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Scary Reddit Stories vol. 8: Creepy Cemeteries · Eerily Beloved

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SPEAKER_03: Alright, welcome back to the podcast and early beloved.
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SPEAKER_03: We are gathered here today with Jedwards.
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SPEAKER_03: Mom.
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SPEAKER_03: And this week we are bringing you Reddit Stories but Spooky Cemetery version.
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SPEAKER_03: Woohoo! Okay.
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SPEAKER_02: How many how many stories were you in?
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SPEAKER_03: Maybe five.
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SPEAKER_02: Oh my gosh.
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SPEAKER_02: Okay.
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SPEAKER_03: But they're they're a little bit shorter.
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SPEAKER_03: Did you save the best for last?
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SPEAKER_03: No.
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SPEAKER_02: Oh, okay.
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SPEAKER_03: I'm picking them at random.
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SPEAKER_03: Great.
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SPEAKER_01: I'm hoping these are about people that are going to like visit their grandparents or something and not just like, oh, let's go for a spooky fun time and just hang out in the cemetery.
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SPEAKER_01: Oh man.
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SPEAKER_01: That was awesome.
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SPEAKER_03: I don't, dude.
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SPEAKER_03: I don't.
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SPEAKER_03: What did you expect?
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SPEAKER_03: These people are.
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SPEAKER_01: Oh man, I sure hope people aren't dumb.
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SPEAKER_03: These are these are coming, these stories are coming from Reddit.
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SPEAKER_02: So that's kind of Okay, so we're gonna rate all these, each one of them on believability and creepy.
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SPEAKER_02: Yep.
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SPEAKER_02: Oh yeah, we haven't done this for a bit.
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SPEAKER_03: Before we get into these, would love if you would rate and review us.
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SPEAKER_03: That'd be amazing.
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SPEAKER_03: Alright, but let's get into these cemetery stories.
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SPEAKER_01: Well, hold on.
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SPEAKER_01: First, we should let people know we watched some of the uh the ghost adventures episode about Keith and the Yeah, follow-up from the Bothell Hellhouse.
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SPEAKER_03: We did end up watching the Ghost Adventures episode that they were featured on that aired in 2015, I believe.
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SPEAKER_01: And it was even more ridiculous than I'd imagined.
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SPEAKER_03: They were more scared of Tina, the girlfriend.
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SPEAKER_02: She was acting real weird.
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SPEAKER_02: I'm actually embarrassed for him.
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SPEAKER_01: It was just funny.
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SPEAKER_01: They asked him, like, hey, so you're renting, like, what's keeping you here?
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SPEAKER_01: Oh, you know, like where's you used to at this point?
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SPEAKER_01: And it's like, dude, what do you mean?
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SPEAKER_02: It's been four years.
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SPEAKER_02: You've been complaining about that.
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SPEAKER_01: What do you mean?
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SPEAKER_02: And going to therapy, and You're just doing it for content.
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SPEAKER_01: Getting a divorce.
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SPEAKER_01: Well, no, not a divorce.
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SPEAKER_01: They were never married.
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SPEAKER_01: It was just she she just moved out.
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SPEAKER_03: But it was It was something.
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SPEAKER_03: They didn't they didn't find anything.
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SPEAKER_01: No.
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unknown: I think.
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SPEAKER_01: Oh my goodness, my pants are stapled to the wall.
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SPEAKER_03: Uh-huh.
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SPEAKER_03: Zach Baggin said the only thing that was really creepy about the house was that it was dark and he was in the house, like knowing the activity had potentially gone on in there, but not the because they had found anything to be scared of.
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SPEAKER_03: So yeah, if you don't know what we're talking about, go back and listen to last week's episode, The Bothell Hell House.
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SPEAKER_03: It's quite interesting.
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SPEAKER_03: Yeah, thanks for the thanks for the reminder.
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SPEAKER_03: We did do some market marketing.
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SPEAKER_01: Some off-camera mining.
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SPEAKER_03: Yep.
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SPEAKER_03: Um, this this is a comment that was posted under someone asking about creepy stuff that's happened in Oregon.
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SPEAKER_03: And this person whose account was deleted said three years ago, I lived in La Pine for a year with my now husband, and one evening, summer, so probably 7 or 8 p.m., we decided to check out the cemetery.
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SPEAKER_03: Everything is fine and we're having a good time looking at the old headstones, cleaning them off, and just chatting as dusk falls.
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SPEAKER_03: Then we hear a vehicle behind the cemetery revving.
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SPEAKER_03: I realized there was no road back there, but didn't say anything because I didn't want to seem didn't want to seem crazy to my new boyfriend.
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SPEAKER_03: I also notice the noise was irregular, like fading and getting louder.
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SPEAKER_03: At the same time, it seems to be getting closer.
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SPEAKER_03: It sounds like an old vehicle, like 1940s old.
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SPEAKER_03: I can't imagine that even if there was a road back there, the vehicle was would sound like that.
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SPEAKER_03: I start heading toward my truck quickly.
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SPEAKER_03: It's pretty much dark now, and I'm telling my boyfriend to get his butt moving.
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SPEAKER_03: He's staring into the trees where the sound is, where we should be seeing headlights, but there aren't any.
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SPEAKER_03: Then suddenly this old truck bursts from the trees on an actual road.
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SPEAKER_03: What?
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SPEAKER_03: But the road doesn't connect to where the noise started, and the trees are too dense to just drive in there, plus no sounds of branches breaking or scraping.
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SPEAKER_03: And came flying into the parking lot with headlights on.
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SPEAKER_03: I'm now fully running to my truck, my boyfriend is right behind me.
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SPEAKER_03: The truck quickly turns to park as I start my truck.
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SPEAKER_03: Luckily we didn't park in the parking lot.
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SPEAKER_03: I left my truck at the other side of the cemetery parked on one of the lanes.
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SPEAKER_03: I straight shot onto the road back to our house.
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SPEAKER_03: When I got on the road, I looked back and there was nothing parked in the parking lot.
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SPEAKER_03: Nothing reflecting in my taillights, and we never went back to the cemetery after that.
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SPEAKER_01: I know exactly what this is.
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SPEAKER_03: Ghost truck.
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SPEAKER_01: It's the ghost truck.
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SPEAKER_03: I'm pretty sure there's a supernatural episode about this.
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SPEAKER_01: There's a Scooby-Doo episode about this.
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SPEAKER_01: That guy's robbing places.
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SPEAKER_01: Trapdoor underground leads into some buried crypt, and then that's where he stores his stuff.
