Latest / Juicy Scoop with Heather McDonald / Bad Bunny, Super Bowl, Conspiracy Theories with Ian Edwards
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- 0:58Speaker 3: Woo, woo.
- 0:59Speaker 4: Heather MacDonald.
- 1:01Speaker 5: Juicy Scoop.
- 1:03Speaker 4: Hello and welcome to Juicy Scoop. I am so excited.
- 1:06Speaker 4: We have so much to talk about and we are
- 1:09Speaker 4: going to get into it with my dear friend, known
- 1:12Speaker 4: you since we're going like close to 30 years.
- 1:15Speaker 5: Think it's 30?
- 1:17Speaker 4: It's like 25 for sure.
- 1:18Speaker 5: 25. 25.
- 1:19Speaker 4: Let's keep ourselves a little younger. Ian Edwards, incredible standup comedian,
- 1:25Speaker 4: does the funniest sketch videos about the roommates, which we'll
- 1:29Speaker 4: get into my favorite thing that you do on Instagram
- 1:31Speaker 4: and everything. Writer, producer, all-around delight. And at one time,
- 1:39Speaker 4: my office mate.
- 1:42Speaker 5: At two times your office mate.
- 1:43Speaker 4: You're right. Because we met on the Keenan Iverwayne's Late
- 1:45Speaker 4: Night Show, right?
- 1:46Speaker 1: Right, right.
- 1:46Speaker 4: We shared an office. And then Larissa's Flounge. And yeah,
- 1:52Speaker 4: just still looking cute.
- 1:53Speaker 5: Thank you.
- 1:54Speaker 4: Black Don't Crack.
- 1:55Speaker 5: I mean... I mean, we're both hanging in there well.
- 1:58Speaker 5: You know what I'm saying?
- 1:59Speaker 4: We really are. God, I'm always just like, well, it's
- 2:02Speaker 4: that baby blood. I just put it in a shake.
- 2:07Speaker 5: I just used Joe Bow Wow.
- 2:11Speaker 4: Oh, my gosh. Well, as you guys know, this is
- 2:13Speaker 4: a comedic conversation podcast. We are going to get into
- 2:16Speaker 4: the dark shit that we do know as our world,
- 2:18Speaker 4: but it will be funny. So buckle up, bunnies, and
- 2:23Speaker 4: let's go. All right. Super Bowl. Um, the Seattle Seahawk
- 2:28Speaker 4: wrote Boston eats turds. That is one of my favorite
- 2:32Speaker 4: stories from, there was a time when the Patriots did win. Patriots.
- 2:37Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 2:37Speaker 4: Am I saying it wrong? Patriots.
- 2:38Speaker 5: Patriots.
- 2:39Speaker 4: The Patriots won.
- 2:40Speaker 5: Pluralize that.
- 2:41Speaker 4: Patriots won. And the guy went crazy and ate the
- 2:44Speaker 4: horse shit off the street. Do you remember that?
- 2:46Speaker 5: No.
- 2:46Speaker 6: No.
- 2:47Speaker 4: It's a true story. It really did happen. So Seattle won.
- 2:52Speaker 4: Where were you? What were you doing for Super Bowl?
- 2:56Speaker 5: It's so funny. Like I know we're going to talk
- 2:58Speaker 5: about Super Bowl. We're not going to talk about the
- 2:59Speaker 5: game at all.
- 3:00Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 3:00Speaker 5: We're going to talk about everything but the game.
- 3:02Speaker 4: Nobody cares about the game. My audience doesn't care about
- 3:04Speaker 4: the actual players and stuff.
- 3:05Speaker 5: This is definitely a female orientated podcast. Yes. What is that?
- 3:09Speaker 4: But we all went to Super Bowl parties. We all
- 3:12Speaker 4: got cute. Some of us decided what was cuter in
- 3:16Speaker 4: her closet. Was it blue and green or was it
- 3:19Speaker 4: red and blue and decided then who they were rooting for?
- 3:22Speaker 4: And that person might have been me.
- 3:27Speaker 5: Who did you end up rooting for based on what
- 3:29Speaker 5: was in your closet?
- 3:30Speaker 4: I did the Patriots, but then I got bummed because
- 3:32Speaker 4: the party I went to was all Seattle Seahawks. And
- 3:35Speaker 4: it should have been. And I feel like people in California,
- 3:37Speaker 4: we should at least go for something that's closer to us.
- 3:39Speaker 5: Yeah, on the West Coast.
- 3:40Speaker 4: And so, you know, but I was there for the
- 3:45Speaker 4: food and it was a really good party. And they
- 3:47Speaker 4: had like Dom Perignon like flowing. So that's where I was.
- 3:53Speaker 5: That's where you were.
- 3:55Speaker 4: But it was liberal. Everyone loved Bad Bunny. Everyone loved
- 3:58Speaker 4: Bad Bunny.
- 3:58Speaker 6: Don't.
- 3:59Speaker 4: Don't come after me, but we'll get into the Bad
- 4:01Speaker 4: Bunny halftime show.
- 4:02Speaker 5: So we're not talking about Bad Bunny right now.
- 4:04Speaker 4: We're just talking about- Talking about the show in general.
- 4:05Speaker 4: Where did you go? How many parties did you have.
- 4:07Speaker 5: To choose from? There were three choices. I went to
- 4:11Speaker 5: Eric Griffin's house.
- 4:12Speaker 4: Oh, that's a good one.
- 4:13Speaker 5: Yeah, because I've never been there. He's been living there
- 4:17Speaker 5: maybe like a year and a half, two years. He
- 4:18Speaker 5: has a two-year-old son that I never met.
- 4:21Speaker 4: Okay.
- 4:22Speaker 5: And it was like a good time to meet the family.
- 4:24Speaker 5: He had a birthday party earlier this year for his
- 4:27Speaker 5: kid and I was out of town. I was like,
- 4:29Speaker 5: let me go to this Super Bowl party. And he
- 4:30Speaker 5: invited me last minute, which is a perfect excuse to
- 4:33Speaker 5: not have a gift.
- 4:34Speaker 4: Oh, okay.
- 4:35Speaker 5: So you say, hey, come over for the Super Bowl,
- 4:39Speaker 5: like two hours before the Super Bowl. I can be like,
- 4:41Speaker 5: you live an hour away. I didn't have to bring
- 4:45Speaker 5: anything because I wouldn't make it on time for kickoff.
- 4:48Speaker 5: So perfect.
- 4:49Speaker 4: And so were there other comedians and other cool people
- 4:51Speaker 4: there so you could schmooze a little?
- 4:53Speaker 5: It was small. It was small, but it was a
- 4:57Speaker 5: fun group. Vinny. Vinny brought so much food, like he cooked,
- 5:01Speaker 5: so he must have known in advance. Okay. Vinny Fastline. Yeah.
- 5:03Speaker 5: I was like, did you ask Eric if you could
- 5:06Speaker 5: have a Super Bowl party at his house? Because that's
- 5:09Speaker 5: how much food he brought. And he's the only one
- 5:12Speaker 5: that ate it.
- 5:13Speaker 4: Yeah. So, okay. So what did you think of, like,
- 5:18Speaker 4: people always talk about the commercials. And I basically felt
- 5:23Speaker 4: everybody just signed off their likeness for them to do
- 5:26Speaker 4: AI of their face. They didn't even have to go
- 5:28Speaker 4: to the Dunkin' Donuts. That one with Jennifer Aniston and
- 5:32Speaker 4: Ben Affleck, and they just took their younger selves and
- 5:35Speaker 4: put them in that one. I'm like, that bummed me out.
- 5:39Speaker 4: I was like, this is the laziest shit I've ever seen.
- 5:42Speaker 5: During the commercials, sometimes I like watching the Super Bowl
- 5:45Speaker 5: at home because I like to pay attention. So last
- 5:49Speaker 5: night I had to go home and watch the commercials separately.
- 5:52Speaker 5: Because there, everybody was talking. Exactly. We were talking during
- 5:54Speaker 5: the game. Yes. You can hear none of the commentary.
- 5:56Speaker 5: Sometimes I... Like I only watch football once a year.
- 5:59Speaker 5: So I want to see the commercials and I want
- 6:01Speaker 5: to listen to the game. Yeah. But that last one,
- 6:04Speaker 5: you just reminded me. I didn't see that. I saw
- 6:06Speaker 5: that one at the game, but I couldn't hear it.
- 6:08Speaker 4: Right.
- 6:08Speaker 5: But I don't know what it was about. It felt
- 6:11Speaker 5: like an 80s TV show.
- 6:12Speaker 4: It was. They were mocking. They were doing like an
- 6:14Speaker 4: 80s sitcom. They were in the, or 90s sitcom. They
- 6:17Speaker 4: were in the Dunkin' Donuts. And, you know, Ben Affleck
- 6:21Speaker 4: turns around and you can't tell. Like, that's why the
- 6:23Speaker 4: AI stuff is just, like, really hard. But it's him young.
- 6:27Speaker 4: It's Jennifer Aniston young. I mean, they didn't have to
- 6:28Speaker 4: leave their house. They probably just had to do a
- 6:30Speaker 4: voiceover on an iPhone and send it over. And they
- 6:32Speaker 4: probably did everything there. And then in the end, she
- 6:36Speaker 4: is like, this is my boyfriend. And it's Tom Brady with, like,
- 6:40Speaker 4: a big hairy wig. Everyone at my party thought that
- 6:42Speaker 4: was really funny. Oh, right. I was like, okay. I
- 6:45Speaker 4: didn't think it was that funny.
- 6:46Speaker 5: Whatever.
- 6:47Speaker 3: And.
- 6:48Speaker 4: That was one of them. And then, of course, you know,
- 6:50Speaker 4: every commercial, sadly, whether it's Super Bowl or not, nobody
- 6:55Speaker 4: that's just a regular actor gets commercials anymore. It's all
- 6:58Speaker 4: mega movie stars selling Nespresso and Uber Eats and Grubhub
- 7:03Speaker 4: and all big stars doing bits with filters on. And,
- 7:08Speaker 4: or fake faces altogether.
- 7:10Speaker 5: And some of the things they were selling was like
- 7:12Speaker 5: out of character.
- 7:13Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 7:13Speaker 5: I was like, you're selling that? That has nothing to
- 7:17Speaker 5: do with you. This is way off brand.
- 7:20Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 7:20Speaker 5: Like I can't even get with the product.
- 7:22Speaker 4: Nobody's going to take, say no to the checks these
- 7:24Speaker 4: days because, okay. So then, you know, we get to
- 7:30Speaker 4: the performance of Bad Bunny. And when you're watching it
- 7:35Speaker 4: at home, yes, it's like you're watching a play. Remember
- 7:40Speaker 4: when they would be like, we're going to do West
- 7:41Speaker 4: Side Story on TV? Like, that's what it felt like. Yes,
- 7:45Speaker 4: the level of choreography and set direction and all that stuff,
- 7:49Speaker 4: you're like, oh my God, this is like no other
- 7:52Speaker 4: halftime show I've ever seen. But then my son Drake goes,
- 7:55Speaker 4: but mom, do you know what it was like for
- 7:57Speaker 4: the people that actually bought the $ 30, 000 ticket? I know.
- 8:01Speaker 4: And I think that's the most interesting story out of here.
- 8:04Speaker 4: And so here is someone... Access Hollywood actually did this.
- 8:08Speaker 4: Point of view, you're watching Bad Bunny halftime performance from
- 8:11Speaker 4: the stands, and all the tall bushes, those were people
- 8:16Speaker 4: so that they could run off quickly and clear it.
- 8:19Speaker 4: And the stage is empty, and you just see Alex
- 8:22Speaker 4: Earl and a couple, you know, Pedro, Pasquale, a couple
- 8:26Speaker 4: others just dancing in the corner, and they just... In
- 8:29Speaker 4: the past, you would see the band or they.
- 8:32Speaker 5: You'd actually be able to see the show if you're
- 8:33Speaker 5: in the stadium. You'd see the show.
- 8:34Speaker 4: You'd, like, You couldn't see the show. So everybody that
- 8:38Speaker 4: bitched at home, you don't have a right to bitch. Like,
- 8:42Speaker 4: you should have just go to the bathroom and pull
- 8:45Speaker 4: up the other show and be quiet.
- 8:48Speaker 5: And go to the bathroom and pull up the TPUSA.
- 8:52Speaker 4: And be like, yeah. Someone's like, God, they're taking a
- 8:57Speaker 4: really long shit to Kid Rock right now.
- 8:59Speaker 5: But yeah.
- 9:00Speaker 4: That's where it would be like, I guess, kind of
- 9:02Speaker 4: a bummer. Now, if you're some rich person that goes
- 9:06Speaker 4: all the time, Kim Kardashian's with her new boyfriend, the
- 9:10Speaker 4: F1 racer.
- 9:12Speaker 5: Oh, that's who she's with now?
- 9:13Speaker 4: She's with him, Lewis, what's his name?
- 9:17Speaker 5: Hamilton?
- 9:17Speaker 6: Yes.
- 9:18Speaker 5: So he's black.
- 9:19Speaker 4: Yeah, he's black in English.
- 9:21Speaker 5: So she found a black driver.
- 9:23Speaker 4: As my mom says, everything comes back in style. She's
- 9:26Speaker 4: going back. She's going back.
- 9:30Speaker 5: She'll go to the whitest sport and still find a
- 9:32Speaker 5: black guy. That's wild. This is how I found out
- 9:39Speaker 5: there's a black driver. You said Kim Kardashian is dating
- 9:42Speaker 5: a driver from F1. I was like, oh, he's black.
- 9:47Speaker 5: It's a black driver. It's Kim's date.
- 9:49Speaker 4: Of course.
- 9:49Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 9:49Speaker 4: And he's really good looking. And, you know, everybody that's
- 9:53Speaker 4: English is a delight. Everything sounds nice, you know, no
- 9:57Speaker 4: matter what they're saying to you. Mm hmm. and so
- 10:01Speaker 4: they look good together and then Kendall was there and
- 10:07Speaker 4: allegedly she dated Bad Bunny I don't even remember I
- 10:10Speaker 4: think they went to one basketball game together were they
- 10:12Speaker 4: actually like a couple because isn't he.
- 10:13Speaker 5: Bi fluid pan when did she date him wasn't she
- 10:18Speaker 5: did she have a long term boyfriend Like, I don't
- 10:20Speaker 5: know that much.
- 10:21Speaker 4: About the Jenners. I kind of don't think they were,
- 10:24Speaker 4: I don't know, but she was dancing in the stands
- 10:28Speaker 4: to the music, to the trees.
- 10:30Speaker 5: To the trees.
- 10:31Speaker 4: To the trees dancing. It literally looks like when you
- 10:34Speaker 4: go to like a, like a corn base and you're like,
- 10:38Speaker 4: have fun kids. Hope you get out alive. Cause I
- 10:40Speaker 4: don't know how, like, I don't know what I'm looking for.
