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S 4 The Perfect Crime Live Stream 4 · True Crime and Wine Time

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Yah yah, yeah, Hello everybody. You caught me in the middle of
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reminding myself for the fifth time to change the picture of Terry in the opening
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video. Hello. Oh well, I wasn't even gonna say anything. That's
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because when our mike's mute when we play that, you can see me in
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the small square going, I can't tal, I can't. But that's okay.
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It's a genuine trimmer every time. Oh man, this episode's brought to
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you just like last night. Gin. Hmm, okay, two nights in
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a row. I mean I my dad had Papa brused crime, had never
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had gin. He's not a big drinker at all, like at all.
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They have a glass of wine now and again, and well he does.
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He makes his own wine. Actually one day I'm gonna have to have him
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bring some down. But he'd never had gin. And for the he loves
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kiss and want to kiss. His songs is cold gin. And I was
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like, you cannot leave here without having that, And so I, uh,
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I bought some. I bought a big old bottle that was kind of
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like mid mid shellfish, lower shellfish, not crabs, not shelf fish.
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And then and I'd put some in a glass and put some put some of
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these wonderful non melty cubes in it, and uh, you would have thought
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that I handed him a cup of fire that went down in his throat so
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he'd drank it, and he was like, And then I took a sip
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after him, and he was like, and he was like, you're fine,
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and I was like, I don't have a problem. I just like
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it. Wow. Yeah, I get it because the first time I had
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vodka straight, because that only had it mixed with things. It was that
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I was like, I I am the first you know what The first liquor
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I ever had was what it was? Gold Schlager. That was your first
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liquor freshman year in college, yep, gold schlager. During it was I
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made it till Saint Patrick's Day to have liquor and I had gold. I
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was done. Done. I remember very little of that evening. At some
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point I remember Teeter tottering to somebody's car and eventually making it past the front
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office guard without them knowing somehow, and uh boom, right to bed.
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See. My first liquor was Johnny Walker read It's just a Scotch that I
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stole out of my parents' cabinet. And I got sick. And I will
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tell you to this day, I can smell Scotch and that gag reflex.
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All I do is smell it, and I go, I, you know
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what, I I'm lying. Once I graduated that summer, I went to
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a friend's high school of a high school friend's house, and he had his
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parents had like you know how they sell those collectors boxes of like alcohol and
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it comes to the glass and it comes with glass and it's obviously not the
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best in the world all the time, and they had these and he was
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like, well, I think we can grab this. And it was tequila.
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And this tequila tasted so bad. I have not really had had other
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than like a mixed like a margarita now and again I have not had straight
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tequila since then. That's how off putting it was. And I never just
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I can't do it. So you've never had the worm? Then in the
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bottom of the bat tequila. I live in Virginia. There ain't no worm,
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no tequila, because I had. We went to Matamoros, Mexico one
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year for spring break, which is right next to Padre Island, and did
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tequila and I was the lucky girl who got the fat grub worm at the
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bottom and he's like tequila a swallowed hole. Well, just thinking about it
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this week, I like tequila. I guess we're just sitting here chatting.
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See, guys, this is what we do. I am drinking. I
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am drinking sparkling water with froze flavoring. So no alcohol for why no girl
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tonight? Well, you know, for the best right now. So Poltergeist
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maybe never want the worm. I would agree, And I like tequila,
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but tequila makes my clothes fall off, so I'm very cautious when I drink
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it. Next episode, I'll convince her to drink tequila. We'll make sure
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that we will get some more viewers. It'll be great, It'll be great,
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and then YouTube will kick us off air. I'm like, this is
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not only fans, so no, oh, man oh. The only connection
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I have to Mad Dog Robin Williams when he includes it in his stand up
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when he's like Mad Dog twenty twenty. I loved Mad Dog twenty twenty in
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high school. Okay, yes, I just admitted I drank in high school,
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but yes, I loved it. That and what was the other stuff
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Strawberry Hill, tickle pink or something and I guess what it was called.
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It was like three a Jaeger barrel. What wa mm hmm, I'm iffy
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on Yeager. It's uh, you know what I'm gonna Let Kelly explain it.
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Oh, boon strawberry farm, strawberry farm. That's it, yes,
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boon. Yeah, Kelly, tell me what you mean by the the barrel,
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captain said boone center. So there is a drink in Vegas. It's
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called Vegas something. But they take Yager and they put Tabasco sauce, three
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shots at Tabasco sauce, like three shakes in it, and it goes to
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the bottom. Oh, Yagger and root beer. Okay, I drink that.
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I would. I would literally drink that. The answer is thirty five
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cents. Yeah, that's the answer. Every time. It's thirty five cents.
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I know that that's a little more in euros, but thirty five cents.
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Oh god? Oh? So ever clear, oh no, ever clear
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mixed with Sonic's cherry limade. You pour out a little bit of it and
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then you pour in the ever clear surreene. Please don't pound me. That's
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not nice. I know what you mean, though. Yes, pounds and
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pence and I'm sorry, I can't keep it together. Oh, j okay,
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guys. A funny thing, everybody's loving JT's shirt. I had on
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a pink shirt that it says love is Love, and I thought it was
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too much pink. Since I'm a little pale today, and now I'm so
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jealous that you're you've stayed in yours. I need a read one instead of
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pale pink. I guess I just love the fact that we ended up wearing
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this almost the same thing. Uh. Checking notes so well, I will
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tell you we've got some crazy stories since I did preread them today. Ah,
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we do have. We have four, depending on time, maybe five.
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And before we continue on, just to let you know, this is
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basically a double feature because we will be doing the Perfect Crime and then we'll
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be doing another intro, and then we'll be going into a live recording of
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one of our episodes, which is Crimes of New York and so stick around.
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It's not over and uh yeah, so I'm excited to do it.
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Uh. This is an idea that we had a couple weeks ago, and
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it's a good way to kind of give everybody all the things. So all
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right, should we start with the first one we should and hit it.
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You would need to do surveillance of the bank. I suggest a small credit
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union or bank in a small but wealthy town with an older client base.
