Latest / My Third Place Pod / Movies That Feel Like Christmas (But Aren’t) & Why We Rewatch Them Every Year
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- 0:00Welcome back to the M3P podcast, and welcome to the first week of
- 0:02December, AKA the time of year when the air gets colder, the
- 0:06movies get cheesier, and Mariah Carey responds from her royal
- 0:10cryo chamber like a Final Fantasy summon.
- 0:16Shaking her your head already, man.
- 0:20She hit the high note, the tree lit up, and boom, the season
- 0:24officially started. We are done talking Turkey.
- 0:28No more soldier flashbacks. No more leftovers with the
- 0:30structural integrity of a seven layer dip at a 90s blockbuster
- 0:33sleepover. Now we shift over into pure
- 0:39December nostalgia. The era of action Christmas
- 0:42movies, chaotic mom memories, snow day marathons, and
- 0:47soundtracks that carry the entire 2000's.
- 0:49The kind of December where you're sipping hot cocoa so
- 0:53thick it could patch drywall and praying the Wi-Fi doesn't go out
- 0:57when the snowstorm hits because nothing hurts like buffering
- 1:00during the final battle scene. Yeah, that just brought up
- 1:06memories from last week. Fucking 8 hours of no Wi-Fi And
- 1:14yeah. So quite good.
- 1:15Day This is the season when the movies that raises crawl out of
- 1:20the VHS wall like they've been waiting all year to tagged back
- 1:23in Jingle All the Way, reminding us about the trauma of last
- 1:26minute toy hunts with Toys-R-Us looked like a war zone.
- 1:31The Santa Claus giving us the warm fuzzy version of accidental
- 1:33body of horror. Jim Carrey's Grinch serving
- 1:37early 2000s emo energy was split dye green fur and every TV
- 1:41network running Die Hard, Batman Returns and Lethal Weapon like
- 1:45it's their entire personality. Liana's in the building and or
- 1:51my hey Liana. And for my 90s in Y2K babies is
- 1:55also the season of tamales steaming on every kitchen
- 1:58counter, the smell of Simon everything, those giant
- 2:01inflatable snowmen that never stayed standing, and that moment
- 2:06when the Blizzard knocked out the power but you were
- 2:08determined to finish your VHS tape by Ken Light like it was a
- 2:11sacred mission. And if you're new here every
- 2:16week we pull up a chair in our cozy corner of the Internet and
- 2:18dive into the all the things we love and the things that shaped
- 2:20us. We breakdown movies and TV shows
- 2:22from comfort. We Rochester brand new chaos.
- 2:24We crack open Pokémon halls like it's 99 again, flipped your
- 2:28comic books hot off new comic book day and jump into Marvel
- 2:31rivals, stock builds, lore and those.
- 2:33Why was that so hard to match it?
- 2:35We hit wrestling music fandom and the everyday stories that
- 2:38make life weird and wonderful. It's part review show, part
- 2:42fandom hangout, part diary of everyday adventures, all wrapped
- 2:47in a ribbon of pure Nineties 2000 nostalgia.
- 2:51Just sink a Friday night at Blockbuster, a fresh pack of
- 2:54Pokémon cards, the Snow Day soundtrack playing faintly in
- 2:58the background, and your mom yelling at you to put on a
- 3:01jacket even though you're already wearing 2.
- 3:04So whether you're watching live and chat listening on the go,
- 3:07welcome to the M3P vibe, where community, creativity and
- 3:09memories collide every single week.
- 3:13And for the day one listeners, you didn't know what we're
- 3:15about. So let me tell you what we've
- 3:17got cooking today on today's sleigh ride through movies and
- 3:21madness, because this episode is full of bench worthy chaos.
- 3:25We got pod decks, Thanksgiving wrap up and war games warm up
- 3:28questions before December Chaos hits news, Twitter wants to
- 3:34bring back Vine new box office champion and Netflix steps up to
- 3:37buy Warner Brothers toys that came out this week 30 years ago.
- 3:42The throwbacks, the classics, the ones your cousin stole.
- 3:45We got the Pokedex update, more cards, the divine to grow.
- 3:49Did the duplicates grow? Always gaming news.
- 3:53We have Hitman World of Assassin on VR2M number Slim Shady
- 3:58gameplay. Got to watch somebody play it.
- 4:03I didn't play it, but I got what?
- 4:04Watch somebody play it and they are cool.
- 4:07Sometimes even assassins fight themselves.
- 4:09We got the Marvel Rivals anniversary celebration.
- 4:12What went down to Times Square? We'll tell you.
- 4:16So what's coming to Netflix this week and what's leaving?
- 4:19Stranger Things Season 5 Part 1? Did you watch it?
- 4:23Yes, indeed. All right, are reacting to the
- 4:261st 4 episodes of the final season and movies that feel like
- 4:29Christmas movies but technically aren't the holiday hill we're
- 4:33willing to die on. And I'm not flying solo.
- 4:37Oh no, I'm joined by a man who treats Christmas like an action
- 4:42movie. The dude who walks into holiday
- 4:45season like John Mcclane with a candy cane holster.
- 4:51Greg. The North Pole knockout.
- 4:54The mistletoe menace. The Yuletide yarder is in the
- 4:57studio. What's going on, brother?
- 4:59Hey brother, what's going down? What's?
- 5:01Going you don't have to tell me what's going down.
- 5:04Welcome to to to. Welcome to episode 264, the
- 5:09December Dropkick edition, frostbite and flashbacks.
- 5:12And the M3P podcast starts right now, so let's let it RIP.
- 5:19Before we continue, do some solid and show some love.
- 5:21Follow us on Instagram, Twitter, blue sky, TikTok, YouTube for
- 5:25all our live streams, rate the show so the algorithm knows
- 5:28we're not just talking to ourselves and listen on Spotify.
- 5:31Drop a comment, good or bad. We read your messages on the
- 5:34show. You remember Ray, right?
- 5:40Well, you do. You know her, you talk to her
- 5:42all the time. You got your friend from her on
- 5:44TikTok. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 5:47Yeah, yeah. She just started following me
- 5:49again. I'm just like, oh, hey, like,
- 5:52like reason why we stopped talking to each other.
- 5:54I don't know, probably last year.
- 5:57You know, some stupid shit happened last year.
- 5:59Anyway, yeah, you know, it was a, we just got in contact, back
- 6:05contact a few months ago as well.
- 6:07So, you know, you know, that tic Tac is a, it's a crazy thing
- 6:11sometimes, you know, So you know how I go.
- 6:15Yeah, she said that she had. She lost the show.
- 6:21I changed the name of the show. So.
- 6:26Yeah, so I sent her a link to the new show, the new episode.
- 6:30I'm like, yeah, I'm doing episodes with Greg now.
- 6:32She's like, Oh my gosh, cool. And then?
- 6:35Like. Next thing I know, she's adding
- 6:38me and I'm just like, yes. So shout out to Ray for, you
- 6:42know, listening to us now. Hope you're having a great.
- 6:46Evening shit, ma'am. Hope everything's great, ma'am.
- 6:50Absolutely. Absolutely, let's go.
- 6:54We like to kick things off with a little ice breaker from our
- 6:57projects, our sacred stack of random questions, chaos prompts,
- 7:00and why would anyone ask? This Conversation starters is
- 7:03our version of passing notes in class or flipping through a
- 7:06Tiger Beatmat quiz while waiting for your hot cocoa pop Tart to
- 7:09cool down. But now we've leveled it up.
- 7:14This isn't your just our warm up anymore.
- 7:17It's yours too. Welcome to the project Questions
- 7:19of the Week mashup where we pull a question card, toss it into
- 7:22the digital snowstorm of Instagram, TikTok thread, Blue
- 7:25Sky, YouTube and Spotify, and let the entire Entropy community
- 7:29cook your takes, your memories, your opinions.
- 7:33We read them, react to them, celebrate them, and occasionally
- 7:35wonder why we gave you this much power.
- 7:38It's true, but that's the fun. It's a giant group chat where we
- 7:42all accidentally over share and then just keep going like
- 7:44nothing happened. Just ignore it.
- 7:47It's weird, just like a little kiss.
- 7:51Just ignore it because of because just ignore it.
- 7:54Just ignore it. So buckle up.
- 7:56Our answers are just the beginning.
- 7:58Yours are what make this segment legendary.
- 8:00All right, what was your win for the week?
- 8:05Before we go, before we move forward, Yeah, Liana said.
- 8:08It's 9:00. The church bells went off.
- 8:14Welcome to my life of living across the.
- 8:27Street from church. I loved, loved those answers
- 8:37too. Like surviving the week.
- 8:39Yeah, I get it. December we got we got a man
- 8:43make ends. Really.
- 8:46All that. Never mind.
- 8:50Win for the week. He's gonna go into the whole
- 8:55thing with the Pokedex. I finally finished the Pokedex.
- 8:59It's done with. It's all it's done with.
- 9:03What else I kind of forgot what if my win for the week was so
- 9:08maybe the chat knows because I said it all week.
- 9:17This this creator on TikTok followed me back from Buck and
- 9:24he's one of those big time creators that he like followed
- 9:28when I first started and I used to go to all his lives.
- 9:32I used to like in the morning when he used to do lives and
- 9:34then like, you know, pandemic and then later on it's like, all
- 9:38right, gotta go to work. So he recently started streaming
- 9:41again, but gaming. So like he's been asking after
- 9:46the chat of like, how do you do this?
- 9:48How do you chat? Like it was just, I want to
- 9:50start gaming. What kind of game do you guys
- 9:52like? And I've been answering and all
- 9:53this stuff and like liking stuff.
- 9:55So he just decided like, I'll follow you back.
- 9:57I'm like hell yeah brother, hell yeah let's go.
- 10:00Fucking love that shit. Told him about Sora the ChatGPT
- 10:08one. What else happened this week?
- 10:12Trying to sink is just been a good interesting week.
- 10:18So far nothing. Bad.
- 10:21Like, like you said, we're trying to survive a week.
- 10:23Yeah, I'm trying to survive December.
- 10:26Honestly, dude, honestly, have you ever known me to stay in
- 10:30December? Not as long as I know you like
- 10:37you just, you know this much. This is the month where you just
- 10:39you just relax and chill out. That's my win.
- 10:44That's my win for the week. I'm like, like, dude, like being
- 10:50like, you know the last time that I was around here in
- 10:52December and you get all the time the on this day on TikTok,
- 10:58mine has been only in 20, like going back to just 2020 stuff.
- 11:05And I'm like, what the hell. I don't.
- 11:06I don't have anything from 2021-2022 20. 2320.
- 11:10No beautiful 2021 I fucking left. 2022 I wasn't even here at
- 11:162023 I wasn't here. 2024 I. Left again. 25 I'm like this
- 11:23feels weird like I it's like what do I do?
- 11:26Like do we do Christmas massage or what?
- 11:30You just just just do what you've been doing 'cause you
- 11:34should you damn sure been killing it all week, but the.
- 11:39The quest I've been throwing, I've been throwing the questions
- 11:41out. There all week, like every time
- 11:43everyone I get up, it's you, it's everyone I get, all right?
- 11:48Damn, it was killing like all y'all.
- 11:51Don't really all y'all you Liana mix Jane, You too.
- 11:59Yeah, but this thing about this, this ain't about me, 'cause my
- 12:02shit really ain't clicking like it used to.
- 12:04But I'm just we got this. I know.
- 12:09You I know. You can make, I know.
