEAKER_01]: He is, I don't know if he's up there with like, Denny in terms of like those directors that I'm just so excited to see what they're doing next.
- 3:03[SPEAKER_01]: I do think in terms of writing,
- 3:05[SPEAKER_01]: because he's doing all his own stuff.
- 3:07[SPEAKER_01]: He's incredible.
- 3:08[SPEAKER_01]: It's tough with, yeah.
- 3:10[SPEAKER_01]: I was talking with my brother-in-law about this, but like when Chloe's out did a turnals and then we had,
- 3:18[SPEAKER_01]: Brian Johnson do last Jedi.
- 3:19[SPEAKER_01]: It's just these brilliant people that are like, are you sure you want me to do this?
- 3:23[SPEAKER_01]: In the middle of this, Ryan.
- 3:24[SPEAKER_01]: So I'm going to do what I want to do.
- 3:26[SPEAKER_01]: You know, and so I'm less and less faulting them than when I'm already a, I wouldn't say a truth or but I enjoyed the last Jedi as a standalone, which makes it incredibly inappropriate for being in the middle of the biggest pop culture thing of all time.
- 3:38[SPEAKER_01]: Right.
- 3:39[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
- 3:40[SPEAKER_01]: Watched wake up, Deadman.
- 3:41[SPEAKER_01]: Really liked it.
- 3:41[SPEAKER_01]: That's nothing new.
- 3:42[SPEAKER_01]: You're not hearing anything new.
- 3:43[SPEAKER_01]: And I think what's brilliant now is we're getting a little bit of Johnson looking at his body of work and tricking us based off of whether or not we've seen other ones before.
- 3:52[SPEAKER_01]: He's essentially using Agatha Christie now.
- 3:55[SPEAKER_01]: Like he's essentially someone who's like, you thought,
- 3:57[SPEAKER_01]: Like he's the whole setup has been now felt like almost a decades worth of setup that he's just playing with us still.
- 4:04[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I think that's brilliant.
- 4:05[SPEAKER_01]: And so what I would love to do is I want us to pick a champion from each of his current movies.
- 4:08[SPEAKER_01]: So from knives out glass onion and wake up dead man and do a big Ryan Johnson extra credit for those that have a good word of extra credit before.
- 4:20[SPEAKER_01]: This is the IMDB algorithm, which is making
- 4:23[SPEAKER_01]: less and less since.
- 4:24[SPEAKER_01]: Maybe it's about the same.
- 4:25[SPEAKER_01]: It doesn't feel as frustrating the odds it used to be.
- 4:27[SPEAKER_01]: Maybe it's because you're winning so much.
- 4:29[SPEAKER_01]: I feel like you're winning my have.
- 4:32[SPEAKER_00]: I have become as a stone in water being sort of just flow over me.
- 4:37[SPEAKER_00]: Then I stand resolute.
- 4:38[SPEAKER_01]: That's just a very short memory.
- 4:41[SPEAKER_01]: That's it.
- 4:42[SPEAKER_01]: As long as we don't get back to Brad Pitt or Matt Damon, I think you're going to be okay.
- 4:46[SPEAKER_01]: Doesn't it be in really tough?
- 4:48[SPEAKER_01]: Those are really tough.
- 4:49[SPEAKER_01]: What we do is we pick a, I love incredible attributes as much as the next guy, but I have to be doesn't known for it, which is like that actor or actress is top four credits.
- 5:01[SPEAKER_01]: According to IMDB, and so these guys have to do they're very best to try and guess them all.
- 5:06[SPEAKER_01]: They really just need nine points to win, so they're gonna have four guesses per person, meaning they can really get 15, because if you get all four for someone, you get extra credit.
- 5:14[SPEAKER_01]: So you can get five points per, they really only need to average three points, so three of the four credits per actor or actress, and we'll start with knives out.
- 5:22[SPEAKER_01]: As a reminder, the cast here, Dana Craig as it always is.
- 5:25[SPEAKER_01]: Chris Evans, out of the armist, Jamie Lee Curtis, Michael Chanon, Don Johnson, Tony Colette, like he's Stanfield, Chris Plummer.
- 5:34[SPEAKER_01]: Those would be probably our biggest names.
- 5:39[SPEAKER_01]: There.
- 5:40[SPEAKER_01]: We're going to do one problem.
- 5:41[SPEAKER_01]: We'll go to glass on your next.
- 5:43[SPEAKER_01]: Doing it, doing it Danny Craig for one of these seems like it makes sense.
- 5:47[SPEAKER_01]: Doing on it the armist could be fun if we want to do like one of the standalone people from each movie.
- 5:55[SPEAKER_00]: JLC, we get a Jamie Lee, maybe, you think?
- 5:59[SPEAKER_04]: Yeah, maybe.
- 6:00[SPEAKER_04]: Let's swing for JLC.
- 6:02[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, Jamie Lee Curtis, all right.
- 6:08[SPEAKER_01]: Jamie Lee Curtis, feel that everything everywhere all at once would be there.
- 6:12[SPEAKER_01]: But, you know what I mean?
- 6:15[SPEAKER_01]: Probably true lies.
- 6:17[SPEAKER_00]: I'm thinking Halloween true lies, freaky Friday.
- 6:20[SPEAKER_01]: You think freaky Friday?
- 6:21[SPEAKER_00]: I want freaky Friday to be there.
- 6:23[SPEAKER_00]: I think it might be dude.
- 6:25[SPEAKER_00]: Why don't we start with Halloween?
- 6:26[SPEAKER_00]: That feels like the safest Halloween feels like.
- 6:27[SPEAKER_00]: How do we, yeah, definitely.
- 6:29[SPEAKER_00]: Halloween, lock it in.
- 6:32[SPEAKER_01]: Here's what's tough.
- 6:35[SPEAKER_01]: When she came back and did the final, like her final Halloween movie, it was also called Halloween.
- 6:42[SPEAKER_01]: So I wanted to each other designate.
- 6:44[SPEAKER_01]: I have a feeling you're thinking 1978.
- 6:46[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, Halloween.
- 6:47[SPEAKER_00]: The first Halloween, the first one.
- 6:48[SPEAKER_00]: 1,978 Halloween.
- 6:53[SPEAKER_00]: Number four, wow, barely squeaked in.
- 6:57[SPEAKER_01]: What a great thing to do.
- 6:58[SPEAKER_01]: That's true.
- 7:00[SPEAKER_01]: Freaky Friday's fun enough that I just, I want it to be there.
- 7:03[SPEAKER_01]: So let's just, let's swing for free.
- 7:04[SPEAKER_00]: I think let's, let's say true lies first, because I think true lies is gonna be there.
- 7:08[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, all right, true lies.
- 7:10[SPEAKER_01]: Look at it.
- 7:11[SPEAKER_00]: Look at it.
- 7:12[SPEAKER_01]: Bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing.
- 7:13[SPEAKER_01]: Number one.
- 7:15[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
- 7:15[SPEAKER_01]: Jamie.
- 7:16[SPEAKER_02]: Jamie.
- 7:17[SPEAKER_02]: Jamie.
- 7:18[SPEAKER_01]: Jamie is.
- 7:19[SPEAKER_01]: Good.
- 7:20[SPEAKER_01]: That is.
- 7:21[SPEAKER_00]: uh... is it is activity and they're in here like they're in here is it yogurt is it namely poop yogurt is that really trying to poop jim pay guy hey guys jameyly turtis why don't you cut out because of her poop yogurt sorry you cut out wow jameyly turtis he's cut out i don't get it uh... maybe jameyly jamey p turtis okay
- 7:49[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, that's fine, that's pretty funny that's good.
- 8:01[SPEAKER_01]: It's good.
- 8:01[SPEAKER_01]: I liked it.
- 8:02[SPEAKER_01]: Um, wow.
- 8:04[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
- 8:04[SPEAKER_01]: Who for two?
- 8:06[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
- 8:07[SPEAKER_01]: Uh, I say freaky freaky fre.
- 8:09[SPEAKER_00]: I'm.
- 8:09[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, freaky freaky freaky freaky.
- 8:10[SPEAKER_00]: That's right.
- 8:11[SPEAKER_00]: We got business.
- 8:11[SPEAKER_00]: Let's strip.
- 8:12[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, let's start goofing off freaky Friday.
- 8:13[SPEAKER_00]: Lock it in freaky Friday.
- 8:14[SPEAKER_01]: Lock it in freaky Friday is a bomb bomb.