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During surveillance, find the names of people who work at the bank, Research
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them and find one who has a birthday coming up. For the sake of
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this plan, I will say that Jan has a birthday on Sunday, so
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the robbery will happen on the Friday before during your surveillance time. You need
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to also purchase the following from different locations and at different times. I suggest
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over a six to nine month period and pay cash. A fun happy clown
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costume. Get a large one clown makeup, and you need to practice so
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it looks professional on the day. Helium tank balloons, string, extra large
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birthday card, fat suit to wear under the clown suit. To change up
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your size, faked teeth, color changing contacts, large clown shoes bigger than
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usual to hide your true shoe size, extra large milar balloons, nitrous oxide
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tank, used van that you can pay cash for. Purchase vinyl balloons to
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put on the van. Rent a storage unit large enough to hold the van.
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The day before, find a license plate to put on the van.
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Fill the van up, wash the van inside and out, vacuum well.
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Put on vinyl balloon decals. The night before, prepare all your costumes,
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supplies and change of clothes in a bag. Make sure main car has tank
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full of gas day of robbery. Fill all latex balloons with helium. Fill
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mylar balloons with nitrous. Drive to storage unit. Take bag with your supplies
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and the balloons into the unit. Place balloons into van. Get dressed up
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in fatsuit and clown costume. Put on over your regular clothes as the change
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in as the change in ad justing case to change just in case. Drive
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to the bank at the time you decided was best from your surveillance. Go
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into the bank dressed as the clown with a large bouquet of balloon Stop and
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say hi to everyone and hand out a few smaller balloons to customers or staff.
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Ask for Jan. Be sure to use a happy clown voice. Once
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Jan comes out to see you, ask everyone to gather around for some birthday
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fund. Discreetly put a hole in the mylar balloons that have the nitrous so
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that they start releasing gas. Start singing Happy birthday, and while dancing around
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pop the mile our balloons, releasing all the nitrous gas at one time.
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When everyone is on the ground to sleep, go over to the counter and
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empty the cash drawers into your clown bag, Turn and stroll out the doors
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with the cash and the last few balloons. Get into your van, drive
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to the storage unit, pull van into unit, clean off face, take
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off costume and fatsuit, Put costume into the van, Leave the unit,
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and get into your normal car and head home the next day. The next
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day, go to your normal bank and rent a safety deposit box. Place
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money in the box. Wait about a month or two, and then go.
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Get van out of the storage unit to be sure to take off vinyl
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balloons and stolen license plate, take it out somewhere and light the inside on
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fire and leave. Do not spend any of the money for at least six
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months, and use it to pack ay your normal bills and save your real
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money for the fund spending. Wow. Okay, my first thought I just
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got to say when I was reading it was like, Okay, this is
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a lot to do, and this is a long's a lot to do.
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It's a lot to do. It's it's one of those things where it's like,
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yeah, I don't know that there's a few balloons would knock out a
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room. What that was? That was my thing. I was like,
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because it's a smaller credit union or bank, maybe they only have three or
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four people working in the bank. Maybe this is Sing's right. This is
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the same problem as the cinema story. It's one of those things where you'd
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really have to find a way to conceal the nitrous oxide in the air air
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supply and release it fast enough so that it doesn't disperse. It just would
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take a lot, because it would take a lot. Nitrous is with what
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they use, like it's called laughing gas, so it's not gonna put you
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to sleep. It's gonna make you laugh, right, Yeah. Yeah,
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it's really kind of a joker way of doing things, so it doesn't really
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put you to sleep, although I would imagine enough of anything would put somebody
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in sleep, but uh, yeah, I don't know, Nan knows.
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Nope, you would need to fight off excited children wanting balloons on your way
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in yep, yeah, exactly. And my other thought was if you put
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nitrous into balloons, they're not going to stand up and float like if they
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have helium. They're just gonna be like limp balloons, right, Nobody likes
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a limp balloon, and you you'd have to have the the helium balloons on
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strings and then and the nitrous balloons on those like plastic sticks as like a
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bouquet. Do you know those plastic sticks that you you know what I'm talking
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about. I do. Now this is getting way more complicated. So there
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is there probably, Yeah, if you have six to nine months, there's
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some time that you could do it. There's some external supply, right,
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and so you have to be able to get it in there somehow. You
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just have to do it at night or over a weekend with a bank holiday
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on a Monday. So well, I will say one thing I liked about
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this one. They didn't have a partner. It was just them. So
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your chances of not getting caught or better because you don't have someone who's gonna
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rat you out. Honestly, I think that if and this is just fresh
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in my mind because I obviously used the one of the images from from the
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Dark Night, but one of one of my favorite Bank High scenes is the
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opening scene in the Dark Night with the Joker and the other fellows. Dressed
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as clowns, because what they did was they each had a role, and
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then the person who was their partner for that role was instructed after they're done
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doing what they do, eliminate them. And then they got whittled down to
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just the Joker and another guy who brought the bus in, and he goes,
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uh, hey, what happened to the other guy? And now it's
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just the Joker and he's got all of the cash after it's been loaded onto
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a bus, and so I think that's actually, if he didn't care so
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much about being a spectacle, I think that's a great plan. The entire
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backing of bus into a bank probably not a great idea, although if you
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have timing, he drove the bus out of the bank into a row of
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buses leaving school, So you know, I mean, obviously the movie mhmm,
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what movie is that. It's The Dark Knight. It's the second in
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the series. It's got the Heath is the Joker and Christian Bale's Batman Batman.
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I was like, going, what do we do about now? I
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will say I saw somebody, but that's all I was gary saying. I
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will say that there was a time I'm not going to say what town I
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was in, because there's a lot of older people who and this has been
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some years back, they still didn't use ATM cards and stuff, so they
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would go to the bank one day a week and get their cash for the
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week. Like my grandmother did that. She when they stopped making stop you
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know, taking checks everywhere, she would go and get cash. So I'm
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thinking, if it's a small town where you have a lot of older people,
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maybe in Florida where they go to get cash. Yeah, yeah,
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the Kelly's right. You know, most bank robbers don't get caught. There
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was a story of a guy who went to rob a bank and he put
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the note on a piece of paper and gave it to them and then left
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after he got the money, and he wrote the note on the back of
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one of his one of his bills. Okay, we covered that on the
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podcast. Yeah, on one of the earlier ones, Stupid Crimes or something.