- 12:10You can just. I'm just so proud of y'all to
- 12:14see how good y'all going. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 12:17Real spit. Appreciate that.
- 12:21Appreciate, appreciate. Yeah, man.
- 12:23Yeah, yeah. Keep doing that.
- 12:26December, December for me is just like we called it on
- 12:32December and on December this on December, that is like, you know
- 12:35what, this year seems kind of like new to me.
- 12:39Probably has to do with the fact that marble rivals and I'm like,
- 12:45OK, we're celebrating and I threw that.
- 12:58Freaking video out there. The universe.
- 13:08Yeah, like who you talking about?
- 13:16Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it,
- 13:18sweetheart. Don't worry about it, man.
- 13:23It says I'm happy December feels better for you this year.
- 13:25Exactly. It does.
- 13:26It does feel better for that wasn't just the win for the
- 13:38week. I just like I know there were
- 13:40other wins for the week, but to me, anything like Jimmy musical,
- 13:47he was the one that had of me that and all that.
- 13:50Umm, you know, for me, it's the win for the week.
- 13:53Is hat actually staying in December, sticking around
- 13:58because I don't want to like be all that.
- 14:00And then a friend of ours messaged me and she's all like
- 14:06messaging all her her guy friends, the four guy friends
- 14:09that she has on her thing and saying like, how you doing?
- 14:13Hope you're OK. I know this time of year can be
- 14:15can be rough. It sucks.
- 14:17And mental health, guys mental health.
- 14:19Nobody asked about guys mental health.
- 14:21It's true. But like, we check on each
- 14:25other, we lookout for each other.
- 14:27And then it was like, I don't want you ghosting us this year.
- 14:31No, like, damn it. Like, all right.
- 14:34Yeah, yeah, you're right. You're right.
- 14:35You're right. I got you.
- 14:37I'll try. And you know, so far we're in
- 14:40the we're, we're, we're, we're starting December off good.
- 14:44So far, it's December. 6. I can't make no promises, right?
- 14:48At the same time, I want to stick around.
- 14:50I will see what happens. I know I wanna.
- 14:53I, I say this all the time. Like I'm gonna take a break from
- 14:55podcasting. Like, no, let's keep going.
- 14:59We're gonna, we're gonna do, we're gonna roll or ride it out
- 15:02all the way. To 300.
- 15:03See what happens. I'm gonna.
- 15:06Write Outlet's Write it out. Let's write it out other people
- 15:14Ray like I love that she just like comes in and just like hey,
- 15:20you know like hey let me answer something.
- 15:21What's up? Ray says I saved my cat from
- 15:23dying from UTI after he got neutered.
- 15:29Jane. Jane says.
- 15:30I'll say that my big win for this week was getting through
- 15:32it. To be honest, exactly 4 people
- 15:35are getting through it. Universe loves us.
- 15:38Help people with their dreams, Menace says.
- 15:42My big win for the week was witnessing my 21 month old niece
- 15:45say her colors shaped an animal. 'S.
- 15:51Good job man, love that. Proud of you.
- 15:57There's going to be a joke here about wrestling also, but it's
- 16:00like you get the deal, Vienna says.
- 16:05Mine was just making it through the week after everything that
- 16:07happened this week. Yes.
- 16:09Yeah, yeah, we get we get that yeah, that's fine.
- 16:14Better like to never answer it right away in the comments.
- 16:17I love that. So I don't go, I don't know if
- 16:20this person is trolling like like like, you know, trying to
- 16:26get like a reaction, but at the same time, OK, Undercover diva
- 16:31says after week months, really a procrastination.
- 16:34I really made after weeks, months really of
- 16:38procrastination. I made my colonoscopy
- 16:40appointment. Woot, proud of myself.
- 16:47Well done. I mean, you have to you have to
- 17:01make your appointments like, you know, don't want you.
- 17:05Good job, good job medicine right away in the comments too,
- 17:10like I'm proud of you. That's good, That's good.
- 17:18And I'm just sitting there like try to make things awkward.
- 17:24Nah, can't happen. Come on, we've we've without
- 17:27through awkward stuff before. Like, OK, that's nice.
- 17:33Like I said, just, you know, if a child cuts it, just ignore it,
- 17:39you know? You know, Yeah.
- 17:42You know, next question was was something you love now that you
- 17:47hated as a kid? Or vice versa, was something you
- 17:50hate now that you loved as a kid?
- 17:55For me, jump on me. Yeah, I've jumped yourself.
- 18:00I say like, OK, now I got oldest like onions and tomatoes.
- 18:06I hated this shit as a kid, you know?
- 18:10Yeah, right now it's like this. It don't fade me no more.
- 18:15I just eat them in, you know? I don't mine was spinach because
- 18:25I hate spinach. It when I was a kid bro, like
- 18:29this is nasty with you. What do you make me have me eat
- 18:33this shit? That's disgusting.
- 18:34Popeye eat it. I don't care.
- 18:36Yeah, I would say that you too. They I would say that she made,
- 18:41Yeah, my mother used. She even went to the fact that
- 18:43she even bought the Popeye brand spinach.
- 18:45Like that's gonna change something though.
- 18:48That's gonna change anything. It's like the big Green Giant to
- 18:52like isn't. That the Hulk.
- 19:01Are you right? But yeah, Spinach.
- 19:07Something you love now that you ate as a kid?
- 19:09Spinach. Fucking eating vegetables.
- 19:15I have to eat them now. Course, a lot of shit as a kid.
- 19:25Something you ate now that you loved as a kid, Going to sleep
- 19:35now growing up, growing. Up, no doubt.
- 19:39The growing up, you know, like, hey, I can't wait to be grown up
- 19:43and all that Like what? No, I I why would?
- 19:46This shit, this shit is for the bird.
- 19:52So everybody answered. The first one was something you
- 19:54love now you hit as a kid. Cherry lady, I said PB and J
- 19:59Tina Teener says, oh, I hated regular Krish.
- 20:02I love it now. Black Rickers was still nasty.
- 20:05I loved raisins as a kid and now.
- 20:07He them. I hated raisins as a kid and now
- 20:10I love them. Man it says I love up Kyle now
- 20:14but hate as a kid and I love crab as a kid but can't eat it
- 20:16now Do do it silly little redhead says I love going to
- 20:21bed, yes I'll take a nap. I can't think of anything.
- 20:23I don't play with toys but still love looking at them.
- 20:26They look so much fun. They do.
- 20:28I still color and coloring books sometimes watch cartoons.
- 20:31The only thing that changes the coloring book type I get and I
- 20:33watch older kids cartoons or Adult Swim type things.
- 20:36So I eat my vegetables and I hated that as a kid and I take
- 20:39nap. I always love fruit.
- 20:40That was never a problem. I'm so glad there were periods
- 20:45in between those sentences, Jane says.
- 20:50I love chocolate pudding now, hate it as a kid.
- 20:52What I hate now that I loved as a kid is a tougher question that
- 20:55I simply can't think of something at the moment.
- 20:58She. Will soon.
- 21:00Sorry green eyes Gal 71 says I love steak now and hate it as a
- 21:05kid. As a kid I liked fast food,
- 21:07Mickey D's or Burger King. Don't eat any of that now.
- 21:10Tina. Tina Tina's game in with.
- 21:12I barely eat it anymore either. If you told me that 10 years ago
- 21:15I wouldn't believe it. Exactly right.
- 21:24Yeah. Tell us things.
- 21:27The tell us the things kid you swore were normal, the adult you
- 21:30now realizes we're absolutely not normal.
- 21:39So my mom had food stamps. 9/2. So you know, we hey, can I have
- 21:49the money to go to the store and buy food?
- 21:52Yeah, here gave me food stamps like OK, this is normal.
- 21:59One day I had fucking, I forgot that I had it in my pants and
- 22:02shit. I went to school and everything
- 22:04and hey, there's a fucking a sewing machine right there.
- 22:11So let me put the fucking dollar on fucking food stamp dollar in
- 22:19the machine. That's not how it works.
- 22:26I'm like, what? No, Yeah, bro, I would not hear
- 22:35the end of this at all. Like, hey, you're that one kid
- 22:39that brought food stamps to the fucking vending machine.
- 22:43Yeah, I know. Appreciate that.
- 22:48So like, God damn it. Sorry.
- 22:57Went home, told my mom about. It's like, no, mijo, no.
- 23:00What do you mean? No, it's not.
- 23:03It's just, you know, you give this to the people and with food
- 23:08and they accept it. You don't put in the vending
- 23:11machine. It's like it was regular money.
- 23:14No, just just me, OK. And like every after that,
- 23:20everybody's like, you're right. You need something.
- 23:22You OK? Do you need some food?
- 23:24Do you need I? Spot that?
- 23:26Damn it, I'm like fucking hell, like oh shit like thanks a lot,
- 23:34appreciate that. We should have told me this
- 23:35earlier but it was in my pants. I forgot all about it.
- 23:38Wait dude, make your intentional shit you shit.
- 23:41No, I was young. I was a kid.
- 23:44I didn't know. Would work though.
- 23:49I I didn't know so it would it would work.
- 23:53It would work. Damn all.
- 23:57Right think kid used for were normal.
- 24:00You told you now realize that we're absolutely not normal.
- 24:03That wasn't normal. What do you what was yours?
- 24:07How rude it was? That was fucking rude.
- 24:10That was so fucking rude. Man, man, it ain't dagenundo.
- 24:18I really. Think growing up in a hostile
- 24:29environment. No, not like that.
- 24:33My mom and dad fighting and shit all the time.
- 24:36I would assume that every mom and dad was.
- 24:39Like my friends as. Well, so, you know, going to my
- 24:43friend's house and the mom always cleaning and cooking and
- 24:47all that stuff. And then it's like her telling
- 24:51her boys your dad's about to come home in the few, you know,
- 24:55got to get ready and blah, blah. And I'm just like, you want me
- 24:58to go? You're going to be mad that I'm
- 25:00here. What, like, no, why would you
- 25:03think that? Like I'm just like, all right.
- 25:05Yeah. So every.
- 25:07I've never met the man up until like later, like in my this is
- 25:13like 8910 years old. And when I didn't meet him, he
- 25:22saw like, hey, so like you're evil right again.
- 25:25OK. Like like, hey, how come we
- 25:29never met? Like, I don't know, probably
- 25:32because, you know, I just assumed that every dad is like
- 25:36that. And my friend told me him about
- 25:41it. Like they, the family's been
- 25:43telling him all about it because like, oh, OK, you know, like the
- 25:47stepdad and everything is like, yeah, like, no, no, no, not all
- 25:51dads are like that. Not all dads are like that.
- 25:53And the next door neighbor saying was that his wife's
- 26:01sister live right next door. It was like a little duplex.
- 26:07So like, the husband there was like, you know, being all nice
- 26:14as well. And every time I'd come over,
- 26:16he'd be like, you OK, guys? All right.
- 26:18You guys need anything? Like, yeah, like, damn, did my
- 26:23mom just tell everybody in the fucking neighborhood about the
- 26:25situation that it is like every time they see me, it's like,
- 26:31you're right. Like, I understand what's going
- 26:33on at home. If you ever need to talk, you
- 26:35can come to us. You know, and I did, I have.
- 26:38And I was like, OK, so that was like not normal.
- 26:44Where I was assumed that that, you know, this is not normal at
- 26:48all. And I was like, this is normal.
- 26:51Where like other fathers would be like, no, he can't be here or
- 26:54else I start, you know, yelling at you and screaming at you and
- 26:58being all fucking paranoid and shit to where now I'm just like,
- 27:01oh, they're being pretty protective.