- 8:17[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that's one more guess everything in the world once we think or you to get this going to be like to be on that I have Could be the new Halloween I don't think that was very popular.
- 8:28[SPEAKER_00]: I don't either could be everything in the world once he's going to say something and we're going to be like, oh, yeah, Did you win an Oscar for everything in the world once?
- 8:37[SPEAKER_00]: I think she did.
- 8:38[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, everything everywhere, all at once, lock it in.
- 8:41[SPEAKER_01]: A Bing-Wing-Wing-Wing-Wing-Wing-Wing-Wing-Wing.
- 8:43[SPEAKER_01]: Number three, number one.
- 8:44[SPEAKER_01]: Noice.
- 8:45[SPEAKER_01]: True lies.
- 8:46[SPEAKER_01]: Number two, 2018's Halloween.
- 8:49[SPEAKER_01]: Number three, everything everywhere all at once.
- 8:51[SPEAKER_01]: Number four, 1978's Halloween.
- 8:56[SPEAKER_01]: 50 years apart, those two.
- 8:58[SPEAKER_01]: Halloween.
- 8:59[SPEAKER_01]: Nope, 40 years apart, that's Halloween.
- 9:01[SPEAKER_01]: Halloween.
- 9:03[SPEAKER_01]: So.
- 9:04[SPEAKER_01]: Nice.
- 9:05[SPEAKER_01]: We're, we're got three.
- 9:06[SPEAKER_01]: We just need to average that throughout moving on to glass onion.
- 9:11[SPEAKER_01]: That's great once again.
- 9:12[SPEAKER_01]: Enter the room.
- 9:13[SPEAKER_01]: Ed Norton, Kate Hudson, um, no, Monet, Catherine Han, what a goddess.
- 9:19[SPEAKER_01]: Leslie on him, junior.
- 9:20[SPEAKER_04]: They've bought he's to how do you feel about Eddie Norton?
- 9:25[SPEAKER_04]: I don't think we've ever done it, Gordon.
- 9:27[SPEAKER_01]: Ethan Hawke.
- 9:33[SPEAKER_01]: Eddie
- 9:34[SPEAKER_01]: Who are you three if you're comfortable for Ed Norton you know what are my three Ed Norton movies that I think are there I thought you meant three actors.
- 9:42[SPEAKER_01]: No, no, no, I feel 100% confident about three Ed Norton movies, I think Okay, I'll follow your lead.
- 9:49[SPEAKER_00]: Well, you know, so bright once you guide my game tonight.
- 9:51[SPEAKER_00]: I'm happy to do that.
- 9:52[SPEAKER_00]: Let's do it.
- 9:53[SPEAKER_01]: Why not?
- 9:54[SPEAKER_01]: Eddie.
- 9:55[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, yeah, Edward Norton.
- 9:58[SPEAKER_01]: Let's do it.
- 9:59[SPEAKER_01]: Fight club Lock it in.
- 10:01[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, fight club Lock it in.
- 10:04[SPEAKER_01]: first time played here.
- 10:05[SPEAKER_01]: Bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, and number one.
- 10:07[SPEAKER_01]: American History X, lock it in.
- 10:10[SPEAKER_01]: Lock it in.
- 10:12[SPEAKER_01]: Ebing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, number two.
- 10:14[SPEAKER_01]: The Italian job.
- 10:18[SPEAKER_01]: Lock it in.
- 10:18[SPEAKER_01]: Lock it in.
- 10:19[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, sure.
- 10:19[SPEAKER_01]: Lock it in.
- 10:20[SPEAKER_01]: Long ball.
- 10:21[SPEAKER_01]: OK.
- 10:22[SPEAKER_01]: So I felt confident about two, apparently.
- 10:25[SPEAKER_00]: That's OK. That's OK. Just gotta get one more.
- 10:29[SPEAKER_00]: I do think glass onion could be there.
- 10:31[SPEAKER_00]: Blastering could be there.
- 10:32[SPEAKER_00]: The incredible Hulk could be there.
- 10:34[SPEAKER_00]: Birdman franchise flick.
- 10:36[SPEAKER_00]: Birdman could be there.
- 10:37[SPEAKER_00]: I bet Birdman's there.
- 10:39[UNKNOWN]: Yeah.
- 10:39[SPEAKER_00]: Let's say Birdman.
- 10:40[SPEAKER_00]: I feel good about that one.
- 10:41[SPEAKER_00]: The best of the ones we've mentioned.
- 10:42[SPEAKER_00]: Birdman, lock it in.
- 10:43[SPEAKER_01]: Same.
- 10:43[SPEAKER_01]: Birdman, lock it in.
- 10:45[SPEAKER_01]: Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, number four.
- 10:47[SPEAKER_01]: Number one, five, club.
- 10:48[SPEAKER_01]: Number two American history X number three, primal fear.
- 10:52[SPEAKER_01]: Number four.
- 10:53[SPEAKER_01]: Birdman.
- 10:55[SPEAKER_03]: Okay.
- 10:56[SPEAKER_03]: Good man.
- 11:00[SPEAKER_01]: Next, I love when they say that in the movie.
- 11:03[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it's so fun when they sing it.
- 11:06[SPEAKER_01]: Daniel Craig, once again, Joshua Connor, who's quickly becoming one of my favorite people to watch.
- 11:13[SPEAKER_01]: Glenn Close, Josh Brolin, Bila Kunis, Jeremy Rinner, Kerry Washington, Andrew Scott, Kaylee Spaniy, it's worth saying her name.
- 11:23[SPEAKER_01]: See, because I was like, I recognize her.
- 11:26[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, Ron Millis.
- 11:30[SPEAKER_01]: Jeffrey Wright, what a cast, dude.
- 11:35[SPEAKER_01]: Should we go for Danny Craig on this one?
- 11:37[SPEAKER_01]: Or is it just going to be a tough mix of like bonds?
- 11:40[SPEAKER_00]: And it's going to be which bonds and which knives out.
- 11:42[SPEAKER_00]: And then it's going to be like surprise.
- 11:44[SPEAKER_00]: It's actually Logan lucky.
- 11:45[SPEAKER_01]: I love that movie.
- 11:46[SPEAKER_01]: We just watched that recently again.
- 11:48[SPEAKER_01]: I've still never seen that.
- 11:49[SPEAKER_01]: Adam driver, too.
- 11:50[SPEAKER_01]: It's really fun either.
- 11:51[SPEAKER_01]: Really fun.
- 11:53[SPEAKER_01]: Shanting Tato, Adam driver, Logan.
- 11:56[SPEAKER_01]: Logan, lucky, of course.
- 11:58[SPEAKER_00]: Logan lucky, of course.
- 12:00[SPEAKER_00]: um I'm okay with Daniel Craig for this one.
- 12:05[SPEAKER_01]: Well, it's it's a little tough run them back at me from the top again Carter.
- 12:08[SPEAKER_01]: There's somebody else in there.
- 12:09[SPEAKER_00]: There's a brolin.
- 12:10[SPEAKER_00]: There's Josh Brolin.
- 12:11[SPEAKER_01]: We could try brolin.
- 12:12[SPEAKER_01]: Josh O'Connor, Glenn Close, Josh Brolin, Mila Kunis, Jeremy Rinner, Kerry Washington, Andrew Scott, Thomas Hayden, church Jeffrey, right?
- 12:24[SPEAKER_01]: Who baby I love, Andrew Scott, so much.
- 12:28[SPEAKER_01]: Um, let's go Craig.
- 12:30[SPEAKER_01]: He deserves.
- 12:31[SPEAKER_01]: He deserves.
- 12:32[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
- 12:33[SPEAKER_01]: A swing right here.
- 12:34[SPEAKER_01]: Old Anne.
- 12:35[SPEAKER_01]: Just need three of his four to win.
- 12:38[SPEAKER_01]: Extra credit.
- 12:41[SPEAKER_00]: Well, Skyfall.
- 12:42[SPEAKER_00]: I think is going to be number one.
- 12:44[SPEAKER_00]: Should be.
- 12:46[SPEAKER_00]: I think will be.
- 12:48[SPEAKER_01]: Let's do it.
- 12:48[SPEAKER_01]: Skyfall.
- 12:49[SPEAKER_01]: Lock it in.
- 12:51[SPEAKER_01]: Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing, Bing.
- 12:52[SPEAKER_01]: Number three.
- 12:54[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
- 12:54[SPEAKER_01]: I think knives out.
- 12:55[SPEAKER_01]: I think OG knives out is probably there.
- 12:57[SPEAKER_01]: Okay, yeah.
