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THE DISCLAIMER: Boys Are Back In Town · The Hauraki Big Show

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  Speaker 1: For all you med bastards loving the Big Show podcast
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  Speaker 1: Get up even closer on Instagram, YouTube.
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  Speaker 2: And tickt off for for druggings for to sit every weekday.
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  Speaker 1: On Radio hurd RecA get.
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  Speaker 3: A fellows man, man, Hella, can I just say I
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  Speaker 3: came in here today?
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  Speaker 1: Andy j is just ripping into the chips?
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  Speaker 4: Honestly, man, yeah, many, Well, what do you expect me
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  Speaker 4: to do? There are three open packets of chips. What
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  Speaker 4: I'm just gonna stare at them?
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  Speaker 1: It's true, man, I just what you I sort of hope.
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  Speaker 3: I guess that you might have spent a bit of
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  Speaker 3: the time off that you've had, maybe just looking at
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  Speaker 3: the mirror a little bit self improvement.
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  Speaker 4: Definitely have been doing that, boy, I like what I see.
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  Speaker 5: The thing is, though, is Jason actually eat that many chips?
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  Speaker 5: Because they're not stolen, they were there ready to go.
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  Speaker 2: I know.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah. That's the thing.
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  Speaker 5: That's the fucking really weird thing. It's like, oh what
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  Speaker 5: free chicks?
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  Speaker 6: Srug?
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  Speaker 1: A woman that's interested in you, You're like, what's wrong
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  Speaker 1: with them?
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  Speaker 4: Fla, I'm so over there?
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  Speaker 1: What woman? Just me?
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  Speaker 6: That's a shame because there's so many.
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  Speaker 4: Well that's what I mean, you know, it's just like
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  Speaker 4: a fucking hell.
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  Speaker 2: It was really interesting actually, just in terms of talking
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  Speaker 2: about coming in today.
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  Speaker 1: Mogi, Yeah, and you're just thinking Cobby fucked.
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  Speaker 2: No, No, I came in today. The boss was here,
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  Speaker 2: a few other people were here. Thank you, hello everybody,
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  Speaker 2: and ended and then pugs I went, oh, good, ay
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  Speaker 2: Hoidy J.
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  Speaker 4: And here's the other thing. So pug said hello to me.
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  Speaker 4: Still no one said hello to me. No, I went
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  Speaker 4: a Hordy Jay's here.
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  Speaker 1: Good he Hordy J.
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  Speaker 3: You're intert abating the hacker tears. I was a few
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  Speaker 3: lays to be put around your neck the year. No
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  Speaker 3: one cares about you. But on the bright side, nobody
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  Speaker 3: cares about anyone.
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  Speaker 1: That's true.
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  Speaker 7: Do you think that has anything to do with the
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  Speaker 7: fact that you still have your headphones on for ten
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  Speaker 7: minutes after you walk in the door.
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  Speaker 1: No, do you do that?
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  Speaker 6: And then he'll just look at you and just do this.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, dance, but I was shocked. Yeah, a med it was.
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  Speaker 6: I was dancing because I came in mid.
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  Speaker 2: Last week to drop some stuff off to pug Son.
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  Speaker 2: Oh yeah, everyone was all over me like a rash.
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  Speaker 1: They were like, oh, you're here, you're here and.
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  Speaker 2: Then you know, and then I was like, oh no,
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  Speaker 2: I'm not. I'm just popping in today when I'm here properly. Yeah, yeah,
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  Speaker 2: no one, kids.
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  Speaker 3: I think it's cake. It's probably because the goat's on.
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  Speaker 3: You know, everyone's frothing about the goat.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 3: Maybe I've seen another idea we could do for a countdown.
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  Speaker 3: See what you think about this kid?
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  Speaker 1: The sheep? Huh. We just keep doing different animals.
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  Speaker 3: I thought we could call it the Final Countdown and
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  Speaker 3: we have that europe song.