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SPEAKER_01: Bro just turns off his headlights.
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SPEAKER_02: Okay.
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SPEAKER_02: 1940s headlights.
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SPEAKER_02: I mean 1940s car.
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SPEAKER_02: You know, I mean, that would have been like old, old.
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SPEAKER_01: I think you're giving the poster too much credit.
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SPEAKER_01: I'm sorry, but that's they're they're not they're not pegging 1940s headlights.
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SPEAKER_02: My new boyfriend, let's let's go to the Oh my goodness, it's it's a 1940s hearse.
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SPEAKER_01: No, come on, man.
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SPEAKER_02: Let's go to the cemetery and dust off headstones.
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SPEAKER_02: That sounds like funny.
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SPEAKER_01: I mean, that's pretty respectable.
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SPEAKER_03: I feel like that's not that weird.
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SPEAKER_03: We walk to the cemetery all the time.
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SPEAKER_01: To it, not through it.
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SPEAKER_03: What?
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SPEAKER_02: I mean, I we don't go dust off headstones and chit-chat in cemetery at d at dusk.
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SPEAKER_01: Maybe it was a mutual I mean they're just going, respecting the dead, like cleaning off headstones.
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SPEAKER_01: That's pretty chill.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_01: It's not normal, but it's chill.
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SPEAKER_01: It's uh it's a net good.
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SPEAKER_01: Net societal good.
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SPEAKER_01: Weird, but I mean Scooby-Doo.
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SPEAKER_02: And is there any other activity at this cemetery?
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SPEAKER_02: Do we know?
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SPEAKER_01: Um, I didn't look it up, but a bank was robbed three blocks away.
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SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
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SPEAKER_03: I don't know, but it's creepy.
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SPEAKER_01: What if they're the ghost truck driver and they were just posting that to kinda give themselves an alibi?
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SPEAKER_01: Oh, yeah, I've seen it before.
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SPEAKER_01: I have no clue where that truck full of gold ran off to.
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SPEAKER_01: 1940s headlights though.
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SPEAKER_02: Okay, well, um I'll start creepy.
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SPEAKER_02: Like two.
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SPEAKER_02: I'm not creeped out by it a bit.
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unknown: Okay.
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SPEAKER_02: And believability, I'll say two.
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SPEAKER_02: I think it's a kind of a dumb story.
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SPEAKER_03: Okay, Garrett.
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SPEAKER_01: I'm giving that an eight creepy level.
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unknown: What?
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SPEAKER_01: Oh yeah.
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SPEAKER_01: This is not Scooby-Doo.
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SPEAKER_01: If someone's stealing gold, they're gonna do a whole lot more than try to scare you off.
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SPEAKER_01: You're dying.
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SPEAKER_03: Okay, but they looked back and nothing was there.
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SPEAKER_03: And they didn't die.
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SPEAKER_01: Even creepier.
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SPEAKER_01: They just turned their headlights off and drove away.
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SPEAKER_02: Okay.
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SPEAKER_01: They're hiding gold in there for sure.
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SPEAKER_02: You think?
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SPEAKER_01: Oh yeah.
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SPEAKER_01: I've seen it.
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SPEAKER_02: So maybe we should go to the cemetery and see if we can collect some gold.
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SPEAKER_01: I don't think we should do that.
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SPEAKER_02: Okay, so believability.
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SPEAKER_01: I bet there's trip mines all over the place.
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SPEAKER_02: Dude.
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SPEAKER_02: Wow.
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SPEAKER_01: Gotta be minefield.
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SPEAKER_01: Who else would walk around there?
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SPEAKER_01: Nobody.
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SPEAKER_01: I bet they have it under a crypt that's from like 17 something.
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SPEAKER_02: Okay, Mr.
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SPEAKER_02: Chill.
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SPEAKER_02: What's the believability then?
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SPEAKER_01: Um, I mean, pretty believable.
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SPEAKER_01: Like I said, I've seen it before.
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SPEAKER_01: Okay, I'll give it an eight.
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SPEAKER_01: Pretty believable.
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SPEAKER_01: The 1940s, like pegging the 1940s headlights, not believable, but maybe it was just uh somebody stealing gold, putting on a skeleton mask.
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SPEAKER_01: Who's heard of a 1940s car?
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SPEAKER_02: It was probably just like estimate.
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SPEAKER_02: Okay, well that was dumb.
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SPEAKER_02: Don't say that.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, pretty believable though.
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SPEAKER_01: Driving around, hiding gold.
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SPEAKER_02: You you believe it because it's Scooby D's seen it.
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SPEAKER_01: I've seen it.
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SPEAKER_02: Okay, I'm I'm crossing my fingers, the next one's better.
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SPEAKER_02: What do you got?
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SPEAKER_01: You don't believe in the ghost truck, Mom?
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SPEAKER_03: No, there was a super uh you probably haven't seen it, but there was a supernatural episode about the ghost truck.
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SPEAKER_01: See?
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SPEAKER_01: It pops up in all kinds of media.
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SPEAKER_03: Okay, the next story.
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SPEAKER_03: This is also in response to a similar post asking if there's creepy if they've experienced anything creepy in Oregon.
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SPEAKER_03: This person said, My sister and I went to the Masonic Cemetery in Eugene.
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SPEAKER_00: Oh nah.
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SPEAKER_03: I love the old head stones and she wanted to show me something.
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SPEAKER_03: On the way in, it felt like something was breathing down our necks.
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SPEAKER_03: Neither of us said anything until we heard steps on the gravel path behind us.
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SPEAKER_03: When we looked, nobody was there.
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SPEAKER_03: She tried to find whatever it was we were looking for and eventually just went, Can't do it.
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SPEAKER_03: You want to leave?
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SPEAKER_03: Which I quickly agreed to.
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SPEAKER_03: Footsteps followed us out and stopped at the edge of the gravel as we hopped in the car and got out of there.
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SPEAKER_01: I mean, some strange people out there.
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SPEAKER_01: Hey, casual hangout.
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SPEAKER_01: Let's go to a a Mason cemetery.
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SPEAKER_01: Dude, what?
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SPEAKER_02: I'm not Wait, you just said it was chill.
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SPEAKER_02: You go to Le Pine and go to cemetery to clean off headstones and that's chill.
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SPEAKER_02: But you go to a Masonic.
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SPEAKER_01: That's chill.
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SPEAKER_01: These ruffians are getting up to no good, just walking around.
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SPEAKER_03: And then someone responded and said, My mom, her best friend, and I did this many moons ago.