- 12:58[SPEAKER_01]: Let's give it a shot.
- 12:59[SPEAKER_01]: Nice out, lock it up in.
- 13:01[SPEAKER_01]: Long bang.
- 13:01[SPEAKER_01]: You're gonna need to get these next to you.
- 13:05[SPEAKER_01]: I think Casino Royale is the most likely other bond movie that's there if there's two.
- 13:09[SPEAKER_00]: And I think so.
- 13:10[SPEAKER_01]: They're probably are.
- 13:13[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
- 13:13[SPEAKER_01]: Because you know Royale just in a Royale lock it in lock it in bing bing bing bing bing number two you're on your last Yes, and you must get all to wick comes down to this do we think there's not zero knives out here Well certainly not wake up that man is too new so glass onion to be the other option But I I feel like knives out would be there over glass onion if I'm being honest because knives out got a full theatrical release Right it wasn't part of this Netflix hybrid deal right and it's just I feel like
- 13:44[SPEAKER_01]: In most franchises, usually it's like, you shed viewers with every, you know, it feels like not just has the more popular.
- 13:54[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, one.
- 13:55[SPEAKER_01]: I do think, I mean, I think there's a chance that it's like,
- 14:02[SPEAKER_01]: You know, quantum of solace or something in there, or spectre, maybe.
- 14:06[SPEAKER_01]: I think there's a chance that it's glass on you know, I think it could actually be Logan lucky.
- 14:12[SPEAKER_01]: It's a solder version.
- 14:13[SPEAKER_00]: It's really fun.
- 14:13[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
- 14:14[SPEAKER_00]: It's different.
- 14:17[SPEAKER_00]: Logan lucky.
- 14:17[SPEAKER_00]: I'm feeling Logan lucky.
- 14:20[SPEAKER_00]: I'll roll the dice.
- 14:21[SPEAKER_00]: Logan lucky.
- 14:21[SPEAKER_00]: Roll the dice on Logan lucky.
- 14:22[SPEAKER_00]: Lock it in.
- 14:23[SPEAKER_00]: Lock it in.
- 14:25[SPEAKER_01]: I'm bomb.
- 14:26[SPEAKER_01]: It's okay.
- 14:27[SPEAKER_01]: Diana.
- 14:28[SPEAKER_01]: Number one.
- 14:28[SPEAKER_01]: No time to die.
- 14:31[SPEAKER_01]: Number two, casino royale.
- 14:33[SPEAKER_01]: Number three, skyfall.
- 14:34[SPEAKER_01]: Number four, specter.
- 14:36[SPEAKER_01]: He's a full bond, it is all bonds.
- 14:39[SPEAKER_01]: That's a mistake, I think.
- 14:40[SPEAKER_01]: I really feel like David Craig has done so much.
- 14:43[SPEAKER_01]: We talked about that on his podcast.
- 14:45[SPEAKER_01]: Fun stuff.
- 14:46[SPEAKER_01]: More than James.
- 14:47[SPEAKER_01]: He's more than just James.
- 14:48[SPEAKER_01]: He's more than James.
- 14:49[SPEAKER_01]: It's more than Jimmy B.
- 14:51[SPEAKER_01]: Hardly anyone will ever be the weight of like being both Han Solo and Indiana Jones.
- 14:57[SPEAKER_01]: But being James Bond and Benoit Blanc is
- 15:00[SPEAKER_01]: I mean, it's close to pretty impressive.
- 15:04[SPEAKER_01]: The range there.
- 15:05[SPEAKER_01]: I'll say this.
- 15:06[SPEAKER_01]: I think there's more range between James Bond and Binwall Block.
- 15:10[SPEAKER_01]: And there's just a pretty more on solo and here's some photo that I got.
- 15:13[SPEAKER_01]: Here's some more on a hat.
- 15:15[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
- 15:16[SPEAKER_00]: This one he has a hat.
- 15:17[SPEAKER_00]: This one he has a vest.
- 15:18[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
- 15:20[SPEAKER_00]: This one he rides a horse, this one his dog is really big.
- 15:22[SPEAKER_01]: Hey, I'll say this, I'm a big fan of the I-O-I hitman games.
- 15:26[SPEAKER_01]: They're very, very fun.
- 15:27[SPEAKER_01]: The I-O-I James Bond, 007 game that's coming out in the spring, looks pretty phenomenal.
- 15:32[SPEAKER_01]: You tell me what I was seeing.
- 15:34[SPEAKER_01]: Technically, what was that?
- 15:35[SPEAKER_01]: I don't actually know, it's just the name of the company.
- 15:37[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, oh, oh, it's the name of the game.
- 15:40[SPEAKER_00]: I thought it was like RP Studio, like it's like a... No, no, no, no, no.
- 15:43[SPEAKER_01]: It's the name of the studio that makes...
- 15:44[SPEAKER_00]: I think it's like the sound when you play.
- 15:46[SPEAKER_00]: You're like, E-O-E!
- 15:47[SPEAKER_01]: That's pretty perfect.
- 15:48[SPEAKER_01]: Do you think that they were thinking, hopefully someday we get Bond?
- 15:52[SPEAKER_01]: It doesn't, it feels like it falls right in the place for what they like to do?
- 15:54[SPEAKER_01]: It really does.
- 15:55[SPEAKER_01]: When you play the hitman games, it sort of feels like they were like, let's do a Bond thing, but we have freedom to make it really stupid and violent.
- 16:05[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
- 16:06[SPEAKER_00]: Dude, I love those games.
- 16:07[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, man, so fun.
- 16:08[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it's one of the funnest pick-up put-down games of all time.
- 16:13[UNKNOWN]: Amazing.
- 16:14[SPEAKER_00]: Let's...
- 16:15[SPEAKER_00]: This is always... Just being a pick-up hang on.
- 16:17[SPEAKER_00]: No, I got the train, I got the train station.
- 16:19[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, you do it.
- 16:22[SPEAKER_00]: It's a lot, it's a lot of fun to pick-up and put-down that game, but else you pick-up, put back down again.
- 16:30[SPEAKER_00]: And put back down again is cat.
- 16:33[SPEAKER_00]: There you go.
- 16:33[SPEAKER_00]: That's exactly what I was.
- 16:34[SPEAKER_00]: This movie.
- 16:36[SPEAKER_01]: It's exactly what I was going to say.
- 16:37[SPEAKER_01]: We're talking about Christmas at the Cat Nip Cafe.
- 16:39[SPEAKER_01]: It's a new one this year for a home.
- 16:42[SPEAKER_01]: Is it new this year?
- 16:43[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.
- 16:43[SPEAKER_01]: Is it this year?
- 16:44[SPEAKER_01]: We've talked about it on the show before this.
- 16:46[SPEAKER_01]: We have.
- 16:47[SPEAKER_00]: As one of the things we did it on the, on the guests, the guests, the name or guest the plot.
- 16:53[SPEAKER_01]: And so we're going to, we're going to do more than guests.
- 16:55[SPEAKER_01]: We know.
- 16:56[SPEAKER_00]: Now.
- 16:57[SPEAKER_01]: It's not your brand.
- 16:58[SPEAKER_01]: Come right out of the, come right out of the gate and say, Andrew Scott, we were talking about a second ago.
- 17:02[SPEAKER_01]: The whole time we were watching Cali and I kept saying that the main guy Paul Campbell's
- 17:06[SPEAKER_01]: looks a little bit like he could be Andrew Scott's cousin.
- 17:11[SPEAKER_00]: Little bit.
- 17:13[SPEAKER_00]: Like they just, oh, that's, that's actually Anderson's skit.
- 17:17[SPEAKER_00]: It's really, he knows Andrew.
- 17:19[SPEAKER_00]: They did, they just look similar enough.
- 17:21[SPEAKER_01]: Can I say something crazy about Christmas at the captain cafe?
- 17:24[SPEAKER_01]: Say it.
- 17:24[SPEAKER_00]: I think I'm gonna agree with what you say.
- 17:26[SPEAKER_01]: I really enjoyed it.
- 17:27[SPEAKER_01]: I kind of like to like to quite a bit.
- 17:29[SPEAKER_01]: It's not bad.
- 17:30[SPEAKER_01]: Pretty decent.
- 17:31[SPEAKER_01]: I think what it was here is like, we had great leads.
- 17:34[SPEAKER_01]: I think that means so much to homework.
- 17:37[SPEAKER_01]: And I think our guy Campbell is what, and we'll get to finding Mr. Christmas in just a bit, is what I think Craig would be like as a leading.