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There was the guy that did that, it was on the back of
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his bill. And then there was a guy that robbed a check cashing store
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who he wrote the note on the back of his resume and gave him his
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resume with a note. You know, what they should have done. They
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should have declined to charge and given him a job. That's what they should
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have done, because you hire him and you monitor to a degree. But
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he would be perfect for trying to counter any robbery and giving you hints and
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tips and you know, contingency planning. Sometimes those folks. That's why they
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hire those folks from like the tech industry, for the tech industry to stay
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ahead of the hacking. Oh right, My only thing about a bank robbery,
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I want to be scared you get shot. I mean, I'll tell
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you that's one that that going into a bank to still money. I just
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don't see you coming out alive. There are so many unless you have unless
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you have planned it to a t, there are so many variables. You
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know, security guards with trigger fingers, people with trigger fingers, who might
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be concealed, carrying or just carrying there. So there's a lot of variables
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there that are known as human beings. And the more human beings you have,
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the more dangerous it is. You could find a time where it's not
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busy and there you have less variables. But then also it's hard to escape
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in a c so you know, there's really yeah, I liked the movie
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Point Break or Patrick's was the bank Robber? Is it Patrick Swayze and Keanu
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Reeves in point blank? Yes? Okay, point break? Yeah, and
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they would kind of Raves was the cop, and they would wear the old
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president mask. Oh that's right. Yes. Nan says when I owned a
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roller rink, we had lots of cash that we deposited in the early morning
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using the outside depository. I was certain we'd be rob but we weren't.
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And then following up, Sharen said, perfect crime rob Nan at the roller
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ring. I just think it's cool that Nan owned a roller rink. That's
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all I'm saying. I still say I think that's awesome. I still have
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my roller skates that still fit, and they're in my closet. I've got
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a pair of ub roller skates. Now, I just need my leg warmers
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and the little leotard I would wear with the little skirt thing. For some
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reason, I thought was cute when I was in middle school. Hey,
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Lisa, just for you, we all float down here. I did a
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lot of good stuff in this one. I just don't think that Nitrous is
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going to do anything except for pissed people off. I was really impressed because
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I didn't read these. I was very impressed with how detailed it was,
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and I was I was what they did in the prepping and what they did
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in the the end brilliant. It's the middle part with the nitrous that it
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will not work you. What you would need is something that is extremely potent
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and would not take much and could just they just need to breathe it in
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and that's it in terms of knocking them out, because it sounds like this
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person just wants to knock them out and doesn't want to cause any any real
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right, they don't want to kill innocent people. So I mean I would
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out of five, i'd probably give this like, uh, you know,
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a high three point seven to a four. I know the mini is missing,
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but the beginning and the end we're on point six say, so far,
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I would say this want to spend more detailed, and I love the
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part where they were like, don't spend it in any of the money and
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that I like that it said use the cash to pay your normal bills and
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then keep your paycheck for your spending. So then I guess you could claim
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where that money came from. That's one of that's one of the things that
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I also don't know is how closely they keep well, I know that they
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keep track of the the serial numbers on on on dollars on bills, right,
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they keep track of those numbers on bills. I don't know if you're
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going to the registers or the different like. I don't know if they keep
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track of those and where like those specifically, because they come in and out
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as often as they do. But I don't mean they do in the drawers.
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How would you don't know? It depends taking I don't know. I
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don't know, and I'm just I'm being ethnocentric, you know, because the
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US tracks everything, and so they do track bills. You can actually track
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bills online by entering in their serial number and it'll tell you where it's been,
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so you know, Yeah, I'm pretty sure you can rollar bills.
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Where's George Official Currency tracking project? I want to enter my track mine and
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track George's bills. Oh, I need to register to use that function.
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Hold on, okay, but you can track where your money came from,
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so I don't need to write Terry was here anymore on bills? Yes,
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I have done that people. Yeah, so the the Where's George app or
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or thing. Oh oh, here we go. Okay, do you happen
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to have a dollar bill on you or anything? Let me open my desk
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for can see. I do I have Philippine pastos? Or I have an
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American dollar? Let's go with the American dollar. You tell me what that
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serial number is? Oh well, now I got to get some glasses to
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be able to read this. Okay, serial number? O k okay seven
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eight zero seven eight zero one three three? Uh huh O seven G like
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gangster? All right? Is there any star or anything in it? No?
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Okay? Cool? All right, here's my nope. All right,
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continue, m it's one. Now what's the year on the bill? The
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series? Now listen. Now you're asking lot, where do I find the
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right of It's to the right of yours? Series twenty thirteen? Okay,
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twenty thirteen. Continue. If you tell me it's fake, I am gonna
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not be happy. Well that was really They're not gonna tell me where it
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was sick. Okay, Well, there's just like a bunch of you can't
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hear that. But every time I click on it and it doesn't let me,
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it goes by. Oh well, I'm gonna say ghosts. Deal it
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from the bank. Yep, from the bank. All right, let's move
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on to plan two. All right, getting rid of the other woman.
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Oh, they say this is me right, I'm not crazy. Okay.
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They say divorce is the way to go, but due to personal beliefs,
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I do not believe in divorce. Instead of divorcing, I chose to get
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rid of the other woman. Oh, this is written in first person.
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Hopefully it didn't actually do it my husband. Sorry, Oh, this is
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awesome. I love creative writing. My husband had a girlfriend who was a
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stripper at a CD strip club in our town. I knew my husband was
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spending a lot of time at the club and was using our money to pay
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for his girlfriend's apartment. My husband had an annual conference coming up, and
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I knew he would not take his girlfriend since his boss was traveling with him.
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I decided to stake out the strip club the weeks before his trip and
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followed them to the apartment to make sure I knew which apartment she would be
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in. I got dressed up in a black outfit with knee high boots.
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I go to the strip club and wait for the girlfriend to come out,
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and I follow her home and I pull up behind her and roll down my
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window and ask her for help help finding a different apartment number. Once she
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comes over to talk to me, I pull out my taser. I taser
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her, and then I get out, put her in the car, and
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drive out of town to a pre chosen place, a large national park.
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Once we get to the place, I pull her out of the car onto
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the ground. Then I pour gasoline on her and all around her. Then
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I light her up and light her up Jesus and some of the area around
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her. Throw the cans into the fire area, get in my car,
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drive to an all night diner, go in order, go to the bathroom,
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wash my hands several times, go out to eat, then head home.
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Throw a load of darks that include the outfit I was washing or wearing
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into the washer, take a shower, get dressed in pj's, pour me
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a drink, and watch Lifetime. This was definitely a lady who wrote this.
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I think, maybe not. I don't like to assume I do,
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but I'm worried did they really do this? I mean, I'll be honest.
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When I read it, I was like, I'm not so sure if
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I should include this, because it's like it's happened, or they're dreaming.
