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Hoppe 101! (Hoppe Hour With Ryan Hoppe: 5.24.26) · Hoppe Radio (Hoppe Hour) With Ryan Hoppe

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  Poppy Hour starts live in less than 10 minutes.
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  Stand by. Oh yeah, we have a clip from the Too
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  Personal podcast. You know what that is? The
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  Too Personal podcast? That is the podcast Joy
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  Taylor's doing about dating. But she's dumb and
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  doesn't know a thing about sports. So she has
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  to relate and she has to use her Busty Bass's
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  content. And she has Tone Bell, who was a former
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  guest of the show 10 years ago when I was interning
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  at Toco Works in Eeyore City. He came by, and
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  we walked around while I interviewed him. And
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  here he is asking her if she would be mayor.
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  Let's be clear. I'd be an excellent politician.
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  Yeah, because you're a slut. You'd be an excellent
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  politician. Here's why I'd be an excellent politician.
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  Because you're a sociopath. and you're power
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  -hungry and promiscuous. That's why. I'm not
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  a politician. Here's why I don't be an excellent
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  leader. One, you're not a leader. You slipped
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  your way to the top. I am an excellent delegator.
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  Yeah, you are. Hey. Listen, if I give you the
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  top of your life, people who are excellent. I
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  put great people around me intentionally, and
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  we have a great working relationship. Oh, yeah.
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  I don't have any redeeming talents, so if I bang
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  them, then I get the job. So I'm going to teach
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  a generation of women like Kamala Harris to sleep
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  your way to the top. I work great with other
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  people. Okay. And that's on period. This is for
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  something else. So I work great with other people.
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  I really prioritize the most vulnerable in our
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  community. No, take her seriously. He's just
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  like, I want to plow you. You didn't say anything.
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  And I can. Yeah, because we don't really agree,
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  bitch. And debate. I'm a professional debater.
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  Oh, yeah. I could have done so much with that
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  line debater. Like, I watch Steve. She's a master
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  debater. May we debate for LA? Yes. Shit show.
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  There you go. Blah, blah, blah. Man, she is just
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  a sociopath. And what she does is she gets these
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  guys on the show that just kiss their asses.
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  Here's Neon clapping back after getting backlash
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  for dyeing his hair blonde for Alabama Barker's
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  validation. And says he, in response to the claims
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  that he was friendzoned. Neon, listen to me.
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  I have been very nice on this show about it.
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  Damn it, time! And there was a girl that was
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  really hot. And she was banging everybody else.
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  And I was like, it drove me nuts. Mia, you're
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  not built for a girl like Amabama Parker. She's
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  a cloud chaser. She's using you because you're
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  buying her $20 ,000 Birkin bags. And you're doing
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  this thing that every 22 -year -old does, which
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  is not listen to their elders. And you're getting
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  mad. Listen to me. You have no shot with her.
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  She's younger than you. Rich, she's spent back
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  on you, but it's like, bro, she doesn't want
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  you. You're a friend. She friendzoned you. She
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  really did. Do you really think you've banged?
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  You think, since you guys have been talking,
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  she hasn't banged anybody else? Oh, she's only
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  hanging out with you. Get the hell, bro. This
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  image of Neon will forever live rent -free in
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  all of our heads. Right? No, he's not. Bro, segue.
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  Switch it up, bro. I just hope he is so defensive.
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  I root for him. I like Neon, but he's beta. Whatever
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  validation you were looking for from this girl,
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  you got it at the very end. Bro, I did it because
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  it was a good move. What was a good move? To
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  do whatever she says because you're wet. You
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  seem like a really good guy. You need like a
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  hot ass Indian wife to take care of you. And
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  I'm going to be honest, ever since I've been
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  here, I've been glowing up. Glowing up? Yeah,
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  I've been glowing up. You should have been doing
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  it in the first place. you give a woman credit
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  for your glow up. You're giving them way too
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  much power. So, um, you can say what you want,
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  but... You won't say what we want. You're whipped.
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  Girl, she doesn't care about you. While you're
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  laying at home, like, why is she never part of
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  my tax? She's getting banged up by someone else.
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  Mm -hmm. Nobody violates life, number one. The
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  moment they violate, out the door. Oh, yeah,
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  sorry. is talking about his polyamorous relationship.
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  Dude, you're 50 years old. Grow up, please. Akon
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  reveals the rules he lives by in his polyamorous
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  relationship. Oh, yeah. He just seems like a
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  douchebag. Like, you don't want to meet your
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  heroes. Sitting down with the We Need to Talk
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  podcast, the singer confirms he has multiple
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  wives who all work together to keep the house
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  and build a harmonious existence. Oh, yeah. I
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  don't know what the cash should be. I know he's
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  got money and power. He just seems insufferable.