- 17:46[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, very much so.
- 17:48[SPEAKER_01]: We had, I think what was great here, and it's so funny with homework because of the bar.
- 17:53[SPEAKER_01]: I think that is set with homework franchises.
- 17:57[SPEAKER_01]: The homework studio as a whole is like also anytime the writing is clever at all.
- 18:02[SPEAKER_01]: I'm kind of like okay, and then if it keeps having clever beats.
- 18:06[SPEAKER_01]: I'm like okay
- 18:07[SPEAKER_01]: I kind of dig this, but like everything from James Kattenborough to like we uh this was this was pretty smart and I think it was not I think I'm realizing the homeworks I enjoy the most are the ones that try crazy crazy stuff like time travel Yeah, right.
- 18:25[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, just swing for it.
- 18:26[SPEAKER_01]: But this one was a little bit more than safe this one was better than
- 18:30[SPEAKER_01]: than okay.
- 18:30[SPEAKER_01]: Well, you're great, I think.
- 18:31[SPEAKER_01]: Well, you're great.
- 18:32[SPEAKER_01]: I would say I think that our main character who's character name is escaping me right now.
- 18:38[SPEAKER_01]: I'll give you one, Olivia.
- 18:39[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, Olivia, especially at the beginning, is a little bit of a ghoul, just like, yeah, I'm going to close it.
- 18:50[SPEAKER_01]: He's a cat's now now.
- 18:52[SPEAKER_01]: Nah, I'm gonna cause it.
- 18:53[SPEAKER_01]: Nah, I'm gonna cause it.
- 18:54[SPEAKER_01]: And the reveal at the end when the entire movie she's having these memories of finding this cat with her aunt.
- 18:59[SPEAKER_01]: She's like, why on earth will my aunt?
- 19:03[SPEAKER_01]: leaves me this cat cafe and then it takes her the whole movie to realize and remember that her death of finding childhood moment was finding this cat with her aunt.
- 19:13[SPEAKER_00]: Well, I think what it is is they had just seen Memento for the first time.
- 19:17[SPEAKER_00]: That's it.
- 19:17[SPEAKER_00]: So the key to Polaroid where she learns about what she's got life.
- 19:21[SPEAKER_00]: She's got writing on her.
- 19:22[SPEAKER_01]: It's like, that's like trust the cats.
- 19:24[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, don't trust.
- 19:26[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, no.
- 19:26[SPEAKER_01]: I am such a, I am such a sucker for the charm of genre specific tropes.
- 19:32[SPEAKER_01]: and hum, hallmark, there's not too many producers that have just a genre, like that's their own genre.
- 19:41[SPEAKER_01]: I think what's so funny to me because yes, we've got rom-coms and we've got romance and holiday movies, but hallmark definitely has their own thing.
- 19:48[SPEAKER_01]: I'll do a roundabout way of explaining this.
- 19:50[SPEAKER_01]: Chelsea and I were watching something yesterday and the next thing that came up was the second journey to the center of the earth movie.
- 19:57[SPEAKER_01]: Have I even seen the first one?
- 19:59[SPEAKER_01]: But it was like, Duane Johnson's in this.
- 20:01[SPEAKER_01]: Anyways, they happened to do their whole national treasure thing that we've talked about on this podcast.
- 20:07[SPEAKER_01]: They were going to connect the dots in two minutes.
- 20:11[SPEAKER_01]: And really, when you take a step outside of this, this is ridiculous this never happens.
- 20:14[SPEAKER_01]: Detective shows do this all the time.
- 20:17[SPEAKER_01]: any mystery solving type thing, right?
- 20:19[SPEAKER_01]: If it does it will, what Hallmark does?
- 20:21[SPEAKER_01]: Is it lays the groundwork for our female protagonist at such a feverish pace?
- 20:28[SPEAKER_01]: And it always the exact same thing.
- 20:31[SPEAKER_01]: I'm successful.
- 20:33[SPEAKER_01]: I have a choice.
- 20:36[SPEAKER_01]: Is it love?
- 20:37[SPEAKER_01]: Is it career?
- 20:38[SPEAKER_01]: And we got that from her immediately.
- 20:41[SPEAKER_01]: And then right away, within the first time that we meet our guy,
- 20:46[SPEAKER_01]: Why is he single?
- 20:47[SPEAKER_01]: You know, like, right, yes, no matter what, every, every, every, every hallmark movie does this.
- 20:56[SPEAKER_01]: And I assume by the way that being a single is because all of his time is spent doing favors for everybody.
- 21:03[SPEAKER_01]: He has no time to donate because all he does is favors for everybody around that.
- 21:06[SPEAKER_01]: All he does is give.
- 21:07[SPEAKER_00]: Right, that's the, that's in the text of the movie.
- 21:11[SPEAKER_00]: Right.
- 21:11[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, but the, like,
- 21:12[SPEAKER_00]: the the exact the vintagram they listen to the middle of a reason i'm the towns only fat and i also on the cat cafe and i'm the town's handyman yes such a funny like wow what that's a really busy life bud yeah but he's he's like sexy charming about it you know like he's like yeah
- 21:30[SPEAKER_01]: He's like, yeah, you can borrow my ladder.
- 21:32[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, come, I'll come clean out your gutters.
- 21:34[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I gotta go.
- 21:36[SPEAKER_01]: The, I was cracking up at like, what a thinly veil.
- 21:39[SPEAKER_01]: If somebody told me like, I have to go.
- 21:41[SPEAKER_01]: I'm a vet and I have to leave our date because a dog got sprayed by a scunk.
- 21:45[SPEAKER_01]: I'd be like, oh, okay, so this is like the vets version of like, I have to go wash my hair.
- 21:49[SPEAKER_01]: This is fake.
- 21:50[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, this is, this is, this is when it's not going.
- 21:51[SPEAKER_00]: You don't bring your dog to a vet when they get sprayed by a scunk.
- 21:56[SPEAKER_00]: Especially in a little town like this, everybody knows about the tomato juice hack.
- 22:00[SPEAKER_00]: Right, washing with tomato juice, washing with tomato juice, washing with tomato juice.
- 22:03[SPEAKER_00]: Just washing with tomato juice, just washing with tomato juice.
- 22:05[SPEAKER_00]: This is tomato juice.
- 22:06[SPEAKER_00]: This is one of the ones every year when we watch these.
- 22:10[SPEAKER_00]: There's always one that we watch that I'm like, I think it would actually be so fun to work on these movies.
- 22:17[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, this one for sure.
- 22:19[SPEAKER_01]: Like, so fast.
- 22:20[SPEAKER_00]: Like figuring out the like, because there is a structure that you adhere to.
- 22:24[SPEAKER_00]: Like there is bones.
- 22:26[SPEAKER_00]: You come into this project, the bones are in place.
- 22:29[SPEAKER_00]: She chooses love over career.
- 22:31[SPEAKER_00]: How are we gonna flavor this one?
- 22:34[SPEAKER_00]: Uh, we're so fun to just come up with there's endless variations of like this one's a cat cafe.
- 22:40[SPEAKER_00]: Well, she did a cat cafe one.
- 22:41[SPEAKER_00]: She kind of chose love and new career over old career.
- 22:45[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it's kind of what it was.
- 22:47[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.
- 22:48[SPEAKER_01]: Because she's kind of like, we assume that she's like take fully taken over the cat cafe that that's what existing IP reminds me the most of just hallmark Christmas movies.
- 22:58[SPEAKER_01]: And then finally had a moment was like, Oh, Loki.
- 23:01[SPEAKER_01]: the show Loki.
- 23:02[SPEAKER_01]: There's just all these alternate versions of the same guy.
- 23:06[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.
- 23:07[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
- 23:08[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
- 23:08[SPEAKER_01]: You know, it's just like that's fair.
- 23:11[SPEAKER_01]: And if it keeps coming, we're going to have some misses and we're going to have some hits, but let's do it again.
- 23:15[SPEAKER_01]: It's fast and furious in a way.
- 23:17[SPEAKER_01]: It's a little bit like fast and furious.
- 23:19[SPEAKER_00]: Bro, it's it's mission impossible.
- 23:21[SPEAKER_00]: There's always going to be a like, oh, there's something the mission seems impossible.
- 23:25[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, no, it's not because Tom Cruise runs so fast.
- 23:28[SPEAKER_00]: It's Indiana Jones.
- 23:29[SPEAKER_00]: There's always going to be a little adventure that we interrupted the beginning of the movie with the big adventure of this mysterious artifact.
