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The P is C: Cyberpunk 2077 Patch 1.5 & Bruce Willis Movie Factory · Multiple Nerdgasm

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I've just spoken up so I'm going to be a little slow to uh get into podcast mode
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so Talk Amongst yourselves and I'll I'll work on that you didn't wake up while
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you were making your way up the stairs slowly how do you get up the stairs do
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you mind me asking you mind have listeners he slowly and carefully one
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step at a one step at a time well that applies to everybody Luke well no no
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would do sort too cuz you you do one foot per stair all right or sometimes
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you might go to but no go like one foot on each stair you don't go one step with
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your right leg and then bring your left leg to that one and then right leg to
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the next step and then left leg bring that up welcome to multiple step
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gasm welcome to multiple gasm with your
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hosts Matt Luke and Dan multiple
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nerdgasm your guide to All Things
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nerdy I used to do the old you know I mean when I was a younger man you you know
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leap two three stairs at a time cuz it's cuz it's quicker you know but now I'm
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like [ __ ] that I will legitimately where you would a hurry to get
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to exactly what's at the top of the stairs my
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job how's everybody doing look I don't want to give you any brain teasers so
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early in the morning Luke but um I've noticed a couple of things happening
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online recently that I don't understand and I'm perfectly willing to put it down
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to just me being an old man but you're a year younger than Mt and I so maybe you
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could explain this he's got his finger on the pulse of the
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teens okay there's two the first one is why do all
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YouTubers omit the T in the word button
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people they say button no matter does that my sister-in-law yeah right does
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that what is that it's just I don't know it's a YouTube thing it's an American
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thing and mostly YouTubers you're watching are American not everybody does
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it but it is like a a a common thing around here anyway like I mean if they
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were cocky from like East London and they were going button do me Buttons up
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I'd be like okay that's a thing but since one of Americans dropped
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te's don't know yeah I I don't know why the the thing I don't understand about
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them is why why they all still ask for people to like And subscribe if people
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know how to do that you don't need to remite it everying time you do you do
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because otherwise I'll just sit there and I'll be like okay that was fine and
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I'll go to another video and if they don't say it I might go oh yeah I
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probably should do that you know it's like we we supposed to be reminding
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people to go to patreon.com multipl nerdgasm and uh but that's different
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nice one man nice one do it anyway go to patreon.com multip nerdgasm sign up for
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us a festar review don't just think about oh yeah definitely do
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that do it if you don't like the show leave us a onear review because they're
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usually funny but make sure it's funny though don't bother it's not funny yeah
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explain why it's different Luke well okay so for YouTube subscribe and like
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everyone knows those buttons exist yeah it's part of the interface for us with
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our patreon not all of our listeners might be first time listener they won't
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know we have a patreon I I'll say this and I'm not I'm not like a like an AC
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YouTube I mean I'm I'm an active Watcher but I'm not an active participant in the
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YouTube culture and I will I will like a video only when
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asked oh I will like a video only if I really really like it I think it's gone
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beyond a normal video my likes on Instagram and YouTube they're not very I
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I don't like a lot of things so if you get a like from
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me I tend to so if I'm watching YouTube and it's on a computer which is actually
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not that common then it's more likely that I will like and or subscribe if I'm
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watching uh on a TV like I watch on the treadmill sometimes MH I will not like
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or subscribe because I don't know how to do that cuz the interface is garbage so
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YouTube maybe work on that and same in the living room on the Apple
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TV how how do I like and or subscribe I don't know I subscribe a lot if I like
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one video of yours I'm chances I'm going to like more and I'll subscribe so that
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I see more but I'll never like it as I'm specifically asked but just going back
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to the top you must like every single video then yeah like a lot he won't pay
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for things unless people ask him to either yeah that's right got got to be
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very specific give me the money go to walk out of the store and excuse me sir
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are you going to pay for that well now that you've asked I will yeah that is
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why I love Unico Matt do you do you have Unico in America we do there's one up in
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Boston yeah yeah okay Unico you um you get your basket or your your bag and you
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walk around the store and you you try on clothes and you put them in your little
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bag and then before you leave you put the bag on this little spot and it
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tallies up what's in the bag and tells you how much money to pay them oh that's
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the dream and I don't know why everyone doesn't do that since now I know that
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technology ex exists why don't my [ __ ] groceries it takes so long to do
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the grocery checkout yeah oh don't they have been looking at bringing those
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places in but there's this it's getting that right level between theft and the
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money you'll make because by not have by having it that you don't actually have
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people serving you and stuff people are more likely to steal so it's find that
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right level I think good remember the Amazon store I think in New York said you could
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just go in and gra things and then walk out and they'll know they'll know like
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well that's [ __ ] creepy yeah yeah yeah I've never bought anything at the
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physical Unico I buy a lot of stuff at un it's just good for Bas bought stuff