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SPEAKER_03: I think I was in eighth grade.
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SPEAKER_03: Many moons.
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SPEAKER_03: We took flashlights with fresh batteries.
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SPEAKER_03: We walked in.
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SPEAKER_03: As soon as we got close to the top of the gravel path, we heard stuff and our flashlights began to fail.
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SPEAKER_03: Flickering, dimmering, and then completely dead.
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SPEAKER_03: Dimming and then completely dead.
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SPEAKER_03: We noped right out of there, got back in the car, and our flashlights worked fine.
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SPEAKER_01: Nah, they just needed the uh the energizer bunny.
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SPEAKER_02: They just bought the cheap they bought the cheap batteries.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, they got the Dollar Tree batteries.
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SPEAKER_01: And everyone knows you have to hit a flashlight a couple times, get it to keep working again.
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SPEAKER_02: I I feel like the okay, let's go back to the the the first story about that.
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SPEAKER_02: I mean, were they okay, they were driving, so hopefully they weren't drinking.
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SPEAKER_02: Um put a lot of faith in that.
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SPEAKER_02: Well, I'm just yeah, I'm I'm hoping.
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SPEAKER_02: I mean, you walk in someplace and it feels like something's breathing down your neck, and hey, let's just keep walking.
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SPEAKER_02: And I don't know.
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SPEAKER_02: Creepy factor, I'd be creeped out.
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SPEAKER_02: What?
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SPEAKER_02: If some if I felt like something was breathing down my neck.
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SPEAKER_01: Are you serious?
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SPEAKER_02: You just believed in the ghost truck.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, because that guy is stealing gold.
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SPEAKER_01: That's a real person.
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SPEAKER_01: I'm not believing in this.
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SPEAKER_02: Okay, I'll give a creepy factor of five.
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SPEAKER_02: Believability one.
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SPEAKER_02: I just think it I yeah, I don't know.
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SPEAKER_02: You gotta hit me with the next best one.
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SPEAKER_01: Only a creepy factor of five.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah, what do you think?
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SPEAKER_01: We're gonna send you out to the cemetery at night and see what happens.
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SPEAKER_02: No.
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SPEAKER_01: I think it'd be more than five.
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SPEAKER_01: I mean, I'll give it a creepy factor of probably solid seven.
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SPEAKER_01: Who wants to get a cemetery at night?
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SPEAKER_01: It doesn't make sense.
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SPEAKER_03: That's true.
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SPEAKER_01: Not only that, but yeah, I frightened.
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SPEAKER_03: Cemetery on a good day is gonna be creepy regardless.
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SPEAKER_01: That's what I mean.
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SPEAKER_01: Especially if you go there with ill intentions.
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SPEAKER_02: Okay, uh, ill intentions.
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SPEAKER_02: They were looking for something but couldn't find what they were looking for.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, they're probably looking buried gold from the ghost truck.
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SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_03: Okay.
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SPEAKER_03: Okay, so but in the first story, you seem that the person driving the truck was a real person?
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SPEAKER_03: Not like a ghost truck.
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SPEAKER_03: It wasn't a paranormal ghost truck.
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SPEAKER_01: No.
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SPEAKER_03: An apparition of a ghost truck.
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SPEAKER_01: Dude, what truck or when they die is like, oh yeah, I want to keep driving trucks.
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SPEAKER_02: I don't know, maybe something happened.
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SPEAKER_02: Okay, believability of the Mason Cemetery.
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SPEAKER_02: Yep.
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SPEAKER_01: Um, I'll give it a I mean I'll give it a nine.
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unknown: Really?
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SPEAKER_01: I feel like you walk into you walk into certain places and it feels like, yeah, there's like a chill.
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SPEAKER_01: You get like goosebumps, you you could feel like somebody's looking over your shoulder.
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SPEAKER_01: That's just how it is.
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SPEAKER_01: I mean, they went to a cemetery.
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SPEAKER_01: It's kind of kind of the nature.
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SPEAKER_02: Did you not just say the cemetery was chill when I said I did.
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SPEAKER_02: Okay, I was just making sure I was sitting with the same person and not the ghost truck driver.
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SPEAKER_02: No, the real truck driver.
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SPEAKER_01: Wait till you see my Halloween costume.
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SPEAKER_02: Okay.
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SPEAKER_03: Okay, plantar fasciitis.
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SPEAKER_01: I'm dressing my car up.
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SPEAKER_01: We're going as the ghost trucker.
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SPEAKER_03: Okay, this one is experience in Lone Fur Cemetery in Portland, Oregon.
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SPEAKER_03: Hey guys, first post on Reddit, so bear with me here.
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SPEAKER_03: This happened last fall with a very good friend of mine.
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SPEAKER_03: In Southeast Portland, here there's a very old pioneer cemetery known as Lone Fur.
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SPEAKER_03: It's very spooky, tons of graves and crypts from the late 1800s.
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SPEAKER_03: It was around 11 30 at night, and me and my friend were waiting to meet with another friend around the corner.
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SPEAKER_03: He was running late, so to kill time, we decided to hop the fence and explore the cemetery.
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SPEAKER_01: Bruh, kill time.
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SPEAKER_01: Are we serious?
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SPEAKER_03: We were walking along the road inside and noticed a figure standing still about 50 yards ahead of us.
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SPEAKER_03: Thinking it was someone trying to scare us, I yelled, What's up?
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SPEAKER_03: No reply.
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SPEAKER_03: So we kept walking towards it and attempting to play along with this person's joke.
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SPEAKER_03: When we finally got within twenty feet, the person looked completely catatonic and violently jerked their heads upward towards the sky.
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SPEAKER_03: At this point, me and my friend were a little taken aback.
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SPEAKER_03: However, I still couldn't see the person's face or clothes because it was so dark.
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SPEAKER_03: The summer the cemetery's covered in old growth trees.
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SPEAKER_03: I walked closer until I could make out the face of an old man with the longer beard, who was wearing a white shirt and black pants.
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SPEAKER_03: He was still staring up at the sky until I said, Hello.
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SPEAKER_03: He then let out a blood curdling yell and jerked his head violently in the direction of my friend and I.
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SPEAKER_03: His eyes were completely blank looking and he just stared.
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SPEAKER_03: Then he yelled again.
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SPEAKER_03: After that, me and my friend booked it out of the cemetery.
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SPEAKER_03: We had no idea what we saw, we were freaking out.
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SPEAKER_03: However, I've always had interest in the paranormal, so me we immediately went back went back to see if it was some homeless guy.
