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Whackhead Prank: Neighbourhood dog debacles · Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings

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  Speaker 1: Levitating from Dua Lipa here on kf Morning's thirteen after
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  Speaker 1: eight o'clock.
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  Speaker 2: We got a.
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  Speaker 1: Prank coming up next. I'm calling the US of A.
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  Speaker 1: There's a South African living in a road and there's
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  Speaker 1: stuff going down.
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  Speaker 2: Alright, it's coming up next. Stop stop what you're doing.
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  Speaker 3: Here's another world famous crank call from Darren Wackhead Simpson
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  Speaker 3: six exclusive to KFM Mornings.
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  Speaker 1: So Janet Goodle, she lives in the United States, and
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  Speaker 1: she says, listen, every you know, it's what's amazing is
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  Speaker 1: that no matter where you go, every road has that
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  Speaker 1: feisty person in the WhatsApp group at least one. That person,
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  Speaker 1: as we say, scrook for Knicks. So this lady, now, look,
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  Speaker 1: I must just say, my accent goes all over the
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  Speaker 1: place here. This lady is actually hilarious. She scrooks for Knicks,
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  Speaker 1: and I was back link to keep up. I was
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  Speaker 1: tuning into her accent.
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  Speaker 2: I was it was, it was, it was a lot happening.
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  Speaker 2: It was, it was a lot happening here.
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  Speaker 1: So, yeah, she's the feisty one in the WhatsApp group,
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  Speaker 1: always not necessarily complaining, but everyone is kind of complaining
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  Speaker 1: about her. Okay, not doesn't stick to rules and stuff.
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  Speaker 1: So it's also got to do with their dogs. Mess
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  Speaker 1: with somebody's dogs.
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  Speaker 2: With their family member. You said, what about my child? Exactly?
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  Speaker 1: Okay, so so so try keep up as a tra
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  Speaker 1: with this lady. She is Hispanic and I'm doing my best. Yeah,
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  Speaker 1: all right, here we go. I'm American and I'm Indian. Hi.
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  Speaker 2: Can I speak with Madeline? Please?
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  Speaker 3: Yes? This is me.
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  Speaker 2: Hi.
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  Speaker 1: My name is Buck Benson from Benson and Associates, where.
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  Speaker 2: Attorney is at law.
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  Speaker 1: Yes, ma'am, I have a complaint for my client concerning
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  Speaker 1: your dog, my dog, mam. According to my client, Joe
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  Speaker 1: min Na Teta, he is tired of walking into your
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  Speaker 1: dog's piles and piles of ship.
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  Speaker 3: What do you mean he walked into a polo.
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  Speaker 1: He is tired of your dog's bad behavior and discipline.
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  Speaker 3: Man, that's too bad. My dog is gonna continue acting
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  Speaker 3: up if he wants to, and he's on my property.
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  Speaker 1: Ma'am, Hold on one second. I just want to put
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  Speaker 1: my client on the phone with you. All right, all right, Senor? Yes, Hello, Hello, Hello?
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  Speaker 1: Why the hell your dog bark all time?
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  Speaker 2: Dub the night.
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  Speaker 3: First of all, you're gonna call me me right, I
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  Speaker 3: talk to you.
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  Speaker 2: However, I want your dog buck all.
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  Speaker 1: Night and keep me up, and then it takes a
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  Speaker 1: dump on my lun put your dog on your bloody house.
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  Speaker 3: Man. My dog is always in the house. And let
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  Speaker 3: me tell you, there's never out there. And if you
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  Speaker 3: step on that's somebody else's dogs. I always clean in
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  Speaker 3: front of my house. All right, you want to walk
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  Speaker 3: in front of my house, will carry a bag and
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  Speaker 3: a shovel and you clean it.
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  Speaker 1: You don't understand, Let me tell you in Spanish.
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  Speaker 3: Gets what happened? Min talk to me in front of
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  Speaker 3: my face? And you gotta talk to me over the phone.
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  Speaker 2: Huh.
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  Speaker 3: I'm in fact out so I could show you, so
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  Speaker 3: I can show you some seasons so you can stand
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  Speaker 3: in you know what I think? Your face in it?
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  Speaker 2: How you talk ugly?
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  Speaker 3: Which one of my neighbors is this you?
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  Speaker 2: I live two houses down from.
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  Speaker 3: You, all two houses from me. Why don't you just
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  Speaker 3: come over here and bring my doorbell? Ah, you have
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  Speaker 3: to call an attorney. You're not man enough to call
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  Speaker 3: me in person.
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  Speaker 2: I don't talk to women. I talk to the man
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  Speaker 2: in the house.
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  Speaker 3: Oh, you don't talk to the women who are you
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  Speaker 3: talking to now, man, I'll put you to bend over
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  Speaker 3: and I have my dogs stick it up your.
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  Speaker 2: Miss Bedlin.
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  Speaker 3: Yes, what do you want?
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  Speaker 1: I'm absolutely horrified at the kind of language that I'm
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  Speaker 1: hearing from your mouth.
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  Speaker 3: Why don't you in your client go to hell.
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  Speaker 2: I was man that you're not gonna know who I am.
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  Speaker 1: But I'm actually phone scamming you from a radio station
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  Speaker 1: in South Africa. One of the ladies in your street
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  Speaker 1: is a South African woman. Her name is Janet. She
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  Speaker 1: apparently knows you quite well.
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  Speaker 2: Janet good Old.
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  Speaker 1: She lives in your street.
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  Speaker 2: Thank you for that one, Janet, that were not a
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  Speaker 2: million miles an hour. Yeah, she was ready to go
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  Speaker 2: go go bin you over with the dog that go me.
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  Speaker 2: I'm tapping out. I'm tapping out, tap tap, I'm out.
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  Speaker 2: That's a that's a real naked choke. I'm done.
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  Speaker 1: It's I'm in Van Helden, My my, my, here on
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  Speaker 1: kay if in mornings. Okay, we've got some comments here
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  Speaker 1: from the prank.
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  Speaker 3: I was all your present on YouTube was the first
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  Speaker 3: of the other one, daren not the Monday amice? This
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  Speaker 3: boy funny that.
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  Speaker 2: Did you become Indian at the point, Yeah, when the
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  Speaker 2: woman started talking, he was lost. You're that you can
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  Speaker 2: hear that lady has seen some things through. Yeah, exactly right.
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  Speaker 1: I would love to learn Spanish, so much passion, the
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  Speaker 1: absolutely what a language, What a language to have an
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  Speaker 1: argument in.
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  Speaker 2: You had no chance. No, I was defeated, absolutely defeated.
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  Speaker 2: Tap give up.