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  On the F, Akon, whose wife Tamika filed for divorce
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  in September after nearly three decades of marriage,
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  explains there is a hierarchy in his relationship.
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  Oh, so this is like another version of Nia's
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  relationship. And all of his partners must respect
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  his first wife. Yeah, that's a weird thing. I
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  need someone in the community. Their got to thing
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  was like, I can make as many... You can't. Whatever,
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  dude. So he doesn't specify if he's referring
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  to Tameka. Nobody violates their life, number
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  one. The moment they violate, out the door. With
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  new people, a part of your family, there's gonna
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  be new attitudes. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. I'm
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  controlling. The hell's wrong with you? New mindsets,
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  you know, new behaviors. I'm controlling as hell.
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  And they gotta deal with that. You're gonna deal
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  with that or else. You don't get my... But while
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  the 53 -year -old has multiple partners, he says
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  he's the, quote, only man in the relationship
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  dynamic. That's what I don't like. I like a good
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  open relationship. Mm -hmm. Where the woman can
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  bang on her man or woman. When the man goes,
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  oh, yeah, you can't touch anybody else. You're
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  a loser. You're afraid that there's gonna be
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  better men out there. Mm -hmm. A prominent local
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  businessman who used to run a gay conversion
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  ministry in Orlando is now facing felony charges
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  of luring a teen for sex online. This is what
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  I tell you guys all the time. These people that
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  try to convert you from being gay, a lot of times
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  they're telling themselves that. Why? Because
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  they're in the closet. It drives them nuts. Seeing
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  other gay people be happy. Alan Manning Chambers
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  is well known in the Winter Park business community.
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  Western News investigative reporter Greg Fox
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  is live at the Orange County Jail. And Greg Chambers
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  could walk out of jail before the end of the
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  day. Yeah, he'll bail himself out. That's what
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  his attorney told me that he was hoping, that
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  he would be able to postpone and get through
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  the booking and release center and gain some
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  of his freedom back today while he awaits trial
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  on these charges. And while all of that is being
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  arranged, the business community is stunned to
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  have learned about not only Chambers' arrest,
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  but his controversial past. Oh, yeah. Everybody's
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  got a past, but this guy's a loser! The first
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  appearance in front of a judge lasted just five
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  minutes, but the criminal case against the former
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  pastor and well -known businessman will affect
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  the rest of Alan Chambers' life. The problem
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  is this. He makes all religious people look bad.
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  Because we all know he's in the closet. The operator.
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  men's clothing stores in Winter Park was arrested
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  Monday and charged with three felony counts that
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  allege he was trying to lure a 14 -year -old
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  boy for sex. Why is it people that are religious
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  get mad at me and say not all people in religion
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  are pedophiles, but then things like this happen?
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  the arrest affidavit alleges chambers messaged
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  the teen who was an undercover deputy on snapchat
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  trying to oh yeah that's not even creepier gauge
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  him in sexual activities and saying he wanted
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  to make love you're such a loser you put it in
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  writing you're asking to get caught His attorney
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  argued for release and conditions to allow Chambers
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  to keep working. Yeah, you know, the attorney's
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  just defending a pedophile loser. Strong ties
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  to Central Florida. Never been arrested before.
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  Yeah, but it's pretty bad. It's not like he shoplifted
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  a popsicle. He's got strong family support. Oh,
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  yeah. His family loves him. That's my arrest.
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  for those conditions. The judge ordered Chambers
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  to pay $15 ,000 bond and have no contact with
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  children. I would hope so. Man. What a loser
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  that guy is. Hey, how are you? You doing good?
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  I slept in every day till 11 a .m. and continued
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  that trend today. Ready for the greatest show.
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  Here we go. Thank you. FM DJs, your morning show
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  prep begins now. Loud, rude, aggressive. And
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  those are his good qualities. A sick person with
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  a powerful tool. Welcome to Happy Hour. door
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  is closing hi this is ryan hoppy's mom and you're
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  listening to hoppy hour welcome back to hoppy
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  hour with ryan hoppy yes now no no no no if i
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  hit this button boom the whole program's gonna
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  start okay we'll hit it all right And now for
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  something completely different. Hoppy Hour starts
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  in 4, 3, 2, Hoppy, Hoppy, Hoppy. This is Hoppy
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  Hour with Hoppy. Weed up now, we flyin' Oh yeah
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  It's been a minute Since we did Happy 101 Class
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  is no obsession. Thought now would be a better
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  time than ever to bring the ruckus and teach
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  you a thing or two about dating. I'm telling
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  you, sexual tension is way more fun than actually
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  hooking up. Because when you hook up, Delete
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  the task. Gotta do it. Then what's next? You're
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  gonna be in a relationship. You're gonna marry.