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off the website yeah there's one up at uh you know Fel Hall Luke I know you've
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been there with me yes yeah there's one in there I make they make the best
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underwear all the aism yep Everyone likes those I don't like them I don't
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know that I've tried aism underwear I've got I've got one of two aism
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T-shirts yeah right well try the underwear that you're the deciding fact
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that if arism underwear becomes the multiple nerdgasm underwear oh okay the
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official underwear of multiple nasm I like uh I like meundies and I
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like uh I like the Icebreaker Marino welcome to multiple underwear I know and
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then I was about to say and this is a very strange segment that we've got this
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is the old man podcast to end all old man podcast how to get up and down the
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stairs and what box of briefs are we wearing this week and also to be clear
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we are not sponsored by anybody
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but buttons is the one that I don't like I watch a lot of tech reviews and so
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they talk about buttons a lot and I just don't I don't want to hear about the
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buttons the other thing that I've noticed and and this is not necessarily
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on YouTube but it is in in a lot of um I was about to say print media but that's
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not what I mean what I mean is text I want to know why and have you guys
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noticed this people use the letters
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PC to stand for percent rather than
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using the percentage sign I have just noticed this that start and why do we
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now use two letters instead of the designated icon it actually confused me the first
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time I saw it because I've got percent why are they talking about political
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correctness oh no they actually mean percentage personal computer I thought
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personal computer when you first said it now you'll say you you'll see you know
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this is 87 PC blah blah blah blah blah
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is it some kind of attempt to reclaim the is from the political correct no I
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don't think it is it was not where I readed it it doesn't
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seem generation Zed not knowing what that symbol is yeah it's too many it's
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too hard to get to that keyboard on the are there certain phones that don't have
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that yeah or or is it just that that's hidden too many button presses yeah well
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just download a new keyboard you got to you got to hit like this this you got to
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go numbers and then symbols it's too many too many you do it is true cuz
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they're writing these art on their phone that's why yeah why is that I don't know if
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somebody knows WR in because I really want to know and then I really want to
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stop because what the [ __ ] is this yeah we have a symbol for it guys
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let's all I thought we' all agreed on this MH yeah yeah I actually I haven't
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seen it but I'm no doubt I'm going to notice it all the
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time and you'll hate it as much as as we will yeah um you yeah you've uh you've
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conditioned me to for that why are things Chang age has conditioned you
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Matt all we' done all sorts of stuff yeah yeah you know what I got really mad
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at the other day just randomly the the phrase aholic to mean things you're
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addicted to like chocaholic workaholic because no no no the word alcoholic only
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has ick on the end to make it an addiction you're addicted to alcohol
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you're an alcohol ick if you're a you're not a Chu whole ick you're just a chalk
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ick or a work I may maybe maybe this is not how language Works what are you
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doing maybe maybe it's like that Brandy chocolate so they're just combining the
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two that stuff is good I never got into that I know we've probably done I'm sure
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we've done this before but addicting why are we saying addicting now we've got a
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word it's addiction addictive addictive addictive what is if there is a
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difference between addicting and addictive write in and let me know
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because it doesn't seem like it is I could easily replace that word with the
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original you know word that I'm familiar with and yeah I just don't know why that
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happened but I see it in you know what I would call reputable Publications on the
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internet like news articles on you know and they say addicting or if we're doing
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a cull of old timey words and phrases and symbols let's just do it and [ __ ]
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be be done with it and and all agree on it that that's how things are done now
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yeah I mean look that I mean words do change over time it actually absolutely
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does happen but it's just it just I've never seen it in real time as much as as
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I got older you know what I don't think we need the letter
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c we don't need it right sometimes it say how do we spell [ __ ] look look at
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the with a K look at the word circus right it's got two season it one said
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like an S one said like a k don't need C's use an S and A K just S and A K
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circus yeah like Andy Circus yeah Andrew
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problem circus he's his ancestors thought the
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same thing then s e r k i yeah we don't
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even we don't need yeah stop [ __ ] about with
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C don't it we are never going to fix the English language we can't even decide
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between between our countries right here we spell words differently that's true I
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letter U exists I refuse to use like the
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US uh spell check I use the Australian spell check and yeah you're getting
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those 's sorry yeah yeah
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yeah and and you get Z's uh or s's sorry instead of Z's sometimes y where you'll
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be expecting him sorry it's what I'm familiar with how it works it's how the
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queen told me to spell things mm so look
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I mean we can segue into um some movie talk without moving away from things
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that I hate and don't understand or should I say don't understand and therefore hate
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right why are we now bringing out sequels to movies and just calling them
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the same name as the original movie there are two this year that's come out
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there's a Texas Chainsaw Massacre sequel that's just called Texas Chainsaw
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Massacre that's coming out this year yes haven't seen that yet but I did watch a
