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- 0:06SPEAKER_00: I'm Henan.
- 0:07SPEAKER_00: I'm Lena.
- 0:08SPEAKER_00: And welcome back.
- 0:09SPEAKER_00: This is episode two of season two of Obnoxiously Pleasant.
- 0:13SPEAKER_00: Don't you love you know what?
- 0:14SPEAKER_00: I really like that because that sounds really good on just the podcast.
- 0:17SPEAKER_00: That intro.
- 0:18SPEAKER_00: Yeah, oh yeah, it is nice.
- 0:21SPEAKER_00: We're so proud of ourselves.
- 0:22SPEAKER_00: We're always like, we're so doing.
- 0:24SPEAKER_00: I know, I know, I know.
- 0:25SPEAKER_00: So um, welcome back.
- 0:27SPEAKER_00: I'm super excited.
- 0:28SPEAKER_00: Um, like I said, um, episode two, season two.
- 0:31SPEAKER_00: Um, we're really excited and happy to be back, guys.
- 0:34SPEAKER_00: Um, okay.
- 0:35SPEAKER_00: Um, the first thing I said when I saw Lena, I was like, Lena, I love your shirt.
- 0:38SPEAKER_00: Your shirt's really awesome.
- 0:39SPEAKER_00: Is it Target style?
- 0:40SPEAKER_00: Yes, absolutely.
- 0:41SPEAKER_00: Target style me too guys, Target style.
- 0:44SPEAKER_00: I really love this, and it matches my hair, my purple hair we talked about last episode.
- 0:48SPEAKER_00: Um, yeah, and I was Lena was just making fun of me.
- 0:50SPEAKER_00: I was like, oh my god, what if we got a Target sponsorship?
- 0:52SPEAKER_00: And she goes, No.
- 0:53SPEAKER_00: Yeah, right.
- 0:54unknown: Yeah.
- 0:54SPEAKER_00: I'm like, I mean, if anyone, if anyone's gonna spend a shortcut, here's my bubble.
- 0:57SPEAKER_01: Here's my bubble, and Lena was like, beep.
- 1:00SPEAKER_01: If anyone's gonna sponsor us, it'll probably be like the local not house shop or something, not Target.
- 1:07SPEAKER_00: Target, I'm waiting for you to sponsor me, please.
- 1:10SPEAKER_00: I love your stuff.
- 1:11SPEAKER_00: Anyways, moving on with our lives.
- 1:13SPEAKER_00: Um, okay, so today's episode, what are we talking about?
- 1:16SPEAKER_00: Well, Hana called me one day.
- 1:17SPEAKER_00: Aging gracefully.
- 1:18SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 1:19SPEAKER_00: That's what that's actually the thing.
- 1:20SPEAKER_00: We're talking about aging gracefully.
- 1:21SPEAKER_00: I'm having a moment.
- 1:22SPEAKER_01: Actually, she sent me a picture.
- 1:24SPEAKER_00: I have a moment.
- 1:25SPEAKER_00: I'm having a moment.
- 1:26SPEAKER_01: Explain the explain.
- 1:26SPEAKER_00: We're not gonna insert the picture because it's horrific.
- 1:28SPEAKER_01: No, no, no.
- 1:29SPEAKER_01: No, no, the picture is not even accurate.
- 1:31SPEAKER_01: Come on.
- 1:32SPEAKER_01: So, like, I've been talking to her about you overreacted there.
- 1:34SPEAKER_00: I do, I have overreacted.
- 1:36SPEAKER_00: But talking to her about like, I'm like, do I have a turkey neck?
- 1:38SPEAKER_00: Do I have a because you guys remember like last season when I asked Lena, like, what is your most um, like what's your favorite feature about yourself?
- 1:44SPEAKER_00: And I said, my neck, and then she wouldn't stop laughing at me.
- 1:47SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I would have- but now I'm like Now you you understand what I'm saying.
- 1:50SPEAKER_00: Yeah, now I'm like, oh my god, my neck.
- 1:52SPEAKER_00: I'm I have a like I have a turkey neck at the beginning of a turkey.
- 1:56SPEAKER_01: Shut the hell up.
- 1:57SPEAKER_00: I have a beginning, anyways.
- 1:58SPEAKER_01: So she took this really bad angle, like a picture of her neck, and it like she's like looking down and like making it look ugly.
- 2:05SPEAKER_01: And she's like, oh my god, look at it, look at it.
- 2:06SPEAKER_01: I'm like, dude, there's nothing more.
- 2:08SPEAKER_01: Like, take a normal picture.
- 2:10SPEAKER_01: Don't like put yourself in a situation that-I was like, that's it.
- 2:13SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna go see a plastic surgeon about a necklift.
