Latest / The Alabama Show On Demand / Full Show 6-3-26: Fishing Pole in my Pants
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- 0:00Speaker 1: Stirring the pot one morning at a time. Welcome looking
- 0:05Speaker 1: through the Alabama Show.
- 0:16Speaker 2: Okay, I need to know if you would have done
- 0:17Speaker 2: the same thing I did.
- 0:19Speaker 3: Okay, probably not, but let me hear the situation first.
- 0:21Speaker 2: So Scrappy, my grimlin dog that it drives me nuts. Yeah,
- 0:26Speaker 2: ran around the neighborhood this morning, okay, and he went
- 0:31Speaker 2: into my neighbor's yard that hates me, that gave me
- 0:35Speaker 2: the pictures of my peacocks.
- 0:37Speaker 4: On his roof.
- 0:38Speaker 3: Yeah, huh.
- 0:39Speaker 4: So Scrappy was in his yard.
- 0:40Speaker 2: I know he's got cameras all over his house because
- 0:43Speaker 2: he sent me screenshots of his like ring cameras and
- 0:47Speaker 2: stuff with my peacocks in his yard. So I'm driving
- 0:50Speaker 2: around the neighborhood looking for Scrappy today. Of course he's
- 0:53Speaker 2: in that neighbor's yard. So I pulled my car in
- 0:56Speaker 2: the road in front of the guy's yard. It's four
- 0:58Speaker 2: in the morning, and I'm like, Scrappy, Scrappy, and Scrappy
- 1:03Speaker 2: looks at me and keeps digging in the guy's yard.
- 1:06Speaker 2: I'm like, I'm gonna have to walk in his yard,
- 1:08Speaker 2: and this guy's gonna get me on camera in his yard.
- 1:10Speaker 2: And then my peacock. That's like right there, starts going
- 1:17Speaker 2: and waking them up.
- 1:18Speaker 4: I was like, oh, I gotta do it.
- 1:19Speaker 2: So I ran in his yard and grab Scrappy and
- 1:21Speaker 2: drug him back home.
- 1:23Speaker 3: You've got to do something about this dog, no.
- 1:27Speaker 5: Him.
- 1:28Speaker 4: I need to do something about the peacocks. I don't
- 1:31Speaker 4: care about the dog.
- 1:32Speaker 2: It's the peacocks screaming at four of the morning, waking
- 1:34Speaker 2: the whole neighborhood up.
- 1:36Speaker 3: You've got just a rowdy bunch of critters.
- 1:40Speaker 2: If you're my neighbor and you're listening to the show,
- 1:42Speaker 2: I'm sorry. Also, good morning, how's your morning going? Call
- 1:45Speaker 2: the show? Eight three three five A MBAMA is the number.
- 1:48Speaker 4: Good morning, it's what the hell? Headlines? What the hell
- 1:52Speaker 4: are you talking about?
- 1:53Speaker 2: On the Alabama Show, a man cut the lights off
- 1:58Speaker 2: at Taco Bell after someone called him a meth head.
- 2:01Speaker 4: Why also, guess where this happened.
- 2:04Speaker 3: Had to be Florida.
- 2:05Speaker 2: So a shirtless man went into a Florida Taco bill.
- 2:08Speaker 2: Somebody called him a myth head, and he said, I'm
- 2:11Speaker 2: an electrician. Then he's threatened to turn the power off.
- 2:14Speaker 2: He went outside and then there was a loud pop
- 2:16Speaker 2: and the lights went out.
- 2:17Speaker 4: Listen to this why.
- 2:26Speaker 1: Super Easy Trivia with the Yelabama Show.
- 2:29Speaker 2: Eight three three five I Y and Bama is the
- 2:31Speaker 2: number to call the show.
- 2:33Speaker 4: David, good morning. What are you doing right now?
- 2:35Speaker 2: I'm on my way to work.
- 2:36Speaker 4: Where do you work? What do you do?
- 2:38Speaker 1: I'm a cook driver all asphole? I?
- 2:41Speaker 2: Well, we appreciate you. What interstate are you on right now?
- 2:44Speaker 2: Fifty nine sixty five?
- 2:47Speaker 4: We're working on twenty two?
- 2:48Speaker 1: But some little background.
- 2:50Speaker 2: Hey to work? Hey, can you go to Trustfull and
- 2:53Speaker 2: fix that mess?
- 2:56Speaker 4: Please?
- 2:57Speaker 2: I would, but unfortunately, if not it for me, I
- 3:00Speaker 2: have worked in Lord it is, I'm over it.
