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Comic quest Ep:10 Woke Tunnels · Comic Quest

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SPEAKER_00: There we are again! We are four comedian staffed in the land of Dungeons and Dragons.
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SPEAKER_00: How are we gonna get back home?
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SPEAKER_00: We don't know.
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SPEAKER_02: Whoa!
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SPEAKER_00: This is Comic Quest.
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SPEAKER_01: Welcome to Comics Quest, Tom State.
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SPEAKER_01: I believe it's just me and Liam here today.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it's uh it's a special episode, so uh we're all doing individual episodes because you've all been the team's been split up.
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SPEAKER_00: Uh so we're not recording it in bad today, but that's not because bad is a bad venue.
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SPEAKER_01: Yes, excellent, excellent.
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SPEAKER_01: Promote those two because they've been good to us.
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SPEAKER_01: That's why.
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SPEAKER_01: Okay, that's why we do it.
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SPEAKER_01: I don't even know what the other place we did it, but I think they charged us.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, they tried to charge us on the end, so we left.
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SPEAKER_01: So forget those guys.
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SPEAKER_01: Supposed to be a social hub for like kids and they're charging people up.
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SPEAKER_00: They wanted 300 pounds for them.
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SPEAKER_00: So we wow.
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SPEAKER_01: You know, that pot we're not making that kind of money on this podcast.
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SPEAKER_00: Well, maybe if we do a Patreon one day, maybe we will be doing a Patreon.
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SPEAKER_01: That's what podcasts are all about, Liam.
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SPEAKER_01: Okay, so we're on a we're going into a so yep, it's just a it's a solo uh Bill Futler and Shawn Michaels travel adventure today.
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SPEAKER_00: So in the last episode, what happened was you were fighting prime evil, you beat him, you were Tom Boltry was cutting Primeval's penis off.
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SPEAKER_01: Was he?
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SPEAKER_01: Was that how is that I don't remember that one.
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SPEAKER_00: That's how the episode ended.
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SPEAKER_00: Kate bashed his head in so you couldn't cut his head off.
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SPEAKER_00: So to prove you killed him, so then Gareth decided he wanted to cut his penis off.
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SPEAKER_01: Oh wow.
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SPEAKER_01: Like, you know what I always think is that like Dungeons and Dragons really brings out a personality in you.
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SPEAKER_01: Like, if this whole world went apocalyptic and there were no rules, I feel Gareth would be running around cutting people's penises off just to prove he meant them.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, as he was cutting the penis off, though, a bunch of guards came in and uh knocked Kate and Gareth out and then took you and Sean and put you in a jail cart, and then all of you went in diff different directions.
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SPEAKER_00: So now it is you and Sean in a jail cart.
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SPEAKER_00: It is about four feet wide, six foot long, and seven foot tall.
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SPEAKER_00: The person driving the chariot is a bugbear warrior, and the chariot is being pulled by a giant boar.
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SPEAKER_00: So it's up to you and Sean how you get out of this one.
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SPEAKER_01: Okay, so oh wow.
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SPEAKER_01: So we're in a jail cart, we're heading down the road.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_01: And it's a bugbear, like half bugbear?
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SPEAKER_00: No, it's uh it's like a kind of goblin.
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SPEAKER_00: A bugbear's like a kind of goblin.
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SPEAKER_00: Oh, I know what a bugbear is.
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SPEAKER_01: Like now you're getting in like when I say I know all these guys, of course.
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SPEAKER_01: But a bug, so is he an actual bugbear then?
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, he's an actual bugbear.
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SPEAKER_01: Okay, these things aren't these things are good.
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SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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SPEAKER_00: So then you've got two guards on horses in front of the carriage and two guards and horses behind, so you are surrounded.
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SPEAKER_00: You can also you've not done like a long rest.
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SPEAKER_01: I don't do I have my weapons, do I have my my what do I got?
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SPEAKER_00: So you've got all your weapons, all that.
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SPEAKER_00: The only thing is the you've not done a long rest since the last battle, so you've not got any second level spell slots left, you've only got first level.
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SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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SPEAKER_00: You could do a long rest that'll take you eight hours, but you can he overhear from the conversations that wherever they're taking you is about eight hours away.
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SPEAKER_00: So if you do the long rest to get the spell slots back, you will be exactly where they want you to be.
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SPEAKER_01: Well, I'm gonna listen, I'm gonna assume that I'm surrounded here.
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SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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SPEAKER_01: I don't I don't know if I really need to escape because are we in the middle of nowhere?
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SPEAKER_00: Pretty much you're on a road, you can see like a forest off to this kind of side of you, but it's kind of like a dirt road, then kind of like a forest kind of mountain terrain kind of area.
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SPEAKER_00: Okay, okay.
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SPEAKER_01: Uh and and I'm understanding their eng I'm understanding what they're talking about.
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SPEAKER_00: So no one's talking to the bugbear warrior, but you can hear the guards talking to each other and they're speaking.
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SPEAKER_00: And what are the guards?
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SPEAKER_01: Are the guards human?
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, they look human, then they're speaking English.
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SPEAKER_01: Hanging around with bugbears, these fucking people.
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SPEAKER_01: No, they don't get along.
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SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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SPEAKER_01: Um before I do anything, I'm gonna say, hey, where are you?
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SPEAKER_01: I wanna ask, like, like, hey, where are where are you taking?
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SPEAKER_01: Where are we where are we heading, man?
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SPEAKER_00: What where where are you taking me?
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SPEAKER_00: So the bugbear warrior grunts at you and he just slams the cage to shot off.
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SPEAKER_00: Oh, this guy's not giving me anything.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, he's not he's not up for a chat.
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SPEAKER_01: No, okay.
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SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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SPEAKER_01: And the guards are pretty much ignoring me too.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, they can see that you're annoying the person, the bugbear, but you they're not close enough to actually feel like intervening.
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SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna just throw one out to them.
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SPEAKER_01: Hey, hey, where are we heading off to?
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SPEAKER_00: Where are we going?
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SPEAKER_00: So one of them shouts, uh, our leader wants to take you to Nother Winter.
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SPEAKER_00: Our leader?
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: That's the bugbear.
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SPEAKER_00: No, the bugbear the bugbear's like a guard, kind of underlin, he's like just like a jailer.
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SPEAKER_01: Oh, the leader.
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SPEAKER_01: So, okay, so oh my god, and and nowhere, so I don't have to deal with and the other two aren't around.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, so Kate and Gareth are in different jail carts being taken.
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SPEAKER_00: So oh, okay, okay.
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SPEAKER_01: Um can I what does the jail car look like?
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SPEAKER_01: Can I even get out?
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SPEAKER_00: Like, so it's got like a lo it's got a door that's got a lock on it and stuff like that.
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SPEAKER_00: So you could try and break the lock.
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SPEAKER_00: There's you could you've got the boar in front of you, you've got the bug bear, you can I don't know.
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SPEAKER_00: Do you do you have talk with animals?
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SPEAKER_00: You can maybe try talking about animals.
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SPEAKER_01: Maybe you know what, you know what?
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SPEAKER_01: Okay, okay, here's what we're gonna do.
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SPEAKER_01: I don't feel like we're in any danger yet.
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SPEAKER_01: Right.
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SPEAKER_01: You know what I mean?
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SPEAKER_01: And I don't feel like me jumping out and just hanging around in a forest that I don't know anything about is a good idea.
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SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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SPEAKER_01: So so what I am gonna do is I'm going, I am gonna take that.
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SPEAKER_01: I'm just gonna take a nap.
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SPEAKER_01: Go take a long nap.
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SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna take a long rest.
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SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna get myself ready for whatever's about to come.
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SPEAKER_01: I have my bar, right?
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SPEAKER_01: I still have my bar.
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SPEAKER_01: I have all my You got your immovable rod, dude.
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SPEAKER_01: I can move my immovable rod.
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SPEAKER_01: That's what my wife called.
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SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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SPEAKER_01: I don't even know if that's misogynistic.
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SPEAKER_00: You've made that joke before this.
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SPEAKER_01: Okay, good.
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SPEAKER_01: 2026.
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SPEAKER_01: I'm going, sounds funny, but maybe I should think about it before I say it.
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SPEAKER_01: Um okay, uh yeah.
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SPEAKER_01: So I'm gonna I'm gonna sit there and go, Sean, let's just have a crash.
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SPEAKER_01: Night and we'll wait till we find we gotta find out who the leader is, anyways.
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SPEAKER_01: You know what I mean?
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SPEAKER_01: There's no no no point in pissing these guys off if they're gonna give us a ride to our next adventure.
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SPEAKER_01: It's better than us walking and not knowing where we're going.
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SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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SPEAKER_01: And I have a feeling the other two are gonna try and escape.
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SPEAKER_00: So I've done Gareth's one.
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SPEAKER_00: Uh he did not try and escape.
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SPEAKER_01: Oh, did he?
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unknown: Okay.
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SPEAKER_00: Gareth basically, everything that was planned for Gareth, none of it could happen because Gareth kept on doing mad shit through the whole film.
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SPEAKER_00: Oh, did he?
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SPEAKER_00: So a lot of it had to just be improvised at the moment.
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SPEAKER_01: Okay, okay.
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SPEAKER_01: So but he didn't did he try to escape?
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SPEAKER_01: I don't oh well I can't know.
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SPEAKER_01: Why would I know?
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SPEAKER_00: He did he so he done the long rest.
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SPEAKER_00: I'll tell you he'd done the long rest as well, and then basically when he got to where he was going, everything fucking.
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SPEAKER_01: Okay, well I might do the long rest too.
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SPEAKER_01: So I might get my spells back and all that.
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SPEAKER_00: That that should all back up to fill everything.
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SPEAKER_00: So Sean now.
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SPEAKER_00: So when you get to when you wake up, you're being huckled into a jail cell.
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unknown: Okay.
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SPEAKER_00: So the jail cell, again, it's not very big, it's like your classic kind of jail cell.
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SPEAKER_00: It's all made of stone.
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SPEAKER_00: There's bunk beds, they're made of stone, and they're one of them's and they're being held to like the wall by chains and stuff like that.
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SPEAKER_00: Okay.
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SPEAKER_00: Pl there's like a toilet that's kind of plugged plumbed in, and then you can see like other jail cells kind of either side of you, and one of them's got uh cobalt in it, and the other one's got like a kind of wolf man and then.
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SPEAKER_00: It's like a sm it's like a small dragonoid kind of person.
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SPEAKER_00: It's not like what Kate is, it's more kinda is a lot more dragon-like than like what Kate is.
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SPEAKER_01: And he's obviously in jail, okay, and wolf guy, they're in jail.
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SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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SPEAKER_01: So did I wake up in this jail?
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SPEAKER_01: Is that what happened?
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SPEAKER_00: So you're pretty much asleep, and then you are as you're kind of waking up still, they've chucked you in here.
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SPEAKER_00: So you and Sean are now you've gone from one cage to another cage.
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SPEAKER_00: Okay, okay.
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SPEAKER_00: And there's is there any guards around?
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SPEAKER_00: So there's one guard at the end of the hall, and he's basically just asleep, and you can see like he's got the keys to the cells on his kind of person.
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SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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SPEAKER_01: Beau he's got the keys.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_01: Right away.
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SPEAKER_01: I'm already loving this guy.
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SPEAKER_01: Uh I look over first before I do any spells and all that stuff.
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SPEAKER_01: I'm uh, is the cobalt look friendly or does he look like he looks upset because he's in jail.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
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SPEAKER_01: So what did you so I'm uh go, what why are you in here?
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SPEAKER_01: What what what's who are you?