- 27:03OK, Thanks a lot for that. Appreciate it because, you know,
- 27:08even now and reaching out to those kids to now adults and
- 27:13telling me like, yeah, dude, my dialect, you don't worry about
- 27:17it like. Oh.
- 27:19And they knew there's like, even now it's like, you're right.
- 27:22How's everything? I love how you turned out to be.
- 27:24I was like, yes, thanks. Appreciate that.
- 27:26So yeah, it was a rough childhood, rough environment.
- 27:29Out, yeah. Yeah, that kind of show today is
- 27:40that kind of episode. It's like, oh, the very special
- 27:42episode evil. Take us to talk about his
- 27:44childhood and how you grew up and food stamps and all that
- 27:47shit. Yeah.
- 27:50That's real. Food stamps in the vending
- 27:51machine and vending machine. Real.
- 27:53That's real shit. No, none of that will ever
- 27:55happen again to anybody because you know, they're smart as fuck.
- 27:58And I'm just like a child thinking like, hey, food stamp
- 28:02on the vending machine. They don't see, they don't do
- 28:05coupons no more they. Don't do.
- 28:09OK, that's good. Then other people also said
- 28:15Alexandria. A friend of ours, when I was in
- 28:16elementary school, my mom and I would drive to Orcas and pick a
- 28:19fruit off the trees. Looking back, I realized that
- 28:22technically stealing is it. Not really.
- 28:27It's just stealing. I mean unless you go to a
- 28:31orchard where they sell it. Like, yeah, that's fine, yeah.
- 28:35That's sweet, Lala Gunning says herself.
- 28:43She was not normal, Anastasia Lee says.
- 28:48I used to bring my parents their bong, like in the 1980s when
- 28:52that wasn't allowed. I mentioned it to my teacher
- 28:54once and she promptly told me that not to use that in my
- 28:56family time paragraph. I also knew how to take out the
- 29:00stems and seeds from the weed. I had a strange childhood and
- 29:02could give you tons. And now I want to know war.
- 29:06Who's gonna know? Who's gonna know?
- 29:11But yeah. And then some.
- 29:12I think someone else went in there and told her, like, that's
- 29:15not normal. It's like, yeah, we know.
- 29:17Thanks for telling me. It's like it was for me at the
- 29:20time. But you know, Mellor says.
- 29:23I used to think that walking around military base and
- 29:25crossing over a highway was normal because we did it all
- 29:27summer long. But sinking back, we could have
- 29:29been hit by a car going 50 miles.
- 29:33It is ma'am sot sledding down, Jane says.
- 29:37Slot sledding down the road in the dark without any reflex on
- 29:39us was normal. As a kid, me, adult me realized
- 29:42we could have been hit by cars because our sledding speed was
- 29:44too fast and we wouldn't be able to stop in time.
- 29:47We didn't. We threw caution to the wind.
- 29:50Dude, we didn't know. Like, you know, hey, watch me
- 29:55fly off the jump top of the fucking roof, elbow drop one of
- 30:01my best friends on the fucking little mattress.
- 30:05Yeah, we, we, we, we, we, we lived, we lived.
- 30:09We. Lived we?
- 30:11Lived. We lived.
- 30:13We didn't care. We fucking.
- 30:14I jumped off a fucking couch and broke my fucking frayed my shit
- 30:21and without fear and like look mom, I'm jumping off the couch
- 30:26with a Cape on and doing this shit on little the the
- 30:31wrestling. Button.
- 30:32Yeah, yeah. Watch him and Randy Savage
- 30:34style. And then it happened and my
- 30:37mom's cooking and then she here and she's like, Oh my God.
- 30:43Like I heard. Oh, fuck.
- 30:46God damn it can't take you anywhere, man.
- 30:53I'm like, yeah, I know dead people, Book says.
- 30:57When I was a kid, I used to force my friends to play Lego
- 31:00and we would each sort through the piles looking for cool
- 31:03pieces to make shops. Anyways, I'm now 36, an autistic
- 31:06entrepreneur, which, by the way, I love how he says Lego, not
- 31:14Lego. Yeah, that's how you're supposed
- 31:19to say. I will forever.
- 31:22I will forever mention that. Like, I love how people say
- 31:26Legos. I hate that.
- 31:28Once again, Once again, 007 undercover diva says I was
- 31:34smarter than the average kid. I knew those were beer bottles
- 31:37hung on the ceiling were straight hippie chick.
- 31:46What time is it? OK, like I said, we maybe Nah,
- 31:53because then I don't want to be rude.
- 31:56I don't mean, you know, because then we wouldn't have her
- 31:59commenting. So like, you know, just ignore
- 32:07it. Just ignore it.
- 32:12We're gonna ignore it. We're gonna ignore it.
- 32:16Fucking hell. Funny.
- 32:20It's funny too. Oh my God, I what was this?
- 32:29Normal? Next question was something you
- 32:33agree that you miss a lot of. Gunning says riding bike and
- 32:37jumping rope. See.
- 32:38Little redhead says playing outside until the streetlights
- 32:40came on. The whole neighborhood went on a
- 32:42trip together. I remember being on by a lake
- 32:44one time, a new neighbor moved to the neighbor and brought big
- 32:47goods to every neighbor. You had never had to question
- 32:49either. Oh hell yeah, you never had to
- 32:51question anything, MENA says. I would say being able to sleep
- 32:55all night in one position, not wake up with my back.
- 32:57Hurting. No shit.
- 32:58Sure, I agree. Prison shy says prison size shy
- 33:07says Just hanging out with my friends before the streetlights
- 33:09came on. Then we would all sneak back out
- 33:10and meet under the streetlight and just like a cut up and
- 33:13having fun. Miss those things, I fuck yeah.
- 33:16Sneak back out all right. Fucking 5 more minutes more.
- 33:22No get back in here. You ever seen Cheaper by the
- 33:31Dozen? Yeah.
- 33:33So there's a scene where they obviously they moved to Chicago.
- 33:36And everything. And that's where I was just
- 33:39like, Nah, that's bullshit. They're fucking all the kids
- 33:44leave their bikes and their fucking toys outside, right?
- 33:48So I'm just like, I paused and I was like that.
- 33:52What year was this? 2003 does is not flying.
- 33:54You can't leave your shit out there like that.
- 33:58People fucking especially. Out here.
- 33:59Fuck bullshit that movie that didn't.
- 34:07Bike out on bikes would've been gone.
- 34:11Fucking the next day is like mom, dad, somebody stole my
- 34:14bike. Everybody's bikes, 12 bikes or
- 34:18fucking tricycles, whatever the fuck they were.
- 34:20Yeah, they were they were been gone by now.
- 34:24But yeah, that would that's me. That's what I missed for sure.
- 34:28It's just like fucking he that I grew just, you know, being
- 34:36outside and everything and I was like 2020 happened.
- 34:41I just want to be inside. I just want to do this.
- 34:43I just want to do that. I still love gaming.
- 34:47The the thing that I grew was cartoons because I know they're
- 34:55from the 80s and I love that the fact that some of them are just
- 34:58like, Oh my God, these are so nostalgic, but the same time,
- 35:02these are so fucking nostalgic. Oh my God, why are they taking
- 35:05so forever for this? Why is these so?
- 35:08Cheesy. And then you're watching friggin
- 35:11X-Men 97 and I'm just like, oh, why do I like this better?
- 35:20So yeah, that's something that I outgrew, that I miss playing
- 35:24with toys, the wrestling, those guys up there wrestling.
- 35:29I was. Like I used to miss that.
- 35:32I used to fucking love and doing all that shit.
- 35:35Superman, Batman All the Justice League against each other in a
- 35:38wrestling match in. A Yeah.
- 35:40Yeah, that's why we have W2K. Risky.
- 35:47Yeah, Yeah. What do you miss?
- 35:54Mean, I miss, I missed the cartoon, I mean, Well, not not
- 35:59exactly. I mean, like, I grew, I grew the
- 36:02cartoons, you know? I'm saying.
- 36:04But crazy, Dang, now me pushing forward it.
- 36:06I don't got back into this shit though.
- 36:10I'm watching Ninja Turtles from the 80s all night.
- 36:15You know what I'm saying? It's great if I'm cats and shit.
- 36:22What? The cartoons?
- 36:24The cartoons, Yeah. And 'cause they got the channel
- 36:27on, they got the channel 24/7 on Prime, so.
- 36:30Oh, nice. But what I do make make a lie at
- 36:37being able to come home, flip on the cable and go on MTV.
- 36:46I just miss it, you know? And I feel it's a shame that we
- 36:52live in a world now where you just can't do that, you know
- 36:57what I'm saying? Yes, we got Music Choice and all
- 37:00this shit and Vevo and shit, but it just don't feel the same
- 37:04though. Like like actually just hit that
- 37:07button showing on TV. There's a music video, you know,
- 37:10I'm saying, hey, there's. Michael Jackson, Yeah, which has
- 37:16new fucking epic. Yeah, that's Eminem as Doctor
- 37:20Dre, fucking Backstreet Boys or some shit like that.
- 37:24You know, just said those days of gamble fucking, you know what
- 37:28I'm saying? Foxy Brown.
- 37:30Yeah, Yeah. Just out of the blue, Speaking
- 37:39of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, like I thought this was normal
- 37:44at the time when Michelangelo would say put a sock in.
- 37:53What a normal because my mom was yelling at me one day and I just
- 37:58said, put a sock. Come here, come back here.
- 38:05Yes. Fucking grab.
- 38:06Like I didn't fucking know. We didn't know the shot.
- 38:14You're not What? Why?
- 38:16And you lived and I lived and I lived.
- 38:20Like what'd you say to me? I heard it on a TV show.
- 38:25You're never watching that again.
- 38:26No, he told moms. Like put sock in it.
- 38:29Dang damn. Go today like.
- 38:35This this after we moved out of the whole situation and she's
- 38:39still like, did you not learn your lesson from?
- 38:42Him like. Do you want me to eat your ass
- 38:45too? I'm like God damn fuck I didn't.
- 38:50Know. I didn't know.
- 39:01I thought it was normal. It came from a cartoon, you
- 39:03know, and. Every.
- 39:14Time, she tells me, come here. I just hold my face like.
- 39:28Yeah. I love all these questions and
- 39:37like the chat was right the other night when I was like I
- 39:40went through them like so it's going to be like an hour of you
- 39:43guys just going over these questions.
- 39:45Like what do you mean? I thought it was going to be
- 39:46like 1020 minutes or no. This is how we make an episode
- 39:52where this is how we make. An episode all.
- 39:55Right. Yeah.
- 39:57Ready for the news? Yeah.
- 39:59Ready for the news, ready to find out some stuff because
- 40:03we're only stuck in the past. We've got our new segment for
- 40:06the first time. Listener, This is where we talk
- 40:07about what's going on in the world right now.
- 40:09Entertainment, culture, tech life, whatever's trending weird
- 40:12or we're talking about techcrunch.com.
- 40:15A project to bring so reported that a project to bring back
- 40:18Vines 6 second looping videos is launching with Twitter Co
- 40:21founder Jack Dorothy's backing on Thursday a new app called the
- 40:26Vine. They're going to have to change
- 40:29that because there are a lot of apps called Divine and then
- 40:32there's there's that one person called Divine, they're called
- 40:40Divine. Divine will give access to more
- 40:43than 100,000 archive Vine videos restored from an older backup
- 40:46that was created before Vine shut down.