- 10:42Speaker 5: I couldn't enjoy the performance because I was worried about
- 10:46Speaker 5: people in the stadium.
- 10:47Speaker 4: Like, just as a- Oh, you already thought of how
- 10:49Speaker 4: shitty this would be from that point of view?
- 10:51Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah.
- 10:51Speaker 4: Like, once I saw the- You really are an empath.
- 10:53Speaker 5: I was like, how are they going to see? Like,
- 10:56Speaker 5: and then the more he went through the maze, I
- 10:59Speaker 5: was like, this is bad for them. And then, so
- 11:02Speaker 5: I was watching it, but I was like, people are
- 11:04Speaker 5: going to be pissed. Like, you know when you know
- 11:06Speaker 5: your parents are going to be mad when they come home? Like,
- 11:10Speaker 5: so all day, your whole day is ruined because you
- 11:12Speaker 5: know they're going to be mad? So that's how I
- 11:13Speaker 5: watched this, knowing that these people in the stadium are
- 11:15Speaker 5: going to be mad.
- 11:16Speaker 4: Oh, my God.
- 11:17Speaker 5: And then when I went home.
- 11:18Speaker 4: Do you know what codependency means? It's basically that.
- 11:21Speaker 5: It's that?
- 11:22Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah.
- 11:23Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah. I was like, oh, man, this is not
- 11:25Speaker 5: going to be good. And then when I went home,
- 11:30Speaker 5: somebody from the stands posted a video. So what was
- 11:34Speaker 5: great about that video is that they could see all
- 11:36Speaker 5: the moving parts. So they would go to the screen
- 11:39Speaker 5: as he walked through the maze. And then when he
- 11:40Speaker 5: came out to talk, the areas where they could see
- 11:43Speaker 5: they would pan back to them. Then you could see
- 11:45Speaker 5: the people directing the trees to move. And then the
- 11:49Speaker 5: white lady would clip up, come here, come on bush,
- 11:51Speaker 5: bush this way, bushes over here. And you see the
- 11:54Speaker 5: bushes like scurrying. So that was a good perspective. But
- 11:57Speaker 5: I was really worried about like the people in the
- 11:59Speaker 5: stadium and how much they got ripped off if that's
- 12:02Speaker 5: all they came to see.
- 12:03Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 12:04Speaker 4: Some other funny things about it is I know every
- 12:08Speaker 4: song sounded familiar.
- 12:09Speaker 6: Mm-hmm.
- 12:11Speaker 4: But I don't speak Spanish. But I've always been like,
- 12:15Speaker 4: you don't love it. And then I saw a really
- 12:17Speaker 4: funny video where someone's like, when you're like, this is
- 12:19Speaker 4: my favorite song, you're dancing like happy salsa, and then
- 12:21Speaker 4: you look up what the words really mean, and it's
- 12:23Speaker 4: that one song that's basically like, I wish we took
- 12:25Speaker 4: more pictures together because now you're dead. And the guy's like,
- 12:29Speaker 4: when you listen to it in English, you're like, this
- 12:31Speaker 4: is sad.
- 12:33Speaker 5: But I do like that. I like those lyrics.
- 12:35Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
- 12:36Speaker 5: Like, here's my thing with music.
- 12:38Speaker 4: Yes.
- 12:39Speaker 5: I don't listen to the words in English anyway.
- 12:42Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 12:43Speaker 5: I can't like sing songs. I can't do single. I
- 12:45Speaker 5: don't know the words of anything. Like if I start
- 12:48Speaker 5: trying to listen to the words of a song, I'll
- 12:51Speaker 5: just tune out.
- 12:52Speaker 4: Right.
- 12:52Speaker 5: And the sound of the vocals is just another instrument
- 12:56Speaker 5: to me. So like just the same way, I don't
- 12:58Speaker 5: know what note the person is playing. I don't know
- 13:01Speaker 5: what the singer is saying. So I can enjoy Bad Bunny.
- 13:03Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 13:04Speaker 5: But to be honest, I don't, This is the second
- 13:08Speaker 5: time I saw a Bad Bunny at Coachella. Was not
- 13:11Speaker 5: that big of a fan. And if you didn't like
- 13:13Speaker 5: the Super Bowl performance, it's okay not to like Bad Bunny.
- 13:17Speaker 5: Just don't be racist about it.
- 13:18Speaker 4: Yes, exactly.
- 13:19Speaker 5: You feel me?
- 13:19Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah.
- 13:20Speaker 5: I totally agree. I'm a J Balvin fan more. You know,
- 13:23Speaker 5: like I enjoyed his performance when I saw him.
- 13:26Speaker 4: Right.
- 13:27Speaker 5: So that's my thing.
- 13:28Speaker 4: First of all, I think everybody is always very critical
- 13:33Speaker 4: of any– Superbowl performance. There was one that I can't remember.
- 13:39Speaker 4: I was like, this is the best one I've ever seen.
- 13:41Speaker 4: I could have been the most buzzed. I don't know
- 13:44Speaker 4: if it was Beyonce. I can't remember which one it was,
- 13:46Speaker 4: but I remember I like, I was into posting my
- 13:48Speaker 4: opinion and I was like, this is the best, you know?
- 13:50Speaker 4: And then people would be like, what are you talking about?
- 13:52Speaker 4: And I'm like, you know what? That's what it is.
- 13:54Speaker 4: It's just, it's just a very, you're either like thinking
- 13:56Speaker 4: it's the best or you don't know why these people
- 13:58Speaker 4: were chosen or, um, But yeah, people have always been
- 14:05Speaker 4: critical of the performance, no matter who it has been.
- 14:08Speaker 4: They've either thought it was boring or it was too
- 14:11Speaker 4: sexy or it was too much shaking that ass or
- 14:14Speaker 4: it was, you know, confusing or they didn't sing enough
- 14:17Speaker 4: of their hits or they had too many guest singers.
- 14:21Speaker 4: I think the best one, hands down, though, was when
- 14:23Speaker 4: we had like Snoop. And Dr. Dre and Eminem. What
- 14:28Speaker 4: was that? Like three years ago? That was the best.
- 14:30Speaker 4: That was the best. To me, I felt like no
- 14:32Speaker 4: one could bitch about that one.
- 14:33Speaker 5: And I think nobody did. Yeah. Some of the, some
- 14:36Speaker 5: of the ones, like when you're saying, when you post
- 14:39Speaker 5: that you had a good time and you enjoyed it,
- 14:41Speaker 5: there's a lot of performances I did enjoy that everybody hated.
- 14:44Speaker 5: And I'm like, am I like, were we watching the
- 14:46Speaker 5: same thing?
- 14:47Speaker 6: Yeah. Yeah.
- 14:47Speaker 5: Or like, or people just like, and people go so
- 14:50Speaker 5: hard against a performance. Like it's political.
- 14:54Speaker 1: Yes.
- 14:54Speaker 5: Like, like, Forget the bad bunny, like anybody else. Like,
- 14:58Speaker 5: why'd you have to hate something so much?
- 15:01Speaker 4: Like, I mean, art is called subjective for a reason.
- 15:06Speaker 4: You know, it is. It's not for you. It's like
- 15:09Speaker 4: when people are like, well, I don't find her funny.
- 15:12Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 15:13Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 15:14Speaker 4: Her material is not for you, 65-year-old white man. You know, like,
- 15:18Speaker 4: it's not for you. You don't have to like it. Like,
- 15:22Speaker 4: that's fine. You can say you don't like it. But
- 15:24Speaker 4: I want to say right now, I love Bad Bunny.
- 15:26Speaker 4: I love Bad Bunny. Everybody, I am a huge fan
- 15:28Speaker 4: of Bad Bunny.
- 15:28Speaker 5: I'm a J Balvin fan.
- 15:29Speaker 4: Like, please, whatever it is, it's like, don't come after me. No,
- 15:32Speaker 4: I'm just kind of trying to analyze, like, in this
- 15:35Speaker 4: world where everybody feels like in the moment to give
- 15:39Speaker 4: their opinion and do it publicly. Right.
- 15:42Speaker 5: But why are we talking about this in fear? Like
- 15:44Speaker 5: you're like saying, I love Bad Bunny. I love Bad Bunny.
- 15:47Speaker 4: I'm just joking. I'm joking.
- 15:49Speaker 5: No, I mean, listen. There is that kind of in the.
- 15:51Speaker 4: Air thing where- When the song comes on, I still
- 15:54Speaker 4: listen to like regular radio.
- 15:55Speaker 1: Okay.
- 15:56Speaker 4: Like with ads and stuff.
- 15:57Speaker 5: Jeez.
- 15:57Speaker 3: I do.
- 15:58Speaker 4: And so I know what the popular songs are. I'm
- 16:01Speaker 4: all over. And I- never change the channel when it's
- 16:05Speaker 4: him and everything. But I, there's a lot of like,
- 16:08Speaker 4: I'm just still not very familiar. Like I said, I'll
- 16:11Speaker 4: watch like the Grammys and I'll be like, Oh, that's
- 16:13Speaker 4: what that girl looks like. Like I know that song.
- 16:15Speaker 5: That's why I watched the Grammys to catch up every year.
- 16:19Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 16:19Speaker 5: And to be like, Oh, that's that. That's that. This
- 16:21Speaker 5: is what I missed.
- 16:22Speaker 4: Right.
- 16:22Speaker 3: Right.
- 16:22Speaker 5: Cause I don't listen to the radio like you do.
- 16:24Speaker 2: Right.
- 16:25Speaker 4: Well, I still, I listen to the radio, but I
- 16:26Speaker 4: still don't know the faces with the names and that,
- 16:28Speaker 4: you know, all that kind of stuff because I am like,
- 16:32Speaker 4: I've taken on two other jobs in the last 72 hours.
- 16:37Speaker 5: Oh yeah, what happened?
- 16:38Speaker 4: I work for the FBI and I work for the DOJ.
- 16:42Speaker 4: Department of Justice and FBI. I'm trying to find.
- 16:45Speaker 5: You're Dan Bongino's replacement.
- 16:47Speaker 4: I'm just overwhelmed. And I don't think people know when
- 16:53Speaker 4: you go deep in this shit, you're like, I hope
- 16:57Speaker 4: people appreciate what I'm finding out. It's a lot. But anyway,
- 17:03Speaker 4: now when you have multiple parties, whether it's... These are
- 17:07Speaker 4: the holidays where if you're lucky enough to be invited
- 17:10Speaker 4: to a few... and you are a social person, it
- 17:14Speaker 4: can cause problems of FOMO. Halloween, like the actual big
- 17:19Speaker 4: night of the Halloween parties, depending on what day it
- 17:21Speaker 4: falls on, 4th of July is a big one, especially
- 17:25Speaker 4: in LA, because there's maybe the best party, but it's
- 17:29Speaker 4: in Calabasas with a big mansion and this pool. Do
- 17:33Speaker 4: I want to do the one that overlooks the ocean?
- 17:36Speaker 4: You know, like there's maybe something going on there. You
- 17:39Speaker 4: never can draw, you can't go to both. You learn
- 17:42Speaker 4: that young. You cannot party hop on 4th of July
- 17:46Speaker 4: in LA. It's a fucking nightmare. Then there's one in
- 17:48Speaker 4: the Hollywood Hills. And so you blow that one off
- 17:51Speaker 4: and then you realize I should have gone to Los
- 17:53Speaker 4: Feliz or whatever because these two were lame. It's horrible.
- 17:57Speaker 4: So I think Super Bowl is a hard thing to
- 18:00Speaker 4: choose because LA is all spread out and you can't
- 18:03Speaker 4: party hop. And not New Year's Eve because no one
- 18:06Speaker 4: cares about New Year's Eve. But I think Halloween, 4th
- 18:09Speaker 4: of July, and.
- 18:11Speaker 4: In Superbowl is like an adult LA hard decision.
- 18:16Speaker 5: I feel like the Superbowl is the toughest to party hop.
- 18:19Speaker 3: Yeah.
- 18:19Speaker 5: If you want to see the game.
- 18:21Speaker 4: Right.
- 18:22Speaker 5: Like you can't, you can't say, all right, let me
- 18:25Speaker 5: see one half here. And then one half somewhere else.
- 18:28Speaker 5: Cause then you're going to miss the halftime show. So
- 18:30Speaker 5: you can't, you know, you have the half time to
- 18:33Speaker 5: like have time to get somewhere. Plus no, but no
- 18:37Speaker 5: place in LA is a halftime show. a Super Bowl
- 18:40Speaker 5: halftime away from another place.
- 18:42Speaker 4: Right, nothing.
- 18:44Speaker 5: So you're still going to... So that's tougher. July 4th,
- 18:47Speaker 5: I feel like it's possible to party hop, but parking
- 18:52Speaker 5: at some places is just.
- 18:54Speaker 4: Parking near the beach, you might as well just go
- 18:55Speaker 4: kill yourself. Like, just forget it. You'll never. You'll never.
- 18:58Speaker 4: You'll turn around. You'll either break up with whoever you're
- 19:01Speaker 4: dating or before the fireworks hit, just leave your parking spot. Okay, so...
- 19:08Speaker 4: One thing is the kid in the Bad Bunny halftime
- 19:11Speaker 4: show where he gives a Grammy to, TMZ Sports said
- 19:14Speaker 4: it's not the five-year-old that was detained by ICE.
- 19:19Speaker 5: Mm-hmm.
- 19:19Speaker 4: I never thought that was the point of that. I
- 19:21Speaker 4: thought he was giving it because it looked like a
- 19:23Speaker 4: little kid watching it on an old TV, which would
- 19:26Speaker 4: have been too old even for Bad Bunny. If it's
- 19:28Speaker 4: supposed to be him when he was young, I don't
- 19:30Speaker 4: know why he was watching it on a 1978 TV.
- 19:31Speaker 4: Because he's not that young. Yeah.
- 19:34Speaker 5: He's not that old.
- 19:34Speaker 4: He's not that old. But that's what I thought. I
- 19:37Speaker 4: thought it was more like aspirational. I didn't even go
- 19:41Speaker 4: to that part. All the symbolism, whatever.
- 19:44Speaker 5: I don't know. Somebody else said it was Elian Gonzalez.
- 19:47Speaker 5: And I was like, that's Cuba. And yeah. Elian is
- 19:51Speaker 5: older than Bad Bunny. Oh, my gosh.
- 19:53Speaker 4: You know, my Elian story.
- 19:55Speaker 5: You got an Elian story.
- 19:57Speaker 4: I have an Elian story. Elian almost kept me from
- 20:01Speaker 4: having a wedding.
- 20:03Speaker 6: Yes.