- 3:03Speaker 4: Okay? David?
- 3:04Speaker 2: Are you calling a play Super Easy Trivia to win
- 3:06Speaker 2: tickets to Rock the South?
- 3:08Speaker 1: Ma'am?
- 3:08Speaker 4: Okay?
- 3:08Speaker 2: It's all camp themed in honor and producer Blake getting
- 3:12Speaker 2: ready to go be a camp counselor for a Sunday
- 3:14Speaker 2: school class.
- 3:15Speaker 4: And you can use producer.
- 3:16Speaker 2: Blake as your lifeline if you want, But I don't
- 3:18Speaker 2: know how good he'll do on these, Okay, David?
- 3:21Speaker 4: Question number one?
- 3:22Speaker 2: What animal is most active at night and can be
- 3:25Speaker 2: heard hooting in the trees?
- 3:28Speaker 1: And ow?
- 3:29Speaker 4: Good job? Next one, David, are you an outdoorsman somewhat.
- 3:34Speaker 2: All right, let's see how well you know nature? What
- 3:37Speaker 2: kind of tree produces acorns?
- 3:40Speaker 6: Oak tree?
- 3:42Speaker 3: Good job, it was pretty good.
- 3:43Speaker 4: You didn't know that one, did you, Blake?
- 3:44Speaker 2: Now?
- 3:45Speaker 3: I was stuck between that one and pine all right?
- 3:47Speaker 4: Pine tree? No, that's pine cones. And oh my god, Okay,
- 3:53Speaker 4: last one? What animal sleeps hanging upside down in caves
- 3:57Speaker 4: or trees?
- 3:59Speaker 7: Good job, buddy, Congratulations David, You're going to rock the South.
- 4:14Speaker 5: Oh awesome.
- 4:15Speaker 1: There's three things you need to know with the Alabama
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- 5:00Speaker 8: Scott Pelly has been fired from sixty minutes and CBS
- 5:04Speaker 8: after going off on his new bosses during a meeting. Okay,
- 5:07Speaker 8: what happens on Monday's meeting? He confronted Nick Bilton, the
- 5:11Speaker 8: new executive producer of sixty minutes, and told him his
- 5:13Speaker 8: qualifications for the job were slender.
- 5:16Speaker 3: Oh my gosh.
- 5:17Speaker 2: So they fired him. He has been with the network
- 5:20Speaker 2: since nineteen eighty nine.
- 5:23Speaker 3: That is out landish. I know crazy.
- 5:26Speaker 2: That is almost forty years. That is insane.
- 5:30Speaker 4: So good for.
- 5:31Speaker 2: You now we can Now we're going to go off
- 5:33Speaker 2: on our bosses and be like the guy from sixty
- 5:35Speaker 2: minutes did it? Well?
- 5:36Speaker 3: Yeah, but if he lost his job, we'll lose hours.
- 5:37Speaker 4: That's all right. That's three things you need to know.
- 5:40Speaker 2: How more at The Alabama Show dot com The Alabama.
- 5:44Speaker 1: Show onto me. It's free on the iHeartRadio app.
- 5:46Speaker 2: Good morning, Greg, what's your issue for Ask Alabama?
- 5:50Speaker 6: My pregnant girlfriend has been lying about her age our
- 5:54Speaker 6: entire relationship.
- 5:55Speaker 1: I know.
- 5:56Speaker 4: That's why we do Ask Alabama. We do our best
- 5:59Speaker 4: to help.
- 5:59Speaker 2: If you ever have issue, call the show eight thirty
- 6:02Speaker 2: thirty five.
- 6:02Speaker 4: Oh one, Bama is the number? What is going on?
- 6:05Speaker 6: I mean, my girlfriend and I have been together for
- 6:08Speaker 6: just a little over a year. And when we met,
- 6:11Speaker 6: I was thirty and she said that she was twenty five. Okay,
- 6:15Speaker 6: so now I'm thirty one, and we were like literally
- 6:19Speaker 6: celebrating what she said was supposed to be her twenty
- 6:23Speaker 6: sixth birthday. But the other day I was walking around
- 6:27Speaker 6: the house and I heard her talking to her mom
- 6:29Speaker 6: on the phone and she was on speaker, and I
- 6:32Speaker 6: overheard her mom saying something like at twenty three, you're
- 6:35Speaker 6: too young to be having a baby.
- 6:37Speaker 3: And I was like, wait what And so you know.
