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- 0:03Speaker 1: If the numbers for the podcast are higher on Monday, I.
- 0:08Speaker 2: Am, hey, let's start recording. This will be this will
- 0:10Speaker 2: be funny on.
- 0:12Speaker 1: On this fucking cloth. They definitely want. That will be
- 0:15Speaker 1: the dagger that I put in my own neck. I'm
- 0:18Speaker 1: telling you right now.
- 0:19Speaker 3: I'm telling you they won't be the same numbers.
- 0:21Speaker 1: The numbers are higher on the frame List podcast.
- 0:25Speaker 2: No, the funny thing that you said was that we're like,
- 0:28Speaker 2: I'm sure that you and Sas have some catching up
- 0:31Speaker 2: to do.
- 0:31Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 0:32Speaker 2: The fact the idea that we're going to catch up
- 0:34Speaker 2: while you're not here.
- 0:35Speaker 1: Well, yeah, it's been a long time since we did
- 0:37Speaker 1: an episode of the pod that was the original cast.
- 0:41Speaker 2: Yeah, well, we don't have catching up.
- 0:42Speaker 3: They don't have. That was the whole reason that we
- 0:44Speaker 3: added you to the show.
- 0:45Speaker 2: Everything that we're caught up.
- 0:48Speaker 3: We have nothing to talk about.
- 0:50Speaker 2: We're fully caught up, trust me.
- 0:55Speaker 1: All right, should we get into it, let's.
- 0:58Speaker 2: Sas hamstring work out today.
- 1:01Speaker 3: Whoa, my Ham's miamis are in bad shape.
- 1:03Speaker 2: You're here violent fucking yeah yeah, literally.
- 1:07Speaker 1: I'm concerned about you. Imagine imagine what would happen to
- 1:11Speaker 1: Harry if he tore a hamstring.
- 1:13Speaker 3: That's what it felt like, and I'm talking through.
- 1:15Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what it felt like today. Like they're gonna
- 1:18Speaker 1: have to pull, yeah, pull them back together.
- 1:21Speaker 2: Yeah, that would be so bad.
- 1:22Speaker 1: They're tight.
- 1:23Speaker 2: His first deadlift, he felt he felt the pop deadlifting.
- 1:27Speaker 3: Well, I did a deadlift with the hex bar, which
- 1:30Speaker 3: is not really that's a that's real. Yeah, but it's easy.
- 1:33Speaker 3: I feel like it's easy to have good.
- 1:34Speaker 1: Form with that. Okay, what do you mean?
- 1:37Speaker 3: Well, I would never do it's not a straight barbell deadlift.
- 1:40Speaker 1: Fine, I think that's fair. I'm just saying that, like
- 1:42Speaker 1: what you're you're trying. You're minimizing that lift, and I
- 1:46Speaker 1: think that that's a that's a good lift. The heck yeah,
- 1:48Speaker 1: I love doing that.
- 1:49Speaker 2: Forty five great?
- 1:53Speaker 3: Didn't feel great?
- 1:55Speaker 1: How gonna did you do?
- 1:56Speaker 3: I did three sets of eight great? So that was
- 1:59Speaker 3: the goal, he.
- 2:00Speaker 2: Said, Just handed like a car, back firing every time
- 2:03Speaker 2: he bent over.
- 2:04Speaker 1: Man, your back is gonna hurt.
- 2:06Speaker 3: No, it wasn't the back because I do good form
- 2:09Speaker 3: because I don't want to hurt my back and don't
- 2:12Speaker 3: really Yeah.
- 2:12Speaker 1: Yeah, well how do you not round? Because your back
- 2:15Speaker 1: is is round?
- 2:17Speaker 3: Yeah, just stick your ass out as far as far.
- 2:20Speaker 1: As you can. Your back looks like a high light stick.
- 2:23Speaker 3: Yeah, but it's a question mark my backgrounds in an
- 2:25Speaker 3: area that no one else's backgrounds. It's not the lower
- 2:29Speaker 3: boat that's rounding, it's the upper back. But I did,
- 2:33Speaker 3: like I did the treadmill, and then I was like,
- 2:35Speaker 3: I'm gonna The gym was empty.
- 2:36Speaker 1: So I was like, I'm gonna do some deadlifts nice.
- 2:38Speaker 3: And I did the first set and I did like
- 2:40Speaker 3: eight and I did it pretty quick. It was easy.
- 2:43Speaker 3: And then I put it down and I was like,
- 2:44Speaker 3: I was easy. And then like within four seconds, it
- 2:47Speaker 3: was like it was like someone took an ice pick
- 2:49Speaker 3: to the back of my ass, like just two straight
- 2:53Speaker 3: in my hamstrings. And I had to just like slowly
- 2:56Speaker 3: walk around for like ten minutes and be like, oh,
- 2:58Speaker 3: that doesn't feel pretty long.
- 2:59Speaker 2: Stretch he's refusing to stretch.
- 3:01Speaker 3: Yeah, he's kind of stretch.
- 3:03Speaker 1: Did you stretch before you did it?
- 3:04Speaker 3: No?
- 3:06Speaker 2: So dumb at least, I mean, at least getting out there.
- 3:09Speaker 1: This is and I don't I mean this sincerely and
- 3:12Speaker 1: in a non condescending or patronize ye way. Of course.
- 3:16Speaker 1: This is the difference in being thirty six thirty seven.
- 3:19Speaker 1: Oh yeah, to twenty four is stretching. Yeah, no, I
- 3:22Speaker 1: don't stretch ever. Yeah, I don't know how much stretching
- 3:24Speaker 1: I did when I was here, I didn't care about
- 3:26Speaker 1: it that much. Now it's more important than the stuff
- 3:29Speaker 1: I do.
- 3:29Speaker 3: And yeah, that's what everyone says Roan does. Like, don't
- 3:31Speaker 3: you do like an hour of stretching a day?
- 3:33Speaker 2: I had an app and I was on a two
- 3:34Speaker 2: hundred and thirty day streak and I fucking I lapsed.
- 3:37Speaker 2: I like woke up in the middle. I woke up
- 3:39Speaker 2: at twelve fifteen.
- 3:39Speaker 3: I was like, I did stretch.
- 3:42Speaker 2: I logged onto the app and the streak was gone.
- 3:44Speaker 2: Oh so disappointing, dude, I fuck, that was so nasty.
- 3:49Speaker 2: But I love it. I mean it's it is the
- 3:50Speaker 2: best being limbered, and I still feel like I'm not limber.
- 3:53Speaker 3: Yeah, the hammies are definitely feeling tight. Was able to
- 3:56Speaker 3: power through the rest of the set though, Thank god.
- 4:00Speaker 1: I need you to give us a clap. Oh yeah,
- 4:02Speaker 1: I didn't even.
- 4:04Speaker 2: So you you lifted too. You gotta work out in.
- 4:08Speaker 1: I'm sorry what that's happening here.
- 4:11Speaker 3: I'm all ready welcome back to the sun of a
- 4:13Speaker 3: Body Podcast.
- 4:14Speaker 1: It's what is it?
- 4:14Speaker 2: March third?
- 4:17Speaker 1: Mins is February twenty sixth, that's solut I think that's off.
- 4:21Speaker 1: That is off.
- 4:21Speaker 3: I think it's the third. I don't have my phone.
- 4:25Speaker 2: It's got to be the fourth.
- 4:26Speaker 3: I left it at home today.
- 4:27Speaker 1: We're not going to worry about it, right, We're gonna
- 4:29Speaker 1: worry about that.
- 4:29Speaker 3: I think it's March third. It's it's Tuesday of this week.
- 4:34Speaker 2: Oh it is dead.
- 4:35Speaker 3: Yeah, mine is dead too?
- 4:36Speaker 2: Dead is crazy?
- 4:38Speaker 1: Whatever? Time?
- 4:38Speaker 2: This is three oh three?
- 4:40Speaker 3: Is it three oh three?
- 4:41Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 4:42Speaker 3: Not bad, Okay, it's three it's three oh three pm
- 4:45Speaker 3: and we're live from h Q three. Just talking, just
- 4:48Speaker 3: talking shop talking lyft talking.
- 4:50Speaker 2: Obout body talking, male body positivity. Yeah, exactly, nothing wrong
- 4:54Speaker 2: with it. Nothing wrong with this, nothing wrong with vanity
- 4:57Speaker 2: lifting either. That's the only way you can be. You
- 5:01Speaker 2: got to put forty fives on each side of that thing,
- 5:03Speaker 2: no matter what.
- 5:04Speaker 1: No, you're not going to do it five.
- 5:07Speaker 3: I'll just do one set of one if I have to.
- 5:09Speaker 1: I got a good lift for you, though, but you're
- 5:11Speaker 1: gonna have to work up to it.
- 5:13Speaker 3: I'm not let me like this is. I'll give you
- 5:15Speaker 3: the breakdown of my gym, my gym schedule, because this
- 5:17Speaker 3: is the most consistent I've been in years. Great, I
- 5:21Speaker 3: just go and I just do whatever, Like I'll do
- 5:25Speaker 3: what I told I was telling Nate about it downstairs, says,
- 5:27Speaker 3: the gym's always crowded, so it's like you can't even
- 5:28Speaker 3: have a plan when you're going in. You just go
- 5:31Speaker 3: based on whatever people aren't using. You're like, okay, I
- 5:33Speaker 3: guess I'm doing that today. Today was the first day
- 5:37Speaker 3: I've had like an actual, like full on Okay, I'm
- 5:40Speaker 3: gonna do like back in biceps and of course deadlifting,
- 5:44Speaker 3: which plays into both of those, and uh yeah productive.
- 5:48Speaker 3: But I go in and I really just you know,
- 5:51Speaker 3: hit a couple lifts, get some cardio going, and I'm out.
- 5:54Speaker 1: I love it. I have no problem with that.
- 5:57Speaker 2: What's the workout that you want to put them on?
- 5:59Speaker 1: So I usually try to do a descending ladder of
- 6:04Speaker 1: alternating if you're hex bar deadlifts, where I do jumping
- 6:09Speaker 1: deadlifts and sort of I guess static deadlifts, so I'll do.
- 6:14Speaker 3: You're in the hex bar, you go one, there's my
- 6:18Speaker 3: knees back they're going backwards.
- 6:20Speaker 4: To five of those and then you just do five
- 6:25Speaker 4: sort of regular, and then you do four jumping four regular,
- 6:29Speaker 4: three jumping three regular two jumping to regular one one.
- 6:32Speaker 3: I don't hate it, I will say, I literally don't
- 6:35Speaker 3: think I could do that with just the bar.
- 6:40Speaker 1: I do you do that? And uh, you try to
- 6:43Speaker 1: do it without putting the bar.
- 6:45Speaker 3: Down, like, never touch.
- 6:47Speaker 1: It, don't take a break, get all the way through.
- 6:50Speaker 1: I like five, all the way down to one, and
- 6:53Speaker 1: do three sets the five the number five, like the
- 6:59Speaker 1: fives are two tough, the jumping dead.
- 7:03Speaker 3: Jumping very hard, very difficult. That's where I'm getting a
- 7:05Speaker 3: little nervous.
- 7:06Speaker 1: But it's how you work on explosive movements. If you're
- 7:11Speaker 1: trying to explode, I'm.
- 7:12Speaker 2: Trying to explode, which you do look explosive.
- 7:15Speaker 1: I need to Sometimes I'm like.
- 7:17Speaker 3: Oh fuck, yeah, no, I need my explode. That's why
- 7:20Speaker 3: I'm in the gym at all, is to get my
- 7:21Speaker 3: explosive energy up.
- 7:22Speaker 1: I have to sprint up this staircase right now.
- 7:25Speaker 2: Yeah, you haven't felt explosive. Honestly, I haven't felt explosive.
- 7:30Speaker 2: You haven't seemed it.
- 7:31Speaker 3: No, no, not right now. I'm the opposite. That's the
- 7:34Speaker 3: thing is, like I don't really under like the gym
- 7:35Speaker 3: is good, but like, like if I'm going to the gym, Like,
- 7:39Speaker 3: what is the reason.
- 7:40Speaker 2: That anyone goes to the gym exploding?
- 7:41Speaker 3: To explode and to hopefully be able to defend yourself
- 7:45Speaker 3: when you need to?
- 7:45Speaker 1: Which is why I never understood that famous pre workout,
- 7:48Speaker 1: the no explode.
- 7:50Speaker 3: No explode? Yeah, what were we talking about?
- 7:52Speaker 1: I'm not going to have that. Yeah, very obvious.
- 7:54Speaker 3: I'm trying to blow up right now.
- 7:56Speaker 2: Yes, explode.
- 7:58Speaker 3: But if I were to go, like if I were
- 8:01Speaker 3: to get jacked and then I were going to say,
- 8:03Speaker 3: you go to the gym like five six days a
- 8:05Speaker 3: week and then you get in a physical altercation, I'm
- 8:08Speaker 3: gonna be sore as hell. My my muscles are going
- 8:12Speaker 3: to be jello.
- 8:13Speaker 2: I've been scared of that before. Isn't that a major
- 8:15Speaker 2: concern that, like, I E.
- 8:17Speaker 5: If I can attack, please don't come at me. I'm
- 8:20Speaker 5: filled with exactly exactly that. Like right now, I am
- 8:26Speaker 5: the least explosive anyone could be. I'm having a hard
- 8:29Speaker 5: time staying awake right now because I went to the gym,
- 8:32Speaker 5: So how am I supposed to defend myself in an altercation?
- 8:35Speaker 2: Sometimes it'd be hard to even escape. Yes, Like if
- 8:38Speaker 2: it's like, oh, somebody came in fucking shooting, Yeah, exactly.
- 8:43Speaker 3: Yeah, waddling down the street.
- 8:47Speaker 1: I got a weird feeling Somewhere down the line you're
- 8:49Speaker 1: going to get into jiu jitsu or something.
- 8:51Speaker 3: No.
- 8:52Speaker 1: I think that you're going to get to a point
- 8:54Speaker 1: where you're like, whoa, I'm dying. No, No, I need
- 8:58Speaker 1: to do something sas grace. I need to do something
- 9:01Speaker 1: cultish to to really turn things around. Roll and you're
- 9:04Speaker 1: gonna roll on. You're going to dedicate yourself to it.
- 9:09Speaker 3: I don't have that.
- 9:09Speaker 1: You're going to have a doctor's appointment in like five
- 9:12Speaker 1: years where they're like, oh my god, no, no, no,
- 9:16Speaker 1: oh my, you're twenty nine.
- 9:19Speaker 2: He's got cobwebs.
- 9:20Speaker 6: There.
- 9:20Speaker 1: You have the inner organs of a now ninety seven year.
- 9:24Speaker 3: Old on Like I'm I mean, I don't I haven't
- 9:27Speaker 3: really spoke about it much, but I'm on like a
- 9:28Speaker 3: health journey like you couldn't even imagine.
- 9:31Speaker 2: I couldn't imagine.
- 9:32Speaker 3: Vaping again, eating a lot of salads.
- 9:37Speaker 1: You know that they say about quitting vaping, it's how
- 9:40Speaker 1: many times you do it? Yeah, not for how long.
- 9:43Speaker 3: Exactly that matters exactly back on the pouches, feeling good.
- 9:47Speaker 3: You look good, unhealthy.
- 9:49Speaker 1: You look a lot better than I do. I look like, hell.
- 9:52Speaker 2: No, I look like if you have a light shat
- 9:55Speaker 2: because you are three o'clock shadow. Why what do you
- 9:57Speaker 2: what are you saying? You look like healthy?
- 9:58Speaker 1: Have? I just I'm not, And I've just been under
- 10:01Speaker 1: an enormous amount of pressure, enormous amount of stress.
- 10:05Speaker 3: You know it helps with that vaping.
- 10:10Speaker 1: I like that.
- 10:11Speaker 2: No, that will give you the craziest anxiety after they've
- 10:14Speaker 2: done vaping.
- 10:15Speaker 1: I tried to start vaping again.
- 10:16Speaker 3: It would be so funny if Francis got into vaping.
- 10:19Speaker 3: I'd love it, like the most off brand thing imaginable.
- 10:22Speaker 3: Just ye, sucking on a geek bar.
- 10:24Speaker 1: Yeah, like a.
- 10:25Speaker 2: Fat one, a really thick one.
- 10:28Speaker 1: I'm one of those people where and I've met a
- 10:30Speaker 1: couple other people like this, both vaping and cigarettes. I
- 10:34Speaker 1: could never even get through one hit or two. Yeah,
- 10:40Speaker 1: well that's the thing. Felt like I was being punched
- 10:43Speaker 1: in the lung. Yeah, and just coughing hard immediately. I
- 10:47Speaker 1: never got that like smooth breakthrough that everyone. But he
- 10:51Speaker 1: doesn't make you cough, not at all.
- 10:52Speaker 2: That's crazy.
- 10:53Speaker 1: I mean, if I take a gigantic fucking.
- 10:55Speaker 2: Right, like a ginormous dinosaur hit.
- 10:57Speaker 1: If I'm going bongs away, yeah yeah here, you know,
- 11:00Speaker 1: yeah yeah, really ripping it. Nicky Glazer's over, he's coming
- 11:04Speaker 1: over going, Yeah, you're gonna cough. I'm gonna cough.