- 20:04Speaker 4: Because Peter... And my dad, like literally two weeks before
- 20:09Speaker 4: my wedding, got into a political discussion about Elyon. And
- 20:16Speaker 4: to the point where my dad said, called me into
- 20:20Speaker 4: his office, which is a little room in his house,
- 20:22Speaker 4: and was just like, listen, I know all the deposits
- 20:26Speaker 4: have been made. But you, and I was like, dad,
- 20:29Speaker 4: I listened to the conversation. You guys, this is where
- 20:31Speaker 4: I'm like, people get too crazy about things where they
- 20:34Speaker 4: literally think a difference of opinion means a difference in character.
- 20:38Speaker 4: And I don't agree with that. I believe people who
- 20:40Speaker 4: change their mind. I believe there was, there was many
- 20:42Speaker 4: different sides to that story. For anyone that doesn't know, Elyon,
- 20:46Speaker 4: was this horrible story. His mom and he and many
- 20:50Speaker 4: other people escaped Cuba and they, or their boat went
- 20:54Speaker 4: down and they drowned and he was survived in a tube.
- 20:58Speaker 4: And this, these fishermen found him and then they brought
- 21:00Speaker 4: him to his relatives where the mom was headed to go.
- 21:03Speaker 4: And then it became this whole political thing with Cuba
- 21:06Speaker 4: and that Cuba wanted him back with the dad. And
- 21:10Speaker 4: where is it, you know, custody wise? And it was
- 21:12Speaker 4: like a big thing. It was a big, awful thing. And,
- 21:17Speaker 4: but he looked like this kid. He was adorable. I
- 21:21Speaker 4: think he, but I don't think, yeah. So yes. So
- 21:25Speaker 4: there was different stories and different situations, but it was,
- 21:30Speaker 4: you know, I was definitely, I didn't turn away from,
- 21:33Speaker 4: and I certainly wasn't bored. It was good.
- 21:35Speaker 2: Christmas shopping has already started in our house. My daughter
- 21:38Speaker 2: is so organised, already planning Christmas gifts from Macaulay. Hair
- 21:42Speaker 2: care for her aunt and a fab fragrance for her bestie.
- 21:45Speaker 2: But the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. I'm
- 21:47Speaker 2: an early bird, buying one present a week from now
- 21:50Speaker 2: till Christmas, which makes budgeting less stressful. I can buy
- 21:53Speaker 2: in-store or online from Macaulay.ie for home delivery or free
- 21:57Speaker 2: click and collect.
- 21:58Speaker 4: So easy.
- 21:59Speaker 2: Gifts they'll cherish at prices you'll love.
- 22:04Speaker 6: I'm Darman, and this is What Happens Next. Each week
- 22:08Speaker 6: on the show, I sit down with extraordinary people who
- 22:11Speaker 6: have faced tremendous setbacks, and yet somehow have found a
- 22:15Speaker 6: way to turn them into their greatest strengths.
- 22:18Speaker 4: Life is one long lesson of chaos. I'm heading to
- 22:21Speaker 4: the Emmys, and I have police complaints filed against me.
- 22:24Speaker 5: When your free will was about to be taken from you,
- 22:26Speaker 5: what would you do if it was given back?
- 22:29Speaker 6: Where did that need come from, where you thought that
- 22:32Speaker 6: you had to succeed in order to feel loved?
- 22:34Speaker 5: He said, I have a work dad. I need a
- 22:36Speaker 5: home dad. What happens next? When I came in, he
- 22:38Speaker 5: started crying.
- 22:39Speaker 6: Everybody in life encounters hardships. What defines them is not
- 22:44Speaker 6: those hard moments that they go through.
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- 22:50Speaker 4: every day was.
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- 22:59Speaker 6: Only one question matters. What happens next?
- 23:10Speaker 4: Okay, so now, as of today, which we're recording this
- 23:14Speaker 4: on Monday at 11.30 Pacific time, we still don't know
- 23:20Speaker 4: where Savannah Guthrie's mother is.
- 23:24Speaker 5: Explain this story to me.
- 23:27Speaker 4: Okay, let me explain. I'm happy that you're asking. Because
- 23:30Speaker 4: I feel like some people don't realize, not everyone is
- 23:33Speaker 4: also working freelance for the FBI like I am, okay?
- 23:36Speaker 5: Right.
- 23:38Speaker 4: So Savannah Guthrie is, you know, been on the Today Show.
- 23:41Speaker 4: She's very well liked. Though she, you think of her
- 23:44Speaker 4: on the Today Show, she's supposed to go to the Olympics.
- 23:46Speaker 4: You think of her doing light coffee, funny type of stuff.
- 23:50Speaker 4: But she has done hard hitting things. She also interviewed
- 23:54Speaker 4: victims of the Epstein situation years ago. So she was
- 24:00Speaker 4: one of the first people to tackle some hard subjects.
- 24:04Speaker 4: And then it's her mom that gets taken, right? Now,
- 24:07Speaker 4: what happened is the mom... This is what I know
- 24:11Speaker 4: so far, and if I get my facts wrong, I'm sorry,
- 24:14Speaker 4: you guys. It's a part-time job, okay?
- 24:17Speaker 5: She got no sleep, 72 hours. She's working for the
- 24:20Speaker 5: DOJ and the FBI.
- 24:22Speaker 4: So just give me a minute.
- 24:23Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 24:25Speaker 4: But literally, there is no page six stupid juicy scoop
- 24:29Speaker 4: shit to talk about, and I have Ian here, and
- 24:31Speaker 4: he's smart, and I want to talk about it. Okay,
- 24:33Speaker 4: so here we go.
- 24:34Speaker 6: So.
- 24:35Speaker 4: Her mom's 84 last week. Exactly. It was Sunday. It's
- 24:39Speaker 4: been one whole week now. The night before that Saturday, she,
- 24:46Speaker 4: her sister and brother-in-law who live close by in Tucson,
- 24:50Speaker 4: Arizona had her come over for dinner and she came
- 24:54Speaker 4: in an Uber. Then the brother-in-law dropped her off at
- 24:58Speaker 4: the house and didn't walk her in, saw her walk
- 25:00Speaker 4: into her house. Now she is an 84 year old woman,
- 25:02Speaker 4: but she does live alone. She is, sufficient enough to
- 25:06Speaker 4: live alone but she's on medication and all that then
- 25:09Speaker 4: we heard well she didn't go to church and the
- 25:11Speaker 4: parish what i assumed the parish then was like well
- 25:14Speaker 4: this isn't normal because she must be a very devout
- 25:17Speaker 4: christian whatever i just found out yesterday and i hope
- 25:20Speaker 4: this is true because who knows what's real news or
- 25:23Speaker 4: not but the it the church was online So I'm like,
- 25:30Speaker 4: how much was she giving on Zelle every time on
- 25:33Speaker 4: this online that you would be like, why isn't she here?
- 25:36Speaker 4: I'm Catholic. And even if some old lady didn't show
- 25:38Speaker 4: up every Sunday, I think they would not realize for
- 25:42Speaker 4: like a month. I mean, we are not like when
- 25:45Speaker 4: you stop going, nobody from the Catholic church knocks on
- 25:47Speaker 4: your door or calls you.
- 25:48Speaker 5: Nobody misses your contribution.
- 25:49Speaker 4: No, they're just like, what?
- 25:50Speaker 5: Who? Okay. So she wasn't here. I didn't know that.
- 25:53Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 25:53Speaker 4: So this was, this was, so I thought that was
- 25:55Speaker 4: very strange. Mm-hmm. That's pretty hilarious. There are allegedly things
- 26:02Speaker 4: in which this brother-in-law worked for a company that had
- 26:07Speaker 4: something to do, this is all alleged, but pretty, like,
- 26:12Speaker 4: I think it's true, with scrubbing, like, internet stuff years
- 26:17Speaker 4: ago involving the Clintons, okay? Also, there's... rumors that when she, Savannah,
- 26:26Speaker 4: first found out their mom was missing, she called a
- 26:29Speaker 4: senator that she knew in Arizona before going around. Now,
- 26:34Speaker 4: the other thing is she's sitting there with her brother,
- 26:36Speaker 4: who's like a pilot and the sister who's married to
- 26:39Speaker 4: the guy who, which is the last person who saw her.
- 26:42Speaker 4: They're not saying he's a suspect, but everybody's kind of
- 26:45Speaker 4: drawing like what's going on. They've gone back to the
- 26:47Speaker 4: sister and brother-in-law's house just recently. They also were seen
- 26:51Speaker 4: looking in some manhole in the back of the mother's house.
- 26:55Speaker 4: It's just the strangest story of kidnapping this elderly woman
- 26:58Speaker 4: who is the daughter. I mean, I do feel, and
- 27:01Speaker 4: I'm like, this reminds me of the Shakespearean quote that
- 27:05Speaker 4: was actually my quote when I graduated from high school.
- 27:07Speaker 5: How do we know this is a kidnapping? Is there
- 27:08Speaker 5: a ransom note?
- 27:09Speaker 4: There were ransom notes, but then they said the ransom
- 27:12Speaker 4: notes weren't real. Then another note came. First, they debunked
- 27:16Speaker 4: the ones that were sent to TMZ that was like,
- 27:18Speaker 4: I want Bitcoin and this and that.
- 27:20Speaker 5: Oh, so somebody just messed it around.
- 27:21Speaker 6: Yes.
- 27:22Speaker 5: Then.
- 27:23Speaker 4: Just Saturday night, they, oh, I was going to say
- 27:26Speaker 4: the quote that Shakespeare said was, all the world's a
- 27:29Speaker 4: stage and men and women are mere actors in it.
- 27:32Speaker 4: I have never felt that that quote from Shakespeare and
- 27:35Speaker 4: what I chose for my high school yearbook is more
- 27:37Speaker 4: relevant to this last week of our lives than I
- 27:41Speaker 4: have ever seen. Because I'm like, this is the weirdest story.
- 27:44Speaker 4: And then she doesn't get to go to the Olympics.
- 27:46Speaker 1: Right.
- 27:47Speaker 5: To work the Olympics.
- 27:48Speaker 4: To work the Olympics. And so this.
- 27:51Speaker 5: Who went in her place?
- 27:53Speaker 4: This other girl that then did a really weird thing too.
- 27:56Speaker 4: She said something like, we are all.
- 27:58Speaker 5: Could she be responsible?
- 27:59Speaker 4: I mean, I know. I was like, who.
- 28:01Speaker 5: I'm just throwing stuff out there.
- 28:02Speaker 4: People need parts. People need jobs.
- 28:04Speaker 5: People need gigs. You said all the world is a stage, right?
- 28:06Speaker 5: And all the people are just... Somebody needed to host
- 28:08Speaker 5: the Olympics.
- 28:09Speaker 4: She said a weird thing where she's like, we are
- 28:11Speaker 4: praying for Savannah. We are your family. We are Legion.
- 28:15Speaker 4: And someone's like, legion what the hell does that mean
- 28:18Speaker 4: so the first time that they sat down and savannah
- 28:21Speaker 4: talked about it she said our mother is kind she
- 28:26Speaker 4: is full of knowledge just talk to her and you'll
- 28:28Speaker 4: know that she's something like that and then someone pulled
- 28:31Speaker 4: up the exact same line that was in silence of
- 28:34Speaker 4: the lambs okay but in doing more research.
- 28:40Speaker 5: So the mom is in a well somewhere I don't know.
- 28:43Speaker 4: Right, because Silence of the Lambs. But the thing about
- 28:47Speaker 4: that is Silence of the Lambs, that script was written
- 28:51Speaker 4: working very closely with FBI agents, and those are the
- 28:55Speaker 4: things that they do tell people to use when someone's
- 28:59Speaker 4: kidnapped to.
- 29:02Speaker 4: Humanize the victim. Um, and then the next thing that
- 29:05Speaker 4: she said, so I don't think they stole it from science.
- 29:08Speaker 4: I think that's FBI training them. And then the other
- 29:12Speaker 4: part is she's sitting there just two days ago and
- 29:14Speaker 4: she's like, we have heard you and we want to
- 29:17Speaker 4: celebrate with our mother. So just, we will pay, like
- 29:24Speaker 4: we will give you the money. And then people like celebrate.
- 29:27Speaker 4: Do they think that she is not with us anymore?
- 29:29Speaker 4: And they just, want the body. But then the other
- 29:33Speaker 4: part is that you want to give the kidnapper, um,
- 29:37Speaker 4: placate his ego and or she her ego and say
- 29:41Speaker 4: you know we'll do it.
- 29:42Speaker 5: Could be she with equal opportunity oh yeah a woman
- 29:46Speaker 5: could be capable of this.
- 29:47Speaker 4: Women are capable of horrible shit yeah and so like
- 29:50Speaker 4: yeah so then it's like we will um you know
- 29:54Speaker 4: do whatever you say and get and make that The
- 29:58Speaker 4: ego of the person or they'll screw up. The other
- 30:01Speaker 4: thing is they know who it is, but they're not
- 30:03Speaker 4: going to tell us.
- 30:05Speaker 5: Why not?
- 30:06Speaker 4: Because if they do think it's like a family member
- 30:08Speaker 4: or somebody close to her, I mean, it could have been.
- 30:11Speaker 4: an air conditioning guy that came six months ago that
- 30:13Speaker 4: got this weird idea in his head has been working
- 30:15Speaker 4: on it with some other like Keystone, whatever, Keystone cops.
- 30:20Speaker 4: What do you call it? Like a bungly burglar, like
- 30:22Speaker 4: people that are not sophisticated that thought of this weird
- 30:25Speaker 4: idea and was like, do you know that the lady
- 30:27Speaker 4: who's on the news every day, her mom lives in
- 30:30Speaker 4: this house and like, Oh, I got an idea. I
- 30:33Speaker 4: don't know. It's like, or it's, a really elevated, sophisticated
- 30:39Speaker 4: situation that touches on corners of the world and corruption
- 30:44Speaker 4: and Epstein files and all that, that we can't even think.
- 30:47Speaker 5: What does this 84 year, on the second point.
- 30:50Speaker 4: Yes.
- 30:51Speaker 5: Like, why do you think this 84 year old woman
- 30:54Speaker 5: is so linked to?
- 30:56Speaker 4: I think it's all about Savannah.
- 30:58Speaker 5: Savannah?
- 30:58Speaker 4: The mother, daughter. I think it's all about Savannah.
- 31:00Speaker 5: What's your suspicions about Savannah that you feel like, like,
- 31:05Speaker 5: First of all, this is horrific.
- 31:05Speaker 4: I don't know.
- 31:06Speaker 3: I can't.
- 31:07Speaker 5: I don't believe the lady.
