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Mark interviews WOR weeknight host Jimmy Failla. · The Mark Simone Show

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  Speaker 1: It's the Mark Simone Show on seventeen wor Well.
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  Speaker 2: Jimmy Fayla, great talk show host, brilliant comedian, and he's
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  Speaker 2: now on WR every weeknight nine to midnight. You gotta
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  Speaker 2: listen to him tonight every weeknight, nine to midnight. He
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  Speaker 2: also does the best late night show on television, Saturday
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  Speaker 2: Night's ten o'clock Fox News Channel, with the best monologue
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  Speaker 2: in television. Even President Trump came out and said he
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  Speaker 2: watches it. He's a big fan of it. Jimmy Fayla,
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  Speaker 2: how you doing? You know what?
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  Speaker 1: I'm still rolling from that Trump tweet about my show,
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  Speaker 1: but I want to break some news here because Joe
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  Speaker 1: Biden also shouted me out on MySpace. Trump Trump wrote
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  Speaker 1: a knife note on Twitter. Biden's over there, still getting
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  Speaker 1: his MySpace page together. But it was cool. Mark, Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: jump from the trump Man.
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  Speaker 2: Well, as Donald Trump said, it's the best monologue in television.
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  Speaker 2: And obviously he's a big fan of yours. So and
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  Speaker 2: it's the only you know, we talked last time about
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  Speaker 2: Johnny Carson. You're the only thing that's even in that
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  Speaker 2: ballpark anymore. Everybody else is so political. It's like a
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  Speaker 2: real good old fashioned late night talk show that isn't
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  Speaker 2: so partisan, so and have you heard any more from
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  Speaker 2: the President?
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  Speaker 1: Really? Just that? And I took to a couple of
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  Speaker 1: guys in the White House who that I know, and
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  Speaker 1: I was like, wow, just you know, tell the big man.
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  Speaker 1: This made my day.
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  Speaker 3: And they were like, oh, he loves you.
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  Speaker 1: He's like, I'm surprised he hasn't said something sooner. And
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  Speaker 1: I was like, get out of here, because the minute
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  Speaker 1: you hear that, right and you realize he really does
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  Speaker 1: watch the show. Now, I've got to figure out how
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to make fun of him this week without
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  Speaker 1: getting my house hit in the.
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  Speaker 3: Drone strike, you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 1: Because the whole point of comedy, and this is why
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  Speaker 1: I was thrilled that he liked that monologue, is we
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  Speaker 1: make fun of Trump in the monologue, not in like
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  Speaker 1: a malicious way, but the whole point of it is
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  Speaker 1: we're holding up a mirror to society and we're kind of.
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  Speaker 3: Laugh at it the whole thing.
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  Speaker 1: So the fact that he could laugh at himself, I
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  Speaker 1: think is something a lot of other politicians stands benefit
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  Speaker 1: from because where's sure laughing at him just the same.
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  Speaker 2: You know, Yeah, you can make fun of him. I
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  Speaker 2: used to, you know, I believe it not. In the
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  Speaker 2: old days, the nineties, I was the MC of a
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  Speaker 2: million Donald Trump ros and I would make all kinds
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  Speaker 2: of jokes about he never minded. And if you watch
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  Speaker 2: him in those Friars Roast or even the al Smith dinner,
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  Speaker 2: they really go after him and he loves it. It
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  Speaker 2: doesn't bother him at all. So you can do it.
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  Speaker 4: No, he's good. So it's good to know.
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  Speaker 1: It's good to know I'm not on a government watch
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  Speaker 1: list right now.
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  Speaker 2: So where do we even start? Davos? Isn't that a
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  Speaker 2: silly thing? That's like a convention of idiots? The Stavos thing.
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  Speaker 1: It is funny, But like everybody listening has to know,
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  Speaker 1: there's like a few events a year like Davos. They
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  Speaker 1: have that c CP two climate thing. It's a chance
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  Speaker 1: for European leaders to fly in and do what they
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  Speaker 1: do best, which is hookers. And once they get that
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  Speaker 1: out of the way, there's a lot of ritzy cocktail
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  Speaker 1: parties and then a bunch of empty platitudes about the environment.
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  Speaker 1: The best one out there right now is the Perry
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  Speaker 1: Because for all of the leaders in the al Gores
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  Speaker 1: at this climate thing. Katie Perry showed up yesterday to
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  Speaker 1: the lectures about climate change. She was the one who
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  Speaker 1: spent five hundred million gallons of fuel so she could
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  Speaker 1: pretend she was an astronaut.