- 11:07Speaker 3: That's gonna be expect.
- 11:08Speaker 1: I want to impress it on her to know.
- 11:12Speaker 2: But cigarettes, what about when you're drunk though? No, never,
- 11:15Speaker 2: and you never got a little bit like dizzy from it.
- 11:18Speaker 3: I never cigarettes.
- 11:20Speaker 1: I've had that sort of nicotine sort of effect of
- 11:26Speaker 1: lighting the fuse even more for for drinking. But it
- 11:29Speaker 1: was only ever from you know, Lucy's are like, uh whatever,
- 11:35Speaker 1: other other nicotine products, not cigarettes. I couldn't cigarettes. I
- 11:41Speaker 1: never really got into and I did, but it was
- 11:43Speaker 1: the same feeling from cigarettes as vaporing.
- 11:47Speaker 3: Yeah, but when you when you smoke a cigarette, even
- 11:51Speaker 3: if you're even if you brush your teeth, you wake
- 11:53Speaker 3: up the next day and you're like, I smoked a
- 11:54Speaker 3: cigarette last night and I can still taste it.
- 11:57Speaker 2: Yeah, you're like skin on your your filed from the selms.
- 12:01Speaker 1: But that's what that's what cigars are like too. And weirdly,
- 12:04Speaker 1: I am quite fond of cigars. Well, that's everyone else.
- 12:06Speaker 2: I feel like the last couple of times I brought
- 12:09Speaker 2: a cigar in here, I couldn't get a fucking man
- 12:11Speaker 2: to smoke one.
- 12:12Speaker 3: Cigars my cigar, Like when I go fishing, they need
- 12:16Speaker 3: to be on my terms.
- 12:17Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 12:18Speaker 1: I don't like to be surprised by a cigar. I
- 12:21Speaker 1: don't like to be mouthfucked unconsensually with a cigar.
- 12:26Speaker 3: Especially. Yeah, I mean, like I like smoking a cigar
- 12:30Speaker 3: while we're recording, but I don't. It's not my preferred
- 12:33Speaker 3: way of recording.
- 12:35Speaker 1: Do you know why I was a little tardy today?
- 12:38Speaker 3: Yeah, didn't you have an appointment or some shit?
- 12:40Speaker 2: No, No, he did, I had an appointment. He was
- 12:43Speaker 2: hardy for a different reason.
- 12:44Speaker 1: I was tardy because my cleaning lady arrived and I
- 12:47Speaker 1: was about to go out the door, and she started
- 12:48Speaker 1: admiring my coffee machine. Oh yeah, well, and I said,
- 12:52Speaker 1: do you drink coffee? Yes? And I said do you
- 12:56Speaker 1: drink espresso drinks?
- 12:57Speaker 2: She's probably from where the beans are, yes.
- 13:00Speaker 3: She's from Poland coffee.
- 13:03Speaker 1: I don't think they have beans, They just like have
- 13:06Speaker 1: ancient crowns and ammunition tins from the Soviet era.
- 13:09Speaker 2: Potatoes, Yeah, they just they just make coffee out of
- 13:14Speaker 2: like the ashes of dead relatives. You want sausage coffee.
- 13:20Speaker 3: So you you made her a cup.
- 13:22Speaker 1: I made her a coffee.
- 13:23Speaker 3: Did you like it?
- 13:25Speaker 1: She couldn't, it was, she said. And I know she's
- 13:28Speaker 1: telling the truth because I don't think she can. I
- 13:29Speaker 1: don't think from Poland you can. They never learned it.
- 13:33Speaker 2: Yeah, they're too dumb a lot.
- 13:35Speaker 1: They never learned it. They that was against They would
- 13:37Speaker 1: get shot the firing squad. Of course if you lie. Yeah.
- 13:41Speaker 2: Uh.
- 13:41Speaker 1: And she said, this is the best coffee I've ever had.
- 13:45Speaker 3: Really, Yeah, I believe it.
- 13:48Speaker 1: She said. Normally I just drink from Starbucks. But even
- 13:51Speaker 1: then it's not uh, it's not good.
- 13:55Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 13:56Speaker 1: And then I said, because I made her a proper latte. Yeah,
- 14:01Speaker 1: but I didn't tell her that I made it with
- 14:03Speaker 1: pistachio milk, which was the only milk I had left.
- 14:06Speaker 1: I'm not even kidding.
- 14:07Speaker 2: You can't even offer that to a Polish woman.
- 14:09Speaker 1: I'm experimenting with. I kept the label away from her.
- 14:13Speaker 1: I told her it wasn't I told her it wasn't
- 14:14Speaker 1: dairy milk. But I was like, it's it's oat milk.
- 14:18Speaker 1: It wasn't it was pistachio and it's almost brown. It
- 14:22Speaker 1: looks like ceiling pistaschio. Milk is insane, tough to steem,
- 14:27Speaker 1: tough to texture. My latte art was not good.
- 14:30Speaker 2: Why pistachio milk?
- 14:32Speaker 1: I'm just trying all different types of milk to find
- 14:34Speaker 1: the one that I think is really good. It's what
- 14:36Speaker 1: do you It wouldn't give us your top three right easy?
- 14:38Speaker 1: I don't drink dairy milk, which is tough because whole
- 14:41Speaker 1: milk is the easiest milk to texture.
- 14:43Speaker 2: And the best.
- 14:44Speaker 1: Yeah I wish I did.
- 14:46Speaker 2: It's the best tasting with a latte, I think, yeah, yeah,
- 14:50Speaker 2: But why are you anti dairy milk?
- 14:52Speaker 1: I've just I've been when I was a child, I
- 14:53Speaker 1: was quite lactose sometimes.
- 14:55Speaker 3: Okay, what about like raw milk?
- 14:58Speaker 1: What's that raw?
- 15:01Speaker 2: Are you saying it like the sun? God? Raw?
- 15:03Speaker 1: Are you saying it like the revolutionary force in Ireland?
- 15:07Speaker 3: And you start making your lattes with raw milk? Hilarious milk?
- 15:14Speaker 1: Raw?
- 15:15Speaker 3: What am I am? I not not pronouncing it?
- 15:17Speaker 2: You're leaving the w out raw?
- 15:19Speaker 1: Yes?
- 15:20Speaker 2: Said raw? Like up the raw raw? I'm on raw,
- 15:24Speaker 2: the same brown sam brown. I'm unawas same brown. Yeah,
- 15:29Speaker 2: you're saying raw the same as raw.
- 15:31Speaker 3: That's how it's pronounced ra ra ra. No, that's raw.
- 15:37Speaker 1: That's how you would say it. This is raw, you'd
- 15:40Speaker 1: say row.
- 15:41Speaker 3: That's how it is pronounced.
- 15:43Speaker 2: You guys, can you differentiate r A and r a W.
- 15:46Speaker 2: You guys are saying rat. Just say both of them
- 15:47Speaker 2: like ra. Say both of them. It's actually rare. Say
- 15:50Speaker 2: both of them next to each other. R A and
- 15:52Speaker 2: r a w raw raw you're saying like a long a.
- 15:58Speaker 3: I feel bad for you guys. It's all right. I
- 16:01Speaker 3: thought we can move on the move past it.
- 16:02Speaker 1: Yeah he should.
- 16:03Speaker 2: He should try rab milk anyways, unpasteurized.
- 16:07Speaker 1: Yeah cool. I bet that's great.
- 16:10Speaker 2: Can't be it cannot be disgusting.
- 16:12Speaker 1: Oh really doesn't taste good.
- 16:15Speaker 3: Never had it.
- 16:15Speaker 2: It's like drinking a guinness off the tas. Yeah, it's
- 16:18Speaker 2: it's thick. You can't do that.
- 16:20Speaker 3: It's like paint.
- 16:21Speaker 2: Did you try goat? No oat?
- 16:24Speaker 1: I've had oat is what I really do.
- 16:27Speaker 2: Rely on the most almond.
- 16:29Speaker 1: Almond. I can't almonds impossible to texture because it's like
- 16:32Speaker 1: water so thin. Yeah yeah, so watery. And you're well
- 16:37Speaker 1: I got that because they had a Barista addition, and
- 16:41Speaker 1: so anything that has a Barista addition, I want to try.
- 16:44Speaker 3: What Rick stuff?
- 16:48Speaker 1: It's milk specifically made for texturing. What do you mean? What?
- 16:51Speaker 1: What kind of question is that? It's in the time
- 16:55Speaker 1: barrista the Barista edition.
- 16:57Speaker 2: Yeah, somebody that makes coffee Barista.
- 17:00Speaker 3: We had a when I was in Reddle school, we
- 17:02Speaker 3: had like a fundraiser for diabetes, like a food drive
- 17:05Speaker 3: or some ship, which is weird because I'm pretty su
- 17:07Speaker 3: they already found the cure for that.
- 17:08Speaker 7: But the.
- 17:12Speaker 2: It was just a diabetics putting.
- 17:14Speaker 3: I don't know what we were fundraising for, but the
- 17:20Speaker 3: principal came over and did the announcements and he kept
- 17:23Speaker 3: on calling it diabetics. Have you guys ever heard people
- 17:27Speaker 3: say that? Yes, it's crazy, it's just not He was
- 17:29Speaker 3: like Pittsburgh, He's like, we're doing a fundraiser for diabetes,
- 17:33Speaker 3: and everyone was like, what the fuck is diabetis?
- 17:38Speaker 1: I do remember that's what happens when Jerome Bettis retired
- 17:41Speaker 1: and lost a ton away.
- 17:42Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, damn, I got it. Well, you really got
- 17:49Speaker 2: to get over for a cup of that coffee.
- 17:50Speaker 1: I do.
- 17:51Speaker 2: Are there other nuts that have been made into milk?
- 17:54Speaker 2: Probably Acadia milk. Then they call it milka damia. I
- 17:57Speaker 2: think that's going to be quite good.
- 17:59Speaker 3: You should start getting into like, have you ever seen
- 18:00Speaker 3: people make their own almond milk.
- 18:02Speaker 1: No, that's a bridge too far.
- 18:04Speaker 2: Not for you.
- 18:05Speaker 3: You could probably make it a little thicker if you
- 18:06Speaker 3: wanted to.
- 18:07Speaker 1: That's a bridge too far. Cashiw milk is supposed to
- 18:11Speaker 1: be good, is it? Yeah?
- 18:13Speaker 2: I think I heard there's only like six almonds in
- 18:15Speaker 2: a half gallon of almond milk. There's like a shocking
- 18:19Speaker 2: level amount. Maybe it's not exactly six mac Maybe we
- 18:22Speaker 2: could check that how many almonds are in that almond milk.
- 18:24Speaker 1: I thought it was the other way around. I thought
- 18:26Speaker 1: it was like a billion almonds yield one cup of
- 18:29Speaker 1: almond milk.
- 18:30Speaker 2: I think it's the other way. I think it's like
- 18:31Speaker 2: there's no, there's like not that many almonds. Four almonds
- 18:37Speaker 2: and what container? Which container? In an eight ounce glass?
- 18:41Speaker 3: Oh god? So it's just not almond milk.
- 18:43Speaker 2: Else it's water.
- 18:44Speaker 3: Yeah, there's got it.
- 18:45Speaker 2: That's not even that's white water.
- 18:46Speaker 1: What else is in there?
- 18:48Speaker 3: It's just water, water.
- 18:50Speaker 2: Water, white coloring.
- 18:51Speaker 3: You can so it's got to just be water and almonds.
- 18:56Speaker 3: That's disgusting.
- 18:59Speaker 2: You could thinking that if you just put it's just it's.
- 19:02Speaker 3: Just it's fucking disgusting. I'm never drinking that shit again.
- 19:06Speaker 2: Well, what do you think the rest of it?
- 19:08Speaker 6: Is?
- 19:09Speaker 3: Fucking powdered milk.
- 19:10Speaker 2: But what I'm saying, what do you think that Macadamian
- 19:12Speaker 2: milk is Macadamians and almonds macadamia? Yeah, I think that
- 19:17Speaker 2: you could probably make a nice thick one or like
- 19:19Speaker 2: almond ice cream, almond heavy cream, because.
- 19:23Speaker 3: That's probably what is They're probably not they're probably only
- 19:25Speaker 3: using four almonds to save money because almonds obviously they're
- 19:27Speaker 3: in saying expensive right now with AI and everything. But
- 19:30Speaker 3: so if they you could probably make your own and
- 19:32Speaker 3: use like seven hundred almonds, then you get some thick
- 19:35Speaker 3: almond milk.
- 19:35Speaker 1: Yeah, that's good.
- 19:36Speaker 2: There's a paste, a nice paste. It looked like cottage cheese. Yeah,
- 19:43Speaker 2: it looks like a fucking sour dough starter. Well, you
- 19:46Speaker 2: guys know, you guys know what day it is? Gift Day.
- 19:50Speaker 1: It's Present Tuesday. Yeah, wow, Yeah, we always do presents
- 19:54Speaker 1: on Tuesdays fast, it's tradition on the podcast in Tuesdays. Yes,
- 20:01Speaker 1: And I actually have a two part gift, right, and
- 20:04Speaker 1: I'm going to give one part to you and one
- 20:06Speaker 1: part to you. But the gift doesn't work unless you two.
- 20:10Speaker 2: It's like a whore crux share with put your two things.
- 20:15Speaker 1: So, uh, why don't you guys, just if you wouldn't
- 20:17Speaker 1: mind close You're right? No, put out your hands, Harry. No,
- 20:23Speaker 1: I'm gonna need you to put out your hands and
- 20:25Speaker 1: close your eyes.
- 20:27Speaker 3: How am I supposed to close them without my hands?
- 20:30Speaker 2: He's right, This is a fallacy.
- 20:31Speaker 1: You can't close your eyes and hold out your hands.
- 20:35Speaker 3: All right, here you go, ready, I don't like having
- 20:38Speaker 3: my eyes closed.
- 20:39Speaker 1: That's for you, and that's for you. Can I you
- 20:44Speaker 1: can open your eyes?
- 20:46Speaker 3: Oh hell yeah? Whoa yeah?
- 20:49Speaker 1: So this is it Kevin Stevens bobblehead that did not
- 20:56Speaker 1: make it here in one piece.
- 20:59Speaker 3: So I don't want Stevens. Is this is this my Stephens?
- 21:03Speaker 1: You're Stevens. You see my Stevens knocked his head off.
- 21:06Speaker 3: That's crazy.
- 21:08Speaker 2: Look at the schnabs on this Stevens.
- 21:09Speaker 1: Let me, I feel really bad. This guy had one
- 21:12Speaker 1: of these and he sent it to me. And just
- 21:14Speaker 1: like Ryan broke and transit did it?
- 21:17Speaker 2: It wasn't your It wasn't your fault, right?
- 21:19Speaker 3: No?
- 21:19Speaker 1: I opened the box and it was like, who sent
- 21:21Speaker 1: it to you?
- 21:22Speaker 3: Kevin Stevens.
- 21:24Speaker 1: No, no, dude, For what it's worth. When I was
- 21:27Speaker 1: in Pittsburgh, I went to six different stores looking for
- 21:31Speaker 1: Kevin Stevens jersey for you. Yeah, and nobody had one.
- 21:35Speaker 2: Gotta get that off fanatics, They're like, crumpled up.
- 21:40Speaker 1: All we got is uh Lemieux Crosby, I can't do it,
- 21:45Speaker 1: Yager accent yogurt and uh if Jenny Malkin, Malcolm.
- 21:52Speaker 2: Mark and Fleur is this. Yeah, that's so nice. That's
- 21:57Speaker 2: such a good gift.
- 21:58Speaker 3: I had some fucking This is almost like a war
- 22:01Speaker 3: crime of some sort.
- 22:02Speaker 1: We'll put it. I don't know what to do it.
- 22:04Speaker 1: Maybe we can superglue it. Maybe we can glue it.
- 22:07Speaker 2: You know, who will know what to do with Frank
- 22:09Speaker 2: the tank.
- 22:10Speaker 3: He's probably he's probably got a repair guy.
- 22:11Speaker 2: He's probably bit the top off. He probably has access
- 22:15Speaker 2: to the guy from Toy Story too. Then fix his woody.
- 22:19Speaker 1: I really I'm sad about it. I was excited for
- 22:21Speaker 1: you to have this. Those are hard to find.
- 22:24Speaker 2: I would think, let's put it on the account, let's
- 22:26Speaker 2: put on the table.
- 22:26Speaker 1: Yeah, put it on the table. I'm trying to balance
- 22:28Speaker 1: it properly.
- 22:29Speaker 2: You should be able to if you have any function,
- 22:33Speaker 2: you should be able to balance that. If you've ever
- 22:36Speaker 2: done tai chi, you should be able to balance that.
- 22:38Speaker 2: What a great gift.
- 22:40Speaker 1: It was a great gift, but still.
- 22:42Speaker 2: Is it's better this way? We wouldn't we wouldn't be
- 22:44Speaker 2: able to go.
- 22:45Speaker 1: Well done, Harry.
- 22:46Speaker 3: It should be a pretty easy fix. I mean it
- 22:48Speaker 3: already is fixed.
- 22:50Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll never do anything more.
- 22:51Speaker 2: Now, if you have guests and they knock it over.