- 31:09Speaker 4: I don't really have a theory anymore. I've changed so
- 31:11Speaker 4: many times. First, I just thought it was a weird
- 31:12Speaker 4: guy that lived down the street that was entitled that
- 31:15Speaker 4: was like, oh my God, you know, I haven't made
- 31:19Speaker 4: it in life and I'm going to nicely kidnap this
- 31:22Speaker 4: woman and I'm going to get Bitcoin money from this
- 31:25Speaker 4: rich woman that my mom watches every day on the
- 31:27Speaker 4: Today Show. That's what I first thought. Now I'm like,
- 31:32Speaker 4: I know that they, they do try to keep the, like,
- 31:36Speaker 4: like with like, um, in other crimes and stuff where they,
- 31:40Speaker 4: they knew who it was, whether it was Coburger or
- 31:43Speaker 4: whatever with the Idaho four, they knew it was him
- 31:45Speaker 4: for a while before they let us know. They had
- 31:48Speaker 4: to like get all their ducks in a row so
- 31:49Speaker 4: that when they do arrest him and they go to trial,
- 31:53Speaker 4: they have a six, they can win. So, and then
- 31:56Speaker 4: they also, if they think it's a family member, they
- 31:58Speaker 4: think it's in a normal case, like a husband killing
- 32:00Speaker 4: a wife, whatever they want to, um, not let the
- 32:05Speaker 4: person think that they're a suspect so that they kind
- 32:08Speaker 4: of get relaxed and might make more clues or, or
- 32:11Speaker 4: like incriminate themselves or whatever.
- 32:14Speaker 5: So. Is this what your FBI training?
- 32:17Speaker 4: That is my FBI training, but my, but my problem
- 32:21Speaker 4: is that I don't have, I don't, I wouldn't be,
- 32:25Speaker 4: you know, gambling is such a big part. I'm sure
- 32:27Speaker 4: there's some sick gambling thing on this, but I don't
- 32:30Speaker 4: know what, I believe, I don't know what I believe.
- 32:33Speaker 4: I don't know what it is. I feel horrible for
- 32:35Speaker 4: this woman and I have horrible for her family. And
- 32:38Speaker 4: it's a very bizarre thing. And it makes me think,
- 32:41Speaker 4: are more people going to think to kidnap elderly people from,
- 32:46Speaker 4: you know, Oh, and also she didn't pay for the
- 32:49Speaker 4: subscription for her, uh, ring cameras. So they don't have
- 32:54Speaker 4: the footage that would like go up to the iCloud
- 32:55Speaker 4: or whatever. And they can find it.
- 32:57Speaker 5: Ring camera move. To be like, hey, man, this is
- 33:00Speaker 5: why you got to pay for your subscription.
- 33:01Speaker 4: Yes, but also there's these people now that are stealing
- 33:03Speaker 4: cars and things like in the Valley where they can
- 33:05Speaker 4: go and they have the technology to turn off the
- 33:09Speaker 4: ring camp. Oh, and they also said people said that
- 33:11Speaker 4: night a couple of people were up late at night
- 33:13Speaker 4: and their Wi-Fi went out on the street. So they
- 33:16Speaker 4: think so. So there was a specific sophistication that came
- 33:18Speaker 4: where they turn off something, you know, and then took
- 33:23Speaker 4: her out. And yeah.
- 33:25Speaker 5: So what's up with everybody else's? Ring cameras on the
- 33:29Speaker 5: houses and on the street because they should be able
- 33:31Speaker 5: to pick up any vehicle that could come to– if
- 33:34Speaker 5: she lives on a street.
- 33:35Speaker 4: Where– My understanding is it all went down.
- 33:38Speaker 5: It all went down? Yeah, there's no video– This is
- 33:41Speaker 5: an Epstein-style paper.
- 33:42Speaker 4: That's what I'm saying. So then we just dropped– so
- 33:46Speaker 4: they dropped the whole thing. The DOG dropped the $ 300
- 33:48Speaker 4: million bill. things and I talked about it last week
- 33:55Speaker 4: and I was a little bit lighter about it because
- 33:57Speaker 4: I was like well this is overwhelming I don't know
- 33:59Speaker 4: I mean is anyone being arrested to this day the
- 34:02Speaker 4: only person doing any time for all these horrific crimes
- 34:04Speaker 4: is of course a woman and she's a piece of
- 34:06Speaker 4: shit but Gislaine is the only one in prison okay
- 34:08Speaker 4: so and people wrote me and they're like you don't
- 34:11Speaker 4: know what you're talking about like it's so much worse
- 34:13Speaker 4: than you think okay fine so then I got sucked
- 34:16Speaker 4: in and oh my god they are right it is
- 34:19Speaker 4: so much worse.
- 34:20Speaker 5: Tell me what you know I've been watching some things
- 34:23Speaker 5: with Tim, because it's not being talked about on mainstream media.
- 34:26Speaker 4: Nobody will talk about it on mainstream media because it
- 34:28Speaker 4: is so bad. And then I'm like, well, why did
- 34:31Speaker 4: they drop this to us? So that, you know, hundreds
- 34:34Speaker 4: of TikTokers can spend, you know, every day of their
- 34:38Speaker 4: lives and myself included, Picking it out and pulling it
- 34:41Speaker 4: together and showing that this woman is married to this
- 34:44Speaker 4: hedge fund person. She once dated Jeffrey Epstein. She wrote
- 34:47Speaker 4: an email saying where her daughter was going to camp
- 34:50Speaker 4: and what cabin she was in. Dear Jeffrey, go see it.
- 34:52Speaker 4: Sun Yi is writing to Jeffrey Epstein, who's married to
- 34:55Speaker 4: Woody Allen. Like, you drop this on our lap. Nobody
- 34:59Speaker 4: else is getting arrested.
- 35:01Speaker 5: Mm-hmm.
- 35:02Speaker 4: I feel like we just worked on a big project,
- 35:06Speaker 4: and now we found out it doesn't go towards our
- 35:08Speaker 4: final grade. Like, fuck you. Like, why are you doing this?
- 35:13Speaker 4: Or is the bigger picture, we're going to dump it
- 35:16Speaker 4: on your lap, you're going to see how sick the
- 35:18Speaker 4: world is, you're going to see how it's run, you're
- 35:20Speaker 4: going to figure it out, and nothing's going to get done,
- 35:23Speaker 4: and then therefore... You'll give up and.
- 35:26Speaker 5: Know that we're powerless. That'll be a big relief to
- 35:29Speaker 5: the people in power. Oh, now we really can get
- 35:33Speaker 5: away with stuff because they didn't do anything. But the
- 35:36Speaker 5: reason why they didn't do anything because we're the people
- 35:38Speaker 5: that could do anything. Right. And we're not going to
- 35:40Speaker 5: do anything about it.
- 35:40Speaker 4: Right. So what were we.
- 35:42Speaker 5: Afraid of all this time? Now we could just do stuff.
- 35:46Speaker 4: Exactly. That's why I think they dropped it. So you
- 35:50Speaker 4: had all this. And the only person you got was
- 35:53Speaker 4: the girl that was... procuring other women, and I know
- 35:57Speaker 4: she did horrible things, and girls, you know, under 18,
- 36:02Speaker 4: definitely kids, to go do this stuff. She's the only
- 36:06Speaker 4: one in prison, not any of these people that were
- 36:09Speaker 4: actually going and doing the sick stuff. And then going deeper,
- 36:15Speaker 4: it's not like this was the only sick ring that
- 36:18Speaker 4: was happening. There's been stories and everything that's been going
- 36:22Speaker 4: on For decades. But people don't want to hear it
- 36:26Speaker 4: and they want to think, oh, I'll tell you right now,
- 36:30Speaker 4: Pizzagate is real. It's 100% real. Remember the Pizzagate?
- 36:33Speaker 5: Because pizza is a key term.
- 36:35Speaker 4: It's in it 1,000 times.
- 36:36Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, pizza is a key term.
- 36:38Speaker 4: And I have never... These emails and the code words,
- 36:42Speaker 4: cheese is girl, pasta is young boy, pizza, pizza, pizza. Like, oh,
- 36:47Speaker 4: we had a great shipment.
- 36:48Speaker 5: These people have terrible codes. Like, if you have a code,
- 36:51Speaker 5: you ain't supposed to be able to break it. Everybody
- 36:54Speaker 5: knows what it is.
- 36:56Speaker 4: I mean, I do feel bad for the few people that, like...
- 37:00Speaker 4: are like, well, don't suck me into this because I
- 37:02Speaker 4: was excited about my wood burning pizza oven back in
- 37:05Speaker 4: 2008 when I got my Tuscan house in Calabasas. Like that,
- 37:09Speaker 4: I really was just saying I liked making my own pizza.
- 37:11Speaker 4: I just don't know why anybody would email about pizza.
- 37:14Speaker 4: Like my whole life, I've never emailed about pizza. And
- 37:17Speaker 4: why doesn't someone just pick up a phone? Like if
- 37:19Speaker 4: I'm doing some sick shit, and even now I'm like,
- 37:23Speaker 4: you'll die when I tell you what someone told me.
- 37:25Speaker 4: And they're like, what? And I'm like, call me.
- 37:27Speaker 5: Right.
- 37:27Speaker 6: I'm not.
- 37:28Speaker 4: Like, I've learned my... Don't text me this, yeah. Yeah,
- 37:32Speaker 4: let's not even text. Like, you know.
- 37:35Speaker 5: Get on your burner phone and turn on some music.
- 37:40Speaker 4: I mean, this is just.
- 37:41Speaker 5: And talk to me. Turn on your stereo and talk
- 37:44Speaker 5: to me over the phone and we'll yell over the
- 37:47Speaker 5: Bad Bunny album what this thing is you can't tell me.
- 37:51Speaker 5: It's wild. Like, I've been, like... watching stuff for a while.
- 37:57Speaker 5: And like when, when you just said about like, nobody's
- 38:00Speaker 5: doing anything, there's so many documentaries that expose people that
- 38:06Speaker 5: I've watched over the years or just like how bad
- 38:10Speaker 5: certain segments of politics is and nothing gets done after
- 38:16Speaker 5: it's just a documentary gets made. And we were like,
- 38:19Speaker 5: I knew it.
- 38:20Speaker 4: And everyone's outraged for six to seven days.
- 38:25Speaker 5: Right.
- 38:26Speaker 4: And then there's a new one.
- 38:27Speaker 5: There's a new one and then it passes.
- 38:28Speaker 4: No one gives a shit about Tiger King, do they?
- 38:30Speaker 5: Right.
- 38:30Speaker 4: Or that girl riding her bike around. Remember that? That
- 38:33Speaker 4: time of COVID? Don't you remember the Tiger King story?
- 38:36Speaker 5: The Tiger King, yeah.
- 38:37Speaker 4: Like that was such a big thing. Everyone's talking about like, oh,
- 38:40Speaker 4: you know, who was keeping the tigers and this guy
- 38:43Speaker 4: that was supposedly murdered. And then it's like, yeah, that's
- 38:46Speaker 4: the thing. That's like what, like we were... There were
- 38:49Speaker 4: aliens and then there were drones in New Jersey. Oh, yeah,
- 38:52Speaker 4: what about the aliens? Yeah, like we just have to just,
- 38:54Speaker 4: and it's just constant. And then you're like, I guess
- 38:59Speaker 4: this is it. Like, I don't know. It's insane. And
- 39:04Speaker 4: I do feel like, because I was like, well, why
- 39:07Speaker 4: did they make this available to everybody? Everybody can go
- 39:10Speaker 4: to this place. justice.gov thing and look at everything if
- 39:14Speaker 4: you want now it's all black like a lot of
- 39:16Speaker 4: it's blacked out so you're like okay so you're protecting
- 39:20Speaker 4: this guy whoever that is what's the site it's like
- 39:23Speaker 4: the justice whatever government just if you just go like
- 39:26Speaker 4: i want to if you want to say hey what
- 39:29Speaker 4: is is uh jay-z's mention in the epstein files okay
- 39:33Speaker 4: what is it it's um they took a report of
- 39:38Speaker 4: a young girl Who tells a horrible story of being,
- 39:44Speaker 4: you know, trafficked by him and other people.
- 39:47Speaker 5: By him? Mm-hmm.
- 39:48Speaker 4: They name him. But, you know, so then I assume
- 39:53Speaker 4: they did or didn't check it out and realized there
- 39:58Speaker 4: just wasn't enough there to go and prosecute.
- 40:01Speaker 5: Because it's just her word. Yeah.
- 40:03Speaker 4: But I mean, I don't know. So there's those kind
- 40:06Speaker 4: of things. And they didn't go to the Grammys, but
- 40:07Speaker 4: then they did go to the Super Bowl.
- 40:09Speaker 5: It was at the Super Bowl because he books the
- 40:10Speaker 5: Super Bowl. Right. Yeah.
- 40:12Speaker 4: And so and then people want to make all these
- 40:15Speaker 4: weird connections. And yeah, I mean, it's the slid. Listen,
- 40:19Speaker 4: I I don't know, but I'm not in them. You're
- 40:25Speaker 4: not in them. Some people are innocently just mentioned in them.
- 40:30Speaker 5: Right.
- 40:31Speaker 4: And then those get articles, and then you read the articles,
- 40:33Speaker 4: and you're like, oh, he just wanted free tickets to
- 40:35Speaker 4: that person's comedy show. Like, leave them the fuck alone. Like,
- 40:37Speaker 4: it wasn't... You're talking about, like, Rogan? Yeah. Like, there's
- 40:42Speaker 4: over and over and over.
- 40:43Speaker 5: I feel like he wanted to entrap Rogan.
- 40:46Speaker 2: Really?
- 40:46Speaker 4: Wait, were there mentions, or you're just saying they're.
- 40:48Speaker 5: No, Rogan said that he'd sent him, like, somebody... That
- 40:54Speaker 5: knew him, was trying to.
- 40:56Speaker 4: Knew Epstein?
- 40:57Speaker 5: Yeah, was trying to hook Rogan up. But Rogan's like,
- 41:01Speaker 5: I didn't want to meet that guy.
- 41:03Speaker 4: Well, I remember the day that I was at Chelsea
- 41:06Speaker 4: Lately as a writer and Chelsea came back from her
- 41:10Speaker 4: dinner at Epstein's and told us about it. And it
- 41:14Speaker 4: was like around 2010. And at the time... Pre or post-conviction?
- 41:20Speaker 4: It was post-conviction when he got off of just, you know,
- 41:26Speaker 4: his final conviction was very light. It was just soliciting
- 41:30Speaker 4: a minor. And then he got, he just had to
- 41:35Speaker 4: go to the jail on weekends.
- 41:37Speaker 1: Right.
- 41:37Speaker 5: Okay.
- 41:38Speaker 4: And lived in Palm Beach. And that whole thing was
- 41:42Speaker 4: crazy that he got off that much. But yes, he
- 41:45Speaker 4: was convicted and it was in the news because back
- 41:46Speaker 4: then he was a big name as well. So I
- 41:50Speaker 4: remember going, isn't that the guy that like is like
- 41:53Speaker 4: a pedo or whatever? And she was like, yeah. She goes,
- 41:58Speaker 4: I didn't know that, you know, like, but she was
- 42:01Speaker 4: friendly with Katie Couric because Katie Couric was dating Tom Warner,
- 42:06Speaker 4: who is a big producer and owns or still does.
