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WKND Rewind: The week Jason Derulo visited us · Johnjay & Rich On Demand

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  Speaker 1: He dummy. If you get free roses, it's a trap.
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  Speaker 2: War of the Roses starts.
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  Speaker 1: Right now on John Jay and Ridge.
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  Speaker 2: One O four to seven Kiss FM, John Jay and
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  Speaker 2: Rich It's time for War the Roses. You're in a relationship,
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  Speaker 2: you think somebody could be cheating on you, so you
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  Speaker 2: come to us like Mariah, Hi, Mariah, Hi, good morning,
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  Speaker 2: what's your story? Who's cheating on you?
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  Speaker 3: Okay, guys. So, I like genuinely feel like something weird
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  Speaker 3: is going on with my husband, And mostly it's because,
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  Speaker 3: like we share all of our calendars, you know, like
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  Speaker 3: the Google calendar. We've always lived by it, and if
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  Speaker 3: it's not on the calendar, like literally it doesn't exist.
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  Speaker 3: But lately he keeps like saying he told me about
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  Speaker 3: plans that he has, but there's nothing on the calendar.
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  Speaker 3: It's never been on the calendar.
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  Speaker 4: And he'll like kind of like gaslight me.
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  Speaker 3: And be like, no, I told you I had this
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  Speaker 3: We're happy hour, and I'm like no, Like, first of all,
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  Speaker 3: you didn't tell me this.
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  Speaker 5: Second of all, it's not on the calendar.
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  Speaker 3: And then I also feel like he's been acting a
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  Speaker 3: little bit shady, like his phone keeps ringing at random times,
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  Speaker 3: and he keeps saying it's a spam call, but like,
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  Speaker 3: I don't know. He gets really like weird and anxious
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  Speaker 3: when it rings, especially when I'm around, So I don't
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  Speaker 3: know if I'm like overthinking it or if my gut's
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  Speaker 3: trying to tell me something that I seriously need you
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  Speaker 3: guys to help me figure this out.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, those are pretty suspicious.
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  Speaker 6: I don't like any of those behaviors.
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  Speaker 7: Is he like mentioning anyone's name in specific like at
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  Speaker 7: work that he is kind of hanging out with or
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  Speaker 7: telling you.
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  Speaker 3: Stories super vague hm, and he looks.
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  Speaker 6: Through his phone.
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  Speaker 3: So if I want to no, I know, not yet.
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  Speaker 8: They remember I told you when they obviously didn't tell you.
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  Speaker 8: That's not good.
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  Speaker 9: Yeah, And I mean I get that because sometimes I
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  Speaker 9: do that where I'm like I told you that, like
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  Speaker 9: of course I told you that, I tell you everything,
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  Speaker 9: and then I'm like, I probably had a million and
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  Speaker 9: one things that I was doing that day. But for
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  Speaker 9: it to be a consistent pattern that's never really been
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  Speaker 9: a thing, I can see why that would definitely raise
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  Speaker 9: some red flags.
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  Speaker 3: Yeah, it's definitely like new behavior. Like I usually don't
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  Speaker 3: get like weird or nervous about stuff like this, but
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  Speaker 3: it's like something is just telling me, like this is
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  Speaker 3: not right.
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  Speaker 9: Trust your gut.
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  Speaker 2: Yeah, what's your husband's name?
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  Speaker 10: Charles?
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  Speaker 2: Okay, Charles. We'll get Charles on the phone and we're
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  Speaker 2: gonna see who he thinks he should send flowers to.
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  Speaker 2: All right, So hey, tky, we're gonna get his number
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  Speaker 2: from you and we'll get him on the phone. Hold on.
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  Speaker 2: War of the Roses continues next with John Jay and Rich.
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  Speaker 11: Chaos was a radio show. You're listening to it, eats
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  Speaker 11: John Jay and Rich.
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  Speaker 2: We are in the middle of War of the Roses.
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  Speaker 2: You've got marij She thinks her husband, Charles is cheating,
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  Speaker 2: and the reason being is because he gets all these
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  Speaker 2: spam calls that your Google calendar is not seeking up.
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  Speaker 2: He says, he told you about certain appointments and doing
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  Speaker 2: and and that's You're just like, that's that's enough. You're
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  Speaker 2: like you want us to find out for you? Am
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  Speaker 2: I right that?
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  Speaker 12: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: All right, yeah, exactly, all.
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  Speaker 2: Right, kyliere, you ready, I'm ready? All right, here we go.
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  Speaker 6: Hello, is Charles available?
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  Speaker 2: Yes?
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  Speaker 7: Perfect, just a man I'm looking for. It's kind of
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  Speaker 7: your lucky day. So my name is Bella and with
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  Speaker 7: a new company. We're called Jay and our flowers. Remember
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  Speaker 7: that that's what this is all about, getting the word out.
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  Speaker 7: We actually have a really cool social media campaign that
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  Speaker 7: you've been chosen for and so basically you get to
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  Speaker 7: be our micro influencer. What this means for you, Charles,
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  Speaker 7: is you get to send our most romantic bouquet of
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  Speaker 7: roses to whoever you want, think of someone special you
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  Speaker 7: would like to surprise.
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  Speaker 6: We'll send these roses out. It's totally free for you.
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  Speaker 7: And we kind of just asked that you post about
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  Speaker 7: us on whichever social media platform.
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  Speaker 1: You use the most, and I just post about an answerree.
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  Speaker 13: Yeah.
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  Speaker 7: I mean, it's kind of like a marketing thing for us,
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  Speaker 7: but like I said, it is our most romantic book case.
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  Speaker 7: If you've got someone special, it's definitely a great way
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  Speaker 7: to surprise them and impress them.
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  Speaker 13: Yeah cool, All right, cool.
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  Speaker 6: So I don't really need.
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  Speaker 7: Any personal information from you, like credit card or anything
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  Speaker 7: like that, but I will send the flowers out with
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  Speaker 7: a nice little card. And this is where I say
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  Speaker 7: you get to personalize it depending on the nature of
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  Speaker 7: your relationship. So just let me know the message and
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  Speaker 7: then I'll get name address and give you a time.
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  Speaker 7: They'll be sent out, all.
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  Speaker 2: Right, cool, and it's romantic, so oh yeah, long.
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  Speaker 6: Stem red roses, crystal vase, the whole thing.
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  Speaker 12: Nice, all right, as to say, yeah, say baby, your.
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  Speaker 6: Summertime fine, your summertime fine?
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  Speaker 4: Yeah, okay, and have an amazing weekend.
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  Speaker 6: Have an amazing weekend.
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  Speaker 1: I love that on it.
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  Speaker 7: Oh of course, of course you need emoji's all right, hard?
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  Speaker 7: And then Charles, do you want like to love?
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  Speaker 9: Charles?
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  Speaker 2: Okay?
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  Speaker 6: Just heart, heart, the heart will do, the heart will.
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  Speaker 14: Do, got it?
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  Speaker 2: Okay?
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  Speaker 6: Okay? And then who did you want me to address
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  Speaker 6: this to?
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  Speaker 2: How you send it to? Isabelle?
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  Speaker 1: Is all?
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  Speaker 15: Hell?
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  Speaker 4: Excuse me?
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  Speaker 3: Summertime? Fine?
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  Speaker 4: Are you serious?
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  Speaker 16: Right now?
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  Speaker 1: Charles?
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  Speaker 2: How do you?
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  Speaker 17: How'd you get on the call?
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  Speaker 2: Did you?
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  Speaker 1: What are you doing?
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  Speaker 18: You?
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  Speaker 3: You just actually sent flowers to some random girl?
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  Speaker 14: You know that.
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  Speaker 16: I heard that?
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  Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no, hold on, hold on wait
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  Speaker 2: wait what are you doing?
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  Speaker 10: What are you?
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  Speaker 2: What is this?
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  Speaker 19: You're you're sending flowers?
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  Speaker 1: You're sing this girl?
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  Speaker 19: Are you stupid?
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  Speaker 10: Actually?
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  Speaker 6: No, it was okay?
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  Speaker 9: You said.
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  Speaker 3: First of all, you sound a thirsty as hell. Summertime fine,
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  Speaker 3: you're thirty.
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  Speaker 15: Four years old.
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  Speaker 16: Why do you gotta bring that out?
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  Speaker 1: Why are always embarrassing me and him?
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  Speaker 6: Like, I mean embarrassed?
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  Speaker 5: You child?
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  Speaker 3: You you are the embarrassment. You drive my car around
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  Speaker 3: acting single while you're literally your debit card is declining.
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  Speaker 3: Up Taco Bell, I told you, no, I don't even
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  Speaker 3: care what you have to say flirting with women while
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  Speaker 3: I'm over. You're paying your all of your bills, your
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  Speaker 3: PHAM mill, your stupid car payment, and.
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  Speaker 16: I was just being friendly.
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  Speaker 5: How would do it?
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  Speaker 2: No, you're stupid?
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  Speaker 16: Wow, what are you acting crazy for?
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  Speaker 3: I don't know you're I'm not acting crazy. I'm acting
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  Speaker 3: completely justified in this. I'm so tired of taking care
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  Speaker 3: of of of you. You're supposed to be a fucking
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  Speaker 3: grown men, and you contribute nothing to this relationship except
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  Speaker 3: for like stress.
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  Speaker 12: Okay, that's.
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  Speaker 2: Done?
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  Speaker 20: Like that?
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  Speaker 9: Yeah?
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  Speaker 3: Really no, you're no, I'm done. I'm You're You're just
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  Speaker 3: now you're unemployed and single?
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  Speaker 2: Crazy Charles, Charles, Charles, I got prospects. Listen. Hey, you're
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  Speaker 2: on the radio. You're on War the Roses with John
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  Speaker 2: Jay and Rich So yeah, you got busted. OK, nice show, guys.
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  Speaker 5: Great, you don't even know what's going on.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not I'm not even cheating.
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  Speaker 8: I'm not cheating.
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  Speaker 16: I'm just playing around.
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  Speaker 21: There's a girl that I work with, is it Bell?
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  Speaker 21: Just like she's my homie. It works, she's my homie work.
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  Speaker 8: I'm not.
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  Speaker 2: I'm not gonna call somebody summertime.
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  Speaker 8: It's like, real, Well do you think that when she
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  Speaker 8: gets flowers romantic red roses from you saying your summertime?
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  Speaker 2: Fine?
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  Speaker 8: What is she supposed to think about that?
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  Speaker 11: Oh?
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  Speaker 8: Yeah, she knows it's a joke. No, she doesn't joke.
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  Speaker 9: Jokes are supposed to be sunny. Charles, that's not fun.
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  Speaker 12: You didn't think that was funny?
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  Speaker 13: I did it.
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  Speaker 9: Actually, I'm sorry Mariah that you had to hear that.
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  Speaker 13: That's not all the time.
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  Speaker 2: Grocery shopping.
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  Speaker 16: Yesterday I bought I bought eggs.
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  Speaker 6: So he's even trying to guess, like us, thanks for
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  Speaker 6: your contribution.
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  Speaker 2: Expensive.
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  Speaker 9: I can't argue with that. But obviously your girl friels disrespected.
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  Speaker 2: So wait, I'm not trying to do that. Listen right,
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  Speaker 2: I'm not trying to disrespect you.
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  Speaker 16: I'm just playing around.
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  Speaker 10: You know me, Come on disrespecting me?
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  Speaker 3: And I have no time to listen to anything else
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  Speaker 3: that you have to say.