- 22:54Speaker 1: We'll blame that feel. Oh that's a tough one to find. Yeah.
- 22:57Speaker 3: Good, Well, if you want to replace the Kevin's Stephen's bobblehead, the.
- 23:01Speaker 2: Argust one of one bibblehead. Did you guys see that?
- 23:07Speaker 3: It's hilarious.
- 23:08Speaker 2: The guys from Spitting Chicklets were taking some shots back
- 23:11Speaker 2: at you, Sas.
- 23:12Speaker 3: I did not know.
- 23:13Speaker 2: I think they were. They basically have you on pigeon status?
- 23:17Speaker 3: What were they saying?
- 23:18Speaker 1: We were on son of a boy dad. Great guys.
- 23:20Speaker 7: SaaS turns out to be the biggest scumbag of anyone, because.
- 23:24Speaker 2: He said he loved you. He said he said he
- 23:26Speaker 2: was a big Whitney.
- 23:27Speaker 7: Yeah, but I love Sas too, But in the in
- 23:29Speaker 7: the sense of the argument or the discussion, Sas said
- 23:33Speaker 7: he will never let anyone caught him. So if you're
- 23:37Speaker 7: if you're somebody like me that I'm gonna miss my flight. No,
- 23:40Speaker 7: granted I ended up in the delta lounge. That was
- 23:42Speaker 7: the tough part of the story.
- 23:43Speaker 6: He's like, No, all I could think of was him
- 23:46Speaker 6: telling your dad wit that he can't go by in
- 23:50Speaker 6: what would ensue after the fact would be life altering
- 23:54Speaker 6: for SaaS.
- 23:55Speaker 7: Dan Whitney, Uh, twenty five years ago, he's probably like
- 23:58Speaker 7: headlocking the kid in the middle of the airport and
- 24:01Speaker 7: like they're rolling around like wrestling Pinky's up. But nowadays
- 24:05Speaker 7: my dad would say, hey, you know what, I understand
- 24:08Speaker 7: and we get it, and with old age comes peace
- 24:11Speaker 7: of mind and maybe realizing that this little gamer slash
- 24:14Speaker 7: comedian slash.
- 24:17Speaker 3: How else would you just shit stir?
- 24:19Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, non first class flyer, that you're a pigeon.
- 24:23Speaker 2: That's crazy, but you're a shitster, and that you were
- 24:26Speaker 2: the main one going at Whitney, and that he loved
- 24:29Speaker 2: that he loves us of us.
- 24:30Speaker 3: Well, I wasn't going at Whitney, he wanted his head on.
- 24:33Speaker 3: That wasn't a personal attack when he's agreeing with what
- 24:36Speaker 3: he did at the airport.
- 24:37Speaker 2: He said he was a scumbag.
- 24:38Speaker 3: But I also said before multiple times I was like,
- 24:40Speaker 3: and you know, I have nothing but respect for Whitney.
- 24:44Speaker 1: When you were like, that's crazy because I respect him,
- 24:48Speaker 1: but exactly, which almost makes it seem to me it's worse.
- 24:52Speaker 2: It's like when people will always be like, hey, I
- 24:54Speaker 2: like the guy, I'm a fan of his before they
- 24:56Speaker 2: absolutely sure him. That happens on a lot of podcasts here.
- 24:59Speaker 1: I can consider him to be a good person.
- 25:01Speaker 2: Yes, I consider I'm a good friend. Yeah, when people
- 25:04Speaker 2: say that, so.
- 25:04Speaker 1: For him to have done that is so out of character,
- 25:07Speaker 1: I would consider I would consider Whitney to be a friend.
- 25:10Speaker 2: And then he said that if this had happened twenty
- 25:11Speaker 2: years ago, his dad would have put you in a headlock.
- 25:14Speaker 2: In the line, Really, his dad would have put you
- 25:18Speaker 2: in a headlock twenty years ago.
- 25:19Speaker 3: Why would he be putting me in a headlock.
- 25:21Speaker 2: Because if you said no, you can't pass, he would
- 25:24Speaker 2: have put you in a headlock.
- 25:25Speaker 3: Yeah, and then we would have gone to court and
- 25:27Speaker 3: I would have sued him and won. I can't put
- 25:31Speaker 3: someone in a headlock.
- 25:32Speaker 2: For twenty years ago. Twenty years ago, you could that's
- 25:35Speaker 2: what happened to this fucking country that.
- 25:37Speaker 3: Was post nine eleven, twenty years I know that's what
- 25:39Speaker 3: I'm saying.
- 25:40Speaker 2: Right after nine in the security you could be like,
- 25:42Speaker 2: he's a terrorist. He's wearing a turban.
- 25:48Speaker 3: I I will say, while we're on the topic of terrorism,
- 25:55Speaker 3: with the the war obviously going on, Yes, of course,
- 25:59Speaker 3: obviously I don't like I'm not like a paranoid person typically,
- 26:03Speaker 3: but like I'm on the subway these last couple of days.
- 26:06Speaker 3: My eyes are bouncing. I'm looking at everybody like giving
- 26:11Speaker 3: them a full ocular like does he have an explosive
- 26:14Speaker 3: attached to his chest? Right now?
- 26:15Speaker 1: Since when do you go on the subway?
- 26:17Speaker 2: I take it here and back every day, the one train. Yeah,
- 26:24Speaker 2: to what stop?
- 26:24Speaker 3: Don't worry about.
- 26:25Speaker 1: It, Christopher Street. Now you go to Houston, don't worry
- 26:29Speaker 1: about where I'm going. You're going to Christopher, don't worry
- 26:31Speaker 1: about where I'm going. Obviously we know you're going to.
- 26:33Speaker 3: I don't need the sleeper sales finding my info.
- 26:35Speaker 1: Well, Christopher is a lot closer to you than Houston.
- 26:39Speaker 3: Oh, I like to walk.
- 26:41Speaker 1: You also take an uber every time I ever walk
- 26:44Speaker 1: out of the office with you.
- 26:46Speaker 3: Maybe I'm going somewhere else.
- 26:48Speaker 2: Oh in I bounce, Yeah, you always do, but I
- 26:52Speaker 2: do take the train. Have you detected any bogies out there?
- 26:55Speaker 2: Any potential couple false flags?
- 27:00Speaker 1: I started watching Neighbors. Oh yeah, you guys were right.
- 27:04Speaker 1: So funny the way that such different groups of people
- 27:08Speaker 1: in such different parts of the country throw the word
- 27:12Speaker 1: liberal around as the worst insult that you can call someone.
- 27:17Speaker 1: He's a liberal, Yeah, he's fucking pussy liberal. Yeah, that's
- 27:22Speaker 1: liberal behavior. It's son has nothing to do.
- 27:26Speaker 2: And then how the people always wind up having like
- 27:28Speaker 2: very similar interests and that's just like they would be
- 27:32Speaker 2: best of Oh yeah, and like.
- 27:33Speaker 3: Well there's a lot of them in that are they
- 27:35Speaker 3: were good friends? Have you have? Did you watch every episode?
- 27:38Speaker 3: Just the first just one? Well there's only three? What yeah?
- 27:44Speaker 1: Will there be more?
- 27:45Speaker 3: Yeah, it's it just came out. It's coming out now,
- 27:47Speaker 3: like it's just it's just starting.
- 27:49Speaker 1: Oh good, what fun.
- 27:50Speaker 3: But the I think the third episode is my favorite
- 27:53Speaker 3: so far. I was screwing, screaming, laughing.
- 27:58Speaker 2: I thought that there was a fire arm going off
- 28:00Speaker 2: in Manhattan. Yeah, it was fucking SaaS So I was laughing,
- 28:03Speaker 2: so Bean she was out. Have you guys ever had
- 28:08Speaker 2: any type of beef with your neighbors? I know you
- 28:10Speaker 2: said your neighbor always what you fall asleep on her
- 28:12Speaker 2: door or something?
- 28:13Speaker 3: Yeah, well ship like that.
- 28:14Speaker 1: Oh that was a great that was one of my
- 28:16Speaker 1: favorite moments. Well, it's happened like five times. Can you
- 28:20Speaker 1: just give us a quick recap.
- 28:22Speaker 3: One of my neighbors will occasionally just like pass out
- 28:25Speaker 3: right in front of my door, and then I gotta go,
- 28:29Speaker 3: like wake up. I gotta go like knock on the
- 28:31Speaker 3: super's door, and I think my neighbor's dead. It's happened
- 28:38Speaker 3: like multiple times.
- 28:41Speaker 2: That's so funny. And they're standing or they're laying laying,
- 28:44Speaker 2: they'll have a nice lay.
- 28:46Speaker 3: But it hasn't happened in a while, thankfully. And then
- 28:48Speaker 3: I get like, every time I hear something by the door,
- 28:51Speaker 3: I'm like fuck, because last time it happened.
- 28:59Speaker 1: He was like, PM, how is it possible that she
- 29:03Speaker 1: gets all the way to her door?
- 29:05Speaker 3: That's what Nate was asking.
- 29:06Speaker 1: And says, I can't go another step. I don't be tired.
- 29:10Speaker 3: I think it's like the keys. Maybe you go for
- 29:12Speaker 3: the keys.
- 29:13Speaker 1: And but that's like a fucking Manchurian candidate trigger.
- 29:18Speaker 3: No, I've never once gotten to the door and then
- 29:20Speaker 3: not gotten in.
- 29:21Speaker 2: I think it's the same reason that a lot of
- 29:23Speaker 2: people will only shit themselves as they go through their
- 29:26Speaker 2: own foot door, because your body starts to relax when
- 29:29Speaker 2: you know that you're close to home. And so it's
- 29:32Speaker 2: just like.
- 29:33Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe in her maybe like like for me, the
- 29:35Speaker 3: end goal is obviously getting into my apartment, but maybe
- 29:38Speaker 3: for her it's just getting into the building safety.
- 29:40Speaker 2: Yeah, getting to safety.
- 29:42Speaker 1: The stairs are hard, the door is easy. She's done
- 29:46Speaker 1: the difficult part. Yeah, that's kind.
- 29:49Speaker 3: You never hear her coming up in stairs either. You'd
- 29:52Speaker 3: think you would hear, like shit falling over.
- 29:55Speaker 2: She slithers up those bitches.
- 29:57Speaker 1: Yeah, she's navigated the Congo ice fall. She's made it
- 30:02Speaker 1: past Camp three. Yeah, she's made it up the Hillary step.
- 30:07Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 30:07Speaker 1: And she's twenty feet from the fucking summit.
- 30:10Speaker 2: And she says, I don't want to see the summit.
- 30:12Speaker 2: I don't want to make the top of the world.
- 30:13Speaker 3: I mean, it's happened, it's happened during the day. It's
- 30:16Speaker 3: happened on Sundays, It's happened. It's happened at three in
- 30:19Speaker 3: the morning. The three in the morning one was the
- 30:22Speaker 3: worst one. Why because I didn't have anything that it
- 30:25Speaker 3: was just like it was like you had to leave her?
- 30:27Speaker 1: Haos, Why didn't you just let her sleep there? I did?
- 30:31Speaker 1: So why was that bad for you?
- 30:33Speaker 3: It's kind of hard to go to bed knowing that
- 30:35Speaker 3: there's someone asleep directly outside your door and you're like,
- 30:38Speaker 3: hopefully they're alive. I'm not really quite sure.
- 30:41Speaker 2: Yeah, because you might have to wake up in an
- 30:43Speaker 2: hour and a half when come exactly the black body fire.
- 30:47Speaker 3: Department Prize opened my door.
- 30:49Speaker 1: Dude, this girl. I think this girl has a disease.
- 30:54Speaker 3: I don't know.
- 30:55Speaker 2: Yeah, it's called addiction narcollaps. Yeah, she has to be
- 30:58Speaker 2: an opiate addict.
- 31:00Speaker 3: No, I don't think, because there's never any weird behavior
- 31:03Speaker 3: for like months at a time, and then it's just
- 31:06Speaker 3: one boom. Maybe she gave it up.
- 31:09Speaker 1: When one time I used to live in just like
- 31:13Speaker 1: a four story walk up but Mott Street No in
- 31:18Speaker 1: Brooklyn Heights, and I was on the second floor, but
- 31:23Speaker 1: each each each floor was its own apartment. So one
- 31:29Speaker 1: night this guy who lived the floor above me came home,
- 31:34Speaker 1: was super super drunk, and it was like one in
- 31:37Speaker 1: the morning on a Wednesday or some shit, and he
- 31:40Speaker 1: starts ringing my doorbell. Bus Yeah, because it's because it's
- 31:44Speaker 1: one thirty in the morning. I'm dead asleep.
- 31:46Speaker 2: Did he think it was his apartment?
- 31:48Speaker 1: No, he just like left his keys and needed me
- 31:51Speaker 1: to let him in. And I went down and let
- 31:55Speaker 1: him in. What did I do? I mean, yeah, because
- 31:59Speaker 1: I didn't have a buzz, I didn't have the ability
- 32:01Speaker 1: to unlock the door. So I got up out of bed,
- 32:03Speaker 1: put clothes on, went down let him in, and I
- 32:07Speaker 1: was like, what's going on?
- 32:08Speaker 2: Man?
- 32:08Speaker 1: He's like my keys, I don't know, and you never
- 32:11Speaker 1: apologized and then I didn't remember. He was so drunk
- 32:14Speaker 1: that he didn't remember it happened.
- 32:16Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 32:17Speaker 1: So it's like one of those things where I was like,
- 32:18Speaker 1: do I bring this up to this guy and be like, dude,
- 32:22Speaker 1: by the way, you really put me out the other night. Yeah, like,
- 32:25Speaker 1: please don't do that.
- 32:26Speaker 2: Hit him with that passive aggression. Hey, Mark, you had
- 32:29Speaker 2: a fun night the other night. Make him feel bad
- 32:32Speaker 2: about it. Yeah, give him that old Catholic guilt.
- 32:34Speaker 1: Yeah, if I did that to a neighbor. If I
- 32:37Speaker 1: woke a neighbor up at one party in the morning
- 32:39Speaker 1: because I didn't have my keys and I was super drunk,
- 32:41Speaker 1: I would buy them out for a four hundred dollars
- 32:45Speaker 1: bottle of one.
- 32:45Speaker 3: Yeah, I would just move out like that week.
- 32:48Speaker 1: Yeah, get out of here.
- 32:50Speaker 2: Yeah, you've disgraced yourself in front of your community, like
- 32:53Speaker 2: people would be shunned in the Aztec time for things
- 32:56Speaker 2: like that. Yeah, we're like killed publicly. Maybe that's so,
- 33:01Speaker 2: that's I guess not bad have you. You don't seem
- 33:04Speaker 2: like the type of guy that would ever have any
- 33:06Speaker 2: type of nasty behavior that would have the your neighbor's
- 33:09Speaker 2: mad at you, other than playing Huey Lewis in the
- 33:11Speaker 2: news too loud while you chain saw girls to death.
- 33:15Speaker 2: But outside of that.
- 33:18Speaker 1: I've said this before, but I love it when people
- 33:21Speaker 1: just like constantly say that I must be a serial
- 33:24Speaker 1: killer because I'm shaven. Yeah, it's like, oh, you don't
- 33:29Speaker 1: think that that guy right there, who you know is unkempt,
- 33:33Speaker 1: doesn't smell good, has horrible hygiene, yeah, and has photos
- 33:37Speaker 1: that like pictures on the wall of a pretty women
- 33:39Speaker 1: that have like fucking crosses through the eyes and darts
- 33:43Speaker 1: sticking out of their breasts. You know, like that guy's
- 33:46Speaker 1: the one killing people. Who knows I'm having dinner with them,
- 33:52Speaker 1: I'm getting to know these women.
- 33:54Speaker 3: It could be a thing where it's like, you know,
- 33:56Speaker 3: maybe those people that are so out there, it's like, well,
- 33:59Speaker 3: they can't be that them.
- 34:00Speaker 1: Yeah, it would be too obvious, too obvious.
- 34:03Speaker 3: Yeah, but nobody puts it on ends up being them.
- 34:06Speaker 2: The comments of any one of Francis's videos have that
- 34:10Speaker 2: undertone that people will try to put serial killer on you.
- 34:12Speaker 1: Yeah, I have too much at stake to start killing people.
- 34:17Speaker 3: Yeah, maybe like ten years ago, but not now. Yeah,
- 34:20Speaker 3: you're not going to kill men.
- 34:21Speaker 2: They're probably saying, next weekend.
- 34:23Speaker 1: The best club in the country, I'm going to kill
- 34:26Speaker 1: a woman for selling out the comedy works downtown. Yeah.
- 34:31Speaker 1: Maybe after.
- 34:32Speaker 2: I think they're saying that you're already celebrating a little bit.
- 34:35Speaker 1: We'll see how this year's Internet Invitational goes. You know,
- 34:39Speaker 1: if I'm losing early, yeah, maybe maybe we'll kill some
- 34:41Speaker 1: women women.
- 34:44Speaker 2: I think that people are saying that you're calculated and
- 34:47Speaker 2: your attention to detail is high enough that they could
- 34:49Speaker 2: see you being able to execute something.
- 34:51Speaker 1: No, exactly. I think I think the key just the
- 34:54Speaker 1: key distinction is that I could get away with it
- 34:57Speaker 1: right exactly.