- 42:09Speaker 4: I don't know if he owns the Boston baseball team.
- 42:11Speaker 4: And they were a couple after her husband passed. And
- 42:14Speaker 4: so then Chelsea had to deal with Tom. And so
- 42:18Speaker 4: Katie invited her to the dinner. They went to the townhome.
- 42:23Speaker 4: And she said it was she she said. And right
- 42:28Speaker 4: then she said this joke, which I think was a joke.
- 42:31Speaker 4: I don't know that she really said it, but she
- 42:33Speaker 4: said she sat next to Woody Allen and Sunyi. And
- 42:37Speaker 4: she said, now remind me, how did you two meet?
- 42:39Speaker 4: And Woody laughed and whatever. It's a very dark subject,
- 42:43Speaker 4: but it was a funny thing. And also, we thought
- 42:48Speaker 4: he was a creep and that he was convicted. But
- 42:50Speaker 4: people didn't, I don't think, really understand what that case
- 42:55Speaker 4: was about until recent years. Until the girls came forward
- 42:59Speaker 4: and told how they... lived across the tracks and, you know,
- 43:05Speaker 4: were doing this because they were, you know, recruited and
- 43:08Speaker 4: desperate and all this other stuff.
- 43:09Speaker 5: I really didn't know about him until the pandemic.
- 43:11Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 43:12Speaker 5: Like when that documentary came on, I think Netflix about it.
- 43:17Speaker 5: And then he was already in prison.
- 43:20Speaker 4: I was on a cruise ship. That we took a
- 43:23Speaker 4: little trip around the Virgin Islands, like a day trip
- 43:27Speaker 4: in the Caribbean. And there was this guy who was
- 43:31Speaker 4: the guide and, you know, very good, articulate, you know,
- 43:37Speaker 4: black guy, very knowledgeable of the islands and everything. And
- 43:42Speaker 4: it was after that, but it would have been before COVID.
- 43:46Speaker 5: Okay.
- 43:46Speaker 4: So it was like 2000, whatever, 18, 19. And he's like,
- 43:50Speaker 4: and this is Jeffrey Epstein's island and you can look
- 43:54Speaker 4: that up and everything. And I'm like, he was, I'm
- 43:57Speaker 4: like on the boat with my kids. He was a pedo.
- 44:01Speaker 4: And then he's, and I'm like filming and he's like, don't,
- 44:03Speaker 4: don't film me saying, even mentioning that. And I go, okay.
- 44:06Speaker 4: So like I deleted it. And cause he worked around
- 44:09Speaker 4: the islands. And at that point he had not been
- 44:13Speaker 4: arrested again. He was currently doing that shit in 2000,
- 44:20Speaker 4: whatever it was, 18, 19. And then Katie Couric wrote
- 44:24Speaker 4: about it in her book, got ahead of it. Yes,
- 44:26Speaker 4: I went to the party. Yes, you know. Did she know?
- 44:31Speaker 5: What would she say?
- 44:31Speaker 4: Of course she's in the news. She knew what he did.
- 44:34Speaker 4: But I think in their defense, in the mainstream media,
- 44:39Speaker 4: it was watered down completely. And his defense was like,
- 44:44Speaker 4: he thought these girls were of age and they were not.
- 44:48Speaker 4: And then he had the most powerful, you know, team
- 44:51Speaker 4: defending him.
- 44:52Speaker 5: It's just so funny that, Katie Couric, a news person,
- 44:55Speaker 5: didn't investigate it.
- 44:57Speaker 4: I mean, yeah, it's pretty hypocritical. I mean, listen, you know,
- 45:00Speaker 4: but being like, hey, you're in New York. Would you
- 45:03Speaker 4: want to come to this great dinner party? There's going
- 45:04Speaker 4: to be a lot of elite people there. And, you know,
- 45:07Speaker 4: when people went to that town hall, yes, it was
- 45:09Speaker 4: all the weird art. You know, there's like some pain.
- 45:12Speaker 5: But they're around so many weird people.
- 45:14Speaker 4: Right.
- 45:14Speaker 5: Like this is like, yeah.
- 45:17Speaker 4: And all the people that have been trying to tell us,
- 45:19Speaker 4: And they're like, you're crazy. You know, like they, da, da, da, da,
- 45:23Speaker 4: they do this, you know.
- 45:24Speaker 5: Yeah, we all thought people, a lot of people were
- 45:25Speaker 5: crazy and wrote them off and probably didn't like exercise
- 45:29Speaker 5: them from our lives.
- 45:31Speaker 6: Yes.
- 45:31Speaker 5: Like everybody's like had a touch point with a, person
- 45:34Speaker 5: that we've considered a conspiracy theorist.
- 45:37Speaker 4: I've been accused of it, just been talking about it
- 45:39Speaker 4: over the last 10 years, because I talked about Balenciaga,
- 45:42Speaker 4: because I talked about this, and then I was like, fine,
- 45:44Speaker 4: I won't talk about anything, and now I'm like, no,
- 45:46Speaker 4: I'm sorry, these people were right, and I was right,
- 45:49Speaker 4: and there were these things.
- 45:50Speaker 5: The QAnon guys, the two QAnon guys might be.
- 45:52Speaker 4: Kind of right about this shit. They probably were following
- 45:55Speaker 4: weird stuff like this for years and put it all together. I...
- 46:00Speaker 4: I don't know. I mean, it is just, I will
- 46:04Speaker 4: move on, but it is really dark. I don't, I
- 46:08Speaker 4: honestly don't suggest anybody go do what I've been doing.
- 46:11Speaker 4: It's like, it's awful. But at the same time, I
- 46:14Speaker 4: want people to know about it.
- 46:15Speaker 5: Did you read it?
- 46:17Speaker 4: I watched the work of a lot of other people
- 46:19Speaker 4: and then I did go And if I saw a
- 46:21Speaker 4: video that I was like, is this AI? Is this true?
- 46:24Speaker 4: Then I would like go do my own research.
- 46:26Speaker 5: You saw videos too?
- 46:27Speaker 6: Yes.
- 46:28Speaker 4: Videos from the camera roll. So it's his camera roll.
- 46:31Speaker 4: Is it on TikTok or where?
- 46:34Speaker 5: Oh, yeah.
- 46:34Speaker 4: If you just go to TikTok and just write like, Just,
- 46:37Speaker 4: you know, Epstein files, theories, conspiracy, whatever.
- 46:39Speaker 1: Okay.
- 46:40Speaker 4: And then people put a lot of things together. But
- 46:42Speaker 4: then sometimes I'll see something and I'll go a little
- 46:45Speaker 4: deeper and I'm like, actually, that video is from a
- 46:47Speaker 4: whole different thing that somebody picked up to get the views.
- 46:51Speaker 4: So I'm not someone that says everything I see by these,
- 46:55Speaker 4: you know, internet journalists are true. But literally nobody else...
- 47:00Speaker 4: is doing anything about it because it's all connected.
- 47:03Speaker 5: So the mainstream media who are doing, going through the
- 47:06Speaker 5: files and it's, it's funny. It's like, uh, when the DOJ,
- 47:12Speaker 5: I think it was a DOJ dropped the prison video
- 47:17Speaker 5: of the 13 hours.
- 47:19Speaker 4: Of when he had quote unquote ended his life.
- 47:22Speaker 5: He ended his life and they just show people watch
- 47:24Speaker 5: that shit.
- 47:25Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 47:26Speaker 5: Like the whole thing and found out like.
- 47:29Speaker 4: Oh, it went down for like 60 seconds.
- 47:32Speaker 5: Yeah, like a minute was missing. For people to watch it,
- 47:36Speaker 5: I was like, they should get the jobs of the
- 47:38Speaker 5: prison guards who didn't watch him that night. Because these
- 47:42Speaker 5: people will do, they were doing.
- 47:43Speaker 4: This for free. And those two stories are that they
- 47:46Speaker 4: were asleep. A lot of people feel that what we
- 47:50Speaker 4: saw come out of the prison is not him, that
- 47:52Speaker 4: his profile is different. I never thought he was dead. OK, well,
- 47:55Speaker 4: now this is this was kind of funny. I will
- 47:57Speaker 4: give this the dude humor report. They said FBI arrest
- 48:00Speaker 4: black rectangle after it appears over six million times in
- 48:03Speaker 4: the Epstein file because this is what it looks like.
- 48:06Speaker 4: They put a black squares over all these people. This
- 48:10Speaker 4: was another person brought this up. L truth seeker. She
- 48:14Speaker 4: remembered an episode from Dr. Phil, and where Dr. Phil
- 48:19Speaker 4: interviewed a girl named— that went by Kendall— about her horrific stories
- 48:24Speaker 4: about being on an island and being hunted and the
- 48:28Speaker 4: elites and everything. And everything in this episode goes with
- 48:31Speaker 4: what we are now seeing in the— Okay, and then
- 48:35Speaker 4: this is one of the photos that they think is him,
- 48:40Speaker 4: but then people are like, why would he be wearing
- 48:42Speaker 4: a dirty shirt like that? I saw a different one
- 48:44Speaker 4: where he was, like, nicely dressed, but other people feel
- 48:48Speaker 4: that this is a complete AI video of him with
- 48:52Speaker 4: what appears to be bodyguards in Israel. So they're trying
- 48:56Speaker 4: to say he's in Israel, and this is him.
- 49:02Speaker 4: I don't believe he'd be walking around. I think that
- 49:05Speaker 4: someone's dropping this to distract us and get us focused
- 49:09Speaker 4: on he's alive or not. Who cares if he's alive?
- 49:12Speaker 4: Like there's so many other people that are guilty of shit.
- 49:15Speaker 5: I care if he's alive because I want to be right.
- 49:17Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 49:17Speaker 5: Okay.
- 49:18Speaker 3: All right.
- 49:18Speaker 4: Okay. Good point. Yeah. this one, Vision for the Blind,
- 49:21Speaker 4: this one comes JFK Jr., which his show is coming
- 49:26Speaker 4: out on Valentine's Day, Ryan Murphy, about his love affair
- 49:30Speaker 4: with Caroline, which I'm excited to see. In 1998, a
- 49:34Speaker 4: clip of JFK Jr. on Jay Leno's show, where he
- 49:37Speaker 4: reads a poem written by nine-year-old Monica Lewinsky about being
- 49:40Speaker 4: eaten like a slice of pizza. So he goes, oh,
- 49:45Speaker 4: someone sent this in to us. Now, this could also
- 49:47Speaker 4: not be true. Someone could have sent it in to them,
- 49:50Speaker 4: and those people made it up. That at a time,
- 49:53Speaker 4: Monica Lewinsky, and again, this whole thing could be fake.
- 49:55Speaker 4: I don't know. But at a time, Monica Lewinsky, as
- 49:58Speaker 4: a nine-year-old, wrote a fun kid poem about pizza. And
- 50:03Speaker 4: then in this, he comes off badly, and so does Jay,
- 50:07Speaker 4: because they're like, oh, it's interesting when someone knows their
- 50:10Speaker 4: career path at nine. And again, let's all remind ourselves
- 50:14Speaker 4: now that this girl, it was her first job out
- 50:17Speaker 4: of college. She was 21 years old and the president
- 50:20Speaker 4: of the United States had an affair with her, but
- 50:24Speaker 4: you know, but, but we were all making jokes. I mean,
- 50:27Speaker 4: the day that story broke at Keenan, I remember there
- 50:32Speaker 4: was a comedian, I forgot her name, but she looked
- 50:35Speaker 4: like her. And I was like, And another comedian said
- 50:37Speaker 4: to me, like, oh, we got to get Penny. Her
- 50:39Speaker 4: name was Penny. We have to get Penny Wiggins to
- 50:42Speaker 4: be Monica right now. And she, like, got the hat,
- 50:45Speaker 4: the beret, and was, like, running around just hoping to
- 50:49Speaker 4: get some work.
- 50:49Speaker 5: I'm sure SNL did sketches. Everybody did sketches.
- 50:51Speaker 4: Everybody did sketches. Everybody did sketches. Now, this is crazy.
- 50:56Speaker 4: Do you remember Trevor Moore, the comedian? Trevor Moore was
- 51:00Speaker 4: a comedian. And remember the Whitest Kids You Know sketch show?
- 51:04Speaker 5: Yeah.
- 51:06Speaker 4: He did a sketch on this show that's, again, someone
- 51:09Speaker 4: remembered from Hustle is the person that was him making,
- 51:16Speaker 4: like finally making it in Hollywood. And he goes and
- 51:19Speaker 4: meets like the masked people and people are going back
- 51:23Speaker 4: and watching Eyes Wide Shut. And putting it all together
- 51:27Speaker 4: and all this stuff that we just thought was like
- 51:30Speaker 4: Illuminati and the triangle and all that kind of like, Oh,
- 51:32Speaker 4: come on, shut up. Like it's nothing. Or they're just
- 51:35Speaker 4: playing with us or Jim Carrey's just joking. Now everyone's like, no,
- 51:41Speaker 4: maybe this I'm like, but then I'm always like, really?
- 51:44Speaker 4: So then like you finally get to a level of
- 51:47Speaker 4: stardom and they're like, come over here. Like, and that's
- 51:49Speaker 4: basically what this is.
- 51:50Speaker 5: You get to a level of stardom and it's all Scientology.
- 51:55Speaker 5: You know what I mean? As far as like the
- 51:58Speaker 5: crazy part of science.
- 51:59Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 52:00Speaker 4: Of what it is. I don't know. And so like
- 52:02Speaker 4: in this sketch, a young guy comes and they're like, okay,
- 52:06Speaker 4: we're going to do this and blackmail you. We're going
- 52:08Speaker 4: to have to, you're going to have to, we're going
- 52:10Speaker 4: to film you with, I mean, he says it all.
- 52:12Speaker 4: We're going to film you with a minor and use
- 52:14Speaker 4: it so that you do what we say. And he
- 52:15Speaker 4: literally says everything that's been done. And this was done
- 52:18Speaker 4: like 10 years ago.
- 52:19Speaker 5: I lost track. And this is a sketch?
- 52:21Speaker 4: This was a sketch that he did and put on,
- 52:24Speaker 4: The Whitest Kids You Know sketch show over 10 years ago.
- 52:28Speaker 4: And he died two years ago as a young 40-year-old.
- 52:33Speaker 4: He accidentally fell.
- 52:34Speaker 5: He accidentally fell. Well, sometimes I listen to some, and
- 52:38Speaker 5: this is years ago. Like, I remember listening to this
- 52:41Speaker 5: video on YouTube where this guy, he says, I was
- 52:44Speaker 5: an actor, a young actor with a friend of mine. And,
- 52:50Speaker 5: you know, he invited me to this party. We went
- 52:52Speaker 5: to this party. And, you know, we're young. We're trying
- 52:55Speaker 5: to make it. We're in our early 20s. And the
- 52:59Speaker 5: same type of party, it turned into that. And they
- 53:02Speaker 5: wanted him to do some stuff.