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SPEAKER_01: Hey, look you, who are you?
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SPEAKER_00: Who are you?
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SPEAKER_00: So the cobalt, I'll need to do a fucking this is always a hangman.
10:02
SPEAKER_00: I'm I like I really should prepare the voices.
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SPEAKER_00: Yeah, no more.
10:05
SPEAKER_00: I always forget that I'm like, I'll need to do a voice for that.
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SPEAKER_00: Uh I was trying Sean Connery.
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SPEAKER_00: Uh so he goes, so I'm yeah.
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SPEAKER_00: He goes, he goes, I'm Mika.
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SPEAKER_00: I'm Mika the cobalt.
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SPEAKER_00: Mika?
10:20
SPEAKER_00: Right.
10:21
SPEAKER_01: Oh, it's not a girl.
10:22
SPEAKER_01: Are you a girl?
10:23
SPEAKER_00: No, I'm I'm a boy.
10:24
SPEAKER_00: Wow.
10:25
SPEAKER_00: Well, your mom didn't name you right.
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SPEAKER_00: Okay.
10:30
SPEAKER_00: You can be a guy called Mika.
10:31
SPEAKER_00: Do you know the member the guy that sung Grace Kelly?
10:33
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I think I remember.
10:34
SPEAKER_01: Oh, that's right.
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SPEAKER_01: He was Mika.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's right.
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SPEAKER_01: I apologize.
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SPEAKER_01: Listen, that's not well, I don't apologize.
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SPEAKER_01: Okay, Mika.
10:44
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
10:44
SPEAKER_01: How uh Mika, listen, where are Mika?
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SPEAKER_01: Where are we, Mika?
10:48
SPEAKER_01: Where Mika.
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SPEAKER_01: Mika, where are we?
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SPEAKER_01: What are we doing here?
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SPEAKER_01: Shut up, Sean.
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SPEAKER_01: Sean doesn't talk a lot, by the way.
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SPEAKER_00: Uh so Mika goes, uh, you're you're in jail.
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SPEAKER_00: You're another winter's jail.
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SPEAKER_01: No shit, Mika.
11:05
SPEAKER_01: I understand.
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SPEAKER_01: And what like I don't even why are you here, Mika?
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SPEAKER_00: What what do you do?
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SPEAKER_00: Mika kind of looks a bit shifty and goes, You're you're not supposed to ask people in jail why they're here.
11:15
SPEAKER_01: Well well, fuck Mika.
11:17
SPEAKER_01: Listen, I don't and here's another thing you're not supposed to do.
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SPEAKER_01: I don't belong here.
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SPEAKER_01: I don't know what I've done to get into jail.
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SPEAKER_01: Uh well, m Mika.
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SPEAKER_01: Now, okay, well, cool, Mika.
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SPEAKER_01: You we'll talk to you later.
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SPEAKER_01: We'll figure you out later.
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SPEAKER_01: Right.
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SPEAKER_01: Okay, thank you, Mika.
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SPEAKER_01: And the wolf dude, is he awake?
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SPEAKER_01: Is he doing anything?
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SPEAKER_00: He's awake.
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SPEAKER_00: He's he's just staring.
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SPEAKER_00: So there's like a window at the back of his cell that's got bars on it, and he's just staring out the window.
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SPEAKER_00: Right waiting for the moon or something like that.
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SPEAKER_01: So he turns into some massive werewolf.
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SPEAKER_01: Okay.
11:51
SPEAKER_01: Is it afternoon?
11:52
SPEAKER_01: There's the other thing.
11:53
SPEAKER_01: So what day?
11:54
SPEAKER_01: What time of day are we dealing with?
11:55
SPEAKER_00: So it's uh kinda it's like about five o'clock evening-ish time.
12:00
SPEAKER_00: Is that dusk?
12:01
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
12:02
SPEAKER_00: I we'll call it dusk.
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SPEAKER_00: Okay, we're gonna sun's going down.
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SPEAKER_00: While you're in the jail cell and just after you've talked to Mika, you hear a commotion outside and you hear someone shouting, he's gone into the sewers, go to get go to the sewers.
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SPEAKER_01: He's going into the sewers, go to the sew.
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SPEAKER_01: Ooh, okay.
12:18
SPEAKER_01: Well that doesn't mean anything.
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SPEAKER_01: I gotta okay.
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SPEAKER_01: Uh does the lock look like it's easy?
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SPEAKER_01: Like what okay, we're gonna try and break out, obviously.
12:28
SPEAKER_01: We're not we're not just gonna sit here for the whole hour.
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SPEAKER_01: Okay.
12:32
SPEAKER_01: And go.
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SPEAKER_01: Like, is there a trial?
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SPEAKER_01: Like, do I get a lawyer?
12:38
SPEAKER_01: Where's my phone call?
12:42
SPEAKER_01: And I so you we don't get a phone call.
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SPEAKER_01: Um and the the dude, the guy, can I see him?
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SPEAKER_01: He's pretty is he in close proximity to me, the guard?
12:52
SPEAKER_00: I would say he's about so you're in, I'd say the corridor is probably about like, no, like 20 feet long, and he's at the end of it.
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SPEAKER_00: He's 20 feet long, right?
13:02
SPEAKER_00: Uh yeah, he's 20 feet away from you.
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SPEAKER_01: Okay, I'm a charm person, that guy to get me the keys.
13:07
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
13:08
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
13:08
SPEAKER_01: Oh, did you see his excit Liam got excited there.
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SPEAKER_01: Ooh.
13:12
SPEAKER_01: He's using a spell.
13:15
SPEAKER_00: We'll need to double check.
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SPEAKER_00: I think I don't know if you roll for charm person or if it's uh it's a like a saving throw from the other person.
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SPEAKER_01: I think uh well, one humanoid you can see within 30 feet.
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SPEAKER_01: You said 20.
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SPEAKER_01: Yep, so you can get uh does so with advantage, uh charm condition until the spell.
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SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
13:33
SPEAKER_01: I think he's just gotta roll uh so he's gotta roll uh wisdom.
13:37
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
13:38
SPEAKER_01: These are the Jedi's you're not looking for.
13:41
SPEAKER_01: Whatever.
13:43
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
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SPEAKER_01: Let us out.
13:45
SPEAKER_01: Is the ice cream van going by?
13:46
SPEAKER_01: I don't know.
13:47
SPEAKER_01: I bet it's selling ice cream around here.
13:50
SPEAKER_01: Remember hearing about your ice cream van.
13:54
SPEAKER_00: Cigarettes and drugs.
13:56
SPEAKER_00: Well, that was the that was a good old days.
13:59
SPEAKER_00: What's the save and throw from this guard?
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SPEAKER_01: Oh wow.
14:03
SPEAKER_00: He gets a five.
14:04
SPEAKER_00: So he is Boom!
14:05
SPEAKER_01: He's mine.
14:06
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
14:07
SPEAKER_01: He's mine.
14:08
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
14:09
SPEAKER_01: Well, obviously, the first thing we're doing, get over here and give me the keys.
14:14
SPEAKER_00: So how do you charm him though?
14:16
SPEAKER_00: Do you what do you say to him that charms?
14:17
SPEAKER_01: Well, I say, well, I go, I go, boog it, boog it, boog it, hey, hey, look into my eyes.
14:23
SPEAKER_01: And as soon as he looks into my eyes, I'm like, hi.
14:27
SPEAKER_00: I feel like fucking Bo done like has done like stage magician courses as part of his like Christ comedy and stuff, but he's done like a happenism course.
14:39
SPEAKER_01: All right, I get him to dance for a little bit.
14:42
SPEAKER_01: Hey, all right, okay.
14:44
SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna pretend that Meek is playing.
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SPEAKER_01: Grace Cali, Mika, all right.
14:54
SPEAKER_01: Because I guess he wouldn't Phil would know who Mika was.
14:58
SPEAKER_01: In the real world, he would have known who Mika was.
15:01
SPEAKER_01: Wow.
15:02
SPEAKER_01: By the way, Meek, uh, you're awesome in the in my world where I come from, you're a singer.
15:08
SPEAKER_01: You're a bit of a boar now.
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SPEAKER_01: Uh so yeah, no, okay.
15:14
SPEAKER_01: So I'm gonna I want him to, yeah.
15:17
SPEAKER_01: I just I what I want him to do is I want I want to bring him over.
15:20
SPEAKER_01: I say, hey, get over here, man.
15:22
SPEAKER_00: So he you want him to unlock the cell.
15:24
SPEAKER_01: Not only do I oh I got plans for this guy.
15:27
SPEAKER_01: Right.
15:28
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
15:28
SPEAKER_01: So uh so I want him to unlock the cell for me and give me the keys.
15:33
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, okay.
15:33
SPEAKER_00: Okay, yeah.
15:34
SPEAKER_00: So he does that.
15:35
SPEAKER_00: He's like, uh yeah, yeah, yeah.
15:37
SPEAKER_00: He'll the keys, he's the keys.
15:38
SPEAKER_00: There you go.
15:39
SPEAKER_00: It's good to see you again, man.
15:40
SPEAKER_00: Thanks.
15:41
SPEAKER_00: Hey, hey, listen, buddy.
15:46
SPEAKER_01: So uh listen, why don't you what I want you to do is I want you to go take a nap on that bed over there in the bed in the cell, and and I want him to go do that, and then I'm gonna lock the door behind him, and I'm gonna walk up to Mika, go, hey buddy, who's your best friend, man?
16:10
SPEAKER_00: So uh the guard goes and see when you lock the cell, are you ending the spell, or are you just No, no, he can keep the I'm gonna keep the spell that keep him charmed for until I'm leaving this place.
16:21
SPEAKER_01: But I'm locking him in there.
16:23
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, so he'll be so it'll last for one hour.
16:27
SPEAKER_00: So he'll be charmed for one hour and he'll be asleep for one hour.
16:30
SPEAKER_01: Okay, perfect, perfect.
16:31
SPEAKER_00: So now you're outside Mika's uh cell and Mika's like, sure, can you can you let me out then please?
16:38
SPEAKER_01: Uh Mika, I thought you were a bit rude to me.
16:41
SPEAKER_01: Remember when I asked you?
16:43
SPEAKER_01: And you said you don't ask people, well, let me ask you again, why are you here, Mika?
16:49
SPEAKER_00: It's because I don't I don't know if you were cool or not.
16:51
SPEAKER_00: I don't know if you were an informant.
16:53
SPEAKER_00: You could have you could have been sent in here to get a confession out of me.
16:56
SPEAKER_00: Dude, do I look like a foreman?
16:58
SPEAKER_00: Look at this, look at me.
17:00
SPEAKER_00: I can see now, I can see now uh you're you're you're very cool.
17:04
SPEAKER_01: Thank you very much, Mika.
17:06
SPEAKER_01: You're gonna be part of now, Mika, like uh what so what did you do, Mika?
17:11
SPEAKER_01: What did you do?
17:12
SPEAKER_01: Tell me why you I know why I'm here.
17:14
SPEAKER_01: We cut off uh fucking prime evil's penis.
17:17
SPEAKER_01: Next thing I know, some guards came in, took us, and I don't mind telling you this.
17:22
SPEAKER_01: Wait, are you a guardian?
17:24
SPEAKER_01: Uh am I a guardian?
17:25
SPEAKER_01: Whatever you just said to me.
17:28
SPEAKER_01: An informant.
17:28
SPEAKER_01: An informant.
17:29
SPEAKER_01: Hold on.
17:31
SPEAKER_01: I'm blabbing off too much.
17:33
SPEAKER_01: No, I I'm a I'm a smuggler.
17:36
SPEAKER_01: You're a smuggler?