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movie this year called scream which is a sequel in fact it's part [ __ ] five to
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scream from 1996 I don't get it is somebody explain this to me please I'm
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not sure I've seen Scream 4 actually I was like watch the new in fact I didn't
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even know there was a Scream 4 and I had to go back and watch a [ __ ] review of
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it it looks awful it looks like the wor and I Know It exists and I know it's got
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David Arquette in it right it doesn't have all of it's no it's got It's got a
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few of them but it's got all of them yeah it's got quite a few of them yeah
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I've not seen it it looks like it's shot on home video though it looks like a
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very very cheap knockoff so is then the new one's no good I'm gathering from G
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AB I but I realized that they sto being good at a certain point anyway like
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Scream one very good brilant good for what it was but also an interesting
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critique on the culture of horror movies especially by someone W Craven who was a
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pioneer of those movies to begin with par it was a parody slh horror movie it
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it was actually a horror movie but it was also a parody of it it was very
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clever and then number two was was interesting too because they were like
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well you know there's there's another Trope that all horror movie Dodge which
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is sequels so here you go the third one okay did we really need this yeah well
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the third one was was interesting in a way because it had that meta thing where
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they were making the movie of well they had the movie in the in in Scream too as
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well but then it was more the on stuff and then also the the like kind of the
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well what's left after you've done the sequel and so it was still I felt pretty
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good but so scream five or just scream
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as it's called for some reason like iPad you just have to know exactly yeah yeah
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what have you seen scream oh which which year yeah need to the [ __ ]
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Year we We Make fun of Star Wars for making too many characters related to
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one another but scream takes the [ __ ] cake and they have leaned into it on
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number five so much that there's more characters
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everyone you see on screen is somebody's like secret illegitimate son or
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daughter is it intentional like a parody or they just it doesn't seem like it
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Matt honestly cuz that's the other thing re I realized by now these aren't horror
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movies these are soap operas with horror
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scenes in them sure you know um like
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you're I'm just sitting there TW widdling my thumbs waiting for Ghost
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Face to come in and kill someone like shitty dialogue shitty
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characters I mean and maybe it's just because I don't care about teenagers I
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don't care to look at them or listen to them right could be but but hasn't it
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got the original cast in it yeah back they're are they are they staring or are
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they in it they're just in it they're just in it oh okay that's they could
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have made the movie without them but they managed to get them in which might
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have got a few more older audiences or even better not made the
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movie I don't get it because did we who
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is the age for a Scream movie now that cares about the scream
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franchise look I know the exact reason why they made this
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movie the budget was 24 million mhm and it had a guaranteed audience yeah a
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guaranteed audience of enough people to to make money is that a did you make
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that up Luke or is have you looked that up it's $24 million budget I've looked
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that up their budget was 24 office brought in 130 all right so they made it
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for [ __ ] nothing there you go yeah cuz these stars are no longer stars and
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W Craven isn't with us anymore when no he's oh he's
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dead I mean they tried he was um this is like when Trent resn was
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talking about how he was try he wanted to do a year zero uh TV series or film
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or anything he wanted to get some kind of multimedia project off the ground I
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don't I don't know if we're using that phrase anymore multimedia it's just
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media he wanted some content some some video cont he wanted to make something
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so yeah exactly he wanted to Branch out and do something interesting and then he
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went to all these Studios and they all told him is it a sequel to something is
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it a or is it a remake of something well we're not interested because it's too
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risky CU you want too much money and there's no guarantee it's like
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well that sucks and and why while he is big to us he's not quite big enough for
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them to take a risk on yeah realistically he only ever Hade back
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then he had closer it might be different now to be honest now that he's an
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academy award-winning [ __ ] film composer maybe they'd maybe but scary
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try to get now probably not though no probably not this no no no cuz he'll go
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in and they'll go well we can get you another composing gig no problem yeah
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because you've got a track record in that but if you want to direct something mate no
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chance well I watched I watched a movie that uh that you suggested last week I'm
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I'm holding I watched it I watched it the next day in fact I watched Barbarian
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Sound Studio I [ __ ] loved it okay again again I'm not going to recommend
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this one to Luke no no no no no I wouldn't recommend this one to Luke even
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lesser than Beyond the Black rainbow to be honest cuz CU at least most of that
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was in English yeah yes and then when this ended I was like that's it then I
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mean it's fine no you know I I I enjoyed it and I I I I saw you know I saw what
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they were I saw what they're going for but I was like okay that's it yeah this
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this makes Inception look like they gave you a whole bunch of exposition and told
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you exactly what was happening at the end yeah cuz things just so and and then
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I I when Jenna got back from Vermont I said I watched this movie and it it was
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still up on the screen and um because of the artwork she just looked at the