- 34:59Speaker 2: Yes, that that's what they're saying that It's like, oh
- 35:01Speaker 2: you you thought of every little detail of something, And
- 35:04Speaker 2: I think that that's what they're referring.
- 35:05Speaker 1: I take that's kind of compliment. It's a compliment.
- 35:08Speaker 2: Yeah, they're on your dick, an you're going to say
- 35:10Speaker 2: in your cereal.
- 35:11Speaker 1: To be clear, people who kill women the proclivity towards
- 35:15Speaker 1: that is not groomed, being groomed, well groomed and having
- 35:20Speaker 1: a skincare routine and all of that.
- 35:23Speaker 2: Girls. Actually they you're talking about a fantasy that they
- 35:26Speaker 2: have is being serial killed by a well groomed man.
- 35:30Speaker 1: Ah.
- 35:31Speaker 2: You know that they want to have a combination of
- 35:33Speaker 2: American psycho but also fifty shades of gray where they
- 35:36Speaker 2: also they get killed by a super hot guy. That's
- 35:39Speaker 2: why they listen to true crime so much. They're just
- 35:41Speaker 2: trying to get themselves in the mood for death.
- 35:43Speaker 3: They're trying to get off. Yeah, that's what they're doing.
- 35:45Speaker 1: Everyone loved to like play up how handsome Ted Bundy
- 35:48Speaker 1: was not even hands I'll tell you what that didn't
- 35:51Speaker 1: didn't look so good?
- 35:52Speaker 2: Now, what are actually hot serial killers? If John Wayne
- 35:55Speaker 2: Hasey was gross, right, fat as shit? Yeah, fat gross?
- 35:59Speaker 1: Usually I think it's like men that can't get women, right, isn't.
- 36:04Speaker 3: Yeah. I think the Ted Bundy stuff just gave people
- 36:06Speaker 3: like the idea that it's not that. But yeah, like
- 36:09Speaker 3: if you look historically at most serial killers, they're like oaths.
- 36:12Speaker 1: Yeah, they're just.
- 36:15Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, this is gonna get you serial killed. There's
- 36:18Speaker 2: a serial killer listening right now who just squeezed his
- 36:21Speaker 2: eight ounce class of Welch's grape juice unto a burst
- 36:23Speaker 2: in his hand, just furious at you.
- 36:26Speaker 1: I don't have to kill women because I get along
- 36:29Speaker 1: with them. Does that make sense? Like the math adds
- 36:34Speaker 1: up for me. I've had, I've had you know if look,
- 36:38Speaker 1: I get it, Like if I didn't get along with women, yeah,
- 36:41Speaker 1: I can understand needing to kill them.
- 36:44Speaker 3: It really just goes back to like your relationship with
- 36:46Speaker 3: your mother. Like if you have a good relationship with
- 36:48Speaker 3: your mom, usually you don't kill people. But if you
- 36:50Speaker 3: have a bad relationship with your mom.
- 36:52Speaker 2: This dude watched one Hitchcock movie and that's literally like
- 36:55Speaker 2: this opis complex.
- 36:57Speaker 1: He watched, Uh, he watched that monster show, The ed
- 37:01Speaker 1: Geen Story. Do you literally did you watch that one?
- 37:03Speaker 1: I watched the ed Oh the wait?
- 37:06Speaker 3: No, I was thinking of what's the fucking show that
- 37:11Speaker 3: got canceled after two seasons? True? Or uh, the one
- 37:18Speaker 3: about it's about the serial killers and like the study
- 37:20Speaker 3: of serial killer hunters. Yeah, mind hunter.
- 37:23Speaker 1: I didn't see it.
- 37:24Speaker 3: Oh, phenomenal it was.
- 37:27Speaker 1: I tried it. It was pretty dark and uh, I
- 37:30Speaker 1: don't know the.
- 37:30Speaker 3: First two episodes. Weirdly, the acting is like awful, but
- 37:35Speaker 3: it gets better.
- 37:36Speaker 1: It's Jonathan Groff, right, Yeah, I think a big Broadway guy.
- 37:40Speaker 2: Yeah, speaking of Luigi Mangoni's show just went on Broadway today.
- 37:44Speaker 2: If we're talking about killers and Broadway, really there's like
- 37:47Speaker 2: a show about Luigimongoni already out on Broadway.
- 37:50Speaker 1: No way, I feel quick a farce. I'm not sure,
- 37:54Speaker 1: a comedic farce. Mac.
- 37:56Speaker 2: Could you see if it's a comedic farce about Luigimungoni.
- 38:00Speaker 3: Well, you know, it was probably the CIA that wrote it.
- 38:02Speaker 3: They've probably been writing it.
- 38:04Speaker 2: Oh, they're in on killing the CEOs of pharmaceutical companies.
- 38:08Speaker 2: The CIA is Yep, it's a comedy it's a calm.
- 38:13Speaker 1: My cardiologist, I can't see him anymore. I'm supposed to
- 38:17Speaker 1: have a network. Mount Sinai Medical Group is no longer
- 38:23Speaker 1: fucking our insurance Anthem Blue Cross. The shield doesn't work
- 38:28Speaker 1: with them if they don't fuck with them. So my
- 38:31Speaker 1: primary care physician and my cardiologists are now no longer
- 38:34Speaker 1: available to me. And these are people from whom I
- 38:37Speaker 1: need continuing care. Yeah, that's insane. So can they recommend
- 38:42Speaker 1: you to someone else that is in network? I mean,
- 38:46Speaker 1: I'll just have to go find someone myself. But like,
- 38:48Speaker 1: I'm going to prescription medication for years from this guy.
- 38:52Speaker 2: And then they're going to probably try to prescribe you
- 38:54Speaker 2: some kind of like oh, it's exactly the same ass
- 38:57Speaker 2: medic medicine. You're going to go watch Luigi and everybody
- 39:00Speaker 2: else is gonna be laughing, and you're gonna be gripping
- 39:03Speaker 2: your eight ounce glass of Welch's grape juice like this,
- 39:05Speaker 2: fucking so pissed off. You're probably gonna leave fucking with
- 39:09Speaker 2: a blood lust. You're not wrong, You're gonna leave so
- 39:13Speaker 2: pissed off, ready to kill. Should we go see Luigi's
- 39:15Speaker 2: Luigi's play Mac, Who's the CEO of our health insurance company.
- 39:20Speaker 3: Of what blue anthem blue shield?
- 39:22Speaker 2: The CEO? And what's their what's their address? What's their
- 39:25Speaker 2: cross street? I wouldn't mind seeing Luigi for get the
- 39:29Speaker 2: actor to whoever plays him?
- 39:32Speaker 3: What do you think is playing him?
- 39:34Speaker 2: Probably Christian Chenna with Timothy Shallomey. Who's that actor? That's
- 39:38Speaker 2: Ben ben Platt? Maybe Ben Platt?
- 39:40Speaker 1: Oh? Yeah, I saw him in uh what was his
- 39:43Speaker 1: goofy ass waving through when I don't know?
- 39:47Speaker 3: If I know Ben Platt, I think you would.
- 39:50Speaker 1: You would. He was in some some movie about the
- 39:54Speaker 1: a cappella groups that everyone loves.
- 39:56Speaker 2: Perfect pitch Perfect. He's like the second main character, not
- 40:00Speaker 2: at him. He's not the hot main character. He's like
- 40:03Speaker 2: the nerdier guy, I guess. And then he's in some
- 40:07Speaker 2: musical where a guy falls out of a tree.
- 40:10Speaker 1: And breaks his arm because he was trying to kill himself.
- 40:12Speaker 2: I watched that on a plane, not knowing it was
- 40:14Speaker 2: a musical, but by the time they started singing songs,
- 40:16Speaker 2: I was pot committed. So I just had the.
- 40:18Speaker 1: Fucking tough tough musical. Movies are so bad tough.
- 40:24Speaker 2: Watch I would La La Land won an Oscar I
- 40:26Speaker 2: just realized that everybody in Hollywood is the dumbest personalized.
- 40:30Speaker 1: Every time they come out with one tic tic boom.
- 40:38Speaker 1: I made it ten minutes into that movie.
- 40:40Speaker 3: I loved that movie.
- 40:41Speaker 1: He watched.
- 40:41Speaker 3: I've seen it twice.
- 40:42Speaker 2: I've never seen it, but I just heard him sing thirty.
- 40:45Speaker 5: Ninety what they say, it's the story of how Rent
- 40:50Speaker 5: was made?
- 40:50Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I can't. I can't be bothered.
- 40:53Speaker 3: It's good. It's a good movie.
- 40:55Speaker 1: I mean lame miss things like that.
- 40:57Speaker 3: Now this is they always.
- 40:58Speaker 1: Win the Oscars, and I'm like, what the fuck are
- 41:00Speaker 1: we doing?
- 41:01Speaker 3: This is a fun one, have fun. It's it's Andrew Garfield. Yeah,
- 41:05Speaker 3: I know who doesn't like Andrew. Everybody likes Andrew Garth exactly.
- 41:09Speaker 1: So watch the movie.
- 41:10Speaker 3: It's a great I tried.
- 41:11Speaker 1: I was like, Oh, it's gonna be this the whole time.
- 41:14Speaker 3: It's not the whole time, it's there's a good time.
- 41:17Speaker 3: And then there's some good songs in it.
- 41:19Speaker 1: La La Land was not quite musical.
- 41:23Speaker 2: There was five so there were five times to that
- 41:26Speaker 2: movie where they broke out a song.
- 41:28Speaker 1: I know that's.
- 41:29Speaker 2: An ideo stars.
- 41:32Speaker 1: I also thought the music was great.
- 41:34Speaker 2: It was not like it.
- 41:37Speaker 1: I love that movie.
- 41:38Speaker 2: It certainly was not.
- 41:39Speaker 1: Why didn't you like it?
- 41:41Speaker 2: The fact that they're breaking out in song and everybody's like,
- 41:43Speaker 2: this is amazing, Like they're in traffic on the top
- 41:46Speaker 2: of the thing.
- 41:49Speaker 1: Another day of summer opening number number.
- 41:53Speaker 2: It's insane.
- 41:54Speaker 1: You need to start with a bang show.
- 41:56Speaker 2: Like the bastardized Ryan Gosling's career.
- 41:59Speaker 3: Without Gossling was Gossling just on Jeopardy and he won
- 42:04Speaker 3: yes with a guess Yeah, is that real? I think yeah?
- 42:08Speaker 2: He said I d K And it was like what
- 42:09Speaker 2: they were like, okay, could have been AI getting this.
- 42:16Speaker 2: I've seen a lot of AI accounts recently where it's
- 42:18Speaker 2: like guys being like the divorce Effect. It was just
- 42:21Speaker 2: this AI of just like a saggy faced old guy
- 42:24Speaker 2: filming himself at the gym, and then they snap and
- 42:27Speaker 2: it's the hottest guy you've ever seen with a twelve
- 42:30Speaker 2: like two weeks afterwards, supposedly, and everybody's like, congrats, man, Like,
- 42:35Speaker 2: so you really turned it around? Keep going like brother.
- 42:38Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 42:38Speaker 1: I saw one where there was a flood in India
- 42:42Speaker 1: and an elephant with trunk plucked a drowning tiger out
- 42:49Speaker 1: of the river and put it on its back. Yeah,
- 42:52Speaker 1: and then the tiger lies down on its back and
- 42:57Speaker 1: all the comments were like nature can be And then
- 43:01Speaker 1: the fifth one was like, who's going to tell them?
- 43:04Speaker 3: Yeah, it's pretty crazy when you read the comments of
- 43:06Speaker 3: those in it. Every there's like most of the people
- 43:08Speaker 3: are like, wow, yeah, that's fun, that's really good.
- 43:12Speaker 2: The gorilla getting dragged into the forest and like they
- 43:16Speaker 2: hand their baby gorilla to people on a safari and
- 43:20Speaker 2: everyone's like, wow, that gorilla is so fucking smart to
- 43:23Speaker 2: have done that. The dying wish of a mother transcends species.
- 43:28Speaker 3: My favorite ones are the ones where it's like, uh,
- 43:30Speaker 3: it's like Obama and like Charlie Kirk and Epstein and
- 43:34Speaker 3: Trump and h and Yahoo.
- 43:38Speaker 2: They'll do full like.
- 43:41Speaker 3: Charlie and it's Obama with like a swat swat uniform.
- 43:47Speaker 1: I liked when Lebron the one where they would do
- 43:51Speaker 1: the Lebron press conferences.
- 43:52Speaker 3: I haven't seen it in a long time. Yeah, that
- 43:54Speaker 3: was back when it was fun. Yeah, that was back
- 43:56Speaker 3: when people were having fun with it.
- 43:58Speaker 2: People are not having fun theotentially being duplicity.
- 44:01Speaker 3: Yeah, now it's for the use for evil strictly strictly, well.
- 44:04Speaker 2: I mean, your boy Altman. Did you see Altman sold
- 44:07Speaker 2: it all to the government. He was like, they promised
- 44:09Speaker 2: they won't use it to hurt people.
- 44:10Speaker 3: Yeah, that guy's a fucking bomb. I wish nothing but the.
- 44:13Speaker 2: One honestly, Matt, can you look up Sam Altman's cross streets. Yeah,
- 44:16Speaker 2: we might need to go watch Luigi and.
- 44:17Speaker 1: Find out what find out what healthcare he uses. I'm
- 44:20Speaker 1: sorry that I spoke over you. Uh did I don't know?
- 44:24Speaker 1: I just did. Just now.
- 44:25Speaker 2: I don't think you did run I did. I think
- 44:27Speaker 2: we're building. We're building a bit of a lasagon, you
- 44:30Speaker 2: know where like the pieces have to be on top
- 44:32Speaker 2: of each other.
- 44:32Speaker 1: Yeah, you're just just like when I edit my voiceover
- 44:36Speaker 1: stuff you wanted to come.
- 44:37Speaker 3: Yeah J cut or an L cut?
- 44:39Speaker 1: What did they do?
- 44:40Speaker 3: Yes?
- 44:40Speaker 2: Or like when you're shoffling some cards, like the whole
- 44:43Speaker 2: card isn't over each other, but just enough to make
- 44:45Speaker 2: a nice tight stack. So you're good, brother.
- 44:49Speaker 3: The Yeah Altman guy's a problem.
- 44:53Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a bad, bad guy.
- 44:55Speaker 3: He's He's a guy that you look at and you're like,
- 44:57Speaker 3: that's a bad Like he's evil, like you know, he
- 45:00Speaker 3: you will do anything it takes. He doesn't give a fuck.
- 45:03Speaker 1: Mat, can you still see me? Maybe? Sean? Can you
- 45:06Speaker 1: still see me?
- 45:07Speaker 2: Okay?
- 45:08Speaker 3: You tucking away?
- 45:09Speaker 1: I want to see more of Rome.
- 45:11Speaker 2: Oh, I got you, I got you.
- 45:13Speaker 1: I spend so much time looking at you because it's easy.
- 45:16Speaker 1: It's hard for me to look at him.
- 45:18Speaker 3: I'm always bouncing around.
- 45:19Speaker 1: I think that I think we need Yeah, we're gonna
- 45:21Speaker 1: orient the pod more towards me.
- 45:22Speaker 2: Yeah, I think. Yeah. Maybe we're both on a couch
- 45:26Speaker 2: and you're on this couch.
- 45:28Speaker 1: What about that? I wonder what that would do for
- 45:30Speaker 1: our dynamic?
- 45:31Speaker 2: And I'm still in the middle, but we're just looking
- 45:33Speaker 2: at you.
- 45:33Speaker 1: You know who wouldn't like it? Only child over here?
- 45:40Speaker 1: Single child?
- 45:40Speaker 3: Oh hey, I could just start laying down on this
- 45:42Speaker 3: one facing that way?
- 45:43Speaker 1: What do you mean til the mic this way?
- 45:45Speaker 2: Want to lay down?
- 45:47Speaker 3: Sure's gonna change up the whole.
- 45:49Speaker 1: I bore it as long as I could. It's lie down.
- 45:54Speaker 1: Oh I see I can't. I can't countenance that anymore.
- 45:59Speaker 2: Well, I can't, so lay down?
- 46:03Speaker 1: Is rista?
- 46:04Speaker 3: They're saying Barista talking about liar lay.
- 46:09Speaker 2: You want to hear their barista Marista? That's how you
- 46:12Speaker 2: want to hear? Have him say it?
- 46:13Speaker 1: Yeah, it's funny. I actually said it a baristic because
- 46:16Speaker 1: I wanted to sound less cunty.
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- 48:09Speaker 3: boy Dad. Yeah I bought a laptop yesterday.
- 48:12Speaker 1: You did? Yeah?
- 48:13Speaker 6: I did that.
- 48:14Speaker 3: Yeah, I got fleeced. Hey they they they fucked me.
- 48:17Speaker 3: You buy a cash No, I walked the Best Buy
- 48:21Speaker 3: right after we finished recording, way colder out than I
- 48:24Speaker 3: thought it was going to be. I was freezing and
- 48:25Speaker 3: then I got in there, and I was like, well,
- 48:27Speaker 3: now I'm definitely behind the laptop a little treat. Now
- 48:30Speaker 3: I'm cold, Now I need a toy.