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  Speaker 2: All right, something like that. You guys talk about it later,
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  Speaker 2: but just to let you know that in the Rules
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  Speaker 2: of War of the Roses, he sent the flowers somebody else. Yeah. Yeah, man,
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  Speaker 2: we can be playing about other people's will stay Come on,
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  Speaker 2: come on baby, I'm kidding anyway, Mariah, good luck to you.
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  Speaker 2: You want to know if he's cheating, and he is.
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  Speaker 2: So there you go. Thanks, you got about they don't
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  Speaker 2: know all. That's where the roses to Judge and Richard stop.
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  Speaker 13: Just yelling at the radio.
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  Speaker 11: Call us eight seven seven nine three seven one o
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  Speaker 11: four seven.
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  Speaker 1: It's John Jay and Ridge.
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  Speaker 2: Okay. So I was talking about being in church, and
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  Speaker 2: then Kyle had an experience in her church which is
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  Speaker 2: totally different than the experience I had at my church.
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  Speaker 6: Yeah, very very different.
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  Speaker 7: So we go to Sun Valley and it's got a
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  Speaker 7: bunch of different locations, and so the actual like main pastor,
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  Speaker 7: he just goes to one location and then it's like
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  Speaker 7: on the big screen everywhere else. And we go to
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  Speaker 7: one of the locations were's just on the big screen
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  Speaker 7: everywhere else, and Scott like loves our main pastor. And
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  Speaker 7: then we have there's like a teaching pastor and his
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  Speaker 7: name's Robert, and and they're both always adjusted that one location.
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  Speaker 7: And last weekend, Robert we saw him, like as we
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  Speaker 7: were walking in, he was walking out and I was like,
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  Speaker 7: oh my gosh, was that Robert.
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  Speaker 6: It was like seeing a celebrity or something, and it's like,
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  Speaker 6: what he's here.
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  Speaker 7: He's like location what Anyway, So we go through the
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  Speaker 7: whole the whole service, and then at the end of
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  Speaker 7: the service, Robert is on stage to make this big
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  Speaker 7: announcement that the changes and blah blah blah.
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  Speaker 6: So afterwards he's like, I'd really like to, you.
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  Speaker 7: Know, meet everyone at this location because I'm not really here,
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  Speaker 7: and we're like, we gotta go meet Rara, right obviously.
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  Speaker 7: So so afterwards we see him out in the lobby
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  Speaker 7: area and like we're walking up to him and he
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  Speaker 7: kind of walks him to us and he's like, are
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  Speaker 7: you Kyle, And I was like what.
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  Speaker 6: I was like, yeah, He's like we went to high
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  Speaker 6: school together. What we did.
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  Speaker 13: He's like yeah, He's like it.
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  Speaker 7: Was only for one year because then he changed schools
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  Speaker 7: and he's like tell me about who he dated.
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  Speaker 6: And I'm like, oh my gosh, that is wild, Like
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  Speaker 6: this whole time, I never made that connection. Wow, Like
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  Speaker 6: I saw you walking in and wanted.
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  Speaker 2: I wonder what his story is like? Was he just
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  Speaker 2: the guy like a little nerd preacher future preacher looking
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  Speaker 2: at Kyle who was in love with Kyle?
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  Speaker 6: No, he was dating Carly Domingez. She was very like
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  Speaker 6: a hot commodity.
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  Speaker 2: But do you do you remember him? What grade?
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  Speaker 6: Was it my sophomore year?
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  Speaker 2: Do you remember him? Did you look him up in
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  Speaker 2: the in the I've been.
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  Speaker 7: Trying to find my yearbook, like desperately trying to find it,
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  Speaker 7: and I like, I think, I think I do remember,
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  Speaker 7: like the group of people he hung out with, and
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  Speaker 7: it wasn't really that big of a school, so I
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  Speaker 7: definitely remember.
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  Speaker 13: What do you guys know?
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  Speaker 6: There's a lot of things I don't remember because my
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  Speaker 6: brain doesn't work.
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  Speaker 8: It's the only people in your graduating class. Wasn't over
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  Speaker 8: two hundred?
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  Speaker 6: Was it sixty nine?
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  Speaker 8: Yes? He so you think the people from there?
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  Speaker 6: It was one year and then she left, so yeah.
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  Speaker 7: So I've been desperately trying to find my yearbook to
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  Speaker 7: try to like flip through, and there's a small part
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  Speaker 7: of me that thinks we were in speech and debate together.
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  Speaker 2: It's kind of weird, though, I kind of feel like
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  Speaker 2: I'm just making up these feelings, like putting myself in
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  Speaker 2: your situation. I kind of feel like a pastor should
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  Speaker 2: be from somewhere else.
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  Speaker 6: Not a Christian school.
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  Speaker 2: No, no, not not from your own town. I feel like,
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  Speaker 2: have you ever heard that phrase? No pastors should be
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  Speaker 2: from somewhere else.
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  Speaker 8: No, a prophet is never appreciated in his hometown. You
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  Speaker 8: gotta go some where else we appreciate.
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  Speaker 2: And I feel like there's like people you just like
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  Speaker 2: you don't know their history, like you shouldn't. Like they
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  Speaker 2: almost seem untouchable and like not real, you know what
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  Speaker 2: I mean? Like I saw my pastor one time at Safeway,
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  Speaker 2: and you're like, what do you?
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  Speaker 8: Whoa?
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  Speaker 13: Whoa?
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  Speaker 2: It was like when you were a kid. I remember
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  Speaker 2: I saw my third grade teacher at the grocery store
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  Speaker 2: one time. I was like, whoa, hold on and then
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  Speaker 2: in the pikes and.
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  Speaker 6: They looked different in like normal, even though they wear
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  Speaker 6: normal clothes.
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  Speaker 8: But that's weird that you grew up with your pastor
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  Speaker 8: and didn't know it. I know, it's great. My mom
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  Speaker 8: was friends with the nuns at our school, So sometimes
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  Speaker 8: the nuns would come over and hang out and drink
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  Speaker 8: with my mom and drink. Yeah, they'd have glasses of
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  Speaker 8: wine and hang out in the in the living room,
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  Speaker 8: which we weren't even allowed in sixth grade.
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  Speaker 2: The principal at our school is named mister Black. And
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  Speaker 2: I remember I was riding my bike one time and
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  Speaker 2: I was just you know, when you're a kid who
• 12:48
  Speaker 2: was riding my bikes in the middle of nowhere and
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  Speaker 2: mister Black was working in his front yard and I
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  Speaker 2: saw him, and I freaked out, like it was like
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  Speaker 2: seeing a frigging Chewbacca or a real person.
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  Speaker 8: I just took all right, and is what happens to Kyle?
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  Speaker 8: And he walked up to her, he knew her.
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  Speaker 2: I know that was crazy.
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  Speaker 6: What's happening here?
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  Speaker 8: Are you?
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  Speaker 13: Kyle?
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  Speaker 9: Yeah?
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  Speaker 2: And he points to you.
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  Speaker 16: Shame.
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  Speaker 2: I'm glad police cops principles. Yeah, pastors, you shouldn't see
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  Speaker 2: them in public. At least you didn't. You saw him
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  Speaker 2: in the church, right anyways.
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  Speaker 6: Hilarious wild experience.
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  Speaker 13: John Jay Rich, what's crack aleg? And this is the
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  Speaker 8: Gipsel Dang boom, what you don't do.
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  Speaker 13: We're not talking about Rin ten team, We're not talking
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  Speaker 13: about last year.
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  Speaker 22: double jib in your face to be and.
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  Speaker 13: In the place to be, and you're listened to John
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  Speaker 13: Jay and rich Wake your ass.
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  Speaker 2: been a while since we had a in studio guest
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  Speaker 2: Yeah?
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  Speaker 8: I did?
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  Speaker 14: Yeah, how much do you love it? I love every
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  Speaker 8: I was watching like all the charts, like with Drake's
• 14:39
  Speaker 8: doing and what the Weekend's doing, and everybody's like, who's
• 14:42
  Speaker 8: the next Michael Jackson. I don't think we can have
• 14:45
  Speaker 8: another Michael.
• 14:45
  Speaker 17: It's just a Michael is the new Michael.
• 14:48
  Speaker 18: Yeah.
• 14:49
  Speaker 14: And anytime you rewatch something like oh that was special,
• 14:52
  Speaker 14: beyond special, witnessed something that probably doesn't come around.
• 14:57
  Speaker 17: It doesn't. It doesn't. I mean I don't.
• 14:58
  Speaker 14: I don't think another Michael comes around. It's even the
• 15:02
  Speaker 14: pure essence of being inspirational. You know, he has inspired
• 15:07
  Speaker 14: every single musician since you know, So it's not just
• 15:12
  Speaker 14: the numbers, it's not just the pandemonium at that time.
• 15:15
  Speaker 14: It's it's also every single artist has become a product
• 15:19
  Speaker 14: of Michael.
• 15:20
  Speaker 2: After Michael. Well, let me tell you this. So yesterday
• 15:22
  Speaker 2: I'm at the gym working out and I was telling
• 15:23
  Speaker 2: the people I work out with hate Jason derul is
• 15:25
  Speaker 2: coming to studio tomorrow, and they're like, put on Jason.
• 15:28
  Speaker 2: So we put on Jason Drul and worked out to you.
• 15:30
  Speaker 2: And your new song is a good workout song. Word
• 15:33
  Speaker 2: I love sexy, sexy for me, Sexy for me. I
• 15:36
  Speaker 2: don't know if you worked out to it, but I
• 15:37
  Speaker 2: was with all this working out for it, and I
• 15:39
  Speaker 2: was like, yeah, man, it's a good workout song, man,
• 15:41
  Speaker 2: for sure.
• 15:42
  Speaker 14: Ironically actually wrote it part of it on the stair master.
• 15:46
  Speaker 14: Really essence of that. Yeah, Man, I was on the step.
• 15:52
  Speaker 14: I hate the stare mester by the way, I know,
• 15:54
  Speaker 14: but it was getting me through and I was having
• 15:57
  Speaker 14: the best time on the StairMaster finally, And you know,
• 16:01
  Speaker 14: I was creating this song because I wanted to create
• 16:03
  Speaker 14: some sort of a backdrop for you know, you to
• 16:06
  Speaker 14: feel like your most confident, most sexy self.
• 16:08
  Speaker 17: And I guess you know in the gym, you know
• 16:10
  Speaker 17: that's how you want to feel.
• 16:11
  Speaker 2: Okay, wait, so walk me through it. You're on the StairMaster.
• 16:13
  Speaker 2: And now talking about the Michael Jackson movie. When he
• 16:16
  Speaker 2: was writing was he was like and he was writing, Mama,
• 16:20
  Speaker 2: say mam Son, Michael, Mama say, So You're on the StairMaster,
• 16:23
  Speaker 2: and what's going on your head to write that song?
• 16:25
  Speaker 14: What's going on in my head is I want to
• 16:30
  Speaker 14: exude the sexiest lyric that I possibly can, but I
• 16:36
  Speaker 14: wanted to come from a female perspective, so I want
• 16:39
  Speaker 14: her to feel like she is above me, you know,
• 16:44
  Speaker 14: for lack of a better term.
• 16:45
  Speaker 2: So you're like on it, you're leaning on the saying
• 16:47
  Speaker 2: and you're like and you're like, wait a minute, wait
• 16:48
  Speaker 2: a minute, like what words come to your head? And
• 16:51
  Speaker 2: what do you keep saying over and over again to go,
• 16:53
  Speaker 2: I gotta write this down.
• 16:54
  Speaker 17: I mean all of it. I mean truth.