- 40:48The app won't just as this as a walk down memory lane, it will
- 40:51also allow users to create profiles and upload their own
- 40:54new Vine videos. However, unlike on traditional
- 40:58social media where a icon is often half as we labeled, Divine
- 41:02will flag suspected generated AI content and prevent it from
- 41:05being posted. I knew you'd love that.
- 41:11Yeah, we don't. Like that?
- 41:16Divine Creation was financed by Jack Dorsey's nonprofit and
- 41:18Other stuff. Formed in May 2025.
- 41:20The new effort is focused on funding experimental Open for
- 41:23source projects and other tools to have the potential to
- 41:25transform the social media landscape to build divine.
- 41:29Even Henshaw Platt and every Twitter employee and member of
- 41:33other stuff explored Divine archive after Twitter announced
- 41:36it was shutting down the short video app in 2016.
- 41:38Is videos were backed up by a group called the Archive team.
- 41:41This community archive product not affiliate with archive.org,
- 41:44but it's rather collected that works together to save it in
- 41:46their websites that are major being lost.
- 41:50So yeah, I love that we have about 150,000 to 200,000 of
- 41:55videos from about 60,000 of the creators, he noted, adding that
- 42:00originally Vine had a couple million users and a few million
- 42:03creators. By comparison, buying creators
- 42:05who still own the copyright to their work can send the Vine of
- 42:07DMCA takedown request they want their files removed, or they can
- 42:10verify their account holder by demonstrating that they still in
- 42:14possession of the social media account they were originally
- 42:16listed in their find bio. This process is an automated
- 42:19though, so there could be a delay in the large number of
- 42:21creators try to do that at once. Hell yeah, bring it back.
- 42:28Like I don't know the names of the videos, but you know the.
- 42:33Video. Like because they were 6 seconds
- 42:38and then left on Curry. Like when you join TikTok, like
- 42:42you do realize we're like the six second people, right?
- 42:46Like we don't make videos longer than 30 seconds.
- 42:49Like we don't have the attention span, but we did.
- 42:53Now obviously there's damn Daniel do it for divine.
- 43:01I'm not going to do it. Do it for divine.
- 43:02I'm not going to do it do it for divine.
- 43:04OK, so hell yeah, if you're going to bring by back, do it
- 43:10for Divine. Yeah.
- 43:13Do it for divine divine. I'm like, they would been great
- 43:18if they called it divine. But like, yeah, that's cheesy,
- 43:24but you also know the people that are the people, the fucking
- 43:28creators. You don't know their name, but
- 43:31you know the creators. Do you know their faces?
- 43:33Like I've seen them before and like, oh, and then I've seen
- 43:36them in movies too. It's like, oh, say one guy from
- 43:38Vine back in the day. So yeah, if they're gonna bring
- 43:43it back, hell yeah, I fucking go over there too and create like 6
- 43:46second videos. So there's like non nonsense
- 43:50bullshit. Like, all right, that'd be
- 43:53great. So I got an e-mail.
- 43:57I'm pretty sure we all got an e-mail this weekend, right?
- 44:02In Netflix. Yeah.
- 44:05Yeah, we all got that same e-mail.
- 44:07Beth, I'm telling that the thing that about one of the Warner
- 44:11Brothers staying here. Yeah, it says.
- 44:15We recently announced that Netflix will acquire Warner
- 44:18Brothers, including its film and television studios HBO Max and
- 44:21HBO. This unites our leading
- 44:23entertainment service with Warner Brothers iconic stories
- 44:25bringing some of the world's most beloved franchises like
- 44:27Harry Potter, Friends, The Big Bang Theory, Casablanca, Game of
- 44:31Thrones and the DC Universe together with Stranger Things
- 44:33Wednesday, Squid Game, Bruton and K Pop Demon Hunters.
- 44:38What's changing? Nothing is changing today.
- 44:41Big fucking word right there. Today.
- 44:46As soon as I saw that, I said I was like, that's, that's, that's
- 44:49right there. That's today.
- 44:52Because later on, two years later, it's like can be fucking
- 44:55$50.00 in order to be a fucking Netflix.
- 44:57Member. Both streaming services continue
- 45:01to operate separately. We have more steps to complete
- 45:03before the deal is closed, including regulatory and
- 45:06shareholder approvals. You'll hear from us when we have
- 45:08more time to share. In the meantime, we hope you'll
- 45:11continue to enjoy watching as much as you want, whenever you
- 45:13want, all on your current membership plan.
- 45:16For now, for right now, we know you might have questions.
- 45:23Check out our Health Center For more information or contacts
- 45:25anytime. Thank you for choosing Netflix.
- 45:27We're committed to bring you more great TV shows, movies,
- 45:30games, and live programming. Assholes.
- 45:34The Netflix team. The deal has a total enterprise
- 45:38value including depth of approximately 82.7.
- 45:41Billion dollars an. Equity value of 72 billion.
- 45:44The company said. The announcement of Netflix deal
- 45:46to buy the Warner Brothers streaming and studio business
- 45:48came after a weeks long beating war that pitted a streaming
- 45:51giant against David Ellison's Paramount, Skydance and Comcast.
- 45:54I'm so glad they beat Paramount because imagine the shit.
- 45:58Imagine that shit. Yeah.
- 46:00They deleted fucking MTV. Yeah, they would get rid.
- 46:03They would have got rid of a bunch of shit for real.
- 46:06I. Was like Warner.
- 46:07Brothers. Yeah, you.
- 46:08Guys into the comic books let's. Delete.
- 46:10Yeah, yeah. Fuck no.
- 46:14What are you doing? I.
- 46:18Hated that shit. News broke Thursday evening that
- 46:21Netflix had entered into exclusive negotiation with WBD
- 46:23on a deal for Warner Brothers and HBO Max Netflix said it
- 46:27respects to maintaining Warner Brothers current operations and
- 46:29build on its strengths, including theatrical release for
- 46:32films. Currently, Warner Brothers has
- 46:34deals to release its film in cinemas to 2029.
- 46:36In the near term, Netflix signaled it would keep HBO Max
- 46:40as a discrete service. Well, also titled the edition of
- 46:43HBO and HBO Max Continent is lineup.
- 46:45By adding the deep film and TV libraries and HBO and HBO Max
- 46:49programming, Netflix members will have more high quality
- 46:52titles from which to choose. Oh, I got some shit more shit to
- 46:56say about that. The company said this also
- 46:58allows Netflix optimize its plan for consumers, enhancing viewing
- 47:01options and expanding access to content.
- 47:04Wait till you find out what's leaving Netflix.
- 47:06Later on. Because of this bullshit.
- 47:11Oh, like let's let's cut some of these chose away and then give
- 47:15them the money, Yeah. Fuck, it's gonna be bad.
- 47:19It's gonna be bad. Oh, it's.
- 47:23Already bad. Disney is winning.
- 47:27That's all I'm saying. And finally there's a new box
- 47:33office champion who finally the throne Avengers end game.
- 47:36You're ready for this. This comes from giant freaking
- 47:41robot Before the modern era superhero fatigue, Avengers end
- 47:44game stabs itself as one of the most successful films in
- 47:46Hollywood's history. Among other achievements, it's
- 47:49earned 79 million in his first day in China, a record that went
- 47:52unbeaten for many years. However, the marble juggernauts
- 47:56Far East record just got shattered by Zootopia 2, which
- 48:04earned more than 100 million in his first day of release.
- 48:06That's crazy. So Zootopia Key 2 is now the new
- 48:12box office king, the sequel that earned more than 100 million in
- 48:15China in a single day. Incidentally, the film's box
- 48:17office success in China is not a fluke.
- 48:19It turns out that the Topia 2 is killing in theaters around the
- 48:22world as well, on track to become the most successful film
- 48:25of the entire year, one that will very easily clear a billion
- 48:28dollars at the box office before all is said and done.
- 48:31Utopia 2 owes at least some of its success to the fact that it
- 48:34was released the day before Thanksgiving, making it the go
- 48:36to movie for families over the long weekend.
- 48:38So far, the sequel has earned 556,000,000 worldwide, making it
- 48:44the most successful extended opening week in the movie ever.
- 48:46Previously, that record was held by Super Mario Brothers, which
- 48:49earned A relatively puny 378 million.
- 48:54And also breaking news coming from Marvel Studios.
- 48:58Just last night they said, hold our beer.
- 49:01Avengers End Game is back in theaters September to 2020. 20.
- 49:05Next year and it will be a direct sequel to Doomsday.
- 49:16Yeah, doomsday will start, the end game ended, which would be
- 49:22fucking the same. So like like, you know, like,
- 49:30hey, 3 movies that are coming out next year.
- 49:34So Spider Man, a brand? New day.
- 49:38And July in September and game again, because they also want to
- 49:45show like the director's cut. So it's gonna be long.
- 49:50It's gonna be fucking longer. And.
- 49:54And I and I asked around like, hey, you know, end game.
- 49:57Do you want to watch it? Do I want to watch Tony Stark
- 50:00die again? Well, I don't watched it.
- 50:07Well, I watched it about 6 times since he since that's not at the
- 50:11theater so why not right? And then and then watching it
- 50:19here on Twitter. And like with the crowd reaction
- 50:22and every time I hear that whole thing where on your left by
- 50:27Falcon, I'm just like fucking goosebumps, man.
- 50:31Every that whole scene right there and up to where he says.
- 50:35Avengers. Grabs the hammer, assemble.
- 50:39No, I did not want to watch Tony die again.
- 50:46So here's what I think. Cuz then they're gonna have like
- 50:49a after credit scene on end which will directly tie into
- 50:55Doom so they're adding more shit to it.
- 50:58It's like they're George Lucas in the entire.
- 51:01Yeah. Basically, oh, let's add this,
- 51:04let's add our in deleted scenes because we want to make more
- 51:07money off of this and like, beat out Zootopia.
- 51:10Yeah, so here's my theory. Fucking Tony Stark dies and the
- 51:20end, the end game after credit scene is Tony Stark waking up,
- 51:24but it's not Tony Stark, it's Doctor John Bam.
- 51:30So like pissed me off too, because it's like, what if this
- 51:35shit is real? And then we go into Doomsday and
- 51:38it's like, you know, the, the, that war scene that happened
- 51:43right there and bam, we get to doomsday and the whole end game
- 51:51scene happening and then he dies and then the screen himself goes
- 51:54black. And then we we get he wakes up
- 51:59and like, you know, he's still a fucking.
- 52:01Villain from that. Barrier, but he's in Fantastic
- 52:06Four, four steps. Dang, yeah.
- 52:09Right there that that's my theory.
- 52:12I'll go with that. Like what are you saying you
- 52:21would you watch it again when you go and?
- 52:22Watch it. I think, you know, I actually
- 52:25would though. I actually would just to see
- 52:32this year going to be a director's cut.
- 52:33I got to see this shit on screen.
- 52:36Like I'm not waiting for no digital for this.
- 52:39And I got I got to go to theater and see this shit.
- 52:41I want to see how this shit is going to hang out.
- 52:48Yeah, that'd be great, Dad. Like, I can't.
- 52:52Yeah. 2026, you go watch it. Yeah, Minister.
- 52:57She'll go watch it. Lana's going to go watch it.
- 52:59Obviously, Toys that came out this weekend 30 years ago.
- 53:07The throwbacks, the classics, the ones your cousins stole.
- 53:09Let's rewind to exactly 3 decades ago and check out what
- 53:12toys hit the shelves this weekend.