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  They're gonna ghost on you. You never quite know.
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  But the attention. Oh yeah, it's fun. Unless
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  the girl starts banging other dudes and not you.
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  That is really not fun. I need to bang this girl.
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  But I'll be honest, as hit or miss as tension
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  can be, when you finally get that top off, oh
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  yeah, there's no greater accomplishment, man.
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  You can beat GTA 6 and get an early copy. And
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  getting a hot -ass girl to get naked for some
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  consensual sex? Nothing beats it, man. Nothing.
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  There is a huge difference between lust, attention,
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  and real compatibility. Real compatibility can
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  be boring. Like, if you're a nerd, you should,
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  you know, go on a nerd. But lust is where you
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  really want that hot -ass girl. No matter how
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  many guys she's been through, you want that girl
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  that brings the ruckus. Oh, you do. And attention
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  is, oh, my God. The girl said hi to me. Oh, my
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  God. There is a philosophy I have that for men,
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  nothing makes us feel more alive. Nothing makes
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  us feel more grateful than after some good sex.
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  You know why? Everything feels cooler, man. Not
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  for girls. They're overthinking it. Everything
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  needs to be so deep. No pun intended. But after
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  sex with a guy, you hear every BPM of a song.
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  You hear every beat. Like when you're driving
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  there, you're a little nervous. Like, hopefully
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  I bring the ruckus today. But then when you leave
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  the car department and you're driving across
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  the highway with Franklin, it feels good. Guys
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  got laid! Hopefully my pull -out game is good.
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  Mine's always good. Awesome. You got a vasectomy.
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  You know what else happened? Hookup culture made
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  everyone emotionally confused. And by everyone,
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  I mean women! That's about it! Us men can totally
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  get our ass up and go about our day. As we get
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  older, they start to freak out a little bit.
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  Like, oh my God, what am I going to do? But you
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  know what? Men can get laid and be like, I like
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  that girl. Let's see what else is on bubble.
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  You know what I'm going to tell you right now?
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  Confidence matters way more than looks in real
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  life. There is something. No, I'm not into men.
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  You know when you see a dude and you just know
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  they're good looking. You're not going to do
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  anything. You're not exactly asking to get pegged
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  by them, but you're aware that they're good looking.
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  Good -looking men don't always win. Because they're
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  good -looking. So they think they're better than
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  you. But you know what always matters is confidence.
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  I've seen some nerdy -ass dudes. Now, honestly,
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  they might have an IT job that makes them six
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  figures. But I've seen them around some hard
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  -ass women. For example, Pete Davidson. He's
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  going to go date another 18 girls before he dies.
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  And all the toxic masculinity men are like, why
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  is it not me? Because he brings the ruckus. I'm
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  telling you, you should never reach out to an
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  ex. Last week, God bless her soul, but one of
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  my exes reached out to me. No, not the car chasing
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  moron from the radio. Another one that I kept
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  anonymous for two years. And it was just, it
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  was okay. She reached out to me and said my cat
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  had RBF, which she does. And I replied to the
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  picture of my cat on Snapchat. But it just didn't
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  feel good. Seeing the notification, I did a double
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  take. Oh my God, this person texted me because
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  they spelled their name in a specific way. But
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  that's just what girls can do. I remember when
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  I broke up with my cloud chasing radio ex. She
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  asked me to send a Dropbox folder of all like
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  70 of her selfies. I don't even want to look
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  at them. Girls are able to like, you know, dabble
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  in a man. We're not us dabbling in them. But
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  you know, they're able to, you know, date a guy,
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  look at the pictures fondly. And us men, we covet
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  energy. So you know what happens? We don't want
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  to think about that with another person, other
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  than another girl. Then you feel a little better.
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  You're like, oh yeah, I brought the ruckus. But
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  they just prefer scissoring, and that's fine.
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  There are some people in this world who flirt
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  with everybody but never commit to anyone. Watch
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  out for a woman if she's constantly flirting
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  with guys. Let me get a little more of a banger
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  going. I don't need to wake up. If a woman is
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  constantly flirting with men but never does the
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  deed. She's a cloud chaser. That's all it is.
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  Because bad communication can ruin good sex.