- 48:33Speaker 1: I wish I couldn't relate to that. Oh my god.
- 48:39Speaker 3: Yeah, it was not a good idea. It was one
- 48:42Speaker 3: of those ones that as soon as I bought it,
- 48:44Speaker 3: I was like, this was stupid and I didn't need
- 48:47Speaker 3: to do that.
- 48:47Speaker 2: Is it built like a tank? It's a beast really?
- 48:50Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 48:51Speaker 3: And I got a cooling pad from below it.
- 48:55Speaker 1: It gets hot from being on your lap.
- 48:59Speaker 3: No oh, because it's bit's like it's a regular laptop,
- 49:03Speaker 3: but it has the capability to not be a regular laptop.
- 49:06Speaker 1: So it's like what it can be a fucking plane?
- 49:08Speaker 2: Is a transformer? Are you talking about a transformer that
- 49:11Speaker 2: you bought yesterday?
- 49:11Speaker 1: No?
- 49:12Speaker 3: Like you could use it like it's like a standard
- 49:14Speaker 3: like a PC, Like if you have a gaming PC,
- 49:16Speaker 3: you can still use the gaming PC just to do
- 49:17Speaker 3: normal tasks, like just like go on Google Chrome or
- 49:21Speaker 3: open up Excel. So it's like, if you're doing like
- 49:23Speaker 3: regular shit like that, it's not gonna get too hot.
- 49:25Speaker 3: But if you play games on it, it's gonna get
- 49:27Speaker 3: very hot.
- 49:28Speaker 1: If you watch porn on a gaming PC. Do the
- 49:31Speaker 1: women come out of the screen and jerk you off? Yes,
- 49:34Speaker 1: it's like the Ring but erotic. Yeah, exactly like this thing.
- 49:38Speaker 1: It's two hundred and forty Hurtz refresh rate.
- 49:40Speaker 3: And so you're going to be seeing stuff in porn
- 49:42Speaker 3: that you've never seen before.
- 49:44Speaker 1: Yeah, I see you.
- 49:45Speaker 3: Haven't had the technology to see it.
- 49:47Speaker 1: You see the cuts and exactly like a switch position.
- 49:50Speaker 3: Now please, Yes, you're gonna be seeing those x You're
- 49:52Speaker 3: gonna be getting those extra frames.
- 49:54Speaker 1: That you'll realize on just how fake it is.
- 49:56Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, is it?
- 49:58Speaker 2: Is it going to be elevated to keep cooler, like
- 50:00Speaker 2: if you put it on a little like elevation and
- 50:02Speaker 2: it's not flush on a surface, that's what the.
- 50:04Speaker 3: Cooler goes under. Yeah, it's just two fans, a little
- 50:09Speaker 3: Igloo cooler.
- 50:10Speaker 1: So basically you're doing for your laptop what I did
- 50:12Speaker 1: for my bed.
- 50:14Speaker 2: What'd you do for your bed?
- 50:15Speaker 1: I got the eighth sleep Oh you got that that
- 50:18Speaker 1: temper temperature regulation?
- 50:20Speaker 3: Is that the thing that goes under the sheet or
- 50:22Speaker 3: is that like the whole mattress.
- 50:23Speaker 1: It's under the sheet, but it's a new it's a
- 50:25Speaker 1: new mattress. It's a new mattress top. Yeah, it's like
- 50:29Speaker 1: a fan that goes in. No, it's it's water. It's
- 50:34Speaker 1: a water It's a mattress topper that has water running
- 50:37Speaker 1: through it, and then there's a machine connected to it
- 50:40Speaker 1: that regulates the temperature of the water and regulates the
- 50:45Speaker 1: temperature of the bed beneath you.
- 50:47Speaker 2: How much water are we talking?
- 50:49Speaker 3: Uh?
- 50:49Speaker 2: How thick is it with water like that? What does
- 50:53Speaker 2: it feel like you're in a water bed?
- 50:54Speaker 1: No, not at all.
- 50:55Speaker 3: Does it like cycle out the water or do you
- 50:58Speaker 3: have to like running water attached to it?
- 51:01Speaker 1: It cycles out the water through the through the reservoir
- 51:04Speaker 1: thing tank.
- 51:06Speaker 3: There's like a tank.
- 51:07Speaker 1: Yeah, there's next to the bed, but I can't even
- 51:09Speaker 1: see it. Is a machine, a hub they call it,
- 51:13Speaker 1: I think, which has a hose into the mattress and
- 51:18Speaker 1: throughout the night, as my body temperature changes, sometimes I
- 51:21Speaker 1: get hotter. Your body can changes with it. It adjusts
- 51:25Speaker 1: the temperature of the bed to make sure that you
- 51:27Speaker 1: are having optimal temperature. Dude, Honestly, I don't even like
- 51:32Speaker 1: kind of fuck ate sleep is my attitude. Because I
- 51:35Speaker 1: asked them if they'd send me one and I would
- 51:38Speaker 1: promote the hell out of it, and they're like, we
- 51:40Speaker 1: only work with athletes, and I was like, I'm in
- 51:42Speaker 1: the best shape of my life.
- 51:44Speaker 2: And they're like, you send them the Internet invitational dude said.
- 51:48Speaker 3: I am.
- 51:48Speaker 1: I know. They were like, we've stopped working with influencers,
- 51:51Speaker 1: and I was like, don't you fold there. Yeah, don't
- 51:56Speaker 1: an influencer.
- 51:56Speaker 2: I'm an entertainer, athlete, comedian, entertainer, music.
- 52:00Speaker 1: I am an entertainer. Yeah, don't you dare call me
- 52:03Speaker 1: an influencer. But they were like, anyway, so anyway pissed
- 52:06Speaker 1: me off. Uh, but so I don't want to give
- 52:09Speaker 1: them free out.
- 52:10Speaker 2: So you bought it?
- 52:11Speaker 1: I bought it.
- 52:12Speaker 3: How much was it? Uh?
- 52:16Speaker 1: Maybe three thousand bucks?
- 52:20Speaker 3: I thought there was a three hundred dollars No, there's
- 52:22Speaker 3: got to be a three hundred dollars version.
- 52:24Speaker 1: No, yeah, there's cheaper companies. Yeah.
- 52:26Speaker 3: You got a water bag, a trash bag, fill it
- 52:28Speaker 3: with water, splashing around in.
- 52:33Speaker 1: Bed, sleeping the tub, frozen trash bag, a slab freezing,
- 52:38Speaker 1: turn the tap back on.
- 52:40Speaker 2: It regulates me.
- 52:41Speaker 3: I used to put water on my pillow case.
- 52:43Speaker 2: Oh damn, that's fucking insane.
- 52:45Speaker 3: Not really, No, yes it is.
- 52:47Speaker 2: No, you're gonna.
- 52:50Speaker 3: You wouldn't. It's not like you're going to bed soaking wet.
- 52:53Speaker 2: You're putting your making your pillow wet every night, I.
- 52:56Speaker 3: Said, I used to when I was young. How old child?
- 52:59Speaker 1: How?
- 53:00Speaker 3: Probably like eight?
- 53:01Speaker 2: Why'd you stop? I don't know, because you realize it's
- 53:04Speaker 2: crazy you grew up.
- 53:07Speaker 3: Yeah, it actually isn't that crazy though.
- 53:09Speaker 2: Pouring water on your pillowcase every night?
- 53:12Speaker 3: We didn't. Never, We never have. Like my parents still
- 53:15Speaker 3: don't have a c They just live in like a
- 53:18Speaker 3: thousand degrees constantly. It's insane. Like I would go to
- 53:22Speaker 3: bed every night like, oh my god, I can't breathe,
- 53:25Speaker 3: it's so fucking hot.
- 53:27Speaker 2: What about like a ceiling fan or something?
- 53:29Speaker 3: Oh, never had one?
- 53:30Speaker 1: And you're just to god.
- 53:33Speaker 2: I've never had a soaking wet in my entire life.
- 53:37Speaker 3: I've never had a ceiling fan in my room.
- 53:39Speaker 1: Just what about a box fan?
- 53:41Speaker 3: Yeah, occasionally a boxman, but those don't do anything. That
- 53:44Speaker 3: just blows around hot air.
- 53:46Speaker 2: No, if I have a box fan on your face.
- 53:49Speaker 1: Yeah, blowing hard at me even if it's warm. I
- 53:52Speaker 1: can sleep pretty well with that.
- 53:53Speaker 3: That's how I sleep.
- 53:54Speaker 1: Now.
- 53:54Speaker 3: Now I sleep, I got the ace. I still have
- 53:56Speaker 3: the A C just humming even in winter, because that's
- 54:01Speaker 3: your brain. You have to the radiator if you if
- 54:04Speaker 3: you choose to live the life where you're letting the
- 54:06Speaker 3: radiator decide when you're going to be hot and cold,
- 54:08Speaker 3: it's a bad life to live.
- 54:09Speaker 2: Right, you're submitting.
- 54:10Speaker 3: So I and I have a fan next to my bed.
- 54:14Speaker 1: I hate to do this. I really this bothers me
- 54:17Speaker 1: to say this good. The AID sleep is the single
- 54:19Speaker 1: best thing I've purchased ever, probably even better than my
- 54:24Speaker 1: coffee machine machine.
- 54:25Speaker 3: My only worry with the with the AID sleep.
- 54:27Speaker 1: Oh my god, did you just break that? What the hell?
- 54:32Speaker 2: You're savage? So you got to buy some new one now.
- 54:35Speaker 1: You really, it's so much easier.
- 54:40Speaker 3: My only worry with the AIDS with AIDS were the
- 54:43Speaker 3: AIDS sleep eight eight AIDS. I thought it was AIDS sleep.
- 54:52Speaker 3: My only problem with the eight sleep is that.
- 54:54Speaker 1: For people sleeping better when they have AIDS.
- 54:57Speaker 2: Eternal AID sleep.
- 54:59Speaker 3: I I'm just worried that it would be like I
- 55:02Speaker 3: worry that I would get into a thing where wouldn't
- 55:04Speaker 3: be able to sleep without it.
- 55:05Speaker 1: That is a fear. Fortunately, I travel so much that
- 55:09Speaker 1: I can't adjust to it, and It makes me look
- 55:13Speaker 1: forward to getting home and sleeping in my bed so
- 55:16Speaker 1: fucking much.
- 55:17Speaker 3: Yeah, you an upstate too, just in the city.
- 55:20Speaker 1: No, I don't have one upstate because I rent my
- 55:23Speaker 1: place up state, and I don't think that the people
- 55:24Speaker 1: renting it deserve to have no. No, And also I
- 55:27Speaker 1: worry they'd suck it up, they'd pop it. But I
- 55:29Speaker 1: also get I also get, uh, I'm giving them so
- 55:33Speaker 1: much fucking credit here. I get sleep.
- 55:37Speaker 3: Let's let's clarify their pieces of shit. They just make it.
- 55:41Speaker 3: They make a damn good product.
- 55:43Speaker 1: Why do you think their pieces of ship.
- 55:45Speaker 2: They wouldn't give you the free one.
- 55:46Speaker 1: Oh they are the yeah, yeah, yeah, scumbag assholes. Yeah,
- 55:50Speaker 1: don't buy their products. But it's amazing. They give you
- 55:55Speaker 1: sleep metrics and it tracks all this. Yeah, so like
- 55:58Speaker 1: it tells you the quality of your sleep deep fucking
- 56:01Speaker 1: how much time you had in rem sleep interruptions.
- 56:05Speaker 2: Hit us with some stats, brother, it don't be stingy.
- 56:06Speaker 1: Well, I have average RAM looking like, uh, I don't know.
- 56:11Speaker 1: I mean on a this was last week. I got
- 56:13Speaker 1: a ninety eight. That's the best I've ever had. And
- 56:16Speaker 1: I slept. I mean, that was a crazy night of
- 56:18Speaker 1: sleep eight hours and twenty seven minutes. What time did
- 56:22Speaker 1: I go to bed?
- 56:22Speaker 3: That means you got about nine and a half too,
- 56:26Speaker 3: if you factor in how much time you were awake.
- 56:30Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what.
- 56:34Speaker 7: That was.
- 56:34Speaker 1: When you fall asleep.
- 56:36Speaker 2: It's like Santa Claus.
- 56:37Speaker 3: Yeah, and then it takes away the time that you
- 56:40Speaker 3: weren't asleep during your sleep.
- 56:43Speaker 1: No, that's what mine does. I don't think so well
- 56:47Speaker 1: either way.
- 56:48Speaker 3: I mean, and I'd be like, oh, I got nine
- 56:50Speaker 3: hours of sleep. Then I would check and he'd be like, actually,
- 56:51Speaker 3: you got eight.
- 56:52Speaker 1: I really didn't have much sleep interruptions, but I had
- 56:54Speaker 1: one hour and sixteen minutes of deep sleep, one hour
- 56:57Speaker 1: fifty one minutes of rem and I mean, that's the
- 57:01Speaker 1: best night of sleep I've had in a long, long time.
- 57:04Speaker 1: This time did you go to bed that night?
- 57:07Speaker 2: Yeah?
- 57:07Speaker 1: Eleven twenty two? Wow?
- 57:11Speaker 2: Until eight on the dot? Yeah, un till right before eight.
- 57:14Speaker 1: This this week has been bad because I'm so stressed,
- 57:17Speaker 1: and you can just tell. I mean, so last night
- 57:21Speaker 1: I slept six hours and forty five minutes. Quality was
- 57:24Speaker 1: eighty four percent. It's not terrible. Sleep score was eighty two.
- 57:28Speaker 3: Terrible.
- 57:29Speaker 1: I went I slept from eleven thirty eight. Excuse me, No,
- 57:33Speaker 1: that's not slept from twelve oh seven am to seven
- 57:36Speaker 1: oh nine am.
- 57:37Speaker 3: Not terrible, one much I did last night.
- 57:40Speaker 1: One thing that's cool is uh no, that must have
- 57:44Speaker 1: been two nights ago, because I had that. It was well,
- 57:48Speaker 1: that can right, I was writing all night last night.
- 57:52Speaker 1: I'm like it, Yeah, this was too sounds ago.
- 57:53Speaker 3: Sound asleep.
- 57:54Speaker 2: Maybe you're sleepwriting.
- 57:56Speaker 1: H No, I can't do that. So anyway. The point is, though,
- 58:02Speaker 1: one thing that's really cool is that like to when
- 58:04Speaker 1: it wakes if you want, you can set an alarm
- 58:05Speaker 1: through it. Yeah, and it just gently vibrates under you
- 58:08Speaker 1: to wake you up.
- 58:08Speaker 3: That's nice.
- 58:10Speaker 2: That's so nice.
- 58:11Speaker 1: And then and then it'll slowly raise the temperature as
- 58:14Speaker 1: well to like you.
- 58:15Speaker 2: Know what, you know what the what kind of numbers?
- 58:17Speaker 2: The video of you explaining all this would would do
- 58:20Speaker 2: just like that cut up video.
- 58:22Speaker 1: I'm angry that it got sucked in, but it's such
- 58:24Speaker 1: a good product that I can't I can't even resist now.
- 58:28Speaker 1: I would like that I wake up hot as ship
- 58:30Speaker 1: all the time. You'd benefit from this because it can
- 58:35Speaker 1: be so hot around you and you can just you
- 58:37Speaker 1: can go all the way down to the minus ten setting,
- 58:40Speaker 1: and you'll be cold. You'll put a hot, heavy duvet
- 58:44Speaker 1: over yourself and you'll be comfortable.
- 58:47Speaker 3: That's nice. Minus ten.
- 58:50Speaker 2: That sounds so nice.
- 58:51Speaker 3: That sounds really nice.
- 58:52Speaker 2: So what is your internal temperature when that's happening? You
- 58:56Speaker 2: obviously seep hot?
- 58:56Speaker 3: Though, I could probably use my gaming laptop on the
- 58:58Speaker 3: bed too, cool it down.
- 59:01Speaker 1: You can put your Yeah, you don't need the cooling pad.
- 59:03Speaker 1: In fact, you probably take that right back to best.
- 59:05Speaker 3: Pot, return it immediately.
- 59:06Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 59:06Speaker 2: Yeah, how much was that was a piece of shit?
- 59:10Speaker 3: Like the cooling pad. It's like thirty bucks.
- 59:12Speaker 2: Yeah, so now the mattress is only gonna cost two
- 59:16Speaker 2: seventy dollars.
- 59:17Speaker 3: Let's see what the cost of this, I mean, gaming
- 59:20Speaker 3: laptop was up there.
- 59:21Speaker 2: I know you could have had a gaming aid sleep,
- 59:26Speaker 2: could have had that aid sleep, that deep age sleep
- 59:28Speaker 2: that killed Freddie Mercury.
- 59:30Speaker 3: That's sweet Aid's sweet aid sleep.
- 59:34Speaker 2: Well, at least you bought this thing now, and now
- 59:36Speaker 2: you're gonna be able to game so fucking hard. At
- 59:38Speaker 2: least you'll probably get good at video games now instead
- 59:40Speaker 2: of sucking.
- 59:43Speaker 3: The guy tried to get he he made he The
- 59:45Speaker 3: guy at the store explained this price match thing to
- 59:49Speaker 3: me where he was like, the price will go He's like,
- 59:51Speaker 3: the price is gonna go down in the next three months.