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  Speaker 4: The Final count Down, and we.
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  Speaker 3: Do that every year, right, it's the Final Countdown and
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  Speaker 3: it's back again, but we do it every year.
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  Speaker 6: And number one every year is that song. That's right,
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  Speaker 6: funny for that. I mean, it's the fine.
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  Speaker 5: And people would be so in song. Number two is
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  Speaker 5: always song too by Blur. Yeah, it's good and it's
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  Speaker 5: literally the whole thing is the same every time.
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  Speaker 1: Doors.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah.
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  Speaker 2: One of the good thing is is that people won't
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  Speaker 2: remember it, you know what I mean?
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  Speaker 1: No, no, no, they won't remember.
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  Speaker 4: The playlist from a year ago.
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  Speaker 1: No way, no chance.
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  Speaker 4: I mean I do, man, but you you're a kind
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  Speaker 4: of weird.
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  Speaker 1: Do we the reason?
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  Speaker 3: And you'll know this, you j But what I'm saying
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  Speaker 3: is cuzy. Those chips are out to today. They are
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  Speaker 3: from hoy jan I for you and peg sithing to
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  Speaker 3: thank you guys for holding it down last week.
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  Speaker 6: Oh were they?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah? Thank you, thanks guys for holding it down.
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  Speaker 6: So you've got a few bags of snack chaining, Yeah,
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  Speaker 6: thank you.
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  Speaker 1: No, you're welcome. Man.
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  Speaker 6: Where'd you get them from?
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  Speaker 4: It's what we do.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, it's what we do. Is well, you always say
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  Speaker 1: thank you. Yeah.
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  Speaker 6: Do you guys feel refreshed?
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  Speaker 1: It was bloody good. Yeah, bloody good.
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  Speaker 6: That's good.
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  Speaker 3: What was the weather like down south? Because you're and Queens.
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  Speaker 3: I was in Queenstown. I don't know if you know
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  Speaker 3: this cold down there? Gown on it was beautiful. We
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  Speaker 3: had one shitter and then the rest were bluebirds. Yeah,
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  Speaker 3: she's a stunner, amazing. Yeah, it's pretty good. Beautiful, it's
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  Speaker 3: pretty good.
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  Speaker 5: The whole a Big Show days from four on Radio HODARKI.
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  Speaker 7: Now that's good listening and it's live. What are you
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  Speaker 7: listening to the Oh sorry, I was listening to the
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  Speaker 7: Radio Hodaki Big Show all the seven week days. That's
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  Speaker 7: quite specific and iHeart radio.
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  Speaker 1: Choose the Big Show podcast.
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  Speaker 3: We you know, we learned a few lessons. Make some
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  Speaker 3: bookings a big one. Restaurants, restaurants, anything, you want to
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  Speaker 3: do it. Yeah, but we always sort of landed on
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  Speaker 3: our feet. But next time we'll sort of thinking a
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  Speaker 3: little bit. I really wanted to do that thing on
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  Speaker 3: the lake there's the sauna and the plunge, but that
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  Speaker 3: was all booked out. But all yeah, absolutely great. I
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  Speaker 3: didn't drink every day, which was nice. My daughter and
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  Speaker 3: my wife Len had a ski, which is really good.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, it was great.
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  Speaker 3: Did you break now? I did it well. The first
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  Speaker 3: day I went up with her, I went up. It's fuck,
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  Speaker 3: it's expensive. Jesus Christ. The costa bomb. Yeah, I can't
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  Speaker 3: quite remember, but son a ground three hundred and fifty
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  Speaker 3: once you do the pass. She was getting lessons and
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  Speaker 3: then you got to get all the gears, and they
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  Speaker 3: don't rent gloves, so you got to buy gloves. So
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  Speaker 3: that's three hundred and fifty four hundred bucks a day
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  Speaker 3: per person, per person, and so I was just like, well,
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  Speaker 3: I'm not gonna do rent at all and then have
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  Speaker 3: my daughter be introesced in it for one minute, be fhuman,
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  Speaker 3: and then I want.