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  I thought you wanted it in the back door. I'm
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  talking about the back door of the apartment,
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  not the other type of sex. You know what I'm
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  telling you? There's this guy in the comic community
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  who would teach men about women. that's all right
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  kind of i don't know i mean i'm kind of doing
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  it right now so what am i saying but there was
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  a guy you know who um would have like book club
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  and all these dudes in the comic community would
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  learn about women like it's analytics but there
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  was one thing he said to me he was always trying
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  to convert me to his book club The last book
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  I read was Harry Potter and the Cliff Notes for
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  a fucking class. But you know what I wasn't.
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  He said, when you text a woman all day, it ruins
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  the mystery. And you don't want to do that. Because
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  then they know everything about you. And the
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  mystery is gone. There is a big difference between
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  being horny and actually liking someone. You
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  want to know how you can tell if you're actually
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  into the girl or you're just trying to get your
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  rocks off? Before you go on a date, I need to
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  turn off the music so I can be a little dramatic.
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  You know my whole life's dramatic. If you're
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  really into the girl, spank it. right before
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  bed. Or not, we'll mean that too, but right before
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  a date. Spank it. And you know what's going to
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  happen? Lunch your age to top of the mountain.
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  If you still like feeling like going out on a
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  date, it's meant to be. But if all of a sudden
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  you lose interest and you're like, oh my God.
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  What that sports outer. You were just trying
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  to get laid. You know why women become obsessed
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  with emotionally unavailable people? It's the
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  fact that they like something they can't have.
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  That's why I'm standing in the radio, man. Radio
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  dudes never cheat on your wife. Especially with
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  their cover bands. But they fall in love in another
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  world if they did cheat on their wife with their
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  cover bands. Which are far away from where their
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  wives live. If you were to, you know, fall in
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  love with the side chick, that's a problem. Because
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  the side chick's with you. Because there's some
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  type of damage in her life. So she gets a high
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  from being around you. And once you know, you
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  try to lock them down. Then you're like, no.
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  This is not what I signed up for. I'm a side
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  chick. You know, you need to work on. Not sounding
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  desperate while dating. And this is something
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  I work on. What are you doing? What are you doing?
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  A girl is never too busy for you. No, she can
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  be busy. She can be at work, you know. But she's
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  on her phone for, I don't know, four, if she's
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  working eight hours, she's on her phone for four
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  hours of those eight hours. I'm talking to somebody
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  the other day. Well, you don't know what's going
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  on in your life. But They're on their phone for
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  like nine hours a day. And they don't reach out
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  to you. They're ignoring you. Have some credibility.
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  As the best relationships begin unexpectedly.
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  I'm waiting for that to happen. I've met my girlfriends
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  and friends of mine through dating apps and the
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  radio. So I'm waiting. to get that unexpected
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  romance. Where I'm grabbing some apples. I don't
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  eat apples. But I'm grabbing some apples and
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  bollocks and I touch hands with a woman. I don't
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  know. All the stuff you see in those stupid Lifetime
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  movies that you watch at a girl's house before
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  you get your ex. And now is... Happy 101! All
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  right. It's going to be a shorter one. But it's
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  time for smirch. For a while, I was trying to
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  not do smirch. But there has been so much happening.
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  I have to do it. I'm sorry. Please don't hate
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  on me. Even though everyone hates on me. Because
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  they're losers. We cover millions. Bark, bark.
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  That was me impersonating Pitbull Toddler. Bark,
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  bark. I would rather just hear bark, bark over
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  Pitbull Toddler. Just go to a show and they have
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  a sound effect machine up to the speaker. Bark,
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  bark. Hey, it's a pit bull. Bark, bark. And it's
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  a toddler. Yeah! That cat is a douchebag! I talked
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  about it yesterday, and it was in the beginning
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  of this Hoppy 101. The people that try to pray
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  the gay away. You know what that means? That
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  means you're in the closet. If you're trying
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  to pray the gay away, you ain't here. You're
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  so in the closet. And you know what drives me
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  nuts? When people thank God for their accomplishments
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  and not their hard work. Do you really think
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  God cares if you got the promotion at work? Do
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  you really think God cares? I don't know. You
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  win a championship, Fernando Mendoza. What? Thank
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  God it's not real. And you're just saying the
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  most cliche things. That's what I'm going to
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  lean on. Is that you're being cliche. But that's
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  all you know. I have a story for you. Today's
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  the shortest March. Not really in the mood for
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  it. I have a Recorded eight days in a row. So
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  be grateful for me. But I have a story for you.
