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What You WISH You DID NOT KNOW about YOUR MOM · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: Mother's Day is Sunday.
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  Speaker 2: Every year for Mother's Day, we want to know what
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  Speaker 2: do you wish you didn't know about your mom? Eight seven, seven,
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  Speaker 2: nine three seven one oh four seven What do you
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  Speaker 2: wish you didn't know about your mom?
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  Speaker 1: Good morning, Melissa, Good morning?
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  Speaker 3: How are you?
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  Speaker 1: What is your situation?
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  Speaker 4: Okay?
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  Speaker 3: I found what can only be described as my mom's
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  Speaker 3: first trap TikTok, what.
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  Speaker 5: Can only be described as it's pretty.
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  Speaker 6: I mean accurate a description.
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  Speaker 7: Maybe what are you seeing on there?
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  Speaker 8: Like?
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  Speaker 7: Is there like nudity?
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  Speaker 3: Oh my gosh, very close? Like she has first of all,
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  Speaker 3: she has thousands of followers, and she's like the idea
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  Speaker 3: of my mom posting content in the first place is
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  Speaker 3: so cringe to me, but especially what she's posting like
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  Speaker 3: it's it's all these oh sexy pictures of my mom
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  Speaker 3: much And it's worse though, because there's one guy that
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  Speaker 3: I used to date and he is like steady in
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  Speaker 3: her comments.
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  Speaker 7: Yeah, it was is your mom still married or is
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  Speaker 7: she single?
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  Speaker 3: Though she's single and like very clearly trying to make
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  Speaker 3: the most of it. I think the most disturbing thing
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  Speaker 3: is like some of the hashtags that she's using. I
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  Speaker 3: just don't even want those words like next to my mom,
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  Speaker 3: you know, like, oh my god.
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  Speaker 4: Like hashtag stick Like, yes.
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  Speaker 3: She she took one of herself and a pair of
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  Speaker 3: like honestly they were flattering jeans, but she was the
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  Speaker 3: hashtag juicy. And I'm like, oh my gosh, it's so embarrassing.
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  Speaker 3: I hate it.
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  Speaker 7: So did you tell your mom you found it?
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  Speaker 5: Not yet?
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  Speaker 3: I was saving it for leverage.
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  Speaker 5: How could you got to move out of the country?
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  Speaker 6: And my goodness, that is in saying does your mom
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  Speaker 6: is is this like only her internet persona?
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  Speaker 1: Or is she like this in real life?
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  Speaker 5: Like is she a bad I.
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  Speaker 3: Mean kind of like I don't know, she's She's got
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  Speaker 3: a good sense of humor, so I can kind of
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  Speaker 3: see that, Like I almost have a feeling that this
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  Speaker 3: started as a joke and then she realized she was
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  Speaker 3: getting real attention, you know.
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  Speaker 5: What I mean from your former boyfriend.
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  Speaker 9: Ew yes, do you think that they've actually spent any
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  Speaker 9: time together?
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  Speaker 3: Oh my god, don't put that in my head.
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  Speaker 1: Okay, wemar.
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  Speaker 5: You don't have brothers, do you, because they can't see this?
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  Speaker 3: No, thank god, Oh my god, I'm an only child.
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  Speaker 7: You know how sad you have no siblings to like,
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  Speaker 7: I know, commiserate with us. Thank you for sharing this
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  Speaker 7: with us. We will commiserate with you a lifetime.
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  Speaker 3: All aloneness is worth no one else in the family having.
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  Speaker 5: If you want to run away and hide, we'll come
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  Speaker 5: with you.
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  Speaker 10: That sounds terrifying, Oh please hide me.
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  Speaker 1: Thank you so much for listening.
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  Speaker 5: All right, thank you, have a good day.
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  Speaker 3: Congratulation with Peyton.
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  Speaker 11: Thank you.
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  Speaker 5: Well, this might make Melissa feel a little bit better.
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  Speaker 5: We have a Mother's Day drunk style, you guys want
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  Speaker 5: to hear it.
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  Speaker 8: Guys, this is Brian, my mother, God bless her. Not
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  Speaker 8: an alcoholic, but she has this tradition without fail, she
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  Speaker 8: ends up just getting hammered drunk at the Mother's Day
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  Speaker 8: brunch and she always brings up embarrassing stuff and there's
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  Speaker 8: literally no filter on that woman's mouth and somebody ends
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  Speaker 8: up getting really embarrassed, mostly her, but usually other people
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  Speaker 8: in the family. So happy Mother's Day.