- 6:41Speaker 6: I didn't do it when her mom was on the phone,
- 6:42Speaker 6: but like after she was done with her call, I
- 6:44Speaker 6: confronted her about it, and then she just like started
- 6:47Speaker 6: crying and she said that she lied because like she
- 6:50Speaker 6: really liked me, and she thought I wouldn't like take
- 6:53Speaker 6: her seriously if I knew she was so young. But like,
- 6:56Speaker 6: you know, all that's going through my brain is like,
- 6:58Speaker 6: what else has she told me? That's a lie? Like,
- 7:01Speaker 6: you know, I don't know if there's anything that we
- 7:04Speaker 6: could do to like rebuild that trust after that.
- 7:07Speaker 2: Producer Blake you have a girlfriend and gets she gets pregnant.
- 7:10Speaker 4: Hypothetically, say you have a.
- 7:12Speaker 2: Girlfriend that's pregnant and you find out that while she's pregnant,
- 7:16Speaker 2: that she has been lying to you for the past
- 7:18Speaker 2: year about her age.
- 7:20Speaker 3: I'm I think, I'm out. That's a that's a doozy.
- 7:24Speaker 3: How do you come back from me?
- 7:25Speaker 4: Can't you have a kid on the way? It's only
- 7:28Speaker 4: by a couple of years, it's all I mean, I
- 7:30Speaker 4: get it.
- 7:31Speaker 2: The lie is terrible, but it's I mean, what's the
- 7:34Speaker 2: difference between twenty three and twenty six at this point?
- 7:38Speaker 3: Wisdom? I mean wisdom.
- 7:40Speaker 6: Well, she's having your bib so right, But she lied
- 7:44Speaker 6: to me about something that big, Like, you know, I
- 7:47Speaker 6: don't know if she's been if she's capable of lying
- 7:50Speaker 6: about something like that and then keeping it away from
- 7:53Speaker 6: me for like a year, Like what else has she
- 7:55Speaker 6: lied to be about it?
- 7:56Speaker 4: What if the baby's even yours?
- 7:58Speaker 6: Oh, don't put that in my ead.
- 8:00Speaker 3: You're ruining this guy's day.
- 8:01Speaker 4: Call the show.
- 8:02Speaker 2: Eight three three five I one Bama is the number?
- 8:05Speaker 2: That's eight three three five oh one two two sixty two.
- 8:08Speaker 2: What is something that somebody has lied to you about?
- 8:11Speaker 4: When you've started dating when you caught them? What did
- 8:15Speaker 4: you do? Eight three three five oh one two two.
- 8:18Speaker 1: Six two ye Alabama Show on to Man Free on
- 8:21Speaker 1: the iHeartRadio app.
- 8:23Speaker 4: Eight three three five o one Bama is the number
- 8:25Speaker 4: to call the show. What's something you caught the person
- 8:27Speaker 4: you were dating lying about? And did you stay with him?
- 8:29Speaker 2: Because we had a guy just call and his girlfriend
- 8:31Speaker 2: of a year has been lying about her age. She's
- 8:33Speaker 2: actually twenty three when he thought she was twenty six,
- 8:36Speaker 2: but she's pregnant with this baby and now he doesn't
- 8:38Speaker 2: know what to do.
- 8:38Speaker 3: It's a whirlwim.
- 8:40Speaker 2: Jimmy on TikTok Live just said he caught his ex
- 8:44Speaker 2: sneaking around behind his back dating somebody else. He deleted
- 8:47Speaker 2: or and blocked her.
- 8:48Speaker 4: Fair enough.
- 8:49Speaker 3: I mean that's the only way to go in my opinion.
- 8:51Speaker 4: Have you ever caught somebody line to you about something?
- 8:54Speaker 3: Yes?
- 8:54Speaker 5: I had a girl one time tell me that she
- 8:56Speaker 5: was going to the gym, but she was actually going
- 8:58Speaker 5: to a guy's house while we were r chatting.
- 9:00Speaker 7: Show.
- 9:01Speaker 4: See, I need to like, what are stupid lies that
- 9:03Speaker 4: they told you? Like?
- 9:04Speaker 2: I had a guy lie to me about money and
- 9:06Speaker 2: I was like, what why anyway call the show eight
- 9:09Speaker 2: three three five oh one. Bama is the number.
- 9:13Speaker 4: It's what the hell headlines? What the hell are you
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- 9:16Speaker 2: On the Alabama Show, a woman put her dog's ashes
- 9:21Speaker 2: in her tattoo eyeliner.
- 9:23Speaker 3: Why what is wrong with people?
- 9:26Speaker 2: So this girl her dog died and she had just
- 9:29Speaker 2: had it cremated and she was going to get her
- 9:32Speaker 2: eyeliner tattooed on, and she was like, mixed my dog's
- 9:35Speaker 2: ashes in there, so now he's permanently on her face.