17:37
SPEAKER_01: A smuggler.
17:38
SPEAKER_01: Oh, wow.
17:39
SPEAKER_01: All right.
17:39
SPEAKER_01: What it oh my god, so you're like a dealer, man.
17:42
SPEAKER_00: What do you got?
17:44
SPEAKER_00: Uh well, I was to deliver a special package into the palace, uh, but I got caught on the way in.
17:50
SPEAKER_01: Palace.
17:50
SPEAKER_01: Whoa, slow down.
17:51
SPEAKER_01: There's a palace here.
17:52
SPEAKER_01: We just by the way, Mika, I just got here.
17:56
SPEAKER_01: I don't know any of this place.
17:58
SPEAKER_01: There's a palace around here.
17:59
SPEAKER_00: Yes, it's where the the leader, the ruler, uh that's where he's located, so he's in there.
18:05
SPEAKER_00: Uh, but I was trying to get some stuff in it.
18:07
SPEAKER_00: We're trying to, I'm part of a I'm I'm not really part of it, but I'm part of a revolution.
18:12
SPEAKER_01: You're part of a revol.
18:14
SPEAKER_01: I love a revolution.
18:15
SPEAKER_01: Hey, Mika, what's this guy?
18:17
SPEAKER_01: What's his fucking dog face over here?
18:20
SPEAKER_01: What's his thing?
18:20
SPEAKER_01: Do you know anything about it?
18:21
SPEAKER_00: He doesn't say anything.
18:22
SPEAKER_00: He just stares at the window.
18:24
SPEAKER_01: He just stares at the window.
18:27
SPEAKER_01: Uh well, listen, Mika.
18:29
SPEAKER_01: Uh listen, I'm gonna let you out, Mika.
18:32
SPEAKER_01: Thank you.
18:33
SPEAKER_01: Just cuz you know what?
18:34
SPEAKER_01: I I just have a nice feeling about you.
18:37
SPEAKER_01: Um I'm gonna let Sean make sure he keeps an eye on him at all times.
18:42
SPEAKER_00: Okay, so Sean uh does the classic, he point and does two fingers to his eyes and then one finger to Mika.
18:48
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, I'm watching you.
18:49
SPEAKER_01: I'm watching you because I'm gonna go over and figure out who this dog guy is next.
18:54
SPEAKER_01: Because obviously I've got the keys.
18:56
SPEAKER_01: I want it whether I I can let them all out and then they can all scatter or do whatever the hell they want to do.
19:04
SPEAKER_01: But okay, so I'm I I go over to the dog dude.
19:07
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
19:08
SPEAKER_01: Okay, and I'm like, hey.
19:10
SPEAKER_01: Good boy.
19:12
SPEAKER_01: Come here.
19:13
SPEAKER_01: Come here.
19:14
SPEAKER_00: What are you doing?
19:15
SPEAKER_00: He turns and he looks at you.
19:16
SPEAKER_00: He doesn't say anything, he just stares at you.
19:18
SPEAKER_01: He just stares at me.
19:19
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
19:20
SPEAKER_01: Alright, man.
19:20
SPEAKER_01: And I well, I'm gonna dangle the key and go, You wanna come out?
19:25
SPEAKER_00: He so he looks back at the window and he says, Uh I need to do another fucking voice now.
19:31
SPEAKER_00: Trying to think what he's a voice kitty, huh?
19:34
SPEAKER_00: There's a bad moon rising.
19:37
SPEAKER_01: There's a bad moon rising.
19:39
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
19:39
SPEAKER_01: Oh, wow.
19:40
SPEAKER_01: Well, if anybody's gonna know, it's gonna be a dog.
19:43
SPEAKER_01: Uh well, like, are you waiting?
19:46
SPEAKER_01: Uh when you when you say bad moon thank you, but I'm by the way, my name's Bill.
19:53
SPEAKER_01: Um I'm Bill Futler.
19:56
SPEAKER_01: Uh and you uh do you have a name?
19:59
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, my name is my name is Cleadens.
20:02
SPEAKER_00: Oh, credence.
20:03
SPEAKER_00: Cleadens clearwater.
20:06
SPEAKER_01: Wow, nice.
20:07
SPEAKER_01: Nice, okay.
20:09
SPEAKER_01: All right, uh clear clear it, clear it, clearance, clearance, creed.
20:13
SPEAKER_01: What?
20:15
SPEAKER_01: Clearance.
20:16
SPEAKER_01: Credence, credence.
20:18
SPEAKER_01: Wow.
20:19
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
20:19
SPEAKER_01: Uh credence.
20:21
SPEAKER_01: Credence, why are you here?
20:23
SPEAKER_01: How did you get here?
20:24
SPEAKER_01: I modeled several families.
20:27
SPEAKER_01: You murdered several families?
20:29
SPEAKER_01: Yes.
20:30
SPEAKER_01: Well, I think I might want to keep you in here.
20:33
SPEAKER_01: I think you're actually one uh what uh what did they deserve why did they wow?
20:41
SPEAKER_01: Wow, did they do it?
20:42
SPEAKER_01: What'd they do?
20:44
SPEAKER_00: I I just I felt it this time.
20:47
SPEAKER_01: Uh can I can I uh I have a feeling uh uh credence that you might be a werewolf.
20:52
SPEAKER_00: Would this be uh you could say that that would be accurate, yes.
20:56
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
20:58
SPEAKER_01: Like I've I've only been in this world for a little while, but I've seen some movies and you look like one of them.
21:04
SPEAKER_01: Um uh so you're when the moon rises, you're gonna you're gonna get all pretty fucked up, eh?
21:12
SPEAKER_00: Yes, some set is gonna go down.
21:14
SPEAKER_01: Some shit is gonna go down.
21:16
SPEAKER_01: Uh and oh, and it's dusk.
21:20
SPEAKER_01: So how long do I have until this guy would he turn on me?
21:26
SPEAKER_01: This is the question.
21:28
SPEAKER_01: That's what you don't know.
21:29
SPEAKER_01: Ooh.
21:31
SPEAKER_01: You know what?
21:32
SPEAKER_01: You know what, Credence?
21:33
SPEAKER_01: Listen, I'm gonna let you listen, you know what you did.
21:38
SPEAKER_01: You know what you did.
21:40
SPEAKER_01: Uh here's what I'm gonna do, Credence.
21:43
SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna leave the keys.
21:46
SPEAKER_01: Like, oh my god, what am I gonna do?
21:50
SPEAKER_01: You stay there for a sec, Credence.
21:52
SPEAKER_01: I wanna go and see what's around me.
21:55
SPEAKER_01: Before I let him loose, Mika's fine.
21:58
SPEAKER_01: If I can Sean's got a hole on
22:00
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
22:01
SPEAKER_01: I wanna go and check out where we're we're where we can leave and all that sort of stuff first.
22:08
SPEAKER_00: So there's one door out.
22:10
SPEAKER_00: Uh uh do you want to go and open the door?
22:12
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
22:13
SPEAKER_00: Slowly.
22:13
SPEAKER_00: Slowly slowly quietly.
22:15
SPEAKER_00: Uh so it owed me a stealth for that.
22:17
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
22:17
SPEAKER_00: Stealth is twenty.
22:19
SPEAKER_00: Uh D twenty and then you Oh my god, what is that?
22:22
SPEAKER_00: That is sixteen.
22:24
SPEAKER_00: Sixteen plus two, so eighteen.
22:26
SPEAKER_00: So no one no one hears it, and that you don't trigger to anything.
22:29
SPEAKER_00: Uh and what you see is a spiral staircase.
22:32
SPEAKER_00: It goes up and it goes down, lit by torches.
22:35
SPEAKER_00: Uh that's all you can see of this so far.
22:38
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
22:38
SPEAKER_00: Up and down.
22:39
SPEAKER_00: Up and down.
22:40
SPEAKER_00: You've got an option to try and confer.
22:42
SPEAKER_00: Maybe I confer with the the group you've created.
22:46
SPEAKER_01: Well, I'm I'm not sure I'm gonna take werewolf man with me.
22:50
SPEAKER_01: Right.
22:50
SPEAKER_01: I don't know what I should do.
22:52
SPEAKER_01: Well, but then he might be grateful that I let him out, but then he might go crazy.
22:56
SPEAKER_01: He could go cra like he should, like he killed families.
22:59
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
23:00
SPEAKER_01: This guy killed families.
23:01
SPEAKER_01: He'd be a good distraction, though.
23:03
SPEAKER_01: Oh, just bring him.
23:05
SPEAKER_01: How okay.
23:06
SPEAKER_01: Uh okay, hold on, hold on, hold on.
23:08
SPEAKER_00: Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.
23:10
SPEAKER_00: You could talk to Sean and Mika and see if they've got any ideas.
23:14
SPEAKER_01: Mika.
23:15
SPEAKER_01: Mika, how long has this guy been here?
23:17
SPEAKER_01: Have you has he been Mika?
23:18
SPEAKER_01: Listen, has he been here as long as you've been here?
23:20
SPEAKER_01: Was he here when you came here?
23:22
SPEAKER_00: He was she on when I got here, so I think he's been here a while.
23:25
SPEAKER_00: But we could do suggestion.
23:27
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
23:28
SPEAKER_00: Listen, I I'm I'm going I'm going to try and get back into the palace, right?
23:32
SPEAKER_00: He's going to kill everybody.
23:34
SPEAKER_00: We know that.
23:35
SPEAKER_00: That's a given with credence.
23:38
SPEAKER_00: He's going to kill everybody.
23:41
SPEAKER_01: Maybe we should let him show a different direction.
23:44
SPEAKER_00: Or Well, you've got someone who is gonna do you've charmed the guard and he's gonna why don't we leave?
23:53
SPEAKER_00: I I can take us to my smugglers' tunnels.
23:55
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
23:56
SPEAKER_00: And we tell him to ru we tell the guard to release credence in like 15 minutes after we've left.
24:05
SPEAKER_01: Mika, I'm already loving you.
24:07
SPEAKER_01: I love that plan.
24:08
SPEAKER_01: Mika, you're so smirked.
24:12
SPEAKER_01: Sean, I love this guy.
24:13
SPEAKER_01: I love him.
24:14
SPEAKER_01: I love him.
24:15
SPEAKER_01: Perfect idea.
24:16
SPEAKER_01: So, okay.
24:18
SPEAKER_01: Wow, Mika, beautiful.
24:20
SPEAKER_01: That's what we're gonna do.
24:21
SPEAKER_01: So I wake up the guard, I give him the keys, and I say, in 15 minutes, I want you to let this guy go.
24:28
SPEAKER_01: And we get the hell out of here.
24:30
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, perfect.
24:31
SPEAKER_00: The guards let, oh mate.
24:33
SPEAKER_00: Are you sure?
24:34
SPEAKER_00: Because he's like, he's a really bad guy.
24:37
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, yeah.
24:38
SPEAKER_01: I'm so positive.
24:39
SPEAKER_01: And you get yourself back in here after you're done.
24:43
SPEAKER_00: I'll pass him the keys through through the cage so he can't get me.
24:46
SPEAKER_00: How about how about that?
24:47
SPEAKER_01: That sounds like a great I love you, man, and I hope you survive this.
24:51
SPEAKER_00: I'm so glad I've seen you again, man.
24:53
SPEAKER_00: I miss you so much.
24:55
SPEAKER_01: Listen, next time, uh better circumstances, we'll have a beer.
24:59
SPEAKER_01: Listen, before I go, uh, what's down and what's up?
25:02
SPEAKER_00: Uh so what what's done there is basically it's uh that's we're like it's like the stables and it's like there's an armory down there as well.