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screen she goes looks like this movie all takes place inside that guy's head
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from the artwork and I was like yeah yep all
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right you might be right about that yeah
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yeah mhm so yeah uh I mean you described
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it quite well last week uh it's you know a British um sound designer who mostly
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works on documentaries quite nice documentaries gets brought to Italy
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hired for job uh he doesn't I don't think he knows what it is at first when
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he gets there it's a it's an Italian horror movie and uh and he gets increasingly
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more Disturbed as time goes on as things happen like on screen and in the in the
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sound booth and just with the cast and the crew and everything things just go
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poorly and then as it goes on you realize actually this might not actually
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be real or it's unclear what's real and what's not and is he having some kind of
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an episode or what is what is going on here and then at the end of it you're
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like oh yeah not quite sure to be honest probably not meant to be like the
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star of it I like the star of it I think he's a good actor he's an excellent
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actor Toby Jones something like that is his name yeah um he's the only english-
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speaking character in the movie luk everyone else speaks Italian it's not
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subtitled you're just supposed to only understand what he can understand which
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is very little and then and then suddenly he doesn't speak English either
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right and you're like why is that oh we don't know yeah why is this happening
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yeah yeah exactly cuz it's because now I'm questioning whether he was English
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in the first place yeah and it's like yep but great sound design right oh
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fantastic yeah like in general and and the whole thing what two locations there
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his apartment that you see sometimes and then the studio and that's it yeah like
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two rooms in the studio the booth and then the recording the floor where they
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record me a little bit although it's nothing like this but of Ponty paol
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because that's all set sound Studio as well that's an amazing movie and Luke I
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would recommend for you yeah yeah I'll think about it Pony pool
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is set in in the booth of a radio station where and then something strange
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starts going on outside and they're getting callers and and there's like
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some kind of apocalyptic event going on and it's all it's very good it's
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excellent very well done you don't you don't see any one just it's just yeah
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him looks like I'm not committing to anything yeah
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no um Luke did you get a did you get a package in the mail this
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week I did hey look at that so um listeners would have I haven't unwrapped
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it yet Luke talking about Spies Like Us um many many times watching it over and
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over again in in place of watching new and different possibly better films and
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I've told him that if he's going to watch any Espionage comedy he should be
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watching Top Secret um but he refused um so when I heard that he was ex off for a
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week I thought [ __ ] it I'm sending a copy directly to his house now I was
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trying to gift you a digital copy of it and there's no service that I could find
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that I know you have that allows you to gift a movie
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digitally Micosoft let you do it um it
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Amazon don't let you do it so there might be others Apple might let you do
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it but I bu card but then you don't know what he's going to spend the money he's
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definitely not going to buy top secret he might even buy SP like us and and
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that'll really [ __ ] me that would be good so I I actually I
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bought him a Blu-ray do you have a Blu-ray I'm going to have to put in my Xbox no that
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exactly and I had to like I had to Google do our Xbox as have a Blu-ray
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player cuz I've never used mine for blu-ray I didn't even know if it had one
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or not I assume it does do they do they do yeah it does they actually yeah only
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the pay money to Sony all right well well you at least commit to to watching
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that at some point you're off I promise I will watch this week it's so good it's
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so good watch that and then watch be on the black rainbow and then watch
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Barbarian sounds to Matt I've got another movie for you that I watched
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this week that has oh IM I was about to say amazing which was amazing and
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impeccable but it just combined in my head so amazing sound design and it's
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it's a French movie though so Luke I'm sorry again you can't watch this you'd
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have to read it um he hates French people it's called yeah I mean who can
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blame him it's called The Strange color of your body's tears um just a great
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name it's a horror movie so you'll enjoy that but it is bizarre and the but the
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cinematography and it's got this thing where the editing and the cinematography
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and the sound all combined in a way that you watching it Go did they decide to do
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it like this while they were filming while they were editing or did the sound
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designer just come in at the end and go I'm going to make a sound for every cut
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of this movie you know yeah right it's amazing it's from the directors director
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team Joo um they made a movie last year or the year before called let the
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corpses tan if you've seen that and if you haven't it's very Gooden it's also
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French but there's hardly any dialogue there's just a lot of shooting so it's very good
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all right they're really in influenced
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by kind of 70s and 80s Grindhouse genre yeah okay it's it's that kind of stuff
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but this I did say last week I was going to try and watch some Nicholas winding
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Reen movies I couldn't find any to be honest I the only way I could get them
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uh well I I'd have to buy them and then have to buy them at like full PR no no
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no but like at full price not even like some some of these are quite old you
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know like 10 bucks n they wanted the full 20 on all of them I was like I
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don't I don't know yet I'm not committed enough to it to spend the full 20 on it