- 53:05Speaker 4: Sexual.
- 53:05Speaker 5: Sexual and blood-like stuff. And he didn't want to do it,
- 53:10Speaker 5: but his friend stayed and did it. And he said
- 53:13Speaker 5: he left Hollywood after. And he never spoke to his
- 53:16Speaker 5: friend again. And his friend was like, nah, what are
- 53:19Speaker 5: you talking about? It wasn't that crazy. And, like, you
- 53:21Speaker 5: just hear these one-offs.
- 53:23Speaker 4: And is the friend successful today in the business?
- 53:28Speaker 5: That thing is so far down in my history, but
- 53:31Speaker 5: sometimes videos like that will pop up. So I'll take
- 53:34Speaker 5: a listen to this. I'm bored of what I normally listen.
- 53:38Speaker 5: I'm bored of listening to past to near-death experience videos.
- 53:44Speaker 5: Let me check something out. This is a close near-death
- 53:47Speaker 5: experience in a sense.
- 53:49Speaker 4: So that's what you like. My favorite thing is, baby
- 53:52Speaker 4: that just gets hearing aids for the first time. I
- 53:56Speaker 4: need to listen to like 10 of those so that
- 53:58Speaker 4: I can get out of this algorithm. Because, you know,
- 54:01Speaker 4: when they're like, hi, honey. Oh my God. It's just,
- 54:06Speaker 4: that's what I need again.
- 54:08Speaker 5: Has any of the babies ever taken their earplugs out
- 54:10Speaker 5: and just be like, I don't want to hear this.
- 54:14Speaker 4: Oh my God. I know. I was like, okay. Same
- 54:18Speaker 4: thing with the Savannah baby. Guthrie mom, like, I wonder
- 54:21Speaker 4: if there's any, like, older women being like, maybe you
- 54:24Speaker 4: better call your mother a little more often. Maybe you
- 54:27Speaker 4: better come around and see me.
- 54:29Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah.
- 54:29Speaker 4: Yeah, you better, you know.
- 54:31Speaker 5: But they just saw her. Right. She was coming from
- 54:34Speaker 5: her house.
- 54:35Speaker 4: Well, I think that's why people are suspicious.
- 54:38Speaker 5: So, like, it's an alibi?
- 54:39Speaker 4: I don't, we'll, I mean, we'll see.
- 54:42Speaker 5: What could Savannah be doing?
- 54:44Speaker 4: Savannah.
- 54:45Speaker 5: Yes, what could Savannah.
- 54:45Speaker 4: I don't think Savannah's doing anything wrong. I think there's
- 54:48Speaker 4: something wrong. Definitely connected to who she is and what
- 54:52Speaker 4: she does as a living.
- 54:53Speaker 5: So you think somebody's trying to hurt Savannah by making
- 54:56Speaker 5: her mom disappear?
- 54:58Speaker 4: Or doing an elaborate scheme. So anything that she, maybe
- 55:02Speaker 4: she was reporting on something else. Maybe she was going
- 55:04Speaker 4: to come out with her own story or podcast or whatever.
- 55:07Speaker 4: And they found out that she was doing it. And
- 55:09Speaker 4: this is like, and then once her mother gets returned
- 55:12Speaker 4: to her, thanks to the FBI, then she will be like,
- 55:17Speaker 4: you know what? I'm just going to talk about J-Lo
- 55:19Speaker 4: from now on.
- 55:20Speaker 5: You think she'll just dump the story?
- 55:22Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 55:23Speaker 5: She won't put it out again?
- 55:24Speaker 4: Maybe that's the elaborate scheme. I don't know. Or it's
- 55:31Speaker 4: a dumb guy or a bad person who just thought
- 55:34Speaker 4: that they could get money. And now it's gone on
- 55:37Speaker 4: so long. Maybe she's not with us. Maybe they don't
- 55:40Speaker 4: know what to do. I don't know.
- 55:41Speaker 5: So we don't think it's the woman who. or the
- 55:44Speaker 5: reporter who replaced her at the Olympics.
- 55:46Speaker 4: Definitely not. If it was a younger girl, I would
- 55:51Speaker 4: be like, oh, this looks highly suspicious. Because I did
- 55:55Speaker 4: think that.
- 55:56Speaker 5: Even if the person's older, it might be even more suspicious.
- 55:59Speaker 5: This might be their last chance to go to the Olympics.
- 56:02Speaker 5: But jokingly, I'm saying that.
- 56:04Speaker 4: And then it's the Olympics. I'm like, okay, I'm supposed
- 56:06Speaker 4: to also watch the Olympics, the Super Bowl.
- 56:08Speaker 5: Would you kidnap somebody to go to the Winter Olympics? Yes.
- 56:13Speaker 5: That's kind of a desperate move right there. Like summer? Yeah, maybe. Winter? Oh,
- 56:20Speaker 5: my God.
- 56:21Speaker 4: My cousin's in the Olympics right now.
- 56:23Speaker 5: Get out.
- 56:24Speaker 4: Yeah. Charlie McAvoy plays for the Bruins, and he's on
- 56:27Speaker 4: the hockey team.
- 56:28Speaker 5: Get out of here. Oh, congrats.
- 56:30Speaker 4: He's adorable. He's so great. I hope they win. So
- 56:34Speaker 4: that I'll have to definitely watch. I always love the
- 56:36Speaker 4: ice skating. Always puts me in a good mood.
- 56:39Speaker 6: But, yeah.
- 56:42Speaker 4: There's certain songs that I hear that I'm like, someone
- 56:44Speaker 4: should do an ice skating routine to this song.
- 56:46Speaker 6: Oh, word.
- 56:47Speaker 5: That's funny. I never thought of a song like that.
- 56:50Speaker 4: There's a couple songs where I imagine the girl going like...
- 56:53Speaker 4: And I'm like, oh. And I've literally said, can someone
- 56:56Speaker 4: ice skate to this song just for me and just
- 56:57Speaker 4: put it on the internet? Because I'm like, I know
- 57:00Speaker 4: exactly what you should be doing. I could choreograph ice skating.
- 57:02Speaker 5: That's hilarious.
- 57:03Speaker 4: I'd like to be an ice skater. I'm somebody who
- 57:05Speaker 4: can't skate. No, I can't skate at all.
- 57:07Speaker 5: You're the top ice skating choreographer that I see.
- 57:13Speaker 4: You know, then long leg out and then fast, fast, fast,
- 57:17Speaker 4: tour all the land. Do a little dance to catch
- 57:21Speaker 4: your breath. Okay. So just, I'm sorry to get weird again,
- 57:30Speaker 4: but again, flawed logic. This was the weirdest 2014 Oscars.
- 57:37Speaker 4: Ellen DeGeneres was the host. So they put this clip
- 57:40Speaker 4: together that I remember it. So it's real. This is
- 57:44Speaker 4: not AI generated. This actually happened because you might remember.
- 57:50Speaker 4: By the way, horrible bit for the Oscars. Why you
- 57:54Speaker 4: need to waste any more time. She does this thing like, oh,
- 57:57Speaker 4: we've been here so long. I'm going to order pizza.
- 58:00Speaker 4: Can we order pizza? Who's going to contribute to the pizza?
- 58:03Speaker 4: And she goes to Harvey Weinstein and he gives her $ 200.
- 58:07Speaker 4: And then Kevin Spacey contributes. So they're the only two
- 58:10Speaker 4: that contributed. Then a guy shows up after a couple
- 58:13Speaker 4: more awards with a pizza. Who wants pizza? That's the bit.
- 58:19Speaker 4: I don't know if it's connected, but it's like the Matrix.
- 58:23Speaker 4: It's doing tricks on us. It's doing tricks on us.
- 58:26Speaker 4: It's so weird.
- 58:27Speaker 5: I think it's all going to drive us crazy. Maybe
- 58:29Speaker 5: that's the plan. Don't you feel crazy?
- 58:31Speaker 4: The plan is to throw away your phone.
- 58:34Speaker 5: I feel crazy.
- 58:35Speaker 4: I feel crazy too, but now I'm like, well, this
- 58:38Speaker 4: is kind of like, this is my job. Like, I
- 58:41Speaker 4: can't stop it. I cannot stop it. I tried to
- 58:43Speaker 4: go to bed last night. I woke up at 1.30, 3.30.
- 58:46Speaker 4: I was like, Heather, and then I was dreaming about it.
- 58:49Speaker 4: And then I'm just like, I don't think you understand
- 58:51Speaker 4: what it's like to be in my brain. It fucking
- 58:54Speaker 4: sucks right now. It's not a good time. And then
- 58:56Speaker 4: of course she, you know, left and then she was,
- 59:00Speaker 4: now she's looking for a new home. So she's coming back, whatever.
- 59:04Speaker 4: There's just so much more. What's this one? This girl
- 59:08Speaker 4: does a great job. Shannon Hill something. I'm sorry, her
- 59:13Speaker 4: name got cut off.
- 59:14Speaker 5: And she's on TikTok or Instagram?
- 59:16Speaker 4: She's both. I mean, I think this is Instagram.
- 59:18Speaker 5: My thing is that I'm not on TikTok, and especially now,
- 59:19Speaker 5: I don't want to get on TikTok.
- 59:20Speaker 4: You don't have to be. All this is on Instagram, okay, people?
- 59:23Speaker 4: You don't need to join the TikTok. You can get
- 59:25Speaker 4: all on Instagram. Most people are on both, and they
- 59:27Speaker 4: put videos on both.
- 59:28Speaker 1: I do.
- 59:28Speaker 4: I do videos. Most of the same videos on both. Anyway,
- 59:33Speaker 4: she let us know there's a girl named Karina Shulak,
- 59:38Speaker 4: who was his girlfriend that he left $ 10 million to. No,
- 59:45Speaker 4: not 10. Like 30 million. It was something. He left
- 59:48Speaker 4: 10 million to his pilot, 30 million to her while
- 59:52Speaker 4: he was in prison. She was the last person that
- 59:54Speaker 4: he talked to. He was going to leave her a
- 59:56Speaker 4: $ 30 million. He was going to marry her. He had
- 59:59Speaker 4: a $ 30 million ring for her, something like that. She,
- 1:00:02Speaker 4: he paid for her to go to dental school. He
- 1:00:04Speaker 4: met her when she was young. She's Eastern European. Cause
- 1:00:06Speaker 4: I've heard her, her talk. She was, there's emails of
- 1:00:10Speaker 4: how he met her through recruitment, recruiting talent is how
- 1:00:15Speaker 4: they say it.
- 1:00:16Speaker 5: And there's.
- 1:00:19Speaker 4: I had Chris Frangelo on the show recently and he goes, yeah,
- 1:00:21Speaker 4: there's a photo of a dentist chair at the island.
- 1:00:25Speaker 4: He goes, that's when I'm like, I'm out. Like, you know,
- 1:00:27Speaker 4: like the dentist chair is because he was learning to
- 1:00:29Speaker 4: be a dentist.
- 1:00:31Speaker 5: Who is she practicing on?
- 1:00:32Speaker 4: Who the fuck knows?
- 1:00:33Speaker 5: You don't need a chair on an island.
- 1:00:36Speaker 4: So she was, he's paid for dental school for her.
- 1:00:38Speaker 4: It goes on and on. So where is.
- 1:00:41Speaker 5: She at now?
- 1:00:43Speaker 4: She's like, we don't know.
- 1:00:45Speaker 5: Where's the pilot?
- 1:00:47Speaker 4: I don't know where the pilot is either.
- 1:00:48Speaker 5: Can they ask the pilot some questions?
- 1:00:50Speaker 4: The only person we know where they are is Ghislaine.
- 1:00:55Speaker 4: And who knows what's going to happen to her now?
- 1:00:58Speaker 5: You know what was weird? Like when they arrested her. Yeah.
- 1:01:03Speaker 5: I was like, why is she here? Like what informed,
- 1:01:08Speaker 5: who gave her the terrible advice for her? If you're
- 1:01:13Speaker 5: a criminal.
- 1:01:15Speaker 4: She was living, like, in a house in the East Coast, right?
- 1:01:18Speaker 4: And she had a husband. And she had a husband.
- 1:01:21Speaker 4: She got married. It was so weird.
- 1:01:23Speaker 5: She could have been somewhere... She came from Europe or
- 1:01:27Speaker 5: wherever she was.
- 1:01:27Speaker 4: Yeah. Her dad mysteriously died, too.
- 1:01:30Speaker 5: Right. And then came here, like, and was here. Because
- 1:01:34Speaker 5: she got arrested, I think, during the pandemic, right? And
- 1:01:37Speaker 5: it's like, if you know the heat is on... Like,
- 1:01:42Speaker 5: that was weird, too.
- 1:01:43Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 1:01:43Speaker 5: So I don't... Like, just from a criminal mind perspective,
- 1:01:48Speaker 5: that was weird. It was like, stay out of the
- 1:01:50Speaker 5: country where you're wanted.
- 1:01:51Speaker 4: There's just so many weird things. There have been so
- 1:01:53Speaker 4: many weird deaths from Anthony Bourdain to, you know, this
- 1:02:02Speaker 4: one I don't think is weird. This one I just,
- 1:02:05Speaker 4: who was the guy from Full House?
- 1:02:08Speaker 5: Full House? Oh, yeah, I know who you're talking about.
- 1:02:11Speaker 4: Saget.
- 1:02:11Speaker 5: Saget, Bob.
- 1:02:13Speaker 4: You know, that was really weird, too. But that one,
- 1:02:16Speaker 4: I think that one, I think he finished his his
- 1:02:21Speaker 4: doing stand up. You know, you never go to bed early.
- 1:02:23Speaker 4: You can never go to bed early. So he was
- 1:02:25Speaker 4: always on a high. I think that he got dizzy
- 1:02:30Speaker 4: and fainted. But being like an ego man then was like,
- 1:02:33Speaker 4: oh my God, I'm so embarrassed as like a six-year-old
- 1:02:35Speaker 4: man that I like fainted. And he didn't realize that-
- 1:02:38Speaker 4: Six-year-old man. Sixty. You know, like a six-year-old man, like
- 1:02:41Speaker 4: I don't want people to know I'm not feeling well.
- 1:02:43Speaker 5: Right.
- 1:02:43Speaker 4: And so then I think he just crawled back into
- 1:02:45Speaker 4: bed when he should have gone to the hospital.
- 1:02:48Speaker 5: Yeah, he probably thought that.
- 1:02:49Speaker 4: That's what I think happened.
- 1:02:51Speaker 5: It's still bizarre. That one's been a tough one for
- 1:02:54Speaker 5: me to grasp.
- 1:02:54Speaker 4: Because, you know, I fainted on stage.
- 1:02:56Speaker 2: Yeah.
- 1:02:57Speaker 4: Yeah, I fainted on stage.
- 1:02:58Speaker 5: Okay.