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I think this person had three gas tanks in their car, so we're gonna
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do some gas tank math and uh, that's a that's a no. No
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to not math me with gas please. The thing, the thing that gets
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me is, here's the thing. You taser somebody, you're gonna have to
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continue to tase them. You light them on fire, and they're gonna wake
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up, and they're gonna get up. They're not gonna immediately think to stop
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dropping roll because you didn't say you were gonna take them. You were gonna
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kill them before you let them on fire. Also, a gasoline fire does
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not burn hot enough to get rid of anything, so I mean, well
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it does, but not everything. So well, so if you taste this
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is gonna show my ignorance. Tasering doesn't knock you out right. It just
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kind of makes you worry. You could. I just thought it made you
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all twitchy and made you more controllable. I didn't think, what knock you
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out because you didn't tire up or anything. You just tasered her, put
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her in the car. She's gonna wake or like that feeling's gonna go away.
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I just found some like some stats about tasers. Okay, stun guns
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make your muscles sees up like a Charlie horse. Okay. People who've been
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shocked say it hurts a lot, and electrical shock may severely affect the heart,
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so a large enough shock at the wrong time during a beat could do
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it. Strikes can temporarily affect memory and cognition. Getting shocked may also be
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emotionally or logically jarring. Sharp probes lead to puncture wounds. Rarely, stun
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guns can severely harm kidney function. Uh, this one sucks a lot.
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In a few cases, electrical shocks have caused the testicles to twist up.
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Ooh, where did they put the taser? Point five percent of people studied
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experienced testicular torsion or twisted Oh this is terrible when it doesn't matter if their
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muscles contract severely, it could happen, so it doesn't matter where. So
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yeah, it's it's it's possible, but it's not common. Okay. So
31:38
here's here's the thing. You usually regain muscle control quickly, within like five
31:44
seconds, so the tailors strike last five seconds. But yeah, so so
31:49
I don't know, you'd really have to have a heck of a powerful Yeah
31:53
you could. You could do that, well, but she didn't tie this
31:59
person up up or maybe it's just not written in here and we're supposed to
32:01
assume that. I'm rereading it right now. I taste her her, throw
32:07
her in the car, and go out of town. You need to tie
32:12
her up. And also widen knee high boots? Are there any knee high
32:17
boots that are not heels? Because I'm thinking, what do this in heels?
32:22
Talking like not? Yeah? Is she talking? Go go boots?
32:27
Like you know what I'm talking about, Like, go go? That's what
32:30
it sounds likely. Knee high boots and heels. We are, yeah,
32:36
Captain said, we're assuming the victims very naive. I'm guessing the boots were
32:39
to fit in because it's a club club, okay, but usually well see,
32:47
I'm talking like I know about this. I've never walked inside of a
32:50
strip club in my life, but I would imagine that. Wait wait,
32:52
wait, wait wait wait wait what did you just say I've never walked inside
32:58
of a strip club in my life, So you have never been to a
33:00
strip club? No? Wow, I'm not a prude. I just never
33:07
No, I just I just there's something about advertising all you can eat like
33:13
lobster at a strip club. That just okay. I don't think they should
33:17
serve food. And I've always said that. In Dallas, they used to
33:21
say free lunch over at the men's club, and I'm like, I don't
33:24
want you dip in a French fry and catch up while you're watching girls dance.
33:31
Uh there's yeah. So yeah, I've never been in one. But
33:35
what I'm saying is the audience I think lends to the idea of I'm sure
33:40
that there's a lot of like like fighting in fighting, possibly, but I
33:45
would imagine they know each other, right, and so I would imagine that
33:49
even if you're dressed in a way that fits in, they're gonna know you're
33:52
not. You're not you don't belong there. So yeah, uh, I
34:00
know, it's funny. It's funny. No, never been there. My
34:02
my bachelor party was going to my undergrad colleges football game and missus Bruce Crimes
34:09
was going to a drag brunch. So what you know, we just it's
34:15
just not something that I was ever really interested in, to be honest.
34:19
So you said you said you've been there, Nan said she'd been. I
34:23
guess it's Oh, this is terrible. That's horrible. I mean, okay,
34:29
that's no, No, it's not. It's not because some of the
34:34
ones that I've seen that advertise, like those buffets and things, they're all
34:39
nude. And I'm just gonna tell you you should have on some bottoms if
34:45
people are eating. I don't want you totally nude on the stage when you're
34:52
this far away from my burger. H We've got somebody saying I'm not going
35:01
to use because I don't want the audio to go out, and we just
35:04
immediately like identify people. Right. This person said, I used to waitress
35:07
at one when I was very young. Oh twenty two. Okay, well
35:13
my brain said fourteen. I hope not well. And I will admit this.
35:17
Only a few people know this about me, so I guess I'll put
35:22
it out there. A change knows. I used to help train dancers for
35:29
ricks in Houston, Texas, back when I was eighteen. I never danced
35:35
there. I just worked with the dancers to get them ready. If it's
35:39
closed, now, it's what it's closed. It's closed. It's ah Rix's
35:47
closed. Rippers finally settle with Rix Cabaret for fifteen million dollars. Wow.
35:53
Wow. See back then it wasn't the whole thing. It was more about
35:59
teaching them how to ants in the high heels and to try to not look
36:04
clumsy when they're taking off the garment. So that's what I worked with them,
36:09
to try to teach them to be a little bit classier, little more
36:14
fluid movements to do it that I did not take off my clothes. I
36:20
didn't want to see start it, cheated them out of earned wages and kept
36:25
their tips and levied illegitimate these. I believe that I could see that.
36:36
So I'm going to just say on this one, she obviously didn't do it,
36:43
so she's just wanting to do it because we would have read about it
36:45
in the news if somebody tried this, Because I'm thinking this girl would be
36:52
pretty strappy. And if I've come to or start feeling it again after you've
36:55
tased me, I'm grabbing the steering will while you're driving, or I'm grabbing
37:00
your neck, I'm doing something, hi, Brandy. Yes, And not
37:07
only that, but I would imagine that a lot of them carry some kind
37:10
of weapon on them once they leaves. That's an assumption, but also men
37:16
are stupid and pigs, and I would carry a weapon on me in general.
37:22
So ESIX say, where are they going to put that weapon? Well,
37:27
they don't leave in their clothes that way. I would imagine they don't
37:30
walk out the side door in like a g string. And that's it.
