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He's the Sexiest Man Alive... · Scott & Ally on Demand

• 0:00
  SPEAKER_01: This might be a really ridiculously obvious question because you're are already gonna be on an abbreviated week.
• 0:06
  SPEAKER_01: Has has anybody else struggled to remember what the hell day it is?
• 0:09
  SPEAKER_01: I thought I thought yesterday so admittedly behind the scenes I've been doing some very intensive detailed work in a computer program that has had my mind kind of swimming.
• 0:21
  SPEAKER_01: I thought yesterday was Thursday and I was running out of time.
• 0:23
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, don't you wish.
• 0:24
  SPEAKER_01: Yesterday was Tuesday, and then this morning I'm sitting here going, well, it's finally Thursday.
• 0:28
  SPEAKER_01: No, it's not.
• 0:29
  SPEAKER_01: It's it's it's Wednesday.
• 0:31
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 0:32
  SPEAKER_01: But you think about this, like this is the weird week.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yesterday, Lydia had a picture day at school.
• 0:37
  SPEAKER_01: There's all this Halloween stuff stuff coming up on Friday.
• 0:41
  SPEAKER_01: Does that seem late?
• 0:42
  SPEAKER_01: No, it seems like a weird week with Halloween and everything.
• 0:45
  SPEAKER_01: Uh it just I don't know why.
• 0:46
  SPEAKER_01: It seems like a very weird week to me.
• 0:48
  SPEAKER_00: We always had our picture day in September, though.
• 0:51
  SPEAKER_00: That's why, yeah, that's why I'm surprised that it's so late.
• 0:54
  SPEAKER_00: But I'll although I was just at Zach's brother's house and they have two kids, very young kids, and they were just having their picture day come up too.
• 1:01
  SPEAKER_01: Oh maybe it maybe it's not.
• 1:03
  SPEAKER_01: It just seems like a weird week.
• 1:04
  SPEAKER_01: Well, like everything with the calendar this year, it's weird.
• 1:07
  SPEAKER_01: And I mean you've got Daylight savings time is on Saturday.
• 1:10
  SPEAKER_01: Well, yeah, when you go to bed, you're gonna be thank god, get yourself the extra hour.
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  SPEAKER_00: Do you know though?
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  SPEAKER_00: This is the from now until 2037, this is the only time that Halloween's gonna fall on a Saturday.
• 1:20
  SPEAKER_01: Oh, that stinks.
• 1:21
  SPEAKER_00: I well, yes, but that's why you gotta make it count.
• 1:24
  SPEAKER_01: Did you also know Athens is doing theirs on Thursday?
• 1:28
  SPEAKER_01: At least I got a text on that saying that.
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  SPEAKER_01: I never researched it, I just went along with the text.
• 1:32
  SPEAKER_01: They're trick-or-treating?
• 1:33
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah.
• 1:34
  SPEAKER_01: I think that they're like, what a great way to give the middle finger to every teacher in the school district.
• 1:38
  SPEAKER_01: Here's your sugared up kids when you could have had it on Saturday.
• 1:41
  SPEAKER_00: I feel like they've done that though for years because of the whole drunk driving uh possibility.
• 1:48
  SPEAKER_00: So yeah.
• 1:49
  SPEAKER_01: I mean, I understand.
• 1:50
  SPEAKER_01: I I do, but I have a piece of audio I want to play about that later, too.
• 1:55
  SPEAKER_01: Um, so I it's just been an off week because, like I said, I mean, we've got two school parades on Saturday, so it's like all this is happening.
• 2:02
  SPEAKER_01: I don't know what day I'm really mentally in right now, but I can tell you this.
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  SPEAKER_01: Yesterday while you were gone, the news broke.
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  SPEAKER_01: Noah Wiley's Sexiest Man, People Magazine.
• 2:12
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, I saw it on social, and I was so glad.
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  SPEAKER_00: That is that is the perfect pick.
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  SPEAKER_00: And not just for his looks, for his impeccable acting skills and likability.
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  SPEAKER_00: He's got it.