• 16:55
  Speaker 14: Be told you the truth. You know truth, He told
• 16:58
  Speaker 14: you the truth. That was just like, like God took
• 17:01
  Speaker 14: his time on your sexy. It's it's not your it's
• 17:04
  Speaker 14: not your it's not your body, it's your mind makes
• 17:06
  Speaker 14: you sexy.
• 17:07
  Speaker 2: You know that's good.
• 17:11
  Speaker 14: That make her feel like she's above me. You know
• 17:13
  Speaker 14: her sexy is is far too good for me. And
• 17:16
  Speaker 14: uh yeah, that was the thought process, you know, while
• 17:18
  Speaker 14: I was honest, their masks, man, that's awesome, not dying.
• 17:22
  Speaker 2: So said, I don't know where we're on. Well, we
• 17:24
  Speaker 2: can't say because a lot of times we get guests
• 17:26
  Speaker 2: in the studio don't say this, so breaking up this
• 17:28
  Speaker 2: and so for you guys have said nothing. But I
• 17:29
  Speaker 2: want to just tell you this. My wife is a
• 17:31
  Speaker 2: huge fan of yours. And when I told her, I go,
• 17:34
  Speaker 2: Jason Derulo is coming in to the studio and I'm
• 17:36
  Speaker 2: gonna be as honest and its authentics like him. Take
• 17:38
  Speaker 2: exactly what she said oh yeah, trumpets, trumpets. He wrote
• 17:43
  Speaker 2: that about Jordan's sports, and I'm like, I did he
• 17:49
  Speaker 2: knows that. I'm like, really, And then she goes and
• 17:52
  Speaker 2: then she goes to her phone and she plays it
• 17:54
  Speaker 2: and I'm like, is that is that true?
• 18:00
  Speaker 13: Put the spot?
• 18:01
  Speaker 6: We want to answer.
• 18:01
  Speaker 17: I was thinking back, that was a long time ago.
• 18:05
  Speaker 2: You want to talk about it.
• 18:07
  Speaker 17: She was like, yeah, that was Yeah.
• 18:09
  Speaker 14: I would say in that time period, yeah, I would
• 18:11
  Speaker 14: say yeah. I would say, so, yeah, that's cool.
• 18:14
  Speaker 11: Good.
• 18:14
  Speaker 2: I mean to put you on the spot, but it
• 18:15
  Speaker 2: was an authentic, real moment.
• 18:16
  Speaker 17: No, you you put me on the spot.
• 18:21
  Speaker 6: I think it's good to like honor your history, which
• 18:24
  Speaker 6: was weirdly.
• 18:25
  Speaker 17: About it was this big girl.
• 18:30
  Speaker 8: So we first met you when your first, first first
• 18:34
  Speaker 8: song was out, and I remember we were staying we
• 18:36
  Speaker 8: were in Tucson, standing backstage, and I was watching the
• 18:39
  Speaker 8: way you prepare for your live show, and we're just
• 18:41
  Speaker 8: kind of talking about music. You might be one of
• 18:44
  Speaker 8: the most musically minded humans I've ever met. So I
• 18:48
  Speaker 8: wonder for you studio performing live, like create creating before
• 18:55
  Speaker 8: you go in the studio, what's the go go choose
• 18:57
  Speaker 8: for you?
• 18:57
  Speaker 14: What what feels the most like you create at all times, create, create, create,
• 19:04
  Speaker 14: I create right before the show, I create after this show.
• 19:07
  Speaker 17: I work out before the show, work out after.
• 19:10
  Speaker 14: I'm kind of just like all all the time work
• 19:14
  Speaker 14: and it's a it's almost it's a gift in the curse.
• 19:17
  Speaker 15: Man.
• 19:17
  Speaker 14: I think it's it's great that you, you know, have
• 19:20
  Speaker 14: a passion like that, but also you have to kind
• 19:23
  Speaker 14: of live life as well. You know, you have to
• 19:25
  Speaker 14: live life so that you can have something to write about.
• 19:27
  Speaker 14: Otherwise you're just writing about working out.
• 19:32
  Speaker 2: You obviously work out, and you shredded. I mean you
• 19:35
  Speaker 2: were shredded. You've been treading. I remember years ago when
• 19:38
  Speaker 2: you were like there was lots of pictures of your
• 19:40
  Speaker 2: abs going around everywhere.
• 19:41
  Speaker 17: But my weight fluctuals. You know, I I have good
• 19:45
  Speaker 17: times and I have not.
• 19:46
  Speaker 2: What's your body fat right now?
• 19:47
  Speaker 16: Do you know?
• 19:48
  Speaker 7: You know?
• 19:49
  Speaker 14: Yeah, I would say about eleven elite, Are you into
• 19:55
  Speaker 14: this peptide world?
• 19:57
  Speaker 17: I want to be, but I'm afraid what it will
• 19:59
  Speaker 17: do to my voy.
• 20:02
  Speaker 13: Voice?
• 20:02
  Speaker 14: Let me yeah, because you know testosterone, h G H,
• 20:05
  Speaker 14: all of these things affect the voice. So I don't
• 20:08
  Speaker 14: you know, I'm kind of known for my false Yeah,
• 20:12
  Speaker 14: you don't lose if I If I lose that, then
• 20:14
  Speaker 14: you know I'm gonna be I'll probably have to join
• 20:16
  Speaker 14: a bodybuilding competition.
• 20:18
  Speaker 9: What do you do?
• 20:20
  Speaker 8: Do you drink any sort of tea or do you
• 20:21
  Speaker 8: do anything like if you exercise your body? What do
• 20:24
  Speaker 8: you do for your throat, for your for your pipes?
• 20:26
  Speaker 14: Yeah, I drink tea, But I mean I wouldn't say
• 20:28
  Speaker 14: that's like, I mean, it's not necessary, it's not not.
• 20:31
  Speaker 2: Can I tell you I just typed in chagy TL
• 20:34
  Speaker 2: testosterone messed up Jason Drudo's voice. I said, if Jason
• 20:39
  Speaker 2: means anabolic testosterone use or t r T, yes, it
• 20:42
  Speaker 2: can affect the voice, but it depends on age, dose,
• 20:44
  Speaker 2: genetics right now, but that's not what I'm talking about.
• 20:47
  Speaker 2: Peptides that's totally different than.
• 20:49
  Speaker 23: Little pepsides you didn't google. Depends because he's brought up. Okay,
• 20:53
  Speaker 23: how about how about peptides chatchy be t for Jason? Okay,
• 20:59
  Speaker 23: most compeptides are less likely than testosterone.
• 21:02
  Speaker 6: Less likely?
• 21:02
  Speaker 13: Was he saying?
• 21:03
  Speaker 6: Is that a rich Yeah?
• 21:05
  Speaker 17: Yeah, you don't really want to be messing with that.
• 21:08
  Speaker 2: That's true. That's very smart. So you're just naturally I
• 21:11
  Speaker 2: mean you are shredded. Man, what a handsome chest. You
• 21:13
  Speaker 2: got great teeth, tooth, you have bracelest. Because you have
• 21:15
  Speaker 2: bracest there, you just wow. I remember my sister, she's
• 21:19
  Speaker 2: got great teeth, and I was like, yes, that's great
• 21:20
  Speaker 2: team because we were two portions were too poorty get bracest,
• 21:23
  Speaker 2: so she had to have great teeth.
• 21:24
  Speaker 17: Got We're definitely yeah, for sure, right Jason?
• 21:27
  Speaker 2: Really you gotta hang out this morning?
• 21:29
  Speaker 1: Absolutely not, Jason, j Yeah, we got it all on
• 21:33
  Speaker 1: the way.
• 21:34
  Speaker 2: Jason Derulo in the studio. You can watch some of
• 21:36
  Speaker 2: it on YouTube. You can watch all on our social media.
• 21:39
  Speaker 2: John Jay and Rich. It's Jason drul hanging out, John Jy.
• 21:41
  Speaker 13: Rich Call yeah.
• 21:44
  Speaker 11: Eight seven seven nine three seven one four seven.
• 21:48
  Speaker 2: It's John Jay and Rich, John Jay and Rich. So
• 21:50
  Speaker 2: this is really cool. Jason Derulo in the studio. We've
• 21:53
  Speaker 2: been frenzy for a long time. You've been a long time.
• 21:56
  Speaker 2: In fact, I remember I know Rich brought it up earlier,
• 21:58
  Speaker 2: but when you played in Tucson, I don't if you
• 22:00
  Speaker 2: remember this. Do you remember who you performed with? It
• 22:04
  Speaker 2: was in a Bowlie Alley. It was you and Bieber.
• 22:07
  Speaker 17: Oh that's yeah, remember that.
• 22:09
  Speaker 14: Yeah, at that time, it was I was I felt
• 22:12
  Speaker 14: like I was on tour with Bieber, I was on
• 22:13
  Speaker 14: tour with Kesha, like it was like a group of us.
• 22:16
  Speaker 17: And yeah, every single radio thing we did was all together.
• 22:20
  Speaker 2: And by the way, with that, I want to thank
• 22:21
  Speaker 2: you for coming in here because I think with the
• 22:24
  Speaker 2: the way music has evolved and now with all this
• 22:26
  Speaker 2: online streaming and downloading and stuff, a lot of the
• 22:30
  Speaker 2: artists kind of go, oh, I don't need to go
• 22:33
  Speaker 2: in radio. So I think it's really freaking cool that
• 22:35
  Speaker 2: you came in there, Like I have mad like if
• 22:37
  Speaker 2: you ignore us for the rest of your career, I
• 22:39
  Speaker 2: will still have mad respect for me even though you
• 22:42
  Speaker 2: were thirty minutes later. Today. I love the new song.
• 22:48
  Speaker 2: I'm honest to God, loved your commitment to radio because
• 22:50
  Speaker 2: I still think I talked to it. I still think
• 22:53
  Speaker 2: hearing your song in the radio is still powerful, still impactful,
• 22:56
  Speaker 2: It's still magic, right.
• 22:57
  Speaker 17: Hearing your song on the radio for the first one
• 23:00
  Speaker 17: hundred percent.
• 23:00
  Speaker 14: And you know, I'm so very thankful of you guys
• 23:03
  Speaker 14: and what you've done for me over the last seventeen years.
• 23:07
  Speaker 14: I mean, it's been an incredible journey and radio has
• 23:10
  Speaker 14: been at the forefront. So to me, you know, just
• 23:13
  Speaker 14: because the world has moved in a certain way does
• 23:15
  Speaker 14: not change.
• 23:16
  Speaker 17: Uh. You know how thankful I am and how honored
• 23:20
  Speaker 17: I am to be here.
• 23:21
  Speaker 14: You know, I love being able to deliver a brand
• 23:23
  Speaker 14: new song and say, hey, this is my brand new song,
• 23:25
  Speaker 14: and be able to look at you guys in the
• 23:26
  Speaker 14: eyes and say, you know, thank you very much.
• 23:28
  Speaker 2: All right. So now with that, Jason Derulo, our producer
• 23:31
  Speaker 2: Nick over here, is put together a special Jason Derulo game.
• 23:35
  Speaker 13: But it's just for you.
• 23:36
  Speaker 2: We're not allowed to play. We're just gonna have fun listening.
• 23:38
  Speaker 2: The music is a little nerve wrecking.
• 23:41
  Speaker 18: Well, just get ready because I'm the king of stupid
• 23:44
  Speaker 18: games and this is maybe the worst one.
• 23:47
  Speaker 17: I love it.
• 23:47
  Speaker 2: I call it Jason who.