37:35
I mean, if you can hide a gun in just that, I'm impressed.
37:39
Like, I'm not even mad, I'm just impressed. But yeah,
37:44
so all right, But I'm just thinking she a gun of would have been
37:49
better than a taser, not that I mean a taser is not going to
37:52
do anything but piss somebody off, is my opinion, because I have to
37:57
tell you that would just make me mad. Oh for sure, for sure?
38:02
All right, you ready to go on to three? Well I have
38:06
one more question. Oh why didn't she just kill her husband instead of the
38:09
stripper? Why is it the stripper's fault? Why didn't she kill her husband?
38:16
Maybe she wanted to get a taste for it first and then determine whether
38:20
she could do it or thing. Because I'm like, I know you said
38:23
you're against a divorce, but you're gonna go to prison for killing the stripper.
38:29
Wouldn't you rather kill your husband? So that he doesn't go and marry
38:32
a different stripper. Well, in fairness, I don't know why I just
38:37
said that. It's not really in fairness. But you if you don't let
38:42
anybody know you know about the girlfriend, there's really no tie to you.
38:47
If you just quietly find out and don't say anything about it, there is
38:52
no tie and you can play dumb when you realize that he's that is true,
38:55
broken up about this person. And she did say she didn't tell anybody,
39:00
right, Brandy said, it's always the stripper's fault, she said,
39:09
And then she said, just kidding. I mean, you know, I
39:14
guess he may not have told the stripper that he was married. If he's
39:16
paying for your apartment and he's spending that much time with you, why would
39:21
you think he had a wife at home. The actions do prove, or
39:25
do lead one to believe that there is nobody else and that they can want
39:30
to afford it, and to somebody would be able to tell. So,
39:34
in my honest opinion, get rid of the husband and become friends with the
39:39
stripper. Yes, and uh would be close to time of dance. All
39:47
right, here we go, let's go to three. What do you say
39:52
let's do it. Here we go again, killing innocent people. I've just
40:17
gotta say that our listeners and viewers they like killing people they don't know.
40:27
SUI go to a thrift store. Buy some old clothes that are outdated but
40:31
doesn't stand out. One night, dress up as a homeless person. Make
40:37
sure you look good and dirty. Drive close to the homeless area, park
40:40
your car, walk to the camp. Bring some small bottles of liquor with
40:45
you to make friends and hang out with the people you meet. Find your
40:52
chosen person and get to know them well. When your person goes to bed,
40:55
follow them and let them go into their box or tent. You stay
41:00
outside, lay down on the ground, wait until the camp goes silent,
41:06
Sneak into the person's area and quickly strangle them. Head home, throwing away
41:12
your clothes on the drive. I just gonna tell you this is just cruel.
41:25
We're back to victimizing folks that are already in a bad way. Huh
41:35
oh. By the way, my ranking for the last one was like a
41:37
one and a half, maybe a two. I just don't think I agree.
41:43
I'd say one and a half. It's not gonna work. Yeah,
41:45
Now I'm gonna say, sadly, this one probably could work only because that's
41:53
a population, Yeah, that people don't know where they are. I mean
42:00
there there's just not as many people that are going to go looking for them.
42:04
And I almost didn't include this one, but remember I made the decision
42:07
that we would only not do certain ones. I didn't feel i'd be honoring
42:13
myself. But I just thought this one was really cruel because this is a
42:16
person already down on their luck. Yeah, why, I don't know,
42:22
I don't. I mean, I guess, I guess. Our point is
42:27
the point is to write a story or a crime that you'll get away with,
42:30
and you could get away with this one. And to me, yeah,
42:34
and that's that what it's just that's sad to me. And uh,
42:40
you know what's interesting and I heard I've heard this a couple of times,
42:45
is that people are moving away. There's nothing wrong with saying with what how
42:49
this person worded this at all. I'm just saying it jolted something in my
42:53
head, which was Folks are starting to use some different terminology in terms of
42:59
saying unhoused or houseless, mostly because there are some folks well, I mean
43:05
not calling that a home when they spend the majority of their time where they're
43:07
at. But you know, so that's that's the terminology they use a lot
43:13
now, which I kind of like a lot better at the unhoused or houseless.
43:21
But because the house is not a home, well, but I have
43:27
to tell you, I mean it's at a box or a tent. If
43:31
you lived in a tent, that is still a home. It is your
43:36
home, so you're not homeless, right exactly, So I will say this.
43:45
My only thing was, I can't imagine that a camp like that is
43:50
ever silent, And are they really gonna let some random person just come in
43:58
like that? Because I've the experience I've had with that population. They're kind
44:06
of like their own family. They know each other, they know what you
44:09
like, they know if somebody hasn't been seen. I can't imagine they would
44:14
just, oh, hey, come hang out with us. I think you
44:20
bring up a really good point. Somebody, even if you're dressed up as
44:24
somebody who is houseless, they're gonna know that you're new. Now, on
44:30
the counter side of this, Captain has a point. There's lots of witnesses
44:36
at a camp, but probably not a lot of witnesses that the police will
44:38
listen to or even ask you know. So, yeah, well, but
44:47
the one thing that person didn't think of. There's probably cameras around, and
44:54
if you park your car near where a camera is and they see how you're
44:59
dressed, and if they do listen to a witness, they can follow you
45:04
on those cameras probably to that area and see you that's true, that's true,
45:12
and quickly strangle them. Now, just because they're in that situation doesn't
45:20
mean they're not going to be strong enough to fight you back, yes,
45:24
or assuming that they don't have a weapon right now, Just being me,
45:32
I do like the fact they brought gifts. Is it bring some liquor to
45:37
meet your new friends, like a housewarming gift. I mean, I know
45:43
it's sad the reason they brought it, but I was like, person had
45:45
a little bit of manners. They didn't go empty handed. So so,
45:52
because I am already on lists, I looked up some specifics about strangulation.
45:57
I'm going to go to jail. Oh honey, if they ever pull our
46:01
search histories, we were both going down. In fairness to myself, this
46:07
was published by the District Attorney of Nashville, which really cool. Yeah,
46:12
so it. It takes eleven pounds of pressure to cut off blood flow.
46:17
Temporary or permanent brain damage can occur as little as thirty seconds, but brain
46:22
death takes four to five minutes. And so if you think that you're gonna
46:30
get away with that, even you don't know how long four to five minutes
46:37
or even thirty seconds is until you're doing something like that, and it's a
46:40
lot. Geez well, i'd so, I don't know. It's a lot.