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  SPEAKER_01: The likability.
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  SPEAKER_00: He's got it all.
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  SPEAKER_01: And the funniest line, I laughed about this yesterday, was they even had on the cover, they go, no second opinion needed.
• 2:32
  SPEAKER_01: That was clever.
• 2:34
  SPEAKER_00: I told Zach we were laying on the couch and I said, Did you see who got voted sexiest man alive besides you?
• 2:41
  SPEAKER_01: I was gonna say, did he use the classic line while uh was I at least on the list?
• 2:48
  SPEAKER_00: And then he also watched the pit.
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  SPEAKER_00: So he was like, uh yes, sexiest man alive.
• 2:52
  SPEAKER_01: I even admitted it yesterday.
• 2:54
  SPEAKER_01: I said, I can't argue this and once I mean I did always I did mention there's always next year for me, but oh yes.
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  SPEAKER_01: We'll see.
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  SPEAKER_01: All right, that takes me to this.
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  SPEAKER_01: We're gonna talk sexy for a minute.
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  SPEAKER_01: And on top of that, it could score you Rocky Horror Picture Show pack uh tickets to go see that show at the Clemens Center, which is like the perfect timing for this show to come.
• 3:15
  SPEAKER_00: Um not only is it Rocky Horror Picture Show, but the original Columbia will be there tomorrow too.
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  SPEAKER_01: And it is Halloween week.
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  SPEAKER_01: It is the perfect thing.
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  SPEAKER_01: So we we now know Noah.
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  SPEAKER_01: He's got himself that title.
• 3:28
  SPEAKER_01: What is it?
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  SPEAKER_01: What is a chore or an activity that your partner does that you're just like, I'm over here drooling.
• 3:36
  SPEAKER_00: I'm just his bird watching just really floods my basement.
• 3:39
  SPEAKER_01: Yeah, I didn't think you were there's also a really good reason why he didn't get voted on People magazine.
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  SPEAKER_00: When he says, when he says, honey, look at that big breasted tit, I'm like, yes.
• 3:51
  SPEAKER_01: I am hub a hub.
• 3:53
  SPEAKER_01: I've been since 16.
• 3:55
  SPEAKER_01: Right, right.
• 3:57
  SPEAKER_01: And then underneath that, instead of it having a subheadline going no second opinion needed, they would say flew the coop.
• 4:04
  SPEAKER_01: Uh but um bum.
• 4:05
  SPEAKER_01: So is there a chore that your partner does, okay, that admittedly does flood your basement?
• 4:12
  SPEAKER_01: Because I guarantee you there's nothing that I do.
• 4:13
  SPEAKER_01: In fact, to be honest with you, I'm looking for volunteers to go on my roof this weekend and blow the gutters out from all the leaves that have gotten there.
• 4:20
  SPEAKER_01: So that chore is not even gonna look sexy for me.
• 4:23
  SPEAKER_01: So you see where I'm going with it.
• 4:24
  SPEAKER_00: You call the call the gutter man?
• 4:26
  SPEAKER_00: Ooh, so sexy.
• 4:28
  SPEAKER_00: I'll be down there drooling.
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  SPEAKER_00: Oh, seven.
• 4:32
  SPEAKER_00: Five, five, five.
• 4:35
  SPEAKER_00: All right roof.
• 4:36
  SPEAKER_00: This is roof.
• 4:39
  SPEAKER_01: So true.
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  SPEAKER_01: So I want to know.
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  SPEAKER_01: Is there something sexy that your partner does that you just maybe you've never admitted it to him, maybe you did, but you're just sitting back there going, oh wow.
• 4:52
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, baby.
• 4:53
  SPEAKER_00: When you clean out those refrigerator drawers.
• 4:58
  SPEAKER_01: I'll give you Rocky on a picture show about tickets.
• 5:01
  SPEAKER_00: Love it when you cut your toenails in the toilet.
• 5:05
  SPEAKER_00: Oh, baby.
• 5:06
  SPEAKER_01: You finally got a good aim with the hat instead of your piss.