- 2:15SPEAKER_01: Did you actually like make an appointment?
- 2:17SPEAKER_01: Going on Thursday.
- 2:18SPEAKER_01: Oh my god.
- 2:20SPEAKER_00: We were like shishi viki.
- 2:21SPEAKER_00: I don't know, it's just anyways, whatever.
- 2:23SPEAKER_01: I mean, it doesn't hurt to um to by the way, for the for the non-Arabic speakers, I just said that.
- 2:30SPEAKER_00: There's nothing wrong with you.
- 2:31SPEAKER_00: Yeah, there's nothing wrong with you.
- 2:32SPEAKER_00: I mean, it's fine, thank you.
- 2:33SPEAKER_00: But like I always feel like, like, why not?
- 2:35SPEAKER_00: Right?
- 2:36SPEAKER_00: Like, we this is I know this is like a like a debate of you know what does aging gracefully actually mean.
- 2:40SPEAKER_00: To me, it's like I don't want to continue looking young, I just don't want to look really old.
- 2:46SPEAKER_00: I mean, you make a good point.
- 2:48SPEAKER_00: You know what I mean?
- 2:49SPEAKER_00: Like, I wanna I wanna look like me now for a little bit.
- 2:52SPEAKER_00: Like, I don't want to like all of a sudden like I'm 40 something and then I'm gonna be 70.
- 2:57SPEAKER_00: Like, I I don't want that.
- 2:58SPEAKER_00: I'm not ready for that.
- 2:59SPEAKER_00: So, yeah.
- 2:59SPEAKER_00: So, anyways, I'm gonna go get a consultation.
- 3:01SPEAKER_00: You need to record or record that consultation.
- 3:04SPEAKER_00: I don't know if I can do that.
- 3:05SPEAKER_01: No, you can.
- 3:06SPEAKER_01: That'll have an issue.
- 3:07SPEAKER_00: I mean, yeah, I'll ask the doctor.
- 3:08SPEAKER_00: Yeah, he's pretty cool.
- 3:09SPEAKER_00: He's pretty good.
- 3:10SPEAKER_01: You can talk about it.
- 3:10SPEAKER_01: You know, we can't do it.
- 3:11SPEAKER_00: Yeah, he's on Instagram.
- 3:12SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna talk, yeah, I'm gonna talk to him about it.
- 3:14SPEAKER_00: Like, so yeah.
- 3:15SPEAKER_00: So what what look so you're actually considering doing that?
- 3:18SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I am.
- 3:19SPEAKER_00: Wow, but I'm such a chicken about pain and surgery and anesthesia.
- 3:23SPEAKER_00: I'm really afraid of anesthesia.
- 3:25SPEAKER_01: Why?
- 3:25SPEAKER_01: That's just the best thing ever.
- 3:26SPEAKER_00: You tell like my sister.
- 3:28SPEAKER_00: Oh my gosh, she's like, it's the best leap of your life.
- 3:30SPEAKER_01: Dude, it's amazing.
- 3:31SPEAKER_00: And I keep telling her, that's how Michael Jackson died.
- 3:35SPEAKER_01: Oh my god.
- 3:38SPEAKER_00: It's true though.
- 3:39SPEAKER_00: I love Michael Jackson.
- 3:40SPEAKER_00: Anyways.
- 3:41SPEAKER_01: Okay, let's not go there.
- 3:42SPEAKER_00: Moving on with our lives.
- 3:43SPEAKER_00: Yeah, so you're actually considering it.
- 3:45SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I'm actually considering it.
- 3:47SPEAKER_00: Oh wow.
- 3:47SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I'm actually considering it.
- 3:48SPEAKER_00: Anyways, we'll cross that bridge when we get there.
- 3:51unknown: Yeah.
- 3:52SPEAKER_00: There's a lot of other non-invasive things.
- 3:53SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you can do something.
- 3:54SPEAKER_00: So I'm actually going to do a consultation on that too as well.
- 3:57SPEAKER_00: I'm going to do an old therapy.
- 3:58SPEAKER_01: They can't put Botox there?
- 3:59SPEAKER_01: No, no, no.
- 4:00SPEAKER_00: They do Botox, but there's something called um O therapy, which is like a radio frequency um skin tightening thing.
- 4:07SPEAKER_00: It's like a non-invasive, um, a non-invasive um facelift um and like a like a necklift.
- 4:14SPEAKER_00: And the whole concept is that like it tightens the skin by creating new collagen.
- 4:18SPEAKER_00: I've heard that it's painful.
- 4:19SPEAKER_00: That's not that's not bad.
- 4:20SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I've heard that the procedure is painful, but that like the downtime obviously is like nowhere near as bad as an acid.