- 53:13The holiday season of 95. The ones we begged for, the ones
- 53:17we fought over, the ones we lost under the couch cushions, and
- 53:21the ones we secretly wish we could all still get our hands
- 53:24on. Think action figures from
- 53:25Saturday morning cartoons, early video game tie and toys.
- 53:28Trading cards, Starter packs with the fresh cardboard smell.
- 53:31Stuffed animals with more personality than some
- 53:33classmates. The nostalgia goal that define
- 53:36our childhood Toy boxes. So the popular toys in late 1995
- 53:41were Beanie Babies. These partially stuffed plush
- 53:46toys with clever names first introduced in 93, had become a
- 53:48massive cultural phenomenon by the end of 95.
- 53:51Tied in manufacturer made them even more desirable by
- 53:53strategically retiring certain characters, turning the stuffed
- 53:56animals into highly sought after collected items.
- 53:59Pogs. This 1990s crazy involved
- 54:02collecting and trading small cardboard disk featuring various
- 54:05designs including movie and cartoon characters.
- 54:08By late 95 the game of flipping and slamming pog was reaching
- 54:11peak popularity with special says like slam tech pogs
- 54:13appearing on Holly wish list yeah those were great and then
- 54:22you know can I have my pog back Yeah yeah no, I I beat you so
- 54:33just fucking gambling. What the fuck is this?
- 54:35It's. Crazy though, baby, you know.
- 54:38I'm sorry, we were just playing for fun.
- 54:42No, no. What do you think?
- 54:50Did you they were you a pod fan? For a little bit I was and then
- 54:55I lost a bunch of them. So then I got to I got to the
- 54:59full cost, but I ain't minding no more this shit.
- 55:05I hate that shit, dude. I was like, I was losing, losing
- 55:10and losing. It was like, And then I won a
- 55:12few, obviously, but I was losing them and I was like, you know,
- 55:16my mom, like, I'm not buying anymore.
- 55:19Like, where'd you get them in the first place?
- 55:21At the store? OK, no, I'm not buying anymore.
- 55:25You're fine without them. Like, all right.
- 55:29Magic Gathering. Wow.
- 55:32And then there was toys based on Toy Story The released on Disney
- 55:37Pixar's Toy Story November sparked of toy frenzy Think ways
- 55:41toys released a line of toys based on a movie which became
- 55:44the most must have gift the season.
- 55:47Buzz Lightyear, the ultimate talking action figure with his
- 55:49wings and laser was highly sought after and LED to
- 55:52shortages in many stores. Sheriff Woody The pull string
- 55:55talking action figure of Woody has another hugely popular item
- 55:58that was thought for parents that was tough for parents to
- 56:01get their hands on. Dolls and figures Holiday Barbie
- 56:05The special edition 95 Happy Holidays Barbie featuring a
- 56:08festive Victoria inspired gown was a popular Christmas gift and
- 56:11collectible item for the season. St.
- 56:13Sharks This popular line of vacuum figures featuring
- 56:18humanoid sharks from the anime series the same name was a
- 56:21popular gift for boys. Pocahontas Dolls After the
- 56:25release of the anime film Gen. 95, Disney's line of Pocahontas
- 56:28dolls became a popular holiday gift.
- 56:31Other notable toys? Harley-Davidson Radio control
- 56:34motorcycle and the Fisher Price rollarounds.
- 56:41Yeah, those were fun for the kids.
- 56:44Next up, we dive into the heart of our nerd corner, Pokémon
- 56:47comic books and toys. Where did the toys?
- 56:51If you're new to the show, this is where we talk about what
- 56:53we're collecting, what we just pulled, what issues we're
- 56:55reading, and which figures we absolutely not need, but bought
- 56:58anyway. It's all the fandom fun in one
- 57:00place. OK so I completed the pokedex.
- 57:04I have 3 binders worth the fucking card, 100 and 1024.
- 57:09Cards. Done.
- 57:11They're all done. There's one card that was
- 57:15missing past week and yeah, we didn't get to talk about it last
- 57:20week, but I did go to the store, to the antique store and get
- 57:26like a bunch of cards that we're missing and I'm missing out on
- 57:29one. So again, I had to order online
- 57:32for one card. It came through finally this
- 57:35week, put in the binder is done and over with.
- 57:40Next up, I want to buy a binder that holds 1024 card and is on
- 57:48the and on the TikTok shop. So I'm going to do that and then
- 57:54I'm going to take out all the cards from those binders and
- 57:56just put them in this one and just like you know, organize
- 57:59them and then the three binders that I have over here, I'm
- 58:03probably going to put something else for it.
- 58:06Umm, other cards that I went remember last, the last card I
- 58:10told you about that I went and I went to the bathroom and
- 58:15there's. Gone.
- 58:15Yeah. I went found it and I like
- 58:21fucking press the button to for somebody to get him come over
- 58:23right away and like I want that. Card, yeah.
- 58:26Like, is that it? Like, yeah, no, no, there's
- 58:27more. I want more stuff.
- 58:29I'm going to look around, but I just want that card right away.
- 58:30I just want you to put it away from me for now.
- 58:33Just like, you know, right away. It's like, OK, yeah, no problem.
- 58:36So they take it. I buy more stuff.
- 58:38Obviously. There was a lucha libre Pikachu
- 58:44and I freaking went and got it. What else?
- 58:49There was some other stuff like I already put them away.
- 58:54The new stuff that came out. I'm waiting for the ones in
- 58:57January. They're coming on January.
- 58:58And like for some it's they're gonna look all different.
- 59:04They're gonna have like a comic book inspired little theme right
- 59:09there where it says pow or boom or something like that.
- 59:12So I can't wait for those comic books.
- 59:21Let me go. Not going to like talk about not
- 59:24going to tell you what they're I'm going to show you what they
- 59:28are. So here we go.
- 59:31Fantastic Four number. 6. Got it.
- 59:33Because of her. That's Invisible Woman as
- 59:36malice. She's from Marble.
- 59:40Rivals. So it's like all rivals.
- 59:45What's it called? Covers.
- 59:47I'm not going to read it because I was like, yeah, I don't really
- 59:49care. Doctor Strange number one with
- 59:52Angela on the cover. There were three different
- 59:57versions of the cover. One had Doctor Strange in the
- 1:00:00front, obviously his his own. Insane.
- 1:00:03With Angela on the side. And then there was one that was
- 1:00:05$25. I'm like, no, no way.
- 1:00:10Street Fighter masters #1 you know, like, nostalgia.
- 1:00:18Amy decided, hey, I see Street Fighter, let me grab it.
- 1:00:23Let me get it, and I'll read it later.
- 1:00:28But at the same time, like, hell yeah.
- 1:00:30And Rick and Morty, the end #1 supposed to be an end thing to
- 1:00:35something. So I got to look at those.
- 1:00:37I just like, like, oh hell yeah. These they're like I like Rick
- 1:00:41and Morty let me buy this one welcome to gaming stories and
- 1:00:46streams, the part of the show where we talk about what went
- 1:00:49down on our controllers consoles and live stream this week.
- 1:00:52This is where we the gameplay gets petty, then the stories
- 1:00:54gets chaotic and the streams get way more unhinged than any of us
- 1:00:57planned. If you ever rage quit a boss
- 1:00:59fight, apologize to NPC or yelled bro how at your screen
- 1:01:03like I could hear you yeah you belong here.
- 1:01:06So hitman world of assassin. It's also on PS4, but it's so
- 1:01:16it's like we can play it on PlayStation as well.
- 1:01:19Awesome. So they usually have celebrities
- 1:01:24in there where he has to kill. Celebrities.
- 1:01:27Fucking weird as fuck. I love it.
- 1:01:29So they had an Eminem versus Slim Shady where Eminem hires
- 1:01:33Hitman to kill Slim. Shady.
- 1:01:36So like, I'm not going to go through it, but same time I
- 1:01:40watched a video of the 26 mini video of, you know, doing the
- 1:01:44gameplay, doing the walkthrough and everything and like it's so
- 1:01:48fun. He just like walks around and
- 1:01:54you know, checks out the place, scopes out the place and it's
- 1:02:00that mom's spaghetti and he's using.
- 1:02:04There's another, there's other videos too.
- 1:02:06There's another video of 10 Ways to kill Slim.
- 1:02:08Shady. But this one three can Eminem
- 1:02:12grab Slim Shady from behind? Just takes him in there and
- 1:02:14beats his ass and which is fucking hilarious and it's like
- 1:02:21it this guy did it in like 25 minutes.
- 1:02:23Fun so and then the after credit is the zipper coming off and
- 1:02:31it's Slim Shady dying and stuff and it's the cover up and the
- 1:02:34album from last. Year day.
- 1:02:37And I was like everybody saying like, why didn't you just, you
- 1:02:40know, show this last year when like you were trying to hype
- 1:02:44your. Album.
- 1:02:47Like now it worked 10 different ways to kill Slim Shady.
- 1:02:52There was one where he just straight up went up to him and
- 1:02:54shot him in the face. Had to run out of here.
- 1:02:59He used mom spaghetti to kill him, poison him.
- 1:03:04He was a DJ and threw a bomb in there that.
- 1:03:07I'm on fire. It is the most ridiculous stuff
- 1:03:12ever of it's that will be available for free from December
- 1:03:201st to the 31st. So if you're interested in
- 1:03:22playing it again or just watching the thing, go to
- 1:03:26YouTube and watch it. If you're not, then yeah.
- 1:03:32The set of Eminem recruits agent 47 for admission assassinated
- 1:03:35his carrot chaotic alter ego who described as being crazy and
- 1:03:38unhinged. The mission takes place in the
- 1:03:42surreal twisted medical facility and called a pop some hills
- 1:03:45asylum pop some pills pop some hills asylum.
- 1:03:51I include references from energy Eminem discography.
- 1:03:54It's like a it's a bunch of stuff that is about him and I
- 1:03:57love it. You know, he's just he slip
- 1:04:04shady is just slip shady from background and I'm just like,
- 1:04:08this is crazy. I can't like I love it.
- 1:04:11I wish I had VR so I can play it.
- 1:04:16Marvel rivals celebrated one year anniversary finally.
- 1:04:19Like you got to see all the fucking videos of it everywhere.
- 1:04:22I guess fucking so, You know, it was supposed to be like a big
- 1:04:31countdown and it was this past week.
- 1:04:36We get to the five minute mark and obviously I go over there to
- 1:04:39Times Square to check out what's going on.
- 1:04:41Everything. And I'm streaming it.
- 1:04:43I'm playing and playing it and streaming it.
- 1:04:44And then we get to 0 and it's like, that's it.
- 1:04:51I thought we're gonna get something else, right?
- 1:04:53It became like a Spotify rap. It became like Marvel Rivals
- 1:04:57Rewind and shit. I was just like, OK, and then
- 1:05:00you get like 200 credits, blue units, and I'm just like, OK,
- 1:05:06this is very underwhelming. I saw something else was going
- 1:05:09to happen and I'm just like, oh, this is just like a fun little
- 1:05:12thing to do. OK, that's fine.
- 1:05:15If you're going to do more countdowns like that, hopefully
- 1:05:18you'll do have one like a Christmas tree for Christmas,
- 1:05:21the middle of Times Square or the countdown for the New Year's
- 1:05:26Eve party and more shit like that.
- 1:05:29You know, they showed clips of streamers, just streamers and
- 1:05:38influencers saying how much they fucking love Marvel Rivals.