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you know that's one thing digital hasn't quite caught up on like remember when
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old DVDs and Blu-rays you go in you there's always like5 $10 with digital
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they will always be full price and they'll go on sale occasionally but
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there's never a we're just discounting this for for now like I have a feeling
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I'll probably enjoy the movie but well I enjoy it enough that I want to watch it
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more than once I don't know and I'm not going to pay that much money if I'm only
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going to watch it once you know it's like so we'll see I could even rent them
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I don't think so that includ only God forgives cuz I know you were super ke to
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get only God forgives actually was the most difficult to find wow uh online so
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uh the neon demon was quite rely available but like I said you had said I
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don't know about that so my least favorite by a long shot and then uh I
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think Valhalla Rising was more available but I I'll get around to them trying to
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find a documentary this week that was almost impossible to find called um
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machete maidens Unleashed which uh is
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about it's about cheap American films
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made in the Philippines during the 7s cuz there was a very very small window
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in the 70s where the Philippines wasn't wasn't under martial law and uh it was
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incredibly cheap to fil movies there so Roger Corman and a whole bunch of those
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guys just started wow outputting all their movies to like they would write
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the scripts in America send over one or two American actors but then just get
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Philipino directors and Crews and casts of extras to make the actual movies and
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like [ __ ] life is cheap over there at this point like people are like you need
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somebody to get punched in the face this guy will get punched in the face for
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five pesos you know so yeah right yeah and it'll look real cuz it'll it'll
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look very real um but it took me days to find a place
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where I could watch this did you watch it I eventually found it yeah great
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highly recommended um would did you see uh red letter media did a a little video
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on all the the current crop of Bruce Willis movies that have popped up have
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you seen this I have noticed that there are I'll link a bunch of new Bruce
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Willis movies that all kind of look like the same movie yeah so they noticed this
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there's there's some um budget film studio that I guess they
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basically the way that works is that they get a budget of like say it's 5
27:05
million 4 million goes to Bruce Willis yeah hopefully he shows up does a
27:12
couple of scenes and then they spend their and then they spend the rest of
27:15
the money on on the movie the garbage that is the rest of the movie wow and
27:20
yeah they watched uh they watched I think two of them each and then they
27:25
were like that's enough we we've got we've got the idea of what this is now
27:28
but yeah that's apparently that's the thing is that they um and and he
27:33
he he has an earpiece in right oh my God
27:38
clearly in a lot of shots because it's I mean
27:42
just yes wow cuz he's not going to spend time learning the script no God knows
27:47
for $4 million you don't get reloading lights so anyway I'll up on the day if
27:54
that sounds interesting and amusing I'll link to the red it it very very much
27:57
does go into it it it's very funny they got Clips in there have you heard of
28:03
haleywood haleywood haleywood is a podcast on at the moment about the town
28:10
called Haley which is somewhere in Middle America that Bruce Willis tried
28:14
to buy back in the early '90s no I've not he tried to buy and become
28:21
the mayor listen to this of this small Country Town um and when he couldn't do it
28:28
legitimately he just started buying up all the businesses
28:32
himself and uh okay so all right and it would become it was from this like
28:38
Backwater place with just like one pub at the end of Main Street and then
28:44
suddenly like A-list Los Angeles bands are playing
28:48
there on a Saturday night and the locals are like what the [ __ ] is going on in
28:52
our town that's very
28:55
interesting all right haleywood yeah M all right that's why he's got to do
29:01
these movies with $4 million to pay for that yeah well that's that's one of the
29:05
things does he need to do this maybe he does maybe he's a Johnny Depp style you
29:09
know bad with his money I never got the impression that he would be one of those
29:13
people that's bad with money but I'm just looking at IMDb and he's got like
29:17
20 movies in the last two years yeah like that's a
29:22
lot doing that many in 2 years is not enough to do anything good no no well
29:28
yeah like I said I'll link to the video you can see uh plenty of clips that will
29:32
indicate to you that none of them are very good I just saw something that's in
29:35
pre-production that I want to see what is it Fortress 3 oh Fortress
29:41
3 yes so they show clips from the movie Fortress and I don't know that it's the
29:46
Fortress you're thinking of oh damn oh no I've have seen there is another movie
29:51
called Fortress I honestly thought when I just saw three I thought it was a a sequel to
29:58
I think is one of those this is one of those slap together
30:02
ones that he just showed up so cuz Fortress 3 honestly could be a step
30:07
together one oh true the second one was you can't do Fortress without
30:11
Christopher Lambert come on I don't know you could I think you
30:14
could replace him with Bruce Willis now on Christopher Lambert's still around
30:18
and he is he's definitely up for some work so let's
30:22
not the last thing I saw in was a Mortal Kombat video game TR
30:28
oh yeah did you see that one where it was for the Mortal Kombat where the guy
30:31
kid was playing he turns and then Christopher lamber they going nice game kid
30:37
yeah [ __ ] love worst Raiden now I would to watched Fortress instead of top
30:44
secret I'm not saying Blu with the original
30:48
ending foress if you can find it with the truck I've got Fortress with the
30:53
truck through the bar the truck yeah yeah the flame he tries to shoot a truck with a
31:00
[Laughter] flamethrower I can see why they cut it
31:06
I'll be honest intestins inators
31:11
yeah uh uh can we talk about cyber
31:15
Punk we can have you played it recently I was I was playing it right before we
31:21
recorded this podcast Dan it's time all right the time has come ready for you to
31:25
play cyber Punk patch 1.5 came out it's got the Next Gen
31:30
update you can choose two modes of video performance and Ray tracing I recommend
31:36
performance personally you get 60 frames a second it looks great and uh they've
31:42
improved to release another sort of quick patch for the PlayStation 4 with
31:46
the disc version cuz when you install the patch it stopped working
31:50
completely yeah it happens yeah it was not it was not entirely smooth uh but
31:55
none of that affected me so I don't care yeah but yeah they made a bunch of
31:59
improvements Bunch patched a bunch of stuff uh we get fancy graphics on the
32:04
Xbox series X and also they've changed the way that the fixes give out the jobs
32:09
and I don't know it's it's good also one of the things that they've changed is
32:12
the romance options so when you're Romancing one of the characters they
32:15
will send you nudes to your phone mhm yeah see it's all good
32:20
stuff so very exciting and I have been playing it again and yeah it looks
32:24
[ __ ] great now I'm super happy I just I want to go and play it again except I
32:30
finished it so did I so what oh you yeah but you did you did your silly thing
32:35
where you just reloaded and did all the different options right I haven't quite
32:39
done that yet I haven't got all the endings yet but I've got the ending I
32:42
wanted yeah now I'm I can definitely play through again easily and choose
32:48
different stuff so no I'm actually waiting for them to release story DLC
32:54
mhm yeah and then I'll go back and play that's next up right this was the big
32:59
thing to kind of make it it's actually promised to begin with I mean if they've
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been working on this patch have they been working on any story DLC or is that