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  Ah, the movie I Spy. Owen Wilson and Eddie Murphy.
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  There's that scene where Eddie Murphy's telling
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  Owen Wilson what to say to a girl in the bedroom
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  to try to interrogate her. And they imply that
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  they end up having sex. It's a hot ass scene
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  because a woman, you know, takes off her shirt.
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  You see her bra. And the first time I ever spanked
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  was to me pausing that scene on her bra. I would
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  pause it on like, I would do it a lot, like a
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  hot ass girl on, I don't know, two and a half
• 28:13
  men. And you know what I did? I felt embarrassment.
• 28:20
  I thought my grandma from the afterlife was judging
• 28:24
  me for jerking off. So you know what happened?
• 28:27
  I went to confession in like 2007 or 8. The Father
• 28:31
  Steve. And he goes, hello Ryan. What sins have
• 28:39
  you committed? And I was like, meow. I got to
• 28:45
  do my own voice before I got vocally trained
• 28:48
  from speech classes and working around shock
• 28:49
  jocks. Let me see if I can. Let me first, before
• 28:54
  I play it, I got to get a little handle of my
• 28:58
  old radio voice. So let me pull up one of my
• 29:00
  old radio shows from 15 years ago. So I can kind
• 29:04
  of get the essence of my old voice. Ready to
• 29:07
  go. Probably. What is that? You know. I'm doing
• 29:15
  something here. I promise there's a point to
• 29:17
  this. In a large way. This is what I used to
• 29:22
  sound like. Kudos, sir. I got the bill and I
• 29:26
  was looking at the bill and I was like, what
• 29:29
  if we were to be a different skin color? All
• 29:34
  right, I got it. Is that Steve? Yes, Ryan. I
• 29:40
  have a confession I mean to make. What is the
• 29:43
  confession? So Saturday morning, I put Ice Spy
• 29:49
  by Eddie Murphy and Owen Wilson in the DVD player
• 29:54
  and I masturbated to the scene. Ryan, thank you
• 30:02
  for telling me. The Lord appreciate it. Luckily,
• 30:05
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• 30:25
  had Taco Bell before. Whenever we're going outside,
• 30:29
  all I smell is poop. And we'll call it a day.
• 30:36
  The semen was so big. As a reminder, if you don't
• 30:39
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• 30:41
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• 30:44
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• 35:10
  -hmm. Got it. Hey, hi, this is Tom Griswold from
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• 35:24
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• 35:28
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  Perhaps you've never heard of us. Maybe you have,
• 35:40
  but who cares? You're listening to Hoppy Hour
• 35:43
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• 35:47
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• 35:53
  fucking assholes. Mike Kalta and Rover, suck
• 35:57
  my dick for what you did to Ryan. Hit the gym,
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• 36:09
  who wins? We will let you decide. Welcome back
• 36:13
  to Hoppy Hour with Ryan Hoppy. My name is Mike
• 36:17
  Kalta. Welcome. And now for something completely
• 36:32
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• 37:21
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  loud. Hey, from the Bay to the world. Yeah, we're
• 38:00
  live right now. Yeah. 69, Big Mike, he don't
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• 38:16
  the happy hour. Oh, yeah. Happy hour. Say Pete
• 38:20
  out to the world. So I got it. Hit play later.
• 38:30
  Turn it up a little louder. Talk your love, your
• 38:33
  lust, your ride or die. So hop me out. What is
• 38:36
  it? Hop me out. Oh, that's right. We're riding.
• 38:40
  Time for the beach ride. Dizzy the bitch. Saw
• 38:48
  a picture of John running. At the gym. Oh, yeah.
• 38:58
  Oh, sure. Ghosted, text left read Drag that ex,
• 39:04
  that mess with your head No bad kids while you
• 39:06
  spill those sins Every bad choice turns into
• 39:08
  a win Late night locals, overseas crew Same wild
• 39:11
  laugh coming right through Utah To all hosts,
• 39:13
  big heart, that's proof Luna on the couch while
• 39:15
  he shakes that booth The big drop, bitch. Oh,
• 39:44
  yeah. Psych! 856. 409 -OP. Jeff Dye's a douchebag.
• 39:57
  That's my new one. Who else are numb? Rover's
• 40:05
  okay. Me and Norm. Hit the gym, Calton! You got
• 40:17
  all the money in the world. And you look terrible.