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  Speaker 3: Do you remember that she went up.
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  Speaker 1: With Jeff Bezos's wife for three minutes and thirty seconds
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  Speaker 1: and told us this was like an Apollo breakthrough. I'm like,
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  Speaker 1: you weren't even in space long enough to bring a
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  Speaker 1: phone charger. I'm like, come on, lady.
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  Speaker 2: Well buy that al Gore. Didn't he look like a
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  Speaker 2: real dinosaur, like an old relic from another century?
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  Speaker 4: Boy, Yes, Puffy.
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  Speaker 1: What I love about it, Mark is two guys who
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  Speaker 1: spent all our lives in New York. Is like when
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  Speaker 1: we were kids, if there was someone screaming at you
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  Speaker 1: that he could control the weather, you put the guy
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  Speaker 1: in a home.
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  Speaker 3: You know what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 1: You didn't give him money and say go make a
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  Speaker 1: documentary like he doesn't know what he's doing. And remember this,
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  Speaker 1: he's another guy who told us we can't use so
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  Speaker 1: much electric electricity. Meanwhile, now Tennessee mansion has an electric
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  Speaker 1: bill that makes Las Vegas look fomish.
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  Speaker 2: You know, like, come on, man, hey, Minnesota. These women,
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  Speaker 2: these angry white liberal women. This is like a new phenomenon,
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  Speaker 2: and there's like millions of them. They're just horrifying. And
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  Speaker 2: did you ever see protesters like this before? They were
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  Speaker 2: never like this in the past.
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  Speaker 1: No, And you know, I used to think part of
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  Speaker 1: the allure of a protest was like you'd see some
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  Speaker 1: hot chick, you'd say you were on their side, and
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  Speaker 1: you might get a drink afterwoods. They're not showing up.
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  Speaker 1: They're not those these they're not those protests from the
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  Speaker 1: good old days. I've been saying this all week. We
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  Speaker 1: don't need gun control, we need nose ring control, because
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  Speaker 1: everyone buys a nose ring and immediately dyes their hair
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  Speaker 1: purple and starts spitting on ice agents, and there has
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  Speaker 1: to be a correlation here. I just wish there'd be
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  Speaker 1: one good looking protester so I could find some sympathy
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  Speaker 1: for them, you know what I mean. But I don't
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  Speaker 1: look at any of these people and go, yeah, I'm
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  Speaker 1: kind of rooting for.
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  Speaker 3: Them, you know.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. Hey, meantime, nineteen billion went missing in Minnesota for
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  Speaker 2: those daycarees, and how come they're not protesting that? Not
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  Speaker 2: a word about that anywhere.
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  Speaker 4: I know it's so true. That's so funny.
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  Speaker 1: And you know what's crazy about it is that one
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  Speaker 1: of the reasons they're protesting ICE as hard as they
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  Speaker 1: are is because they want the fraud arrests, because people
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  Speaker 1: are gonna get arrested for fraud, like in addition to
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  Speaker 1: people who got prosecuted years back, there's gonna be new
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  Speaker 1: arrests from this DJ and they want them to look retaliatory,
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  Speaker 1: meaning the people on the left, the Tim watson Is,
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  Speaker 1: the Jacob Fries, the Keith Allison's, they're really fan in
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  Speaker 1: these flames because when they finally get indicted, they want
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  Speaker 1: to go see Trump's coming after us because we told
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  Speaker 1: the truth about I so everyone knows that. You know,
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  Speaker 1: come on, man, if Jadie Vance is having his fourth kids,
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  Speaker 1: the vice president shouldn't have more kids than the average
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  Speaker 1: daycare in Minneapolis, Like, come on, that's nuts.
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  Speaker 2: Clinton's have been held in contempt of Congress for not
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  Speaker 2: showing up. Today's Democrats. They really have no love for
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  Speaker 2: the Clintons anymore, do they?
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  Speaker 3: Yes?
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  Speaker 4: But I love this though, that neither of them will
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  Speaker 4: show up.
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  Speaker 3: They would rather go to jail than spend the day together.
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  Speaker 1: Lock me up, Lock him up, you know. And again
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  Speaker 1: we've seen a lot of people arrested for this. Steve
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  Speaker 1: Bannon got popped for this. They took in Peter Navarro
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  Speaker 1: for this, as you know. So there's obviously a little
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  Speaker 1: bit of a double standard here. And the thing is
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  Speaker 1: the Republicans, to their credit and somewhat detriment, don't want
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  Speaker 1: to arrest their political opponents. They know it looks bad
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  Speaker 1: and it creates a lot of sympathy for the other side,
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  Speaker 1: which is what the Democrats did when they arrested Trump.
