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Dirty Little Secret: I Lied To My Best Friend! · Billy The Kidd In The Morning

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  Speaker 1: It's Dirty Little Secret with Billy the Kid in the
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  Speaker 3: rolling around, you know?
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  Speaker 2: It's a real cow. It's a huge cow.
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  Speaker 1: Very huge.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah. The cow was Poo and I.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, actually. We were in suits the other day. Just
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  Speaker 3: wait for the videos to come out.
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  Speaker 2: But it's very... Poo and I in cow outfits. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Not attractive. I thought it was very fun.
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  Speaker 3: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: All right. Well.
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  Speaker 3: You don't think... Kind of cute, no? Yeah, well, I'll
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  Speaker 3: let them be the judge when we post the video
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  Speaker 3: a little bit later. If you've got a secret, let
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  Speaker 3: us know. Anytime you want to confess, do.
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  Speaker 2: It, and you do.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, well, listen, I lied to one of my best friends,
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  Speaker 1: but honestly, I'm not even really that sorry about it.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: So, yeah, so her and her husband, they go out
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  Speaker 1: of the country on this little vacation, okay? Normally, they
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  Speaker 1: take the dog with them everywhere. But this time they couldn't.
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  Speaker 1: So they asked my husband and I if we could
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  Speaker 1: watch the dog. And immediately in my head, I'm thinking
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  Speaker 1: absolutely not. I mean, because I'm sorry, I love my friend,
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  Speaker 1: but her dog is just awful.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, I hate that.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, cute devil. Like he's one of those golden doodles.
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  Speaker 2: I love golden doodles. Dogs are ignorant.
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  Speaker 1: They're so happy. Totally evil. Too happy. And he's two
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  Speaker 1: years old. He's got no training whatsoever. He jumps everywhere,
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  Speaker 1: gets into everything, chews everything, literally everything from shoes to
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  Speaker 1: furniture and just doesn't listen to anything I'm saying. And
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  Speaker 1: every time he does something terrible, my friend is like, oh, well,
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  Speaker 1: he's a puppy and he's just got that puppy energy, ma'am.
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  Speaker 1: He's two.
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  Speaker 2: He's two.
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  Speaker 1: He's a bad dog.
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  Speaker 2: That's a bad dog. Okay.
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  Speaker 1: So the thing is, she's my, she's my best friend.
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  Speaker 1: So of course, of course I say yes.
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  Speaker 2: Okay.
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  Speaker 1: Because I'm a people pleaser.
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  Speaker 2: Right.
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  Speaker 1: Three days, not going to be a big deal. Right. Sure. But.
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  Speaker 1: That's that's how long I last. It was three days.
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  Speaker 1: I mean, they were gone for a week or three
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  Speaker 1: days is how long I lasted. But by day three,
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  Speaker 1: my husband was like, you know, I don't know if
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  Speaker 1: you can handle this anymore. I'm like, I'm freaking done
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  Speaker 1: with this. I'm done. I mean, I love her, but
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  Speaker 1: I'm going to kill it.
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  Speaker 2: No, no.
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  Speaker 1: I researched the place. There was like a local place.
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  Speaker 1: You know, I don't know too much about it, but
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  Speaker 1: I went on Yelp. I went on I went on
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  Speaker 1: all the things.
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  Speaker 2: It had great reviews.
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  Speaker 1: It was clean, you know, just.
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  Speaker 2: Perfect, legitimate.
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  Speaker 1: And so I drove the little badass demon straight there,
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  Speaker 1: paid my own money to have somebody else watch him.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, you took him to a... Whoa, you boarded him
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  Speaker 2: or what? Oh my God. Oh, no way.
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  Speaker 1: My husband was like, you can't do that. You can't.
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  Speaker 1: They trusted you. But I was like, watch me, watch me,
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  Speaker 1: watch me.
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  Speaker 2: See you later.
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  Speaker 1: And then the rest of the week was like heaven.
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  Speaker 1: You know, no barking, no jumping. Everything was clean. Nothing
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  Speaker 1: was destroyed.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, my God.
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  Speaker 3: Though that is a big deal. I'm going to tell
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  Speaker 3: you right now, I would be like freaked out if
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  Speaker 3: I found my.
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  Speaker 2: Freaked out. Like if my dog was... If I said, hey...
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  Speaker 2: Because my dog is like a kid.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, same.
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  Speaker 3: And if I said, oh, watch it, and then somebody
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  Speaker 3: took it to a boarding facility without letting me know?
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  Speaker 1: No. No.
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  Speaker 2: Because if that dog gets sick, it's on you. Right. But,
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  Speaker 2: I mean, you researched it, I guess, kind of.