46:52
It's a lot, and it's a it's a length of time that I
46:55
think. I mean, I certainly could not hold eleven pounds of pressure on
47:00
somebody for four to five minutes. It's not yeah, not unless I was
47:05
severely angry with them, like in a crime of passion. Like if I
47:07
ever come home and caught h h a bet with somebody, I could see
47:13
me being angry enough to choke him and strangle him. But you would need
47:17
to have a lot of anger, a lot of things, because that's a
47:21
long time. In my opinion, it is a long time. It's a
47:25
very long time. And no, I would not know bed with somebody.
47:30
Let me just clarify it. I would not kill him in bed at that
47:34
moment meme him maybe, but not kill him. No, I would plot
47:39
and plan. I'm not going to do a crime passion. Yeah, I
47:49
think I think I would. There's a lot of holes here. Well yes,
47:53
I agree with that, and I'm the husband, so but yeah,
48:00
I think this another one and a half or two because there's just so many
48:05
bad ways this could go. And by that I mean good ways it could
48:08
go because it would stop the crime. But right, I think you're stopped
48:12
before you even get there, because there's no way they're going to let you
48:15
in without questioning and all that I mean, And I mean I just I
48:21
go back when I say that they're not just going to let you in.
48:22
We used to do a program in Dallas where we helped people in that situation
48:28
find jobs and get back on their feet. It was something that we did
48:31
a lot of. It took them time to get to know me. I
48:35
couldn't just walk up and then all of a sudden be like, oh yeah,
48:37
I'll talk to you. They were all very cautious, why are you
48:43
here? What do you want? So I can't imagine just because I walk
48:46
in carrying a couple of little bottles of alcohol that you're going to let me
48:50
in. They might take the alcohol from me and then say leave yeah bye
48:54
bye. Yeah. So yeah, there's some presumptions or assumptions here that I
49:01
just don't think are gonna lend to number one being accurate. Number two a
49:07
crime again getting away with it. Yeah, so yeah, all right,
49:12
they would not get a home with that one. Hmm, all right,
49:16
moving on to number four. You know, I listened to the first three
49:39
seconds of that that sound that sounds the music the track, and I didn't
49:45
realize how much it sounds like Batman. That sounds a lot like the Batman
49:50
soundtrack from the original Batman with Michael Keaton. And I'm scared for uh,
49:58
I'm scared because it's it's not at all so I have a license. Well,
50:05
I have to tell y'all, I am very excited about this crime because
50:09
is it really a crime. I'm not even sure this is a real crime,
50:14
but it's my dream crime. I'm reading this. This is not me.
50:19
I love Garden Nomes and I go Nome shopping every weekend. I drive
50:25
to towns that are near my town. And during the day on Saturday.
50:30
Wait, let me try that again, I drive to towns that are near
50:35
my town and during the day on Saturday, I drive around and write down
50:39
the address of every house I see that has noomes or other cute garden figures.
50:45
Typically I try to get at least thirty on my list each trip.
50:51
Sorry, I go home after my day shopping trip and prepare for my evening
50:55
trip. I take my dead husband's truck since it has a backseat and a
51:00
large bed. I then dress in jeans and a black hoodie and head out
51:05
to the first address on my list. I turn off my lights, pull
51:09
up in front of the house. Once I make sure no one is looking,
51:14
I get out, go grab the gnome, toss it into the truck,
51:17
and head off to the next address. Once I have hit all of
51:22
the houses, I head home, unload all of the gnomes into my shutout
51:25
back, and go to bed. Over the next week, I clean all
51:29
the gnomes and use paint to make small changes to each one, then put
51:34
them out in my home garden. I currently have over six hundred gnomes and
51:39
I've never bought one. I've never gotten caught, so I would say I
51:44
pull off the perfect crime all the time. What I absolutely love is,
51:50
as you were reading that four people are like this is totally Brandy's crime because
51:55
she has noomes in the background, and she loves nomes. This is well
51:59
known now, well known now. And then she's immediately like, I'm being
52:04
framed. I'm being framed. You send this one in? Did she She's
52:09
like, I'm gonna plete the fifth. So apparently Brandy doesn't pay for gnomes.
52:16
Well, that's because I send her some nomes, six hundred gnomes.
52:22
I didn't send six hundred. No. Now, the here's my question.
52:29
Is that a continuation of the crime that they would think is the dream crime?
52:31
Or do the act truly have over six hundred nomes because this the voice
52:38
kind of changes, it does, but it says I currently have over six
52:44
hundred gnomes. I have never bought one. I have never gotten caught.
52:52
I'm impressed number one that you have space for six hundred. But that's fascinating.
53:02
Brandy still says she's being framed. Lisa says objection nomes say this is
53:07
a dream crime because you all automatically assumed it's me. Maybe it's a nightmare
53:14
crime, and then you frame Brandy. Brandy, I think what this is
53:16
is one of our enemies. I think this is one of our enemies.
53:20
I'll leave it at that. They put this in to frame you, so
53:23
maybe here we are. But I loved it because the sharenes at a house
53:34
near me had their nomes stolen, and they sent a letter from the nome
53:37
to the owner saying he'd left home. That's hysterical, kat Is, Oh
53:47
my god, I love it. It would be like a troll to frame
53:53
you for stealing nomes, so it would be. And Nan said, we
53:59
believe in you. We believe this is your story. Brandy and the shed
54:02
with the gnome shovel, I really like that one. That's a good one.