- 4:25SPEAKER_00: No, no, no, no, no.
- 4:26SPEAKER_00: No, you just need like topical numbing and stuff.
- 4:28SPEAKER_00: It's fine.
- 4:29SPEAKER_00: Okay.
- 4:29SPEAKER_00: So it's something else I'm gonna look at.
- 4:31SPEAKER_01: You gave birth twice.
- 4:32SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's fine.
- 4:33SPEAKER_01: You didn't do it with an epidural either, did you?
- 4:35SPEAKER_01: No, no, I didn't.
- 4:36SPEAKER_00: Okay.
- 4:36SPEAKER_00: Girl.
- 4:37SPEAKER_00: I mean, I'm strong, but not that strong.
- 4:39SPEAKER_01: Okay, so if you if you survive that, then you'll be fine.
- 4:41SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, exactly, exactly.
- 4:43SPEAKER_00: Anyways, so on the topic of aging gracefully, it's it's like that whole neck thing happened, and then the Super Bowl halftime show.
- 4:51SPEAKER_00: Oh, it was it now.
- 4:52SPEAKER_01: I'm so ready for that.
- 4:53SPEAKER_01: And then I am ready for that.
- 4:54SPEAKER_01: And like my kids are gonna be like, oh, calm down.
- 4:56SPEAKER_01: I'm like, no.
- 4:57SPEAKER_00: But then there's like two issues, right?
- 4:58SPEAKER_00: One, our kids are gonna find out that we are not who we said we are, right?
- 5:02SPEAKER_00: Like when when they start singing, you know, like gin and juice and you know all the words, your kids are gonna be like, What is wrong with you?
- 5:10SPEAKER_00: Um, who are you?
- 5:11SPEAKER_00: Who is this person?
- 5:12SPEAKER_00: Two, you're like, Am I vintage now?
- 5:15SPEAKER_01: Yeah, pretty much.
- 5:16SPEAKER_01: We're vintage.
- 5:17SPEAKER_01: We're officially vintage.
- 5:18SPEAKER_01: That was the best time for music.
- 5:21SPEAKER_01: I don't care what anybody says.
- 5:22SPEAKER_00: It's true.
- 5:22SPEAKER_00: Come on.
- 5:23SPEAKER_00: But we're vintage now, guys.
- 5:24SPEAKER_01: I mean Mary J.
- 5:25SPEAKER_01: Blige Blige.
- 5:26SPEAKER_01: Uh Mary J.
- 5:27SPEAKER_00: Bleich.
- 5:28SPEAKER_01: Bleich or Blige.
- 5:29SPEAKER_00: Bleich.
- 5:30SPEAKER_00: Mary J.
- 5:31SPEAKER_00: Blige.
- 5:31SPEAKER_01: Oh, shut the hell up.
- 5:32SPEAKER_01: No, it's not.
- 5:33SPEAKER_00: Look it up.
- 5:35SPEAKER_00: Here, somebody interject here.
- 5:36SPEAKER_00: I don't have anybody else here to interject.
- 5:38SPEAKER_00: We might hear me but he's downstairs.
- 5:42SPEAKER_01: He's working here.
- 5:44SPEAKER_00: He's working.
- 5:44SPEAKER_00: Oh my god.
- 5:57SPEAKER_01: Pronounce names don't come.
- 6:03SPEAKER_01: Okay, you know what?
- 6:04SPEAKER_01: Whatever.
- 6:05SPEAKER_01: Okay, Blige.
- 6:06SPEAKER_01: Blige?
- 6:06SPEAKER_01: You said Blige.
- 6:07unknown: Okay.
- 6:08SPEAKER_01: Mary J.
- 6:09SPEAKER_01: Blige.
- 6:10SPEAKER_01: Okay, whatever.
- 6:10SPEAKER_01: Uh Snoop.
- 6:11SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 6:12SPEAKER_01: Uh Dr.
- 6:12SPEAKER_01: Dre and Kendrick Lamar.
- 6:14SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 6:14SPEAKER_01: Who I love.
- 6:15SPEAKER_01: Me too.
- 6:16SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 6:16SPEAKER_01: Awesome, awesome, awesome.
- 6:17SPEAKER_00: What is this?
- 6:17SPEAKER_00: I think it's called Tints.
- 6:18SPEAKER_00: Is that the song that Kendra Blige?
- 6:20SPEAKER_00: I love that song.
- 6:20SPEAKER_00: And then he has one with Mary J.
- 6:22SPEAKER_00: Blige.
- 6:23SPEAKER_01: Okay.
- 6:23SPEAKER_00: Blige.
- 6:24SPEAKER_00: Okay, I did.
- 6:25SPEAKER_00: That it's up.