- 59:54Speaker 3: And he's like, when it goes down, you if you
- 59:57Speaker 3: notify or like you scan some shit on the app
- 1:00:00Speaker 3: I'm the best buy app, then they'll return the price difference.
- 1:00:03Speaker 3: But I don't think the like and I was like, oh,
- 1:00:06Speaker 3: I was like I'm okay, and he was like you're
- 1:00:08Speaker 3: gonna He was like, you would save like five hundred
- 1:00:10Speaker 3: bucks if you do it, and I was like all right,
- 1:00:12Speaker 3: and I'll do it. But then I was thinking about it,
- 1:00:14Speaker 3: I'm like, well, what makes them think that? What makes
- 1:00:16Speaker 3: them think the price is gonna go down? Isn't everything
- 1:00:18Speaker 3: trending up? Not in technology, yo, specifically in tech. No,
- 1:00:24Speaker 3: that laptop will be replaced by a new reversion next. Yeah,
- 1:00:28Speaker 3: but the parts, like the storage is what's expensive. That's
- 1:00:31Speaker 3: what's causing everything to go up.
- 1:00:33Speaker 2: You got suckered.
- 1:00:34Speaker 3: I think I got fucked.
- 1:00:35Speaker 2: You got badly suckered. Anytime now the.
- 1:00:38Speaker 3: Best by member, Oh you are, yeah.
- 1:00:41Speaker 2: You can't be buying that. When they're they're like, you
- 1:00:43Speaker 2: want to insurance on this calculator, you want the warranty
- 1:00:46Speaker 2: on this TI eighty nine. That's what I want the warrant.
- 1:00:49Speaker 3: Now, typically I say no, but this was so expensive
- 1:00:52Speaker 3: that I was like, Yeah.
- 1:00:54Speaker 2: Did you get shamed by a black nerd?
- 1:00:55Speaker 4: No?
- 1:00:56Speaker 3: Indian nerd even worse. But we didn't. He didn't shame me.
- 1:00:59Speaker 1: We both were.
- 1:01:00Speaker 3: It was more of a collaboration. There's more like game
- 1:01:03Speaker 3: respects game. Because once I dropped on him, I was
- 1:01:07Speaker 3: like my current rig at home when I'm working. And
- 1:01:09Speaker 3: then he was like, oh, this guy is serious business.
- 1:01:12Speaker 2: Yeah, that commission must have been nice for him. I
- 1:01:15Speaker 2: think they got commissions.
- 1:01:16Speaker 3: Paid yesterday, that's for sure. And I did the survey
- 1:01:21Speaker 3: kind of guy.
- 1:01:22Speaker 2: I am five across the board. Oh yeah, that's love.
- 1:01:27Speaker 2: Francis caught me in the hallway talking, talking talk, a
- 1:01:30Speaker 2: little Spanish, was talking.
- 1:01:35Speaker 3: He always is doing We call that in We call that, Uh,
- 1:01:39Speaker 3: what's the word for that code switching? It's close. What's
- 1:01:44Speaker 3: the word I'm trying to think of, Oh, performative, we
- 1:01:46Speaker 3: call that performative.
- 1:01:48Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I was doing it alone. Were you though, Yeah.
- 1:01:53Speaker 3: Because it sounds like you were just you just caught
- 1:01:55Speaker 3: Francis walking by at the perfect time.
- 1:01:58Speaker 2: Francis caught me I didn't know. I was curling on
- 1:02:01Speaker 2: that corner.
- 1:02:01Speaker 3: You were waiting for someone.
- 1:02:02Speaker 2: I wasn't waiting waiting.
- 1:02:03Speaker 3: For someone to go by. And there is that Ron's
- 1:02:06Speaker 3: talking fluent Spanish with the cleaning lady. How impressive is that.
- 1:02:11Speaker 1: He wasn't though he was asking her how to say something?
- 1:02:14Speaker 2: Yeah, I was asking how to say something, d man,
- 1:02:16Speaker 2: he said.
- 1:02:16Speaker 1: He said, Como do you say ice Espanol?
- 1:02:21Speaker 2: Como say they're here right now? Como city say run coreer.
- 1:02:29Speaker 2: I was asking how you say brown because I said,
- 1:02:32Speaker 2: one of my sons has brown eyes like me, and
- 1:02:35Speaker 2: the other one has blue eyes like Jesus in the Bible.
- 1:02:39Speaker 3: What do they say?
- 1:02:40Speaker 2: She said, Magusta Jesus, Magusta, heazus.
- 1:02:45Speaker 3: What's the no, how do you say brown?
- 1:02:48Speaker 2: Man?
- 1:02:49Speaker 3: And then what's blue?
- 1:02:49Speaker 1: Agua?
- 1:02:52Speaker 2: If you're in if you're in Barcelona.
- 1:02:54Speaker 1: You guys both have brown eyes.
- 1:02:56Speaker 3: Yeah, I have brown eyes.
- 1:02:57Speaker 2: Yeah, Yeah, you got beautiful blue eyes, blue eyes, lovely
- 1:03:01Speaker 2: blue eyes.
- 1:03:02Speaker 1: They say that blue eyes with red hair is the
- 1:03:05Speaker 1: single rarest combination of hair and eye color together in
- 1:03:09Speaker 1: the world.
- 1:03:10Speaker 3: I'll believe it.
- 1:03:10Speaker 1: Someone just told me that.
- 1:03:12Speaker 3: Yeah, I believe it.
- 1:03:13Speaker 2: Yeah, that makes sense because there's probably even more women
- 1:03:17Speaker 2: with like blue hair and brown eyes than brown eyes.
- 1:03:20Speaker 1: And yeah, I never would have thought though that. I
- 1:03:24Speaker 1: always thought that a lot of redheads had blue eyes.
- 1:03:28Speaker 2: No, I don't think a lot of them have brown eyes.
- 1:03:32Speaker 1: I hate I hate red heads.
- 1:03:35Speaker 2: With brown eyes, just period, just full stop hate them.
- 1:03:38Speaker 3: You're self loathing, ginger.
- 1:03:40Speaker 1: Yeah, I do everything I can to hang out with
- 1:03:44Speaker 1: non redheaded people.
- 1:03:46Speaker 2: What's the self loathing ginger? Uncle Cracker, you.
- 1:03:50Speaker 3: And Mook are going to be like quite the squad together.
- 1:03:53Speaker 1: I can't be seen with him.
- 1:03:55Speaker 3: You're going to be opening for you.
- 1:03:56Speaker 1: I think if people see us walking together, they're going
- 1:03:58Speaker 1: to think we're up to no good.
- 1:03:59Speaker 3: They're going to think he's your son. They'll think we're yeah,
- 1:04:05Speaker 3: my boys opening for me tonight.
- 1:04:09Speaker 2: Does that happen in comedy? Are there like famous sons
- 1:04:13Speaker 2: the way that they're football players? Like, No, I don't
- 1:04:15Speaker 2: think should wear sanders? Is there a comedy version.
- 1:04:17Speaker 1: Of Dad is a clown and he brings him to
- 1:04:20Speaker 1: come do like magic. He does like magic and stuff.
- 1:04:24Speaker 3: Oh really, I didn't know that. Yeah, I thought he
- 1:04:26Speaker 3: just did stand up on the shows.
- 1:04:29Speaker 2: Why does uh? Yeah, well I wonder why that is
- 1:04:31Speaker 2: if you have a if you're a funny comic dad,
- 1:04:34Speaker 2: do the kids wind up not being funny or they're
- 1:04:35Speaker 2: just like, oh no, I want to be somebody that's
- 1:04:38Speaker 2: present in my kid's life.
- 1:04:40Speaker 1: That's a good question. I don't know. Athletes always want
- 1:04:44Speaker 1: to be kids always.
- 1:04:46Speaker 3: I feel like, if you're an athlete, the thing is like,
- 1:04:48Speaker 3: your kids are going to be athletic.
- 1:04:50Speaker 2: If you're funny, your kids aren't going to be funny. Really,
- 1:04:54Speaker 2: you just got a serious batch.
- 1:04:56Speaker 3: Could depends on how you raise them.
- 1:04:59Speaker 2: I'm raising mind slapstick.
- 1:05:02Speaker 1: My dad, my dad. When I said this, when my dad,
- 1:05:05Speaker 1: when I became a comedian, my dad also started becoming
- 1:05:10Speaker 1: He was like, oh he's successful. Clearly this is a
- 1:05:14Speaker 1: genetic fan. But I ignored.
- 1:05:16Speaker 3: Yeah in myself, if fostered it.
- 1:05:18Speaker 1: I gave this to him. Now it's almost not too
- 1:05:23Speaker 1: it's not too late, but it's close for me to
- 1:05:26Speaker 1: uncover this long lost skill.
- 1:05:28Speaker 3: Of Yeah, my dad had been in the same way.
- 1:05:30Speaker 2: Yeah he's turning it up. Yeah, I can see that
- 1:05:34Speaker 2: big time. What can me enjoy your dad's age? I
- 1:05:37Speaker 2: don't know what canmedian enjoy your dad's age?
- 1:05:40Speaker 1: Seinfeld?
- 1:05:41Speaker 2: Really, Jerry, your Dad could have been Jerry if he
- 1:05:45Speaker 2: had just applied himself.
- 1:05:47Speaker 3: I feel like anyone could have been Jerry.
- 1:05:49Speaker 2: You're saying he doesn't. There's no special to be the
- 1:05:51Speaker 2: right guy.
- 1:05:53Speaker 3: Had to write the jokes like that time, Like that
- 1:05:56Speaker 3: time when Jerry got big, they were just bagging for
- 1:05:58Speaker 3: a Jerry and needed a Jerry.
- 1:06:00Speaker 2: You just anyone could have been Jerry. He just had
- 1:06:02Speaker 2: to write the jokes that Jerry Seinfeld wrote. That's like
- 1:06:05Speaker 2: being like anybody could have been fucking Wayne Gretzky. You
- 1:06:09Speaker 2: just had to score the goals.
- 1:06:11Speaker 3: Yeah, pretty much. Yeah, but that like Wayne did it
- 1:06:15Speaker 3: and Seinfeld did it.
- 1:06:17Speaker 2: But Seinfeld probably had like a unique or you just
- 1:06:20Speaker 2: don't like Seinfeld. No, I love he dated that seventeen
- 1:06:23Speaker 2: year old because she was legal, because that was the
- 1:06:26Speaker 2: age of consent in New York at the time, was seventeen.
- 1:06:29Speaker 3: No, I got nothing against him to the problems. If
- 1:06:32Speaker 3: he wants to do that, I wouldn't do that personally.
- 1:06:35Speaker 2: It's legal.
- 1:06:37Speaker 3: That's not really my cup of tea. Seventeen. But okay,
- 1:06:42Speaker 3: that's the way that Seinfeld likes it.
- 1:06:44Speaker 2: Because you just haven't hit your late thirties yet.
- 1:06:48Speaker 3: You don't have enough your late thirties when you really
- 1:06:50Speaker 3: start craving seventeen.
- 1:06:51Speaker 1: Yeah, you just don't have enough. You don't have enough
- 1:06:54Speaker 1: money yet. Yeah. True, once you have enough money, all
- 1:06:57Speaker 1: of a sudden, eighteen year olds look tired.
- 1:07:02Speaker 2: Yeah, the senior class.
- 1:07:05Speaker 1: I want the junior class, do you guys? Ever? Like,
- 1:07:08Speaker 1: just randomly while we're doing this, look up and see
- 1:07:12Speaker 1: that our producers and not one of them is laughing
- 1:07:15Speaker 1: at and just be like, oh my god, I feel
- 1:07:19Speaker 1: so bad that these guys have to fucking listen now.
- 1:07:23Speaker 3: To be honest, I look up and I'm like, why
- 1:07:24Speaker 3: is the hooping and holler and set so much nicer?
- 1:07:27Speaker 3: Of course, looks like they're about to film like the Survival,
- 1:07:33Speaker 3: the Survivor fucking finale.
- 1:07:35Speaker 2: Yeah, what are the tiki torches doing? Over?
- 1:07:38Speaker 1: They go over?
- 1:07:39Speaker 3: We're gonna get the votes going now, Jeff, Jeff's gonna
- 1:07:44Speaker 3: flying out.
- 1:07:45Speaker 1: Is there anyone on earth that you two would ask
- 1:07:48Speaker 1: for an autograph at this point in your life?
- 1:07:50Speaker 2: Autograph?
- 1:07:51Speaker 1: Whose autograph you'd want? Nope?
- 1:07:54Speaker 3: No, not really.
- 1:07:55Speaker 2: I couldn't. I wouldn't ask for John Hancock's autograph if I.
- 1:07:58Speaker 1: Saw him a lot. The autograph, Yeah, I don't.
- 1:08:02Speaker 3: I don't think so.
- 1:08:03Speaker 1: I just hand them a pen. John, you know what
- 1:08:05Speaker 1: to do. Yeah, So no autographs? What about who? Who
- 1:08:10Speaker 1: would with whom would you want a photo?
- 1:08:13Speaker 2: A lot of people?
- 1:08:13Speaker 3: Yeah, a lot really, Ron Brady, Gibbs, what.
- 1:08:19Speaker 1: Is that photo gonna do for you? Are you gonna
- 1:08:21Speaker 1: look at it? Are you gonna post it? Yeah?
- 1:08:23Speaker 2: Probably both both of those save it for when they die.
- 1:08:27Speaker 3: Yeah, then post it again. I wouldn't want to say
- 1:08:30Speaker 3: I was actually their best friend just to pose about me,
- 1:08:33Speaker 3: not them.
- 1:08:35Speaker 2: Vanderbeek.
- 1:08:39Speaker 1: I wouldn't want just a contrived photo with Tom Brady.
- 1:08:42Speaker 1: I'd want one that like those girls do candid or
- 1:08:46Speaker 1: they're like looking at anything.
- 1:08:47Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that would be cool.
- 1:08:49Speaker 1: I want a candid photo with me and Tom Brady.
- 1:08:51Speaker 3: I want to get You could make that happen though,
- 1:08:54Speaker 3: without like begging, Like you could just be like, hey,
- 1:08:57Speaker 3: take a photo of me and Tom Brady and then
- 1:08:58Speaker 3: go up and be like hey I and then like
- 1:09:00Speaker 3: while you're taking the hand, someone saying.
- 1:09:02Speaker 2: The photographer just has to be dialed.
- 1:09:03Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:09:04Speaker 2: Yeah, I could get a candid one like that.
- 1:09:06Speaker 1: I want. I want to go up to Tom and
- 1:09:08Speaker 1: I'd be like, Tom, can you just pretend that you're
- 1:09:10Speaker 1: laughing really hard, or like, would you be willing to
- 1:09:12Speaker 1: be laughing so hard that you're like leaning into my
- 1:09:15Speaker 1: chest and had on the top of your head.
- 1:09:19Speaker 2: Do you think that you could tickle? Does tickling? Uh?
- 1:09:22Speaker 2: Does that work at any age?
- 1:09:24Speaker 1: Like?
- 1:09:24Speaker 2: Could it could?
- 1:09:25Speaker 3: Uh?
- 1:09:26Speaker 1: Anything becomes a salt after a certain day.
- 1:09:28Speaker 2: Yeah, but does it still make you giggle? But it's
- 1:09:31Speaker 2: just like giggling without your consent?
- 1:09:33Speaker 1: No, I think you stop giggling punching.
- 1:09:37Speaker 2: There's nothing, there's no there's no tickle that could get you.
- 1:09:41Speaker 1: If I tried to tickle Harry right now, he would
- 1:09:44Speaker 1: fucking yeah. You might be the last person on Earth
- 1:09:50Speaker 1: I would ever try to tickle.
- 1:09:51Speaker 3: I'm not ticklish?
- 1:09:53Speaker 2: Is it? Is there a thing where you can't like
- 1:09:54Speaker 2: tickle somebody? You can only get tickled by someone you like,
- 1:09:57Speaker 2: Like it can only work if you like the person,
- 1:10:00Speaker 2: Like a stranger comes up and tries to tickle you,
- 1:10:02Speaker 2: Like like if they were interrogating a terrorist or something
- 1:10:06Speaker 2: like that, Like they couldn't tickle him and like start
- 1:10:08Speaker 2: making him giggle, right, that would be impossible because the terrorists.
- 1:10:12Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't Yeah, No, I don't think that would work.
- 1:10:14Speaker 3: I don't think. I think it only makes babies giggle
- 1:10:18Speaker 3: because they don't have it, like that's like their main
- 1:10:22Speaker 3: Like has you have you ever met like have you
- 1:10:23Speaker 3: ever have you ever giggled from being tickled over the
- 1:10:26Speaker 3: age of like six?
- 1:10:28Speaker 2: I mean, nobody's tickling me because you kind of know
- 1:10:30Speaker 2: not to tickle people.