• 40:22
  I'm going to kick someone's ass. You can't even
• 40:28
  walk up the stairs. One time he told me never
• 40:35
  to get fat. That's my plan. Every time I hit
• 40:39
  the gym, I'm like, I don't want to look like
• 40:41
  Mike. I have aggressiveness. I don't care. There
• 40:55
  you go. Wasn't that exciting? Maybe not. What
• 41:00
  the hell's going on with Alex Earl? She's taking
• 41:08
  after Ashley Dupree, her stepmom. Alex Earl is
• 41:12
  getting candid about her love life. Oh, yeah.
• 41:16
  She's in the order, guys. She's talking about
• 41:18
  her stepmom, dude. The stepmom is the prostitute
• 41:24
  that Alex Spitzer got caught with 18 years ago.
• 41:28
  Months after the 25 -year -old influencer sparked
• 41:31
  romance rumors. She's only 25. She's like, she's
• 41:35
  36. With 48 -year -old Tom Brady, she revealed
• 41:39
  her preference... She is a hot piece of asshole,
• 41:41
  there's no denying. ...for dating older men.
• 41:44
  During the May 21st episode of her YouTube series,
• 41:48
  Get Real With Me, Alex... Oh, yeah! Nothing says
• 41:52
  real like a woman like Alex Earl! ...told guest
• 41:55
  Quenlin Blackwell... Oh, they're doing everything
• 41:58
  they always do! These women! Where they do a
• 42:03
  podcast where they put on makeup and they talk
• 42:05
  about men. So riveting. About her experience
• 42:12
  dating men her age and why she prefers to date
• 42:15
  older men. Because guys her age are immature.
• 42:20
  And you know, guys, they thought Brandy bring
• 42:23
  the ruckus. But not too much older. I went on
• 42:27
  the date with a guy who's a year older than me,
• 42:30
  I can't do it again. Oh yeah, you know. And for
• 42:33
  me, I have daddy issues. Now why would I assume
• 42:39
  she has daddy issues? Well, her dad's married
• 42:41
  to a prostitute. That's a little scandalous if
• 42:46
  you ask me. There was no, like, it didn't feel
• 42:50
  like I was with, like, a man. Like, I want someone.
• 42:53
  Like, I'll say this. Alex Earl may be, or not
• 42:56
  Alex Earl. I think I'm still mixed up. Alex Cooper
• 42:58
  may be an annoying broad, but she's funny. There's
• 43:02
  no personality here. Take care of me. Yeah. But
• 43:05
  sometimes then I've gone too far the other end.
• 43:07
  I'm like, I'm like. Shut up. That's a cackle
• 43:14
  of hens. So she likes all of them. That's such
• 43:19
  a surprise. She likes people that can buy things
• 43:23
  because people her age are maybe making $60 ,000.
• 43:26
  Brady worth $500 million. Oh, yeah! Jackpot!
• 43:31
  Happy Hot Topic! A quick question. Have you heard
• 43:36
  about sexually transmitted ringworm? Oh, my God.
• 43:40
  Brandy Glanville just looks like she would have
• 43:43
  a ringworm in her throat. Andy Glanville shares
• 43:46
  a very unexpected health concern. At least we
• 43:52
  know she doesn't use teeth. During the May 21st
• 43:55
  episode of her brandy unfiltered podcast. She
• 43:58
  really is unfiltered. She looks like a duck without
• 44:00
  her Botox. The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
• 44:03
  alum reveals she thinks she may have contracted
• 44:06
  ringworm in her throat. Oh, yeah. You go, girl.
• 44:14
  It's awesome. It's hot. Why do I say that? That's
• 44:20
  amazing. That means you go at it. It means you
• 44:24
  go hard. After having oral sex with the recent
• 44:28
  partner. Oh, yeah. She asked guest Lisa Ann.
• 44:33
  Real quick question. I love. When I worked in
• 44:37
  sports radio, we used to have her on for fantasy
• 44:39
  football. It was a weird segment. She was so
• 44:41
  nice. Have you heard about sexually transmitted
• 44:45
  ringworm? Very common on set. Oh yeah, on set.
• 44:50
  Habit. The 53 -year -old goes on to explain that
• 44:55
  she believes she may have been exposed after
• 44:57
  dating someone who did a lot of wrestling, adding
• 45:00
  he would only, you know, my face. That's why
• 45:04
  he had Greenworm on his penis? Because he didn't
• 45:06
  want to get pregnant. He didn't know that ship
• 45:08
  had sailed. Brandy says she's - Come here, tell
• 45:10
  us, Sam. Already been tested for other more common
• 45:16
  throw STDs. Oh yeah, HPV, herpes. Which all came
• 45:21
  back negative, but - If you were to ask me what
• 45:23
  does a human STD look like, it'd be Brandy Glanville.