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SPEAKER_03: We scanned through the cemetery and not a single person was there.
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SPEAKER_03: My friend was so terrified he refuses to talk about it this day.
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SPEAKER_02: Okay, so you hopped a fence of the cemetery, 130 at nine.
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SPEAKER_02: None of you should be there.
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SPEAKER_02: And then you just keep walking towards a dark figure.
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SPEAKER_01: I mean, this is Einstein and Oppenheimer.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, right.
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SPEAKER_01: A couple of geniuses.
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SPEAKER_03: Okay.
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SPEAKER_01: Hop in the fence of a cemetery that's closed.
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SPEAKER_01: Oh, what's the worst thing gonna happen?
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SPEAKER_01: Figure on the just standing there.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, let's get closer.
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SPEAKER_01: Hey, let's yell at him and get his attention.
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SPEAKER_01: He must be playing a game with us.
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SPEAKER_02: And then and then we booked it out, but we went right back.
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SPEAKER_01: Dude, it'd be scary if it was like a homeless guy on drugs or something.
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SPEAKER_01: Or just anybody on drugs.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah, probably I agree.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah, because it could attack you.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that'd be worse than a ghost.
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SPEAKER_02: I agree.
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SPEAKER_01: But I mean, who'd they meet?
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SPEAKER_01: Like Abe Lincoln, this guy's in white shirt, black pants, old beard, like 11:30 at night, and you know if it wasn't summer, it's cold.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I'm just picturing honest Abe.
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SPEAKER_03: Okay, but creepy level.
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SPEAKER_01: Dude, who just kills a homie's kind of late.
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SPEAKER_03: Let's hop the fence.
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SPEAKER_01: Instead of hopping on our phones or just like doing like going to the gas station, grabbing something.
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SPEAKER_02: We're gonna hop the fence in the cemetery.
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SPEAKER_01: Getting a snack.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, let's let's hop the fence.
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SPEAKER_02: I don't know, teenagers covered by forest.
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SPEAKER_01: Nah, but also at the beginning, super creepy place, tons of graves, dude.
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SPEAKER_01: It's a cemetery.
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SPEAKER_01: What are we talking about?
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SPEAKER_01: What do you think is gonna be there?
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SPEAKER_01: Ton of old crips, dude.
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SPEAKER_01: It's dead.
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SPEAKER_01: Like it's dead people.
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SPEAKER_01: What do you mean?
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SPEAKER_01: Not gonna be from last year.
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SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I'm actually more creeped out over this just because I don't know, Garrett's convincing me that I wouldn't be in the sim any of the cemeteries anyway, so creepy factor seven.
16:12
SPEAKER_01: That's what I'm saying.
16:12
SPEAKER_01: Like the first one are respectable.
16:14
SPEAKER_01: They go in, they have a mission.
16:15
SPEAKER_01: It wasn't dark either.
16:16
SPEAKER_02: Okay, okay.
16:17
SPEAKER_01: Like, let's just clean off some headstones.
16:19
SPEAKER_01: That's chill.
16:19
SPEAKER_01: These guys, yeah, top of fence and just what?
16:22
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, no, we're not doing that.
16:23
SPEAKER_02: So creepy factor seven, believability.
16:26
SPEAKER_02: I don't know.
16:27
SPEAKER_02: I still don't believe it.
16:28
SPEAKER_02: Like you wouldn't walk up to someone and then have that type of experience and then run away and then go back.
16:34
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
16:34
SPEAKER_01: So scared you run away, but then go back.
16:37
SPEAKER_03: I mean, maybe they just wanted to I don't know.
16:40
SPEAKER_03: Maybe they wanted to see if the person was real.
16:42
SPEAKER_03: I mean they did want to see if the person was real, but Well, were they having a medical emergency?
16:49
SPEAKER_01: I don't know, but if your homie's running late enough for you to run away and then decide to come back, that's not your homie.
16:54
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
16:55
SPEAKER_01: That's that's not your friend.
16:57
SPEAKER_02: Um yeah.
16:58
SPEAKER_02: So believability, I don't know, maybe three or four.
17:01
SPEAKER_02: I don't.
17:01
SPEAKER_02: I just I kind of think it's there's no comments or anything on that.
17:05
SPEAKER_03: Oh, someone was like, what do you mean you searched?
17:07
SPEAKER_03: Did you like you said it was dark out.
17:09
SPEAKER_03: How did you make sure that you searched every area of the cemetery?
17:13
SPEAKER_02: Okay, well, cemetery canvassing the area.
17:16
SPEAKER_03: Um he said we walked around the cemetery, didn't find a single person.
17:20
SPEAKER_03: The place is pretty big, so it's unlikely he ran and hopped the fence with the fence without us seeing him.
17:24
SPEAKER_03: Search party.
17:25
SPEAKER_03: Because we immediately turned around to investigate.
17:27
SPEAKER_03: We definitely should, would have, Sash should have seen him at some point, but no one was around.
17:31
SPEAKER_03: I was pretty skeptical.
17:33
SPEAKER_03: Homeless people don't just vanish like that.
17:36
SPEAKER_01: Vanish, dude, there's this thing where like when you move, someone else can move too.
17:40
SPEAKER_01: They're not just standing there.
17:43
SPEAKER_01: You could have you could have moved at the same time and he got out of like Yeah, I don't know.
17:48
SPEAKER_01: What?
17:49
SPEAKER_02: Okay, it doesn't make sense.
17:52
SPEAKER_01: Um creepy.
17:53
SPEAKER_01: Uh I mean if I was that guy chilling in a cemetery, like visiting somebody I knew, and some two ruffians pulled up on me at 11.30 and started shouting at me, I'd be pretty creeped out.
18:06
SPEAKER_01: So I'll give it a I'll give it like an eight.
18:09
SPEAKER_01: Add on to the fact that I'm inside a cemetery at eleven thirty at night, not expecting anyone else to be alive.
18:15
SPEAKER_01: Um two guys coming up from behind.
18:17
SPEAKER_03: No, that's all I was gonna say.
18:18
SPEAKER_03: If you were in yeah, if you were just there, maybe you were visiting somebody and two people came up.
18:23
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, I'm gonna act weird.
18:24
SPEAKER_01: So they wait, that's actually a genius.
18:26
SPEAKER_02: You're not supposed to be in the cemetery at night.
18:29
SPEAKER_01: No, it's like they close.
18:31
SPEAKER_01: I mean, sometimes you get off time.
18:33
SPEAKER_01: What?