25:11
SPEAKER_00: An armory?
25:12
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
25:12
SPEAKER_00: And then if up the way, that's the watchtower, so that's like you can get a view.
25:17
SPEAKER_00: That's where we kind of survey the city kind of area.
25:19
SPEAKER_01: So But can you get out better down?
25:22
SPEAKER_01: If we go down, you can get out of this place easier.
25:24
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, well, I mean, you're still gonna there's gonna be people down there.
25:27
SPEAKER_01: Of course.
25:28
SPEAKER_01: Our buddies.
25:29
SPEAKER_00: Exactly.
25:30
SPEAKER_00: It's about there's a there's a lot of armies, a lot of guards, you're you know, there's gonna be people down there.
25:35
SPEAKER_01: Ooh, maybe I should actually bring this guy with me and and let him go.
25:40
SPEAKER_01: These guys are cool, and then we could fucking move through because it's like, should I bring him with me?
25:46
SPEAKER_01: Actually, because he's under my spell.
25:51
SPEAKER_00: I like how you've basically you've you've lost a group and immediately just created a new group.
25:56
SPEAKER_01: Okay, hold on.
25:57
SPEAKER_01: What's your name, Matt?
25:59
SPEAKER_01: By the way.
25:59
SPEAKER_00: Uh my name, uh my name is uh.
26:06
SPEAKER_00: I didn't come up with any, I didn't think you were going to talk to this guy.
26:09
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, man.
26:10
SPEAKER_00: Uh this guy's called uh my name's Doug.
26:14
SPEAKER_01: Doug, nice to meet you, Doug.
26:15
SPEAKER_00: Do you know all the people down there, Doug?
26:17
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, of course.
26:18
SPEAKER_00: We know them, man.
26:19
SPEAKER_00: I walk with them, you know.
26:20
SPEAKER_00: We've you've met them before, haven't we?
26:22
SPEAKER_01: Oh, perfect.
26:22
SPEAKER_01: Well, listen, let's in fact, I got a better plan.
26:25
SPEAKER_01: Forget letting this guy look.
26:27
SPEAKER_01: Uh Doug, if I went down there with you and you told them I was cool, we could probably get by them, eh?
26:33
SPEAKER_00: Uh uh me and you, no problem, of course.
26:35
SPEAKER_00: We've got a relationship, man.
26:36
SPEAKER_00: Uh these others too wanted criminals, you know.
26:40
SPEAKER_01: Oh, oh, Mika.
26:41
SPEAKER_00: Mika.
26:41
SPEAKER_00: And uh, I don't know, the the quiet one.
26:44
SPEAKER_00: The the the guy that's gonna kill everybody.
26:46
SPEAKER_00: No, he's uh he's pointing at Sean.
26:47
SPEAKER_00: Oh, oh he's a criminal.
26:51
SPEAKER_01: Oh, you're gonna be a little bit annoyed.
26:54
SPEAKER_01: Okay, you know what?
26:56
SPEAKER_01: Um I'm uh listen, Sean, just let this guy out in 15 minutes, throw him the keys, you stay here.
27:02
SPEAKER_01: Thanks a lot, buddy.
27:03
SPEAKER_00: So it dugs to stay here from the keys.
27:05
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah, okay.
27:06
SPEAKER_01: Okay, so we're gonna well so that's that.
27:08
SPEAKER_01: So and and Mika, where's your smug?
27:11
SPEAKER_01: Do you do do you know a different way out of here, or do we gotta go down with you?
27:15
SPEAKER_00: So uh so Mika says, what we could do is we could get ourselves into the shoals, through the sewers, I can get us into my smugglers' tunnels, and that'll take us straight to the palace.
27:26
SPEAKER_00: Oh, wow.
27:27
SPEAKER_00: Is that through here?
27:28
SPEAKER_00: It would mean going through any points towards the toilet that is plumbed into the wall.
27:35
SPEAKER_00: We gotta go through that.
27:37
SPEAKER_00: Yes, it's it's not gonna be pretty.
27:39
SPEAKER_00: No.
27:40
SPEAKER_00: It's I would say it's the safest way out of here.
27:42
SPEAKER_01: Instead of fighting.
27:43
SPEAKER_01: Doug, how many people are down there?
27:45
SPEAKER_00: Uh about like thirty.
27:48
SPEAKER_01: Thirty?
27:48
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, man.
27:49
SPEAKER_01: It's a big army.
27:50
SPEAKER_01: Doug, thank you, Doug.
27:52
SPEAKER_01: Okay, we're definitely Mika.
27:54
SPEAKER_01: Listen, with all the new information that you've got.
28:00
SPEAKER_01: Uh Mika.
28:01
SPEAKER_01: So remember, Doug, okay, let's do it, Mika.
28:04
SPEAKER_01: We're gonna we're gonna definitely Shaw Shank redemption this shit.
28:07
SPEAKER_01: We're gonna go through the sewer.
28:10
SPEAKER_01: And yeah, we gotta get out of here.
28:12
SPEAKER_01: So let's do that.
28:13
SPEAKER_01: Uh, Doug, remember, don't forget, 15 minutes, you let this guy loose.
28:19
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
28:20
SPEAKER_00: Uh so he he nods and he's like, no problem.
28:23
SPEAKER_00: Don't worry.
28:24
SPEAKER_00: And uh when are we catching up again, man?
28:26
SPEAKER_01: Uh listen, okay, give it.
28:28
SPEAKER_01: I'll probably I'm gonna come over for dinner.
28:31
SPEAKER_01: Uh is the white you still married, Doug?
28:34
SPEAKER_00: Uh no, I actually should she left me.
28:36
SPEAKER_01: Oh, shit, Doug.
28:37
SPEAKER_00: I'm sorry.
28:38
SPEAKER_00: It's it's I've been struggling, and uh that's why I was so glad to see a friend again.
28:42
SPEAKER_00: But you know, but you know, if you've got to go, you've got to go, man.
28:45
SPEAKER_01: I've gotta go, Dougie.
28:46
SPEAKER_01: But listen, next time, next time we hook up, okay, we'll we'll we'll go out partying, I'll be your wingman, and we'll find you somebody new.
28:53
SPEAKER_01: All right, it's good.
28:54
SPEAKER_01: Uh it's so good to see you again, man.
28:56
SPEAKER_01: Fucking Doug, you're the best brother.
29:01
SPEAKER_01: Cool, man.
29:02
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
29:03
SPEAKER_00: So you're wanting to go through.
29:05
SPEAKER_01: We're going, Doug, take care.
29:07
SPEAKER_01: Maybe we should bring Doug.
29:09
SPEAKER_01: I feel like Doug should come with us.
29:11
SPEAKER_01: Doug, like, why do you work for this guy, Doug?
29:15
SPEAKER_01: Oh, the money's incredible.
29:17
SPEAKER_01: I can't pay you that, Doug.
29:18
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
29:19
SPEAKER_00: Sorry, man.
29:20
SPEAKER_01: Okay, cool.
29:21
SPEAKER_01: Fuck this guy pays well.
29:23
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
29:23
SPEAKER_00: Okay, well, let's get out of here then.
29:25
SPEAKER_00: Let's go.
29:26
SPEAKER_00: Let's go.
29:26
SPEAKER_00: Mika.
29:27
SPEAKER_00: So Mika and Sean start pulling the toilet off the wall.
29:32
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
29:32
SPEAKER_00: They manage to do it.
29:34
SPEAKER_00: Uh, I'll do a quick wee strength roll for Sean.
29:36
SPEAKER_00: I think he should do it fairly easily, so I don't think it'll be massively.
29:39
SPEAKER_00: Uh yep, Sean rips the toilet off the wall without even thinking about it.
29:43
SPEAKER_00: Uh and then it's uh the pipe's not very long, so it's going to take a dexterity saving throw to make sure that you don't get stuck in it.
29:50
SPEAKER_00: If you're only a dexterity.
29:52
SPEAKER_00: Okay, what do I need here?
29:53
SPEAKER_00: What do I need?
29:54
SPEAKER_00: Eight.
29:55
SPEAKER_00: Eight.
29:56
SPEAKER_00: Eight and twelve.
29:57
SPEAKER_00: So you and Sean.
29:59
SPEAKER_00: So Sean got twelve, you got eight.
30:01
SPEAKER_00: I think you're both stuck in the pipe, right now.
30:04
SPEAKER_01: We're stuck in the pipe.
30:05
SPEAKER_00: Aye, who who who would have gone first between you?
30:11
SPEAKER_00: Sean.
30:12
SPEAKER_00: I would have jumped Sean there.
30:14
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
30:14
SPEAKER_00: So Sean's completely stuck.
30:16
SPEAKER_00: Your legs are stuck in out the back of it, and Mika Mika's standing behind the both of you, and he's going, is is is everything alright there, boys?
30:25
SPEAKER_01: Well, obviously not, Mika.
30:26
SPEAKER_01: We're fucking stuck here.
30:28
SPEAKER_01: Uh how big is this thing then?
30:31
SPEAKER_01: What has happened?
30:31
SPEAKER_01: Are our shoulders stuck or yeah.
30:33
SPEAKER_00: So remember, Sean's been in that big half-plate armor, you just basically stole off a bean, so the camera's kind of trapped him.
30:42
SPEAKER_00: So him getting stuck made you kind of get stuck, so you're both kind of trapped.
30:46
SPEAKER_00: Okay, pull me out, Mika.
30:48
SPEAKER_00: Get me out of here.
30:49
SPEAKER_00: Uh so Mika's now gonna have to try and do uh strength roll or something.
30:54
SPEAKER_00: Okay, come on, Mika.
30:55
SPEAKER_01: And what the fuck were you doing going into that thing with plate mail, Sean?
31:00
SPEAKER_01: That's ridiculous.
31:01
SPEAKER_00: But I tell you this.
31:02
SPEAKER_00: Uh Mika has minus two strength.
31:05
SPEAKER_00: Wow.
31:06
SPEAKER_00: Aye, so let's see if he manages it.
31:10
SPEAKER_00: He got no way, man.
31:12
SPEAKER_00: He got a fucking natural 20.
31:14
SPEAKER_01: Nice, Mika, you're in, buddy.
31:16
SPEAKER_01: I love this guy.
31:18
SPEAKER_01: I'm already feeling friends.
31:20
SPEAKER_01: Like, we got a good guy here.
31:21
SPEAKER_01: Okay, perfect.
31:22
SPEAKER_00: So Mika, not only does he pull you out, he's so strong with the force that he pulls you out with, uh he like it was a vacuum that you just were sealed in, and he pulled it out so fast he broke the vacuum and Sean.
31:35
SPEAKER_00: It was able to.
31:36
SPEAKER_00: Plopped out too.
31:38
SPEAKER_00: Perfect.
31:38
SPEAKER_00: Uh so you're both you're all boost back in Mika's jail cell with a toilet off the wall, and he's like, should, should we, should we try that again?
31:45
SPEAKER_01: I think we should.
31:46
SPEAKER_01: And and can we get uh who had the bag that you could throw?
31:50
SPEAKER_01: Oh, that was Kate.
31:51
unknown: Yeah.
31:52
SPEAKER_00: So do we have to ditch the plate mail?
31:55
SPEAKER_00: You could see it, and I would and that would give Sean uh a wee bit extra dexterity.
32:01
SPEAKER_01: Like, because that's the reason we got stuck in there, wasn't it?
32:05
SPEAKER_00: The reason you got in there was because you he got a 12 and you got an eight, and so the rules weren't good enough for the throw.
32:10
SPEAKER_00: The rules had been higher, you would have got through that nobody.