33:08
a long way off now I think what happened is the reception was so bad that they
33:12
were like all right everybody we've got to stop and focus on this stuff yeah so
33:18
you might be waiting a while for that L uh I I reckon I'm probably another 3 to
33:22
four months I think they'll want to make their money now keep running cuz
33:27
they're not going make M they don't doing this we'll get them a few more
33:31
sales but it's not going to be the big money spin the big money SP when they
33:35
release a story deal so yeah I think this is more about ple you know making
33:38
it up to the people who already bought the game I mean you know they already
33:42
had my money and they've done this anyway no I like we played it on the
33:46
Xbox series X and it was a flying game like people said some horrible [ __ ]
33:49
about I I city project I like him as a company I think they genuinely didn't
33:53
mean for this to be as you know the the disaster in quotes that it was launched
33:58
and it was for them a disaster and they're trying to make good I think
34:03
honestly this what happened will come down to a couple of people who not on
34:08
the game making side who are on the money side who going no we got to send
34:12
this out now promised everyone a
34:16
shame it had such a positive energy when it was released before anyone to play it
34:22
you know what I mean like great hype Kiana Reeves coming out and being like
34:26
I'm in this [ __ ] yes like I think if
34:30
it if they had just said no Xbox one no
34:34
PS4 it would have been fine y except the same it would had it would have had the
34:40
same push back that a Bethesda game gets when they release with all their bugs
34:45
yeah yeah cuz my experience on the series X and I think yours too Luke was
34:49
I had I hit a few bugs but nothing that bad I think I had to rest enjoy I really
34:55
enjoyed it was a it's a really good game um one of the things they have gone
34:59
through they've gone through and they've updated the skill tree in it yes and
35:03
they've gotten rid of stuff that's sort of useless do you know there was a skill
35:06
to something about firing underwater I didn't know that no I wouldn't have
35:11
taken that if I if I'd known was underwater very often no actually one
35:16
sequence that I can think of and I won't mention what it was cuz it's a spoiler
35:19
but there is a large sequence underwater but I don't think you have to shoot
35:21
anything from memory yeah maybe I don't need to pick a skill for
35:26
that but maybe they um removed stuff
35:31
underwater yeah I mean maybe it'll get added back at some point but yeah but I
35:36
think yeah I think they removed some like skills and stuff to sort of they
35:39
got rid of the ones that no one was picking and put in some new ones yeah
35:44
you can buy Apartments all around the city now more like I think five new
35:48
apartments so that's cool and your apartment is actually useful now cuz you
35:52
can go back and get uh if you sleep you get like a a buff and if you shower you
35:56
get a buff you can change your appearance by looking in the in the
35:59
window in the bathroom that was a big thing people wanted you can change not
36:03
your whole appearance you can change your hair and your certain things you
36:06
can now change your appearance anywhere you you can't change everything so there
36:11
are certain things like you know you can't change your dick so the dick you
36:17
choose at the start is the dick for the rest of the game exactly you can change
36:21
your hair you can change certain things but not they did get rid of one bug that
36:25
I think they should never got rid of the one way you dick out yeah I know that
36:29
was a good that sounds like an option to be honest you put pants on and then your
36:34
dick just still there yeah they fixed that unfortunately but yeah I think you
36:41
know you had asked Dan earlier if you should wait and I think you did wait I
36:44
think Now's the Time okay I'm excited um some of the people
36:49
who worked on this and like The Witcher stuff they've got off and made their own
36:54
Studio as well yes trying to find that River
36:59
wolves so I think I'm not quite sure why they left I think it might have been
37:04
just they'll do for change one more control maybe I think these guys have
37:09
been worked like [ __ ] slaves and
37:13
probably and they've well not really change of pace they're going off to work
37:18
on to deliver the next gen RPG so they're going to go and do exactly the
37:22
same thing but I think they're going to have control do we know what they working on
37:28
no uh a AAA Dark Fantasy role playing game I mean so probably quite similar to
37:34
The Witcher but you know yeah based some sort of original property but yeah the
37:41
watch it's it's Gil from Buffy he play as I would play the [ __ ]
37:46
out of that play that absolutely putting that out there right now especially they
37:50
made that Buffy game for Xbox no it was actually quite good I enjoyed it what no
37:55
there was a buffy game yeah yeah yeah
37:58
like original Xbox yeah yeah yeah like old school how come there's yeah I mean
38:04
I I was about to ask why AR isn't there a buffy game and then I answered it by
38:08
saying no one cares about Buffy anymore
38:10
exactly CU cuz I play I played this yeah oh
38:17
[ __ ] good game forgotten about this it was
38:22
bad man there was this real Buffy chaos
38:26
bleeds and yeah that period it's so funny like with with retro games it's
38:31
like anything from the 80s and 90s is still great still looks great because we
38:36
just think even those shitty 8 16 and 32-bit games are great looking because
38:43
of the Retro nature of them then early days of 3D PlayStation first Xbox it's
38:49
like that uncanny valley where they're just trying to make everything way too
38:53
realistic and you just can't go back to that I'm reading some of the so this is
38:58
The Buffy the Vampire Slayer game on Xbox Goofs right the intro incorrectly
39:05
credits the powers that be for the creation of the Slayer what what a
39:10
goof I bet they're [ __ ] embarrassed most if not all Vampires
39:16
will continue to talk after they die and turn to dust that sounds like a bug not
39:19
a goof like it's not like they just goof there like the vampires keep talking
39:25
after the the vampires still talk when they're dust in yeah they do probably
39:28
they do but a lot of them still talk after getting stabbed before turning to
39:33
DUS in the show there are many doors in this game that Buffy can't enter because
39:38
they're locked however in the show it's established that as the Slayer it's well
39:41
within Buffy's abilities to break open a door they've got under Goofs this sounds
39:47
like the same person wrote all of these yeah and it's not clearly not I I hope
39:53
they don't take that too seriously
39:58
they like you think the creators of this 20-year-old game are reading these Goofs
40:03
going oh we're [ __ ] up oh wait lock doors don't stop the Slayer ah
40:09
[ __ ] see we were just doing this as a way so we don't have to create what's
40:13
beyond that door because we don't have the budget for that and we want them to go this
40:20
way again but yeah you're right wasn't an open world game this is not the
40:24
generation of games you can go back to so no as you said there just that that
40:30
big gap of let's just leave that where it was as a stepping stone from the old
40:36
to the new like remember the game Croc Croc Croc on
40:42
Playstation it was a 3D platformer called Croc and uh and I
40:48
imagine oh is largely unplayable it's like Crash Bandicoot
40:54
style but like I don't know people are still loving to go back playing those
40:59
crash bands and Spiros and maybe that's this is still as playable as them wonder
41:04
if the we could buy the rights to Croc and we'll make a you know I mean
41:08
obviously we'd probably have to learn how to make a the 3D platform game first
41:13
and then we could well we buy the rights first and then we'll figure it out I'm
41:16
sure we I'm sure we could do it I'm sure we could do it make sure when you buy
41:19
the rights you're buying the rights and not just a book okay let's learn from
41:23
the mistakes that people have no I've bought an nft of the cover of the game
41:27
God and then now we're going to be did
41:30
you ever play the the crow game on the
41:34
first PlayStation [ __ ] no cuz I knew that was going to be terrible even when
41:39
that was a brand new game on a brand new
41:42
console still run like absolute [ __ ] yeah there there is yeah movie
41:49
tying games back then they were just there was no point in playing them no no
41:55
like all the old Star Wars TI in games although the nest ones were kind of fun
41:59
still actually I don't know if they were I think maybe it was just that I had
42:03
spent my en allance on it so I was going to play it no matter what yeah yeah
42:08
didn't matter if I was enjoying it I was going to play it speaking of games that
42:12
aren't fun to play Battlefield 2042 uh the EA's come out this week and
42:19
said actually it's because of uh Co and Halo infinite that the game is bad it's
42:25
actually it's not cuz the game is bad it's just that Halo infinite is better
42:28
and also Co I mean Co would suggest that the more people are at home with a lot
42:34
more time to play games see see the problem with this game
42:39
is is it was multiplayer only and they released it where multiplayer wasn't
42:44
playable yeah so there's nothing else to do it's not like I can go play single
42:49
player or anything it's I mean don't get me wrong that's not why I I was never
42:53
going to play this well I didn't play it but i s and I was sort of interested to