- 6:26SPEAKER_00: Here, I'll tell you what it is.
- 6:27SPEAKER_00: There's another one.
- 6:28SPEAKER_00: Did you do Apple Music or Spawn?
- 6:29SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I have Apple Music.
- 6:30SPEAKER_00: Where's your Apple music?
- 6:31SPEAKER_01: Because you know, last time I didn't have a paid service music and she just let me, she didn't want she wouldn't let me hear the end of it.
- 6:37SPEAKER_00: I know.
- 6:38SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna tell you the song, and I'm gonna like you guys run and listen to it because this song that um that he did with Mary J.
- 6:47SPEAKER_01: Blige was Oh my god, I never see this is call us.
- 6:51SPEAKER_01: It's over.
- 6:51SPEAKER_01: Are you not gonna delete that shit out of the episode?
- 6:54SPEAKER_00: No, I think it's great.
- 6:55SPEAKER_00: Like, hold on a second, let me just find it, okay?
- 6:57SPEAKER_00: There's one song um that he because I'm so here's the thing.
- 7:02SPEAKER_00: I love music and I can't ever remember the names of songs, which Okay, now we're never.
- 7:06SPEAKER_00: Kendrick Lamar featuring Mary J.
- 7:08SPEAKER_00: Blige, Lena, you need to like insert a clip of this like when we actually when you do the editing, it is fabulous.
- 7:17SPEAKER_01: Oh, here.
- 7:21SPEAKER_01: Uh, welcome up and you're borrowing that you're gonna be able to do it.
- 7:34SPEAKER_00: It's such a good song.
- 7:35SPEAKER_00: The words are just gifts.
- 7:37SPEAKER_00: Okay, so that one is really good.
- 7:39SPEAKER_00: Yeah, and then this one too.
- 7:41SPEAKER_00: Um this one, yeah, because I love Kendrick Lamar.
- 7:45SPEAKER_00: Um, there is one that is, I think it's called, it's called Tints.
- 7:50SPEAKER_00: Yeah, Tints.
- 7:51SPEAKER_00: So it's yeah, it's featuring Kendrick Lamar.
- 7:53SPEAKER_00: And then another really wonderful Kendrick Um uh Lamar song is um Love.
- 7:58SPEAKER_00: Love, okay.
- 7:59SPEAKER_00: Love is oh god.
- 8:00SPEAKER_00: Yeah, if you if you don't like not listening to Kendrick Lamar, you are missing out.
- 8:05SPEAKER_00: Anyways, so yeah, so I'm excited.
- 8:08SPEAKER_00: Yes, I may have the beginning of a turkey neck, but I know everybody at the Super Bowl halftime sure for once in my life.
- 8:15SPEAKER_01: Yes, um and like the it's the Bengals and the Rams.
- 8:19SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 8:19SPEAKER_01: And I can give two shits about either team because I'm a Bronx fan.
- 8:24SPEAKER_01: But you know what?
- 8:24SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna root for the Bengals because they are an Ohio team.
- 8:26SPEAKER_00: That's true.
- 8:27SPEAKER_00: And Lena's an Ohio girl.
- 8:29SPEAKER_01: So definitely Bengals and Sha'ala the one.
- 8:32SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I um I don't really watch football and I don't even know anything about the game and I don't understand it, but I'm over here like, yeah, it's far.
- 8:37SPEAKER_01: But you've been watching the African Cup, right?
- 8:39SPEAKER_00: I love soccer.
- 8:40SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 8:40SPEAKER_00: I like soccer.
- 8:41SPEAKER_00: I yes, I have been watching the African Cup and Egypt lost.
- 8:44SPEAKER_01: To Cameroon, right?
- 8:45SPEAKER_00: No, to Senegal.
- 8:46SPEAKER_00: Senegal is the city.
- 8:47SPEAKER_00: In penalty kicks, and it was the most heartbreaking thing ever.
- 8:50SPEAKER_00: Here's the thing, right?
- 8:51SPEAKER_00: Like the the the the Senegal team, like they came through.
- 8:57SPEAKER_00: They really did.
- 8:57SPEAKER_00: And and it's amazing, right?
- 8:58SPEAKER_00: Because like the Egyptian team has Mosalah and the Senegal team has Sadiomane, and both of them play on Liverpool together.
- 9:04SPEAKER_00: Oh, which is like it's fantastic, right?
- 9:07SPEAKER_00: So the nice thing about that is that there's just so much um like camaraderie, but the Egyptian team had the Egyptian, so it this would have been like um African Cup number eight for Egypt, but this was African Cup number one for Senegal.
- 9:22SPEAKER_00: So like you had to be happy for the team.