• 23:54
  Speaker 11: Everybody has like artists have their like tags, right, yeah,
• 23:58
  Speaker 11: And what's Jason Derulo isld.
• 24:04
  Speaker 18: Some of those clips? Uh huh, And we're gonna play
• 24:07
  Speaker 18: him for you and you tell me which song it's from.
• 24:13
  Speaker 8: So these are going to be classics because he hasn't
• 24:14
  Speaker 8: done this in a hot minute.
• 24:15
  Speaker 1: So get ready because here comes clip one.
• 24:23
  Speaker 11: Loud.
• 24:23
  Speaker 17: So what song is that that is in my head.
• 24:28
  Speaker 1: That is, in fact in my head. One from one.
• 24:34
  Speaker 1: Clip two, well I know that one. If you don't,
• 24:41
  Speaker 1: that's one to want me.
• 24:43
  Speaker 18: Survey says, yes, yes, he's so good at his own game.
• 24:54
  Speaker 18: Clip three, that's talk dirty.
• 25:02
  Speaker 8: You're nervous.
• 25:05
  Speaker 2: That's a good song.
• 25:06
  Speaker 8: He's nervous.
• 25:06
  Speaker 18: He's like, if I get this wrong, it's like clips
• 25:11
  Speaker 18: and also adding into my playlist.
• 25:13
  Speaker 17: I was like, oh my god, thank you man.
• 25:17
  Speaker 1: Clip four Savage love. Savage love is exactly what we're
• 25:24
  Speaker 1: looking for.
• 25:26
  Speaker 17: Yes, all right, this.
• 25:29
  Speaker 1: Game, this is the last one. Okay, here we go,
• 25:38
  Speaker 1: Billy Jean.
• 25:41
  Speaker 2: He's so close, so close.
• 25:44
  Speaker 8: Of course, we're looking for what you say.
• 25:48
  Speaker 20: You got.
• 25:50
  Speaker 13: Almost that was fun.
• 25:53
  Speaker 2: Jason drew up, what's been more successful for you? Like,
• 25:56
  Speaker 2: because your music career is massive, right, I mean just
• 25:59
  Speaker 2: going over some of these songs that you've done in
• 26:00
  Speaker 2: your career. Everybody knows these songs. But then you blew
• 26:04
  Speaker 2: up on the TikTok social media world. Right, So what
• 26:07
  Speaker 2: what has been? What's what's made you more money? Social
• 26:10
  Speaker 2: media or record business?
• 26:12
  Speaker 14: Between between the two, I mean, it's it's hard to compare.
• 26:17
  Speaker 14: I mean, at one point I was I was making
• 26:19
  Speaker 14: like a million dollars a post. Kidding, yeah, the most
• 26:24
  Speaker 14: as a male. I think I was pulling in the
• 26:26
  Speaker 14: most out of any mail in the world.
• 26:28
  Speaker 17: On social media.
• 26:30
  Speaker 14: Just think about like during the pandemic, like I was,
• 26:34
  Speaker 14: I was getting about a billion views every three days
• 26:39
  Speaker 14: on my TikTok.
• 26:40
  Speaker 17: So it was like really really it was.
• 26:42
  Speaker 2: Really compelling, fun stuff to watch though, So it was
• 26:44
  Speaker 2: like it was like everybody went to the Jason Deillo stuff.
• 26:48
  Speaker 14: So so with that being said, still with selling over
• 26:53
  Speaker 14: two hundred and fifty million records, it's definitely still music.
• 26:56
  Speaker 2: Wow, that's a lot of records. But if you count
• 26:58
  Speaker 2: a lot of money.
• 26:59
  Speaker 14: But now if you can you start counting the business world.
• 27:02
  Speaker 14: I've been very lucky on the business side. So that's
• 27:05
  Speaker 14: a different conversation.
• 27:07
  Speaker 1: What are you doing, let's get into that.
• 27:11
  Speaker 14: So yeah, I do real estate, yes, but my most
• 27:16
  Speaker 14: concrete successful business is Rocket car Wash.
• 27:20
  Speaker 17: It's a chain of car washes in America.
• 27:23
  Speaker 2: Is it do it yourself?
• 27:25
  Speaker 17: Yes, I have a partner myself, but it's like no,
• 27:27
  Speaker 17: but it's like the car wash you.
• 27:28
  Speaker 2: Go and you do like spray yourself.
• 27:30
  Speaker 14: No no, no, no no, it's actually like a more
• 27:33
  Speaker 14: of a luxury car wash. So it's like a more
• 27:35
  Speaker 14: upscale like a detail. Yeah, yeah, more upscale detail. There's lights, LEDs.
• 27:41
  Speaker 14: It feels like Las Vegas, you know, rocket rocket car
• 27:44
  Speaker 14: wash rocket are they all over the country, all over
• 27:46
  Speaker 14: the country. Yet, Wow, that's very cool. Well, thanks again
• 27:49
  Speaker 14: for hanging with this.
• 27:50
  Speaker 17: Course of course, anytime.
• 27:52
  Speaker 20: The next segment we're going to do is called second
• 27:54
  Speaker 20: Date Update because that's what we're going to try and
• 27:57
  Speaker 20: get and that's what the bit is called Second Date
• 27:59
  Speaker 20: up date starts right now on John Jay and.
• 28:02
  Speaker 2: Ridge one of four seven Kiss FM John Jay and
• 28:04
  Speaker 2: Rich it's time for second Update. You go to date,
• 28:07
  Speaker 2: you meet somebody, have a good time. Second date doesn't happen.
• 28:10
  Speaker 2: You don't know why you'd come to us. That's what
• 28:11
  Speaker 2: Hannah's doing, which I'd figure out what went wrong? Hi Hannah, Hi,
• 28:16
  Speaker 2: what's your story?
• 28:17
  Speaker 8: So?
• 28:20
  Speaker 10: So I met Chanelle through some mutual friends. We had
• 28:26
  Speaker 10: one of those girl dinners where you know it's like
• 28:29
  Speaker 10: we go out for apps and then it's like a
• 28:31
  Speaker 10: four hour yeah session, and just had a really good
• 28:37
  Speaker 10: time with her. We were flirting the entire night, like
• 28:43
  Speaker 10: major eye contact. She was like touching my arm h
• 28:48
  Speaker 10: all night. We like split desserts, just like really, I
• 28:54
  Speaker 10: don't know, really good vibes, like she's she's very very cool.
• 28:59
  Speaker 10: And then at the end of the night we end
• 29:01
  Speaker 10: up making out a little bit, and the next day
• 29:06
  Speaker 10: she damns me asking me to hang out, Like, okay,
• 29:11
  Speaker 10: amazing comes over. We get drunk. She's super fun. We're
• 29:17
  Speaker 10: like dancing around my apartment. We're like listening to our
• 29:24
  Speaker 10: favorite songs on YouTube, and it was just it was
• 29:29
  Speaker 10: the best time. Like we had so much fun. We
• 29:31
  Speaker 10: were totally vibing. Then we texted for a few days
• 29:38
  Speaker 10: and she completely ghosted me, completely vanished, and even the
• 29:47
  Speaker 10: friend who introduced us, she's like been trying to set
• 29:51
  Speaker 10: up more happy hours and stuff, and now Chanelle's like busy.
• 29:57
  Speaker 9: I guess.
• 30:00
  Speaker 10: Anyway, I'm I'm like low key.
• 30:03
  Speaker 2: I'm so sad. Yeah, I know.
• 30:05
  Speaker 8: Especially that's strong of a start. I mean, that's like
• 30:08
  Speaker 8: that's like the beginning of a long term thing.
• 30:12
  Speaker 10: Yeah, it was like a rom com. Like it was
• 30:15
  Speaker 10: so intense and just perfect, and she's she is really great,
• 30:20
  Speaker 10: and I feel like i've maybe but I I don't know,
• 30:24
  Speaker 10: I don't know why she ghosted.
• 30:27
  Speaker 2: Maybe she didn't like when Kart freaking out she didn't
• 30:29
  Speaker 2: like one of your favorite songs.
• 30:32
  Speaker 9: Honestly, there is people that like probably wouldn't date someone because.
• 30:36
  Speaker 6: They don't like their music.
• 30:37
  Speaker 8: For sure.
• 30:38
  Speaker 9: You definitely know it had to have happened, you know,
• 30:41
  Speaker 9: back at your house, like she.
• 30:42
  Speaker 18: Must have saw something, peep something, Yeah, dancing around, jumping around,
• 30:46
  Speaker 18: and then she looks and sees something.
• 30:49
  Speaker 2: I think it's mortified, you know, like, did you have
• 30:51
  Speaker 2: do you have a frame? Do you have a framed
• 30:53
  Speaker 2: photo of the three numbers? Six sixty six?
• 30:58
  Speaker 20: I do not.
• 30:59
  Speaker 10: I feel like my place is pretty normal, okay and clean.
• 31:04
  Speaker 10: It's clean.
• 31:05
  Speaker 2: Well, let us call Chanel and we will find out.
• 31:09
  Speaker 2: So she's just ghosted you, blowing you off and wait
• 31:12
  Speaker 2: for you. You said you asked the friend that introduced you,
• 31:13
  Speaker 2: and she said she's busy.
• 31:16
  Speaker 10: Yeah, the friend who Yeah, the friend who introduced us
• 31:20
  Speaker 10: is trying to get like another get together again, and
• 31:24
  Speaker 10: and Chanel keeps saying she's busy.
• 31:25
  Speaker 9: Did you tell your did you tell your friend? Like, hey,
• 31:28
  Speaker 9: she's ghosting me, and is that why she's trying to
• 31:29
  Speaker 9: get you guys back in the same room?
• 31:31
  Speaker 24: Yeah, yeah, huh yeah, but she's blown off your friend too.
• 31:35
  Speaker 24: The mutual friend. Yeah, so it could be something more.
• 31:41
  Speaker 24: You're taking it pretty personal. Maybe it's not personal.
• 31:43
  Speaker 6: It's not that serious right now?
• 31:47
  Speaker 10: All right, so I'm like seriously like invested in this
• 31:51
  Speaker 10: characram a little well hung up?
• 31:54
  Speaker 2: All right, hold on, we'll get her on the phone.
• 31:55
  Speaker 2: We'll find out what's going on. Second, ate up. They
• 31:57
  Speaker 2: get to us next with John Jane Rich, John Jay Rich,
• 32:00
  Speaker 2: John gy and Rich. This is the story of Hannah
• 32:03
  Speaker 2: and Chanel.
• 32:04
  Speaker 8: Well, they had a rom com like girl dinner, four
• 32:07
  Speaker 8: hours of talking, super flirty, even Hannah described the arm
• 32:12
  Speaker 8: touch across the table. They split a dessert together, they
• 32:17
  Speaker 8: kissed a bit, then Chanelle split the scene and has
• 32:20
  Speaker 8: not been back or heard from since. What quent wrong?
• 32:27
  Speaker 2: Well, that's pretty good recap. That hits it all right there,
• 32:29
  Speaker 2: right Hannah?
• 32:31
  Speaker 10: Yeah, yeah, and she came over to my place.
• 32:33
  Speaker 2: Yeah you left that part out, itch, terrible recap. Yeah yeah. Yeah.
• 32:36
  Speaker 2: You guys, dance around, listen to your favorite songs, having
• 32:39
  Speaker 2: it dancing around all fun and we do that all
• 32:42
  Speaker 2: the time. Just dance around, listen to music, make it
• 32:45
  Speaker 2: out fun night. Why she blowing you off? What's gone
• 32:48
  Speaker 2: on in her life? We're gonna call it right now,
• 32:49
  Speaker 2: so you hang tight, wait till get on the phone
• 32:51
  Speaker 2: home on Hellop.