54:08
That's a good one. I have to tell you the one thing that
54:13
I look well, besides, I just thought it was amazing. But they
54:16
changed. She painted a little bit. I'm assuming it's a she, but
54:21
she well because her husband died. But she painted something different to make a
54:25
small change to it, so that we can't go and say, oh,
54:29
that's mine. It's she paints like like really bad glasses, or like a
54:36
groucho mustache, or like or she just puts little plastic like the little plastic
54:42
glasses with the mustache on the nomes. There's something different. So note,
54:49
everybody go outside. Write your name on the bottom of your gnomes so that
54:53
when Brandy or excuse me, whoever this person is steals them, you can
54:59
clim eve bit back. I just but listen. You gotta find somebody who's
55:07
got a backpack and when they walk, it clinks and you'll know, you'll
55:10
know who it is. But I have to say it is a crime because
55:15
it is still theft. It is theft. You're not petty theft, but
55:22
it's theft. Well, isn't petty then if you've stolen over six hundred well
55:28
it's I mean it's well, it wouldn't be if it was from one person,
55:31
but it would be multiple counts of petty theft if it was from six
55:35
hundred people, right, because those would be different counts versus one big grand
55:38
theft. Me. Yeah, I think there was this news article one time
55:47
that somebody stole gnomes and they put them like in a circular part of a
55:53
town or something, and it blocked traffic. It could be totally maybe I
56:00
dream being framed again. Well, I give this one a five, just
56:06
out of the sheer adorableness of it all. I do too. And you're
56:10
probably not gonna get caught because can you imagine calling the police High nine one
56:17
one. I would like to report that my gnome was stolen out of my
56:22
front yard. Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, I give it a
56:27
five. You'd have to really avoid the you'd have to really avoid the ring
56:30
cameras. But but it's possible that you might not have a lot of gnomes
56:37
are in gardens in the backyard, and there are no ring cameras on the
56:40
back door, so you might get away with it, you know. So
56:45
yeah, yes, Lisa, Lisa said, write a ransom note we want
56:50
your fruit tree, or I'll send your nome in pieces, and then you
56:52
just start taking little chips of their hands, their fingers. You just send
56:54
fingers in a little envelope. It's the cheapest way. It's the cheapest.
56:59
We don't have to pay for extra postage. So yeah, wow, Well
57:05
do you do you want to go to the fifth one? I think we
57:07
have a couple of minutes. I do too, I just I I don't
57:15
know. I might have to do some IP track and to see if Brandy
57:17
really sent this in. I don't think she did. I don't think she
57:24
did. I think somebody knows that Brandy likes g nomes and knows that we
57:27
have crossover in terms of who watches. And it's brilliant. It is brilliant.
57:34
I think they planned it. Well, you're wearing a black hoodie,
57:39
so even if a ring camera catches you, you're not going to see your
57:44
face. Yep. And we you make your own chart, Brandy, you
57:52
make your own charts. Yeah, I will jail. Yeah, gnome jail.
57:59
I thinking of charts in my day job. Yesterday I was doing something
58:02
and they're like, yeah, well we need to get a chart for that.
58:05
And I was like, oh, I know a chart person. If
58:07
we really need a chart, I'm telling you, if you contract for charts
58:13
or things like that, that's your person right away. There's a reason why
58:19
the lawyers for the lawyers for a former NFL player were saying, hey,
58:23
we should hire you. So but yeah, I think you should do number
58:29
five. Yes, Brandy had no idea this was going to be a speech
58:32
show. I will let you read number five. It's a bit long.
58:42
Yes, number five is uh, what's a piece of work? Step one,
59:07
Rent a motel room and pay for a month with a prepaid credit card.
59:12
Wear a wig or color your hair. Make sure it has the door
59:15
open to the parking lot. Advertise online for out called gentleman's massage services.
59:22
Use a prepaid cell phone as your contact number. In your hotel room,
59:25
you need to have the following available at all times. Liquor, sleeping pills,
59:32
crushed GHB xanax, crushed anti freeze poured into mixer bottles. Have a
59:38
couple of different ones example Margarita mixer, sprite snacks, glasses mixers, different
59:45
massage oils. Schedule your first appointment. When he arrives, offer him a
59:50
drink. Make his drink. I read a comment I shouldn't have, which
59:57
is funny because at Lisa thought the exact same thing. I to make the
1:00:00
joke. Sorry, I was already ahead of you. When he arrives,
1:00:07
offer him a drink. Make his drink with one of the special mixers that
1:00:09
also has some GHB or ask him to get comfortable on the bed while you
1:00:15
turn on some music. Give him a massage, and as you notice him
1:00:17
getting more affected from the drink, offer him another. As he prepares to
1:00:22
roll over for the rest of his massage. Hmmm, we're rolling over?
1:00:25
Are we finish his massage? Really? Do you not want to stop?
1:00:32
Okay? And then offer him another drink with the special mixer while you go
1:00:37
wash your hands. If you oh, oil, I see okay. If
1:00:42
he wants yeah, it'd be hard to okay. If he wants to stay
1:00:45
and have more drinks, continue serving the special drinks. If he just wants
1:00:50
to pay you and leave, let him repeat as often as you want.
1:00:54
You should keep an eye on the news as they start to report men dying
1:00:58
from anti freeze poison. The first death should occur several days after the out
1:01:02
call session. At the end of the month. Go to a different state
1:01:06
and repeat. I just want to say, as Brandy said, it wasn't
1:01:15
me, it wasn't me. I don't know what you're talking about. I
1:01:17
don't have I don't have wigs. I don't I don't know how to do
1:01:21
that stuff. This is impressive. I'm reading all the gnomes. I'm reading
1:01:29
all the gnome uns. No, I'm telling how we know it's Brandy.
1:01:34
Uh, you know you love us Listen in this case, I I'm not
1:01:45
sure I want to. I'm putting myself in the situation of this crime.
1:01:47
It was not mine, obviously, but h or I wouldn't have had the
1:01:52
reactions the genuine reactions that I had. I don't know if the money's worth
1:01:58
it. But also I don't know if I want him to over. I
1:02:04
don't in my I don't listen. I I play on equal sides of teams,
1:02:10
but I still don't know if I want a random person turning over.
1:02:14
That's all I'm saying. Just have you never gotten a massage? Uh?
1:02:19
Yes, once? Because you always every time I've gone, because I like
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them. You go and you start down face first, they do your back,
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Then you flip over and you're under a sheet and then they do your
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legs and your arms or how so you have to roll over for that.
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I don't know. I don't remember. It's been years. My problem is
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massages in chiropractors. My back ends up tightening up. You are correct.