- 23:34[SPEAKER_00]: He's got to go recover.
- 23:34[SPEAKER_00]: Like, it is it's a formula as much as anything else.
- 23:37[SPEAKER_00]: And it's when it works, it's works.
- 23:39[SPEAKER_01]: I'm thinking now of Bioshock infinite when they have the conversation of like, there's always a lighthouse.
- 23:45[SPEAKER_01]: Yep.
- 23:46[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
- 23:46[SPEAKER_01]: There's always a light house.
- 23:47[SPEAKER_01]: There's always a girl.
- 23:47[SPEAKER_01]: There's all what, you know, like that thing where it's like, they just sort of Here are, here are the holes create a peg that fits this hole in the peg.
- 23:56[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, like whatever you want, but it needs to fit this hole.
- 23:59[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
- 24:00[SPEAKER_01]: Some of our choice was snipers and some are just blunder buses and Hallmark is just shooting certainly thousands of tiny pellets and hoping they hit.
- 24:09[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it really is sort of like the spaghetti at the wall method of movies where it's like if we flood the zone with it's brilliant 30 movies at Christmas time and five are
- 24:20[SPEAKER_01]: five stick then great, then who else is making five good Christmas movies exactly like what other what other production company what other channel put out five good ones and for the cost to make it why not yeah run the other 25 between 10 p.m. and you know noon for all of December next year and we get our money's worth of ad money like
- 24:39[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it's a brilliant, brilliant strategy.
- 24:43[SPEAKER_01]: Um, was there a moment that won you over, and that you were like, buy it, I mean, in this movie?
- 24:49[SPEAKER_01]: I have a specific moment that I was like, yeah, I like, I think I like it.
- 24:52[SPEAKER_01]: I did, yeah, I have one that stands out to me.
- 24:55[SPEAKER_01]: What was it?
- 24:56[SPEAKER_01]: I, I think.
- 24:59[SPEAKER_01]: This movie gave the town more charm than what we normally did.
- 25:04[SPEAKER_01]: I think our setting had really fun clever things that it felt like people had relationships.
- 25:09[SPEAKER_01]: And I personally felt really, really, really, really too.
- 25:11[SPEAKER_01]: That I loved the Missile Toat thing.
- 25:14[SPEAKER_01]: It's either, yeah, either you smooch.
- 25:17[SPEAKER_01]: or you sing a Christmas curl.
- 25:19[SPEAKER_01]: I have like a little sense of culture.
- 25:21[SPEAKER_01]: It was like, I can see a hallmark family's watching the show and be like, we're gonna pick that up.
- 25:26[SPEAKER_01]: Like they're gonna make a family tradition based off of this random movie.
- 25:29[SPEAKER_01]: Cause it's clever enough.
- 25:32[SPEAKER_01]: And I dug it.
- 25:32[SPEAKER_01]: And the guy, man, our guy who just belts the song, I'm musical for it.
- 25:38[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
- 25:38[SPEAKER_01]: It was technically one long fa la.
- 25:41[SPEAKER_01]: because we didn't really get that, but he's just Serando, you know?
- 25:44[SPEAKER_01]: You can't even hear that.
- 25:45[SPEAKER_01]: But I thought that was really clever.
- 25:46[SPEAKER_01]: And the way that whole thing was handled, I was like, okay, I think it's kind of got to.
- 25:51[SPEAKER_01]: For the rest of this, I'm really down.
- 25:54[SPEAKER_05]: That's about halfway to you.
- 25:56[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I think for me, it was the terms of the deal when the set up of like I'll stay and help if you promised to expedite the sale is when I paused it and I looked at Jess, I was like, I actually think I'm kind of in on this.
- 26:11[SPEAKER_00]: I really these stakes, I enjoy these stakes.
- 26:13[SPEAKER_00]: This feels like low pressure high pressure in a fun hallmark way and this is I think it's going to be a good one in that moment that same scene or maybe it was the next scene where they were going over the binder.
- 26:23[SPEAKER_01]: When they were going over her back at Spinder and she was like, uh, let's do maybe this one or this one and he was like We're doing everything in that binder.
- 26:33[SPEAKER_01]: We're doing the entire binder.
- 26:35[SPEAKER_01]: I was like, that's fun.
- 26:35[SPEAKER_01]: I like that a lot No, my moment that I was like, all right, they got me is the puppet show When they ended the puppet show, yeah, there was one person I giggled and I was like, ah, yeah, no, they got me They got me
- 26:54[SPEAKER_01]: So go kind of.
- 26:56[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I enjoyed it.
- 26:58[SPEAKER_01]: If you need 80 minutes of Christmas in your life and you're happy to watch like a solid six out of ten movie.
- 27:03[SPEAKER_01]: I would say this is like.
- 27:04[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, well, it's also so simple.
- 27:06[SPEAKER_01]: I think it was like what a what a win for Homer that it's like, hey, we don't have to pay for the military set.
- 27:13[SPEAKER_01]: We don't have to pay for simple that's so true.
- 27:16[SPEAKER_00]: We don't have to call you a safety.
- 27:17[SPEAKER_00]: If they'll be in our movie, please.
- 27:19[UNKNOWN]: Yeah.
- 27:21[SPEAKER_01]: Just do your regular regular studio.
- 27:22[SPEAKER_01]: We don't even have to leave the lot.
- 27:24[SPEAKER_01]: We can do something.
- 27:25[SPEAKER_00]: Exactly.
- 27:27[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, somebody get us just slam this out over 13 days in Vancouver.
- 27:31[SPEAKER_00]: Call it good.
- 27:32[SPEAKER_01]: Well, that's such a homework thing.
- 27:34[SPEAKER_01]: Our cats.
- 27:34[SPEAKER_01]: We've already, we've now seen a cat movie and we've seen a dog movie.
- 27:37[SPEAKER_00]: They're doing them all.
- 27:38[SPEAKER_00]: It's crazy how much this was also just happy how the day is again, like so.
- 27:44[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I had a little day job who I think ran a shelter a couple times, but yeah, it worked.
- 27:51[SPEAKER_01]: I don't know.
- 27:51[SPEAKER_00]: You got with his sister, right?
- 27:54[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.
- 27:55[SPEAKER_01]: I think so.
- 27:56[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
- 27:57[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
- 27:58[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, and it's funny because it's almost like Paul Campbell our lead had 10,000 times the charisma and acting talent of Ezra.
- 28:05[SPEAKER_00]: That's weird.
- 28:06[SPEAKER_01]: That's strange.
- 28:07[SPEAKER_01]: That's interesting.
- 28:08[SPEAKER_01]: Let's chew on that.
- 28:10[SPEAKER_01]: Let's think about that too and further a bit while we go to China.
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- 28:34[SPEAKER_01]: But it was a buffering.
- 28:35[SPEAKER_01]: It was buffering.
- 28:37[SPEAKER_01]: I couldn't.
- 28:37[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah, I had a couple of different.
- 28:40[SPEAKER_01]: You remember when you'd have like the six CD Changer in the car Yeah, I mean it's like Like over to the that was sort of my brain.
- 28:48[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that moment I had options But this is the option I went with and we're all happy about it.
- 28:53[SPEAKER_01]: Welcome to shout announcements really we are one main thing
- 28:56[SPEAKER_01]: we want to tell you.
- 28:58[SPEAKER_01]: One big one.
- 28:58[SPEAKER_01]: As the crow flies, I suppose it would be tomorrow.
- 29:02[SPEAKER_01]: That's right.
- 29:03[SPEAKER_01]: If you're listening to this on release day tomorrow, we have our Christmas, our Christmas special episode of Imagine Dungeons coming to you on a dusty road.
- 29:15[SPEAKER_01]: And boy, how do you listen?
- 29:18[SPEAKER_01]: It's a good one.
- 29:20[SPEAKER_01]: It's a good one.
- 29:20[SPEAKER_01]: I'm biased probably with
- 29:26[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, I'd agree with that.
- 29:27[SPEAKER_00]: It's one of the most super, super fun, loosely inspired by one of the biggest movies of the year.
- 29:33[SPEAKER_00]: So if you listen to our show and enjoy movie content, then take a jump on over two images.
- 29:39[SPEAKER_00]: It's been inspired by sinners, everyone's favorite Christmas movie.
- 29:46[SPEAKER_02]: So, yeah, stand alone.
- 29:47[SPEAKER_00]: You don't have to be caught up.
- 29:48[SPEAKER_00]: No, completely stand alone one shot.