32:12
SPEAKER_01: Well, we gotta try again, Matt.
32:13
SPEAKER_01: I mean, we're not going down with 30 people.
32:16
SPEAKER_01: Except we gotta be better now.
32:17
SPEAKER_01: We actually must know where we got stuck.
32:22
SPEAKER_01: So, like, like do we have to do a the thing again?
32:26
SPEAKER_00: Uh yeah, I'll say it's a lower you need to get like a lower score.
32:30
SPEAKER_00: Okay, okay.
32:31
SPEAKER_00: Is Sean going first again?
32:33
SPEAKER_00: Uh no, I am 17.
32:35
SPEAKER_00: 17, and you'll have pluses, but that's enough anyway, so it doesn't matter.
32:38
SPEAKER_00: So you get through and you land in the sewer.
32:42
SPEAKER_00: It's a classic kind of like a New York ninja turtles sewer, big river of sewage, and then two walkways either side.
32:50
SPEAKER_00: Sean got down no problem with an eighteen, and we'll see how Mika gets on.
32:55
SPEAKER_00: Mika knows his way around this shit.
32:58
SPEAKER_00: Mika gets a fourteen plus two, so that's a sixteen, so Mika slides down easily.
33:04
SPEAKER_00: Unluckily though, what you see is as soon as you land in the walkway across the Sewage River, you see, let me just double check how many it was.
33:13
SPEAKER_00: It was one un one unarmed bugbear warrior and four guards, and they're across the other side of the Sewage River, and they were you could see they were looking at something that had gone like north, uh, and then they turn and they look at you, and they're like, more prisoners, more prisoners have escaped.
33:33
SPEAKER_01: More prison oh god, okay.
33:35
SPEAKER_01: When you say oh when you say they're across fucking Yes, they have Ta-da Ta-da Thank you.
33:46
SPEAKER_00: Um can they get over to us to the They would have to swim across the shoot so you don't know how deep it is, but it's quite it's about I would say about like fifteen feet wide.
33:58
SPEAKER_00: So they would have to swim across it.
34:00
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
34:01
SPEAKER_00: And they've not got they've not got any like weapons.
34:04
SPEAKER_00: Uh you can see where like a spear floating in the sewage rivers, so they've clearly thrown their weapons at something.
34:14
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
34:14
SPEAKER_00: And they don't have any.
34:16
SPEAKER_00: Okay, so I'm do I so I listen.
34:19
SPEAKER_01: Hi guys Listen.
34:22
SPEAKER_01: Bugbear, buddy, love you.
34:25
SPEAKER_01: Uh Mika, listen, w where do we where do we these guys are no I d I don't care about them.
34:31
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
34:32
SPEAKER_01: Don't care about them.
34:33
SPEAKER_01: If they can't get us, they can't, right?
34:37
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
34:37
SPEAKER_01: Or they could try, they could try and swim towards us.
34:40
SPEAKER_00: They can try and swim, but uh, you know, it's gonna take them a while when you can try and run away in that time.
34:44
SPEAKER_01: So yeah, I'm on Mika.
34:48
SPEAKER_00: Where do we go, Mika?
34:49
SPEAKER_00: Where are we off to?
34:50
SPEAKER_00: So Mika says uh my tunnel so he goes, my tunnel shall just uh round tea off, so let's just let's just run.
34:56
SPEAKER_00: Fuck these guys.
34:57
SPEAKER_00: Fuck these guys.
34:57
SPEAKER_01: Okay, let's get out of there.
34:58
SPEAKER_01: I want to go and hang out with Mika.
35:00
SPEAKER_01: I'm loving you, Mika.
35:01
SPEAKER_01: I just want you to know something, buddy.
35:03
SPEAKER_01: I feel like I feel like I'm gonna ditch the other part into saying how we mate.
35:07
SPEAKER_01: That was my buddy.
35:08
SPEAKER_01: I was like, Tom's not gonna let it go back.
35:10
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, no, we're gonna be fine, man.
35:12
SPEAKER_01: Mika's got smuggling shit, he knows everything.
35:14
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
35:15
SPEAKER_00: Uh so you run, uh, I'm gonna I'll roll for them, but like it's gonna take a lot for them to actually get you.
35:23
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
35:24
SPEAKER_00: So they know where you're heading, that's all that's all they they see you the the direction you've headed in.
35:30
SPEAKER_00: So you get to the tunnels, and then Mika says, So listen, the thing about my tunnels, they're called the awakened tunnels.
35:39
SPEAKER_00: Ooh, nice.
35:40
SPEAKER_00: So you have to the tunnels only let you pass if they get something from you and they know more about you.
35:49
SPEAKER_00: So you're gonna have to answer some questions to get through the tunnels safely.
35:53
SPEAKER_01: Wow, these are interesting tunnels.
35:56
SPEAKER_01: Like, Mika, are you gonna be with us or do you just say is he asking you questions?
36:02
SPEAKER_00: So Mika's saying he can't tell you, he can't help you answer the questions because he says, if you get the questions wrong, you're gonna some Sean, awake tunnels, Jesus Christ.
36:13
SPEAKER_00: All right.
36:13
SPEAKER_00: You get the question wrong, you're gonna some some I can't tell you exactly what's gonna happen, but something.
36:18
SPEAKER_01: Well, have you ever seen anybody get a question wrong?
36:20
SPEAKER_00: Yes.
36:20
SPEAKER_01: And what happened?
36:22
SPEAKER_00: Uh I can't tell you.
36:24
SPEAKER_00: That's part of the tunnel system.
36:25
SPEAKER_01: Oh shit.
36:28
SPEAKER_01: Okay, well so he goes, Well, it's either that or we head back to the thing.
36:33
SPEAKER_01: So of course, okay.
36:34
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
36:34
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, yeah.
36:35
SPEAKER_00: So you enter the tunnels and you walk through the tunnels, it's dark, it's kind of dungy.
36:40
SPEAKER_00: There's like it's like a classic kind of cave system, like you can hear like dripping and stuff like that.
36:44
SPEAKER_00: Uh, and then you kind of it fans out into a kind of chamber.
36:48
SPEAKER_00: There is uh uh there's like a stone wall in front of you that's blocking your way, and then some writing appears on it, and it starts to glow a kind of amber.
36:59
SPEAKER_00: And the first question is, what is a pansexual?
37:03
SPEAKER_00: Ooh, ooh, you want to know something?
37:05
SPEAKER_01: I know this one.
37:07
SPEAKER_01: Like you can't hammer.
37:10
SPEAKER_01: Uh well, obviously, duh was a pansexual.
37:15
SPEAKER_01: It's somebody that's attracted to somebody's personality and not their gender.
37:21
SPEAKER_01: Duh, let me through.
37:23
SPEAKER_00: Thank you.
37:24
SPEAKER_00: You hear you hear a thing that goes ding ding ding, and then the the wall lifts up and you can move on to the next tunnel.
37:31
SPEAKER_01: You're welcome, viewers.
37:34
SPEAKER_00: So uh you get through to the next tunnel and uh again, chamber, it opens out again.
37:41
SPEAKER_00: Uh Mika says, That was very well done.
37:43
SPEAKER_00: You've you've shown the the awakened tunnels that you you understand.
37:47
SPEAKER_01: Well, listen, uh about three days ago I wouldn't have known what the hell that was.
37:53
SPEAKER_00: Thank God they asked me that question.
37:55
SPEAKER_00: Uh so the next next one again, it's a big wall, and words appear again, they start to go amber, and it says, What is ethical non-monogamy?
38:05
SPEAKER_01: Ethical non-monogamy.
38:10
SPEAKER_01: Oh god, these words.
38:13
SPEAKER_01: What would that mean?
38:14
SPEAKER_01: Ethical, well, okay, ethical is obviously righteous, whatever.
38:20
SPEAKER_01: So ethical non-monogamy.
38:23
SPEAKER_01: Non so monogamy, so it's like you can be with other people.
38:28
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
38:29
SPEAKER_01: You can be, I'm gonna, oh wow, I gotta break this down.
38:32
SPEAKER_01: So non-monogamy means you're with other people because monogamy is you're with just one, but ethically, so I think you'd you'd have to have an agreement with your partner uh to be able to sleep with other people.
38:49
SPEAKER_01: Is that about right?
38:50
SPEAKER_01: You hear the sound that goes ding ding ding ding ding.
38:53
SPEAKER_01: Boom, man.
38:54
SPEAKER_01: Thank you.
38:54
SPEAKER_01: That one was a guess.
38:56
SPEAKER_01: Ethical monogamy, right?
38:59
SPEAKER_01: Welcome to 2026, everybody.
39:02
SPEAKER_00: That is but I'm I'm very you always impressed me.
39:06
SPEAKER_01: Actually, dude, that blows my mind that that's an actual thing.
39:09
SPEAKER_00: That's a big that's a big thing.
39:11
SPEAKER_01: That sounds like if you said that back in the 80s, they'd be like, Do you want to break up?
39:16
SPEAKER_01: Do you want to break up?
39:18
SPEAKER_01: No, I want an ethical monogamy that we we sleep with everybody else.
39:25
SPEAKER_00: So funny.
39:26
SPEAKER_00: Uh so it opens out again, you go through it to the next tunnel, and you're through to the next chamber.
39:31
SPEAKER_01: Oh god, here we go.
39:32
SPEAKER_00: And this is the this is the final question.
39:34
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
39:35
SPEAKER_00: The words appear again, they glow red, they glow amber, and then it says, Is it okay to have a pussy palace if you are already married?
39:43
SPEAKER_01: Is it okay to have a pussy palace if you're already married?
39:49
SPEAKER_01: Well, listen, come on.
39:51
SPEAKER_01: If you're Lily Allen, I don't think it is okay to have a pussy palace.
39:56
SPEAKER_01: Unless you're ethically non-monogamous.
40:01
SPEAKER_01: So, but if you're not ethnically non-monogamous, right, then you could have if you are, then you could have a pussy palace.
40:10
SPEAKER_01: But if you're not, just for the sake of it, I'm gonna say you fucking no, you can't have a pussy palace if you're married.
40:20
SPEAKER_00: No.
40:20
SPEAKER_00: I would say, so this was the one question where I was like, that will 100% shut Tom up here.
40:25
SPEAKER_00: Why?
40:25
SPEAKER_00: Because say it again.
40:26
SPEAKER_00: No, you've fucking nailed it.
40:28
SPEAKER_00: Oh, okay.
40:29
SPEAKER_00: You've shown the working and everything.
40:32
SPEAKER_01: Well, I'm just going, I'm going, these are this isn't my world.
40:36
SPEAKER_01: This is so not my world.
40:38
SPEAKER_01: Uh, but yeah, okay.
40:40
SPEAKER_01: So how did I nail it?
40:41
SPEAKER_01: How did I nail it?
40:42
SPEAKER_00: Because the answer to the question was no, unless that you've already agreed to have that you can have a position.
40:49
SPEAKER_01: You're non-ethical.
40:51
SPEAKER_01: Uh your non-ethical monogamy.
40:53
SPEAKER_01: Aye.
40:54
SPEAKER_01: Your ethical non-monogamy.
40:56
SPEAKER_01: Aye, so you've fucking smashed it.
40:59
SPEAKER_01: I'm I'm so surprised people of this generation don't have AIDS.
41:04
SPEAKER_01: Like just bringing back shit to their partners.
41:08
SPEAKER_01: It was ethical.
41:09
SPEAKER_00: I didn't know you had.
41:10
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
41:11
SPEAKER_00: So you've you've fucking you've smashed it.