- 9:25SPEAKER_00: You know, like good sportsmanship show.
- 9:27SPEAKER_00: It's like it's like this is this is his a historic moment for their team.
- 9:31SPEAKER_00: So you're like, yeah, man, go you.
- 9:32SPEAKER_00: Like, why the heck?
- 9:33SPEAKER_00: Plus they have the C best.
- 9:35SPEAKER_00: No, no, it's over.
- 9:36SPEAKER_01: So who won?
- 9:37SPEAKER_00: So Senegal.
- 9:37SPEAKER_00: Oh Senegal.
- 9:38SPEAKER_01: Was that the final?
- 9:38SPEAKER_00: That was last Sunday, yeah.
- 9:39SPEAKER_00: That was last yeah, yeah.
- 9:40SPEAKER_00: So now they're doing World Cup.
- 9:41SPEAKER_00: Yeah, now they're doing World Cup qualifiers.
- 9:43SPEAKER_00: Okay.
- 9:44SPEAKER_00: Um, but I will say, and I can't remember his name, but the goalie for Senegal is like one of the best goalies like in the world.
- 9:50SPEAKER_00: In the world.
- 9:51SPEAKER_00: And I will say, like, the nice thing about um, the nice thing about the um specifically the Egyptian soccer team is uh they had their original goalkeeper, Shinei, get get um like injured, right?
- 10:06SPEAKER_00: Okay, and so they had their um, I guess their like their their sub come in to play, and his name is Mohammed Abu Gebada and that guy, absolute star.
- 10:15SPEAKER_00: Like he went in.
- 10:17SPEAKER_00: Isn't that amazing?
- 10:18SPEAKER_00: But I don't think that's his name because he's taller.
- 10:20SPEAKER_00: It's just that's his actual last name.
- 10:21SPEAKER_00: Okay, but um he came in and it was just you know when you're just like go, like this guy comes in out of nowhere, and he's an absolute fucking rock star.
- 10:32SPEAKER_00: That's awesome.
- 10:32SPEAKER_00: And watching him in the final, it's like I mean, could they have done a better job?
- 10:36SPEAKER_00: Yes, did they there were some areas where they definitely needed improvement, but they did their best.
- 10:40SPEAKER_01: She's a good fan.
- 10:41SPEAKER_01: She's a fan.
- 10:42SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but honestly, like the goalie, like he got, you know, player of the match.
- 10:46SPEAKER_00: He was just he was just phenomenal.
- 10:50SPEAKER_00: Phenomenal, phenomenal, phenomenal.
- 10:51SPEAKER_00: Like the only reason that Sanegal won was they wanted they went into overtime and then they went into penalty kicks.
- 10:56SPEAKER_00: And penalty kicks is just luck of the draw.
- 10:58SPEAKER_00: It really is.
- 10:58SPEAKER_00: So are you watching the Olympics?
- 11:00SPEAKER_00: No.
- 11:01unknown: No.
- 11:02unknown: No.
- 11:02SPEAKER_00: Me neither.
- 11:03SPEAKER_00: I um we we both have um, I will say I watched one thing, but it's because I was out at like a coffee shop, like having Shisha, and like it was just on the screen.
- 11:10SPEAKER_00: But um, do I not do I support Team USA?
- 11:14SPEAKER_00: Absolutely.
- 11:14SPEAKER_00: I support that.
- 11:16SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I support all of the athletes.
- 11:18SPEAKER_00: Um, but for me, like I cannot get down with China being a host, with the crimes and the genocide they are committing against a sect of their people.
- 11:29SPEAKER_00: Like, it's just not right.
- 11:30SPEAKER_00: I said it.
- 11:33SPEAKER_01: No, it's not.
- 11:34SPEAKER_01: I mean, it is what it is, and you know, like you said, it's a genocide.
- 11:38SPEAKER_01: Right?
- 11:38SPEAKER_01: Yeah, wow, we were so very no fairly, but yeah, I mean, like um what they're doing to the uh uh Muslim population there, and just in general, like the to any population, it's not about the Muslims, it's it's you have these people who are like ethnically and religiously different, yeah, right?
- 11:56SPEAKER_00: Like so, and the fact that they're doing this in the week, and it's like you're talking about a modern-day concentration camp.
- 12:00SPEAKER_00: Absolutely.
- 12:01SPEAKER_00: This is not right in under any in any way, shape, or form, this is not right.
- 12:05SPEAKER_00: Like, sorry to get political for a second, but yeah, we're in agreement, not.
- 12:10SPEAKER_00: And even if we want in agreement, it doesn't matter, but like what right is right and wrong is wrong.
- 12:14SPEAKER_00: Absolutely, and this is a genocide against people, and I can't support that.