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  Speaker 5: For everyone.
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  Speaker 7: Start giving her like mocktails once she gets to a
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  Speaker 7: certain point of drunk that she want tasty alcoholm She's.
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  Speaker 5: Not gonna know.
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  Speaker 1: What do you wish you to know about your mom?
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  Speaker 2: Calls it eight seven seven nine three seven four seven
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  Speaker 2: is our way of celebrating Mother's Day.
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  Speaker 1: More from you next, John j. Rich John Jane Rich.
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  Speaker 12: Hello Krinn, Hey guys, how's it going.
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  Speaker 8: Hi?
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  Speaker 7: So you actually have something you as your mom didn't
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  Speaker 7: know about you?
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  Speaker 12: Yes, for sure, I really wish you didn't know this
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  Speaker 12: about me because it's definitely going to come back and
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  Speaker 12: bite me in the ass. But I let my mom
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  Speaker 12: borrow my laptop for the weekend and she's super nosy,
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  Speaker 12: so she went through my email and she found my
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  Speaker 12: bank statements and recently I've been telling her that, you know,
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  Speaker 12: I'm really broke, I need help paying for things, and
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  Speaker 12: I'm I'm not actually broke, and she's pretty pissed.
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  Speaker 5: So, yeah, twenty of dough in the account, but you
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  Speaker 5: were just asking her to.
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  Speaker 11: Doing that.
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  Speaker 13: She senses like there's things that I want.
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  Speaker 12: And I'd rather be spending my money on that.
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  Speaker 7: No, oh, no, you're gonna be cut off?
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  Speaker 1: Yeah what happy?
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  Speaker 12: She's not happy? I mean she feels like I disrespected
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  Speaker 12: her and like I'm stealing her money. She's not thrilled
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  Speaker 12: with me. Okay, yeah, but she shouldn't have gone through
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  Speaker 12: my computer to begin with.
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  Speaker 1: Like Mother's Days, this weekend.
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  Speaker 7: Are you gonna do something to make it up to her?
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  Speaker 7: Something or something?
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  Speaker 12: I mean, if she's speaking to me, I guess maybe
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  Speaker 12: I'll like take her for a quick dinner or something,
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  Speaker 12: or like get her like flowers or something. But yeah,
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  Speaker 12: she's not I don't I don't know if she's going
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  Speaker 12: to talk to me for a little while she's not happy.
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  Speaker 1: Like you owe her.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, you go like bag like you can't be a
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  Speaker 6: dinner maybe like quick dinner, Like you gotta like put
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  Speaker 6: in some works, Karen.
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  Speaker 5: I gotta tell you though, like as a parent of kids,
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  Speaker 5: there's always one or two kids that you know is
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  Speaker 5: maybe taking advantage of you a little bit. And I
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  Speaker 5: tell my kids that's fine. As long as you're nice
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  Speaker 5: to me, she'll probably get over it.
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  Speaker 1: Nice and keep us posted, Karin, keep us posted. I'm
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  Speaker 1: glad you called this. Thanks for listening.
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  Speaker 5: I think she'll get over it.
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  Speaker 2: What do you wish you to know about your mom?
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  Speaker 2: Eight seven seven nine seven four seven It's John Jay
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  Speaker 2: and Rich Heather. What do you wish you didn't know
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  Speaker 2: about your mom?
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  Speaker 14: So I'm actually calling on half my thirteen year old son.
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  Speaker 14: He's too embarrassed to speak. We're driving to school.
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  Speaker 1: Uh huh.
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  Speaker 11: And I told him the story when I was in
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  Speaker 11: my twenties in Mexico and may or may not have
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  Speaker 11: wrote a mechanical bull top list.
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  Speaker 1: And your son's next to you right.
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  Speaker 13: Now, yes, blushing, right, We've got.
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  Speaker 5: A great mom, all right, Heather, all right, sorry, I'll up.
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  Speaker 2: What have be funny if you called in? I'm so traumatic?
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  Speaker 2: All right, thank you, Stephanie. What do you wish you
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  Speaker 2: to know about your mom?
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  Speaker 15: I found that my mom was married before my dad.