• 33:05
  Speaker 9: Hi is Chanel There. Hi, my name is Peyton. I'm
• 33:10
  Speaker 9: with John Jaye Rich. We just wanted to talk to
• 33:12
  Speaker 9: you about a few things on the radio. If you're
• 33:13
  Speaker 9: free this morning.
• 33:15
  Speaker 16: Oh oh oh my okay, Hi Shan.
• 33:18
  Speaker 2: Sometimes on our radio show, we get into people's lives
• 33:20
  Speaker 2: and we get into situations that people need help in.
• 33:24
  Speaker 2: And we took a phone call from somebody that says,
• 33:27
  Speaker 2: I went on a date with this girl. I had
• 33:29
  Speaker 2: a great time, and now I feel like I'm getting ghosted.
• 33:32
  Speaker 2: Can you guys dig around and find out what's going on?
• 33:35
  Speaker 2: So when this person told us about the date they
• 33:37
  Speaker 2: went on, everything they said seems like everything. The chemistry
• 33:40
  Speaker 2: was great. By the way, you're the person they went
• 33:42
  Speaker 2: on a date with Anderson. The person that called us
• 33:46
  Speaker 2: was someone named Hannah.
• 33:49
  Speaker 5: No, oh my god, what I know?
• 33:53
  Speaker 16: Ayannah?
• 33:53
  Speaker 2: I hope?
• 33:54
  Speaker 16: So, I you know, hold on one second. Shouldn't have
• 33:58
  Speaker 16: this conversation at work? One second?
• 34:01
  Speaker 2: Yeah? So why can't you talk about this work? Do
• 34:10
  Speaker 2: people work not know that maybe you might be lesbian?
• 34:15
  Speaker 16: I mean, I just like to keep my private life private.
• 34:17
  Speaker 2: Sure, Oh yeah, they don't know. So exciting.
• 34:25
  Speaker 23: Uh.
• 34:25
  Speaker 16: You know, I've been getting the last call from my
• 34:27
  Speaker 16: friends about Hannah, and I don't really know how to
• 34:30
  Speaker 16: explain it because I've just made a really bad decision
• 34:34
  Speaker 16: because I got back with my ex.
• 34:40
  Speaker 8: Why would you get back with the X? How do
• 34:44
  Speaker 8: we not call that?
• 34:44
  Speaker 16: Eet myself a little bit too. Don't judge me like
• 34:47
  Speaker 16: you judge me here. Everyone hates me, like everyone in
• 34:50
  Speaker 16: my friend group hats this person.
• 34:52
  Speaker 8: Yeah, there's probably a reason for that. And we really
• 34:54
  Speaker 8: like Hannah.
• 34:56
  Speaker 16: She's she's done nothing wrong.
• 34:58
  Speaker 10: She's so perfect.
• 35:00
  Speaker 16: She's cute and funny and like really emotionally available, like
• 35:05
  Speaker 16: kind of a perfect perfect match. But yeah, I'm kind
• 35:12
  Speaker 16: of stuck on my ex.
• 35:13
  Speaker 2: Well, how did you said your friends? Your friends don't
• 35:16
  Speaker 2: like this person?
• 35:18
  Speaker 10: Oh, they hate her.
• 35:19
  Speaker 16: They absolutely hate her. Like they acted like I was
• 35:22
  Speaker 16: joining a cult when I told them I was back
• 35:24
  Speaker 16: with herdle the last time.
• 35:25
  Speaker 8: So you can't.
• 35:28
  Speaker 16: But I don't really know how to tell Hannah or anyone.
• 35:31
  Speaker 16: So I'm kind of just.
• 35:33
  Speaker 10: You don't have to figure out how to tell me.
• 35:38
  Speaker 10: Hey Hannah, Hi, Oh my god, No, no, no, it's
• 35:47
  Speaker 10: totally fine. Don't even stress about it. I have definitely
• 35:54
  Speaker 10: done the same. I was worried that I'd done something wrong.
• 35:59
  Speaker 16: No, I feel horrible because you are so pretty and
• 36:03
  Speaker 16: sweet and like normal.
• 36:07
  Speaker 10: See you now, normal girls never win.
• 36:08
  Speaker 2: So that's.
• 36:10
  Speaker 10: That's where I went wrong.
• 36:13
  Speaker 5: Yeah, I don't know what I'm doing.
• 36:15
  Speaker 16: I just I didn't want you to feel like I
• 36:17
  Speaker 16: was using you or something like. I know we really clicked.
• 36:21
  Speaker 10: Yeah, no, no, no, no, I'm I completely Look, I've
• 36:25
  Speaker 10: done the X thing. I totally get it. Yeah, there
• 36:30
  Speaker 10: definitely was a connection. To be honest, it's probably the
• 36:37
  Speaker 10: healthiest protection I've ever gotten.
• 36:38
  Speaker 18: So that's good.
• 36:40
  Speaker 16: Thank god, thank you for being so cool about this.
• 36:44
  Speaker 10: And no, really, yeah, maybe don't.
• 36:47
  Speaker 16: Tell anyone I'm back with my ex. I just I
• 36:50
  Speaker 16: can't deal with them right now.
• 36:53
  Speaker 20: I I won't.
• 36:54
  Speaker 10: I won't say anything, but I do I do want
• 36:57
  Speaker 10: to say that, you know you you are very cool
• 37:01
  Speaker 10: and from what little I know about you, I just
• 37:05
  Speaker 10: I think you're really special and I think you deserve
• 37:07
  Speaker 10: someone who treats you well. So just we've all done
• 37:11
  Speaker 10: the X thing. Just keep that in mind. I will
• 37:16
  Speaker 10: keep your secret.
• 37:17
  Speaker 16: You're not making this easy for it.
• 37:21
  Speaker 9: Could be like this is such a more healthy and
• 37:24
  Speaker 9: like they're so cute, Like you can't feel the chemistry,
• 37:28
  Speaker 9: can't you?
• 37:29
  Speaker 2: Guys just see each other on the down load?
• 37:35
  Speaker 10: No, no, no, don't tell you what when when things
• 37:38
  Speaker 10: don't work out with your ex, give me.
• 37:39
  Speaker 2: A call there.
• 37:43
  Speaker 8: Waiting around either she might move on herself.
• 37:45
  Speaker 2: All right, well that is second date update. Thank you
• 37:47
  Speaker 2: both for going to there with us. Thank you so much.
• 37:51
  Speaker 2: All right, that's the second date up it John Jy.
• 37:53
  Speaker 11: And Rich Chaos was a radio show. You're listening to
• 37:56
  Speaker 11: it John Jay and Rich.
• 37:58
  Speaker 2: So Peyton got banned from somewhere. I did, How did
• 38:01
  Speaker 2: that come up again? Because it was like your reunion
• 38:03
  Speaker 2: or something.
• 38:04
  Speaker 9: Yeah, well, no, it wasn't a recent banning, but I
• 38:06
  Speaker 9: was reminded of a time.
• 38:10
  Speaker 13: I was.
• 38:11
  Speaker 9: It was pretty late. It was probably about twelve thirty
• 38:13
  Speaker 9: in the morning, and I was coming home. I was
• 38:15
  Speaker 9: on my way home and I was hungry. So I
• 38:17
  Speaker 9: was like, I'm just gonna pull over and go to
• 38:19
  Speaker 9: this in and out right here. It's open, it'll be quick.
• 38:23
  Speaker 9: I'm gonna roll through. So this was on like I
• 38:25
  Speaker 9: don't know, it was right after the Demi Levado concert.
• 38:28
  Speaker 9: So a Monday night and I'm rolling through the drive through.
• 38:31
  Speaker 9: I'm getting my burger, and you know it in and
• 38:33
  Speaker 9: out how you can kind of see inside of the
• 38:35
  Speaker 9: store from the windows, And I noticed that there was
• 38:38
  Speaker 9: a ton of kids from Hamilton High School and it
• 38:41
  Speaker 9: was a bunch of athletes and a bunch of just
• 38:43
  Speaker 9: random kids. I go to school there, and I'm just
• 38:45
  Speaker 9: looking at it. I'm like, man, those are the days.
• 38:48
  Speaker 9: Because when I was in high school and I went
• 38:50
  Speaker 9: to Hamilton, after every football game, after every big basketball game,
• 38:53
  Speaker 9: we would all go to this specific in and out
• 38:56
  Speaker 9: and everyone would hang out. And I got banned for
• 39:00
  Speaker 9: I'm not in and out one time because I got
• 39:02
  Speaker 9: into it with this girl. We're standing on tables, chairs,
• 39:05
  Speaker 9: We're just yelling at each other, and they banned me.
• 39:07
  Speaker 9: They literally had a picture of me in and out
• 39:11
  Speaker 9: in the back corner. I tried to go back in
• 39:13
  Speaker 9: a couple of times and they were like, yeah, girl,
• 39:14
  Speaker 9: you gotta go. So I would always still pull up
• 39:16
  Speaker 9: and hang out, but we would like float to the
• 39:18
  Speaker 9: Chick fil A parking lot across the way.
• 39:21
  Speaker 8: I know exactly where you're talking about now.
• 39:23
  Speaker 2: So the driver roo is okay, but they will let
• 39:24
  Speaker 2: you in.
• 39:25
  Speaker 9: Drive I mean, it's been ten years.
• 39:27
  Speaker 6: I think they take a picture Dad, But I was like,
• 39:31
  Speaker 6: those are the good days.
• 39:33
  Speaker 8: There's me fighting with people on tables. Those were the
• 39:36
  Speaker 8: good days.
• 39:37
  Speaker 2: There's this meme of this guy, and every time it
• 39:39
  Speaker 2: pops up, I think it's so funny where this guy
• 39:41
  Speaker 2: got banned from a bar, like and then thirty years
• 39:43
  Speaker 2: later the guy walks back in as soon as the
• 39:45
  Speaker 2: door opens. Don't even think about it, Dennis, you still know, Mallie,
• 39:53
  Speaker 2: where were you banned from? And why?
• 39:55
  Speaker 4: I was banned from eBay? And this was back in
• 40:00
  Speaker 4: like twenty ten. I was like eighteen, just getting on
• 40:03
  Speaker 4: my feet and just kind of like figuring life out.
• 40:06
  Speaker 4: And so I made an eBay account, and so I
• 40:09
  Speaker 4: was always bidding, not realizing that I had to pay,
• 40:12
  Speaker 4: And so I would became very like competitive and just like,
• 40:15
  Speaker 4: oh no, Sunshine, one oh one, you're not gonna win me.
• 40:18
  Speaker 4: I'm gonna win it. And so I would place a
• 40:20
  Speaker 4: bid and then I would get a notification that they
• 40:23
  Speaker 4: like outbid me, so then I would do it again,
• 40:25
  Speaker 4: and then from there I would win quite often, but
• 40:28
  Speaker 4: I never paid because I never like inputted my card
• 40:31
  Speaker 4: or anything, and so I ended up getting this email
• 40:35
  Speaker 4: saying that I was banned from eBay and I can
• 40:38
  Speaker 4: no longer be a part of it due to not
• 40:40
  Speaker 4: paying for funds, and people were being upset with me.
• 40:42
  Speaker 4: So I was banned for years, like quite a few years.
• 40:46
  Speaker 4: And then I remember a couple of years back, I
• 40:49
  Speaker 4: ended up getting another email saying like, Hey, we're inviting
• 40:52
  Speaker 4: you back to eBay, and I'm like, no, thanks, I
• 40:55
  Speaker 4: still don't want to pay. So that's where I got
• 40:57
  Speaker 4: banned from.