• 45:26
  Recently started wondering if this could be the
• 45:28
  cause of her symptoms. Alright, so grossed out.
• 45:32
  So grossed out. I'm skanky. Oh, yeah! Shakira
• 45:41
  is opening up about her breakup from Gerard Piquet.
• 45:45
  No! Okay. Singer who shares kids 13 -year -old
• 45:50
  Milan and 11 -year -old Sasha with the retired
• 45:52
  professional soccer player. Soccer player. Can
• 45:56
  you imagine fumbling Shakira that high piece
• 45:58
  of ass? Shakira's 2022 split following 11 years
• 46:04
  together and how she feels about him now. During
• 46:07
  an interview with The Times published on May
• 46:10
  22nd, Shakira said she was living Shakira! Shakira!
• 46:14
  You cannot talk about Shakira without going,
• 46:16
  Shakira, Shakira. Quote, the darkest moment when
• 46:20
  I saw the dissolution of my family. Adding, quote,
• 46:23
  the family that I had dreamt to keep forever.
• 46:26
  According to the outlet, the Grammy winner was
• 46:29
  also supporting her father who suffered a severe
• 46:32
  fall shortly after flying to Barcelona by his
• 46:35
  daughter's side following the split. I've been
• 46:38
  through so much pain. Got away with tax evasion.
• 46:43
  So it ain't that bad, honey. I'm sure you're
• 46:46
  never the problem. All right. Frickin' Elon Musk's
• 46:57
  axe baby, man. Well, I guess it's not his axe
• 47:00
  baby, though. I don't even know if it's an axe.
• 47:03
  But does Ashley say Claire, girl? She just X'd
• 47:09
  me out. You ever look at a woman and you're like,
• 47:13
  oh my God. Usually they're named Ashley. But
• 47:16
  I'm down to you. You just look at her. You're
• 47:18
  like, this broad would never. Shut up. Well,
• 47:22
  Ashley St. Clair told Hassan Piker the text between
• 47:25
  her and Elon. Oh yeah. This is the same Ashley
• 47:28
  St. Clair that claims she don't need the man.
• 47:35
  And then what did she do? talking about the man.
• 47:39
  How boring. Can you imagine the most coolest
• 47:42
  thing you did was have sex with Elon? Which is
• 47:47
  not that much of an accomplishment since he has
• 47:48
  sex with everybody. And then you had a kid with
• 47:50
  him? He sent me texts, which you can look at
• 47:53
  if you want. Do you want to read the text? Um,
• 47:56
  sure. He's like, I just want to bang you up.
• 47:58
  Why not? Here. I'm not making this space laser
• 48:02
  shit up. That is... I don't like her. Whatever
• 48:06
  I is keeping whatever happened between you and
• 48:10
  your baby daddy, between you and your baby daddy.
• 48:13
  Oh, that's right. Alisha Sinclair is another
• 48:15
  conservative influencer. There's plenty of them.
• 48:19
  So she's boring. She has nothing else to talk
• 48:22
  about. And everyone's like, oh my God, she sounds
• 48:24
  so crazy. I'm like, well, this is what he said.
• 48:27
  Well, you are crazy. He could say something and
• 48:30
  you could be telling the truth about it and that
• 48:32
  doesn't mean you're not crazy. I don't know what
• 48:35
  to tell you guys. You're annoying. On iMessage,
• 48:39
  of all places. Well, I don't think, you know,
• 48:42
  Apple is going to... Okay, but don't read my
• 48:45
  pick -me stuff. Okay. I got some nids. It's fairly...
• 48:48
  Because I was being pick -me. What does that
• 48:50
  even mean? You're trying to sound all hip and
• 48:53
  Gen Z, yo. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo. No cap,
• 48:56
  bruh. Okay, wait. This was October 5th, 2024.
• 49:02
  What the fuck does that even mean? Yeah, you
• 49:05
  tell me. That I'm dumb as hell. He's just a grandmother
• 49:10
  because he wants to get in her pants. Wait, why
• 49:12
  does he actually talk like this? Yes, he actually
• 49:15
  talks like this. He's autistic. He's a genius.
• 49:19
  As much as I can't stand Elon, of course he's
• 49:22
  going to talk weird. He's Elon Musk. You talk
• 49:25
  like every other conservative influencer. Annoying.
• 49:28
  He talks like this, and I wasn't being hyperbolic
• 49:31
  when I said this. Hyperbolic. I'll use a big
• 49:34
  word. Read this one? Yes, you can read the whole
• 49:36
  thing. You can read anything except my pick me.