- 29:51[SPEAKER_02]: So just listen.
- 29:53[SPEAKER_02]: Just do it.
- 29:54[SPEAKER_02]: Like, please, please, listen to it.
- 29:56[SPEAKER_02]: Please, I don't have anything else for you.
- 29:59[SPEAKER_02]: Just listen to it.
- 30:00[SPEAKER_02]: Please.
- 30:04[SPEAKER_02]: My name is your Christmas.
- 30:06[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
- 30:07[SPEAKER_01]: Have we adjusted our thoughts, mom?
- 30:12[SPEAKER_01]: Mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom
- 30:40[SPEAKER_01]: Last year, we brought the sisters in and we danced.
- 30:44[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
- 30:44[SPEAKER_01]: This year, we brought the moms in and we cried.
- 30:48[SPEAKER_01]: We did a, we did a scene with a mom actor who was, it was first Christmas without dad.
- 30:57[SPEAKER_01]: Sun brings present and cries.
- 30:59[SPEAKER_01]: Here's the thing.
- 31:01[SPEAKER_01]: There is a line in this scene that begs so many questions.
- 31:05[SPEAKER_01]: Do you just brought it out?
- 31:06[UNKNOWN]: Yeah.
- 31:07[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, the line at the end is that our, our actors, our Mr. Christmas hopefuls.
- 31:14[SPEAKER_01]: They look up at the ceiling and they say, Mr. Dad, wherever you are, wherever you are, wherever you are,
- 31:27[SPEAKER_01]: We're opening up the possibility that dad's in hell.
- 31:30[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, he was wrestling with Chris and hell dad either We're wrestling with faith or you've decided that you miss someone who just up and ran out on y'all and didn't Right, yeah, yeah, yeah, maybe the other option is that this is about to be a supernatural heist and the guy's gonna go to Break his dad out of her rescue is sad.
- 31:46[SPEAKER_01]: Hey.
- 31:47[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, would watch I'll be home for Christmas.
- 31:51[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, I'll be
- 31:53[SPEAKER_01]: it's he'll it's he'll be home for Christmas but the apostrophe hell the apostrophe is like scribbled out hell be home for Christmas.
- 32:02[SPEAKER_00]: It's violent night, too.
- 32:04[SPEAKER_00]: He'll be home for Christmas.
- 32:05[SPEAKER_01]: You imagine Rizzo from Survivor doing this scene.
- 32:16[SPEAKER_05]: You always said he was our star.
- 32:22[SPEAKER_01]: Mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom, mom
- 32:52[SPEAKER_01]: Do you wish you had that right now?
- 32:53[SPEAKER_01]: Do you wish you had your feeling right now?
- 32:59[SPEAKER_01]: I hope he has friends who are willing to be like, you feel good about that.
- 33:02[SPEAKER_01]: Is that how you hoped that you would cry on TV?
- 33:06[SPEAKER_01]: So I did.
- 33:07[SPEAKER_01]: So in in our scene, though, I do like Craig, he made me uncomfortable.
- 33:12[SPEAKER_00]: This is where you're on it.
- 33:13[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, it makes me uncomfortable.
- 33:15[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, but he did this earlier,
- 33:18[SPEAKER_01]: sorrow was per sadness.
- 33:20[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, where everything is just like a hi.
- 33:24[SPEAKER_00]: Hey, it was Craig's performance was it was like like a high school theater.
- 33:29[SPEAKER_00]: I thought we were going to be the sad.
- 33:31[SPEAKER_00]: I thought so.
- 33:32[SPEAKER_00]: I did too.
- 33:33[SPEAKER_00]: I did too.
- 33:34[SPEAKER_01]: I thought we were going to lose Craig because he did bad, but I'll tell you what angel.
- 33:37[SPEAKER_01]: I have discovered angels biggest problem.
- 33:41[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
- 33:41[SPEAKER_01]: Everything he does is sexual and like sensual.
- 33:45[SPEAKER_01]: He can't help it.
- 33:46[SPEAKER_01]: So in this.
- 33:47[SPEAKER_01]: No, no, that's why I relate so much to Angel.
- 33:50[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
- 33:51[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, you do sensuality in the same way.
- 33:53[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
- 33:54[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
- 33:54[SPEAKER_00]: No, when he's with his mom.
- 33:55[SPEAKER_00]: That's where he had such the audio only.
- 33:57[SPEAKER_00]: Would just focus.
- 33:59[SPEAKER_00]: Not listen to anybody else.
- 34:00[SPEAKER_01]: Who is he going to kiss his mom?
- 34:01[SPEAKER_01]: Like, Yeah.
- 34:03[SPEAKER_01]: That whole time he like brushes her hair.
- 34:05[SPEAKER_01]: It's like intimate.
- 34:08[SPEAKER_01]: That's the kind of way
- 34:09[SPEAKER_01]: Sure, Angelito.
- 34:11[SPEAKER_01]: Sure.
- 34:12[SPEAKER_01]: I hear what you're saying, but right though.
- 34:16[SPEAKER_01]: It is very.
- 34:16[SPEAKER_01]: Are you going to kiss her?
- 34:18[SPEAKER_01]: No, it was mad on comfy.
- 34:20[SPEAKER_01]: Unfortunately, unfortunately, Rusty did do the best.
- 34:26[SPEAKER_01]: He's done it again.
- 34:27[SPEAKER_01]: My a mile.
- 34:29[SPEAKER_01]: He's so think he's winning.
- 34:31[SPEAKER_01]: I don't want him to, but I think I was encouraged.
- 34:36[SPEAKER_01]: the most I ever have been by the person like the decision, the person we decided to just hang their stockings for Christmas.
- 34:45[SPEAKER_01]: The person that we eliminate, yeah.
- 34:47[SPEAKER_01]: Because this was saying officially officially, officially season two will be different.
- 34:53[SPEAKER_01]: Yep.
- 34:54[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, there was always because we kept this gorgeous gorgeous and I think Marcus is way better than Ezra was to be quite honest.
- 35:02[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.
- 35:02[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah, even close.
- 35:03[SPEAKER_01]: And can I say most improved by the way?
- 35:06[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, Marcus did a decent job.
- 35:08[SPEAKER_01]: There was hope here.
- 35:09[SPEAKER_01]: He's going to get it.
- 35:09[SPEAKER_01]: He's getting a gig somehow from this.
- 35:11[SPEAKER_01]: He's too sure perfect.
- 35:13[SPEAKER_01]: Anyway.
- 35:13[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
- 35:14[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
- 35:15[SPEAKER_01]: him hanging around at seven is when it started to sneak in it's like we could still have we could do all of this and still have the same outcome.
- 35:22[SPEAKER_01]: It's still going to be the very same thing.
- 35:24[SPEAKER_01]: But the fact that he's gone
- 35:26[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
- 35:27[SPEAKER_01]: We officially happen.
- 35:28[SPEAKER_01]: These were, these were our individual three that we were thinking would win.
- 35:31[SPEAKER_01]: Is that right or y'all both think it's Rust and now?
- 35:33[SPEAKER_01]: Someone angels my favorite.
- 35:35[SPEAKER_00]: I thought it's Rustic.
- 35:36[SPEAKER_01]: It's somebody's favorite.
- 35:37[SPEAKER_00]: Craig's my favorite.
- 35:38[SPEAKER_00]: I thought it was Rust and the whole time.
- 35:39[SPEAKER_00]: I like Craig a lot.
- 35:40[SPEAKER_00]: I think Craig is a dark horse.
- 35:42[SPEAKER_00]: So I don't think Angel's gonna win.
- 35:44[SPEAKER_00]: I think it's gonna be either Rust and or Craig.
- 35:48[UNKNOWN]: Yeah.
- 35:49[SPEAKER_01]: and leaning rustle do like a highly sensual Christmas movie which could be fun.
- 35:54[SPEAKER_01]: I would love to see hallmarks take on like romantasy really get in there, but yeah, I would like to see I would like to see Craig win because I think he's the funniest and that would translate to the movie.
- 36:07[SPEAKER_01]: Since episode one, I have thought Ruston is going to win and I still do.
- 36:11[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
- 36:12[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
- 36:14[SPEAKER_01]: He feels the most sour.
- 36:15[SPEAKER_01]: He was in like a knock-off Jonas brothers or something.
- 36:19[SPEAKER_01]: He was like an a touring Christian band.
- 36:24[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
- 36:25[SPEAKER_01]: He's like a, he's like a Christmas.