• 40:58
  Speaker 2: So you were just doing it for fun, you were
• 41:00
  Speaker 2: you were never intending to pay.
• 41:02
  Speaker 4: No, Well, I didn't really understand the concept because I
• 41:05
  Speaker 4: just was like, oh, bidding, like it was just like
• 41:07
  Speaker 4: a competition in my head. I was like I'm just yeah,
• 41:10
  Speaker 4: because I was like, oh, I'm going to bid one
• 41:12
  Speaker 4: more dollar like it. I just didn't realize that I
• 41:14
  Speaker 4: had to physically pay when I went.
• 41:17
  Speaker 8: It does get addicting too, Like it's fun and it's addicting,
• 41:21
  Speaker 8: and then like you figured out what other people haven't like,
• 41:24
  Speaker 8: it's the bad part is when you have to pay
• 41:25
  Speaker 8: way too much for something. She just figured out I'm
• 41:28
  Speaker 8: never going to pay anything for anything.
• 41:30
  Speaker 2: Nice. Thanks Natalie, thanks for sharing that with us. We
• 41:35
  Speaker 2: posted this on Facebook. I'd love to talk to Sarah
• 41:38
  Speaker 2: said so on Facebook. On John Davidge Facebook, we asked
• 41:41
  Speaker 2: where you've been banned from? And Sarah says I was
• 41:45
  Speaker 2: banned from Massage Envy. I even used a different name
• 41:48
  Speaker 2: and location, and the manager asked me if I went
• 41:50
  Speaker 2: by another name in Queen Creek, and everyone's like why, why, why,
• 41:55
  Speaker 2: Like Sarah, we need to find out why, Lee, Lee,
• 41:58
  Speaker 2: where were you banned from?
• 42:00
  Speaker 5: Okay, I'm probably like in two thousand and three, my
• 42:03
  Speaker 5: sister and I got banned from the Riviera casino in Vegas.
• 42:07
  Speaker 2: Okay why?
• 42:09
  Speaker 5: Okay? So we were out, she had just gotten a divorce,
• 42:12
  Speaker 5: we were marrying like matching dresses. We had a whole
• 42:15
  Speaker 5: night out and somebody must have slipped something into her drink.
• 42:18
  Speaker 5: We were at another club and we were coming back
• 42:20
  Speaker 5: to the Riviera, and all of a sudden, in the taxi,
• 42:22
  Speaker 5: she didn't know who I was, where we were going,
• 42:25
  Speaker 5: and I was just trying to get her back to
• 42:27
  Speaker 5: the hotel. And so when we pulled up in a
• 42:29
  Speaker 5: cab behind the Rivieraki was getting out of the cab
• 42:34
  Speaker 5: and she dropp like she put her foot against my
• 42:37
  Speaker 5: back and kicked me out of the cab and jumped
• 42:41
  Speaker 5: on top of me. We started fighting everything. Security came
• 42:45
  Speaker 5: broke us up. She didn't even know who I was.
• 42:47
  Speaker 5: She was just fighting me, and we're in these dresses.
• 42:49
  Speaker 5: She ripped an earing out. I broke a heel. They
• 42:52
  Speaker 5: escorted and said, you guys were staying here, they're like
• 42:55
  Speaker 5: and she had no idea who I was, and they
• 42:57
  Speaker 5: had to like escort her, and they got us up
• 42:59
  Speaker 5: to our room. Then she barricaded herself in the bathroom
• 43:02
  Speaker 5: and I grabbed all our stuff and I just left
• 43:05
  Speaker 5: the hotel and I went and checked into the Mirage
• 43:09
  Speaker 5: and she had no like she just had banned. I said,
• 43:12
  Speaker 5: you guys can deal with her.
• 43:13
  Speaker 10: You deal with her.
• 43:14
  Speaker 5: I left my sister there. They were security, and she
• 43:18
  Speaker 5: didn't know what was going on whatever. And then the
• 43:20
  Speaker 5: next morning, I think this was like three am. The
• 43:22
  Speaker 5: next morning, at ten am, God blessed this person here.
• 43:26
  Speaker 5: She ended up somehow at the bus station in Vegas
• 43:30
  Speaker 5: and I had to go pick her up, and some
• 43:33
  Speaker 5: stranger picked her up. She was just walking the streets
• 43:35
  Speaker 5: in Vegas and no shoes in her nice dress, and
• 43:40
  Speaker 5: she started kind of coming to and she had no
• 43:42
  Speaker 5: idea and recollection of what had happened. But we got
• 43:44
  Speaker 5: banned from the Riviera Hotel for life.
• 43:46
  Speaker 2: Wow, that's a great thank you. Look get Someone made
• 43:51
  Speaker 2: a post on Instagram. Where are you banned from? iHeartMedia Phoenix?
• 43:55
  Speaker 2: Ooh who, I don't know. It's grant Inman.
• 44:01
  Speaker 8: Not allowed back in. We took a security card and everything.
• 44:05
  Speaker 2: Donnie says I got banned from Allegiate Stadium. Went to
• 44:07
  Speaker 2: see Russ with Ed Shearon, got upset with security and
• 44:09
  Speaker 2: ended up being asked to leave forever. This person a
• 44:13
  Speaker 2: banned from Goodwill. I used to work there. A customer
• 44:16
  Speaker 2: bought me a dress and somehow told on me, so
• 44:18
  Speaker 2: I got fired.
• 44:19
  Speaker 8: Do you know, John Jay, if our ban from that
• 44:22
  Speaker 8: air Force base has been lifted or are we still
• 44:24
  Speaker 8: banned for life?
• 44:25
  Speaker 2: And we were banned for life back in two thousand
• 44:27
  Speaker 2: and one or two thousand and three, and I've never
• 44:29
  Speaker 2: tried to go back that. Lindsay says she was banned
• 44:31
  Speaker 2: from Blockbuster. I called them, allegedly, I called the manager
• 44:34
  Speaker 2: at b but that never happened, but he was recorded
• 44:37
  Speaker 2: to my account by mistake, and I had to go
• 44:38
  Speaker 2: rent movies from the store across town.
• 44:43
  Speaker 3: She was.
• 44:43
  Speaker 8: She invented streaming for that reason.
• 44:45
  Speaker 2: Jen was banned from Waimo. Wonder what happened there?
• 44:49
  Speaker 9: I know, like, how can you get banned from Waimo
• 44:52
  Speaker 9: and there's no driver?
• 44:53
  Speaker 8: Piss off the robot, right, Like what did you do?
• 44:56
  Speaker 2: Wow? Susie says, I got banned from the Pacific Ocean.
• 44:59
  Speaker 2: I think I pissed off the li life guard regular lifeguard.
• 45:01
  Speaker 2: You are bad in this ocean forever.
• 45:04
  Speaker 8: You may go to the Atlantic, you may go to
• 45:06
  Speaker 8: the Indian Ocean. Now specific.
• 45:12
  Speaker 7: You don't.
• 45:12
  Speaker 11: When it gets the last call and all the dudes
• 45:15
  Speaker 11: kind of start creeping up on you, we have the solution.
• 45:19
  Speaker 11: Give them the John Jane Rich drunk Dial Line six
• 45:22
  Speaker 11: two eight, nineteen thirty three.
• 45:25
  Speaker 2: It's John Jay and Ridge, John Jaye Rich High Summer. Hi,
• 45:29
  Speaker 2: thanks for holding. You're on the air.
• 45:30
  Speaker 19: Okay, okay, get ready, get ro I have this roommate
• 45:35
  Speaker 19: who makes these crusty ass oat milk Macha lattes and
• 45:41
  Speaker 19: she leaves them on the table for like days at
• 45:43
  Speaker 19: a time. You following yes, no, and this is not
• 45:47
  Speaker 19: the topic.
• 45:48
  Speaker 10: Okay.
• 45:48
  Speaker 19: I was texting my mom about her I was complaining
• 45:52
  Speaker 19: and I was in a rush and and I was
• 45:56
  Speaker 19: trying to text her She's being so lazy it's driving
• 45:59
  Speaker 19: me insane. But at this moment, the good Lord decides
• 46:02
  Speaker 19: to autocorrect my message to she's being so sexy it's
• 46:07
  Speaker 19: triting me insane. And I sent it and my mom replies,
• 46:11
  Speaker 19: I always knew, Like, excuse me, I mean, you're right.
• 46:20
  Speaker 14: But now.
• 46:24
  Speaker 13: I always knew, like at least she wasn't like you grouse,
• 46:36
  Speaker 13: I know.
• 46:37
  Speaker 19: The wind.
• 46:38
  Speaker 8: Yeah, I mean it's like the universe did it all
• 46:40
  Speaker 8: for you, handled it.
• 46:41
  Speaker 10: All for you, exactly when when you're ready, you're ready.
• 46:45
  Speaker 2: So I just as you were saying, that story reminded
• 46:48
  Speaker 2: me of I've seen it on Instagram before autocorrect mistakes,
• 46:54
  Speaker 2: and so I just tried and just went on and
• 46:55
  Speaker 2: just tried to google some and these are like real mistakes, Like, hey,
• 46:59
  Speaker 2: I'm on the bike right now, I'm done with weights.
• 47:01
  Speaker 2: I ran into a friend, talked to him for a while,
• 47:03
  Speaker 2: and then the response was that, Okay, I'm pooping in
• 47:05
  Speaker 2: the shower. What, oh my god, I'm hopping in the shower.
• 47:09
  Speaker 2: I'm hopping in the shower. Then the other person goes, hey,
• 47:16
  Speaker 2: are you packing a sweatshirt? Do you think we need one?
• 47:18
  Speaker 2: And the person responds, I'm bringing to my camel tooe's huge.
• 47:20
  Speaker 2: So I'm just crying as much as I can in there,
• 47:22
  Speaker 2: and they go my camo toe, my camo toe, not.
• 47:26
  Speaker 13: My camel toe.
• 47:29
  Speaker 17: That one's me.
• 47:30
  Speaker 2: One's great news. Grandma is a homosexual. The person goes, okay,
• 47:37
  Speaker 2: they go, homo hot lips? What homo hot tulips? Frustrated
• 47:42
  Speaker 2: Grandma is home from the hospital.
• 47:48
  Speaker 12: A ride.
• 47:51
  Speaker 2: I know those are fun I love it is open
• 47:53
  Speaker 2: to eight seven seven nine seven four seven. Let's hear
• 47:56
  Speaker 2: your funny auto trick mistakes. I could read these all day.
• 48:00
  Speaker 2: I think it's so funny. Man, all right, thank you
• 48:02
  Speaker 2: for listening, Thanks for calling in summer.
• 48:04
  Speaker 12: Thank you.
• 48:05
  Speaker 2: I've never seen a tomato in Alabama. The radio said
• 48:09
  Speaker 2: there's a tomato warning. I'm pretty sure tomatoes aren't that deadly.
• 48:14
  Speaker 2: Never mind the tomatoes and Tuscaloosa, and they're like, you
• 48:18
  Speaker 2: better keep moving that tomato might catch up with the
• 48:21
  Speaker 2: ketchup catch up. Sorry, I can't read your text, liar,
• 48:26
  Speaker 2: you missed a good barbecue. By the way, there's a
• 48:29
  Speaker 2: poop party on the eighteenth of August. Pool party. Poop party,
• 48:35
  Speaker 2: those are fun. Those are for we have fun here.
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  Speaker 6: We have fun here.