• 49:38
  Okay. Don't show my nids. I'm feeling more optimistic
• 49:43
  after tonight and tomorrow we unleash the anomaly
• 49:46
  in the matrix. She's not an anomaly. She's like
• 49:54
  every other cloud chasing woman. She's mad that
• 49:58
  no one's talking about her unless she talks about
• 50:00
  her ex. Doesn't that feel pathetic to the women
• 50:03
  out there? Kayla Nicole, every housewife, Ashley
• 50:07
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• 50:10
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  like three months I'm sorry, mama, I had to do
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  it to him 40, I see you, oh, I see you, homie
• 59:44
  I stay late tonight, right? You know what happens
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  when I stay late Yeah, boy wonder, I swear it's
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  like this every single time I'm a hard guy to
• 1:00:03
  get along with, get on the zone with When shit
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  be going right, well I just flip into the wrong
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  shit The team that I belong to, the artists I
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  put on with Don't ever ask for nothing cause
• 1:00:13
  them niggas got their own shit Knee and weave
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  feel like a mouth full of hot peppers Black Ferrari
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• 1:00:22
  lectures If you're trying to meet with money,
• 1:00:24
  I'd be happy to connect ya. Life is better than
• 1:00:27
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• 1:00:29
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  Where is Thomas Edison? Got a new condo. Watch
• 1:00:35
  me as I settle in. I deserve an MTV show for
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  me and my people. And if you trying to zone,
• 1:00:41
  I got a whole swish of sweet food. Rappers all
• 1:00:43
  liars and they women all deceitful. Add in today,
• 1:00:46
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  Drizzy is the nigga in the lead now. Weezy told
• 1:00:52
  me just write every single thing you need down.
• 1:00:55
  Got it for me and I'm happy as can be now About
• 1:00:57
  to start ballin' like I'm comin' off a rebound
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  Yeah, and I should have the most braggin' rights
• 1:01:03
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• 1:01:06
  Hate when rappers say they tryin' to get their
• 1:01:08
  swagger right Cause I done came with more fire
• 1:01:10
  than a dragon fight You pussy -ass hater, you
• 1:01:13
  should do you You ain't heard of me, then you
• 1:01:15
  should go and get a blues clue Oops, I mean a
• 1:01:18
  red clue Wayne's here, Sioux, bet he felt that
• 1:01:21
  like the end of a pool cue But I ain't bangin',
• 1:01:24
  I ain't wavin' no flag I'm ATF, but they ain't
• 1:01:27
  seein' no badge It's heartbreak, Drake, I hate
• 1:01:30
  to see him so sad See a little me and your dad
• 1:01:34
  I'm the same yellow boy that used to play up
• 1:01:36
  on the grass Seeking pocket 20 ,000 to be anywhere
• 1:01:39
  they ask me Cash like Johnny, banks like Ashley
• 1:01:43
  Burning like a Camelite, stupid hoe, ask me But
• 1:01:46
  don't ask me shit about me And know the game
• 1:01:49
  really ain't shit without me She might have to
• 1:01:52
  pay me, but I dick her down free Wanna know if
• 1:01:55
  it's the truth, then pull the zipper down and
• 1:01:56
  see This is my promise. I'ma bring that barrel
• 1:02:12
  to them bitches' eyeliners. And what I make up
• 1:02:15
  would fuck up your skin. I pick the butt up and
• 1:02:18
  bop, bop, then bop, bop again. I would butt fuck
• 1:02:20
  your friend, then suck up her twin. I put the
• 1:02:23
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• 1:02:25
  and bop, bop again. Suck nut, you duck, fuck
• 1:02:28
  your unlovin' kin. Now don't rub it in like Uberderm
• 1:02:32
  on a new tattoo. I had to kick my princess up
• 1:02:35
  out my casso. That who never had that dude. Always
• 1:02:39
  had a black tool, even when I was at school Cause
• 1:02:41
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  playin' cool rage Coffee's out, we're almost
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  done, feels like robbery in banks Tryin' to hop
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  me on the mic, droppin' wisdom through streams
• 1:11:10
  Syndicated sorrow, now it's time to shatter dreams
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  All the happy albums comin' to a close Radio
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  Empty speakers silenced I've come into an end
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  Now silence flowers And the thoughts we can't
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  Happy Hour And like that, he's gone. He probably
• 1:13:43
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  and we'll call it a day. Poppy Hour is now over.
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  Poppy Hour is now over. Game over. This concludes
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  our broadcast day. Good night, and God bless
• 1:14:24
  America. Doors closing.