18:33
SPEAKER_01: Or like late night, you get out of bed, you're thinking about him.
18:36
SPEAKER_01: Alright, cool, let's go visit.
18:37
SPEAKER_03: What?
18:38
SPEAKER_03: Maybe he worked there.
18:40
SPEAKER_01: Gotta pour one out for the homie.
18:42
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
18:43
SPEAKER_01: Dude told me in a dream and wants a drink.
18:45
SPEAKER_01: Believability.
18:46
SPEAKER_01: Dude, just one sip of Celsius, please.
18:48
SPEAKER_01: Wake up, crap.
18:49
SPEAKER_03: Okay, okay, okay.
18:51
SPEAKER_03: We're gonna you're gonna off track.
18:54
SPEAKER_01: Um, so yeah, creepy level, whatever I just said.
18:56
SPEAKER_01: Uh believability, I'll give it a um, probably a two out of ten.
19:04
SPEAKER_01: Them saying they canvass the whole area is strange.
19:07
SPEAKER_01: Going back after being scared.
19:11
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, like scared out of their shoes is interesting too.
19:16
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I don't know.
19:16
SPEAKER_01: And like the friend wouldn't be that late.
19:18
SPEAKER_01: Come on now.
19:20
SPEAKER_03: Not no good friend would be that late.
19:22
SPEAKER_01: That's what I'm saying.
19:23
SPEAKER_01: Like, you gotta have respect for other people's time.
19:26
SPEAKER_03: Okay, this next one is the Thirteen Steps to Hell in Washington.
19:30
SPEAKER_03: Woo.
19:31
SPEAKER_03: And this is technically an urban legend.
19:33
SPEAKER_03: The thirteen steps is a scary urban legend about Maltby Cemetery in Washington.
19:38
SPEAKER_03: They say that these thirteen steps lead down to hell.
19:40
SPEAKER_03: There used to be a staircase that began at ground level and descended down under the earth in Maltby Cemetery.
19:46
SPEAKER_03: And it's said to be a low-grade entrance to the tomb of a wealthy local family.
19:50
SPEAKER_03: According to the legend, you had to go to the cemetery late at night and walk down these thirteen steps.
19:55
SPEAKER_03: While descending the steps, you wouldn't be able to hear anything.
19:58
SPEAKER_03: Once you had reached the bottom, if you turned around, you'd be confronted by a vision of hell.
20:03
SPEAKER_03: The legend says that the vision would drive you insane.
20:07
SPEAKER_03: Those who watched people perform this ritual said that they witnessed the person stop at the bottom, turn around, and then collapse to their knees in horror.
20:14
SPEAKER_03: According to some reports, several children emerged nearly comatose from the steps.
20:19
SPEAKER_03: Many of them never uttered another word.
20:21
SPEAKER_03: What?
20:21
SPEAKER_03: The thirteen steps no longer exist.
20:23
SPEAKER_03: As the story goes, they were bulldozed or filled in with concrete years ago.
20:27
SPEAKER_03: Since then, there have been no severe no trespassing limitations on the cemetery, and even rumors had kids making expeditions late at night, armed with shovels, hoping to unearth the thirteen steps down to hell.
20:38
SPEAKER_01: Are you serious?
20:40
SPEAKER_01: Armed with shovels?
20:42
SPEAKER_01: No wonder they have no trespassing stuff up.
20:44
SPEAKER_03: Mm-hmm.
20:45
SPEAKER_03: Also, it's a it is a private cemetery.
20:48
SPEAKER_01: How many graves can we disturb?
20:50
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
20:53
SPEAKER_01: I mean, that's pretty cool though.
20:54
SPEAKER_01: Someone's someone's Orpheus, get down there and bring someone back.
21:01
SPEAKER_02: I mean that sounds bad.
21:04
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, it sounds bad.
21:05
SPEAKER_02: That sounds like no bueno.
21:08
SPEAKER_03: Okay, what what's your believability?
21:11
SPEAKER_02: I mean, urban legend wise, there'd have to be multiple more accounts of that.
21:17
SPEAKER_03: Okay.
21:18
SPEAKER_02: So So then what's your I guess creepy I I mean it is creepy.
21:24
SPEAKER_02: So creepy being A in cemetery and B just the description of what it is and having to go down stair, you know, in a cemetery.
21:34
SPEAKER_02: That's I don't I don't love that.
21:37
SPEAKER_02: I'd say seven or eight creepy.
21:39
SPEAKER_02: Believability I don't know.
21:42
SPEAKER_02: I'm just it's because I don't spend time in cemeteries because I think they're scary.
21:49
SPEAKER_02: So it's hard it's hard that's hard for me to believe.
21:53
SPEAKER_02: I don't have a a f a reference.
21:55
SPEAKER_02: So I have to keep my believability to like a three or four.
22:00
SPEAKER_02: Don't I don't really believe it.
22:04
SPEAKER_01: Creepy level, I'll give it a maybe five or six.
22:08
SPEAKER_02: Wait, this is less creepy than the ghost truck or the Mason Temple or Oh whoa, the ghost truck, that's a real guy.
22:18
SPEAKER_01: Real people have guns.
22:20
SPEAKER_02: Okay.
22:20
SPEAKER_01: Guns are scary.
22:23
SPEAKER_01: Um yeah, I'll give this five or six.
22:25
SPEAKER_01: I mean, it it is a a local legend or or whatnot, so it's a little less believable.
22:30
SPEAKER_01: Um I do believe that if something was that disruptive to the greater cemetery that they would cover it up or they did.
22:40
SPEAKER_01: No, really filled in.
22:43
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but was there really 13 steps?
22:47
SPEAKER_01: Was it I mean?
22:50
SPEAKER_01: I just think with a legend like this, you'd have to do something to kind of deter the the young the young people to not pull up in droves and try to see what else was going on.
23:06
SPEAKER_03: And ruin the kids are pretty dumb, so I mean again it was on private property, so that's who they would have been arrested for trespassing.
23:16
SPEAKER_01: But now since they did that, it kind of legitimized the if they did it.
23:23
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I guess if they did it, but it doesn't even matter at this point because they I mean they did it, so supposedly.
23:31
SPEAKER_01: So now there's even more people showing up, so I think it kind of backfired on them, but I don't know.
23:37
SPEAKER_01: I mean, I hope they uh they pull up with the right equipment.
23:41
SPEAKER_01: Liars instead of shovels.
23:44
SPEAKER_01: I heard the undead like music, so just be prepared.