41:14
SPEAKER_00: And because the tunnels are so impressive, you that you when you hear the ding-ding-ding and the wall lifts, a podium raises in the middle of the chamber and presented to you as the as uh it's uh a horn that is just like it's like a like a horn you could blow into and it's just sitting on the plumph in front of you.
41:35
SPEAKER_01: Oh no way.
41:36
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
41:37
SPEAKER_01: Hey, ding ding ding.
41:39
SPEAKER_01: And guess who won the prize for door number three, ladies and gentlemen?
41:43
SPEAKER_01: Door number three, the pussy palest question, toughest question of the day.
41:47
SPEAKER_01: Um obviously I'm gonna grab the horn.
41:51
SPEAKER_01: So I can totally grab the horn.
41:52
SPEAKER_00: Uh so you grab it and Mika goes, uh I've got to share.
41:56
SPEAKER_00: I'm so impressed.
41:58
SPEAKER_00: I've never seen anyone gain the horn of heckling before.
42:01
SPEAKER_01: The horn of heckling.
42:03
SPEAKER_00: Yes.
42:03
SPEAKER_00: So Mika explains it to you.
42:05
SPEAKER_00: Basically, this horn gives you the ability, and this is a one-use item, so you can only use this once.
42:11
SPEAKER_00: Uh, but if someone is attacking you, you can blow the horn, and that will cut their attack in half if you use a well-timed put down.
42:20
SPEAKER_01: A well-timed put down.
42:22
SPEAKER_01: Uh like a right on, man.
42:30
SPEAKER_01: Oh, well, well, hold on.
42:32
SPEAKER_01: Okay, well, I'm gonna shove that into my side then and have that at the ready.
42:36
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
42:36
SPEAKER_01: I feel like I feel like we're gonna need this later on.
42:40
SPEAKER_01: I mean, we're obviously gonna need it, but okay, okay, got that.
42:44
SPEAKER_01: Right on.
42:44
SPEAKER_00: So we're we're heading back to you where you're we're heading back to Yeah, so he's taking you to the palace.
42:50
SPEAKER_00: So he goes, right, I've got to go and smuggle this into the kitchens, right?
42:54
SPEAKER_00: So we'll go straight up this tunnelway, it'll take us straight into the pantry and we'll get in there.
43:00
SPEAKER_00: Uh what what is it you're needing to do?
43:02
SPEAKER_01: Well, well, dude, listen, I'm needing I make a look, I've I've lost I I I I know this is gonna sound weird, but I lost my friends.
43:12
SPEAKER_01: You've lost my friends.
43:15
SPEAKER_01: And I don't listen, this is gonna sound weird, but I'm not from this world.
43:21
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
43:21
SPEAKER_01: I'm not from this world.
43:23
SPEAKER_01: I'm from another world.
43:26
SPEAKER_01: Do you I I'm I'm from oh god, how would you even tell a cobalt?
43:32
SPEAKER_01: You're not from this world.
43:34
SPEAKER_01: Um, I'm just you know what, Mika?
43:37
SPEAKER_01: I'm just hanging out.
43:38
SPEAKER_01: I'm just gonna go to I I just wanted to get into the city, get some shit out.
43:44
SPEAKER_01: I want to go find some pussy, get some nonethical monogamy going on.
43:50
SPEAKER_00: So Mika says, How many so there was more of you?
43:54
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
43:54
SPEAKER_01: Oh, God, yeah.
43:56
SPEAKER_01: Do you do you Mika?
43:57
SPEAKER_01: Have you heard anything?
43:59
SPEAKER_01: Was how many?
44:01
SPEAKER_00: Well, there was two more of us.
44:02
SPEAKER_00: So there was, oh, are you the four from Fornhold?
44:08
SPEAKER_01: We are the four.
44:09
SPEAKER_01: This sounds like the are you the Fav Four from Liverpool?
44:13
SPEAKER_01: I was like, oh my god.
44:16
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that's those are the rest of my band members, man.
44:18
SPEAKER_01: How what do you know about it?
44:20
SPEAKER_00: I I heard the guards talking about four extremely high-level prisoners coming out from Fornhold.
44:27
SPEAKER_00: Wow, high level, eh?
44:29
SPEAKER_00: Yes.
44:29
SPEAKER_00: I start smiling at him.
44:31
SPEAKER_00: Like, how I?
44:32
SPEAKER_00: Uh the ruler of Thornhold, he is desperate.
44:36
SPEAKER_00: Desperate to get a hold of you for.
44:44
SPEAKER_01: So they oh my god.
44:46
SPEAKER_01: So oh, so they're looking for us.
44:48
SPEAKER_00: So we gotta be Not only are they looking for you, they're prepared for what they were preparing for your arriving.
44:54
SPEAKER_01: The leader wants oh, oh, Mika, this thank you.
44:58
SPEAKER_01: Why didn't you tell me this earlier, Mika?
45:00
SPEAKER_00: I didn't realize who you were.
45:01
SPEAKER_00: I didn't know there was more than.
45:02
SPEAKER_00: What do you mean he didn't realize who we were?
45:04
SPEAKER_00: There's just two guys in the shell.
45:05
SPEAKER_00: I was too worried about Crenness.
45:07
SPEAKER_00: He was fucking weird.
45:08
SPEAKER_00: He was a weird one.
45:10
SPEAKER_00: I wonder if he's killing anyone.
45:12
SPEAKER_00: You hear a howl in the distance.
45:14
unknown: 15 minutes.
45:16
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
45:18
SPEAKER_01: Oh, okay.
45:19
SPEAKER_01: So, Mika, are you t leaving us?
45:21
SPEAKER_01: Is that what's going on?
45:22
SPEAKER_00: Or uh I listen, I think we make a good team.
45:25
SPEAKER_00: I don't see.
45:26
SPEAKER_00: You come with me, we'll deal with what I need to do in the palace.
45:29
SPEAKER_00: What exactly do you need to do, Mika?
45:32
SPEAKER_00: What do you need to do?
45:33
SPEAKER_00: I'm to deliver a package into a certain dish.
45:37
SPEAKER_01: Package into a certain dish?
45:40
SPEAKER_01: Like a poison?
45:41
SPEAKER_01: Are we poisoning someone?
45:42
SPEAKER_01: I don't want to implicate you.
45:44
SPEAKER_01: Listen, listen, Mika.
45:46
SPEAKER_01: If we're gonna be a team, who are we poisoning?
45:49
SPEAKER_01: I got no problem.
45:50
SPEAKER_01: Listen, I'm hanging out with dude.
45:51
SPEAKER_01: I'm a high-level high-level prisoner, man.
45:55
SPEAKER_01: I've cut off a prime.
45:57
SPEAKER_01: Do you know who primeval was?
45:58
SPEAKER_01: You ever heard of that guy?
45:59
SPEAKER_01: Uh no.
46:00
SPEAKER_01: Well, I've got his my buddy's got his penis.
46:03
SPEAKER_01: Oh, right.
46:04
SPEAKER_01: So it's so what was primeval?
46:06
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, whatever it was.
46:07
SPEAKER_01: I don't know what it was.
46:08
SPEAKER_01: It was pretty big, though.
46:09
SPEAKER_01: It was a big fake.
46:10
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
46:11
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
46:11
SPEAKER_00: So um It's quite the weapon, your friends actually.
46:17
SPEAKER_01: Oh.
46:18
SPEAKER_01: Uh Meek.
46:20
SPEAKER_01: Well well, Meek, if we're gonna join a party, you gotta tell me what's going on.
46:23
SPEAKER_01: Why are we killing this guy?
46:24
SPEAKER_01: And I got listen, listen, I got no problems.
46:27
SPEAKER_01: I got no problems killing people.
46:29
unknown: Okay?
46:30
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
46:31
SPEAKER_00: Uh so I'm I'm here to poison the Chancellor.
46:34
SPEAKER_00: Chancellor.
46:35
SPEAKER_00: Yes.
46:36
SPEAKER_00: So the Chancellor's been funneling money from the tax system.
46:40
SPEAKER_00: He's the first pawn to fall in the revolution.
46:43
SPEAKER_00: Oh, that's right.
46:44
SPEAKER_00: There's a revolution.
46:45
SPEAKER_00: Yes.
46:46
SPEAKER_00: Listen, I'm not a revolutionary.
46:48
SPEAKER_00: I can just make money off the revolutionaries, so I'm quite happy to continue my working relationship.
46:53
SPEAKER_01: So somebody's hired you, Mika.
46:54
SPEAKER_00: Yes, the revolutionaries.
46:56
SPEAKER_00: Oh man, okay.
46:58
SPEAKER_01: Are you gonna go see them later?
47:00
SPEAKER_00: Uh my plan is yes, I'll go, I'll do the deed, I'll wait till uh it's announced that the Chancellor is gone and has passed away, and then I'll go to collect my payment.
47:11
SPEAKER_01: Hmm, okay.
47:12
SPEAKER_01: And so we're going to the kitchen to to poison this guy.
47:17
SPEAKER_00: Yes.
47:17
SPEAKER_01: How do you still have the poison on you, Mika?
47:19
SPEAKER_01: I thought you were arrested, buddy.
47:21
SPEAKER_01: Have you ever heard of a prison pocket?
47:23
SPEAKER_01: No.
47:24
SPEAKER_01: You got a prison pocket?
47:26
SPEAKER_01: It's up your ass.
47:27
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
47:28
SPEAKER_01: Wow.
47:29
SPEAKER_01: All right.
47:30
SPEAKER_01: Sobots can keep poison up their ass.
47:33
SPEAKER_01: Thank God nobody non-ethically monogamated you.
47:37
SPEAKER_01: Um let's go, yeah, let's go poison this guy.
47:43
SPEAKER_01: Let's do it, Mika.
47:44
SPEAKER_01: Let's do it.
47:45
SPEAKER_00: Mika takes you to a different part of the tunnel system and uh it kind of opens out and you can start to see chunks of like kind of daylight through like a crack, and you realize it's like a tile.
47:56
SPEAKER_00: Uh so Mika puts his ear to it and he waits and now I need to roll a weed perception for Mika.
48:03
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
48:04
SPEAKER_00: Mika got a one.
48:06
SPEAKER_01: So nothing's happened.
48:07
SPEAKER_00: So Mika thinks not if it was a two, Mika would be like, I I don't know, I don't know anything.
48:13
SPEAKER_00: But he got a one, so he thinks it is clear, it's not clear.
48:16
SPEAKER_00: He pushes the tile up, and there's uh a cook who immediately sees them and he and the cook starts shouting, breaking, there's been a breaking, there's been a breaking.
48:26
SPEAKER_01: We grab him, we rush him as fast as we possibly can.
48:29
SPEAKER_01: Shit, okay.
48:30
SPEAKER_01: I want I want Mika to know we're on his side.
48:32
SPEAKER_01: Let's fucking shut this guy up fast.
48:35
SPEAKER_00: Alright, okay.
48:36
SPEAKER_00: Shut him up right away.
48:37
SPEAKER_00: Boom.
48:38
SPEAKER_00: What have I got?
48:39
SPEAKER_00: Mika's there first, so I'm gonna say that Mika's gonna jump out and try and grapple the guy.
48:43
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
48:44
SPEAKER_00: Uh and Mika's got a dagger, so fuck it.
48:46
SPEAKER_00: Mika's just gonna try and stab the guy.
48:47
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, we gotta we gotta shut this dude up, man.
48:50
SPEAKER_01: Let's go.
48:50
SPEAKER_00: Mika got a 10.
48:52
SPEAKER_00: It's a very low-level cook, so Mika hits.
48:56
SPEAKER_00: Mika does uh he does full damage, he does six damage, and the cook is dead.