- 12:19SPEAKER_00: So, do I support Team USA?
- 12:21SPEAKER_00: Hell yeah.
- 12:22SPEAKER_00: And I hope they kick ass in every single category, and I know those athletes work their butt off, and I know that for them this is their moment, right?
- 12:29SPEAKER_00: This is their literally deal with that their Olympics.
- 12:32SPEAKER_01: Yes, yes, yes.
- 12:33SPEAKER_00: Literally their Olympics.
- 12:35SPEAKER_00: So, like, I think I like I hope they go there and I hope they kick ass because I know that I know how hard they train, and this is their life, and this is what they love to do, and this is literally their the reason they exist.
- 12:46SPEAKER_00: They eat and live and breathe their sports, and so I hope they go there and I hope they kick ass.
- 12:51SPEAKER_00: So I agree.
- 12:52SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but I like me watching doesn't mean I don't support Team USA.
- 12:55SPEAKER_00: I fully support Team USA.
- 12:57SPEAKER_01: You mean me, you not watching?
- 12:58SPEAKER_00: Me not, yeah, that's what I meant.
- 12:59SPEAKER_00: You know what I mean.
- 13:00SPEAKER_00: Me not watching does not mean I don't support Team USA.
- 13:02SPEAKER_00: No, I wholeheartedly support Team USA, and um the only thing that I caught was the um snowboarding and um team USA kicked the ass.
- 13:11SPEAKER_00: So yeah, that's it.
- 13:12SPEAKER_00: Next topic.
- 13:13SPEAKER_01: What else do you want to talk about?
- 13:15SPEAKER_00: I don't know.
- 13:15SPEAKER_01: I was gonna ask you, did you see?
- 13:17SPEAKER_01: I mean, like it's kind of messed up that we're going from Olympics to this, but like MMs.
- 13:20SPEAKER_01: Did you see the new MMs?
- 13:21SPEAKER_01: Is there new?
- 13:22SPEAKER_01: I haven't.
- 13:22SPEAKER_01: I mean, look, I haven't.
- 13:23SPEAKER_01: I think I'll put it on the I didn't see what they look like.
- 13:26SPEAKER_01: Okay.
- 13:26SPEAKER_00: You're gonna put it, you're gonna insert it on the screen.
- 13:28SPEAKER_00: Okay, great.
- 13:29SPEAKER_01: Hold on.
- 13:30SPEAKER_00: The new MMs, are they supposed to be like the little clicker rectors on the case?
- 13:34SPEAKER_01: I mean, there's barely any difference.
- 13:36SPEAKER_01: Okay, see if you notice anything.
- 13:38SPEAKER_00: Um oh, the green MM is wearing sneakers.
- 13:42SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 13:43SPEAKER_00: Is that it?
- 13:44SPEAKER_01: The high Bluetooth mode.
- 13:45SPEAKER_01: I kind of like the high boots.
- 13:46SPEAKER_01: The anxiety MM, he's he just knows he has anxiety now.
- 13:49SPEAKER_01: Like he's not totally freaking out like he was before.
- 13:51SPEAKER_00: Anxiety MM.
- 13:52SPEAKER_01: Um I don't know if the red one, there's really not that much of a difference.
- 13:56SPEAKER_01: Um I don't know what what uh her heels are lower.
- 14:00SPEAKER_01: They're block heels.
- 14:01SPEAKER_00: Uh they're no longer the brown MM.
- 14:04SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 14:04SPEAKER_01: I mean, there's like a whole whole article about it.
- 14:06SPEAKER_01: I'm just like, why are people upset?
- 14:08SPEAKER_00: They're MMs.
- 14:09SPEAKER_01: Like, why are people upset?
- 14:10SPEAKER_01: They're cra they're fake.
- 14:11SPEAKER_01: You know, and people get like so upset about these things.
- 14:13SPEAKER_00: Are they gonna come after Minnie Mouse next?
- 14:15SPEAKER_01: Oh, they're they're they're basically doing this to become more inclusive.
- 14:18SPEAKER_01: Okay, yeah.
- 14:20SPEAKER_01: Okay.
- 14:21SPEAKER_01: I'm all for that.
- 14:22SPEAKER_01: I am all for that.
- 14:24SPEAKER_01: Like, why the heck not?
- 14:25SPEAKER_01: So the characters are are they have a fresh modern take on their traditional look and more nuanced personalities to underscore the importance of self-expression and the power of community through storytelling.
- 14:36SPEAKER_01: Okay.
- 14:36SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 14:37SPEAKER_01: I mean, I don't have a problem with that.
- 14:38SPEAKER_01: Go Eminem is uh is that Mars?
- 14:40SPEAKER_00: Is that a Mars?