- 9:38Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a good idea.
- 9:42Speaker 1: It's three things you need to know you with the
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- 9:55Speaker 2: If you grew up going to the Galleria like me,
- 9:58Speaker 2: you know, it's not the same as it was. Less
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- 10:31Speaker 2: back together because they've been broken up for years.
- 10:33Speaker 4: Brian Kelly and Tyler Hubbard.
- 10:35Speaker 3: They're thinking about getting back together.
- 10:37Speaker 4: They posted on social media.
- 10:39Speaker 2: It's a picture and it just says fgl lfg FGL
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- 10:49Speaker 2: the caption has a number on it and if you
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- 11:05Speaker 2: gonna get off my setbox. That's three things you need
- 11:08Speaker 2: to know more at the Alabama Show dot.
- 11:12Speaker 1: Com The Alabama Show on to me. It's amazing free
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- 11:17Speaker 2: Now for our camp Chaos report from Producer Blake.
- 11:20Speaker 3: Yes, and today I have gotten word hang on.
- 11:23Speaker 4: They gotta give an explanation of what it is.
- 11:26Speaker 3: Yep, go ahead.
- 11:26Speaker 2: This is where Producer Blake gives a camp Chaos report.
- 11:29Speaker 2: Because we're doing camp Chaos all week long to celebrate.
- 11:31Speaker 2: Producer Blake gonna be a camp counselor for a Sunday
- 11:33Speaker 2: school class next week.
- 11:34Speaker 4: Okay, what's the report. What's been going on in camp chaos?
- 11:38Speaker 5: Well, today I found out that Alabama has wrangled a
- 11:41Speaker 5: wild beast out of a neighbor's yard.
- 11:43Speaker 4: Was it a raccoon or a dog?
- 11:45Speaker 3: It was hopefully a dog.
- 11:47Speaker 4: That's money Pet, Yes, new Pet and I have.
- 11:50Speaker 5: Been narrowing down the archery skills to help wrangle these
- 11:53Speaker 5: wild beasts.
- 11:54Speaker 3: So we're good on that front.
- 11:56Speaker 5: But today, if you want to start a campfire, today
- 11:58Speaker 5: is going to be the best day to do it
- 12:00Speaker 5: with the least chance of getting wet.
- 12:02Speaker 3: And that's your camp Chaos report right here with Producer Blake.
- 12:05Speaker 4: I'm Producer Blake with your camp Chaos Report. You wanna
- 12:08Speaker 4: do it?
- 12:09Speaker 5: Yeah, you can't. Here you go And this is Producer
- 12:12Speaker 5: Blake with a Camp Chaos report.
- 12:15Speaker 1: The Alabama Show on demand free on the iHeartRadio app.
- 12:20Speaker 4: Camp Chaos, Day three of Camp Chaos two point zero.
- 12:25Speaker 3: Let's see what it is.
- 12:26Speaker 4: Welcome to the Alabama Show. I'm Alabama with Producer Blake.
- 12:29Speaker 2: Camp Chaos is where we prepare Producer Blake for being
- 12:33Speaker 2: a camp counselor because he's taken off.
- 12:35Speaker 4: Next week to be a camp counselor for his Sunday
- 12:38Speaker 4: school class.
- 12:39Speaker 3: Okay, yes, yes, correct.
- 12:41Speaker 2: Today we are doing campfire stories hanging out in the
- 12:48Speaker 2: woods and Producer Blake, you've got to entertain us with
- 12:50Speaker 2: a scary camp fire story.
- 12:53Speaker 4: Oh and here's the catch.
- 12:54Speaker 2: I'm gonna yell random words to you and you got
- 12:56Speaker 2: to put the words in the story.
- 12:58Speaker 4: Go marshmallow.
- 13:00Speaker 5: Okay, there was this little marshmallow that used to be
- 13:03Speaker 5: in a bag. We took him out. As we got
- 13:07Speaker 5: further into the night, mosquito. A mosquito magically appeared and
- 13:11Speaker 5: jumped onto my marshmallow. And as it sat there, it
- 13:15Speaker 5: just figured out that there was no blood inside of
- 13:17Speaker 5: said marshmallow.
- 13:20Speaker 3: Then a bear appeared.
- 13:22Speaker 5: The bear started to lick on my marshmallow, and it
- 13:27Speaker 5: also noticed that it did not taste good enough. More.