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  Speaker 1: To do it.
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  Speaker 3: And then I've also paid for all of my gear
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  Speaker 3: and I'm cook so I just sit in the keftier
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  Speaker 3: and she was all good.
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  Speaker 1: She absolutely loved it. That's good.
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  Speaker 3: And then after that we went out for a lunchet.
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  Speaker 3: You been maybe I went for a mate with a
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  Speaker 3: mate there the whole place is I think maybe that
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  Speaker 3: was used and we went to another place. But anyway,
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  Speaker 3: that was great. But it was with a mate who
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  Speaker 3: snowboarded for decades. He was like, oh, you know, it's
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  Speaker 3: been good. I've just got daniel. I just finally bought
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  Speaker 3: myself some pants were huge, petting in the ass.
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  Speaker 1: What do you need that?
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  Speaker 3: He's well, he was just always falling on your ass.
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  Speaker 3: You've been doing it for years. Yeah, now you're still
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  Speaker 3: fall on your ass. Fuck it, you know what I mean.
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  Speaker 3: I'm not gonna so my daughter and wife went up
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  Speaker 3: another day. Yes, and I'm just going to learn how
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  Speaker 3: to ski. I think skin's a way to go, because
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  Speaker 3: when you fall off the snowboard, you land on your
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  Speaker 3: ass and I'm fifty and my back's fucked.
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  Speaker 1: Yeah, fucked there.
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  Speaker 3: Or as you can just pizza your way down, pizza, pizza, pizza.
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  Speaker 3: You know your wife's getting.
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  Speaker 6: The ecky pizza.
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  Speaker 1: Both really good. I'm just absolutely you know, I forgot
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  Speaker 1: the old.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, this is gonna be a YouTube.
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  Speaker 4: The only thing I find about skiing.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, it's been on.
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  Speaker 2: The snow is very cold, it's grazing, and I'm not
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  Speaker 2: as you can imagine, we talked about this.
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  Speaker 4: I think it's your place for your dinner.
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  Speaker 2: I have no capacity for skiing, ice skating, roller blading
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  Speaker 2: any of that.
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  Speaker 4: Stuff because my ankles are fucked.
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  Speaker 1: They're bridgid so and and.
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  Speaker 2: I munko but or you to boggin maybe, But I've
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  Speaker 2: never the ice been.
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  Speaker 4: Hugely appealing to me.
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  Speaker 3: No, But what it's opened up is a whole new
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  Speaker 3: thing that you can do with the family, and I
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  Speaker 3: think for me and the wife as well, because we
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  Speaker 3: never went ski or anything when we're kids. And I
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  Speaker 3: think it's a great thing to be able to do
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  Speaker 3: for a kid to be able to do, to go
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  Speaker 3: around there and be able to ski, it's pretty cool.
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  Speaker 6: Do you can you go to snow Planet.
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  Speaker 3: That's exactly what I'm going to do next some keys.
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  Speaker 3: I'm going to do like three days at snow Planet.
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  Speaker 3: It's really cheap, so one hundred and fifty for a
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  Speaker 3: day of lessons and all yeah, and do that and
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  Speaker 3: then by the time you turn up on the mountain
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  Speaker 3: you know what you're doing. Yes, I think it's the
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  Speaker 3: way to go. So any well find it. It'll probably
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  Speaker 3: be an in disaster.
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  Speaker 1: I'll never go again.
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  Speaker 6: Do you like Toboggan?
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  Speaker 4: I'm not going to reply to that, Keezy.
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  Speaker 6: Literally, all I've got is to boggain these nuts. That
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  Speaker 6: sounds like it should work, It should work.
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  Speaker 1: Something not right there, it doesn't work. What did you do?
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  Speaker 1: What did we do?