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Nobody said it was a happy ending massage. However, it is an out
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call murder. You are asking for people to come to a hotel and they're
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not. If you're gonna let them go, it's gonna be real weird if
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you don't follow through with the out call. That is true. So that's
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the you know, that's the thing. The thing that I'm just gonna say,
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I found interesting they made sure sleeping pills, ghb Xanax and an A
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freeze. They are determined. Yeah, oh yeah, for sure, because
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I mean, is it going to kill you immediately? Even if you give
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a large thing, it's gonna take. And I guess that's why it says,
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wait a couple of days, the thing that disturbs me, go to
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a different state and repeat, yeah, the very this is cereal, and
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yeah it is cereal. It's so serial, it's it's I mean they did
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say do this multiple times in this one area and then so I guess the
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assumption was cereal. So yep, yeah, I mean I will say I
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find it a little scary because I think you might all you almost might be
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able to get away with this, because if you're in a cdy motel and
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you're doing that, I don't think they have cameras. It's not like he
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probably told somebody he went and got this massage. That's true. So and
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he's not going to know where he was given the Anna freeze. My thought
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is he goes home and his wife or not doing well. They're gonna blame
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her. They're gonna blame her. I mean, if you're a psychopath,
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you don't care. You got away with it. I know, well,
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but you've got to you. You basically are framing somebody else, is what
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I'm thinking. It was the gnome. There's no place like home. There's
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no place like home. It had to be. Well, Okay, the
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credit card might be a giveaway. Unlucky no, because didn't say a prepaid
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credit card. It's prepaid so those aren't trackable. Well, you can track
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the number, isn't linked to a name unless you can crack the whatever.
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If you cash to buy the card, that you'd be okay. I guess
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would a hotel take a prepaid credit card? I I don't. Well,
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that one might, I don't know. But the other thing is a lot
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of times hotels, even CD motels want an ID or a picture of an
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ID or something. So I don't know. I don't know because like I
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know, when I stay at Hilton's. Maybe it's because I do it on
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an app. I never give them my ID because they well, but you're
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a member, right, Oh, maybe that's why I don't know. I
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can't remember if I I've had to do that recently or not. I don't
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know. Well, if it's motel, I mean I I know one time
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when we were moving from California back to Texas, we stopped at a motel
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six. They did not ask us because I had said if they ask us
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for ID, we can't do it because I'm sneaking six cats into the room
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and pillowcases. So I know, a motel six didn't ask. In whatever
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town we were in Arizona, they didn't ask because I was able to sneak
1:07:05
the six cats in. This is brilliant if you are all about the end
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result and not the money. Their fee is to pay for the room.
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They pay for the room, the massage comes with it. Their stuff's on
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record, Yours isn't. And if you're gonna pre crush up and put in
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bottles and stuff, you just bring that in with you. You know,
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you just have that kit going. Well, yeah, if you pay for
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it for a month. I mean I'm the person that if I'm staying in
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a hotel more than one night, I have to unpack my bags. So
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if I was gonna be there for a month, oh yeah, you could
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have. Because my thought is what if Okay it did say different mixers,
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because I was like, well, what if they don't want to drink vodka?
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Soda or what anything? Yeah, then what do you do? I
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mean, I guess you could put sleeping pills or xanax in or anti freeze.
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I guess you could put it in water, right, I don't know
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freeze, not ana freeze because it's sweet. Yeah, well, no,
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that tasted they and a freeze didn't They stop making an a freeze in that
1:08:27
fashion? So it wasn't sweet, so people weren't being poisoned. No,
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it still is. Well. When I tasted it during the pandemic when we
1:08:35
were researching a thing, I wanted to know if it was really sweet or
1:08:42
not. So I tasted it. I tasted just to stuck my finger in
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and did it. And I'll hold on a second. Yes, did you
1:08:54
test this to prevent COVID? And did you also try to sun your taint?
1:08:59
Because I think these are important questions we need to ask in the perfect
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crime? Did use it? I tasted it and it was very sweet?
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No? I did not. I only put ivermectin on my face. Oh
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oh okay, all right, I gotta get rid of the worms, which
1:09:17
you should put I remected in in that tequila. And I think that's a
1:09:20
great way to end this episode. Well, I just my only other problem
1:09:32
I have with this, How are you going to know that they actually died?
1:09:41
You're not. And I mean if the point is, if the point
1:09:44
is just to do the action and then if they do, great, If
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they don't, it doesn't matter, then I mean, you're gonna go a
1:09:49
lot longer anyways. So, because it says to keep an eye on the
1:09:53
news as they start to repent report men dying from anna freeze poisoning, but
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that's only that's only in order to tell when you need to move to the
1:10:02
next state. It's not to get pleasure from the knowledge. I mean,
1:10:08
it could be I'm making an assumption here, but it seems like, you
1:10:14
know, I don't know. I would think they want to know it's happening
1:10:19
because they're doing it for the thrill of the kill and knowing they're not getting
1:10:24
caught. And how are they going to connect these men's together, because there's
1:10:30
not like if you kill, say three men this way, there's probably no
1:10:34
connection to those three. There's no way for them to track down that they
1:10:39
all responded to the same ad. I think there's two things that can take
1:10:47
this plan down, and it's there. None of them are immediate, so
1:10:51
it'll happen for a while. And one is a really smart detective who can
1:10:56
link things, and two an accidental reduce due to whatever you give them,
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right, And I think that those are really the only two things that could
1:11:10
put a hitch in this gidea up. So yeah, hm hmm. Now,
1:11:19
the only thing I'm going to say, and I let me think of
1:11:25
how to say this nicely. Oh, just say it. He probably deserves
1:11:30
it if he's go and meet random people in a hotel room that he doesn't
1:11:35
know. No, he doesn't deserve to be killed. I'm sorry, I'm
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gonna say, does that mean everybody who uses services of No, that's what
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I was putting myself in the place that it was h h doing it.
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And I'd be like, yeah, he would deserve to die, but now
1:11:54
he wouldn't deserve to die just because of that. All right, Well,
1:11:59
everybody, as I mentioned, we are, we're gonna wrap this episode up
1:12:02
and then we're gonna move right into recording. We're not gonna go to a
1:12:06
different video. We'll cut them up late. We'll cut them. We'll cut
1:12:10
them up Jesus. We'll cut the audio later and cut it into two for
1:12:13
the audio. And so what we'll do is you'll see the end video,
1:12:17
you'll resee the beginning video, and then we're gonna do an intro again,
1:12:23
catch up on crime stuff, and then we're gonna go right into our crimes
1:12:26
of New York. That being said, there might be a brief podse in
1:12:31
between the end video and the beginning video because I've run out of gin so
1:12:36
I need more. So I'll need a run down stairs real fast, So
1:12:41
we'll hit that end video. Stick around, tell your friends, we're gonna
1:12:45
talk about crimes of New York. We've got a couple of good cases and
1:12:49
uh and you'll get to see a live recording of true crime and wine time,
1:12:53
which is always fun. So we will be right back by Hi,
1:13:00
everybody. Bye,