- 36:27[SPEAKER_00]: He's, he's in camp Christmas and it's like camp rock but for adults.
- 36:30[SPEAKER_00]: Yes.
- 36:31[SPEAKER_01]: You're selling me on it in a way that I wasn't prepared for.
- 36:33[SPEAKER_01]: I'm actually into that.
- 36:34[SPEAKER_00]: Wait, did you see the cool march they do in the woods?
- 36:37[SPEAKER_00]: Oh, man.
- 36:38[SPEAKER_00]: Can't Christmas them.
- 36:42[SPEAKER_00]: Go.
- 36:44[SPEAKER_01]: What was our rating eliminated is like is like that one guy in every hunger games book we're like how are you okay yeah it was time how funny that we decided to judge in our little Our first little competition what do they call those man I can never remember before the main one the one that can give you an advantage.
- 37:04[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
- 37:07[SPEAKER_01]: We decided who wrote the the best letter to their mom are we for real.
- 37:13[SPEAKER_01]: Is that really everybody you can measure?
- 37:15[SPEAKER_01]: That's so funny to me.
- 37:17[SPEAKER_01]: Everybody won.
- 37:19[SPEAKER_01]: That's true.
- 37:20[SPEAKER_01]: That is true.
- 37:22[SPEAKER_01]: They played a thing.
- 37:23[SPEAKER_01]: Which is my favorite.
- 37:23[SPEAKER_01]: I was sitting there though.
- 37:25[SPEAKER_01]: A part of me was like, pick one, please pick one.
- 37:27[SPEAKER_01]: Yes, just do one.
- 37:28[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.
- 37:29[SPEAKER_01]: So the other two get to sit there and be like, sorry, man, you don't love your mom as much.
- 37:34[SPEAKER_01]: Maybe you do, but it's not translating.
- 37:36[SPEAKER_01]: And feel like you love your mom as much as these guys do.
- 37:37[SPEAKER_01]: You gotta sell it.
- 37:38[SPEAKER_01]: You gotta make them unbelievable.
- 37:39[SPEAKER_00]: Leave it.
- 37:40[SPEAKER_00]: Like I thought, I don't care if you believe it in your heart.
- 37:42[SPEAKER_00]: Camera doesn't believe it.
- 37:43[SPEAKER_00]: The camera's not buying you guys.
- 37:45[SPEAKER_00]: Camera hates your mother and son.
- 37:46[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
- 37:47[SPEAKER_01]: Do you think that's the camera hates your mom?
- 37:50[SPEAKER_01]: Some of our guys that have already hung their stockings.
- 37:52[SPEAKER_01]: Do you think it was because it was like production was like a crap?
- 37:56[SPEAKER_01]: They don't have a good relationship.
- 37:57[SPEAKER_03]: They don't have a mom.
- 38:00[SPEAKER_03]: They don't have a mom.
- 38:02[SPEAKER_01]: What do we do?
- 38:02[SPEAKER_01]: What do you do if you get this far?
- 38:04[SPEAKER_01]: What do you do if they get this far and they don't have like a mom?
- 38:08[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
- 38:09[SPEAKER_01]: That's like one of the main questions on the application.
- 38:12[SPEAKER_01]: Hey, we got to make sure, you know, covering our bases here.
- 38:14[SPEAKER_01]: You got a mom.
- 38:16[SPEAKER_01]: All right.
- 38:17[SPEAKER_01]: Did Robbie lose the show the moment he revealed his mom's passing?
- 38:23[SPEAKER_00]: I, there's so many things about this show.
- 38:27[SPEAKER_00]: There's so many things about this show, where it's just like,
- 38:30[SPEAKER_00]: What, what was your plan?
- 38:32[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, thank God this worked out.
- 38:33[SPEAKER_00]: How are you doing?
- 38:34[SPEAKER_00]: How are you going to make this work without your thumb on this scale?
- 38:37[SPEAKER_01]: Do they have everybody's entire family on standby and they're just like, it's going to be brothers.
- 38:42[SPEAKER_01]: This time, get the brothers out.
- 38:43[SPEAKER_00]: Everybody's whole family is back to the hotel.
- 38:46[SPEAKER_00]: It's like, okay, it's mom today.
- 38:47[SPEAKER_00]: It's mom, mom comes.
- 38:48[SPEAKER_01]: It's gonna be mom's.
- 38:49[SPEAKER_01]: I think this one's mom's probably.
- 38:52[SPEAKER_01]: And really something to think about.
- 38:55[SPEAKER_01]: I wonder if they would just think like, do you have a strong ant?
- 38:57[SPEAKER_01]: Do you have like an ant that you like?
- 39:00[SPEAKER_00]: You have a strong it, can she pick you up?
- 39:02[SPEAKER_01]: Do you have a powerful fit?
- 39:03[SPEAKER_01]: How big is your aunt?
- 39:06[SPEAKER_01]: What do you have like a beefy aunt?
- 39:08[SPEAKER_01]: If I didn't chance you have a beefy aunt that we could know recently, but do you have a beefy aunt?
- 39:14[SPEAKER_00]: I don't think I have any aunts that could pick me up by the way.
- 39:18[SPEAKER_00]: That's a pretty normal.
- 39:19[SPEAKER_00]: I think a pretty normal place to be in life.
- 39:21[SPEAKER_00]: That's probably true.
- 39:23[SPEAKER_00]: Most people's aunts can't lift them unless you're a baby.
- 39:26[SPEAKER_00]: Unless you're a baby.
- 39:28[SPEAKER_00]: Unless you're a wee babe, then you're at it.
- 39:30[SPEAKER_00]: Come pick you right here.
- 39:31[SPEAKER_01]: Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
- 39:49[SPEAKER_01]: Um, but I do think I do think for in terms of the franchise we have going on here and in terms of like, yeah, what we can hope to see out of the show, which is diversity of talent winning.
- 40:01[SPEAKER_05]: Hmm.
- 40:03[SPEAKER_01]: Always agree.
- 40:04[SPEAKER_01]: You never want to see the same archetype when anything over and over again, because otherwise it becomes too predictable.
- 40:08[SPEAKER_01]: So I'm excited to start to see a little more, you know, let's let a funny guy win this one.
- 40:14[SPEAKER_01]: Let's, you know, give me, give me, we already had a sort of like handsome mannequin.
- 40:19[SPEAKER_01]: So let's wait a couple of seasons before we get handsome mannequin in first place again.
- 40:22[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
- 40:23[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
- 40:23[SPEAKER_00]: How about like three, three podcasters on each other's shoulders in a trench coat, but it'd be one tall guy wins next season.
- 40:30[SPEAKER_00]: Season three.
- 40:31[SPEAKER_00]: It's called Christmas.
- 40:33[SPEAKER_01]: And it's about Christmas.
- 40:33[SPEAKER_00]: It's all great.
- 40:37[SPEAKER_01]: Very tall man falls in love.
- 40:38[SPEAKER_01]: And his faces keep changing.
- 40:40[SPEAKER_00]: His faces keep changing.
- 40:41[SPEAKER_01]: And his level of stability and his walking changes as well, seemingly out of nowhere.
- 40:46[SPEAKER_00]: Each of the faces does look somewhat like one of us.
- 40:49[SPEAKER_00]: Can either confirm or deny.
- 40:52[SPEAKER_00]: Nobody said that.
- 40:52[SPEAKER_00]: Nobody said that.
- 40:54[SPEAKER_00]: I said somewhat, everybody looks somewhat like something.
- 40:57[SPEAKER_00]: Wow, that's so true.
- 40:59[SPEAKER_00]: That is so true, really good point.
- 41:01[SPEAKER_00]: I've got that to stick you know to my mirror.
- 41:03[SPEAKER_01]: I think I want to view people differently now.
- 41:05[SPEAKER_01]: Regardless of winner, I think I stand by what we said last week, which is that this season of finally Mr. Christmas is better than last season, but last season, yeah, more stand out people.
- 41:15[SPEAKER_01]: Yes.
- 41:16[SPEAKER_01]: You know what we've already done?
- 41:17[SPEAKER_01]: It's better.
- 41:18[SPEAKER_01]: Within two seasons and all good reality competition shows
- 41:23[SPEAKER_01]: Cry a lot a host that you can't imagine not being there.
- 41:26[SPEAKER_02]: Yeah.
- 41:26[SPEAKER_01]: Oh my god.
