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DLHS Hour 2 | What Had Happened was Friday · The D.L. Hughley Show

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  Speaker 1: It is.
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  Speaker 2: What it happened was Friday and Tuesday? Would it have?
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  Speaker 3: Was a woman that was frustrated because someone kep still
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  Speaker 3: air food at the end of the office fridge.
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  Speaker 2: You're a bad person. You could do that. You don't
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  Speaker 2: even know half that stuff is.
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  Speaker 3: You're a cold piet. But she put a laxative in
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  Speaker 3: the lunelf covering the thief.
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  Speaker 2: Take a listen to her story.
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  Speaker 4: Now, imagine working night shift, twelve hours feet hurt and hungry,
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  Speaker 4: and every time.
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  Speaker 2: You get here, your food is gone. Food just be
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  Speaker 2: banishing like it's the food theory in here.
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  Speaker 4: But jokes on them tonight, I put laxatives in that pesh.
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  Speaker 4: So I'm gonna be watching that bathroom all night. Stay tuned.
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  Speaker 5: Now, I've been watching her for the past six hours.
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  Speaker 5: She'd the one person be going in and out that
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  Speaker 5: damn bathroom. Now she all bent over. She gotta go
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  Speaker 5: home because her stomach. Now you can call me petty
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  Speaker 5: or whatever, but I bet she won't touch nobody else's
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  Speaker 5: food in that fridge. But go home and get some emodium.
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  Speaker 5: Now I can enjoy my lunch that I had to
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  Speaker 5: hide behind of that. So hopefully when I break my
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  Speaker 5: food in here again, nobody takes it upon themselves to
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  Speaker 5: touch somebody else's stuff.
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  Speaker 3: What's she wrong for sabotaging her food? That's of course
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  Speaker 3: that we posed to.
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  Speaker 6: You said, I think the prison was wrong with Denzel Pools.
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  Speaker 7: She was definitely right for putting it in her fool
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  Speaker 7: because people need to stop it happens on every job.
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  Speaker 8: People need to stop it.
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  Speaker 6: If you know you didn't bring it, don't eat it.
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  Speaker 6: So they got what they deserved.
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  Speaker 9: That was exactly what that individual needed. I hope he
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  Speaker 9: had two flight bathroom tissue to make a difference. I
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  Speaker 9: worked with Dil's father. Father had a major airline, and
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  Speaker 9: that's where the individual we worked with did the same thing.
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  Speaker 9: He had diarrhea for a week, so he deserved everything
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  Speaker 9: he did.
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  Speaker 7: I did do someone like that years ago. They kept
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  Speaker 7: drinking the soda and I bought some ex flex and
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  Speaker 7: put in the soda.
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  Speaker 10: And he claimed in on his mother, which was my.
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  Speaker 7: Brother in law, and I put for a year or two.
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  Speaker 7: I didn't tell it who did it, but that's what
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  Speaker 7: he did. And that happened to my coworkers as well.
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  Speaker 7: I said, you know what, y'all are gonna stop eating
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  Speaker 7: my food.
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  Speaker 10: But it was the housekeeper.
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  Speaker 7: They start talking about it, and I sat there and
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  Speaker 7: looked at him and said, hmm, so I think the
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  Speaker 7: person was correct on what they did.
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  Speaker 6: That's their food and the people should not be touching
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  Speaker 6: your food.
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  Speaker 10: I think that, you know, I understand the joke and
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  Speaker 10: the prank of it. Somebody actually, you know, go in
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  Speaker 10: the bathroom on themselves or you know, finally out who
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  Speaker 10: the corporated is stood the food. But I do think
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  Speaker 10: you can go to jail for that, and actually nextless
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  Speaker 10: some dangerment because you normally poison somebody else who's doing something.
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  Speaker 10: You know, we know two wrongs will make it right.
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  Speaker 10: But you definitely will go to jail somebody it causes
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  Speaker 10: harming somebody or if they die, then you would definitely
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  Speaker 10: go to jail. And I wouldn't test test that, but
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  Speaker 10: I believe you would definitely go to jail.
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  Speaker 6: I don't think she was wrong at all.
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  Speaker 11: And the person.
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  Speaker 10: Who's eating the food, they lucky that she didn't do something.
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  Speaker 7: Like on the help.
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  Speaker 11: She's lucky she didn't make her a poopy.
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  Speaker 6: So yeah, I don't think she'd being wrong at all.
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  Speaker 12: Well, in the first place, when you put food in
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  Speaker 12: a refrigerator that's yours. Nobody else should be going in
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  Speaker 12: there touching it. That teach them a lesson. They'll know
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  Speaker 12: next time before they take anybody else's food. Yeah, but
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  Speaker 12: that's that's what that is.
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  Speaker 9: Though.
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  Speaker 12: They shouldn't touch other people's stuff, especially if your name
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  Speaker 12: is on it.