- 1:10:31Speaker 3: Yeah, but you still have been Like I've probably been
- 1:10:33Speaker 3: tickled multiple times after the age of six, and I
- 1:10:38Speaker 3: definitely wasn't like I was definitely like, yo, what the
- 1:10:47Speaker 3: fuck stop? I don't I don't know. I'm just like,
- 1:10:54Speaker 3: you know, you're used to like go up behind you,
- 1:10:55Speaker 3: behind your boys and you give him the squeeze. That's
- 1:10:59Speaker 3: a good one. You've definitely done that hit. You'll hit
- 1:11:06Speaker 3: one of you guys with it in the next couple
- 1:11:07Speaker 3: of days and.
- 1:11:08Speaker 2: You'll are you talking about right under the rib right.
- 1:11:10Speaker 3: Under the ribs and you give them the double squeeze.
- 1:11:13Speaker 3: It's truly, it's like when someone does that to you,
- 1:11:15Speaker 3: you want to fight them immediately because you're like, why
- 1:11:18Speaker 3: did you just grab my fucking side?
- 1:11:20Speaker 2: Fat it is?
- 1:11:31Speaker 3: I just don't think it's uh, well, that's like what
- 1:11:37Speaker 3: that's like what people think happens when you get tickled
- 1:11:40Speaker 3: and it ain't.
- 1:11:41Speaker 2: You have to like almost check in on even if
- 1:11:43Speaker 2: you are tickling in that zero to six range, you
- 1:11:45Speaker 2: kind of have to tickle and check in on somebody
- 1:11:48Speaker 2: to make sure that it's not turning into something you
- 1:11:50Speaker 2: don't want it to.
- 1:11:51Speaker 3: Well, I think Francis was right. I think it is.
- 1:11:54Speaker 3: It does turn into assault.
- 1:11:56Speaker 2: It's like a runaway train of tickling. Like if you're
- 1:11:58Speaker 2: getting tickled and you start laughing but you can't stop laughing.
- 1:12:04Speaker 3: Anyone on earth that actually feels that they get tickled
- 1:12:07Speaker 3: and they're laughing so hard they can't stop laughing.
- 1:12:10Speaker 2: I have been in that situation that you start crying.
- 1:12:14Speaker 3: Yeah, no, I've never been in that situation ever.
- 1:12:19Speaker 2: It was like I was like seven years old ish,
- 1:12:21Speaker 2: maybe six honestly. Right at that it was like my
- 1:12:24Speaker 2: tickel spot. Yeah, it's right when you stop, when you
- 1:12:26Speaker 2: lose your tickle, exactly six. I lost my tickle. When
- 1:12:30Speaker 2: you do it to a baby, it feels like a superpower.
- 1:12:34Speaker 2: When I'm taking my boys, I feel like I'm the
- 1:12:36Speaker 2: funniest guy. I feel so.
- 1:12:38Speaker 1: Fun When you get your kids laugh when you're getting around,
- 1:12:43Speaker 1: they have a great laugh. All both of them have
- 1:12:45Speaker 1: great laughs.
- 1:12:47Speaker 2: Especially, Yeah, he has a he's a fucking menace, but
- 1:12:49Speaker 2: they both have yeah short for again, not a damn thing.
- 1:12:55Speaker 2: That's the whole fucking kit and kaboodle right there.
- 1:12:58Speaker 3: Damn, He's gonna begin a lot lot of questions about that.
- 1:13:01Speaker 2: I don't think.
- 1:13:01Speaker 3: So it's finn short. What's that short for Phineas Phineas Finnigan.
- 1:13:05Speaker 1: Finnigan's a cool name. I like that. It's just finn
- 1:13:08Speaker 1: Finnigan's wake.
- 1:13:08Speaker 3: People always ask me, They go, what's Harry?
- 1:13:10Speaker 1: What is it?
- 1:13:11Speaker 2: Harrison Harold's What the fuck would Harry be sure for?
- 1:13:14Speaker 3: Harrison Harold's Okay, those two specifically, but they're not. It's
- 1:13:24Speaker 3: not sure for anything.
- 1:13:25Speaker 2: Yeah, same thing, Birds of a Feather I.
- 1:13:27Speaker 3: Was telling Ron. I went to the I went to
- 1:13:29Speaker 3: the I went to do my passport today.
- 1:13:31Speaker 1: Like we spoke about, did you did you?
- 1:13:33Speaker 3: I couldn't. They would I can't. So I'm at it.
- 1:13:35Speaker 3: I met this Like my flight's in like a month,
- 1:13:38Speaker 3: three weeks. I can't expedite it because it won't get
- 1:13:43Speaker 3: here in time, and I can't do the emergent like
- 1:13:46Speaker 3: the super expedited process because it's too far away. So
- 1:13:50Speaker 3: they're telling me, I have to wait until I'm fourteen
- 1:13:52Speaker 3: days away and then go wow, And like that feels
- 1:13:55Speaker 3: like it's a little bit of like we're kind of
- 1:13:57Speaker 3: stressing stressing this out for note, Like what if I
- 1:13:59Speaker 3: just go now and then you guys just send it
- 1:14:01Speaker 3: to me in three weeks.
- 1:14:05Speaker 1: Yeah, you got to send them your flight to prove that.
- 1:14:07Speaker 1: That's when you're.
- 1:14:09Speaker 2: Such a bullshit fule thing. You know where he's going Birmingham?
- 1:14:12Speaker 3: You know, did you guys go Max going to Birmingham too?
- 1:14:15Speaker 3: You're going Mack for Doda Doda too?
- 1:14:18Speaker 1: What's that a game?
- 1:14:21Speaker 3: What do you mean it's a competitive That's why I'm
- 1:14:23Speaker 3: going to Birmingham's for call of duty.
- 1:14:25Speaker 2: Wait, you're going to film, You're going for enjoyment, You're
- 1:14:30Speaker 2: going to band for enjoyment.
- 1:14:33Speaker 3: Yeah, he's going for Doda. He's a Doda.
- 1:14:36Speaker 2: I was telling him. The first rap battle I ever
- 1:14:37Speaker 2: had was in our first British rap battle I had
- 1:14:39Speaker 2: was in Birmingham. And it is the worst. It's the
- 1:14:42Speaker 2: worst city in uh, in all of the globe, in
- 1:14:45Speaker 2: the entire world.
- 1:14:47Speaker 3: Yeah, it's gonna suck.
- 1:14:48Speaker 1: I think I played in the lacrosse tournament there once. Well,
- 1:14:51Speaker 1: we've all been the prom.
- 1:14:53Speaker 3: I don't think they even have grass there.
- 1:14:55Speaker 1: Well, we played.
- 1:14:56Speaker 2: I played for the It's like NFL Street. Yeah, you
- 1:14:59Speaker 2: just have to play on the concret.
- 1:15:00Speaker 1: I played for the Oxford men's team, and technically you
- 1:15:04Speaker 1: had to be enrolled at the university to play in
- 1:15:06Speaker 1: this because it was a college tournament, and they just
- 1:15:09Speaker 1: lied and said that I was in the college. But
- 1:15:12Speaker 1: we went and we played. I remember we played a
- 1:15:15Speaker 1: number of different universities and a couple of them had
- 1:15:19Speaker 1: like each team would have one or two players that
- 1:15:21Speaker 1: had played for national teams. Really, there was a guy
- 1:15:25Speaker 1: who had played on the Welsh national team. He was
- 1:15:27Speaker 1: pretty good.
- 1:15:28Speaker 2: And that's that's that game that Andrew Decker feather offf
- 1:15:30Speaker 2: had three goals, Right.
- 1:15:32Speaker 1: Andrew d C d f ADF ADC. Guys, my birthday
- 1:15:39Speaker 1: is coming up, which I know is the gayest thing
- 1:15:41Speaker 1: I could possibly say.
- 1:15:43Speaker 3: Isn't it in?
- 1:15:43Speaker 2: Uh?
- 1:15:44Speaker 3: Aren't you gonna be on the road?
- 1:15:46Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 1:15:47Speaker 2: How do you know that that show We've just topped
- 1:15:49Speaker 2: the gayest thing because by you knowing his birthday plans as.
- 1:15:52Speaker 3: He said that yesterday. Starting to feel like I'm the
- 1:15:56Speaker 3: only one who really listens around my straight ass.
- 1:15:58Speaker 2: Couldn't you couldn't be bothered.
- 1:16:00Speaker 1: I guess my question is fortunate I should I acknowledge
- 1:16:04Speaker 1: my birthday at all? I think it's been I think
- 1:16:08Speaker 1: it's been like maybe five years since I even had
- 1:16:14Speaker 1: anyone sing happy birthday to me, maybe even longer. I
- 1:16:19Speaker 1: don't need anyone to, but I think I'm getting to
- 1:16:21Speaker 1: a point now where like I'm just dying. I think
- 1:16:26Speaker 1: I think my so many birthdays in a row have
- 1:16:29Speaker 1: gone by without any acknowledgment or a blowing out of
- 1:16:33Speaker 1: a candle or a cupcake or a present, or a
- 1:16:37Speaker 1: blowjob of any kind.
- 1:16:39Speaker 3: Whatever, you know, no one has been there.
- 1:16:43Speaker 1: It's been so long since someone was appreciative that I
- 1:16:47Speaker 1: was alive on my birthday that I actually think I'm dying.
- 1:16:52Speaker 3: Birthdays are overrated, yoursel genes.
- 1:16:56Speaker 1: That's what I tell myself every Come on, man, you
- 1:17:00Speaker 1: know that was he was fine? What the hell now
- 1:17:04Speaker 1: the real Kevin Stevens is dead?
- 1:17:07Speaker 2: Yeah, this is a voodoo doll. He was also his
- 1:17:10Speaker 2: head keeps on falling off and getting Ichabod crane back
- 1:17:13Speaker 2: on you. Uh. I think if you people started celebrating
- 1:17:17Speaker 2: it too much out of nowhere, that would really feel
- 1:17:19Speaker 2: like you're dying. You'd be like, whoa, what's this?
- 1:17:22Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 1:17:22Speaker 2: You need us? You need to just go to a
- 1:17:24Speaker 2: restaurant where they sing to you.
- 1:17:25Speaker 1: I don't want that. I don't even need the singing.
- 1:17:27Speaker 1: I just I'm and by the way, I actually don't
- 1:17:29Speaker 1: know if this is what I want. I am wondering
- 1:17:34Speaker 1: in your opinions, if this is something that I should,
- 1:17:39Speaker 1: Should I plan? Should I tell anyone my birthday is
- 1:17:45Speaker 1: coming up?
- 1:17:46Speaker 3: Yeah, let's go.
- 1:17:48Speaker 1: You guys want to go?
- 1:17:50Speaker 2: Can we can we take Can you take us to
- 1:17:52Speaker 2: take you to dinner?
- 1:17:54Speaker 1: Yeah? I could do that.
- 1:17:55Speaker 2: You make the Four Charles reservation. You use your connections
- 1:17:59Speaker 2: there because we don't have many. But he take you?
- 1:18:01Speaker 3: Yeah, I'll go. Would you go absolutely to Fort Charles?
- 1:18:06Speaker 3: To Fort Charles. That'd be so nice finding a.
- 1:18:09Speaker 1: Four Charles offer.
- 1:18:10Speaker 2: I wonder what about the what about the men from
- 1:18:13Speaker 2: your from your Harvard club? Couldn't those boys come together
- 1:18:17Speaker 2: and sing you a little big barbershop quartet.
- 1:18:19Speaker 1: Or something like that? Kid, they all have kids, I've
- 1:18:22Speaker 1: learned people with kids are they're too busy. They don't
- 1:18:27Speaker 1: have the ability to like be as social.
- 1:18:31Speaker 2: You know, it's a damn shame Brown. I just relect
- 1:18:35Speaker 2: the kids. I let him fin for himself, if you
- 1:18:38Speaker 2: know what I mean.
- 1:18:39Speaker 1: My my friends, I don't see them anymore. And I
- 1:18:41Speaker 1: know this is like everybody says this, but I almost
- 1:18:44Speaker 1: feel bad asking them to do anything because I know
- 1:18:46Speaker 1: that they're to do so means that they're like, you.
- 1:18:49Speaker 2: Just have to start planning now though permission.
- 1:18:51Speaker 1: From their wives and then leaving them at home to
- 1:18:55Speaker 1: deal with shit.
- 1:18:56Speaker 3: And their wives are definitely pissed.
- 1:18:58Speaker 1: What people ask me to do anything. People ask me
- 1:19:00Speaker 1: to do stuff in they're and if I say no,
- 1:19:03Speaker 1: they're mad at me. They're like, you don't have anything
- 1:19:05Speaker 1: going on? That's annoying, pissed me off. Now they respect
- 1:19:10Speaker 1: that I have a lot of work, but they know
- 1:19:11Speaker 1: that I don't have anything socially happening.
- 1:19:14Speaker 2: That's so mean of them.
- 1:19:15Speaker 1: But I'm old enough that I don't really need social
- 1:19:18Speaker 1: stuff to happen, which is again what brings us back
- 1:19:20Speaker 1: to my birthday. Should that be the one day of
- 1:19:22Speaker 1: the year where I actually go do something planned?
- 1:19:26Speaker 3: You could have like chatgybt sing your happy birthday, I
- 1:19:30Speaker 3: could do that.
- 1:19:31Speaker 2: You're going to kill yourself on your birthday? But that's okay.
- 1:19:35Speaker 3: I think that to me is nothing wrong with that.
- 1:19:37Speaker 1: The perfect day too, to end it.
- 1:19:43Speaker 3: Dramatic, just from a's tight.
- 1:19:46Speaker 1: Like the numbers are clean. You've lived exactly thirty to
- 1:19:53Speaker 1: the day, almost to the hour. You'll see when he
- 1:19:56Speaker 1: died thirty seven point zero, he was thirty seven points here.
- 1:20:00Speaker 2: Yeah, I like that.
- 1:20:02Speaker 1: Yeah, that's nice.
- 1:20:03Speaker 3: I wouldn't do that. I'm not advocating for that.
- 1:20:06Speaker 2: Is that right? Are you sure you want four charles?
- 1:20:08Speaker 2: Maybe we can find another place?
- 1:20:10Speaker 1: All right, well, I would go whatever. I don't I
- 1:20:12Speaker 1: don't even know what we need to do.
- 1:20:13Speaker 2: Let's go to Semma. Let's get something spicy Indian.
- 1:20:16Speaker 1: I'm genuinely curious men who don't because a wife will
- 1:20:22Speaker 1: be nice to you and or whatever. She'll honor you,
- 1:20:27Speaker 1: the kids, that kind of thing. Yeah, yeah, you go out.
- 1:20:31Speaker 1: We're going out for your birthday. I'm treating you whatever.
- 1:20:36Speaker 1: I don't know. I'm just like, that's that day's gonna happen,
- 1:20:40Speaker 1: and it'll be the next day and I'll be like,
- 1:20:42Speaker 1: oh fuck, my birthday was yesterday. That's what it's going
- 1:20:45Speaker 1: to be. Like I'm an orphan. Yeah, I forgot, Like
- 1:20:48Speaker 1: I'm Harry Potter.
- 1:20:50Speaker 3: I mean that's much how my birthdays are.
- 1:20:52Speaker 1: It's like my mom texts, my parents will call me,
- 1:20:55Speaker 1: and then that's really it just go on with the day.
- 1:20:58Speaker 2: What what would make you feel most appreciated on your birthday?
- 1:21:02Speaker 1: The problem for you is that you don't drink when
- 1:21:04Speaker 1: you were in your twenties, like your birthday was like
- 1:21:07Speaker 1: a drinking occasion. Yeah, people would come together, it was
- 1:21:11Speaker 1: an excuse to get fucked up.
- 1:21:13Speaker 3: Yeah, twenty first birthday, I went to Denver. Yeah blasted.
- 1:21:17Speaker 2: Yeah, you don't need you don't need cupcakes, you don't
- 1:21:21Speaker 2: need any type of sweets.
- 1:21:24Speaker 3: Maybe like by I'll buy a vape on my birthday.
- 1:21:26Speaker 2: Maybe a birthday Swedish fish that we just plug a
- 1:21:28Speaker 2: candle into the middle of. Just put a Yankee candle
- 1:21:31Speaker 2: through a Swedish fish.
- 1:21:34Speaker 3: That would be nice.
- 1:21:34Speaker 2: What would make you feel appreciated on.
- 1:21:36Speaker 1: Your brother I don't know. I don't even think I
- 1:21:38Speaker 1: want to feel appreciated.
- 1:21:38Speaker 3: I want you want a gaming laptop.
- 1:21:42Speaker 1: I want to feel like uh, I like I actually
- 1:21:46Speaker 1: was proactive about celebrating my own life and I don't
- 1:21:50Speaker 1: even need to do that with other people. Maybe it's
- 1:21:52Speaker 1: that I I don't know. The problem is I treat
- 1:21:56Speaker 1: myself too often.
- 1:21:57Speaker 7: Yeah.
- 1:21:57Speaker 3: See, that's my thing too.
- 1:21:59Speaker 1: Yeah.
- 1:22:00Speaker 2: You buy what you want when you buy it.
- 1:22:01Speaker 3: Yet I don't deserve anything for my birthday.
- 1:22:05Speaker 2: Yeah, well someone should be doing that for you. And
- 1:22:09Speaker 2: no one's going to get you the thing that you
- 1:22:10Speaker 2: actually want, right which is a three thousand dollars mattress
- 1:22:13Speaker 2: topper exactly, laptop we're gaming laptop. I can't go to
- 1:22:18Speaker 2: my parents and be like, buy me this multi thousand
- 1:22:21Speaker 2: dollars laptop. They're gonna be like, no, definitely not.