- 1:02:59Speaker 4: And I'm grateful that I fainted on stage because then
- 1:03:02Speaker 4: I went to the doctors and then they checked everything
- 1:03:04Speaker 4: and I was fine. But I'm thinking like if I
- 1:03:07Speaker 4: wasn't or if there was like bleeding on the brain
- 1:03:10Speaker 4: or whatever, then they would have been able to take
- 1:03:12Speaker 4: care of it. But he probably hit his head and
- 1:03:16Speaker 4: then just was like, all right, I'm just going to
- 1:03:17Speaker 4: go to sleep. That's what I think. I don't think
- 1:03:20Speaker 4: anything sinister happened with him. But then people are like,
- 1:03:23Speaker 4: but those Olsen twins, they– They found a video of
- 1:03:26Speaker 4: them talking about pizza. I'm like, they're five. They can
- 1:03:28Speaker 4: eat pizza. It's like, then, then I, then I stop it.
- 1:03:32Speaker 4: Then I, then I'm like, this is something, this is
- 1:03:34Speaker 4: too far. This is speaking of not great timing, Nick
- 1:03:39Speaker 4: Vial and his wife have a show coming out on
- 1:03:44Speaker 4: Netflix where they land on an Island. And it's about
- 1:03:49Speaker 4: relationships where there's big age gaps and So, and nobody
- 1:03:56Speaker 4: knows what age anyone is. So a guy who's, you know,
- 1:04:01Speaker 4: so pursuing a woman who, you know, is really 52.
- 1:04:05Speaker 4: Maybe she looks 43. Maybe he's 22, but looks 27.
- 1:04:10Speaker 4: And then they date. Are the women older than the men? Both.
- 1:04:14Speaker 4: The women can be older. The men can be older.
- 1:04:16Speaker 4: There's old men, young women, because them as a couple,
- 1:04:19Speaker 4: they have a popular podcast. They're 19 or 20 years apart.
- 1:04:23Speaker 4: And so they're the hosts.
- 1:04:24Speaker 5: Who's older, she or him?
- 1:04:25Speaker 4: He is much older. And he met her when she
- 1:04:30Speaker 4: was like 19 and he was like 40. But they
- 1:04:35Speaker 4: are expecting two and three kids because they were pregnant
- 1:04:37Speaker 4: with twins. And so they were a good host for
- 1:04:40Speaker 4: the idea. But I just feel the timing is probably
- 1:04:45Speaker 4: not the best to pursue large age gaps in romance
- 1:04:48Speaker 4: where you get on a plane and hang out on
- 1:04:50Speaker 4: an island with each other.
- 1:04:51Speaker 5: Okay. Yeah, on an island.
- 1:04:55Speaker 6: Yeah.
- 1:04:55Speaker 5: Yeah. Like Love Island might take a hit after this.
- 1:04:58Speaker 4: Yeah. I mean, my God. This is kind of interesting.
- 1:05:02Speaker 4: So speaking of The Bachelor, the former host of The Bachelor,
- 1:05:06Speaker 4: Chris Harrison, he is back and he's doing a show
- 1:05:09Speaker 4: about traditional dating. I mean, traditional, a dating show for
- 1:05:13Speaker 4: traditional marriage. And so what do people think, you know,
- 1:05:18Speaker 4: is something wrong with traditional? I'm like, I feel like
- 1:05:22Speaker 4: The Bachelor is still traditional marriage. They still are trying
- 1:05:24Speaker 4: to get married. I guess it means not polyamorous, not
- 1:05:29Speaker 4: big age gaps.
- 1:05:30Speaker 5: It's pretty vague.
- 1:05:31Speaker 4: It's pretty vague.
- 1:05:32Speaker 5: And it looks like a 1-800 law commercial that ran
- 1:05:37Speaker 5: during the Super Bowl. Look at this. This is what
- 1:05:41Speaker 5: you'd see on an injury law commercial. What is this?
- 1:05:46Speaker 5: This guy used to host a legit show. It's wild.
- 1:05:51Speaker 4: I mean, I think, you know, it's a good idea
- 1:05:55Speaker 4: for him. I think it's been a long enough time
- 1:05:57Speaker 4: that he has been off the radar and, you know, um,
- 1:06:03Speaker 4: but you know, he's married for the second time. So
- 1:06:07Speaker 4: traditional marriage, I don't know. Like, I think if you're
- 1:06:10Speaker 4: really going to do that, then you should probably be
- 1:06:13Speaker 4: the person that's like still married to your original people.
- 1:06:15Speaker 5: I know in a traditional marriage and it, And nobody
- 1:06:18Speaker 5: gives me shit. And it ain't even that traditional. It is,
- 1:06:20Speaker 5: but it isn't. Because I know the origins of it. Yeah, yeah.
- 1:06:25Speaker 5: And you made it traditional.
- 1:06:27Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, you're right. Yeah, nobody thinks to hire me
- 1:06:31Speaker 4: for anything. Probably because I talk about shit like this.
- 1:06:34Speaker 4: I don't keep my mouth shut like the rest of
- 1:06:36Speaker 4: everyone else in Hollywood. Here you are. I'll cover this up.
- 1:06:41Speaker 4: This is the funniest sketch. So you do these funny
- 1:06:45Speaker 4: sketches every day. With your roommate who's also a hilarious comedian.
- 1:06:49Speaker 4: What's Paul's last name?
- 1:06:51Speaker 5: Elia.
- 1:06:51Speaker 6: Elia.
- 1:06:52Speaker 5: But he just changed recently to Elia. And he told
- 1:06:55Speaker 5: me it was Elia all the time, but he's finding
- 1:06:58Speaker 5: out more about his heritage.
- 1:07:00Speaker 4: Oh, what is his background? Oh, okay.
- 1:07:02Speaker 5: And then, so then it's pronounced a different way.
- 1:07:04Speaker 4: As long as it's not Epstein.
- 1:07:06Speaker 5: Five years, I know, right? It's Epstein. Five years later,
- 1:07:09Speaker 5: he's correcting me like, I'm saying what you told me.
- 1:07:13Speaker 5: And with arrogance, too, like with chess, like it's Aaliyah.
- 1:07:18Speaker 5: But I was saying live for five, we've been making sketches.
- 1:07:23Speaker 4: I've had that happen with certain friends that like we
- 1:07:25Speaker 4: always called them the casual. Like, let's say it's let's
- 1:07:28Speaker 4: say we called it. I'm just thinking of like a
- 1:07:31Speaker 4: simple name, whatever. Elizabeth. and we always called her Liz
- 1:07:36Speaker 4: or Lizzie and I do have a friend like this
- 1:07:38Speaker 4: and she's never done this but I just think of
- 1:07:39Speaker 4: a cut and then it's like you're out hanging out
- 1:07:42Speaker 4: with people what's your name Elizabeth and you're like what
- 1:07:47Speaker 4: are you suddenly now And, but it is still the name.
- 1:07:50Speaker 4: So it's still the name, but yeah, it's okay. So
- 1:07:55Speaker 4: how do you think of the, I mean, I know
- 1:07:56Speaker 4: how you think about these crazy things because you have
- 1:07:59Speaker 4: a very unique brain.
- 1:08:01Speaker 5: Thank you. Thank you.
- 1:08:02Speaker 4: Of a comedy that like someone just go, Oh my God.
- 1:08:06Speaker 4: So in this sketch, you, it's like you have a
- 1:08:09Speaker 4: roommate who's white Syrian and he comes down and he's like, Hey,
- 1:08:15Speaker 4: my girlfriend wants to get on the wifi. Did you
- 1:08:17Speaker 4: change it? And you're like, yeah, I changed it to
- 1:08:19Speaker 4: Paul's Wi-Fi. He's like, okay, what's the passcode? And you say,
- 1:08:27Speaker 4: it's I hate Edward. And he's like, what? And then
- 1:08:32Speaker 4: she's like, babe, what's the password? And he's like, I
- 1:08:35Speaker 4: don't know what to do. I want people to go
- 1:08:40Speaker 4: because the ending is so clever. So now how did
- 1:08:45Speaker 4: you think of that one?
- 1:08:46Speaker 5: I feel like Like, this is... Like, we had the idea, well,
- 1:08:52Speaker 5: I'm always going to antagonize Paul in the sketch. I'm
- 1:08:55Speaker 5: the I'm the nightmare of a roommate. Yeah. So I
- 1:08:59Speaker 5: feel like we got on this track where, um, um,
- 1:09:04Speaker 5: we're going to do this. We're going to, we're going
- 1:09:06Speaker 5: to do this thing, but where I'm going to change
- 1:09:08Speaker 5: it and put him in a position where it's compromising,
- 1:09:12Speaker 5: where he has to yell the password to the woman
- 1:09:16Speaker 5: upstairs that he's dating. But, but then, like Paul came
- 1:09:22Speaker 5: up with the twist at the end.
- 1:09:23Speaker 4: Yeah. That, they're so funny. They're like, oh my God.
- 1:09:30Speaker 4: There's so many funny things that we like came up
- 1:09:32Speaker 4: with back in the day.
- 1:09:34Speaker 5: Oh yeah.
- 1:09:35Speaker 4: By the way, the Waynes are not in the files.
- 1:09:38Speaker 4: I just want you to know that.
- 1:09:40Speaker 5: So they were never really in Hollywood. We're not in
- 1:09:42Speaker 5: the files. We were never really in Hollywood.
- 1:09:43Speaker 4: No, we never really made it. Okay. How do you
- 1:09:47Speaker 4: feel about Kanye and, Bianca. Now he's back saying, I
- 1:09:53Speaker 4: don't feel those awful things that I said in the past.
- 1:09:56Speaker 4: I don't think that slavery is a choice anymore. She's
- 1:10:02Speaker 4: still in the picture, but now she gets to wear
- 1:10:03Speaker 4: more clothes.
- 1:10:05Speaker 5: So he's still dating her? I thought they broke up.
- 1:10:07Speaker 5: I thought they got a divorce.
- 1:10:08Speaker 4: I just thought that she was on the cover of
- 1:10:11Speaker 4: Vogue or one of the Vogues. I don't even know.
- 1:10:15Speaker 4: I don't even know. I feel like Kim just like
- 1:10:19Speaker 4: does her own thing now. And, but I always wonder, like,
- 1:10:24Speaker 4: I am, I have always been curious about the relationship.
- 1:10:26Speaker 4: I've talked about this a lot over the last couple
- 1:10:28Speaker 4: of years. And when she had to walk around and
- 1:10:31Speaker 4: just like nylons or no shoes at Disneyland or like
- 1:10:35Speaker 4: her nips, just like her full tit out at like
- 1:10:37Speaker 4: a sushi bar, I was like, Okay, she must be
- 1:10:42Speaker 4: getting paid like a monthly amount to go along with
- 1:10:44Speaker 4: this weird thing. But now she's kind of gone quiet
- 1:10:48Speaker 4: and she's still in the picture. And I'm like, this
- 1:10:51Speaker 4: is another one. I can't figure out the truth. But
- 1:10:56Speaker 4: I'm shocked that she's still around.
- 1:10:57Speaker 5: Do you think she wants the publicity of Dayton Kanye?
- 1:11:01Speaker 5: They know the cameras are going to be there. Like
- 1:11:04Speaker 5: he knows it's a... He's always publicity stunting and... he
- 1:11:09Speaker 5: has somebody to help him out to do it.
- 1:11:11Speaker 4: I just kind of think, yeah, I kind of just
- 1:11:13Speaker 4: think what, but I, but I was like, I would
- 1:11:15Speaker 4: have thought by now this many years, it would have,
- 1:11:19Speaker 4: we would have learned what the motive was on her
- 1:11:21Speaker 4: part because she wasn't, she was an educated person. She
- 1:11:26Speaker 4: was working for him. But then again, she had some
- 1:11:29Speaker 4: weird family, like allegedly her family was like in the
- 1:11:32Speaker 4: Australian mob or so. I don't know. And so then
- 1:11:35Speaker 4: I'm like, what?
- 1:11:38Speaker 5: I swear it's crazy. And then I was like, not
- 1:11:41Speaker 5: the good day, mate. You know, I respect all moms,
- 1:11:49Speaker 5: you know what I'm saying?
- 1:11:51Speaker 4: But I, but now I'm just like, I don't know
- 1:11:54Speaker 4: what her motivation was. Like they haven't, you know, she
- 1:11:57Speaker 4: didn't have a kid with him. She's still young enough
- 1:12:00Speaker 4: to get out. We're not seeing her being paraded anyway.
- 1:12:03Speaker 4: I mean, she's probably like close to 30 maybe. And, Like,
- 1:12:09Speaker 4: does she hang out with the kids? Like, and when
- 1:12:13Speaker 4: she hangs out, I saw her once at Chateau Marmont.
- 1:12:16Speaker 6: Oh, yeah?
- 1:12:16Speaker 4: With him. And she was wearing clothes. So I feel
- 1:12:21Speaker 4: like all those times that she, it's like, okay, now
- 1:12:23Speaker 4: we have to do that. But I always thought it
- 1:12:25Speaker 4: was so weird because it would be like, she'd have
- 1:12:27Speaker 4: to be basically be naked and he'd be dressed for
- 1:12:29Speaker 4: like a snowstorm. And I'm like, what is this? Like,
- 1:12:32Speaker 4: and I've heard that, you know, he has bad BL.
- 1:12:34Speaker 4: I'm like, yeah, he's wearing too many layers.
- 1:12:36Speaker 5: He's wearing like a sweat thing, like a sauna to
- 1:12:40Speaker 5: go out.
- 1:12:41Speaker 4: But I, I still am like, I can't believe we
- 1:12:43Speaker 4: don't have a conclusion. And now that he's like, I'm
- 1:12:45Speaker 4: not insane anymore. then where does that leave her? Like,
- 1:12:49Speaker 4: is she like, okay, good? Or I think, yeah, I do.
- 1:12:53Speaker 5: Well, if he's not insane anymore, everybody's in a good place.
- 1:12:55Speaker 5: He's in a good place. She's definitely in a better place.
- 1:13:00Speaker 5: To lose your insanity is what you want, you know?
- 1:13:03Speaker 5: And he said slavery wasn't a choice.
- 1:13:06Speaker 4: He said now he doesn't. He said, I'm sorry for that.
- 1:13:08Speaker 4: I'm sorry for the anti-Semitic stuff.
- 1:13:12Speaker 5: What does he want? Does he want something? Is he.
- 1:13:14Speaker 4: He's back performing. He was like performing in like Mexico City.
- 1:13:17Speaker 4: And I mean, he can sell out anything, you know?
- 1:13:20Speaker 5: He can, right?
- 1:13:20Speaker 4: Yeah, still can.
- 1:13:21Speaker 5: But they won't let him perform in America. I heard,
- 1:13:23Speaker 5: I think it's AG and Live Nation, they book all
- 1:13:29Speaker 5: the major like venues, the big ones, the ones that
- 1:13:33Speaker 5: he could do in America. And they refuse, I think,
- 1:13:37Speaker 5: from what I hear, to let him perform at any
- 1:13:39Speaker 5: of them. So he can't do any gigs in America,
- 1:13:42Speaker 5: just outside of America.