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  Speaker 11: Well, I understand why she did it. I put ghost pepper.
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  Speaker 13: Juice on my food one day and the person had
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  Speaker 13: to go home because they were so sick.
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  Speaker 11: So they need to line don't touch without yours yep.
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  Speaker 6: So I don't blame her. I do not blame her
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  Speaker 6: at all.
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  Speaker 2: So Wednesday, would it happen once?
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  Speaker 3: So they influence discussed the narrative that black men don't
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  Speaker 3: like black women, especially.
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  Speaker 2: When they have women money. Take a listen to this.
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  Speaker 1: It's the narrative that we hear about black men.
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  Speaker 2: They don't get me.
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  Speaker 14: No, no, no, they don't like.
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  Speaker 2: Who oh, they don't like black women. Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: The national average for black men who are married, what
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  Speaker 1: do they marry to? It's got to be black black
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  Speaker 1: women at what percentage? Over eighty five percent? Don't matter though,
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  Speaker 1: because once they make money, that's when they go get
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  Speaker 1: white one white women. The national average for making over
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  Speaker 1: two hundred thousand dollars black men. Right, how many of
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  Speaker 1: those women men are married to black women?
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  Speaker 14: I give him by the cool.
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  Speaker 3: Ninety five Uh, where do you think that narrative come
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  Speaker 3: come from?
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  Speaker 2: What the question we post to you?
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  Speaker 11: So about the ninety five percent narrative, that's definitely false.
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  Speaker 11: Black men will struggle with a sister. As soon as
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  Speaker 11: it's time for them to get something, to get somewhere,
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  Speaker 11: they will get with a white woman or another woman
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  Speaker 11: another race, like the black woman ain't you know, ain't
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  Speaker 11: capable of having money, or the black woman is not
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  Speaker 11: able to love him with the money or whatever, you know.
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  Speaker 11: But yeah, so I don't believe the ninety five percent narrative.
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  Speaker 11: That's definitely false. I don't know where it came from.
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  Speaker 11: I don't know where he got that from. But that
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  Speaker 11: is not the truth.
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  Speaker 8: Hey, I hate to say it, but that narrative came
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  Speaker 8: from women themselves.
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  Speaker 6: I mean, where else would it come from? I mean,
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  Speaker 6: like you said, I feel like a woman will.
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  Speaker 8: Get done wrong by maybe a past relationship she's had,
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  Speaker 8: and now she's blaming the whole gender.
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  Speaker 6: I don't think.
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  Speaker 8: I don't think men would come out and be like, oh, yeah,
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  Speaker 8: we dig white women because most of us don't. I mean,
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  Speaker 8: we love our black women, So I mean that feel
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  Speaker 8: like that native came from women themselves.
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  Speaker 6: They gotta heal.
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  Speaker 14: Why is it always on black women?
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  Speaker 11: How come nobody asked the question of why is white
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  Speaker 11: women always choosing black men?
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  Speaker 14: Why is it always?
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  Speaker 11: How come it isn't when you.
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  Speaker 6: Look at a person whose hair is as kinky as yours,
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  Speaker 6: whose lips is as stick as yours, when you look.
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  Speaker 2: At someone whose blood is as high.
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  Speaker 11: As yours and you reject it, why is this black
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  Speaker 11: women's fault? When you reject someone that looks like you,
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  Speaker 11: isn't the problem?
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  Speaker 15: You simply stated, it comes from black women. That's where
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  Speaker 15: an ericis comes from from black women, if not black
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  Speaker 15: women overall. That's how black women typically feel. They feel like,
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  Speaker 15: if it's going to be somebody's fault, they want to
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  Speaker 15: blame somebody for a situational circumstance where they are not
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  Speaker 15: being able to secure a black man. Then you know,
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  Speaker 15: from their perspective, you know they gotta have something to
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  Speaker 15: point at and blame it all. This is it.
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  Speaker 3: And then yesterday we asked the question, Sga Shad gillis
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  Speaker 3: the MVP of the of the NBA UH Game seven,
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  Speaker 3: the final game of the Western Conference Finals, came with
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  Speaker 3: a leather skirt and high level boosts.
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  Speaker 2: Do you think do you think that was fast forward?
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  Speaker 2: Or do you just or feeling? And that was a
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  Speaker 2: question we posed to you. You said, well, I think
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  Speaker 2: that it's a possibility he's setting a trend.
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  Speaker 6: Hopefully.
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  Speaker 2: I don't know his sexual preference, so I could say
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  Speaker 2: hopefully that he's setting.
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  Speaker 7: A trend, as you never know, but I you know,
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  Speaker 7: that's what I'm saying.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, what's wrong with them? What's wrong with the man?
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  Speaker 14: Problem? To stop?
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  Speaker 6: From big man? What's wrong with them? Stop all it? Stop?