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  Speaker 2: We went up north to a place called Point Wows,
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  Speaker 2: which coincidentally, well, thirty years ago I spent a lot
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  Speaker 2: of time at because my ex girlfriend's father used to
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  Speaker 2: have a batch there.
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  Speaker 1: Have you we've been told about this place, yes you have.
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  Speaker 1: You've had some adventures up.
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  Speaker 2: There, certainly, and it's really interesting going back, you know,
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  Speaker 2: like the thirty years later. Yeah, Wow, it's a beautiful spot.
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  Speaker 1: A little bit of a walk down memory lane, was it?
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  Speaker 2: It was a little bit, actually, but this is the beat,
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  Speaker 2: the history actually. But anyway, the first well, as as
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  Speaker 2: you know were said in the chat, was like, oh,
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  Speaker 2: there's a big weather system coming just as we're hitting
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  Speaker 2: up there.
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  Speaker 6: As you're hitting up there.
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  Speaker 5: The first it was the first men Pugs on the
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  Speaker 5: show together and I looked at the the weather forecast.
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  Speaker 5: It was just like weather bomb approaches northwid Yeah, wizards
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  Speaker 5: told to stay indoor and and it was.
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  Speaker 2: Great because it was a beautiful spot, was really lovely
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  Speaker 2: and arrived there and it was it was all good.
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  Speaker 4: There wasn't any rain or anything. Caught a fish first cast,
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  Speaker 4: just off the glass. The first cast fills.
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  Speaker 1: With my little lure.
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  Speaker 6: What kind of fish?
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  Speaker 1: I hate it and we ate it.
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  Speaker 3: Can I ask you the last time is that you
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  Speaker 3: bought you bought it, that you caught a fish?
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  Speaker 1: I can't even remember. Never, not as long as I've
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  Speaker 1: known you. I can't even remember.
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  Speaker 5: Was when we were doing that show on that boat.
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  Speaker 5: Oh yeah, and then the rod snapped and your real
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  Speaker 5: fell in the in the ocean, and then your pants
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  Speaker 5: fell down.
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  Speaker 1: Jeseus, I can't remember any of those things fell.
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  Speaker 6: All those things definitely have.
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  Speaker 7: It.
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  Speaker 1: It was great.
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  Speaker 2: And then and then the storm arrived that night, which
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  Speaker 2: was kind of nice. The next day was lovely, really
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  Speaker 2: calm like eventhing had blown through.
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  Speaker 1: The next day after that was a bit moody. Bill.
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  Speaker 4: We just explored lee Omaha Matakana.
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  Speaker 3: It's beautiful this morning, was beautiful down there in the Queen.
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  Speaker 1: He's still down there this morning. Wow, beautiful and awkland
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  Speaker 1: and frozen.
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  Speaker 3: Because I stayed at the mill Brook Resort and they've
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  Speaker 3: got lots of little lakes and things around there central
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  Speaker 3: down there, but a little frozen over rivers and stuff
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  Speaker 3: over lake. I never come across it before. And because
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  Speaker 3: I've been a towning for so long, they had a proper,
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  Speaker 3: proper frost this morning, and it's like it sparkles like
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  Speaker 3: a like diamonds. Yes, it's fucking amazing, amazing, But I
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  Speaker 3: haven't seen a proper frost for since I was a kid.
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  Speaker 1: In me hometown of.
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  Speaker 2: We used to have a fish pond and everything, and
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  Speaker 2: that used to freeze over like two inches thick.
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  Speaker 1: Crazy's a mirror of about that. And he was saying
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  Speaker 1: that that's bullshit.
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  Speaker 6: It's actually a woman.
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  Speaker 4: But that's why you know, places like.
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  Speaker 1: Top Um it's fucking cold. I always find that.
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  Speaker 4: Freezing.
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  Speaker 2: What I mean, I mean you're joint, Yeah, I mean it's.
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  Speaker 5: Your house, my house, ye ship, old good stuff fell fortune.
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