- 14:41SPEAKER_00: Are they a Mars company?
- 14:42SPEAKER_01: Is that Go Mars?
- 14:43SPEAKER_00: I'm just gonna.
- 14:44SPEAKER_01: The biggest and perhaps the most controversial change is that the green MM, who typically sports her signature white go-go boots, yeah, stepped into a pair of cool laid-back sneakers to ref uh sorry, to reflect her effortless confidence.
- 14:57SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 14:58SPEAKER_01: Why are people upset about that?
- 14:59SPEAKER_01: I mean, like, listen, she's getting older.
- 15:01SPEAKER_01: We all need to wear sneakers.
- 15:02SPEAKER_00: I know, I can't, I I can't be my knees can't handle the uh the uh the the freaking.
- 15:07SPEAKER_01: Oh, so Brown, the other female character, has also slipped into something a little more comfy.
- 15:11SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
- 15:11SPEAKER_01: Block heels.
- 15:12SPEAKER_01: That's what I said.
- 15:12SPEAKER_01: I'm all for that block heels instead of her signatures to let them.
- 15:15SPEAKER_00: I'm just actually amazed that Lena knew block heels.
- 15:20SPEAKER_01: You're such a hai wana.
- 15:22SPEAKER_01: I haven't called a kaiwana in such a long time, okay?
- 15:24SPEAKER_01: You brought that out of me now.
- 15:26SPEAKER_01: Oh my god, that's so funny.
- 15:28SPEAKER_00: Oh my goodness.
- 15:30SPEAKER_00: I was just telling Enda this morning, too.
- 15:31SPEAKER_00: I was like, Yeah, yeah, I was like, Lena sometimes called me.
- 15:34SPEAKER_00: That's like her like.
- 15:35SPEAKER_00: Oh, is she does she think like it's weird?
- 15:36SPEAKER_00: No.
- 15:37SPEAKER_00: Oh, okay.
- 15:37SPEAKER_00: No, no, no.
- 15:37SPEAKER_00: We were talking about it.
- 15:38SPEAKER_01: It's a Palestinian thing.
- 15:39SPEAKER_00: Like I cursed my kid.
- 15:40SPEAKER_00: It's not a Palestinian thing, it's just a Lena thing.
- 15:43SPEAKER_01: What are you talking about?
- 15:44SPEAKER_01: I called my kid Taiwan.
- 15:46SPEAKER_00: That's true, but it's just a Lena thing.
- 15:47SPEAKER_01: It's a Palestinian thing.
- 15:48SPEAKER_00: She just doesn't mean it.
- 15:50SPEAKER_01: Um, and and the green and the brown one are gonna be f friendlier, apparently.
- 15:54SPEAKER_00: Okay.
- 15:54SPEAKER_01: With each other.
- 15:55SPEAKER_01: Because I guess I don't know if they had some.
- 15:56SPEAKER_00: I guess the women women empowering women.
- 15:58SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
- 15:59SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that makes sense.
- 16:00SPEAKER_00: Why not?
- 16:01SPEAKER_00: I'm all for that.
- 16:02SPEAKER_01: Someone said they should have done this with an high uh I love it.
- 16:08SPEAKER_01: And people are upset because they're like, keep the green uh Eminem a hot, sexy lady.
- 16:12SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
- 16:13SPEAKER_00: Okay, so I want to talk about one last subject before we like sign off.
- 16:17SPEAKER_00: Um, Valentine's Day is coming up.
- 16:19SPEAKER_00: Well, you guys will be seeing this after Valentine's Day.
- 16:21SPEAKER_00: Yeah, after Valentine's Day is over.
- 16:23SPEAKER_00: But um, do you have any plans for Valentine's Day?
- 16:25SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I don't either.
- 16:26SPEAKER_01: I I don't celebrate we don't celebrate.
- 16:27SPEAKER_00: Yeah, both Lena and I are on the same page.
- 16:29SPEAKER_00: We don't celebrate Valentine's.
- 16:29SPEAKER_00: Not because I have anything against Valentine's Day, but like I do.
- 16:33SPEAKER_00: Why?
- 16:33SPEAKER_01: I always have a thing against all holidays.
- 16:35SPEAKER_01: You know me.
- 16:35SPEAKER_01: That's true.
- 16:36SPEAKER_00: You are so freaking so Lena's shirt matches the inside her soul.
- 16:40SPEAKER_00: This is what No! Not Yoda.
- 16:43SPEAKER_00: Yoda's amazing, just the color.
- 16:44SPEAKER_00: The color of her shirt matches her inside.
- 16:46SPEAKER_00: No, because like it's such a like uh it's no.
- 16:50SPEAKER_00: She doesn't so it's okay.