• 48:38
  Speaker 2: We want you to be part of the show.
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  Speaker 11: Call us eight seven seven, nine three seven one oh
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  Speaker 11: four seven Get on the air with John Jay and Rich.
• 48:48
  Speaker 2: John Jay and Rich. We were talking about auto correct
• 48:51
  Speaker 2: mistakes and I was online looking at some of them,
• 48:55
  Speaker 2: and I have to tell you, I lolled out loud
• 48:58
  Speaker 2: at some of these auto cracks. This person's like, oh
• 49:01
  Speaker 2: my god, Oh my god, the cops are here. My
• 49:02
  Speaker 2: neighbor's getting arrested for something. They responded like, oh my god,
• 49:06
  Speaker 2: for what. I don't know yet. He's coughed and the
• 49:10
  Speaker 2: cop just read him his banana rites. So it sounds
• 49:12
  Speaker 2: serious and like banana rights and dying. You have the
• 49:17
  Speaker 2: right to a banana renee. You have an autocorrect story.
• 49:25
  Speaker 15: Yeah, I gotta give one. Four years. So I bought
• 49:26
  Speaker 15: a box of the Jacka Sober Noodles, and I was
• 49:30
  Speaker 15: texting a friend and said, hey, so I bought a
• 49:32
  Speaker 15: box to the Jacka Sober Noodles and auto corrected you
• 49:36
  Speaker 15: Vagina man noodles.
• 49:38
  Speaker 6: Don't seem close.
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  Speaker 8: Those are competing brand.
• 49:45
  Speaker 6: Just being savage that.
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  Speaker 15: Day, bakefully, I saw it, but I was in cheers, laughing,
• 49:50
  Speaker 15: and I fixed it and sent it to him and
• 49:53
  Speaker 15: I was like, hey, you should have seen what it
• 49:55
  Speaker 15: just said. And when I told you, he goes, that's.
• 49:57
  Speaker 2: Awesome, thanks, Renee. Great. Here's what it says. Hey, this
• 50:01
  Speaker 2: is Randy. I saw that you're and the word is
• 50:04
  Speaker 2: the opposite of what she said. The word, the P
• 50:07
  Speaker 2: word is for sale on Craigslist. It is still available.
• 50:09
  Speaker 2: If so, I'd like to come take it for a
• 50:10
  Speaker 2: test drive tonight. Hi, Randy, what I'm selling is a prius.
• 50:13
  Speaker 2: Is that what you meant? Yes? Apologies, new phone. Hi,
• 50:23
  Speaker 2: I'm at home depot. Do you need more paint? Yes?
• 50:26
  Speaker 2: I need probably two more gallons of paint? What color?
• 50:29
  Speaker 5: Uh?
• 50:30
  Speaker 2: Chocolate shart?
• 50:32
  Speaker 20: Uh?
• 50:33
  Speaker 18: What?
• 50:33
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, chocolate sparkle. Just tried to type probably
• 50:41
  Speaker 2: and autocorrect turned it into peanut uterusts. So I don't
• 50:45
  Speaker 2: think AI will be taken over the world anytime soon.
• 50:50
  Speaker 2: My daughter was once using speech to text for a
• 50:53
  Speaker 2: book report. She said it was Jeremi's and heard it
• 50:58
  Speaker 2: heard penis gummy. I'm glad I checked her homework before
• 51:01
  Speaker 2: she turned it in for christ. Oh, this is so dirty.
• 51:06
  Speaker 2: It's not dirty, just I can't say it. I got
• 51:09
  Speaker 2: an a in kem. WTF, well done, mom? Do you
• 51:13
  Speaker 2: think what do you think? WTF means well, that's fantastic.
• 51:20
  Speaker 8: What a sweet mom.
• 51:21
  Speaker 2: I am fighting with Mike again. Oh my god, I'm
• 51:24
  Speaker 2: so sorry. Yeah, it's bad. I think I think it's
• 51:26
  Speaker 2: really bad. This time. He just drove off with his
• 51:28
  Speaker 2: mom's corpse, her corpse, her camaro. Sorry, is there anything
• 51:37
  Speaker 2: I can do? No, no, thank you. You're simply there
• 51:40
  Speaker 2: with fried shrimp and that's all I really need. Friendship.
• 51:43
  Speaker 2: Oh my god, I don't know.
• 51:46
  Speaker 8: If you've got a friend that shows up with fried
• 51:47
  Speaker 8: shrimp when the chips are down, that's a good friend.
• 51:51
  Speaker 2: Hey, Josh, just to let you know that I did
• 51:53
  Speaker 2: sleep with Eric and we're having a media one o'clock
• 51:55
  Speaker 2: this upcoming Monday. Oh my god, auto correct, I meant
• 51:58
  Speaker 2: speak Jesus Christ. I'm sorry sleep with Eric anyway, I
• 52:03
  Speaker 2: love all of correct stuff. If you got one to
• 52:05
  Speaker 2: call is good morning, Johnny? What's up, Johnny? How's going
• 52:10
  Speaker 2: go here? On the air? What's up? Man?
• 52:12
  Speaker 12: I met the show out in the wild, but I've
• 52:14
  Speaker 12: met you all in different places except for one person
• 52:17
  Speaker 12: to see you as could guests based off where I
• 52:19
  Speaker 12: met you, and you can tell who I've met.
• 52:22
  Speaker 8: How fun?
• 52:22
  Speaker 6: Okay, hilarious.
• 52:24
  Speaker 2: Okay, you've met all of us at different times except
• 52:27
  Speaker 2: for one, except for one of us. Okay, so what
• 52:30
  Speaker 2: this is a reverse game? Okay, go ahead.
• 52:32
  Speaker 12: So do you want me to rottle them off all
• 52:34
  Speaker 12: at once or you one at a time and then guess.
• 52:37
  Speaker 2: Well, yeah, sure, one at a time.
• 52:38
  Speaker 8: Do locations and see if we can figure out who
• 52:40
  Speaker 8: it was.
• 52:41
  Speaker 12: Ohka, first one, I was actually a ref for flag
• 52:46
  Speaker 12: football and I met one of you resing one of
• 52:50
  Speaker 12: your kids games, probably Kyle.
• 52:52
  Speaker 7: That would say, unless it was a long time ago
• 52:55
  Speaker 7: when John Jay's kids played flax, but I think most recently,
• 52:58
  Speaker 7: I'm the only one with kids slide football.
• 53:02
  Speaker 2: You already say, now, yeah, what's the answer.
• 53:05
  Speaker 12: It was John Jay back when camp had the long hair.
• 53:11
  Speaker 2: Oh wow, okay, okay, all right.
• 53:13
  Speaker 12: And it was actually the actually a fight storry from
• 53:16
  Speaker 12: way back then too, when a team didn't have a
• 53:19
  Speaker 12: team to play, so they, uh, the owner of the
• 53:22
  Speaker 12: league let him come over, but the coach got an argument.
• 53:26
  Speaker 12: He was actually trying to fight me. But that was
• 53:29
  Speaker 12: you gotta talk. You actually talked about it on air
• 53:31
  Speaker 12: but I never got through.
• 53:32
  Speaker 2: This story is a funny story, Johnny. All right, so
• 53:37
  Speaker 2: what else? Go next? Who's the next person saw on
• 53:39
  Speaker 2: the wild?
• 53:40
  Speaker 12: The next one? Actually part I valuated for about eight
• 53:43
  Speaker 12: years in the valley.
• 53:45
  Speaker 2: That's just one of your cars that always valid.
• 53:50
  Speaker 4: Yeah.
• 53:51
  Speaker 12: I parked Richie where it was at the Marriott Desert
• 53:58
  Speaker 12: rich for celebrity finite.
• 53:59
  Speaker 2: Oh okay, Richard a tuxedo. He's going to valley for sure. Yeah,
• 54:02
  Speaker 2: you can't mean I'm parking and walking.
• 54:05
  Speaker 17: I hope.
• 54:05
  Speaker 8: I did I tip you?
• 54:07
  Speaker 2: You did?
• 54:08
  Speaker 12: You pulled up an hour. You are eight.
• 54:13
  Speaker 2: Ball iron man. Oh ya, I go on two more?
• 54:16
  Speaker 13: What do you got?
• 54:17
  Speaker 12: Oh?
• 54:17
  Speaker 2: No, somebody here you haven't met yet? Okay, go ahead.
• 54:20
  Speaker 12: The last one I met at a friend's wedding.
• 54:25
  Speaker 6: Could be either Peyton or I fifty to fifty shot.
• 54:28
  Speaker 2: Here was it Kyle as she was Valley in her
• 54:32
  Speaker 2: car wearing the flags from flight Football. No, go ahead, Johnny,
• 54:36
  Speaker 2: Who's at I met Peyton?
• 54:39
  Speaker 13: Where?
• 54:39
  Speaker 6: Who's wedding?
• 54:41
  Speaker 12: It was my friend Dustin. You were working the you're
• 54:45
  Speaker 12: doing the photo boo oh heck, yeah, I love it.
• 54:48
  Speaker 12: I talked to you. I talked to you for a
• 54:49
  Speaker 12: little bit told you I hated horseclopes.
• 54:51
  Speaker 9: Oh thanks, thanks, Johnny.
• 54:54
  Speaker 6: That's exactly what I needed this writing funny stories.
• 55:01
  Speaker 8: Kyle.
• 55:04
  Speaker 9: Johnny is giving major Capricorn energy, right hater.
• 55:07
  Speaker 8: Yeah, she said a good time at a friend's wedding. Hey,
• 55:10
  Speaker 8: nice to meet you. To listen to your show. Don't
• 55:12
  Speaker 8: like the horoscope.
• 55:16
  Speaker 12: I only have a picture of painting those.
• 55:19
  Speaker 2: All right, john Maybe you find Kyle this weekend.
• 55:23
  Speaker 8: Kyle's out there.
• 55:24
  Speaker 9: She's in the streets.
• 55:25
  Speaker 6: He's got to go to like Michael's and Hobby Lobby
• 55:27
  Speaker 6: a lot Joes.
• 55:30
  Speaker 2: Oh good a right, Johnny, thanks for listening. Man, Really
• 55:31
  Speaker 2: grateful that you listen. Hey, Nick, you got to type
• 55:34
  Speaker 2: a story autocorrect.
• 55:36
  Speaker 21: So on Android phones you can actually go into the
• 55:38
  Speaker 21: settings and change a word so that when you type out, say,
• 55:43
  Speaker 21: for example, mom or niece or nephew or dad or
• 55:46
  Speaker 21: whatever you you type something in, it will pop up
• 55:48
  Speaker 21: and generate a different word. You just change the word
• 55:51
  Speaker 21: in the dictionary on your phone. Yes, I went into
• 55:54
  Speaker 21: my husband's phone about a year ago, and I had
• 55:56
  Speaker 21: changed so that every family member's name, even when you
• 56:00
  Speaker 21: felt mom, dad, whatever. I changed it to the word
• 56:03
  Speaker 21: penis and he let it go. For an entire year,
• 56:06
  Speaker 21: did not say anything to me. I actually forgot I
• 56:09
  Speaker 21: had done it. And then one day we're sitting outside
• 56:11
  Speaker 21: and he goes, I gotta get a new phone. I'm
• 56:13
  Speaker 21: tired of this what kind of what? Wherever time I
• 56:15
  Speaker 21: type in mom did this or mom did that, and
• 56:18
  Speaker 21: I don't change it immediately or catch it right away,
• 56:20
  Speaker 21: it sends it off as Penis did this and Penis
• 56:22
  Speaker 21: did that, and I'm going, oh my god, and I'm
• 56:26
  Speaker 21: laughing hysterically. He goes, what's so funny? I go, Dave,
• 56:29
  Speaker 21: I did that to you a year ago. I go,
• 56:32
  Speaker 21: You've been dealing with that?