43:00
be honest for for various reasons the composers are very good it's um the
43:04
composer of the the um Chernobyl television series and of uh Joker
43:10
Academy Award winning composer of Joker Hilda uh Hilder can't pronounce the
43:14
surname so I won't try MH then I saw some videos of gameplay and that put me
43:19
right off yeah so yeah there there's actually even talk about it's possible
43:25
the games are going to go free to play soon that's probably still not going to
43:30
entice me away from cyber Punk I'll be honest well no well you can go play 10
43:35
hours of it for free now anyway cuz you got Xbox game pass n I'm
43:40
good but yeah yeah I don't know the trailers looked pretty cool I got to say
43:47
yeah but then it's just it's multiplayer and I'm not a big fan of multiplayer
43:52
only yeah it's the other people that's the problem yeah also gets a bit sey
43:58
over but you can't really blame Halo for being a better game that's why we didn't
44:03
do good I know it's such a weird thing to say honestly our biggest problem was
44:07
just that Halo was good and ours wasn't and if Halo hadn't been good people
44:11
might not have noticed that ours wasn't good not just Halo there were a lot of
44:15
games better than this and that's why that's why this wasn't perceived very
44:18
well yeah and so I think you'll find it's not our fault it's the other games that were the
44:24
problem oh so it's reported only 4 % of Xbox players bage to re level
44:31
15 B I think bothered is the word they were looking for not not managed
44:35
bothered bothered I think I think I might have got to level five just to get
44:40
an achievement and then went no I'm not playing this anymore yeah it wasn't
44:44
good oh hey I have a question you may know or not know this yet do you get so
44:50
patch 1.5 of cyber Punk changes the game kind of significantly and now it's
44:54
series X and S compatible do you get new
44:57
achievements no oh okay if I got new achievements you have already played
45:03
through it again yeah yes he'd be playing it while he was talking to us
45:07
exactly but no that's that's why I did actually just go and check as well to
45:11
see if they did release any new achievements like maybe buy all of the
45:14
apartments or anything no nothing there they need to start some games need
45:20
to start doing that yeah there are other games that uh this week have just
45:25
released like title updates um where is it one of them
45:31
is uh there's a title update for uh a game called 50
45:37
years right it's Title Update 4 as title update it also done Title Update 3 for
45:43
um windows so this title update gives you an extra th000 gamer score and it
45:50
will take me probably 20 minutes to unlock them
45:54
all that's how you entice Luke to buying game or updated game even updated game I
45:59
should say well this week because I haven't been working and I haven't been
46:05
able to move a lot I have just focused on my gamer School I've now just cracked
46:10
the top 300 in the world wow I on to
46:15
that for long just a bunch of
46:18
everything just really quick easy games
46:22
garbage yeah just garbage I'm going to play real games this week I'm going to
46:27
play Dying Light two and life is strange cuz the gamer score is the game for luk
46:33
unforunately it is life is strange I'm current I'm currently 299 in the world
46:39
life is strange looks cool I should play that Jen play Life Is Strange is good enjoyed
46:43
them and um Amazon have just optioned life as strange as a series they've got
46:49
a first look option um for life is strange and also for disco
46:54
elesium disco TV series Life is strange I think they
47:01
can do disco elium not so much I don't
47:05
know about disco elium as a passive
47:11
medium you know because when you play
47:16
as this character you're you're playing as not not just the greatest anti-hero
47:20
ever written but also the worst video game character to play in history yeah
47:27
somebody who can be killed by turning on a light trip over an old woman's
47:32
wheelchair and just die yeah that's right
47:37
um when you watch this series you're just going to be watching a [ __ ]
47:44
loser yeah so it depends who does this I mean if this if this is handled well
47:48
this this could be the greatest TV series ever it's also it's going to lose
47:52
that he's not going to die by switching on a light in the television show of course
47:57
so you're you're you're going to miss a lot of I assume it it'll just be the
48:02
main story beats with whichever of the
48:06
whichever of the silly options are more palatable for
48:12
TV yeah it's not going but life is strange I'm all for that I'll watch that
48:16
I've played through this will be I think my fourth time playing through life is
48:21
strange the one criticism I've heard of live stream like I haven't played it yet
48:24
but I know Jenna has said a couple times that she got annoyed that that no matter
48:28
you do have choices but that doesn't really change what happens no you at the
48:34
end of the game you do get there's one choice but no matter what you do out
48:38
through the entire game doesn't change those that choice at the end yeah okay
48:43
but I mean the the illusion of choice I guess is still but I mean that's most
48:47
games I think that's yeah yeah I think if it's done well that's fine but then I
48:52
I think it is done well because it does tie in like the choice at the end it
48:56
actually plays on like all those choices you played on earlier they don't affect
48:59
the choice you're going to make but you do see how those choices you made what
49:03
everything was leading to yeah I should play this play it it just came out on
49:08
Xbox series X there's a remastered Edition you know what else just came out
49:12
on Xbox series X cyberpunk luk that's all I care about all the other games are
49:17
going in the trash Dead Islands dead to me now I was having fun now I don't care
49:23
cyber Punk there are rumors that Dead Island 2's on track for next year now
49:30
yeah I saw that it's uh I'm all for that
49:35
yep gives me time to finish cyber Punk a couple more times well yeah I do have to finish
49:41
cyber Punk three more two more timeses there's actually a few achievements I
49:45
didn't get but they're annoying ones yeah oh oh sorry one other thing just
49:50
because I forgot to mention before you get more clothes uh at all the clothing
49:54
stores now there's more options available to you early on cuz one of the
49:57
big complaints was that you look like an idiot early in the game because you wear
50:02
clothes to up your stats but nothing matched but now there's more options
50:06
available for that so we going have to talk about cyberp
50:10
Punk again I promise cyber Punk they're not giving us any money no
50:17
we're not sponsored by anybody in fact we give them money I just really liked
50:21
this game and I was so bought this game when I was told it was basically
50:25
unplayable I still my money I was so bummed by how it all happened cuz it's so
50:32
good and was sort of annoying cuz at the time everyone was complaining about the
50:36
game but we were playing it and going this is a great game yeah like yeah I'm
50:41
enjoying this there's nothing wrong with this everything like the the the story
50:45
landed I really enjoyed it I got like the emotional bits maybe emotional and
50:49
then I was like I don't know what you guys are talking about I think it was
50:52
one of these things that the internet just jumped on the bandwagon for
50:55
[ __ ] on this game where a lot of people
50:59
probably on an old Xbox or PS4 fine it it did not you didn't have a good
51:06
experience but yeah on PC and on series X and I think Series S as well it was all
51:13
right just enjoy it maybe I do all right fine I'm going to install
51:20
it what did he just reach down to the [Music]
51:24
desk he was like his dick troller all right don't you have easy access to
51:29
your controllers is that a new custom controller yeah mine's right here
51:33
unfortunately my Xbox is in another room now um I actually own all of the colors
51:39
that came out for the Xbox series X and I've already broken two of hang on Oh Oh
51:43
I thought you meant like that custom shop where you could get every no you
51:47
choose the I purchased every possible combination of colors no I go through a controller I
51:54
probably break a controller every 3 to four months obviously not my wedding
51:58
controller that I bought that I got you guys this W no that one's downstairs so
52:01
I don't use that as often not because I don't want to use it
52:05
it's because I don't want to break it oh I used I used mine until it stop working
52:09
I still have it but it doesn't work anymore yeah bummer buttons was my
52:14
primary controller for a long time yeah it's out in the uh living I think
52:20
actually no Jenny uses the series X controller now I think it's just in a basket but
52:24
anyway what seems like something out of cyber Punk but is something out of real
52:28
life the new update to iPhone will now uh unlock your phone with face
52:34
recognition even when you're wearing your mask cuz that's the world we live
52:37
in now you have to train it uh if you're going to wear glasses or if you have to
52:42
wear glasses you've got to be wearing them when you train it though it'll get
52:46
because it gets confused and you can actually set multiple pairs of glasses
52:49
if you have multiples which is interesting and cuz the way the the face
52:53
ID works is a big secret no one really knows exactly how it knows it's you uh
52:59
but that's kind of a a bit of a clue is that clearly your lower face is heavily
53:05