- 1:22:26Speaker 1: Roan, you made a joke a couple of times when
- 1:22:29Speaker 1: I continued I was on my buying spree. You were like,
- 1:22:32Speaker 1: that's the thing that's gonna make you. And you know
- 1:22:35Speaker 1: what's crazy, it worked. I actually think I bought all
- 1:22:41Speaker 1: the things I need or want. I think I beat
- 1:22:45Speaker 1: the game. Yeah, no way, I think I'm there for
- 1:22:49Speaker 1: a little while. I have no cravings.
- 1:22:51Speaker 3: No, you'll have them.
- 1:22:52Speaker 1: I don't have my eye on anything now. I deleted
- 1:22:55Speaker 1: Facebook from my phone. That was big when I don't know,
- 1:22:59Speaker 1: like a couple of weeks ago, probably around the time
- 1:23:02Speaker 1: I got bricked, So I'm not I'm not corresponding with
- 1:23:04Speaker 1: people on Facebook market. The chase was always the problem.
- 1:23:07Speaker 1: It's the chase I love.
- 1:23:08Speaker 2: Have you bought your spring summer wardrobe for this year yet? Uh?
- 1:23:13Speaker 2: It's a look if so?
- 1:23:15Speaker 1: Not really?
- 1:23:16Speaker 2: I mean there there, it's coming in.
- 1:23:17Speaker 1: But I don't even know how to dress for the summer.
- 1:23:19Speaker 1: I really don't. I hate No one knows the summer.
- 1:23:22Speaker 1: No one knows how. It's just impossible to look good. Yeah,
- 1:23:25Speaker 1: that's not true unless you're on the riviera. Yeah, and
- 1:23:29Speaker 1: you're wearing like linen pants with some fucking.
- 1:23:31Speaker 2: You're gonna look great this summer. I don't even say
- 1:23:33Speaker 2: that summer is tough. It's a tough time for fits.
- 1:23:35Speaker 1: Summer. I just wear bathing I just wear bathing suits
- 1:23:39Speaker 1: and T shirts. That's it.
- 1:23:40Speaker 3: Yeah, I pretty much in the summer I'm shirtless. I
- 1:23:43Speaker 3: want to say, like ninety percent of the same time. Yeah,
- 1:23:46Speaker 3: especially around tops, tarps off types.
- 1:23:48Speaker 1: I never seen suretless one time in my life.
- 1:23:51Speaker 3: See me in the summer, that is true. You got
- 1:23:56Speaker 3: walk like all in the summer, Like I'll walk down,
- 1:23:58Speaker 3: I'll walk to the office, tarps off, just flops on.
- 1:24:00Speaker 1: Can we delay my birthday my briefs to do a
- 1:24:04Speaker 1: pool party? In the summer so that I can see
- 1:24:06Speaker 1: you shirtless.
- 1:24:07Speaker 3: No, I would wear I would wear a scuba suits.
- 1:24:12Speaker 1: For my birthday. I want to see your shirtless.
- 1:24:15Speaker 2: I think that's I think that's the least you can do.
- 1:24:16Speaker 1: That's the one thing that would mark for Charles.
- 1:24:19Speaker 3: It's unfortunate because I want to give you something nice
- 1:24:22Speaker 3: and now I know I want people to do that.
- 1:24:23Speaker 1: If you don't take your shirt off for me. And
- 1:24:25Speaker 1: my birthday thirty seven is my last day on earth.
- 1:24:29Speaker 1: That's my death day. My birthday is my death day.
- 1:24:31Speaker 2: We better start getting the funeral ready then, Just like
- 1:24:34Speaker 2: that song how to Save a Life, that's what it
- 1:24:35Speaker 2: was about, one of a boy taking his shirt off
- 1:24:37Speaker 2: for his other boy to save his life.
- 1:24:39Speaker 1: If we're preparing for my funeral, I want you to
- 1:24:41Speaker 1: pay me or pay for my outfit. You're going to
- 1:24:45Speaker 1: get me an outfit for my funeral since you could
- 1:24:47Speaker 1: have saved my life. No, and it's going to be
- 1:24:49Speaker 1: a spring summer out I'm not taking my shirt off
- 1:24:51Speaker 1: and I'm not buying an outfit either.
- 1:24:53Speaker 2: He's going to put you in those Stan Smiths that
- 1:24:55Speaker 2: he's wearing right now, and some dumb ass patriots pull over.
- 1:25:00Speaker 1: It's just tough, man. I feel like I'm just suggesting
- 1:25:02Speaker 1: fun things right now.
- 1:25:03Speaker 3: For har I got a lot of I'm going to
- 1:25:05Speaker 3: go to Four Charles. I would give you a gaming
- 1:25:08Speaker 3: laptop for free.
- 1:25:09Speaker 1: You have to wear a shirt at Fort Charles.
- 1:25:12Speaker 3: It's dressy then yeah, yeah, yeah, Sanny shirt. You gotta
- 1:25:15Speaker 3: wear a shirt.
- 1:25:16Speaker 1: Would you dress like this for Fort Chuck? You put
- 1:25:19Speaker 1: on something a little bit.
- 1:25:21Speaker 3: Maybe you probably get the Fedora.
- 1:25:23Speaker 1: How good of Harry that doors are in? Oh yeah
- 1:25:27Speaker 1: not No, your your newsboy cap. That's not And they're
- 1:25:32Speaker 1: in because of that show jfk Jr. And Harry was
- 1:25:38Speaker 1: wearing the newsboy cap before that show came out. Exactly.
- 1:25:42Speaker 1: You had it.
- 1:25:43Speaker 2: You were sucking off the Kennedy family for a minute.
- 1:25:47Speaker 2: They were sucking me on the Schlossberg family. They were
- 1:25:49Speaker 2: sucking off the boy. Yeah, you're tapped in. I'm tapped
- 1:25:54Speaker 2: in the Bouvier family.
- 1:25:57Speaker 1: I'm enjoying this. I don't I don't think we should stop.
- 1:26:00Speaker 3: I have to pee pretty bad.
- 1:26:02Speaker 1: We'll go ahead. You guys wanted to stop, No, I
- 1:26:07Speaker 1: don't know.
- 1:26:07Speaker 2: I don't have to stop at all. I'm gonna it's
- 1:26:10Speaker 2: for twenty two, yeah, I got time.
- 1:26:11Speaker 1: I'm so much more comfortable than I've ever been on
- 1:26:14Speaker 1: the show.
- 1:26:14Speaker 2: Yes, so nice, like you took a xanax.
- 1:26:17Speaker 1: This is so much better for me.
- 1:26:18Speaker 2: To plug my phone in. I'd love to keep going.
- 1:26:21Speaker 2: I'll plug it in for a second. I'll text my
- 1:26:22Speaker 2: wife so that she used to tend to the youth. Oh,
- 1:26:26Speaker 2: what's her it's her job. I win the bread. I
- 1:26:33Speaker 2: have to be out here winning the bread. I'd love
- 1:26:35Speaker 2: to get into. And I could see this being up
- 1:26:37Speaker 2: your alley, like a bread making. Like I saw somebody
- 1:26:41Speaker 2: make a cinnamon swirl loaf and I was like, I'd
- 1:26:44Speaker 2: like for that to be a hobby of mine.
- 1:26:46Speaker 1: I admire that, But my problem is that I don't
- 1:26:49Speaker 1: eat bread. Yeah, so I can't really get into that hobby.
- 1:26:53Speaker 2: It is a white girl activity, for sure. Yeah, but
- 1:26:56Speaker 2: I don't mind. I don't mind talking to my inner
- 1:26:59Speaker 2: white woman.
- 1:27:00Speaker 1: Do you think that there's such a thing as trying
- 1:27:03Speaker 1: to pursue too many different skills such that you lose
- 1:27:08Speaker 1: the point of life.
- 1:27:09Speaker 2: No, I think in the Renaissance that's what they were doing.
- 1:27:11Speaker 1: Well. That is always how I have directed my life,
- 1:27:14Speaker 1: is to try to be as well rounded as possible.
- 1:27:17Speaker 2: That's what That's how knights live their lives. Yeah, so
- 1:27:20Speaker 2: you're just being a modern day night with no one
- 1:27:22Speaker 2: to battle.
- 1:27:23Speaker 1: I'm telling you, if I had lived in the fifteen hundreds,
- 1:27:26Speaker 1: I would have had my pick of the hottest fourteen
- 1:27:30Speaker 1: year olds easily, absolutely, any one I want.
- 1:27:35Speaker 2: But the problem is no refrigeration. You wouldn't. They wouldn't
- 1:27:38Speaker 2: keep the fourteen year old ghost go spoiled, That's true,
- 1:27:46Speaker 2: they would go rotten.
- 1:27:47Speaker 1: How did they When did ice become a thing?
- 1:27:50Speaker 2: I think they were just salting the fourteen year olds.
- 1:27:54Speaker 3: They were Jesus, they were curing them.
- 1:27:56Speaker 2: They had to cure the fourteen year olds. What no,
- 1:28:00Speaker 2: not of anything?
- 1:28:03Speaker 1: Could we look up when the when ice first? I mean,
- 1:28:06Speaker 1: how would you have gotten ice in the warmer months?
- 1:28:12Speaker 1: In medieval times?
- 1:28:14Speaker 2: They did not have it. It was not available.
- 1:28:18Speaker 1: Eighteen fifties when ice was available, And how how'd they
- 1:28:22Speaker 1: get it? They would they would make it or would
- 1:28:25Speaker 1: they bring it in from really cold places? They'd bring
- 1:28:29Speaker 1: it in, and.
- 1:28:30Speaker 2: Where would they send it when they were done with it?
- 1:28:34Speaker 1: Nineteen sixty eight they did what? Oh, they'd make the
- 1:28:38Speaker 1: ice in nineteen sixty eight, got it? Got it?
- 1:28:41Speaker 2: Wait a minute, that's that's when they went on the
- 1:28:43Speaker 2: people landed on the moon.
- 1:28:44Speaker 1: That can't be were they were had ice before nineteen
- 1:28:47Speaker 1: sixty they were making.
- 1:28:48Speaker 2: It ice houses. We're talking they had ice houses.
- 1:28:57Speaker 1: Me okay, I see interesting.
- 1:29:00Speaker 2: Yeah, he said he would have had had the hottest
- 1:29:02Speaker 2: fourteen year old in medieval times, but there was no.
- 1:29:04Speaker 1: Refrigeration because I was so well rounded, because he's a
- 1:29:07Speaker 1: true Renaissance plan that I would have had my pick
- 1:29:10Speaker 1: of the letter, the most pretty eligible wife fourteen year
- 1:29:15Speaker 1: old in the land.
- 1:29:16Speaker 2: Yeah, you would have been the laziest Ratish farmer in
- 1:29:19Speaker 2: the fifteen hundreds.
- 1:29:20Speaker 3: Definitely.
- 1:29:21Speaker 2: You would have been a surf on the outskirts of
- 1:29:23Speaker 2: the kingdom, fucking having to pick Radish because it was
- 1:29:25Speaker 2: the life that you were born in.
- 1:29:27Speaker 1: You would have been dirty. You know, you'd break into
- 1:29:31Speaker 1: song like ah me a me afford.
- 1:29:39Speaker 3: I don't know if I know that one that's your singing. Oh,
- 1:29:42Speaker 3: I see, I see. I think I missed out on
- 1:29:44Speaker 3: some of this.
- 1:29:45Speaker 2: We're talking about when they started ice and then Francis
- 1:29:48Speaker 2: went to abolish ice. Here we are this is it interesting?
- 1:29:54Speaker 1: Interesting?
- 1:29:55Speaker 2: You know Francis is platinum already.
- 1:29:58Speaker 3: I did know that nice. That's not bad.
- 1:30:02Speaker 1: I'm already plaid.
- 1:30:03Speaker 2: That's reason enough to live through the year thirty seven.
- 1:30:07Speaker 1: Yeah, I wonder how early I'll get diamond this year.
- 1:30:11Speaker 1: The best I've ever done, I think, was like, uh, October, maybe.
- 1:30:16Speaker 2: When the book is done, or you're going to go
- 1:30:18Speaker 2: right to Japan, you should, or maybe when it comes out,
- 1:30:22Speaker 2: you should go right to Japan. I feel like that's
- 1:30:25Speaker 2: something Kanye would do.
- 1:30:26Speaker 1: I have this dream of bringing a really expensive bottle
- 1:30:31Speaker 1: of wine to Dave and finishing the book and pulling
- 1:30:35Speaker 1: it out and being like, what do you say, old boy? Yeah,
- 1:30:38Speaker 1: and him being like I don't drink Yeah, I don't
- 1:30:40Speaker 1: drink wine.
- 1:30:40Speaker 2: No, he is a great he's a great wine cellar.
- 1:30:45Speaker 1: He does.
- 1:30:45Speaker 2: You're gonna be in the I mean you should wear
- 1:30:47Speaker 2: the medaglasses into his house. Got to map it out, Yeah,
- 1:30:51Speaker 2: not that bitch out, Like.
- 1:30:52Speaker 3: You don't even have to say, you're to say, you're
- 1:30:54Speaker 3: just sending this to your boys. Yeah, I don't even
- 1:30:56Speaker 3: have to put it online, posting this to my close friends.
- 1:31:00Speaker 2: Yeah, and then you do, but you do put it online.
- 1:31:02Speaker 3: Yeah, you rack up there?
- 1:31:05Speaker 1: Yeah? Should I do anything down there? Should you go fishing?
- 1:31:08Speaker 3: In Miami, in the Keys, in the Keys in Islamrada,
- 1:31:13Speaker 3: go fishing with Dave. Well, he's got rods.
- 1:31:17Speaker 1: I don't know. That seems like asking a lot.
- 1:31:21Speaker 2: But go fishing with Dave. He's got shotguns.
- 1:31:23Speaker 3: I mean, that's gotta be it. G's a great time
- 1:31:25Speaker 3: to write out of the water.
- 1:31:27Speaker 1: This is Hemingway spent a lot of time in the Keys.
- 1:31:29Speaker 1: Of course, I've never spent any time down there. Oh yeah, big,
- 1:31:32Speaker 1: you go into Key West.
- 1:31:35Speaker 2: I was quite underwhelmed. There are some cute spots, but
- 1:31:38Speaker 2: it's like it's so Florida that it doesn't have this
- 1:31:41Speaker 2: like castaway charm. It's like a beltway ring around that
- 1:31:46Speaker 2: has Popeyes and Dunkin Donuts and ship It's like what
- 1:31:49Speaker 2: I thought I was going to ride around on golf
- 1:31:51Speaker 2: courses and like watch someone paint Iguanas under a palm tree.
- 1:31:54Speaker 3: I've never been never been to the Keys. They Captiva
- 1:31:59Speaker 3: that's way farther that way. I don't know.
- 1:32:02Speaker 1: That's on the golf coast, on the golf course, the.
- 1:32:06Speaker 2: Left coast, the west coast, the best coast.
- 1:32:08Speaker 1: What about is there a nice part of the Keys?
- 1:32:11Speaker 1: Is there a good part there?
- 1:32:12Speaker 2: Probably where Dave lives, and there's probably really nice parts
- 1:32:14Speaker 2: of Key West that I just wasn't definitely, dude.
- 1:32:17Speaker 1: Key West is a full two hours from Dave's home.
- 1:32:21Speaker 2: Why the fuck is he at where he's at? He
- 1:32:23Speaker 2: just wants to be an hour and a half out
- 1:32:24Speaker 2: of Miami.
- 1:32:27Speaker 1: I don't know.
- 1:32:27Speaker 3: I don't even know how he gets there Miami.
- 1:32:29Speaker 1: There must be a private airport near there, right.
- 1:32:33Speaker 2: He probably likes to drive to clear his mind.
- 1:32:36Speaker 3: I think he's got his own runway in the front yard.
- 1:32:41Speaker 1: He's taking the ocean.
- 1:32:42Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, he's taking cigarette boats like a cocaine smuggler,
- 1:32:46Speaker 2: like a cocaine cowboy.
- 1:32:49Speaker 3: Yeah, that would be hilarious to see Dave just like
- 1:32:52Speaker 3: riding like one of those pirates standing on it.
- 1:32:56Speaker 1: That's us.
- 1:33:05Speaker 3: Good, all right? Should we wrap this up?
- 1:33:09Speaker 1: Yeah?
- 1:33:11Speaker 3: We can wrap all right. Thank you guys for listening.
- 1:33:13Speaker 3: I'm gonna be in Arlington, Virginia this weekend four shows
- 1:33:18Speaker 3: Friday Saturday. Tickets at Harrystow website dot com. Also tickets
- 1:33:22Speaker 3: for Detroit and Cleveland next weekend on harrysttle website dot com.
- 1:33:27Speaker 1: I'll be in Denver, Houston, San Francisco the LA Show
- 1:33:34Speaker 1: for the Netflix, Fast is online now and Minneapolis. All
- 1:33:39Speaker 1: of that's on punch Up Dot Live slash Francis Alas,
- 1:33:41Speaker 1: see you there,