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  Speaker 6: What the hell is wrong with Tell them to stop it? Stop?
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  Speaker 6: Here's watching you. What's wrong with them? They slapprities? I
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  Speaker 6: mean they starts? What's wrong with them? Yeah?
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  Speaker 9: That going?
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  Speaker 6: What's the hood? What's on their minds? I don't understand it?
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  Speaker 6: No more, I don't what the hell stop it, Go
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  Speaker 6: back in the closet, do something else, do something. Going
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  Speaker 6: to closet and stand in the clothing.
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  Speaker 2: I think it's gay.
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  Speaker 11: I mean, I will see a man in a skirt
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  Speaker 11: unless he irish. Come on, now, give us women to break.
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  Speaker 2: We want to see men.
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  Speaker 11: Not way men very frightened, very frightened.
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  Speaker 6: We're losing out.
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  Speaker 15: We women are losing.
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  Speaker 13: I don't know what we're gonna do.
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  Speaker 11: I guess we just messed by our house flute bears
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  Speaker 11: because we ain't getting.
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  Speaker 6: No men lately.
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  Speaker 13: I think it's rather feminine to show your feminine side
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  Speaker 13: because here in America it's not something that men do
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  Speaker 13: would wear a skirt. Now, maybe in some countries like Scotland,
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  Speaker 13: they might do that, but it's not it's not a
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  Speaker 13: FACTI statement. I'm sixty five years old, and they're just
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  Speaker 13: not a faction statement to me. And I just don't
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  Speaker 13: I don't like and I think it shows you feminine side.
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  Speaker 13: And also that that that wearing skirts in America, me
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  Speaker 13: and wearing skirts in America is not a common thing now,
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  Speaker 13: Like I say, in some countries like over in Scotland
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  Speaker 13: or some that part of their terror, but it's not
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  Speaker 13: a part of America.
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  Speaker 6: Me and a terror.
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  Speaker 2: Now it's time to give it deserving someone the shoe
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  Speaker 2: Booty of the Week.
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  Speaker 14: And now it's time for the Shoe Booty of the
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  Speaker 14: Week Award. John Mark Burns is an American evangelical minister televangelist.
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  Speaker 14: He said, it's a message on Satan that mean that
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  Speaker 14: was an evil spirit in his life and politician. He
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  Speaker 14: was an early supporter of Donald Trump during the twenty
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  Speaker 14: sixteen United States presidential election and by twenty twenty three
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  Speaker 14: was a board member of Pastors for Trump and the
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  Speaker 14: name of Jee execute human on you. So why is
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  Speaker 14: Mark Burns this week's recipient of the shoe Booty of
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  Speaker 14: the Week Award? Why Trump's holy hype man gets the
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  Speaker 14: shoe booty because he's too much of a mess to
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  Speaker 14: be blessed.
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  Speaker 2: Can I get a witness?
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  Speaker 6: Thought?
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  Speaker 14: The MAGA minister led a ceremony with evangelicals to dedicate
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  Speaker 14: a twenty two foot golden statue of President Burger King
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  Speaker 14: that cost four hundred and fifty thousand dollars at the
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  Speaker 14: Trump Tral Golf Club in Miami. This is the latest
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  Speaker 14: case of feeding Donald Trump's ego and his small dictator energy.
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  Speaker 14: Just to be clear, the fake bio bishop said the
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  Speaker 14: statue was not created for worship. It was created as
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  Speaker 14: a symbol of resilience, patriotism, courage, and gratitude. Nick agree
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  Speaker 14: if that was the criteria for golden statue build one
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  Speaker 14: for mlk Ah just saying why you are racist? Comparing
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  Speaker 14: this guy to God. It's like calling a houseplant the
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  Speaker 14: garden of Heaton your past. To say it, you act
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  Speaker 14: like I'm gone to hell. No, you going to hell.
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  Speaker 14: I'm not calling him a sellout. But if he thinks
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  Speaker 14: Trump is a Christian, then Judas just got a bad rap.
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  Speaker 6: Y'all I have.
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  Speaker 14: Yet, if he thinks Trump is a Christian, then thou
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  Speaker 14: shalt not worship false idols comes with a five year
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  Speaker 14: statue of limitations. Are you serious? The phrase what would
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  Speaker 14: Jesus do now ends with build a walld and tariff
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  Speaker 14: the hell out of it.
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  Speaker 2: I'm gonna do it.
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  Speaker 14: This pastor is just like Uncle Clarence Thomas, riding with
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  Speaker 14: a man who is actively dismantling your rights. He's a
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  Speaker 14: man who's supposed to teach lessons from the Good Book,
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  Speaker 14: but all he cares about is his thank I'm going
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  Speaker 14: to be wrecked and that's why the sh Booty of
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  Speaker 14: the Week award goes to pastor Mark Burns. Now here's
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  Speaker 14: a swift kick
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  Speaker 2: In the ass.