23:47
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
23:48
SPEAKER_01: Um believe a ability, I'll give it a yeah, like a three or four.
23:57
SPEAKER_01: I mean, I'm sure the cemetery owners want to keep kids off their property, and who knows about 13 steps and the kids actually becoming paralyzed or whatever else.
24:09
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
24:10
SPEAKER_01: But anything to keep the kids out.
24:12
SPEAKER_03: Yeah, maybe they made that up to deter them and then it ended up just Yeah, I did the opposite.
24:17
SPEAKER_01: I mean, that's basically like you're daring someone to do that then at that point.
24:22
SPEAKER_02: Exactly.
24:23
SPEAKER_01: It's a challenge.
24:24
SPEAKER_02: They could take those x-ray machines, you know, that they have for the land using like that uh Noah's Arc.
24:32
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
24:32
SPEAKER_02: That'd be interesting to to do approve it.
24:36
SPEAKER_03: I mean, I'm pretty sure it does actually exist.
24:39
SPEAKER_03: It was like the crypt of a wealthy family.
24:41
SPEAKER_03: It's on my list of episodes to do actually, because there's other stuff that goes on there.
24:45
SPEAKER_01: But not just kids with shovels.
24:49
SPEAKER_03: Right.
24:51
SPEAKER_03: Okay, this next one.
24:53
SPEAKER_03: This was posted twelve years ago.
24:56
SPEAKER_02: Oh jeez.
24:58
SPEAKER_03: So this first story is about a cemetery that is slightly famous here in Washington.
25:02
SPEAKER_03: The myths about it vary with each time told, but most stay the same.
25:06
SPEAKER_03: Legends such as the thirteen steps of hell and a home in which one can sell their soul to the devil.
25:11
SPEAKER_03: For those unaware, it is the old Maltby Cemetery.
25:14
SPEAKER_00: Oh yeah.
25:15
SPEAKER_03: I have gone to the cemetery two times in my life and not much of anything happened the second time, but the first I will remember forever.
25:21
SPEAKER_03: Me and two friends went down the hiddenish dirt road that led to the cemetery and kept quiet, since a resid wrench residential area overlooked the cemetery.
25:30
SPEAKER_03: So people would call police.
25:31
SPEAKER_03: We were there for about twenty minutes smoking and taking shots to further enjoy the air.
25:35
SPEAKER_01: Okay, come on now.
25:36
SPEAKER_03: Being high and drunk, I stumbled upon something strange.
25:39
SPEAKER_03: I saw a tree house.
25:40
SPEAKER_03: Never in my life had anyone mentioned a tree house in the cemetery.
25:43
SPEAKER_03: Needless to say, I went towards it.
25:46
SPEAKER_03: I should have noticed when there was no sound from the road a little ways away, but drunk me did not register that.
25:52
SPEAKER_03: The temperature in the treehouse was bad, even by Washington's standards of cold.
25:56
SPEAKER_03: I quietly called out to my friend but no answer, and I didn't want to be too loud and possibly get arrested.
26:02
SPEAKER_03: Well, I was out there alone for about five minutes, wondering why my friends had not gone looking for me.
26:07
SPEAKER_03: I was about to leave when I saw her, a little girl with pale white skin and a dirty white dress, in the corner closest to the entry of the treehouse.
26:16
SPEAKER_03: At this point I lost all my buzz and was freaking out inside.
26:19
SPEAKER_03: I asked her what she was doing there, but she just seemed frightened.
26:22
SPEAKER_03: I began to inch my way to the exit when she turned to me with a tear in her eye and vanished.
26:27
SPEAKER_03: I quickly got down and fell to the ground.
26:30
SPEAKER_03: One of my buddies heard me fall and came to find me.
26:33
SPEAKER_03: I told him about my encounter with the ghost girl, and then I pointed to the tree house.
26:36
SPEAKER_03: He said he would check it out when he got there.
26:38
SPEAKER_03: He screamed, more or less, jumped from the bottom entrance, grabbed me by the collar, and fled with our third friend right behind us.
26:45
SPEAKER_03: When we got to the house, my friend refused to speak about what he saw, and he still does not to this day.
26:50
SPEAKER_03: And my other friend doesn't believe me or him.
26:52
SPEAKER_03: I still to this day only know of one other person to meet the ghost girl, and let alone even see the tree house.
26:58
SPEAKER_03: As you guessed it, my second visit was during daytime and there was no tree house to speak of.
27:04
SPEAKER_02: The tree house of smoking and drinking.
27:09
SPEAKER_01: I mean, that would be pretty creepy.
27:11
SPEAKER_01: But now we know why they covered up the 13 steps to hell to get these kids off the property.
27:17
SPEAKER_01: Again, like who this is like TV show stuff.
27:19
SPEAKER_01: Who goes and like hangs out of the cemetery like as a place to get like drunk and high and whatever else?
27:29
SPEAKER_01: That's fine.
27:30
SPEAKER_03: So this was probably like this is pre-social media.
27:32
SPEAKER_01: There's stuff around.
27:34
SPEAKER_01: This that's not pre-social media 2014.
27:36
SPEAKER_02: Okay, but let's be clear.
27:38
SPEAKER_02: There were still things to do before there were social media.
27:41
SPEAKER_01: Dude, go to the laundromat.
27:42
SPEAKER_02: Like go to the laundromat.
27:46
SPEAKER_01: Do something.
27:46
SPEAKER_03: Go to your local library.
27:48
SPEAKER_02: I mean, first of all, okay, how did they get there?
27:50
SPEAKER_02: They walk there.
27:51
SPEAKER_03: I don't know.
27:51
SPEAKER_03: I hope they didn't drive.
27:54
SPEAKER_02: I mean, yeah.
27:56
SPEAKER_01: I would have been more impressed if they showed up with shovels and were trying to like dig to the 13th steps.
28:01
SPEAKER_01: This is pretty lame.
28:02
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, I mean, is there because if there's not a tree house there, it's obviously not believable.
28:06
SPEAKER_02: They're drunk and high.
28:09
SPEAKER_01: And you're in a cemetery, so once again, like you're gonna feel a certain type of way, think certain things, like and you're gonna be paranoid.
28:15
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's already established as a creepy place.
28:20
SPEAKER_02: So creepy factor, I'll put it in my creepiness of cemeteries.
28:24
SPEAKER_02: And I mean, first of all, if there was a tree house, I wouldn't go in it.
28:28
SPEAKER_02: Secondly, if you know, I mean, so let's just talk about that.