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  Speaker 15: We were going through a bunch of old family photos
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  Speaker 15: and I knew for sure it wasn't my dad. Obviously,
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  Speaker 15: my dad's black, and this man looks Hispanic, and apparently
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  Speaker 15: everybody in the family knew except for me.
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  Speaker 1: That would be a little bit to feel a little betrayed.
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  Speaker 8: A little bit.
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  Speaker 15: I don't remember his van. Apparently my mom still like
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  Speaker 15: talks to him every now and then, yeah, like around somewhere.
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  Speaker 2: But yeah, thank you, Stephanie, Mickey Ray, What do you
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  Speaker 2: wish you to know about your mom?
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  Speaker 16: I wish I didn't know that she had a third nipple.
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  Speaker 16: I think it's somewhere on her stomach. I can just
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  Speaker 16: remember I'm thirty four, now, and I can just remember
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  Speaker 16: like walking her get undressed and you know, you're I'm like,
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  Speaker 16: oh my gosh, you know what is that? And she's
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  Speaker 16: always been, you know, very honest about a lot of things.
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  Speaker 16: She's like, oh, yeah, that's just that's the third nipple.
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  Speaker 2: So when you have a third nipple like that, when
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  Speaker 2: you touch it, is it a sensitive like a normal nipple?
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  Speaker 16: I mean I'm going to assume I don't know.
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  Speaker 1: That'd be weird, right if you have that, you know,
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  Speaker 1: the feelings below your stomach.
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  Speaker 6: Oh, I don't like that sensation in general summer.
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  Speaker 4: I don't even want to think about it.
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  Speaker 1: I must feel like sticking your finger and your belly button.
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  Speaker 13: That's a weird feeling too.
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  Speaker 5: Why why do your parents want to overshare? Like why
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  Speaker 5: would you Why would you say that to your.
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  Speaker 7: What are you going to make something up?
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  Speaker 1: I mean yeah, I.
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  Speaker 5: Would say, don't worry about it.
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  Speaker 7: I think like she probably didn't want to know it,
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  Speaker 7: and then that's why she didn't really ask about the
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  Speaker 7: sensitivity of it.
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  Speaker 1: Like Mickey Ray, thank you for calling in, Thanks for
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  Speaker 1: sharing that with us.
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  Speaker 5: They make a braw for that.
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  Speaker 1: Cindy, what do you wish to know about your mom.
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  Speaker 10: Hey there.
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  Speaker 9: So when I was growing up, my turn cut worst.
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  Speaker 9: When I was pretty young. I was the youngest of
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  Speaker 9: three and my brothers went to live with my father
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  Speaker 9: and I stayed with my mother. So when I was
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  Speaker 9: probably thirteen, I learned that the big dilemma with the
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  Speaker 9: divorce was that neither parent wanted me. And my mom
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  Speaker 9: was like, well, oh, because nobody wanted a daughter. So
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  Speaker 9: my mom's like, well, I had to keep you because
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  Speaker 9: I couldn't like your dad wouldn't take you. And then
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  Speaker 9: my mom and my dad, the dad that raised me,
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  Speaker 9: they got married and he told me as well, He's like, look,
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  Speaker 9: I never wanted kids, and I certainly didn't want a
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  Speaker 9: little girl, but I loved your mom. So I stayed better,
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  Speaker 9: and you know, I took you on. I was like, okay,
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  Speaker 9: well that's kind of fun.
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  Speaker 5: That's terrible.
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  Speaker 2: So now, I mean I have to know, like the
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  Speaker 2: end of the story, like how did you turn out
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  Speaker 2: as a human being?
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  Speaker 1: What are you doing now to grow up like that?
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  Speaker 11: You know, the truth is at the end of it all,
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  Speaker 11: I learned how I wanted a parent, and I my
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  Speaker 11: second my stepdad, or the dad that about to me.
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  Speaker 9: He he was like, I don't know how you became
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  Speaker 9: such a good parent, because you know, we didn't get
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  Speaker 9: it from us. And I'm like, well, I really did.
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  Speaker 9: I got it from both of you because I decided
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  Speaker 9: I wanted the exact opposite for my life.
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  Speaker 5: Wow.
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  Speaker 1: Wow, yeah, I think you tugued at our heart strings.
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  Speaker 1: That's not fair. Yeah, that's not fair, heart strings.