- 1:05:44At the same time you had players on using Iron Man up there
- 1:05:51trying to shoot a because they didn't give a fuck about like
- 1:05:56Marvel Rivals came out on Twitter and said like send us
- 1:06:00videos of you telling us what you like about, you know, Marvel
- 1:06:05Rivals and stuff. So everybody assumed that we
- 1:06:09would get video game players, gamers from the community to do
- 1:06:15it. No, instead they got streamers,
- 1:06:18they got influencers, they got fucking the developers showing
- 1:06:22the videos, cosplayers as well, showing just videos up there.
- 1:06:25And I'm like, so it just didn't matter if we sent it.
- 1:06:28Just they're just going to choose these months.
- 1:06:30OK, nothing against them. I like some of them, but same
- 1:06:35time like don't lie to us, you know, don't, don't fucking tell
- 1:06:39us. Hey, we're going to put your
- 1:06:42video up there. No, you're going to put videos
- 1:06:44of the influencers and all those fucking people down there.
- 1:06:48So you had all the Iron Man up there, a bunch of people up
- 1:06:51there shooting at the screen, like get this shit off fucking
- 1:06:55here because they didn't want to see it.
- 1:06:58There's like, we just want to be here to.
- 1:07:00Have fun. My boy Roderick was there, Liana
- 1:07:06was there, they were all having fun there.
- 1:07:09And I guess Jeff the last fucking shark was like, you
- 1:07:13know, we were like fucking watching the screen, sitting
- 1:07:18down, everything. And here comes Jeff doing his
- 1:07:20all and fucking swallowing people and taking them
- 1:07:22somewhere. I'm like, bro, what the fuck are
- 1:07:28you doing? Stop, stop doing this bullshit.
- 1:07:31And like, that's what everybody on TikTok was saying.
- 1:07:33It's like, yeah, fucking Jeff, fucking Jeff, fucking Jeff.
- 1:07:36It's like fuck Jeff. Like 5 * a week Christmas
- 1:07:41episode, you share your holiday plans.
- 1:07:45So that was the whole point. I'm just like, it was a bit
- 1:07:48underwhelming, but whatever, it was fine.
- 1:07:51All right. Coming this week on Netflix.
- 1:07:54Grab your Coco, grab your hot cocoa, dim the lights like as a
- 1:07:57Blockbuster Friday Night 99 and welcome to Streaming Corner, the
- 1:08:00part of the show where we tell you what to watch, what to hurry
- 1:08:03up and finish, and what Netflix is about to snatch away.
- 1:08:05Like her mom taking the remote because you weren't doing your
- 1:08:08homework. Do your homework.
- 1:08:11Here's what's dropping on Netflix this week.
- 1:08:13New shows, new movies, new chaos.
- 1:08:15The stuff that makes us accidentally bench 3 episodes
- 1:08:17when we promised ourselves we'd go to bed early on December 5th.
- 1:08:21We already have that yesterday. Mean Girls 2004 the OG?
- 1:08:26Hell yeah hell yeah. And then we have Mean Girls
- 1:08:292024. The bullshit.
- 1:08:32The recently released rebooted Mean Girls movie with Tina Fey
- 1:08:34riding angry Rice and Renee rap star.
- 1:08:38Don't watch it. Watch it if you want to, I
- 1:08:42guess. Like, whatever, but you know,
- 1:08:44I'd rather have the OG on December 7th tomorrow.
- 1:08:48Castaway from 2000, directed by Roberts and Metcas and stars Tom
- 1:08:51Hanks and Helen Hunt. And a volleyball FedEx executive
- 1:08:57becomes stranded on remote island and must learn to survive
- 1:08:59physically and emotionally on December 9th.
- 1:09:01The West Wing season 1 through 7 every episode.
- 1:09:04Beloved political drama series on December 12th, Home for
- 1:09:08Christmas season 3 Netflix original Norwegian romantic
- 1:09:10comedy or set around the holiday season.
- 1:09:12I figured, you know, one person would love that.
- 1:09:19We all know who The Fanatic 2019, directed by Fred Durst.
- 1:09:27Yeah, you heard right. Rolling, rolling, rolling.
- 1:09:33This psychological thriller stars John Travolta, an unstable
- 1:09:35superfan who becomes dangerously fixated on Hollywood's action
- 1:09:38star, played by Devin Sawa, blurring the line between
- 1:09:41admiration, obsession. Dang.
- 1:09:44Wake up same day, wake up dead, wake up dead man and Knives out
- 1:09:50mystery 2025 Netflix original. The third Knives Out movie with
- 1:09:54both Daniel Craig and Ryan Johnson returning with a new
- 1:09:56ensemble cast and a new deadly murder mystery on December 13th.
- 1:10:00I want to watch this. The Talented Mr. Ripley from
- 1:10:031999. Directed by Anthony Minghella,
- 1:10:05Matt Damon stars a charming but sociopathic Rob Ripley who
- 1:10:09becomes dangerously obsessed with the luxurious lifestyle of
- 1:10:12a wealthy acquaintance, Jude Law in the psychological thriller
- 1:10:16also featuring Gwyneth Paltrow and Kate Blanchett.
- 1:10:20Here comes the movies that are leaving soon.
- 1:10:22These are the titles Netflix putting on the Christmas
- 1:10:24clearance rack. If you got something in your, I
- 1:10:26swear I'll watch it eventually. Let's guess what.
- 1:10:28The clock is ticking. Live in the BCR winding at 2:00
- 1:10:31AM? Gee.
- 1:10:35So finish it now. Download it for your flight.
- 1:10:38Or do what we all do, speed run the entire thing in one night
- 1:10:42out of pure panic. On December 4th, it's already
- 1:10:45gone. How I Met your mother, that's
- 1:10:47gone. Bang.
- 1:10:48Good, you don't want that bullshit here.
- 1:10:52Nah, fuck that. Last year anyways.
- 1:10:55December 18th Arrow other era burst spin off shows We continue
- 1:11:01to be available on Netflix. Supergirl remains available
- 1:11:04until December 15, 2026, Legends Tomorrow remains available until
- 1:11:07The twelve 2nd 2027 and The Flash remains available until
- 1:11:11November 28th, 2020. Eighth.
- 1:11:13But if Arrow does the part, it's going to be much more fragmented
- 1:11:15and harder. Watch the Arrow burst in order
- 1:11:18and now go back to Netflix by the WB as some bullshit.
- 1:11:30Also leaving the 100 and fucking hell.
- 1:11:35Supernatural despite being an older show.
- 1:11:41Supernet despite being an older show.
- 1:11:43Supernatural garnered excellent viewership on Netflix, with the
- 1:11:46Netflix Engagement report suggesting it picked up 64.7
- 1:11:51million views from 2023 through mid 2025.
- 1:11:55And that's what the show only being in the United States and
- 1:11:59you're gonna get rid of it. That's crazy.
- 1:12:04They need the money in order to bankroll the entire WB.
- 1:12:09That they. Just bought that's some
- 1:12:12bullshit. We need to make room for the DC
- 1:12:15movies that are coming in. So get rid of the TV shows, get
- 1:12:21rid of Arrow and everything else that later comes in the years
- 1:12:24because, you know, whatever. And now the big one, Stranger
- 1:12:31Things season 5, the final season, the Hawkings end game.
- 1:12:34The moment we realize these kids are now adults with mortgages.
- 1:12:38We're talking leaks, reactions, early reviews, fan theories, and
- 1:12:41emotional trauma on Netflix about to put us through
- 1:12:43Beckner's back 11 angsty Will's hair finally found justice, and
- 1:12:47you already know they're going to hit us with a final finale
- 1:12:49that feels like getting punched in the nostalgia.
- 1:12:52Gland. Jane's not here yet, so she
- 1:12:56hasn't watched this episode. These episodes at.
- 1:13:14All. After running around and shit,
- 1:13:25but to me the IT start off a little slow, but you know, it
- 1:13:32picked up, you know, saying and I'm anxious to see after that
- 1:13:38that episode 4 We like like I can't wait till Christmas, Like
- 1:13:46I know probably not gonna watch. Yeah, I must be gonna watch it.
- 1:13:48Christmas, you know, gonna be out there for you.
- 1:13:52I'll be off that Christmas, but I got to go back to work the
- 1:13:56following day after fucking Christmas, so you know, But I
- 1:14:01just see what's going. On what's it called?
- 1:14:08You're right. And they're like older and they
- 1:14:11they look older and you know, fucking Will is was a baby when
- 1:14:14he first started. He's now like he's fucking
- 1:14:18taller than his older. Brother, right?
- 1:14:21Like what? So like, and like, yeah, the
- 1:14:30whole thing is just like I, I don't think they're gonna like
- 1:14:39put, you know, ends, end this, you know, and lose ends because,
- 1:14:44like the bullies need to get their acid kicked.
- 1:14:46Real. Yeah.
- 1:14:48And if you've rushed that, like, no, you better not rush that.
- 1:14:51You better not give us that in the final episode.
- 1:14:53Do it to us. Do it.
- 1:14:54Give it to us now. Like episode 5-6 or seven, Not
- 1:15:00in the fucking finale, Episode 4, That whole one shot of just
- 1:15:09damn running around during like a little war scene that was
- 1:15:13there and taking one shot and then just like, oh, I love this.
- 1:15:22And I like have they've never done that before?
- 1:15:27And I'm just like this fucking awesome.
- 1:15:28I love it. Derek is a fucking asshole.
- 1:15:33I don't give a fucking little fucking Dick head.
- 1:15:36But then he re redeemed himself. No, he's still a fucking
- 1:15:39asshole. And then will finally does his
- 1:15:46thing and I'm just like hell yeah, like he finally did his
- 1:15:51thing. Good shit.
- 1:15:54Goosebumps all over of obviously the mom like trying to protect
- 1:16:00her chit and I'm just like how you to protect that fucking old
- 1:16:03man right there. Again, felt like fucking Jason,
- 1:16:08not Jason. Michael Myers in Rob Zombie
- 1:16:12movie when he's at the fucking asylum and like y'all
- 1:16:19motherfuckers let this motherfucker have like do
- 1:16:22weights and everything and he can't get out.
- 1:16:25What kind of shit is? That.
- 1:16:28You know, like that's Will right there.
- 1:16:30He looks like he's fucking built like a fucking and he's still
- 1:16:35being coddled and I'm like, bro, leave that boy alone.
- 1:16:39He's a man now. He's.
- 1:16:40Like, yeah. OK.
- 1:16:47Oh dude, what's her face? The girl?
- 1:16:50The redhead? Like if.
- 1:16:53Yeah, I for sure. If this was ever in the movie
- 1:16:56theaters, that's the part where people would be screaming their
- 1:16:59asses. Yeah.
- 1:17:00That she's back again, again running up the hill just pissed
- 1:17:06me off. Or just like fucking this song
- 1:17:10again. Yeah, yeah.
- 1:17:11And then they had Tiffany, like, I think we're alone now, like.
- 1:17:17Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Umbrella Academy did it better.
- 1:17:22But OK, no, they don't have them classics in there, so you know.
- 1:17:26Yeah, of course, but that last final scene of just Will just
- 1:17:32fucking bleeding and shit is like, come happy motherfucker.
- 1:17:36I was like, I wish Vecna would have seen that.
- 1:17:37Like, oh. We got to see 11th Sister.
- 1:17:48Right. Season 2 because I totally.
- 1:17:54Forgot. Yeah, me too.