49:01
SPEAKER_01: Perfect.
49:01
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
49:02
SPEAKER_00: Uh now everybody is gonna have to roll stealth.
49:06
SPEAKER_00: Okay, what what's what's happened?
49:08
SPEAKER_00: You've just killed someone.
49:10
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, okay.
49:12
SPEAKER_01: Ooh.
49:13
SPEAKER_01: Ooh, look at that one.
49:14
SPEAKER_01: That's 19.
49:16
SPEAKER_00: Alright, so you're you've not alerted anyone.
49:19
SPEAKER_00: Let's see if Shawn Michaels manages to pull this one off.
49:22
SPEAKER_00: So Sean got 12, Mika got three.
49:25
SPEAKER_00: So Mika might have fucking alerted somebody.
49:28
SPEAKER_00: But for what you can tell, uh you could do a perception check right now if you wanted to, and that'll tell you, and I can tell you if you've alerted anyone or not.
49:35
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
49:36
SPEAKER_00: Uh oh, no, that's not good.
49:37
SPEAKER_00: That's two.
49:38
SPEAKER_00: So you don't know anything.
49:39
SPEAKER_00: I'll say that Sean also.
49:42
SPEAKER_00: Come on, Sean.
49:43
SPEAKER_00: Sean gets an eight, so Sean doesn't notice, and then I'll do it for Mika as well, just to say if Mika gets lucky.
49:51
SPEAKER_00: Mika got a 17.
49:53
SPEAKER_00: So Mika is like, he hears footsteps, so he's like, we need to hide.
49:57
SPEAKER_00: We need to hide now.
49:59
SPEAKER_00: So uh Mika says to run into the kitchen.
50:02
SPEAKER_00: Mika's gonna do a quick we sleight of hand to see if he can poison the guy first.
50:06
SPEAKER_00: Mika manages to put the poison into the soup, and now you need to hide.
50:10
SPEAKER_00: So again But but isn't there a dead body here?
50:13
SPEAKER_00: So Mika, that's a good point, actually.
50:15
SPEAKER_00: I so what what you just want to do with a dead body?
50:18
SPEAKER_00: Well, we know they're coming.
50:19
SPEAKER_00: We know they're coming.
50:21
SPEAKER_01: What have I got?
50:22
SPEAKER_01: What have I got?
50:22
SPEAKER_00: What have we got?
50:23
SPEAKER_01: How many would they have got?
50:25
SPEAKER_00: So Mika tells you you can hear two foot the sound of what sounds like the footsteps of two people.
50:30
SPEAKER_01: What's the illusion one here?
50:32
SPEAKER_01: You create a sound or an image.
50:34
SPEAKER_01: Oh, could I do a minor illusion?
50:37
SPEAKER_01: Do like it in a different direction.
50:39
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
50:39
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
50:39
SPEAKER_01: I was either thinking that or I could get one of my animals and just leave one of my animals in here, and we go and hide and let one of the animals in, and then they just think can animal go in and kill and kill this guy.
50:55
SPEAKER_01: Okay, so let's do that.
50:56
SPEAKER_01: You're doing that?
50:57
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I think that's a funer one.
50:59
SPEAKER_01: Right, okay.
50:59
SPEAKER_01: Okay, I'm gonna let out one of my animals.
51:02
SPEAKER_01: Well, we're gonna go hide.
51:03
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
51:04
SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna go, Mika.
51:05
SPEAKER_01: We're we're gonna go hide, but I'm gonna throw out one of my bag animals and leave them in the room.
51:12
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
51:12
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
51:13
SPEAKER_01: I do like this plant.
51:14
SPEAKER_01: Okay, okay, cool, cool, cool.
51:16
SPEAKER_01: So where's my bag of truck?
51:18
SPEAKER_01: Oh, here we go.
51:19
SPEAKER_01: Uh how many roll the D10, is that right?
51:21
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's a D I think it's a D eight.
51:24
SPEAKER_01: D eight.
51:24
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
51:25
unknown: Okay.
51:25
SPEAKER_01: God, he got killed.
51:26
SPEAKER_01: He got killed by a weasel.
51:27
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, it's a D eight.
51:28
SPEAKER_01: So you got killed by so there's a weasel.
51:30
SPEAKER_01: So we're gonna hide.
51:32
SPEAKER_01: I want the weasel.
51:33
SPEAKER_01: The weasel will still eat him, right?
51:35
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, so you can t you control the weasels, you can be like, eat, eat this dead man.
51:39
SPEAKER_00: Here's some food.
51:40
SPEAKER_00: Food for you.
51:42
SPEAKER_00: And then we're gonna go hide.
51:43
SPEAKER_00: Right, okay.
51:44
SPEAKER_00: Uh you can go hide.
51:45
SPEAKER_00: Uh two guards walk in.
51:47
SPEAKER_00: I'm gonna make the guards roll an investigation.
51:51
SPEAKER_00: Oh, that's the worst thing that could have happened.
51:53
SPEAKER_00: Oh no, here we go.
51:55
SPEAKER_00: It's okay, I'm in for a fight.
51:56
SPEAKER_00: One of the guards runs in and sees the weasel, and he goes, I turned head, I turned tails of the wild shape murderer, and he picks up the weasel, so he thinks, because remember Gareth can do wild shape, so he's immediately just assumed it's Gareth and a wild shape, so he's got the weasel, but next guard runs in, he got a natural twenty.
52:18
SPEAKER_01: So he goes, Hold on, hold on, wait a sec, you gotta back the fuck up.
52:22
SPEAKER_01: What is Gareth can do what?
52:24
SPEAKER_01: Gareth can turn into animals.
52:26
SPEAKER_01: Oh, that's right.
52:28
SPEAKER_01: That's right.
52:32
SPEAKER_00: Alright, so now that's guard ran in and know the fucking natural twenty.
52:36
SPEAKER_00: So he walks in and I'll need to do an accent for him.
52:40
SPEAKER_00: Alright, which guy I needed.
52:42
SPEAKER_00: Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
52:44
SPEAKER_00: That's just a weasel.
52:46
SPEAKER_00: And there's three well, there's two criminals there and a cobalt in the corner.
52:51
SPEAKER_00: So now you've got two guards who know you're there.
52:55
SPEAKER_01: Okay, well, obviously we're fighting now.
52:58
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
52:58
SPEAKER_01: We're obviously fighting.
53:00
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, that I you know what?
53:01
SPEAKER_01: I come out and go, that's right, and I'm high level, buddy.
53:06
SPEAKER_01: Get ready.
53:07
SPEAKER_01: Okay, here we go.
53:09
SPEAKER_01: Here we fucking go.
53:11
SPEAKER_01: I can't do charm person again, can I?
53:13
SPEAKER_00: Uh you could try it, but it's gonna be harder because uh they know that you're kinda real.
53:21
SPEAKER_00: So Right, okay, hold on.
53:23
SPEAKER_01: Now oh, how tougher guards.
53:25
SPEAKER_01: I've got I can't tell you that.
53:27
SPEAKER_01: No, you can't.
53:28
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
53:28
SPEAKER_01: You you in for a fight, Mika?
53:30
SPEAKER_00: Uh Mika goes, Well, if they want to die, let them die.
53:35
SPEAKER_01: Yes, Mika.
53:36
SPEAKER_01: I like your style.
53:38
SPEAKER_01: Okay, let's go.
53:39
SPEAKER_01: Sean, let's do these guys.
53:41
SPEAKER_01: So, roll me initiative.
53:43
SPEAKER_00: 20, right?
53:44
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
53:45
SPEAKER_00: Nineteen.
53:46
SPEAKER_00: Oh, so yeah, that's good.
53:48
SPEAKER_00: And I'll quickly just do everybody else's.
53:50
SPEAKER_01: By the way, he's holding the weasel, right?
53:52
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, one of them's holding the weasel.
53:54
SPEAKER_00: Wow, that weasel's attacking too now.
53:56
SPEAKER_00: It's gonna go Bell first.
53:59
SPEAKER_00: Then it's gonna go guard number one.
54:02
SPEAKER_00: Guard number one has the weasel.
54:05
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
54:05
SPEAKER_00: Uh then it's gonna go Sean Michaels.
54:09
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
54:10
SPEAKER_00: Then it's gonna go guard two and then uh Mika.
54:14
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
54:15
SPEAKER_00: So you're up first.
54:16
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
54:16
SPEAKER_00: Who's closest to me?
54:18
SPEAKER_00: Closest to you is guard number two, because we're gonna say that guard number one ran all the way in to grab the weasel, whereas guard number two stood out and surveyed.
54:27
SPEAKER_01: Okay, well we're just gonna we're gonna go at him.
54:30
SPEAKER_01: We're just gonna Wha what have I got?
54:32
SPEAKER_01: I've got my what was it?
54:34
SPEAKER_01: What did I have again?
54:35
SPEAKER_00: You've got your so if you roll to if you turn the page it says uh attacks, it'll say.
54:40
SPEAKER_00: So that's your infantry, so it'll be attacks as the next page, I'm sure.
54:45
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, so attacks and so it's this one.
54:48
SPEAKER_01: Obviously, we're spearing them.
54:50
SPEAKER_01: Gotta throw the spear.
54:51
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, of course, because that's coming back.
54:52
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
54:53
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
54:54
SPEAKER_00: Uh roll me a D twenty.
54:56
SPEAKER_00: D twenty.
54:58
SPEAKER_00: Ten.
54:58
SPEAKER_00: Ten.
54:59
SPEAKER_00: It's gotta be close.
55:00
SPEAKER_00: And you get plus five.
55:03
SPEAKER_00: With the with the that.
55:04
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, so plus plus five.
55:07
SPEAKER_00: Plus three.
55:08
SPEAKER_00: Plus three.
55:09
SPEAKER_00: So it misses plus three.
55:12
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
55:12
SPEAKER_00: So you you miss guard number two.
55:15
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
55:16
SPEAKER_00: Uh it flies by, but uh it returns back to your hand.
55:20
SPEAKER_00: Uh you do also bonus actions, so you can control the weasel right now if you want to.
55:25
SPEAKER_01: Okay, yeah, I'm gonna attack with the of obviously weasel's gonna attack guard number one.
55:29
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
55:31
unknown: Fuck.
55:31
SPEAKER_01: Two.
55:32
SPEAKER_00: Two.
55:32
SPEAKER_00: So he doesn't have no but uh fighting code so good, Mika.
55:37
SPEAKER_00: Have you got any other bonus actions you can do?
55:40
SPEAKER_00: Because you've got a page of M as well.
55:41
SPEAKER_01: So I think it's Can I can I do uh illusions or things?
55:45
SPEAKER_00: You can do a cure wounds, I'm sure, as a bonus.
55:47
SPEAKER_00: I think it's the next one.
55:48
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, but I'm I'm all healed up, man.
55:52
SPEAKER_00: This is bonus action as I'm sure.
55:54
SPEAKER_01: Right here.
55:54
SPEAKER_01: Okay, healing word as a bonus action.
55:56
SPEAKER_01: You can inspire a creature who can Oh, you get Bardic inspiration.
56:01
SPEAKER_00: Uh so you could add bardic inspiration to that role on the on on the guard.
56:08
SPEAKER_01: What does that mean again?
56:09
SPEAKER_00: So you basically bards have the power to inspire.
56:13
SPEAKER_00: Uh I'm gonna say you learned that on one of your cruise ships.
56:17
SPEAKER_00: You done a motivational speaking course.
56:19
SPEAKER_00: So you you can add a d eight to any role to give it more to it.
56:23
SPEAKER_00: So you could roll that again.