28:32
SPEAKER_02: I wouldn't be in I wouldn't be at the cemetery.
28:35
SPEAKER_02: Believability, though, I'm sorry, you're drunk and high.
28:38
SPEAKER_02: And then you're not even talking about it, but you talked about it, but he didn't say anything about it.
28:43
SPEAKER_02: I mean, it just doesn't even make sense.
28:44
SPEAKER_02: Did he did he tell you what he saw, your friend, or did he not?
28:47
SPEAKER_02: I think believability is a one.
28:51
SPEAKER_02: Sorry, sober up.
28:53
SPEAKER_01: I'll give it a creepy level of an eight or a nine.
28:58
SPEAKER_01: I don't think I'd want to be drunk in a cemetery and like see a girl or climb or climb up anything drunk.
29:05
SPEAKER_01: Honestly, I would.
29:07
SPEAKER_01: Heights are already bad enough.
29:08
SPEAKER_01: I don't need to be drunk and elevated.
29:12
SPEAKER_03: Two of your worst fears.
29:13
SPEAKER_03: Two of your worst fears and a girl in the corner.
29:17
SPEAKER_01: Oh yeah.
29:18
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
29:20
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, no, thanks.
29:22
SPEAKER_01: I'm I'm good.
29:23
SPEAKER_01: Especially if the other guy with me didn't see it.
29:25
SPEAKER_01: I would think I was going to do it.
29:27
SPEAKER_01: No, we don't know.
29:28
SPEAKER_02: We don't know what he saw.
29:28
SPEAKER_01: Well, and then he's No, the third one.
29:30
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
29:30
SPEAKER_02: Oh.
29:31
SPEAKER_02: But then you're in there for five minutes waiting, like, oh, are my friends gonna find me?
29:35
SPEAKER_02: It's dark.
29:36
SPEAKER_01: I mean, five minutes could be two seconds though.
29:38
SPEAKER_02: It probably probably was if they were high.
29:40
SPEAKER_01: Oh, I forgot about that too.
29:42
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I wouldn't like this place at all.
29:43
SPEAKER_01: Super cold, no thanks.
29:44
SPEAKER_01: Okay, that bumped the creepy level up to like a nine.
29:47
SPEAKER_01: Cold.
29:48
SPEAKER_01: I don't want to be cold, dude.
29:50
SPEAKER_02: Okay, so what about believability?
29:52
SPEAKER_01: Like a two?
29:54
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
29:54
SPEAKER_01: I mean, I wouldn't want to be high and drunk in a cemetery in the first place, but if I was doing it, yeah, I wouldn't want to be at the cemetery, no thanks.
30:03
SPEAKER_01: No.
30:04
SPEAKER_01: If I was doing it, I have shovels probably.
30:05
SPEAKER_01: No.
30:06
SPEAKER_01: Do something productive.
30:07
SPEAKER_03: Go in someone's garage.
30:09
SPEAKER_03: Like why or their house?
30:11
SPEAKER_03: Why are you doing it in the cemetery?
30:13
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I don't know.
30:14
SPEAKER_01: Maybe like the thrill of getting caught.
30:15
SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
30:16
SPEAKER_01: It's just strange.
30:17
SPEAKER_01: A couple of ruffians.
30:18
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, to scare yourself.
30:20
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, not believable at all.
30:21
SPEAKER_01: Third friend didn't see it.
30:23
SPEAKER_01: Second one doesn't want to talk about it.
30:24
SPEAKER_01: So if you're traumatized or just like keeping the bit going.
30:27
SPEAKER_02: Exactly.
30:28
SPEAKER_01: For this point, it's in 12 years.
30:29
SPEAKER_01: So it's like, hey man, just tell me did you see it or not?
30:32
SPEAKER_01: And then going back the next day, no tree house.
30:35
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I would probably like sign myself up, get institutionalized.
30:41
SPEAKER_02: That'd scare you sober, probably.
30:42
SPEAKER_01: That'd be a breaking point.
30:44
SPEAKER_01: Okay, well, no need to make people think I have like a drinking problem.
30:47
SPEAKER_01: Come on, no.
30:48
SPEAKER_01: Scare me sober up and forth.
30:50
SPEAKER_02: No, I mean, for the person, you know, if they were drunk and high and saw that and fell out of the treehouse and they go back and it's not even there.
30:58
SPEAKER_03: I mean, yeah, that would be pretty freaky.
31:00
SPEAKER_02: You'd probably be like, you know what?
31:02
SPEAKER_02: Maybe I shouldn't be doing that kind of stuff.
31:03
SPEAKER_03: Maybe I should lay off.
31:04
SPEAKER_01: Is that Dr.
31:05
SPEAKER_01: Edwards' new uh rehab like drinking rehab therapy?
31:10
SPEAKER_01: Go get drunk in a cemetery.
31:12
SPEAKER_03: Scary street.
31:13
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, all of a sudden you won't you won't have the the craving anymore.
31:18
SPEAKER_02: Okay, is this it?
31:19
SPEAKER_02: Knock my socks off.
31:20
SPEAKER_02: Knock my ghost socks off.
31:22
SPEAKER_03: This person says, I was visiting a cemetery and after leaving my car I walked through something.
31:27
SPEAKER_03: I said out loud to the person with me, Did you feel that?
31:30
SPEAKER_03: I felt like we walked through something cold.
31:32
SPEAKER_03: And I had goosebumps.
31:34
SPEAKER_03: It was the middle of summer.
31:36
SPEAKER_03: We were then walking the trail and I heard heavy footsteps behind me.
31:39
SPEAKER_03: I stopped, turned around, that the footsteps stopped and there was no one there.
31:43
SPEAKER_03: I faced forward, kept walking, and the heavy footsteps followed us.
31:46
SPEAKER_03: I eventually asked the person I was with, Do you hear those footsteps?
31:50
SPEAKER_03: They said yes.
31:51
SPEAKER_03: Each time we stopped, the footsteps stopped too.
31:53
SPEAKER_03: We eventually walked outside the cemetery, past the gate entry, and the footsteps stopped right outside the gate.
31:59
SPEAKER_03: I could feel something staring at us from within the cemetery.
32:02
SPEAKER_03: Whatever it was couldn't leave the cemetery after us.
32:05
SPEAKER_03: We had to re-enter the cemetery to get back to the car, and let's just say I walked really quickly.
32:10
SPEAKER_02: Yes, uh Okay, so uh I'm sorry.
32:13
SPEAKER_02: What cemetery were we at?
32:14
SPEAKER_02: What day was this?