- 1:17:56Like you had nothing, but just like, all right, just just bring
- 1:18:01that girl back from season 2. Like that sucks.
- 1:18:06You don't get to talk about this until now.
- 1:18:09Like, come on, you could have done like stories, you decided
- 1:18:14now what shocked you, what it's like, what worked, what
- 1:18:25frustrated you? What frustrated me with the
- 1:18:28whole thing with well. What frustrated me was, I mean,
- 1:18:36of course I'm being so fucking old now.
- 1:18:38And Winona Ryder, overprotective ass, you know, I mean, it's
- 1:18:51crazy. But I mean, just to, I mean,
- 1:18:56just to, in my opinion, they waited too long from Season 4 to
- 1:19:03now. You know what I'm saying?
- 1:19:06To, to, to, Yeah. And in this, in this fucking
- 1:19:13Thanksgiving, Christmas and New Year's shit, this shit is this
- 1:19:17shit ain't right. They should just, they started
- 1:19:20shit together. Like for real?
- 1:19:23Right. Like I I hate that.
- 1:19:25Like they do that for every. Show, yeah.
- 1:19:29Like they did it with the fucking Cobra Kai.
- 1:19:31Yeah. And I'm just like, can you just
- 1:19:33fucking put them? On yeah 'cause this is
- 1:19:35ridiculous. I'm no longer interested in this
- 1:19:37shit. We want to binge watch this
- 1:19:42shit. Yeah, damn.
- 1:19:48There was because I know I I think there's going to be like a
- 1:19:52little time travel thing the whole 88 mph 88 on there her
- 1:19:59talking about the flux capacitor and I'm just like, I love the
- 1:20:06fact that. Steve is driving and he hears
- 1:20:10pluck capacitor and that like he immediately turned around and so
- 1:20:15does Will's brother and they both like do this turn.
- 1:20:18He's still driving. Yeah.
- 1:20:20Mind you, but he does this turn around and it's like, bro, what
- 1:20:24the what the fuck are you doing? I didn't like that they split
- 1:20:32corporate kind to three parts. I didn't leader.
- 1:20:33Then again, I was like, I thought as soon as fucking the
- 1:20:36last one is like, oh God, it's horrible.
- 1:20:39I'm done with this. I don't even want to talk about
- 1:20:41this anymore. I don't want to talk about the
- 1:20:42show anymore. So like it just turned me off
- 1:20:49from it. Like there were other sorts of
- 1:20:51things that turned me off of it, but it just turned me off from,
- 1:20:53it's like, you know what? This fucking show sucks.
- 1:20:57They're not going to have a good ending for Stranger Things
- 1:21:00either. I'm not going to give me my
- 1:21:01hopes up either. But same time, like, all right,
- 1:21:05three more episodes to go for Christmas and then again, one
- 1:21:11more episode. And I hope it's a huge episode
- 1:21:14on New Year. That should be, yeah.
- 1:21:15That's it. We're done.
- 1:21:17That better be 3 hours for real. No, don't be.
- 1:21:22Don't be quiet. Say what you're going to say.
- 1:21:24Say it. Say it.
- 1:21:32Am I emotionally prepared to watch this show for the end?
- 1:21:35Yeah, I'm fucking fine. I don't care.
- 1:21:38I didn't like this whole like the past few seasons are fine.
- 1:21:46You know, had it been like every season, like after, after the
- 1:21:50whole thing with Never Ending Story song, then yeah, I would
- 1:21:55have been invested with the tiny children.
- 1:21:57But now they're grown as kids and I'm just like, whatever.
- 1:22:07Alien aliens. Aliens reference.
- 1:22:10Get away from her, you bitch. Get away from my daughter.
- 1:22:14I'm like, fuck yeah. That's fucking hot right there,
- 1:22:19Wheeler. That's fucking hot.
- 1:22:20Miss Wheeler. Hell yeah.
- 1:22:24And like, she'd been the girl that's playing Wheeler.
- 1:22:30She's been fucking posting on social media lately and it's
- 1:22:33like, and she's not like this scene right here.
- 1:22:37It would made my day because the whole aliens thing was like
- 1:22:40hell. Yeah, yeah.
- 1:22:41Everything turned out like, even What's her face?
- 1:22:45That girl? Ethan Hawke.
- 1:22:51Maya. Maya dressing up as fucking
- 1:22:54what's her face as Winona Ryder from back in the 80s, or I think
- 1:23:01it was Johnny Depp dressing up as Johnny Depp with the jacket
- 1:23:06and everything and then having scenes with Winona Ryder knowing
- 1:23:11that he fucking dated. Him like that, straight ahead.
- 1:23:19There's one reason I hate that show.
- 1:23:20Not here, you know? Damn.
- 1:23:21Said that out loud. All right, man, All right.
- 1:23:32What am I expecting? I I just expected to fucking
- 1:23:34end. I don't care if you're going to
- 1:23:38do this again with the whole three more episodes you get to
- 1:23:42watch on Christmas Eve and New Year's Eve.
- 1:23:49Willpower should have manifested back in season 3, right?
- 1:23:52You know, 4, you know, around there not right now.
- 1:23:55It's a very end at the very end of the tale where like we've
- 1:23:59been all waiting for you to what the hell even his his crush went
- 1:24:03to what's his face like? Why didn't this happen and see
- 1:24:07the last season when you were trying to explain and then
- 1:24:10nothing happened and then like in between seasons, now you're
- 1:24:14going to talk about this? Right.
- 1:24:19What? Yeah.
- 1:24:26All right. So are we expecting it to be
- 1:24:30speaking big ass thing or? I don't know what to expect to
- 1:24:38true. I'm not going to be some death,
- 1:24:41I know that, but. Yeah, the death, I can't wait.
- 1:24:53There's only one death I was invested in that was.
- 1:24:56Yeah. Like I really don't care
- 1:24:58anymore. Like after that if like if
- 1:25:00something happened where like somebody did another rock song
- 1:25:03in the between there, like, oh, that's just shit is awesome.
- 1:25:06Hell yeah, Steve dying at the end these next few episodes,
- 1:25:15that's gonna fuck. Everything, yeah.
- 1:25:19Like there has to be like a death or some likable character
- 1:25:22at. Least it's gonna happen.
- 1:25:23It's gonna happen. Fucking Dustin.
- 1:25:26If Dustin dies then yeah, I'd be like, not the not the kid that's
- 1:25:31fucking we all liked and shit when he was fucking came out in
- 1:25:34the first episode with no, not that kid.
- 1:25:37Come on. Oh, no, exactly.
- 1:25:40Dustin dies. That's like, all right, this
- 1:25:43fucking show sold. But yeah, fucking Christmas Day
- 1:25:51or whatever, Christmas and New Year, that's when the last the
- 1:25:55final three episodes are Christmas and the final one
- 1:25:57episode that we got get to wait for on fucking New Year's Eve.
- 1:26:01Get the fuck out of here, all right?
- 1:26:04We're done with this, and now it's movies that feel like
- 1:26:07Christmas movies are technically all right.
- 1:26:08Gather around the metaphorical fireplace or the space heater
- 1:26:11that sounds like a PlayStation Two trying to read a crash desk.
- 1:26:18It's time for one of our favorite December debates,
- 1:26:21because we all love to debate about this.
- 1:26:23You know the ones. They got the winter vibe, the
- 1:26:26holiday energy, the Cody soundtrack, or the emotional
- 1:26:28trauma of the December release. But no one at this studio ever
- 1:26:32officially slapped the Santa hat on it.
- 1:26:34These are the movies that raised us during winter break.
- 1:26:36The ones they played on cable when every kid was homesick,
- 1:26:40bored, or sugar crashing from too many candy canes.
- 1:26:42The ones who watched on VHS at your cousin's house because the
- 1:26:45adults refuse to let you watch touch the good TV.
- 1:26:49We're talking purely 7 energy, even.
- 1:26:52There isn't a single elf, Christmas tree or magical
- 1:26:54snowflake insight. So we asked first.
- 1:26:59You know, like what? What movies?
- 1:27:01And of course people came out Jane.
- 1:27:05Die Hard is just a Christmas movie over in there in the
- 1:27:07states I think. I think for sure not in my house
- 1:27:12though. I haven't even seen them Die
- 1:27:15Hard movies. I think Edward Scissorhands the
- 1:27:16Christmas movie period. Narnia, the lion, the witch and
- 1:27:20the wardrobe, WBT the BBC TV series though it's really a
- 1:27:23movie part up. It's also Christmas for me.
- 1:27:26But for me 3 Wishes for Cinderella.
- 1:27:28It's the Christmas movie of them all. 11 AM on Christmas Eve
- 1:27:34every year is holy for me. Nobody's allowed to watch
- 1:27:36anything else then. Damn.
- 1:27:39OK, changes went off. Fuck you.
- 1:27:44AI. Cobra Kai splint 3 parts Get out
- 1:27:47of here. Mad Max Lethal Weapon one of Mad
- 1:27:51Max says Lethal Weapon one Shenrod says is always straight
- 1:27:55to Die Hard. Of course it is Jessa.
- 1:27:58I mean, obviously Die Hard is a Christmas movie.
- 1:28:00Obviously, I obviously Die Hard as the one that we all got.
- 1:28:04To see right. Ho ho ho, these fucking guns
- 1:28:11belong to me now. You know, like Christmas?
- 1:28:18Yeah. Other movies.
- 1:28:20Edward Scissorhands snow? Check.
- 1:28:22Winter vibes? Check.
- 1:28:23Christmas spirit without actually being a Christmas
- 1:28:25movie? Double check.
- 1:28:27Gremlins cuz chaos during Christmas.
- 1:28:32A busy Christmas movie, of course.
- 1:28:35Yeah, they they they sang, they sang Hi ho, hi ho.
- 1:28:42No way. That's not it.
- 1:28:43No, that's that's no way movie. They did the whole Yule to it.
- 1:28:48I remember them singing outside. We wish you a Merry Christmas.
- 1:28:54Yeah, that's what they say. If, if, if a Christmas movie.
- 1:28:57If a movie has, you know, Christmas songs in there, then
- 1:29:02it's a Christmas movie. If a movie has a fucking tree, a
- 1:29:11Christmas tree, it's a Christmas movie.
- 1:29:15Case in point, Batman. Returns.
- 1:29:17Damn right. The freaking Gotham Queen,
- 1:29:22whatever her name is. The Prince, where does she land?
- 1:29:26The Ice Princess, where does she land?
- 1:29:28On the Christmas box and light up the tree and goddamn back
- 1:29:32from flying out the tree. So it's a Christmas movie.
- 1:29:37Batman Returns the Christmas movie even after Batman Returns
- 1:29:43after that fucking Batman with with Mr. Freed.
- 1:29:49That's a Christmas movie, too. Right.
- 1:29:54Is it? I just keep thinking of them in
- 1:29:58the fucking fireplace, I guess. Not a Christmas movie, Harry
- 1:30:08Potter the Sorcerer's Stone. Not a Christmas movie, but the
- 1:30:14Hogwarts Great Hall said Deck the magical halls anyways.
- 1:30:20And it's always comes out around this time of year.
- 1:30:23So yeah, it is a Christmas movie.
- 1:30:26Like they always go around, They always go to Hogwarts around
- 1:30:28November and December. We always get to watch Harry
- 1:30:31Potter around November, December.
- 1:30:36So yeah, it's a Christmas movie. Iron Man 3, The Shame Black
- 1:30:39Special, Christmas everywhere, and yet somehow not a Christmas
- 1:30:41movie. It's a Christmas.