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  Speaker 1: I did. I did my due diligence. Okay, listen, I'm
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  Speaker 1: not going to, like, throw my friend under the bus
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  Speaker 1: or the dog under the bus, okay? Like, regardless of
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  Speaker 1: him being the devil. But so my friend comes back
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  Speaker 1: on Sunday and, like, comes over, hugs me and the dog,
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  Speaker 1: and oh, my God, you know, crazy, and the dog
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  Speaker 1: is a lunatic. Thank me a million times. And I
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  Speaker 1: just smiled. My husband looked at me like, you are
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  Speaker 1: the worst. But to this day, she has no idea.
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  Speaker 2: Really? Wow.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. And before everyone comes to me like, oh, you're,
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  Speaker 1: you know, you're like the worst person ever. Like the
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  Speaker 1: dog was perfect. perfectly safe. Like, I'm a Virgo. Like,
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  Speaker 1: I'm a perfectionist. Like, I made sure that the place
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  Speaker 1: was legit, you know, and I don't know.
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  Speaker 2: All right.
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  Speaker 1: Wow.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, I'd be living.
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  Speaker 1: You'd have more fun there.
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  Speaker 2: Oh, maybe you did have more fun there. Well, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: especially if you hate them.
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  Speaker 3: Okay, well, the dog didn't get hurt. So I was
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  Speaker 3: waiting for the dog, got sick or something, but the
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  Speaker 3: dog's fine.
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  Speaker 1: No, perfectly fine. All is well, and I win. But
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  Speaker 1: I don't think I'm an awful friend to you.
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  Speaker 2: You win until she says... Hey, can you watch, watch
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  Speaker 2: him again?
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  Speaker 3: I don't think you're an awful friend. I would say
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  Speaker 3: this next time. Now, you know, just to say no.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: Say no.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: I mean, I have no problem with somebody's dog is bad.
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  Speaker 2: You're not welcomed.
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  Speaker 1: Right.
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  Speaker 2: At my house.
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  Speaker 1: Totally.
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  Speaker 2: Sorry. But like, no, you know, people will be like, well,
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  Speaker 2: he's just hyper. No, I can't do that.
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  Speaker 3: Even then he's hyper.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: My dog had the capacity for hyper.
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  Speaker 2: My dog doesn't act like that. No, same. And you
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  Speaker 2: wouldn't ask a friend. Actually, some people just don't know
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  Speaker 2: their dogs are that bad. I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: They're just used to it.
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  Speaker 2: They're just used to it.
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  Speaker 3: But don't ask me to move, help you move. Don't
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  Speaker 3: ask me to watch your dog. Don't ask me to
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  Speaker 3: take you to the airport.
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  Speaker 2: I knew that was coming. Because it's 2026. There's Uber.
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  Speaker 2: Why are you asking me? But I don't trust Uber. Well,
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  Speaker 2: too bad. I don't trust you. I mean, come on.
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  Speaker 3: What are we doing to stop inconveniencing your friend? I'm
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  Speaker 3: supposed to be your friend.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, but you want to save people money and time. Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: What? You're supposed to be hanging out on the ride.
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  Speaker 1: To the airport. No.
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  Speaker 2: Hang out on the ride to the airport. I'm going
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  Speaker 2: to be on 635 with you complaining all mad. I'm
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  Speaker 2: already nervous about my flight. Maybe I just want to
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  Speaker 2: see you before I get on this flight. See you
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  Speaker 2: in Uber. You can FaceTime me. In the back of
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  Speaker 2: that Uber, FaceTime me. I'll talk you through it.
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  Speaker 3: Not in Dallas traffic. Well, ma'am, thank you so much
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  Speaker 3: for your secret. I don't think you're a bad friend.
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  Speaker 2: It's risky.
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  Speaker 3: You made a bold decision right there. But if she
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  Speaker 3: doesn't find out, she doesn't find out. So that dog
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  Speaker 3: can't talk. And, you know, unless it unless one day
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  Speaker 3: she takes it to the facility and they're like, welcome back, Brewster. Right.
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  Speaker 3: So you're last with us in October.
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  Speaker 2: Yes.
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  Speaker 1: Well, no, it'll be our little secret, guys.
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  Speaker 2: OK, good. Well, good luck. And thank you for the confession.
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  Speaker 2: It's a good one.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you.
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  Speaker 2: We'll have another Dirty Little Secret tomorrow at 7.30.
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  Speaker 3: Candace, have I ever asked you to pick me up
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  Speaker 3: from the airport? No. Who?
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  Speaker 2: And who? Of all people, I've asked you to do
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  Speaker 2: a lot of dumb stuff. Not pick you up. I've
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  Speaker 2: taken you to the airport years ago, but not really.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, I actually regret that. I regretted that decision. I
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  Speaker 3: got car sick.
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  Speaker 2: With him driving. It's easier to drop off than pick up. Oh, 100%.
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  Speaker 2: Real friends don't ask you to do that. Yeah. I'm
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  Speaker 2: just throwing that out there.