32:16
SPEAKER_02: Where was I?
32:16
SPEAKER_02: I'm I'm so vague.
32:18
SPEAKER_01: It doesn't matter, it's just a cemetery.
32:20
SPEAKER_03: No, it doesn't matter.
32:21
SPEAKER_03: This happened it's in Washington somewhere, but it doesn't say specifically which cemetery it was.
32:28
SPEAKER_01: Not that it would mean anything to us.
32:30
SPEAKER_02: But it does matter from a story perspective for believability for me.
32:35
SPEAKER_03: Mom, these are coming from Reddit posters.
32:38
SPEAKER_01: I mean, we can just get right into it.
32:39
SPEAKER_03: Go off of what you call it.
32:41
SPEAKER_01: Creepy level.
32:42
SPEAKER_01: At least it's during the day, thank goodness.
32:44
SPEAKER_02: Creepy level.
32:44
SPEAKER_02: But creepy level for me is I mean, high if you if that's happening.
32:50
SPEAKER_03: You stop, you turn around, no one's there.
32:51
SPEAKER_03: You keep walking, you stop, you turn around, no one's there.
32:54
SPEAKER_03: No, I would have turned around and left.
32:56
SPEAKER_01: That kind of feeds into my believability though, or lack thereof, because I'm gonna give it a two.
33:02
SPEAKER_01: What they're describing is everything that's associated with cemeteries.
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SPEAKER_01: Feeling cold, walking through something, feeling watched, footsteps.
33:11
SPEAKER_03: That's associated with cemeteries.
33:12
SPEAKER_03: I feel like that's just that's everything.
33:14
SPEAKER_03: That's just ghosts in in general.
33:15
SPEAKER_01: I mean, ghosts, cemeteries, whatever else.
33:17
SPEAKER_01: Like, oh, it feels so thick.
33:19
SPEAKER_01: Oh my, it's so cold here.
33:20
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, that's spooky scary.
33:22
SPEAKER_01: That's just like pop culture though.
33:24
SPEAKER_01: So yeah, I don't believe that.
33:25
SPEAKER_02: Could be.
33:26
SPEAKER_02: Yeah, creepy level for me is how I mean again, cemetery, but I'll give it a six or seven.
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SPEAKER_02: I mean, I wouldn't be at the cemetery again, but believability, yeah.
33:38
SPEAKER_02: No, like a one.
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SPEAKER_02: Sorry.
33:43
SPEAKER_01: It's just not that believable.
33:44
SPEAKER_02: You were the one that just told me mom.
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SPEAKER_02: It's Reddit stories.
33:48
SPEAKER_03: No, I know, but like you're asking for information if they would I don't know.
33:51
SPEAKER_03: No, it just had they there's no information that could provide it.
33:55
SPEAKER_01: It's important though.
33:56
SPEAKER_01: Exactly.
33:56
SPEAKER_02: It feeds in for me to the believability.
33:58
SPEAKER_01: Like it doesn't.
34:00
SPEAKER_01: A lie is more complex.
34:03
SPEAKER_01: When you tell a lie, you create and like make up more details, and so the lack of details is almost good.
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SPEAKER_03: Gary, did you have your creepy believability score?
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
34:14
SPEAKER_01: Creepy is low, believability is lower.
34:16
SPEAKER_03: Yeah.
34:17
SPEAKER_03: Sorry, team.
34:18
SPEAKER_03: I guess these weren't very scary.
34:20
SPEAKER_01: I mean, the ghost truck one was.
34:23
SPEAKER_02: The real person truck?
34:24
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
34:25
SPEAKER_02: The 1940s with the headlight that sounds like a car.
34:29
SPEAKER_01: A person with a reason to take you out's a whole lot scarier than a ghost that just minded its own business.
34:34
SPEAKER_02: Put that on a t-shirt?
34:35
SPEAKER_01: Dude, that the ghost trucker's gonna put me on a t-shirt.
34:39
SPEAKER_03: You're not gonna be around to be put on the table.
34:41
SPEAKER_02: I feel like you're right.
34:42
SPEAKER_02: We need to put that on the t-shirt with a with a woo obsessed fruit cake.
34:48
SPEAKER_02: Yeah.
34:49
SPEAKER_02: Okay, we're making two t-shirts.
34:51
SPEAKER_01: While while we're on the Scooby-Doo track, though, just all the ghosts out there, all the all the cemetery people, if you really want to scare me.
34:59
SPEAKER_01: Oh no, a hex girls concert at the cemetery.
35:02
SPEAKER_01: Oh no.
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SPEAKER_03: Okay.
35:04
SPEAKER_03: Not the hex girls.
35:05
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
35:06
SPEAKER_03: Garrett would love to read your spooky cemetery stories, so you should email them if you have any to early belovedpodcasts at gmail.com.
35:14
SPEAKER_01: I want to see some of the most egregious lies, like just insane details.
35:20
SPEAKER_03: No, not lies.
35:21
SPEAKER_01: I want like Brandon Sanderson level of pro.
35:24
SPEAKER_01: Just come on.
35:25
SPEAKER_03: Next week we might be appearing on video for a special Halloween episode.
35:29
SPEAKER_03: Bigfoot.
35:30
SPEAKER_03: The tombstones were glistening.
35:32
SPEAKER_03: It's gonna be Bigfoot themed.
35:34
SPEAKER_03: Garrett's favorite.
35:36
SPEAKER_03: Already have things in the works for that.
35:39
SPEAKER_03: We're gonna try to do video.
35:42
SPEAKER_03: And maybe we'll do video month once a month.
35:44
SPEAKER_03: We'll see.
35:44
SPEAKER_03: This might be a special occasion.
35:47
SPEAKER_03: If you haven't listened to last week's episode, go listen to it.
35:51
SPEAKER_03: Or if you haven't listened to Happy Face Killer Part 1 and 2, go listen to that as well.
35:57
SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna be quadruped, Bigfoot, whole podcast.
36:00
SPEAKER_01: I'm on all fours.
36:04
SPEAKER_02: No, with uh with the chisel dabs and the Yeah.
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SPEAKER_03: And follow us on Instagram, threads, TikTok, Early Beloved Podcast.
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SPEAKER_03: And if you have any other spooky stories that aren't specifically cemetery related or true crime cases you want us to look into, please email early belovedpodcast at gmail.com.
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SPEAKER_03: Links to that and the social medias will be in the show notes.
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SPEAKER_03: You'll hear from us next week.
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SPEAKER_03: Bye.
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SPEAKER_00: Bye.