- 1:30:43It happens around Christmas. I just watched the plate right?
- 1:30:48Yeah, it is. It is.
- 1:30:49I saw a tree. I saw a tree.
- 1:30:53If it has snow. Christmas Movie Iron Man 3 It's
- 1:30:57a Christmas movie because it has Snow Jane, She's Here, Rocky 4
- 1:31:06Snow Mountains holiday release and the entire thing feels like
- 1:31:09a Christmas paper dream and the kids at home are watching it on
- 1:31:15Christmas. Eve, Yeah.
- 1:31:18So like, that's my dad. We know we're not dumb.
- 1:31:29Even the the robot says. Married.
- 1:31:31Shit, I gotta add it to my Christmas list.
- 1:31:34Add it to your Christmas list. Rocky 4 is a Christmas movie.
- 1:31:38You know, like a Christmas. Miracle, yeah.
- 1:31:43He beat out of Russian. I would say no not Rocky 6
- 1:31:49because he just comes back from it.
- 1:31:52It happens in the January Mean Girls is a Christmas movie.
- 1:32:00Jingle Bell Rock. That's all I gotta say.
- 1:32:02No shit. Yeah, yeah, The Revenant.
- 1:32:08Listen, winter trauma is still winter trauma.
- 1:32:14Every horror movie that has set a crowd Christmas is a Christmas
- 1:32:17movie as well. And finally Die Hard the God
- 1:32:21tear holiday debate spiritual Christmas energy bold man in
- 1:32:26event energy December icon he is.
- 1:32:29He's a December icon. Like how can the same shit
- 1:32:32happen the same guy twice? Die Hard 2 is a Christmas.
- 1:32:34Movie. Damn right.
- 1:32:37Damn right, cuz he says it. How can the same shit happen the
- 1:32:39same guy twice on the next next year as well?
- 1:32:43So it's like you know 22 Christmas movies from die hard.
- 1:32:49That's great. Even even if we can.
- 1:32:53Bruce Willis has come out to say it's not a Christian movie.
- 1:32:56Then again, he does have. So he somebody had his dress
- 1:33:23Santa Claus in there, set up Christmas set around Christmas.
- 1:33:29Can't wait to buy kit to buy stuff for the kids, all that
- 1:33:33shit. Yeah, and it's on Peacock, so
- 1:33:37I'm going to watch it anyway. So yeah.
- 1:33:43What else? What are the other list on your
- 1:33:45list? That's not like a take a you
- 1:33:50said all my answers so we got the same mindset.
- 1:33:54So. We got the same everyone watch
- 1:33:59list too. OK, Yeah, everybody has their
- 1:34:00watches. All right.
- 1:34:02If we come, if we think about more Christmas movies, they're
- 1:34:06not Christmas, but, you know, technically are.
- 1:34:10We'll talk about it again next week and we'll do more stuff on.
- 1:34:15That big all? Right.
- 1:34:19That's that man. That's the final thing.
- 1:34:21Yeah, we made it for two hours. No kidding.
- 1:34:28No kidding. Just like you ready to.
- 1:34:31Go Yeah, let's get it ready. Yeah, you just get it.
- 1:34:34All right? That went fast.
- 1:34:36It did, didn't it? Yeah. 10:30 What time do we
- 1:34:41start? 8:30?
- 1:34:43Hell yeah, yeah. Not bad, all right?
- 1:34:46Cool and just like that we reached the end of another
- 1:34:49December powered Cocoa field episode of the MPP podcast
- 1:34:52episode 264 to 1 running on peppermint mocha energy
- 1:34:57questionable holiday movie opinions and the lingering
- 1:35:01believed that diehard is a movie Chris Christmas movie because it
- 1:35:04just feels especially correct. James says I just got here, like
- 1:35:07I know. And it's good thing you just got
- 1:35:11here because Shadow Frap said earlier.
- 1:35:16Because of we talked about what's it called Stranger Things
- 1:35:24and you know. You ain't on Puff, you ain't on
- 1:35:28season 5 yet. So good.
- 1:35:31Yeah, she's not so round. So yes, if you're just damn it,
- 1:35:39I should have said this earlier. Like I'll have it in the show
- 1:35:44notes of where you can skip to, I'll edit it and then have it in
- 1:35:50the show notes of where you can skip to so you can listen
- 1:35:53without having more spoilers. So far, it's gonna be like a 2
- 1:35:58hour mark around there. Maybe, perhaps we'll see.
- 1:36:02We'll get to it. If you stuck with us through the
- 1:36:08nostalgia avalanche, the binge watch confessions, the holiday
- 1:36:11cast, and the emotional damage that comes from remembering how
- 1:36:14stressful mall parking lots were in 98, congratulations, you're
- 1:36:17officially one of us now. You survived A snowstorm by the
- 1:36:21Wi-Fi glitches, the Mariah Carey Animal Defrost speedrun, the
- 1:36:24Gregas Holiday Action hero energy in that moment where we
- 1:36:27all briefly question their life choices.
- 1:36:29So before you grab a mug of hot cocoa, unwrap it Tamale, and let
- 1:36:33the heater Rock You to sleep like a late 90s Cartoon Network
- 1:36:35marathon, here's your mission for next week.
- 1:36:39And we forgot to mention something else.
- 1:36:43What do you think of Survivor Series?
- 1:36:46The War Games. I love the women's match, the
- 1:36:52men's war game after terrible. It was fucking terrible shit.
- 1:37:02My God, just what do you think of?
- 1:37:04That ending, that ending with that.
- 1:37:07Oh, no. Oh.
- 1:37:09That whole who, who? Who's behind the mask?
- 1:37:15I don't I I just don't know who I I'm keep hearing people saying
- 1:37:19this theory. I heard people say Jericho,
- 1:37:22which I know that's a lie. Speaking of Jericho, Seth, I
- 1:37:31don't know because they said he had surgery.
- 1:37:34So it's not. It's not.
- 1:37:37But then again, he lied about his legs.
- 1:37:41Yeah, you never can't tell. It could be that joke, you know?
- 1:37:45Yeah, with Jericho, he posted on his Instagram, he posted his
- 1:37:56Y2KY2J and from when he first. Came home.
- 1:38:03And I'm like, why are you posting this?
- 1:38:05He come are you really out of? The reason we didn't have AI.
- 1:38:18Saw a clip that was like Jake Paul behind the mask.
- 1:38:20I'll wait. How's it?
- 1:38:22Oh, Jake Paul, Not Logan Paul. OK, I get it.
- 1:38:26Whatever. But he's too sure.
- 1:38:28He's too tall. He's too.
- 1:38:29Tall. But Jake Paul is shorter than
- 1:38:32Logan, but he's too tall in that scene, and it wasn't him.
- 1:38:41So the reason we didn't have an episode last week is because our
- 1:38:44fucking Wi-Fi went out. My Wi-Fi went out.
- 1:38:48I didn't get to watch war games at all.
- 1:38:53My Wi-Fi went out like around 1:00.
- 1:38:56Yeah. And I didn't get it like until
- 1:39:00like 1030. By that time, it was too late.
- 1:39:03But and. Replay yours, Yeah, and then
- 1:39:07yours. You said that yours went out
- 1:39:09before the fucking. Main event, Yeah, right.
- 1:39:11For the main event, yeah. I was out for the whole day.
- 1:39:16This is like, this shit sucks. I'm going to sleep fucking and
- 1:39:22has some leftover still 8 looked around I came and play.
- 1:39:30Dang. I came and play.
- 1:39:32I came and do anything. There's no Wi-Fi.
- 1:39:34And This is why the reason why we must have like, you know,
- 1:39:38DVD. That's right.
- 1:39:40That's right. Like 'cause then you know some
- 1:39:45because some shit like that's going to happen where Wi-Fi is
- 1:39:48going to go out and you're just gonna be fucking bored.
- 1:39:51I you could have your phone but saying same time like you want
- 1:39:56the whole thing in front big screen not.
- 1:39:58Like. Looking at your shit the entire
- 1:40:00time. So I went to sleep, didn't wake
- 1:40:02up till like fucking later, and then I fucking woke up again and
- 1:40:05I looked around like no Wi-Fi, no what's going on in thing like
- 1:40:11oh cool, that's great. I can't even watch it.
- 1:40:14I love Ria's mask. I love the fact that John Cena
- 1:40:21sold it to everybody. Sold everybody.
- 1:40:24Yeah. That was fun
- 1:40:48last week. So yeah, let's let's hit it.
- 1:40:57Here's your mission for next week.
- 1:41:00What other movies feel like Christmas movies but technically
- 1:41:03aren't Christmas movies? We're building next episode
- 1:41:05straight from your comments. Memories and D cut nostalgia
- 1:41:07fixes. The one blockbuster wish he kept
- 1:41:11to yourself. Brand new projects dropping next
- 1:41:14week. The kind of question that hit
- 1:41:15harder than a snowballs to the face in a 2002 middle school
- 1:41:18playground. And because the nostalgia gods
- 1:41:21demand tribute, we're diving into some Teenage Mutant Ninja
- 1:41:25Turtles lore. The OG movie turns 35 years old
- 1:41:30and we refuse to let Donald tell us both staff skills,
- 1:41:32Michelangelo's pizza addiction, and or April O'neil's iconic
- 1:41:36yellow jumpsuit go uncelebrated. If that doesn't make you feel
- 1:41:41old, nothing. Well, before you go Show Some
- 1:41:45Love follows on Instagram, Twitter, Blue Sky, Tick Tock and
- 1:41:49YouTube for live stream chaos hot takes and those moments we
- 1:41:52probably shouldn't record but absolutely do anyway.
- 1:41:55Rate the show so the acronym knows that we're not just
- 1:41:57talking ourselves in a digital void like is AI AM in 2002.
- 1:42:01Drop a comment on Spotify and yes, we really do read them,
- 1:42:04even the spicy chaotic ones that sound like they're type during a
- 1:42:07nostalgia sugar rush. This is the M3P podcast where
- 1:42:12community creativity and a little snowstorm knocks out the
- 1:42:15Wi-Fi right as you hit save Chaos Always collide.
- 1:42:19That sucked last week, It really did.
- 1:42:22And remember, if your Christmas tree light starts flickering,
- 1:42:25it's either the spirit of season or you bought the same Dollar
- 1:42:28Tree extension course like we did.
- 1:42:31Either way, embrace the glow. Enjoying friggin weekend.
- 1:42:36And we'll see you next week. Greg, thanks for hanging out.
- 1:42:40Appreciate it brother. Appreciate you all.
- 1:42:43Right, man, we're get this pull, we're gonna get to the episode
- 1:42:48out by tomorrow morning, Jane says.
- 1:42:51Oh shit, I gotta get myself a DVD player.
- 1:42:53My DVD players the PS4. It works without WI.
- 1:42:57Fi, yeah, it still works. DVD on it you can still use.
- 1:43:03Yeah, yeah. You don't need no Wi-Fi to play
- 1:43:04them DVD's on there. No, it's the whole gaming
- 1:43:09system, unless it's like, you know, Amazon or other apps like
- 1:43:17that. My PS-5, mine does my PS5-O.
- 1:43:21For real. I didn't realize that I'll have
- 1:43:25to do it. All right, it's all good.
- 1:43:29All right, guys, time to go. Greg.
- 1:43:33Thanks for hanging out. Appreciate it, brother.
- 1:43:34I'll. See you next time, all right.
- 1:43:37All right. Talk to you later.