- 41:27[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah dude When sometimes you get you know if you go watch holiday baking champion for instance I'm just thinking because Christmas if you go watch holiday baking champion first season first couple seasons the host is Paula Dean's son And then Out of nowhere one season income is Jesse Palmer now if they ever replace Jesse Palmer all right
- 41:46[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
- 41:47[SPEAKER_01]: So the challenge, you know, TJ comes in like season 9 or something.
- 41:52[SPEAKER_01]: Right.
- 41:52[SPEAKER_01]: Right.
- 41:53[SPEAKER_01]: But like, we've got it in one.
- 41:55[SPEAKER_01]: This is the Jeff Probst.
- 41:56[SPEAKER_01]: This is, we did that one.
- 41:58[SPEAKER_01]: We were like, we got it.
- 41:59[SPEAKER_03]: Well, RuPaul's its own thing.
- 42:00[SPEAKER_01]: Right.
- 42:00[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
- 42:01[SPEAKER_01]: RuPaul doesn't even exist without RuPaul.
- 42:03[SPEAKER_01]: But writer producer created everything.
- 42:05[SPEAKER_01]: But, but with Jonathan, we've nailed it in one.
- 42:07[SPEAKER_01]: We've said this, this name was born to be here.
- 42:11[SPEAKER_01]: Yep.
- 42:11[SPEAKER_01]: And he shall go nowhere else.
- 42:13[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
- 42:14[SPEAKER_01]: And I hope they money whip them.
- 42:16[SPEAKER_01]: I hope they, I hope he gets that bag for this.
- 42:18[SPEAKER_00]: Because he's really, absolutely.
- 42:19[SPEAKER_01]: He's got to stay.
- 42:21[SPEAKER_00]: You guys imagine TJ hosting this show?
- 42:25[SPEAKER_00]: Ha ha ha.
- 42:25[SPEAKER_00]: We're gonna do a badass talent show today.
- 42:28[SPEAKER_00]: Today's challenge, you gotta write a badass poem for your mom.
- 42:34[SPEAKER_01]: Ha ha.
- 42:34[SPEAKER_01]: Someone's thinks about quitting and he comes to the house and like, oh, we're good when TJ comes to the house.
- 42:42[SPEAKER_01]: You stay a little bit more than while they're in, just a little bit of a little trying to knock over cardboard trees.
- 42:49[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, that's how you play finding Mr. Christmas.
- 42:52[SPEAKER_01]: Hey, you do it on finding Mr. Christmas.
- 42:57[SPEAKER_00]: I wish they would do a tribal council.
- 43:00[SPEAKER_00]: I wish they would do some sort of moment where they could, like, calm, not even vote, just like, Jonathan, like, so what do you guys think at this point in the game?
- 43:08[SPEAKER_00]: What's going through your head?
- 43:10[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
- 43:10[SPEAKER_03]: It's just like, in the theme song is, like, follow, follow, follow, follow, follow, follow, follow, follow, follow, follow, follow, follow, follow, follow, follow, follow, follow, follow, follow, follow, follow, follow, follow, follow, follow, follow, follow, follow, follow, follow, follow, follow, follow, follow, follow, follow, follow, follow, follow, follow, follow, follow, follow, follow, follow, follow, follow, follow, follow, follow, follow, follow, follow, follow, follow, follow, follow, follow, follow, follow, follow, follow, follow, follow, follow, follow, follow
- 43:25[SPEAKER_01]: Um, okay, to end today's episode.
- 43:27[SPEAKER_01]: Keep an eye out next week.
- 43:28[SPEAKER_01]: I believe next episode.
- 43:30[SPEAKER_01]: We will be reviewing the winner's move.
- 43:32[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
- 43:32[SPEAKER_01]: And the final episode of fine Mr.
- 43:34[SPEAKER_01]: It'll be fine.
- 43:35[SPEAKER_01]: Mr. Christmas all the way down.
- 43:36[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
- 43:37[SPEAKER_01]: But to end today's episode, I'd like for each of us to say our name and give me your line read on I miss you dad wherever you are.
- 43:44[SPEAKER_01]: I want to hear your best like you're given it your most earnest go.
- 43:48[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah, I miss you dad wherever you are and by the way, here's what I want to come from it is like, I want to believe that you, your character thinks.
- 44:00[SPEAKER_01]: Well, I want to be able to tell what your character thinks the line means just hearing.
- 44:06[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, for two chunks in Hong Kong, Jordan, do you think they're talent scouts for listening by the way, homercs?
- 44:11[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, always.
- 44:12[SPEAKER_00]: Always.
- 44:12[SPEAKER_00]: Pete, Pete, if you're here, this is our earnest audition for season three.
- 44:15[SPEAKER_00]: Pete, we miss you.
- 44:17[SPEAKER_00]: I'm Jordan.
- 44:20[SPEAKER_00]: I miss you, Dad.
- 44:24[SPEAKER_02]: Wherever you are.
- 44:29[SPEAKER_01]: And my character does sort of think that hell's a possibility, but then it's a dimension.
- 44:34[SPEAKER_01]: And then I could go like that.
- 44:35[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 44:36[SPEAKER_00]: You can go that way.
- 44:36[SPEAKER_00]: We're true.
- 44:38[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
- 44:39[SPEAKER_00]: Can you choose to go there?
- 44:40[SPEAKER_00]: Are you just like going around doing bad stuff, hoping you get that's a telephone there?
- 44:44[SPEAKER_01]: OK, a Christmas movie about a guy who's like stealing from the salvation army bucket.
- 44:50[SPEAKER_01]: And I'm trying to go to hell, because that's where my dad is.
- 44:52[SPEAKER_01]: Grab it, grab it, grab it, grab it, and eat your energy, tag, and not getting present.
- 44:59[SPEAKER_00]: Just to see if the devil will be like, you're coming with me, kid.
- 45:03[SPEAKER_01]: And then what the devil doesn't do is that I've got a sword, the blade is clinched between my cheeks and the rest of it goes up the back of my shirt so that when I get to hell, I can pull it and fight my way out with my dad.
- 45:16[SPEAKER_01]: Very done.
- 45:16[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
- 45:17[SPEAKER_01]: I'm trying to go to hell because I think my dad is there.
- 45:21[SPEAKER_01]: It's so funny, dude.
- 45:26[SPEAKER_01]: So good.
- 45:28[SPEAKER_00]: Uh, my name for this one, it will be Doge.
- 45:31[SPEAKER_00]: Sure.
- 45:33[SPEAKER_00]: Character name as well.
- 45:37[SPEAKER_02]: Miss you, Dan.
- 45:39[SPEAKER_00]: Wherever you are.
- 45:44[SPEAKER_00]: Okay, Dad has passed and has become as water rejoining the great wave.
- 45:51[SPEAKER_00]: Whoa.
- 45:51[SPEAKER_00]: Dad no longer exists.
- 45:52[SPEAKER_00]: Dad is just part of the effervescent life collective consciousness that exists just beyond what we can see.
- 46:03[SPEAKER_02]: I think the lights win and flats are cool.
- 46:09[SPEAKER_03]: I'm Carter and I miss you.
- 46:16[SPEAKER_03]: Wherever you are, I hope that you're well being heaven or deep in heaven.
- 46:33[SPEAKER_01]: The drums of war building behind you.
- 46:37[SPEAKER_01]: You're singing and painting your face with war paint.
- 46:41[SPEAKER_01]: Strapping demon bones to your body like armor.
- 46:47[SPEAKER_01]: Cutaway cut back so much more here than I had before.
- 46:50[SPEAKER_01]: It is so big and long and long and long.
- 46:54[SPEAKER_01]: So big a training montage.
- 46:58[SPEAKER_01]: I think that's something hallmark is missing is like a satirical action, action movie, a training montage and a satirical hallmark action movie.
- 47:08[SPEAKER_01]: But we cut away from the action every time, so like people, bombs don't have to be sad about it.
- 47:12[SPEAKER_01]: It's like cheap to produce.
- 47:13[SPEAKER_01]: Draw the sword, cut to commercial, come back,
- 47:17[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah, covered in blood.
- 47:18[SPEAKER_00]: Yeah.
- 47:22[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
- 47:22[SPEAKER_01]: Yeah.
- 47:22[SPEAKER_01]: Even the health, too, like you've got to flip it over and clean the hills off, too.
- 47:25[SPEAKER_01]: Like, we got fully encorched.
- 47:27[SPEAKER_01]: He put it up something, probably.
- 47:29[SPEAKER_01]: It probably.
- 47:30[SPEAKER_01]: Okay.
- 47:31[SPEAKER_01]: For his retirement.