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  Speaker 9: I also didn't grow up. It wasn't like my life
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  Speaker 9: was hard. It was just this weird thing lingering, like,
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  Speaker 9: you know, they took care of me and I had
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  Speaker 9: everything I needed, but they you know. I was like, yeah,
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  Speaker 9: that was fun to learn when you're about thirteen years old.
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  Speaker 1: I feel that my parents felt that way about my sister.
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  Speaker 5: No way, right now, there you were like a baby
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  Speaker 5: Veal City.
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  Speaker 2: Hold on, Nick, you got all our information, all right,
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  Speaker 2: let's see. Good morning Rachel.
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  Speaker 10: So, growing up, my mom always had a best friend
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  Speaker 10: and they were both single moms, so at times we
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  Speaker 10: lived together and I have a lot of child memories
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  Speaker 10: with him. So I was talking to myself sure about it,
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  Speaker 10: and she goes, you didn't know, and I'm like, no,
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  Speaker 10: what And she THO that was her girlfriend and she
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  Speaker 10: goes at night, I would hear things coming from their
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  Speaker 10: bedroom and.
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  Speaker 4: I knew nothing.
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  Speaker 5: Oh wow, So to this.
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  Speaker 3: Day, my mom, my mom doesn't even know that I
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  Speaker 3: knew she.
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  Speaker 4: Was a lesbian at some point.
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  Speaker 1: Is she with a woman now or no? No, she
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  Speaker 1: doesn't have a roommate.
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  Speaker 10: She dated, She only dated a few times after that,
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  Speaker 10: and they were all men, but the woman.
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  Speaker 3: I remember a.
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  Speaker 10: Lot of my childhood and them sharing a room, and
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  Speaker 10: it never it never clicked until my sister told me that.
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  Speaker 5: Well, that's good that they kind of kept the that
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  Speaker 5: away or you know, didn't expose it to you if
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  Speaker 5: they weren't ready to yet, right, But like.
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  Speaker 10: Also I was or I was too young to understand.
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  Speaker 6: Right, But like that's like totally like the meme that
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  Speaker 6: everyone says. It's like and then they were roommates, Like
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  Speaker 6: that's like kind of the stereotypical things. That's totally like
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  Speaker 6: exactly like ban Ernie.
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  Speaker 2: All right, Rachel, that's a good one. Thank you for
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  Speaker 2: sharing it. Oh bye, Lish, good morning.
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  Speaker 11: Lish, Hello, good morning?
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  Speaker 1: What your mom?
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  Speaker 14: Oh god, it haunts me to this day.
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  Speaker 9: I was about.
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  Speaker 14: Thirteen looking through my mom's strawors looking for some stocks,
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  Speaker 14: and I found her sexy apparatusus and a playboy that
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  Speaker 14: had Brad pit pictures in it, and I was haunted,
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  Speaker 14: and I brought it up to her and I told
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  Speaker 14: her she didn't do to put that stuff somewhere else.
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  Speaker 14: And that was when mister and missus Smith came out.
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  Speaker 14: We went to the movie theater and she just kept
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  Speaker 14: looking at me and with her fingers, She's like like
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  Speaker 14: squinted up and down because that's what her apparatus looked like.
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  Speaker 14: It was a finger with a happy face. And still
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  Speaker 14: to this day, anytime we see anything with Brad Pitt,
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  Speaker 14: she does that to me, and I find it utterly
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  Speaker 14: disgusting and disturbing and it's just wrong.
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Elizabeth, good morning.
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  Speaker 1: What do you she didn't know about your mom?
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  Speaker 14: I wish I didn't know that she does sexy dances
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  Speaker 14: from my dad to Michael bo Blake.
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  Speaker 5: Oh you poor thing.
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  Speaker 3: My sister did, and they joke around about it all
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  Speaker 3: the time.
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  Speaker 16: And I don't ask for detail.
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  Speaker 14: Because I don't need that visual image, but my brain
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  Speaker 14: won't stop.
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  Speaker 5: It's gotta be them. And I'm feeling cool. Dog don
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  Speaker 5: dog don't dog dog don dog.
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  Speaker 2: That's us all.
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  Speaker 8: Feeling, all right?
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  Speaker 1: Thank you? Very much for sharing that beautiful story.
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  Speaker 14: You're welcome