56:25
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I want to do that again then.
56:26
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
56:27
SPEAKER_00: Ten plus this.
56:28
SPEAKER_00: Uh so 13 plus eight.
56:30
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, so you okay.
56:31
SPEAKER_00: So the spear does hit him.
56:32
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, you hit him, so what this what damage does the spear do?
56:35
SPEAKER_01: Okay, the spear does one D eight and one D four cold damage.
56:41
SPEAKER_01: So I'm gonna roll these two guards.
56:45
SPEAKER_01: Yes, eight, and is it the top one?
56:48
SPEAKER_01: Yes, that's two.
56:49
SPEAKER_01: Eight, ten, so ten damage.
56:51
SPEAKER_00: Uh uh guard number uh two is like basically extremely bloody now.
56:58
SPEAKER_00: Like he's hanging on in there for dear life.
57:01
SPEAKER_00: Okay, cool.
57:01
SPEAKER_00: Uh guard number one freaks out, so he's still holding the weasel, the weasel's going nuts.
57:06
SPEAKER_00: So I'm gonna say he's gonna try and use the weasel as a ranged weapon and throw the weasel.
57:12
SPEAKER_00: He's gonna throw the weasel.
57:13
SPEAKER_00: He's panicking, he's he's he's so he throws the weasel, and I'll say he gets uh alarm strike to that, so that basically is like a plus two to that.
57:22
SPEAKER_00: So he throws the weasel and it hits you.
57:26
SPEAKER_00: It hits me.
57:27
SPEAKER_00: Uh-huh.
57:27
SPEAKER_00: But the weasel's not gonna attack me.
57:29
SPEAKER_00: But it's so much such force that it go it does four damage to you.
57:35
SPEAKER_00: Oh fucking dang.
57:38
SPEAKER_01: Okay, four damage, that's fine though.
57:40
SPEAKER_00: How many hit points?
57:41
SPEAKER_00: I've got 18.
57:42
SPEAKER_00: So you have 14.
57:44
SPEAKER_00: Sean.
57:44
SPEAKER_00: Sean's not happy that he's just seen you get attacked by your own weasel.
57:48
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
57:49
SPEAKER_00: So he's gonna he's gonna go.
57:51
SPEAKER_01: Weasel has gotten me in a lot of trouble.
57:54
SPEAKER_00: That's ridiculous.
57:57
SPEAKER_00: So he's gonna go straight for guard number one who threw it at you.
58:01
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
58:02
SPEAKER_00: And he goes for him with his war hammer.
58:04
SPEAKER_00: Right.
58:05
SPEAKER_00: So then he tries to Sean's a killer.
58:07
SPEAKER_01: Sean's a killer.
58:08
SPEAKER_01: He's he's one of yeah.
58:10
SPEAKER_00: So he goes for it and he hits and he does uh he does ten damage as well.
58:18
SPEAKER_00: So again So they're both basically messed up.
58:21
SPEAKER_00: Aye, they're really not looking good at all.
58:23
SPEAKER_00: And it goes to guard number two now.
58:26
SPEAKER_00: So guard number two is gonna go and he's gonna throw his spear at Sean.
58:31
SPEAKER_00: Okay, and uh just bounces off of Sean's armor, and now it goes to Mika.
58:38
SPEAKER_00: See what this guy can do, man.
58:39
SPEAKER_00: You're cobalt, your dragon fit.
58:41
SPEAKER_00: Come on, buddy.
58:42
SPEAKER_00: Uh Mika pulls out his dagger again, and Mika tries to hat guard number two, but he misses.
58:51
SPEAKER_00: Okay.
58:51
SPEAKER_00: But it's back to you now.
58:52
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
58:53
SPEAKER_01: Um, obviously, got the spear back.
58:55
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
58:56
SPEAKER_01: Let's do him again.
58:58
SPEAKER_01: Do him again.
58:59
SPEAKER_01: Oh god.
59:01
SPEAKER_01: Nine.
59:02
SPEAKER_00: Nine.
59:02
SPEAKER_00: Are you gonna inspire yourself?
59:04
SPEAKER_00: Of course I'm gonna inspire.
59:06
SPEAKER_00: Sixteen.
59:07
SPEAKER_00: There we go.
59:08
SPEAKER_00: Sixteen.
59:08
SPEAKER_00: So that how do you inspire yourself?
59:10
SPEAKER_00: What do you say at yourself?
59:13
SPEAKER_01: Come on, sweetness.
59:15
SPEAKER_01: It's yours.
59:16
SPEAKER_01: You could dig it.
59:17
SPEAKER_00: So uh you've are you throwing this at the one who found you or the one who threw the weasel at you?
59:22
SPEAKER_01: The who who Shawn Michaels has the weasel guy?
59:26
SPEAKER_00: Yeah.
59:27
SPEAKER_01: And Cobalt has the weasel guy.
59:28
SPEAKER_01: Uh Cobalt has the other guy.
59:30
SPEAKER_01: I'm gonna throw it towards the cobalt guy because I I know what Sean's capabilities are, so I'm gonna nail him.
59:35
SPEAKER_01: What is my Bardic thing?
59:37
SPEAKER_01: So There can be only one.
59:42
SPEAKER_01: You're down one D eight.
59:44
SPEAKER_00: Oh, one D8.
59:45
SPEAKER_00: Here we go.
59:46
SPEAKER_00: Dad.
59:46
SPEAKER_00: So he's gone.
59:48
SPEAKER_00: Guard number two is dead.
59:50
SPEAKER_01: Okay, perfect.
59:51
SPEAKER_00: So he falls to the ground with the spear in his chest, he holds on to it, and as he holds on to it, it starts to disappear, and then it reappears in your hand.
59:59
SPEAKER_00: Beautiful.
1:00:00
SPEAKER_00: Guard number one's gonna go.
1:00:02
SPEAKER_00: So he's gonna go for Sean.
1:00:04
SPEAKER_00: Uh he goes for Sean with his spear again, bounces off the armor, and then Sean looks Do what you do, Sean.
1:00:12
SPEAKER_00: Sean's gonna go barehanded this time.
1:00:14
SPEAKER_00: That's how angry Sean is that he threw a weasel at you.
1:00:17
SPEAKER_00: So he goes and hits him unarmed, gets a natural 20, so it's double damage.
1:00:22
SPEAKER_00: And he drops this guy.
1:00:24
SPEAKER_00: I love it.
1:00:24
SPEAKER_00: He does eight damage to the guy.
1:00:26
SPEAKER_00: The guy was on one health, so basically, Sean beats this guy till he's like his face is basically caved in.
1:00:32
SPEAKER_00: Nice.
1:00:32
SPEAKER_00: Have you ever seen Fight Club?
1:00:34
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, of course I have.
1:00:35
SPEAKER_00: Angel face, he does to angels.
1:00:37
SPEAKER_00: Angel face is the guy.
1:00:39
SPEAKER_00: Right on, mate.
1:00:40
SPEAKER_00: And then you stand up, uh, but obviously all this commotion is alerted to guards.
1:00:45
SPEAKER_00: So more guards.
1:00:46
SPEAKER_00: Uh so you can hear loads of footsteps, and Mika's like, we should we should really run right now.
1:00:50
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, we should get out of here, Mika.
1:00:52
SPEAKER_01: What do you know a way to get?
1:00:53
SPEAKER_01: Should we go back down to the sewers?
1:00:55
SPEAKER_00: Uh Mika says, so you at this point you can hear Mika hears, and it's the remember the bug bear and the four other ones you just left.
1:01:05
SPEAKER_00: They've figured out where you are, so you can hear them kind of messing about in the tunnels and stuff like that.
1:01:10
SPEAKER_00: So you're like, Mika's like, I don't think we should go down there either.
1:01:13
SPEAKER_00: We should just we should just run.
1:01:14
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, let's get out of here.
1:01:15
SPEAKER_00: Where are we right?
1:01:16
SPEAKER_00: Like, okay, yeah, you gotta tell me.
1:01:19
SPEAKER_00: So what's that?
1:01:20
SPEAKER_00: Mika starts running.
1:01:21
SPEAKER_00: Do you just want to follow Mika?
1:01:23
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, totally.
1:01:24
SPEAKER_00: So Mika runs, he takes a right, he takes a left, you're running through palace hallways, it's all like beautiful tiled marble shit.
1:01:31
SPEAKER_00: Uh he takes another turn, he bursts through a door, and this is the scene you see before you.
1:01:37
SPEAKER_00: You see an army of 30 rats being led by one rat who is being ridden like a horse by a spider, uh and in front of that you see a throne, and then sat on top of the throne is the ruler of Neverwinter, who is Taz, the owner of the Chuckle Bucket Comedy Club.
1:02:00
SPEAKER_01: Are you kidding me?
1:02:01
SPEAKER_01: No, Taz is the leader of Neverwinter.
1:02:06
SPEAKER_01: Oh man, okay, okay.
1:02:08
SPEAKER_01: Hey, buddy, hey bro, hey bro Taz.
1:02:18
SPEAKER_01: Holy shit, okay.
1:02:21
SPEAKER_01: Um, well, now I'm kind of relaxed a little bit.
1:02:25
SPEAKER_01: Okay.
1:02:26
SPEAKER_01: Uh, so we've walked, we we've come in there, there's a rat guy on a spider with 20.
1:02:32
SPEAKER_01: There's a spider on a rat with an army of rats.
1:02:35
SPEAKER_01: A spider on a rat with an army of rats.
1:02:38
SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
1:02:38
SPEAKER_01: Well, I'm going, hey, Taz.
1:02:41
SPEAKER_01: What's up, buddy?
1:02:44
SPEAKER_01: You still owe me 50.
1:02:48
SPEAKER_01: Taz, what are you doing, Taz?
1:02:51
SPEAKER_01: Hey, Taz.
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SPEAKER_01: I mean, obviously, I'm gonna obviously I'm gonna go, oh my god, how weird is did you get thrown in here too, Taz?
1:03:01
SPEAKER_00: Well, these are all questions that will be have to be answered in the next episode.
1:03:05
SPEAKER_00: Oh, no way.
1:03:06
SPEAKER_00: Yeah, it's a c it's a cliffhanger, you're all coming back together.
1:03:09
SPEAKER_00: Oh, okay.
1:03:10
SPEAKER_00: Okay, so is that it?
1:03:11
SPEAKER_00: Are we done?
1:03:12
SPEAKER_00: That's the end of that episode, I so uh tune into the next one.
1:03:15
SPEAKER_01: Hey, that was great.
1:03:17
SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I can't wait to find out what happens with Taz, and I can't wait to find out what the fuck Gareth did.
1:03:33
SPEAKER_00: Before we let you go, there's some people we need to say thanks to, so I'll let Tom take it.
1:03:37
SPEAKER_00: Oh yeah.
1:03:37
SPEAKER_01: Keddy Prestlin, nice logo.
1:03:39
SPEAKER_01: I like the way you made my jaw like not so alcoholically fat.
1:03:45
SPEAKER_01: I love that.
1:03:46
SPEAKER_01: Thank you, Kenny.
1:03:47
SPEAKER_01: Alanor, you are dynamite.
1:03:50
SPEAKER_01: We love the we love the theme, Sean.
1:03:52
SPEAKER_01: Alanor, you're the best, you're the best, John stables my buddy, Sean.
1:03:58
SPEAKER_01: Do I really have to thank you, Sean?
1:04:00
SPEAKER_01: You're an amazing man.
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SPEAKER_01: I love you.
1:04:02
SPEAKER_01: Thanks to all those people for helping us, and this is gonna be a big thing, and I can't wait to for all you people to tune in and have a good time with it.