• 56:33
  Speaker 19: Says the whole time.
• 56:34
  Speaker 5: He goes, yeah, I thought phone was wrong with the
• 56:36
  Speaker 5: damn phone.
• 56:38
  Speaker 21: Oh my god, Yeah, I think he did at some point,
• 56:44
  Speaker 21: and they just laughed at him.
• 56:45
  Speaker 11: It was his.
• 56:47
  Speaker 21: Nobody wanted to correct it or fix it.
• 56:48
  Speaker 19: It was so funny.
• 56:49
  Speaker 21: I still laugh about it. This happened on the year ago,
• 56:51
  Speaker 21: and it lasted an entire year. Best decision rest prank
• 56:55
  Speaker 21: I ever did, best typo. It's the greatest thing.
• 56:58
  Speaker 13: Ever that thanks for sure.
• 57:02
  Speaker 2: Yeah, It's like I feel like somebody did it on
• 57:04
  Speaker 2: my phone, because so far I can never just type
• 57:06
  Speaker 2: hell yeah. It's always hell yeah, h apostrophe l yeah,
• 57:12
  Speaker 2: no no, I got a backstock John Jay and Rich broadcasting.
• 57:16
  Speaker 1: Live across the world right now.
• 57:20
  Speaker 11: This is the John Jay and Rich radio program.
• 57:23
  Speaker 2: Okay, So this weekend I was on social media. I
• 57:26
  Speaker 2: click a one video, and because I click a one video,
• 57:31
  Speaker 2: it brings a thousand other ones just like it. Right,
• 57:34
  Speaker 2: So I kept seeing this video and I kept seeing
• 57:36
  Speaker 2: different versions of it. It was a song that they
• 57:38
  Speaker 2: kept using. And I can't get this song out of
• 57:41
  Speaker 2: my head. It's a what do you call it? Rich
• 57:42
  Speaker 2: and earworm? And this song is stuck and I don't
• 57:47
  Speaker 2: know if you guys have heard it or not. I
• 57:49
  Speaker 2: sent it to Noah. Noah's heard it. It is one
• 57:51
  Speaker 2: of the most catchy, like all night last night, I'm
• 57:54
  Speaker 2: sleeping having dreams and it's like in my head the
• 57:56
  Speaker 2: whole night, and this is the song.
• 58:09
  Speaker 22: First time in Santa want It where immediately was enchanted.
• 58:22
  Speaker 22: The whole plane claps when we landed.
• 58:26
  Speaker 12: Have you heard it?
• 58:27
  Speaker 6: No?
• 58:29
  Speaker 2: I do love it though, Oh my god, it's a
• 58:37
  Speaker 2: there's all these celebrities that do the montage. Everybody's got
• 58:40
  Speaker 2: a different line. It's really good.
• 58:41
  Speaker 9: You seen it, Peyton, Yeah, because I think you sent
• 58:43
  Speaker 9: it to me.
• 58:44
  Speaker 2: Honest, you'd never seen before that.
• 58:45
  Speaker 9: No, I never saw before that, have you, Kyle?
• 58:48
  Speaker 5: I have not?
• 58:49
  Speaker 2: Ai not even real it is catchy.
• 58:54
  Speaker 8: I think it's so catchy, is it like with a
• 58:57
  Speaker 8: video about No, it's just people.
• 58:59
  Speaker 2: If you see, if you watch, I'll send it. It's
• 59:02
  Speaker 2: there's get it. There's thousands of people that are just
• 59:05
  Speaker 2: making these videos and they're all funded obnoxious, like they're
• 59:08
  Speaker 2: looking at it like I went to Puerto Rico and
• 59:10
  Speaker 2: then with the plane Lady clip and it's just montages
• 59:13
  Speaker 2: of people and the lots of celebrities and the lots
• 59:15
  Speaker 2: of just fun married couples doing it.
• 59:17
  Speaker 7: It would I wouldn't be surprised, but also I would
• 59:20
  Speaker 7: respect the genius of it if it were like the
• 59:24
  Speaker 7: Tourism Party of Puerto Rico trying to get everyone.
• 59:27
  Speaker 6: To go there, because you know that's going to be
• 59:29
  Speaker 6: a thing now. I people are going to schedule their
• 59:30
  Speaker 6: trips just so they can do the Instagram video.
• 59:32
  Speaker 2: As far as I know, it's not part of the
• 59:35
  Speaker 2: tourism board, but maybe it is part of them. I
• 59:37
  Speaker 2: don't know. Yes, my wife was like, does that make
• 59:40
  Speaker 2: you want to go to Puerto Rico. I'm like, no,
• 59:42
  Speaker 2: but it makes you want make a video. Yeah, I
• 59:43
  Speaker 2: definitely want to do a video like that.
• 59:45
  Speaker 8: And it's songs catchy as hell.
• 59:47
  Speaker 2: It is so catchy when you hear it a couple
• 59:49
  Speaker 2: more times here and I'll send it to all of
• 59:51
  Speaker 2: you on your Instagram, so maybe you too will be like, uh,
• 59:55
  Speaker 2: where don't Rico?
• 59:57
  Speaker 8: And we learned something here today too?
• 1:00:00
  Speaker 22: Chanted. The whole playing clapped when we landed.
• 1:00:07
  Speaker 13: I didn't want to stop.
• 1:00:12
  Speaker 2: The bus.
• 1:00:14
  Speaker 17: Go it's a wow play.
• 1:00:19
  Speaker 13: Wait machines in the fust stage.
• 1:00:23
  Speaker 2: This is where the video ends. Oh no, it is
• 1:00:27
  Speaker 2: right here. I think everyone does. Everyone does a TikTok
• 1:00:29
  Speaker 2: video to that part right there, And I was like, oh,
• 1:00:32
  Speaker 2: it's a real song. I found on Apple Music too.
• 1:00:36
  Speaker 2: I put on my workout playlist.
• 1:00:37
  Speaker 8: Of course I did.
• 1:00:41
  Speaker 2: It's such a good song. Anyway, Where don't we go?
• 1:00:47
  Speaker 2: All right? It's John Jay and Rich. Oh cool, your
• 1:00:51
  Speaker 2: scanner stopped. It's John Jay and Rich. Jenny, Jenny, you
• 1:00:55
  Speaker 2: got a story of We were talking about non sexual
• 1:00:59
  Speaker 2: thing things that you do when you're naked.
• 1:01:02
  Speaker 13: Yes, what did you do?
• 1:01:04
  Speaker 5: So? When we were in high school, I was on
• 1:01:07
  Speaker 5: cheer and it was homecoming week. We do a lot
• 1:01:09
  Speaker 5: of things that are you know, go out tepeeing the
• 1:01:12
  Speaker 5: boys yards, leaving signs all over, and then at the
• 1:01:16
  Speaker 5: end of our night, we would go back to the
• 1:01:18
  Speaker 5: football field and we would streak the field. So there
• 1:01:22
  Speaker 5: was twelve of us girls. We come back, we do
• 1:01:27
  Speaker 5: backhand springs down from like fifty yard line. We're at
• 1:01:29
  Speaker 5: the twenty five yard line, and all of a sudden,
• 1:01:32
  Speaker 5: we hear, hey, what are you guys doing out there?
• 1:01:35
  Speaker 5: And we, you know, are looking like, oh my god,
• 1:01:38
  Speaker 5: we're a bunch of girls just running off the field
• 1:01:41
  Speaker 5: trying to get our stuff that we left on the
• 1:01:43
  Speaker 5: other end by the bleachers, and we're like, oh laughing.
• 1:01:47
  Speaker 5: And it was security. We had no idea that the
• 1:01:50
  Speaker 5: school would hire higher security guards to protect the field
• 1:01:54
  Speaker 5: so that the other team didn't come and vandalize it.
• 1:01:57
  Speaker 5: So security guards like reported that there were people out
• 1:02:03
  Speaker 5: there doing flips on the field, and of course principal
• 1:02:05
  Speaker 5: was like, I know, it was you girls, and we
• 1:02:08
  Speaker 5: kept denying it. We're like, it wasn't us, it wasn't us. Well,
• 1:02:10
  Speaker 5: we just recently had our twenty year high school unions
• 1:02:14
  Speaker 5: and we did it our homecoming week and we were
• 1:02:16
  Speaker 5: all like, should we do it again, Let's do it tonight.
• 1:02:21
  Speaker 5: We didn't do the whole backflip thing, but we did
• 1:02:25
  Speaker 5: do like the bron panny thing, and we ran the
• 1:02:29
  Speaker 5: field and the bron pannies.
• 1:02:34
  Speaker 2: That's crazy, and we're.
• 1:02:36
  Speaker 5: Like in our late thirties early forties now all professionals,
• 1:02:40
  Speaker 5: and but it was just funny living out our high
• 1:02:43
  Speaker 5: school moment.
• 1:02:44
  Speaker 2: Of with it twelve a week.
• 1:02:48
  Speaker 5: We were like, it's not illegal. Now everything's covered.
• 1:02:52
  Speaker 2: Twelve of you. So but first, the first time twelve
• 1:02:54
  Speaker 2: of you naked running down a field doing flips, twelve
• 1:02:57
  Speaker 2: of us.
• 1:02:58
  Speaker 5: Doing backhand spring from the fifty yards like the twenty
• 1:03:00
  Speaker 5: five yard line, we're all we're absolutely.
• 1:03:09
  Speaker 2: We're all twelve of you there again. The next time,
• 1:03:10
  Speaker 2: everybody made.
• 1:03:11
  Speaker 5: It, Yes, we all made it. And we randomly will
• 1:03:15
  Speaker 5: like get together and have like a happy hour here
• 1:03:18
  Speaker 5: and there and we just laugh. Like the stuff our
• 1:03:20
  Speaker 5: moms would bake us, like brownies and cookies, so that
• 1:03:24
  Speaker 5: if we got in trouble when we were out doing
• 1:03:26
  Speaker 5: silly stuff, we could just dangle the snacks outside to
• 1:03:29
  Speaker 5: the officers and our little sophie shorts and taint tops
• 1:03:33
  Speaker 5: like sorry, and we would like bribe them with brownies
• 1:03:37
  Speaker 5: and stuff, and we would get away with vandalizing these
• 1:03:40
  Speaker 5: people's yards. It was that, you know, fun. You know,
• 1:03:44
  Speaker 5: our parents would make the signs and stuff, but you know,
• 1:03:47
  Speaker 5: we thought we were doing something bad when we were young.
• 1:03:50
  Speaker 5: And it's still a tradition, like they do a lot
• 1:03:52
  Speaker 5: of silly things at this high school. It's local and yeah,
• 1:03:57
  Speaker 5: so all.
• 1:03:58
  Speaker 2: Right, that's what we did. Fantastic sixth story. I'm glad
• 1:04:01
  Speaker 2: you shared it with us. Jenny, thank you very much. Inspiration. Yeah,
• 1:04:04
  Speaker 2: I have a great day. Thanks for listening.
• 1:04:07
  Speaker 9: We love you guys.
• 1:04:08
  Speaker 17: I'm so glad you're here.
• 1:04:10
  Speaker 11: As the person who currently occupies your attention, I would
• 1:04:13
  Speaker 11: like to thank you for listening to John, Jay and
• 1:04:15
  Speaker 11: Rich