- 16:51SPEAKER_01: Lina Lena hates all holidays equally.
- 16:53SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's true.
- 16:54SPEAKER_01: I do.
- 16:54SPEAKER_01: Which is so funny because I love all holidays equally.
- 16:57SPEAKER_01: No.
- 16:57SPEAKER_01: Valentine's Day is probably one of the worst, top three worst holidays ever.
- 17:01SPEAKER_00: What's the other two?
- 17:02SPEAKER_01: Halloween.
- 17:03SPEAKER_01: I hate the fact that she hates Halloween.
- 17:05SPEAKER_00: She's such a freaking square for hating Halloween.
- 17:08SPEAKER_01: Oh my god.
- 17:09SPEAKER_01: Halloween is so much fun.
- 17:10SPEAKER_01: Halloween and Valentine's Day are probably the worst too.
- 17:12SPEAKER_00: No, I like all holidays.
- 17:14SPEAKER_01: But yeah, Valentine's Day, no.
- 17:15SPEAKER_01: You're gonna love me, you love me every day.
- 17:17SPEAKER_01: You're gonna show me you love me, you're gonna show me every day.
- 17:19SPEAKER_00: Yeah, but no, I like when everybody starts.
- 17:20SPEAKER_01: I don't want flowers and I don't want any of that crap.
- 17:22SPEAKER_01: When it's snowing outside, you clean my car, that shows me you love me.
- 17:26SPEAKER_01: That's that's the truth.
- 17:28SPEAKER_01: Right?
- 17:28SPEAKER_00: You put gas in my car when it's crazy.
- 17:30SPEAKER_00: Absolutely.
- 17:30SPEAKER_01: I don't fill my car.
- 17:31SPEAKER_01: Do you fill your car?
- 17:32SPEAKER_00: Do I fill my car?
- 17:33SPEAKER_01: Yeah, no, I don't.
- 17:34SPEAKER_00: I do fill my car.
- 17:35SPEAKER_00: I don't.
- 17:35SPEAKER_00: I do.
- 17:36SPEAKER_01: No, that's that's love.
- 17:37SPEAKER_00: Yeah, that is.
- 17:38SPEAKER_00: So what she's saying is my husband doesn't love me because I need to put gas in my car.
- 17:41SPEAKER_01: No, I'm not saying that.
- 17:41SPEAKER_01: No, no, no.
- 17:42SPEAKER_01: I'm just saying for me.
- 17:43SPEAKER_01: She's saying all of you guys, shut up.
- 17:45SPEAKER_01: Your partners don't love you because they don't put gas in the city.
- 17:47SPEAKER_01: What you're saying is show me those like actual acts.
- 17:51SPEAKER_00: So basically, we've come to a conclusion here.
- 17:53SPEAKER_00: I am a very happy, go-lucky, positive spirited person, and Lena has a dark soul.
- 18:00SPEAKER_00: I love I love all holidays, and Lena cannot stand to see people be happy.
- 18:05SPEAKER_01: So that's not true.
- 18:08SPEAKER_01: You're such a hater.
- 18:09SPEAKER_01: No, I just keep it real.
- 18:10SPEAKER_01: I'm sorry.
- 18:11SPEAKER_00: If we were both emotions, like in that movie Inside Out, joy, sadness.
- 18:16SPEAKER_01: It wouldn't be sadness.
- 18:17SPEAKER_01: I mean a little mix of sadness and anxiety.
- 18:19SPEAKER_01: No, no, no, it'll be anger, anxiety, and a little bit sadness.
- 18:22SPEAKER_01: Because I'm not sad.
- 18:23SPEAKER_01: I don't think I'm sad.
- 18:24SPEAKER_01: Oh, sadness, anger and anxiety.
- 18:25SPEAKER_01: Definitely angry.
- 18:26SPEAKER_00: I'm just joy.
- 18:27unknown: Yeah.
- 18:27SPEAKER_00: Just joy.
- 18:28SPEAKER_01: She is joy.
- 18:29SPEAKER_01: Absolutely.
- 18:29SPEAKER_00: That's it.
- 18:30SPEAKER_00: And on that note, thank you guys for joining us for episode two.
- 18:33SPEAKER_00: You guys are awesome for tuning in.
- 18:35SPEAKER_00: And thank you for continuing to support us.
- 18:37SPEAKER_00: And we will be back with like next week, right?
- 18:40SPEAKER_00: We're doing this weekly, right?
- 18:42SPEAKER_00: Absolutely.
- 18:42SPEAKER_00: Awesome.
- 18:43SPEAKER_00: Thank you guys.
- 18:44SPEAKER_00: Bye.
- 18:44SPEAKER_00: Bye.