involved if they've got it you know cuz you didn't have to worry about glasses
53:08
before now you do yes so I remember when it first came out I didn't like beards
53:15
yeah well everyone's got their own op a lot of people still don't even
53:20
Siri I like my beard I need to trim it though you don't have an iPhone though
53:25
so it's not a concern yeah have you ever had an iPhone Luke I I had original
53:31
iPhones I had the iPhone 3 3G was it that was the first one that came out
53:36
back when there was no other choice between smartphone oh that's true
53:41
yeah and that was the only one I had had an iPad that Felicia Day signed mhm do
53:46
you still have that no my father I gave it to my father wa and then I gave even
53:53
signed you gave you still gave it away I said I gave I gave went like here I'm
53:57
not using the iPad anymore you can have this just look after the case that's
54:00
signed by F day I quite like it and then I find out he just threw that away got a
54:05
you one of you could have given it back or something right well I have a photo
54:11
to commemorate that at least mhm I've got a photo with her as well I need to
54:16
get I don't have a photo of me with I wasn't allowed to get a photo with her
54:20
you made that very clear you didn't pay for the photo no I I mean I could have
54:26
the fact that I lined up with you to get one yeah very easily because we were the
54:30
last in line mhm so we got extra time yeah could have taken advantage of that
54:36
got a photo broke the rule and I spoke with her you spoke to her but that was
54:40
okay we had a nice chat and then I had nothing for her to sign and she thought
54:45
I had just lined up to tell her that I saw heard her on a
54:50
podcast she was on some [ __ ] podcast and I just I just waed in line with Luke
54:56
and then I and then he went up and then went off and then they were like come on
54:59
and I was like oh I might as well just say hello so I went up and I said Hi how
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are you I heard you on the I forget the name of the podcast I said I heard you
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on the whatever podcast the other week that was quite good and she was like oh
55:08
okay and I like all right anyway see you later she's like that guy waited in line
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for 2 hours just to say that oh that's great that's up there
55:20
with your painted yourself green yeah well I did wait in line for 2 hours to tell her that
55:27
that no but that was totally worth it should have just told
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Fel you should have told Felicia Day with a script that he's trying to
55:37
get to her and that she needs to ask Will We that was [ __ ] atrocious why did
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will weaton refuse to pass on that script to you you should have a sh to
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him they didn't even will weaton probably doesn't even know it was only
55:52
if [ __ ] Mike talked to Will weaton and told him that's why they vet questions at
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conventions now because of that oh they should have been vetting questions for
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years just don't give people random people the microphone
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no so my iPhone um did unlock previously because of my watch so if I have my
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Apple watch on my iPhone will unlock anyway which is actually kind of
56:17
annoying because my daughter will pick up the phone and it will unlock for her
56:22
and then she and she'll just buy things on Amazon which is which is adorable she's
56:28
allowed to take photos of herself but she's not allowed to buy stuff no I
56:33
prefer she didn't buy anything for example she took this photo
56:36
the other day that's a great photo you should make that your
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wallpaper yeah I mean it it's it's cute because she took it herself and but
56:48
except she's she's actually zoomed right in so it's the it's actually quite a
56:53
terrible photo to be honest and there are that's what makes Fred
56:59
photo you're right it is it's endearing in its Badness cuz it's like she took it
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herself it's like when that monkey took that
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selfie yeah oh and then well who owns it the monkey autop photographer so are you
57:14
comparing my daughter to a monkey damn no I'm saying have you got her
57:18
permission to use the photo oh I'm sure she'd be fry Joe Rogan fans listening um
57:24
his daughter is not africanamerican so I'm not I'm not doing that thing but
57:30
Jo oh oh oh gotcha there is some Joe Rogan news I saw yeah there's a bit of Joe Rogan
57:36
news I mean it seems like there's always Joe Rogan newses well this is I mean
57:40
this isn't really even the same thing this is not him saying more racist stuff
57:43
this is just comes out that um Spotify actually paid him I mean one of the
57:47
reasons they don't want to let him go or turnone him down is because actually
57:50
they paid him a significant amount more than what they even alluded to in the
57:54
first place possibly up to about $200 million is possibly the price it was
57:59
understood that it was yeah I think at the time everyone thought it was
58:03
understood to be about $100 million which was still a ridiculous amount of
58:08
money yeah right okay so yeah that's fair because there wasn't there was
58:12
never an accurate number it's just people figured that it was about that
58:15
but so no more right mhm yeah well I
58:21
mean yeah that would be a big mistake they're not going to fire him in other words no
58:28
they that's like what do they call that uh you know when you've you you spent so
58:33
much money on something that you just keep going even though you you need to
58:36
get your return on investment what do they call that it's like a it's a
58:40
fallacy it's spent uh spent C fallacy spent cost fallacy something like that
58:45
something cost fallacy where you're like I've spent $10,000 fixing this car I'm going to
58:52
keep driving it even though you know you're just going to keep spending money
58:56
and in this case Joe Rogan's Gonna Keep you're gonna keep driving Joe Rogan take
59:03
I meon or whatever let's not get specific I
59:08
shouldn't have gotten specific looks looking concerned don't take medical advice from
59:15
a podcast unless it's from me what would
59:19
you recommend people do to uh combat
59:22
Co um so for me uh get back wear a mask
59:27
and social distance and wash your hands we don't have to do that here anymore just for the
59:31
record no no no you yeah you should still be washing your hands no don't I
59:36
don't need to the pandemic's Overlook I'm covering
59:42
this cuz I'm in America I have to stand very close to the urinal now I am
59:46
covered in Piss as we discussed because otherwise people will will look at my
59:52
penis you know the best the best analogy for why you should wear a mask somebody
59:57
um had ever given me was was about piss and I and oh
1:00:02
yeah for for those who haven't heard yeah it's basically yeah but uh I just
1:00:09
wasn't sure list may not know we accidentally we accidentally robbed melin you there
1:00:15
yeah that's right yeah no I've I've heard this before I've heard this before
1:00:19
tell me more um yeah this is why everyone should wear a mask is because
1:00:23
it's the same reason that um everyone should wear pants if everyone was going
1:00:26
around peeing on each other so if I'm wearing no if I'm standing in front of
1:00:31
someone and neither of us are wearing pants and they're pissing on me I'm
1:00:35
going to get covered in Piss if just me is wearing pants I'm going to get a
1:00:39
little bit less piss but I'm still going to have quite a bit of piss on me and if
1:00:44
we're both wearing pants he's just a guy pissing himself mhm
1:00:49
yeah and in this case the piss is co
1:00:52
yeah yeah and the pants are icon
1:00:58
is the name of this episode The Pier is
1:01:02
co no we'll get banned from iTunes for
1:01:05
for that I know and we'll the warning on Spotify I'm already going to get us
1:01:11
banned because I made too many stupid not funny Co jokes already so yeah You'
1:01:17
got to Rum you just can't mention it at all even if you saying the correct
1:01:21
things to do yeah yeah because Spotify just do the blanket approach for up they
1:01:27
said the seaword they get a warning as well you got of
1:01:32
[Laughter] joean you know where you don't have to
1:01:38
wear a mask I still wear one you the pandemic's
1:01:44
over here mate actually they've they've lifted um restrictions in New South
1:01:48
Wales now you don't have to wear a mask here either and I went shopping
1:01:51
yesterday and I was like I'm still wearing a [ __ ] mask and I was very
1:01:54
pleased to see that everyone else was also wearing a and I was like good I
1:01:57
leave the house I wear a mask same
1:02:00
same anytime soon yeah but in the Afterparty masks are not not I mask on
1:02:07
my dick in the Afterparty cuz that's the only thing I we haven't updated to the
1:02:10
new version of iOS so we don't know how to tell if it's you if you're wearing a
1:02:16
mask so whip them off pants off too whip those off too yeah stop pissing on me
1:02:22
unless I ask clothing is uh not allowed in them after party oh head to
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1:02:31
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