- 13:31Speaker 3: It wanted some more. Hey, you got to turn it
- 13:33Speaker 3: into some mores. That's the part of it.
- 13:37Speaker 4: I know, I'm using it.
- 13:39Speaker 5: It wanted some more, so he gave it. We went
- 13:44Speaker 5: and fed it more marshmallows from the bag. As the
- 13:47Speaker 5: mosquito lay there in the bear's mouth now toasting, it
- 13:51Speaker 5: figured out that the mosquito is actually filled with poison
- 13:54Speaker 5: ivy because it was as it was a poison ivy mosquito,
- 13:57Speaker 5: and the bear started scratching its own top. Bigfoot shows
- 14:02Speaker 5: up because it's the cousin of the bear, and Bigfoot
- 14:07Speaker 5: sits down at my campfire and he has a foot
- 14:11Speaker 5: fungus growing ranger. And a ranger shows up with a
- 14:15Speaker 5: foot fungus cream to help out Bigfoot.
- 14:19Speaker 3: So the ranger's name John Applebee.
- 14:24Speaker 2: Call the show if you want to continue this and
- 14:27Speaker 2: start throwing words into Producer Blake's.
- 14:29Speaker 4: Story and you can do what I just did to Producer.
- 14:32Speaker 2: Blake eight three three five x one two two.
- 14:35Speaker 1: Six' two The Alabama Show on demand free on the
- 14:39Speaker 1: iHeartRadio app.
- 14:41Speaker 2: Producer Blake, Yes, we're gonna help you get your Storytelling
- 14:45Speaker 2: Badge for camp chaos two point zero.
- 14:48Speaker 4: Okay, where we prepare producer.
- 14:50Speaker 2: Blake for being a camp counselor next week for a
- 14:52Speaker 2: Sunday school class. Yes, I'm gonna give you random words
- 14:58Speaker 2: and you're gonna add it to a camp fire story. Okay,
- 15:02Speaker 2: And you were going to tell us all a scary story.
- 15:06Speaker 5: Sleeping bag okay. There was a husband and wife in
- 15:11Speaker 5: a tent. Inside of one sleeping bag. Well, the husband
- 15:15Speaker 5: noticed something tickles fishing pole. It was a fishing pole
- 15:20Speaker 5: stuck up his pants.
- 15:22Speaker 4: Oh my god, mom, would you say that?
- 15:23Speaker 3: Because somebody to know. He listened, and because he didn't notice.
- 15:29Speaker 5: That it was in his sleeping bag when he fell asleep,
- 15:31Speaker 5: he woke up to it and he said.
- 15:33Speaker 3: Ol trail mix. And then his wife woke up with
- 15:36Speaker 3: trail mixing her beard and.
- 15:42Speaker 2: Go.
- 15:43Speaker 5: She thought a midnight snack to go with the fishing pole,
- 15:48Speaker 5: and let's him cone. So they got out of their
- 15:52Speaker 5: tents so he could get the fishing pole out of
- 15:53Speaker 5: his pants, and he stepped on a podcall to make
- 15:56Speaker 5: matters worse, and he said, my dear Samantha Beaver, I
- 16:05Speaker 5: think I see a beaver down by the track let's
- 16:08Speaker 5: get you and your beautiful beard down there. Little did
- 16:11Speaker 5: he know, she was actually used to be a traveling
- 16:15Speaker 5: circus beard Lady hot Dog. She used to eat hot
- 16:19Speaker 5: dogs professionally while she worked at the circus.
- 16:22Speaker 3: And while she was there, Camp Ghost Camp Ghost.
- 16:27Speaker 5: Yeah, she had a best friend and he was a medium,
- 16:33Speaker 5: and he used to fight with a guy named camp Ghost.
- 16:39Speaker 5: Ghosts used to be an eagle scout with his troop
- 16:41Speaker 5: back in the nineteen eighties.
- 16:43Speaker 4: And we're done? Can we stop? This is the worst
- 16:47Speaker 4: story ever.
- 16:49Speaker 1: You were listening to the Alabama Show.
- 16:52Speaker 4: You ready to go?
- 16:53Speaker 3: Yeah, it's time to go. Risk this old camp soul.
- 16:58Speaker 2: Anything he missed on the show, any of our camp
- 17:00Speaker 2: chaos fun. Download the free iHeartRadio app and look up
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- 17:05Speaker 4: We'll see you tomorrow.
- 17:06Speaker 2: Also today, keep listening because there's more chances to win
- 17:09Speaker 2: two thousand, five hundred dollars all on the way.
- 17:13Speaker 1: Thanks for listening to The Alabama Show on Demand.