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  Speaker 1: For a lot of people, they suddenly started to see
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  Speaker 1: things his way, you know, So the Democrats kind of
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  Speaker 1: know they'll get away with it. I think is the
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  Speaker 1: issue there.
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  Speaker 3: And you know, for the Hillary thing, I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: I think she wants to go to jail for this,
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  Speaker 1: so they don't look into the other stuff.
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  Speaker 3: Knows what.
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  Speaker 2: Hey, Jimmy Fayal is on every night here on w
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  Speaker 2: R nine to midnight, every night, Great Show, nine to midnight.
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  Speaker 2: What do you have on tonight show?
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  Speaker 3: Oh, it's a big one tonight.
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  Speaker 1: So we have Michelle Tafoya, who just announced she's running
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  Speaker 1: for Senate in Minnesota to try to clean.
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  Speaker 4: Up this mess.
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  Speaker 1: She just launched her campaign.
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  Speaker 3: She's stopping by.
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  Speaker 1: My show to talk about it. Hopefully talk some sense
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  Speaker 1: into these people. And you know, I'm either I'm either
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  Speaker 1: gonna get a good laugh or hopefully I get some
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  Speaker 1: of that fake transportation money.
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  Speaker 3: You gotta work at the angles here, you know.
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  Speaker 2: To nine to midnight tonight. And don't make sure you
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  Speaker 2: watch this Saturday night show. It's the best late night
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  Speaker 2: talk show. It's Saturday Nights at ten. President Trump tweeted
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  Speaker 2: out that he loves it. It's his favorite monologue every
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  Speaker 2: week in telling so you must be writing very carefully now.
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  Speaker 2: It almost puts more pressure on you now that you
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  Speaker 2: know he's watching every week.
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  Speaker 3: You know what, man, I promise it's all. It's all
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  Speaker 3: the same. But what I'm interested is.
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  Speaker 4: You know, at some point I'm gonna run into him again.
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  Speaker 1: And you know, he's a.
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  Speaker 3: Very opinionated guy.
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  Speaker 1: So I would love to talk jokes with him. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: because like I make jokes about me because I've met
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  Speaker 1: Malaney and taking pictures and stuff like that. So I
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  Speaker 1: don't quite feel the pressure of like, oh I better
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  Speaker 1: do well. I just have this curiosity now. I want
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  Speaker 1: you know what I mean, I want to know what
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  Speaker 1: the thing is like, what does she seeing him? Because
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  Speaker 1: the truthday is Mark and this is what I'm building too.
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  Speaker 1: He didn't just compliment my monologue. He complimented my wife.
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  Speaker 1: And if you keep complimenting my wife, they're going to
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  Speaker 1: invoke the twenty fifth of minute. I'm concerned. I'm concerned.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, your wife's very good on that show. She's like
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  Speaker 2: the new uh Joy Philpin.
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  Speaker 1: She's got chopped. She's a good hand because she grew
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  Speaker 1: up on a dairy farm, and she can take a
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  Speaker 1: joke because she has no self esteem.
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  Speaker 3: You know, she's a great girl.
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  Speaker 1: She grew up on a dairy farm in Ohio and
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  Speaker 1: married a cab driver who was telling jokes and getting
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  Speaker 1: paid in mozzarella sticks when we met. So she's down
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  Speaker 1: for an adventure. I guess it's the best way to
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  Speaker 1: describe it.
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  Speaker 2: Well, it's a great show. It's every Saturday night, Fox
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  Speaker 2: News Channel ten o'clock, best monologue in television and if
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  Speaker 2: you want to hear the funniest radio show, that's fascinating,
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  Speaker 2: great guests. It's every night here nine to midnight, Tonight
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  Speaker 2: nine to midnight, and every weeknight Jimmy Fayla, great stuff.
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  Speaker 2: Thanks for being with us.
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  Speaker 4: You're the best man. I'll see you. See it all right?
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  Speaker 2: Take care. Yeah, make sure you listen to tonight nine
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  Speaker 2: to midnight. And President Trump really did tweet out that
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  Speaker 2: he loves Jimmy Fayla's late night show. It's his favorite monologue. Hey,
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  Speaker 2: we'll wrap things up in just a moment. On seven
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  Speaker 2: ten WR