- 1:13:45Speaker 4: That makes sense.
- 1:13:46Speaker 5: I'm just trying to internet sleuth this.
- 1:13:48Speaker 4: Yeah, like, I don't really understand where they are. And
- 1:13:51Speaker 4: I think she's just, like, enjoying her life. She's a legit, like,
- 1:13:55Speaker 4: actress now. Getting these big parts. She failed the bar,
- 1:14:01Speaker 4: which is very hard to pass. I feel like she,
- 1:14:05Speaker 4: in my opinion, and I've always said this, that she
- 1:14:07Speaker 4: will not get there. Which one? She might want to
- 1:14:12Speaker 4: retake it. Kim or the other two? She might want
- 1:14:14Speaker 4: to retake the bar, but I also could just see
- 1:14:16Speaker 4: her being like, I don't know why she's torturing herself
- 1:14:19Speaker 4: trying to pass the bar. She gets to play a
- 1:14:21Speaker 4: lawyer on TV. That should be fun enough with the outfits.
- 1:14:24Speaker 5: Where is she playing a lawyer at?
- 1:14:26Speaker 4: On this Ryan Murphy show, and it just got picked
- 1:14:29Speaker 4: up for a second season. Oh, all right.
- 1:14:31Speaker 5: She's been on there a season?
- 1:14:32Speaker 4: Yeah, and it's super ridiculous. It's like high camp, but
- 1:14:35Speaker 4: people like it, and it's like, and she's top billing over, like,
- 1:14:40Speaker 4: Glenn Close, right? and Naomi Watts are in this show
- 1:14:44Speaker 4: and she is like the star of it. And I
- 1:14:46Speaker 4: watched a little, but I just couldn't get it. It
- 1:14:48Speaker 4: was too ridiculous. She had like, you know, the outfits
- 1:14:52Speaker 4: and everything. And my sister really is a lawyer. So
- 1:14:54Speaker 4: it's just like to watch these people just walking around
- 1:14:56Speaker 4: in these crazy outfits. Like it's just, but that's, what's
- 1:15:00Speaker 4: fun about it. So Ian, tell me what, You're doing,
- 1:15:04Speaker 4: where can people watch you? Besides first where they can
- 1:15:07Speaker 4: follow you and then if they could see you live anywhere.
- 1:15:09Speaker 5: I got a special out. It's on YouTube. It's called Untitled.
- 1:15:13Speaker 5: It's at Ian Edwards Stand Up. It was voted top
- 1:15:17Speaker 5: 10 specials of the year in Vulture.
- 1:15:19Speaker 4: Oh my God, that's great.
- 1:15:21Speaker 5: And it was the only one on the list that
- 1:15:24Speaker 5: was like a self-release. Everybody else was on a streamer.
- 1:15:27Speaker 5: And it was in the LA Times top specials. And
- 1:15:32Speaker 5: I haven't done this yet because I'm lazy, but all
- 1:15:37Speaker 5: the money from the views and AdSense goes to like
- 1:15:39Speaker 5: victims of the LA fire. So if somebody has any
- 1:15:43Speaker 5: suggestions where I can like send this money to.
- 1:15:46Speaker 4: Spencer Pratt.
- 1:15:48Speaker 5: Spencer Pratt?
- 1:15:48Speaker 3: Yes.
- 1:15:50Speaker 4: He's the only one. I can't believe that.
- 1:15:52Speaker 5: Who's Spencer Pratt?
- 1:15:53Speaker 4: Spencer Pratt is running for mayor and he was a
- 1:15:56Speaker 4: fire victim. And he's the one that exposed that nobody
- 1:15:59Speaker 4: got a dime from fire aid. Do you know that
- 1:16:02Speaker 4: not one person has gotten a penny from FireAid? They
- 1:16:05Speaker 4: just gave it to all the charities.
- 1:16:09Speaker 5: The charities.
- 1:16:10Speaker 4: Never gave it to anybody.
- 1:16:12Speaker 5: What is California doing? Like the homeless money.
- 1:16:15Speaker 4: The homeless money goes to the charities and then they
- 1:16:17Speaker 4: help 22 people and it costs $ 60 million or something.
- 1:16:21Speaker 4: Every day they expose another fraud. And that's why it
- 1:16:24Speaker 4: doesn't get fixed. Because they don't want it to get fixed.
- 1:16:27Speaker 4: If it gets fixed, then the people don't get the millions. Right.
- 1:16:30Speaker 5: Who don't get the millions?
- 1:16:32Speaker 4: All the charities.
- 1:16:33Speaker 5: All the charities and the nonprofits.
- 1:16:35Speaker 4: It's just, yeah.
- 1:16:36Speaker 5: But this is just like when you're talking about the
- 1:16:38Speaker 5: Epstein files, like none of this stuff. So that's why
- 1:16:41Speaker 5: I want to give my money to like somebody or
- 1:16:45Speaker 5: an organization with low overhead. We just give them the money.
- 1:16:48Speaker 5: It's not even going to be that much money. But
- 1:16:50Speaker 5: the more people watch the special, the more money it generates.
- 1:16:52Speaker 4: I'm just going to connect you right now. And yeah,
- 1:16:56Speaker 4: that's what I was saying with the fire aid thing.
- 1:16:57Speaker 4: When I interviewed Spencer, I was like, I thought it
- 1:17:00Speaker 4: was going to be like, here's a hundred million dollars.
- 1:17:02Speaker 4: Cause they said we made a hundred million. Remember when
- 1:17:04Speaker 4: everybody got a check during COVID, whether you're rich or poor,
- 1:17:07Speaker 4: everybody got that same $ 1, 400 or whatever it was. You
- 1:17:11Speaker 4: didn't get it.
- 1:17:11Speaker 5: I didn't want it.
- 1:17:12Speaker 1: Okay.
- 1:17:13Speaker 4: So fine. If you could, you could pass it up.
- 1:17:16Speaker 4: So if you're someone that, what I thought would happen
- 1:17:19Speaker 4: was the same thing. I thought everybody would get, let's just,
- 1:17:21Speaker 4: to make it easy, everyone got $ 10, 000 from Eaton and
- 1:17:24Speaker 4: from the Palisades.
- 1:17:25Speaker 5: Right.
- 1:17:26Speaker 4: And your business, someone had a business, somebody worked at
- 1:17:28Speaker 4: the restaurant, whatever, and now they don't have a job,
- 1:17:30Speaker 4: all that. And if for some reason you didn't need it,
- 1:17:34Speaker 4: you could forego it or give it to somewhere else.
- 1:17:36Speaker 5: I just didn't want to have to pay it back.
- 1:17:37Speaker 5: I didn't trust it. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah.
- 1:17:39Speaker 4: So anyway, with that particular situation. That's what I thought.
- 1:17:45Speaker 4: And that's what I think people thought was going to happen.
- 1:17:48Speaker 4: And no, it didn't. So yeah, I think that's why
- 1:17:52Speaker 4: people are like, not going to trust these things anymore.
- 1:17:55Speaker 4: And I'm sure there's, you know, there are good and
- 1:17:57Speaker 4: legit ones, but the amount of things that have come
- 1:18:00Speaker 4: out of like the fraudulent stuff that, you know, it's
- 1:18:04Speaker 4: so bad.
- 1:18:05Speaker 5: We, we are out of control. We are really, this
- 1:18:09Speaker 5: is wild.
- 1:18:11Speaker 4: I know, but I'm excited for you. I'm going to
- 1:18:14Speaker 4: hook you up with Spencer, and he will make sure
- 1:18:16Speaker 4: that actual people get it.
- 1:18:20Speaker 5: Please. I appreciate that.
- 1:18:21Speaker 4: Yeah, absolutely. That's so awesome. So people can watch that.
- 1:18:24Speaker 4: You're so funny. You're so clever. You had another special
- 1:18:27Speaker 4: prior to that.
- 1:18:27Speaker 5: I remember. Ian Talk was on Comedy Central. Okay. And
- 1:18:32Speaker 5: then for sketches and stuff like that and stand-up clips,
- 1:18:36Speaker 5: come to Ian Edwards Comic on Instagram.com. Or like I said,
- 1:18:42Speaker 5: where my special is, there's also clips there. And I'm
- 1:18:45Speaker 5: going to put up my punchline link with all my
- 1:18:48Speaker 5: shows that you'll be able to find. that or punch
- 1:18:51Speaker 5: up my bad or on my instagram at enf was
- 1:18:54Speaker 5: comic i'll.
- 1:18:55Speaker 4: Have the traveling a lot uh.
- 1:18:57Speaker 5: I'm gonna start doing some dates cool yeah yeah.
- 1:19:01Speaker 4: And you're gonna and probably you'll do netflix as a.
- 1:19:03Speaker 5: Joke Yeah, probably Netflix is a joke. So, yeah, look
- 1:19:07Speaker 5: for me at the Netflix is a joke comedy festival.
- 1:19:10Speaker 4: Well, you're so funny.
- 1:19:11Speaker 5: Thank you.
- 1:19:12Speaker 4: You're still the nice. You haven't changed since you joined
- 1:19:17Speaker 4: the Illuminati. You have not changed at all. You're still nice.
- 1:19:22Speaker 5: They won't let me pass level two. They said I
- 1:19:24Speaker 5: need to. to do some type of thing that I'm
- 1:19:27Speaker 5: not ready to do yet. So I'm just at the entrance.
- 1:19:31Speaker 4: What do you think about Cat Williams now? Do you
- 1:19:33Speaker 4: believe everything he said? Remember he was going, he was
- 1:19:36Speaker 4: a truth teller a few years ago and now with
- 1:19:39Speaker 4: like Diddy and everything, it really came, kind of came true.
- 1:19:43Speaker 5: Well, here's the crazy thing. Like, and I think Neil
- 1:19:47Speaker 5: has said this to me, Neil Brennan, is that white
- 1:19:49Speaker 5: people are starting to believe everything that black people knew about.
- 1:19:52Speaker 4: 10, 15 years ago.
- 1:19:55Speaker 5: Like, because we had this online thing with triangles and
- 1:20:02Speaker 5: the Illuminati and Jay-Z and, like, any major artist and, like,
- 1:20:10Speaker 5: all these satanic symbol type things. And we always, like,
- 1:20:15Speaker 5: look at them and then keep it moving and then
- 1:20:17Speaker 5: discuss it here and there. And there's some people more
- 1:20:19Speaker 5: into it than that. But it was always kind of there.
- 1:20:23Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:20:23Speaker 5: So it's just... It's just, Cat Williams is like, he's
- 1:20:28Speaker 5: in the culture, so he's talking about it, but he's
- 1:20:30Speaker 5: high profile. So it sounds like Cat was right all
- 1:20:35Speaker 5: the time, but wherever we all got it from was
- 1:20:39Speaker 5: right all the time.
- 1:20:40Speaker 4: Well, I remember when we were working on the Keanu
- 1:20:43Speaker 4: and Wayne show, and I said this recently on Juicy Scoop,
- 1:20:46Speaker 4: that's the first time I ever heard that people believe
- 1:20:50Speaker 4: that we didn't actually go to the moon. is when
- 1:20:54Speaker 4: Kenan said, and I still don't, when people go, that's crazy.
- 1:20:58Speaker 4: I just think if we went to the moon, fine.
- 1:21:02Speaker 4: But what we saw was a film reenactment to get
- 1:21:08Speaker 4: America excited.
- 1:21:09Speaker 5: At least that.
- 1:21:10Speaker 4: Yeah. The fact that he like called the president, you know,
- 1:21:13Speaker 4: from the moon and someone saw the photos.
- 1:21:15Speaker 5: Which is crazy and impossible back then.
- 1:21:19Speaker 4: The guy climbing the tallest, um, uh, whatever, building in
- 1:21:25Speaker 4: Taiwan that just happened on Netflix, he lost Wi-Fi or whatever.
- 1:21:29Speaker 4: He couldn't hear the guy below talking to him when
- 1:21:32Speaker 4: he was on the sky in 2026 in a building.
- 1:21:35Speaker 5: Right, right.
- 1:21:35Speaker 4: So you're telling me from the moon they could have,
- 1:21:38Speaker 4: but that was the first time I'd ever.
- 1:21:39Speaker 5: Heard of that. They had a live feed from the moon.
- 1:21:42Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:21:44Speaker 5: Like a live television broadcast from the moon.
- 1:21:47Speaker 4: Yeah.
- 1:21:47Speaker 5: And then somebody said the other day, it's funny that
- 1:21:50Speaker 5: you brought that up, Yeah, that some guy with a
- 1:21:55Speaker 5: redneck voice was like, you mean to tell me in
- 1:21:58Speaker 5: 1960 something we rocket blasted up into the atmosphere, landed
- 1:22:04Speaker 5: on a surface that we've never landed on before and
- 1:22:07Speaker 5: then took off from that surface with no set up
- 1:22:10Speaker 5: there and came back to earth. And it sounded so redneck.
- 1:22:14Speaker 5: But I was like, logical. Like how do we get back?
- 1:22:18Speaker 4: Who was the person taking the photos of him getting out?
- 1:22:22Speaker 4: He set it up, what, he set up an iPhone?
- 1:22:24Speaker 4: I mean, what are you talking about? Like, you know,
- 1:22:26Speaker 4: it was just, yeah. So that's why I think when
- 1:22:28Speaker 4: I do think either A, we never went or B,
- 1:22:31Speaker 4: we went, but then we reenacted it in a studio,
- 1:22:34Speaker 4: which is what Keenan was saying. Like, no, it was done.
- 1:22:36Speaker 4: He was like, it was done in a studio. And
- 1:22:38Speaker 4: this was like in 1997. And I was like, yeah,
- 1:22:40Speaker 4: shit is wild. Shit is wild. And it's juicy too.
- 1:22:44Speaker 4: Everybody go to HeatherMcDonald.net to find me and my dates
- 1:22:47Speaker 4: and Salt Lake City should be up there now. And
- 1:22:52Speaker 4: that's at the, I think it's the 20th and 21st
- 1:22:54Speaker 4: of March. Anyway, and Netflix is a joke, May 9th.
- 1:22:59Speaker 4: And so much more on Patreon and all the goodies. Bye,
- 1:23:01Speaker 4: love you.
- 1:23:03Speaker 3: They think you're done for the day, but they don't
- 1:23:06Speaker 3: know about the drawer. The drawer. Just the one square
- 1:23:11Speaker 3: before bed.
- 1:23:14Speaker 4: Or two, you know.
- 1:23:16Speaker 3: Nobody's watching. You deserve a treat. With eight flavours to
- 1:23:23Speaker 3: choose from, you can choose the flavour you favour with
- 1:23:26Speaker 3: Cadbury Dairy Milk.